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Foist?
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (0QJOJ) 2
Ha! And all y'all think BC and I blather on.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (mf5HN) 3
I thought this was a good one. I personally had a bunch to say, having not done one of these for a while.
it's too long, obviously, but hey, if you want, you can listen in chunks. Posted by: ace at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (dciA+) Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 04:23 PM (mf5HN) 5
This may be of interest to the Horde.
http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/joule-bracelet-caffeine-patch/ Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 04:24 PM (mf5HN) 6
Repost because willow-
Ok, predictions. Bernie wins NH Hillary prolly wins SC maybe prolly maybe Then what? Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (X+nFp) Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 05, 2016 04:24 PM (X+nFp) 7
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 04:24 PM (mf5HN)
I'm looking forward to your review of Dead pool. Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 04:25 PM (AEEhl) 8
Repost because willow-
Ok, predictions. Bernie wins NH Hillary prolly wins SC maybe prolly maybe Then what? Profit! Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 04:25 PM (KUNWw) Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 04:26 PM (KUNWw) 10
MUMR, this is a stupid way to spend your time in the commons room. Try building a ship-in-a-bottle.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 04:26 PM (oVJmc) 11
I'm looking forward to your review of Dead pool.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 04:25 PM (AEEhl) As am I. I probably won't be seeing it until the weekend after opening weekend as I have a very important Bandersnatch to go visit opening weekend. Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 04:27 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 04:28 PM (3ZtZW) 13
I saw Febreezed Ewok open up for Curved Air at CBGB's back in '05.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 04:28 PM (LUgeY) 14
I probably won't be seeing it until the weekend after opening weekend as I have a very important Bandersnatch to go visit opening weekend.
We can see it when you're here, honey. Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 04:28 PM (1xUj/) 15
I thought this was a good one. I personally had a bunch to say, having not done one of these for a while.
it's too long, obviously, but hey, if you want, you can listen in chunks. Posted by: ace at February 05, 2016 04:22 PM (dciA+) What's with you and chunks? Listen in chunks. Take showers to remove the chunks. Skin, cut up and cook hobos in chunks... Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 04:29 PM (TOk1P) 16
Why all the love for first post? It's not like there aren't several opportunities every day for that.
Bronze medallion at best. Now, 1000th poster on a thread, those are significant. Harder to hit than 6 winning coin flips in a row. Yuuuuge! Platinum medallion at least! If nothing else, this election is evolving rhetorical stylings. Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 05, 2016 04:29 PM (ml1PM) 17
>>>>What's with you and chunks? Listen in chunks. Take showers to remove the chunks. Skin, cut up and cook hobos in chunks...
. . . .No, no, no you're doing it all wrong. You filet Hobos against the grain lengthwise. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 04:30 PM (iONHu) 18
We can see it when you're here, honey.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 04:28 PM (1xUj/) This is why I totally tolerate you. Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 04:30 PM (mf5HN) 19
Three HOURS of Ace and DREW? There better be some assless chaps involved.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2016 04:30 PM (gyKtp) 20
Skin, cut up and cook hobos in chunks...
==== Oh hey I heard from the guy who lives in the hoarder house. Turns out I had the wrong house! I told the guy to just throw the letter out and oh boy that just started an avalanche of commentary on keeping stuff and where he kept it and how much money it was worth and who took what and why people just don't understand and etc Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 04:31 PM (3ZtZW) 21
Mmmm. Piping hot chunks of fresh Ace. Now with antioxidants!
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at February 05, 2016 04:32 PM (8ZskC) 22
>>>What's with you and chunks? Listen in chunks. Take showers to remove the chunks. Skin, cut up and cook hobos in chunks...
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 04:29 PM (TOk1P)<<< Screw you! **does Truffle Shuffle** Posted by: Chunk (from The Goonies) at February 05, 2016 04:32 PM (H9MG5) 23
It was pretty good, even with Ace's pilloring of my personal character for listening to all of it.
