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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Talks To... Politically Correct College Students
Oh man, oh man. Finally, the voice of reason, as delivered through a dog puppet, arrives.
NSFW. Apparently he's doing this for Hulu, so the light censorship of the Conan regime is out the window now. "Looking for a safe space, at a safety school."Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 02:24 PM (493sH)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 02:24 PM (NHG6e)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 09, 2016 02:25 PM (3sOO0)
Does he let them know how stupid they are?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 02:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Valiant at February 09, 2016 02:25 PM (2bqlb)
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 02:26 PM (fbovC)
This is funny on a couple different levels, ace.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 02:26 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 09, 2016 02:26 PM (NHG6e)
Posted by: wild Irish Rose with a skirt at February 09, 2016 02:26 PM (hforh)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/embed/84870597
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 02:27 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 09, 2016 02:27 PM (maOV6)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 02:27 PM (NHG6e)
Posted by: That guy that says 'It's Old' at February 09, 2016 02:28 PM (bOP3G)
Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 09, 2016 02:28 PM (INxoa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2016 02:28 PM (wCF3s)
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 02:28 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: gp at February 09, 2016 02:28 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 02:28 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 02:30 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: irright at February 09, 2016 02:30 PM (zxnPQ)
Posted by: gp at February 09, 2016 02:30 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 02:30 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 09, 2016 02:31 PM (Uq9ly)
I think we've known that for quite a while...
Posted by: HH at February 09, 2016 02:31 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 09, 2016 02:31 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 02:32 PM (NHG6e)
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 02:32 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 02:32 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 09, 2016 02:32 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 02:32 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 02:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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Yeah, but it's still 10x better than watching a Trump vs Cruz circular firing squad.
He can't really yell at us for not reading the content, huh?
BTW, your joke with the motorcycle cop this morning was really funny.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 02:33 PM (OUpHg)
Half the stuff went over their heads.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 02:33 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 02:33 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: Eromero at February 09, 2016 02:34 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: irright at February 09, 2016 02:34 PM (zxnPQ)
Posted by: WOPR at February 09, 2016 02:34 PM (LTDSy)
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at February 09, 2016 02:34 PM (DLIpz)
Again, it's a skit. The producer interviews potential participants and tells them what they expect. You really believe young people would just sit/stand there exhibiting little to no emotions?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 02:34 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2016 02:35 PM (Fmupd)
/strikes in face with haddock
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 02:35 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 02:36 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 02:36 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2016 02:36 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 09, 2016 02:36 PM (t06LC)
"You're a bunch of lazy losers! You're drinking at ten in the morning on a weekday! You have no GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALS!"
Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2016 02:36 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (zOTsN)
Gonna post this here too, since apparently people mindlessly move to the top post no matter what:
Twitter just released a statement:
"Twitter stands for freedom of expression, speaking truth to power, and empowering dialogue. That starts with safety."
Then announced the formation of -- I kid you not -- the "Trust & Safety Council" that will oversee Twitter to make sure is a safe zone on the Internet.
i.e. TCOT bannings.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Melissa Click at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 02:39 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 09, 2016 02:39 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (zOTsN)
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$1.16/gal seems to be the going rate here in OKC. Haven't seen prices like this since the 80's.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2016 02:41 PM (Fmupd)
There is no reverse button on PayPal.
Posted by: jwest
I'm sure the Ewok appreciates your entire checking balance, but $23.17 doesn't buy much these days.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 02:41 PM (9krrF)
We all know the schedule. If we would just sleep in till noon every day, all this would be new material.
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 02:41 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2016 02:41 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: jwest
Ha. You are a prick. A funny prick filled with grandiose ideas, but ultimately... a prick.
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 02:42 PM (fbovC)
She seems fun.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 09, 2016 02:42 PM (eytER)
Modern little snowflakes with a chance to be on TV and be famous-ish? The way young people worship celebrity and fame? All too real.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 02:42 PM (LUgeY)
"Twitter stands for freedom of expression, speaking truth to power, and empowering dialogue. That starts with safety."
Yeah. No.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 02:42 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: General Zod at February 09, 2016 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)
Unless my memory is foggier than I thought.
(Paid $1.47/gal last night in MGM.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 02:42 PM (9krrF)
Local news here in KC said that you do indeed have the lowest in the nation.
Posted by: HH at February 09, 2016 02:43 PM (DrCtv)
Live on the west coast. I wake up and 3 posts are already up on AOS.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 09, 2016 02:43 PM (u0o1v)
They are talking price per barrel in the teens. Imagine gas a buck a gallon
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 02:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soona
That's the approximate tax per gallon here in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 02:44 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 02:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 02:44 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 02:44 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 02:45 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2016 02:45 PM (NHG6e)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 02:45 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 02:45 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: reform highlander at February 09, 2016 02:45 PM (jCH/T)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 02:45 PM (zOTsN)
NEWSPEAK. It's straight from MINITRU
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 09, 2016 02:46 PM (OvUux)
I hope so.
Bill doesn't schlong her anymore.
She needs someone to do her.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 09, 2016 02:46 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Lea at February 09, 2016 02:46 PM (lIU4e)
Local news here in KC said that you do indeed have the lowest in the nation.
Posted by: HH at February 09, 2016 02:43 PM (DrCtv)
It's nice living in an oil and gas state. We even have a couple of big refineries here too. We ain't afraid of oil.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2016 02:47 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 09, 2016 02:47 PM (xWW96)
Suddenly buying a motorhome that gets 7MPG is starting to make more sense.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2016 02:47 PM (XtAzU)
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The lines will be shorter too, since all of the US job growth ex-baristas in the past seven years has been in the oil industry, and they won't be working.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 09, 2016 02:47 PM (Qvgg/)
There was one kid who's face stayed red throughout the whole thing. Don't know if he was embarrassed or if he really really liked the chick (or dude) next to him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 02:47 PM (LUgeY)
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Not exactly. Red Guards could kick ass. These are the kids who shamed their teachers during the Cultural Revolution. Interestingly or not Red Guards and those kids got into a lot of brutal fights.
