Live Blogging the Colbert Show

I figure this will be awful, so I'm going to watch it and then blog about it. It's on CBS, now, at least in some markets.

Posted by: Ace at 10:54 PM

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1 You'll double his audience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 10:54 PM (sl+zA)

2 Literally, the only thing that could get me to watch Colbert.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2016 10:55 PM (SiwPW)

3 first joke is that this is live so he could do "anything" and so CBS lawyers are "standing by."

He will most likely just be awkward, condescending, and unfunny.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:55 PM (dciA+)

4 the thing about jokes is that they're supposed to be things you say that are funny.

He's only got the first part of that down.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:56 PM (dciA+)

5 Not. Gonna. Watch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 10:56 PM (voOPb)

6 I figure this gets stomped in 2 min 19 secs.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:56 PM (oFSUK)

7 so the archliberal has on some military folks to try to gull the Flyover People that he Shares Your Values.

God I don't know how much I can take.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:56 PM (dciA+)

8 There's nothing like lawyers standing in the wings giving a thumbs up or at thumbs down for making great comedy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 10:56 PM (sl+zA)

9 now he has on a guy from the International Space Station to show that he Loves Science.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:57 PM (dciA+)

10 okay, I just watched the puppy-monkey-baby commercial.... WTF???

Posted by: donna at February 07, 2016 10:57 PM (/dSsq)

11 Some fart in space jokes could work here.

*thumbs up*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 10:57 PM (sl+zA)

12
he seems like a clown for children's parties who children don't like.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (dciA+)

13 Are you high?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (rwI+c)

14 I'm live blogging the Colbert show. On CBS right now.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (JwLCI)

15 and there you fucking go.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (dciA+)

16 Keep taking it for us ace. You're the Man!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (voOPb)

17 10 okay, I just watched the puppy-monkey-baby commercial.... WTF???

Sorry, that was meant for the other thread, but still WTF?

Posted by: donna at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (/dSsq)

18 *puts down notepad*
You know, I think I'll take a pass on this one.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (zmW4B)

19 Can't watch that douche.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (j8YpL)

20 so for those of you not watching, he's got Obama on.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (dciA+)

21 I hope that he gets ratings worse than his normal show hours.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (zt+N6)

22 6
I figure this gets stomped in 2 min 19 secs.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 10:56 PM (oFSUK)

Much as I appreciate Ace.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (EzgxV)

23 As I said on the last thread, PuppyMonkeyBaby wasn't made by stoners. It was made by acid heads.

Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (heN73)

24 so for those of you not watching, he's got Obama on.

Why?

Posted by: donna at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (/dSsq)

25 oh my god.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (dciA+)

26 I remember when Colbert was funny.

No, wait. That was Margaret Cho. And she wasn't funny.

Nevermind. Move along. Nothing to see. I was never here.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (wKcQA)

27 Speaking of CBS, did anybody else catch the geniuses at CBS News who ran an ad saying:

CBS News.
Then. Now. All Ways.

**coughalwayscough**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (NeFrd)

28 I just watched the puppy-monkey-baby commercial.... WTF???

It makes more sense than Colbert having a CBS show.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (rwI+c)

29 Have fun, I'm watching Billions....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (NOIQH)

30 I watched that gadawful half time I can opt out of Colbert

Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (zOTsN)

31 "Here's some funny stories about things that happened to me while I wrecked the country."

Posted by: Preznit ShitMidas at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (sl+zA)

32 I predict you will turn it off within 20 minutes. And... go!

Posted by: Mega at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (JwLCI)

33 so for those of you not watching, he's got Obama on.

Posted by: ace

Sloppy blowjobs on network tv? CBS should be ashamed.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (zmW4B)

34 Just watched my team get thumped...ain't gonna watch this.

Posted by: BignJames at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (HtUkt)

35
Colbert IS PuppyMonkeyBaby...

Posted by: Moron Delux at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (N0Bpk)

36 yeah, not gonna watch obumbles and unfunny colbert

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (uZNvH)

37 Feeling a bit masochistic there, Ace?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (vBeA5)

38 >>>Are you high?!?

To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (e+1S5)

39 so Colbert is doing stupid, corny sketches with both Obama and Michele.

