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Early Debate Open Thread
Some dudes yapping on Fox.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:03 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:04 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: petunia at January 28, 2016 07:04 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: Rick Sanitarium at January 28, 2016 07:05 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: rebel flounder at January 28, 2016 07:05 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Clarney at January 28, 2016 07:05 PM (euE/C)
Posted by: petunia at January 28, 2016 07:05 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 28, 2016 07:05 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:05 PM (rwI+c)
I really hate him
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:06 PM (69JOg)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 07:06 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 07:06 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: iforgot at January 28, 2016 07:06 PM (YdOYw)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:06 PM (2x3L+)
I really hate him
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:06 PM (69JOg)
You and me both buddy!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 07:07 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Candy Growler at January 28, 2016 07:07 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:07 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:07 PM (LUgeY)
One thing about this crazy election season: there's been a welcome outbreak of mask- slipping, all over the place.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 28, 2016 07:07 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Sensei Kasich, 11th dan at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (69JOg)
Posted by: ElKomandante at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (Ql4Nd)
Posted by: plus there are these cat videos on YouTube I should watch at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (at054)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:09 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 07:09 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 28, 2016 07:09 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 28, 2016 07:09 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: iforgot at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (YdOYw)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Happy Gilmore at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (Dwehj)
I'm a cord cutter. FOXNews isn't cord cutter friendly. The FOX app on Roku is an insult. You can watch Red Eye but it's 2 weeks old.
Posted by: CozMark at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (69JOg)
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (KkVB6)<<<
Grrr. That's my shtick!!!
Posted by: Angry Eyes Marco Potatohead at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (2x3L+)
What if Trump shows up unexpectedly, do they drag rand off the stage? THAT I'd pay to see
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (e3bId)
No one knows who Jim Gilmore is, grammie winger. Don't feel too badly about it.
Posted by: Team America at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Bob Barker at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (Pwh6H)
349 Islamic men are so out of control of their own sexual urges that they have to cover up the statues?
Posted by: rebel flounder at January 28, 2016 07:02 PM (3dOE/)
In Islamic-influenced culture, the sexuality of men is considered uncontrollable so they need all these drapes and veils and stuff to keep the stimulus under wraps.
In Christian-influenced culture, men are expected to control their sexual urges and not to succumb inappropriately to external stimuli.
And therein lies the difference.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (WcCoO)
Posted by: the joker at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: no good deed at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:10 PM (2x3L+)
What if Trump shows up unexpectedly, do they drag rand off the stage? THAT I'd pay to see
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (DUoqb)
no, no, rand made it on the big stage with or without trump
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (AkOaV)
True this, from a fellow cord-cutter.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 07:13 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 28, 2016 07:13 PM (ubByS)
Because he's like a Nazi, get it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 07:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:13 PM (69JOg)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:13 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Mr. Edgy at January 28, 2016 07:13 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:13 PM (Z/8dZ)
are you real Lauren or fake Lauren?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:13 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:13 PM (69JOg)
Been there, Done that
Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 28, 2016 07:14 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Splunge at January 28, 2016 07:14 PM (iMxBJ)
HAH! You missed, suckers!
Oof.
Posted by: Gary Gilmore at January 28, 2016 07:14 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:14 PM (rwI+c)
Miller 64 is REALLY bad. But 2.8% ETOH and only 64 Cals means you can drink 10, pee all night and still have 1200 Cals left for a slice of pizza per day.
Beer + pizza + multivitamin... SCIENCE!
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 28, 2016 07:14 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2016 07:15 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 07:15 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:15 PM (69JOg)
Posted by: The Gilmore Girls at January 28, 2016 07:15 PM (Pwh6H)
I'm real Lauren. I don't think fake Lauren ever responds to anyone. Fake Lauren is basically MUMR.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:15 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 07:15 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 07:16 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2016 07:16 PM (6FqZa)
In Islamic-influenced culture, the sexuality of men is considered
uncontrollable so they need all these drapes and veils and stuff to keep
the stimulus under wraps.
In Christian-influenced culture, men
are expected to control their sexual urges and not to succumb
inappropriately to external stimuli.
Islam: Men are beasts.
Christianity: Men control their beast.