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 02:48 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 09, 2016 02:48 PM (oLnNK)
Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 02:49 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 02:49 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Ashes, Sackcloth, Woe and Despair! Election and Lenten Specials at the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 02:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 09, 2016 02:49 PM (Qvgg/)
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Why didn't you come to him as a man and tell him it was already posted?
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 02:50 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 09, 2016 02:50 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 02:48 PM (3ZtZW)
adjusted.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 09, 2016 02:50 PM (maOV6)
Chirrun are the future. We must "invest" in them...
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 09, 2016 02:39 PM (OvUux)
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 02:50 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 09, 2016 02:50 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: Hank at February 09, 2016 02:50 PM (IFEDx)
Not under this regime. TFP already wants to slap another tax on all this cheap oil.
"Under my plan, everyone's energy bills will necessarily skyrocket."
(insert Hawaiian Good Luck Sign here)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 02:50 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 02:50 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 02:51 PM (AEEhl)
Did they pull those three things out of a hat?
It's like a mission statement mad libs w/Accencure-approved noun and verb options.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 02:51 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 09, 2016 02:51 PM (NF2Bf)
On with my serial:
Reuben stands enthralled by the basketball as Bunny and Half-wit stalk towards Bernie, their ancient joints creaking. A college student rises to stop them.
Student: "You can't hurt Bernie! He's like going to give us stuff!"
Bunny: "A Bernie-Bro! Get him!"
The student drops sobbing under the weight of guilt the feminists place on him.
Half-Wit: There's galss ceilings Bernie, and one id being broken this year!"
Bunny: "Sort of like the windshield glass you will be going through!"
Half-Wit addresses the young women. "We are feminists and your natural leaders! You will support Hillary because she has Lady Parts and not evil Boy Parts."
Bunny: "Boy Parts are wrong and icky."
The young feminists look confused.
Y.F.: "Like, who are you two?"
Half-Wit: "We are feminists, the leaders of women."
Y.F.: "You're old, like my grandma old."
Bunny: "Hey, I'm not that old for an octogenarian."
Half-Wit: "Besides, Bernies old and a boy."
Y.F.: "Yeah, but he gives us stuff, like free tuition."
Another pipes up: "And he'll give us all jobs in regulatory agencies where we can take the rest of the testicles from the boys."
Half-Wit: "He cannot promise that! Only a woman can promise that!"
Y.F.: "It's like Pokemon, Collect them All."
Half-Wit raises her stubby body to its full height and intones "There is a hot bed of coals in Hell for All Women Who Do Not Support The Inevitable HRC!"
The young feminists stagger back before shouting "Hate Crime!"
"Keep your religion off of my vagina!"
"Safe Space! Safe Space!"
The shrill young voices of the college feminists drive the Vee-Jay Team back across Tank's body and into the van, where the shrill screaming match threatens to shatter windows. Bernie slowly pulls away, silence descending on the bus with only he, Reuben, and the prone bodies of the Bernie-Bros remaining.
RK: "Genuine Spalding." He looks up and notices the lack of women. "Hey, where did everyone go?"
Bernie: "The college girls are in a slanging match with the Vee-Jay Team - those sets of termagants are suited for each other."
RK: "Weren't those your voters?"
Bernie: "There're plenty more dupes where those came from. Hang on, I'm going to make a pit stop."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Ashes, Sackcloth, Woe and Despair! Election and Lenten Specials at the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 02:51 PM (hLRSq)
$1.16/gal seems to be the going rate here in OKC. Haven't seen prices like this since the 80's 90's.
Unless my memory is foggier than I thought.
(Paid $1.47/gal last night in MGM.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 02:42 PM (9krrF)
I remember back in the early '80s it was around $0.99/gal in LA.
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (AEEhl)
I used to work for a friend's family that owned a Sinclair station. Back then, if you filled up (12 gallon minimum) you got a blow-up dinosaur and S&H Green Stamps.
Sometimes there were ugly water glasses with each fill up.
Life was good.
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (Zs4uk)
What's funny is the place I grocery shop at offers a fuel saving card. So if you buy such and such product you can get 5 or more cents off of a gallon of gas.
Boy, that could get real low real quick.
Posted by: HH at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (CbGSW)
On what planet to people allow insulting name tags be place on them? It's a freaking comedy skit that they agreed to do.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (iQIUe)
I'm sure that was funny. I'm not going to read it.
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 02:53 PM (3ZtZW)
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Yes, but that was .99 in early 80s dollars. Now we call copper-washed zinc discs "pennies".
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 02:53 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 02:45 PM (4ErVI)
No, the real Red Guards (crybullies) weren't there. These are the wannabe kids who are simultaneously cowed by the crybullies and trying to imitate the crybullies' attitudes and behavior.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 09, 2016 02:53 PM (maOV6)
Watch eyes and body language. The girls are horrified & the dudes just want to get laid.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 02:54 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 02:54 PM (X6fMO)
There are soooo many videos nowadays of daredevils climbing every random tall building in the world. Kinda crazy that there haven't been more deaths involved.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 02:54 PM (21hN3)
Then I cried about our future. If that is it, we're fooked...although I know my kid can kick all their asses, out-shoot them and also graduated from an Ivy League school as a conservative.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2016 02:54 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Big Foot at February 09, 2016 02:54 PM (t5zYU)
I don't think the indoctrination was complete with the guy at the rightmost end of the front row though. He too readily give an accurate description of the fat black dude. And then the stupid girl in the middle said person of color.
Posted by: chique testing testing at February 09, 2016 02:54 PM (+wjl1)
The hideousness of that picture will haunt my dreams.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 09, 2016 02:55 PM (bpn7O)
Fill in the blank with your choice of hilarity.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 02:55 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (iQIUe)
You sell the PC, I don't want to offend, culture on college campuses very short. Standing up for oneself on college campuses today will get you suspended or expelled.
