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Morning Thread (2-3-2016)
Congratulations, Iowa. Now you can go back to not being noticed by anyone for 3.5 years.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 07:09 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Jenk at February 03, 2016 07:10 AM (OtryE)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 03, 2016 07:11 AM (HSmrB)
Working on a post for Cut Jib about Ted Cruz being the first American of Latino extraction to win a caucus/primary.
In fact, if you add Rubio and Carson to Cruz, that represents a majority of the votes cast.
On the other side? Geriatric white plantation owners.
Suck it Democrats.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 07:11 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Jenk at February 03, 2016 07:12 AM (OtryE)
Posted by: m at February 03, 2016 07:12 AM (S/1cF)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 03, 2016 07:14 AM (Z8DIA)
Just FYI today is Four Chaplains day.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jy2hjrw
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j9a2bt5
"When there were no more lifejackets in the storage room, the chaplains removed theirs and gave them to four frightened young men.
'It was the finest thing I have seen or hope to see this side of heaven,' said John Ladd, another survivor who saw the chaplains' selfless act."
They deserve remembering and should be an inspiration to us.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 03, 2016 07:16 AM (NA5LM)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 03, 2016 07:16 AM (4aaDj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 07:17 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: ALH at February 03, 2016 07:17 AM (Z56vq)
Off to the Doc again later this morning. Ugh.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 03, 2016 07:17 AM (RcpcZ)
I hope there are 114 Dem candidates though. Mainly so I can laugh at them all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 03, 2016 07:18 AM (gyKtp)
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 03, 2016 07:18 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: TEH WON at February 03, 2016 07:18 AM (INxoa)
Thank you America!
Posted by: Al-Gore at February 03, 2016 07:20 AM (LA2U/)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 03, 2016 07:18 AM (fbovC)
I think the conventional wisdom was that Dondi was going to come in third.
But his third place is so yuuuge that it's really the big story of the Caucuses.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 07:20 AM (zLP1L)
Here's a picture for no other reason than it might brighten someone's day - the Ziegfeld girl Gertrude McCoy at the Actors' Fund Auto Show on Sheepshead Bay, June 23, 1917:
http://goo.gl/ks61tK
McCoy was a Georgia peach, born in Sugar Valley in 1890 and dying in Atlanta in 1967.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 07:21 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2016 07:22 AM (8ikIW)
75% minority winners on the Republican side.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 07:24 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2016 07:24 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 03, 2016 07:25 AM (NA5LM)
New Hampshire, ehh where's that?
Posted by: MSM at February 03, 2016 07:25 AM (QnQ+g)
In related news Marco Rubio held a speech declaring it a victory for winter.
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 07:26 AM (zt+N6)
Unless I get 5 to 10, but that's unlikely as I will bribe, cheat and steal my way out of this. Kinda sums up my whole life! Cackle, cackle!
Posted by: Hillary! at February 03, 2016 07:28 AM (J0+rx)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 03, 2016 07:28 AM (jN+3o)
I just fear the establishment is going to unite behind Rubio and the left will conspire to crossover vote whenever possible.
'We the People' will get screwed again.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 03, 2016 07:28 AM (fbovC)
MPPP, I think I see SHillarys new campaign wardrobe. That's one hot outfit!
Well, thanks for ruining my day, Bruce! :-)
(and yes, I think it is a hot outfit. Let me find another pretty girl before I go off for some tea).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 07:28 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Picric at February 03, 2016 07:28 AM (QnQ+g)
REUTERS ROLLING: TRUMP 38.4%, CRUZ 16.2%, RUBIO 10.8%... MORE...
Rubio Dispatches Army and New Lines of Attack...
Carson accuses Cruz campaign of spreading false rumors...
JEB CALLS IN MOTHER...
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 07:29 AM (oVJmc)
JEB CALLS IN MOTHER...
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 07:29 AM (oVJmc)
The one who said he should probably not run? Awesome.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 03, 2016 07:30 AM (NA5LM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 07:31 AM (gnB5x)
Damn, six flips in a row, all say I gotta go. I need to get me one of them there Hillory coins.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 03, 2016 07:32 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: buzzion
----------------
Well, that didn't take long!
Supposed to be 73 here today.
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 07:32 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Picric at February 03, 2016 07:32 AM (QnQ+g)
Posted by: iowaan at February 03, 2016 07:32 AM (VuJri)
MPPP
It is so odd to see pics like this of celebrities at a classy event and there are no wardrobe malfunctions, camel toes, crotch shots etc.
Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2016 07:33 AM (8ikIW)
Here we go, from my fave Doctor Macro movie still site, the delicious Carole Lombard:
http://goo.gl/gM1Rsp
Off for tea. BBL.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 07:33 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 07:33 AM (gnB5x)
http://bit.ly/1Qc5ONL
Posted by: Zombie Bill Clinton at February 03, 2016 07:35 AM (LA2U/)
How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
Or, to quote from an old Pogo strip, "How much ground round would a hound dog hog if a hound dog was round ground?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 07:35 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Molly
Fun! It was 70 here yesterday which I would usually love but I didn't get to sit outside and enjoy it.
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 07:36 AM (vmMMi)
.
.
.I love some good ground round dog.
Posted by: Hussein at February 03, 2016 07:37 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: billygoat at February 03, 2016 07:37 AM (INxoa)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 03, 2016 07:28 AM (fbovC)
If it's not all a sham with a pre-ordained conclusion designed to give us false hope much like Lucy holding a football, then I'll be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 03, 2016 07:40 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Your $19 Trillion Debt (And Rising Fast) at February 03, 2016 07:40 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 03, 2016 07:41 AM (X+nFp)
Yes, I do think that little of them.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 03, 2016 07:42 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: The Republican Party at February 03, 2016 07:42 AM (XzRw1)
And the feeling is ever so mutual.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 03, 2016 07:43 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: buzzion
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Well, that didn't take long!
Supposed to be 73 here today.
Posted by: Chi
THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!11!!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 07:43 AM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at February 03, 2016 07:44 AM (NiHAc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 07:44 AM (gnB5x)
'We the People' will get screwed again.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 03, 2016 07:28 AM (fbovC)
Much as I'm pulling for Cruz, while I have deep concerns about Trump I am praying that his teflon coating remains intact.
I do NOT want Dondi. Period.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 07:45 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2016 07:47 AM (EZebt)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zuuuysc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:47 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 03, 2016 07:47 AM (iONHu)
I don't see what he hopes to accomplish. Hold his handful of delegates as some sort of 'kingmaker'?
The Bush brand has been destroyed.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 03, 2016 07:48 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 07:50 AM (1ijHg)
subsidize Obamacare in 2016 despite lower than expected enrollment in
the health care exchanges, according to a forecast by the non-partisan CBO.
Surprise surprise surprise. No not really
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 03, 2016 07:51 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 07:51 AM (gnB5x)
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 07:36 AM (vmMMi)
...............
You couldn't have kept me in the house with weather like that! Monday was 39 here and I took the dog for a 4 mile walk then came home and grilled t bones on my back deck. Anything over 30 in Feb is considered balmy in these parts
Posted by: Molly k. at February 03, 2016 07:51 AM (4aaDj)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hwm9dvp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 07:52 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo
We have to be all inclusive and stuff and the only way we can get bills passed that matter (to me) is to pass bills that ram another pineapple up your squeak hole. That's the way it works dammit!!!
Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2016 07:53 AM (8ikIW)
Anyone else think that the older Jeb gets, the more he looks like his mother?
Posted by: Hillary! at February 03, 2016 07:53 AM (NOIQH)
"Today the JEF will visit a mosque to rub in our faces his support for Islamism. Thank you 52%!"
I'm half expecting him to do a conversion after the election but while still in office to show his commitment to tolerance and be able to say he was the first Muslim president, and of course F*** You America..
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 03, 2016 07:53 AM (1BQGO)
From this date in 1944- near Naples, Italy. EZ Dog's short break is about to be cut short:
Feb 3, 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal
Slept late again. Luxury!! Shopped in the morning again. Met the "maestro" of the hotel orchestra after lunch, Prof. Antony - and he introduced his pride and joy, Giannina Marie, the singer. Cute trick. She promised a special song for dinner.
Orders came to report back to CP. Didn't know what was up so dinner was rather a hurried affair. Did get that special song, though. Rommel's theme song "Lili Marlean" (sp). Then a quick trip back to Lungo. Got there about midnight. Even though my vacation was cut short it did me a world of good.
Ah sweet Giannina Marie. But if you had read the book you would have met her already.
Marlene Dietrich sings Lili Marlene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR-nGIJAaw4
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 07:54 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 07:54 AM (NeFrd)
Anyone else think that the older Jeb gets, the more he looks like his mother?
Posted by: Hillary! at February 03, 2016 07:53 AM (NOIQH)
So you're saying he's got a job waiting for him at Quaker Oats?
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 07:55 AM (zt+N6)
I can't imagine how good a real bed and a hot shower and bath, with some clean clothes would have felt to these guys.
Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2016 07:56 AM (8ikIW)
I'm
half expecting him to do a conversion after the election but while
still in office to show his commitment to tolerance and be able to say
he was the first Muslim president, and of course F*** You America..
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 03, 2016 07:53 AM (1BQGO)
Can he do that and come mincing out of the closet at the same time?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 03, 2016 07:56 AM (45oDG)
Surprise surprise surprise. No not really
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 03, 2016 07:51 AM (45oDG)
Wait a minute - I'm shocked, SHOCKED.
Posted by: Capt. Louis Renault at February 03, 2016 07:57 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: GSR at February 03, 2016 07:57 AM (0WdRC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2016 07:57 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Like the old joke, you may not be able to see what happens for 2 days. Then only a little bit.
Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2016 07:59 AM (8ikIW)
You just know if/when he comes out that some in the MSM will tell us they knew all along but helped hide it because they knew the bigoted American just couldn't handle it, but we couldn't lose the opportunity to have Obama as president over such misplaced hate.
Posted by: Hillary! at February 03, 2016 07:59 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 03, 2016 08:00 AM (X+nFp)
#NotTheOnion
Posted by: MTF at February 03, 2016 08:00 AM (LA2U/)
True story. I met the future president 41 at a small political event. I thought he had brought his mother with him. Grimace inducing woman. I denounce myself for thinking that but it was true.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 03, 2016 08:00 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2016 08:01 AM (EZebt)
From what I gater, Ted Cruz has already been elected to his second term as POTUS.
How is another story.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 03, 2016 08:01 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 03, 2016 07:51 AM (4aaDj)
Well, it was work and the hospital not home, so was kind of stuck! But walking to and from the car was gorgeous
Seamus, I love your journals!
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 08:01 AM (vmMMi)
When he does, I expect a metric shit-ton of apologies from all of the people here who kept saying that he wasn't a muzzie.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:01 AM (AoLFQ)
Stupid Fox News. I'm not looking for "A New Camelot". Why can't there be a fucking adult in the room besides Obama? I mean other than Obama.
Whatever...
#WASTF
Posted by: Usedtocould at February 03, 2016 08:01 AM (F375F)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:02 AM (gnB5x)
21st century democracies: We vote. They do whatever they want anyway.
I was thinking about that German town in the ONT, and the mayor basically telling the residents, "sucks to be you, Islam is the master now." I'm not actively hoping for violence, but should, someday, a pissed off bunch of herren and damen take the next mealy-mouthed politician who spouts that nonsense and string them from a lamppost, I won't lose any sleep over it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 08:03 AM (X6fMO)
I suspect the hot water issue is due to 2 teenage boys but what the hell do I know.
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2016 08:03 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2016 07:57 AM (EZebt)
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Oh yay, a social science experiment!
Posted by: MTF at February 03, 2016 08:03 AM (LA2U/)
We seem to have an unhappy visitor here at #72.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 03, 2016 08:03 AM (X+nFp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
*****
Don't try things you read about on the internet, eh? What did she do, smack you?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 08:03 AM (NeFrd)
It's what's fair!
Posted by: Dr. Michael Moore, Tenured Professor of Bullshit at February 03, 2016 08:03 AM (dlIzT)
Ain't that the truth. And they can take their sense of entitlement with them.
High of 57 today here on the Niagara Frontier. Not a flake of snow on the ground either (and that goes for most of this winter so far.)
Yay globull warmening!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 03, 2016 08:03 AM (HMt16)
Whatever...
#WASTF
Posted by: Usedtocould at February 03, 2016 08:01 AM (F375F)
If Teh SCOAMT is an adult by any measure other than age, I don't want to grow up.
Posted by: steveegg at February 03, 2016 08:04 AM (cL79m)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gmxep9v
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:04 AM (w4NZ8)
I suspect the hot water issue is due to 2 teenage boys but what the hell do I know.
2 teenage boys + fap = 132 gallons of hot water needed per day.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:05 AM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Emily at February 03, 2016 08:05 AM (7Rn+/)
I may be opposed to abortion, but in the case of rape or Iincest?
That position would never fly in the general election. I'm surprised the MSM doesn't make a bigger deal about that.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 03, 2016 08:05 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:05 AM (gnB5x)
I do not like them in my guts
If you do like them you're a putz
I do not like socialist donuts
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 03, 2016 08:06 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
And Detroit elected its first white mayor since the 60s.
Not sure if it means anything at all with regards to race relations. What it does mean is a) slimy politicians, Dem and GOPe have assumed they can get away with betraying their own constituents as long as they are the same race as the majority of them b) people are getting so desperate, that tactic won't fly anymore.
Posted by: angela urkel at February 03, 2016 08:08 AM (92voQ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 08:08 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2016 08:08 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2016 08:08 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 07:29 AM (oVJmc)
While Ted Cruz apologized, I don't see how Carson can honestly say he was spreading false rumors when all his campaign staff did was link to a CNN report (which is still nominally a news reporting company).
