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Clintons Eye Staff Shake-Up After New Hampshire
When you really need to replace the candidate, but can't, you've got to replace everyone else.
Hillary and Bill Clinton are so dissatisfied with their campaign's messaging and digital operations they are considering staffing and strategy changes after what's expected to be a loss in Tuesday’s primary here, according to a half-dozen people with direct knowledge of the situation. The Clintons -- stung by her narrow victory in Iowa -- had been planning to reassess staffing at the campaign’s Brooklyn headquarters after the first four primaries, but the Clintons have become increasingly caustic in their criticism of aides and demanded the reassessment sooner, a source told POLITICO. The talk of shake-up echoes what happened in 2008 -- when Hillary Clinton was on the verge of sacking her campaign manager and several top communications officials -- before her surprise win here bailed out her beleaguered staff.The password is "schlonged." Funny: Hillary's top donor is the Fat Shaming Corporation Slimfast.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at February 08, 2016 02:19 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 02:19 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: HH at February 08, 2016 02:19 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 08, 2016 02:20 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:21 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 02:21 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 02:22 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Wendy at February 08, 2016 02:22 PM (bpemY)
If this election sees Jeb! go down in flames, and then Hillary! also
It almost doesn't matter what else happens
Burma Shave
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2016 02:22 PM (zgHLA)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:22 PM (Z1oBf)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2016 02:22 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (8ZskC)
If everyone you meet is an asshole.....then YOU'RE the asshole.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (5e6eO)
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.While a lead of .7 could be considered a win of sorts there are still unresolved vote tally discrepancies left in Iowa for the Dems. It ain't a victory yet.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (iONHu)
Of course! It's the people working under you. THEY are the problem.
Posted by: HH at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (gmeXX)
That's not just changing horses in the middle of a stream; that would be changing dicks in the middle of a screw.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)
Arrow to the knee indeed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (zgHLA)
He tries so hard, it would be a shame to see him RIFed.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (kXoT0)
PS: Bill looks like he's a hop, skip and a jump away from playing handball with his own shit. So I wouldn't be looking to him for campaigning tips.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Huma Abedin Rodham Edmund Wiener Clinton at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (UBS9M)
Posted by: Hillary's FUPA at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: cool breeze at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (ckvus)
146 No one cares what Skeletor thinks. Once he conquers castle Grayskull, then he can start weighing on-- holy shit! That's Bill Clinton. He looks like a skeleton.
Posted by: Naes at February 08, 2016 02:08 PM (Ypc8j)
Bill had a bypass operation shortly after he left office. Open heart surgery, no matter how routine, and even if it goes well, can take a lot out of you. That was when I first noticed Bill was not the man he used to be (so to speak).
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (YSg0m)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (XdbLA)
Posted by: Barbed Cock of Satan at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (szEUw)
Keane Schwarz is certain he knows the outcome of the vote in his precinct: He was the lone caucusgoer in Woodbury County No. 43.
But the Iowa Democratic Party's final results state that Hillary Clinton won one county delegate and Bernie Sanders received zero.
"I voted for Bernie," Schwarz, 36, of Oto, told The Des Moines Register. “It was really suspicious … I’m actually pretty irate about it.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (8ZskC)
That's not just changing horses in the middle of a stream; that would be changing dicks in the middle of a screw.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)
More apt simile: it'd be like changing batteries in mid ... well ... you know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 02:26 PM (/tuJf)
Maybe the wheels are coming off the bus, and this could be more about internal polling of the south than it is about new hampshire, where they should have always expected to lose to the Bern.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2016 02:26 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 02:26 PM (gmeXX)
Does Slimfast have the ads with Marie Osmond? She looks pretty damn good.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 08, 2016 02:26 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (oKE6c)
I think that's Energize Bunny's real job. He looks down her blouse while she makes sure he's put away Mr. Happy and zipped up, then she checks his teeth for spinach, and finally makes sure his face is free of drool.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 08, 2016 02:26 PM (kXoT0)
What states in the next month will Sanders definitely win? I'm thinking NH, Vermont, Minnesota, Massachusetts, maybe Colorado, and Maine. Everything else might be up for grabs.
Posted by: Naes at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (Ypc8j)
I could see a "settlement" with reduced penalties but full legal consequences otherwise, as long as she's prohibited from public service *because of her abuse of that responsibility*.
But otherwise I expect to see gangs of roving thugs at polling places any time, like in third world countries.
Wait, what?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Bob Dole at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (6n332)
Posted by: mugiwara at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (D5hxK)
Just wait until the evidence proves that she didn't even win Iowa. Narrow margin be damned.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (YSg0m)
IIRC, some cardiac procedures can lead to neurological - and in some cases, cognitive and/or personality - problems from re-perfusion injury.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: John Kasich at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:28 PM (iIzG7)
They ever find those 90 missing precincts?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:28 PM (Z1oBf)
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 08, 2016 02:28 PM (YSg0m)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2016 02:28 PM (zgHLA)
Posted by: Do it for you! at February 08, 2016 02:28 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner: Social Media Consultant at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: Marco Rubato at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (Z1oBf)
handball with his own shit. So I wouldn't be looking to him for
campaigning tips.
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.I noticed that the other day. He looks like hell, plus his hands shake pretty much constantly now and he makes random odd movements with his head. He is not well.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: matthew at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (So1fu)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Chris Christie at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:28 PM (iIzG7)<<<
You know the Clintons... bunch of bitchy little girls.
Posted by: Sam Axe at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Hitlery 4 Dictator! at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (e5/8v)
Posted by: Bitch McConnell at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (TxJGV)
He needs some prime Mena coke.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (Z1oBf)
Posted by: Lea at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (UzPAd)
*changes password*
Posted by: Roy
New password: Dicked
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (Z1oBf)
I've got this. The new password is 2468.
Posted by: Kathryn Archuleta at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (oKE6c)
She was the only reason I watched the Donnie & Marie show. The music sucked. The comedy sucked. The guest stars sucked. But she was sooooo cute.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:30 PM (39g3+)
Fair enough, but I'm at the point where I take what I can get and set my expectations low.
Like-- "Did I avoid being embarrel'd? If so, it's a good day."