It's a fucking trainwreck.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (dciA+)

40 So President Pissypants on TV before AND after the game.

Barf.

Posted by: Blano at February 07, 2016 11:01 PM (heN73)

41 First Super Bowl L, now Colbert. What a day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 11:01 PM (sl+zA)

42 The puppy monkey babies weren't punishment enough?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 11:01 PM (1xUj/)

43 >>so for those of you not watching, he's got Obama on.

Of course!!!

"Look at MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
- Obama, who cannot stand anyone else getting the spotlight

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 11:01 PM (NOIQH)

44 Local news is repeating highlights and clips from the game. The channel will change the instant Colbert comes on.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 07, 2016 11:01 PM (chkUd)

45 I think Colbert is too smart for the likes of me to understand, so I'll just have to skip it and go bathe the cat.

Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2016 11:01 PM (NSb9d)

46 Posted by: donna at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (/dSsq)

Thank you for reinforcing my decision to put my hand in a bucket of scorpions instead. It had been a pretty close call!

Posted by: Mega at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (JwLCI)

47 The post Super Bowl program is supposed to be used to promote a show that they want lots of eyeballs on. Of course when they are doing that they don't run an hour long post game show too.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (zt+N6)

48 Now to get my Bitchtype on!

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (UnJ7w)

49 Many would put having to watch Colbert right up there with the thought of having to do 'the act' with Hildabeast...in other words--the same as capital punishment.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (fC+Kl)

50 EC sighting Yay!

Cold bear Boo!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (voOPb)

51 would pay money for puppy-monkey-baby to get Zika virus and bite Obama's head off

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (uZNvH)

52 I think Colbert is too smart for the likes of me to understand, so I'll just have to skip it and go bathe the cat.

Watch out for hairballs.

Posted by: Steve Martin at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (sl+zA)

53 colbert is really painful.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (dciA+)

54 I saw the first couple trying to have banter in the pregame interview. It was sort of awful. I think they don't really like each other

Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (zOTsN)

55 CBS announces the Tonight Show with Puppy-Monkey-Baby.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 11:03 PM (rwI+c)

56 I just watched most of the Todd-Trump conversation from this morning's Press The Meat, the one linked over in the right sidebar.

For the first time, he does not seem at all clownish to me. He is a serious candidate.

I think he may be able to beat The Haggard Queen, if he can consistently come across in interviews the way he did with Chuck Todd.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 07, 2016 11:03 PM (U6f54)

57 54
I saw the first couple trying to have banter in the pregame interview.
It was sort of awful. I think they don't really like each other

Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (zOTsN)
No one can love ME as much as ME!

Posted by: President Narcissus Obama at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (uZNvH)

58 i might bail out on this, this is terrible.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (dciA+)

59 Cheer up people. Next Super Bowl Barack Obama will be occupying whatever house the secretary-general of the UN lives in.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (UnJ7w)

60 I have just found the measure of my commitment to the blog.

Nah. Can't watch another minute of it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (1xUj/)

61 39 ... It's a fucking train wreck

You were expecting Shakespeare?

Posted by: Lurch (no, not the former SecState) at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (49Dk2)

62 May you contract Zika and have Jack Nicklaus mistake your head for a golf ball.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (JwLCI)

63 Ace dropped the F bomb in the comments. That show must really suck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:05 PM (voOPb)

64 55 CBS announces the Tonight Show with Puppy-Monkey-Baby.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!

I used to be the next host of the Tonight Show

Posted by: ManBearPig at February 07, 2016 11:05 PM (zmW4B)

65 CBS News.
Then. Now. All Ways.

**coughalwayscough**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (NeFrd)

Nope, they got it right. SeeBS News gives it to us hard in all ways: Up the ass, won't cum in our mouths, raping our goats and shooting our dogs, calling us racists for not agreeing with Barky's fundamental transformation of the US into a third world banana oligarchy. No, 'all ways' is correct.

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2016 11:05 PM (Ix+HS)

66 >>>I have just found the measure of my commitment to the blog.

Nah. Can't watch another minute of it.

...

i don't blame you but i'm hoping margot robbie talks about being harley quinn.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:05 PM (dciA+)

67 i might bail out on this, this is terrible.

