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Ed Henry: Talk of a "Draft Biden" Movement Grows as Hillary Clinton Plummets

A prominent backer of that movement has sent an email out urging people to "resurrect" the Draft Biden push, citing the new poll showing Hillary now in a statistical tie with (another) socialist.

I honestly don't know how this could happen. I suppose write-in? Biden can't get on most ballots due to expired deadlines. People keep talking about the Toricelli Precedent, but ah, keep in mind, The Toricelli Precedent involves advantaging Democrats at the expense of the Unpeople from Jesusland, Republicans.

Different set of laws apply when you're asked to re-write the law to hurt a Democrat.

Posted by: Ace at 06:05 PM




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1 Hillary! plummets...

could sell tickets to that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:07 PM (+Ifkm)

2 Plummets like a dead duck... Plummets like a flushed turd... Plummets like a burning meteor... is she a Small SMOD?

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at February 05, 2016 06:08 PM (ucB75)

3 Deuce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:08 PM (+Ifkm)

4
Biden / '78 Tran-Am 2016!

Posted by: Sketchy at February 05, 2016 06:09 PM (vA8Rg)

5 Only a picayune SMOD if she takes the Deimoscrap party with her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:10 PM (+Ifkm)

6 I think the media have already made the decision to go all in for Biden; that's why we're seeing articles critical of Chelsea and hearing talk of Hillary's big money speech fees. They're finishing her off to get to an electable Dem.

Posted by: pj at February 05, 2016 06:10 PM (cHuNI)

7 Oh I'll miss those pantsuits

Posted by: HarryDixson at February 05, 2016 06:11 PM (1qa/f)

8 I think you mean Hair Plugs can not get on the primary ballots?



I am pretty sure he can still get on the general election ballot if the state democrat parties say he's their nominee.



After the indictment or the FBI walk out this spring, Hillary will be forced withdraw and release her delegates.



MORE POPCORN! (Don't worry, we can still fvck it up with our Hair Plugs guy, Trump)

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:12 PM (jJRIy)

9 I wonder if she look as good in an orange jumpsuit

Posted by: HarryDixson at February 05, 2016 06:13 PM (1qa/f)

10 I prefer Alphagetti to toricelli.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 05, 2016 06:13 PM (1wRfA)

11 I don't know who is worse, crazy Uncle Joe or Hillary! Either way we're screwed...

Posted by: donna at February 05, 2016 06:13 PM (/dSsq)

12 Sharyl Attkisson was on the panel with Brett Baer many moons ago, before Biden bowed out, and during the Candidate Casino segment, she put all her $100 of chips on Slow Joe for the nomination.

She looked pretty stupid after he bowed out, but, hey, she may have been right all along.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 05, 2016 06:13 PM (dvuhZ)

13 I would rather have Hillary than Hair Plugs.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:14 PM (jJRIy)

14 So would a collapse in these primaries finish Hillary off as a viable candidate? Or does she keep coming back until somebody drives a stake through her admittedly non-existent heart.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2016 06:14 PM (hJrjt)

15 I would rather have Hillary than Hair Plugs.


I despise them equally...

Posted by: donna at February 05, 2016 06:14 PM (/dSsq)

16 Down Goes Hillary!

Down Goes Hillary!

Down Goes Hillary!

Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at February 05, 2016 06:14 PM (DQZLr)

17 If you draft Joe Biden you'll get paste in your radiator.

Posted by: True NASCAR Facts at February 05, 2016 06:15 PM (DL2i+)

18 How does it happen? When Hillary's delegates plus the superdelegates equal 50%+1, the indictment/warrant is executed, and Hillary quietly agrees to release them to Biden in exchange for a pardon.

Posted by: Bivalve Curious at February 05, 2016 06:15 PM (S35jl)

19 Down Goes Hillary!

The visuals are much more terrifying if you have Huma say that...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:15 PM (+Ifkm)

20 If Hillary suddenly had a "health problem" and dropped out, states would be happy to reschedule their primaries and reprint/reprogram their ballots. It just wouldn't be fair not to. Now, if she's in, yeah, problem. I hope that thought is keeping her up nights.

