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Rome Covers Up Nude Statues For Visit of Iranian Mullah

Interesting piece by Mollie Hemingway on the custom of "when in Rome, live as the Romans live; when elsewhere, live as the natives do."

Except, when it comes to Islam, people defer to Islamic custom when in Islamic countries, and then defer to Islamic taboos when in their own countries, as well.

This may be seen as "respect" for the Iranians' prudery and barbarism, but it's not, it's capitulation. Respect is really a two way street, and I mean that in the sense that if it's not reciprocated, it's not respect -- it's simply fear of one party for the other.

In addition, you can't really respect someone else unless you have respect for yourself.

Again, if you don't have respect for yourself, the deference you show to others isn't "respect;" it's just fear.

The French may be arrogant and jingoist, but, on the other hand, they're also arrogant and jingoist -- Hollande refused to take wine off the menu at a scheduled lunch, just because Iran's Mullah began throwing his menace around.

Posted by: Ace at 05:34 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Mallflower at January 28, 2016 05:36 PM (qSIlh)

2 Hollande seems to be a lot tougher than he looks. Maybe that is why he has had such beautiful women warming his bones.

Posted by: museisluse at January 28, 2016 05:36 PM (5erTj)

3 Just be sure to leave those sexy, sexy goat statues uncovered, m'kay.

Posted by: the Iranians at January 28, 2016 05:37 PM (H9MG5)

4 the statues were covered because they were afraid the mullah would start humping them

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 05:38 PM (0O7c5)

5 yaaay

it is very important, as John Kerry could explain to you if you would just listen, to be able to say "we have a deal", even if the deal is, the other guy gets to sleep with your wife and you get a picture of his shoes.

Posted by: Mallflower at January 28, 2016 05:38 PM (qSIlh)

6
How many troops does the Pope have?

Posted by: Full Metal Vatican at January 28, 2016 05:39 PM (q4hvt)

7 As I see it, the mullah had two choices: accept Rome as it is or not go.

Then again, I'm all full of white privilege and stuff.

Posted by: douger at January 28, 2016 05:39 PM (eM6QK)

8 France HAS a nuclear missile program.
Italy - not so much.

Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2016 05:40 PM (DL2i+)

9 T10?

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 05:40 PM (e3bId)

10 That's just plain old weakness. Muz thrive on it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 05:40 PM (LUgeY)

11 Unleash the Maplethorpes!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

12 The French get very insulted when folks have an issue with their wine - and good for them, I say.

Posted by: IC at January 28, 2016 05:41 PM (a0IVu)

13 the statues were covered because they were afraid the mullah would start humping them

How many statues of goats do they have in Rome?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2016 05:41 PM (2lndx)

14 Note they don't cover them up for the Pope.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

15 Wouldn't want the Iranians to go all refugee and start raping the statues.

Posted by: brak at January 28, 2016 05:41 PM (xwPSp)

16 Fuck Italy and fuck Islam.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at January 28, 2016 05:41 PM (9krrF)

17 So when President Hillary visits Iran, the women will be forced to remove their hijabs.

Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2016 05:41 PM (q177U)

18 Se what I did there? I shortened "Top 10" to "T10". I'm thinking this will become a thing.

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 05:42 PM (e3bId)

19 I'm sure the mullahs were well aware that there are nude statues around Rome when they accepted the invitation.

Hell, they probably accepted just so that they could view 'em.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 28, 2016 05:42 PM (O4NI/)

20 This is okay with me as long as the Iranians put up nude statutes when Bill Clinton visits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 05:42 PM (8ZskC)

21 Italians are just the squatters left in what used to be Rome.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2016 05:42 PM (qUNWi)

22 The Papal Swiss Guard has approximately 100 or so soldiers. Armed with swords, halberds, and modern Swiss weapons.

Nikita Khrushchev being scandalized by Shirley McClaine in Can-Can can not be reached for comment. But he's probably banging a shoe somewhere in the dim darkness known as Death.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 05:42 PM (hmbKk)

23 Hmmm. Ancient Romans were known for acceptance of man-boy sex, and there is the art to prove it, particularly in Pompeii.

I'll bet the goat-f*cker would have enjoyed that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (FsuaD)

24 I also apparently shortened "see".

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (e3bId)

25 France's commitment to French culture and language might make them a weird island of sanity in Europe.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (39g3+)

26 Everything we've seen so far, and I'm still wondering what's it's gonna take to make us finally tell these Muslim barbarians to fuck off.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (YFFpo)

27 How many statues of goats do they have in Rome?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2016 05:41 PM (2lndx)

********************
They're called 'satyrs'

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (O4NI/)

28
This sort of thing never ends well.....

Posted by: Zombie Daniele da Volterra, Il Braghettone (The Breeches Maker) at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (o98Jz)

29 Well, the Italians must have spent some time nutting over these issues and just decided they wanted the economic benefits more than their self-respect and history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (iHjB5)

30 When in Rome... oh... never mind.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (6n332)

31 Riskily going OT on an Ace thread: Mark Meadows has made a public announcement that he is endorsing ... Ted Cruz.

Now, back to our normally scheduled programming.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (RrDm2)

32 Soooo, how's that whole "multicultural" thingy working out?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 05:43 PM (LUgeY)

33 Say what you will about the Italians, but they managed to defeat the Ethiopians in about six weeks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 05:44 PM (8ZskC)

34 Howdy all. Red dawn on AMC. wolverines!

Posted by: Beth M at January 28, 2016 05:44 PM (kiy9d)

35 For the life of me I cannot comprehend the mindset that says nations need to bend, change, and adapt to immigrants. When in the history of humanity has this even been remotely considered reasonable or even considered at all?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 05:44 PM (39g3+)

36 >.17 So when President Hillary visits Iran, the women will be forced to remove their hijabs.

Posted by: Max Power

<<



Goodie goodie!!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 28, 2016 05:44 PM (OZmbA)

37 It's all about getting those sweet Iranian investments going.

Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2016 05:44 PM (q177U)

38 Yeah, these wacky mullah guys and their fatwas, - it's like a little fortune cookie of hate every time they divine a new ruling.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2016 05:44 PM (UzPAd)

39 These fucking Iranians need killing. We can do it now or we can do it later.

It's not looking good.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 28, 2016 05:44 PM (xuouz)

40 From a culture that literally has camel beauty contests.

Google (or Bing) it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 05:45 PM (FsuaD)

41
In other words, the Italians will surrender to any and everyone.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2016 05:45 PM (493sH)

42 They're called 'satyrs'


And I'm pretty sure they're pitchers, not catchers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 05:45 PM (LUgeY)

43 >>the statues were covered because they were afraid the mullah would start humping them

All the more reason to leave them. And make sure all the press photogs know about them...

Posted by: HR's stupid tablet at January 28, 2016 05:45 PM (d1RNN)

44 Mark Meadows

NC Congressman, since I had to look it up.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

45 What's Italian for "and the camel you rode in on"

Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2016 05:46 PM (8ikIW)

46 We'll unwrap them as we do altar boys. Yum!

Posted by: Pedophile Priests at January 28, 2016 05:46 PM (vdDNV)

47 It's because the nude statues are of age.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 28, 2016 05:46 PM (FuBZa)

48 It's "strictly business" for the Italians, hasn't any of you seen The Godfather?

Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2016 05:46 PM (q177U)

49 They're called 'satyrs'


****


Satyr day, satyr day
Satyr day, satyr day
Satyr day night's all right

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2016 05:47 PM (NeFrd)

50 Someone here linked a vid of a muzzie loon fondling a mannequin in a marketplace.

They really can't control themselves.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 05:47 PM (FsuaD)

51 What disturbs me about Italy is that those lands originally belonged to Neanderthals, or indiginals as I like to call them, but they were wiped out to due to cultural aggression and superior stick sharpening by the Italians.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2016 05:48 PM (kqD9B)

52 Bomb the s**t out of them! Now... my polls are amazing. You sa them, I know? everybody has, although the cameras never show my polls. But they're even more amazing than I thought... and that's amazing too.

Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at January 28, 2016 05:48 PM (rqQ57)

53 What I'm saying, is the capitulation is even more craven, because it's based more on greed than fear.

Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2016 05:48 PM (q177U)

54 For the life of me I cannot comprehend the mindset that says nations need to bend, change, and adapt to immigrants. When in the history of humanity has this even been remotely considered reasonable or even considered at all?


Wait. I thought that all cultures were all equal and equally good. That's what our betters have been cramming down our throats and other bodily orifices for a generation or two.