Posted by: RickZ at February 09, 2016 02:55 PM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2016 02:56 PM (v0/PR)
Then I hit the real world, and my learning curve went almost vertical.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 09, 2016 02:56 PM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2016 02:56 PM (GGCsk)
I used to work for a friend's family that owned a Sinclair station. Back then, if you filled up (12 gallon minimum) you got a blow-up dinosaur and S&H Green Stamps.
Sometimes there were ugly water glasses with each fill up.
Life was good.
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (Zs4uk)
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Guess what. Those ugly water glasses are now highly prized collectors' items.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2016 02:56 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (CbGSW)
I still drive a car that takes premium gas. That's a double boner.
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 02:56 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 09, 2016 02:32 PM (kpqmD)
Really. They knew it was a put on, they should have a clue about the routine when the interview is given by a hand puppet, and some of them STILL looked pretty upset. They're just too clueless to see how pathetic they look.
Posted by: Bill H at February 09, 2016 02:57 PM (pAH7H)
I drive a Ford Explorer. These gas prices give me a boner.
Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (CbGSW)
I drive an F350 with the 7.5 liter. Somebody mentioned motorhome mpg. That's about what I get.
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 02:57 PM (3dOE/)
We all know the schedule. If we would just sleep in till noon every day, all this would be new material.
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 02:41 PM (Zs4uk)
Enabler! While do you wish to make this a non-safe space.
Posted by: WOPR at February 09, 2016 02:57 PM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 02:44 PM (fbovC)
I know! Gas is still about 2 bucks per gallon here. Ugh.
Posted by: chique testing testing at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (+wjl1)
Hoping for 1969 & $.35/gal gas.
Back when you told the attendant how many gallons you wanted, not how many dollars worth.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 02:53 PM (3ZtZW)
You won't read it?
Too bad, because it sure was funny.
*shifty eyes*
Yessirree bob, it was some real funny stuff.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Ashes, Sackcloth, Woe and Despair! Election and Lenten Specials at the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
The hideousness of that picture will haunt my dreams.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile"
I imagine that is the face she makes when Huma tells her they are out of booze.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: General Zod at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (CbGSW)
I still drive a car that takes premium gas. That's a double boner.
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 02:56 PM (Zs4uk)
I drive a Suburban so these prices give me a priapism...
Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (KSonr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (btH0m)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 02:59 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 09, 2016 02:59 PM (EjBTO)
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 02:59 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 09, 2016 03:00 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: chique testing testing at February 09, 2016 03:00 PM (+wjl1)
Yeah. Uncle owned two Shell stations. We had more glasses than you could shake a stick at.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:00 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:00 PM (AEEhl)
Apparently science and biology is not a required class?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2016 03:00 PM (GGCsk)
The hideousness of that picture will haunt my dreams.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 09, 2016 02:55 PM (bpn7O)
I don't know. That open mouth kind of makes me want to...
Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 03:00 PM (KSonr)
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 03:00 PM (f3Iw2)
Posted by: McCool at February 09, 2016 03:00 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 09, 2016 03:01 PM (LXJ1e)
Dude, I'm totally on TV! Look at me, I'm famous!
Posted by: Average student at February 09, 2016 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:01 PM (mw8Dm)
***
interesting.
I'm thinking of buying a Porsche. I guess it's a good time to burn some gas.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 09, 2016 03:01 PM (EjBTO)
Now we know. Ace doesn't even read his own blog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 02:30 PM (X6fMO)
It's always nice to see the old Horde memes circle back....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:01 PM (smLWk)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 09, 2016 03:01 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 03:02 PM (f3Iw2)
Dude, I'm totally on TV! Look at me, I'm famous!
"Duuude! The blonde in the first row said we'd bump uglies if I got her on tv!"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:02 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 09, 2016 03:02 PM (0x/TW)
Sometimes there were ugly water glasses with each fill up.
Life was good.
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 02:52 PM (Zs4uk)
Good God, one of my earliest memories is of being given one of those blow-up Sinclair station dinosaurs by my dad. I also remember my mom dutifully pasting those green stamps in her little books. I don't remember what she got for them though - a toaster? An electric can opener? Something like that.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 03:02 PM (u0lmX)
Compartmentalization. They totally f'in love science, but that's in one little box in their brain while their politics are in another. Do they totally contradict? Its all nuanced and complicated. Don't be a hater.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)
I was ignorant when I graduated from university.
Then I hit the real world, and my learning curve went almost vertical.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 09, 2016 02:56 PM (bpn7O)
I had the benefit of being in the real world (sort of, Navy) before I went to college. Law school was nigh unbearable with the SJW crap.
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 03:02 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2016 03:03 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:03 PM (AEEhl)
Someone upthread was defending the Red Guards?
They were thugs throwing their teachers/professors out of windows.
Judge/Jury/Executioner.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 09, 2016 03:03 PM (1ijHg)
My mom did the same thing. I don't remember her actually getting anything with them, though.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:01 PM (mw8Dm)
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I think the little blonde was going for the Maria Harf look.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2016 03:04 PM (Fmupd)
My mom did the same thing. I don't remember her actually getting anything with them, though.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)
I remember that...also have no idea what my mom got
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:04 PM (mw8Dm)
I can remember the S&H Green Stamps store that I would get drug through. Never a toy section.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:04 PM (Y42RP)
Good God, one of my earliest memories is of being given one of those blow-up Sinclair station dinosaurs by my dad. I also remember my mom dutifully pasting those green stamps in her little books. I don't remember what she got for them though - a toaster? An electric can opener? Something like that.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 03:02 PM (u0lmX)
You doin' anything with that blow up dinosaur?
Posted by: Dino-fetishist at February 09, 2016 03:05 PM (smLWk)
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She was a phantom of delight
When first she gleam'd upon my sight
A lovely apparition sent
To be a moment's ornament
Ahhh, who am I kidding? I saw those granny glasses and the first thought that came to mind was "Young Hillary".