Which builds a better civilization?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Gilmore Girls at January 28, 2016 07:16 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2016 07:16 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:16 PM (rwI+c)
Which idiot said that and aren't most things already labeled Made in *,
or Hecho en *
Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2016 07:16 PM (DL2i+)
How do we know you're the real Lauren? This could be a false flag gambit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 07:16 PM (8ZskC)
Because he's like a Nazi, get it?
Posted by: Cicero
Now now. He's a "Socialist with nationalist leanings". We're supposed to be the "Nazis".
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2016 07:16 PM (kdS6q)
No, Rand was added before Trump bailed.
Posted by: Jane at January 28, 2016 07:17 PM (rDidp)
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at January 28, 2016 07:17 PM (bMd7Z)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:15 PM (Z/8dZ)
Oh ok.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:17 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 28, 2016 07:17 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:15 PM (Z/8dZ)<<<
Nobody should listen to this Lauren until she goes to court to prove she's the real one.
Posted by: D. Trump at January 28, 2016 07:17 PM (H9MG5)
I'm having a hard time following these guys on ISIS.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:17 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:09 PM (rwI+c)
Happy Gilmore?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:18 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: blaster at January 28, 2016 07:18 PM (rJEUr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:18 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (/ijpd)
Trump: "No. I will attend if you get rid of that Kelly whore and let me fuck you in the ass."
Fox News: " No that is not how it works. We fuck you in the ass."
Trump: "No....I fuck you in the ass."
Fox News: " No that's not how it works."
Trump: "Click"
Fox News: "Hello?....Mr. Trump?"
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (AM3fZ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
And chronic masturbators. You Anime freaks.
Posted by: Highbrow, Learned Intellectuals at National Review at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:09 PM (rwI+c)
In which I mention that I used to have a picture with that guy somewhere but I lost it and then I didn't hear anything at all about him for like ten years until he randomly decided to run for president. Which made me think somebody behind the scenes was pulling the strings on all the extra candidates...
He and his wife did update the Virginia governors mansion years ago and it was pretty.
Posted by: Lea at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (oVJmc)
Ace once called me Slutty McSluttypants.
Fake Lauren, not so much.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (69JOg)
But only for israel, no other nation. To help the BDS movement
I really hate him
Obama: Never misses an opportunity to be a dick. Never.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Clarney at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (euE/C)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (2x3L+)
Unless maybe that's what she WANTS us to think.
>>Ace once called me Slutty McSluttypants.
Fake Lauren, not so much.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:19 PM (Z/8dZ)
Something to be proud of, for sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:21 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 07:22 PM (qqwYn)
http://strumpfmode.tumblr.com/image/137998970572
SFW
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Culinary Heathen at January 28, 2016 07:22 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 07:22 PM (hk3Fb)
But only for israel, no other nation. To help the BDS movement "
Well, it will help me know what products to buy.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:22 PM (Kqit+)
Srsly, all the people at 5% should be gone.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:22 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:18 PM (kpqmD)
He plays a mean guitar...
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:23 PM (WcCoO)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2016 07:23 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 07:22 PM (hk3Fb)
Right.
So we're going to put up a no fly zone (and shoot down russian jets) while placing sanctions on countries involved in trade with ISIS (turkey)?
That's... a strange plan, no?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:23 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at January 28, 2016 07:23 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:23 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2016 07:23 PM (NOIQH)
Srsly, all the people at 5% should be gone.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:22 PM (2x3L+)
I think they weighed Iowa polls with the national ones for this one. Instead of NH polls for the last one.
I like Rand. I wish he was doing much better then he is.
But oh well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2016 07:23 PM (NOIQH)
No, Rand was invited before Trump backed out.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 28, 2016 07:24 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:18 PM (kpqmD)
He plays a mean guitar...
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:23 PM (WcCoO)
Taught Roger Waters how to play hockey too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:24 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:24 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
Q: What did it sound like?
A: (*choke*)(*cag*)KHUKHCKKTHKKK!(*thud*)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:25 PM (WcCoO)
Posted by: Darryl at January 28, 2016 07:26 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:26 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 28, 2016 07:24 PM (m9V0o)
I'm with you. I ran out of fucks a while back. Now I mostly just watch as folks go absolutely batshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:26 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:26 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lizzy Letilla at January 28, 2016 07:26 PM (NOIQH)
products made in Israel. But only for israel, no other nation. To
help the BDS movement
I really hate him
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:06 PM (69JOg)<<<
Maybe it can be a little yellow star, pinned to the packaging?