It's still early enough for heroin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 11:05 PM (sl+zA)

68
i might bail out on this, this is terrible.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (dciA+)
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32
I predict you will turn it off within 20 minutes. And... go!
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2! Knew I should have gone with 2.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at February 07, 2016 11:05 PM (JwLCI)

69 I'm watching curling. No, really. I still win.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 11:06 PM (e+1S5)

70 It's still early enough for heroin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2016 11:05 PM (sl+zA)
Worked for us.

Posted by: Puppy-Monkey-Baby Advertising Agency at February 07, 2016 11:06 PM (uZNvH)

71 53
colbert is really painful.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:02 PM (dciA+)

Heartbreak of psoriasis painful or painful elimination painful?

Posted by: BignJames at February 07, 2016 11:06 PM (HtUkt)

72 He posted that pic of himself "throwing" a football on the WH Twitter.
I would've burned that pic if I were him.

Posted by: Kas at February 07, 2016 11:06 PM (Bl4dy)

73 >> It's a fucking trainwreck.

It's a train fucking wreck.

It's a dessert topping (if you're into shit sandwiches).

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2016 11:07 PM (gyKtp)

74 Why the hell is the president on this?

Posted by: Draki at February 07, 2016 11:07 PM (lNK80)

75 Cam Newton post game presser just terrible. He walked off when they asked him if he let his team down

Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 11:07 PM (zOTsN)

76 58 i might bail out on this, this is terrible.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (dciA+)

Come on ace. Someone bet you couldn't last 20 minutes starting at 11. You can do it!

I'm not. But you can!

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:08 PM (zt+N6)

77 35
Colbert IS PuppyMonkeyBaby...
Posted by: Moron Delux at February 07, 2016 11:00 PM (N0Bpk)

No, I think I've got that one figured out.

Posted by: Captain Jerk at February 07, 2016 11:08 PM (J3UIw)

78 Switched from Shark?? vs. Kolossus to Chicago news. Nope more casualties on the news. Time to check the DVR

Posted by: DaveA at February 07, 2016 11:08 PM (DL2i+)

79 {{{crosses Colbert off list}}}

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 11:09 PM (JwLCI)

80 Rick and Morty show on Adult Swim...much better alternative to watch.

Posted by: RGallegos at February 07, 2016 11:09 PM (49Jfq)

81 i might bail out on this, this is terrible.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (dciA+)

It's better if you have friends to suffer through it with!

Posted by: Draki at February 07, 2016 11:09 PM (lNK80)

82
the only thing worse than steven colbert's jokes is steven colbert's attempts at lighthearted banter.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:09 PM (dciA+)

83 Hey ace since you mentioned Harley Quinn. Have you seen anything about the fan theory that the Joker is not the real Joker?

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:09 PM (zt+N6)

84 74. Well I think someone posted once that Fallon said "If the WH says the prezzy wants to be on your show you don't refuse" Of course Colbert probably was "oh goody goody"

Posted by: PaleRider at February 07, 2016 11:09 PM (chkUd)

85 Come on ace. Someone bet you couldn't last 20 minutes starting at 11. You can do it!

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:08 PM (zt+N6)

Hey what the hell do you mean, "someone"???? You rat bastard.

Posted by: Mega at February 07, 2016 11:09 PM (JwLCI)

86 It's better if you have friends to suffer through it with!

He's got us .. err wait. I see where you're going with this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 11:10 PM (rwI+c)

87
It really was the worst halftime show ever. I mean truly sucked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2016 11:10 PM (ODxAs)

88 20 so for those of you not watching, he's got Obama on.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (dciA+)
It'd be better if he had Madeleine Albright and Gloria Steinem on so they could show the public what The Beast's campaign is really all about.
That is to say, Vote for the Beast for no other reason, than that she has ladyparts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2016 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

89 the only thing worse than steven colbert's jokes is steven colbert's attempts at lighthearted banter.

That would be module 24.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 07, 2016 11:10 PM (sl+zA)

90 I'm glad we don't have cable TV.

The web feed gives us Netflix and Amazon, so we might queue up the next episode of Mad Dogs, to see what the little guy with the cat head is going to do.