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:05 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:07 PM (39g3+)
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.
.
.Those were dudes? Fooled me.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 09, 2016 03:07 PM (iONHu)
I had a plastic injection molded Sinclair Dino from a coin operated machine during one of those Chevrolet Traveling Shows back in the '60's. Put 25 cents in it, watch the two mold halves come together and in a few minutes it dropped down a chute to an awaiting me. Kept that thing for years and never saw anyone else with one.
I wonder what that thing's be worth today?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 03:07 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:08 PM (Y42RP)
I am so outta touch in this new fangled world I had to look up what 'swipe left' meant.
But I gotta say, I don't ever want to be as uptight as the kids in that video.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2016 03:08 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 03:02 PM (u0lmX)
See, I brought happiness wherever I was.
Of course, the car is upholstered in baby seal...
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 03:08 PM (Zs4uk)
Those were dudes? Fooled me.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 09, 2016 03:07 PM (iONHu)
Well, for certain values of "dude"...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:08 PM (smLWk)
Was surprised Triumph didn't ask big-un in the front row why he dressed like a lesbian if he didn't also identify as a woman.
Posted by: General Zod at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)
That guy looked like he just ate Waldo.
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 03:08 PM (3dOE/)
The dark haired girl front row = Cheka Bolshevik - Madam Defarge at 27yo.
Posted by: 13times at February 09, 2016 03:08 PM (WHVu+)
Can't remember how many customers actually put the stupid red ball on their antenna.
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 03:09 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Killerdog at February 09, 2016 03:09 PM (98J/K)
Back when you told the attendant how many gallons you wanted, not how many dollars worth.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 02:58 PM (Y42RP)
______
Gas tax alone is anywhere between 35 and 60 cents depending on the state. So don't hold your breath for 35 cents any time soon.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 03:09 PM (0LHZx)
little books. I don't remember what she got for them though - a toaster?
An electric can opener? Something like that.
My mom did the same thing. I don't remember her actually getting anything with them, though.
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.
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.I vaguely remember going to the SH redemption place when I was about 5 or 6 with my mom. Rows upon rows of toasters and peculator coffee pots in cheap cardboard boxes stacked up with one display item on top of the pile is what I remember. She got something but I honestly don't remember what it was.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 09, 2016 03:10 PM (iONHu)
I'm thinking of buying a Porsche. I guess it's a good time to burn some gas.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44"
I'm so rich I own a Porsche for each day of the week.
Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 09, 2016 03:10 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2016 03:08 PM (ODxAs)
Happy to say that I still had to look it up.
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 03:10 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2016 03:10 PM (B48dK)
machine during one of those Chevrolet Traveling Shows back in the '60's.
Put 25 cents in it, watch the two mold halves come together and in a
few minutes it dropped down a chute to an awaiting me. Kept that thing
for years and never saw anyone else with one.
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WHOAAAAAAAAAA ! Me too. The Show set up in the parking lot of a Kettering, Ohio outdoor shopping center. That green thing was darn near indestructible. I should know.
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:10 PM (JBggj)
Comrade citizen, you should know by now that you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, LOTS of eggs!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 03:11 PM (wYnyS)
Can't remember how many customers actually put the stupid red ball on their antenna.
A bunch. Then you're right back to the "OK, where did I park?" thingy again looking at the sea of red antenna balls.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 03:11 PM (LUgeY)
Atlantic-Ritchfield gave customers a red ball to stick on your cars radio antenna. Can't remember how long ago radio antenna disappeared.
Can't remember how many customers actually put the stupid red ball on their antenna.
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 03:09 PM (fbovC)
Union 76 and the orange ball. I remember bunches of those on car antennas when I was a kid.
Jack in the Box did the Jack head ball for awhile as well.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:12 PM (smLWk)
Union 76 did the same thing with their orange ball.
It actually was kind of useful, since not many did it: you could spot your car in a lot by the ball. It was a really wierd advertising gimmick though. Eventually the ball either came off or wore through the top and slid down.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:12 PM (39g3+)
http://www.boston.com/news/politics/2016/02/09/ pound-pig-escapes-from-farm-tries-vote/6nVB9bGJAyYCD0cAb9NiWO/story.html
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 03:12 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 09, 2016 03:01 PM (EjBTO)
_____
Porsches get pretty good gas mileage. It's premium gas yeah, but the MPG isn't bad. And if you get the faux-Porsche, ie the Boxster, MPG is close to 30 highway.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 09, 2016 03:12 PM (0LHZx)
I can remember my mom filling up those books. She did so many one time she got a whole dining set that we still use back home.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 03:13 PM (LA7Cm)
We pasted green stamps all over my mom's face while she was taking a nap. She didn't notice until she saw herself in the mirror.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 09, 2016 03:13 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (AEEhl)
My mom did the same thing. I don't remember her actually getting anything with them, though.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)
I remember that...also have no idea what my mom got
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:04 PM (mw8Dm)
My mom got the ugliest round glass shaded hanging lamp. It was orange(Yay, 1960's) with square yellow, brown and orange glass squares glued to it , hanging on a gold chain with the cord strung through. It hung over a plastic brick planter in our living room that the Brady family would have been jealous of. That planter had fake plastic ferns in it.
Now that I think about it, that was some ugly set up. She was thrilled with it though, especially since it was free , it only cost I don't know how many books of S+ H green stamps. I remember going to another town to the store that displayed all the wondrous things you could trade your stamp books for, and that was her choice.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (K0Iz7)
Posted by: mikey at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (HAWZY)
Trivia. Who's station put a Tiger in your tank?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (AEEhl)
Chevron. Or Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (3dOE/)
Trivia. Who's station put a Tiger in your tank?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (AEEhl)
Esso
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (smLWk)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 03:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Common Tater at February 09, 2016 03:15 PM (98J/K)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 03:15 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (AEEhl)
Her name was DeeDee...oh you mean ESSO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:15 PM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (AEEhl)
Chevron?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 03:15 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 03:15 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (XtAzU)
Yeh, because the men at Lexington, Gettysburg, and Normandy screamed "SAFETY FIRST!!!"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (LBmGu)
Yup, parking lot of the Springdale Shopping Center in Mobile.
