All Polls Are Hot Garbage.<br>Here's Some Particularly Smelly Garbage.

All Polls Are Hot Garbage.
Here's Some Particularly Smelly Garbage.

I'm not even going to bother telling you what the poll says because the poll just creates this stupid expectations game for the actual vote.

Rubio slipping to 4th might be the best possible poll result -- then, a higher position is a win.

Same with Cruz, falling to 5th. (Though, as Drew notes -- if Cruz rises to 3rd, don't expect the media/establishment gushing that a bronze is as good as a gold.)

Jeb and Kasich are moving up, supposedly, because... I don't know. Because New Hampshire is filled with dumb liberals.

Oh, and the FBI has now officially stated the obvious -- they're looking at Hillary Clinton's emails.

Night, friends!

Excellent Trolling: Look at this guy's shirt.

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— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 9, 2016

Update: You're going to hear about this anyway, might as well hear about it from me.

@AceofSpadesHQ You saw this clip of Rubio from today, yes? He did it again.. https://t.co/GGTaz7OvMJ …
— Umar (@umarjones) February 9, 2016

Posted by: Ace at 09:01 PM

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1 Furstest!

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (dPpmC)

2 1st?

Posted by: I've made it! at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (SOVQ8)

3 Secundus.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (dPpmC)

4 damn!

Posted by: I've made it! at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (SOVQ8)

5
Polls are meant to shape public opinion, not reflect them.

Then again, it is New Hampshire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (zLP1L)

6 Secundus means third in Peruvian.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (dPpmC)

7
So major snow expected for New Hampshire. Who does that help/hurt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (zLP1L)

8 Jeb...for the loss.

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 08, 2016 09:05 PM (Xlh4y)

9 The election is tomorrow, yes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:06 PM (rwI+c)

10 So, you really love me!?!

Posted by: Jeb at February 08, 2016 09:07 PM (3b9U4)

11 Oh, and the FBI has now officially stated the obvious -- they're looking at Hillary Clinton's emails.

So they can officially say "nothing to see here."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 09:07 PM (FkBIv)

12 Major snow assault blizzard is raging across the Cumberland Plateau as I bitchtype in major political rage mode!

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 08, 2016 09:07 PM (Xlh4y)

13 Polls are how the establishment form and manipulate news cycles and narratives. The American citizenry is rife with pushovers that fall for their shit.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 09:07 PM (OvUux)

14 Third in Peruvian means First in Iowan!

Posted by: Marco Pollo Rubio at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (3b9U4)

15 Emerson College?? That in Kennebunkport?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (jJRIy)

16
In the sidebar, Ted Nugent goes anti-semitic. Ted, Ted, WTF, dude?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (zLP1L)

17 I stink like fish and guilt.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (UBS9M)

18 If Cruz can squeak into 3rd, that a win, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (rwI+c)

19 So major snow expected for New Hampshire. Who does that help/hurt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (zLP1L)

Hey yoos wanna buy some shovels and head up there and sees if we can make a few shekels?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (DUoqb)

20 OMG. Megyn has Marco on, and she's fellating him. A big sloppy wet one with a facial finish. Not even softballs, just tee balls.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (dvuhZ)

21 We need a poll to figure out who will win the polls. That's really the only way we can avoid all issues about anything. Let's really push ignorance to its limits.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (1CroS)

22 Emerson College?? That in Kennebunkport?

It's a made up movie college, like Faber and Purdue.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (rwI+c)

23 Emerson College?? That in Kennebunkport?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (jJRIy)

Actually my moon bat sister went there.. So did the Fonz. It's in Boston of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (DUoqb)

24 That Emily Ratajkowski chick is cute but honestly there are a million chicks on the internet that look like that.

And half of them do pron.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (qUNWi)

25 Two words. Open Primary.

Democrats will vote in Republican primary to help K and B. Maybe even Krispy?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (jJRIy)

26 19 So major snow expected for New Hampshire. Who does that help/hurt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (zLP1L)

Hey yoos wanna buy some shovels and head up there and sees if we can make a few shekels?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (DUoqb)

Bring back memories of old Brooklyn and my youth!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:10 PM (zLP1L)

27 10 So, you really love me!?!
Posted by: Jeb at February 08, 2016 09:07 PM (3b9U4)

*readjusts stock in shoulder*

*reacquires sight alignment*

No.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 08, 2016 09:10 PM (zYV5P)

28 That Emily Ratajkowski chick is cute but honestly there are a million chicks on the internet that look like that.

And half of them do pron.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (qUNWi)

Emily ought to go to Emerson College. Because Emerson nice titties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 09:11 PM (Z8fuk)

29 Rubio 'surging' into fourth...establishment win!

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 08, 2016 09:11 PM (Xlh4y)

30 I have sleep apnea and diabetes. Plus I hugged Obama.

Posted by: Chris Christie at February 08, 2016 09:11 PM (UBS9M)

31 For those of you who think Netanyahu is such a great Prime Minister:

Education Minister Naftali Bennett (Jewish Home) demanded during a recent meeting of the Security Cabinet that Israel initiate action against Hamass terrorist tunnels which lead into Israel, Channel 2 News reported on Monday.

According to the report, both Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and Defense Minister Moshe Yaalon rejected Bennetts proposal. The two later publicly said that on this matter we must exercise judgment and responsibility and equated such action to attacking Hezbollah missiles or Irans nuclear facilities.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 09:12 PM (DUoqb)

32 Jeb is second? WTF New Hampshire

Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 09:12 PM (zOTsN)

33 30 I have sleep apnea and diabetes. Plus I hugged Obama.
Posted by: Chris Christie at February 08, 2016 09:11 PM (UBS9M)

More chins than a Chinese phonebook and thighs so fat, the skin is chafed down to the bone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:12 PM (zLP1L)

34 "Oh, and the FBI has now officially stated the obvious -- they're looking at Hillary Clinton's emails."

