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Scalding Hot Chick From Blurred Lines Video Feels the Bern
Put on CSPAN Now

So, to spare you looking the uncensored video up, here it is.

She expanded her range in Gone Girl, where she played a super-hot chick.

She also appears as a sought-after model, where she models her hot breasts.

So she's on Team Bernie:


She introduced him at a New Hampshire event. She said:

So I am a young woman and um, well, just to make one thing clear: I'm here because I support Bernie Sanders... I'm not here for the boys.

But yeah, I want a female president so that I can say to my daughter one day, you too can become president of the United States. I believe in that symbolic importance.

But I have seen symbolism in election, symbolism that FAILS the people that so desperately need the ACTION to make change. I want my first female president to be more than a symbol, I want her to have politics that can revolutionize.

She continues saying things like this isn't about gender and stuff.

So she's not just hot, she's the hottest kind of woman of all -- a self-hating woman, who will probably let you do the dirty stuff too.

Update: Put on CSPAN now if you want to see Bernie Sanders' Legion of Hippies swaying drunkenly to bad hippie music.

My God, that band was terrible. It was like Blues Traveler got into Debbie Wasserman-Schultz' medicine cabinet.

Posted by: Ace at 07:54 PM




Comments

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1 Does she do butt stuff? Asking for friend

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 08, 2016 08:02 PM (RKQ/v)

2 First!

Posted by: Fox2! at February 08, 2016 08:02 PM (brIR5)

3 Not interested at all.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 08:02 PM (OvUux)

4 Bah! Humbug!

Printer chirped out of paper at the wrong time!

Posted by: Fox2! at February 08, 2016 08:03 PM (brIR5)

5 Bernie Sanders is proof positive that we have a lot of crazy ass moochers who vote for a living and really don't give a shit about anything else.

Bernie Sanders?....good Lord.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2016 08:04 PM (ej1L0)

6 So was Obama the failed symbolism she has seen in elections?

Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2016 08:04 PM (TNEyr)

7 Why did she have to talk?

Posted by: mc at February 08, 2016 08:05 PM (jHbIf)

8 So yeah, right about as dumb as I figured. Smart sexy sane...well 1 out of 3 is good for something, amirite?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 08, 2016 08:05 PM (m9V0o)

9 Is there a link to her original appearance? I need further research.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2016 08:06 PM (TnUKj)

10
Maybe there's a James Bond-like conservative with a super schlong and all he has to do is sleep with her to turn her from the forces of evil to work for Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Probably not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:06 PM (zLP1L)

11 And of course my fun O/T got willow'd. Now I have to wait the customary period... /shakes fist

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 08, 2016 08:06 PM (m9V0o)

12 Where does she fall on the hot/crazy matrix?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 08:07 PM (OvUux)

13 Silly bint

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2016 08:07 PM (BO/km)

14 Young people are flocking to Sanders. It always starts with the young people. Orwell had them pegged.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 08, 2016 08:08 PM (kf2iZ)

15 I was gonna say this on the last thread but I wish y'all would stop bashing Cruz. He's about as good as we can get and everyone keeps crapping on him.

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2016 08:08 PM (BO/km)

16 Well not everybody but YKWIM.

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2016 08:09 PM (BO/km)

17 So she thinks hillary isn't revolutionary enough? Obama/Hillary/Sanders all have the same ideology plus or minus a few personal bugaboos.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 08:09 PM (OvUux)

18 14 Young people are flocking to Sanders. It always starts with the young people. Orwell had them pegged.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 08, 2016 08:08 PM (kf2iZ)


Considering the youth bent of every sector of our culture and society, it is amazing that a farshimmelt, farbissiner old Yid commie from Brooklyn has these fans.

G-d, I just despise what Billy Ayers and the NEA have done to this country, right under our noses, for 40 fucking years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:09 PM (zLP1L)

19 Bernie is a freaking lunatic.
https://berniesanders.com/issues/

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 08:10 PM (OvUux)

20 Aww, man. When I zoomed into the video, I noticed she was wearing flesh-colored* underwear. Boooo.



*I denounce myself for the racist overtones of that phrase

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 08, 2016 08:11 PM (jV8Mq)

21 17 So she thinks hillary isn't revolutionary enough? Obama/Hillary/Sanders all have the same ideology plus or minus a few personal bugaboos.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 08:09 PM (OvUux)


Libbo wifey is just talking to her mom about how disappointed she is in Hilary. Very accomplished woman but at the end of the day, she just won't be able to do anything because she's compromised, or some such dreck.

Oy gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:11 PM (zLP1L)

22 The boobs were the best part of that video.

And was there a censored version of that video too? What was it, like 20 seconds long?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2016 08:11 PM (LUgeY)

23 just want to say that @emrata made "Gone Girl" not only #Oscar worthy but probably an AFI top 50 film. But, you know, Affleck.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 08, 2016 08:12 PM (EjBTO)

24 Bernie is a fucking coward. He won't say what is needed to get the job he purportedly wants.

If only he would direct his fire toward Herself, using all the ammo available.

But he won't.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 08, 2016 08:12 PM (U6f54)

25 22 The boobs were the best part of that video.

And was there a censored version of that video too? What was it, like 20 seconds long?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2016 08:11 PM (LUgeY)


Some nice Brazilian landing strips as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:12 PM (zLP1L)

26 I also want to point out that she's not dating like Tom Brady or me...but she's dating what could technically be called "some guy", which means she's the best.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 08, 2016 08:13 PM (EjBTO)

27 Butt things? Can you do them?

Posted by: The Guy Who Likes To Do Butt Things at February 08, 2016 08:13 PM (8ZskC)

28 Scalding Hot Chick From Blurred Lines Video Feels the Bern

The chick has great tits.

Not much taste in music videos or politics. She ought to try and not talk too much. She's a butter face so the less sound it makes the less distracting it is from her tits.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 08:13 PM (zc3Db)

29 Socialism: The system that allows losers to make sure that nobody does better than they do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 08:14 PM (8ZskC)

30 26 I also want to point out that she's not dating like Tom Brady or me...but she's dating what could technically be called "some guy", which means she's the best.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 08, 2016 08:13 PM (EjBTO)


There's an old saying: Somehow, somewhere there's a guy out there who's tired of fucking her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:14 PM (zLP1L)

31 Some nice Brazilian landing strips as well.


Who wrote the song, a bunch of middle skoolers? I've hear more engaging music at a rodeo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2016 08:15 PM (LUgeY)

32 26 I also want to point out that she's not dating like Tom Brady or me...but she's dating what could technically be called "some guy", which means she's the best.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 08, 2016 08:13 PM (EjBTO)


There's an old saying: Somehow, somewhere there's a guy out there who's tired of fucking her.

***

It's kind of true. But sometimes it takes a long time to get there.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 08, 2016 08:15 PM (EjBTO)

33
She looks like a hot version of Natalie Portman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:15 PM (zLP1L)

34 Let us dispense with the idea that these boobs don't know what they are doing.....

*Click click whirrr*

Let us dispense with the idea that these boobs don't know what they are doing.....

*Click click whirrr*

Let us dispense with the idea that these boobs don't know what they are doing.....