WTF?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 05:48 PM (LUgeY)

55 Hopefully they won't take the Iranian President on a tour of the Sistine Chapel, covering up all those nudes in the frescoes would really defeat the purpose of viewing Michelangelo's work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 05:48 PM (hmbKk)

56 When in the history of humanity has this even been remotely considered reasonable or even considered at all?


When they're people emotionally on hair triggers with bombs and guns and they have a less than minuscule
part of the population. you probbably do it for your own protection, if you're a weenie and a fan of the beauty of multiculturalism

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2016 05:48 PM (w4NZ8)

57 16 Fuck Italy and fuck Islam.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at January 28, 2016 05:41 PM (9krrF)


I would expand that to all of the Euroshit Union, but that's just me.

Yes, including the Scandis.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 28, 2016 05:48 PM (WWdgA)

58
Say what you will about the Italians, but they managed to defeat the Ethiopians in about six weeks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 05:44 PM (8ZskC)







In the '30s sure. But back in the 1890s the Ethiopians kicked major Italian ass when the pasta-eaters tried to do the colonialism thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Italo-Ethiopian_War

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2016 05:49 PM (o98Jz)

59 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 05:48 PM (hmbKk)

Big blue tarps help up by electrical tape.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2016 05:49 PM (w4NZ8)

60 From a culture that literally has camel beauty contests.

This is not a cruel racist joke. It really happens.

The inevitable priest-bashing drive by troll occurred, of course.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 05:49 PM (39g3+)

61 43
And the Venus de milo could not defend herself because she is not "armed."

Thanks folks. Remember to tip your waitress and try the veal!

(and yes, I know the statue is in the Louvre. I just could not pass on the joke.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 05:49 PM (iHjB5)

62 They're called 'satyrs'

And most of them have holes that water comes out of. I can see the headlines now:

"Muslim heroes plug leaks, save Rome from flooding"

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2016 05:50 PM (2lndx)

63 From Lake Trasimene to Cannae, ancient Rome lost battles where more than 15,000, then 30,000, then 60,000 soldiers died within two years rather than give into people they considered barbarians.

Its modern descendants should be ashamed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 05:50 PM (8ZskC)

64 The girls are your virgins, Mo, and that guy over there, David, with his schlong out? He's for stoning practice.

I'm surprised they don't round up all the gheys and bus them over to Florence or somewhere, for the duration.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 28, 2016 05:50 PM (U6f54)

65 Convert.
Submit.
Die.

That's all the choices you get under Islam.

Looks like Rome chose to submit.

Dhimmis.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at January 28, 2016 05:50 PM (QPs9s)

66 It's called Appeasement. Did not work in the 30s and will not work today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 05:50 PM (DUoqb)

67 Mullah, what is best in life?

To humiliate your enemies, see statues covered before you and to hear the lamentations of their sommelier.

Posted by: Starcloud of the Ewoks at January 28, 2016 05:50 PM (gy/yC)

68 The muzz men can't control their urge to rape, and don't have a problem with sex with little boys, or animals.

Let's welcome more of them into westernized countries.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 05:50 PM (FsuaD)

69 Are they covering them in full on burkas, with the bag over the head and everything?

Posted by: Chi at January 28, 2016 05:51 PM (fSuK4)

70 Bending over for Iranians...

... these are some interesting Italians I'd like to have dinner with!

Posted by: SCOAMF at January 28, 2016 05:51 PM (H9MG5)

71 There are folks in the EU who are standing strong against the invaders-Poland and Hungary , for instance

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2016 05:51 PM (w4NZ8)

72 We tend to think of the French as a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys, and rightfully so, but every now and then you catch a glimpse that there's just some things about them you don't want to f* with.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 05:51 PM (WcCoO)

73 Kerry would take credit for dis-arming Venus.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2016 05:51 PM (McRlu)

74 "We should be more tolerant of Muslims!"

"Oh really? When was the last time a Jew was allowed into Mecca?"

*crickets*

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 28, 2016 05:51 PM (K27gs)

75 Yes, including the Scandis.

Especially the filthy icebacks.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 05:51 PM (39g3+)

76 Something seems to have happened to Hollande since the Paris attacks. He might be taking it personally since one of the attackers tried to attack the stadium he was sitting in.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 28, 2016 05:52 PM (ppaKI)

77
Hopefully they won't take the Iranian President on a tour of the Sistine Chapel, covering up all those nudes in the frescoes would really defeat the purpose of viewing Michelangelo's work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 05:48 PM (hmbKk)








Word.

Posted by: Zombie Daniele da Volterra, Il Braghettone (The Breeches Maker) at January 28, 2016 05:52 PM (o98Jz)

78 Chesterton's "The Flying Inn" was about this precisly.

The "elete" of a western country in that case England imposing the prejudices of islamic culture on the peasants. And how a few stood up against it using the weapons they had, namely rum, large cheese wheels, and comedy.

A very prescient book.

Posted by: bananaDream at January 28, 2016 05:52 PM (Ag8Mw)

79 Will the muzzies go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 28, 2016 05:53 PM (ufFCO)

80 So the Italians aren't standing up for their constitutional right to bare arms?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2016 05:53 PM (NeFrd)

81 Italy has decided to feed the crocodile. Dhimmi Italiano

Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at January 28, 2016 05:53 PM (g1MTt)

82 I'd love to see the Pope announce a visit to Mecca.

Hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 05:53 PM (LUgeY)

83 When do we get to visit the Leaning Tower of Pizza so we can throw some of the gays off the top?

Posted by: Iranians visiting Italy at January 28, 2016 05:53 PM (H9MG5)

84 Years ago , I'm talking 2005 or so , I heard Ralph Peters say we were gonna' be in the wierd position of restraining the French Foreign Legion . Those guys are animals , he said .
Unfortunately for us , Ralph Peters and Tom Kratman are prescient

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2016 05:54 PM (mP1RE)

85 I think its legal for women to go topless in Italy; they should have all whipped their tops off when the Iranian went by.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 05:54 PM (39g3+)

86 82
I'd love to see the Pope announce a visit to Mecca.



Hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 05:53 PM (LUgeY)

lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 05:54 PM (0O7c5)

87 The only place they should take the Iranian president is to jail or the executioner.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2016 05:54 PM (4WhSY)

88 55
Strictly speaking, the Sistine Chapel is in another country from Rome. I do not know, but I kind of doubt they are going to visit.

Still, there are something like 938 churches inside Rome city limits- if they are going to try to keep from offending the fuck nut, they are going to have to take a pretty torturous route.

The sad part is, I can think of a couple of churches there that have more beautiful artwork inspired by Christianity, than have ever been produced by Islam- even if you leave out St. Peter's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 05:54 PM (iHjB5)

89 The Pope just met with Leonardo Dicaprio on climate change.

I think this pope may be a tool.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2016 05:54 PM (kqD9B)

90 I think its legal for women to go topless in Italy; they should have all whipped their tops off when the Iranian went by.


The danger of seismic instability would have been too great.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 05:55 PM (8ZskC)

91 I work in a lab with both an Italian postdoc and an Iranian postdoc. The conversation they had about this today was amusing to say the least.

Posted by: Hal at January 28, 2016 05:55 PM (O7cgj)

92 Wouldn't want to get them all rapey not would you?

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 05:55 PM (hk3Fb)

93 Shut up, muldoon. You're especially crapulent today.

(yes, that's an actual word. You can look it up)

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (WcCoO)

94 Leftist hag Susan Sarandon is attacking Hillary Clinton as having no accomplishments in her entire life, but praises Sanders.

I know she's a fluff-brained Hollywood slut but he's not exactly covered in laurels either. Neither does particularly well by that standard.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)

95 The Pope just met with Leonardo Dicaprio on climate change.



Is that just two mooks jawing about something that they know nothing about, or was one of them supposed to be an expert?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (8ZskC)

96 66 It's called Appeasement. Did not work in the 30s and will not work today.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 05:50 PM (DUoqb)



Funny how that, completely disregarded by the Left thing called Human Behavior, always seems to get in the way and screw up those touchy feels.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (WWdgA)

97 84
Years ago , I'm talking 2005 or so , I heard Ralph Peters say we were
gonna' be in the wierd position of restraining the French Foreign Legion
. Those guys are animals , he said .
Unfortunately for us , Ralph Peters and Tom Kratman are prescient


Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2016 05:54 PM (mP1RE)


Did you hear that Ralph Peters and actress Stacy Dash were suspended by Fox for two weeks for speaking disrespectfully about the JEF? I have no idea what either of them said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (FsuaD)

98 Posted by: Hal

What did they say?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (kqD9B)

99 I work in a lab with both an Italian postdoc and an Iranian postdoc. The conversation they had about this today was amusing to say the least.

