Doritos Commercial Features an Ultrasound of a Baby, and the Left Loses Their Minds

Yup.

Twitchy rounded up some of the most hysterical histrionics.

This one from NARAL:


Apparently there was also some ad about babies conceived on Super Bowl day. I didn't see it. But NARAL of Ohio did, and they took the opportunity to agitate for IUDs.


These organizations are ostensibly pro-"choice," but they seem hostile to the idea that sometimes people actually want to have children.

There isn't even the "Kids are great, but make sure you want to have 'em when you have sex" sort of caveat.

They're just assuming that everyone should hate children, childbirth, and the continuation of the Race of Man, because obviously.

There's a creepy book called the Conspiracy Against The Human Race by Thomas Ligotti (the horror writer/dark fantasist that True Detective ripped off). He takes the position of extreme philosophical pessimism: That existence is painful and unbearable, and that the proper position towards it is deliberate human self-extinction -- either suicide, or, less dramatically, simply no longer having children.*

The title of his book is a near-acronym for "Cathar." The Cathar heresy is claimed to have posited that we live in the devil's world and that begetting children into it was therefore sinful.

NARAL seems to be objectively pro-Cathar. The idea of "choice" seems written out of their agitation completely; they seem on Ligotti's self-extinction side of things.

Old ideas never die; they just start receiving federal funding.

* The book is nevertheless fascinating for exploring, with apparent seriousness (?), such an outlandish, almost science-fiction idea. It's not persuasive, but it is compelling.

I'm not sure if he means it all seriously. I think he might have had a weird idea in mind: That he would write the world's first non-fiction horror novel. That is, all of the stuff in his book is "real," in the sense that he's dredged up actual quotes and premises from little-known pessimistic philosophers.

His goal, I think, is to construct a cosmological horror novel not from Lovecraft's mighty beings but from real (if little-credited) philosophical ideas.

Anyway, interesting. Very strange.

Update: Commenters are warning me that we don't know what the Cathars actually believed, and the records of their beliefs are provided by their enemies, who I believe included the Inquisition.

So let me walk that back and say that popularly, it is imagined that this is what the Cathars believed, and that Ligotti's title cannot be coincidence.

Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at February 08, 2016 04:28 PM (ucB75)

2 God, I love the whining.

Posted by: Bruce at February 08, 2016 04:28 PM (8ikIW)

3 I bet they loved the lesbian make out in the Expedia ad though.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2016 04:29 PM (B48dK)

4 Watching the side bar and look where it got me

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2016 04:29 PM (HWcaz)

5 WHOO-WHOO!!!...chugga chugga...CHOO-CHOO!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 08, 2016 04:30 PM (INxoa)

6 That fetus was a puppybabymonkey. Dew and Doritos!

Posted by: Mountain Dew at February 08, 2016 04:30 PM (UBS9M)

7 Rattling their chains is a good thing, even if unintended

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2016 04:30 PM (HWcaz)

8 I'd like to have a beer with some of those NARAL chicks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 04:30 PM (8ZskC)

9 Human fetuses are human.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 08, 2016 04:31 PM (OrI3J)

10 I thought the commercial was funny. It didn't occur to me watching it that feminists would blow their stacks, since obviously it's depicting a woman who clearly wants to have the baby, and thus the false god of Choice has been satisfied.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 08, 2016 04:31 PM (znyNk)

11 And here I was having so much fun today! It's 2016 and everything sucks, so, go ahead, throw the baby killers in my face!

Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 04:31 PM (TxJGV)

12 then there was the ad about the lesbian car that turned The Wolf into a homo.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2016 04:31 PM (nFwvY)

13 "humanizing fetuses"


A lot easier than humanizing feminists.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 04:31 PM (oKE6c)

14 that commercial was hilarious

get a life

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:32 PM (raen3)

15 NARAL is implicitly criticizing John Boehner and all other Dorito-Americans.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 04:32 PM (oKE6c)

16 I didn't see that commercial but then I was drunk off my arse.

Posted by: Helen Mirren at February 08, 2016 04:33 PM (UBS9M)

17 speaks of snacks and the people who feast on them, I don't know if anyone mentioned this (goes to weaselzippers):

http://tinyurl.com/jlyob27

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at February 08, 2016 04:33 PM (qSIlh)

18 The abortion shit is idiotic from NARAL. But they are right it is yet another in a long fucking line of "guys are so dumb" commercials. That should be why people hate it.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 08, 2016 04:33 PM (0LHZx)

19 I hated the Doritos ad.

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 08, 2016 04:33 PM (OD2ni)

20 They are vile demonic monsters.

It's normal for pregnant women to have ultrasounds, you witches.

Maybe if your mothers used IUDs, we wouldn't be burdened with your nonsense.

They must live in a really dark world among a lot of fellow soulless hags for them to even tweet that Rio the public.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 08, 2016 04:33 PM (mL2BD)

21 "humanizing fetuses"


A lot easier than humanizing feminists.>>>

Or Hillary

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2016 04:33 PM (XtAzU)

22 Mirren: "I was drunk off my arse"

yes, but who was doing the drinking off your arse?

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:34 PM (raen3)

23 This was one of those situations where NARAL would have been much wiser if they had just shut-up and stayed that way.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2016 04:34 PM (hLRSq)

24 "Humanizing fetuses"
----------------------------------------

Pardon her redundancy.

Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 04:34 PM (TxJGV)

25 Does anyone really believe NARAL is upset about a 'dumb dad' trope?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 04:34 PM (oVJmc)

26 when lefties talk about choice, it's like the Chinese restaurant menu: you can have a choice that they say you can have.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at February 08, 2016 04:34 PM (qSIlh)

27 I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO HATE AND WHY!!!

Posted by: Senor Poo Poo at February 08, 2016 04:34 PM (8ZskC)

28 just proves that NARAL is a bunch of shrieking homicidal harpies

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:35 PM (raen3)

29 Anybody see the vile Jerry Rivers ambush Ted Cruz in a pretend journalistic endeavor about drug problems in New Hampshire? It left me quite angry, angry enough to write to Jerry himself as well as anchors that showed the "report."

What he did was a faux investigative piece on New Hampshire's drug problems which he ended with, "Some politicians talk the talk about ending these things but they don't walk the walk" and then proceeded to quote some bigwig in N. Hampshire who called Cruz a hypocrite.

It came out of the blue, or rather, the blackness of Geraldo's dark asshole. I'm still steaming (and I don't even support Cruz).

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2016 04:35 PM (Uq9ly)

30 25 Does anyone really believe NARAL is upset about a 'dumb dad' trope?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 04:34 PM (oVJmc)

____

No. They're not upset. But they are right in pointing it out, whether they care or not.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 08, 2016 04:35 PM (0LHZx)

31 How long until the anti-GMO crowd scaring the worth with threats of Frankenfood have a hissyfit about PuppyMonkeyBaby - clearly the victim of gene-splicing experimentation?

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 04:35 PM (iIzG7)

32 I think they mean 'humanizing clumps of tissue.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 04:35 PM (oVJmc)

33 I thought there was a boycott/girlcott/lgbltcott of Fritos because they use those palm oils that people in far away countries are tearing up perfectly good farmlands that used to support entire villages and people are dying because of it.

So pro choice oils is NOT a good thing

Posted by: Bruce at February 08, 2016 04:35 PM (8ikIW)

34 How much funnier would it have been if they had a clump of cells reaching for a bag of Doritos?

Not much funnier.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 04:36 PM (8ZskC)

35 Oh, for those not in the know, Jerry Rivers is aka Geraldo Rivera or, as I call him, King Asshole of the Asshole Mountain.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2016 04:36 PM (Uq9ly)

36 These fuckheads hate infants but they sure live them some fucking illiterate refugee terrorists. Fuck them to hell.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 08, 2016 04:36 PM (xWW96)

37 >>>> it's depicting a woman who clearly wants to have the baby<<<<<

Unpossible. Moo Moo is downstairs assuring everyone that women don't want babies until they have reached the age of 70.

*Click click whirrr*

Unpossible. Moo Moo is downstairs assuring everyone that women don't want babies until they have reached the age of 70.

*Click click whirrr*

Unpossible. Moo Moo is downstairs assuring everyone that women don't want babies until they have reached the age of 70.

*Click click whirrr*

Unpossible. Moo Moo is downstairs assuring everyone that women don't want babies until they have reached the age of 70.

*Click click whirrr*

Unpossible. Moo Moo is downstairs assuring everyone that women don't want babies until they have reached the age of 70.

*Click click whirrr*

Posted by: Marco Roboto at February 08, 2016 04:36 PM (tEDMc)

38 "and there's your beautiful baby" was what set them in a rage

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:36 PM (raen3)

39 So why are these bitches even watching the Super Bowl?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 08, 2016 04:36 PM (YFFpo)

40 Real "cheery" bunch of folks it seems.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (LA7Cm)

41 "It's not persuasive"

PINO.

Posted by: Knemon at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (0rjKt)

42 I liked the Mexico Avocados commercial. Scott Baio feeding is included in the price of admission. That was fucking hilarious. All the other commercials pretty much sucked.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (0LHZx)

43 NARAL?

National Association of Really Anal Lesbians?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (Z1oBf)

44 Human fetuses are human.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 08, 2016 04:31 PM (OrI3J)


Yes.

Remember, this is the party of 'science'. And they hate remembering that ultrasounds exist.

Posted by: Lea at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (lIU4e)

45 It was better than watching Mr. Sulu cackling at a Cheez-lupa.

Posted by: irright at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (zxnPQ)

46 Babies should be for parting out, not snuggling.

Posted by: NARAL at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (8ZskC)

47 NARAL just is trolling for attention and donations and social media is doing its best to give them just that. Its the MSNBC effect: say something so stupid and so loud that every conservative everywhere screams about it, thus extending your triple digit audience into hundreds of thousands.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (39g3+)

48 Humanizing fetusii is just alienating voters, wingnutz!

Posted by: Dr. Doo Doo at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (oVJmc)

49 Not sure we can say for sure that is what Cathars believed.

They were pretty clearly Gnostic, but the information we have on them was written by their enemies.

And in this case the Northern French nobility mostly wanted an excuse to take the lands of nobles in Southern France, so they might not have been objective here.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2016 04:38 PM (5LOno)

50
I'm not sure if he means it all seriously. I think he might have had a weird idea in mind: That he would write the world's first non-fiction horror novel. That is, all of the stuff in his book is "real," in the sense that he's dredged up actual quotes and premises from little-known pessimistic philosophers.

His goal, I think, is to construct a cosmological horror novel not from Lovecraft's mighty beings but from real (if little-credited) philosophical ideas.









Insert my "Leftists don't care about utopias, they only care about causing chaos, slavery and death, as long as they personally get to shoot kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck" rant here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2016 04:38 PM (5e6eO)

51 Posted by: Marco Roboto at February 08, 2016 04:36 PM (tEDMc)

I appreciate the sock, but can we not start cluttering the thread with strawmen just yet? Moo left so many of them in the last one.