Posted by: The Hussein Clown Posse at January 28, 2016 07:26 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:24 PM (kpqmD)
I'd like to play hockey with Roger Waters by using his left nut as a puck.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (WcCoO)
WOW. Bad year for music.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:22 PM (oVJmc)
Really. And it's only January.
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 07:15 PM (hk3Fb)
Heh, there's nothing like a little friendly competition.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (LUgeY)
Damn right! And pass the savings on to YOU!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:26 PM (2x3L+)
I didn't know meth came in emotional varieties.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 28, 2016 07:28 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (2x3L+)
governor of va over a decade ago.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:28 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:24 PM (kpqmD)
I'd like to play hockey with Roger Waters by using his left nut as a puck.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (WcCoO)
Well that escalated quickly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:28 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2016 07:28 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:28 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:27 PM (2x3L+)
He's the Martin O'Malley of the GOP...
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (WcCoO)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Martha McCallum at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (HgMAr)
re: Israel Labeling
If you want to follow Falken's Maze on that one:
http://tinyurl.com/zahe6nt
Executive Summary: Bill Clinton first term, Warren Christopher State, Commerce and the Oslo Peace accords.
The O's Team basically just reminding everyone that a Republican President and multiple Republican congresses never got around to changing the underlying laws.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (kdS6q)
sexual urges and not to succumb inappropriately to external stimuli."
I'd guess that also applies to urges to shoot things, stab things, stone things, and blow shit up, right?
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (iIzG7)
Should I be worried?
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (2AyjC)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:28 PM (kpqmD)
Sorry, couldn't help myself. Waters is a BDS-crazed tool.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (WcCoO)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (GUBah)
Well, mixed feelings on that whole situation.
But from the people I know who know people who know people -- sounds like its for the better that the Bundy group disperses.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Jimmy at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (FkBIv)
Should I be worried?
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (2AyjC)
Vista?!?! yikes
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (YCijc)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:31 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again
fried meth, meth gumbo, meth cocktail...
Posted by: Bubba at January 28, 2016 07:31 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (YCijc)
lets hope so!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:31 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: connielu at January 28, 2016 07:31 PM (3s1Os)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (iIzG7)
Yeah, those, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (WcCoO)
Posted by: connielu at January 28, 2016 07:31 PM (3s1Os)
Megyn. And yes, she did. A long time ago. Old news.
Whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:28 PM (kpqmD)
Sorry, couldn't help myself. Waters is a BDS-crazed tool.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (WcCoO)
Yeah, I know. He's a right putz.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (kpqmD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (YCijc)<<<
We were gonna go cheer for Rand...
... but then we got high.
Posted by: Rand Paultards at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (btH0m)
Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (btH0m)
Posted by: Clarney at January 28, 2016 07:33 PM (euE/C)
"He is the Kasich of the loser debate"
............
He's pursing his lips and waving his arms around?
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 07:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:33 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again
fried meth, meth gumbo, meth cocktail...
Posted by: Bubba at January 28, 2016 07:31 PM (Pwh6H)
Grilled meth, broiled meth, meth kebob...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:33 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: connielu at January 28, 2016 07:31 PM (3s1Os)
-----
Did she have the class to talk about her lactating breasts again and her husband fondling them again with Howard?
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:33 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:33 PM (2x3L+)
ewwww, stop with the breast feeding talk on the 'hq. please.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: connielu at January 28, 2016 07:31 PM (3s1Os)
Megyn. And yes, she did. A long time ago. Old news.
Whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (AkOaV)
I heard she does butt stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (kpqmD)
When I first noticed the Lauren Multiplication Crisis the other day, I was kinda hoping we'd end up with a spare single Lauren.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (uURQL)
Sanctions. Is that like a capitalist fatwa, or am I thinking of a boycott?
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: 100% original Amy Schumer at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Rand at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (2AyjC)
Where'd this Gilmore cat come from? Is he an NSA plant?
Posted by: Fritz
Fox lets people who have been at 0.0 in the polls for 6 months on stage.