I've searched all over that Intarwebz thingy and I can't find any archives of those shows. They had films of the new models and cars and engines on display. I particularly remember the cutaway four-speed transmission in a Plexiglas case. You could shift the gears and watch them move.
I can't remember what I had for breakfast, but I can remember that from *mumble* years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (CbGSW)
And the obligatory companion music to the tiger question.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DliRyZmzbH0
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (smLWk)
Trivia. Who's station put a Tiger in your tank?
Guderian.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 03:15 PM (8ZskC)
Good one.
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (AEEhl)
Texaco?
Posted by: Beer Ninja at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (KBjNt)
Guderian."
I don't remember those but we didn't have Atlantic-Richfields either.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 03:16 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 03:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 03:17 PM (659DL)
Trivia. Who's station put a Tiger in your tank?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (AEEhl)
___________________
Esso
Posted by: Kudzu King at February 09, 2016 03:17 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:17 PM (JBggj)
Let's send Ace some more money before he posts an article for Marco Rubio and against Ted Cruz.
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 03:17 PM (Zs4uk)
Guderian.
Shit I missed that at first. Bad on me
Good one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (mw8Dm)
And now I'll have to strangle you, son.
Posted by: Mrs. Anger at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (u5gzz)
Funny how concerned they were with safety when Dorsey BFF Deray McKesson was using Twitter to organize out of town mobs to burn down Ferguson and Baltimore
Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (LBmGu)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (zOTsN)
Cheapest I've seen in DFW is $1.38.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (LA7Cm)
***
another thing is that since the body style is the same for the 911 since Merkel was just a young school girl staring at national geographic mags thinking "someday, they will all be here, and mine"...I can find a nice one in an acceptable price range and it will still look and drive well. 1991->1998->2002->2010->2016 pretty much all the same. I saw an old MC-Hammer Whale Tail for sale. Like, hmmm...
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (EjBTO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (smLWk)
Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (NjX7M)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (zOTsN)
Eastern State Standard Oil
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2016 03:19 PM (zc3Db)
Updings! Updings! Now say hello to my block button!!!
Posted by: Cahrsel Joshnon at February 09, 2016 03:19 PM (LBmGu)
We get points on our grocery card which are used at the gas station. I got gas for 62 cents a gallon a few weeks ago. It was awesome.
And yet my wife was pissed because she didn't get to use it even though all of our money is together.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2016 03:20 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2016 03:20 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 03:20 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:20 PM (AEEhl)
Soon we will have the answer to the burning question - Can an entire generation be punchable?
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2016 03:20 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 03:20 PM (fbovC)
sorry about the double posting and stompening... trying to find somethign now.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (dciA+)
You might want to check a website called HotAir. I hear they have lots of things to blog on.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:21 PM (smLWk)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 03:21 PM (zOTsN)
Shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:21 PM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 03:21 PM (wYnyS)
Kroger does that, too. It is awesome.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 09, 2016 03:22 PM (zYV5P)
He looked at me and said "Do you know how much a Pegasus in 90% condition goes for nowdays?"
A ridiculous, mind blowing amount.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:22 PM (39g3+)
Yeah NOT holding my breath
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (LUgeY)
I've been around cars my entire life, supplied a number of the automakers with machined parts, patented products and read extensively.
Never, ever, have I heard of replacing the brake fluid anywhere near 30,000.
Anyone else ever hear of this?
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (Zs4uk)
I know a guy who sold a successful auto body business. Now he restores Coke machines, gas pumps, jukeboxes, and yes--gas station signs.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (u5gzz)
"ships"
Or as we refer to them here -- Galvanic Corrosion Loaves.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (659DL)
People really love to see you "flame off" the frost on the windshield. Trust me.
Posted by: Roy at February 09, 2016 03:24 PM (VndSC)
With Obama comedy died because the courage price was too great to pay. Oh, I know the comic strip guy Ramirez did take him on and that one white guy on the internet (what's his name) did, but no real comics dared to.
So comedy died, another casualty of the Obama years.
But now glimmers of hope. Triumph arrives.
I'm a happy camper, at least for a moment.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 09, 2016 03:24 PM (Uq9ly)
Hey, it's not like we intend to do anything involving water for teh enxt decade or two because of the impact on global
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 03:24 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 09, 2016 03:24 PM (AfES1)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 03:24 PM (zOTsN)
maybe I can sleep on the drive home....
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (3ZtZW)
Just be sure to set your cruise control. Safety first, y'know.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:24 PM (smLWk)
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 03:24 PM (3ZtZW)
M-i-L got 35 gallons free ($0.00/gal) right after Christmas due to the amount she spent for Thanksgiving and Christmas. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:25 PM (Y42RP)
Buc-ee's.
But then you might have to travel on 35 which I am avoiding now thanks to our rock throwing friends.
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 03:25 PM (0C2f1)
So...they want a Committee for Public Safety?
Maybe hire a guy named Robespierre?
Posted by: Harun at February 09, 2016 03:25 PM (UBBWX)
One of them got all uppity and shit when we tried to put our feet up on his back.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 03:25 PM (LUgeY)
The funniest street interviews I saw from Triumph were at the Star Wars premier and at the Michael Jackson trial. The ST nerds had a great sense of humor, the Michael Jackson cultists did not.
Posted by: Cahrsel Joshnon at February 09, 2016 03:25 PM (LBmGu)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE ROBO RUBIO at February 09, 2016 03:25 PM (XzRw1)
Swipe Left was getting pretty close to laughing at the end though.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 09, 2016 03:26 PM (eytER)
We pasted green stamps all over my mom's face while she was taking a nap. She didn't notice until she saw herself in the mirror.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 09, 2016 03:13 PM (RcpcZ)
Heh.