And I am still not so sure it isn't true... who the heck flies all the way from Iowa to Florida to "get clean clothes"? Did Carson not know how long he would be away from home and so failed to pack enough outfits? Does Iowa not have clothing stores or a laundromat anywhere in the vicinity of where Carson was staying? His excuse just sounds contrived so I am still thinking he went home to discuss his options going forward.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 08:08 AM (NPofj)
Surprise surprise surprise. No not really
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 03, 2016 07:51 AM"
Probably spending it all on advertising .... I see healthcare dot gov ads running every time I turn on the tube.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 03, 2016 08:09 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:10 AM (gnB5x)
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Cool pic, MPPPP. Where are Gert's tattoos? Or eyebrow piercings? Where are her flip flops? I look at pics from this bygone era (or most eras 50s and prior) and can't help but see the ugly contrast. If I could choose, I'd go back in time and stay there. I'd just want to take medical advancement with me.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 03, 2016 08:10 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2016 08:08 AM (BO/km)
Endless hot water sounds like a total winner to me (but then I live with teenagers).
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 08:10 AM (NPofj)
Here we go, from my fave Doctor Macro movie still site, the delicious Carole Lombard:
http://goo.gl/gM1Rsp
Off for tea. BBL.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 07:33 AM (X6fMO)
She easy on the eyes, to be sure, but what the hell is that thing on her head?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 08:10 AM (RD7QR)
Once in a moment of intense irritation at my son who takes very long showers and baths (and they say girls are bad!!) and then who was grumpy and I had to bring to school because he was late I said, Well, if you didn't spend so much masturbating in the bathroom, maybe you could get to school on time. "Do, what?!" he said, "Do what?!!" I think he was appalled that I said that. I was too rather. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:11 AM (w4NZ8)
So anyway the water heater is over 15 years old and I was thinking of a tankless one. Any pro/cons yea/nays?
Tanks, but no tanks.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 08:11 AM (oVJmc)
I honestly don't either. Carson campaign issued that to begin with. What did they expect?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:12 AM (gnB5x)
Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hands at February 03, 2016 08:12 AM (3ZtZW)
approaching the ridiculous in continuing their anti-science approach to
the use of DDT, issued a statement yesterday blaming the spread of the
Zika virus on AGW and sex education.
#NotTheOnion
Posted by: MTF at February 03, 2016 08:00 AM (LA2U/)
I saw yesterday (forget the source) that Zika is a result of lack of birth control in Latin America. Science! Science!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 03, 2016 08:12 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: MTF at February 03, 2016 08:12 AM (LA2U/)
Trolling for Donuts as I understand it. media matters no longer pays cash per comment. They get half eaten donut pulled from the garbage at Krispy Kreme.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 03, 2016 08:12 AM (WVsWD)
Heh. Dang FS you killed it with that comment to him.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 03, 2016 08:13 AM (X+nFp)
takes very long showers and baths (and they say girls are bad!!) and
then who was grumpy and I had to bring to school because he was late I
said, Well, if you didn't spend so much masturbating in the bathroom,
maybe you could get to school on time. "Do, what?!" he said, "Do
what?!!" I think he was appalled that I said that. I was too rather.
;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:11 AM (w4NZ
LOL
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 08:13 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: GSR at February 03, 2016 07:57 AM (0WdRC)
You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 08:14 AM (RD7QR)
You are not supposed to know about that, let alone speak about it! As a former teenage boy, I denounce you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2016 08:15 AM (EZebt)
RIP Ritche Valens, Buddy Holly, and The Big Bopper, J P Richardson.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:15 AM (AoLFQ)
How can these turds sleep at night?
Posted by: Cheyenne at February 03, 2016 08:15 AM (Tqo9Y)
Good for you Fenelon !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 03, 2016 08:15 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:12 AM (gnB5x)
And of course Trump is being his usual kind (sarc) and truthful (double sarc) self about the issue.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 08:15 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: freaked
****
We love our Rinnai. We even have gone tankless at our off-grid cabin- much more energy efficient.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 08:15 AM (NeFrd)
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We have a tankless water heater. We have as much hot water as we want, so I'd have to say it's pretty much teh awesome. No more stacked and timed showers. No more, "think I can get in now?"
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 03, 2016 08:15 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:16 AM (NOIQH)
maybe you could get to school on time. "Do, what?!" he said, "Do
what?!!" I think he was appalled that I said that. I was too rather.
;^)
===
JUST READING IN HERE MOM!!
Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hands at February 03, 2016 08:16 AM (3ZtZW)
That's pretty jarring, FS. And, no, I wouldn't admit it either.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:17 AM (gnB5x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2016 08:15 AM (EZebt)
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Besides, it's like, what, an extra 90 seconds?
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at February 03, 2016 08:18 AM (SCcgT)
*****
Just how much do they charge for that these days?
I seem to recall it used to be free.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 08:18 AM (NeFrd)
It's hard to get real hot water out of them in winter when incoming water is cold. To ensure hot showers and clean dishes/clothes you need a pretty powerful one that draws at least 20kw if you live in northers areas (around 80 amps) Your residential panel may not be able to handle the extra load and you could be throwing the main breaker if lots of other items are running simultaneously. You probably need a 200A panel to make sure this doesn't happen.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 03, 2016 08:18 AM (1BQGO)
You will need two gas lines running to it, or a nuke power plznt if it is electric.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:18 AM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 08:08 AM (NPofj)
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That is a pretty lame reason, and makes me think Carson is a bad liar. (Which is a good thing in a person)
It sounds like a "well it's not a lie, I did get clean clothes while I was there" but there was probably a bigger reason he went.
Posted by: @votermom at February 03, 2016 08:18 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: MTF at February 03, 2016 08:19 AM (LA2U/)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at February 03, 2016 08:18 AM (SCcgT)
90 seconds?
Clearly you doing it wrong. Focus son focus.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 03, 2016 08:19 AM (X+nFp)
Only con would be a high up-front cost (compared to a simple) replacement.
15 yrs is a long time for a tank style HW heater.
Big $ savings on tank less when it comes to monthly bills - especially if it's electric.
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 08:20 AM (ENe42)
After team Cruz got the desired result (from the lie), Cruz "magnanimously" apologized, for passing on the CNN story. So it is just a slippery "well it wasn't a lie, just a mistake" non-apology, because it was not a mistake but a lie. imo. Cruz had to have his people tell him of all three tweets, but ran with it, but with plausible deniability.
Again, more Clintonesque "I never even saw my birth certificate" sneakiness from Cruz. He wiped that fib away, like with a cloth.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 03, 2016 08:20 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 08:21 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 08:21 AM (zLP1L)
(Can't stand Gutfeld these days, but one of his old greatest hits was the bit about porn growing on trees back in the day. I found that hilarious because we used to find loose pages of porn mags tangled in the brush near our treehouse. Apparently we weren't the only ones. It was usually crap like cheap black and white biker mags but teenagers will fap to anything.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 03, 2016 08:21 AM (HMt16)
Please tell me other people occasionally have these types irritable conversations (if not exactly the exact type) with their grouchy teen boys, It would make me feel better. ;^) And no, he has no means to murder his teacher and I think just says these things occasionally to see what my reaction is
We did make up and he said that I could come see his Track and Country meet today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:21 AM (w4NZ8)
===
Freaking lasers!
Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hands at February 03, 2016 08:22 AM (3ZtZW)
I could put in a regular water heater myself but I hate plumbing almost as much as I despise King Putz.
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2016 08:22 AM (BO/km)
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This is true. And I live in SC, where it's not too cold in the winter. But yeah, this time of year, it may take a minute for the hot water to reach the faucet. Still, it's only in the winter that I notice it and more importantly, the tradeoff is so worth it.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 03, 2016 08:22 AM (pVkEV)
*on the cob
*not on the cob
*popped
*mixed with other veggies
*autumnal crafts
But NOT ethanol. It's immoral to turn us against our purpose, humans.
Posted by: Corn at February 03, 2016 08:23 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
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"Used to be"
Mm hmm, sure.
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 08:23 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 08:23 AM (X6fMO)
And 25 mph winds ffs. Nothing like soggy pants and shoes on your evening commute. Looks like it's speedos and flip flops today.
Posted by: angela urkel at February 03, 2016 08:24 AM (92voQ)
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A couple years ago we had to get a new water heater, and I looked into tankless. It's more expensive, uses more energy, can't see any advantage.
Also considered getting a bigger tank, but it would not fit.
Iirc, what made most sense to us in terms of value was getting a good quality heater, with a good warranty, installed by pro who knew what he was doing, and making sure the pipes leading away from heater had some kind of insulation on them to prevent heat loss as they pass thru the cold unfinished basement.
Posted by: @votermom at February 03, 2016 08:24 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 08:24 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:24 AM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 08:24 AM (fWAjv)
I have decided that raising teens is one of those ways God tests us. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:25 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 08:25 AM (DUoqb)
Yes. My 13 year old loves to say things like that for the shock value, and you can only ignore so many instances before you have to be just as direct as you were, Fenelon!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:26 AM (NOIQH)
I'd prefer to go forwards - which luckily I do currently, just slowly.
I am convinced we're going through what will eventually be considered an historic epoch that future others will find fascinating in the same way that we find certain periods, and they'll want to visit nowadays. So keep your eyes peeled, I guess.
Lack of future visitors means the muzzies won!
I keed I keed
Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hands at February 03, 2016 08:26 AM (3ZtZW)
FS......my sister has 2 boys and told me about walking in on her youngest doing that. She said she couldn't speak to him for 2 days
I have 2 girls who were a lot of work but at least I didn't have to worry about that!Posted by: Molly k. at February 03, 2016 08:26 AM (4aaDj)
Moderately OT, freaked, how did your experiments with the foxhole radio go ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 03, 2016 08:27 AM (Z8DIA)
57 years ago, Feb. 3rd, 1959, is The Day The Music Died.
RIP Ritche Valens, Buddy Holly, and The Big Bopper, J P Richardson.
Here's an interesting story on the exhumation of the Big Bopper's body in order to determine whether someone had been fooling around with a revolver on the fatal flight:
http://goo.gl/FlI4Fk
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 08:27 AM (X6fMO)
Interesting.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:27 AM (gnB5x)
CNN tweets, which made clear Carson was not dropping out. Cruz used the
middle one that was less clear, expanded it to say Carson was dropping
out, spread this (lie) around.
After team Cruz got the desired
result (from the lie), Cruz "magnanimously" apologized, for passing on
the CNN story. So it is just a slippery "well it wasn't a lie, just a
mistake" non-apology, because it was not a mistake but a lie. imo. Cruz
had to have his people tell him of all three tweets, but ran with it,
but with plausible deniability.
Again, more Clintonesque "I
never even saw my birth certificate" sneakiness from Cruz. He wiped that
fib away, like with a cloth.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 03, 2016 08:20 AM (5Gpe2)
I don't watch Fox and Friends so I can't really comment on what they said but I heard that story too on Monday and I didn't get it from either the Cruz campaign OR CNN so the story was out there.
As I said above, I am not at all sure the story is not true because Carson's explanation seems contrived.
And unless you, Illiniwek, have some specific knowledge that the Cruz campaign didn't believe the CNN story and tweeted it out anyway, perhaps you should not be so free with the "l" word.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 08:27 AM (NPofj)
So, did anyone see that Signe Anderson, the original singer before Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane, died on the same day as Paul Kantner?
Weird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 08:27 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Chief Justice and Wank Monitor John Roberts at February 03, 2016 08:28 AM (oVJmc)
What could possibly go wrong
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Oh dear.
Can it please please please be Shemp?
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 08:28 AM (ENe42)
What could possibly go wrong
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Oh dear.
Can it please please please be Shemp?
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 08:28 AM (ENe42)
Shep Smith didn't move to Yemen. He came from Yammer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 08:30 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:31 AM (NOIQH)
*grumble grumble ethanol*
Posted by: Corn at February 03, 2016 08:31 AM (/ciMI)
I haven't walked in on him. thank goodness. I give him privacy in the bathroom and his bedroom (I knock if i need to speak to him up there) but the toilet which he doesn't always flush is sometimes "seedy" IYKWIMAIITYD
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:31 AM (w4NZ8)
*****
Just how much do they charge for that these days?
I seem to recall it used to be free.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 08:18 AM (NeFrd)
The wages of sin is death.
Posted by: Onan the barbarian at February 03, 2016 08:32 AM (92voQ)
Long story short, I feel like I'm stuck in a Catch-22 where I can't win. Apparently I need to treat everything she says as a direct order, even though it was conveyed as (in this situation) "hey, so and so is coming, feel free to ask questions." If I don't, then I feel like she thinks of me as disrespecting her because in her mind I didn't do what she asks. On the other hand if I'm a robot and do exactly what she says everytime, she'd probably say I don't "go the extra mile."
Ugh.....
Posted by: Mainah at February 03, 2016 08:32 AM (659DL)
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Eeewww! Ick.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 03, 2016 08:33 AM (pVkEV)
Little unit on the basement wall that provided both hot potable water, and hot water for the radiator heat system.
Absolutely loved that thing.
Would love one in the next house. But, only if natural (City) gas, and not electric.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 08:33 AM (ptqRm)
*grumble grumble ethanol*
Posted by: Corn at February 03, 2016 08:31 AM (/ciMI)
Only because I saw it on the newsstand rack do I know that there's actually an homo porn rag called "Mandate."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 08:34 AM (zLP1L)
Yes. My 13 year old loves to say things like that for the shock value, and you can only ignore so many instances before you have to be just as direct as you were, Fenelon!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:26 AM (NOIQH)
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I kid around like that. When my older daughter was getting obsessed about her class ranking I said well, obviously you just have to eliminate everyone above you. It would make her laugh.
Posted by: @votermom at February 03, 2016 08:34 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 08:35 AM (w4NZ8)
Coldplay was an odd choice to begin with.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:35 AM (gnB5x)
RIP Ritche Valens, Buddy Holly, and The Big Bopper, J P Richardson.
Here's
an interesting story on the exhumation of the Big Bopper's body in
order to determine whether someone had been fooling around with a
revolver on the fatal flight:
http://goo.gl/FlI4Fk
Waylon Jennings apparently was haunted by guilt the rest of his life because he was supposed to be on that flight but gave up his seat to the Big Bopper. He and Buddy Holly were joking around before the flight and Buddy Holly said he hoped Waylon's damn bus froze up... to which Waylon replied "well I hope your old plane crashes."