Because Fox.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2016 07:35 PM (kdS6q)
Paul Kantner, a musician best known for his work with Rock and Roll Hall of Fame group Jefferson Airport, has reportedly died.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:35 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2016 07:35 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (uURQL)
Heh, uh oh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:35 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:35 PM (kpqmD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (6FqZa)
Here's an interesting version of 'Somebody To Love' by Grace Slick's old group, The Great Society:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fd7s5d_nhQ
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:35 PM (WcCoO)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:30 PM (2x3L+)
He was head of the rnc for a hot minute and the only thing he managed to do was lose offseason elections and outlaw drinking in the office.
All he did as gov of Virginia was redecorate his house.
Then he disappeared for a decade.
So you know. Obvious presidential material.
Posted by: Lea at January 28, 2016 07:35 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Ross Perot at January 28, 2016 07:36 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Clarney at January 28, 2016 07:36 PM (euE/C)
Because Fox.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
0.0 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life Mr Gilmore.
Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at January 28, 2016 07:36 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:36 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 07:36 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:36 PM (AkOaV)
IIRC, Gilmore's rightful claim to fame is that he partially rolled back an onerous vehicle tax in VA, thus fulfilling a campaign promise (a rare occurrence).
Posted by: Mahatma G. Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 07:37 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:37 PM (AkOaV)
the Lauren Multiplication Crisis
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
There are three rules:
(1) No bright lights
(2) Don't get them wet
(3) Uhhh - I forget the third one
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2016 07:37 PM (kdS6q)
I'm gonna assume, though, that we're not going to find a Doctor Frankenstein to put them all together.
Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2016 07:37 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Clarney at January 28, 2016 07:38 PM (euE/C)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at January 28, 2016 07:38 PM (/ciMI)
@ryanstruyk
Gilmore has already missed ballot deadlines in: GA, AL, AR, ID, OK, OH, MI, UT, TX, AZ, ME, MO, IL, LA, KY, DC, NV, VT, MS, KS.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2016 07:38 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 07:38 PM (HgMAr)
Lelle.. Huck always SOUNDS good but he's a douche. I'm sure you knew that tho.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 28, 2016 07:38 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:34 PM (uURQL)
Matey, there be only one Lauren!
Posted by: Dread Pirate Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (e3bId)
Damn hipsters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (kpqmD)
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Now I really hate this Gilmore person, Lea. Outlaw drinking in the office??? Wtf?
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: JEM
I'm not a doctor, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once, I'd give it a try.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 28, 2016 07:40 PM (/ciMI)
Gilmore has already missed ballot deadlines in: GA, AL, AR, ID, OK, OH, MI, UT, TX, AZ, ME, MO, IL, LA, KY, DC, NV, VT, MS, KS.
Still 37 states left.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:40 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (e3bId)
Braid it into multiple small pigtails, with beads and/or bells at the ends of the pigtails. Then dye each pigtail a different color.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 28, 2016 07:40 PM (GUBah)
That's where the Hindenberg crashed, right?
Posted by: Jimmy at January 28, 2016 07:40 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (2x3L+)
Right?
That was his sole contribution. Jerk.
Posted by: Lea at January 28, 2016 07:41 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:41 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ross Perot at January 28, 2016 07:41 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Dread Pirate Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (wYnyS)
Do they do the duels to the death Highlander style?
"There can be only one!"
With pillows? In jello?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (uURQL)
Man, that Gilmore fellow sure has big ears.
Posted by: Ross Perot
..................
He should tape them back like Rubio does.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Hassan Rouhani at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (dlIzT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (rwI+c)
Actually, surprised any of you are watchin this at all. I don't even plan on watching the real debate. Evel Knievel bio is coming on History at that hour.
Posted by: Chi at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (fSuK4)
SEND ME MONEY. IT'S URGENT.
Ok dude, don't act like a Nigerian scammer, k?
Posted by: Ross Perot at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (Kqit+)
It's worth remembering that campaign finance laws and their loopholes were written by politicians, some of whom are lawyers, most of whom have lawyers on their staffs, and all of whom are corrupt at their very core.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 28, 2016 07:38 PM (CNHr1)
----
Yeah, he is total dumbass. He pardoned or granted clemency to the guy that shot up the coffee shop owned by a fellow Moron. He's a total compassionate conservative fraud.