OK. We looked at the emails and we can conclude, without reservation, that, yes, they were and are still emails. We consider this issue resolved.

Posted by: Obama's Justice Department at February 08, 2016 09:12 PM (1CroS)

35 24 That Emily Ratajkowski chick is cute but honestly there are a million chicks on the internet that look like that.

At least. Probably, with far less issues.

...and she's not THAT hot.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 08, 2016 09:12 PM (zYV5P)

36 30 I have sleep apnea and diabetes. Plus I hugged Obama.
Posted by: Chris Christie at February 08, 2016 09:11 PM (UBS9M)

Nothing like hitting the big trifecta!

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 08, 2016 09:13 PM (Xlh4y)

37
Doritos are made from BABIES!

Posted by: Moron Deluxe at February 08, 2016 09:13 PM (qul7b)

38 A mind-numbingly stupid graphic he put up. Could've made a great point with it, instead went full retard.

Another reason why I don't give a shit what entertainers have to say about politics, economics, or, well, anything except entertaining. STFU and get back in your box, monkey.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 08, 2016 09:13 PM (cgH9o)

39 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (lHBX+)

40 I look forward to the day when a candidate just says screw it and has a porn star endorse and stump for him.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (dvuhZ)

41 Goodnight Ace. Sweet Dreams. Thanks for all the blogging stuff you do

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (2x3L+)

42 ...and she's not THAT hot.

I'd hit it, probably, with a few drinks in me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (rwI+c)

43 I believe Ms Kelly is gently cupping the balls

Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (zOTsN)

44 Sorry, forgot JJ's reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (zLP1L)

I guess I should STFU and stick to what *I* know.....

Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (cgH9o)

45 Jeb and Kasich are moving up

I've said it before and I'll say it again. All you have to do is look at Jeb Bush's campaign to realize why we didn't accomplish more in the 2000s.

I assume he's a nice assume. I assume he's a competent guy. But being the President isn't just a job for a technocrat. It's a position for the leading standard bearer and defender your side of the political aisle.

He won't win and for good reason.

Posted by: AD at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (w7gCr)

46 Yao!

Posted by: Yao at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (rwI+c)

47 I look forward to the day when a candidate just says screw it and has a porn star endorse and stump for him.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (dvuhZ)

You mean hump him right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 09:15 PM (DUoqb)

48 You said stump.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:15 PM (rwI+c)

49 Thanks Ace!

*cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Coldham Clinton at February 08, 2016 09:16 PM (cwd/Q)

50 40 I look forward to the day when a candidate just says screw it and has a porn star endorse and stump for him.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:14 PM (dvuhZ)

Silvio Berlusconi, si?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:16 PM (zLP1L)

51 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 09:15 PM (DUoqb)

Hmm, might be time to reconsider a career in politics!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 09:16 PM (wYnyS)

52 I look forward to the day when a candidate just says screw it and has a porn star endorse and stump for him.

Like Ron Jeremy has endorsed Hillary?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 08, 2016 09:17 PM (YJmuy)

53 Night, friends!

I'm more of an acquaintance.

Posted by: pigeonholing at February 08, 2016 09:17 PM (JP7wb)

54 Yeah another poll of NH today showed Trump-Cruz-Rubio with Trump way ahead. What does it mean? Probably nothing, but we'll see tomorrow night or Wednesday.

My guess: they're all gonna be wrong.

Again.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:17 PM (39g3+)

55 Jeb and Kasich are moving up

Moving up up
to a deluxe apartment in the sky

We finally got a piece of the pie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 09:17 PM (DUoqb)

56
"SuperbowEL 50 dissed trannies in favor of Gays and Black Panthers. Bern, how do you feel about that?"

I'd, uh, mm, well, like, THE WORKERS CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! THE STRUGGLE OF THE URBAN PROLETARIAT?

Posted by: Moron Deluxe at February 08, 2016 09:17 PM (qul7b)

57 Polls?

Wtf?

Boobehs.

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2016 09:17 PM (lHBX+)

58 Bill Clinton is busily looking for that porn star endorsement as we speak

Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 09:17 PM (zOTsN)

59 The Jeb Superpac has spent a shit ton of money in NH. So has Kasich's own campaign. NH is full of dumb, moderate, malleable people, a lot that have fled MA

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 09:18 PM (2x3L+)

60 Yeah, hump for him Stump 'n' Hump.

Jeremey doesn't count. Hillary didn't ask for it. The way the culture is going, a candidate will soon have one up there with him, a sanctioned endorsement.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:18 PM (dvuhZ)

61

No matter what happens, remember New Hampshire is stuffed with heroin addicts. It explains so much

Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 09:19 PM (zOTsN)

62 Gravy is a beverage.

Posted by: Chris Christie at February 08, 2016 09:19 PM (UBS9M)

63
MY poll is going up after watching Bey flash her trash!

Posted by: Skankles McFelon at February 08, 2016 09:19 PM (qul7b)

64 The Jeb Superpac has spent a shit ton of money in NH

He sent a ton in Iowa too. He's spending a ton everywhere, and its not doing him any good. Will it work in NH? Who knows.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:19 PM (39g3+)

65 The way the culture is going, a candidate will soon have one up there with him, a sanctioned endorsement.

All the while making fish-story hand gestures and knowing winks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:20 PM (rwI+c)

66 Gravy is a beverage?

I've been doing it wrong.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 09:20 PM (qUNWi)

67 Aren`t New Hampshire / Vermont the size of Counties in Texas?

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 08, 2016 09:20 PM (Xlh4y)

68 A poll from a northeastern private liberal arts college. Sure, Jeb's in second.

Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2016 09:20 PM (8aOqE)

69 I just have a sinking feeling about this election.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:21 PM (A8EVj)

70 L, Elle: "NH is full of dumb, moderate, malleable people, a lot that have fled MA"

I'm guessing the population of dumb, moderate, malleable people still hasn't dropped in MA. Politics always manages to math.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 09:21 PM (1CroS)

71 Aren`t New Hampshire / Vermont the size of Counties in Texas?

1.3 million inhabitants. Smaller than San Antonio.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:22 PM (rwI+c)

72

I shoot heroin into my eyeballs. Keeps the lids open.

