Experts: Hillary Needs to Appear Less Angry, More Human

Um, yeah. A chorus of pundits criticize her angry, stern, shouty tone.

And they didn't even mention the (possibly contact-lens-colored) glare of her eyes, jumping out of her skull like they were set on cocaine-springs.

"I think a lot of it with Hillary Clinton has to do with style and delivery, oddly enough," Woodward said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe." "She shouts. There is something unrelaxed about the way she is communicating."
...
"I'm sorry to dwell on the tone issue, but there's something here where Hillary Clinton suggests she's almost not comfortable with herself," Woodward said. "And, you know, self acceptance is something you communicate on television."

Well, that's some real #BernieBro mansplaining, Bob.

You will not be surprised to note that the Social Justice Warriors at Vox objected to anyone having any criticisms of an (objectively poorly-performing) female candidate).

Research shows that people perceive women differently based on their gender. This is true for Clinton, and it's true for women generally. That idea should be a lot less controversial than it often turns out to be, as evidenced by the explosion when Dean dared to suggest that maybe subtle sexism was at work.
Even though women are interrupted more often and talk less than men, people still think women talk more. People get annoyed by verbal tics like "vocal fry" and "upspeak" when women use them, but often don't even notice it when men do. The same mental amplification process makes people see an assertive woman as "aggressive," which gets in the way of women's personal and professional advancement. Women are much more likely to be perceived as "abrasive" and get negative performance reviews as a result -- which puts them in a double bind when they try to "lean in" and assertively negotiate salaries.

The broad who wrote this needs to stop being so shrill and find her softness.

Check the video here, at RCP, starting about 2:35.

Her idea seems to be that she can inauthentically (obviously) capture the zeitgeist of popular discontent at establishment power by ranting like a lunatic.

When she looks out of the corner of her eyes, as she turns her head so that her face is in a different direction than her strange, meth-baked eyes, which is always, she just looks bananas.

She looks and sounds deranged. She looks like she's spotting children to go meet Pennywise the Clown backstage.

It's not sexist to say a madwoman looks and sounds like madwoman.

Posted by: Ace at 07:04 PM

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1 By her fruit ye shall know her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 03, 2016 07:06 PM (FkBIv)

2 Hillary was human back in 1964.

Posted by: scrood at February 03, 2016 07:06 PM (3b9U4)

3 Dear SJWs

Lots of men will listen to HillDawg and think of their ex-wives. Not fair, but there it is.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2016 07:07 PM (AfsKp)

4 No empathy chip. That's a problem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:10 PM (rwI+c)

5 When you've constructed your life on lies, corruption and malice it eats away at you. God is not mocked.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 03, 2016 07:10 PM (LLT7T)

6 Hillary is married to Poundfoolish the clown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 03, 2016 07:10 PM (FkBIv)

7 The real question is why is Bill's mouth gaping open all the time? Has he lost the ability to shut his maw?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 03, 2016 07:10 PM (+eR2D)

8 I've never even been married & she still sounds like my ex-wife.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 03, 2016 07:11 PM (7qAYi)

9 Well, I feel Hillary is a lying sack of shit. And haven't we all been told that feelings are important?

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 03, 2016 07:11 PM (dEwvU)

10 Hillary has failed the Turing Test.

Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2016 07:11 PM (jBuUi)

11 That hair wouldn't move in a tornado.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2016 07:11 PM (AfsKp)

12 Drudge sure locates some purty pictures of Hillary...

Posted by: zeera at February 03, 2016 07:12 PM (/nRA7)

13 Yeah, Bob, her screeching does set my teeth on edge.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 03, 2016 07:12 PM (9iR5/)

14 Let's not be too hasty. Ms. Ironbox raises some interesting points.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 03, 2016 07:12 PM (kf2iZ)

15 oh hillary

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 03, 2016 07:13 PM (AkOaV)

16 Can't believe I'm saying this but the woman who does the impression of Hillary on SNL has her manic style to a T.

When she did that "I will be your leader, citizens!" Clinton thing it was spot on.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2016 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

17 I AM NOT ANGRY!!!...I AM HUMAN!!!

Posted by: HILLARY! at February 03, 2016 07:13 PM (INxoa)

18 Internal evil leaches out to the visible body through the eyes which are, after all, the window into the soul!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 03, 2016 07:13 PM (wYnyS)

19 Hillary *seems* like she's shouting at us because she *is* shouting at us. We just. don't. get it.

Posted by: VA MK Z at February 03, 2016 07:13 PM (+0aiQ)

20 Isn't there some kind of sporting event coming up?

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:13 PM (rwI+c)

21

Hu-man? What is this thing called Hu-man?

Posted by: Hillbot

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:14 PM (kdS6q)

22 What are the list of words the femiNazis say we can't use with women? Shrill is one. Bossy is another. Anyway, make an exhaustive list and then start writing sentences and paragraphs that use them all about Shrillary.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 03, 2016 07:14 PM (dvuhZ)

23 17
I AM NOT ANGRY!!!...I AM HUMAN!!!

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I got five bucks that says you're not.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 03, 2016 07:14 PM (9iR5/)

24 Hillary acts the way she thinks her audience wants her to be. Think about how fucking scary that it is. She either a) thinks people love it when she acts like a madwoman, or b) they actually do love it.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 03, 2016 07:14 PM (dEwvU)

25 "I'm sorry, Ms. Wasserman-Shultz, your entry into the Humanoid Female Robot Competition, designated 'Hillbot 2.0,' has failed the Turing Test. Please try again in four years."

Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2016 07:14 PM (jBuUi)

26 Hillarybot 5.0 has some malware? Probably got it from a corrupted server.

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2016 07:14 PM (hvf9s)

27 Of course she comes of like a raving bitch. Hell, even her name ends in an exclamation point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 03, 2016 07:14 PM (8ZskC)

28 This broad seems so artificial.

Posted by: Data at February 03, 2016 07:15 PM (Pwh6H)

29 No empathy chip. That's a problem.

No slot for the empathy chip.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 03, 2016 07:15 PM (DQZLr)

30 I'm hoping for either a Huma Coordinate! or Twwooo weeeekksss moment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:15 PM (rwI+c)

31 Hillary reminds me of Harcourt Fenton Mudd's wife Stella...look it up.

Posted by: billygoat at February 03, 2016 07:15 PM (INxoa)

32 To be like the hu-man! To laugh! Feel! Want! Why are these things not in the plan?

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at February 03, 2016 07:15 PM (7qAYi)

33 >>>Experts: Hillary Needs to Appear Less Angry, More Human<<<

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

Wait... that's not how this works? **hic**

Posted by: Cankles! at February 03, 2016 07:15 PM (H9MG5)

34 G928, there's Aussie Rules going on for those upside down guys. Can't think of nuffin else...

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 03, 2016 07:15 PM (LLT7T)

35 Stickerface Boy is awesome!

The other two members of the Clinton Cartel look like paranoid killbots scanning the crowd for assassins.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2016 07:15 PM (BngQR)

36 Hillarybot 5.0 has some malware? Probably got it from a corrupted server.

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2016 07:14 PM (hvf9s)

They probably wiped the server before the download was complete!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 03, 2016 07:16 PM (wYnyS)

37 Here we go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXdNYXMQoy8

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2016 07:16 PM (/tuJf)

38 Hillary Needs to Appear Less Angry, More Human

"Needs to appear" sounds like an act. She's not a warm personality; She's not naturally empathetic. She has a lot of anger bottled up. They tried to give her acting lessons so that she couldn't be warmer. She hated it and gave it up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:16 PM (w4NZ8)

39 If, as a male, I 'lean in' and 'aggressively' do anything whatsoever, I'm a presumptive rapist.

Posted by: GuardAmerican at February 03, 2016 07:16 PM (GBnWt)

40 Spock had more warmth and spark

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:16 PM (zOTsN)

41 Hillary operates under the assumption that if she talks louder and more shrill, we'll understand her brilliant ideas better.

Posted by: billygoat at February 03, 2016 07:16 PM (INxoa)

42 ace made me look at Hillary.

I don't like him.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2016 07:17 PM (qUNWi)

43 'She's more machine than human now.'

Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2016 07:17 PM (zLDYs)

44 her angry, stern, shouty tone.

===========
Another sign of brain damage from her stroke.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 07:17 PM (iQIUe)

45 Hildabeast needs to be in a orange jumpsuit suit and her cell mates Huma, Cheryl Mills.

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2016 07:17 PM (hk3Fb)

46 My father and his buddies always used to say that when a man starts going around with his mouth hanging open all the time, he's about gone. And now, sadly, their generation is at the open mouth stage.

And I have to say, it looks to be true. It's a sign of failing mental faculties.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 03, 2016 07:17 PM (dvuhZ)

47 I swear I watch her on the TV, and it is as if she is looking right at me. Then through me, burning a hole and giving me cancer.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 03, 2016 07:17 PM (dEwvU)

48 I mean, if they can hack her server, why can't they hack her motherboard and install some updated firmware? (Or in her case, sagware.)

Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2016 07:17 PM (jBuUi)

49 Canquelles is hypothyroid, if memory serves.

I've seen people who take thyroid meds on a normal schedule get fatigued from long hours, and then mistakenly parse ordinary sleepy fatigue as being low on thyroid hormones (similar feeling for many people).

They then compound the mistake by upping their dose instead of getting more sleep. That doesn't make them less fatigued, because those meds aren't a magic fatigue cure. It instead makes them edgy and manic.

She must be an absolute joy to deal with behind closed doors right now. Between Sanders hanging on, Bill's old zipper trouble coming back to haunt her, and the thought of the FBI possibly recommending indictment.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2016 07:17 PM (noWW6)

50 So that she "could' be warmer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:17 PM (w4NZ8)

51 she is a terrible candidate...no charm, no empathy, and fat and ugly to boot. Bad combination.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 07:18 PM (DUoqb)

52 Or, maybe she quit drinking on the campaign and really need a drink? Can you blame her?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 07:18 PM (iQIUe)

53 Have you ever spent time around a crazy person? I mean real time, and real crazy? Often, if they are lucid enough, they will attempt to convince you they aren't crazy, contorting their faces to look "normal," which only makes it worse.

You may not observe them responding to hallucinations, but you can tell there's buzzing going on in/around the vicinity of the person's head.

That's Hillory.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 03, 2016 07:18 PM (TOk1P)

54 The voice...its that voice that one wag said "caused normally equipped males to involuntarily cross their legs".

Another described it as sounding like "the landlady yelling up the stairs to turn the music down".

How anyone sees this charmless, truthless and transparently nasty piece of work as admirable in any respect is really perplexing.

As far as that slack jawed hillbilly Bubba goes, he has had that same mouth open, vacant look for as long as he's been in the public eye.

But you may want to google "pumphead syndrome" for another explanation.

Posted by: El Polacko at February 03, 2016 07:18 PM (+yDoy)

55 Please clap.

OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cankles! at February 03, 2016 07:18 PM (H9MG5)

56 Vote for me! VOTE FOR ME ALL YOU CRETINOUS RETARDS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 03, 2016 07:18 PM (+eR2D)

57 Fitting: http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=ussa

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2016 07:19 PM (hvf9s)

58 WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 03, 2016 07:19 PM (b99VK)

59 At this point she should just roll with it. Film a campaign commercial that starts with her talking like a human then have Bill walk in and announce they're out of Pinot or something, Hilary screams, "Mother fucker!" and hurls a lamp in the direction of a scampering Bill. It would be boffo.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 03, 2016 07:19 PM (kf2iZ)

60 Fat, drunk, and shrill is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at February 03, 2016 07:19 PM (Pwh6H)

61 People get annoyed by verbal tics like "vocal fry" and "upspeak" when women use them, but often don't even notice it when men do['/i]

I don't know about you, but whenever I hear a man up-talking, I think "there's a real man's man. Probably has an extra testicle. Of titanium."

Posted by: pep at February 03, 2016 07:19 PM (LAe3v)

62 Instapundit has a picture of a 'flyer' on a telephone pole, that says:

******
"This Valentine's Day, give her what she really wants...

A THRONE FORGED FROM THE BONES OF HER ENEMIES AND A RELENTLESS REIGN OF TERROR OVER THE MASSES
******

Change Valentine's Day to Election Day, and it's perfect.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 03, 2016 07:19 PM (ml1PM)

63 Flowers wilt in her passing.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 03, 2016 07:19 PM (dEwvU)

64 She's trying to close the anger gap between her and Rubio.

Posted by: Jake at February 03, 2016 07:19 PM (T7dbC)

65 At one point, it looks like Bill is mouthing the words Hilary is shrieking. Like a reverse puppet.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 03, 2016 07:20 PM (43OZ6)

66 You know how un-Trump cult I am, but even I thought this was offensive, even coming from eurolefties:

Der Spiegel: "Donald Trump is the leader of a new hate-filled authoritarian movement. Nothing could be more dangerous to the West or to peace than his election as President."

F them snooty Krauts.

Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 03, 2016 07:20 PM (VLEp3)

67 She is angry. Not all of the time. But most of the time,

wrote a usually sympathetic Gail Sheehy in her Clinton biography, Hillarys Choice

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:20 PM (zOTsN)

68 >>> The real question is why is Bill's mouth gaping open all the time? Has he lost the ability to shut his maw?

Lobotomy? High dosage?

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2016 07:20 PM (AfsKp)

69 BREAKING:

Hillary announces that Yul Brynner will take over as head of her security detail.

Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2016 07:20 PM (jBuUi)

70 Santorum is about to make not one but two major announcements on Grettas show...after these messages. I can't wait.

Posted by: yes i watch fox news at February 03, 2016 07:21 PM (3MNCs)

71
Greed and avarice are original human sins.

Hildabeast is beaucoup human.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 03, 2016 07:21 PM (fC+Kl)

72 She needs to fake some sincerity.

Bill knows how.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

73 Folks, Hillary thinks people will vote for her because she has a vagina. Well, let me tell you something, my mom says I have the most beautiful vagina she's ever seen.

Just ask her! MOMMM!!!! Get out here!

.......please clap

Posted by: Jeb! at February 03, 2016 07:21 PM (mtpAq)

74 >> Flowers wilt in her passing.

You've seen my Hillary Portraits?

Posted by: Zombie O'Keefe at February 03, 2016 07:21 PM (b99VK)

75 She and Bill had already stolen plenty while "working for the public good." A "sane" sociopath wouldn't have monetized four years at State to get a few million more. She persists in her White House chase even though it might take down her family and the Democratic party.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2016 07:21 PM (r1fLd)

76 The person on the receiving end never gets over it,

Huber remembered, reportedly shivering as she spoke those words Another former Clinton adviser revealed anonymously that Mrs Clinton

is in a perpetual state of suspended anger because of all that she has absorbed.

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:21 PM (zOTsN)

77 Hillary is mentally unstable. That's why she yells.

She and Bill had already stolen plenty while "working for the public good." A "sane" sociopath wouldn't have monetized four years at State to get a few million more. She persists in her White House chase even though it might take down her family and the Democratic party.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2016 07:22 PM (r1fLd)

78 YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!

Posted by: Hillary L. Jackson at February 03, 2016 07:22 PM (H9MG5)

79 10 to 1 she loses the nomination, murders Bill, and eats him with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 03, 2016 07:22 PM (dEwvU)

80 F them snooty Krauts.

Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 03, 2016 07:20 PM (VLEp3)

No need. The Muslims will take care of that for you.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 03, 2016 07:22 PM (43OZ6)

81 Lobotomy? High dosage?

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2016 07:20 PM (AfsKp)

Maybe self-prescribed. I mean, how else could you get by living with that shrieking harpy?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 03, 2016 07:22 PM (+eR2D)

82 Regarding Bill's mouth-hang:

Thorazine is a cruel mistress.

Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2016 07:22 PM (jBuUi)

83 This is the woman, who in her fifties, not only just realized that even cleaning women are people too, but was so taken with this revelation, she rushed out to inform the rest of us of this truth.

Hubris, thy name is Hillary.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:23 PM (rwI+c)

84 Bet she wishes she'd learned to bake those cookies NOW.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

85 "Der Spiegel: 'Donald Trump is the leader of a new hate-filled
authoritarian movement. Nothing could be more dangerous to the West or
to peace than his election as President.'"

Yeah, and Barack Obama, who the Germans creamed their jeans over, wasn't in any way about hate and authoritarianism. Snort.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2016 07:23 PM (noWW6)

86 I disagree with Ace, I am a strong woman who worked a flight line in the Air Force, had I been a *soft* woman, I would not have earned the respect I had.

Posted by: FCF at February 03, 2016 07:23 PM (kejii)

87 he's trying to close the anger gap between her and Rubio.
Posted by: Jake at February 03, 2016 07:19 PM (T7dbC)

How much time in any given day do you spend thinking about Hillary's gap?

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2016 07:23 PM (b99VK)

88 They could replace her voice with that of Lana Turner's.

Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 03, 2016 07:23 PM (BO/km)

89

Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg Solo. Tah keeng sa leeng ah pak mugglah, peeska chatah may now kung bantha poodoo!

Posted by: Jabba the Hill

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:24 PM (kdS6q)

90 Down goes the sweater vest.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2016 07:24 PM (/tuJf)

91 I always thought it was weird when politicians were advised to act "more human." Hillary is human, just a horrible one.

Posted by: Naes at February 03, 2016 07:24 PM (Ypc8j)

92 On the flip side, she's make a good manager for the WWF.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 03, 2016 07:24 PM (dEwvU)

93 "63 Flowers wilt in her passing."

That's not the only thing that wilts.

Posted by: W. J. Clinton, Esq. at February 03, 2016 07:25 PM (ml1PM)

94
in 1992 Clinton threw a book at her husband and hit the Secret Service driver instead

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:25 PM (zOTsN)

95 >>>Even though women are interrupted more often and talk less than men, people still think women talk more.

Women talk less than men???

Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 07:25 PM (vmMMi)

96 Sanctimonious suspends campaign, and now....

he's going to support.....