Hi you, jewell, glad to hear about your Mom btw.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (2x3L+)
http://tinyurl.com/gv2jqup
and Coulter on The Hill explains the Trump versus Open Border Agenda FOX, encouraging any other network to take the side of the people on immigration control, to take the air out of FOX's posing as "The Conservative Network".
http://tinyurl.com/z932cds
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 28, 2016 07:43 PM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (69JOg)
Yes t'was a beautiful day here today. I love living where I can wear shorts in January.
Posted by: Blano at January 28, 2016 07:43 PM (uiVGU)
Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2016 07:43 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2016 07:43 PM (BngQR)
"Carly, why didn't you go with larger fake tits?"
Posted by: Martha McCallum at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (HgMAr)
Asking the serious questions.
I mean it's not like she doesn't have the money for them. Live a little.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: SMFH at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (NMM6D)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (jR7Wy)
I'm pretty sure I've never signed up for anything related to Ted Cruz. I've noticed I get a ton of fundraising emails from ted@tedcruz.org in my spam folder.
It really comes off as phishy and scammy to me.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Jimmy at January 28, 2016 07:40 PM (qqwYn)
--------------------------
No, that was the Mindenberg.
Posted by: New York Times fact checker at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (YdOYw)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:39 PM (2x3L+)
There's such a thing as carrying principles too far!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:45 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (GUBah)
--
La Tigre
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 28, 2016 07:45 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 07:45 PM (FsuaD)
Totally.
Also, this Clinton slamfest is awesome.
Posted by: Ross Perot at January 28, 2016 07:45 PM (Kqit+)
Put all party candidates on a stage.
Hand them a 9 shot H & R revolver.
Have 1 round loaded.
Play GOPe Roulette.
Last person standing is It.
Repeat for Dems.
Have GOPe, DUMBs, Third Party candidates repeat.
Last person standing is Prezzy.
Sell PPV for all events and use $ for national debt.
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 28, 2016 07:46 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 07:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 07:46 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: CozMark at January 28, 2016 07:46 PM (ES+x/)
May you find thoughts of whipped cream artfully applied replenishing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 28, 2016 07:46 PM (ml1PM)
It really comes off as phishy and scammy to me.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (uURQL)
He bought Rand Pauls distribution list.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:46 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:44 PM (uURQL)
If you're a true patriot, just send me your full name, mother's maiden name, and social security number, and I can fix that!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 07:46 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: iforgot at January 28, 2016 07:47 PM (YdOYw)
Posted by: Ross Perot at January 28, 2016 07:47 PM (Kqit+)
Fuck off, Abortion Boy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 07:47 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Martha McCallum at January 28, 2016 07:29 PM (HgMAr)
Asking the serious questions.
I mean it's not like she doesn't have the money for them. Live a little.
They make archery difficult, or so I've been told.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 07:47 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (0O7c5)
heh. please.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (2x3L+)
Play GOPe Roulette.
Last person standing is It.
Do you reload after each shot, or am I missing something?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (1ijHg)
258 I'm not watching - is Carly doing the demented evil brooding sneer thing yet?
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM (e3bId)
maybe.....i'm not watching....i'm listening to the tv
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (ml1PM)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (rwI+c)
Paul Kantner, a musician best known for his work with Rock and Roll Hall of Fame group Jefferson Airport, has reportedly died.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:35 PM (LUgeY)
This is why a group of 20-30 years olds doesn't make a media company.
Posted by: Splunge at January 28, 2016 07:50 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (uURQL)
I don't know then.
but thats how ted got one of my email addresses.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:50 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:50 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (rwI+c)
they're coming out of EVERYWHERE!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 07:50 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 07:50 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 28, 2016 07:48 PM
............Which she's still mad about!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2016 07:51 PM (btH0m)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:51 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:51 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (rwI+c)
Is that a bug or a feature?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:51 PM (WcCoO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:49 PM (rwI+c)
You're sure that's lasers, right?
Posted by: D. Hrothgar Trump at January 28, 2016 07:52 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (rwI+c)
Is that a bug or a feature?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:51 PM (WcCoO)
Ew. Carly is old.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:52 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:52 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 28, 2016 07:52 PM (jR7Wy)
I'm SICK TO DEATH of Rick Sanctimonious and his weird wife.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 07:52 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:52 PM (rwI+c)
If you're talking vodka shots, then yes to reloading -- and keep them coming. If we're still on Russian roulette, then no, I'll stand.