If Bernie Burns should also suddenly come down with something too, why, folks wouldn't even really demand a convention. Or an election either, unless us'n's get all snippy about it. That would be your LBJ precedent. As clueless as he's been to the Clinton Machine's under-the-waterline broadsides, he probably hasn't had that dawn on him yet either. He's gonna be pissed when they open that car door.

This could turn into a regular throne of blood.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 06:16 PM (xq1UY)

21 All it takes is a majority vote at the convention to change the rules on nominations.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 05, 2016 06:16 PM (rwI+c)

22 I'd rather have dumbass than evil.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 06:17 PM (2x3L+)

23 Biden's not hated, like Hillary is, but outside of the leadership is anybody actually gung-ho for him?

Between him and somebody people are enthusiastic about what are the odds of him actually winning?

Posted by: AD at February 05, 2016 06:17 PM (QWY55)

24 With Biden as candidate, we can hope Dr. Jill Biden is his puppet-master.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:18 PM (+Ifkm)

25 ...Good, so Plugs makes the third old White Dem. Candidate they have...

Posted by: donna at February 05, 2016 06:18 PM (/dSsq)

26 I thought this would turn out the exact opposite, that teh Hildabeast would make a last minute entrance in the race when Ol' Slow Joe imploded.

Oh well...I also thought that TFP would never get elected either. Silly me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 06:18 PM (LUgeY)

27 The Dem nominee is automatically on the ballot for the general in all 50 states, so is the Rep. Hell, I think the Libertarians and even the Constitution Party make the automatic ballot in many states.

At any rate, whoever the Dems say is their nominee goes on that general ballot. The Dems have some sort of "brokered/open" convention and the superdelegates push Uncle Joe to the nomination. They rewrite the rules if necessary to get who they want at the convention.

That's how it will be done.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 05, 2016 06:19 PM (dvuhZ)

28 All I ever wanted to do was bring the Dodgers back to Brooklyn.

Posted by: Bernie! at February 05, 2016 06:20 PM (FohCt)

29 I'm guessing the snarling, hissing and spitting will be heard all the way to New York when they try to take the nomination away from Hillary.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2016 06:20 PM (hJrjt)

30 We're going to get with stuck with Dondi or Hitlery. This whole game is rigged.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 06:20 PM (2x3L+)

31 The Democrats are worried that Sanders can't win the General. I'm worried that he can.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 05, 2016 06:20 PM (rwI+c)

32 So, drooling paste eater instead of the Maoist harpy? Oy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 05, 2016 06:20 PM (kpqmD)

33 If my Grandma did the cha-cha in a pantsuit, I slap her upside her drunken noggin.

Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2016 06:21 PM (BngQR)

34 @ 20. Yup. Hillary will have a convenient health problem in order to either escape indictment or to be pardoned.

If she chooses to "stay healthy," she will be indicted.

I'm still going with my prediction from last August: Joey Choo Choo will pick the Cherokee Princess as his VP candidate and then promise to serve only one term.

The question is whether Obama gets a Supreme Court nomination. I think not. That would involve, you know, work. [Cue Maynard G. Krebs reaction.]

Posted by: Furious George at February 05, 2016 06:21 PM (3GAnN)

35 Common the demsocialist base would go insane if crazy Bernie got passed over

Posted by: HarryDixson at February 05, 2016 06:21 PM (1qa/f)

36 I would not move Hillary's food bowl while she is eating.

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 06:22 PM (mR7Es)

37 Hump-Stomp

Posted by: Mortimer at February 05, 2016 06:22 PM (ywUbU)

38 **grabs train engineer hat out of dresser drawer**


Oh goody. Ohhhh goody! Whistle stop tours. Woo-woo!!!