*Click click whirrr*

Let us dispense with the idea that these boobs don't know what they are doing.....

*Click click whirrr*

Let us dispense with the idea that these boobs don't know what they are doing.....

*Click click whirrr*

Posted by: Marco Roboto at February 08, 2016 08:16 PM (tEDMc)

35 Maybe if someone pointed out to her the present and former Socialist countries that Bernie would have us become and how the women fare in those countries. She may ponder the consequences. Hah got ya.

Show us your tits!!!

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 08:16 PM (MNgU2)

36 Lot of tards out there leading kick ass lives.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2016 08:16 PM (B48dK)

37 Bern's so old he probably wouldn't even notice her feeling him. He looks like he won't last another 2 years. Same with BC.

Say Bern gets the Nom and takes on Hillster as VP? Wouldn't tat be fun?

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2016 08:17 PM (BO/km)

38 34 Posted by: Marco Roboto at February 08, 2016 08:16 PM (tEDMc)


"Rock! Protect!"

- - zombie Roger Corby

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:17 PM (zLP1L)

39 Eh.

She ain't Lana from WWE.

Only Lana could tell me how to vote and get my attention.

http://tinyurl.com/jtclj6b

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 08, 2016 08:17 PM (TZYqp)

40 Eh, Robyn Adele Anderson is hotter, even though she's more clothed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz-OMn1o22Y

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

41 37 Bern's so old he probably wouldn't even notice her feeling him. He looks like he won't last another 2 years. Same with BC.

Say Bern gets the Nom and takes on Hillster as VP? Wouldn't tat be fun?
Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2016 08:17 PM (BO/km)



Pfft. Luis Gutierrez or Rumproast Clyburn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:18 PM (zLP1L)

42 But I have seen symbolism in election, symbolism that FAILS the people that so desperately need the ACTION to make change. I want my first female president to be more than a symbol, I want her to have politics that can revolutionize.


And that woman is Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2016 08:18 PM (LUgeY)

43 How much of her money has she given away?

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 08, 2016 08:18 PM (t5zYU)

44 so - even young fools who want that " take from other people to give me free shit " understand that Hillary is not going to take from anyone who gives her a substantial bribe via the Clinton foundation. So they are dumb but not complete idiots. Maybe if someone explained human nature to them they might even realize that commie plundering isn't going to work out.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 08, 2016 08:18 PM (dkExz)

45 She has perfect breasts that Ben Affleck has fondled and sucked on. That's all I have to add.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:18 PM (2x3L+)

46 75 million views? Either 24 percent of the entire U.S. population has watched that video or there are 10 guys out there hitting the replay button like like crazed research monkeys at a laboratory crack dispenser.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 08:19 PM (8ZskC)

47 I really really love dumb chicks.

Posted by: Pastorius at February 08, 2016 08:19 PM (gMAUH)

48 Anyway I thought she was a Polish Po-lock.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2016 08:19 PM (B48dK)

49
Emily Ratajkowski




[insert 'vigorous push polling' joke here]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 08, 2016 08:19 PM (kdS6q)

50 So, that's what female empowerment looks like????

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 08:19 PM (iQIUe)

51 I think I'd rather make out with puppy-monkey-baby than watch a Bernie Sanders rally

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 08:20 PM (uZNvH)

52 47 I really really love dumb chicks.
Posted by: Pastorius at February 08, 2016 08:19 PM (gMAUH)


#IReallyLoveDumbChicksSexually

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:20 PM (zLP1L)

53 How much of her money has she given away?

You obviously don't understand socialism. She GETS money, she doesn't GIVE money.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 08:20 PM (8ZskC)

54

Wait. Her parents fled communism so she embraces it.


You can't tell me what to do dad

Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 08:20 PM (5+siD)

55 This actually reinforces the Hillary Harpies narrative about the Bernie Bros. This is the chick from the Blurred Lines video--the same video feminists freaked out about because it was "rapey."

Seriously. Google it.

Posted by: Mr. Estrada at February 08, 2016 08:20 PM (nKT6G)

56 Model/actress/whatever lacks good sense. Not news.

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15 I was gonna say this on the last thread but I wish y'all would stop bashing Cruz. He's about as good as we can get and everyone keeps crapping on him.
Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2016 08:08 PM (BO/km)

I'm a Cruz chique myself, but people are going to have different opinions and it's ok. Seems to me most commenters are pro Cruz, with a sizeable Trump contingent. It's all good.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 08, 2016 08:21 PM (mL2BD)

57 Infantilization, it's the new black.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 08:21 PM (8ZskC)

58 Hot, stupid and unattainable in any event. I have mixed feelings about that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 08:21 PM (kpqmD)

59 So Emily doesn't mind having her ass taxed into the poor house?

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2016 08:22 PM (HgMAr)

60 I'll bet she just lays there..........

Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:23 PM (aVNi6)

61 Hot, stupid and unattainable in any event. I have mixed feelings about that.


Probably waayyy more trouble than she's worth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2016 08:23 PM (LUgeY)

62 This actually reinforces the Hillary Harpies narrative about the Bernie Bros. This is the chick from the Blurred Lines video--the same video feminists freaked out about because it was "rapey."

Posted by: Mr. Estrada at February 08, 2016 08:20 PM (nKT6G)


Well, if it was gang-rapey then that would definitely make it a Bernie Sanders video ....

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 08:23 PM (zc3Db)

63 33 She looks like a hot version of Natalie Portman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:15 PM (zLP1L)


I guess you've never seen "The Professional."

Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 08, 2016 08:24 PM (jV8Mq)

64 I wonder sometimes if the "beautiful people" tend to be left leaning because their massive success came relatively easily and based on innate characteristics, rather than having to work really, really hard at something to succeed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 08:24 PM (kpqmD)

65 Some people would proclaim fealty to Bernie just have a night with her breasts..... I mean to network with his supporters.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 08, 2016 08:24 PM (jagfX)

66
#SeeYouNextTuesday -- I just learned that. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 08:25 PM (iQIUe)

67 Even after giving it some thought, boobehs were the only reason for that video.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2016 08:25 PM (LUgeY)

68 Sorry, man; there was a bad hippie anti-establishment music show yesterday at the Super Bowl during halftime. Once a week is my limit.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 08:25 PM (iIzG7)

69 61 Hot, stupid and unattainable in any event. I have mixed feelings about that.


Probably waayyy more trouble than she's worth.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2016 08:23 PM (LUgeY)

Oh, that's a near certainty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 08:25 PM (kpqmD)

70 60 I'll bet she just lays there..........
Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:23 PM (aVNi6)


I've been with smoking hot babes and some that were on the plain side. It never ceases to amaze me that a few of the hot ones were terrible in bed.

Dicks and pussies. In the end, it all boils down to that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:26 PM (zLP1L)

71 60 I'll bet she just lays there..........
Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:23 PM (aVNi6)

She's small enough that I could move her.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 08:26 PM (MNgU2)

72 Maybe there's a James Bond-like conservative with a super schlong and all he has to do is sleep with her to turn her from the forces of evil to work for Her Majesty's Secret Service.

I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2016 08:26 PM (2Ocf1)

73 Sorry, man; there was a bad hippie anti-establishment music show yesterday at the Super Bowl during halftime. Once a week is my limit.