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2016 02:31 PM (zgHLA)
Posted by: James Carville at February 08, 2016 02:31 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM
Bubba's problem, too. There's a nice symmetry to that, no?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2016 02:31 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2016 02:31 PM (5tT9a)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 08, 2016 02:31 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (HKJwz)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Nutrisystem
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (FkBIv)
And we wonder why we lose elections.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (mEZce)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (DrC22)
>> Posted by: cool breeze at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM
Are you volunteering to receive his acceptance text? ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (ml1PM)
If everyone you meet is an asshole.....then YOU'RE the asshole.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Hey, man!
You didn't have to get personal.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (oKE6c)
Some of the drugs involved have psychological side effects, though doctors almost universally act surprised when you point out Beta Blockers are used off-label by psychiatrists. Even if it's the 7th time you told them. They can cause cognitive problems and anxiety.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (bLnSU)
Harrumph. The password is 12345. Same as the combination on my luggage.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:33 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 02:33 PM (Z8fuk)
Getting out time would have been LAST paycheck.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:33 PM (Z1oBf)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 08, 2016 02:33 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Marie Osmond at February 08, 2016 02:33 PM (UBS9M)
Posted by: lynndy at February 08, 2016 02:33 PM (DaWUf)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (pVkEV)
I say again: I look for Kamala Harris to ride pillion on whomever they Reds ultimately choose, especially if it's Biden.
She's black(ish), young, female, crazy, stupid, and totally inexperienced. She is, in a word, perfect.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 02:33 PM (oKE6c)
He's useful to claim Dem economic policies are great because look how things were when Clinton was president? *shoving Obama behind a curtain*
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (oGRue)
Piece a cake.
Posted by: Hank at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (kLHNz)
Posted by: Maddy Albright at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (DrC22)
Sanders vs. Trump: Tokyo is destroyed by men in rubber monster suits.
Sanders vs. Cruz: E.T vs. Predator
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (bLnSU)
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I've suggested the GOP should offer free stuff of its own. I'd suggest guns.
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (gmeXX)
Hillary stiffs poor waitresses who work in diners. She'd screw her staff out of their salaries without blinking an eye.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (8ZskC)
unresolved vote tally discrepancies left in Iowa for the Dems. It ain't a
victory yet.
They ever find those 90 missing precincts?
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.I think I heard someone say to go look in Fort Macy Park, but I may have misunderstood them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 02:27 PM (oKE6c)
Yeah, I had valve replacement surgery in 2002, was on the table for 8 hours, and the really good memory I used to have is now gone. My cognitive abilities also took a major hit.
But on the other hand, I'm still walking and breathing and living, so I thank God for that. Mrs. Muse is similarly grateful.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (YSg0m)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (mf5HN)
--
Speaking of Rick, I read the other day that he's very good friends with...Russell Crowe. Shocked, I was.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2016 02:35 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Robert Reich at February 08, 2016 02:35 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: mugiwara at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (D5hxK)
Not ours. Ours is lengthy complaints followed by naptime and cocktail hours.
Posted by: Robby Mook at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (TxJGV)
There's another name for that position besides "pillion," and it fits Harris. I'm in California, and I approve this message.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (6xtq3)
I think I heard someone say to go look in Fort Macy Park, but I may have misunderstood them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2016 02:34 PM (iONHu)
Did somebody think to check the trunk of Al Franken's car?
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (YSg0m)
That's not just changing horses in the middle of a stream; that would be changing dicks in the middle of a screw.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)
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Bwahaha.........wait. You can change dicks in the middle of a screw?
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (Fmupd)
Coat check needs their phonebooks back.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (Z1oBf)
The Rich
Men
Whitey
Jesuspeople
Gun Nuts
Or some combination of the above.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (r1fLd)
88 #62 In that photo, look at how much bigger she is. I know that pale colors look larger than the black he is wearing, but, she just larger and taller than he is. A woman who is 5'7" tall should not look taller than her 6'1" husband when seated together at a table.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 08, 2016 02:33 PM
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Well, she is sitting on a lot of padding that does not add to her height while standing.
Posted by: irright at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (zxnPQ)
Funny: Hillary's top donor is the Fat Shaming Corporation Slimfast.
Because your wallet will slim fast if she gets in.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 08, 2016 02:37 PM (DrC22)
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This comment is so awesome, and so many levels.
Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 02:37 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 02:37 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:37 PM (Z1oBf)
Posted by: buzzsaw90"
Come on man. Uncalled for.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 08, 2016 02:37 PM (OD2ni)
Reichstag Fire event and blame conservatives / vast right wing conspiracy
Posted by: Hitlery 4 Dictator! at February 08, 2016 02:37 PM (e5/8v)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j5tuokm
AlextheChick - don't forget the ash trays and other small objects.
"There goes the flying vibrator of doom!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:38 PM (p6l+P)
That's some hefty coin to give to a 'charity' that doesn't seem that charitable.
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 08, 2016 02:38 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Robert Reich at February 08, 2016 02:35 PM (DrC22)
OK, I LOLed at this.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 08, 2016 02:38 PM (YSg0m)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 08, 2016 02:38 PM (INxoa)
If everyone you meet is an asshole.....then YOU'RE the asshole.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Hey, man!
You didn't have to get personal.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (OUpHg)
Hey, it's not MY fault that you're like every other asshole I've met....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2016 02:38 PM (5e6eO)
I hope Bill has a food taster.
Posted by: db at February 08, 2016 02:38 PM (DofgB)
That's got to be doing wonders for the morale of the campaign staff.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 08, 2016 02:38 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Gloria Steinem at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (DrC22)
>> felt the need to put my nose in her business.
>> Posted by: Robert Reich at February 08, 2016 02:35 PM
Two words: Elevator kneepads.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (ml1PM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (8ZskC)
They've been doing a pretty damn good job for a really long time.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (3eoPa)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (LXJ1e)
--
were here Depends 'full'?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (/tuJf)
To a Democrat, buying votes from 10,000 people is corruption, buying votes from 100 million is virtue.
I do worry that there are those on the left trying to set up a last-minute promotion of Biden (semi-literate irresponsible loud-mouthed creeper who goes full thug whenever he thinks the camera is off) as the "reasonable" alternative.