Posted by: Joke Biden at February 05, 2016 06:22 PM (H9MG5)

39 The Dems wouldn't take Hillary's precious away from her, would they?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2016 06:22 PM (hJrjt)

40 I can only hope that she is suffering.

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2016 06:23 PM (e3bId)

41 As God is my witness, I thought Hillary could fly!
Oh the huge manatee!
It's going to take weeks to fill in that crater.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 05, 2016 06:23 PM (9iR5/)

42 If Bernie gets a significant number of delegates, and they try to pull something at the convention, the Bernie Bros will get restless. It could be fun.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 05, 2016 06:23 PM (dvuhZ)

43
Tell Them Joe Biden Is Coming!

In Grope-O-Vision

Posted by: The Worst Hollywood Movie Ever at February 05, 2016 06:23 PM (0cMkb)

44 Run Joe, RUN!

Posted by: Max Entropy at February 05, 2016 06:24 PM (cgtTL)

45 Well it's Friday what are they gonna dump?

Posted by: donna at February 05, 2016 06:24 PM (/dSsq)

46 He would need a lot of money which he can not raise. Hillz or Commie is a better choice for conservatives in that Hillz has one foot inside a prison cell and Bernis is a commie.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 06:24 PM (iQIUe)

47
I'm still listening to the pod cast. It's one YUGE chunk!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 06:25 PM (iQIUe)

48 Botox and hairplug futures are skyrocketing!

Posted by: Max Entropy at February 05, 2016 06:25 PM (cgtTL)

49 Hillz' fortunes are plummeting faster than the house that fell on her sister.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

50 The Democrats are very adept and finding sympathetic and pliable judges who will suspend, rewrite or vacate long-standing laws that have suddenly become inconvenient to Democrats.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 05, 2016 06:25 PM (Wp9Nt)

51 I really don't know anything about Bernie other than he identifies as a socialist. He seems stupid based on him giving Hitlery a pass on her emails in their first debate. I don't think he has the where-with-all to win anything. He doesn't seem shrewd enough. He actually seems like a naive, angry idealist

Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 06:26 PM (2x3L+)

52 18
How does it happen? When Hillary's delegates plus the superdelegates
equal 50%+1, the indictment/warrant is executed, and Hillary quietly
agrees to release them to Biden in exchange for a pardon.


Posted by: Bivalve Curious at February 05, 2016 06:15 PM (S35jl)

AND, unlike Ford, Obama will pardon her AFTER the election.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:26 PM (jJRIy)

53 If Joe Biden is your best answer, maybe you should just agree to sit this one out.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 06:26 PM (/tuJf)

54 @ 38. Le sigh. Of course the Paste-eater will have whistle-tour throughout the U.S. The media will wet themselves with excitement.

He will excoriate the do-nothing Republican Congress.

Posted by: Furious George at February 05, 2016 06:26 PM (3GAnN)

55
Anyone know a nice girl we can fix Ace with?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 06:26 PM (iQIUe)

56 43: Yeah, I'm coming. Unnnnnnhhhhhhh. *squirt*

Damn, Viagra is good stuff.

Posted by: Uncle Joes at February 05, 2016 06:26 PM (dvuhZ)

57 Since this is a stupid time to be alive, I want a Trump Biden debate. Someone will be called a lying motherfucker, someone will take a swing and there will be hair allllllll over the place.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at February 05, 2016 06:26 PM (IrByp)

58 **creepily rubs hands together**

I can't wait to get out there and press the flesh on the campaign trail.

All... that... soft... supple... flesh... with nice smelling hair...

Posted by: Joke Biden at February 05, 2016 06:27 PM (H9MG5)

59 Oregon Muse, you mean the Launtenberg Rule?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:27 PM (+Ifkm)

60 Anyone know a nice girl we can fix Ace with?

NICE girl?

The question answers itself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 06:27 PM (8ZskC)

61 If Biden was picked as Obama's insurance policy against assassination, who would play that role in a Biden administration?