Posted by: Skankles McFelon at February 08, 2016 09:23 PM (qul7b)

73 Politics always manages to defy math. Defy.

I blame Pixy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 09:23 PM (1CroS)

74 If I come second or third tomorrow, I'm thinking of bringing the '!' back. What do you think? Too exciting?

Posted by: Jeb at February 08, 2016 09:23 PM (QdAXQ)

75 69
I just have a sinking feeling about this election.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:21 PM (A8EVj)

Yup. White House Chief of Staff Huma Abdelin.

Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2016 09:23 PM (8aOqE)

76 I just have a sinking feeling about this election.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:21 PM (A8EVj)

I can't understand your pessimism in a country that re-elected Emperor Obama.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 09:23 PM (wYnyS)

77 Rhode Island could kick New Hampshire's hobbit having ass.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 09:24 PM (qUNWi)

78 I'm actually surprised that San Antonio is that big. Bigger than Dallas and Austin.

I haven't been there since 1968 though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:24 PM (rwI+c)

79

My ground game is the best. I have a 13th Dan Black Belt in Screw-jitsu.

Posted by: Skankles McFelon at February 08, 2016 09:24 PM (qul7b)

80 I really need to check on a new post before commenting. I willow myself.

Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 09:25 PM (3eoPa)

81 76 I just have a sinking feeling about this election.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:21 PM (A8EVj)

I can't understand your pessimism in a country that re-elected Emperor Obama.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 09:23 PM (wYnyS)
***
Come, come, now! Why so gloomy?

The sun still shines, the corn still grows, and Kentucky still makes bourbon.

All is not lost - we'll none of us live to see the final degradation.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 09:25 PM (lutOX)

82 Now Megyn has Katshit on. Not fellating him as much as Rubio, but letting him ramble on about walking in the snow. Mailman, I guess.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:25 PM (dvuhZ)

83 (abedin)

Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2016 09:25 PM (8aOqE)

84 I just have a sinking feeling about this ~~election~~ country.
Posted by: Infidel

Modified...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 09:25 PM (FkBIv)

85 Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 08, 2016 09:13 PM (cgH9o)

So exactly this.

Posted by: Mega at February 08, 2016 09:25 PM (JwLCI)

86 Kasich - The Postman's Son Polls in Third Place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2016 09:26 PM (45oDG)

87 From my willowing:

I'm in favor of a bloody and absolute removal of the leftist cancer in our midst, and the resumption of our path pre-1913.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:57 PM (zLP1L)

Gotta say I'm with you on that one.

Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 09:26 PM (3eoPa)

88

Hey Emily, like candy? I've got some here in the van...

Posted by: Skankles McFelon at February 08, 2016 09:26 PM (qul7b)

89 Kasich is such an idiot. I'm already burned out on politics. Tired of ingesting all the stupidity. Sucks being a political junky.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:27 PM (A8EVj)

90 86 Kasich - The Postman's Son Polls in Third Place
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2016 09:26 PM (45oDG)

John Garfield and Lana Turner (would have hit!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:28 PM (zLP1L)

91 Grump928(C): "I'm actually surprised that San Antonio is that big. Bigger than Dallas and Austin."

Most of the population is probably foreign, so San Antonio still only counts as half a Texas city.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 09:28 PM (1CroS)

92 That Emily Ratajkowski chick is cute but honestly there are a million chicks on the internet that look like that.

At least. Probably, with far less issues.

...and she's not THAT hot.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 08, 2016 09:12 PM (zYV5P

Yeah. Meh.

Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 09:28 PM (3eoPa)

93

I get all my medical advice from sporting event commercials.

That pink thing looks like just the pessary I need!

Posted by: Skankles McFelon at February 08, 2016 09:28 PM (qul7b)

94 Kasich - The Postman's Son Polls in Third Place
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2016 09:26 PM (45oDG)

******

And this is after camping there for the last 2 months. In a rusted out mail truck. Down by the river.

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 08, 2016 09:29 PM (PTaYp)

95 I won't vote for anyone who will give a pathway to citizenship to illegals.

Posted by: Hadoop at February 08, 2016 09:29 PM (2X7pN)

96
Kasich's father probably dumped all the heavy catalogs into the trash.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:29 PM (zLP1L)

97 I won't vote for anyone who will give a pathway to citizenship to illegals.
Posted by: Hadoop

So you're saying you're not going to vote?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 09:30 PM (FkBIv)

98 95 I won't vote for anyone who will give a pathway to citizenship to illegals.
Posted by: Hadoop at February 08, 2016 09:29 PM (2X7pN)

Sadly, that doesn't matter. The pathway is coming.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:30 PM (zLP1L)

99 The bummer about Lana Turner was she was into thugs.

Her daughter killed her (Lana's) thug boyfriend when he was attacking Lana.

But she (Lana) was hot. Stupid tho.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 09:30 PM (qUNWi)

100 Reposting from the morning thread because I thought it was a good point for us Bitchtypists:

I watched Tomorrowland on Saturday night and in an otherwise forgettable film, this one line from Dr House stuck out:

"In every moment there's the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it. And because you won't believe it you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So, you dwell on this terrible future. You resign yourselves to it for one reason, because that future does not ask anything of you today."