An old boyfriend had a story about how, when he was 4, he put those grey metal hairclips, the ones women used to use for making pin curls, all over his dad's head while his dad was snoring away on the sofa. Then he got scissors and started cutting away. His father (obviously a heavy sleeper) woke when his kid had cut off most of the hair attached to the clip. The kid saw his dad's eyes open and yelled, "Don't move, daddy, I'm cutting your hair!"
Daddy moved - quite quickly at that point.
Well, dad was able to go get a buzz cut, which was perfectly acceptable in the early 't60's. If it had been his mother, he wouldn't have made it to his 5th birthday.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 03:26 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: jwest
Last mechanic who told me that wiped his hands on his overalls, and as banjo music played in the background, told me I sure had a purty mouth.
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 03:26 PM (fbovC)
sorry about the double posting and stompening... trying to find somethign now.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2016 03:18 PM (dciA+)
How about some Cam Newton cybaby hate?
Here's some stupid from fake black guy, Shaun King.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ king-beyonce-thoughts-matter-politcians-article-1.2525590
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 09, 2016 03:26 PM (3dOE/)
Yeah NOT holding my breath
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (mw8Dm)
Oh, yeah... This is an election year.
That explains the lies.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 09, 2016 03:26 PM (zYV5P)
People really love to see you "flame off" the frost on the windshield. Trust me.
Cheaper than milk too. Damn shame we don't have Kaboom! Cereal anymore.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:27 PM (Y42RP)
One of them got all uppity and shit when we tried to put our feet up on his back.>>>
The Otowans are worse.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2016 03:27 PM (XtAzU)
Reminds me of an email I got from my idiot school board the other day:
"A budget is fundamentally a statement of values."
No wonder the school system is all fucked up.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 09, 2016 03:27 PM (eytER)
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:27 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2016 03:27 PM (LBmGu)
was using Twitter to organize out of town mobs to burn down Ferguson
and Baltimore
Huh. I assumed they were referring to *emotional* safety, as in "safe spaces" free from badthink. How else could they explain that twitter has been used quite effectively by ISIS, as both a recruiting tool as well as to deliver direct and not so direct threats to Western people and their culture?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 03:27 PM (NOIQH)
This guy, did he also claim to be a Nigerian prince?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:27 PM (AEEhl)
The one that shaved her eyebrows out and drew them back in? That makes mister hand turn into mister fist.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 03:28 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 09, 2016 03:28 PM (RcpcZ)
Anyone else ever hear of this?
Go ahead and do it. Just be glad they didn't want to replace the muffler bearings too. Those things are wicked expensive.
I usually replace those one side at a time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 03:29 PM (LUgeY)
Oh, fuck me.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 09, 2016 03:29 PM (u5gzz)
But then you might have to travel on 35 which I am avoiding now thanks to our rock throwing friends.
45 Madisonville & on 290 at Waller County line.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:29 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: All Teh Meh
_____________
Gunn Brothers stamps?
Posted by: Furious George at February 09, 2016 03:29 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:21 PM (smLWk)
Now that's funny.
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 03:29 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2016 03:29 PM (Fmupd)
Anyone else ever hear of this?
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (Zs4uk)
Creative maintenance. Because.... it sounds like it.
Never heard that one before.
Now, blinker fluid? Religiously, every 20,000 mi.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 09, 2016 03:30 PM (zYV5P)
Anyone else ever hear of this?
Go ahead and do it. Just be glad they didn't want to replace the muffler bearings too. Those things are wicked expensive.
I usually replace those one side at a time.
Blinker fluid is quite cheap.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:30 PM (Y42RP)
But He loves the MIlitary right?'
But for Illegals the sky is the limit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2016 03:30 PM (mw8Dm)
At one time it was the bastion of smart, informed people. It's also presumably for people who are either in the market or interested in free market capitalism.
Now it's being taken over by the tax the rich, global warming farce, the banks are evil, 60's propaganda, socialist crowd.
They just throw our comments like they're facts, when they are nothing of the sort.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2016 03:30 PM (GGCsk)
I got a chefs knife, a slicing knife, paring knife and another general use knife. It only cost me $1600. Wait what?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:30 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:21 PM (smLWk)
Heh...
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 09, 2016 03:31 PM (zYV5P)
Anyone else ever hear of this?
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (Zs4uk)
Make sure the carburetor fuses aren't blown either.
Posted by: Beer Ninja at February 09, 2016 03:31 PM (KBjNt)
I've seen the Weinermobile in captivity (Henry Ford Museum*) and in the wild (Cedar Street in Lansing, I-275 in Livonia.)
*I also made one of those plastic-mold Weinermobiles in orange plastic.)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Ashes, Sackcloth, Woe and Despair! Election and Lenten Specials at the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 03:31 PM (hLRSq)
It's too crowded. No one goes there anymore.
Posted by: Yogi. Hanging with Abe Vigoda. at February 09, 2016 03:32 PM (659DL)
Anyone else ever hear of this?
---
You can bleed the lines and top it off yourself. Brake fluid ought to last a long time unless it gets water in it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 09, 2016 03:32 PM (Qvgg/)
My mom got the ugliest round glass shaded hanging lamp. It was orange(Yay, 1960's) with square yellow, brown and orange glass squares glued to it , hanging on a gold chain with the cord strung through. It hung over a plastic brick planter in our living room that the Brady family would have been jealous of. That planter had fake plastic ferns in it.
Now that I think about it, that was some ugly set up. She was thrilled with it though, especially since it was free , it only cost I don't know how many books of S+ H green stamps. I remember going to another town to the store that displayed all the wondrous things you could trade your stamp books for, and that was her choice.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 03:14 PM (K0Iz7)
We laugh about 70's crap, but 60's crap wasn't much better. My best friend's parents hung a huge piece of driftwood on the living room wall. It fell off the wall on Christmas day and nearly empaled 2 relatives sitting on the (orange) sofa.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 03:32 PM (u0lmX)
i.e. TCOT bannings.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Truth and Reconciliation Commission, hello? Maoist "self-criticism", hello? Bunch of effin Commies. Gut-shoot 'em, and throw in the ditch to bleed out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 03:32 PM (Z8fuk)
Serious, on policy aren't they identical?