I was so busy beating up the little woman yesterday I hardly had time to watch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 08:26 PM (8ZskC)

74 Boobs for Bernie

Posted by: The Slogan Maker at February 08, 2016 08:26 PM (3GFMN)

75
I'll bet she just lays there..........


Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:23 PM (aVNi6)


I bet she answers her phone during sex.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2016 08:26 PM (fC9RO)

76 Butt stuff is like, so cool.

Posted by: Scalding Hot Chick at February 08, 2016 08:27 PM (Dwehj)

77 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2016 08:27 PM (KCxzN)

78 She's what, 14?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 08:27 PM (rwI+c)

79 She texts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 08:27 PM (8ZskC)

80 73 Beat her up than impregnated her?According to the ad they kept running.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2016 08:27 PM (B48dK)

81 Up thread someone mentioned- the only symbolism she could be disparaging that I can think of is Obamessiah. Classic leftard response, O didn't get us to socialist utopia like she hoped, so let's put the pedal to the metal.

Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:27 PM (aVNi6)

82 74 Boobs for Bernie
Posted by: The Slogan Maker at February 08, 2016 08:26 PM (3GFMN)


"Svim-vare! Evening-vare!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:27 PM (zLP1L)

83 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:26 PM (zLP1L)

There is so much that I am not going to say......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2016 08:27 PM (Zu3d9)

84 46 75 million views? Either 24 percent of the entire U.S. population has watched that video or there are 10 guys out there hitting the replay button like like crazed research monkeys at a laboratory crack dispenser.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 08:19 PM (8ZskC)



Foreign countries can watch it too.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2016 08:28 PM (zt+N6)

85 I'm clearly either getting old, or out of touch.

That chick ain't hot at all. She does nothing for me.

Plus she's a commie lover, thus belongs in Guantanamo Bay.

And that music? It was so bad I couldn't even stand sticking around for the bouncing boobs.

Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 08:28 PM (3eoPa)

86 someone seriously needs to reboot him, this is like HAL reciting Daisy http://bit.ly/1LcyDIv Domo Arigato Marco Roboto

Literally recites the same scripted sentence verbatim twice in a row, realizes too late...

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 08, 2016 08:28 PM (IiVgV)

87 She has an exotic face -full lips and nice eyes. Someone here has called her a butterface, though. I have no idea what of faces (white) guys find attractive, if they look at faces at all. I do know they like young skinny scantily clad chicks with boobs.

This is far as I have gotten based on comments here.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 08, 2016 08:28 PM (mL2BD)

88
When asked about her heritage in 2012, Ratajkowski answered "Polish Israeli", although she had not yet been to Israel.

LOL

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 08:28 PM (iQIUe)

89 She looks humidor worthy!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 08, 2016 08:28 PM (UBS9M)

90 Bernie is definitely the smartest man in the race. He says we can be just like Denmark, and I agree with him.

Posted by: Hannah from Hanover at February 08, 2016 08:28 PM (3GFMN)

91 83 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:26 PM (zLP1L)

There is so much that I am not going to say......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2016 08:27 PM (Zu3d9)


I have no deep dark dirty secrets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:29 PM (zLP1L)

92
Emily Ratajkowski was born in Westminster, London, to American parents. At the time of her birth her mother and father were aged 39 and 45.




Probably 'tarded.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 08, 2016 08:29 PM (kdS6q)

93 And that music? It was so bad I couldn't even stand sticking around for the bouncing boobs.

Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 08:28 PM (3eoPa)


You're supposed to mute the stupid song. I doubt anyone has actually listened to it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 08:29 PM (zc3Db)

94 If it's "feel the Bern," count me in! I love a man who's willing to pay to protect me.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 08, 2016 08:30 PM (3GFMN)

95 Who said she was a butter face?? She's cute and seductive. And she has perfect breasts.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:30 PM (2x3L+)

96 She could suck a medicine ball through a coffee straw.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 08, 2016 08:30 PM (89T5c)

97 She's finger-lickin' good.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 08, 2016 08:30 PM (Dwehj)

98 This is far as I have gotten based on comments here.

You now have an advanced doctoral degree in Moron Studies.

Please to be checking your email for your diploma.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2016 08:31 PM (LUgeY)

99 This is silly. Bernie is not attractive at all. A man should know how to use a comb.

Posted by: Gloria Steinem at February 08, 2016 08:31 PM (3GFMN)

100 Who has the conch?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

101 Ok chick, I'll vote for Bernie--but first you will BLOW me!

Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 08, 2016 08:32 PM (aVNi6)

102 Bernie's a form of virtue signalling: that you're young, you 'care about people,' and that you're dumb as a post.

Which to Democrats is a virtue.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

103 I liked the song. They got screwed by Marvin Gaye's family. It was in the style of Marvin Gaye but it wasn't a copy of his song.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 08:32 PM (MNgU2)

104 Who said she was a butter face??

I did.

She's cute and seductive.

In some pictures, it seems.

And she has perfect breasts.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:30 PM (2x3L+)


Yes, she does.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 08:32 PM (zc3Db)

105 99 This is silly. Bernie is not attractive at all. A man should know how to use a comb.
Posted by: Gloria Steinem at February 08, 2016 08:31 PM (3GFMN)



Levin has him pegged: Professor Irwin Corey, both in appearance, voice and substance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:32 PM (zLP1L)

106 OK, since by now it's past 100...

O/T: Oh my...so this San Fran minimalist did a poster on commission to
celebrate the Year of the Fire Monkey (Gong Hey Fat Choy y'all).

So...I'm'a leave this here and let the Horde draw its own conclusions. (Hat tip to S. Weasel, because goddamn, San Fran!)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hf9lz6v

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 08, 2016 08:32 PM (m9V0o)

107 My nuggets contain only the finest, select cuts of breast meat.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 08, 2016 08:33 PM (Dwehj)

108 Better him than Rubio.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2016 08:33 PM (6FqZa)

109 The Revolution is so going to eat these people up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 08:33 PM (rwI+c)

110 As if she's hotter than me! I laugh!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 08, 2016 08:34 PM (UBS9M)

111 When asked about her heritage in 2012, Ratajkowski answered "Polish Israeli", although she had not yet been to Israel.

I am a Buckeye Martian, although I have not yet been to Mars.

Posted by: Buckeye Martian at February 08, 2016 08:34 PM (FkBIv)

112 And when they're kneeling on the edge of the ditch, they will have a look of cow like confusion.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 08:34 PM (rwI+c)

113 She was in an acting class with me here in San Diego. I was in my early 20s and she was 14 at the time. She looks exactly the same as she did at 14, which makes it incredibly disturbing to see her breasts so often.

She was a nice kid back then, nicer than you would have expected from someone as attractive as she was/is. Hard to say now obviously, given that years of being told how hot your are and how awesome you are every day will warp most people's egos into something horrible.

Anyway, her parents are both ultra-liberal, union activist school teachers here in San Diego, I want to say in La Jolla. I mentioned in class once that I wanted to send my kids to a private school when I had them someday (and I now am doing exactly that). Emily tried to argue with me back then about public school versus private. She parroted the typical public school teacher line to me about how "you have to keep kids in bad schools in order for them to get better because money or something." She was a kid so I didn't *argue* argue with her, but I shared my opinion and left it at that.