Posted by: Grump928(C) Team LiFB at February 08, 2016 09:30 PM (rwI+c)

101 Are the Oscars on Sunday? I won't watch because those giant imitation Oscar statues are creepy

Posted by: derit at February 08, 2016 09:31 PM (OC+TJ)

102 Katshit's father probably gossiped about who was getting the Playboy subscriptions, who was getting overdue bill notices and all that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:31 PM (dvuhZ)

103 only surprise -and not really- is the Rubio ranking

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 08, 2016 09:31 PM (Cq0oW)

104 I'm in favor of a bloody and absolute removal of the leftist cancer in our midst, and the resumption of our path pre-1913.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:57 PM (zLP1L)

I'd love to see the look on the faces on the clueless LIVs and Snowflakes if that happened.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2016 09:31 PM (45oDG)

105 99 The bummer about Lana Turner was she was into thugs.

Her daughter killed her (Lana's) thug boyfriend when he was attacking Lana.

But she (Lana) was hot. Stupid tho.
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 09:30 PM (qUNWi)

Johnny Stampinato (sp).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:31 PM (zLP1L)

106 Kasich's father swiped magazine ad perfume inserts to deodorize his boots.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 09:32 PM (1CroS)

107 Believing anything in the polls is like believing this AOS is a Smart Military Bog,
yeah and F troop is a documentary on the Civil war...

Posted by: Wild Irish Rose With a Skirt at February 08, 2016 09:32 PM (hforh)

108 Kasich's father probably dumped all the heavy catalogs into the trash.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:29 PM (zLP1L)

There's a big stash of Sears and Roebucks catalogs in the basement of the old Kasich family home! His Dad is probably selling them on eBay there days!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 09:32 PM (wYnyS)

109
Y'know, we dump on Kasich's dad and he probably was a stand-up guy.

But sonny boy sucks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:33 PM (zLP1L)

110 Sadly, that doesn't matter. The pathway is coming.

At this point I'm willing to support the guy with the least stupid idea, because we're gonna get stuck with it one way or another.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:33 PM (39g3+)

111 and F troop is a documentary on the Civil war

You've never actually seen F Troop, have you?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Team LiFB at February 08, 2016 09:33 PM (rwI+c)

112 Wait wait kill zone coming from the minions

Posted by: Wild Irish Rose With a Skirt at February 08, 2016 09:33 PM (hforh)

113 104 Me too. They won't like this revolution they are calling for.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:33 PM (A8EVj)

114 I just have a sinking feeling about this election.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:21 PM (A8EVj)

I have a sinking feeling about this whole country.

Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 09:33 PM (3eoPa)

115 108 There's a big stash of Sears and Roebucks catalogs in the basement of the old Kasich family home! His Dad is probably selling them on eBay there days!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 09:32 PM (wYnyS)

He never has to buy toilet paper again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:33 PM (zLP1L)

116
So you're saying you're not going to vote?
If that is every candidate's position then yes.

Posted by: Hadoop at February 08, 2016 09:34 PM (2X7pN)

117 I thought F-troop was fighting the Jewish Indians.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 09:34 PM (qUNWi)

118 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2016 09:34 PM (KCxzN)

119 OMG. Megyn has Marco on, and she's fellating him. A big sloppy wet one with a facial finish. Not even softballs, just tee balls.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (dvuhZ)

So she's guiding him in with one hand while the other hand...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2016 09:34 PM (T78UI)

120 Yeah Johnny Stompanado, Mickey Cohen enforcer and fine Irish boy, judging by his name. Heh

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:34 PM (39g3+)

121 J.J. Sefton: "Y'know, we dump on Kasich's dad and he probably was a stand-up guy."

Shhh. We had a new meme in the R-n-D stage.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 09:35 PM (1CroS)

122 I just come here for the conservative commentary and stay for the education. . . and the girls who like to take their clothes off.

Posted by: Piran Pasco at February 08, 2016 09:36 PM (Rp1i6)

123 Y'know, we dump on Kasich's dad and he probably was a stand-up guy.

Maybe, but his son's a putz.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 09:37 PM (oVJmc)

124 120 Yeah Johnny Stompanado, Mickey Cohen enforcer and fine Irish boy, judging by his name. Heh
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:34 PM (39g3+)

He couldn`t hold a candle to Carmine the 'gaspipe'!

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 08, 2016 09:38 PM (Xlh4y)

125 Kasich's dad stood up all day, so what?

Posted by: derit at February 08, 2016 09:38 PM (OC+TJ)

126 Kasich's father identified as a mailman. Surely that gives him the gravitas to pull this off.

So New Hampshire will be Cuck-a-Looza after Trump racks up a twenty-point win? Shocker.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 08, 2016 09:38 PM (pq97T)

127 That picture of Jeb holding Leslie on Drudge looks like a revival picture where Jeb is healing the poor fag.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 09:39 PM (jJRIy)

128 Kasich's father took all of the victoria secret catalogs...

Posted by: Jeb at February 08, 2016 09:39 PM (yq4gk)

129
The bluest skies you've ever seen are in Seattle
And the hills the greenest green in Seattle
Like a beautiful child, growing up free and wild
Full of hopes and full of fears, full of laughter, full of tears
Full of dreams to last the years
In Seattle

Posted by: Grump928(C) Team LiFB at February 08, 2016 09:39 PM (rwI+c)

130 119: Megyn, wash your finger good.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:39 PM (dvuhZ)

131 I just come here for the conservative commentary and stay for the education. . . and the girls who like to take their clothes off.
Posted by: Piran Pasco

*raises hand*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 08, 2016 09:39 PM (zmW4B)

132 If trump pulls off a commanding win in New Hampshire, I see him taking the race. If not, he's gonna have some trouble because it really damages his inevitability feel.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:40 PM (39g3+)

133 Rubio will say that of course he will continue to talk about the importance of values. This is all part of the programming.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at February 08, 2016 09:40 PM (xjLNq)

