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Another Comic's Joke Again Finds Its Way Into Amy Schumer's Repertoire
The claims of "parallel thinking" are sounding increasingly preposterous.
Well, look at what we have here...
#AmySchumerStealsJokes pic.twitter.com/t80ePgDzt0
— Josh Smith (@Ebolamerican) January 26, 2016Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tim in GA at January 26, 2016 01:18 PM (nO9fR)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 26, 2016 01:18 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 26, 2016 01:19 PM (xWW96)
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Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2016 01:20 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2016 01:20 PM (tOhDB)
Posted by: Amy Schummer at January 26, 2016 01:21 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2016 01:21 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 26, 2016 01:21 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: joncelli, Can You Dig It? at January 26, 2016 01:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:21 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2016 01:21 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 26, 2016 01:21 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 26, 2016 01:22 PM (2x3L+)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 26, 2016 01:22 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2016 01:22 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2016 01:22 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2016 01:22 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 26, 2016 01:22 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 26, 2016 01:22 PM (2x3L+)
buzzion will let it slip. After all, they hang out together.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Furious George at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (AI2xT)
So.... Jason Blair and Amy Schumer walk into a bar.
Jason orders a Long Island Iced Tea. The bartender says "what'll you have young lady".
Amy says "copy that".
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
But usually they weren't as blatant, either.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: KGB at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (kROq3)
Where Joe Biden is severing stolen drinks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (IYg2w)
Posted by: P.D.Q. Bach at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (326rv)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (AI2xT)
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Damn you George.
Damn you all to hell.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (8XRCm)
I'm enjoying her downfall.
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2016 01:21 PM (8HTq1)"
When Steiner brings me another bunch of original jokes all will be in order.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:24 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2016 01:25 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 26, 2016 01:25 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 01:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Furious George at January 26, 2016 01:25 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Furious George at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (3GAnN)
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You stole my joke!
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2016 01:26 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2016 01:26 PM (AI2xT)
Vagina powerrrrrr!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2016 01:26 PM (NOIQH)
Jason orders a Long Island Iced Tea. The bartender says "what'll you have young lady".
Amy says "copy that".
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM
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Ha! That was pretty funny! Who'd you steal it from?
Posted by: L, Elle at January 26, 2016 01:26 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Phinn at January 26, 2016 01:26 PM (fCWi3)
My book is published!
The link to my CreateSpace e-store is in my sig, and it should be available via Amazon later today (they say 3 - 5 days, but everyone is telling me it usually only takes a few hours).
The Kindle version is slated for 2/11, and is eligible for purchase for 99 cents if you purchase the regular version through Amazon. That means you can have your own copy and then you can have an e-book that you can share (because it's eligible for lending via Kindle) with friends and family.
(Told you I was going to spam this all day).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 26, 2016 01:26 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:26 PM (AI2xT)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 26, 2016 01:27 PM (r2qlt)
Posted by: Furious George at January 26, 2016 01:25 PM (3GAnN)
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**scribbles furiously*
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (39g3+)
For a young comic, back in the day, having a huge star like Milton Berle steal your joke could well be seen as validation by the "victim" of the theft.
Amy Schumer isn't a huge star. Just a thief.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 01:27 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2016 01:21 PM (8HTq1)"
To the moon with you, Steevy.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:27 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:27 PM (FsuaD)
man goes into a Chinese fireworks store, looking for some fireworks. Old Chinese gentleman takes him around, showing him the Black Cat firecrackers, the Roman Candles.
Set apart he sees a beautifully ornate box with gold leaf on it in the Asian style.
He asks the store owner "Whats that?"
Old asian store owner answers "We caw that the Engrish Patient. Very very beautifaw, but srow, with an unsatisfactory concrusion"
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 01:27 PM (zOTsN)
Where Joe Biden is serving stolen drinks.
Posted by: Anna Puma
And run into Mike Barnicle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2016 01:27 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Joe Neil Biden-Kinnock at January 26, 2016 01:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Exclusive! Temper Your Tantrum with Flammable Die-Grease! at January 26, 2016 01:28 PM (hLRSq)
Amy Schumer: Stop me if you've heard this one before but...oh you've everyone of them before
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2016 01:28 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 26, 2016 01:28 PM (pVkEV)
....stop me if youve heard this one....
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:28 PM (8XRCm)
Ace is a Noo Yawkuh. That means he gets beat over the head with leftist culture. That means he lashes out against leftist culture. His outlet is twitter and this blog.
Schumer is a minor deity to under 40 leftists. So that makes her leftist culture personified.
That's why you see her here a lot.
Capisci?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2016 01:28 PM (jhqr1)
1. There is nothing they will not do or say on camera to get attention. NOT_ONE_DAMN_THING
2. They are well connected to the incestuous world of politics/entertainment.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 26, 2016 01:29 PM (kXoT0)
.... then he said.... "Admit it Hal.... you not really here for the hunting anymore are you??"