****

Oh don't leave us hanging. Expand a little on that comment.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (NeFrd)

100 65 Convert.
Submit.
Die.

That's all the choices you get under Islam.

Looks like Rome chose to submit.

Dhimmis.
Posted by: TehAdmiral at January 28, 2016 05:50 PM (QPs9s)

To be fair, there is also "slaughter them at the gates of Vienna."

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2016 05:57 PM (+YMhA)

101 Avenge me! AVENGE ME!

Posted by: The West at January 28, 2016 05:57 PM (VdICR)

102 Out - When in Rome do what the Romans do
In - When in Rome rape and pillage away

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 05:57 PM (hk3Fb)

103 Well take the Iranian delegation on a tour of the Flavian Amphitheater. Right down into the basements. And then flood it like an old time Roman naval battle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 05:57 PM (hmbKk)

104 Yeah Jane , Peters called Obama a pussy . Can't remember what Stacey said .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2016 05:58 PM (mP1RE)

105 The Pope just met with Leonardo Dicaprio on climate change.

I think this pope may be a tool.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2016 05:54 PM (kqD9B)

Meanwhile, Protestantism retains its relevance. And say what you want about the Borgia Pope: he knew survival came from strength, not weakness.

Posted by: troyriser at January 28, 2016 05:58 PM (Hz/9Y)

106 So, how many countries is this islamic prick visiting? Rome then Paris...hope he's not headed here.

Didnt the WH set up screens so some thug didnt see protesters cross the street recently? It's amazing how these mass murderers have such dainty sensibilities.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 05:59 PM (iQIUe)

107 The French may be arrogant and jingoist...


*****

Jingoist? You mean like that albino feller in 'Deliverance'?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2016 05:59 PM (NeFrd)

108 That mullet can go muck himself, and the buraq he rode in on. He needs to stay the hell out of civilized countries. Savage ain't worthy to wash the feet of any stonecarver who ever lived, in Italy or any other country. Or any other planet either. Bastages.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2016 05:59 PM (zLDYs)

109 Good for France. Tell them to shove it.

Posted by: Lea at January 28, 2016 05:59 PM (vmMMi)

110 104
Yeah Jane , Peters called Obama a pussy .



Lol. Good for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:00 PM (FsuaD)

111 Iranian Top 40 playlist - Achey Breaky Camel by Mullah Mullet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 06:00 PM (hmbKk)

112 " Throwing his menace around " MB that should be the comeback to the " micro aggression " Nice turn of phrase there ,Ace .

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at January 28, 2016 06:00 PM (uvj0z)

113 Did you hear that Ralph Peters and actress Stacy Dash were suspended by Fox for two weeks for speaking disrespectfully about the JEF? I have no idea what either of them said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (FsuaD)



Peters called the little twink a pussy, on the air.

LOLOLOLOL!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 28, 2016 06:00 PM (WWdgA)

114 98 Posted by: Hal

What did they say?
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (kqD9B)


Well, my Italian colleague threw the word "asshole" around a lot.

The Iranian fellow informed us that Rouhani really wouldn't care one way or the other, but he has to look good for the hardliners back home, you see.

(For whatever any of that is worth.)

Posted by: Hal at January 28, 2016 06:00 PM (O7cgj)

115 I just want to say here that PC Doctor and Dell Update Tray can go straight to hell

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:00 PM (39g3+)

116 106 - Hitler cosed all the curtains on his train so as not to see the effects of bombing Berlin

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 06:01 PM (hk3Fb)

117 So having the word "Nude" in this headline has made for some interesting ads. I got one at the top of the page for "World's No. One Breast Creme. Leare (sic) More."

Posted by: Josephistan at January 28, 2016 06:01 PM (7qAYi)

118 The idea that they'd be covering up some of the highest achievements of Western Civilization for the benefit of this murderous throwback from the 9th century literally makes me red in the face.

What's next? Do we have to put jeans on the statue of David? Does the Pieta need to be "sanitized" by putting Jesus in an islamic skull cap and the Blessed Mother in a burka? Maybe we can do what the article said, and just lower a big black box over St. Peter's.

Posted by: LawLurker at January 28, 2016 06:01 PM (zKwtX)

119 The Iranian fellow informed us that Rouhani really wouldn't care one way or the other, but he has to look good for the hardliners back home, you see.

Yeah, because the hardliners aren't in charge picking who gets to be president or anything. They're just loud and obnoxious, not in charge.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:01 PM (39g3+)

120 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (FsuaD)

Yes he called Obama a pussy. Talk about LOL

Posted by: ryukyu at January 28, 2016 06:01 PM (FuBZa)

121 When the mullahs come to DC we all show up with slingshots and bacon.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 06:01 PM (iQIUe)

122 Lt. Col. Ralph Peters is my hero. Love, love, love him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:01 PM (FsuaD)

123 Peters and Kratman , both retired Lt. Col's , both former enlisted . I'm not surprised neither reached flag rank .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2016 06:02 PM (mP1RE)

124 Dont all these Muslim loons brag about taking Rome? At what point did the pope cease to defend Christianity? Who's the last pope that would have called for a crusade instead of rolling in this shit? They will reap what they're sowing.

Posted by: Machine gun joe at January 28, 2016 06:02 PM (1gP4x)

125 How many statues of goats do they have in Rome?

They're called 'satyrs'.

Yes, of course. I knew that. How many satyrs of goats do they have in Rome, then?

Posted by: fly at January 28, 2016 06:02 PM (uNhUn)

126
Leftist hag Susan Sarandon is attacking Hillary Clinton as having no accomplishments in her entire life, but praises Sanders.

I know she's a fluff-brained Hollywood slut but he's not exactly covered in laurels either. Neither does particularly well by that standard.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)







Funny thing. The rumor was that she broke up with Tim Robbins because politically he started drifting slightly right, from say full-on Maoist bloodsucker like she is, to something more reasonable and right-wing.......like Stalinist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2016 06:02 PM (o98Jz)

127 Does anyone know which team Presdent Obama wants to win the Supperbowl???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 28, 2016 06:03 PM (IEfAh)

128 114
"Well, my Italian colleague threw the word "asshole" around a lot."


Yes, that is the type of verbal nuance my ancestors are known for. There also had to have been a lot of arm waving.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 06:03 PM (iHjB5)

129 Yeah, I own 'Nude Nudes' out by the airport.

Posted by: Defending Your Life at January 28, 2016 06:03 PM (vdDNV)

130 Why take the mullah to the museum? Then he would not have to seen naked people.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 06:03 PM (iQIUe)

131 I'll just leave this here

http://www.ufunk.net/photos/empty-porn-sets/

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 06:04 PM (hmbKk)

132 And about the eyeties , say what you will about his other stuff , but Berlusconi would not have spit the bit on this wine thing . I'd like to think he plunk a couple of Jeroboams down right in front of the mutts .

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at January 28, 2016 06:05 PM (uvj0z)

133 I am surprised Dope Frankie didn't convert on the spot.....

Fuck Islam.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 28, 2016 06:05 PM (AM3fZ)

134 What is this? Some strunz coverin' up statues? My pa never had to put up with this kind of crap...

Posted by: Tony Soprano at January 28, 2016 06:05 PM (39g3+)

135 That's it, I'm boycotting Olive Garden!

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 28, 2016 06:05 PM (ufFCO)

136 There used to be a certain pride in doing the opposite of what you were told, just to buck the trends of political correctness. Now going against the grain just gets you in trouble in a major way.

If you wrote a book about this phenomenon you could call it "Bonin' the Contrarian".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2016 06:05 PM (NeFrd)

137 Leftist hag Susan Sarandon is attacking Hillary Clinton as having no accomplishments in her entire life,

Well, she married the right guy. I'll give her that.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 06:06 PM (WcCoO)

138 They need to show that iranian corksoaker the video of the Italian contractor who said 'This is how an Italian dies!' before the cowards murdered him in cold blood.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2016 06:06 PM (zLDYs)

139 For all their feigned holiness remember OBL had shelves of porn videos and stacks of stroke magazines:

Desert Badonkadonks
Hot Camel Action!
Oasis Orgies I, II, & III
Juggs

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 06:06 PM (iQIUe)

140 Who knew John Ashcroft was a Muslim?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 06:06 PM (FkBIv)

141 131
I'll just leave this here

http://www.ufunk.net/photos/empty-porn-sets/


Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 06:04 PM (hmbKk)


That first pic looks like the NY governor's mansion after Sandra Lee used her Christmas decorating skilz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:06 PM (FsuaD)

142 Dear Eye- Rainian Preznit, Many is the time I have covered my fearsome hammer with seven or nine donuts, depending on if we have Krispy Kreme or DD on the table. I got a lot of Eye-A-Toola looks, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 28, 2016 06:07 PM (msVAP)

143 Desert Badonkadonks

Hot Camel Action!