Obviously my revelations did not cause her to rethink her politics.

Posted by: PBJ5959 at February 08, 2016 08:34 PM (r1du+)

114 I asked Bernie if he wanted to peek under the hood. He said all he was looking for was the distributor.

Posted by: Emily Ratajkowski at February 08, 2016 08:34 PM (3GFMN)

115 Well, Primordial, everyone can take a bad a pic especially famous people whose pics can be manipulated to get the worst possible angle and shot.

The blonde in the video was worse. She was the one riding a sheep or something.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:35 PM (2x3L+)

116 Been watching 'Last Man Standing' lately, which I'd never heard of before. Tim Allen plays a conservative guy who is pro-gun, anti-government, and says all kinds of things about it all that are almost unheard of on TV any more.

So I'm taking a look at Allen's wiki page and it says that he's a Republican and is supporting....

....John Kasich.

I've been banging my head on the desk ever since.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

117 I have no idea what of faces (white) guys find attractive
---------
Me myself, I like a woman's eyes and her smile and I don't much worry about the race. If they both connect then they have me from the word go. What I mean about that is that if their lips are smiling and their eyes are smiling as well I will usually find them very attractive. I've known some very beautiful women that could smile at the drop of a hat, but never their eyes.
I'm digging the hole deeper so I'll stop. But I think you know what I mean.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 08, 2016 08:36 PM (9iR5/)

118 I'm joyful that silly young women are not falling for Hillary's Vagina-American schtick. That doesn't mean they aren't silly and generally brainless, but it shows that even they have enough sense to know the Haggard Queen is supremely unlikable.

And that voice. Gah!

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 08, 2016 08:36 PM (mL2BD)

119 I don't know who would find this young woman attractive.

Posted by: Hillary R. Clinton at February 08, 2016 08:36 PM (3GFMN)

120 113 Posted by: PBJ5959 at February 08, 2016 08:34 PM (r1du+)

You still in the biz?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:36 PM (zLP1L)

121 Check her wiki. She's Jewish! Her mother teaches ar a Jewish school

Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 08:37 PM (zOTsN)

122 Gotta be honest...I'm getting a sinking feeling with Bernie.

We all laughed at Obama's Unicorn peddling bullshit in 08 and thought the Dems were nuts for putting him up with the nomination.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:37 PM (MCmqp)

123 106
OK, since by now it's past 100...

O/T: Oh my...so this San Fran minimalist did a poster on commission to

celebrate the Year of the Fire Monkey (Gong Hey Fat Choy y'all).

So...I'm'a leave this here and let the Horde draw its own conclusions. (Hat tip to S. Weasel, because goddamn, San Fran!)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hf9lz6v

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 08, 2016 08:32 PM (m9V0o)

Brilliant! Why didn't we think of that for the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Puppy-Monkey-Baby Advertising Agency at February 08, 2016 08:37 PM (uZNvH)

124 Bernie took one look at Emily and had a resurrection.

Posted by: Anthony "Tony" Weiner at February 08, 2016 08:38 PM (3GFMN)

125 I've seen her interviewed. She is as dumb as one can be.

Posted by: Sho Nuff at February 08, 2016 08:38 PM (CWImE)

126 >>>> 120 113 Posted by: PBJ5959 at February 08, 2016 08:34 PM (r1du+)
-----
That's really interesting.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:38 PM (2x3L+)

127 As if she's hotter than me! I laugh!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 08, 2016 08:34 PM (UBS9M)

Alas, money, power, corruption and being a member of one the world's premier crime families can't buy beauty.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (PjWy4)

128 122 Gotta be honest...I'm getting a sinking feeling with Bernie.

We all laughed at Obama's Unicorn peddling bullshit in 08 and thought the Dems were nuts for putting him up with the nomination.
Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:37 PM (MCmqp)


Bush fatigue, no one countering the leftist propaganda and McStains.

I think (I hope) a different outcome this time. But we cannot have a GOP-e shill candidate.

Then it will be the bitter end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (zLP1L)

129 El Kabong, all i hear in my personal life is Bernie ! Bernie!' that will teach them fat cats and banksters.'

and ,'he likes us really wants to do things for Us'

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (9XzdI)

130 There is a link in the sidebar to a "music video" featuring the Australian hurdler Michelle Janneke(sp?).

Be sure to mute it immediately, but HOLY SMOKES!

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (OvUux)

131 I like balloons.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (4ErVI)

132 Really? is she that special that she requires a pull-tab zipper?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (p6l+P)

133 I asked Emily how she felt about asset redistribution...

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (Dwehj)

134 122 Gotta be honest...I'm getting a sinking feeling with Bernie.

We all laughed at Obama's Unicorn peddling bullshit in 08 and thought the Dems were nuts for putting him up with the nomination.
Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:37 PM (MCmqp)


I agree. I think he has a better chance of winning the general election than Hillary. It's very disturbing how he's got so many young people wild about him, just as Obama did.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

135 >>>125 I've seen her interviewed. She is as dumb as one can be.

She's as dumb as she wants to be with that body.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (MCmqp)

136 Update: Put on CSPAN now if you want to see Bernie Sanders' Legion of Hippies swaying drunkenly to bad hippie music.

CSPAN broadcasts Phish concerts now?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (jV8Mq)

137 And what the hell is Meatball up to?????

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 08:40 PM (iQIUe)

138 "But I have seen symbolism in election, symbolism that FAILS the people that so desperately need the ACTION to make change"

So she means that Obama is a failure. Why not say it? "I saw the symbolic black president get elected and he sucks"

Posted by: Spade at February 08, 2016 08:40 PM (BMST5)

139 In the battle of hotties with Eastern European last names, I'll take JoNo.

Posted by: though they could have a pillow fight first ... at February 08, 2016 08:40 PM (JP7wb)

140 Trump just said at a Manchester, NH rally---'pussy'-- in quoting what an audience member shouted out about another GOP candidate.

You know you just used to could settle down for a night of lively , humorous banter about the affairs of the day.

Now it is either Breasts for Bernie or Pussies for the Other Guy.....screw the humor.


Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 08, 2016 08:40 PM (jagfX)

141 El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:37 PM

El, if the citizenry is so far gone as to elect an unapologetic socialist, we might as well accelerate this bitch right over the edge of the chasm full throttle so we serious people can get to the re-building.

Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:41 PM (aVNi6)

142 >>>> Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 08:40 PM (iQIUe)
------
I guess you haven't signed up for the AOSHQDD newsletter yet?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:41 PM (2x3L+)

143 Being on the opposite side of empty-headed young people and dumb, shallow celebrities further convinces me I am on the right side.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 08, 2016 08:41 PM (PjWy4)

144 >>We all laughed at Obama's Unicorn peddling bullshit in 08 and thought the Dems were nuts for putting him up with the nomination.

Bernie is not an attractive young black guy. He's an 106 year old socialist Brooklyn Jew via Brattleboro who scares even semi-rational Democrats. Bernie Sanders is not going to be President. He's already boring.