Love ya Ace! Posted by: Austin in TX at February 05, 2016 04:33 PM (4ONGI) 24
Axe the blog? Does Ace use conditioner on this hair back?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 04:33 PM (jJRIy) 25
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>>>>What's with you and chunks? Listen in chunks. Take showers to remove the chunks. Skin, cut up and cook hobos in chunks... .No, no, no you're doing it all wrong. You filet Hobos against the grain lengthwise. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 04:30 PM (iONHu) Ruffians. We obviously need a weekend hobo recipe thread. Posted by: rebel flounder at February 05, 2016 04:33 PM (3dOE/) 26
The new no one is responsible meme is every suicide is possibly caused by CTE. How come brain injuries always triggers the bad part of the brain? I've seen it turn people into sex perverts. Possibly they always that way but were able to control it but the injury took that control away.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 04:33 PM (AEEhl) Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 04:34 PM (3ZtZW) 28
hairy back, not hair back. Also, speaking of axing, does ace use Axe?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2016 04:34 PM (jJRIy) 29
Three HOURS of Ace and DREW? There better be some assless chaps involved.
Three HOURS of Ace and DREW? There'll be some chapped asses. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 04:35 PM (KUNWw) 30
Now, 1000th poster on a thread, those are significant. Harder to hit than 6 winning coin flips in a row. Yuuuuge! Platinum medallion at least!
*buffs nails on shirt* I once got a 1000th! then got First! on the very next post. I received the very prestigious Golden Pixy Hamster Award for that. The hamsters still speak of that day in hushed and reverent tones. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 04:35 PM (LUgeY) 31
Chunks? He's in that 3week MRE study
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 04:36 PM (cXiMR) 32
Stuck at Walmart while getting an oil change in car. They are showing Ellen on TV.
Heidi Klum flashed the audience with her multi-colored brief style panties. SMOD!!! Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 04:37 PM (La5SJ) Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2016 04:37 PM (DL2i+) Posted by: Scrappy Do at February 05, 2016 04:38 PM (FkBIv) 35
Oh and the kid is sick AGAIN and is coughing all the time so I tried the chocolate remedy figuring kids will eat chocolate more readily than take cough syrup.
I got 85% cocoa dark choc. and a rich milk choc. He didn't like the dark and it spoiled him on the milk choc. so I got him to do chips instead. It works *kind of* but my kid isn't the biggest fan of the stuff, so who knows. It did seem to calm his cough for brief periods and when he did it wasn't as violent, FWIW. I think if you're older it would work best. It did make me wonder if a good chili-chocolate combo would work for a stuffy head cold thinger. Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 04:40 PM (3ZtZW) 36
32 >> Heidi Klum flashed the audience with her multi-colored brief style panties.
The odds of Lady Gaga having a wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl just went to infinity plus one. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2016 04:41 PM (gyKtp) 37
HE CALLED ME A BIMBO. ME!
Posted by: MeAgin , K? at February 05, 2016 04:41 PM (ywUbU) 38
What this thread needs is some music.
Hobo's Lullaby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN_xvE79iXE Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 04:42 PM (LUgeY) 39
Earthquake in southern Taiwan. Big buildings on their sides.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 04:42 PM (659DL) 40
If you haven't seen this video yet you have to take a look. It is a video of Homs, Syria taken from a drone. The amount of destruction is incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoRdCbDd50o Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 04:43 PM (/tuJf) 41
10 Reviews Of Human Flesh By Real Cannibals
http://tinyurl.com/jclqdyp *According to Shawcross, human meat tastes like the burned end of a nice pork roast. *According to Wengshoel, 'It had this flavor of wild sheep, if you take a sheep that goes in the mountains and eats mushrooms. It was goaty' *As for what Dahmer thought of the taste, he said it was similar to filet mignon, which is cut from the smaller end of beef tenderloin. I would assume hobo, if not done right, would taste of MD 20/20 and cigarette ash. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 04:43 PM (fWAjv) 42
3 hrs??!!! Who the hell has that kind of time and leisure to listen to a podcast? You guys srsly need to rethink the length of these things. One hour tops
Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 04:43 PM (2x3L+) 43
Ketchup Soup!