Posted by: joe at February 08, 2016 04:38 PM (KUaJL)

52 Babies are the biological purpose of life, unless you happen to be a Shaker. Whoever wrote these tweets are in the running for a cosmic-level Darwin award.

Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 04:38 PM (TxJGV)

53 47 NARAL just is trolling for attention and donations and social media is doing its best to give them just that. Its the MSNBC effect: say something so stupid and so loud that every conservative everywhere screams about it, thus extending your triple digit audience into hundreds of thousands.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:37 PM (39g3+)

_______

It's almost like they know how to use social media effectively or something.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 08, 2016 04:38 PM (0LHZx)

54 The Left are the aliens in Independence Day.

They want us to die.

Not convert.

Not obey.

Not submit.

Die.

Posted by: DM at February 08, 2016 04:38 PM (j/tOh)

55 Who knew the main plot point of Children of Men - that women would no longer have children - would be *voluntary* not some biological failure...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (5LOno)

56 One of the prolife groups should have ran a commercial of a partial birth abortion in progress.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (xWW96)

57 I had to have a cathar once. Hurt like hell.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (zmW4B)

58 So why are these bitches even watching the Super Bowl?



Just waiting for the ambulance to transport them to the emergency room. Big day for domestic violence, doncha know?

The Feminist Bible: ch 3 v 10

Posted by: ugg boots at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (fbovC)

59 How come Naral didn't get mad over the humanizing of puppymonkeybaby?

Posted by: donna at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (/dSsq)

60 Does NARAL really want to start something? Fine. Equal time:

The Beyonce halftime show was a racist tribute in support of BlackLivesMatter and the Black Panthers.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (iIzG7)

61 Things the Party of "Science" hate:

-Ultrasounds
-Satellite temperature sensors
-GMO's
-The spirit of inquiry

Things they love:
-Narratives
-Assholes (their own)
-Narratives about assholes
-Assholes that speak with authority

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (Uq9ly)

62 Lucked out and ended up with a human fetus instead of some other kind. #blessed

Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (TNEyr)

63 Everything is offensive. Everything.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 08, 2016 04:40 PM (0Yg8X)

64 Dear NARAL,

What are human babies if not human fetuses, which by the way, is the latin word for baby in the womb?

Anxiously awaiting your reply.

Thanks

Posted by: huerfano at February 08, 2016 04:40 PM (NSb9d)

65 Would've been better if the OB had grabbed the chip, ate it and said "Let's just keep junior in the bag for now".

Posted by: DaveA at February 08, 2016 04:40 PM (DL2i+)

66 Some folks just like to watch the popcorn burn ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chronology Critic ... at February 08, 2016 04:40 PM (AoK0a)

67 #antichoice tactic of humanizing fetuses

"humanizing fetuses"

wtf

Posted by: brak at February 08, 2016 04:40 PM (MJuTN)

68 You say puppymonkeybaby is cute? You think that only because it is small, but you just wait. It will grow, it will undergo metamorphosis, it will become manbearpig and then what will you do, huh?

Didn't think about that, now did you?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2016 04:40 PM (hLRSq)

69 Insert my "Leftists don't care about utopias, they only care about causing chaos, slavery and death,

as long as they personally get to shoot kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck" rant here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



With 80 million of the right having 300 million guns, good luck with that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (Z1oBf)

70 Lucked out and ended up with a human fetus instead of some other kind. #blessed
Posted by: NCKate

How do you know it wasn't a mistake, meow meow?

Posted by: Norwegian Cat-Girl at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (zmW4B)

71 I bet the Doritos ad was written by a RW nut like Huck or Santorum. Millenial woman will vote for Bernie because of that ad.

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

72 It is kind of funny how so many people went apeshit over this. It's Twitter for crying out loud. Twitter.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (0LHZx)

73 I didn't see the ad., but it seems to have offended all the right people.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (bpn7O)

74 23 This was one of those situations where NARAL would have been much wiser if they had just shut-up and stayed that way.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2016 04:34 PM (hLRSq)



First time for everything.

Posted by: Buggy whip manufacturers local 666 at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (oKE6c)

75 The Beyonce halftime show was a racist tribute in support of BlackLivesMatter and the Black Panthers.

And her husband Jay-Z just gave BLM $1.5 million, finally relieving George Soros of keeping that handy bit of agitprop propped up.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (znyNk)

76 Imagine all those pregnant ladies finding out from NARAL that what's inside of them isn't human

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (39g3+)

77 Oddly, there never seems to be much concern about undocumented mothers regularly having 5-6 babies by age 28. It's almost as if some babies are more wanted than others.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (1BQGO)

78 I suppose none of you blockheads ever read my work on free markets.

Posted by: Alan Ladd at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (8ZskC)

79 Funniest ad for me was the insult contest the guy in the bar had with the talking strawhead or whatever it was.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (Uq9ly)

80 -The spirit of inquiry
***
In real science, everyone tries their damnedest to disprove whatever the theories of the day are.

The notion of hiding your data because someone will try to show that it is wrong is about as much of the opposite of science as one could imagine.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (5LOno)

81 64 Dear NARAL,

What are human babies if not human fetuses, which by the way, is the latin word for baby in the womb?

Anxiously awaiting your reply.

Thanks
Posted by: huerfano at February 08, 2016 04:40 PM (NSb9d)

Dear huerfano,

Crickets

Sincerely,
Professional Butchers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2016 04:42 PM (voOPb)

82 The "pro-choice" left forgets there's another, non-selfish choice available to women who find themselves pregnant: they could have the baby and give it up for adoption.

The left aren't "pro-choice" so much as "pro-baby murder."

Finally, yeah, it's a "tactic" for pro-life groups or even people on the sidelines (like the doritos marketing group) to demonstrate that a developing baby in the womb is a human being. What else would an entity growing inside a woman's womb be, NARAL? A dog? An elephant?

But the truth is inconvenient for the left, to paraphrase Al Gore. So they deny what they cannot bear is simple fact. All to help young women in crisis find it easier to murder their unborn children.

Yes, the left is all about destruction, death, and hate, as they demonstrate every single day to us on every single issue. Even when the issue is an "offensive" Super Bowl ad.

Posted by: elaine at February 08, 2016 04:42 PM (Y0Piu)

83 if feminists didn't explode with rage when they see something in the cultural sphere that doesn't follow their granny-strict rules, they lose their shit. why?

because if they can't crybully or shame other people, they have no other useful function in our society

just a clump of cells, really

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:42 PM (raen3)

84 62 Lucked out and ended up with a human fetus instead of some other kind. #blessed
Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (TNEyr)




How do you do that?

Posted by: Achmed the Goat Humper at February 08, 2016 04:42 PM (oKE6c)

85 For a look at the true believers of anti-human sentiment, check out the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement: http://vhemt.org But keep all liquids away from your computer when you do so.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at February 08, 2016 04:42 PM (d2g9U)

86 Puppymonkeybaby was still better than Human Centipede. Not by much, though.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2016 04:42 PM (VndSC)

87 Is this what it's like here everyday?
Or is Moo just extremely active today?

Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 04:43 PM (OUpHg)

88 It seems to me that most of the Left's agenda is entirely centered around there being fewer humans: abortion, birth control, homosexuality, climate change (CO2 emissions which we all emit; fewer humans, less CO2).

When things like the Zika virus come up--providing a pretext for mass abortion of darker persons--it is no wonder that people think 'conspiracy.' I'm not positive that it isn't one.

Posted by: baldilocks at February 08, 2016 04:43 PM (ys2UW)

89 They're just assuming that everyone should hate children, childbirth, and the continuation of the Race of Man, because obviously.

----

Moo Moo! He's playing your song!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 04:43 PM (VAsIq)

90 79 Funniest ad for me was the insult contest the guy in the bar had with the talking strawhead or whatever it was.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2016 04:41 PM (Uq9ly)

____

Erlich Bachman

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 08, 2016 04:43 PM (0LHZx)

91 Yeah, that Doritos baby came out of that uterus like he was shot out of a cannon.



And in case you were wondering, there IS a code for that:


2016 ICD-10-CM Code P03.5
Newborn affected by precipitous delivery

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2016 04:43 PM (NeFrd)

92 79 my favorite actor on Silicon Valley

Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2016 04:44 PM (TNEyr)

93 We humanize fetuses because they are human.

No one asks a pregnant woman, "How's the fetus doing?"

Posted by: Warden at February 08, 2016 04:44 PM (MZ8Zz)

94 Humanizing a human? My God! The outrage! The insanity! What other form of madness will take us next?!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 04:44 PM (kpqmD)

95 88 They do the Devil's work,even though they don't believe.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2016 04:44 PM (B48dK)

96 For my part, I always love to hear from the permoffended.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 04:44 PM (oKE6c)

97 Only NARAL and Planned Parenthood would see "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" as a checklist and not as a children's song.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 04:44 PM (iIzG7)

98 Funniest ad for me was the insult contest the guy in the bar had with the talking strawhead or whatever it was.

Posted by: MaxMBJ

Reminded me of some of the Deadpool jokes from the trailer.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 04:45 PM (VAsIq)

99 Humanizing babies in utero - preposterous!

Humanizing cats? - well Mr Fluffy is adorable in his new sweater!

Posted by: Feminists at February 08, 2016 04:45 PM (5LOno)

100 I can't even count how often I've asked a pregnant woman when her fetus is due. Or what color they are going to pain the room for the unviable lump of parasitic tissue. It comes up over and over in conversation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:45 PM (39g3+)

101 They chose NARAL as their logo, because MOLECH didn't fit on their sign.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2016 04:46 PM (VndSC)

102 Yes, heaven forbid you HUMANIZE that living being in your womb, huh? As if parents didn't have the opportunity to see their *baby* doing sweet, human things like sucking his/her thumb or playing with his/her toes.

Sure, NARAL, it's not human, it's just a clump of cells, and could turn out to be a cat or a squid or something once it escapes its human host prison.....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 04:46 PM (NOIQH)

103 "What other form of madness will take us next?!"


Anyone thinking they are as smart or rich as I am.

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 08, 2016 04:46 PM (OD2ni)

104 We live in an age when the mentally ill DEMAND that we suffer the same illness.

I wonder if the pendulum will swing back and these nuts can be put into insane asylums.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 08, 2016 04:46 PM (1ijHg)

105 58 So why are these bitches even watching the Super Bowl?
Just waiting for the ambulance to transport them to the emergency room. Big day for domestic violence, doncha know?
The Feminist Bible: ch 3 v 10
Posted by: ugg boots at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (fbovC)




Yep, and looking for something - anything - to be offended by. Yesterday's offense is now not so fresh.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 04:46 PM (oKE6c)

106 speaking of football, Bob Nelson's football routine is still the funniest routine ever about football

http://bit.ly/1nTFyRq

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:46 PM (raen3)

107 You know, they could have made a few bucks if they'd chopped the baby up and sold the parts just a few moments earlier. Wasted opportunity there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 04:47 PM (kpqmD)

108 Humanizing babies in utero - preposterous!

Humanizing cats? - well Mr Fluffy is adorable in his new sweater!