We should win this election in a walk.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 08:42 PM (/tuJf)

145 That young woman will need much electrolysis. Believe me I know.

Posted by: Huma at February 08, 2016 08:42 PM (UBS9M)

146 >>>I agree. I think he has a better chance of winning the general election than Hillary. It's very disturbing how he's got so many young people wild about him, just as Obama did.

Common sense says Hillary gets the nod...but that was common sense back in 08 against that upstart candyass with zero accomplishments and a HOPE poster.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:42 PM (MCmqp)

147 141 El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:37 PM

El, if the citizenry is so far gone as to elect an unapologetic socialist, we might as well accelerate this bitch right over the edge of the chasm full throttle so we serious people can get to the re-building.
Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:41 PM (aVNi6)


You assume that we will be capable of rebuilding America, let alone rebuilding it the way we want it rebuilt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:42 PM (zLP1L)

148 Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:37 PM (MCmqp)

I don't think there is anything to worry about. Bernie can't win Ohio, Florida, Virginia or Pennsylvania . We have fallen far but I don't think far enough to elect an declared Socialist.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 08:43 PM (MNgU2)

149 Hey young lady, how 'bout a nice bucket of chicken?

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 08, 2016 08:43 PM (Dwehj)

150 Well I can be bought. She could get me to vote for old Bernie, but it has to got to be ass and carry. So put out before I sell out.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:43 PM (DUoqb)

151 144 >>We all laughed at Obama's Unicorn peddling bullshit in 08 and thought the Dems were nuts for putting him up with the nomination.

Bernie is not an attractive young black guy. He's an 106 year old socialist Brooklyn Jew via Brattleboro who scares even semi-rational Democrats. Bernie Sanders is not going to be President. He's already boring.

We should win this election in a walk.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 08:42 PM (/tuJf)


After the past 7 plus years, I take nothing for granted. That said, Wall Street, the banks and the DNC will not allow him to be nominated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:43 PM (zLP1L)

152 We should win this election in a walk.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 08:42 PM (/tuJf)


Dude, don't underestimate my powers!

Posted by: Rancid Penis at February 08, 2016 08:43 PM (wYnyS)

153 I agree. I think he has a better chance of winning the general election than Hillary. It's very disturbing how he's got so many young people wild about him, just as Obama did.
Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

He's not going to get black people excited though, so there's that.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 08, 2016 08:43 PM (PjWy4)

154

But yeah, I want a female president ...


Is Bernie transitioning?

Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at February 08, 2016 08:44 PM (FlRtG)

155 We have fallen far but I don't think far enough to elect an declared Socialist.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 08:43 PM (MNgU2)

Yeah because voting a muslim loving closet marxist into the White House never happened?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:44 PM (DUoqb)

156 We have fallen far but I don't think far enough to elect an declared Socialist.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 08:43 PM (MNgU2)


An American socialist is three steps up from an Indonesian, dog-eating retard.

We have already fallen as far as we could fall. There is nothing below Barky.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 08:44 PM (zc3Db)

157 >>>Bernie is not an attractive young black guy. He's an 106 year old socialist Brooklyn Jew via Brattleboro who scares even semi-rational Democrats. Bernie Sanders is not going to be President. He's already boring.

I would think Hillary accelerates to a win after New Hampshire and moves into the more 'conservative' primaries in the south. But she's actively turning off black voters where that will be a factor.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:44 PM (MCmqp)

158 Wait, what? $400,000 in debt for dental school?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 08:45 PM (/tuJf)

159 There is nothing below Barky.

You think you're so clever, young man, but it's commies, all the way down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 08:45 PM (rwI+c)

160 We should win this election in a walk.
Posted by: JackStraw


I think I've heard that before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 08:46 PM (FkBIv)

161 I've said before, I think the best thing that could happen is if both parties split. Then maybe we might see a realignment along the lines of liberty vs. statism.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

162 >>>El, if the citizenry is so far gone as to elect an unapologetic socialist, we might as well accelerate this bitch right over the edge of the chasm full throttle so we serious people can get to the re-building.

I'm all for a bloodless and civil secession. Half of this country clearly hates the other half and vice versa. The split is inevitable I think.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:46 PM (MCmqp)

163 have fallen far but I don't think far enough to elect an declared Socialist.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 08:43 PM (MNgU2)

Yeah because voting a muslim loving closet marxist into the White House never happened?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:44 PM (DUoqb)

As candidates Obama and Sanders could not be more different.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 08:46 PM (MNgU2)

164 >> You now have an advanced doctoral degree in Moron Studies.

Whoa. No dick jokes. No puns. No studies of old, dead posters. No biology labs in the barrel. Probably doesn't even have one Pixy-banned IP address. Not one 'first'. No socks. No comparative Ewok literature classes.

You don't just waltz across half a thread and get an advanced doctoral degree in Moron Studies. What do you think this is, a diploma mill?

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 08, 2016 08:47 PM (sOhww)

165 $400,000 in debt for dental school?


Eight root canals at 50k each should take care of that right smartly.

Posted by: The Colgate Water Police at February 08, 2016 08:47 PM (Dwehj)

166 As candidates Obama and Sanders could not be more different.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 08:46 PM (MNgU2)

You really need to lighten up and joke around more.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:47 PM (DUoqb)

167 Well, Primordial, everyone can take a bad a pic especially famous people whose pics can be manipulated to get the worst possible angle and shot.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:35 PM


The butter-face comment came from what I saw in Gone Girl - which actually was an interesting movie for the first two thirds until it totally fell apart and made me feel embarrassed for ever having watched any of it. What a waste of a movie. In that, this chick's face didn't look very good, but her tits more than made up for it. They are quite stupendous.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 08:47 PM (zc3Db)

168
In the headphones:

Foghat, "Let Me Get Close To You"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:48 PM (zLP1L)

169 Eight root canals at 50k each should take care of that right smartly.
Posted by: The Colgate Water Police at February 08, 2016 08:47 PM (Dwehj)


Shit I wish. Ever hear of over head?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:48 PM (DUoqb)

170 While I disagree with her politics, I approve of her pointy elbows.

Posted by: Doc at February 08, 2016 08:48 PM (9UtxJ)

171 169 Eight root canals at 50k each should take care of that right smartly.
Posted by: The Colgate Water Police at February 08, 2016 08:47 PM (Dwehj)


Shit I wish. Ever hear of over head?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:48 PM (DUoqb)


Ever hear of bill-padding?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:49 PM (zLP1L)

172 WTF are you doing on a Bern channel?

Posted by: Jeff E at February 08, 2016 08:49 PM (xohJd)

173 Ever hear of over head?

That reminds us...how much water do you waste during an extraction?

Posted by: The Colgate Water Police at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (Dwehj)

174 171
169 Eight root canals at 50k each should take care of that right smartly.

Posted by: The Colgate Water Police at February 08, 2016 08:47 PM (Dwehj)





Shit I wish. Ever hear of over head?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:48 PM (DUoqb)





Ever hear of bill-padding?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:49 PM (zLP1L)

Foot amputation is where the money's at.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (oVJmc)

175 >> I guess you haven't signed up for the AOSHQDD newsletter yet?
>> Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:41 PM

Don't you have to cut a jib or a jeb! or something like that before you can get the newsletter?