Oasis Orgies I, II, III

Juggs

Back Door Burqas
Any Goat in a Storm

Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2016 06:07 PM (8ikIW)

144 Does anyone know which team Presdent Obama wants to win the Supperbowl???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien


*****


I'll give you a hint, Mar. (Can I call you Mar?)

If President Obama had a son he would not look at all like Peyton Manning.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2016 06:08 PM (NeFrd)

145 They need to show that iranian corksoaker the video of the Italian contractor

That sumamabench, that fargin' icehole.

Posted by: Roman Troy Moronie at January 28, 2016 06:08 PM (39g3+)

146 144
I'll give you a hint, Mar. (Can I call you Mar?)

If President Obama had a son he would not look at all like Peyton Manning.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2016 06:08 PM (NeFrd)

I did not know the Broncos were favored to win now. Will wonders never cease.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 06:09 PM (iHjB5)

147
Who's the last pope that would have called for a crusade instead of rolling in this shit? They will reap what they're sowing.

Posted by: Machine gun joe at January 28, 2016 06:02 PM (1gP4x)







Probably Julius II. Dude didn't take shit off of anyone.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2016 06:09 PM (o98Jz)

148 Midnight At The Oasis
Do your camel in bed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 06:09 PM (FkBIv)

149 143
Desert Badonkadonks


Hot Camel Action!


Oasis Orgies I, II, III


Juggs

Back Door Burqas
Any Goat in a Storm

Boys Will Be Boys

Mohammed Had A Little Lamb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:09 PM (FsuaD)

150 This happened like two days ago. I gave up worrying about it way before then though.

Posted by: freaked at January 28, 2016 06:09 PM (BO/km)

151 Upyourhola, Ayatolla.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 06:09 PM (LUgeY)

152 Desert Badonkadonks


Hot Camel Action!


Oasis Orgies I, II, III


Juggs

Back Door Burqas
Any Goat in a Storm

Boys Will Be Boys

Mohammed Had A Little Lamb

Its Not Gay If Its A Little Boy

Bow Toward Mecca, Kid

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:10 PM (39g3+)

153


Leftist hag Susan Sarandon is attacking Hillary Clinton as having no accomplishments in her entire life, but praises Sanders.


And Bernie has achieved....?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

154
Fuck You Like A Koran-imal

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2016 06:11 PM (o98Jz)

155 152
Desert Badonkadonks





Hot Camel Action!





Oasis Orgies I, II, III





Juggs



Back Door Burqas

Any Goat in a Storm



Boys Will Be Boys



Mohammed Had A Little Lamb



Its Not Gay If Its A Little Boy



Bow Toward Mecca, Kid

Dirty, Dirty Girls (no seriously, they're dirty)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:11 PM (FsuaD)

156 end all subsidies

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 06:12 PM (0O7c5)

157 We were in Rome/Vatican City last year, tons of Muslim immigrants and none seem bothered about the nude status/frescos; there were more interested in selling stupid selfie sticks and knock off handbags. Pope shouldn't have bothered.

Posted by: IC at January 28, 2016 06:12 PM (a0IVu)

158 I don't care who wins the Super Bowl. I'll be visiting both locker rooms! Mmm - mmmm- mmm!

Posted by: Preezy Closet Case at January 28, 2016 06:12 PM (vdDNV)

159 Paying the Jizz-ya

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

160 Desert Badonkadonks

Hot Camel Action!

Oasis Orgies I, II, III

Juggs

Back Door Burqas
Any Goat in a Storm
Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2016 06:07 PM (8ikIW)

===========
Koran Kunts
Allah Takes It In the Assssss!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 06:12 PM (iQIUe)

161 123 Peters and Kratman , both retired Lt. Col's , both former enlisted . I'm not surprised neither reached flag rank .
Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2016 06:02 PM (mP1RE)


Sooner or later, Mustangs always rub the perfumed Princes the wrong way.

...and we enlisted slobs, love the fuck out of them.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 28, 2016 06:12 PM (WWdgA)

162 Playgoat and Barnloft were always my favorites.

Posted by: Abdula Guacamole at January 28, 2016 06:13 PM (BO/km)

163 Respect is the mutual acknowledgment that either side will kill the other if one says "Fuck Your Mother", or threatens the other's life or family.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 28, 2016 06:13 PM (t8P62)

164 Dang, go France!


Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2016 06:14 PM (NOIQH)

165 Real Video: Barack Obama Enjoys Man Country

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:14 PM (FsuaD)

166 152
Big ass burka butt freaks 37

Back of the Camel Tails!

Tent-side Titillation

Dead Sea Dicks

Trying to get around the spam filter, here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 06:14 PM (iHjB5)

167
Assablanca!
OsamaBinLickMyLabia

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 06:15 PM (iQIUe)

168 You guys are killing me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:15 PM (FsuaD)

169 Here's hoping Femen will come stand in the gap topless.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 06:15 PM (Kqit+)

170 Respect is the mutual acknowledgment that either side will kill the other if one says "Fuck Your Mother", or threatens the other's life or family.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 28, 2016 06:13 PM (t8P62)

Words matter. For example, you can't fight evil if you don't recognize the concept.

Orwell was right. Orwell was right about everything.

Posted by: troyriser at January 28, 2016 06:16 PM (Hz/9Y)

171 Stacey Dash said TFP "couldn't give a shit" about the dangers posed by ISIS.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 06:16 PM (LUgeY)

172 The Goats Must Be Crazy

My "Pet" Goat

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:16 PM (FsuaD)

173 At least Femen has the good grace to have nice hooters, as opposed to female topless protesters in the USA.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:16 PM (39g3+)

174 I was going to make spaghetti for dinner, but fuck that noise. Say, what's the opposite of Italian food?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2016 06:16 PM (kTF2Z)

175 Camels, now. Why? I've schlonged the hottest married brawds on the planet-- amazing brawds-- but the cameras never show it! YOU know why! Same reason they never show my polls, which are even more amazing, cause cameras are nasty guys, not nice at all.

Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at January 28, 2016 06:17 PM (rqQ57)

176 Red Burqa Diaries

The Rape (and then Stoning) of Nanking

1 in the Stink 2 in the Other Stink

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 28, 2016 06:17 PM (ufFCO)

177 161 , yeah marine, that was my experience as well .
Course , my old man was prior enlisted and also retired as a Lt.Col . , of infantry , so I may be a little biased .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2016 06:18 PM (mP1RE)

178 I was going to make spaghetti for dinner, but fuck that noise. Say, what's the opposite of Italian food?


Scottish cuisine, aka McDonald's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 06:18 PM (LUgeY)

179 Achmed's and Omar's Big "Adventure"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:18 PM (FsuaD)

180 It isn't so much that the mullahs don't care for nude statuary, it is that they can't stand the fact that the West has has real art for most of it's existence, and the muzzie asshats have never had any worth a notice.

Showin' 'em up, mostly.

Can't hurt their little feelings, after all. They might go all stabby or splodey on us.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2016 06:19 PM (+YMhA)

181 The Goats Must Be Crazy

My "Pet" Goat



Men Who Stare at Goat Butts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 06:19 PM (LUgeY)

182 Moroccan Man Meat

Cairo's Fertile Valley 5

Weapons of Ass Destruction

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 06:19 PM (iHjB5)

183 Orwell was right. Orwell was right about everything.
Posted by: troyriser


Orwell was a socialist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2016 06:20 PM (W0RfD)

184
Maahnoor Does Mecca

A Thousand and One Nights Inside My Poontang

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 06:20 PM (iQIUe)

185 "Say, what's the opposite of Italian food?"


Can't have noodles.

Mexican?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 06:20 PM (LA7Cm)

186 Hot Cousins in Heat

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

187 Well, I have to leave this fun place and start dinner, as husband called and is heading home.

Pork chops, baked sweet potatoes, and sugar snap peas (husband loves those damned things).

I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2016 06:20 PM (FsuaD)

188 the muzzie asshats have never had any worth a notice.

I do have to give them respect for some beautiful architecture and geometric design, though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:20 PM (39g3+)

189 Sushi or General Tsao's Chicken...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 06:21 PM (hmbKk)

190 179- just started a book on the Nanking Massacre,

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2016 06:21 PM (hk3Fb)

191 Think I'll go with Mexican. After all, the holiday cinco de quatro celebrates the Mexicans kicking the Italians out of South America.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2016 06:21 PM (kTF2Z)

192 Say, what's the opposite of Italian food?

Fasting.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

193 I was going to make spaghetti for dinner, but fuck that noise. Say, what's the opposite of Italian food?

Scandi food. Lutefisk for you.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2016 06:22 PM (89T5c)

194 Weapons of Ass Destruction

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 06:19 PM (iHjB5)

I worked at a video store many years ago. Inventorying the porn section in the back room was hilarious.