Posted by: Feminists at February 08, 2016 04:45 PM (5LOno)




Heh, this was pointed out on local talk radio as I was driving home as, "These are the same people with bumper stickers that read, 'Animals Are People, Too.'"

Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2016 04:47 PM (GUBah)

109 For my part, I always love to hear from the permoffended.


Posted by: Jay Guevara


Making fun of my Jew-fro?

Posted by: Jonah Hill at February 08, 2016 04:47 PM (VAsIq)

110 When things like the Zika virus come up--providing a pretext for mass abortion of darker persons--it is no wonder that people think 'conspiracy.' I'm not positive that it isn't one.
***
Why do you think the left went to war against DDT?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2016 04:47 PM (5LOno)

111
Save the Planet!
Kill Yourself!

My favorite protest sign...

Posted by: Moron Deluxe at February 08, 2016 04:47 PM (qul7b)

112 Lucked out and ended up with a human fetus instead of some other kind. #blessed
Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2016 04:39 PM (TNEyr)

How do you do that?

Posted by: Achmed the Goat Humper at February 08, 2016 04:42 PM (oKE6c)


When a man and a woman love each other very much ...

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 08, 2016 04:48 PM (uURQL)

113 To a statist, an unborn baby is a parasite, and an illegal alien or a rapefugee on welfare isn't.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 04:48 PM (iIzG7)

114 So these Cathars believe in a devil, but not in any salvation, or hope. I prefer to believe life is good.

Not sure how the baby was able to see just because the ultrasound could see him ... but funny in any case. And funny the left obviously wants to be able to kill such a late term baby. SCOTUS also "humanized" a fetus that is past 22 weeks (or so).

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 08, 2016 04:48 PM (5Gpe2)

115 sexist tropes of dads as clueless

Yup, if there's one thing the screeching harpies of the feminist left hate, it's people who demonize men.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2016 04:48 PM (LAe3v)

116 lemme see... Helter-Skelter the movie was based on the book about Charles Manson and his crew of lunatics. The name Vincent Bugliosi comes to mind but I am too lazy to look it up.
Anyway, as I recall, Manson's brilliant idea was to start a race war in which all the whites would be killed, but then the non-whites would realize they weren't smart enough to run the country/world, so they end up handing over power to the only white people left: Manson and his loonies, who were somehow able to survive on their ranch in the middle of nowhere.
Given that the libs and lefties seem to want to encourage whites to have very small families but nonwhites to have large ones, I wonder if the libs don't have the same sort of plan in mind that Manson had.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at February 08, 2016 04:49 PM (qSIlh)

117 Posted by: baldilocks at February 08, 2016 04:43 PM (ys2UW)


Fewer people means it's easier for the State to control the masses.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2016 04:49 PM (GUBah)

118 >>So why are these bitches even watching the Super Bowl?


One of the tweets stated something to effect of "saving/protecting women can never take a day off!!!"


Dang, such commitment, you'd think they wer ER surgeons or something....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 04:49 PM (NOIQH)

119 Only NARAL and Planned Parenthood would see "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" as a checklist and not as a children's song.


Posted by: Qoheleth

We demand that the school stop singing that song, because we have a distant relative who is missing a toe, and we're afraid little Jimmy will get upset.

Posted by: 21st Century Parents at February 08, 2016 04:50 PM (VAsIq)

120
Is this what it's like here everyday?

Or is Moo just extremely active today?

Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 04:43 PM (OUpHg)

Just another day in paradise.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 08, 2016 04:50 PM (OrI3J)

121 feministas were watching football in order to determine the extent to which they've made the NFL cave into their demands so far

the NFL still exists, which bums them out, but there's a growing chorus that football hurts people (CTE, etc), so it should be BANNED

in the meantime, the good news is that Beyonce made them feel good with the symbolism and strutting and stuff

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:50 PM (raen3)

122 83 if feminists didn't explode with rage when they see something in the cultural sphere that doesn't follow their granny-strict rules, they lose their shit. why?

because if they can't crybully or shame other people, they have no other useful function in our society

just a clump of cells, really
Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:42 PM (raen3)

-----------------------

They know if they lose the culture they lose.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 08, 2016 04:50 PM (LXJ1e)

123 So why are these bitches even watching the Super Bowl?
Just waiting for the ambulance to transport them to the emergency room. Big day for domestic violence, doncha know?
The Feminist Bible: ch 3 v 10
Posted by: ugg boots



If they'd just learn to STFU the first time.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 04:50 PM (Z1oBf)

124 2016 ICD-10-CM Code P03.5

Newborn affected by precipitous delivery


As long as the joke doesn't go over anyone's head.

Posted by: DaveA at February 08, 2016 04:50 PM (DL2i+)

125 NARAL.......aren't they the marijuana people?....They should love Doritos

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at February 08, 2016 04:51 PM (egzLR)

126 Only NARAL and Planned Parenthood would see "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" as a checklist inventory and not as a children's song.

Fixed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:51 PM (39g3+)

127 It seems to me that most of the Left's agenda is entirely centered around there being fewer humans: abortion, birth control, homosexuality, climate change (CO2 emissions which we all emit; fewer humans, less CO2).

and they always assume that the ones that will be left will all think and act the same way the do, and then they can have their utopia, you know, if all those undesireables would just die already

Posted by: brak at February 08, 2016 04:51 PM (MJuTN)

128 Isn't it supposed to go
"If it only saves the life of one child"

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2016 04:51 PM (HWcaz)

129 Why do you think the left went to war against DDT?

Posted by: 18-1

For the turtles, brah!

Posted by: Greenpeace Member since 1981 at February 08, 2016 04:51 PM (VAsIq)

130
They know if they lose the culture they lose.


Exactly. The left knows they cannot give even one inch. For them, every issue is guns, and they are the NRA. Not one single inch.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:52 PM (39g3+)

131 Fun part of watching the game at home was being able to mute the ads and do other stuff, especially during halftime

Posted by: brak at February 08, 2016 04:52 PM (MJuTN)

132 "they can have their utopia, you know, if all those undesireables would just die already"

all that would be left would be Seattle

"a free man anywhere is a threat to unfree persyns everywhere"

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:52 PM (raen3)

133 Fewer people means it's easier for the State to control the masses.



If they truly meant that, they wouldn't be importing them as fast as the planes can touch down.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 04:52 PM (Z1oBf)

134
Ha. Look at the picture on Drudge right now. Some senior couple enjoying the early bird special at Denny's.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 04:52 PM (/tuJf)

135 Just another day in paradise

And I don't want to go home

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2016 04:53 PM (HWcaz)

136 How morally and intellectually bankrupt are the progtard "people of SCIENCE!?"

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 04:53 PM (OvUux)

137 Inconceivable!

Posted by: The Sicilian at February 08, 2016 04:53 PM (e6z6y)

138 I swear half of the damn commercials nowadays seem like you are OD'ing on methamphetamine and LSD washed down with Red Bull. Turns me into a confused old man yelling "What the @&%$ was that?" at the TV.

Posted by: irright at February 08, 2016 04:53 PM (pMGkg)

139 I missed most of the commercials, i was driving back from the lake and had to clean fish before I sat down to watch the game.

Flipped channel at half time as well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2016 04:53 PM (voOPb)

140 "Some senior couple enjoying the early bird special at Denny's."

if only they were that dignified and good

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:53 PM (raen3)

141 It might not hurt to turn that sonogram image into an internet meme like Grumpy Cat.

Sort of like "My mom and dad had a great night of sex... all I get is aborted"

But it doesn't have to be even about abortion, could just be sonogram baby commenting on daily news.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 08, 2016 04:53 PM (LXJ1e)

142 I missed the symbolism of the halftime show from ThunderThighs. Nice that someone explained all the Black Panther references. I just thought that they were doing a tribute to poodle haircuts.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2016 04:53 PM (VndSC)

143 As everybody knows, the original Cathars were dealt with appropriately at Beziers and when the problem arose that there were faithful people among the heretics, Arnaud Almaric replied, "Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius." Which sort of rhymes in Latin, I think. In any case it basically means, "Kill them all and let God sort them out."


So as we enter the new Dark Ages, remember handy tips from people who lived through the old Dark Ages.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (QHgTq)

144 >>It seems to me that most of the Left's agenda is entirely centered around there being fewer humans


More like they want to have a say over who lives/dies. Without belief in a God, they want be a God themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (NOIQH)

145 Inconceivable!
Posted by: The Sicilian

That's the point of IUDs.

Posted by: NARAL at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (zmW4B)

146 Once again I can't help but think of the plot of Rainbow Six: killing off all of humanity with an engineered plague except a small group of carefully selected academics, politicians, and other leftists. Or, more recently, Kingsmen (although not as clever).

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (39g3+)

147 I swear half of the damn commercials nowadays seem like you are OD'ing on methamphetamine and LSD washed down with Red Bull.
Posted by: irright

Those were the ingredients for the "puppy monkey baby" product, right?

Posted by: Greenpeace Member since 1981 at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (VAsIq)

148 "My mom and dad had a great night of sex... all I get is aborted"

love this idea

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (raen3)

149 2016 ICD-10-CM Code P03.5

Newborn affected by precipitous delivery

As long as the joke doesn't go over anyone's head.



Then it's 2016 ICD-10-CM Code P03.6

Newborn affected by precipitous delivery with bounce.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (Z1oBf)

150 BTW, why is it "anti-choice" to humanize a fetus?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (LXJ1e)

151 They're just assuming that everyone should hate children, childbirth, and the continuation of the Race of Man, because obviously.


Dude, I am deeply anti-small human beings but only in the sense of my having them. Other people who want them should have as many as they want. Hell, I've been nagging Boy BFF that if he and the Wife want to have kids, as they claim to want, they needed to get on that a decade ago.

Then there's this notion that unless a child is planned for in advance, preferably with all out ovulation monitoring and scheduled sex and all the joys of that, then the child is unwanted is, what's the term I want, oh, yes, psychotically insane.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (mf5HN)

152 Is it okay to have has many pop tarts as I want for dinner?

Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 04:55 PM (CbGSW)

153 the NFL still exists, which bums them out, but there's a growing chorus
that football hurts people (CTE, etc), so it should be BANNED




I love telling soccer moms who encourage little Tristan and Buffy to play soccer to avoid getting hurt that heading soccer balls causes irreversible brain damage.