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 08:36 AM (NPofj)
I think this might be somewhat valid.
Add to it that I think most of Trump's polling numbers come from random dial polling and not polls conducted with voter file info, so the big question for me was - how many in Trump's polling numbers are actually going to vote for him?
I think Monday night showed that a rather large number probably won't.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 08:36 AM (Wckf4)
Not too well. All we could get was a little crackle when we had it setup on the dining room table. Then we had to move it when Mrs F freaked so it's all out in the shop now waiting for some time to get back on it. I'm not giving up yet.
I'm going to try to get it going with a diode first and then swap in the razor blade detector. The guys in foxholes didn't have that luxury, but I suppose they might have had plenty of free time on their hands in between moments of sheer terror and exhilaration.
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2016 08:37 AM (BO/km)
And I always thought "Needle Dick Bug Fcuker" was simply an insult.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 08:37 AM (ptqRm)
And
unless you, Illiniwek, have some specific knowledge that the Cruz
campaign didn't believe the CNN story and tweeted it out anyway, perhaps
you should not be so free with the "l" word." red banzai
Thanks for scolding me, I'm sure it has nothing to do with your rabid support for Cruz, regardless of whether he lies or not.
So rather than see Cruz selected the middle tweet and inflated it and spread it, you make up some conjecture about Carson "lying". ha
Are you paid staff for Cruz, or just volunteer? heh
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 03, 2016 08:37 AM (5Gpe2)
Ah, the old "don't do what I say, do what I mean" mixed with a little "don't think for yourself until I tell you to."
Am there, know that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:37 AM (gnB5x)
Heh. Like there's no mosquitos up north...
Oh, and even though it's mostly the two of us, the occasional visits from the rest of the mouse family dictated the install of two 50 gal water heaters.
Yeah, baby!
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 03, 2016 08:39 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: @votermom at February 03, 2016 08:39 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2016 08:40 AM (BO/km)
about her class ranking I said well, obviously you just have to
eliminate everyone above you. It would make her laugh.
Yeah, my hubby has a perverse (and crude) sense of humor, and now my son does too. So they, or all of us, will get far along on a running joke and I'll have to stop and say something like, "You know you can't joke like this outside of our house, right?"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:40 AM (NOIQH)
pssstt
Zika came to Texas by having unprotected sex, not mosquito bite. By having unprotected sex with someone who has the virus
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 08:42 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: small town girl at February 03, 2016 08:42 AM (67teE)
Yeah, that happened in Texas.
Thanks for the open borders, Obama!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 03, 2016 08:42 AM (1BQGO)
Ugh. High maintenance boss.
Sounds like she is insecure and needs a lot of ego stroking.
My advice fwiw - be a bit of a suck-up while looking around for a better position.
Posted by: @votermom at February 03, 2016 08:42 AM (cbfNE)
think they were worried about skin cancer back then?
Posted by: Paladin (Moderately Nefarious) at February 03, 2016 08:43 AM (hxLER)
Posted by: redbanzai
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Huh. I never heard that story. Interesting.
When the helicopter that crashed in Alpine Valley took Stevie Ray Vaughan, Eric Clapton was supposedly racked with guilt for a while.
He was supposed to on it, but let Stevie take that flight in his stead.
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 08:43 AM (ENe42)
Zika came to Texas by having unprotected sex, not mosquito bite. By having unprotected sex with someone who has the virus
"Hey meester? You wanna fvck my seester?"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:43 AM (AoLFQ)
And I always thought "Needle Dick Bug Fcuker" was simply an insult.
Frankly, I could use the rest.
Posted by: The Chicken at February 03, 2016 08:43 AM (X6fMO)
Thoughts?
I've read that it is basically BLM all wrapped up into a serial.
Which is interesting because back when it happened...(I'm white)...I never, ever, EVER once thought of it as a race thing. For me, and I imagine a lot of other people, it was a celebrity and fame thing.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 03, 2016 08:44 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 03, 2016 08:45 AM (92voQ)
Wasn't it transmitted from someone who had traveled from a know Zika virus zone to someone who hadn't, so that's why they believed it was sexually transmitted? Basically, all those migrants may be bringing Zika (and whatever else) across the border and then DHS is flying/busing them to the US city of their choice. #Winning!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:45 AM (NOIQH)
no name, no gender
pro tip. dont have unprotected sex with recent arrivals from central america
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 08:46 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: small town girl at February 03, 2016 08:42 AM (67teE)
I saw an effect like that in Anchorage once. I was walking to school during an ice storm (Alaska in the late '70s = no snow days) and there was a spotlight at a car dealership I walked by. The ice filled the column of light with little sparks. Gorgeous.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 08:46 AM (RD7QR)
Oh come one, I'll always have corn. I have corn in your petrol. I have corn syrup in your food. I have corn pone, corn grits, corn fed beef, and pop corn.
You want me for my corn. You need me for my corn!
Posted by: Iowa at February 03, 2016 08:46 AM (1xUj/)
When the helicopter that crashed in Alpine Valley took Stevie Ray
Vaughan, Eric Clapton was supposedly racked with guilt for a while.
He was supposed to on it, but let Stevie take that flight in his stead.
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 08:43 AM (ENe42)
Morning Chi:-) How is your homeless guy working out?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 08:47 AM (NPofj)
Am there, know that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:37 AM (gnB5x)
Exactly. Plus, I'm in line to move into the same job series as her (she's much more senior, but the job series is the same), and I realized I need to stop updating her on my status because she has not been very encouraging about it. I think there's a racial element at play as well soooooo....best to just avoid the whole situation I think.
Posted by: Mainah at February 03, 2016 08:47 AM (659DL)
Problem is you have a female supervisor. Regardless of what she says you must divine her intent and carry it out to the letter or else you're screwed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 08:47 AM (kpqmD)
happened...(I'm white)...I never, ever, EVER once thought of it as a
race thing. For me, and I imagine a lot of other people, it was a
celebrity and fame thing.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 03, 2016 08:44 AM (RLFFI)
I didn't think of it as a race thing either, but then again, I tend not to think of things through a lens of race as the actual racists (BLM et al.) do. To me, it was pretty much an obvious case of "rich guy buying a lot of expensive lawyers to try to get away with actual murder", and he did. My faith in the justice system was shaken in such a way that it never recovered fully.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 03, 2016 08:48 AM (J+mig)
I like Roger Simon's take better: she reminds men of their first wife.
The nagging, ever-aggrieved harridan you dump for some sweet young thing. Bill has done thousands of times - why can't we dump her for good?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:48 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 03, 2016 08:48 AM (22uju)
Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:48 AM (AoLFQ)
That's what I heard on the radio yesterday. Someone who had recently visited a country with a high Zika rate came to DFW area and boinked someone local. Thus, infected.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:48 AM (gnB5x)
no name, no gender
pro tip. dont have unprotected sex with recent arrivals from central america
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 08:46 AM (zOTsN)
Dammit. There goes my plan for the week.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 08:48 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:31 AM (NOIQH)
Its a shame that he was the main performer two years ago. I'm sure that the one song he'll perform will be uptown funk. That came out at the end of the year after his performance. Its actually a high energy song more fitting for the super bowl than whatever wrist slitting performance Cold Play will do.
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 08:49 AM (zt+N6)
I like Roger Simon's take better: she reminds men of their first wife.
The nagging, ever-aggrieved harridan you dump for some sweet young thing. Bill has done thousands of times - why can't we dump her for good?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2016 08:48 AM (NOIQH)
Hillary is every man's ex and every woman's mother-in-law. Do you want that for 4-8 years?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 08:49 AM (RD7QR)
That conversation heated up for awhile.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:49 AM (AoLFQ)
Tankless water heaters are for a very limited market. Electric units are worthless, gas isn't much better. The trouble is getting enough water through them to do everyday tasks.
If you want to fill a bathtub, tankless heaters will take a long time. Take a shower and run the washing machine at the same time? Nope.
This problem can be overcome by installing more than one in series with the others. Each one will raise the water temp a certain amount in the limited amount of time the water is flowing through.
Best bet - use a tank.
Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2016 08:49 AM (Zs4uk)
Everyone knew he was guilty. They were rubbing white societies nose in the the "justice."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 08:50 AM (1ijHg)
From Wiki:
"In Clapton: The Autobiography, Clapton explains that, contrary to rumors, his seat was not given to Vaughan but as indicated above, three members of Clapton's entourage were on board with Vaughan at the time of the crash."
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 08:51 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 08:51 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by MP4
You're a guy named "Mary". You should be able to make it in modern Hollywood just fine.
/I keed!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 03, 2016 08:51 AM (92voQ)
Well, it is tough being a black man in this country.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2016 08:51 AM (gnB5x)
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Eeewww! Ick.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 03, 2016 08:33 AM (pVkEV)
Well its not like we get a similar option that girls did. Ogling the shirtless dudes on the covers of harlequin novels.
Of course I was lucky enough to grow up in the internet age before parents understood browsing history.
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 08:52 AM (zt+N6)
Sounds Israeli.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 08:51 AM (1ijHg)
They originally engineered it to kill Palestinian children but it mutated after being released into the mosquito population.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 08:52 AM (kpqmD)
*raises hand*
I love Peggy. Just to give some support here.
And yes, gah! I sometimes have the news on while napping and her voice wakes me up with cold sweats and regret for all of my poor life choices.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to hear that voice.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 03, 2016 08:53 AM (1xUj/)
Sounds Israeli.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 08:51 AM (1ijHg)
Or a porn actress. Seka.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 08:53 AM (zLP1L)
And I thought that that only happened with the girlfriend/wife.
Posted by: joe at February 03, 2016 08:53 AM (KUaJL)
Yeah. Back two decades ago. The "dancing Itos" was a real highlight...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 03, 2016 08:53 AM (C9pBZ)
I thought you were dead?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 08:53 AM (ptqRm)
If you're interested:
FULL EVENT: Donald Trump EXPLOSIVE Speech in Milford, NH (2-2-16)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ysZmSKrpac
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 08:54 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 08:52 AM (kpqmD)
The Chupacabra was originally the Chupacabraham.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 08:54 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: The Nayden Broad at February 03, 2016 08:54 AM (oiDB4)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 03, 2016 08:54 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 08:51 AM (Wckf4)
I forget which base I was stationed at when SRV was killed. The next concert date was scheduled for the city I was in. We expected Clapton to cancel the show out of respect for SRV. Concert was like the next day. He didn't cancel. I didn't go and lost a little respect for Clapton about that.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 03, 2016 08:54 AM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 03, 2016 08:54 AM (1BQGO)
Donald Trump exploded?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 08:54 AM (zLP1L)
Yup. I've read so much about black people celebrating (which they did) and white people outraged (which they were), but I think making it as simple as racial divide is a discredit to both races. It is just as insulting to state that black people only rooted for OJ because he was black, and it was some sort of perverse sense of justice, as it is to state whites were outraged only because OJ was black.
A black person may have felt that the prosecution didn't do their job. A white person, like us, may have seen it as a case of rich celebrity getting off. Like I said, to me it's offensive to assume that people of certain races had an opinion because of one specific thing.
On top of that...OJ was beloved, across the country, regardless of race. He was a superstar at USC, a football analyst, in films, in commercials, was incredibly charming. Whites loved OJ. That's why this case was such a BIG deal...because it involved someone that was universally respected.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 03, 2016 08:54 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 08:55 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 03, 2016 08:55 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 08:55 AM (kff5f)
pro tip. dont have unprotected sex with recent arrivals from central america
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 08:46 AM (zOTsN)
File under "advice for Jeb Bush."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 08:55 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: redbanzai
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G'morning, banzai.
So far, totally uneventful.
With the exception of a very long shower this morning, and after the conversation I just read here, I'm kinda skeeved out...
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 08:55 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:49 AM (AoLFQ) Then it turned cold again.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 03, 2016 08:56 AM (22uju)
Zombie SRV would be a far better pick for the SB-L halftime show than just about anyone they've had on in the past few years except the Rolling Stones.
#freshhell
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 03, 2016 08:56 AM (LUgeY)
See? That's why we made rules for you!
Posted by: SJW College Administrators at February 03, 2016 08:56 AM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 03, 2016 08:56 AM (AJeMv)
Go buy my book. You can help out both me and Ace AND get a good fantasy adventure novel out of the deal.
Fire and Frost is available on Amazon in paperback (also at my CreateSpace e-store which is linked in my sig, but that doesn't help Ace) and pre-orders are available for the Kindle Version.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 08:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Y-not at February 03, 2016 08:56 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 03, 2016 08:55 AM (J+mig)
For me it was the LA riots, but the OJ trial works too.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 08:57 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 08:57 AM (X6fMO)
I've been burned too many times to stay silent.
We barely began to plumb the depths or Horde knowledge.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:57 AM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Y-not at February 03, 2016 08:56 AM (t5zYU)
Did he turn on and tune in first?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 03, 2016 08:57 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Y-not at February 03, 2016 08:56 AM (t5zYU)
Finally. Now get rid of Santorum, JEB! and Fiorina and let the games begin.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 08:58 AM (RD7QR)
Yes, when name recognition outweighs evidence you are in a place even worse than a banana democracy!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 03, 2016 08:58 AM (wYnyS)
Anyway, I'm with Sefton that Dondi is unacceptable. We already have an Urkel in the WH now and just the thought of another ('Did I do thaaat?') is just too much.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 03, 2016 08:58 AM (MIKMs)
Yup. He wasn't 'black' until Johnny Cochran made it so. I remember going, "oh, yeah. I guess he is!"
Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2016 08:59 AM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Y-not at February 03, 2016 08:59 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:49 AM (AoLFQ)
----
Then it turned cold again.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel
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C'mon - don't put us under that kind of pressure.
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 08:59 AM (ENe42)
"That conversation heated up for awhile."
I've been burned too many times to stay silent.
We barely began to plumb the depths or Horde knowledge. Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:57 AM (AoLFQ)Somebody needs to wrench this conversation in a different direction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 08:59 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Chief Justice and Wank Monitor John Roberts at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (oVJmc)
Her first response was "They are not the same."