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 03:33 PM (zOTsN)
Let's see....
---We're free to express our hatred of infidels (check)
---We can speak Allah's truth to the Great Satan (check)
---And we are empowered to dialogue about how the West will have to choose to either convert or die (check)
We're good with that, Twitter!!
Posted by: ISIS Dir. of Western Outreach & Recruitment at February 09, 2016 03:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2016 03:33 PM (u5gzz)
Some BLM guy just blew his brains out on the statehouse steps in Ohio.
Probable BLM guys are throwing rocks at motorists in Austin and the police are doing absolutely fucking nothing to stop it.
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 03:33 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2016 03:33 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 03:33 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 09, 2016 03:33 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 03:34 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 09, 2016 02:46 PM (1ijHg)
Tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at February 09, 2016 03:34 PM (Z8fuk)
Avocado green fridge and harvest gold appliances.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:34 PM (Y42RP)
281
>>Funny how concerned they were with safety when Dorsey BFF Deray McKesson
was using Twitter to organize out of town mobs to burn down Ferguson
and Baltimore
Huh. I assumed they were referring to
*emotional* safety, as in "safe spaces" free from badthink. How else
could they explain that twitter has been used quite effectively by ISIS,
as both a recruiting tool as well as to deliver direct and not so
direct threats to Western people and their culture?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 03:27 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pyrocles at February 09, 2016 03:34 PM (MYMcU)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:30 PM (Y42RP)
Last batch found in the Dollar aisle.
Right next to the flight line. Good stuff. Camo.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 09, 2016 03:35 PM (zYV5P)
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My grandfather was a friend of Oscar F. Mayer.
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:35 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 03:20 PM
They have the original one in the Henry Ford Museum in Dearbornistan
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2016 03:35 PM (ZQfW9)
We were once a mighty empire! I shouldn't have to put up with this crap!
Posted by: Ottoman Ruler at February 09, 2016 03:35 PM (39g3+)
Remember, the Republic is not dead. It's just full of grifters doing bait and switch.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 09, 2016 03:35 PM (FtrY1)
I admire the feral ones because they got out of the sty, saw the world and they know the truth. Which is why they're mean and go around vandalizing the Man's property. They're like the pig resistance. But they are too delicious for their own good.
Posted by: CozMark at February 09, 2016 03:35 PM (CbGSW)
Never, ever, have I heard of replacing the brake fluid anywhere near 30,000.
Anyone else ever hear of this?
Go ahead and do it. Just be glad they didn't want to replace the muffler bearings too. Those things are wicked expensive.
I usually replace those one side at a time.
Blinker fluid is quite cheap.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:30 PM (Y42RP)
Have them check your Johnson rod while they are at it. You don't want to blow a Johnson rod at the most inconvenient time.
Posted by: David Putty at February 09, 2016 03:35 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2016 03:35 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 09, 2016 03:32 PM (Qvgg/)
My mechanic changes the fluid, but only if he has to do a cylinder rebuild or replace the lines (and I've had severe corrosion on rear brake lines).
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 03:35 PM (wYnyS)
said it was time for the 30,000 mile change of the brake fluid.
I've been around cars my entire life, supplied a number of the
automakers with machined parts, patented products and read extensively.
Never, ever, have I heard of replacing the brake fluid anywhere near 30,000.
Anyone else ever hear of this?
.
.
.
.Cough....bullshit.....cough.
Brake fluid never has to be replaced unless it becomes contaminated, or you somehow get rust in the system. Somebody is having sport with you.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 09, 2016 03:36 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2016 03:33 PM (u5gzz)
Bill Hader is the voice of Mr Peanut for those that thought the recognized the voice but couldn't place it.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 03:36 PM (AEEhl)
Safety Council" that will oversee Twitter to make sure is a safe zone on
the Internet.
Is this safe?
ISIS's #LoveWins!
http://patriotsandpolitics.com/isis-celebrates-lovewins-with-grisly-display/
Posted by: ISIS Dir. of Western Outreach & Recruitment at February 09, 2016 03:36 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 03:36 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 03:36 PM (659DL)
Mumsey Dearest worked at Brookley AFB. I was feeling all nostalgic Sunday and did a bit of research on that place.
I did not know that they developed a top secret bombsight there that helped us win WWII thanks to its greatly increased accuracy.
Mom also knew one of the guys on the Enola Gay crew. She and a bunch of her girlfriends would dress up in mechanic's jumpers and sneak rides on the planes.
There were pics of B-17's and B-25's in the house, fighters and stuff like that there.
Mom was a gearhead.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 03:37 PM (LUgeY)
Now can I hump your leg?
Now can I hump your leg?
Now can I hump your leg?
Now can I hump your leg?
Now can I hump your leg?
Now can I hump your leg?
Posted by: Amy Rubio at February 09, 2016 03:37 PM (DL2i+)
Anyone else ever hear of this?>>>
Mechanic probably just got a new Vacuum brake bleeder and wants to play/pay it off.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zoohdd8
link to Eastwood
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2016 03:37 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (659DL)
I'm reading it might have been a mistake, he forgot what he had in his hand or something.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)
Truly hilarious.
A lot of the funniest jokes slip by quickly and are hard to hear, too. When havign to give Newspeak names for the grade levels in college, he assigns these new names:
"Freshman is now "First year Student."
Sophomore: Tried being a lesbian, didn't love it.
Junior: Fantasy pregnancy scare.
Senior: Lesbian for good."
The blonde girl with the red glasses in the front row is actually really hot, yet is psychologically devastated by everything the dog says. Watch her reactions.