*spit it out, douchebag*

Marco Rubio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:25 PM (FsuaD)

97 So, she needs to disappear for a while and let Bill campaign?

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 03, 2016 07:25 PM (ZbV+0)

98 Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg Solo. Tah keeng sa leeng ah pak mugglah, peeska chatah may now kung bantha poodoo!

Posted by: Jabba the Hill

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Huma Crumb at February 03, 2016 07:25 PM (Pwh6H)

99 All those people telling us that Trump is a racist hatemonger are the same people that spent the 80s telling us that about Reagan.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

100 70 Santorum is about to make not one but two major announcements on Grettas show...after these messages. I can't wait.

Endorses Dond

Posted by: Rudy at February 03, 2016 07:25 PM (brIR5)

101 she told a secret service agent to "get his fucking ass over here" and act as her bell hop or he would lose his job

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (zOTsN)

102 88 They could replace her voice with that of Lana Turner's.
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it

Problem is, the Lana Turner Vocal Suite Deluxe Edition takes up 2gb of memory, but Hillary's operating system hasn't been upgraded since they first installed the Commodore 64 chips back in '86.

Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (jBuUi)

103 Dondi

Posted by: Rudy at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (brIR5)

104 Down goes the sweater vest.

Unravels?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

105 Endorses Dond

Dozens swayed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (rwI+c)

106 Man, Bill Clinton is sure doing a spot on impression of "man not having fun".

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (k7D+q)

107 Santorum out, backs Rubio. Now back to your normal Trump show

Posted by: Jock-Strap at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (Tqo9Y)

108 We went through this before with her. Remember the tears? And oh, the fawning!

Posted by: Mega at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (JwLCI)

109 >>>10 to 1 she loses the nomination, murders Bill, and eats him with fava beans and a nice chianti.<<<

After the Primaries, Hillbot will travel back in time and actively seek to murder Sarah Palin and her children before they can be linked to Skynet.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (BngQR)

110 And seriously - they call Trump crazy. He is by the way, but still. Look at Hillary escalating during a speech....fucking Germans would be pissing themselves.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (dEwvU)

111 >>> Der Spiegel: "Donald Trump is the leader of a new hate-filled authoritarian movement. Nothing could be more dangerous to the West or to peace than his election as President."

Who is authoritarian? Which government won't let the press speak ill of immigrants?

Goose-step off, Fritz.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (AfsKp)

112 NO WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (mtpAq)

113 people still think women talk more

Why on Earth would anyone think that? Do they think women hang out in the bathroom more than men too? What kind of reality is that?

Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (BO/km)

114
Posted by: Huma Crumb (Pwh6H)

...And in with rebound off the glass!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (kdS6q)

115 When she's speaking at a normal volume, her voice is sleep inducing. When she starts yelling, which for some reason she likes to do, it makes little children and small pets start crying and running away. Her voice is truly awful. Objectively grating. Shudder.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (Pby3z)

116 when greeted by Secret Service agents she has told them to "get fucked", "get the fuck out of my way" and "get out of my face"

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

117 The real question is why is Bill's mouth gaping open all the time? Has he lost the ability to shut his maw?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 03, 2016 07:10 PM (+eR2D)

He was always a mouth-breather, a side effect of running half of Colombia through his nostrils.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 03, 2016 07:28 PM (nFdGS)

118 Some people just aren't cut out to be politicians.

Posted by: Richard M. Nixon at February 03, 2016 07:28 PM (LAe3v)

119 Just imagine that face peeking over the rim of your crib.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2016 07:28 PM (b99VK)

120 Look at Hillary escalating during a speech....fucking Germans would be pissing themselves.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost

Does she speak Austrian too?

Posted by: TFG at February 03, 2016 07:28 PM (Pwh6H)

121 You have nothing to fear.
This will all work out.

Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 07:28 PM (TChZF)

122 ...and having a Mom that looks like a pregnant Howdie-Doodie.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2016 07:29 PM (b99VK)

123 when greeted by Secret Service agents she has told them to "get fucked", "get the fuck out of my way" and "get out of my face"

That's the cooking sherry talking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 03, 2016 07:29 PM (8ZskC)

124 Pretty sure women talk more than men. I don't know what the SJW talking about.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 03, 2016 07:29 PM (Pby3z)

125 She was especially hard on the little creatures of the desert.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 03, 2016 07:29 PM (dEwvU)

126 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TROOOOOOOOTH!

-Shrillery Clinton

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 03, 2016 07:29 PM (+eR2D)

127 110
And seriously - they call Trump crazy. He is by the way, but still.
Look at Hillary escalating during a speech....fucking Germans would be
pissing themselves.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost

If she starts ranting about Steiner, it's every man for himself.

Posted by: pep at February 03, 2016 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

128 Serious question. How is that this woman is not in jail? I guess we really have become a banana republic with Obama in the White House.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 03, 2016 07:30 PM (9iR5/)

129 101
she told a secret service agent to "get his fucking ass over here" and act as her bell hop or he would lose his job

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:26 PM (zOTsN)

Her mistreatment of the military is legendary. She literally hates the sight of their uniforms.

Once, Princess Chelsea forgot her bookbag when the Royal Family was off on a vacation. Hillary! had a screaming, cursing hissyfit, and had a plane deliver Chelsea's! bookbag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:30 PM (FsuaD)

130 Six People Whose Voices Hurt Me:

Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Sarah Palin
Neal Cavuto
Roseanne Barr
Mike Tyson

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 03, 2016 07:30 PM (43OZ6)

131 The real question is why is Bill's mouth gaping open all the time? Has he lost the ability to shut his maw?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 03, 2016 07:10 PM (+eR2D)

OMG. I noticed that. It makes him look even older and frailer and not in control of his movements. I'm surprised he could stand that long. He looks really sick.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (Pby3z)

132 I hate? Uptalkers? No matter? Male? Or Female?

We have a couple of clients who uptalk and whenever I get off the phone with them I find myself doing it too and it drives me bonkers.

I think I stole this from Rush but Hillary no longer sounds like every man's first wife. Now she sounds like ever man's first wife's mother.

Posted by: alexthechick - oh whatevs at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (IrByp)

133 this is where the GOPe offers to pay their bills if they endorse Rubio and go away

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (zOTsN)

134 Yeah ...women talk more than men.

This is indisputable. I love women, but c'mon.

Women talk at *least* twice as much as men.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (qUNWi)

135 I guess we really have become a banana republic with Obama in the White House.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 03, 2016 07:30 PM (9iR5/)

You mean Caliphate don't ya?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (DUoqb)

136 F them snooty Krauts.

Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 03, 2016 07:20 PM (VLEp3)

No need. The Muslims will take care of that for you.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 03, 2016 07:22 PM (43OZ6)

When Deutsche Bank implodes, they're pretty much gonna be thoroughly F'ed.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (ZbV+0)

137 Der Spiegel: 'Donald Trump is the leader of a new hate-filled
authoritarian movement. Nothing could be more dangerous to the West or to peace than his election as President.'"
-------------

If anyone could recognize a hate-filled lunatic before it's too late, it's gotta be the Germans.

Posted by: Mega at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (JwLCI)

138 I'd like to dig one of those eyes out with a spoon and skull flock it, if she was my housekeeper.

Posted by: Arnold Schwartzenegger at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (Tqo9Y)

139 Just imagine that face peeking over the rim of your crib.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2016 07:28 PM (b99VK)

Every time I wonder why the hell I am wasting my few remaining years reading comments on Ace, something like this comes along!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 03, 2016 07:32 PM (wYnyS)

140 I continue to get the "Feel the Bern" ad here.Glad the crazy fuck is wasting his money but I'm sick of his maniacal face.

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2016 07:32 PM (8HTq1)

141 Bet no one has asked her if as president if she will still have her private server in a bathroom or will she upgrade it to her basement.

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2016 07:32 PM (hk3Fb)

142 I was originally cast in the movie Hairspray...but John Waters said Divine was more feminine for the role.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 03, 2016 07:32 PM (mtpAq)

143 Proof Hillary is a robot:

Bender from Futurama needs to drink booze to function because he's a robot.

Hillary needs to drink booze to function because... she's a robot.

Q.E.D.

Posted by: Mom's Friendly Robot Company at February 03, 2016 07:32 PM (vBeA5)

144 95 >>>Even though women are interrupted more often and talk less than men, people still think women talk more.

Women talk less than men???
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 07:25 PM (vmMMi)

That statement pretty well discredits everything that follows.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (kpqmD)

145 Six People Whose Voices Hurt Me:

Ahh. So the dulcet drone of my voice kind of turns you on huh?

Posted by: Barky O at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (BO/km)

146 >>>but there's something here where Hillary Clinton suggests she's almost not comfortable with herself

hatred of Hillary the only thing she has in common with the rest of humanity

Posted by: x at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (nFwvY)

147 Hillary needs to drink booze to function because... she's a robot.

Q.E.D.