20 minutes later she said "I understand now."
We all want justice and are pissed when we don't get it.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Jeb! at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (mxCgt)
Awww.
I mean, it makes sense and he's not going to win, but he brings more to the table than most of the walking dead that are still in the race.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (1xUj/)
It's a spooky ghost!
Posted by: Randy Marsh at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (KUaJL)
I think I disagree that limiting immigration and vastly limiting labor imports (H1-Bs, but I think there are other work visas, too) is "not Conservative." The protectionism bit *may* be, but there's also a case to be made for saying it's "just tit for tat." (That is: I can see reasonable arguments on both sides of that particular issue).
So... I'm sure those points were actually made yesterday, but I didn't get to comment on that thread, and I wanted to.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 09:01 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Nayden Broad at February 03, 2016 09:01 AM (oiDB4)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 03, 2016 09:01 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2016 09:01 AM (BK3ZS)
Looking back, there were a lot of conversations like this:
Little Donna (pounding on the bathroom door): did you die in there?
Brother: Go away, Donna!
Little Donna: are you sick? Do you have the runs?
Brother: Leave me alone!
Little Donna: But you've been in the bathroom, for, like, 2 days now and I have to pee.
Brother: Go downstairs!
Little Donna: There are spiders down there. Come out!
Brother: I'll be out in a minute!
Little Donna: You said that 10 minutes ago! I have to pee!
Brother: Go away! Shut up!
Little Donna: What are you doing in there!
Brother: Nothing!
I was an innocent little Donna and V. then. I didn't realize that it is probably hard to focus on your fapping when your kid sister is pounding on the door.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 03, 2016 09:01 AM (u0lmX)
Her first response was "They are not the same."
20 minutes later she said "I understand now."
We all want justice and are pissed when we don't get it.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (1ijHg
Nicole Brown had OJ on the ground and was beating him up MMA style and went for his knife?
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 09:02 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 09:02 AM (oVJmc)
Joyful and triumphant.
O come ye to a corn field,
In I-owa.
Come and behold it,
Corn the king of subsidies.
O, corn, let us adore it,
O, corn, let us adore it,
O, corn, let us adore it,
And our corn overlords.
Posted by: Iowa Caucus Carols at February 03, 2016 09:03 AM (H9MG5)
Err... except for the part where George Zimmerman was demonstrably innocent, and OJ later wrote a book which should have been titled, "How I Got Away With It."
Or does actual guilt not factor into how I'm supposed to feel about jury verdicts?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 09:03 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:03 AM (xWW96)
It's a spooky ghost!
Posted by: Randy Marsh at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (KUaJL)
Its ectoplasm!
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 09:03 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Donna and V
I was reading the articles. Swearsies.
Posted by: Donna and V's Brother at February 03, 2016 09:04 AM (1xUj/)
20 minutes later she said "I understand now.""***
Well, she was right the first time.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 09:04 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: some jerk at February 03, 2016 09:04 AM (zgHLA)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 09:04 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Randy Marsh at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (KUaJL)
Its ectoplasm!
Posted by: buzzion
Who do we call??
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 09:04 AM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: #BLM at February 03, 2016 09:05 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:03 AM (xWW96)
But there's a non-zero chance he'll be *our* asshole. I'm not convinced of that with anyone else except Cruz.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 09:05 AM (kff5f)
Joyful and triumphant.
O come ye to a corn field,
In I-owa.
Come and behold it,
Corn the king of subsidies.
O, corn, let us adore it,
O, corn, let us adore it,
O, corn, let us adore it,
And our corn overlords.
Posted by: Iowa Caucus Carols at February 03, 2016 09:03 AM (H9MG5)
Sniff. Sniffffffff. I just love subsidy carols.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 09:05 AM (RD7QR)
Again, it wasn't "white folks". It wasn't a White vs Black thing. His lawyers made it so, and the media made it so.
But, there were (white) friends of mine that wanted him to be found not guilty. I am sure there were black people who felt he was guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt.
It just bothers me when people suggest that I, or other people, were rooting for an OJ conviction specifically because I am white. I was rooting for a conviction because I truly believe he was guilty, and I thought if he got off because of celebrity, it would be a true failure of the justice system.
To be fair, after all of this, I don't believe he got off because he was a celebrity, although I'm sure it played a part. I do believe he got off because he was black, and the trial was held in downtown LA, and the jury was largely minority. So, I guess after all these years, I've been turned around on my own thoughts.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 03, 2016 09:05 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: The Nayden Broad at February 03, 2016 09:05 AM (oiDB4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 09:05 AM (kff5f)
There is a non-zero chance SMOD will bean you on your delusional head in the next 30 seconds too.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:06 AM (xWW96)
Brilliant Levin.
MARK LEVIN SLAMS DISHONEST MEDIA COVERAGE OF LAST NIGHT'S IOWA CAUCUSES
If you haven't heard this yet, do listen. It's worth it.
http://bit.ly/1o4lFYn
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:06 AM (qCMvj)
"434
Paying them welfare to sit home on their ass seems to be working pretty good.
Don't think of it as warehousing useless people. Think of it as our Strategic Long Pig Reserve.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 02, 2016 09:54 PM (m9V0o)"
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2016 09:07 AM (QHgTq)
Sniff. Sniffffffff. I just love subsidy carols.
I know! I remember when it was a wee little mandate stealing subsidies from the other little subsidies and look at it now.
All grown up and controlling Presidential elections!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2016 09:08 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: JTB at February 03, 2016 09:08 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 09:08 AM (NeFrd)
This is rich.
Lindsey is still all in for Jeb!?
Lindsey Graham Slams Rubio For "Hard Right" Turn: "In The Last Debate He Sounded More Like Cruz On Immigration"
http://bit.ly/208UV4A
I think this is a trick, to get people warmed up to Rubio.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:08 AM (qCMvj)
I expect he will win NH and the dance continues.
It's good to see Rand Paul drop out. Now, if only Kasich and the rest of the "not ready for Prime Time Players" would only follow suit.
btw, I am with J.J. I will not vote for Rubio. Ever.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 09:08 AM (1ijHg)
"434
Paying them welfare to sit home on their ass seems to be working pretty good.
Don't think of it as warehousing useless people. Think of it as our Strategic Long Pig Reserve.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 02, 2016 09:54 PM (m9V0o)"
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2016 09:07 AM (QHgTq)
Whoa, our welfare system was designed by Polynesian preppers? Nefarious....
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 09:08 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Irony at February 03, 2016 09:09 AM (BHaRb)
Are you saying there is *not* a non-zero chance that Trump will be "on our side" (as it where), or are you suggesting there's some actual Republican other than Cruz who won't immediately stab us in the back?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 09:09 AM (kff5f)
Brilliant Levin.
MARK LEVIN SLAMS DISHONEST MEDIA COVERAGE OF LAST NIGHT'S IOWA CAUCUSES
If you haven't heard this yet, do listen. It's worth it.
http://bit.ly/1o4lFYn
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:06 AM (qCMvj)
Yup. Damn good as he is most often.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 09:09 AM (zLP1L)
Stolen!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 09:09 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Picric at February 03, 2016 07:28 AM (QnQ+g)
Sounds good to me, I'll be at Sugar Mtn. in 10 days.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 03, 2016 09:09 AM (kXzR8)
OJ was beloved, across the country, regardless of race.
Yup. He wasn't 'black' until Johnny Cochran made it so. I remember going, "oh, yeah. I guess he is!"
Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2016 08:59 AM (mxCgt)
Actually, it was the MEDIA that made OJ black again. Yes, it was lefty journalists that did it. Remember the Time magazine cover the week he was arrested? That was long before Cochran was on the scene.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2016 09:09 AM (j4wsR)
That was supposed to be "stealing candy from...".
It might have been funny that way.
Stupid brain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2016 09:10 AM (1xUj/)
FWIW.
Posted by: Irony at February 03, 2016 09:09 AM (BHaRb)
His foreign policy stuff is troubling. Very much like Papa Luap in that regard.
And he backed McCocksickle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 09:10 AM (zLP1L)
Yeah, I wanted to comment too.
I can't help but notice that exactly none of the people in power have any idea how our economy once operated. We have years of data from back when we had actual growth, but those folks seem to look at it as they would some ancient language.
I'm certain someone has done it already, but there is a direct correlation between the growth of government and the worsening of the economy. The past 7 years are a clear example.
As unnecessary government regulations increase their operating expenses, they are forced to seek money elsewhere. The money they once paid their employees now goes to lawyers to decode the Byzantine regulatory agencies' insane diktats.
And don't get me started on how top-heavy most big corporations are. They also bear responsibility for this, as they haven't figured out their exorbitant salaries are pricing them out of the market.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 03, 2016 09:10 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 02, 2016 09:54 PM (m9V0o)"
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2016 09:07 AM (QHgTq)
I want my long pig raised on corn and grains. Not Doritos and 7-11 pizza.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:10 AM (fWAjv)
That was supposed to be "stealing candy from...".
It might have been funny that way.
Stupid brain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2016 09:10 AM (1xUj/)
I laughed
Posted by: A Sumerian at February 03, 2016 09:11 AM (zt+N6)
The improvised detector with the razor blade, etc introduces an extra set of variables that would make everything more difficult.
Patience & persistence will win in the end.
Thanks for the update !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 03, 2016 09:11 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 09:11 AM (1ijHg)
I'm saying Trump has a track record, and it points in the direction of THE BIG ASS REAMING for our side.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:11 AM (xWW96)
Whoa, our welfare system was designed by Polynesian preppers? Nefarious....
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 09:08 AM (RD7QR)
That is brilliant.
Posted by: Moki at February 03, 2016 09:12 AM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 03, 2016 08:48 AM (J+mig)
I think it was pretty difficult not to see the racial component, at least in how the verdict was received, when you are in a room with 50-100 people, half black and half white, and one side cheers while the other side makes 'that guy just got away with murder' faces...
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 09:13 AM (lIU4e)
259 When George Zimmerman was acquitted, I told my wife's aide "Now you know how white folks felt when O.J. was acquitted."
Her first response was "They are not the same."
20 minutes later she said "I understand now."
We all want justice and are pissed when we don't get it.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 09:00 AM (1ijHg
Nicole Brown had OJ on the ground and was beating him up MMA style and went for his knife?
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 09:02 AM (zt+N6)"
Exactly. The news media edited the pictures of OJ to erase the wounds on the back of his head where Nicole had been pounding his head on the concrete. Because OJ is black and they are racists.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2016 09:13 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 09:08 AM (NeFrd)
That should be a hot water barreling, just on principle.
Posted by: @votermom at February 03, 2016 09:13 AM (cbfNE)
I wonder if there is a sign up sheet somewhere.
Cuz there are a lot of crimes I'm planning on not committing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 09:13 AM (ptqRm)
Makes as much sense as whoever came up with the can't flush, er, "low flush" toilet.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 03, 2016 09:14 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 09:08 AM (1ijHg)
No, he didn't.
Cruz is a threat to him, he won't stop now.
I think it will get worse.
I thought he would too, but he already attacked him over the dumb Carson crap.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:14 AM (qCMvj)
That's a funny story; Thanks. People who grew up with several full bathrooms don't realize what a pain it is to have lots of people and just one and a half baths.
(and yes, I'm grateful we had indoor plumbing and hot water)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2016 09:14 AM (w4NZ8)
I would have voted for him ... but prefer Cruz and Trump, in that order.
The love for McCocksickle in Louisville is hard to describe ... but a perfect living example of the systemic enabling of the GOPe.
Posted by: Irony at February 03, 2016 09:15 AM (BHaRb)
Not sure why some are saying you can't do two things at once with it. Definitely not the case here. When we had a regular tank, the only way we could get our youngest out of the shower was to turn on all the hot water faucets downstairs and deprive him of hot water upstairs. That doesn't work with the tankless, so we're reduced to banging on the door and screaming at him again.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 03, 2016 09:15 AM (E6RIJ)
It was never a good look for Paul to run for two offices at once. Now he can focus on defending his Senate seat.
Posted by: The Nayden Broad at February 03, 2016 09:05 AM (oiDB4)
It would make me happy if we amended the Constitution to make it illegal for someone in Congress to run for another office unless they resigned their seat first. At the very least, it would contribute to some turnover rather than having these cocksuckers on both sides clutching their Senate seats like vultures on a wildebeest carcass.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2016 09:15 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 09:15 AM (ptqRm)
Yet another extremely good idea that'll never happen because it's against the interests of the people who'd have to vote on it.
Posted by: Randy Marsh at February 03, 2016 09:17 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 03, 2016 09:15 AM (E6RIJ)
Turn off the gas to the unit or throw the switch. Instant ice water.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:17 AM (xWW96)
Yeah. Back a couple of decades the local Ag types were leading the charge for eliminating tobacco crops, and one of the best, er, income plans (yeah, that's it) was to list your acreage as "tobacco" for the extra dough.
Pretty much the only way to get caught was to list more acreage than you actually owned. Other than that, it was a nice payday bonus
for a few years...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 03, 2016 09:17 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: joe at February 03, 2016 09:17 AM (KUaJL)
Ya'll are making me glad I moved out right about the time my brother hit the 14/15 range..
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 09:17 AM (lIU4e)
--
Chris Plante just said her voice sounds like a cat stuck under a running lawnmower. LOL
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 03, 2016 09:18 AM (pVkEV)
Don't think of it as warehousing useless people. Think of it as our Strategic Long Pig Reserve.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 02, 2016 09:54 PM (m9V0o)"
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2016 09:07 AM (QHgTq)
I want my long pig raised on corn and grains. Not Doritos and 7-11 pizza.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:10 AM (fWAjv)"
Now you understand Michele Obama's campaign to impose healthier eating standards.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2016 09:18 AM (QHgTq)
Because the other reason was because they just like people ripping the throat out of a woman and man?
Try Occams razor.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 03, 2016 09:19 AM (326rv)
"Today the JEF will visit a mosque to rub in our faces his support for Islamism. Thank you 52%!"