People regard his casual disregard for others as "stupidity." He's not *smart*, but his behavior is crass and thoughtless because he can get away with it, not because he's actually an idiot.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2016 02:29 PM (iONHu)
Those aren't random odd head movements. He's watching the titty fairy flitting around behind the cameraman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (Z8fuk)
You mean "is the press going to cover how the CLintons stole the vote and are they going to reverse the findings?" No, of course not. But they are putting out small stories about how shenanigans gave Sanders the shaft. Not enough to actually make any difference, mind you.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)
That's not as insulting as her supporter, Gloria Steinem going on tv and saying that young women support Sanders because they want to meet boys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (+lVUW)
Reuben Kincaid sits down next to a young woman and asks "You really are a fan of old Bernie here? Why?"
Young woman: "Despite my being a committed feminist Bernie Sanders says the things that need to be said, addressing the needs of the females of my generation."
RK: "Really? But isn't Hillary a woman? I always thought you feminist chicks would hang together."
YW: "Chicks! He called us chicks! Micro-aggression! Safe spaces!" She pulls out a bottle and maces Reuben.
RK: "AHHHHHH! My eyes!"
Young woman gather around him and shout "Safe space! Safe space!"
RK: "I'm gonna be blind!"
Bernie turns about and shouts "Free graduate school for all Social Justice Warriors!"
The young women turn and shout "Up twinkles! Up twinkles!"
The first young woman turns to Reuben as he claws at his face. "That is why I support Bernie Sanders, despite his being a pale person of penis such as you! He understands the needs of my generational cohort!" She kicks Reuben several times before shouting "I should report you for a sexual assault, questioning a person of cisfemale gender and her choices!"
Bernie: "I love these kids and their progressive attitudes! Hey - who here wants to stick it to the man?"
All the students: "Yay!"
Bernie: "Down with the establishment! Down with the establishment!"
The students take up the chant, one shouting "I can't wait to destroy the establishment! It, like, so oppresses me!"
Bernie: "You said it, I've been fighting the establishment for years, covertly - say what school do you kids go to anyway?"
The students reply "Dartmouth!"
Bernie: "That's what I thought - real anti-establishment rebels."
Reuben rocks on the floor of the bus, clutching his crotch and his eyes, as Bernie drives further into New Hampshire.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2016 02:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: irright at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (zxnPQ)
True, but, he has shrunk a whole bunch. I bet he's had vertebrae collapsing in his back. My late husband had an uncle who was 6'4" until his back gave out one vertebra at a time. Bill has that same look.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 08, 2016 02:40 PM (kXoT0)
Didn't see that coming.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 08, 2016 02:40 PM (mEZce)
hardware upgrade.
Don't forget my nip and tuck.
Posted by: Hillary's FUPA at February 08, 2016 02:24 PM (XkVXQ)
Could use a firmware update, while we're at it.
Posted by: Hillary!s bra at February 08, 2016 02:40 PM (jV8Mq)
This is my shocked face.
O_o
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2016 02:40 PM (6n332)
That messaging that the candidate is a lying sack of shit, and women should vote for her because she has a vagina, is not going over well.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2016 02:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (Fmupd)
I've seen it in movies. You give the other guy a high-five and the bassline changes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2016 02:41 PM (LUG6K)
She's perfect for a Hillary replacement candidate.
Posted by: Hank at February 08, 2016 02:41 PM (kLHNz)
That's not as insulting as her supporter, Gloria Steinem going on tv and saying that young women support Sanders because they want to meet boys.
In some ways, Steinem never got past her job as a Playboy bunny.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2016 02:41 PM (X6fMO)
Hillz would be pleased if Bill gave that last full measure of devotion to her candidacy, and soon please.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 02:41 PM (8ZskC)
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Honestly, when the base doesn't like you (and in her case outright despises you), you are in trouble. Its a lesson the GOP has sadly failed to learn, but is learning.
You may not be able to win with just the base, but you certainly can't win without them.
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 02:42 PM (gmeXX)
And letting it be known days in advance must do wonders for staff morale.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 02:42 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 02:42 PM (iQIUe)
Put me in, coach!
Posted by: Project ORCA at February 08, 2016 02:42 PM (2WoCi)
She's actually Meryl Streep in '101 Dalmatians.'
Posted by: V the K at February 08, 2016 02:42 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Soona
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Amy Schumer should come up with a joke about this...
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 02:42 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 08, 2016 02:43 PM (TxJGV)
Don't know how true it is. Never noticed myself.
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 02:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Web Hubbell at February 08, 2016 02:43 PM (BHaRb)
Time for a Twitterlanche expressing concern over Bill's health. Make it hazardous for Hillary! to keep trotting him out like Hannibal Lector on a gurney.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:43 PM (p6l+P)
Doesn't bode well for everyone who's been thrown under it, does it?
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:43 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 02:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 02:32 PM (/tuJf)
Really? They're talking like there's actually a *limit* to government largesse?
Damn.
Maybe there's hope...
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 08, 2016 02:43 PM (YSg0m)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2016 02:44 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:44 PM (p6l+P)
What do you bet she comes in 2nd in New Hampshire despite every dirty trick and shenanigan the Clinton Machine can manage?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:25 PM (39g3+)"
I believe that once you account for all the shenanigans in Iowa that Hillary's razor thin win was actually a razor thin loss.
For all the fact that Bernie Sanders is old, not particularly bright and favors a political platform that is nearly identical to that of Hugo Chavez, he compares well with Hillary Clinton because 1) he is more honest than the pathological liar in a pants suit and 2) he does not seem to hate the United States and its population with a burning passion like our current President and Hillary Clinton.
Yes, that is pretty thin gruel but it does not take much to be better than some of the worst human beings who have ever run for the office of President.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (QHgTq)
This is my shocked face.
O_o
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2016 02:40 PM (6n332)
Bill never had a problem getting his staff to rise to the occasion.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (hLRSq)
The first step is admitting you have a problem....
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 08, 2016 02:20 PM (QM5S2)
Also, appropriately for the Beast, a solution to alcoholism.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (p6l+P)
I thought Hillary's top donor was Advanced Exoskeletons Amalgamated.
Or Satan.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (1CroS)
Only until they can get the "rich and the corporations" to pay their fair share.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: prescient12 at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (W7w/T)
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (Fmupd)
Saw the link at DC about climate scientists in Australia being fired because "the science is settled".
May be the funniest thing i've read in a long time.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 08, 2016 02:44 PM (X+nFp
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Robert Reich at February 08, 2016 02:45 PM (oGRue)
Studies show that internal polling is why young women like Bernie.