or Catsup Soup? Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands Cat soup! Posted by: Scrappy Do at February 05, 2016 04:38 PM (FkBIv) Ketch up is what you have to do when you come into a thread late and have to speed-read through the comments, so you won't make as much of a fool of yourself as you might usually do. Cats up is when you say screw it and toss Fluffy ceiling-ward. Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2016 04:46 PM (s5o+q) 44
Earthquake in southern Taiwan. Big buildings on their sides.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 04:42 PM (659DL) Is there a tsunami warning up? I would assume there would be for a 6.4. Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 04:47 PM (mf5HN) 45
The hamsters still speak of that day in hushed and reverent tones.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 04:35 PM (LUgeY) Oh, that? That's just hamster farts. Pixy keeps feeding them lentils. Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2016 04:47 PM (s5o+q) 46
Nice to hear ace (and to know which one he is, cuz I have listened in the past with 3-4 folks, and I can't easily figure it out) and Drew...and I am glad Ace sounds more chipper than the posts here show....long live Ace! And I guess Drew too
Posted by: zigggyeee at February 05, 2016 04:47 PM (AsMdZ) Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 04:48 PM (3ZtZW) 48
3 hrs??!!! Who the hell has that kind of time and leisure to listen to a podcast? You guys srsly need to rethink the length of these things. One hour tops
Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 04:43 PM (2x3L+) Something to listen to during Super Bowl halftime. Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2016 04:49 PM (s5o+q) 49
Is the earthquake on a fault known for slippage or thrust? How deep was the quake?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 04:49 PM (La5SJ) 50
Is the earthquake on a fault known for slippage or thrust? How deep was the quake? Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 04:49 PM (La5SJ) You've got a dirty mind. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 04:50 PM (j4wsR) 51
Ace does sound much happier on the podcasts. His posts make him sound perpetually pissed off. He seems to enjoy doing these and the company and conversation of the cobs and guests.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 04:50 PM (2x3L+) 52
Bush era "torture pictures" released.
What a load of bull shit. Fighting with my brothers or football practice caused worse looking injuries. FFS we are doomed. Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 05, 2016 04:52 PM (X+nFp) 53
LinkedIn Corp's (LNKD.N) shares plunged as much as 43 percent on Friday, wiping out nearly $11 billion of market value, after the social network for professionals shocked Wall Street with a revenue forecast that fell far short of expectations. Whoops! Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2016 04:52 PM (kdS6q) 54
Is the earthquake on a fault known for slippage or thrust? How deep was the quake?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 04:49 PM (La5SJ) I don't know if slip or thrust but the center was 6 miles down I believe. Apparently no tsunami warning. Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 04:54 PM (mf5HN) 55
Gross. Lady Gaga is playing the halftime show? I thought it was going to be Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow. I think Gaga is a man or hermaphrodite.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 04:54 PM (2x3L+) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 04:54 PM (iQIUe) 57
"Traffic and Weather, Together on the Eleventies!!!!i1111!!!!"
Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2016 04:54 PM (s5o+q) 58
Yeah. Chunks.
Gotta go with chunks. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2016 04:55 PM (T/5A0) 59
If you haven't seen this video yet you have to take a look. It is a video of Homs, Syria taken from a drone. The amount of destruction is incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoRdCbDd50o Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 04:43 PM (/tuJf) Funny thing, the rooftops in *peaceful* Cairo circa 1990 looked a lot like that. Piles of rubble on the roof, like Godzilla came through and swatted down the top floor of every building in the city. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 04:55 PM (j4wsR) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2016 04:55 PM (kdS6q) 61
31 Chunks? He's in that 3week MRE study
Posted by: Jean I feel sorry for the poor bastard. He probably wont shit for 3 years Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 05, 2016 04:56 PM (mt1sz) 62
I'm just kicking back and reading the MUMR comments.