Lincoln Chaffee is probably the only dumber person in government, so he's probably the early favorite. Although maybe he goes with someone like Rachel Jeanteal for the minority vote.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 05, 2016 06:27 PM (1RNgT)

62 Rumor has it that Biden has already special-ordered the Presidential Speedos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

63 31
The Democrats are worried that Sanders can't win the General. I'm worried that he can.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 05, 2016 06:20 PM (rwI+c)

Why? Replacing a Black socialist with a White one scares you?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:28 PM (jJRIy)

64 Empress, I can easily imagine Trump's Toupee slam-dunking the Plugz against the podium. Repeatedly hoping to beat some sense back into the guy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:28 PM (+Ifkm)

65 >>>> Anyone know a nice girl we can fix Ace with?
----
Somehow, I don't think nice girls are Ace's type.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 06:28 PM (2x3L+)

66 Lincoln Chafee?

Hagel the Bagel anyone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:29 PM (+Ifkm)

67 "Hillary Clinton being indicted."

"Kate Upton gives you a blow job."

"Alex, what are two equally probable events?"

"Correct".

"I'll take In Your Dreams for $200"

"Its the Daily Double!"...

Posted by: An Observation at February 05, 2016 06:29 PM (1jyp6)

68 Paul Ryan will endorse Biden, if the nominee is Cruz or Trump.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 05, 2016 06:29 PM (dvuhZ)

69
Draft him and send him to boot camp.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 06:30 PM (HgMAr)

70 The Paste Eater doesn't need Rachel Jenteal for the minority vote. He'll have the Cherokee Princess. She'll probably broadly hint that Cory Booker would play a yuuuuuge role in the Lieawatha Administration.

Posted by: Furious George at February 05, 2016 06:30 PM (3GAnN)

71 They have to keep her alive until bernie can't get nominated without the super-delegates. Then they indict. Biden drafted at convention. It's why they created super-delegate system after 68 or 72

Posted by: phreshone at February 05, 2016 06:30 PM (12kBq)

72 Oh, for God's sake, Jeb is getting some free time on Fox. He is a dweeb.


Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:30 PM (jJRIy)

73 Evening all



Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 06:31 PM (DUoqb)

74 I'd rather have Biden than Sanders or Clinton.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2016 06:31 PM (dZ756)

75 They have to keep her alive until bernie can't get nominated without the super-delegates. Then they indict. Biden drafted at convention. It's why they created super-delegate system after 68 or 72

It's so crazy that it just might work.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 05, 2016 06:31 PM (8ZskC)

76 If it looks like Hills is going down. You know Bernie wins NH big time, then her polls collapse in her "firewall" states and Bernie looks to be going to take it, Hillary will be indicted.

Uncle Joe and Lizzy Warren will be the ticket.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 05, 2016 06:31 PM (dvuhZ)

77 When has a firewall ever worked for Hillary!?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:32 PM (+Ifkm)

78 I'm positive I speak for everyone when I say thank you Ace for not using the words Hillary Clinton and goes down.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2016 06:32 PM (4ErVI)

79 It's alive!

Posted by: Dr. Frankenbiden at February 05, 2016 06:33 PM (HgMAr)

80 Oh, I think the draft Biden thing is silly wishful thinking. There's really only one option for them: Make Hillory and Bernie offers they cannot refuse.

Hillory certainly knows how it could end... a bullet to the temple, dumped in Ft. Marcy Park.

If there's a late fill-in, it'll be a Sexy Candidate of Color. If it must be said, "sexy" isn't defined by you and me, so don't strain your brain trying to come up with one. They're out there.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 06:33 PM (TOk1P)

81 74
I'd rather have Biden than Sanders or Clinton.


Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2016 06:31 PM (dZ756)

Why? Hair Plugs would be a harder candidate to beat. He only has one plagiarism charge against him, that makes him a "clean" candidate.


Course, sucking Obama's dick for eight years won't help him much.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:33 PM (jJRIy)

82 I think everyone is forgetting one huge thing here, Sanders. His voters are not going to let this happen at the convention. And if it does happen, they will just not vote.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 06:34 PM (iONHu)

83 I am still trying to figure out how Biden running will help me win my Super Bowl Box pool on Sunday?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 06:34 PM (DUoqb)

84 I would like to draft Joe Biden.

Draft him then drop him behind ISIS lines to be ass raped and beheaded or lit afire in a cage.