Looks as if they took the head from the bandleader Frank (a great movie!) and repainted it with a cat snout and whiskers. Cute.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 07, 2016 11:10 PM (U6f54)

91 Better show to watch...Rick and Morty show in Adult Swim.

Posted by: RGallegos at February 07, 2016 11:11 PM (49Jfq)

92 Questions like "did you let your team down" are a dick move. Times like that I wish D-Lamp was on the field with the reporters

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 11:11 PM (6FqZa)

93 It really was the worst halftime show ever. I mean truly sucked.

Gayer than a Cooper Mini.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 11:11 PM (rwI+c)

94 >>>i might bail out on this, this is terrible.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (dciA+)<<<

It was hard work. Take the rest of the week off. You've earned it.

Posted by: awaits the next 3 hour podcast at February 07, 2016 11:11 PM (H9MG5)

95 Colbert should have stuck with his old schtick. His delivery is awful. Give me Conan.

Posted by: Draki at February 07, 2016 11:11 PM (lNK80)

96 May you both accidentally walk in on Moo chelle while she's naked. And facing you.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at February 07, 2016 11:11 PM (JwLCI)

97 steven colbert is to comedy what coldplay is to comedy

(greg giraldo joke.)

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:11 PM (dciA+)

98 26 I remember when Colbert was funny.
No, wait. That was Margaret Cho. And she wasn't funny.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at February 07, 2016 10:59 PM (wKcQA)

You mean that racist thing where she ridicules the way Asian immigrants talk isn't funny?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (+lVUW)

99 Dip dip dive so-socialize
Open up your ears and clean out your eyes
If you learn to love, you're in for a surprise
It could be nice to be alive

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (UnJ7w)

100 Times like that I wish D-Lamp was on the field with the reporters

I always pictured DL as Rorschach.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (rwI+c)

101 >>>It's still early enough for heroin.

Fact check status: True

Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (e+1S5)

102 Well. Deon Sanders and Michael Irving calling out Cam Newton for being a poor sport and immature for leaving the presser

Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (zOTsN)

103 Ace, you must be watching Trumps new advanced torture techniques. I suggest you close your eyes and change the channel immediately.

Posted by: Ken in AB at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (93scq)

104 >> Hey ace since you mentioned Harley Quinn. Have you seen anything about the fan theory that the Joker is not the real Joker?

yes. I think this theory establishes that the internet exists to prove that have too much time on their hands.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (dciA+)

105 It's amazing that they gave this one note ass clown a network show.

I believe he regularly gets beaten by James Corden an even less funny British twit.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 07, 2016 11:13 PM (WVvzl)

106 I agree sport press being dicks, but it's part of the job. Be bigger

Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 11:13 PM (zOTsN)

107 Well, Cam whining about roughing the passer when he got a fair and deserved sacking didn't exactly smell of good sportsmanship at the time

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM (6FqZa)

108 What did it for me with Coldplay is not them ripping off other artist's music. No, it was the sample of Obama signing Amazing Grace on their album. Talk about tribal signaling.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM (UnJ7w)

109 >>i might bail out on this, this is terrible.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:04 PM (dciA+)

It was hard work. Take the rest of the week off. You've earned it.
Posted by: awaits the next 3 hour podcast at February 07, 2016 11:11 PM (H9MG5)

I'd tell you to just sleep-in real late tomorrow...but, well, you know, "coals to Newcastle".

Posted by: Captain Jerk at February 07, 2016 11:15 PM (J3UIw)

110 104 >> Hey ace since you mentioned Harley Quinn. Have you seen anything about the fan theory that the Joker is not the real Joker?

yes. I think this theory establishes that the internet exists to prove that have too much time on their hands.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (dciA+)

Well yes probably. However its not like its the first time the idea has been utilized. The Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker movie. And then there was Frank Miller's sequel to The Dark Knight Returns. And well they do seem to have heavily taken from Miller.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:15 PM (zt+N6)

111 Before the halftime show today, I thought Coldplay was some hip band like maybe Weezer or something.

And that girl Bee-Yonce-EE was some little wisp.

But now my eyes have been opened. Coldplay's a bore, not even good like some of the boy bands. And Bee-Yonce-EE looks like one of those girls you knew in high school who could mow you down in the hallway. Big girl. Lotta power.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 07, 2016 11:15 PM (U6f54)

112 >>I believe he regularly gets beaten by James Corden an even less funny British twit.