Posted by: johnd01 at February 05, 2016 05:00 PM (ukNFU) 63
Anybody else like Chunkies when they were a kid? I did so long as it wasnt the ones with raisins. raisins = devil turds Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 05:00 PM (iQIUe) 64
"LinkedIn Corp's (LNKD.N) shares plunged as much as 43 percent on Friday,
wiping out nearly $11 billion of market value, after the social network for professionals shocked Wall Street with a revenue forecast that fell far short of expectations." The big kahuna will be when the market finally revises Farcebook's valuation to something resembling actual reality. Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 05:02 PM (noWW6) 65
Can someone fill me in on the MUMR. He is rather entertaining if not a little over the top
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 05, 2016 05:02 PM (mt1sz) 66
Anybody else like Chunkies when they were a kid? I did so long as it wasnt the ones with raisins.
Yup. I also liked the little candy cigarettes. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 05:02 PM (LUgeY) 67
Is there going to be a Mister Bradley Cooper Chunk, aka, MBCC? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 05:04 PM (iQIUe) 68
The BanHammer3K changes MUMR's comments and lets the new comments post before it deletes them. I just keep refreshing the page to see the idiocy in action.
Posted by: johnd01 at February 05, 2016 05:04 PM (ukNFU) 69
"Can someone fill me in on the MUMR. He is rather entertaining if not a little over the top"
You really don't wanna know. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 05:04 PM (/1Auz) Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 05:05 PM (m3iiU) Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 05, 2016 05:06 PM (mt1sz) 72
>>> Can someone fill me in on the MUMR. He is rather entertaining if not a little over the top
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 05, 2016 05:02 ------ He was banned a while ago, for what reason Idk. Those aren't his comments. When he tries to post, Ace, Maet, and the cobs replace his posts with the stuff you're reading. That's the Ace people writing those not the banned commenter. I think. Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 05:06 PM (2x3L+) 73
Still trapped at Walmart.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 05:06 PM (La5SJ) 74
You don't understand, Chunks is my dog!!!!
Posted by: Clarney at February 05, 2016 05:07 PM (hEhda) Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 05, 2016 05:07 PM (mt1sz) 76
The banhammer hits hard.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 05:05 PM (m3iiU) TWSS Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 05, 2016 05:08 PM (V+kmg) 77
He was banned a while ago, for what reason Idk. Those aren't his comments. When he tries to post, Ace, Maet, and the cobs replace his posts with the stuff you're reading. That's the Ace people writing those not the banned commenter.
"I braid my pubes, because pretty". Instant classic. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 05:08 PM (KUNWw) 78
Still trapped at Walmart.>>>
I read that as "Still strapped at Walmart". Thought some gunplay was about to start. Posted by: Hillary at February 05, 2016 05:08 PM (XtAzU) 79
Clap for the Bush man He gonna rate your record high Clap for the Bush man You gonna dig him 'til the day you die Posted by: Mama and Poppy at February 05, 2016 05:09 PM (FkBIv) 80
Dam Sock
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 05, 2016 05:10 PM (XtAzU) 81
He was banned a while ago, for what reason Idk.
General imbecility plus attacking commenters. The replacement comments from Ace are a source of great amusement. If you can catch them, that is. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 05:10 PM (LUgeY) 82
3 hours? No one does 3 hours of talk...except every talk show on radio....
if there weren't so many talk shows out there, Ace et al should be on A.M. with all the cussing of course ...perhaps even moreso Posted by: zigggyeee at February 05, 2016 05:11 PM (AsMdZ) 83
if there weren't so many talk shows out there, Ace et al should be on A.M. with all the cussing of course ...perhaps even moreso
AM Coast to Coast with Ace O'Spades. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 05:12 PM (KUNWw) 84
The replacement comments from Ace are a source of great amusement. If you can catch them, that is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 05:10 PM (LUgeY) I still miss the days when Maet would just automatically replace troll comments with, "Hodor!!!!" Too funny. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 05, 2016 05:12 PM (V+kmg) 85
OMG. Ace saved it until the very end of the podcast, but the blog is moving to a "Press 1 for English" format.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 05, 2016 05:13 PM (R+30W) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2016 05:13 PM (FkBIv) 87
>>>"I braid my pubes, because pretty".