Or tossed off of a tall building.

Yes. I would like to draft Joe Biden.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 05, 2016 06:34 PM (ej1L0)

85 Oregon Muse, you mean the Launtenberg Rule?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:27 PM (+Ifkm)


Lautenberg. Yeah, that's the guy. I couldn't remember his name, but that's the case I was thinking of.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 05, 2016 06:34 PM (Wp9Nt)

86 They have to keep her alive until bernie can't get nominated without the super-delegates.


The Dem grandees will have to drag Hillz' battered corpse along until the convention like Achilles dragged Hector behind his chariot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 06:34 PM (8ZskC)

87 Sanders. His voters are not going to let this happen at the convention. And if it does happen, they will just not vote.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 06:34 PM (iONHu)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 06:34 PM (DUoqb)

88 If there's a late fill-in, it'll be a Sexy Candidate
of Color. If it must be said, "sexy" isn't defined by you and me, so
don't strain your brain trying to come up with one. They're out there.


Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 06:33 PM (TOk1P)

Cory/Castro?

That shit won't sell this time, trust me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:35 PM (jJRIy)

89 Hillary Clinton reverse cowgirl.


Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2016 06:35 PM (qUNWi)

90 Remember the superdelegates (all the elected officials and party "elders" who are given votes at the convention). They can roll Bernie's delegates if Hill manages to get enough of her own, who will then be released to Uncle Joe (or whoever they want to draft).

Now, the Feel-the-Bern crowd will get restless and try to revolt, that will happen. Just get the popcorn and enjoy the show.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 05, 2016 06:36 PM (dvuhZ)

91 >>>> The Dem grandees will have to drag Hillz' battered corpse along until the convention like Achilles dragged Hector behind his chariot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 06:34 PM
-----
Only at this place would someone make an Iliad reference. Lol.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 06:36 PM (2x3L+)

92 drag Hillz' battered corpse along until the convention like Achilles dragged Hector behind his chariot.
--------
Damn. I'd pay good money to see something like that. For reals of course.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 05, 2016 06:36 PM (9iR5/)

93

Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders plans to appear in an interview with Larry David on NBCs Saturday Night Live, the New York Times reported on Friday.

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 06:36 PM (DUoqb)

94 Hillary goes down for no one.

Posted by: Huma at February 05, 2016 06:37 PM (3GFMN)

95 Yes. I would like to draft Joe Biden.

Dood, It's not safe to follow him on a windy day let alone into the elevator.

Posted by: The Secret Service at February 05, 2016 06:38 PM (DL2i+)

96 Now, the Feel-the-Bern crowd will get restless and try to revolt, that will happen. Just get the popcorn and enjoy the show.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 05, 2016 06:36 PM (dvuhZ)

YES, THIS.
Don't worry, after six months of a circle firing squad, the GOP will have no one to run that isn't wounded.
Nice work Prius.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:38 PM (jJRIy)

97 >>>> Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders plans to appear in an interview with Larry David on NBCs Saturday Night Live
----
That might actually be funny and help the Communist.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 06:38 PM (2x3L+)

98 When Hillary goes down, she'll make quite a splash!

Posted by: Benny Hill at February 05, 2016 06:38 PM (3GFMN)

99 I've had bottled Biden and it's not much better.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

100 1
Hillary! plummets...

could sell tickets to that.


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 06:07 PM (+Ifkm)


As God is my witness, I thought fat, entitled, cackling, socialist hags could fly.

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at February 05, 2016 06:38 PM (3dOE/)

101
74
I'd rather have Biden than Sanders or Clinton.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2016 06:31 PM (dZ756)
......................

We could flip a coin. Or do rock, paper, scissors.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 06:38 PM (HgMAr)

102 Hubby and I are considering attending a local Bernie event w/the kids so they can see stupid up close. Like a field trip to Wacky Town.