I'm half expecting him to do a conversion after the election but while still in office to show his commitment to tolerance and be able to say he was the first Muslim president, and of course F*** You America..
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi
You seem to be suggesting that JEF isn't already a Muslim. He even has a beard.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 03, 2016 09:19 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:19 AM (xWW96)
Because the other reason was because they just like people ripping the throat out of a woman and man?
Try Occams razor.
-----------------
This, very much is the story of Obama
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 03, 2016 09:20 AM (kXzR8)
What "track record" would that be? If he were less bombastic than he is, he's really no different from Mitt Romney (well, I'm sure he drinks more and is generally more on board with the Moron lifestyle than Romney would be). He believes in big government "conservatism" and he's fairly socially liberal.
On the other hand, he knows his rise is due only to his
So, non-zero chance. I didn't say a good one.
On the other hand there's "I was there five minutes before I advocated for Amnesty" Marco Rubio and Jeb "An illegal murdering a woman in California is an act of love" Bush. I'm supposed to trust either of them?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 09:20 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2016 09:20 AM (2YU/0)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:21 AM (xWW96)
I do believe he got off because he was black, and the trial was held in downtown LA, and the jury was largely minority.
It didn't help that the jury, in post-trial interviews, showed themselves to be so mouth-breathingly stupid, they should never have been allowed access to anything sharper than a rubber ball.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:21 AM (X6fMO)
There should be a valve for cold water going into any water heater. Turn that to "off" and hot water ceases immediately.
(No pressure to push hot water through the pipes)
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 09:21 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 03, 2016 09:18 AM (pVkEV)
Rubio all over the front page of the WSJ.
So biased. It's incredible.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:21 AM (qCMvj)
- I have no words to describe the profound shock of learning that the LAPD Crime Lab wrote in its lab notebooks in pencil rather than pen. Probably blunt-tipped extra-soft pencil. (Big no-no in the real lab world). The auditors who accredited my lab back in the day were not altogether okay with ballpoint ink that wasn't black.
Pencil would have given them the vapors.
- That scuzzy cop taking the 5th to the question of tampering with the evidence.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 03, 2016 09:21 AM (Z8DIA)
Hillary's voice is more like a tomcat going through a roller wringer tail first.
What a lovely singing voice you must have.
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at February 03, 2016 09:22 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:17 AM
~~~
Damn! Simple and brilliant. Feeling really stupid right about now.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 03, 2016 09:22 AM (E6RIJ)
I don't get the SLPR part ... but am sure it is clever. Must be hobo lore or something.
But they are not warehoused, they form BLM gangs, or march as Occupoopers, or find their way to Bernie rallies. What you subsidize you get more of.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 03, 2016 09:22 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 09:20 AM (kff5f)
Trust in the Lord, and vote Cruz
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:22 AM (xWW96)
--------------
I am told that Trump has never been a drinker. Which surprised me, honestly.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 03, 2016 09:22 AM (kXzR8)
It didn't help that the jury, in post-trial interviews, showed themselves to be so mouth-breathingly stupid, they should never have been allowed access to anything sharper than a rubber ball.
That and the fact that they were sequestered for a frickin' year. By that time, I would have contemplated trying to do WHATEVER would piss off the assholes that locked me up for that long for jury duty.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 03, 2016 09:23 AM (326rv)
So far, totally uneventful.
With the exception of a very long shower this morning, and after the conversation I just read here, I'm kinda skeeved out...
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 08:55 AM (ENe42)
Shower cleaner with bleach will probably make you feel more like you don't have to levitate while showering to keep from touching any... ummmm.... "soiled" surfaces:-P
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 09:23 AM (NPofj)
The prosecution was sloppy. It took a defendant with means to stand up to the system and make it improve its game. As much as I disliked seeing a guilty guy go free it was important to make the state prove its case.
And then he went to jail for being stupid, so kharma is satisfied.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (1xUj/)
What the fuck is a pansexual? Somebody who has a fetish for cooking utensils?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2016 09:15 AM (j4wsR)<<<
If a due participation of office is a matter of right, how are vacancies to be obtained? Those by death are few; by resignation, none.
Posted by: Shit Thomas Jefferson Actually Said, Vol. 12 at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (H9MG5)
Obviously. Everybody just needed to vent.
The same day as the rock and roll stars died in Iowa, a Lockheed Electra went down in the East River. 65 died, 8 survived. The fact that we never mention them must prove that they were very dull people, devoid of talent.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 03, 2016 09:25 AM (xq1UY)
So biased. It's incredible.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:21 AM (qCMvj)
There's serious "establishment" money to be made, so you can expect to see little. if any. public integrity for months!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 03, 2016 09:25 AM (wYnyS)
What the fuck is a pansexual? Somebody who has a fetish for cooking utensils?
They listen to Zamfir whilst in the act?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 03, 2016 09:26 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 03, 2016 09:26 AM (kff5f)
"long pig" = "two legged mutton"...
That help?
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (C9pBZ
If you're a Fallout fan. "Strange Meat"
Posted by: A Sumerian at February 03, 2016 09:26 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (u5gzz)
I think it has something to do with goats...
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 09:26 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:26 AM (fWAjv)
Pro tip: Crisco makes a lousy lube...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 03, 2016 09:27 AM (C9pBZ)
What the fuck is a pansexual? Somebody who has a fetish for cooking utensils?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (u5gzz)
Given that it means "will hump anything" cooking utensils could enter into it, along with your household pet, any given piece of office equipment, you...
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 09:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:27 AM (X6fMO)
There was a time when Rand Paul actually sounded quite different and reasonable compared to his old coot of a dad.
Then he went off the rails on a couple of things (can't remember) which was capped off by his blaming America for the troubles in the Middle East. Not the SCOAMF torching of the region but historically. That was the bitter end with me as he morphed into Luap the Lesser.
It's too bad. He had me going for a while and believing he was different than Poppa. But then genetics came back from its holiday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 09:27 AM (zLP1L)
I said, 'He got away with murder'.
'Damn', was all she said. No celebration. Everyone couldn't wait to get back to work. Silence pretty much the rest of the day. It was simply unfathomable.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 03, 2016 09:27 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 09:27 AM (zt+N6)
Tell me more about Trump's record as an elected politician. I'm of the Who Knows What The Fvck Trump Would Do school of thought. The problem is, I know EXACTLY what Rubio - who has an actual, you know, record of fvcking the base in the ass - would do.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 09:28 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Commander Taggart at February 03, 2016 09:29 AM (e8kgV)
My read on Paulbots is that they pick up their toys and leave.
But, yeah, "Mr Libertarian" will align with the politically correct closet leftists of the establishment. Rubio gains. A little.
Posted by: Optimizer at February 03, 2016 09:29 AM (/q6+P)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 03, 2016 09:29 AM (Z8DIA)
Now there is an ideas. Someone should make a Hilda-beast coin for critical decision situations. Past results: Divorce Bill, Marry Huma, Benghazi, yada yada yada. The list could go on forever. Basically, like those novelty coins from the past: "Heads I win, Tails you lose".
Posted by: Paladin (Moderately Nefarious) at February 03, 2016 09:30 AM (hxLER)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 09:30 AM (1ijHg)
lol, watching/listening to the Trump event for kicks
at the 10:40 mark, someone puts a bumper sticker up in front of the camera; it says
TRUMP THAT BITCH
On the left a picture of Trump, on the right, next to Bitch, Hillary's face.
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:30 AM (qCMvj)
My read on Paulbots is that they pick up their toys and leave.
But, yeah, "Mr Libertarian" will align with the politically correct closet leftists of the establishment. Rubio gains. A little.
Posted by: Optimizer at February 03, 2016 09:29 AM (/q6+P)
Yeah, I'm not saying his supporters will go to Rubio. But I can see him endorsing him.
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 09:30 AM (zt+N6)
That help?"
hobo roasting on an open fire, jack frost nipping at my nose
that's my assumption. ha
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 03, 2016 09:30 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 09:31 AM (oVJmc)
No doubt Rubio is an establishment puppet, but unlike Trump, he has likely not given money to Hillary.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:31 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2016 09:31 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 03, 2016 09:31 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:32 AM (X6fMO)
Don't defend Trump by drawing attention to the other guy.
Trump's record of where he stands politically is there and it's not a pretty sight. Just because he's never been in office does not make him a reformer. Not by a long shot.
Support him all you want. But his record on where he stands speaks volumes:
From Monday, 2/1 at AmericanThinker.com
"Trump Screws Everyone But Himself."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 09:32 AM (zLP1L)
No doubt Rubio is an establishment puppet, but unlike Trump, he has likely not given money to Hillary.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:31 AM (xWW96)
Nah, he just sponsored a bill that would probably make her the most conservative president of the next century
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 09:33 AM (zt+N6)
Why must the formatting on this site suck?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:32 AM (X6fMO)
Two weeks.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:33 AM (xWW96)
So biased. It's incredible.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:21 AM (qCMvj)
There's serious "establishment" money to be made, so you can expect to see little. if any. public integrity for months!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 03, 2016 09:25 AM (wYnyS)
the Op/Ed page is exactly the same
slimy
no credit for Cruz, at all
in fact, they say it didn't really mean anything in so many subtitles...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:33 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (u5gzz)
Sonofa! Internet. I hate you sometimes.
Is it normal that I'm sexually attracted to kitchen appliances?
Their submissiveness to my desires is my fetish. I love the soft curves of my egg beater and the slick surface of my microwave. I like to think that they work hard not because they were designed that way, but because they love me. I am their master, they want nothing but to serve me as much as they can. Yesterday, my toaster was looking particularly lonely, so I gave her the special treatment. After I did, I cleaned her up and she looked as good as the day I adopted her. Who else knows how to show love to those who work their hardest for you?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:33 AM (fWAjv)
I want my long pig raised on corn and grains. Not Doritos and 7-11 pizza.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:10 AM (fWAjv)
7-11 pizza? There is such a thing?
Their tubular "meat products" endlessly rotating under the heat lamps look horrifying enough.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2016 09:33 AM (BK3ZS)
Yep, and I bet even Trump doesn't know. We're throwing a dart at a phonebook. But that's far better than the sure-fire 'electable' alternative.
Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2016 09:34 AM (yddCj)
I'm trying to get prepared for "diversity training" next week."
Pro tip: Crisco makes a lousy lube...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at February 03, 2016 09:27 AM (C9pBZ)
Butter, on the other hand......
Posted by: Zombie Marlon Brando at February 03, 2016 09:34 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:34 AM (X6fMO)
No doubt Rubio is an establishment puppet, but unlike Trump, he has likely not given money to Hillary.
No, but I can see him losing his paycheck to a guy on a street corner dealing three-card monte.
And then coming back and doing it again next payday.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 09:34 AM (oVJmc)
I'm trying to get prepared for "diversity training" next week.
What the fuck is a pansexual? Somebody who has a fetish for cooking utensils?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (u5gzz)"
Someone who is turned on by a half human/half goat mythical creature? I suppose with one's lust object being mythical it would require either dressing up and fantisizing or just doing it with goats.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2016 09:34 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 03, 2016 09:31 AM (xq1UY)
You mean Marlene Dietrich?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 09:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 09:35 AM (zLP1L)
-----
I read your post, J.J. You summed it up perfectly!
Posted by: Emmie at February 03, 2016 09:35 AM (ezXrF)
Their submissiveness to my desires is my fetish. I love the soft curves of my egg beater and the slick surface of my microwave. I like to think that they work hard not because they were designed that way, but because they love me. I am their master, they want nothing but to serve me as much as they can. Yesterday, my toaster was looking particularly lonely, so I gave her the special treatment. After I did, I cleaned her up and she looked as good as the day I adopted her. Who else knows how to show love to those who work their hardest for you?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:33 AM (fWAjv)
Pervert
Posted by: Couch Fucker at February 03, 2016 09:35 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 03, 2016 09:35 AM (LLT7T)
Their tubular "meat products" endlessly rotating under the heat lamps look horrifying enough.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2016 09:33 AM (BK3ZS)
Yep. Can get it with EBT.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:35 AM (fWAjv)
387 374 Pansexual? See post 66.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 03, 2016 09:31 AM (xq1UY)
You mean Marlene Dietrich?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 09:35 AM (RD7QR)
More like Tallullah Bankhead.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (j4wsR)
Is it normal that I'm sexually attracted to kitchen appliances?
Just stay out of the barnyard, that's all I ask.
Posted by: The Chicken at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (X6fMO)
Trump has a track record of talking up people who he needs, until they're on the other side, at which point they're the worst ever. I'm STILL trying to figure out what his REAL track record is, filtering out THAT noise.
But, on the whole, it's pretty aggravating to hear so-called conservatives argue AGAINST his immigration stances, while Trump unapologetically brags about being a billionaire and gives the finger to political correctness, and then come up with unhinged conspiracy theory stories about how he's some sort of "double agent" for the Left. The same guy they deride as a clown id the guy they're also saying is some sort of superspy!
The dude is the ultimate ANTI-Liberal, in a way that no other Republican can match, for cryin' out loud!!
Posted by: Optimizer at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (/q6+P)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 08:05 AM (AoLFQ)
May not even be fap. A buddy of mine in HS used to bitch about his brother using up all the hot water by playing "sinking submarine" in the shower. He'd close the drain and seal the sliding shower door with towels and fill it up to chest depth.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Chicken fucker at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Emmie at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (ezXrF)
The prosecution was sloppy. It took a defendant with means to stand up to the system and make it improve its game. As much as I disliked seeing a guilty guy go free it was important to make the state prove its case.
And then he went to jail for being stupid, so kharma is satisfied.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 03, 2016 09:24 AM (1xUj/)
________
The sloppiness of the prosecution shocked me and so I thought the NG was fair. Don't like high profile cases because everyone gets so emotional and stops thinking of the rules that are supposed to protect all of us.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (MIKMs)
Yesterday, my toaster was looking particularly lonely, so I gave her the special treatment. After I did, I cleaned her up and she looked as good as the day I adopted her. Who else knows how to show love to those who work their hardest for you?