Russian Roulette, Rule #1: use a revolver, not an automatic.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Joanne at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (WcCoO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 28, 2016 07:54 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 07:54 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Chi at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (fSuK4)
I haven't watched any of them. I'm going out for drinks.
Posted by: Lea at January 28, 2016 07:54 PM (vmMMi)
Megs is gonna go home tonight and play 'Pirate & the Serving Wench' with her hubby.
But tonight he gets to be the Pirate.
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 28, 2016 07:54 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: petunia at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (6FqZa)
What a piece of shit he is. One term Senator from Pennsylvania who voted in favor of giving China permanent most favored trade status. Even brain-addled Arlen Specter knew that was insane.
But he sucks the dollars from the fundies who appear to not care about how he plays them every four years.
Posted by: ugg boots at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:52 PM (AkOaV)
I guess in your world I am as well.
Enjoy life, while it lasts. You'll be called a douchebag geezer before you know it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (Kqit+)
@TheDemocrats
Even as his state literally sinks, Rubio won't acknowledge that climate change is real: http://bit.ly/1NCY8SM
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (1ijHg)
Trolling for a job. Nothing like workin' for big gubment.
Posted by: Joanne at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: OregonMuse
A lot of conservative media-types were harping on Trump a while back, wanting to know when he went from pro-choice to pro-life. They were oddly silent about Carly's history.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (Pwh6H)
Yes, the moderate muz are the ones that don't cut your head off until after you've paid their consulting jizya!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (zt+N6)
Growing old may be bad, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: wth
Washington Airplane opened for The Presidents of the United States of America in 1789.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Oldbuffalo at January 28, 2016 07:57 PM (/pOl7)
Posted by: Joanne at January 28, 2016 07:53 PM (hgBpU)
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Yes, they probably had to scramble all day to rewrite their questions and to make themselves not sound like GOPe amnesty shills. Or maybe they didn't and will reveal how stupid and tone deaf they are and vindicate Trump twice in one week.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 07:57 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 28, 2016 07:57 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 07:57 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:57 PM (Kqit+)
Even as his state literally sinks
'Literally'
They fuckin' love grammar just like they love science.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 07:57 PM (oVJmc)
>> like 52% of the electorate
Ya' know, I'd like to know exactly what it is that bats eat that makes their sh*t the gold standard for crazy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 28, 2016 07:57 PM (ml1PM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 07:58 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 28, 2016 07:42 PM (GUBah)
--
La Tigre
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 28, 2016 07:45 PM (jR7Wy)
Just wait until she unleashes Magnum.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 07:58 PM (kpqmD)
I don't know which is harder to find: moderate Muslims, or non-augmented breasts in Orange County, CA.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 07:58 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 28, 2016 07:58 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Lea at January 28, 2016 07:54 PM (vmMMi)
I intend to stay safe, so I'm staying in for drinks and not watching!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 07:58 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 07:38 PM (HgMAr)
Holy shit, tripping at 30,000 feet? Sounds like quite an experience.
Posted by: Blano at January 28, 2016 07:59 PM (uiVGU)
Posted by: Joanne at January 28, 2016 07:59 PM (hgBpU)
Enjoy life, while it lasts. You'll be called a douchebag geezer before you know it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (FsuaD)
Oh, I'm sure.
And no offense intended for the 'ettes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:59 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:59 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 07:59 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 07:59 PM (0O7c5)
I got to admit I caught Cruz fever. I didn't give him a chance because he's bucked the party so much but I don't care anymore. I'd rather go down in flames backing someone I agree with then trying to play the system.
Posted by: cheesehead at January 28, 2016 08:00 PM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:57 PM (Kqit+)
like what? women old enough to be my mom, ketchup on hot dogs, and breast feeding?
Eh... I'll take it
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 08:00 PM (AkOaV)
YES.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:59 PM (Kqit+)
---
After ST:TOS, DS9 was my favorite flavor of Trek.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 28, 2016 08:01 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Blano
I was seeing gremlins on the wing, man.