Did I say that right?
Posted by: Gloria Steinem at February 08, 2016 02:46 PM (TxJGV)
That's some hefty coin to give to a 'charity' that doesn't seem that charitable.
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 08, 2016 02:38 PM (fbovC)
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Is the Clinton Foundation and actual charitable organization? Is that how it is set up?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 08, 2016 02:46 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2016 02:41 PM (8ZskC)
Nah, Bill better really watch it around October (surprise) when there'd be time before the election for a state funeral with full honors and boatloads of sympathy for a valiant former first lady as she tries to carry the Clinton (Foundation) torch forward into the White House!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 02:46 PM (wYnyS)
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Yes.
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 02:46 PM (gmeXX)
Don't know how true it is. Never noticed myself.
Posted by: eleven
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Grandpa was well into his eighties when he passed. He was still 6'4"
I know - "anecdotal."
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 02:46 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Naes at February 08, 2016 02:46 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at February 08, 2016 02:47 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Shit Sandwich at February 08, 2016 02:47 PM (A7ZxJ)
Posted by: Chelsea's siblings at February 08, 2016 02:47 PM (oGRue)
That was an embarrassing spectacle.
Posted by: Elaine Benes at February 08, 2016 02:47 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Soona
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Amy Schumer should
Posted by: Chi
Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:47 PM (Z1oBf)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2016 02:47 PM (6n332)
"We already did that."
British Army and Navy
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2016 02:48 PM (hLRSq)
https://www.gofundme.com/8k4zdgw9
Or could you please purchase my book?
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:48 PM (p6l+P)
Just got an email from my local school board member. She writes:
"At our February 4 regular business meeting, the School Board adopted Supertintendent Asshole's proposed FY2017 operating budget (the Advertised Budget). A budget is fundamentally a statement of values, and the Advertised Budget reflects the community's unwavering support for excellent public schools. It includes critical pay increases for our teachers, begins to address class sizes, and, most importantly, proposes no cuts to the great programs that we expect..."
First, no wonder kids are graduating who can't navigate life if they think a budget is a "statement of values."
Second, left unsaid here are the veiled threats that Superintendent Asshole made that if the budget wasn't approved that school programs would be cut.
SMDH.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 08, 2016 02:48 PM (eytER)
"Go out there and make all the men vote for you by saying they hate women if they don't."
Not. One. Moment. Of. Hesitation.
This is what happens when you are intellectually incurious and just read whatever the help says.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2016 02:48 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Soona
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Amy Schumer should come up with a joke about this...
Posted by: Chi "
I tell ya I get no respect. No respect at all.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 08, 2016 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
hazardous for Hillary! to keep trotting him out like Hannibal Lector on a
gurney.
.
.
.Say what you will about Trump, but he made Bill Clinton's past fair game and he completely turned that around on Hillary to the point they aren't using him much now. Not that he is going to be able to prop up Hillary's campaign too much as he looks like hell and is not the Bill Clinton from the 1990s.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2016 02:49 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Richard Nixon, in transition at February 08, 2016 02:49 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 02:49 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: Hank at February 08, 2016 02:49 PM (kLHNz)
Yeah. We have a "Fire Weather Warning".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:49 PM (Z1oBf)
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I don't believe in internal poles.
Posted by: Hilary!!!! at February 08, 2016 02:49 PM (oGRue)
Yes, that is pretty thin gruel but it does not take much to be better than some of the worst human beings who have ever run for the office of President.
Well, and he's singing the song of the young and stupid: "I shouldn't have to pay for anything." The problem is I'm not convinced there are enough people on the Free Stuff Bandwagon who'll get out and actually vote for old white guy to pull out a general election win. But who knows? The GOP might nominate someone so toxic half their base stays home.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 08, 2016 02:50 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at February 08, 2016 02:47 PM (g1MTt)
Well, since BerniesBros are all PajamaBoys, do not hold your breath. I am also wondering if their Mommies/Grammies will let them out of the basements tomorrow to go vote in NH or will they make them shovel the sidewalks and driveways first?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 08, 2016 02:50 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Alan Turing at February 08, 2016 02:50 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Make America Great Again
In 2013, The Clinton Foundation Only Spent 10 Percent Of Its Budget On Charitable Grants
(Google that - it takes you to the Federalist that breaks down the expenditures. Long story short, the Clinton's lie. But you might have already heard that.)
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 08, 2016 02:51 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:50 PM (39g3+)
What are you trying to say?
Posted by: Sen. Groovio at February 08, 2016 02:51 PM (X+nFp)
Its fun to watch a Clinton go down in a non-sexual kind of way
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2016 02:51 PM (voOPb)
If Bernie believes all these things, then he must hate this country as much as Fredo and the Hildebeast do. Your statement doesn't compute
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2016 02:52 PM (Fmupd)
As far as "dick jokes" go, I give you a B+. Incorporate Bill and surely it becomes A material.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 02:52 PM (1CroS)
I know - "anecdotal."
Posted by: Chi"
My dad was also 6' 4" and passed at 77, but I have heard the saying (6' 6" here).
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 08, 2016 02:52 PM (OD2ni)
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now if it were cats, she could gain some votes.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2016 02:52 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Vince Foster at February 08, 2016 02:52 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 08, 2016 02:52 PM (TxJGV)
Bwahaha.........wait. You can change dicks in the middle of a screw?
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2016 02:36 PM (Fmupd)
Hillary has the Chappaqua Snap-On Tool franchise.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2016 02:52 PM (5e6eO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 02:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 08, 2016 02:53 PM (X+nFp)
If we succeed in nominating Rubio we will simultaneously have someone who alienates all America Firsters and anti-establishmentarians, as well as someone with such an inflexible position on abortion as to nix most wimmen.
Nishe!
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 08, 2016 02:53 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
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Doubt it:
http://tinyurl.com/jxoeuyt
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 02:54 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Hilary! at February 08, 2016 02:54 PM (oGRue)
Hillary may be a few years away from stroking a white cat. In a wheelchair.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:55 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 08, 2016 02:55 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:55 PM (39g3+)
Freedom!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 08, 2016 02:55 PM (TxJGV)
Nishe!