That would explain the constant shouts of KILL ALL HUMANS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (rwI+c)

148 I've seen a recent photo of Chelsea! and her skin looks like crap. Lots of whiteheads and zits.

And, tooth-whitening. How does it work? Bitch has some ugly yellow teefs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (FsuaD)

149 Germany could use a bit of hate.Some balls would help too.

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (8HTq1)

150
Rick Santorum

So thankful AND grateful for your support. Just not our year. So today please join me in supporting @marcorubio

[pic] https://twitter.com/RickSantorum/status/695041098511749120

You know, if we crossbred itty bitty Dondi and !Jeb!'s tiny Mexican wife, we might end up with a new breed of teacup Rinos.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (kdS6q)

151 I'm not saying she's a robot but she's a robot.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (FkBIv)

152 You mean Caliphate don't ya?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (DUoqb)
-------Po tay to, Po tah to, To may to, To mah to. YMMV

Posted by: Old Blue at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (9iR5/)

153 >>>The real question is why is Bill's mouth gaping open all the time? Has he lost the ability to shut his maw?<<<

Grannybot broke his jaw when she caught him with a underage prostitute.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2016 07:34 PM (BngQR)

154 karhysaysso - can't argue with that

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2016 07:34 PM (hk3Fb)

155 The best picture of Hillary is the one from the airplane in 2008 when she was so, so, so obviously hammered.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 03, 2016 07:34 PM (tEDMc)

156 Ahh. So the dulcet drone of my voice kind of turns you on huh?

Posted by: Barky O at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (BO/km)

Nope. There's nothing dulcet about your drone. And since I'm female, there's nothing about you that turns me on.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 03, 2016 07:34 PM (43OZ6)

157 130 Six People Whose Voices Hurt Me:

Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Sarah Palin
Neal Cavuto
Roseanne Barr
Mike Tyson

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 03, 2016 07:30 PM (43OZ6)

You forgot TFG. Five seconds of his voice and I'm ready to kill.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 07:34 PM (kpqmD)

158 I get the feeling that she's going to really lose it at some point in the debates. She's easily exasperated and will pop off if a smart candidate needles her enough.
"I think it's odd that Secretary Clinton speaks of gender equality when she helped her husband..."
"I think it's odd that Secretary Clinton speaks of putting the needs of country over those of the individual when she's used her position to..."
"I think it's odd that Secretary Clinton promises to uphold the rule of law when she's is currently under investigation..."
Hitting her with those things could cause a delicious temper tantrum.

Posted by: Naes at February 03, 2016 07:34 PM (Ypc8j)

159 Posted by: alexthechick - oh whatevs at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (IrByp)

What is an uptalker? I have never heard that word before. Someone's who shouts and is loud?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (w4NZ8)

160 It's not sexist to say a madwoman looks and sounds like madwoman.

No, it's not sexist. It's Thoughtcrime.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

161 And, tooth-whitening. How does it work? Bitch has some ugly yellow teefs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Word

Posted by: Patty Murray's jacked-up grill at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (Pwh6H)

162 Goose-step off, Fritz.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (AfsKp)

Yeah...that's rich, coming from a country with a colorful history of its own.

Fvck...Germany had to make lots of Nazi stuff illegal. Not out of guilt, but out of fear that Nazism would re-emerge.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (Zu3d9)

163 The Hillary model cannot be retrofitted. We'll infuse softer emotions in the Nexus 7 iteration by introducing more puppy, fewer adultery memories.

Posted by: Tyrell Corporation at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (1CroS)

164 The so-called "Hillary" unit was mistakenly released by our company with an alpha version of the empathy implant. Rest assured, we have since implemented a four year lifespan in our entire product line going forward in an effort to mitigate any such future mistakes. I deeply regret our error and take full responsibility for the pain she has inflicted.

Posted by: Dr. Eldon Tyrell at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (jV8Mq)

165 What is an uptalker?

All their sentences end in a rising pitch, like a question, even when it's not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (rwI+c)

166 "I think a lot of it with Hillary Clinton has to do with style and delivery, oddly enough," Woodward said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe.

No, Woodward, it has to do with Hillary Clinton being a megalomaniacal psycho bitch from Hell.

Posted by: filbert at February 03, 2016 07:36 PM (s5o+q)

167 148 I've seen a recent photo of Chelsea! and her skin looks like crap. Lots of whiteheads and zits.

And, tooth-whitening. How does it work? Bitch has some ugly yellow teefs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (FsuaD)

With all the money she's swimming in, you'd think she'd look a little more presentable than she does.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 07:36 PM (kpqmD)

168 Clinton has also been known to describe people as "fucking Jew bastards", "Jew motherfucker" and "Jew bastard"

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:36 PM (zOTsN)

169
Note the date:

Rick Santorum Retweeted

Robert Costa @costareports Feb 1
Santorum staying in. New email from his campaign: "Santorum Starts 46 County Tour in South Carolina" this week

Sad. Just so sad.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:36 PM (kdS6q)

170 Uptalking? Vocal fry?

Shut the fuck up. Those aren't a thing other than the fact you fucking crybabies MADE THEM A THING so you could cry about them being a thing.

Posted by: Warden at February 03, 2016 07:36 PM (MZ8Zz)

171 You said bastard twice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:37 PM (rwI+c)

172 Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (rwI+c)

Like Valley Girls?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2016 07:37 PM (Zu3d9)

173 Hitting her with those things could cause a delicious temper tantrum.

Posted by: Naes at February 03, 2016 07:34 PM (Ypc8j)

We fully intend to have supporting transcripts for Hillary AND mute buttons for the Republican candidate's microphone!

Posted by: Candee Crowley at February 03, 2016 07:37 PM (wYnyS)

174 168 Clinton has also been known to describe people as "fucking Jew bastards", "Jew motherfucker" and "Jew bastard"
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:36 PM (zOTsN)

She's been cribbing from CBD.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 07:37 PM (kpqmD)

175 >>Clinton has also been known to describe people as "fucking Jew bastards", "Jew motherfucker" and "Jew bastard"

I think you mean CharlieBrown'sDildo.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2016 07:37 PM (b99VK)

176 Posted by: Tyrell Corporation at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (1CroS)

Oh, you bastard...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2016 07:38 PM (jV8Mq)

177 You know, if we crossbred itty bitty Dondi and !Jeb!'s tiny Mexican wife, we might end up with a new breed of teacup Rinos.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Already been done. You can see Gutfeld on The Five, Mon-Fri

Posted by: Arnold Schwartzenegger at February 03, 2016 07:38 PM (Tqo9Y)

178 Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:36 PM (zOTsN)

What a surprise!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2016 07:38 PM (Zu3d9)

179 when greeted by Secret Service agents she has told them to "get fucked", "get the fuck out of my way" and "get out of my face

Did you hear about the Secret Service agent that Hillary told to get fucked?

He went to Cartagena!

Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 03, 2016 07:38 PM (BO/km)

180 I don't like close talkers. If I can feel the warmth of your breath, we better be about to make out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:38 PM (rwI+c)

181 >>> What is an uptalker?

Someone that inflects statements as though they were questions.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2016 07:38 PM (AfsKp)

182 All of our models obey Asimov's Three Laws.
Hillary could not, under any circumstance, cause or allow harm, to any human.

Posted by: Dr. Alfred Lanning at February 03, 2016 07:38 PM (TChZF)

183 >>>Even though women are interrupted more often and talk less than men, people still think women talk more.

that's insane woman talk. I watch people walk by my house. The men are usually just walking. the women are usually walking and talking. and rolling our eyes is not interrupting.

Posted by: x at February 03, 2016 07:39 PM (nFwvY)

184 We fully intend to have supporting transcripts for Hillary AND mute buttons for the Republican candidate's microphone!

Posted by: Candee Crowley[.i]

The Republican candidates will have to wear headphones that blast jackhammer noises constantly.

We got the idea from Harrison Bergeron.

Posted by: MSNBC at February 03, 2016 07:39 PM (LAe3v)

185 What is an uptalker? I have never heard that word before. Someone's who shouts and is loud?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:35 PM (w4NZ

Raised pitch at the end of every sentence or phrase, like they are asking a question. A lot of/most millennials, especially the girls, do our and it's really annoying.

I think it used to be specific to valley girls but it's universal now.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 03, 2016 07:39 PM (Pby3z)

186 kathysaysso #130

You missed one or two: Chris spittle-flyin' leg tinglin' Mathews; the unfunniest man in the world (Colbert$.

Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 03, 2016 07:39 PM (02ckt)

187 Speaking of women talking, there's a women, dear friend of my mother, who takes the cake. You can't get a word in edgewise. You have to shout to get her attention and actually say something.

She'll ask a question, then start rattling on about something else before you even get a chance to answer.

A few months ago, she and my mother went to some shindig thing in Washington and shared a hotel room. When my mother got back, she said, "My God, she talks in her sleep, too!". She said the woman went to sleep, then continuously mumbled the entire night.

As has been said before, when the undertake gets her, he'll have to wire her mouth shut.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 03, 2016 07:39 PM (dvuhZ)

188 Eldon, if you showed up at the meetings more often rather than playing chess, you might not have missed the PR department's news release.

Posted by: Tyrell Corporation at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (1CroS)

189 Saying that someone needs to appear more human is
really a gut blow-and these people are on her side?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (w4NZ8)

190 Bossy.

She's bossy.

Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (xiHNC)

191 Darn I got willowed on the thread below...

On topic for this thread, Hillary's handlers did not explain emotion or empathy to her before they dropped her off on Earth.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (NPofj)

192 That would explain the constant shouts of KILL ALL HUMANS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (rwI+c)

01010111 01101111 01110010 01100100

Posted by: Hillary Clinton/Bender "Bending" Rodriguez '16 at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (vBeA5)

193 Remember when they did all this analyzing and self flagellation with Palin?

Posted by: Shiggz at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (G7wcY)

194 @ 151- Teacup Rinos. Whoot!

Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (zLDYs)

195 Never interrupt a woman.

Odds are she'll catch you checking out her rack the instant she thinks you aren't paying attention to her.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (b99VK)

196 116 when greeted by Secret Service agents she has told them to "get fucked", "get the fuck out of my way" and "get out of my face"
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

It's not merely rude or even demented to treat armed bodyguards like that, it's downright stupid.

Did Caligula treat the Praetorian Guard that way?

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

197 181 >>> What is an uptalker?

Someone that inflects statements as though they were questions.
Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2016 07:38 PM (AfsKp)

SOMEONE THAT INFLECTS STATEMENTS AS THOUGH THEY WERE QUESTIONS?

Posted by: Al "The Questioner" Sharpton at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (iHjB5)

198
Real tweet:

Jim Gilmore Verified account 4 hours ago

Started out as 1 of 17 GOP Candidates, now with Rand Paul AND Rick Santorum out, 1 of 9.

#StillStanding

Getting trash talked by Jim Gilmore? Oh, SNAP!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (kdS6q)

199 195 Even though women are interrupted more often and talk less than men, people still think women talk more.

Not when there's a tool in your mouth.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly Who's Mouth Is Full Of Marco at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (XzRw1)

In your case, wouldn't it be more of an appliance?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 07:41 PM (kpqmD)

200 Did Caligula treat the Praetorian Guard that way?

ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) is preternaturally calm at February 03, 2016 07:41 PM (rwI+c)

201 i kinda want to do a regional gothic thinger but about Hillary but not really up to it

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 03, 2016 07:41 PM (Cq0oW)

202 Yeah, I'm all for free speech & all, but something has to be done about uptalk.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 03, 2016 07:41 PM (7qAYi)

203 You know, if we crossbred itty bitty Dondi and !Jeb!'s tiny Mexican wife, we might end up with a new breed of teacup Rinos.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

LDC... you owe me a new keyboard as I just snarfed lemonade onto mine AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 07:42 PM (NPofj)

204 >>> Hillary announces that Yul Brynner will take over as head of her security detail.
Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2016 07:20 PM (jBuUi)

So let it be written, so let it be done!

Posted by: Yul Brenner at February 03, 2016 07:42 PM (hvf9s)

205 A finger pointing bitch. Yeah, I am all in for her shit.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at February 03, 2016 07:42 PM (jJRIy)

206 196 116 when greeted by Secret Service agents she has told them to "get fucked", "get the fuck out of my way" and "get out of my face"
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

It's not merely rude or even demented to treat armed bodyguards like that, it's downright stupid.

Did Caligula treat the Praetorian Guard that way?
Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

He probably tried to get them in bed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 07:42 PM (kpqmD)

207 We are NOT taking the fall for this fuckup.

Not this time, bro.

Posted by: Marketing Dept., Sirius Cybernetics Corp. at February 03, 2016 07:42 PM (s5o+q)

208 196
Well, it also shows how she values people. It is one of the things you always judge people by, not by how they treat peers, but by people who are subordinate.

That these people have signed on to literally take a bullet for her should she need it, well, the lady is a class act. No doubt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2016 07:42 PM (iHjB5)

209 >> And since I'm female, there's nothing about you that turns me on.

Secretly, he's ok with that.

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 03, 2016 07:42 PM (ml1PM)

210 130 kathysaysso

"Neil Cavuto"

Oh not Neil Cavuto, I love him, I would hang outside the Fox building just to see him pass, I would lean in just to get a whiff of his cologne, I would hear the squeak of his shoes and think of music, I learn from him, I yearn for him, I dream of him.

Posted by: seriously, I'm not kidding at February 03, 2016 07:42 PM (3MNCs)

211 You know, if we crossbred itty bitty Dondi and !Jeb!'s tiny Mexican wife, we might end up with a new breed of teacup Rinos.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:33 PM (kdS6q)

The teacup breeds are cute, but the hair falls out too easily.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 03, 2016 07:43 PM (TOk1P)

212 Hillary is evitable, but the split in the GOP right now is a lot bigger than some left-wing activists on Twitter squabbling about BernieBros.

Not that that's necessarily good or bad. Just that as things look now I don't see Dems not unifying behind her if she wins.

Posted by: Cliff at February 03, 2016 07:43 PM (yVx6V)

213 never trust someone who wears colored contacts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2016 07:43 PM (vb33c)

214 Yeah ...women talk more than men.

This is indisputable. I love women, but c'mon.

Women talk at *least* twice as much as men.
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2016 07:31 PM (qUNWi)

She must have pulled that "fact" out of her behind. Insane.

Posted by: chique testing testing at February 03, 2016 07:43 PM (Pby3z)

215 I worked with a guy who always said 'huh?' whenever you said anything to him, and you would automatically repeat what you had just said. Every time.

Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 07:43 PM (TChZF)

216 The leader of a key U.S. ally in the Middle East warned Tuesday that his country is so packed with Syrian refugees, many with ties to the Islamic State terror group, that his nation has reached a boiling point.

Sooner or later, I think, the dam is going to burst, King Abdullah of Jordan told the BBC. He said his country is housing more than a million Syrians, many of whom came after the 2011 civil war in Syria broke out. Up to 100 new refugees are admitted each day, the network reports.

LMAO--You think Fredo gives a rat ass?

And yet the US will be able to vet them?

Jordan's welcoming nature has to stop, he said. "We can't do it anymore."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 07:43 PM (DUoqb)

217 Strangely, whenever I play a Hillary video, my cats run out of the room.

Posted by: Laura at February 03, 2016 07:44 PM (3YYhi)

218 What do you suppose people would recognize Hillary if she would ever appear on stage sober?

What a disgusting human being. When she dies the ground she's buried under will be barren for a century.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at February 03, 2016 07:44 PM (Sf7oH)

219 I worked with a guy who always said 'huh?' whenever you said anything to him, and you would automatically repeat what you had just said. Every time.
Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 07:43 PM (TChZF)

Huh?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 07:44 PM (DUoqb)

220 you should never be cruel to armed people who know where you sleep

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:44 PM (zOTsN)

221 You know, if we crossbred itty bitty Dondi and !Jeb!'s tiny Mexican wife, we might end up with a new breed of teacup Rinos.

~~Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix~~

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 03, 2016 07:44 PM (z/Ubi)

222 I, for one, hopes she stops sucking out what's left of Bill's meager supply of blood. Did you see him standing behind her in while she gave her fantasy victory/tie speech in Iowa? He looked about 400 years old, and the trickle of blood coming from her oversized vampire canines was the reason why, obviously.

Posted by: MTF at February 03, 2016 07:44 PM (LA2U/)

223 In general, every woman I've ever spent time with talks incessantly. Many times, driving down the road with a woman, it's just "yak, yak, yak, yak". I've developed this thing where i just tune it out. Now, I've also been in car with several women. Now, they get to yakking back and forth with each other and it's just a steady drone I blissfully tune out.

And it's great because they don't expect me to be listening. They've got each other to listen to you.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 03, 2016 07:45 PM (dvuhZ)

224 you should never be cruel to armed people who know where you sleep
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:44 PM (zOTsN)

She probably slept in a different bed every night...oh wait sorry, that was Bill. Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 07:45 PM (DUoqb)

225 The leader of a key U.S. ally in the Middle East warned Tuesday that his country is so packed with Syrian refugees, many with ties to the Islamic State terror group, that his nation has reached a boiling point.

Welcome to the boiling point club.

Posted by: Boiling point club vice president at February 03, 2016 07:45 PM (FkBIv)

226
Someone that inflects statements as though they were questions?

Posted by: Amy-Al Schumer-Sharpton at February 03, 2016 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

227 Just saw the Columbus and Jeb! wedding picture. Good grief, she was never attractive.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 03, 2016 07:46 PM (TOk1P)

228 http://tinyurl.com/j87hrkj

Watch man eat stickers behind Hillary after Iowa caucus.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2016 07:46 PM (sj3Ax)

229 188 Eldon, if you showed up at the meetings more often rather than playing chess, you might not have missed the PR department's news release.

Posted by: Tyrell Corporation at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (1CroS)

It was actually the new release of "Churchill Solitaire," but point taken.

Posted by: Dr. Eldon Tyrell at February 03, 2016 07:46 PM (jV8Mq)

230 WHO BITCH THIS IS?

WHO BITCH THIS IS?

Posted by: That gamer guy at February 03, 2016 07:47 PM (s5o+q)

231 Hillary is always angry because she was born with a vajayjay and not a pecker and she had to let Bill run it up in her at least once and she has no soul so she is not human and cannot appear to be more so.