Posted by: William Shatner at January 28, 2016 08:01 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2016 08:01 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 08:01 PM (wYnyS)
Growing old may be bad, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (iIzG7)
Eternal youth?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 08:01 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 08:02 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 08:00 PM (AkOaV)
Well, two out of three ain't bad!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 08:02 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 07:59 PM (AkOaV)
S'okay, no offense taken, jerkoff.
Posted by: Joanne at January 28, 2016 08:02 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 07:56 PM (iIzG7)
Eternal youth?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016
Take a picture, it'll last longer!
Posted by: Dorien Grey at January 28, 2016 08:02 PM (Pwh6H)
As if! I was thinking of dying young as the alternative to growing old.
But if someone here has discovered the fountain of youth, I'll join you at the bar to throw back a few shots.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 28, 2016 08:03 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 08:03 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 08:03 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 08:03 PM (FkBIv)
from what I read on Fiorina's wiki page, she didn't have kids of her own, and then watched her stepdaughter waste her own life with drugs. Women like that don't have a lot of patience for other, fertile, reasonably-intelligent women who get pregnant from a consensual act and then think, oh what an inconvenience this is.
[Yeah, I dated a woman like that once. Her issue was ovarian cysts. She would have liked to have been pregnant but basically couldn't.]
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2016 08:03 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 08:03 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 08:03 PM (AkOaV)
Going to his event later.
Talking about how when he was in the Senate he was "tough" but not "mean" and still able to work with the other side to get things done.
We've established what you are, Rick. Now you just need to haggle about the price.
Posted by: zombie Churchill at January 28, 2016 08:04 PM (H9MG5)
Predictions for tonight's debate: The moderators try their very hardest to make Rubio look good.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 07:55 PM (Kqit+)
...........................
He always looks good, what with those shiny boots and hair, and taped back ears.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 08:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 08:04 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 08:04 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 08:05 PM (AkOaV)
Running away to gym. Look forward to reading comments when I return! Ye who will watch do yeomen's work, thanks.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2016 08:05 PM (LiMbk)
shit, carly could be my grandmother.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 08:03 PM (AkOaV)
If she was a cheap hooker. Just kidding!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 08:05 PM (FsuaD)
This thing about FNC Vice President and Washington Bureau Chief Bill
Sammon's daughter being Rubio's national Press Sec. is rather something,
no? And FNC has never disclosed this? Fair and, um...what was it
again?
One thing about this crazy election season: there's been a welcome outbreak of mask- slipping, all over the place.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 28, 2016 07:07 PM (HMt16)
Meh
Posted by: redbanzai at January 28, 2016 08:05 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 08:05 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 08:05 PM (FsuaD)
well, yeah -- I'm saying physically possible.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 08:06 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at January 28, 2016 08:06 PM (rqQ57)
Major Daylight Fireball Over Southeastern US - January, 24th 2016
https://tinyurl.com/jkxbq54
Apparently a number of people in southern GA and northern FL saw it. This is the first I've heard about it.
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2016 08:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 08:06 PM (voOPb)
I'm sure the "let's get you and him to fight" shit will be used heavily. As I recall, Kelly did that a lot at the first debate. Can't wait for the Google Gang/Sander's Shits and their questions.
Posted by: Joanne at January 28, 2016 08:06 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 08:04 PM (Z/8dZ)
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OMG you're right!
That means there's a Mirror Universe Carly out there, vamping her way through the quadrant.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 28, 2016 08:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 28, 2016 08:07 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 08:07 PM (e3bId)
I couldn't get interested in it. Too political plus they never went anywhere.
I liked all the "boldly going" stuff. Too much Kardashian stuff for me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 08:07 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at January 28, 2016 08:08 PM (t4GNF)
Why am I watching this crap?
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 08:08 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 08:08 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2016 08:06 PM (sdi6R)
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If it's midday fireball in Florida, it's just Cochran knocking back a few a tad early.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 28, 2016 08:08 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 08:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 28, 2016 08:09 PM (q9Mkv)
I've owned and trained horses my whole life. There's a place we're staying, with incredible horses and beach riding, and my damaged right knee will have trouble mounting the horse.
Ugh. Will have to hit the fitness center to work on knee and legs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 08:09 PM (FsuaD)
I couldn't get interested in it. Too political plus they never went anywhere.
I liked all the "boldly going" stuff. Too much Kardashian stuff for me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 08:07 PM (LUgeY)
It got good once the Dominion and Jem'Hadar were introduced. Because then you got the Defiant.