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However, he is clean and articulate! He speaks very good English.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 08, 2016 02:55 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 08, 2016 02:55 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2016 02:55 PM (NeFrd)
Hillary may be a few years away from stroking a white cat. In a wheelchair.
Have to throw Soros out of it first
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 02:56 PM (39g3+)
The idea of that commie from Vermont getting anywhere near the presidency gives me chills--not so much because Sanders is a frightening figure himself (although I do find him spooky in a ranting crank kind of way) but because the Progressive movement's inner circle is compromised of the most hardcore Marxists ever seen outside Stalin's Politburo.
They really are happy fun camp kinds of people, straight-up ideologues along the lines of Bill Ayers.They're an Orwellian boot-on-the-neck-forever crowd and they're now part of the Democratic Party mainstream.
Am I the only one really bothered by this? I mean, I hear Ted Cruz labeled an 'extremist' all the time yet not once not ever have I heard Bernie Sanders portrayed as in any way extreme. For God's sake, the man took his bride to Moscow for the their honeymoon at the height of the Cold War. That isn't extreme?
Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2016 02:56 PM (uqt0L)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 02:56 PM (Z1oBf)
Well the odds of Jeb getting the nod are kinda slim right now, so I'm not terribly concerned...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:55 PM (iIzG7)
Hillary's not a very sentimental woman, I don't think she'd put up with a cat in a wheelchair.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (bpn7O)
I'd prefer both the latter and then the former.
Any chance Trump or Cruz would facilitate that process?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (AimgL)
Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.
I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.
Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (mw8Dm)
Check it out New Hampshire! You bought it last time!
Posted by: Hillary! at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (TxJGV)
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I'm sure some of that foundation money has gone to construction of her lair inside a volcano.
Posted by: Hilary! at February 08, 2016 02:58 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 08, 2016 02:58 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 02:58 PM (oVJmc)
Hillary's all pointy and rough edged... but me? I'm all smooth and curvy.
Posted by: Kate Upton at February 08, 2016 02:59 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Huma at February 08, 2016 02:59 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2016 02:56 PM (uqt0L)
Well, if it makes you feel any better, Bernie Sanders is a left-wing extremist.
You just can't get ABC/CBS/NBC/NYT/CNN to say that.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2016 02:59 PM (bLnSU)
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I'm going to object to his position being inflexible. He has said he recognizes a rape exception is necessary and he would support one if that was required (which we all agree it would).
Now his opinion may be unpopular - but not to pro-lifers. It is where most of us really are.
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 03:00 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Shiggz at February 08, 2016 03:00 PM (G7wcY)
I am SO not going there.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
Oh come on you chicken. That curve ball is just hanging there.
Take a swing!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 03:00 PM (Z1oBf)
Define "we". Because unless there's a Moron National Convention where we select our own ticket, we're rooting for participants in a process only slightly less fixed than a WWE match (and way less responsive to outside input).
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 08, 2016 03:00 PM (9krrF)
I wonder how true that is. Do more than 50% of women in the nation think a helpless innocent baby should be killed because their father was a monster? And think so strongly enough it changes their vote?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2016 03:01 PM (AimgL)
Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2016 02:56 PM (uqt0L)
First you get your Allende, then you get your Pinochet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 03:01 PM (Z8fuk)
There is an off-beat Japanese horror movie based around that idea. Housu in which an elderly recluse invites her niece Beauty and six girl friends to spend the summer with her. Each girl meets a comically gruesome death until the aunt, who was in a wheelchair and has an evil magic cat, fully regains her youth by possessing Beauty.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 03:01 PM (p6l+P)
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my 'cat' isn't white...
Posted by: Huma at February 08, 2016 02:59 PM (oGRue)
Hairless spinx?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 03:01 PM (Z1oBf)
Posted by: Real Everyday American at February 08, 2016 03:01 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Huma at February 08, 2016 03:01 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 08, 2016 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 08, 2016 02:26 PM (OD2ni)
If she's good enough for Donny, she's good enough for me.
Posted by: the guy who gets all his news from SNL reruns at February 08, 2016 03:02 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (p6l+P
Thanks Anna. That never gets old.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2016 03:02 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: White Cat at February 08, 2016 03:02 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: MTF at February 08, 2016 03:02 PM (TxJGV)
I'm pretty sure there are off-beat Japanese horror flicks based upon any three random elements the Horde could name.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 08, 2016 03:02 PM (9krrF)
New Hampshire - the hill that Hills will die on!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 03:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Shiggz at February 08, 2016 03:03 PM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 08, 2016 03:03 PM (5buP8)
She has about 350 of the Dem "Superdelegates" (elected Dem officials) that are pledged to her already, and if you look at the contest, it's about 400 to 60 right now.
That said, there are a lot of people that believed that Hillary! actually had more delegates than Obama back in 2008 at the DNC Convention, but it would have been the end of her if she actually challenged the results, so the party just nominated Obama by acclamation.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 08, 2016 03:04 PM (Z7G74)
"This election is fundamentally important because it is the first time I am voting as a mom"
Can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 08, 2016 03:04 PM (1BQGO)
Almost as good as John Kerry in Camo.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2016 03:04 PM (AimgL)
Posted by: El Jefe, President-For-Life Barack I at February 08, 2016 03:05 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2016 03:05 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2016 03:05 PM (NeFrd)
Hi, Huma! Hi, Cheryl!
Or at least there should be.
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 03:05 PM (o+SC1)
Nah. Thinking just age and hard living.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 03:06 PM (Z1oBf)
If a fraternity serving tacos is cultural appropriation, why isn't a bunch of Marxists burning an American flag cultural appropriation?
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at February 08, 2016 03:06 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 03:06 PM (mw8Dm)
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No, you're not the only one. It's really sobering...and if it's not, it should be...to see how Sanders can so easily court this large swath of D voters. Notably, the young people. If there ever was any doubt they've been so criminally neglected by the education system in teaching them about the foundations of this country, there shouldn't be now. They're so steeped in Marxism. That's what's really scary to me. Really scary because there are so many of them.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2016 03:06 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Monica Lewinski at February 08, 2016 03:06 PM (rP0TY)
If you fly to Austria and claim refugee status, you can give them to any ten-year-old's anus at the local public pool.
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 03:06 PM (o+SC1)
Stunt cock!