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (OD2ni)
The best part of her film Trainwreck is the part where her father tells her he and the mom are breaking up
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (FsuaD)
She looks better in a dress than she does nude. She's kind of cute there, actually.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (8ZskC)
It's most likely glandular.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Hippocrates at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (RD7QR)
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/n3y4b2/inside-amy-schumer-football-town-nights
So feminist comedy "it" girl, hangs with all the cool kids like Tina Fey and Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2016 01:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 01:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 01:31 PM (39g3+)
..... yes.... HBO....???.... What do mean my first runs are reruns???
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2016 01:23 PM (8HTq1)
HA! TAKE THAT, ACE!
Posted by: Monty's Alter Ego at January 26, 2016 01:31 PM (u5gzz)
Amy Schumer, the Sta Puft marshmallow man and Bibendum walk into a bar...
Bartender says, "Tire deliveries are on the opposite side of the street and two blocks down."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2016 01:31 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 01:30 PM (w4NZ
She'd look even better in a burqua.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 01:31 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Furious George at January 26, 2016 01:32 PM (3GAnN)
Yeah, 'parallel thinking.' That's the ticket.
Posted by: Joe Neil Biden-Kinnock at January 26, 2016 01:28 PM (oVJmc)"
Maybe she should go for the Jungian Collective Unconcious theory. What the hell, her audience believes in anthropogenic global warming. They will believe in anything.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 01:32 PM (QHgTq)
Milton Berle was more than willing to, er, borrow from other comics
infamously. But back then, it wasn't so much a problem because they
were spread out, didn't have so much TV and internet coverage, and it
wasn't so easy to find the swipes.
But usually they weren't as blatant, either.
Posted by: Christopher TaylorBut, Uncle Milt(supposedly) was packing a massive trouser snake, so he was forgiven.
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2016 01:32 PM (8ikIW)
Ignoring it? Or defending herself?
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2016 01:32 PM (I7I0v)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 01:32 PM (oVJmc)
I never could figure out what was funny about some dumbass beating fruit with a cartoonish maul. Just fucking stupid. But I never could stand to watch Howard Stern do the same damn show day after day either.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 26, 2016 01:32 PM (xWW96)
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*SPOILER ALERT*
The ending involves a Yuuge salting of the earth.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 26, 2016 01:32 PM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (n2Rrk)
double-posted. I have put his post into draft, so I can pop it out
later and give it time at the top.
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Oh crap. Right after I wrote a 4 paragraph response to someone, and hit "post". Now my genius will never be discovered. Oh wait, I'm not a genius. I'm stupid. And not very curious.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (kXoT0)
Enstompenment Update: I didn't realize Monty posted just before I double-posted. I have put his post into draft, so I can pop it out later and give it time at the top.
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Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:32 PM
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Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (qCMvj)
Amy Schumer: I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know. And they were loose on him. (see new material)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (493sH)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (noWW6)
double-posted. I have put his post into draft, so I can pop it out
later and give it time at the top.
=======================
Oh crap. Right after I wrote a 4 paragraph response to someone, and hit "post". Now my genius will never be discovered. Oh wait, I'm not a genius. I'm stupid. And not very curious.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (dFi94)
[Pats the base on the head] There there.
Posted by: Matt Lewis Brooks at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (Fmupd)
----
His act bombed.
I keeeeeel you!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (8XRCm)
You got your doll and you like your doll, right? You love your doll.
Gordon: Yes, you love the doll. But what if I told you that was the only doll you're allowed to play with the rest of your life. How would you feel?
Five Year Old Kim: Sad.
Gordon: You'd feel sad, of course, 'cause there are a lot of other dolls on your shelves. And if you play with the other dolls, you can't have that doll anymore. Even though that doll doesn't want to play with you at this point. You're both living a lie. There's other dolls you like, and they're making new dolls every year. You want a stewardess doll?
Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Yeah.
Gordon: How about a slightly overweight cocktail waitress doll?
Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Yeah.
Gordon: What about a doll who happens to be best friends with your main doll?
Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Yeah.
Gordon: It could happen, right?
Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Yeah.
Gordon: What about a doll you only play with one day and never see again?
Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Yeeeah.
Gordon: What about a doll where your friend's playing with a doll and he needs you to, you know, kinda man up with the other doll? You don't even wanna play with that doll but you do it cause your friend's playing with that doll and you don't want to sit there and look at the other doll unattended.
Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: ...yeah.
Gordon: So that's why me and mom are getting divorced.
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (8ZskC)
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Ace also appreciates good comedy. I think of him as an amateur comic. He should be a screenwriter for a sitcom. He has so much talent that goes unused.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (2x3L+)
2) ???
3) Profit!
Hey, this is kind of a cool bit. And totally unique, too. So, none of you can use it!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:35 PM (H9MG5)
Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer are two more examples of completely talent
free and grossly unattractive people who have careers in entertainment
because of two things
1. There is nothing they will not do or say on camera to get attention. NOT_ONE_DAMN_THING
2. They are well connected to the incestuous world of politics/entertainment.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 26, 2016 01:29 PM (kXoT0)"
That is a lie and a mean thing to say.