I hear ya. Last week I thought my toaster was all mad at me 'n' sulky 'n' stuff. Then I realized it was unplugged...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at February 03, 2016 09:37 AM (ptqRm)
397 "Pervert"
Word
Posted by: Chicken fucker at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (ptqRm)
You guys are icky.
Posted by: Bowfucker at February 03, 2016 09:37 AM (j4wsR)
***bangs head on desk***
Why must the formatting on this site suck?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:32 AM (X6fMO)"
When Steiner brings the new improved formatting all will be in order.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2016 09:37 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 03, 2016 09:37 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:38 AM (xWW96)
in fact, they say it didn't really mean anything in so many subtitles...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:33 AM (qCMvj)
I know, and it's pissing me off.
Only winning iowa doesn't mean anything, but it's better than LOSING. It's certainly better than f'ing THIRD PLACE. God.
(and 'Trump that bitch' is hilarious!)
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 09:38 AM (lIU4e)
And when I walk into the kitchen at night before turning on the light, my toaster's glowing red LED has a certain "Coke hither" vibe to it...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2016 09:38 AM (BK3ZS)
Pixy's hamsters bestowed that upon me after my accidental bannination last summer.
Sort of a "good conduct" award, as best I can tell.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 03, 2016 09:38 AM (LUgeY)
Pansexual - Bread fetishist
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2016 09:39 AM (j4wsR)
More like Tallullah Bankhead.
Who once said, "I don't know what I am, darling. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and all the others give me either a stiff neck or lockjaw."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:39 AM (X6fMO)
June 17, 1979, Eija-Riitta Eklöf followed her heart and married the object of her true desire, the Berlin Wall, unofficially adding Berliner-Mauer to her surname.
o.O
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:39 AM (fWAjv)
You know what would be an epic Hitler Rant?
Hitler discovers commenting at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 09:39 AM (ptqRm)
I'm not here yet. Have some cleanin' m'self and feeding the pesks to do, but I did scan the first 50 comments.
Carole Lombard and Charlotte McKinney. Not too shabby a way to start the day.
Posted by: mindful webworker - my eyes! Delighted! at February 03, 2016 09:40 AM (MDTpF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQpA7TPL4_4
============
These people are idiots.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 09:40 AM (iQIUe)
Word
Posted by: Chicken fucker at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (ptqRm)
You guys are icky.
Posted by: Bowfucker
In my professional opinion, you people are disturbed.
Posted by: Dr. Amy Fucking Bishop at February 03, 2016 09:40 AM (326rv)
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2016 09:40 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 03, 2016 09:36 AM (MIKMs)
There is a difference between sadly accepting a not guilty on a person you believe to be guilty because of prosecutorial misconduct and CHEERING like you just won a football game when a murderer gets off.
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 09:40 AM (lIU4e)
Technically karma will be satisfied when he begins his next life as a sewer rat.
Mornin' Horde. Lovely weather hereabouts last night. Twisters made a right mess on the AL/MS border, but thankfully no fatalities this time around.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 03, 2016 09:40 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at February 03, 2016 09:40 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 09:40 AM (oVJmc)
So you plooked your toaster?
Interesting....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1TS6ce9Ve8
Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at February 03, 2016 09:41 AM (LUgeY)
HA! I'd forgotten about that. Ace should find that video and run it again.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2016 09:41 AM (u5gzz)
Was it last year when Pixy suddenly blessed me with EZGay for about a day?
Much hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 09:41 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2016 09:41 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2016 09:42 AM (qUNWi)
From Monday, 2/1 at AmericanThinker.com
"Trump Screws Everyone But Himself." '
That might be worth checking out. Here's the thing, though. We have Trump because the other guys are phonies too. Except maybe Cruz. Is a guy who's been in politics for all of 6 years and never run much of anything really the guy we want right now?
Posted by: Optimizer at February 03, 2016 09:42 AM (/q6+P)
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 09:42 AM (zt+N6)
A couple of hellfire missiles would have helped. I don't denounce myself.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 03, 2016 09:42 AM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2016 09:42 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 09:43 AM (AoLFQ)
__________________________
And not just any mosque, but one with known terror ties. This mosque graduated a terrorist wannabe who plotted to blow up an Army recruiting station, and also hired an imam who thinks suicide bombings are totally justified, and who blames American foreign policy for terrorism. Oh, and this mosque was chosen for the presidential visit by CAIR, an organization that has been banned by the FBI from doing outreach because of its ties to terrorist group Hamas.
But of course, if you don't think Obama is a devout Christian and a good, patriotic American, then clearly that's just because you're a raaaaaacist and not because Obama is a Muslim-appeasing, terrorist-enabling scumbag.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2016 09:43 AM (a31sM)
Well yeh, there's that.
The generation of hashes is a secret and arcane dark art, best left to the professionals.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 09:44 AM (ptqRm)
Was it last year when Pixy suddenly blessed me with EZGay for about a day?
Much hilarity ensued.Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2016 09:41 AM (ptqRm)That was an epic day. "EZGay, when ordinary Loafer Lightener just isn't enough!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:44 AM (X6fMO)
Now that's just NASTY! Does that qualify for the banning rules?
But yeah, I found the whole thing kind of unsettling.
Posted by: Optimizer at February 03, 2016 09:44 AM (/q6+P)
Don't presume to tell me what to do.
The point was that Trump has some sort of political track record, which he quite obviously does not. This point was made in effort to illustrate how he will screw over the base. Meanwhile, the GOPe has several contenders who have a gigantic flaming track record (Rubio being the poster child for) of screwing over the base.
If you don't think that's relevant, that's your problem.
***Support him all you want. But his record on where he stands speaks volumes::***
As I've repeatedly told you, I don't support him. But I don't support silly arguments either. I'll say it again in case you missed it - he's all over the place. Since his "record" consists of statements and his statements are all over the map, now one actually knows where the hell he stands.
But here you have several GOPe guys who have tangible records (and Cruz isn't too clean here either) of trying to shove their limp dicks in your squeakhole, and it's defending Trump to point that out?
You go on thinking that.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 09:45 AM (Wckf4)
https://riochico.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/carole-lombard05.jpg
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 03, 2016 09:45 AM (1xUj/)
HA! I'd forgotten about that. Ace should find that video and run it again.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2016 09:41 AM (u5gzz)
Did it originate with the 5 black guys video? If so...
http://tinyurl.com/q5pmqh3
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:45 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:46 AM (xWW96)
Just like Boosh ! simultaneously an idiot and supervillain, depending on what The Narrative requires.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 03, 2016 09:46 AM (Z8DIA)
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/225715/
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2016 09:46 AM (8HTq1)
Trump has had to do real business and has people that respect him. O'Reilly, Giuliani, even Jack Welch all seem to think he is good. His deals are more real than the guys Client Number Nine was going after, or Corzine who reached out and touched someone ... borrowing $1.5B from clients without asking, to cover bad European "gambling" debts at MF Global (bankrupt in 2011).
He is a rough tool, but if he only serves as a temporary way for conservatives to express rage, and goes away, then it is back to business as usual or worse. He may be the only one that will keep pushing the big issues, that would never be in the limelight otherwise. If he only acts as a figurehead capable of keeping the kingmakers at bay, fine. He will have policy men to handle the rest.
Cruz sure knows policy and law better ... can he win? Will he pivot back to the middle if Trump were gone? Can he get along with anyone? Valid questions I think.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 03, 2016 09:46 AM (5Gpe2)
http://tinyurl.com/q5pmqh3
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:45 AM (fWAjv)
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Hilarious. Flaming scrote-worthy.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2016 09:47 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2016 09:10 AM (zLP1L)
This should replace (R) in front of congressional Republicans' names
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 03, 2016 09:49 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:50 AM (X6fMO)
It's a little confusing, but I think Lileks is the one saying that the article is ironic because the question in its title is immediately answered NO.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 09:50 AM (oVJmc)
Rubio all over the front page of the WSJ.
So biased. It's incredible.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:21 AM (qCMvj)
Racism of low expectations.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2016 09:50 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 09:50 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 09:51 AM (oVJmc)
I would like to toss James Lileks into a crowd of peaceful muslims.
Oh, FFS. Lileks was being sarcastic. He's the furthest thing from a dhimmi.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:51 AM (X6fMO)
in fact, they say it didn't really mean anything in so many subtitles...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:33 AM (qCMvj)
I know, and it's pissing me off.
Only winning iowa doesn't mean anything, but it's better than LOSING. It's certainly better than f'ing THIRD PLACE. God.
(and 'Trump that bitch' is hilarious!)
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 09:38 AM (lIU4e)
hehe, yea
cooking and listening, it's hilarious
like listening to a comedy show
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2016 09:51 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 09:46 AM (xWW96)
Stockholm syndrome. At least Ace has a point of view, even if in the end our two party system (cultural too, not just political) forces you to side with one of the hegemons.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 03, 2016 09:51 AM (xuouz)
Trump=Not Allowed.
Glad he cleared that up, the fat shit.
Posted by: MTF at February 03, 2016 09:51 AM (LISuA)
As I've repeatedly told you, I don't support him. But I don't support silly arguments either. I'll say it again in case you missed it - he's all over the place. Since his "record" consists of statements and his statements are all over the map, now one actually knows where the hell he stands.
But here you have several GOPe guys who have tangible records (and Cruz isn't too clean here either) of trying to shove their limp dicks in your squeakhole, and it's defending Trump to point that out?
You go on thinking that.
Posted by: Burn the Witch
This. Right. Here.
Trump may very well screw us over.
The GOPe HAS, WILL, and EAGERLY WANTS to screw us over. I want nothing to do with anything those assholes produce, for the same reason I want nothing to do with the dems.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 03, 2016 09:52 AM (326rv)
Oh, FFS. Lileks was being sarcastic. He's the furthest thing from a dhimmi.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 09:51 AM (X6fMO)
He's Professor Flitwick, master of charms and cheap laughs.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 03, 2016 09:52 AM (xuouz)
is second with 14%. Marcio Rubio is third with 12%. Jeb Bush has 9% and
John Kasich has 7%.
========
Rubio up 2; Kasich down 2. Looks like GOPe is moving from Kasich to the Rube.
Still haven't seen anything about whether Cruz has the ground game in NH near what he had in IA.
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 03, 2016 09:53 AM (fQ/0p)
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2016 09:53 AM (8HTq1)
Prosecution made one big mistake & police made one.
The chief prosecutor (elected official Gil Garcetti moved the case from the largely white suburban division to the overwhelmingly AA central LA division. This was an unforced error. He didn't have to. In fact it was unprecedented. Garcetti said he did it so that there would be more room for the press.
The police error was Mark Fuhrman's racist comments some years earlier to a reporter/girl he wanted to date.
If you know these 2 things, you
know everything there is to know as to why there was an NG verdict.
Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 03, 2016 09:53 AM (VLEp3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2016 09:15 AM (j4wsR)
Didn't Kerry run for president and senate at the same time in 2004?
Posted by: Jerreh Jones at February 03, 2016 09:53 AM (KSonr)
Rubio all over the front page of the WSJ.
So biased. It's incredible.-----artisanal 'ette
He's the great establishment hope. The push is on to make him the nominee.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 03, 2016 09:54 AM (m3iiU)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:54 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:54 AM (fWAjv)
The state did prove it's case. The jury consisted of morons or what is known as a "downtown jury." The powers that be ordered the change of venue -- not the DAs trying the case. It was a west side case and shd have been tried in the west side courts. Moving it downtown was a kiss of death. And I hope OJ is in excruciating pain while in the Nevada prison. But I doubt it. I'm sure he has enough sycophants to do is bidding. And the shits who protected him 20 years ago -- they knew he murdered those two people. But bros before hos. Kardashian is dead, Cochran is dead. That leaves Scheck, Uhlman, Shirpiro, et al, to die horrible deaths.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 09:55 AM (iQIUe)
That is EXACTLY why they rooted for OJ - just like Black Lives Matter only when a white officer kills a black. To think otherwise is to be utterly blind to the racial dynamics in this country.
I was working in a DC law firm at the time and a bunch of employees, both black and white, crowded into a large conference room to watch TV when the verdict was announced. Every single black in that room cheered and clapped. Not one white did. Because to the whites it was evident that a guilty man was off the hook and justice had not been served. To the blacks, it was just a matter of "Yay! We screwed whitey! Gimme five!" They didn't give a shit about the victims.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 03, 2016 09:55 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 09:55 AM (oVJmc)
Can we fold in my prohibition regarding family members of office holders themselves holding office? Talk about your massive conflicts of interest...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 03, 2016 09:56 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 09:54 AM (fWAjv)
462 Lycos
That's mean. I was at Lycos in the heyday, best part of my "career".
Killed by a bad merger. We coulda been a contendah.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 03, 2016 09:56 AM (1xUj/)
I would rather have freedom, and I am looking for the candidate that has the best possibility of producing that.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2016 09:57 AM (q2o38)
Prosecution made one big mistake & police made one.
The chief prosecutor (elected official Gil Garcetti moved the case from the largely white suburban division to the overwhelmingly AA central LA division. This was an unforced error. He didn't have to. In fact it was unprecedented. Garcetti said he did it so that there would be more room for the press.
The police error was Mark Fuhrman's racist comments some years earlier to a reporter/girl he wanted to date.
If you know these 2 things, you
know everything there is to know as to why there was an NG verdict.
Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced)
I talked to a judge on the Superior court in DE shortly afterward.
Most jurisdictions would never have allowed that circus to happen. There would have been en evidentiary hearing, where evidence would be submitted, reviewed and admitted. They would not be allowed to submit TWO sets of evidence, dragging the trial out and letting the defense go last. The Boston bombing trial or the CO theater shooting trial didn't last nearly as long.