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (sOhww)

176 If Hillary is the nominee, I think some of those young Bernie supporters might sit the election out. They have no enthusiasm for her.

Then again, if Rubio is the Republican nominee, a lot of conservatives will sit it out as well.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

177 Ever hear of bill-padding?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:49 PM (zLP1L)

Ever hear of Jail and a bunk mate named Bubba?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (DUoqb)

178 I think we are probably about as good at predicting electability of Democrats as we are Republicans.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (2Ocf1)

179 You don't just waltz across half a thread and get an advanced doctoral degree in Moron Studies. What do you think this is, a diploma mill?

There was no senior thesis outlined in the syllabus...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (LUgeY)

180 Re: Attractiveness - tastes differ, of course.

In that pic, she looks a little...scrawny....to me.

I'd have to conduct a more detailed examination to reach a firm decision.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (lutOX)

181 Gung Hay Fat Choy bitchez

**shoves dollar bill in a red envelope through USB**

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 08, 2016 08:51 PM (EZebt)

182 Foot amputation is where the money's at.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (oVJmc)


Holy shit! I had forgotten all about that one! Good job, Pappy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 08:51 PM (zc3Db)

183 That reminds us...how much water do you waste during an extraction?
Posted by: The Colgate Water Police at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (Dwehj)

Depends on how much beer I drank before hand

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:51 PM (DUoqb)

184 174 Foot amputation is where the money's at.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (oVJmc)


If you can do it via the lower jaw . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:51 PM (zLP1L)

185 I have no idea what of faces (white) guys find attractive


I don't know that I can give you a definitive, consistently-applicable standard on this. Resting Bitch Face is right out, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 08:51 PM (kpqmD)

186 I would actually relish a Bernie vs. Cruz election. It would be the purest ideological presidential election since 1860 and Lincoln v. Breckinridge.

Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:51 PM (aVNi6)

187 173 Thanks to that commercial I brushed my teeth twice as long with the water running.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2016 08:51 PM (B48dK)

188 There was no senior thesis outlined in the syllabus...


I was also told there would be no math.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 08:52 PM (rwI+c)

189 Well lets just say she comes across like someone who didn't get hired for her brains.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 08:52 PM (39g3+)

190 >>>> The butter-face comment came from what I saw in Gone Girl
-----
Oh that's so true. She looked weird and semi-pathetic in that movie and about 16 yrs old. But, yeah, breasts looked great.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:52 PM (2x3L+)

191 >>>Then again, if Rubio is the Republican nominee, a lot of conservatives will sit it out as well.

They can just build more replicants to offset that.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:52 PM (MCmqp)

192 Big eyes, small chin, high pheromones.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 08:52 PM (rwI+c)

193 177 Ever hear of Jail and a bunk mate named Bubba?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:50 PM (DUoqb)


I'm just pulling your teeth, er, leg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:52 PM (zLP1L)

194 But I have seen symbolism in election, symbolism that FAILS the people

My my, who on earth could she be referring to here? What in her short life would this be in terms of politics? What a puzzler!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 08:53 PM (39g3+)

195 181 Gung Hay Fat Choy bitchez

**shoves dollar bill in a red envelope through USB**
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 08, 2016 08:51 PM (EZebt)
***
And gong xi fa cai to you!

Gan bei!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 08:53 PM (lutOX)

196 191 >>>Then again, if Rubio is the Republican nominee, a lot of conservatives will sit it out as well.

They can just build more replicants to offset that.
Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2016 08:52 PM (MCmqp)


So that's it, eh. The Replicant Party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:53 PM (zLP1L)

197 By the way if any of your were wondering what my types is and what I may want for my Birthday, she is a real good example

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:53 PM (DUoqb)

198 I was told there would be no Chinese on this blog.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

199 I'm just pulling your teeth, er, leg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:52 PM (zLP1L)

That's not my leg your yanking! Yikes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:54 PM (DUoqb)

200 Power to the, uhm, people!1!

Posted by: Emily Boxofrockski at February 08, 2016 08:54 PM (Dwehj)

201 197 By the way if any of your were wondering what my types is and what I may want for my Birthday, she is a real good example
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:53 PM (DUoqb)


Dear Mrs. NGU:

I've got the PERFECT gift idea for hubby's next birthday!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:54 PM (zLP1L)

202 Did I ever mention the Indian ( not woo woo Indian) Jewish girl I "Knew" on that Kibbutz in northern Israel one summer? Reminds me of her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:55 PM (DUoqb)

203 Not debating the hotness but it seems the boobs are all she's got going. I mean she's kind of skinny with gigantic knockers.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2016 08:55 PM (hJrjt)

204 I'm all for a bloodless and civil secession. Half of this country
clearly hates the other half and vice versa. The split is inevitable I
think.

I'm with you. Proud that my governor has proposed an Article 5 convention- good intermediate step.

Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:55 PM (aVNi6)

205 198 I was told there would be no Chinese on this blog.
Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R)
***
A quarter of the world is Chinese....they're everywhere.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (lutOX)

206 I'm all for a bloodless and civil secession. Half of this country
clearly hates the other half and vice versa. The split is inevitable I
think.


You want bloodless and civil.
You'll settle for minor skirmishes.
You'll get Yugoslavia.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (m9V0o)

207 eh, to be twenty something again.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (9XzdI)

208 I watched Rick Stein's Taste of Shanghai. I had to get over the fact that they treat dogs disgustingly. Doubt I could travel there. But the food looked great.

http://hugefiles.net/jedc36ubh9xs
http://clicknupload.me/ab6hx7t9x8ze
http://www.filefactory.com/file/4556qcj7x171/

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (iQIUe)

209 "17
So she thinks hillary isn't revolutionary enough? Obama/Hillary/Sanders
all have the same ideology plus or minus a few personal bugaboos.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 08:09 PM (OvUux)"

Yes, but Hillary lies so often about so much you can't really trust that she will try to implement all the bad ideas she talks about.

Bernie Sanders, on the other hand, genuinely seems to believe all the stupid shit that he says. His ideas are all wrong/bad/stupid but he believes them and he will try to put them into practice. For a lot of people, that is enough.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (QHgTq)

210 That was scary. Puppymonkeybaby scary.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

211 Rubio campaign poster :

http://tinyurl.com/jcp8o4p

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (FkBIv)

212 So if Sanders loses NH, is he pretty much done? What other state can he carry?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (zOTsN)

213 204 I'm all for a bloodless and civil secession. Half of this country
clearly hates the other half and vice versa. The split is inevitable I
think.