Posted by: Fiona Apple and Chris Cuomo at January 26, 2016 01:35 PM (QHgTq)
If you are talking a green on the outside red on the inside one like Al Gore.
Yes please start the show.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 26, 2016 01:35 PM (XtAzU)
Berle got away with it because he was a B-lister (even with the brief insane popularity of the Texaco show) and because his theft was part of the act.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 26, 2016 01:35 PM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 26, 2016 01:33 PM (dFi94)
It's called getting willowed, grammie.
Sheesh, some people never learn, do that? To steal the bon mots of their opponents and bask in the hysterical lamentation of the commentariat?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 01:36 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2016 01:36 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 26, 2016 01:36 PM (rwxN0)
That might be a problem. Insta has already linked to the original post.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 26, 2016 01:36 PM (DQZLr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 01:36 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:36 PM (rwI+c)
I am just an unfrozen caveman comic, and your modern tools like YouTube and Vine frighten and confuse me...
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:37 PM (NOIQH)
Ignoring it? Or defending herself?
she went on jim norton and claimed it's all untrue, and that a couple of the women she stole from have accepted her lame non-explanations. She also said she'd take a lie detector test and put it on her show.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 01:37 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 26, 2016 01:34 PM (2x3L+)
He preaches to an overflowing congregation of snark addicts who hang on his every word and make jokes out of every verbal flourish he trots out.
Yeah, you're right, he should put this to some kind of gainful use.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 01:37 PM (xuouz)
a link should still work, they just won't get our insightful comments.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 26, 2016 01:38 PM (rwI+c)
Her stand-up is really crude - haven't seen much of her show.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:38 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 01:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 26, 2016 01:39 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 01:39 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 01:39 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at January 26, 2016 01:39 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2016 01:39 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 01:37 PM (dciA+)
Wouldn't there have to be some sort of baseline of, you know, truth in order for the lie detector to be calibrated?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 01:39 PM (Z8fuk)
Ignoring it? Or defending herself?
she went on jim norton and claimed it's all untrue, and that a couple of the women she stole from have accepted her lame non-explanations. She also said she'd take a lie detector test and put it on her show.
I'm sure Schemer will get great tips on how to pass the test from various Democrat operatives that Uncle Chuck knows.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 26, 2016 01:40 PM (DQZLr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 01:40 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 26, 2016 01:40 PM (ml1PM)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at January 26, 2016 01:39 PM (wKcQA)
panties
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 01:40 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: HH at January 26, 2016 01:40 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 26, 2016 01:40 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 01:40 PM (zOTsN)
a link should still work, they just won't get our
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 26, 2016 01:38 PM (rwI+c)
FIFY.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at January 26, 2016 01:40 PM (RD7QR)
"I killed Bin Laden"
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at January 26, 2016 01:41 PM (NOIQH)
Berle got away with it because he was a B-lister (even with the brief insane popularity of the Texaco show) and because his theft was part of the act.
Berle's delivery was really good too: it worked. Henny Youngman's delivery was just horrific but he was such a machine gun eventually he'd say something that was funny, so it worked for him. If you saw someone talking like Mitch Hedberg you'd never think he could be a comedian but he did internal damage to me I laughed so hard at his stuff. Comedy is weird that way.
But this woman doesn't really seem to be all that funny any way you put it. I'm with the guys who say there just aren't very many funny women. Maybe that's unfair, there are some (Elaine on Seinfeld, the woman on Third Rock from the Sun, etc) but just not very many. I have never seen a really great female standup. Strangely enough Roseanne's early stuff was some of the best, but still not as great as the guys.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 01:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Carla's Bad cavern at January 26, 2016 01:41 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 01:31 PM (39g3+)
My toe nail clippings are funnier than Margaret Cho. Smarter, too.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Exclusive! Temper Your Tantrum with Flammable Die-Grease! at January 26, 2016 01:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:42 PM (UBS9M)
Domestic Goddess was funny.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 26, 2016 01:43 PM (rwI+c)
First of all she doesnt write all her material, her sister also writes for her as well as other writers I am sure
its the sort of bull shit thing people say when they are guilty as hell but never intend to take any test
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 01:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2016 01:43 PM (4ErVI)
Her main schtick is that even though she is pudgy and not very pretty, she gets sex whenever she wants it--hourly, daily, whatever. Her claim to fame is her hypothesis that if a girl is willing to be a complete slut, the boys will do her. Rocket science, I tell you, rocket science.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 26, 2016 01:44 PM (kXoT0)
The elite punsters (cf Seamus) amongst us have moved on and jumped the snark.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 26, 2016 01:44 PM (ml1PM)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 26, 2016 01:45 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis"
Does Cho still do that bit where she imitates her grandmother that can't speak English?