I hope Bernie causes her to melt down in front of God and everybody.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 03, 2016 07:47 PM (ej1L0)

232 Hillary is having a hard time with Bernie, because she's already lost the youth vote. Blacks won't turn out for her. If she picks one of the La Raza Castro twins as her VP, it'll be worse. The positions she's been taking will only make Blue States Bluer; they're a loser everywhere else.

Can you imagine what Trump will do to Hillary in the general, if it comes to that.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2016 07:47 PM (r1fLd)

233 Sometimes when I get home my wife talks like she hasn't seen me for a year.

But frankly I'm happy she wants to talk to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at February 03, 2016 07:48 PM (Sf7oH)

234 I think women talk more than do because women tend to establish relationships by talking. Men can certainly talk about things they're interested in (Witness the number of men here :^)) but relationships between men, I think, are forged by doing things together. You don't need to-and shouldn't- talk a lot while you fish, for instance. Participating in sports doesn't require talking. The exception to this are women who are naturally introverts, but they probably talk more with their women friends than introvert men talk to their male friends.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:48 PM (w4NZ8)

235 Hillary could be a robot, but not a sexbot. Possibly an anti-sexbot, though. I keep her picture in case of one of those "lasts more than 3 hours" emergencies.

Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 03, 2016 07:48 PM (02ckt)

236 I turn down volume if I see Hillary video.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2016 07:48 PM (sj3Ax)

237
Can you imagine what Trump will do to Hillary in the general, if it comes to that.

The schlonging will be yuuuuuge.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

238 Getting trash talked by Jim Gilmore? Oh, SNAP!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (kdS6q

The guy got twelve votes in Iowa.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 03, 2016 07:48 PM (nFdGS)

239 Julina Castro is the veep no matter who the dem nominee is

bank on it. zero doubt about that. zero

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 07:49 PM (zOTsN)

240 **BREAKING NEWS**

I have decided to suspend Steve King for four games, fine the Cruz campaign $1 million dollars, and take away a President Cruz first round SCOTUS draft pick for deflating Dr. Carson's vote total in Iowa.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at February 03, 2016 07:49 PM (H9MG5)

241 Let's replace Hillary's empathy chip with these Folgers Coffee Crystals and see if anyone notices.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 03, 2016 07:49 PM (gyKtp)

242 Has there ever been a less interesting leading candidate for pres than Hillarhoid?

She's just a suckhole of charisma and interest.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2016 07:50 PM (wCF3s)

243 Hillary could be a robot, but not a sexbot.
Possibly an anti-sexbot, though. I keep her picture in case of one of
those "lasts more than 3 hours" emergencies.

Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 03, 2016 07:48 PM (02ckt)

Bob Dole thinks this is a good idea!

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 03, 2016 07:50 PM (wYnyS)

244 Jordan's welcoming nature has to stop, he said. "We can't do it anymore."
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 07:43 PM (DUoqb)

Do we control immigration to Jordan? Hey, Abdullah, the leftist crap you learned while you were attending Oxford and Georgtown U? It's all BS.

By the way, the Hashemites, Abdullah's clan, believe they are descended from Mohammed...yes that Mohammed.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 03, 2016 07:50 PM (K0Iz7)

245
Nate Silver

Kidding aside, and looking WAY ahead, Pennsylvania on 4/26 might wind up being a pretty important state for Rubio.

Pennsylvania! Sloooowly I turned....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:50 PM (kdS6q)

246 BurtTC- teacup breed are cute but the hair falls out to easily.
You gotta make stay off the damn bicycle.

Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2016 07:50 PM (zLDYs)

247 And women as a rule talk more about their problems, i think to vent whereas men just want a solution without the need to vent quite as much.

People make fun of that book, "Men are from mars, Women are from Venus," but it's helpful in understanding the opposite gender.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:50 PM (w4NZ8)

248 Yeah, looked at the video.

Hillary! definitely has teh krazee eyes.

She looks exactly the way actors portray insanity on the screen.

Now, all she needs to do is learned to tilt her head forward, look up past her forehead, and grin maniacally and she'll have the full set.

Perhaps she can learn to do this while saying

"And we will have government healthcare for all!!!"

Ooh, I just gave myself chills.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2016 07:51 PM (KUa85)

249 She is a cunt. A big dirty nasty smelly ass cunt.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 03, 2016 07:51 PM (CYoPx)

250 Hillary could be a robot, but not a sexbot.

She scares the shit out of me.

Posted by: Yul Brynner Bot from WestWorld at February 03, 2016 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

251 232
Can you imagine what Trump will do to Hillary in the general, if it comes to that.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2016 07:47 PM (r1fLd)

I would dearly love to see a one-on-one debate between her and Trump.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2016 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

252 After tonight's town hall, Hillary will be turned off & stashed behind the curtains like a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 03, 2016 07:51 PM (mtpAq)

253 >>> Sometimes when I get home my wife talks like she hasn't seen me for a year.

Fuckin A!

** clinks beer cans **

>>> But frankly I'm happy she wants to talk to me.

Excellent point.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2016 07:51 PM (AfsKp)

254 Hillary reminds me of Harcourt Fenton Mudd's wife Stella...look it up.
Posted by: billygoat

Stellllllllaaaaaa

https://youtu.be/Ag1EbxYKh_4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 03, 2016 07:51 PM (FkBIv)

255 Bill looks just as deranged. Drool bucket should be attached to lapel.

Hilz had so much make-up on it was applied with a trowel. I guess her stylist is now a mortician.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (7lqMl)

256 241 Let's replace Hillary's empathy chip with these Folgers Coffee Crystals and see if anyone notices.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 03, 2016 07:49 PM (gyKtp)

Let me know when you find it first.

Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (z/Ubi)

257 232 Can you imagine what Trump will do to Hillary in the general, if it comes to that.

Considering he's the only politician with a higher net unfavorability rating than her, I'm sure it will work out great.

Posted by: Naes at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (Ypc8j)

258 It's just one of the big differences between men and women. Women talk and talk about women things, that men just aren't interested in. It's stuff like, "I was at work today, and you know Miss Thang? Well, she said blah-blah and I said blah-blah, and then she said blah. I was like, Well! Can you believe that? And then, Miss OtherThang walked in, wearing blah-blah-blah and I said blah blah. Blah,blah, blah, blah......"

At that point, it is impossible for me to maintain attention. I just can't get into it. My mind wanders off.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (dvuhZ)

259 >>People make fun of that book, "Men are from mars, Women are from Venus," but it's helpful in understanding the opposite gender.

You can't understand crazy. You can only hope to contain it.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (b99VK)

260 Billy Jeff looks like he's about to keel over from AIDS. That, or whatever poison Hillary! is feeding him.

Imagine the state funeral that would be held for that nasty, rapist, douchebag.

Arggh! *rage headache*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (FsuaD)

261 248 And women as a rule talk more about their problems, i think to vent whereas men just want a solution without the need to vent quite as much.

People make fun of that book, "Men are from mars, Women are from Venus," but it's helpful in understanding the opposite gender.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:50 PM (w4NZ

___

The best explanation of women and men is the "nail forehead" video. It's perfect. Google if if you haven't seen it before.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (CYoPx)

262 Hey, di y'all hear Paul Ryan apologized to the conservative base for the GOPe tactic repeatedly of spitting in the faces of the base during the Boehner/McConnell years, and then complaining we were causing dry mouth?

Just kidding. He told us to quit bitching and get the fuck in line.

Posted by: MTF at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (LA2U/)

263 if you go by handwriting analysis Hillary actually sees herself as straight up and down, no nonsense, with little regard for Bill. it's interesting, i guess.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 03, 2016 07:53 PM (Cq0oW)

264 Billy Jeff looks like he's about to keel over from AIDS. That, or whatever poison Hillary! is feeding him.

Imagine the state funeral that would be held for that nasty, rapist, douchebag.

Arggh! *rage headache*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (FsuaD)

Maybe his casket will be draped with a blue dress instead of the American Flag?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 07:53 PM (DUoqb)

265 >>>>>Did Caligula treat the Praetorian Guard that way?<<<<<<

As a matter of fact he treated Cassius Chaerea the captain of the praetorian guard like crap. When Cassius would kiss his ring, Caligula would waggle his finger obscenely and give him watchwords like "Priapus" and "Venus" (slang for a eunuch).

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 03, 2016 07:54 PM (tEDMc)

266 Sometimes when I get home my wife talks like she hasn't seen me for a year.

Unless she's POed at you and venting, worry if she starts not talking to you. If she's talking to you it means she regards you as a friend in addition to being a husband.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:54 PM (w4NZ8)

267 It's just one of the big differences between men and women. Women talk and talk about women things, that men just aren't interested in. It's stuff like, "I was at work today, and you know Miss Thang? Well, she said blah-blah and I said blah-blah, and then she said blah. I was like, Well! Can you believe that? And then, Miss OtherThang walked in, wearing blah-blah-blah and I said blah blah. Blah,blah, blah, blah......"