Posted by: troyriser at January 28, 2016 06:22 PM (Hz/9Y)

195 Moroccan Man Meat

Cairo's Fertile Valley 5

Weapons of Ass Destruction

Taboo VI: non family members

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:22 PM (39g3+)

196 Deep Goat

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

197 Pitchin' a Tent

Posted by: fly gal at January 28, 2016 06:23 PM (8TdcF)

198 Debbie Does Dubai

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

199 Scandi food. Lutefisk for you.

-------------

Guess I'll just shoot myself then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2016 06:23 PM (kTF2Z)

200 Italian food is flavorful and colorful. So, the opposite would be any food made north of about the 50th parallel.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:24 PM (39g3+)

201 "Say, what's the opposite of Italian food?"
--------------
I'm guessing something with greasy goat meat and hummus. Served with no utensils.

Posted by: Chi at January 28, 2016 06:24 PM (fSuK4)

202 My favorite non-noodity scene from the series Rome happens when Marc Antony punches the emissary of Pompey and he falls into a bath.

Anyone know if former Pope Benedict is still around and if he is still able to throw a straight right?

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at January 28, 2016 06:24 PM (xudgf)

203 Stacey Dash said TFP "couldn't give a shit" about the dangers posed by ISIS.
___
I would officially like to say that I do give a shit about ISIS. I don't give weapons and money to people I don't give a shit about.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 28, 2016 06:25 PM (X7E8f)

204 >> Say, what's the opposite of Italian food?

Well, the opposite of food is...

Indian.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 06:25 PM (qqwYn)

205 Anyone know if former Pope Benedict is still around and if he is still able to throw a straight right?
***
Something really, really odd happened with that transition. It is a shame that Benedict will take that secret to his grave...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2016 06:26 PM (X7E8f)

206 TabooVII: Anything that Walks Over the Age of 10.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2016 06:26 PM (89T5c)

207 194

I did as well in college. I actually had to talk on the phone with our video distributors for our orders of new films. Most of the porn guys sounded a lot like you would expect. There was this one time though an obvious older lady (imagine your grandmother's voice) called and I about lost it. She started to describe- I shit you not- "There's Something about Mary's Ass." and I had to fake a customer and hang up, I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 06:26 PM (iHjB5)

208 You can either fight for your culture.... or let it die...

But hell... what do I know, I tilt at windmills...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 28, 2016 06:26 PM (f7rv6)

209 198 Debbie Does Dubai
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

==========
More real than you think. All these actresses fly to Dubai to have sex for cash.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 06:27 PM (iQIUe)

210 Something really, really odd happened with that transition.

I'm guessing the next pope will have openly homosexual cardinals and female priests.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:27 PM (39g3+)

211 As your newly elected President, I will ensure that there's no Iranian state left for the Italians to kowtow to.

But then I'm not likely to end up your newly elected President...

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2016 06:27 PM (o+SC1)

212 >>I think its legal for women to go topless in Italy; they should have all whipped their tops off when the Iranian went by.


Been there, done that, got kicked by Muslims we were protesting.

Catholic clergy don't hit back.

Posted by: FEMEN at January 28, 2016 06:28 PM (NOIQH)

213 You can either fight for your culture.... or let it die...
***
The transnational set believe that the Islamists are allies in destroying traditional western civilization.

So, from Obama and Co's perspective, they aren't letting their own culture die...they art actively destroying ours.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2016 06:28 PM (X7E8f)

214 Michaelangelo's David now has a creepy Speedo banana-hammock.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

215 >> I'm guessing the next pope will have openly homosexual >> cardinals and female priests.

So the Iranians can jail them and ISIS can throw them off rooftops?

That seems to be the nature of the Western capitulation these days.

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2016 06:28 PM (o+SC1)

216 Which in-demand model has upped her price for a night with her to $100k since she moved on from sports stars to Hollywood A-listers?

http://blindgossip.com/?p=76291

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 06:28 PM (iQIUe)

217 >>I worked at a video store many years ago. Inventorying the porn section in the back room was hilarious.


So was the occasional Disney/Porn return mixup.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 06:29 PM (qqwYn)

218 The transnational set believe that the Islamists are allies in destroying traditional western civilization.

Yeah they believe its all part of breaking down national identities and boundaries into one world of kum ba ya. The stupid, it is unassailable.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:29 PM (39g3+)

219
89 The Pope just met with Leonardo Dicaprio on climate change.

I think this pope may be a tool.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2016 05:54 PM (kqD9B)



Pope Commie I

Posted by: Buzzion at January 28, 2016 06:30 PM (z/Ubi)

220 Jingoism
Nationalism
Populism

All these words get thrown around like slurs. But, I say, sign me up for all of them. My country first, with a set of policies that have strong support from the nation's citizenry.

True, I might not always agree with the majority. But, what kind of lame ass argument would it be if the only thing I could offer as evidence that I am right is that the opposition is engaged in populism?

Maybe if I sneered when I said it...

btw, not intended as a criticism of ace, but more about the assumptions behind those labels.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2016 06:30 PM (R+30W)

221 >> Michaelangelo's David now has a creepy Speedo banana-
>> hammock.

Better than having the bits carved off and David declared Davidia under EU gender-neutrality regulations, I guess.

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2016 06:30 PM (o+SC1)

222 Something really, really odd happened with that transition.



I'm guessing the next pope will have openly homosexual cardinals and female priests.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor
=============================================

A while back I heard some talk about a coup - a group of cardinals that wanted Benedict out and Francis in. They did not like Benedict's brand of conservative traditionalism, so they did something or other that pushed him out. I have no idea if there is any truth to what I heard. For all I know he just wanted to retire.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 06:30 PM (dFi94)

223 >> All these words get thrown around like slurs. But, I say,
>> sign me up for all of them.

+1

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2016 06:31 PM (o+SC1)

224 So was the occasional Disney/Porn return mixup.

Snow White and the Seven Whores

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2016 06:32 PM (89T5c)

225 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2016 06:30 PM (R+30W)

Yeah..... I laugh when someone calls me a Nativist...

as if that's a BAD thing...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 28, 2016 06:32 PM (f7rv6)

226 Not a fan of jingoism, but its the most basic job of a government to protect a nation's people, culture, and borders.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:32 PM (39g3+)

227 Draping them temporarily is bad enough.

When and if the population balance is right, they will be destroyed.

Posted by: Who Knows at January 28, 2016 06:33 PM (W+Itt)

228 You know why Dopey was called Dopey right? Roofies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 06:33 PM (hmbKk)

229 204 >> Say, what's the opposite of Italian food?

Well, the opposite of food is...

Indian.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 06:25 PM (qqwYn)
***
Come, come, sir! To slander the cuisine of the subcontinent is a shocking thing, truly it is.

Why, I was never so chubby in all my life as when I was living with an Indian girl who was as talented in the kitchen as she was in the sack....

Sigh.... miss her

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at January 28, 2016 06:33 PM (Wu2k4)

230 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2016 06:30 PM (R+30W)

I think that "Jingoism' has connotations of blind and aggressive loyalty.

But "nationalism?" Hey....I'm in!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2016 06:34 PM (Zu3d9)

231 The Roman's are strange in their attitude toward their city in any case. I was visiting in 2005 and there was a lot of restoration going on (I suspect with the age of these buildings, it never really stops.) Over the monuments or buildings that were being restored they had pictures of famous people with various quotes on a lot of them.

I think it was in front of the Spanish Steps, I saw a huge picture of Ghandi with one of his quotes. Now this picture is hanging in front of the facade of the church at the top of the Spanish Steps, the Trinità dei Monti (thanks wikipedia!) I turned to my buddy and said there seemed to be some cognitive dissonance going on there and he said "No, they're just secular assholes."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 06:34 PM (iHjB5)

232 I'm guessing the next pope will have openly homosexual cardinals and female priests.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor


Will he/she let them marry?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 06:34 PM (FkBIv)

233 News Flash - Disneyland Paris

Two young men arrested at hotel after being found possessing firearms. And a Qu'ran.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gux5dh4

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 06:35 PM (osI0T)

234 Why, I was never so chubby in all my life as when I was living with an Indian girl

How the heck do you get fat on vegetarian curry?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:35 PM (39g3+)

235 The jingo ate my baby.

Posted by: A Cry in the Dark at January 28, 2016 06:35 PM (HgMAr)

236 Ooopps..

Two arrested. A man and a woman.