You can see that one soak in ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 04:55 PM (oKE6c)

154 If they truly meant that, they wouldn't be importing them as fast as the planes can touch down.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 04:52 PM (Z1oBf)



Let me rephrase: masses of Western Civilization. They are arrogant enough to think that they can control the Third World hordes.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2016 04:55 PM (GUBah)

155 Overlay some prices on the baby parts. Someone wants to buy a Lamborgini.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 04:55 PM (OvUux)

156 "... and they always assume that the ones that will be left will all think
and act the same way the do, and then they can have their utopia, you
know, if all those undesireables would just die already..."


Since the State, with them in charge as elites, will be doing the thinking for us and telling the hoi polloi what to think, that's their plan. As for us undesirables, that's what the camps are for. 1984 is their blueprint, Brave New World is their Bible, Fahrenheit 451 is their method, and Harrison Bergeron is their manifesto.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 04:55 PM (iIzG7)

157 *screamy shouty freaking out bulging eyes*

*picks up bag of Dorito's and slaps them across the face with it*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 08, 2016 04:55 PM (4ErVI)

158 don't take it out on the kid

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:56 PM (raen3)

159 It might not hurt to turn that sonogram image into an internet meme like Grumpy Cat.

Sort of like "My mom and dad had a great night of sex... all I get is




parted out"


Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 04:56 PM (Z1oBf)

160 I have a cure for annoying commercials.... Mute...

Posted by: donna at February 08, 2016 04:56 PM (/dSsq)

161 I'm pretty sure in the last 50 years, the Black Panthers have killed more people than the Klan.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:56 PM (39g3+)

162 Once again I can't help but think of the plot of Rainbow Six: killing off all of humanity with an engineered plague except a small group of carefully selected academics, politicians, and other leftists. Or, more recently, Kingsmen (although not as clever).
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (39g3+)



Rainbow Six has one of the happiest endings ever.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 08, 2016 04:57 PM (mf5HN)

163 Is it okay to have has many pop tarts as I want for dinner?


Posted by: CozMark

Yes, but only one flavor.

And not the frosted kind, either.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 08, 2016 04:57 PM (VAsIq)

164 "heading soccer balls causes irreversible brain damage"

ban that, too

ban EVERYTHING

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:57 PM (raen3)

165 "155 Overlay some prices on the baby parts. Someone wants to buy a Lamborgini."


I love abortion and have several Lamborginis.

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 08, 2016 04:57 PM (OD2ni)

166 >>BTW, why is it "anti-choice" to humanize a fetus?


Because after you see that it is a living, responsive human being you will realize it's not your "choice" to make; you are not God.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 04:57 PM (NOIQH)

167 The sound was so horrible for the halftime entertainment that nobody could understand any of it. Maybe that was by design.

Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2016 04:57 PM (TNEyr)

168 "Black Panthers have killed more people than the Klan."

interesting idea

pox on both, etc, but would be good to have the data

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (raen3)

169 131 Fun part of watching the game at home was being able to mute the ads and do other stuff, especially during halftime
Posted by: brak at February 08, 2016 04:52 PM (MJuTN)




Exactly what we did.


I spent half time studying how to write Cyrillic cursive. True story.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (oKE6c)

170 I love telling soccer moms who encourage little Tristan and Buffy to play soccer to avoid getting hurt that heading soccer balls causes irreversible brain damage.


You can see that one soak in ...


Posted by: Jay Guevara

Then follow it up with, "And so does leftism."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (VAsIq)

171 167 The sound was so horrible for the halftime entertainment that nobody could understand any of it. Maybe that was by design
-------------------

It is by design - it was Coldplay.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (VndSC)

172 You really want to see these people lose their collective minds.

Remind them that sex's primary purpose is actually reproduction, not social bonding. The other, more pleasant parts of it, are actually secondary effects to encourage the propagation of the human race, not the primary function of the act.

HOLEY SHIT do they lose it when you point that out to them.

Posted by: Dr.Mr.Badman at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (KdPei)

173 I have a Roku. No commercials, ever. But during the game I watched "Blazing Saddles" during commercial breaks.

Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (CbGSW)

174 Not a surprise. Cecelia Richards (Is that her last name?) is the cover girl for some progressive magazine this month and she 's looking chic and snazzy in her little black dress. Ugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (w4NZ8)

175 If they're reacting this way to the Doritos commercial, they must have shat themselves over the piece with Seal and the "Super Bowl Babies." Conception, birth, growing up to love football...

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (iIzG7)

176 I liked both those ads, but "puppymonkeybaby" was scraped from the darkest abyss of my nightmares. Jesus, that bit didn't make me want to drink Mountain Dew, it made me want to throw holy water on my TV. If something like that came into my living room, I would shoot it, not follow it around drinking soda.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 08, 2016 04:59 PM (c+vBe)

177 Arnaud Almaric replied, "Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius." Which sort of rhymes in Latin, I think. In any case it basically means, "Kill them all and let God sort them out."

Then he went all Albigensian on their ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 04:59 PM (8ZskC)

178 half-time colors were gaudy and stupid

Crayola was a major sponsor?

or was the whole point of it some SJW haranguing about race?

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 04:59 PM (raen3)

179 OT: Occupy Hong Kong (which I did not even know existed) is rioting right now.


http://www.nothiefs.com/portal

Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2016 04:59 PM (GUBah)

180 OT, but David Axelrod is now repeating the point made here all day long. After reintroducing Hillary 47 times, shaking up staff for years and fighting off scandals from babyhood, he says "hey, maybe it's you". (Via Drudge)

When Axelrod starts saying it, I assume he has the President's blessing. The Fat Lady is ready to sing.

Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 04:59 PM (TxJGV)

181 >>Remind them that sex's primary purpose is actually reproduction, not social bonding. The other, more pleasant parts of it, are actually secondary effects to encourage the propagation of the human race, not the primary function of the act.

How does a vigours blow job figure into this equation?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (/tuJf)

182 Meanwhile, leftist journalist covering ISIS doesn't see a problem that he writes an article humanizing actual murderers.

The left's values are so messed up it's not even funny.

Killing unborn innocent babies: great!

Killing 16-year-old ISIS soldiers who have no compunction executing and persecuting innocent people: terrible!

Posted by: elaine at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (Y0Piu)

183 173 I have a Roku. No commercials, ever. But during the game I watched "Blazing Saddles" during commercial breaks.
Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (CbGSW)




I debated using the Roku. So that worked well for the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (oKE6c)

184 "Rainbow Six has one of the happiest endings ever."

So does Debt of Honor, if you want to talk Clancy.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (iIzG7)

185 t seems to me that most of the Left's agenda is entirely centered around there being fewer humans: abortion, birth control, homosexuality, climate change (CO2 emissions which we all emit; fewer humans, less CO2).

When things like the Zika virus come up--providing a pretext for mass abortion of darker persons--it is no wonder that people think 'conspiracy.' I'm not positive that it isn't one.
Posted by: baldilocks at February 08, 2016 04:43 PM (ys2UW)

The left's agenda is to claim they alone will provide the utopia where no one will be inconvenienced, or have to work for a living or pay for college or contract a disease or fight a war or have to see a church , etc.

And to belong to and believe in the left, one needs to have left reality and it's experience.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (K0Iz7)

186 I thought Puppy-Monkey-Baby was awesome! Now I can have some companionship!

Posted by: ManBearPig at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (GUBah)

187 OT: Occupy Hong Kong (which I did not even know existed) is rioting right now.

Posted by: Country Singer

*gets popcorn*

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (zmW4B)

188 "How does a vigours blow job figure into this equation?"

maintenance

Posted by: Feh at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (raen3)

189 "puppymonkeybaby" was scraped from the darkest abyss of my nightmares.
Posted by: UGAdawg

Everyone at the SB party I was at stopped talking during that ad. Just stared in transfixed horror at the monstrosity on screen.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (VAsIq)

190 Rainbow Six has one of the happiest endings ever.

Wolves need food, too!


I spent half time studying how to write Cyrillic cursive./i]

The confusing part is the characters for "T" and "SH." They used to underline and overline those to set them apart but if you have a word like TEESHT it ends up just being a bunch of loops. How on earth they work it out, I have no idea.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:01 PM (39g3+)

191 So as we enter the new Dark Ages, remember handy tips from people who lived through the old Dark Ages.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (QHgTq)


(1) Pillage first, then burn.
(2) The best village to pillage is somebody else's village.
(3) Blood-eagles are a lot of work and are messy, so don't go into it unless you are committed.
(4) The best in Battle Axe polishes is Hrothgar the Hairy's New-Axe Shine - available at the Ye Olde Outarge Outlete.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2016 05:01 PM (hLRSq)

192 Ok, had to see the puppymonkeybaby commercial. That was incredibly stupid. Perfect ad for stoned America.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 05:01 PM (OvUux)

193 162 Once again I can't help but think of the plot of Rainbow Six: killing off all of humanity with an engineered plague except a small group of carefully selected academics, politicians, and other leftists. Or, more recently, Kingsmen (although not as clever).
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (39g3+)


Rainbow Six has one of the happiest endings ever.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 08, 2016 04:57 PM (mf5HN)

I did rather like the end of Kingsman as well. All the elitists happy to sacrifice the unwashed masses got their heads asploded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 05:01 PM (kpqmD)

194 Puppymonkeybaby's diaper made me think of Hillary.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2016 05:02 PM (rso4m)

195 Puppymonkeybaby's diaper made me think of Hillary.


When You think about it....

Posted by: donna at February 08, 2016 05:02 PM (/dSsq)

196 I'm not going to say what should be done about these people but it isn't pleasant.

They are simply leaving out the option of peaceful co-existence.

What is one left to surmise is the eventual end game to all of this madness? Hmmm?

Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2016 05:02 PM (7GJvw)

197 All I know is, I'm gonna buy me a shit-load of Doritos.

Posted by: holygoat at February 08, 2016 05:02 PM (ZgI/r)

198 179 OT: Occupy Hong Kong (which I did not even know existed) is rioting right now.


http://www.nothiefs.com/portal
Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2016 04:59 PM (GUBah

Now I wouldn't mind a tank making an appearance

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2016 05:03 PM (voOPb)

199 Am I the only one who is getting fed up with all the hoopla preceding the Super Bowl? Christ, it went on forever, and was over the top from beginning to end. Coronations are faster moving and more casual than the run-up to the Super Bowl.


"I understood that there was going to be a football game today. Was I misinformed? No? Then kick the !@#$%^ football and let's get started, OK?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:03 PM (oKE6c)

200 Adds Doritos to grocery list...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 08, 2016 05:03 PM (7lqMl)

201 OT: Occupy Hong Kong (which I did not even know existed) is rioting right now.



The Rachel Corrie gambit?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 05:03 PM (Z1oBf)

202 "I did rather like the end of Kingsman as well. All the elitists happy to
sacrifice the unwashed masses got their heads asploded."


My wife and I cheered when the SCOAMF's head detonated.