At that point, it is impossible for me to maintain attention. I just can't get into it. My mind wanders off.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (dvuhZ)

Oh, thank God!

I thought it was just me. I try, I really do, but my eyes start glazing over after about five minutes of nonstop narrative.

No, I'm not exaggerating at all.

Posted by: That gamer guy at February 03, 2016 07:54 PM (s5o+q)

268 It's not merely rude or even demented to treat armed bodyguards like that, it's downright stupid.

Did Caligula treat the Praetorian Guard that way?

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2016 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

Yes and it worked out very well for him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 03, 2016 07:55 PM (45oDG)

269 Is this Megyn Kelly sock MUMR?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:55 PM (FsuaD)

270 I want a browser that does auto-sock-reset, damnit!

Posted by: filbert at February 03, 2016 07:55 PM (s5o+q)

271 As some of you may not know, I am "fully functional".

.....just ask Huma.

Posted by: Lt. Cmdr Hillary "Data" Clinton at February 03, 2016 07:55 PM (mtpAq)

272 246
Nate Silver

Kidding aside, and looking WAY ahead, Pennsylvania on 4/26 might wind up being a pretty important state for Rubio.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:50 PM (kdS6q)

I am confused and frightened by the thought that Pennsylvania might actually be relevant in the primaries. We're in uncharted territory here, people.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2016 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

273 5 When you've constructed your life on lies, corruption and malice it eats away at you. God is not mocked.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 03, 2016 07:10 PM (LLT7T)

^^^^!

It's almost like they don't understand why he's called God.

Heathen, primitive, cargo cult (D)Marxists.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 03, 2016 07:56 PM (zYV5P)

274 "Oh Hillary is likeable enough" at least that what Obama. Said during a debate.

Posted by: Shiggz at February 03, 2016 07:56 PM (G7wcY)

275 270 Is this Megyn Kelly sock MUMR?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:55 PM (FsuaD)

No. Its Thin Veneer of Civility. Another former commenter that went off the deep end. Pissed that he is banned and can't let go.

Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 07:56 PM (z/Ubi)

276 I want a browser that does auto-sock-reset, damnit!

That's a browser setting for forms data, always remember and auto fill forms.

Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 07:57 PM (TChZF)

277 Jeebus. Captain Cray-Cray is here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:57 PM (FsuaD)

278 if you go by handwriting analysis Hillary actually sees herself as straight up and down, no nonsense, with little regard for Bill. it's interesting, i guess.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich

---

Unless she's writing "REDRUM" on the bathroom mirror in lipstick. Then her handwriting is a little different.

Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2016 07:57 PM (xiHNC)

279 250 Hillary could be a robot, but not a sexbot.

She scares the shit out of me.

Posted by: Yul Brynner Bot from WestWorld at February 03, 2016 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

Hear, hear. *shudders*

Posted by: Maximilian at February 03, 2016 07:57 PM (jV8Mq)

280 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 07:52 PM (FsuaD)

If Hillary gets the nomination, I expect Bill Jeff to expire just in time for a state funeral a week before the election!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 03, 2016 07:58 PM (wYnyS)

281 buzzion at February 03, 2016 07:56 PM

Does that mean that the blog embeds a deep cookie that can't be deleted?

Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 07:58 PM (TChZF)

282 For when the pollster calls," I would not vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton under any circumstances you can conjure."

Posted by: DM at February 03, 2016 07:59 PM (j/tOh)

283 As a matter of fact he treated Cassius Chaerea the captain of the praetorian guard like crap. When Cassius would kiss his ring, Caligula would waggle his finger obscenely and give him watchwords like "Priapus" and "Venus" (slang for a eunuch).

That worked out poorly in the end, I recall.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 03, 2016 07:59 PM (bZ7mE)

284 219 I worked with a guy who always said 'huh?' whenever you said anything to him, and you would automatically repeat what you had just said. Every time.
Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 07:43 PM (TChZF)

I tried that with my Grandfather a few times. He finally said "Huh Hell, pay attention". I never forgot that

Posted by: Old Buffalo at February 03, 2016 07:59 PM (/pOl7)

285 Actually, some of my best work.

Posted by: Claude Clay, Esq. at February 03, 2016 08:00 PM (m3Sth)

286 This woman is evil right down to her core. As is Obama but fate somehow helped him disguise it with a mellifluous voice. Not so her. Fate has abandoned her and all she has to do is open her mouth for all but the most clueless to see the blackness within.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 03, 2016 08:00 PM (SK7CK)

287 282 For when the pollster calls," I would not vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton under any circumstances you can conjure."

My go-to line is, "I would crawl naked over glass shards all the way to the polling station to vote against Hillary."

Posted by: Laura at February 03, 2016 08:01 PM (3YYhi)

288 If Hillary gets the nomination, I expect Bill Jeff to expire just in time for a state funeral a week before the election!

Posted by: Hrothgar

-----

Or she could cut him open on an altar at her inauguration and drink his blood to reaffirm her pact with Lucifer live on TV. (She's been wanting to renew her vows anyway.)

Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2016 08:01 PM (xiHNC)

289 Whomever writes the overwrite comments for the banned people is hilarious.

"When mom goes to work, I like to sex the Charmin."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2016 08:01 PM (iHjB5)

290 Watched the vid with no volume, of course. Notice that her jaw is always clenched. Barely suppressed rage, as noted above.

Posted by: Sal at February 03, 2016 08:02 PM (MRX6w)

291 I realize this post is about tone but was anyone else charmed by the substance of her comments that she plans to go to the White House "as others have before" to DO x,y and z, including to take away your guns. Shes already planning the "I am exercising no more Executive power than lil ol FDR /Obama before me" defense.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 03, 2016 08:02 PM (jXM9O)

292 272
246

Nate Silver

Kidding aside, and looking WAY ahead, Pennsylvania on 4/26 might wind up being a pretty important state for Rubio.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2016 07:50 PM (kdS6q)

I am confused and frightened by the thought that Pennsylvania might
actually be relevant in the primaries. We're in uncharted territory
here, people.

It's going to be all but over by that point. Someone will get a clear advantage probably after Super Tuesday or shortly thereafter and the bandwagon effect will kick in. I don't know who that will be but 72.8% of the delegates will be decided before Pa.

Posted by: Naes at February 03, 2016 08:02 PM (Ypc8j)

293 My go-to line is, "I would crawl naked over glass shards all the way to the polling station to vote against Hillary."

Posted by: Laura

----

I would allow a chariot to drag me through a desert of used kitty litter to vote against her.

Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2016 08:02 PM (xiHNC)

294 Guys that say "huh?" to everything are not worth talking to.

It's a sign of disrespect.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2016 08:02 PM (qUNWi)

295 n general, every woman I've ever spent time with talks incessantly. Many times, driving down the road with a woman, it's just "yak, yak, yak, yak". I've developed this thing where i just tune it out.

Probably works great if you're not married or in a long term relationship, because women can tell when you're tuning them out if they're trying to talk with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:03 PM (w4NZ8)

296 I want a browser that does auto-sock-reset, damnit!

That's a browser setting for forms data, always remember and auto fill forms.

Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 07:57 PM (TChZF)

Yeah, but I need one specific to acecomments.

Needy, I am.

Forgetful, slothful, and a bit sloppy, too.

Needy.

But not currently talking with an uptick.

That would be bad, yes?

*aw, damn*

Posted by: filbert at February 03, 2016 08:03 PM (s5o+q)

297 That worked out poorly in the end, I recall.

It's enough to give one a splitting headache.

Posted by: Julia Drusilla at February 03, 2016 08:03 PM (rwI+c)

298 286
I do not get the "mellifluous" part. He is not that great a speaker. Way too many pauses. He drones. He does not have a Charlton Heston voice.

I guess I still do not get it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2016 08:04 PM (iHjB5)

299
That video, starring:
The Bitch, the Bastard, and the Fugly.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2016 08:06 PM (HgMAr)

300 >>> In general, every woman I've ever spent time with talks incessantly. Many times, driving down the road with a woman, it's just "yak, yak, yak, yak". I've developed this thing where i just tune it out.
-----
Yeah, Fenelon, same here. That's why I get along better with men. Women just talk too much and about stupid crap or else whine and complain the whole time about stupid crap.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 03, 2016 08:07 PM (2x3L+)

301 filbert at February 03, 2016 08:03 PM

auto fill forms automatically fills out the form with the last used data set. But it remembers all the previous choices for that form so you can switch by typing the first letter in the appropriate box.

It won't remember to reset the form data to the preferred choice if you forget.

Of Course, if the FBI should do forensic analysis on your system, they can read all of your previous form data. So if you are not worried about government agents inspecting your computer. . .

Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 08:07 PM (TChZF)

302 Of course the left hates themselves.

Kill all those millions of premeies and new borns with money they confiscated from honest laborers.

Stealth opened the city gates to millions of mooches and rapists so that they could more easily win elections.

Lie about their real agenda sometimes to themselves.

Make Excuse dictators while obsessive fault finding with religious fathers with jobs.

Great on revenge propaganda white projecting their flaws into others

Why wouldn't they subconciosly hate themselves?