The family that kills together...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 06:35 PM (osI0T)

237 >>in front of the Spanish Steps, I saw a huge picture of Ghandi

Yeah, it's called a billboard.

"Camel Piss : It's Got Electrolytes!"

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 06:36 PM (qqwYn)

238 234 Why, I was never so chubby in all my life as when I was living with an Indian girl

How the heck do you get fat on vegetarian curry?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:35 PM (39g3+)
***
Wasn't vegetarian - she was Northern Indian.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at January 28, 2016 06:36 PM (Wu2k4)

239 Yeah..... I laugh when someone calls me a Nativist...

as if that's a BAD thing...
Posted by: Don Quixote


Tell them you prefer to be called a Nativist American.
One of the first peoples.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 06:37 PM (FkBIv)

240 Jingoism, Nationalism , Populism , all things Kipling was regularly accused of .
I'll stand with Kipling and the copybook headings .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2016 06:37 PM (mP1RE)

241 I would have at least tried to make a point with Rouhani while I had his attention. That being the point of my cavalry saber as it slid into his gut and out his back.

Posted by: Practical Solutions for Islamic Problems at January 28, 2016 06:37 PM (dlIzT)

242 Oh, wait...Ghandi only endorsed drinking his own piss.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 06:37 PM (qqwYn)

243 Nothing to worry about. Those two yutes were just seeing what rides the Quran allowed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2016 06:37 PM (kTF2Z)

244 sock off
outta here

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 28, 2016 06:37 PM (DofIg)

245 #OregonStandoff Ends: Massive Government Convoy Descends on Refuge; Militiamen Taken Away

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hejtwv7

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (vBeA5)

246 Nargis kofta, biryani gosht, and a crap-ton of various heavily-meated curries and such..... ahh.. culinary bliss.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (Wu2k4)

247 It is really very sad how much of the West is surrendering to islam and iran.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (DUoqb)

248 Not a fan of jingoism, but its the most basic job of a government to protect a nation's people, culture, and borders.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:32 PM (39g3+)


Not on my watch.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (cmE8J)

249 Ghandi only endorsed drinking his own piss.

And sleeping with underaged girls, to test my piety *wink wink*

Posted by: Gandhi at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (39g3+)

250 All these words get thrown around like slurs. But, I say, sign me up for all of them. My country first, with a set of policies that have strong support from the nation's citizenry.


Yeah, I don't understand that negativity either. I always thought that was the whole point of having a country.

People have a right to live in peace among others who share their values, and there's nothing wrong with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (LUgeY)

251 'He used to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.'

Posted by: Old Woman with Goiter at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (qqwYn)

252 To Hell with these backwards barbarians

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (69JOg)

253 Looks like The Bern went to take his morning whiz this morning and discovered his balls:

http://tinyurl.com/zy8dcyx

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (iHjB5)

254 Q: "What's the opposite of Italian Food?"

A: Olive Garden, duh!


Woulda thought every Moron knew that, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2016 06:39 PM (McRlu)

255 Fabrizio Quattrocchi would be unamused, I expect.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 28, 2016 06:39 PM (TqXWc)

256 It is really very sad how much of the West is surrendering to islam and iran.

We got a big airliner deal out of it though!

Posted by: Airbus at January 28, 2016 06:39 PM (at054)

257 And sleeping with underaged girls, to test my piety *wink wink*

and beating his wife

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 06:39 PM (0O7c5)

258 So where are the endorsement deals I was promised? Oy!

Posted by: Retired Pope at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (UBS9M)

259 Sorry backwards boy. I'm sure you appreciate nudie art and hooch

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (69JOg)

260 How does Olive Garden even stay open? Even Chef Boyardee is better than that crap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (39g3+)

261 Today's WSJ on the "Capitulation of the West" in three photos: boxes hiding nudes in Rome, Khameini and the Pope laughing, and finally, our ten sailors kneeling in submissive positions. Accompanied by column by Daniel Henninger. Sad, infuriating.

Posted by: Smilin' jacj at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (/Pe2k)

262 Michaelangelo's David now has a creepy Speedo banana-hammock.

Laugh if you want, but those things are really comfy and provide much-needed support.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (8ZskC)

263
Ghandi only endorsed drinking his own piss.
..............

He was on Dual Survival?

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (HgMAr)

264 How the heck do you get fat on vegetarian curry?

Cream, ghee, butter, paneer, rice, naan

Posted by: no good deed at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (GgxVX)

265 "Massive Government Convoy Descends on Refuge; Militiamen Taken Away "

Never to be seen again.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (Z/8dZ)

266 How does Olive Garden even stay open? Even Chef Boyardee is better than that crap.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (39g3+)


Remember the 52%?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:41 PM (DUoqb)

267 260
How does Olive Garden even stay open? Even Chef Boyardee is better than that crap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (39g3+)

old people

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 06:41 PM (0O7c5)

268 >>and beating his wife


In his defense, curry can get old pretty quick.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 06:41 PM (qqwYn)

269 When do they start covering crucifixes

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:41 PM (69JOg)

270 @ 252 well said ThunderB

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 06:41 PM (voOPb)

271 Nothing to worry about. Those two yutes were just seeing what rides the Quran allowed.


Peter Pan's Goatfucking Adventure is halal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 06:42 PM (8ZskC)

272 264 How the heck do you get fat on vegetarian curry?

Cream, ghee, butter, paneer, rice, naan
Posted by: no good deed at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (GgxVX)
***
Especially the ghee and paneer...... Lord, love me some muter paneer.....sag paneer... all of it.

And, yeah ,the northern food is heavy on the cream and butter and all the good stuff.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at January 28, 2016 06:42 PM (Wu2k4)

273 Its always busy here in town, with a line. I don't get it. Overpriced awful Italian food. Its so easy to make decent Italian at home, why even go there? For the damn bread sticks??

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:42 PM (39g3+)

274 I actually think the next pope is going to be from one of the African countries and very conservative. And probably younger so a much longer reign.

Posted by: IC at January 28, 2016 06:42 PM (a0IVu)

275 263
Ghandi only endorsed drinking his own piss.
..............

He was on Dual Survival?
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (HgMAr)

He was my idol.

Posted by: Bear Grylls at January 28, 2016 06:42 PM (iHjB5)

276 Peter Pan's Goatfucking Adventure is halal.

We heard he never grew up, if you know what I mean

Posted by: Achmed Muhammad Muhammed at January 28, 2016 06:43 PM (39g3+)

277 How the heck do you get fat on vegetarian curry?

By having 3 cases of twinkles hidden away in the closet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:43 PM (DUoqb)

278 This Pope is a dope

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:43 PM (69JOg)

279 So, in essence, the Mohammedans are indeed the impulse-driven rage-boys they and their defenders claim they are not? I mean, Italy did this WHY?

Because the Muzzies cannot control their baser instincts? Isn't that racist in and of itself, far more than the horrible expectation that people can either live up to a certain level of civility, or simply not be allowed in civilized places?

Phuck 'em. If they can't behave with a certain minimum level of human decency, they can leave. I'm not catering to their pederast-worshiping level.


Posted by: acethepug at January 28, 2016 06:43 PM (RHPFv)

280 Michaelangelo's David now has a creepy Speedo banana-hammock.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:28 PM (oVJmc)


Italy is more civilized now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.

Posted by: Borat at January 28, 2016 06:43 PM (cmE8J)

281 Peter Pan's Goatfucking Adventure is halal.

-----------

Squee!

Posted by: 2 yutes of indeterminate origin at January 28, 2016 06:44 PM (kTF2Z)

282 This Pope is a dope
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:43 PM (69JOg)


Seems to have been the majority opinion here at HQ since he went up the pipe in white smoke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:44 PM (DUoqb)

283 247 It is really very sad how much of the West is surrendering to islam and iran.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:38 PM (DUoqb)

++++

They have been at war with us since 1979. Our strategic response to their declaration of war has been to ignore them. I guess it has just become too difficult to continue to ignore them. Less complicated to just capitulate.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2016 06:44 PM (R+30W)

284 Sorry backwards boy. I'm sure you appreciate nudie art and hooch

It's all kewl ThunderB, no offense taken or seen.

And yes, yes I do, although in reduced quantities these days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 06:44 PM (LUgeY)

285 >>> Hollande refused to take wine off the menu at a scheduled lunch

I can't be the first to suggest a menu of nothing but pig.

Bacon wrapped tenderloin, mmmmm!