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 08, 2016 03:06 PM (bpn7O)
Can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 08, 2016 03:04 PM (1BQGO)
uterus>cooterus?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 03:07 PM (Z8fuk)
This is an observation not a statement of opposing principle.
First: there are degrees of the pro life position. Most of those who self identify as pro life will still, reluctantly, not oppose a rape exception.
Second: not all but most, most women, will be strongly opposed to any candidate who strongly opposes abortion under any circumstances, including rape and incest and catastrophic birth defects.
You can of course hold any belief you choose, and you may be convinced there is no moral alternative position, but you can't choose your own electorate.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 08, 2016 03:07 PM (k8tEg)
"This election is fundamentally important because it is the first time I am voting as a
****
Fixed it for her.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2016 03:07 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+)
Gallup says roughly 80% - http://www.gallup.com/poll/1576/abortion.aspx
Posted by: cool breeze at February 08, 2016 03:07 PM (ckvus)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2016 03:07 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2016 03:07 PM (voOPb)
Don't want either. It's a choice between secret police and death squads--although I might lean more towards secret police since 'secret police' doesn't have 'death' in its title. It's a little kinder and gentler sounding although I imagine the result is the same.
Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2016 03:07 PM (uqt0L)
>> isn't a bunch of Marxists burning an American flag cultural
>> appropriation?
We must withhold Mercedes-Benzes from African dictators and Falcon Jets and Boeings from Mideastern potentates because it's cultural appropriation.
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 03:08 PM (o+SC1)
Break Anal Hymen In Case of Emergency
Posted by: Austrian Pool Signage at February 08, 2016 03:08 PM (AimgL)
that are pledged to her already, and if you look at the contest, it's
about 400 to 60 right now.
That said, there are a lot of people that believed that Hillary!
actually had more delegates than Obama back in 2008 at the DNC
Convention, but it would have been the end of her if she actually
challenged the results, so the party just nominated Obama by
acclamation.
.
.
.
.They short circuited the standard Dem Primary in 2008 less than 20 minutes into it. Hillary then "gave" obama all of her pledged delegates. A whole lot of people still call shenanigans on that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2016 03:08 PM (iONHu)
I got #69
Posted by: Huma at February 08, 2016 03:08 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 03:08 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2016 03:09 PM (3U4+k)
Clintons are the energizer bunnies of politics.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 08, 2016 02:53 PM (X+nFp)
You misspelled "herpes"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2016 03:09 PM (5e6eO)
First: there are degrees of the pro life position. Most of those who self identify as pro life will still, reluctantly, not oppose a rape exception.
Second: not all but most, most women, will be strongly opposed to any candidate who strongly opposes abortion under any circumstances, including rape and incest and catastrophic birth defects.
You can of course hold any belief you choose, and you may be convinced there is no moral alternative position, but you can't choose your own electorate.
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No doubt. Which is why I think Rubio has said he would absolutly sign a bill that included that exception.
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (gmeXX)
that are pledged to her already, and if you look at the contest, it's
about 400 to 60 right now.
"Pledged" "Who would pledge a person like that?"
A "pledge" isn't worth the paper it is printed on.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (mw8Dm)
hate this country as much as Fredo and the Hildebeast do. Your
statement doesn't compute
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2016 02:52 PM (Fmupd)
I don't think he hates the people of this country nearly as much as the Dems... he supports gun rights, for instance, and seems honestly puzzled at the idea that people should not be allowed to protect themselves. he also doesn't buy into the "campus rape crisis" BS. Bernie is just really, really stupid about economics and cause and effect.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (OrI3J)
First of all there was a recorded fatality at Tunguska; a man was thrown into a tree by the blast wave and broke his arm - he later died from the broken arm. I suppose that Chinese records don't count as recorded history - as there were 10,000 killed when a village was pummeled by rocks falling out of the sky in AD 1492.
If the Chelyabinsk meteor had been 10 meters bigger in diameter it would have killed thousands.
Posted by: An Observation at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (lYXmJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (zOTsN)
>> that would be changing dicks in the middle of a screw.
Soon to become as routine in politics as in porn?
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 08, 2016 03:11 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 08, 2016 03:12 PM (AEEhl)
First you get your Allende, then you get your Pinochet.Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 03:01 PM (Z8fuk)
Don't want either. It's a choice between secret police and death squads--although I might lean more towards secret police since 'secret police' doesn't have 'death' in its title. It's a little kinder and gentler sounding although I imagine the result is the same.
Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2016 03:07 PM (uqt0L)
Pinochet wasn't nearly the monster that the left paints him as. Granted, the dude was a killer, but compared to any second-rate socialist on the murder scale, he was a fucking dilettante.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2016 03:12 PM (5e6eO)
So nobody really knows. I guess I wouldn't be surprised if so, there's some real terrible stuff wrong with this country.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (39g3+)
LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (mw8Dm)
If Hillary!'s political career ends, her legal problems will bury her.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Avi at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (fijdj)
First of all there was a recorded fatality at Tunguska; a man was thrown into a tree by the blast wave and broke his arm - he later died from the broken arm. I suppose that Chinese records don't count as recorded history - as there were 10,000 killed when a village was pummeled by rocks falling out of the sky in AD 1492.
If the Chelyabinsk meteor had been 10 meters bigger in diameter it would have killed thousands.
Posted by: An Observation at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (lYXmJ)
Agreed. But I'm also skeptical that the "crater" pictured is a fresh meteorite crater. It's all grassed over, and appears to be quite tiny. Maybe a gas explosion from a leaking gas main?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (Z8fuk)
Young women are seduced (heh) into feminism in college. They follow their dreams and find themselves alone, without a good job and in massive debt.
Bernie's ridiculous free college schtick is incredibly attractive to them.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (AimgL)
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Yes.
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 02:46 PM (gmeXX)
It's set up as a nonprofit, but it sure as hell isn't charitable in any sense of the word.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (3eoPa)
Feels. It's "feels" all the way down.
Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (3U4+k)
Lost in the noise over Rubio's repetitive debate performance was the answer he gave on abortion which was about as good a comeback on the topic I've heard. He took the implied extremist attack from the moderator and said that Democrats who talk about killing babies without restrictions are the real extremists and he looked forward to debating the topic with them.
It was very good and for once turned the table on the baby killers.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2016 03:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 03:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: An Observation at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (lYXmJ)
If you had a truly *accurate* Internet Fact Checker, the net would be awash in a sea of red.