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 08:09 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 08:04 PM (HgMAr)
Never noticed his ears until somebody here mentioned them - now whenever I see him that's all I look at!! Aiiieeeeeeeeee ....
Posted by: Joanne at January 28, 2016 08:09 PM (hgBpU)
"Carly, why didn't you go with larger fake tits?"
Posted by: Martha McCallum
If you go in with the implants thru the armpits, you can go up a size without under-boob scars.
Just saying.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2016 08:09 PM (kdS6q)
Oh, it's all very incestuous. Telemundo's Jorge Ramos' daughter works on Hillary's campaign, and Telemundo is co-hosting the next GOP debate.
IIRC, PP's Cecil Richards' daughter works on the Hillary campaign.
Bet there are lots more connections. For example, Chuck Todd's wife is a Dem media consultant.
Posted by: Lizzy Letilla at January 28, 2016 08:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 08:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 08:11 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 08:11 PM (2x3L+)
Yes the senior FNC management family link to the Rubio campaign, is local news, everyone "they" know has been well aware of it.
It's also good that the KSA Prince Alltheweed that owns a roughly 20% stake in Fox is completely apolitical!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 08:11 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (dFi94)
How can you be uniformed when you hang around the horde?
Posted by: redbanzai at January 28, 2016 08:11 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at January 28, 2016 08:12 PM (rqQ57)
But awesomely political.
They took a look at the Prime Directive and said "fuck that noise, I'm blowing up a ship full of Romulan dignitaries."
And Garak=best character ever.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 08:14 PM (Kqit+)
In praise of older women: They don't yell, they don't tel and they're grateful as hell! :^)
Posted by: random lurker at January 28, 2016 08:14 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 08:14 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 08:11 PM (voOPb)
I was thinking more like a cesspool, but imagery is so unique.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 08:14 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2016 08:03 PM (AkOaV)
Wow. It's almost past your bedtime.
Posted by: Joanne at January 28, 2016 08:16 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 28, 2016 08:17 PM (yq2eR)
"...my schlong AND my polls are BOTH YUUGE!"
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That's not what Melania told me at the picnic.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 08:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 08:22 PM (0O7c5)
"...my schlong AND my polls are BOTH YUUGE!"
....................
That's not what Melania told me at the picnic.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 08:17 PM (HgMAr)
small hands.......short fingers......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 08:23 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 08:23 PM (0O7c5)
H-ha-ha ... Dennis Miller. Tiny hands.
Posted by: Joanne at January 28, 2016 08:25 PM (hgBpU)
Yes the senior FNC management family link to the Rubio campaign, is local news, everyone "they" know has been well aware of it.
It's also good that the KSA Prince Alltheweed that owns a roughly 20% stake in Fox is completely apolitical!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 08:11 PM (wYnyS)
I don't expect anything but rank partisanship from any network... it's like expecting a scorpion not to sting. I get my news from Drudge and here because of that but I can't get terribly outraged by hacks hacking.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 28, 2016 08:26 PM (NPofj)
And the daughters can be the slut kids... or the slutters.
If trump wins the America is officially The Bozo nation
If HRC wins America is officially corrupt
If Sanders win America is officially nuts.
Posted by: danny at January 28, 2016 08:37 PM (ipWk5)
Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal said Wednesday that his company will shed most of its stake in Rupert Murdoch's News Corp., taking its 6.6% ownership down to 1%.
But while Alwaleed's Kingdom Holding Company will reduce its stake in News Corp. (NWSA), it will maintain its 6.6% holding of Murdoch's entertainment company, 21st Century Fox (FOXA).
http://money.cnn.com/2015/02/04/media/prince-alwaleed-news-corp/
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at January 28, 2016 08:39 PM (t5zYU)
"Son of a meat cutter? There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere."
You didn't notice all the discussion of Michelangelo's David's uncut meat?
Posted by: Dr Weevil at January 28, 2016 08:49 PM (B81dz)
Krauthammer now painfully conceding that Trump beat Fox.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 08:14 PM (2x3L+)
For real? That'd be funny to see.
Posted by: rebel flounder at January 28, 2016 08:51 PM (3dOE/)
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Posted by: Just The Tip at January 28, 2016 08:58 PM (CdK4O)
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