134 No, F Troop was a documentary about the Indian Wars.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

135 I haven't been poled in ages.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 08, 2016 09:40 PM (LQLeS)

136 looks like Marcobot needs a tuneup

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 09:40 PM (uZNvH)

137 Posted by: Grump928(C) Team LiFB at February 08, 2016 09:30 PM (rwI+c)

Great quote, I copied it and send it to my sister!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 09:41 PM (wYnyS)

138 he could use a firmware upgrade

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 09:41 PM (uZNvH)

139 I'm a limey twat and drunk dialing Sean Connery! Fuck off!

Posted by: Helen Mirren at February 08, 2016 09:41 PM (UBS9M)

140 That thing behind Hillary in the beret and glasses? Man or Woman?

Or is it SNL's "Pat"

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 09:41 PM (jJRIy)

141 A nice place in the hills in New Hampshire sounds kinda nice.

Nah.

Posted by: eman at February 08, 2016 09:41 PM (MQEz6)

142 Suck it Emily Rajatatatowski

Posted by: Cake Girl, Reigning Champ of Hot at February 08, 2016 09:42 PM (JwLCI)

143 San Antone's is a tad bigger Dallas based on population inside the city limits. But, the DFW metro area is five times SA's.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 09:42 PM (MYl0x)

144 *raises hand*

Who let her in???

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:42 PM (39g3+)

145 Kasich's dad stole pennies from Columbia music subscriptions

Posted by: derit at February 08, 2016 09:43 PM (OC+TJ)

146 I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers

Posted by: Marco Two Times at February 08, 2016 09:43 PM (XY09C)

147 Got it!

Rubio = http://youtu.be/CfW-MPUjC_0

Posted by: speedster1 at February 08, 2016 09:44 PM (vUcdz)

148 140 That thing behind Hillary in the beret and glasses? Man or Woman?

Or is it SNL's "Pat"
Posted by: Nip Sip

---------------------------------------------
Nowadays SNL would never dream of putting on a Pat skit. It would be considered transphobic. How far we've come (and not in a good way.)

Posted by: Hillary! at February 08, 2016 09:44 PM (LQLeS)

149 It's started snowing. I've heard various forecasts, the most recent being 4-8". The morning commute should be fun, for certain values of "fun".

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

150 Suck it Emily Rajatatatowski
Posted by: Cake Girl, Reigning Champ of Hot

Please...go on.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 08, 2016 09:44 PM (zmW4B)

151 So San Antonio is Metro impaired?

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 09:44 PM (qUNWi)

152 NH goes Trump-Cruz-Rubio.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 08, 2016 09:45 PM (2TUVm)

153 "A nice place in the hills in New Hampshire sounds kinda nice."

And cold. And bum-fcuk all snow encased. Might be okay in July?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 09:45 PM (MYl0x)

154 They called him Marco Two Times because he said everything uhhhhh, uhhhhhh, ummmmmmmm..........

Posted by: Rick Perry at February 08, 2016 09:45 PM (JwLCI)

155 Suck it Emily Rajatatatowski

Yeah, Cake Girl wins. Because she makes cake for her boyfriend and supports his love of gaming. And is drop dead gorgeous. How I hate Ryan.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:45 PM (39g3+)

156 Dammit! Who hacked Rubio and can you please stop screwing up his code??!? It takes hours to go through his programming line by line people. Hours!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2016 09:46 PM (pUDQf)

157 yeah and F troop is a documentary on the Civil war...

Posted by: Wild Irish Rose With a Skirt at February 08, 2016 09:32 PM (hforh)

It wasn't? Damn, here I thought we did fight the Hekawi during the Civil War

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2016 09:46 PM (45oDG)

158 I saw Rajatatatowski open for....
never mind.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 08, 2016 09:46 PM (LQLeS)

159
Sort of disappointing that when someone makes a suggestion here about resolving our issues it gets shot down immediately whether it is viable or not.

Almost as if y'all were comfortable just bitching.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 08, 2016 09:46 PM (P/8aq)

160 "A nice place in the hills in New Hampshire sounds kinda nice."

And cold. And bum-fcuk all snow encased. Might be okay in July?

----

July -> mosquitos, deer flies, ticks, and the occasional rabid skunk

Posted by: Piran Pasco at February 08, 2016 09:46 PM (Rp1i6)

161 153 "A nice place in the hills in New Hampshire sounds kinda nice."

And cold. And bum-fcuk all snow encased. Might be okay in July?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 09:45 PM (MYl0x)

Yeah, I grew up in New England.

No more cold for me.

Posted by: eman at February 08, 2016 09:46 PM (MQEz6)

162
It's almost unfair, sometimes, those headlines in the sidebar. For example, the one at the top right now, Geraghty says 2012-2014 GOPe amnesty push was wrong.

Ya think? Makes Geraghty sound like an idiot - if his column says nothing other than that. Which is what I mean about the headline sometimes being dubious.

Actually, hearing the tiny little minds and characters of the Beltway GOP, in the aftermath of the 2012 catastrophe, bring up amnesty as the key issue to address with fresh intensity was as shocking - a "pinch yourself did you really just read that" moment - as all the Obama-based jaw-dropping moments have been.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2016 09:47 PM (QDnY+)

163 Kasich's dad got into the postal racket in hopes of scooping up gals on the rebound from their Dear John letters

Posted by: derit at February 08, 2016 09:47 PM (OC+TJ)

164 It's Black Hysterics month so New Hampshire is gonna slavishly import a few......................just fer \polling ya know..no cotton pickin other reasons

Posted by: saf at February 08, 2016 09:47 PM (qKiBT)

165 The mosquito is the Vermont State Bird.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Team LiFB at February 08, 2016 09:47 PM (rwI+c)

166 I still Rubio the Robot is going to flame out. He doesn't even seem likable anymore.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:48 PM (A8EVj)

167 irongrampa: "Almost as if y'all were comfortable just bitching."