Posted by: fluffy at January 28, 2016 06:44 PM (AfsKp)

286 They have been at war with us since 1979. Our strategic response to their declaration of war has been to ignore them. I guess it has just become too difficult to continue to ignore them. Less complicated to just capitulate.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2016 06:44 PM (R+30W)


Sigh yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:45 PM (DUoqb)

287 When do they start covering crucifixes

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:41 PM (69JOg)
===========================================

I believe Notre Dame University did that when Obama spoke there.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 06:45 PM (dFi94)

288 This pope is giving dopes a bad name

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 06:45 PM (voOPb)

289 A Fatwa For My Daughter

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2016 06:45 PM (BngQR)

290
Tell them you prefer to be called a Nativist American.
One of the first peoples.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2016 06:37 PM (FkBIv)

Well, my forefathers were here before there was a US...

They'd already gotten kicked out of all the good countries in Europe... /smile

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 28, 2016 06:46 PM (f7rv6)

291 The pope is a dope who will sell commies the rope.

Everybody join in!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 06:46 PM (8ZskC)

292 Don't think the Iranian President would appreciate these types of model kits.

http://www.e2046.com/product/Sean+Harri+%28PVC%29/24433/

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 06:46 PM (osI0T)

293 >>>260 How does Olive Garden even stay open? Even Chef Boyardee is better than that crap.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:40 PM (39g3+)
Free breadsticks!!! That were much better before the fat is evil phase..

Posted by: Lea at January 28, 2016 06:46 PM (vmMMi)

294 I'm guessing the next pope will have openly homosexual cardinals and female priests.Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 28, 2016 06:27 PM (39g3+)


At some point in the not-so-distant future, the real Church of Rome will be those furtively meeting in private homes and in the catacombs under the city, hiding from the authorities and recognizing each other with secret signs.

I really need to lighten up, I know, but some of these events--and the ramifications of them--are too grim to contemplate.

Posted by: troyriser at January 28, 2016 06:47 PM (Hz/9Y)

295 The pope is a dope who will sell commies the rope.

Everybody join in!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 06:46 PM (8ZskC)

And you put your left foot in
Pull your left foot out
Put your left foot in and shake it all about

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:47 PM (DUoqb)

296
I actually think the next pope is going to be from one of the African
countries and very conservative. And probably younger so a much longer
reign.

Posted by: IC at January 28, 2016 06:42 PM (a0IVu)
===========================================

I think the African churches are very vibrant and love the Word of God. Both Catholic and Protestant. Some are even starting to send out missionaries. To America.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 06:47 PM (dFi94)

297 I'm an American Extremist. America above all others, Western culture as well

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:47 PM (69JOg)

298 I'm an American Extremist.

I like THAT

I think we should have shirts made up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:48 PM (DUoqb)

299 I really need to lighten up, I know, but some of these events--and the ramifications of them--are too grim to contemplate.

Posted by: troyriser at January 28, 2016 06:47 PM (Hz/9Y)
=============================================

No need to lighten up. I'd say you're right on track.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 06:48 PM (dFi94)

300 I'm an American Extremist. America above all others, Western culture as wellPosted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:47 PM (69JOg)

I like the term American revolutionary. It has a proud history.

Posted by: troyriser at January 28, 2016 06:49 PM (Hz/9Y)

301 Can anyone tell me why Iran isn't a giant smoking crater?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2016 06:49 PM (B8JRQ)

302 Why is everyone talking about Jim Rhome? Guy hasn't been relevant in years.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2016 06:49 PM (kTF2Z)

303 I'm an American Extremist. America above all others, Western culture as well

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:47 PM (69JOg)



You just haven't been properly trained to be ashamed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 06:50 PM (8ZskC)

304
300 I'm an American Extremist. America above all others, Western culture as wellPosted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:47 PM (69JOg)

I like the term American revolutionary. It has a proud history.

Posted by: troyriser at January 28, 2016 06:49 PM (Hz/9Y)

I am a SON of LIBERTY...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 28, 2016 06:50 PM (f7rv6)

305 They have been at war with us since 1979. Our strategic response to their declaration of war has been to ignore them.

Because the Ayatollah was killing lots of commies, on his own, without requiring American troops and treasure to do it. Reagan's top priority was to kill commies - but, also, to do it on the cheap, and with as much deniability as possible. See also: Afghanistan, Nicaragua, etc.

Killing commies was (and remains) a fine goal, but the way Reagan went about it did lead to some shortsighted alliances, and to some looking-of-the-other-way in cases like Iran which weren't quite alliances.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2016 06:50 PM (6FqZa)

306 Kerry's son in law is Iranian and his daughter has visited there.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 28, 2016 06:51 PM (iQIUe)

307 Steyn has been sounding the alarm for years abut the West surrendering to Islam.

Posted by: Smilin' jacj at January 28, 2016 06:51 PM (/Pe2k)

308 Can anyone tell me why Iran isn't a giant smoking crater?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2016 06:49 PM (B8JRQ)


Well for one, nobody has voted for me for President

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:51 PM (DUoqb)

309 My favoritist joke of all time:

A British dandy visits Texas for the first time. He gets lost and comes upon a rancher repairing his fence.

The dandy says, "I say, is your master about?"

Rancher says, "That sumbitch hasn't been born."

We used to have that attitude. Militant Christian American that I am, I live by that credo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 06:51 PM (LUgeY)

310 Can anyone tell me why Iran isn't a giant smoking crater?

-------------

Because the west's political leaders are gutless pole smokers.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2016 06:51 PM (kTF2Z)

311 Remember how muslim culture gave us jet aircraft engines? PET scanners? genetic engineering? the internet? toilets?

Yeah. That.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 06:51 PM (8ZskC)

312 >>>The pope is a dope who will sell commies the rope.



Everybody join in!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 06:46 PM (8ZskC)<<<

The Church won't be able to cope,
On it's slippery slope,
As the dope of a Pope,
Peddles his communist trope.



Posted by: Pope poetry Popetry at January 28, 2016 06:52 PM (H9MG5)

313 Training me to be ashamed



Good luck with that

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:53 PM (69JOg)

314 Because the west's political leaders are gutless pole smokers.

-----

And we haven't elected Nevergiveup president yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2016 06:53 PM (kTF2Z)

315 I think the African churches are very vibrant and love the Word of God. Both Catholic and Protestant. Some are even starting to send out missionaries. To America.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 06:47 PM (dFi94)


That's good to hear. God knows we need them.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 06:54 PM (WcCoO)

316 Jim Rome's demographic probably stops at about 32/33 years old.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2016 06:54 PM (qUNWi)

317 Well for one, nobody has voted for me for President

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:51 PM (DUoqb)


Iran owes its very existence to weak fundraising.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2016 06:54 PM (8ZskC)

318 Or perhaps Unapologetically American

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:54 PM (69JOg)

319 Whereas Obama's emotional maturity demo stops at about 16 years old.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2016 06:55 PM (qUNWi)

320 >> Remember how muslim culture gave us jet aircraft
>> engines? PET scanners? genetic engineering? the internet?
>> toilets?

That is reminiscent of a line from 'Animal House' and every bit as ROFL funny.

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2016 06:55 PM (o+SC1)

321 Or perhaps Unapologetically American
Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 06:54 PM (69JOg)


AMERICA: Right or Wrong! But mostly RIGHT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:55 PM (DUoqb)

322
Zika, linked to shrunken brains in children, has caused panic in Brazil.
.....................

Although the virus originated in Washington D.C. and Italy.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 06:55 PM (HgMAr)

323 Or perhaps Unapologetically American

F*ck yeah!

Posted by: Team America at January 28, 2016 06:55 PM (GgxVX)

324 And we haven't elected Nevergiveup president yet.

Elect him president of Israel, and then deed over the United States to him as a province.

I know, it's not Constitutional, but it would be worth it just to see the butthurt on the alt-right Twitter.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2016 06:56 PM (6FqZa)

325 I'll wacked soon enough.

Posted by: Pope Dujour at January 28, 2016 06:56 PM (UBS9M)

326 So the French are exhibiting more balls than the Italians? Wow. These are weird times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 28, 2016 06:56 PM (kpqmD)

327 Elect him president of Israel, and then deed over the United States to him as a province.

I know, it's not Constitutional, but it would be worth it just to see the butthurt on the alt-right Twitter.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2016 06:56 PM (6FqZa)


Well President of Israel is only ceremonial, it would have to be Prime Minister

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 06:57 PM (DUoqb)

328 Why is everyone talking about Jim Rhome? Guy hasn't been relevant in years.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2016 06:49 PM (kTF2Z)


Don't get me started.