Hope I didn't just drop a spoiler, for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 05:03 PM (iIzG7)

203 Adds Doritos to grocery list...


Has Doritos apologized yet?

Posted by: donna at February 08, 2016 05:04 PM (/dSsq)

204 (1) Pillage first, then burn.
(2) The best village to pillage is somebody else's village.
(3) Blood-eagles are a lot of work and are messy, so don't go into it unless you are committed.
(4) The best in Battle Axe polishes is Hrothgar the Hairy's New-Axe Shine - available at the Ye Olde Outarge Outlete.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH


If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 05:04 PM (VAsIq)

205 Honestly, I think what really pissed them off was that the baby was responding to the dad. That means that that clump of cells in the womb has some mental capabilities before magically becoming a baby upon exiting the womb.

As I'm sure many parents here can attest, yes, the baby does respond to outside stimuli in the 3rd trimester, whether it's kicking in response to sounds made by one of the parents, or in my case, my son would move his head whenever I rested my hand on my belly so that I was rubbing his head. There's a live being in there --- there's even articles about, and a market catering to parents who want to bond and/or stimulate their baby *before* he/she is born.

That's got to scare the sh$t out of a woman who endorses, fights for late-term abortion.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 05:04 PM (NOIQH)

206
Once again I can't help but think of the plot of Rainbow Six: killing off all of humanity with an engineered plague except a small group of carefully selected academics, politicians, and other leftists. Or, more recently, Kingsmen (although not as clever).

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (39g3+)








And the plot of arguably the worst Bond film, Moonraker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2016 05:05 PM (5e6eO)

207 If they had a euthanization of unwanted puppies commercial during the Puppy Bowl they would have been equally offended. Puppy Lives Matter!

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 05:06 PM (AEEhl)

208 The point of modern advertising isn't to get people to buy a product. Its to get people to link and talk about the ad, share it on youtube, and associate the product with being cool and trendy and popular. Oh, and promote the ad company. Mostly that.

Remember those creepy "breakfast with the king" ads that were so talked about? Didn't move Burger King's stock or sales a bit. But everyone sure talked about them. Got the ad company lots of business.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:06 PM (39g3+)

209 There does seem to a conspiracy on the left against black humanity.

Using junk science to get DDT banned, they insured over a million Africans die each year. But some live, so the left needs to scare people away from GMO foods so a good percentage starve.

In the U.S. it's a bit harder to blatantly exterminate blacks, even with federally funding planned parenthood to actively encourage black abortions. For those who somehow make it to birth, the left makes sure that the bulk of black children will never learn to read, write or make change for a dollar.

Then after a lifetime of illiteracy working for low wages, the democrats use the Social Security system to make certain black males die before they receive even a small portion of their account and maintains the laws so that none of their family will ever receive an inheritance, guaranteeing perpetual poverty.

I don't know what the blacks ever did to the liberals to deserve this kind of hate, but it must have been something terrible.

Maybe one day, one of our candidates will ask Chris Mathews or Rachael Maddow this question during a debate.

And after their answer, maybe a few of the black listeners will start to reevaluate their automatic democrat vote.

Or not.

But I've got a feeling that whoever brought this up would receive a standing ovation from the crowd.

Posted by: jwest at February 08, 2016 05:06 PM (Zs4uk)

210 No. They're not upset. But they are right in pointing it out, whether they care or not.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 08, 2016 04:35 PM (0LHZx)

Oh come on. Usually I do hate the dumb dad trope, but there really isn't a way to get around it here. Plus the commercial was funny. What guy wouldn't move something if he could make the baby in the ultrasound move?

Posted by: WOPR at February 08, 2016 05:07 PM (LTDSy)

211 As I'm sure many parents here can attest, yes, the baby does respond to outside stimuli in the 3rd trimester, whether it's kicking in response to sounds made by one of the parents, or in my case, my son would move his head whenever I rested my hand on my belly so that I was rubbing his head. There's a live being in there --- there's even articles about, and a market catering to parents who want to bond and/or stimulate their baby *before* he/she is born.


Cooter speakers for muzak.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 05:07 PM (Z1oBf)

212 183
173 I have a Roku. No commercials, ever. But during the game I watched "Blazing Saddles" during commercial breaks.
Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 04:58 PM (CbGSW)


I debated using the Roku. So that worked well for the Super Bowl?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:00 PM (oKE6c)

CBS had it live on the Roku app but I watched the game on my computer (there was a large time delay-Roku was 1-2 plays behind the one on the computer). I watched Blazing Saddles on Amazon.

Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 05:07 PM (CbGSW)

213 And the plot of arguably the worst Bond film, Moonraker.

No argument at all there. That was horrific.

Am I the only one who is getting fed up with all the hoopla preceding the Super Bowl?

It gets longer every year. They milk it and milk it for all its worth.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:08 PM (39g3+)

214 The confusing part is the characters for "T" and
"SH." They used to underline and overline those to set them apart but
if you have a word like TEESHT it ends up just being a bunch of loops.
How on earth they work it out, I have no idea.




Yep. The hardest three (for me) are M, T, and SH. I'm using the Google handwriting app (set to Russian, of course) to check whether my characters are sufficiently distinctive, and those are the three I have the most trouble with (barring use of underlines and overlines).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:08 PM (oKE6c)

215 Breaking news
Shady McCoy and a few friends are accused of assaulting a policeman at a bar yesterday afternoon in Philadelphia. The Bills need to keep their players in check.
Maybe Shady was looking for Chip Kelly

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2016 05:08 PM (HWcaz)

216 I don't know what the blacks ever did to the liberals to deserve this kind of hate, but it must have been something terrible.

They seem to just love horrific dictators that abuse and murder their people, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:09 PM (39g3+)

217 What public official with the Stupid Party is going to ask whether Shrillary and Obama oppose abortion after a viable fetus has had some Doritos?

Posted by: Furious George at February 08, 2016 05:10 PM (3GAnN)

218 I didn't see the Dad as "dumb" so much as DGAF.

Posted by: holygoat at February 08, 2016 05:10 PM (ZgI/r)

219
Oh.... to toss a bunch a bunch of naked, narcissistic, violent tree hungers out of a Huey to fend for themselves in the Amazon jungle.

Best.Plot.Ending.EVER!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2016 05:10 PM (8XRCm)

220 The fetus in the Dorito commercial is gay. Would that make the Left feel better?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 05:10 PM (AEEhl)

221 >>Oh come on. Usually I do hate the dumb dad trope, but there really
isn't a way to get around it here. Plus the commercial was funny. What
guy wouldn't move something if he could make the baby in the ultrasound
move?

No, the dad was bonding with the baby -- he was in his own way, communicating with him/her. NARAL, feminists in general think dads are superfluous; especially when it comes to choosing to abort. "My body, my choice," right?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 05:10 PM (NOIQH)

222
204 (1) Pillage first, then burn.
(2) The best village to pillage is somebody else's village.
(3) Blood-eagles are a lot of work and are messy, so don't go into it unless you are committed.
(4) The best in Battle Axe polishes is Hrothgar the Hairy's New-Axe Shine - available at the Ye Olde Outarge Outlete.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH


If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 05:04 PM (VAsIq)





There is no overkill. There is only "open fire" and "time to reload".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2016 05:11 PM (5e6eO)

223 Apparently a future Pope had scribes present at interrogations of the Cathars that wasn't rediscovered in the Vatican archives unitl the 1960's. Its been published so you can see what they believed in their own words if you believe the scribes were writing it down truthfully.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2016 05:11 PM (zt+N6)

224 So they didn't seem to make a fuss when Pixar humanized cars, toys, penguins, insects...

Or when Warner Brothers humanized bunnies, ducks, roosters, roadrunners, coyotes...

Or when Disney humanized mice, ducks (what is it with the ducks?), dogs, crabs, stone gargoyles, candelabras, clocks...

But fetuses? Incomprehensible!

Posted by: RKae at February 08, 2016 05:11 PM (lF8sf)

225 Anyway, as I recall, Manson's brilliant idea was to start a race war
in which all the whites would be killed, but then the non-whites would
realize they weren't smart enough to run the country/world, so they end
up handing over power to the only white people left.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at February 08, 2016 04:49 PM


Hey, that's what we wanted to do, too!

Posted by: Billy Ayers and Bernie Dohrn at February 08, 2016 05:12 PM (NSb9d)

226 Read that TFG made a surprise taped appearance on Colbert's post SB show.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2016 05:12 PM (B48dK)

227 220, uh no, the gaystapo is terrified of there being a genetic component to gheyness. They would almost all be aborted. Part of the reason they are so invested in grooming/recruiting.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 05:12 PM (OvUux)

228 In re #180- David Axelrod stepping up the Hillary criticism big time.
----------------------------------------------

How many Senate Republicans thought Hillary Clinton was a sure-fire nominee and probably President?

It's those attitudes that explain why the GOP never wins anything in Congress.

#FireMitch!

Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 05:12 PM (TxJGV)

229 I hoped you liked my performance at halftime and in the Doritos commercial!

Posted by: Bruno Mars at February 08, 2016 05:13 PM (UBS9M)

230 Anyway, as I recall, Manson's brilliant idea was to start a race war

in which all the whites would be killed, but then the non-whites would

realize they weren't smart enough to run the country/world, so they end

up handing over power to the only white people left.





Uh ... since Manson Co. were white, what made them think that they wouldn't be among those killed?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:13 PM (oKE6c)

231 NARAL's position explained for LIVs:

We hate babies, yes we do!
We hate babies, how 'bout you!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 08, 2016 05:14 PM (YJmuy)

232
Cathar Cola!

Annihilate your Evil Thirst through Self-Extinction


And now there's


Diet Cathar Cola! too.





Posted by: Cathar Cola at February 08, 2016 05:14 PM (0cMkb)

233 I take this as a tacit admission that the left wishes to dehumanize human babies to make their extermination easier.

Just like every discussion with a leftist ends with them calling you evil or a monster for disagreeing with them. Because one doesn't work with or negotiate with evil and monsters, one destroys them.

It seems the left are constantly trying to justify mass murder, of one sort or another.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2016 05:14 PM (bLnSU)

234

"Moms" and "Dads".

The parents of a "clump of cells".

This was pretty stupid.

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at February 08, 2016 05:14 PM (zp6Kj)

235 Bet you can't eat just one.

Posted by: Lays Fetus at February 08, 2016 05:14 PM (HgMAr)

236 222
204 (1) Pillage first, then burn.


Call me old school, but it's Rape, Pillage and Burn.

Without the rape, you're just a bunch of thieving arsonists.

With it, you're a horde.

Posted by: jwest at February 08, 2016 05:14 PM (Zs4uk)

237 Posted by: ChocoCheese

---

Yeah, that's the left. They want you to believe that homosexuality is genetic, but not IQ.