Like a fine pair of well-seasoned slippers.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 09:48 PM (1CroS)

168 "July -> mosquitos, deer flies, ticks, and the occasional rabid skunk"

Okay, maybe not.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 09:49 PM (MYl0x)

169 I grew up in Syracuse...never want to live thru a real winter again.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 09:49 PM (qUNWi)

170 The mosquito is the Vermont State Bird.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Team LiFB

I thought it was Tinker Bell.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 08, 2016 09:49 PM (zmW4B)

171 The coldest winter I ever experienced was the summer I spent in Buffalo.

Posted by: Piran Pasco at February 08, 2016 09:50 PM (Rp1i6)

172 >>> I still Rubio the Robot is going to flame out. He doesn't even seem likable anymore.
Posted by: Infidel
------
Never underestimate the power of the Stupid Party to get us someone on the ticket that no one wants to vote for.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 09:51 PM (2x3L+)

173 Kasich's dad was the first person issued a pith helmet to keep him from going native

Posted by: derit at February 08, 2016 09:51 PM (OC+TJ)

174 So far the low at my house has been 31. Twice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Team LiFB at February 08, 2016 09:51 PM (rwI+c)

175 Don't tell me Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing...

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 08, 2016 09:52 PM (JwLCI)

176 Pull my string and I'll say the same thing. Again and again.

Posted by: Marco Mrs. Beezley at February 08, 2016 09:52 PM (UBS9M)

177 rubio is the lesser cruz......or as ludwig said, the latino romney.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 08, 2016 09:52 PM (0O7c5)

178 Never underestimate the power of the Stupid Party to get us someone on the ticket that no one wants to vote for.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 09:51 PM (2x3L+)

That's why you all will vote for Jeb and like it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2016 09:52 PM (T78UI)

179 Almost as if y'all were comfortable just bitching.

Oh up yours! *shakes cane*

...and get off the lawn.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:52 PM (39g3+)

180 Don'ttell me Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing..

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 08, 2016 09:52 PM (JwLCI)

181 ack think.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:52 PM (A8EVj)

182 Rush had a good comment about the Marcobot today.
Basically, it was that the reality is that a) Obama is not at all incompetent, he is successfully accomplishing the fundamental transformation of this country into a third world shithole (my words), b) he is doing it with a complicit GOP Establishment's blessing (McConnell, Ryan, etc.), and c) only the two "junior" Senators (Cruz and Rubio) dare point this out because every governor on the stage (with executive experience) has been in bed with Obama in one way or another.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 09:53 PM (wYnyS)

183 And don't tell me Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 08, 2016 09:53 PM (JwLCI)

184 Lay off the programming bullshit.

Posted by: A pissed Scientologist at February 08, 2016 09:54 PM (pq97T)

185 rhomboid: "Ya think? Makes Geraghty sound like an idiot - if his column says nothing other than that."

Well, it doesn't say much more than that. I guess it's really going waaay out on a limb for the gang at NRO to be told such a heresy from Geraghty. He's really putting it all out there.

He's probably getting fired next.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 09:54 PM (1CroS)

186 And don't tell me Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Posted by: Amy Schumer

Ehhhh...usually.

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 08, 2016 09:55 PM (zmW4B)

187 Never underestimate the power of the Stupid Party to get us someone on the ticket that no one wants to vote for.

Yep. They prove it over and over again.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2016 09:55 PM (A8EVj)

188 "never want to live thru a real winter again."

I can understand you and eman.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 09:55 PM (MYl0x)

189 Kasich's dad peels off used stamps of young lady customers to harvest their saliva.

Posted by: derit at February 08, 2016 09:55 PM (OC+TJ)

190 146 MTT

GMTA

Posted by: speedster1 at February 08, 2016 09:55 PM (vUcdz)

191 And don't tell me Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing..

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at February 08, 2016 09:56 PM (rwI+c)

192
Robo Rubio - woot! woot!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2016 09:56 PM (BK3ZS)

193 Do they make lick-em stamps anymore?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 09:56 PM (FkBIv)

194 In the Settle For Hillary pic, the drunken harridan looks like she's singing "What's Up" at Tuesday Night Karaoke

Posted by: what's going ooooon at February 08, 2016 09:56 PM (JP7wb)

195 and c) only the two "junior" Senators (Cruz and Rubio) dare point this out because every governor on the stage (with executive experience) has been in bed with Obama in one way or another.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 09:53 PM (wYnyS)

You mean Obama doesn't just have really bad luck to always chose what is worst for America? There goes the sympathy vote on his re-election.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2016 09:57 PM (T78UI)

196 Domo Arigotto, Mr Rubio, Domo... Domo

Posted by: Styx at February 08, 2016 09:57 PM (8aOqE)

197 I made Cliff Claven look like a poker! I threw mail away for 30 years!

Posted by: Kasich's Dad at February 08, 2016 09:58 PM (UBS9M)

198 And don't tell me Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Vote for me if you want to live.

Posted by: The Rubinator at February 08, 2016 09:58 PM (zmW4B)

199 Obama knows exactly what he is doing.

Obama orders the Pentagon to consider the effect military operations will have on climate change, down to unit level.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hhe35m7

Posted by: Piran Pasco at February 08, 2016 09:58 PM (Rp1i6)

200 Well it sure is a good thing Macro is going after Obama going after Obama considering Obama isn't running for office.