Posted by: Jmel at February 05, 2016 06:39 PM (15vyA)

103 We could flip a coin.


Here. Use my Liberty Medal.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at February 05, 2016 06:39 PM (8ZskC)

104 We could flip a coin.

Good idea!

Posted by: Hillary! at February 05, 2016 06:40 PM (1wRfA)

105 If there's a late fill-in, it'll be a Sexy Candidate

of Color. If it must be said, "sexy" isn't defined by you and me, so

don't strain your brain trying to come up with one. They're out there.




Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 06:33 PM (TOk1P)

Cory/Castro?

That shit won't sell this time, trust me.


Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:35 PM (jJRIy)

I wouldn't count on it working for them, I just think it's weird they're letting this come down to the Fascist Geritol Twins.


Either there's a play they haven't yet shown, or they're just ready to lose the '16, and hope for their Savior of Color to arrive in '20.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 06:40 PM (TOk1P)

106 I saw Hillary fall from the heavens like a brightly burning star.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at February 05, 2016 06:40 PM (3GFMN)

107 Did somebody say scissors?

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at February 05, 2016 06:41 PM (HgMAr)

108 We could flip a coin. Or do rock, paper, scissors.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 06:38 PM (HgMAr)


The secret to Hillory's success? She chooses scissors every time.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (TOk1P)

109 They're praying for an indictment.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

110 What a load of chaotic shit. The reason it's such a confused mess is the deranged, criminally-insane sociopathy of absolutely everyone involved in it. Maybe this is what the end of the world as we know it looks like.

I have no clue about how this is going to turn out, other than, since every likely Democrat nominee is a piece of shit, the Democrat nominee will be a piece of shit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (/f6Nd)

111 If elected, I'll do for the people of America what I did for the people of Libya.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (8ZskC)

112 BMX legend Dave Mirra has apparently committed suicide. RIP.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

113 81
74

I'd rather have Biden than Sanders or Clinton.




Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2016 06:31 PM (dZ756)

Why?
Hair Plugs would be a harder candidate to beat. He only has one
plagiarism charge against him, that makes him a "clean" candidate.


Course, sucking Obama's dick for eight years won't help him much.


Posted by: Nip Sip

///
I meant as President. Frankly, I think Hillary wins a lot of female votes on the basis of pudenda.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2016 06:43 PM (dZ756)

114 Biden Draft? Bottoms up! *hic*

Posted by: Hilarry! at February 05, 2016 06:43 PM (mxCgt)

115 It won't be "Draft Biden".

M'Shell will throw her bat'eth into the ring first.

A third Obama term.

It'll be all the bad parts of SMOD without the funny bits.

Posted by: Veeshir at February 05, 2016 06:43 PM (UtXWA)

116 One of these days, Joe's going to fall over on one of those women, and then he'll have some 'splainin to do!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 05, 2016 06:44 PM (3GFMN)

117 Nice work Prius.


Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:38 PM (jJRIy)
And people keep saying the GOP is disorganized and has no leadership!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 06:44 PM (wYnyS)

118 An even older, whiter candidate with a history of brain problems.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

119 I have no clue about how this is going to turn out,
other than, since every likely Democrat nominee is a piece of shit, the
Democrat nominee will be a piece of shit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (/f6Nd)


That's some first rate prognosticating right there. Simple, and ironclad in its internal logic.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 06:44 PM (TOk1P)

120 Joe's used to coming to the race late.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at February 05, 2016 06:44 PM (3GFMN)

121 as Hillary Clinton Plummets

Hmm. I should dance more...