Posted by: RKae at February 08, 2016 05:14 PM (lF8sf)

238 The fetus in the Dorito commercial is gay.

----

Ive always said if they discover a gay gene.... you can bet youre sorry ass there would be legislation removing a womans right to choose to terminate THOSE pregnancy's.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2016 05:15 PM (8XRCm)

239 Uh ... since Manson Co. were white, what made them think that they wouldn't be among those killed?

Being stoned out of their minds.

Posted by: Dr. Doo Doo at February 08, 2016 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

240 It seems the left are constantly trying to justify mass murder, of one sort or another.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

The kulaks were asking for it. Look at the way they were dressed.

Posted by: Uncle Joe S. at February 08, 2016 05:16 PM (zmW4B)

241 NARAL's position explained for LIVs:

We hate babies, yes we do!
We hate babies, how 'bout you!

Posted by: Blanco Basura

----

You have it completely wrong! Stop spreading lies! They love...

...Oh, wait. I'm thinking of NAMBLA.

Sorry.

Posted by: RKae at February 08, 2016 05:16 PM (lF8sf)

242 Besides everything else, Libs have NO sense of humor

I never like Doritos but I might try them now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 05:16 PM (mw8Dm)

243 I hoped you liked my performance at halftime and in the Doritos commercial!
Posted by: Bruno Mars


Sorry, Bruno, but if we're being honest Scott Baio's performance in the avocado commercial was much more engaging.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 08, 2016 05:16 PM (YJmuy)

244 They want you to believe that homosexuality is genetic....

-----

Gays are born that way.... but one can choose to be vegan.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2016 05:16 PM (8XRCm)

245 Shady McCoy and a few friends are accused of assaulting a policeman at a bar yesterday afternoon in Philadelphia.


Seems to me it was 2:45 am. After hours. A bottle of champagne, four 20-30 year olds, and two 40 plus off-duty cops. Not a good combination. I assume off-duty cops got their asses kicked and are now butt hurt.

Shady is probably gonna have to sit a game out. Maybe two.

Posted by: ugg boots at February 08, 2016 05:16 PM (fbovC)

246 Women are the least uptight just before they give birth.

S'true!


Posted by: West at February 08, 2016 05:17 PM (9YB6M)

247 I just found out that a girl I went to school with is running for Texas Senate as a Republican - Dr. Dawn Buckingham.

She was the pretty/overachieving but not a stuck up bitch type.

Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 05:17 PM (CbGSW)

248 Uh ... since Manson Co. were white, what made them think that they wouldn't be among those killed?




By being batshit crazy killers?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 05:17 PM (Z1oBf)

249 220, uh no, the gaystapo is terrified of there being
a genetic component to gheyness. They would almost all be aborted.
Part of the reason they are so invested in grooming/recruiting.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 05:12 PM (OvUux)


My guess? Homosexuality results from a developmental problem with sexualization (to perhaps coin a word) in utero, such as a deficiency/excess of testosterone (which IIRC is responsible at the clump of cells level for converting female fetuses - the default - to male ones), and/or of testosterone receptors (abnormal either in number or activity).

That would explain why homosexuality hasn't been bred out of the gene pool; its genetic component, if any, is peripheral to the phenomenon.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:18 PM (oKE6c)

250 If the Doritos people are getting blowback from Murder Inc. perhaps people who actually saw the commercial could considering e-mailing Doritos and showing their support,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 05:18 PM (w4NZ8)

251 Tactics of humanizing fetuses? How does one become so sick in the head? So sick that it is a personal affront to them that there is a whisper of humanity in that of a fetus. I simply can't take these freaks anymore. I don't find it funny. I take no humor that there are people around with such a mental disease. I find them beyond pathetic. Beyond hideous. It's humanizing NARAL I find particularly difficult.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2016 05:18 PM (pVkEV)

252 I loved the Doritos commercial. I'm sure what set these pro- baby killing in a rage was that the baby was referred to as a "baby." That and the actual focus of the commercial on the baby on the ultrasound.

The Super Bowl babies ad was stupid. Yeah, your parents got drunk bc they're team won the SB and had sex that gave them you is a weird message

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:18 PM (2x3L+)

253 We have no official position on abortion, of course. It has no significance to our agenda of raping boys. The Epstiein-Saville Alliance for raping Girls is similarly disinterested; "old enough to breed, old enough to flee" is their motto.

Posted by: NARAL at February 08, 2016 05:19 PM (39g3+)

254 Humanizing a fetus? The horror.

As long as we have plenty of brown babies coming across the border, there's no need to have babies in this country. Well, maybe one designer baby when the mother is 39 and she has her career squared away. That would be okay.

Posted by: Hank at February 08, 2016 05:19 PM (kLHNz)

255 Sexual orientation is genetic, but gender is not.

I think someone in the horde mentioned that.

Posted by: Piran Pasco at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (tf6zX)

256 If the Doritos people are getting blowback from Murder Inc. perhaps people who actually saw the commercial could considering e-mailing Doritos and showing their support,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm deeply offended by that comment. We had standards and ethics.

Posted by: Meyer Lansky at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (zmW4B)

257 Ive always said if they discover a gay gene.... you can bet youre sorry ass there would be legislation removing a womans right to choose to terminate THOSE pregnancy's.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2016 05:15 PM (8XRCm)


Nah, they'd just double down on "it's a lifestyle choice" and "heterosexuality is oppressive".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (fC9RO)

258 The Super Bowl babies ad was stupid. Yeah, your parents got drunk bc they're team won the SB and had sex that gave them you is a weird message
Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:18 PM (2x3L+)




I thought it was going to be an ad for Trojans or something. They could cross market with USC games.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (oKE6c)

259 236 222
204 (1) Pillage first, then burn.


Call me old school, but it's Rape, Pillage and Burn.

Without the rape, you're just a bunch of thieving arsonists.

With it, you're a




whoopin and a whompin ever living thing in sight.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (Z1oBf)

260 Sexual orientation is genetic, but gender is not.

----

Vice Versa there sparky...

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (8XRCm)

261 Most homo's I know have 1 thing in common - THEY HATE THEIR MOTHERS and THEIR MOTHERS DESERVE IT.

Admittedly it is a small sample size (.

Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (CbGSW)

262 Nevermind....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2016 05:21 PM (8XRCm)

263 Fake! How does Junior know what a Dorito tastes like?

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2016 05:21 PM (BngQR)

264 256 If the Doritos people are getting blowback from Murder Inc. perhaps people who actually saw the commercial could considering e-mailing Doritos and showing their support,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I'm deeply offended by that comment. We had standards and ethics.
Posted by: Meyer Lansky at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (zmW4B)




I find that comment shocking.

Posted by: Louis "Lepke" Buchalter at February 08, 2016 05:21 PM (oKE6c)

265 If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 05:04 PM (VAsIq)

There is no overkill. There is only "open fire" and "time to reload".


Since we're at it, Maxim 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 08, 2016 05:21 PM (9krrF)

266 Campbell's Soup promotes the fiction of 'Two daddies', and it is celebrated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2016 05:21 PM (n22zQ)

267 250 If the Doritos people are getting blowback from Murder Inc. perhaps people who actually saw the commercial could considering e-mailing Doritos and showing their support,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 05:18 PM (w4NZ



I imagine that Doritos is all about pro-choice and are likely never planning to run that ad again because of the NARAL outrage.

It'll be like the Snickers commercial where two dudes accidentally "kissed' because they were both eating a Snickers and needed to quickly do something manly. That was branded homophobic so never run again.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2016 05:22 PM (zt+N6)

268 I'm recording all the classic '70's tv show theme songs! The instrumentals I'll do on a mouth organ.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at February 08, 2016 05:22 PM (UBS9M)

269 110 When things like the Zika virus come up--providing a pretext for mass abortion of darker persons--it is no wonder that people think 'conspiracy.' I'm not positive that it isn't one.
***
Why do you think the left went to war against DDT?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2016 04:47 PM (5LOno)

Touché.

Posted by: baldilocks at February 08, 2016 05:23 PM (ys2UW)

270 Hated the Doritos commercial.

So sick of the "dads are stupid clods" meme.

But of course that's not what we're talking about. Just hate that.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 05:23 PM (qUNWi)

271 If homosexuality is genetic wouldn't that be nature's way of eliminating certain people from the gene pool?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2016 05:23 PM (hJrjt)

272 The future belongs to those that show up for it.

Posted by: Jihadis know this. We should too. at February 08, 2016 05:23 PM (nbGZj)

273 I don't want my daughters punished with a baby. Scrape that shit out.

Posted by: Barky McPhuckstick at February 08, 2016 05:23 PM (yn6XZ)

274 That would explain why homosexuality hasn't been bred out of the gene pool; its genetic component, if any, is peripheral to the phenomenon.

Posted by: Jay Guevara

----

You're assuming (based on nothing, really) that it's in the gene pool in the first place.

We need to listen to the scientists who studied it in the late 1800s and early 1900s, as they had the perfect laboratory to study it: a culture where the only people practicing homosexuality were those utterly stuck in the compulsion.

Those scientists told us that it was always a dysfunctional father / overcompensating mother issue.

Posted by: RKae at February 08, 2016 05:23 PM (lF8sf)

275 " #antichoice tactic of humanizing fetuses"

They are humans. Those who can't recognize that aren't.

Posted by: S at February 08, 2016 05:24 PM (cLRu2)

276 "Uh ... since Manson Co. were white, what made them think that they wouldn't be among those killed?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:13 PM (oKE6c)"

Their plan was to hide in the desert while the extermination took place. There was some talk about a hole that let to the center of the earth being the place that they would hide. If you ask me, their plan was not as well thought out as you might hope before they started killing people to set it in motion.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 08, 2016 05:24 PM (QHgTq)

277 "I never like Doritos but I might try them now"


That's like saying you don't like hamburgers or pizza. Who doesn't like hamburgers and pizza?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 05:24 PM (LA7Cm)

278
Those scientists told us that it was always a dysfunctional father / overcompensating mother issue.


From what I've seen, that's still valid, with this caveat:

Find me many families without at least one of those two these days. Maybe ever.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:25 PM (39g3+)

279 That's like saying you don't like hamburgers or pizza. Who doesn't like hamburgers and pizza?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 05:24 PM (LA7Cm)



My old cardiologist. Well, he hated *real* hamburgers and pizza.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2016 05:26 PM (GUBah)

280 The Manson clan lived on LSD.

Just FYI.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 05:26 PM (qUNWi)

281 If you ask me, their plan was not as well thought out as you might hope before they started killing people to set it in motion.

In hindsight, a few more sessions working details out might have been wise.

Posted by: Squeaky Fromme at February 08, 2016 05:26 PM (39g3+)

282 "I just found out that a girl I went to school with is running for Texas Senate as a Republican - Dr. Dawn Buckingham."


She's got a nice rack.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 08, 2016 05:26 PM (OD2ni)

283 >>> Fewer people means it's easier for the State to control the masses.