Yeah, at least Corden is likable.
Colbert is just smug. And not funny.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 11:15 PM (NOIQH)

113
That halftime was too gay for me.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at February 07, 2016 11:16 PM (ODxAs)

114 the half time muted was OK ... all the black guys were acting kinda feminine, and the black women were acting masculine ... when they were doing their "dance off" or whatever it was. Struck as pretty weird.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (5Gpe2)

115 Are Erasure available for halftime next year?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (6FqZa)

116 "So President Pissypants on TV before AND after the game. "

So nice to see that earflaps has solved all the problems facing the US, and now has the time to involve himself in high school talent show antics.

WAF x 10,000,000

Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (24c3y)

117 That halftime was too gay for me.

Posted by: Richard Simmons
****
Agweed

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)

118 I saw the first couple trying to have banter in the pregame interview.
It was sort of awful. I think they don't really like each other

The phonies.

Posted by: Bubba and the Beast at February 07, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

119 Struck as pretty weird.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (5Gpe2)

Is it just me or is Beyonce starting to look like Jay-Z? What was the deal with the gold zipper on her diaper too?

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:18 PM (UnJ7w)

120 20 so for those of you not watching, he's got Obama on.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 10:58 PM (dciA+)

Ewoks: Doing the jobs that make regular Americans throw up.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 07, 2016 11:18 PM (dPpmC)

121 >>"So President Pissypants on TV before AND after the game. "

I think we know how his post-presidency will be ---- Look At Me, I'm Still Relevant!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 11:19 PM (NOIQH)

122 Reporters are all asses, including sports reporters. That said, Cam is a poor winner, so not surprised he's a poor loser, too.

Posted by: not the mama at February 07, 2016 11:20 PM (xBQIU)

123 tina fey had a good joke. margot robbie was saying she gave a lot of people tattoos, but she misspelled a word on someone's tattoo.

Tina fey said, "That's a good time to be pretty!"

everything else involving colbert was a nightmare from which i cannot wake myself.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:20 PM (dciA+)

124 Are Erasure available for halftime next year?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (6FqZa)

I could really go for some Chains of Love right NOW.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:20 PM (UnJ7w)

125
121 >>"So President Pissypants on TV before AND after the game. "

I think we know how his post-presidency will be ---- Look At Me, I'm Still Relevant!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 11:19 PM (NOIQH)

And people really think this will be the last Super Bowl we'll have to put up with him.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:20 PM (zt+N6)

126 As president, yes.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:21 PM (UnJ7w)

127 @112

He's on The Grahm Norton show a lot and he just comes off like a puppy dog.

The Grahm Norton show is by far the best talk show on the Telly.

The great thing about that show is drinking is actually encouraged and the guests are often piss drunk.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 07, 2016 11:22 PM (WVvzl)

128 123 everything else involving colbert was a nightmare from which i cannot wake myself.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:20 PM (dciA+)

C'mon and chase me, Ace!

Posted by: The Dragon at February 07, 2016 11:23 PM (jV8Mq)

129 Peyton manning has a giant dent in his left cheekbone. Not a new injury. His face is like an old beat up pick up truck

Posted by: ThunderB at February 07, 2016 11:23 PM (zOTsN)

130 "is Beyonce starting to look like Jay-Z?"

ha ... she did at least smile a little finally, the women with her were pretty tough, harsh. Then all the little groupies on the side were white kids, or Asian.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 07, 2016 11:24 PM (5Gpe2)

131 Goddamn, I can't even even stand to read comments about watching Colbert!

Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 11:25 PM (7qAYi)

132 Numb3rs is on Ion. Good show.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 11:25 PM (NGd+i)

133 Puppy monkey baby was highly disturbing. I want to shoot it. Then use it as a door stop.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 11:25 PM (egOGm)

134 122 Reporters are all asses, including sports reporters. That said, Cam is a poor winner, so not surprised he's a poor loser, too.

Posted by: not the mama at February 07, 2016 11:20 PM (xBQIU)

And note to the Cam Newton jocksniffing "journalists" like the dumbass at yahoo. This is why people don't like Cam.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:25 PM (zt+N6)

135 74
Why the hell is the president on this?