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 26, 2016 01:45 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 01:46 PM (rwI+c)
Put her on a treadmill and tell her it's a new fangled lie detector. See how many laps you can get her to do before she breaks down and confesses.
I see PPV and online betting opportunities here.
Posted by: Why yes, I'm married,; how could you tell? at January 26, 2016 01:47 PM (326rv)
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 01:47 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 01:41 PM (39g3+)
Comedy is a tough business and comics are brutally tough on other comics. Women who go into comedy often feel they have to out-tough the men with regards to language and smut. Phyllis Diller was good and so was Joan Rivers, but, they both relied on making fun of themselves for laughs.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 26, 2016 01:48 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ace
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Thanks.
I actually didn't even realize that she had a "show," whatever that consists of. Flipping channels, I have seen her on Comedy Central here and there, but didn't know she had a regular gig.
FWIW, I am enjoying her undoing. Every chance you get, hammer these leftists into the ground. Tit for tat, MFers. Or twit for twat, as it were...
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2016 01:50 PM (I7I0v)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 01:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Opie at January 26, 2016 01:51 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 01:52 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 01:53 PM (w4NZ8)
But there is just nothing funny or remotely attractive about a woman making the kind fool of herself that Schumer is famous for. It's actually rather disgusting. I hope you haven't been exposed to very much of her routine, because the clips ace has posted are probably the most G-rated bits there are.
She is REALLY nasty.
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2016 02:02 PM (I7I0v)
"The passenger behind me [on the cut-rate airline] stuck his fork into my hair. Then he had the nerve to complain about the spaghetti with the black roots!" "The stewardess, bless her, was so old -- You know how women get those little crow's feet around their eyes? This broad had mastodon tracks!"
Jennifer Lawrence seems to think Amy is hot stuff. And apparently not only her comedy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2016 02:04 PM (rtqGu)
Pretty funny, the first time around.
And lord knows who HE stole it from.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 26, 2016 02:07 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: x at January 26, 2016 02:08 PM (nFwvY)
I'm going to get mocked for this, but I found young Rosie O to be funny. Then she got famous and angry.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 26, 2016 02:11 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 02:12 PM (zOTsN)
boo
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 02:12 PM (zOTsN)
I think I just heard a really loud trumpet and a chorus of angels...
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at January 26, 2016 02:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2016 02:15 PM (rtqGu)
Phyllis Diller's husband was Fang.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Exclusive! Temper Your Tantrum with Flammable Die-Grease! at January 26, 2016 02:19 PM (hLRSq)
*
*
You're right, that does seem to fit her style better. I'm sure Rivers nicknamed her husband and lampooned him too -- spouse jokes went both ways in those days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2016 02:20 PM (rtqGu)
The one role that comes to mind that wasn't comedic was in Prancer, and I liked her in that, too.
Incidentally, Abe Vigoda was in Prancer as well.
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2016 02:22 PM (I7I0v)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 02:26 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: I Know Nothink at January 26, 2016 02:28 PM (4uDUj)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 26, 2016 02:32 PM (kXzR8)
I was hoping that ThunderB was just making a joke. I guess not.
Rest In Peace, Fish. You will be missed.
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2016 02:37 PM (I7I0v)
---
I was on about this yesterday. Female stand ups are rarer because stand up (unlike comic acting and writing) relies on traveling all the time and working in bars. So nearly all the straight women who want kids (aka most of us) are eliminated. Funny women tend toward writing, hosting and other more consistent work. It's not a coincidence that most of the prominent female stand ups are lesbians or straight women who don't want kids or had dysfunctional relationships with their kids before going into stand up.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 26, 2016 02:42 PM (4PftV)
Posted by: Hashtags You'll Never See at January 26, 2016 02:46 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at January 26, 2016 02:58 PM (RD7QR)
The claims of "parallel thinking" are sounding increasingly preposterous.
Amy's so smart that she's parallel thinking in parallel dimensions simultaneously!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 26, 2016 04:36 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:39 PM (FqI4R)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 04:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark at January 26, 2016 04:40 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark at January 26, 2016 04:41 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: Abe of Spades at January 26, 2016 04:41 PM (UBS9M)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:41 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 04:41 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark at January 26, 2016 04:41 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Exclusive! Temper Your Tantrum with Flammable Die-Grease! at January 26, 2016 04:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: 0302 at January 26, 2016 04:42 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 26, 2016 04:42 PM (kCfMX)
Yes, she does.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 04:42 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Erratic Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 04:43 PM (e7T6D)
Am I the only one who has no use at all for today's comedians? When I'm flipping through the channels and see a stand up act, I click right by.
The jokes are all so juvenile and/or predictable.
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:43 PM (FqI4R)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 04:43 PM (H9MG5)
Yo mama is so hairy Amy, her titties look like coconuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 04:43 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:43 PM (FqI4R)
It's a live art form. But the good ones are still good. Love Bill Burr and Louis CK.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:44 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 26, 2016 04:44 PM (QlyN5)
The jokes are all so juvenile and/or predictable.