I'm with you. Proud that my governor has proposed an Article 5 convention- good intermediate step.
Posted by: Alamo at February 08, 2016 08:55 PM (aVNi6)


I'm in favor of a bloody and absolute removal of the leftist cancer in our midst, and the resumption of our path pre-1913.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:57 PM (zLP1L)

214 J.J. facetious I hope?

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2016 08:57 PM (9XzdI)

215 So if Sanders loses NH, is he pretty much done? What other state can he carry?
Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (zOTsN)


does the District of Columbia have a primary? Ya know just for laughs and giggles?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (DUoqb)

216 208 I watched Rick Stein's Taste of Shanghai. I had to get over the fact that they treat dogs disgustingly. Doubt I could travel there. But the food looked great.

http://hugefiles.net/jedc36ubh9xs
http://clicknupload.me/ab6hx7t9x8ze
http://www.filefactory.com/file/4556qcj7x171/
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 08:56 PM (iQIUe)


I'm a HUGE fan of Rick Stein. His Spain, France and Mediterranean series are fantastic. Seems like a nice, genuine bloke, too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (zLP1L)

217 We need more maps, like the South Africans.

Posted by: Emily Boxofrockski at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (Dwehj)

218 Sanders can carry Vermont, Minnesota maybe.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (2x3L+)

219 Bernie Sanders, on the other hand, genuinely seems to believe all the stupid shit that he says.

Yeah, he does seem sincere in a really bad crazy old uncle kind of way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (39g3+)

220 I have to say that I am one of those guys that doesn't like Miss Emily's face. And, yes, I do look at faces - most important thing in my book, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (bZ7mE)

221 214 J.J. facetious I hope?
Posted by: willow at February 08, 2016 08:57 PM (9XzdI)


Of course. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (zLP1L)

222 http://is.gd/2andkh

Amy Schumer stole all of these jokes

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 08, 2016 08:59 PM (Cq0oW)

223 Am I having a flash back? Wasn't Weird Dave's post posted a few days ago, or was that a link to his blog?



Still good stuff. ABC=Always Be Closing, right Dave?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 08:59 PM (jJRIy)

224 I'm in favor of a bloody and absolute removal of the leftist cancer in our midst, and the resumption of our path pre-1913.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:57 PM (zLP1L)
/sharpening pikesCan we do impalement? Hanging, firing squads, and guillotines are passe...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 08, 2016 08:59 PM (m9V0o)

225
The DM thought Bouncy was the greatest thing since sliced bread. However, other lefty showbiz sites thought she was crap:

http://blindgossip.com/?p=76094

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 08:59 PM (iQIUe)

226 You'll get Yugoslavia.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Bombed by Madeline Albright?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 08:59 PM (FkBIv)

227 Sanders can carry Vermont, Minnesota maybe.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (2x3L+)


And Kentucky? Those 13 herbs and spices.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 08:59 PM (Z8fuk)

228
Then again, if Rubio is the Republican nominee, a lot of conservatives will sit it out as well.

You really "get" me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 08, 2016 08:59 PM (EZebt)

229 I have to say that I am one of those guys that doesn't like Miss Emily's face. And, yes, I do look at faces - most important thing in my book, as a matter of fact.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (bZ7mE)

What you never heard of paper bags?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:59 PM (DUoqb)

230 So if Sanders loses NH, is he pretty much done? What other state can he carry?

In the USA? These days? He could win it all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:00 PM (39g3+)

231 But yeah, I want a female president so that I can say to my daughter one day, you too can become president of the United States. I believe in that symbolic importance.

Doesn't matter who it is. Doesn't matter it's a lying, ruthless, complete lack of moral compass bitch. Doesn't matter if it's an incompetent, traitorous, self-entitled twat.

Because, umm, ...like, ....ya know..symbolic.

But, honestly, I'm here to say that I like Grampa's Free Shit!!!! and they really should accept his coupons because, like, he gets mad, .. ya' know?

Jesus F*cKing G*ddamn Christ, idiot. *groan*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 08, 2016 09:00 PM (zYV5P)

232 Colonel Angus will go to the Deep South.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:00 PM (rwI+c)

233 >>>> And Kentucky? Those 13 herbs and spices.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 08
----
Thanks. That was smile worthy.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 09:00 PM (2x3L+)

234
I'm a HUGE fan of Rick Stein. His Spain, France and Mediterranean series are fantastic. Seems like a nice, genuine bloke, too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:58 PM (zLP1L)

==========
He did an Italian opera one that was excellent.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 09:00 PM (iQIUe)

235 i'm also a smile and eyes person.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2016 09:00 PM (9XzdI)

236 75 Million people have seen her tits! Now, that's an endorsement.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 09:01 PM (jJRIy)

237 It was on the favorite dishes of Italian composers of course.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (iQIUe)

238 I need to find a "I like broke guys with poor health" woman. Has to be one out there, right? They say there's someone for everyone.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+)

239 anyway, she does represent the youth vote that i hear now.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (9XzdI)

240 Col Angus will have to lower his profile, injured his jaw at Big Beaver

Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (zOTsN)

241 sharpening pikesCan we do impalement? Hanging, firing squads, and guillotines are passe...

Wood chippers!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (YJmuy)

242 Yeah, I knew it. Someone was mentioning butt stuff. I felt, like, a disturbance in the Force. It was sort of a tingle. So I figured there was talk of hot chicks and butt stuff on AoSHQ. I logged on, and yep.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (dvuhZ)

243 Grey Fox-
Don't have to look at the mantelpiece while you're poking the fire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (89T5c)

244 Bombed by Madeline Albright?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 08:59 PM (FkBIv)


Yeah, but didn't she make it all better with a few stanzas of "Kumbaya"?

Solves all problems, I hear. Well, that and James Taylor.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (zYV5P)

245 75 Million people have seen her tits! Now, that's an endorsement.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 09:01 PM (jJRIy)


Well, 75 million have seen a video of her tits. Live and in person? Can't be more than 50,000 or so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (Z8fuk)

246 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (lHBX+)

247 Oy!

Posted by: Oy! at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (rwI+c)

248 Female Lying Lesbo President or a 74 year old Jewish commie from Brooklyn?



The modern democrat party at it's best.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (jJRIy)

249 She didn't get famous for her brains.

Posted by: Global Warming made Hillary lie at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (ZufZo)

250 Jason Bourne!

Posted by: Jason Bourne at February 08, 2016 09:04 PM (m9V0o)

251 Must feel real special to sleep with a woman knowing you and only you.... and 75 million other dudes... have seen her naked.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:04 PM (39g3+)

252 If this is what the youth want perhaps they get what they ask for and They are left holding the tab from now on.

although i am pretty certain any industries we have left will leave for greener pastures, if there are any left.

or some may stay to get their cut?

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2016 09:04 PM (9XzdI)

253 If you've seen one you've seen both.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 09:04 PM (FkBIv)

254 238 I need to find a "I like broke guys with poor health" woman. Has to be one out there, right? They say there's someone for everyone.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+)

"They" are full of shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 09:05 PM (kpqmD)

255 She didn't get famous for her brains.

Posted by: Global Warming made Hillary lie at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (ZufZo)


Although, her tits have higher IQs than Barky.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 09:05 PM (zc3Db)

256 Google images has her quit boney in many pictures. Denise Richards boney.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 08, 2016 09:05 PM (rwI+c)

257 Well, 75 million have seen a video of her tits. Live and in person? Can't be more than 50,000 or so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 09:03 PM (Z8fuk)

You just counting the one's she does anal with?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 09:05 PM (jJRIy)

258
NOOD. Not nude.

POLLS. Not Poles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 09:05 PM (zLP1L)

259 The good news - if we can call it that - is that the FSA will, at some point, reach the edge of the cliff and be impelled over its side by the momentum of events.

The bad news is, they'll take a lot of us with them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 09:06 PM (lutOX)

260 241 sharpening pikesCan we do impalement? Hanging, firing squads, and guillotines are passe...