Posted by: Hilarry! at February 05, 2016 06:45 PM (mxCgt)

122 Economic Freedom: The liberal says "Conservatives don't care about the poor." Never asked the question would you rather be a poor person in a rich country or a rich person in a poor country. Economic conservatives already offered the poor a great thing, in fact the best thing anyone will ever offer them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2016 06:45 PM (VdICR)

123 I have no clue about how this is going to turn out,
other than, since every likely Democrat nominee is a piece of shit, the
Democrat nominee will be a piece of shit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (/f6Nd)


That's some first rate prognosticating right there. Simple, and ironclad in its internal logic.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 06:44 PM (TOk1P)

Thumbs up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 06:45 PM (DUoqb)

124 The Democrats are worried that Sanders can't win the General. I'm worried that he can.

He doesn't have anything to shield him from attacks. No Black Democratium or Historic Vaginanessism.

He's just an old white guy. Trump or Cruz would light into his commie history like a spider monkey. If it was me, I'd find everything he's ever written or said and blast it right back at him and call him a commie right to his face. Ax him why he never held a job, about his honeymoon in Russia and his radical, far-left voting record.

He whines about how bad things are today when he bears a lot of responsibility for them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 06:46 PM (LUgeY)

125 Hillary Clinton Plummets

The tits always go first. It should have been a warning.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 05, 2016 06:46 PM (8ZskC)

126 112 BMX legend Dave Mirra has apparently committed suicide. RIP.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

That really sucks. He was only 41.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 05, 2016 06:46 PM (kpqmD)

127 Hillary is having problems and we need to have an honest, competitive primary process where everyone will have a voice!

eh. probably what they will say

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2016 06:47 PM (Cq0oW)

128 BMX legend Dave Mirra has apparently committed suicide. RIP.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (oVJmc)


PLAYOFFS??? Am I dead or what? PLAYOFFS????

Posted by: Zombie Jim Mora at February 05, 2016 06:47 PM (TOk1P)

129 North Korea may be ready to launch a rocket by Super Bowl kickoff Sunday

One hell of a 1/2 time show ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 06:48 PM (DUoqb)

130 We're all thinking of the national convention and delegates thereto. How about the state conventions. Can they pull some shenanigans with the delegates at the state conventions to give Uncle Joe delegates if they want to?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 05, 2016 06:49 PM (dvuhZ)

131 If it was me, I'd find everything he's ever written or said and blast it right back at him and call him a commie right to his face. Ax him why he never held a job, about his honeymoon in Russia and his radical, far-left voting record.

Isn't this, really, the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2016 06:49 PM (mxCgt)

132 Hey, slowpokes, Nood

Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 06:49 PM (2x3L+)

133 BMX legend Dave Mirra has apparently committed suicide. RIP.




Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 06:42 PM (oVJmc)


PLAYOFFS??? Am I dead or what? PLAYOFFS????


Posted by: Zombie Jim Mora at February 05, 2016 06:47 PM (TOk1P)


No, it appears I am not dead yet. I am 80 though... and PLAYOFFS??????

Posted by: Not-Zombie Jim Mora at February 05, 2016 06:50 PM (TOk1P)

134 If there's a late fill-in, it'll be a Sexy Candidate


of Color. If it must be said, "sexy" isn't defined by you and me, so


don't strain your brain trying to come up with one. They're out there.



Michelle Obama has her hand up.


Posted by: An Observation at February 05, 2016 06:51 PM (1jyp6)

135 People say Hillary's going down in flames. That's not what I see. I see a strong, brilliant woman who just can't figure out why the hell she should be President.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 05, 2016 06:52 PM (3GFMN)

136 Great conservative awakening among the immigrants -- have heard that bullshite for over 30 years. Will never happen.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 06:53 PM (iQIUe)

137 120
Joe's used to coming to the race late.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at February 05, 2016 06:44 PM (3GFMN)

I heard his shotgun shoots blanks

Posted by: Moochie at February 05, 2016 06:54 PM (jJRIy)

138 I think Hillary should be president. And you notice all they can put up against her are old, white men. Incredible.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at February 05, 2016 06:54 PM (3GFMN)

139 OK, is everyone that watches Fox have some fvcking disease?

Posted by: Moochie at February 05, 2016 06:55 PM (jJRIy)

140 I think Hillary wins a lot of female votes on the basis of pudenda.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2016 06:43 PM (dZ756)
-------------
I wonder.
I think the vast majority of women who would vote for a woman (especially Hillary) just because she's a woman are already automatic D voters.