Someone should've set his programming to engage in 2011-2012.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 09:59 PM (1CroS)

201 Oh man, I just saw Ace's update and the new Rubio clip. Rubiobot is running on the Minx software and needs new hamsters.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 09:59 PM (2x3L+)

202 Like a fine pair of well-seasoned slippers.

What do you season slippers with ... ?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 08, 2016 09:59 PM (uURQL)

203
When it's time to leave your home and your loved ones
It's the hardest thing a boy can ever do
And you pray that you will find someone warm and sweet and kind
But you're not sure what's waiting there for you

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 10:00 PM (rwI+c)

204 "So far the low at my house has been 31. Twice."

About the same here. Dipped below freezing 4-5 times at night.

When I was in CO this past summer I re-learned the difference between a dry 32F and a humid 32F. A dry 32F is pleasant, cool, but a nice sleeved shirt is plenty comfortable. We hit freezing here and I'm dragging out the heavy coat because it feels so bloody cold.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 10:00 PM (MYl0x)

205 There goes the sympathy vote on his re-election.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2016 09:57 PM (T78UI)

Nah, Obama got the anti-Republican sympathy vote because Democrat voters are even dumber than voters that keep re-electing RINOs to Congress!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 10:00 PM (wYnyS)

206 "Obama orders the Pentagon to consider the effect military operations will have on climate change, down to unit level"

So we need to eliminate as many personal carbon footprints as possible?

Posted by: GI at February 08, 2016 10:00 PM (8aOqE)

207 Everything Obama has done will have to be undone.

I've said it before, and say it again.

Everything Obama has done will have to be undone, in the face of mobs of protestors in the street, some of whom will be nekkid females.

Posted by: Piran Pasco at February 08, 2016 10:01 PM (Rp1i6)

208 And don't tell me Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

Posted by: Doris Kearns Goodwin at February 08, 2016 10:01 PM (FkBIv)

209 Rubot.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 10:02 PM (qUNWi)

210 And don't tell me Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing

Posted by: Stephen Glass at February 08, 2016 10:02 PM (rwI+c)

211 Trump... http://trumpdonald.org/

Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2016 10:02 PM (8aOqE)

212 Oh, joy! Don't forget that stupid little town in NH that always votes first at midnight. What is it, Disksmell Crotch or something like that?

Anway, watch for whom those idiots vote for.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 10:03 PM (dvuhZ)

213 "Domo Arigotto, Mr Rubio, Domo... Domo"

That is strange.

I wonder if just goes blank at times and repeats what he just said until he can get his thoughts back together.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 10:03 PM (MYl0x)

214 Some say I don't know what I'm doing. Others say I don't know what I'm doing. They're both wrong. I know exactly what I'm doing.

Posted by: SCoaMF at February 08, 2016 10:03 PM (1CroS)

215 Everything Obama has done will have to be undone, in the face of
mobs of protestors in the street, some of whom will be nekkid females.

Wait, I thought you meant this would be a bad...

/remembers what average FSA female looks like

...look, just forget I said anything. It's too late for me...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 08, 2016 10:04 PM (m9V0o)

216 So we need to eliminate as many personal carbon footprints as possible?
Posted by: GI

Da, but American comrades never want give me credit for eliminating 40-50 million carbon footprints for warming of globe. Is like they're ashamed of it or something.

Posted by: Uncle Joe S. at February 08, 2016 10:04 PM (zmW4B)

217 What do you season slippers with ... ?
-----------------------------

A little salt. A little pepper.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (JwLCI)

218 What's amazing to me is that a) his handlers told him not to apologize and to double down on this ridiculousness and b) he finally caught himself saying shit twice still refuses to go off script and even acknowledge how robotic he sounds.

He's really nothing more than a trained seal.

Arp Arp Arp! Give me fish.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (pUDQf)

219 "What is it, Disksmell Crotch or something like that?"

Dicksville Notch....?

Sounds like a little hamlet full of grumpy assholes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (MYl0x)

220
Rubio pointing out Obama's intentional destruction is 100% accurate. It's just that he kept harping on it. And everyone has to ridicule it because they aided and abetted him.

Not a Dondi fan by a long shot, but Krispy Kreosote mocking him is laughable. Dondi should have pointed out his grabbing SCOAMF's ass on the beach after Sandy.

Fat fuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (zLP1L)

221 First!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (39g3+)

222 211 Trump... http://trumpdonald.org/
Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2016 10:02 PM (8aOqE)

Honestly, how did we live before the internet?

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

223 test

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (wYnyS)

224 Dicksville Notch where everyone is slightly below average.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 10:07 PM (qUNWi)

225 "Rubot. "

I'm not gonna buy one until the programming sorted out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 10:07 PM (MYl0x)

226

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 10:07 PM (wYnyS)

227 What are they inflating Hillary with? I'm not sure if filling a prune with water turns it back into a plum, but something isn't right. Elderly people don't- well, look at Bill.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2016 10:07 PM (Z58Xa)

228 220
Rubio pointing out Obama's intentional destruction is 100% accurate. It's just that he kept harping on it. And everyone has to ridicule it because they aided and abetted him.

Not a Dondi fan by a long shot, but Krispy Kreosote mocking him is laughable. Dondi should have pointed out his grabbing SCOAMF's ass on the beach after Sandy.

Fat fuck.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (zLP1L)

I don't like Christie or Rubio, but I think Rubio is a bigger threat at the moment, so I was glad to see Christie take him down.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

229 And don't tell me Amy Schumer doesn't know what she's doing. Amy Schumer knows exactly what she's doing.

Posted by: Rickey Henderson Amy Schumer at February 08, 2016 10:08 PM (JwLCI)

230 222
211 Trump... http://trumpdonald.org/

Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2016 10:02 PM (8aOqE)

Honestly, how did we live before the internet?

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

Did you click?

Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2016 10:08 PM (8aOqE)

231 I reject this notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Some say Barack Obama doesn't know what he is doing. I reject this notion. He knows exactly what he's doing. There is this notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he is doing.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 08, 2016 10:09 PM (2TUVm)

232 >> is like believing this AOS is a Smart Military Bog,
yeah

Well, I read in Wikipedia last week that it got its start that way, so not only must it be true, but the cumulative military knowledge evidenced by a number of posters exceeds our current CinCs, by, oh, a google* orders of magnitude* or so, so it qualifies.