>>>If they truly meant that, they wouldn't be importing them as fast as the planes can touch down.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 04:52 PM (Z1oBf)

Thinking strategically, this is to create violent chaos, which will result in: fewer people.

Posted by: baldilocks at February 08, 2016 05:27 PM (ys2UW)

284 60 years ago, Democrats were mad about humanizing black people.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

285 If homosexuality is genetic wouldn't that be nature's way of eliminating certain people from the gene pool?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2016 05:23 PM (hJrjt)


Not necessarily. It could provide other benefits. For example, reducing competition for mates while still providing resources to the family. And homosexuals aren't incapable of having children via heterosexual sex. Many have managed to do just that. So being gay isn't a guarantee that you'll never reproduce, especially if you're in a small community where it's expected that you'll marry and raise a family.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2016 05:27 PM (fC9RO)

286 "273 I don't want my daughters punished with a baby. Scrape that shit out.
Posted by: Barky McPhuckstick"


Hear hear.

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 08, 2016 05:27 PM (OD2ni)

287 I was Charlie's favorite. Those other hippy bitches were skanks.

Posted by: Lynette Squeaky Fromme at February 08, 2016 05:27 PM (UBS9M)

288 >>>>> So sick of the "dads are stupid clods" meme.
-----
Yeah, that is the only thing I hated about the commercial. Like some slob husband would be eating Doritos during his wife's ultrasound? Come on.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:28 PM (2x3L+)

289 282
"I just found out that a girl I went to school with is running for Texas Senate as a Republican - Dr. Dawn Buckingham."





She's got a nice rack.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 08, 2016 05:26 PM (OD2ni)


It's a shame you won't ever see her in her volleyball uniform.

Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 05:28 PM (CbGSW)

290 144 >>It seems to me that most of the Left's agenda is entirely centered around there being fewer humans

More like they want to have a say over who lives/dies. Without belief in a God, they want be a God themselves.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 04:54 PM (NOIQH)

This is the same coin--fewer people, easier to attempt to impersonate God.

Posted by: baldilocks at February 08, 2016 05:29 PM (ys2UW)

291 Like some slob husband would be eating Doritos during his wife's ultrasound?

A woman that far along in pregnancy might beat him unconscious with his own arm for having something that smelled that strongly near her. Or taken it from him and eaten it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:29 PM (39g3+)

292 271 Northernlurker

It may be a developmental effect on brain cells brought on by different hormone levels and their effects on cell differentiation.

Not a gene, not DNA per se, but cellular growth effects.

I do not play a biologist on TV, nor stay at Holiday Inn Express.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 05:30 PM (u82oZ)

293 The Inquisition, because some days you just need to put on the red robes and start lighting people up.

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 05:30 PM (D1o4e)

294 284, you got that right. Then they warehoused them in Cabrini-Green and Pruitt-Igoe till Bill Clinton came along and instituted Midnight Basketball to keep the darkies out of trouble, cause to a whitey white face like Arkanicide Bill, darkies loves them some b-ball.

amirite? The left is disgusting and almost every single initiative they have results in death.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 05:30 PM (OvUux)

295 It's a shame you won't ever see her in her volleyball uniform.

Unless he cracks open the old yearbook.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:30 PM (39g3+)

296 229 I hoped you liked my performance at halftime and in the Doritos commercial!
Posted by: Bruno Mars at February 08, 2016 05:13 PM (UBS9M)
-------------
Hah!
Actually, little bitty fella, you made Coldplay and Beyonce sound and look like amateurs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2016 05:30 PM (T/5A0)

297 The baby understands why the dad would bring Doritios to the ultrasound.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2016 05:30 PM (zt+N6)

298 The Inquisition, because some days you just need to put on the red robes and start lighting people up.



*Golf Clap*

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 05:32 PM (Z1oBf)

299 I can take the 'man is stupid clod' portrayal more than I can take the insistence that male physical badassness in movies has to be balanced out by a female physical badassness.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 05:32 PM (AEEhl)

300 274 That would explain why homosexuality hasn't been bred out of the gene pool; its genetic component, if any, is peripheral to the phenomenon.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
----
You're assuming (based on nothing, really) that it's in the gene pool in the first place.

Posted by: RKae at February 08, 2016 05:23 PM (lF8sf)



Sorry, I wasn't clear. I wasn't assuming a genetic component as a given; I was addressing why IF there were such a component, it hadn't been bred out of the gene pool.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:33 PM (oKE6c)

301 I prefer to dip my Doritos in fetus salsa. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at February 08, 2016 05:33 PM (ML24Y)

302 "Call me old school, but it's Rape, Pillage and Burn.



Without the rape, you're just a bunch of thieving arsonists.



With it, you're a









whoopin and a whompin ever living thing in sight.



Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (Z1oBf)"

Among my memories from Basic Training was having to doubletime down an endless dirt road holding my rifle over my head and singing, along with the rest of my platoon, "We're going to rape, kill, pillage and burn, we're gonna rape, kill, pillage and burn, yeah, yeah." I am not sure what particular bit of military draining or discipline that particular exercise was supposed to teach. Maybe just that my Drill Sargent was crazy and had complete control over our lives.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 08, 2016 05:33 PM (QHgTq)

303 The cathars told people what they were about. Wikipedia. Form of Gnosticism. Two God's one evil one good. There's a science fiction book written by a Scottish guy in the 1800s that's a allegory for Gnostic belief. It's somewhat entertaining actually. History written by the winners but not all winners lie. Bias sure, but there's always bias even if it was written by a cathar.

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2016 05:34 PM (BTnAK)

304 Lesbianism seems different than male homosexuality. There are a fair number of lesbians (Anne Heche, Melissa Etheridges baby mama) who seem to turn to women after a string of bad and painful relationships with women and then decide, nah, I like men and stop being lesbians

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:34 PM (2x3L+)

305 260 Sexual orientation is genetic, but gender is not.

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Vice Versa there sparky...
Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2016 05:20 PM (8XRCm)

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No in today's world gender is entirely mutable but sexual orientation is completely set in stone.

This was in reference to the the proposed NY ban on sexual orientation conversion therapy.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 08, 2016 05:34 PM (LXJ1e)

306 260 Sexual orientation is genetic, but gender is not.



And neither is race!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at February 08, 2016 05:35 PM (oKE6c)

307 Don't pregnant women (along with their friends and families) routinely humanize their fetuses by holding baby showers to celebrate the impending birth of those fetuses?

Posted by: stuiec at February 08, 2016 05:36 PM (eetvJ)

308 I thought the ad was hilarious and I wish we'd thought of that when I was in labor.

"Quick! Put some cookies on the other side of the room!"

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 08, 2016 05:36 PM (K27gs)

309 Lesbianism seems different than male homosexuality.

Well more accurately there seem to be two kinds of lesbians.

1) Girls who try it out a while, either due to guys being awful, or because its fun and cute and hot, then move on.
2) Heaving she-beasts who loathe men and are lifelong lesbians.

2 out numbers 1 by about 800:1 judging by the population where I live.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:37 PM (39g3+)

310 Uh ... since Manson Co. were white, what made them think that they wouldn't be among those killed?







By being batshit crazy killers?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 05:17 PM


Manson believed that there was a secret underground cave that The Family would retire to when Helter Skelter began. They would sit out the mayhem until it was spent, then they would emerge to rule the world. The cave thing, IIRC, was tied to one of the books of the bible, Revelations, I think... and involved a prophecy of The Beatles as four angels emerging from the depths, or something like that... hence the hidden Helter Skelter cave.

Posted by: otho at February 08, 2016 05:37 PM (EWg9n)

311 I imagine that Doritos is all about pro-choice and are likely never planning to run that ad again because of the NARAL outrage.

Point of order, don't most Superbowl commercials only run the one time?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 08, 2016 05:37 PM (9krrF)

312 And neither is race!
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal

Testify sistah!

Posted by: Shaun "I'm black, serious you guys" King at February 08, 2016 05:37 PM (zmW4B)

313 "307 Don't pregnant women (along with their friends and families) routinely humanize their fetuses by holding baby showers to celebrate the impending birth of those fetuses?"


I guess that's OK as long as the mother is over 35. Otherwise, yuck.

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 08, 2016 05:37 PM (OD2ni)

314 Lesbianism seems different than male homosexuality. There are a fair number of lesbians (Anne Heche, Melissa Etheridges baby mama) who seem to turn to women after a string of bad and painful relationships with women and then decide, nah, I like men and stop being lesbians
Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:34 PM (2x3L+)


Go on.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 05:37 PM (mw8Dm)

315 292 271 Northernlurker

It may be a developmental effect on brain cells brought on by different hormone levels and their effects on cell differentiation.

Not a gene, not DNA per se, but cellular growth effects.

I do not play a biologist on TV, nor stay at Holiday Inn Express.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 05:30 PM (u82oZ)

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Good maybe they can give women who a pregnant the right vitamen to fix the problem, like they do for spinal development issues by giving niacin.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 08, 2016 05:37 PM (LXJ1e)

316 Moar corgis

http://cheezburger.com/241672

Posted by: DaveA at February 08, 2016 05:38 PM (DL2i+)

317 307 Don't pregnant women (along with their friends and families) routinely humanize their fetuses by holding baby showers to celebrate the impending birth of those fetuses?
Posted by: stuiec at February 08, 2016 05:36 PM (eetvJ)




Yeah, and look how that turned out in San Bernardino!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:38 PM (oKE6c)

318 Dr. Dawn Buckingham causes a tingle in my groinal region.

Posted by: Bernie 2016 at February 08, 2016 05:38 PM (UBS9M)

319 Idiots.


More popcorn please.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 05:39 PM (jJRIy)

320 When I think cutting edge social commentary, the first thing I look for are Doritos ads.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 08, 2016 05:39 PM (YFFpo)

321 Then again, maybe it's just good ol' nurture over nature.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

322 These foaming at the mouth crazy people are completely out of their minds. There is no room to disagree anymore in this country. Everyone gets attacked personally if they all don't support the same candidate, or share the same opinion...or maybe that's just how life is on the Left.

Posted by: LegzzzAkimbo at February 08, 2016 05:40 PM (659DL)

323 >>>>> I can take the 'man is stupid clod' portrayal more than I can take the insistence that male physical badassness in movies has to be balanced out by a female physical badassness.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 05:32 PM
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Yes, this is most definitely annoying as hell as been going on in movies for too long. It ruins the suspension of disbelief thing for me bc it's unrealistic. It's one thing if it's two women fighting, but, no, they insist on having the badass chick beat the shit out of a man bigger and stronger than her.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:40 PM (2x3L+)

324
311 I imagine that Doritos is all about pro-choice and are likely never planning to run that ad again because of the NARAL outrage.