But I wonder how many men who otherwise vote D will be turned off by the mother-in-law-from-hell, the gender-card harridan.

Probably a wash.
I dunno.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2016 06:56 PM (T/5A0)

141 off Moochie sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:56 PM (jJRIy)

142 Written many times I heard Joe wasn't getting in the race as long as Hildabeast was in by (former) Gov. Ed Rendell long ago

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2016 06:57 PM (HWcaz)

143 Well, on the plus side, the Secret Service would be able to pack a lot of agents into the Joey "Uncle Joe" Biden Presidential Clown Car.

Posted by: Baron Bon Mot at February 05, 2016 06:58 PM (J3UIw)

144 Government orders vs Amazon. I ordered a wildlife calendar from NC Wildlife Commission. Got email, that it would be mailed in one to two WEEKS.


Amazon sell millions of items and they deliver them in two days anywhere.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 06:58 PM (jJRIy)

145 A-hole, mysogenistic, inconsistent, blowhard, thin-skinned, narcissist vs "brand x"?
Close election

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 05, 2016 07:01 PM (2u0vC)

146 Bernie gets enough delegates to win on the first ballot. Democrats refuse to seat some of them - give nomination to Hillary. Bernie runs as an independent in the general -after all he's not a Democrat - and we get a President Cruz.

Posted by: An Observation at February 05, 2016 07:14 PM (1jyp6)

147 >>>>>
We're all thinking of the national convention and delegates thereto. How
about the state conventions. Can they pull some shenanigans with the
delegates at the state conventions to give Uncle Joe delegates if they
want to?
.
.
.
.Publis called Shenanigans!

They already did that in Iowa.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 07:25 PM (iONHu)

148 146
Bernie gets enough delegates to win on the first ballot. Democrats
refuse to seat some of them - give nomination to Hillary. Bernie runs as
an independent in the general -after all he's not a Democrat - and we get a President Cruz.



Posted by: An Observation at February 05, 2016 07:14 PM (1jyp6)

I love it. What ever you are smoking, would you share?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 07:25 PM (jJRIy)

149 Hillary deceptive, mislead? Well that's a major step upwards from a flat out lying sack of shi*.

Posted by: Buffalbob at February 05, 2016 08:21 PM (8nL8o)

150 Sharyl Attkisson was on the panel with Brett Baer many moons ago, before
Biden bowed out, and during the Candidate Casino segment, she put all
her $100 of chips on Slow Joe for the nomination.

She looked pretty stupid after he bowed out
-------------------------
Doesn't strike me as stupid, actually. Did she indicate whether she was taking the long, long view?

Posted by: iforgot at February 05, 2016 09:13 PM (YOxw1)

151 Great conservative awakening among the immigrants -- have heard that bullshite for over 30 years. Will never happen.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 06:53 PM (iQIUe)
---------------------------
It might if we changed our immigrants. More Eastern Europeans, fewer Central Americans.

Posted by: iforgot at February 05, 2016 09:16 PM (YOxw1)

152 The only way hildebeast is out is the indictment. The thing is everyone assumes Obama is opposed to that. Can someone splain why that is exactly? Since when have the klintoons and O'blamers been friends? I'd say he's ready with his phone and pen to get ol Joe in.

Posted by: torpedo_of_truth at February 05, 2016 09:24 PM (plVke)

153 #CoinTossesMatter

Posted by: jrg at February 05, 2016 11:39 PM (IyWct)

154 How could Biden happen?

Get Biden on the ballot where possible and make sure he runs well in those (few) places.

Sanders and Clinton close to each other in delegates and neither has a majority. The Party-regular super-delegates can deny either a 1st ballot win, make it a brokered convention, and then win it for Biden on maybe the 4th or 5th ballot.

Depends on Clinton and Sanders neutering each other, but that seems well along--if Sanders is willing to bring up the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: mhj at February 06, 2016 08:14 PM (uKxRL)

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