>> and F troop is a documentary on the Civil war...

Dude. F-Troop was a documentary of the times and culture when Elizabeth Warren was getting her heritage start.

* Yes, despite pernicious rumors, matriculation at U. Moron does require math. Count on it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 08, 2016 10:09 PM (sOhww)

233 Rubiot seemed to catch himself this time mid sentence and hear the voice of Chris Christie telling him to stop.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 10:09 PM (2x3L+)

234 Where all the men are pussies, all the women are terrible looking, and all the children are well below average. Dicksmell Crotch.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 10:09 PM (dvuhZ)

235 Was this one bumped from below Titskowski?

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 10:09 PM (o+SC1)

236 "Rubiot seemed to catch himself this time mid sentence and hear the voice of Chris Christie telling him to stop."

Yes. He hesitated for a moment but didn't know what else to say so just picked right back up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 10:11 PM (MYl0x)

237 There is this notion that I repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat myself repeat m

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 08, 2016 10:12 PM (JwLCI)

238 230
Did you click?
Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2016 10:08 PM (8aOqE)

Yes. It was teh funneh. And I'm a Trump supporter, more or less.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

239 Marco, who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?

Look, stop saying Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing!

Uh, okay, but I was asking about the Super Bowl.

I understand but you've got to stop saying Obama doesn't know what he's doing! He knows...

I didn't say anything about Obama. I asked about the Super Bowl. Are you feeling okay?

Yes...exactly what he's doing!

Um, okay. So what's Obama doing?

...Broncos by six!

Oh for Petes sake.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2016 10:13 PM (pUDQf)

240 Let's dispel with this notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 08, 2016 10:14 PM (gM5O7)

241 davidt lol that is hilarious

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 10:14 PM (uZNvH)

242 Actually, we modeled Marco after Charlie McCarthy.

Posted by: GOPe at February 08, 2016 10:14 PM (8aOqE)

243 >> Do they make lick-em stamps anymore?

Change the first s to a t, the following t to an r, and the answer is yes.

Posted by: Huma at February 08, 2016 10:14 PM (sOhww)

244 So, confirmed now. Rubio is dumb. And managed and handled. He really now seems like the Cuban version of Obama

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 10:14 PM (2x3L+)

245 sort of nood!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 10:15 PM (wYnyS)

246 So, confirmed now. Rubio is dumb. And managed and handled. He really now seems like the Cuban version of Obama
Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 10:14 PM (2x3L+)

Let's dispel with this notion that Rubio is some managed dummy. He knows exactly what he's doing.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 08, 2016 10:16 PM (gM5O7)

247 So Rubio is a carefully coached face? A front man for some group? I wonder. Clearly its not the Bush/GOPe machine. I wonder who

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 10:17 PM (39g3+)

248 A little salt. A little pepper.

Is ketchup kosher?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 08, 2016 10:17 PM (uURQL)

249 Missed the last thread.

Probably a lot of push polling over that chick's hotness, but she's nothing compared to the Where's Waldo cheerleader*!

*and none of you fuckers tell me she's supporting Dondi or some shit like that.

Posted by: Cruz/Where's Waldo Cheerleader 2016! at February 08, 2016 10:17 PM (H9MG5)

250 In the 21st Century life and art imitate each other as they are shoved down our throats......

*Click click whirrr*

In the 21st Century life and art imitate each other as they are shoved down our throats......

*Click click whirrr*

In the 21st Century life and art imitate each other as they are shoved down our throats......

*Click click whirrr*

In the 21st Century life and art imitate each other as they are shoved down our throats......

*Click click whirrr*

In the 21st Century life and art imitate each other as they are shoved down our throats......

*Click click whirrr*

Posted by: Marco Roboto at February 08, 2016 10:17 PM (tEDMc)

251 In the sidebar, Ted Nugent goes anti-semitic. Ted, Ted, WTF, dude?!

Pattern recognition is anti-semitic. Also racist.

Will no one rid me of these troublesome hate facts?

I feel ... unsafe. Where are my coloring books and puppy videos?

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 08, 2016 10:18 PM (N+8NE)

252
Adblock Pro seeks deal with online advertisers. Adblock Pro is offering to unblock ads from certain advertisers for a small fee. . .

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jnl37cx

Posted by: Piran Pasco at February 08, 2016 10:20 PM (Rp1i6)

253 Old Stinky ONT up.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 08, 2016 10:23 PM (uURQL)

254
Wonder of wonders, it's snowing here in the Adirondacks tonight.

We've had a total of 5 1/2" thus far this year. The Adirondack Council wrote a very stern letter last week concerning this and apparently it was noted and acted on.

I expect dancing in the streets by the skiers and snowmobilers.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 08, 2016 10:24 PM (P/8aq)

255 254
We've had a total of 5 1/2" thus far this year.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 08, 2016 10:24 PM (P/8aq)

That's funny. We had about 24" in the Philadelphia area a couple of weeks ago, which almost never happens.

It's almost all melted now, but looking to get 4-8" tonight.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

256 Honestly, how did we live before the internet?

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

It was a pail and anemic existence... or bright and carefree. One of those two.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 08, 2016 10:55 PM (NPofj)

257 errrr pale not pail.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 08, 2016 10:56 PM (NPofj)

258 I dont mind that Rubio is a pre-programmed, inflexble GOPe drone.

I mind that he's a pre-programmed, inflexible GOP drone with lousy tech support.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 08, 2016 11:03 PM (Kucy5)

259 256 Is a pail and anemic existence on your bucket list?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 08, 2016 11:04 PM (Kucy5)

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