Dunham! DUNHAAAAAAM! Jeff Dunham!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 04:44 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 26, 2016 04:44 PM (4WhSY)
As in, 'The very brave and body unconscious Amy Schumer'.
Posted by: ugg boots at January 26, 2016 04:44 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 26, 2016 04:44 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark at January 26, 2016 04:45 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2016 04:45 PM (HgMAr)
btw, I happen to catch a little of Bride's Maids the other day. Horrendous.
Didn't Ace like that movie?
Anyway, it is typical of all comedy movies today. Uncomfortable situations, funny faces, farts and poop, etc. Not funny at all.
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:46 PM (FqI4R)
Fox is reporting that a board member for Planned Parenthood is on the staff of the DA who brought charges against the film makers.
Huh. Whoda thunk it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 04:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark at January 26, 2016 04:46 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark at January 26, 2016 04:47 PM (zv81W)
I fear Joe won't be around for the betrayal.
Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at January 26, 2016 04:47 PM (KklUr)
Posted by: Wood Shampoo at January 26, 2016 04:46 PM
-----
For realz? No kidding? What was he like? I'm a big fan. His comedic style is so endearing.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 26, 2016 04:47 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:47 PM (xuouz)
Idk what he did but he smells like the barrel and the faceless guards of the 'Q are constantly shoving him back in there with garden rakes.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:48 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: A Bear in the Woods at January 26, 2016 04:48 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at January 26, 2016 04:49 PM (8ZskC)
people voice that also doesn't actually piss me off. He's got that light
touch.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:47 PM (xuouz)<<<
Fer shizzle.
Posted by: Dave Chappelle as Tiger Woods at January 26, 2016 04:49 PM (H9MG5)
I happen to like Adam Sandler/Kevin James style of funny.
It's not Airplane funny, but much closer than Brides Maids is.
Horrible Bosses is another one. How can anyone call that a comedy? What was funny about it?
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:50 PM (FqI4R)
btw, I happen to catch a little of Bride's Maids the other day. Horrendous.
Didn't Ace like that movie?
Anyway, it is typical of all comedy movies today. Uncomfortable situations, funny faces, farts and poop, etc. Not funny at all.
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:46 PM (FqI4R)
I liked it. Yeah there's a lot of "hear me roar" down-and-a-little-too-dirty girl jokes in it, but it's pretty funny, and the poop joke scene...they raised the stakes enough and did it in a creative enough way that it works. It's supposed to just be a nightmare, and they aren't actually that explicitly gross/nasty with it.
Although I recalled being pretty put off at the time.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:50 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Epobirs at January 26, 2016 04:50 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: A Bear in the Woods at January 26, 2016 04:50 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 26, 2016 04:50 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: A Bear in the Woods
You would. it's always funny until they drag ME into it.
Posted by: The Pope at January 26, 2016 04:51 PM (326rv)
Like those dozen burritos you downed in all of fifteen minutes at El Jebe!'s House o' Hispandering Love, this Amy Schumer thread WILL. NOT. STAY. DOWN!
That's what you get when ace starts posting early, then posting often and then ABE. VIGODA. DIES.
Rapey Tuesday would be a blessing compared to this fresh hell...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2016 04:51 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: A Bear in the Woods at January 26, 2016 04:50 PM (zv81W)
The racial draft skit is amazing, as is his standup bit about his friend being pulled over by the cops for speeding while high and drunk.
"Chad NO"
And if you read up on him and how he went off the map and what he thinks of the hollywood establishment, he seems like a really straight up guy.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:51 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 26, 2016 04:52 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 26, 2016 04:52 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Jeff Daniels at January 26, 2016 04:52 PM (JO9+V)
You know what else stopped being funny real fast?
The semi-improv movies with, ah, um, those people.
They did Best In Show, which was a hoot.
But then they did the same exact thing in all the subsequent movies.
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:53 PM (FqI4R)
Goodbye Rapey Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 26, 2016 04:53 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:53 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 04:53 PM (qUNWi)
Goodbye Rapey Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Sing it!
Posted by: Haven Monahan at January 26, 2016 04:54 PM (326rv)
It's like, how many episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm can one person stand before they get sick of Larry David's idiotic redundant shtick?
That show, too, was semi-improv. It was painful to watch most of the time.
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:54 PM (FqI4R)
Posted by: jwest at January 26, 2016 04:54 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Jeff Daniels at January 26, 2016 04:54 PM (JO9+V)
Right answer: Book a late show appearance to respond, on the show, pull out the Milton Berle Joke Book and read, deadpan, a joke about stealing jokes.
Nobody *ever* does these things right.
Remember Star Wars Kid and the embarrassing video? If he had just (and this is *not* easy) done a press conference and laughed nervously and said "yeah, that was pretty embarrassing, wasn't it?" - the results would have been 10x better for him than his parents threatening to sue the school and other students.