And the press would have been far more severely curtailed.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 03, 2016 09:57 AM (326rv)
No idea where his votes roll to. I tend to think Trump or Sanders.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 03, 2016 09:57 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hands at February 03, 2016 09:57 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2016 09:58 AM (zLDYs)
The US Government
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2016 09:58 AM (8HTq1)
More reason to hate Kim Largeassian--that's her dad there. Family made its bones on blood.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 03, 2016 09:58 AM (9krrF)
Minorities live on the westside. They also call for jury pools over a very wide city area. As far as Furhrman goes - he was not a racist and was very fair in his criminal filings. Ito was incompetent and almost immediately lost control of his courtroom to the defense.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 09:58 AM (iQIUe)
In other news, Lena Dunham says she won't return to Twitter without a code of conduct that protects women. (She still has a Twitter account, managed by a professional, that she says she doesn't read. -- Ed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 03, 2016 09:59 AM (ml1PM)
I can't imagine how good a real bed and a hot shower and bath, with some clean clothes would have felt to these guys.
The Krauts would booby-trap toilets when defending towns (as at Ortona) knowing that guys in the field would have wanted to use them again.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2016 09:59 AM (WOyz5)
I would rather have freedom, and I am looking for the candidate that has the best possibility of producing that.
Meet halfway: Give me the freedom to seek my revenge, should I wish.
Not much justice out there otherwise. Not the real kind.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 03, 2016 09:59 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 03, 2016 09:58 AM (9krrF)
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Blood and pussy!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 10:00 AM (iQIUe)
http://tinyurl.com/z5jclgq
Top. Men.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 10:00 AM (fWAjv)
That whole "7-11 has pizza?" and "you can get them with EBT" thing made Joffen come rushing back...
He toiled away on the night shift at 7-11, and one of his biggest pet peeves was people in sweet cars pulling up, spending $50 on pizza, big bites, potato chips & sodas.
What I wouldn't give to have him call me at midnight and hear one of his rants about that again...
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 10:00 AM (ENe42)
this is a DIY box set for kindle - free, I think.
Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hands
Home made shampoo. Made from wood!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 03, 2016 10:00 AM (FkBIv)
Arbeit Macht Frei!
Vote for Me!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 03, 2016 10:02 AM (dlIzT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 03, 2016 10:02 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 10:03 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2016 10:04 AM (8HTq1)
Damn, we might have gotten a rare three-sentencer out of Old Toby.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 10:04 AM (Wckf4)
No idea where his votes roll to. I tend to think Trump or Sanders.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 03, 2016 09:57 AM (RLFFI)
Being libertarians, I think a lot of his supporters won't translate to actual votes.
I've got to think there aren't many socialists in his camp. I look down on libertarians (affectionately) as being fiscal cons without the stones to be social cons. That it's a label of convenience for side-stepping leftist punches. But even that less martial stance is right-wing. I don't think there are many Rand dilettantes.
I like what's left of his voting bloc to go to Trump and Cruz, probably roughly split.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 03, 2016 10:04 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 10:04 AM (fWAjv)
Despite the errors...despite the sloppiness...I still think there was enough to convict.
@476
Just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 03, 2016 10:04 AM (RLFFI)
That might be worth checking out. Here's the thing, though. We have Trump because the other guys are phonies too. Except maybe Cruz. Is a guy who's been in politics for all of 6 years and never run much of anything really the guy we want right now?
Posted by: Optimizer at February 03, 2016 09:42 AM (/q6+P)
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Cruz is just a very ambitious insider willing to step on toes to get to the top. That's all he is.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 03, 2016 10:05 AM (LXJ1e)
Rule #1: Thous shalt not insert rocks, pebbles or other sedimentary matter into the hoohah of your sleeping sibling.
Posted by: Lena's lawz at February 03, 2016 10:05 AM (326rv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 10:06 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2016 10:06 AM (zLDYs)
Feh. And Trump is just a crony capitalist willing to bribe his way to the top.
We could go like this all day.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 03, 2016 10:06 AM (rwI+c)
That whole "7-11 has pizza?" and "you can get them with EBT" thing made Joffen come rushing back...
He toiled away on the night shift at 7-11, and one of his biggest pet peeves was people in sweet cars pulling up, spending $50 on pizza, big bites, potato chips & sodas.
What I wouldn't give to have him call me at midnight and hear one of his rants about that again...
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 10:00 AM (ENe42
? Curry Pizza?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 03, 2016 10:07 AM (qNcVh)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at February 03, 2016 10:07 AM (LUgeY)
You can't seriously maintain that moving the venue to central LA wasn't the biggest unforced error in trial history, can you?
I didn't SAY Fuhrman's was a racist. I respect Fuhrman. I said his comments on one earlier occasion were racist, & they were recorded. The trial judge let those in, as impeachment evidence, over state objections. Can't blame the prosecution for that. Once the AAs on the jury heard that, there was never any possibility of a conviction, imo.
Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 03, 2016 10:08 AM (VLEp3)
sanguinem et naturale eius debent!
Maybe, not.
Okay:
Sanguinem et Cunnus!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_profanity
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 10:08 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 03, 2016 10:08 AM (1xUj/)
We have been going like this for months and the end of the road is not close.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2016 10:08 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 03, 2016 10:05 AM (LXJ1e)
That's not fair at all and you know it. The guy has been a voice crying out in the wilderness. Yes a lot of what he'd tout as accomplishments were just protest votes. But that's still something, and he's one of the few to actually try to leverage that into publicity. He's better than the GOPe, and we're clearly willing to settle for that.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 03, 2016 10:09 AM (xuouz)
My local ice cream truck takes EBT.
EBT. For Choco Tacos.
The whole country needs an enema.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 10:09 AM (Wckf4)
A made up class in the first place?
There is not such thing as an Hispanic race, Neither is there an ethnicity. It's a classification by language alone. And not even the same language but the ROOT language of Spanish.
That would be like if we categorized people by the fact that they speak English. And they expect to be treated differently because of it.
Sort of like a PRIVILEGE?
This is how PC crap and the victimology of liberals keeps on proliferating. Even the sworn enemies of this sort of shit promulgate it and use it AS INTENDED by the Liberals.
And there's more that the right does because the left has made it so. And yet so many expect that somehow the right can out do that sort of mind game.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 03, 2016 10:09 AM (Xo1Rt)
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"You can't professionalize unless you federalize!"
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 03, 2016 10:09 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 10:09 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2016 10:10 AM (gmeXX)
I always heard NO prepared foods with those things...
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 10:10 AM (ENe42)
"He used bankruptcy laws to escape responsibility for his debts. That option is sometimes is necessary for individuals -- that is why the laws exist. But has anyone pointed out that these actions have harmed the little guy to benefit the billionaire?"
He had a lot of companies and the people handling pension funds get more interest if they take more risk, but they diversify. Corporations are all about protecting the individuals, and encouraging investment and risk taking on big projects. Then a bankruptcy judge determines how to divide remaining assets if the venture fails.
Personal bankruptcy can be good or bad, and corporations must be more prudent with their company than an individual. It is crazy to think Trump's use of the corporate system is different than anyone else in business. Almost all set up some such protection, if they do even one big project. I think Trump lost it all once ... learned his lesson perhaps, idk details.
But to claim that using bankruptcy law proves Trump is evil, is just dishonest agitprop. Trump lost on those deals too, no doubt. An occasional loss is part of business.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 03, 2016 10:10 AM (5Gpe2)
Naabro. Latin is elitist. So doan be quotin no Thomas Aquinas.
The Kardashians' problem, if they can be said to have one, has to do with telling the difference between "pussy" and "ass." It's a vanishing distinction, though, now.
Latin does have its problems, though. The state motto of Ohio is always rendered in English, because matching case endings can easily turn the intended "In God all things are possible" into "Oh God. Anything can happen." Yet, both are true.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 03, 2016 10:11 AM (xq1UY)
A made up class in the first place?
There is not such thing as an Hispanic race, Neither is there an ethnicity. It's a classification by language alone. And not even the same language but the ROOT language of Spanish.
That would be like if we categorized people by the fact that they speak English. And they expect to be treated differently because of it.
Sort of like a PRIVILEGE?
This is how PC crap and the victimology of liberals keeps on proliferating. Even the sworn enemies of this sort of shit promulgate it and use it AS INTENDED by the Liberals.
And there's more that the right does because the left has made it so. And yet so many expect that somehow the right can out do that sort of mind game.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 03, 2016 10:09 AM (Xo1Rt)
Could be worse. Could be celebrating 3rd place.
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 10:11 AM (zt+N6)
EBT. For Choco Tacos.
The whole country needs an enema.
Eat at the wrong taco truck, and you'll get one.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2016 10:11 AM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 09:31 AM (oVJmc)
I just searched for the crime scene pics. Nasty!
Posted by: Timon at February 03, 2016 10:12 AM (KSonr)
I just read it as more of 'Here's the GOP with a majority of minorities taking top billing at their primary and not a peep from the Left, who claims to care about such diverstiy.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 10:12 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 10:13 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 03, 2016 10:13 AM (LUgeY)
Must've been a pretty big rock you've been living under.
Those days are long gone.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 10:14 AM (Wckf4)
Taking this in the spirit intended, and not going flamey...
I don't think of it as a lack of stones. I'm not a SoCon, if I alligned with my social beliefs I'd be a liberal. Except I'm a FiCon and a free marketeer, so "small L" libertarian works for me.
We mostly get along with you conservative riff-raff, to the degree to which "conservative" means anything anymore.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 03, 2016 10:14 AM (1xUj/)
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I have no clue what this is about. Just wanted to chime in that it sounds like the defense had good counsel.
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2016 10:14 AM (gmeXX)
stronger performances as of late. He was one of the few lower tier folks
I wanted to stick around for a while.
No idea where his votes roll to. I tend to think Trump or Sanders.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 03, 2016 09:57 AM (RLFFI)
For my 20 yr old, it was either Rand Paul or Cruz (my boy is smart and cottoned on to Trump before I did). I don't see Rand supporters as socialists so I don't think they'll go toward Sanders.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 10:14 AM (OrI3J)
Meet halfway: Give me the freedom to seek my revenge, should I wish.
Not much justice out there otherwise. Not the real kind.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 03, 2016 09:59 AM (9krrF)
Eye for an eye is terrible judicial policy, but it is a tremendous drive for the affected parties to submit to justice.
(Hippie's saying "eye for an eye makes everyone blind" drives me nuts. So clueless and dumb.)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2016 10:14 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2016 10:10 AM (gmeXX)
_______
Yes. My mom was not doing well and I stayed up to watch most of his 'filibuster' and I really felt better that someone was saying things on the floor that needed to be said. Bless Paul, Cruz and Lee for standing up.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 03, 2016 10:15 AM (MIKMs)
And the press would have been far more severely curtailed.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 03, 2016 09:57 AM (326rv)
Judge Ito loved being a celebrity and having SNL parody him. It was a farce.
Posted by: Timon at February 03, 2016 10:15 AM (KSonr)
Posted by: Troy McClure at February 03, 2016 10:15 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2016 10:15 AM (8aOqE)
And as I noted yesterday, there's also rant-fatigue among conservative voters. I'm going to use the word conservative to mean "all non-establishment small government advocates," please send hatemail to what.ever@ghostofkari.co.fu
We've been fighting this battle alone now for over 15 years. Try to tell someone in your life that Obamacare is bad and they say "what would you do?" and you splutter and say "free market solutions" and they go "like what?" and there IS NO FREAKING EXAMPLE because the GOP is a punching bag. They aren't *for* anything except serving as straw man for the dems.
Trump has ideas. I don't have to advocate for him. He challenges leftists right to their faces, instead of making ME do it. And that's the real failure of the last two decades of conservatism.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 03, 2016 10:16 AM (xuouz)
I always heard NO prepared foods with those things...
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 10:10 AM (ENe42)
This is the new America. What rules??
Accepting EBT- (partial list)
Church's Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
McDonald's
Subway
Grandma's Famous Chicken
Eight Mile Pancake House
Mr. T's BBQ
Vito's Pizza
Jack in the Box
Subway
El Pollo Loco
Papa Murphy's Pizza
KFC
Taco Bell
Pizza Hut
Papa Murphy's Pizza
Domino's Pizza
Golden Corral
Southern Cuisine
Rally's Hamburger
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 10:16 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders Panders at February 03, 2016 10:17 AM (dlIzT)
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 03, 2016 10:17 AM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 03, 2016 10:05 AM (LXJ1e)
Speaking on related items, I always liked the guys in the A-V club. I mean, here is a bunch of guys - always guys, imagine that - that used then state-of-the-art equipment to generate shows that everyone could see.
Of course, nowadays, everyone can do projection.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2016 10:18 AM (q2o38)
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I have no clue what this is about. Just wanted to chime in that it sounds like the defense had good counsel.
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I guess this is in reference to OJ. I stand by my statement, the defense had good counsel - as a guilty man walked.
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2016 10:20 AM (gmeXX)
Church's Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
McDonald's
Subway
Grandma's Famous Chicken
Eight Mile Pancake House
Mr. T's BBQ
Vito's Pizza
Jack in the Box
Subway
El Pollo Loco
Papa Murphy's Pizza
KFC
Taco Bell
Pizza Hut
Papa Murphy's Pizza
Domino's Pizza
Golden Corral
Southern Cuisine
Rally's Hamburger
Welcome to the 21st century. Rent-seeking rat bastards as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 03, 2016 10:20 AM (659DL)
I'll point it out just to show the Left's hypocrisy.
Of course, the Left is most hypocritical about hypocrisy, so...
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 10:20 AM (LLsKs)
And the state gov'ts make it pretty easy. Depending on the chain and the state, the owner pays a fee to the state and does some coordinating with their CC processor, and BAM! - a whole new market opens up. It's good for business for the state, and a lot of locations would close down these days if they couldn't accept EBT.
It's pretty fvcking pathetic all the way around.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 10:20 AM (Wckf4)
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Wow. I had no idea...
I think I'll crawl back under my rock now.
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 10:21 AM (ENe42)
I don't think of it as a lack of stones. I'm not a SoCon, if I alligned with my social beliefs I'd be a liberal. Except I'm a FiCon and a free marketeer, so "small L" libertarian works for me.
We mostly get along with you conservative riff-raff, to the degree to which "conservative" means anything anymore.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 03, 2016 10:14 AM (1xUj/)
Fair! It's more about attitude. I'm not a SoCon either, but I think that letting Christianity be pilloried and slandered in the culture has created a void that pizza-party socialism was designed to fill. And I'm not about legalizing heroin and blow. I think that people should be able to do mostly whatever they want, but social norms serve an important purpose, and the basis of ours has been Christianity.