Posted by: zombie at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (jBuUi)
Mine went out last month. Was down for a week.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (I9aFU)
Posted by: Szell at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (zc3Db)
The Planter's Peanutmobile was parked at the hotel across from the office last week. It's pretty wimpy looking.-----Cloyd Freud
Was it cold out?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 09, 2016 03:39 PM (0x/TW)
FUCK?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:39 PM (Y42RP)
The Black Porkers attempt voter intimidation of Muslims!!!
http://www.boston.com/news/politics/2016/02/09/pou
nd-pig-escapes-from-farm-tries-
vote/6nVB9bGJAyYCD0cAb9NiWO/story.html
(remove extra spaces)
Oh, the humanity!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2016 03:39 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: All Teh Meh
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Gunn Brothers stamps?
Posted by: Furious George at February 09, 2016 03:29 PM (3GAnN)
I don't think so, I hadn't heard of Gunn Brothers stamps though, I'll have to check the next time they do it.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 09, 2016 03:39 PM (AfES1)
The song doesn't even have an "F."
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Yeah, well if you're eight years old and Grandpa tells you something like that, you don't forget it.
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:39 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 09, 2016 03:40 PM (I9aFU)
A pig got out of the barn near our house, and he turned the front yard into a ploughed field in like 2 minutes. I don't know what he was looking for but he rooted through that place like Sandra Fluke's date night.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 03:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 03:41 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (I9aFU)
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Fina
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2016 03:41 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2016 03:41 PM (0cMkb)
Enco.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2016 03:41 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: John Barky Winger at February 09, 2016 03:42 PM (zc3Db)
I'm reading it might have been a mistake, he forgot what he had in his hand or something."
Darwin award winner.
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 03:42 PM (0C2f1)
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Thanks for that. Brookley. That was a long time ago
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:42 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 09, 2016 03:42 PM (MIKMs)
Well.......
...this day's looking up.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 09, 2016 03:42 PM (zYV5P)
Which is exactly why most farms and ranches have a standing shoot on sight policy for feral hogs. Because of the damage they do.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:43 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 03:43 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Plantersmobile at February 09, 2016 03:43 PM (39g3+)
This can be a bigger problem than most people realize.
Posted by: Captain Hook at February 09, 2016 03:43 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:12 PM (smLWk)
Still do, AFAIK. At least as of 2 years ago, they did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 03:43 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 09, 2016 03:44 PM (I9aFU)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 03:45 PM (zOTsN)
What was he protesting? Too few bullets in his face?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:45 PM (39g3+)
Triumph 2016!
Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2016 03:45 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 03:43 PM (0C2f1)
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Here's to hoping it becomes trendy.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2016 03:45 PM (Fmupd)
I'm reading it might have been a mistake, he forgot what he had in his hand or something.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)
I'm a bad person. I laughed when I read that. I thought of "Blazing Saddles."
"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 03:46 PM (u0lmX)
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Fkn Priuses are "allergic"
/fagz
Posted by: Bigby's Eyepoke at February 09, 2016 03:46 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2016 03:47 PM (B48dK)
I hope so.
Bill doesn't schlong her anymore.
Not even with Vince Fosters dead dick.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 09, 2016 03:47 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2016 03:48 PM (f3Iw2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 03:48 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Hillary Feeling Romantical at February 09, 2016 03:48 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 03:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Webb Hubble at February 09, 2016 03:49 PM (39g3+)
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That's pretty harsh. I'd settle for baths and haircuts.
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:49 PM (JBggj)
Heh exactly, I still save them though, figure might as well get some of my money back.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 09, 2016 03:49 PM (AfES1)
Anyone else ever hear of this?
Posted by: jwest at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (Zs4uk)
DOT 3 brake fluid is hygroscopic, and can absorb moisture from the air and become corrosive. But I wouldn't do a brake system flush every 30,000 miles. Every 5 years would be plenty, or simply combine it with the next major brake job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 03:50 PM (Z8fuk)
Yeah. Suicide is the ultimate pathetic, cowardly, and most selfish act imaginable. I've been there, and the whole world narrows down to one small point: yourself. That's all you think about. Until I remembered my family and broke out of it.
Posted by: Webb Hubble at February 09, 2016 03:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 03:53 PM (u0lmX)
I suck at this socking for comedic effect thing. Are there online classes or something?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Too bad you didn't have a Vince Foster sock on. That'd be incredibly grim.....and darkly funny.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 03:53 PM (smLWk)
Dude.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 03:48 PM (659DL)
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I've gotten really tired of the BLM assholes. If they want to off themselves as a protest, I'm not going to stand in their way.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2016 03:53 PM (Fmupd)
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU GET TWO--TWO! CLASSES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
Posted by: Billy Mays Heah at February 09, 2016 03:53 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:55 PM (JBggj)
I just read the Wiki bio for Oscar F. Mayer. He helped found the Lincoln Park Gun club in 1912.
Obama's successor Roland Burris (as State AG) shut down the club over lead pollution in 1991. The club filed a lawsuit but it was dismissed.
But here's the topper:
In 1995, Park District Superintendent Forrest Claypool planned to reorganize the parks as quasi-private affairs, with private companies providing services on the property. That year, the gun club's former clubhouse reopened as a community center. The city had paid $500,000 two years prior for an analysis of the soil and sand where the club had operated; however the study, performed by the Illinois Environmental Protection Agency, determined that there was no pollution present, and that although there was a significant amount of lead shot and clay pigeons resting on the lake's bottom, it posed no health risk to humans or aquatic life.
Government theft during the Clinton years.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 09, 2016 03:55 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (I9aFU)
SOCo? Standard Oil Company
Posted by: m at February 09, 2016 03:56 PM (S/1cF)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 09, 2016 03:38 PM (I9aFU)
Enco?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2016 03:56 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 03:56 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: mrp at February 09, 2016 03:58 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Home Shopping Network at February 09, 2016 04:00 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: ECA at February 09, 2016 04:07 PM (k47e3)
Posted by: Thea at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (PFWZL)
Enco is what the company that is now Exxon was called in western states.
Posted by: RTW at February 09, 2016 10:02 PM (3frOv)
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