Point of order, don't most Superbowl commercials only run the one time?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 08, 2016 05:37 PM (9krrF)



Many Doritos commercials from the last several years are still running. The hot chick on the airplane with a baby, "the time machine," and "When Pigs Fly"

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2016 05:41 PM (zt+N6)

325 Max-I'm so sick of seeing 100 pound chicks take out 250 pound dudes with one punch. Total bs.

I was a bouncer for 4 years, chicks were the worst when they got drunk and angry but not one of them ever laid me out with a punch.

Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 05:41 PM (CbGSW)

326 I didn't see this commercial air during the SB but its kind of cute and the Doritos dog commercial was cute.
I don't really see the dad as so clueless in this one; it would be a male thing not to be overly uptight and to get into the baby reaching for the chip.

I may now go out of my way to buy some Doritos instead of another chip or cracker snack next time I shop for snacks.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 08, 2016 05:41 PM (dkExz)

327 307
Don't pregnant women (along with their friends and families) routinely
humanize their fetuses by holding baby showers to celebrate the
impending birth of those fetuses?

Posted by: stuiec at February 08, 2016 05:36 PM (eet


Let's not forget the vagina speakers so your baby can hear music and be smart when they arrive.


Something liberal love to believe in.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 05:42 PM (jJRIy)

328 Nikita was the worst for portraying women as badasses. I'm talking about the cable version with Maggie Q. She can't weigh 95 lbs with the shower water hitting her, but she is decimating men in fisticufs and melee.

Whatever.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 05:43 PM (OvUux)

329 Interesting side note "being gay" is mostly a modern construct.

There were were individuals historically who only wanted to have sex with members of the same sex, but they were extremely rare. Even Elagabalus, the Obama of Imperial Rome, married women...

There were a larger number of people who would have sex with either men/women and in some cultures it was common, but the notion that one would pair up with a member of the same sex and pretend to be married was almost universally considered to be bizarre.

There is almost certainly no "gay gene". There is a strong cultural component, possibility to the the point of exclusion of any other factors, though environmental factors in utero or psychological damage in youth are also possible

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2016 05:43 PM (5LOno)

330 I was a bouncer for 4 years, chicks were the worst
when they got drunk and angry but not one of them ever laid me out with a
punch. but when they flashed me and then kicked me in the nuts, I was not happy


Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 05:41 PM (CbGSW)

FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 08, 2016 05:43 PM (jJRIy)

331 I thought the baby commercial was funny. The Doctor did say to the mother something like "Anyday now." I just took it to mean the baby wanted the Dorito so badly it decided to deliver itself.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2016 05:44 PM (JSovD)

332 Yeah I don't mind, say, Jessica Jones trashing guys because she's like bullet proof and can lift cars. Not a big fan of the show, but at least there's a reason this 90 pound waif (95 with her makeup) can beat up big guys.

But the whole Joss Whedon 'tiny girl is best fighter' thing is just way overdone.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:44 PM (39g3+)

333 Former Mexican president Felipe Calderon said Mexico wont be paying for a wall to be built along Americas southern border as GOP frontrunner Donald Trump has vowed to build at the expense of Mexico.

We are not going to pay any single cent for such a stupid wall! And its going to be completely useless, Calderon said.

Breitbart

Oh yeah beaner? Hey how'd ya like a mortar up your ass?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 05:45 PM (mw8Dm)

334 Never got my nuts punched either. That was usually the first thing they tried, pretty much every time.

Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 05:45 PM (CbGSW)

335 The Family spent quite a bit of time, riding around in Charlie's Dune Buggy Attack Battalion, combing the desert looking for the entrance to the cave, between raids on gasoline sources and general vandalism.

Posted by: otho at February 08, 2016 05:46 PM (EWg9n)

336 Every so often writer's groups and such get into this nonsense about having to portray strong women and so on. So far I've avoided any abuse over women in my books but I'm sure its coming, because so far they've all been minor characters and not dominant combatant skill queens.

I have always thought that you can have a female character just as strong as a male without making them a guy with boobs. What makes a man strong is different than what makes a woman strong. Show them strong in their own ways, not interchangeably.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:47 PM (39g3+)

337 "I was a bouncer for 4 years, chicks were the worst when they got drunk and angry but not one of them ever laid me out with a punch.
Posted by: CozMark"

Yup. I hated having to get a woman to leave the bar. Scream at you and then accuse you of molesting them when you forced them out. With guys, I had several come back in the next day or several days later and apologize.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 08, 2016 05:47 PM (OD2ni)

338 Being a bouncer sounds like it is either a really fun, cool job or one that gets tiresome fast.

Cozmark, should get the keys to the banhammer and deal with the drunk trolls

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:48 PM (2x3L+)

339 Yes, this is most definitely annoying as hell as been going on in movies for too long. It ruins the suspension of disbelief thing for me bc it's unrealistic. It's one thing if it's two women fighting, but, no, they insist on having the badass chick beat the shit out of a man bigger and stronger than her.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:40 PM (2x3L+)


I don't get upset with the occasional scene of a woman winning a fight, especially if it's been established that she's a skilled fighter, but it quickly becomes the only thing that she can do. I'm looking at you, Agent Carter.

Better to have her spend most of her time avoiding fights, so that when she does have to it makes sense that it's a last resort.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2016 05:48 PM (fC9RO)

340 Felipe, is put the wall in Mexico ANS make you pay for it.

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 05:48 PM (D1o4e)

341 Never got my nuts punched either. That was usually the first thing they tried, pretty much every time.

So what you're saying is that a drunken woman with no combat training is not going to easily nail some sober, trained guy in the pills? The movies lied!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:49 PM (39g3+)

342 NARAL must be opposed to prenatal care.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 05:50 PM (FkBIv)

343 Humanzing fetuses, eh?

Well, here's the thing: that fetus in there is already human. It's a member of the species Homo sapiens, biologically distinct from its mother.

Now, there are conditions under which we may intend to kill humans, and we can talk about those. But let's not pretend that a fetus is not a Homo sapiens.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 08, 2016 05:51 PM (xRA8Q)

344 So what you're saying is that a drunken woman with no combat training is not going to easily nail some sober, trained guy in the pills? The movies lied!!!!
___
The hell you say!

Posted by: Daisy Ridley after picking up a lightsaber for the first time...and winning at February 08, 2016 05:51 PM (5LOno)

345 Better to have her spend most of her time avoiding fights, so that when she does have to it makes sense that it's a last resort.

Especially given that her persona and character in Captain America had nothing to do with being a mighty warrior.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:51 PM (39g3+)

346 Well, we got willowed.

Nood

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:52 PM (2x3L+)

347 So, the Daily Caller has a good piece up on Clinton's implosion with this quote:

For Krissie Davis, 20, and Haley Massingham,17, both from Dover, New Hampshire, their embrace of Sanders stemmed from their support for his position on college affordability as well as a distrust of Clinton.

"Those emails are wicked shady, I was for her until that stuff started," Davis said


Wicked Shady. That should be Clinton's rap name. Or code, for the Secret Service: Wicked Shady has left the building.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 05:53 PM (39g3+)

348 338
Being a bouncer sounds like it is either a really fun, cool job or one that gets tiresome fast.



Cozmark, should get the keys to the banhammer and deal with the drunk trolls

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2016 05:48 PM (2x3L+)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The bad part of that job was watching the same 6-7 people come in night after night, spending a lot of money, and slowly killing themselves. But they tipped well and we were all worried about paying bills.
But you're right about it being a fun job. Women used to pick ME up at closing time.

Posted by: CozMark at February 08, 2016 05:54 PM (CbGSW)

349 Nikita was the worst for portraying women as badasses.

Buffy.

Most of Joss Whedon's work in general.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

350 Great and very funny subplot about Cathars in "Damsels in Distress", a very underrated movie.

Posted by: Chris not Rock at February 08, 2016 06:04 PM (BP/pr)

351 Doritos, fetus, fava beans, and a bottle of chianti. *slurp*.

Join me, or else there's a special place in Hell for you.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 08, 2016 06:14 PM (ML24Y)

352 Manson and company were going to hide out in a large cave until the riots were over. Then they would be the smartest folks left and blacks would beg them to be in charge.

And I just watched the puppy baby thing. Ugh, I don't care of people talk about it. I would never drink that product.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 08, 2016 06:30 PM (Lqy/e)

353 Guess what? During labor my husband was clueless and I was uptight. It is called extreme pain and a man not knowing what he can do to alleviate said pain.

Burn us at the stake.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2016 06:35 PM (oiNtH)

354 Regarding self-extinction taking the form of suicide: is that why so many stupid people who can't argue on social media tell others to kill themselves?

Posted by: bretzysdude at February 08, 2016 06:39 PM (UDXED)

355 First I don't think most consumers of Doritos know how to use "a Twitter."

Second translation more high quality aborted fetus please! I mean these lamborghinis aren't going to buy themselves.

Third that even they have no way to object to ultrasounds other then too call them a tactic. It's telling.

If fetus are in anyway human or special then these women are federally funded monsters who murdered their own children at their most vulnerable. So let's just call it a tactic and give it no more thought.

Growing up in A "blue" city and watching msm I never gave a second thought to abortion until I saw my twins in weekly ultrasounds and then meet them at 32 weeks and thought. The left would be happy to murder them even 8 weeks from now and being half born from their mother. Over the next 3 months in NICU I he to despise ecspecially late term and partial birth abortions.

Posted by: Shiggz at February 08, 2016 07:01 PM (G7wcY)

356 And despise those who know better but overlook abortions and love leftists for the sake of their government paycheck or monthly welfare.

Posted by: Shiggz at February 08, 2016 07:04 PM (G7wcY)

357 The halftime show went full tilt pride festival, and SJW extravaganza. The only thing missing was the homeless shopping cart drill team.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at February 08, 2016 07:34 PM (qVA8h)

358 How dare those people!

Trying to humanize a baby.

Despicable.

Posted by: West at February 08, 2016 07:41 PM (9YB6M)

359 Heh. One of my favorite songs is about the Cathars: 'Montsegur', by Iron Maiden. Be advised it has anti-Catholic content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5TUqTWYKGc

Posted by: lowtech redneck at February 08, 2016 07:46 PM (KF8B+)

360 199 Am I the only one who is getting fed up with all the hoopla preceding the Super Bowl? Christ, it went on forever, and was over the top from beginning to end. Coronations are faster moving and more casual than the run-up to the Super Bowl.
"I understood that there was going to be a football game today. Was I misinformed? No? Then kick the !@#$%^ football and let's get started, OK?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 05:03 PM (oKE6c)


Hahahaha. What year is this?
Hype and anticipation trump reality in this christmas-creep era.

Posted by: BuddyPC at February 09, 2016 07:27 AM (mIQJh)

361 One would think the pro-aborts, and for that matter homosexuals, would become extinct at some point.

But, then, you've got the Bill Ayers types controlling education from K-grad school.

Posted by: Aarradin at February 09, 2016 08:26 AM (E1dWk)

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