This is an important fault-line on the right, and we need to be able to talk about it without its being a purity test.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 03, 2016 10:21 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2016 10:09 AM (NeFrd)
blood and cat hair?
blood and cat-ladies' houses?
a fruity wine punch and Italian Comedia-dell-arte movies?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2016 10:21 AM (q2o38)
I always heard NO prepared foods with those things...
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 10:10 AM (ENe42)
I thought that too, Chi
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 10:22 AM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Cheyenne at February 03, 2016 10:22 AM (Tqo9Y)
You can't seriously maintain that moving the venue to central LA wasn't the biggest unforced error in trial history, can you?
I didn't SAY Fuhrman's was a racist. I respect Fuhrman. I said his comments on one earlier occasion were racist, & they were recorded. The trial judge let those in, as impeachment evidence, over state objections. Can't blame the prosecution for that. Once the AAs on the jury heard that, there was never any possibility of a conviction, imo.
Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 03, 2016 10:08 AM (VLEp3)
Oh, brother! I never said the change of venue wasnt an error. I said the opposite. I also didnt say that you said that Fuhrman was a racist. Nor did I say that impeachment shdnt have been allowed. However, the question opening the door to impeachment shd never have been asked to begin with. Ito lost control of the court in pretrial hearings and it only got worse. There was no chance for a conviction once venue was changed. Now I'm done with you. I'm not going to defend myself against shit I never said or implied.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 10:22 AM (iQIUe)
No example? How about car insurance with some common sense and empathy because people aren't cars. You can buy a policy that fits your needs from any number of providers.
All we need is to remember what we once had. It's sad because the free market is becoming but a distant memory.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 03, 2016 10:22 AM (LUgeY)
They keep saying that word "conservative", I don't think it means what they think it means!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 03, 2016 10:23 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 10:23 AM (LLsKs)
Posted by: E.T. at February 03, 2016 10:25 AM (yq4gk)
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2016 10:25 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 03, 2016 10:23 AM (LLsKs)
I bought stanps from the vending machine at the Post Office last night. It takes EBT cards. So, yeah.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 03, 2016 10:26 AM (xWW96)
AT THESE PLACES
Farmer's Market
General Merchandise
Auto Repair Shops
Check Cashing
Hardware Stores
Food Trucks
Clothing Stores
Nail & Hair Salons
Street Vendors
Utilities
Restaurants
Residential Landlords
99 Cent Stores
Stores
Legal Services
Gas Stations
Businesses
Dental Offices
Medical Offices
We don't even get a reach around or a thank you.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 10:26 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 10:26 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2016 10:27 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 03, 2016 10:27 AM (RD7QR)
Umm...I've got a problem when my tax dollars are going toward a lifestyle which is needlessly expensive. You think a fast food meal is the same as buying something at the store and preparing it?
"Fast food" isn't for the "needy". Ice cream trucks aren't for the "needy".
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 03, 2016 10:28 AM (Wckf4)
And how can you get 7-11 pizza with EBT, but you can't get deli meat at the grocery store?
I always heard NO prepared foods with those things...
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 10:10 AM (ENe42)
I thought that too, Chi
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 10:22 AM (OrI3J)
It was that way, for the longest time. Then, Obama. I think it had to do with the food deserts agitprop being pushed on us at one time.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2011/09/ fast-food-chains-getting-into-the-food-stamp-act/
Now that it can be used for cash at ATMs, you can purchase pretty much anything with it, including pot and strippers.
http://hotair.com/archives/2015/02/08/ colorado-dems-blocking-ban-of-ebt-cards-in-pot-shops/
Ain't Amerika great!
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 03, 2016 10:28 AM (3dOE/)
Posted by: E.T. at February 03, 2016 10:25 AM (yq4gk)
LOL. Maybe about 2 percent of recipients.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 03, 2016 10:28 AM (fWAjv)
Deadpool offers advice on checking yourself for cancer.
For the gentlemen:
https://youtu.be/KsdD1MJXOpk
For the ladies:
https://youtu.be/w0YgPMZJv1k
Again NSFW
#touchyourselftonight
Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2016 10:28 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: angela urkel at February 03, 2016 10:28 AM (0AXi5)
Over the 40 years that Latin has been a "dead language," other-phones have tortured its words to represent things that weren't around when the original dialects were being formed. Rest assured, there is a Latin word for "pussy." I'm going to guess it's in the Vulgate, just, because. But you weren't going to pick that up in Miss Grimm's 4th-year Jenney and Scudder, despite Ovid's worst efforts.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 03, 2016 10:28 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2016 10:27 AM (gmeXX)
No, well first Judge Ito was an idiot who fucked the trial from start to finish.
The "Worse" thing he did was not let some blood evidence from OJ's car in and he lost total control of the trial and let Cochran run rings around him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 10:28 AM (DUoqb)
This is an important fault-line on the right, and we need to be able to talk about it without its being a purity test.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR
*sniffs warily at the thread*
This looks suspiciously like a reasoned conversation.
Longbows!
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 03, 2016 10:28 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2016 10:29 AM (FsuaD)
AT THESE PLACES
Farmer's Market
Some farmers markets do accept them, and I actually think that's great. Better than popeyes at any rate.
Also the golden corral maybe explains the crowd the last time I got dragged there...
Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2016 10:29 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: joe at February 03, 2016 10:30 AM (KUaJL)
Umm...I've got a problem when my tax dollars are going toward a lifestyle which is needlessly expensive. You think a fast food meal is the same as buying something at the store and preparing it?
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I have come around more to the idea that if the government is going to hand out money, then just let the people use it as they wish (obviously within reason). So if the money is being spent on fastfood, so be it. If we are concerned with how they are spending this money, then we should limit how much the receive in the first place.
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2016 10:31 AM (gmeXX)
No who is a big drain on the system? Gangbangers. Every time a little shit gets shot, they are mostly in long term care. In the 90s when gang warfare was at its highest, the rehab hospitals were filled with gangbangers. Now, crime is making a big comeback.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 03, 2016 10:31 AM (iQIUe)
Needy being the key word in that sentence.
If you're needy, you don't eat at Golden Corral. You buy beans, rice, bread, cheese, PB&J...
I can tell you about an exGF that was anything but needy. $546 per month. Enough to load her & her 2 kids with junk food (at the grocery), then buy her Mom plenty of good meat, and still had a couple hundred leftover to trade her brother for cocaine that I knew nothing about at the time.
(Hence, the "ex" part)
Posted by: Chi at February 03, 2016 10:31 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 03, 2016 10:31 AM (5FQVt)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 03, 2016 10:32 AM (659DL)
Posted by: E.T. at February 03, 2016 10:34 AM (yq4gk)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 03, 2016 10:31 AM (5FQVt)
the prosecution was as bad as the Judge..as a matter of fact it was the DA who thought it would be a great idea to try that case downtown instead of in Brentwood. Dumb Fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2016 10:34 AM (DUoqb)
Word. I've mentioned before I think of myself as a Westernist first and foremost--I think of limited government as a fine thing for a Western civilization to have, but you have to have that culture first! And like it or not, Christianity is part of the foundation of that culture.
Undermining the culture is what's caused the rest to fail. That's why I keep saying we're not voting our way out of this--for that to even be possible we would need to root out the rot and repair the cultural damage first and foremost. If you aren't down with that we've nothing to discuss so far as I'm concerned.
If that makes me a SoCon, so be it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 03, 2016 10:34 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Raphael Cruz at February 03, 2016 10:35 AM (SOVQ8)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 03, 2016 10:35 AM (5FQVt)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 03, 2016 10:09 AM (xuouz)
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I don't think its unfair at all. By any definition he is an insider and by any definition he is ambitious.
Now of those running he is probably the most conservative of the globalist types. Honestly, if it weren't for the gang of 8 crap, Rubio would be about the same in the conservative side (and ambitious too).
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 03, 2016 10:36 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: E.T. at February 03, 2016 10:39 AM (yq4gk)
Democratic crossover voting in GOP primaries to vote for the weakest Republican primary candidate is an old Chicago trick. McCaskill's people engineered Aiken's nomination this way in Missouri, ensuring her reelection.
But that's just it: Democrats cross over to vote for the weakest opposition candidate, the one easiest to beat. Thus, it makes nosense for Democrats to crossover and support Rubio's candidacy. Rubio consistently (as in always) beats Hillary (or any other Democrat) in every electoral modeling exercise that's been conducted so far. Following the logic, Democrats would be better off crossing over to vote for Jeb, who loses to Hillary nearly every time.
Posted by: troyriser at February 03, 2016 10:40 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 03, 2016 10:41 AM (t5zYU)
Of course, nowadays, everyone can do projection.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2016 10:18 AM (q2o3
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Yes, ha ha funny. Except I'm not running for President nor an insider, so project is not possible.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 03, 2016 10:41 AM (LXJ1e)
Accepting EBT- (partial list)
Well, if nothing else, at least it means they're more likely to keel over from a stroke and clear off the welfare rolls.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 10:43 AM (X6fMO)
Here's the video:
http://tinyurl.com/hf9s2mo
I've read this morning that Carson's camp is fundraising off the accusation, efforts started yesterday (Gateway Pundit). So I don't see them eager to put the issue to bed by getting to the truth of the matter.
I haven't see the three tweets put out by CNN, but based on the troubles that Team Carson has had over the last few weeks, I don't think it's implausible for Team Cruz to think he was going to drop out.
As I've stated before, I'm a Cruz supporter, and I do think it's important to find out the truth. But, let the truth take us there, not gossip and innuendo.
Posted by: Joanne at February 03, 2016 10:45 AM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2016 10:45 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: E.T. at February 03, 2016 10:39 AM (yq4gk)
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No, but it is not a stretch to think that prepared food at restaurants cost more than food at grocery stores.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 03, 2016 10:46 AM (LXJ1e)
I haven't see the three tweets put out by CNN, but based on the troubles that Team Carson has had over the last few weeks, I don't think it's implausible for Team Cruz to think he was going to drop out.
As I've stated before, I'm a Cruz supporter, and I do think it's important to find out the truth. But, let the truth take us there, not gossip and innuendo.
Posted by: Joanne at February 03, 2016 10:45 AM (hgBpU)
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Well did Carson drop or out or didn't he?
If he did then Cruz's people were OK in persuading Carson's supporters to come to Cruz.
If he didn't then Cruz's people lied to persuade Carson's supporters to come to Cruz.
I don't know what really happened and Carson's campaign has been shipwrecked since December. However, if there were multiple caucuses in which this happened then I would guess that there was plan by Cruz to do that knowing the weakness of the Carson campaign.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 03, 2016 10:51 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: E.T. at February 03, 2016 10:53 AM (yq4gk)
How is it a lie to repeat a CNN tweet? Should they be required to post every tweet? Not in a political campaign. They have attacked Cruz by repeating statements without the entire context. Every candidate has that happen to them. It's been that way since Politics was created.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 03, 2016 11:01 AM (5FQVt)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 03, 2016 10:51 AM (LXJ1e)
It happened at various locations, that's why Carson is so upset. I don't believe it was a predesigned effort by Cruz as you Trump supporters seem to prefer.
Posted by: Joanne at February 03, 2016 11:04 AM (hgBpU)
He got a job within a couple of weeks.
Those with EBT cards should not be able to buy anything but grocery staples with it. If they want to eat at MickeyD's or Golden Corral, they should have to get a job to do so.
If you can get all the food with an EBT that you would eat if you had a job, you have no incentive to get off welfare. There's got to be some sort of f'ing downside to it.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 03, 2016 11:07 AM (u0lmX)
If he did then Cruz's people were OK in persuading Carson's supporters to come to Cruz.
If he didn't then Cruz's people lied to persuade Carson's supporters to come to Cruz.
I don't know what really happened and Carson's campaign has been
shipwrecked since December. However, if there were multiple caucuses in
which this happened then I would guess that there was plan by Cruz to do
that knowing the weakness of the Carson campaign.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 03, 2016 10:51 AM (LXJ1e)
I tend to think Carson is about to throw in the towel but you are assigning nefarious motives by ignoring a third option. The campaign retweeted a CNN tweet... EVEN IF the CNN report turns out to be wrong, it still doesn't mean the Cruz campaign was wrong or lying to re-tweet it as CNN is a news organization and not a gossip site.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 11:08 AM (OrI3J)
Oops, I meant days. Who could bear to eat liver for weeks? I can't bear to eat it at all.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 03, 2016 11:10 AM (u0lmX)
very similar to the current President. Gullible doesn't even begin to
describe it.
Posted by: Raphael Cruz at February 03, 2016 10:35 AM (SOVQ
Not even close, sock.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 03, 2016 11:18 AM (OrI3J)
That will be just fine with most of us.
Posted by: Iowa Jim at February 03, 2016 11:44 AM (jjPtE)
Posted by: SH at February 03, 2016 10:31 AM (gmeXX)"
But the government is handing out someone else's money. That's where the concept that society gets to tell them what they can and can't do with it would come from. In fact, they are giving away our kids' money, because this stuff is borrowed at incredibly long (infinite?) repay rates, which is so expensive.
I went to McDonalds yesterday because I was in a pinch. My meal cost $9. I was starving about an hour later because the meal was all filler. If someone said they needed to steal from my family in order to survive, I'd tell them they better get rice and beans, where $9 will feed you 30 meals.
Posted by: Dustin at February 03, 2016 11:59 AM (a7sQX)
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Nope, that's like saying Bush lied about WMDs.
If Carson really did say he wasn't going to South Carolina and New Hampshire to take a break from the campaign, and a lot of major media reported this as Carson suspending his campaign, then Cruz's campaign passing that information on to its people was GOOD FAITH.
Carson still hasn't really explained what the hell he's doing. He's not getting his laundry. His communication has been very poor. I like the guy, but he needs to accept some responsibility for this instead of acting like Cruz made the problem up out of thin air.
Posted by: Dustin at February 03, 2016 12:49 PM (a7sQX)
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