And so would your local library.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2016 03:14 PM (bLnSU)
I will win by the margin of fraud.
Posted by: Hillary! at February 08, 2016 03:14 PM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Neidermayer at February 08, 2016 03:14 PM (oGRue)
Too true. Speaking as one of those "heard-hearted" individuals who don't hold with executing the unborn for the sins of the father, I blame myself and the rest of the pro-life community for abandoning the moral argument for too long. Frankly we have a long road getting the character of the nation back to sanity before any sort of changes of that kind are possible.
And I could have made that statement about welfare, about due process for men, about any number of statements and it would be just as true.
Follow your conscience at the ballot box. Just remember where the real battle needs to be won.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 08, 2016 03:14 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2016 03:14 PM (Fmupd)
If memory serves, Monica Lewinsky pitched Weight Watchers.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 08, 2016 03:15 PM (6gR7l)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 03:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: William Jefferson 'Hands' Clinton at February 08, 2016 03:15 PM (o+SC1)
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A lot of people are trying to import a more convenient one.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 08, 2016 03:15 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2016 03:15 PM (NeFrd)
I first read that as 'closet advisors'.
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 03:16 PM (o+SC1)
I hope she fails
let this be between Sanders and Cruz or Sanders and Trump
Let them fight
I go back and forth but I am concerned about the polling data on young voters and their positive views of socialism. It's almost incomprehensible to me until I realize that the education system goes out of its way to not educate about socialism's catastrophic effects. During the Cold War, it was much easier to show the contrast. to many of my generation, socialism is cool. And it sickens me.
Posted by: Naes at February 08, 2016 03:16 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Hillaroid at February 08, 2016 03:16 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (OrI3J)
That's been true of every single socialist I've ever known to any degree. A few were friends although most of my genuinely Lefty friends stopped being friendsseveral years ago. We just couldn't agree to disagree any more.
Everybody's so political now.
Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2016 03:16 PM (uqt0L)
That was me. I'm cereal.
Posted by: ManBearPig at February 08, 2016 03:16 PM (bpn7O)
Hasn't worked on me in twenty years.
Posted by: William Jefferson 'Stiffy' Clinton at February 08, 2016 03:17 PM (o+SC1)
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Could it simply be that they see everyone else get their bailout so why shouldn't they? After all, they have been wrongly informed their whole life that they must go to college.
Posted by: SH at February 08, 2016 03:17 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Naes
young voters talk a good game but dont vote
Snaders would bring non socialists out of the wood work too. Lets have this fight. Its time
Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 03:18 PM (zOTsN)
Indeed. Can we haz Lutheran sanctuary cities?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 08, 2016 03:18 PM (k8tEg)
225Am I the
only one really bothered by this? I mean, I hear Ted Cruz labeled an
'extremist' all the time yet not once not ever have I heard Bernie
Sanders portrayed as in any way extreme. For God's sake, the man took
his bride to Moscow for the their honeymoon at the height of the Cold
War. That isn't extreme?
Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2016 02:56 PM (uqt0L)
Posted by: Pyrocles at February 08, 2016 03:18 PM (MYMcU)
Hillary may be a few years away from stroking a white cat.
I am SO not going there
Huma is asst most weatish.
Posted by: Shiggz at February 08, 2016 03:19 PM (G7wcY)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 08, 2016 03:19 PM (Kucy5)
I wonder how true that is. Do more than 50% of women in the nation think a helpless innocent baby should be killed because their father was a monster? And think so strongly enough it changes their vote?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 08, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+)
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Hell, it's 50/50 whether a woman believes its her absolute right to poke a hole in its head at 9 months, regardless whether the father is a monster or not.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 08, 2016 03:19 PM (LXJ1e)
unresolved vote tally discrepancies left in Iowa for the Dems."
You have to love it that at one Iow-er caucus, _a single person_ showed up.
Who duly voted for Bernie.
And who then later found that his single vote had been recorded for Hillary.
His protests and those of many others are unavailing, because of the state Democratic chairwoman. Who just happens to be a Hillary donor of long standing who sits on various Clintonworld boards and panels.
Ruthless machines. How do they work?
Posted by: torquewrench at February 08, 2016 03:19 PM (noWW6)
>> Snaders would bring non socialists out of the wood work
>> too. Lets have this fight. Its time
"Hey, guys, Clean for Gene and all that. Here's your razors, here's your suits and skirts, you'll need to get those studs and rings out of your face. Hey, tat-boy, long sleeves are over there."
"Aw, man. Fuck this shit, where's my bong?"
Posted by: William Jefferson 'Stiffy' Clinton at February 08, 2016 03:20 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Shiggz at February 08, 2016 03:19 PM (G7wcY)
Pretty sure the carpet matches the drapes. And is of vast extent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 03:20 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 03:20 PM (o+SC1)
That's like saying a black hole increased it's density. The question of "how is that even possible?" immediately comes to mind.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 08, 2016 03:20 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 03:20 PM (p6l+P)
If she loses, she is moving to Chappaqua so, please, help a brother out here.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 08, 2016 03:20 PM (TxJGV)
What, after the convenient "suicides"?
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 08, 2016 03:21 PM (bpn7O)
recorded history - as there were 10,000 killed when a village was
pummeled by rocks falling out of the sky in AD 1492.
.
.
.I blame that on the White man for discovering America.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2016 03:21 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 08, 2016 02:19 PM (OvUux)
I'll be in my bunk......
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 08, 2016 03:21 PM (zYV5P)
Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2016 02:56 PM (uqt0L)
Remember who's doing the name calling. They would call Jesus an extremist.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 03:21 PM (3eoPa)
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 03:23 PM (OUpHg)
NYS goes democrat no matter what. Bernie wins NY more in-depth than Hillary would. Trump gets the most votes, with preferences going to around 34-35%, this gathered from polling and surveys amongst conservative orgs in the state [though conservative org leaderships are typically pro-Rubio].
Rubio comes in next, at around 18%, then somebody, I think Carson, is tied to Cruz at 17%.
All of that can alter by the time the Primary comes.
Anecdotally: I've only seen Carson bumperstickers, nobody else for the GOP, in my neck of the woods. The Hillary ones are 'falling off' and the Bernie ones are blooming.