Posted by: Shiggz at February 03, 2016 08:07 PM (G7wcY)

303 Posted by: L, Elle at February 03, 2016 08:07 PM (2x3L+)

Had you ever thought of entering a religious order that practices silence? They're very quiet there. :^)

What's an example of stupid crap?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:09 PM (w4NZ8)

304 auto fill forms automatically fills out the form with the last used data set. But it remembers all the previous choices for that form so you can switch by typing the first letter in the appropriate box.

It won't remember to reset the form data to the preferred choice if you forget.

Of Course, if the FBI should do forensic analysis on your system, they can read all of your previous form data. So if you are not worried about government agents inspecting your computer. . .
Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 08:07 PM (TChZF)

But I need the anti-stupid setting, you see.

Posted by: filbert at February 03, 2016 08:12 PM (s5o+q)

305 Naes awesome!!!!

Posted by: Shiggz at February 03, 2016 08:12 PM (G7wcY)

306 I do not get the "mellifluous" part. He is not that great a speaker. Way
too many pauses. He drones. He does not have a Charlton Heston voice.

I guess I still do not get it.

I meant that from a teleprompter he sounds articulate. Off teleprompter he is a half-educated know-nothing.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 03, 2016 08:13 PM (SK7CK)

307 What's an example of stupid crap?
-------
The Hildebeest claiming she's for the middle class? The Hildebeest claiming that there were no messages on her e-mail that were classified? I could go on.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 03, 2016 08:13 PM (9iR5/)

308 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2016 08:14 PM (iHjB5)

309 Fenelon, that's very insightful of you to mention. I love this movie, IIRC, it's called Into the Great Silence. Have you seen it? It's a movie that just films the life of these monks that live in silence. The convent down the road from me lives the same way. I just crave quiet.

Idk what an example of stupid crap is, there are so many. Like home decorating and all the concern about everything like safety and health food garbage. I'm a quiet person IRL. It's hard to come by those kind of women.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 03, 2016 08:14 PM (2x3L+)

310 "All will love me and despair."

Posted by: Chick from Lord of the Rings at February 03, 2016 08:14 PM (4KoRb)

311 Posted by: L, Elle at February 03, 2016 08:07 PM (2x3L+)

But it was actually Publicus who was complaining about taking women. I can talk a lot if I'm fired up about something, but I'm an introvert and probably talk less than I used to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:15 PM (w4NZ8)

312 talking+yaaaking

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:15 PM (w4NZ8)

313 Posted by: L, Elle at February 03, 2016 08:14 PM (2x3L+)

I have heard of that movie; I would like to see it.

I don't talk about home decorating. I have no interest it it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:17 PM (w4NZ8)

314 I wasn't really complaining. It's just an observation about one of the fundamental basic differences between men and women. And that's just a general, statistical thing. There are women who don't do the "chick talk" stuff, and men who can drone on and on. I'm thinking of one guy right now with whom I do the tuning out thing when he gets to droning.

And yes, it's very true. If you're going to marry one, you better not let 'em catch you doing the tuning out thing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 03, 2016 08:20 PM (dvuhZ)

315 Fen, it is captivating in a strange and beautiful way. You watch these monks doing their assigned jobs amd get a glimpse into what they're lives are like and the only sounds are them working, like the sound of a broom pushing, or sometimes they talk to some of birds that stop by. It's really a wonderful movie. See it!

Posted by: L, Elle at February 03, 2016 08:21 PM (2x3L+)

316 Thanks for the recommendation, Elle, I am actually interested in the monastic tradition since a lof of the RCs I read are monks and nuns from the contemplative tradition.

Elle, I know that you're busy with your friend the big dog :^), but I think you should consider going to see the nuns and getting some spiritual direction. Who knows? Maybe somewhere there is a religious vocation. I hope you don't think I'm being meddlesome in suggesting it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:24 PM (w4NZ8)

317 If some feminist is trying to claim that women don't talk more than men, then that feminist needs to be beaten with a reality stick until they wake up from their fever dream.

Posted by: JoeC at February 03, 2016 08:29 PM (bYdfC)

318 #111 Look at that video! How can Germans not love her?

Posted by: Embarrassed Anime Tentacle Porn Fapper at February 03, 2016 08:30 PM (zuLUE)

319 298
I do not get the "mellifluous" part. He is not that great a speaker. Way too many pauses. He drones. He does not have a Charlton Heston voice.

I guess I still do not get it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2016 08:04 PM (iHjB5)
----------------
He has a very nice baritone, a nice timbre to his voice.

Now, his USE of the voice, well....I have often compared listening to his speeches to listening to a tennis match.
It's the pacing, the over-reliance on the teleprompter.
As he turns his eyes side to side, it affects the vocal rhythm. Back and forth. Back and forth. Puts you to sleep.

Without the teleprompter he pauses and uhs too much.

But the voice itself is good.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2016 08:30 PM (T/5A0)

320 I would allow a chariot to drag me through a desert of used kitty litter to vote against her.
Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2016 08:02 PM (xiHNC)

But would you allow yourself to be tied to a chair with your eyelids pried open, Clockwork Orange style, and sit through all Hillary's speeches before you could enter the polling station to vote against her?

Posted by: Laura at February 03, 2016 08:32 PM (3YYhi)

321 I almost feel a twinge of compassion for the rapist who married her. But not really.

Posted by: HiHo at February 03, 2016 08:37 PM (G/MFl)

322 Sorry if this has already been commented on...but Holy Shit, did you see the looks on Bills face during that speech?? The guy is in-fuckin-sane!!!!

And not in a cool way.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 03, 2016 08:44 PM (nhHPu)

323 I don't find her creepy.

Posted by: Yogi Okie Dokee at February 03, 2016 08:54 PM (ZWRoJ)

324 You know who also shouted a lot and screamed, someone almost indecipherable?

TED KENNEDY. You know, PRESIDENT TED KENNEDY.

Posted by: Adelle's Toenail at February 03, 2016 09:04 PM (SJ184)

325 > People get annoyed by verbal tics like "vocal fry" and "upspeak" when women use them, but often don't even notice it when men do.

That's because the only "men" who use vocal fry and upspeak are faggots:

https://goo.gl/ztI3AK

Posted by: salfter at February 03, 2016 09:07 PM (bwtGi)

326 Funny because
It's
True.

Crazy bag lady president.

Posted by: simplemind at February 03, 2016 09:34 PM (BTnAK)

327 She's no woman hiding behind a dress. She's got figurative balls of steel. 13 Hours? Pshaw! She stood under withering questions from the best the GOP had in the Spinghazi Kangaroo Court of the sexist GOP for two weeks and made them quiver. You forget the sniper in Boznia too! Where she caught a bullet with her teeth, saving 228 school children and their 7 mothers. That said, any criticism of her is rape. /DUmmy mode

Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at February 03, 2016 10:28 PM (g1MTt)

328 Watching Hillary's "acceptance" speech Monday night was like a bad production of Evita. Really really awful.

Posted by: biancaneve at February 03, 2016 10:36 PM (e98eb)

329 I'm sure it was mentioned already, but the doddering wizened rapist behind her was mouthing the words like a demented old coot, and looked as if he was about let a strand of drool escape. Between him and Stickerboy, it was really hard for me to concentrate on Evita.

Posted by: stace at February 03, 2016 10:58 PM (CoX6k)

330 I could use some cocaine springs.

Posted by: Jimmy'sAttackRabbit at February 03, 2016 11:02 PM (UGDdp)

331
Saw an ad for the "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" product (Life Alert?) earlier this evening. It's a new one (to me). The first person in it -- I swear -- is a dead ringer for Cankles.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 03, 2016 11:24 PM (BK3ZS)

332 "jumping out of her skull like they were set on cocaine-springs". Gotta remember that one.

Posted by: Corona at February 03, 2016 11:33 PM (ragzU)

333 "Research shows that people perceive women differently based on their gender."
They really are geniuses, aren't they?
They did research?

Posted by: I love prunes at February 04, 2016 12:29 AM (4Z0vT)

334 Oddly enough....

Posted by: bruce at February 04, 2016 06:30 AM (3AzEr)

335 Actually I have noticed she has the same look in her eyes that the Dementia patients have at the retirement home where my Mother resides, not quite insane but not totally there.
My Mom has Dementia, visual and auditory hallucinations and she gets that glare in her eyes it's not from anger it's just there while she is seeing people and things that really aren't or should be there.
She will talk to her long dead sisters as if they are right in front of her, her eyes glaring at nothing.
Hillary is scary even creepy with that same look in her eyes.

Posted by: obsidian at February 04, 2016 12:00 PM (ARK2U)

336 @# 268: Hillary doesn't understand she does not come with a protective coloration. She is not of a protected class of race.
In other words, if something happened to Hillary due to a Praetorian guard event (God Forbid such) millions of Females, Women, Girls will NOT get up and go out and riot.

Posted by: obsidian at February 04, 2016 12:09 PM (ARK2U)

337 Most of the time she's reading off the teleprompter.
So, maybe she needs to let her head go and lead with her heart, if she has one.

Posted by: Nanny G at February 04, 2016 07:40 PM (BJd/X)

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