Posted by: Jim Everett at January 28, 2016 06:57 PM (cmE8J)

329 o and the mullahs have a lot in common. We covered crosses in the US and the Italians are covering nudes.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2016 06:58 PM (NqAXc)

330 A Shot In The Dark is on.

Elke Sommer was effing hot.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

331 Like would you take steak of the menu if he was a vegan?

Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2016 06:59 PM (BTnAK)

332 I wrote in Nevergiveup's name for Director of Streets and Sanitation. You gotta start somewhere.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 06:59 PM (dFi94)

333 Iran is a pissant country with the GDP of Dallas-Fort Worth. Almost all from a commodity that must be exported by tanker and exposed pipeline.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:00 PM (rwI+c)

334 Debate thread????

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2016 07:00 PM (vsbNu)

335 Nude statues? Meh. But wine? La colline pour mourir sur!

Posted by: The Frogs at January 28, 2016 07:00 PM (Dwehj)

336 I wrote in Nevergiveup's name for Director of Streets and Sanitation. You gotta start somewhere.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 06:59 PM (dFi94)

With what the public sector Unions get, that sounds like a sweet deal. Where do i sign up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 07:00 PM (DUoqb)

337 ugh...they are still doing the jv debates?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 28, 2016 07:00 PM (0O7c5)

338 Everyone just loves an aggressively disrespectful guest, don't they?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:00 PM (LUgeY)

339 Elke Sommer was effing hot.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 28, 2016 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

I don't care if she's a withered crone nowadays.I'd date her out of gratitude.

Posted by: troyriser at January 28, 2016 07:01 PM (Hz/9Y)

340 Make me President and I will have the Mullahs overthrown in 3 months without ever setting a boot on the ground.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes yet again at January 28, 2016 07:01 PM (rwI+c)

341 Debate thread????
Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2016 07:00 PM (vsbNu)


I thought they cancelled that thing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2016 07:01 PM (DUoqb)

342 292 Don't think the Iranian President would appreciate these types of model kits.
http://www.e2046.com/product/Sean+Harri+%28PVC%29/24433/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2016 06:46 PM (osI0T)


Um, that little "onesie" she's wearing looks like it might chafe areas of her body she really wouldn't want chafed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:01 PM (WcCoO)

343 So after one day I'm chopped liver. Sigh.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 28, 2016 07:01 PM (UBS9M)

344 Has anybody been keeping an eye on Barry? With all of this debate, snowmaggedon, and Hillary/Sanders/Trump insanity dominating the news cycle, I just know that sneaky shit in the White House is up to something.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2016 07:01 PM (BngQR)

345 The US, as ordered by obama, will be specifically labelling all goods made in the west bank


To help the BDS movement. Hell, why not a yellow star?

Posted by: ThunderB at January 28, 2016 07:01 PM (69JOg)

346 These halal demands as guests of foreign countries is a form of Jizya - forcing non-Muslims to recognize the superiority of their Muslim masters by observing the tenets.

Bravo to Hollande for not bending like the Italian PM.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 28, 2016 07:02 PM (E1IKf)

347 Everyone just loves an aggressively disrespectful guest, don't they?

'til they get thrown out on their ear by the host

Posted by: ergastalablahdeblahblah at January 28, 2016 07:02 PM (6FqZa)

348 287---I believe Notre Dame University did that when Obama spoke there.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 06:45 PM (dFi94)
---------
That was Georgetown University. It's hard to say why they haven't just scrapped their affiliation with the Church altogether. I suspect it's because the Jesuits who run it would be kicked out if they did. And then they couldn't use the place to promote their religion --- leftism.

Notre Dame is pretty bad, to be sure, but not as bad as Georgetown.

Funny. Mr. DeVille and I were just talking about all of the Wesleyan universities and how nearly all of them have become cesspools of the age.

The Left destroys and infects the good things that others have built. They create nothing good on their own.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2016 07:02 PM (T/5A0)

349 Islamic men are so out of control of their own sexual urges that they have to cover up the statues?

What did they do with the goats?

Posted by: rebel flounder at January 28, 2016 07:02 PM (3dOE/)

350 So after one day I'm chopped liver. Sigh.

That's right, pal.

Posted by: Keith Richards at January 28, 2016 07:02 PM (Dwehj)

351 Somebody said there was some political hoo-ha on TV tonight but I'm just going to watch Top Chef and Padma with my x-ray glasses on.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 07:03 PM (HgMAr)

352 Debate thread up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:04 PM (LUgeY)

353 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2016 07:02 PM (T/5A0)
================================================


Sorry, you're right. It was Georgetown, not Notre Dame.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 28, 2016 07:05 PM (dFi94)

354
Islamic men are so out of control of their own sexual urges that they have to cover up the statues?
..................

Can't have them humping all the cherubs.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2016 07:07 PM (HgMAr)

355 Funny. Mr. DeVille and I were just talking about all of the Wesleyan universities and how nearly all of them have become cesspools of the age.


Always keep in mind that Harvard started out as a religious institution.

The Left destroys and infects the good things that others have built. They
create nothing good on their own.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2016 07:02 PM (T/5A0)


Sullivan's Law: Any organization or institution that is not specifically and consciously conservative will become liberal over time.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:07 PM (WcCoO)

356 Hey, deferring to the muzzies kinda makes sense. If they get pissed off at you they'll cut your freaking head off.

It's best to never let one of 'em stand behind you because everything you do pisses them off.

Posted by: Hank at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (BtG7l)

357 The US, as ordered by obama, will be specifically labelling all goods made in the west bank
------
What did Obama decree that is new? Does it include East Jerusalem or something that it did not before? Products have required labels for the West bank since 1995.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 28, 2016 07:08 PM (NUqwG)

358 Hey, deferring to the muzzies kinda makes sense. If they get pissed off at you they'll cut your freaking head off.

It's best to never let one of 'em stand behind you because everything you do pisses them off.


I prefer the Indiana Jones treatment myself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (LUgeY)

359 Sullivan's Law: Any organization or institution that
is not specifically and consciously conservative will become liberal
over time.


Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 07:07 PM (WcCoO)



And bald and fat.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan's Other Law at January 28, 2016 07:12 PM (cmE8J)

360 I prefer the Indiana Jones treatment myself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2016 07:11 PM (LUgeY)


Thanks for the tip. I'll have Loretta look into this extremist Jones person.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at January 28, 2016 07:21 PM (cmE8J)

361 294. No. You are correct. Benedict said as much before he retired.

Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2016 07:32 PM (BTnAK)

362 "Rome Covers Up Nude Statues For Visit of Iranian Mullah"
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Seriously? I think we should take that a sign.

Fuck the Roman that thought that was a good idea in particular.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 28, 2016 07:47 PM (MbrzC)

363 To be fair, the Mullah would probably hump the statutes who are "just asking for it." This is a matter of protecting historic treasures.

Posted by: Crispian at January 28, 2016 07:58 PM (1UiRN)

364 They could sever the statues heads. Would that do?

Standing there naked like that. Statues have got to be infidels.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 28, 2016 08:00 PM (IeR2g)

365 "Taboo". What a beautiful, and perfect, word to bring into consciousness again, in this age of Islam and political correctness.

Posted by: Stephanie at January 28, 2016 08:23 PM (eLvFT)

366 Better cover your real women too, eh? Funny they had to cover the male statues too. Teehee.

Posted by: Stephanie at January 28, 2016 08:29 PM (eLvFT)

367 "6
How many troops does the Pope have?
Posted by: Full Metal Vatican at January 28, 2016 05:39 PM (q4hvt)"

Many - I know a lot of Catholics who could be activated to take out those sons of shiite biatchs.

Posted by: Brendan at January 28, 2016 08:32 PM (gkvx9)

368 I'm a Baptist preacher and they didn't cover up any statues when I went to Rome.

Posted by: Emil Turner at January 28, 2016 09:16 PM (XSL66)

369 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63NNuG-6-hQ

Posted by: Brass at January 28, 2016 09:57 PM (5fbeV)

370 I remember when, a little while after 9/11, one of the deacons at our church (a good man who has since passed away) invited an imam from a local mosque to visit our parish and talk about Islam. The deacon meant well, to be sure. But what I remember is that, while we normally begin our meetings at our parish with a hymn, that practice was halted for this meeting because Islam holds religious music to be anathema.

Now, it may have been common courtesy on the deacon's part; after all, if you invite a Jew to dinner, you don't serve him pork. But somehow it always works out that if we visit a mosque, we conform to their practices; and if they visit our churches, we conform to their practices. It's like dealing with the crazy uncle who's always on the verge of throwing a fit: you feel that you have to tiptoe around him to keep the peace.

Well, I, for one, am damned tired of keeping the peace.

Posted by: Brown Line at January 28, 2016 10:52 PM (a5bF3)

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