You can deflect, avoid, or.... TAKE OWNERSHIP of the joke. Make it YOUR joke.
If it's not yours, it's someone else's to use against you.
Now, none of this means Schumer isn't a plagiarist (or is funny), but she's *also* not handling it well.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 26, 2016 04:54 PM (bLnSU)
'I didn't know you couldn't do that'.
Also love aziz ansari.
Posted by: Lea at January 26, 2016 04:55 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 04:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 04:53 PM (qUNWi)
I don't believe so. He went to Africa and was living with some people he was distantly related to. I think he just decided to quit while he was ahead.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:55 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2016 04:55 PM (kqD9B)
Haven't watched him in a long time, but Ron White is one comic who comes to mind that I have found funny.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2016 04:56 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 26, 2016 04:56 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 04:53 PM (xuouz)
I wasn't solely focused on the would/wouldn't with a stolen dick part, it's the overall vibe and the shared characteristics that we're supposed to think she's attractive, funny and talented because Hollywood is telling us we should, not because she actually is any of these things.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 26, 2016 04:56 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: A Bear in the Woods at January 26, 2016 04:56 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 26, 2016 04:56 PM (dFi94)
Chapelle's a muslim, too.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 04:55 PM (oVJmc)
Noooooo!
Srsly??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 04:56 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: jwest at January 26, 2016 04:57 PM (Zs4uk)
Can't you just fap to porn like everybody else?
Ewwwwwwww.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 04:57 PM (Yzubb)
*Looks at other comedian's plate*
You gonna tell that joke...?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 04:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2016 04:57 PM (b99VK)
So, you're saying this is a cat fight?
Glad I did my yoga,
I don't care about anything atm.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2016 04:57 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 04:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2016 04:58 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2016 04:58 PM (z/Ubi)
Dave Chappelle talks about being a Muslim and what drove him to head to Africa at the height of his career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnZoG_Fq_j0
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2016 04:58 PM (qCMvj)
It's about damn time! Ace, here's you a post topic.
SFW----http://tinyurl.com/jckfxkv
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2016 04:57 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2016 04:58 PM (X+nFp)
Cleveland is in Africa now?
Posted by: Haven Monahan at January 26, 2016 04:59 PM (326rv)
Still makes me giggle every time I see him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 04:59 PM (FsuaD)
OT:
Wonderful. Now the fucking fascists in the medical industry are calling for Universal Depression Screening.
http://tinyurl.com/h4n8zey
And for those of you who predicted this after the medical industry tried to interrogate patients on whether they own guns.......you get a cookie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2016 04:59 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: A Bear in the Woods at January 26, 2016 04:56 PM (zv81W)
I thought Chappelle was hilarious. His movie Half-Baked is very funny, and even though the whole thing is about weed you don't have to be a stoner to enjoy it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 26, 2016 04:59 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:59 PM (FqI4R)
So the first time in days that I delurk at work, Abe Vigoda dies?
Well, fuck.
*goes back to lurking*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2016 05:00 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2016 05:00 PM (kqD9B)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 05:00 PM (qUNWi)
Muslim parents. Anti-religion.
Angry dude if you've ever seen his
Twitter rants. Explains why he is
funny and why chicks don't want to
date him.
Anger doesn't get the grl. Gets
you an ankle bracelet.
Posted by: ugg boots at January 26, 2016 05:00 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 05:01 PM (Yzubb)
Wait, wait, wait...
So the first time in days that I delurk at work, Abe Vigoda dies?
Well, fuck.
*goes back to lurking*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2016 05:00 PM (bzd8I)
YOU KILLED ABE VIGODA!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 05:01 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 26, 2016 05:01 PM (6n332)
So the first time in days that I delurk at work, Abe Vigoda dies?
Well, fuck.
*goes back to lurking*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2016 05:00 PM (bzd8I)
Wait...it was you! SOMEBODY STOP THAT GUY!! HE KILLED ABE!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 26, 2016 05:01 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 04:55 PM (oVJmc)<<<
HWWAAATTT?!
HWHAAATTTT?!?!
**cups hand to ear**
HHWWHHHAAAATTT?!?!?!
OOOOKKAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
Posted by: Dave Chappelle as Lil Jon at January 26, 2016 05:01 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 05:02 PM (qUNWi)
So the first time in days that I delurk at work, Abe Vigoda dies?
Well, fuck.
*goes back to lurking*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Geez. Thanks, dude. Who you gonna kill next?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 05:02 PM (Yzubb)
Not. Idiot.
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2016 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
Lucy Hale*
I hate when someone finds success and people try to knock it. @amyschumer is incredible. Let her freakin shine.
*Blow Pro celebrity ambassador. No, really -
http://www.teenvogue.com/story/lucy-hale-blow-pro-interview
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2016 05:02 PM (kdS6q)
Can the people she stole from knock it?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 05:02 PM (Yzubb)
*quickly scribbles Wish List for RedMindBlueState*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 05:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2016 04:59 PM (j4wsR)
"I'm sorry, Doctor, but due to the regulatory degradation of doctor-patient privilege, I can only speak to you about the condition I've come to see you about today."