Instant classic. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 05:08 PM ----- Oh man, lol, I missed that one, rickb. I should these down so I can remember them when I need a laugh. Mockery at its best. Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 05:13 PM (2x3L+) 88
I like long podcasts but I mostly listen to history ones so that's different.
I'm going to try a bourbon cold remedy now that I'm home. I wonder if I could make some with blood orange juice? Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 05:15 PM (vmMMi) 89
Chunk a chunk, big chunk Chunky Big big big chunk Chunky Open wide for Chunky! Chunky!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGWFIUhyYNE Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 05:15 PM (iQIUe) 90
Oh man, lol, I missed that one, rickb. I should these down so I can remember them when I need a laugh. Mockery at its best.
I read that as I was driving home from work one afternoon. Almost wrecked the truck I was laughing so hard. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 05:15 PM (KUNWw) 91
I saw "Hodor!" today for a nanosecond or two.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 05:16 PM (LUgeY) 92
OMG. Ace saved it until the very end of the podcast, but the blog is moving to a "Press 1 for English" format.
Que? Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 05:16 PM (KUNWw) 93
"OMG. Ace saved it until the very end of the podcast, but the blog is moving to a "Press 1 for English" format." Porque? Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 05:17 PM (+aCe4) Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 05:19 PM (AEEhl) 95
Okay Carolla did this on his podcast this week.
Pringles or Sun Chips? Raisinettes or Goobers? Sun chips Goobers Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 05:21 PM (KUNWw) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 05:22 PM (/1Auz) Posted by: Hillary!s feet at February 05, 2016 05:23 PM (HgMAr) 98
Posting today from the ranch on a 3-bar 1X roaming connection. We have Hughes here but this laptop no comprende for some reason.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 05:27 PM (/1Auz) 99
Idk what Goobers are so Ill pick those. Hopefully they're not disgusting. I like Dots and Jujubes.
And Pringles. Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 05:27 PM (2x3L+) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 05:28 PM (voOPb) 101
Sun Chips and goobers
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 05, 2016 05:29 PM (mt1sz) Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 05:30 PM (KUNWw) 103
Goobers are peanuts, L.
Nothing bad. Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2016 05:31 PM (2tQk+) 104
It's a dehodorant.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2016 05:31 PM (FkBIv) 105
Okay, I like chocolate and peanuts. I picked right.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 05:33 PM (2x3L+) 106
Idk what Goobers are so Ill pick those.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 05:27 PM (2x3L+) ???? Are you sure you're an American?? Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 05, 2016 05:33 PM (V+kmg) 107
Hil-dabeast said she was 100% confident she would not get charged with any crime having to do with her email malfeasance. I can confirm her math. It is known, she will not be held accountable. Hell, I stole over a billion dollars and nothing happened to me. That money I donated to Obama and the cash I raised for him was the best coin I ever spent.
Posted by: jon corzine at February 05, 2016 05:33 PM (VDovR) 108
I just noticed that the last three letters of "Hodor", spelled backwards, are 'rod'.
These, of course, are the first three letters of Hillary!'s middle name. Is this merely coincidence, much like going 6 for 6 on coin flips, or is it possible that something more conspiratorial is afoot? The answer is out there. If I don't return, it will be known. Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 05, 2016 05:34 PM (ml1PM) 109
Dumpster load of content upstream. Nood or something.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 05, 2016 05:36 PM (AJeMv) 110
Goobers are peanuts, L.
Nothing bad. Posted by: Chi Generically, goober are peanuts. But when you are picking between Goobers or Raisinettes, that's movie candy. Chocolate covered peanuts or raisins. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 05:38 PM (KUNWw) 111
Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 05:06 PM (2x3L+)
He had started attacking 'Ettes in his comments (specifically and by name), as well as demanding specific information from Ace. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 05, 2016 05:40 PM (GDulk) 112
Hi Bannion. I might be Japanese or British. Jujubes sound suspiciously Japanese and Dots sound like Brit candy.
Hope you and wife Bannion and little Bannion are well. Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 05:42 PM (2x3L+) 113
I always confuse goobers with boogers.
Mild form of dyslexia I guess. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2016 05:48 PM (T/5A0) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0199 seconds. |
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