Posted by: Bigby's Fudge Finger at February 08, 2016 03:23 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 03:23 PM (Z1oBf)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 08, 2016 02:58 PM (X+nFp)
Got more today myself.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 03:24 PM (3eoPa)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 08, 2016 03:25 PM (Kucy5)
Oh, they loves teh Socialism. They just want a George Clooney type doing it and not the balcony guys on the Muppets.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 08, 2016 03:25 PM (zYV5P)
Lets have this fight.
The commie who honeymooned in Soviet Moscow and loved off the govt or Cruz or Trump
I still think people would be crawling over each other to get to the polls. Old people, conservatives, business people, military people, corporate people
this could be their Jeremy Corbin moment. And as for the press, lets do this. Let the people know who they really are
Posted by: ThunderB at February 08, 2016 03:25 PM (zOTsN)
Took a great fall
Not all of the MSM
Could put her together again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 03:20 PM (p6l+P)
Hillary Dillery
Took a great fall.
Her depends were full,
And the splat was awful.
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2016 03:26 PM (Fmupd)
>> their honeymoon at the height of the Cold War. That isn't
>> extreme?
Nah. After all, the Commie leader of UK Labour bicycled through the East Bloc about the same time with his girlfriend:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3237591/
At least Bernie MARRIED his fellow traveler, isn't that a CONSERVATIVE value?
++sarc
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 03:26 PM (o+SC1)
sobering...and if it's not, it should be...to see how Sanders can so
easily court this large swath of D voters. Notably, the young people.
If there ever was any doubt they've been so criminally neglected by the
education system in teaching them about the foundations of this country,
there shouldn't be now. They're so steeped in Marxism. That's what's
really scary to me. Really scary because there are so many of them.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2016 03:06 PM (pVkEV)"
For a lot of Millenials, the crony capitalist system - which they equate with capitalism - seems to be rigged against them. My modest proposal would be to end the exceptions to debts that can be discharged by bankruptcy. That would allow a lot of Millenials to escape the crushing debt that they were duped into taking on for their useless degrees. The root cause of the problem is the Griggs v.Duke Power Supreme Court decision but I don't see a way around that any time soon.
Then, I would recommend states that are controlled by Republicans to exert more influence on their state university systems. Do a local analysis to determine which are the strongest bastions of left wing thought and offer the universities the choice of getting rid of their bullshit-studies program or firing their most outrageous left wing professors or seeing the amount of funding that pays for those departments or individuals transferred to the community college system to pay for more young people to learn useful skills.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 08, 2016 03:27 PM (QHgTq)
That's not just changing horses in the middle of a stream; that would be changing dicks in the middle of a screw.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)
More apt simile: it'd be like changing batteries in mid ... well ... you know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Not so. Hillary's is diesel powered. They are working on a cold-fusion version.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 08, 2016 03:27 PM (kfcYC)
college. They follow their dreams and find themselves alone, without a
good job and in massive debt.
Bernie's ridiculous free college schtick is incredibly attractive to them.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 08, 2016 03:13 PM (Xd2w5)
Proof positive that they're idiots. Anyone who's in college now, and wants college to be free, is an imbecile. They'll be long out of college by the time "free" college could come into being, and therefore either a) in the work force, b) unemployed, or c) working at Starbuck's, which is essentially b).
So they themselves will not and cannot benefit from what they are now supporting, but if they can get a job, they will be paying for others to dick around in "college" on their dime.
Genius.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 03:27 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Baldy at February 08, 2016 03:28 PM (1SCTq)
That's not just changing horses in the middle of a stream; that would be changing dicks in the middle of a screw.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)
More apt simile: it'd be like changing batteries in mid ... well ... you know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Not so. Hillary's is diesel powered. They are working on a cold-fusion version.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 08, 2016 03:27 PM (kfcYC)
Are you sure? I always wonder about Hillary's power supply whenever the lights dim.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 03:28 PM (oKE6c)
You forget, Hillary works for them.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 08, 2016 03:28 PM (Kucy5)
Meteor, meteorite, what's the difference, right?
Yes I know the difference - and Tunguska as an airburst was a meteor - since it didn't hit the ground.
Posted by: An Observation at February 08, 2016 03:30 PM (lYXmJ)
It's amazing how many of our problems come down, ultimately, to race.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2016 03:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 08, 2016 03:31 PM (5HBd1)
309 I get so tired of reading tripe like the quote from the man killed by meteor side post:
Posted by: An Observation at February 08, 2016 03:10 PM (lYXmJ)
If you had a truly *accurate* Internet Fact Checker, the net would be awash in a sea of red.
And so would your local library.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
I take posthumous quotes, from people killed by anything, with a grain of salt.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 08, 2016 03:32 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 02:57 PM (p6l+P
Thanks Anna. That never gets old.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Jeez Anna, I was gonna eat that pineapple.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 08, 2016 03:33 PM (kfcYC)
Don't want either. It's a choice between secret police and death squads--although I might lean more towards secret police since 'secret police' doesn't have 'death' in its title. It's a little kinder and gentler sounding although I imagine the result is the same.
Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2016 03:07 PM (uqt0L)
Except with our Allende, we're gonna take a whole bunch of them with us.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 03:35 PM (3eoPa)
That's not just changing horses in the middle of a stream; that would be changing dicks in the middle of a screw.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 08, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)
More apt simile: it'd be like changing batteries in mid ... well ... you know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Not so. Hillary's is diesel powered. They are working on a cold-fusion version.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 08, 2016 03:27 PM (kfcYC)
Are you sure? I always wonder about Hillary's power supply whenever the lights dim.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
As sure as I want to be, Jay.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 08, 2016 03:36 PM (kfcYC)
>> Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2016 02:55 PM
I thought the medically-accepted boundary for 'playing' was 3.
In any event, is there a code for excessive staff shaking?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 08, 2016 03:37 PM (ml1PM)
Posted by: Zombie Andrey Markov at February 08, 2016 03:40 PM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Orcs of Minas Morgul at February 08, 2016 03:44 PM (xudgf)
hate this country as much as Fredo and the Hildebeast do. Your
statement doesn't compute
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2016 02:52 PM (Fm"
No. I genuinely believe that Bernie is a good hearted but clueless shlub. That does not mean he is not dangerous. I see Bernie Sanders as the sort of person who would light a match to look for where the smell of gas is coming from.
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