I came up with that to deal with the gun question - *which none of my doctors have ever asked*.
It's like they *know* I'm ready for it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 26, 2016 05:04 PM (bLnSU)
Caveat to the below: it's my understanding that:
Blacks in this country have a sophie's choice when it comes to cultural identity, which is something black males have more pressure to signal than other races. They can be square and appear inauthentic, embrace the stereotype of pop African American culture and *be* inauthentic, or take a third path and just do their own thing, which is lonely AND doesn't free you from the original dichotomy.
Islam preys on that. The US also happens to be one of the only places in the entire world where you can be a practicing muslim and treat it as a philosophy, without having to deal with cultural islam. That will be changing soon.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think African Americans and islam have a relationship where their black identity is served through their adoption of a non-christian religion in a way that allows them to not be "of white culture" which is important for a formerly (and, in my opinion, currently) enslaved people. Knowing what a hot- and pig-headed individual I am, if I was black, I'd probably have a tendency there myself. As it is, I think everyone has a right to fly the CFB if they like, and it's not racist to do so. I extend the same gray area to black American muslims.
Am I worried about our black countrymen and islam in the near future? Sure am. It would be a shame for them to go on the pyre with the rest of those human stains.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 05:04 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: grammie winger
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How you doin'?
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2016 05:04 PM (I7I0v)
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2016 05:04 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 05:06 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 26, 2016 05:06 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 26, 2016 05:06 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Tobasco at January 26, 2016 05:07 PM (6U2tl)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2016 05:07 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2016 04:58 PM (b99VK)
Tell that to the Egyptian economy.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 05:07 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 26, 2016 05:07 PM (JO9+V)
====
same as wiccans sort of.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 26, 2016 05:08 PM (Cq0oW)
I'll try. Would Jesus approve of massively compensating an elderly woman for her property? To build a gambling casino?
Extra points if you show your work.
Posted by: ugg boots at January 26, 2016 05:08 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at January 26, 2016 05:08 PM (9krrF)
***********
I know where you were going....
Posted by: Phil Hartmark at January 26, 2016 05:08 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 05:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 05:09 PM (FsuaD)
The irony being that it's largely Islam that's responsible for the sequence of misfortunes they've suffered. Funny nobody ever seems to bring that up.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at January 26, 2016 05:10 PM (9krrF)
You know what else stopped being funny real fast?
The semi-improv movies with, ah, um, those people.
They did Best In Show, which was a hoot.
But then they did the same exact thing in all the subsequent movies.
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 04:53 PM (FqI4R)"
You are wrong. All of those Christopher Guest movies are funny. And so is that show "Family Tree" with Chris O'Dowd and many of the same people from those movies.
If you don't think those are funny, you should probably see a psychiatrist and either relive your traumatic childhood or get some meds.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 05:10 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at January 26, 2016 05:10 PM (OQ9R7)
Extra points if you show your work.
Gambling casino or Knights of Columbus bingo hall?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 05:10 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark at January 26, 2016 05:10 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 05:06 PM (qUNWi)
No shit. But for American blacks who flirt with islam, it's more about signalling their down-ness with malcolm x than the pillars of islam.
Could this be changing. Yes. But I consider black American muslims to be our countrymen first, and their pop-adoption of that religion more cultural signalling than anything. And I get it.
When they start stuffing their women in bags, then they've crossed a line.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 05:10 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Kensington at January 26, 2016 05:10 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 05:11 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: donna at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 26, 2016 05:08 PM (Cq0oW)
That's a different "black identity"
*cackles*
*hubbles and bubbles an eye of newt with a wolfsbane bolus*
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (xuouz)
Smart businessman. It benefits nothing to whine, when others will do it for him. By denying, he also avoids wrath of the SJW and feminazis.
Posted by: wooga at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (llPmN)
When they don't, ISIS will.
Too bad. So sad.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (Yzubb)
Christianity means confessing you are sinner and atone for your sin.. accept Christ and all will be forgiven by him. ( condensed )
Muzzie means none of that shit. It's about us vs thems and if you offed whitey, .. well... if whitey wasn't a muslim, then no problemo. ( accurate )
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (e7T6D)
Did he? Hmmm....maybe he stole it?
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: gh at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (YlqSL)
They just seem so incredibly anti-Cruz to the point of lacking credibility or reason. Nobody who is hugely supportive of Trump should HATE Cruz, just wish he wouldn't be doing better. They should mostly like him, like rival player on the same team.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (39g3+)
Visit the ONT tonight.
L, Elle could use a nice uplifting prayer, and you're the best around for that kind of thing.