Wood chippers!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (YJmuy)

You've been hanging out at Reason, haven't you?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 09:06 PM (kpqmD)

261 Wood chippers!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (YJmuy)


Much better.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 08, 2016 09:07 PM (zYV5P)

262 I need to find a "I like broke guys with poor
health" woman. Has to be one out there, right? They say there's
someone for everyone.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+)

If you found one, ask her if she has a sister.
I have a friend that would be interested.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 09:07 PM (wYnyS)

263 Grump, she's thinner then i , and i'm thin. she'll fill out as the years go on or children, and she does have nice breasts.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2016 09:07 PM (9XzdI)

264 You've been hanging out at Reason, haven't you?

I said wood chippers, not death by bong smoke.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 08, 2016 09:08 PM (YJmuy)

265 "They" are full of shit.

Yeah I'm with you on this.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (39g3+)

266 Hey, honey, you know I'm down with that whole who-needs-a-symbolic-female-president thing and maybe you and I oughta get together and talk some more.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (MxONJ)

267 think i'll be productive and clean the kitchen.

have fun

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2016 09:09 PM (9XzdI)

268 Can she even vote?

Isn't she English?

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2016 09:10 PM (lHBX+)

269 Saw a pic of Kate Upton lately, she looks really skinny these days. I hope she doesn't go heroin chic, I liked her being curvy and I don't mean huge hooters.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 09:10 PM (39g3+)

270
"I want her to have politics that can revolutionize."

I'm left wondering how many revolutions she thinks are required...

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at February 08, 2016 09:10 PM (zp6Kj)

271 You're supposed to mute the stupid song. I doubt anyone has actually listened to it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 08:29 PM (zc3Db)

Meh, they were nothing special anyways.

Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 09:11 PM (3eoPa)

272 JJ Sefton

No. Got out in my late twenties and am writing middle grade fiction now.

Posted by: PBJ1515 at February 08, 2016 09:11 PM (r1du+)

273 So. Stoned whores enjoy stealing from people and are lazy, violent, self-hating losers.

Film at eleven.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 08, 2016 09:15 PM (zp13i)

274 So do these kids move over to vote for Jeb? Because your rejection of Rubio is giving us Jeb. They might vote for Rubio, never for Jeb or any of the others.

So we get either Hillary or Bernie, thanks for burning the country down and getting nothing for it.

Posted by: petunia at February 08, 2016 09:21 PM (VoCyE)

275 I'm in favor of a bloody and absolute removal of the leftist cancer in our midst, and the resumption of our path pre-1913.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2016 08:57 PM (zLP1L)

Gotta say I'm with you on that one.

Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 09:23 PM (3eoPa)

276 I'm sure her father is very proud.

But Ace, you the hottest bitch in this place.

Just saying.

Posted by: Heresolong at February 08, 2016 09:25 PM (ntIeo)

277 thanks for burning the country down

You're welcome.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Team LiFB at February 08, 2016 09:26 PM (rwI+c)

278 Young American women have been given the leeway to make foolish decisions for decades.

Barack Obama is making the transition to change all of that, so ladies, watch out. And find yourself a good American man.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2016 09:26 PM (BngQR)

279 If she'll show tits for Bern Sanders' promise of future free shit, imagine what she'll do for Ron Jeremy with cash on the barrel-head (or Bill Clinton, or even YOU, any of you old billy goats).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2016 09:30 PM (T78UI)

280 #274: They won't vote for Rubio, either. The GOPe has so damaged the Republican brand that there are untold millions of non-voters out there, simply because "all those guys are basically the same, anyway".

The key to winning is to offer up a truly different kind of candidate, IMO, and bring in those disgruntled non-voters.

Mitt Romney was doomed from the start in 2012. He didn't provide enough of a contrast from Obama, let alone from the GOPers who are little more than the Diet Coke to the Democrats' New Coke.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 08, 2016 09:31 PM (0OG8D)

281 They won't vote for Rubio, either. The GOPe has so damaged the
Republican brand that there are untold millions of non-voters out there,
simply because "all those guys are basically the same, anyway".


Which is why Donald and Bernie are catching fire. They are different from the usual fare, so folks figure, what the hell.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 08, 2016 09:38 PM (m9V0o)

282 #281: Yes, exactly!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 08, 2016 09:39 PM (0OG8D)

283 She's rich enough to be a socialist. http://en.mediamass.net/people/emily-ratajkowski/highest-paid.html

Posted by: pointsnfigures at February 08, 2016 09:39 PM (hSpC/)

284 So let me get this...well, yeah, I'm straight.

I'm supposed to support the Commie to get a piece of Bare-Tits 1% C-word?

Nah, sorry. I'd vote for the old lesbian first.

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 09:42 PM (o+SC1)

285 And also why Trump is starting to alarm me. If he folds--or worse, starts to come off as just another politician, just richer, lowder, and brasher--then we're screwed, because guess who the only "real thing" standing is then?

It is not good of me to pray for people to have lethal strokes and such. But God help me, that's where I feel like I am.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 08, 2016 09:43 PM (m9V0o)

286
The lights are on but no one is home.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2016 09:51 PM (BK3ZS)

287
She has launched her own brand of Vodka (Pure Wonderatajkowski - US)

A hostile takeover by Valu-Rite will fix that little red wagon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2016 09:54 PM (BK3ZS)

288 So Emily doesn't mind having her ass taxed into the poor house?
Posted by: wth

***

she's never going to have to work a daay in her life once she marries an appropriately rich guy

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 08, 2016 10:06 PM (EjBTO)

289 >> Emily doesn't mind having her ass taxed into the poor house?

Taxed.

I don't think that word means what you think it means

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 10:07 PM (o+SC1)

290 #285: Your concerns are legitimate. I've lost a lot of respect for several politicians I'd previously liked during this election cycle, and I can understand the fear that Trump could turn out to be no different.

At the least, though, Trump would not need the money of the big-donor class of the GOP to win, and has the ability to remain Trump, rather than having to become Trump-flavored GOPe. I'm willing to take a chance on that wild card, myself, even if I do occasionally find myself cringing at something he's said.

On that note, though, if I wait a couple of days, I generally find some bit of info that tells me Trump was right once again.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 08, 2016 10:15 PM (0OG8D)

291 Emily is mostly a mix of Polish and Irish, but looks like neither. Funny that. Growing up she spent summers with her Irish relatives in Bantry, County Cork, not far from where my father grew up.

Why do I know this ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2016 10:52 PM (rs5De)

292 test

Posted by: Stephen Glass at February 08, 2016 11:02 PM (rwI+c)

293 But yeah, I want a female president so that I can say to my daughter one
day, you too can become president of the United States.

Well she'll get that with either Hillary or Bernie so wishes do come true.

Posted by: Adam at February 09, 2016 12:51 AM (xmO/D)

294 Gets naked and wiggles. Girl's got talent, I tell ya.

Posted by: Gramps at February 09, 2016 06:05 AM (RVFM5)

295 Poor thing needs a sandwich.

Although that's probably happened already.

Posted by: Michael Haz at February 09, 2016 08:16 AM (QIvYO)

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