Posted by: Draki at February 07, 2016 11:07 PM (lNK80)

Ha, Ha, Ha. Really?

Posted by: gracepc at February 07, 2016 11:26 PM (OU4q6)

136 The problem with Colbert is that he is so damned DULL!!! He's not funny, he's never been funny. But he's not really offensive either, because his schtick is so obtuse. He's not anything at all, other than boring, boring, boring. The fact that CBS placed such a big bet on him is as good a sign as any that, outside of the sports division, CBS is dead as a broadcast company.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2016 11:28 PM (V2Yro)

137 Cheer up people. Next Super Bowl Barack Obama will be occupying whatever house the secretary-general of the UN lives in.
Posted by: Arson Wells

The only way that could happen is if Obama were to surrender our Security Council seat.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 11:30 PM (cXiMR)

138 this will ferrel bit is hilarious. of course, colbert has nothing to do with it.

the gag is that he's pretending to be one of those Zoo Guys that come on talk shows, but he's bringing out mundane animals like kittens and claiming they're "Mongolian Tiger-Weasels" or that sort of thing.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2016 11:31 PM (dciA+)

139 >>Why the hell is the president on this?

Because Obama has to inject himself into every--g#d-danged--thing?
I think he does a big interview every SB Sunday. Also makes appearances on World Series, probably others I can't remember (Michele was at Oscars, Nick kids awards; Obama been on Dancing w/the Stars).
He's a narcissist who's gotten quite fond of the cult of personality adulation.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 11:31 PM (NOIQH)

140 I could really go for some Chains of Love right NOW.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:20 PM (UnJ7w)
Hmm... Puppy-Monkey-Baby dancing to Chains of Love... BRILLIANT!

Posted by: Puppy-Monkey-Baby Advertising Agency at February 07, 2016 11:31 PM (uZNvH)

141 I could see Senator Peyton Manning in the near future.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (cXiMR)

142 they need animals to get people to watch, since they have no humor. Must be a laugh track ... can't imagine the applause/laugh sign would be enough to get people to laugh at that. Professional laughers maybe.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (5Gpe2)

143 139: O is just hangin' with his peeps

Celebrities.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (NGd+i)

144 141 I could see Senator Peyton Manning in the near future.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (cXiMR)

Indiana, Denver, Louisiana or Tennessee?

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:36 PM (zt+N6)

145 Beyoncee's got some hips there, don't she? She could give some of those carolina linebackers a run for their money.

And when everyone stood together at the end, without the ability for the camera to hide their height, Bruno Mars looked like some tiny midget cabana boy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2016 11:36 PM (V2Yro)

146 PuppyMonkeyBaby vs. Sharknado!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 11:37 PM (NGd+i)

147 141 I could see Senator Peyton Manning in the near future.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (cXiMR)

Indiana, Denver, Louisiana or Tennessee?
Posted by: buzzing

All four, at once.

I don't think he'd want to get involved in LA politics. But, any of the others -- who's the weakest duck he could take out.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 11:39 PM (cXiMR)

148 146 PuppyMonkeyBaby vs. Sharknado!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 11:37 PM (NGd+i)

Sharknado would flee in terror.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:49 PM (zt+N6)

149 PuppyMonkeyBaby vs. ManBearPig

Posted by: Spellcheck at February 07, 2016 11:50 PM (HKBpI)

150 Colbert needs to get into the box. Nail the lid on tight. Stash box in that giant warehouse.

Posted by: tailgunner joe at February 08, 2016 12:55 AM (sZEyw)

151 who cares?

i can;t even tell you what channel it's on, nor do i give a fuck.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 08, 2016 01:40 AM (j63nU)

152 How did he treat Megyn Kelly?

Posted by: rokshox at February 08, 2016 02:31 AM (Ap82b)

153

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 06:01 AM (t2KH5)

154 How did he treat Megyn Kelly?

Posted by: rokshox

Not even close to how great I'd treat Megyn. I'm telling you it would be yuuuuge!

Posted by: Arnold Schwartzenegger at February 08, 2016 09:43 AM (8852Y)

155 Why is Ace talking about this? Who was on the show?

Posted by: Baldy at February 08, 2016 02:13 PM (1SCTq)

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