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2016 05:14 PM (I7I0v)
They just seem so incredibly anti-Cruz to the point of lacking credibility or reason. Nobody who is hugely supportive of Trump should HATE Cruz, just wish he wouldn't be doing better. They should mostly like him, like rival player on the same team.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (39g3+)
Yeah well Trump supporters feel the same way about the venom directed at him, only they're Rubio supporters.
Maybe they're all Rubio supporters.
Anyone can claim to be a Trump fan in a comment section. I've been doing it in here for months now and none of you are any the wiser.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 05:15 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: rickb223
I'm gonna go far out on a limb here but suppose that the Knights of Columbus -- while nattily dressed, old, yet brandishing swords -- don't have the sort of coin required to pay TEN TIMES FAIR MARKET VALUE. But then, I never got invited to roll the change after Bingo night.
Posted by: ugg boots at January 26, 2016 05:15 PM (fbovC)
for him. By denying, he also avoids wrath of the SJW and feminazis."
=======
Maybe, but I think it just makes him look foolish at worst, condescending at best. I mean, the evidence is damning enough that it really can't be dismissed as blithely as he has dismissed it on Twitter.
Posted by: Kensington at January 26, 2016 05:16 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at January 26, 2016 05:10 PM (9krrF)
_____
Much like how feminists and gays adore Muslims. Not sure if irony is the right word though.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 26, 2016 05:16 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (e7T6D)
Oh yeah. It's a vile perversion of human spirituality designed to turn human beings into orcish warriors. It has no redeeming qualities and if it cannot be worked, washed, scrubbed out of the fabric of human life it will have to be excised with the sword, in this millenium or the next.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 05:17 PM (xuouz)
I KNEW IT!!! That's it! I'm going fucko.
be right back... need another beer.
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 05:17 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 26, 2016 05:17 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at January 26, 2016 05:17 PM (OQ9R7)
Funny you should say that - I don't know many Wiccans, but every one I do know are obese white women. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 26, 2016 05:17 PM (ppaKI)
The problem with Christianity is that it requires a change of attitude and behavior. Islam just requires a steady pattern of specific acts, and encourages you to be a bastard against non-Muslims. Plus the Nation of Islam version is all blacks vs whites white supremacy stuff. Very easy to be part of and not have to change at all.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:18 PM (39g3+)
Oh just that one family. She is related to the Senator. Niece or something.
Posted by: wooga at January 26, 2016 05:18 PM (llPmN)
about as talented as Lena Dunham
or the Farrow kid who couldn't even read the news.
which is to say, we live in a society where merit means less than connectedness to the MSM.
Schumer. yeah right. all talent. right.
Posted by: simplemind at January 26, 2016 05:19 PM (JTwsP)
I have known a lot and... uh, yeah. It seems unfair but I haven't yet known a slim, pretty Wiccan. Except in movies. I have known some really nice Wiccans, but none of them were lovely and svelte.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 05:02 PM (Yzubb)
*quickly scribbles Wish List for RedMindBlueState*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 05:03 PM
I'll consult with AtC...I understand she has The List.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2016 05:20 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at January 26, 2016 05:20 PM (OQ9R7)
Muslim parents. Anti-religion.
Angry dude if you've ever seen his
Twitter rants. Explains why he is
funny and why chicks don't want to
date him.
Anger doesn't get the grl. Gets
you an ankle bracelet.
Posted by: ugg boots at January 26, 2016 05:00 PM (
I'm not trying to date him, just think he's funny. His standup on sheet thread counts and messing with his cousin on Facebook are great.
Posted by: Lea at January 26, 2016 05:21 PM (vmMMi)
Trump is now morphing into a monolingual version of Rubio.
Posted by: Harun at January 26, 2016 05:21 PM (UBBWX)
Sheriff Joe... he likes Trump Steaks!
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 05:22 PM (e7T6D)
NONE of them were ugly fat chicks. But, they were ALL totally fucking nuts.
But they started with AA then Native American spiritualism to the crystal/pretty rocks hold great power BS on to Space Aliens and on and on. It was all quite amusing and I put up with because...
Anyway, most of them are either back in AA or they've chilled out and have kids that they take to church regularly.
Posted by: CozMark at January 26, 2016 05:22 PM (CbGSW)
Muzzie means none of that shit. It's about us vs thems and if you offed
whitey, .. well... if whitey wasn't a muslim, then no problemo. (
accurate )
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 05:13 PM (e7T6D)
Oh yeah. It's a vile perversion of human spirituality designed to
turn human beings into orcish warriors. It has no redeeming qualities
and if it cannot be worked, washed, scrubbed out of the fabric of human
life it will have to be excised with the sword, in this millenium or the
next.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 05:17 PM (xuouz)"
I think that if Charles Manson invented a religion, it would be very much like Islam.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 05:23 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 05:24 PM (FqI4R)
Everyone vote Trump and I'll talk to you later
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 26, 2016 05:24 PM (xuouz)
what do you make of John Mulaney completely and totally denying on Twitter that she stole from him.
Posted by: Kensington
Things not working out career-wise for John and Comedy Central is hiring.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2016 05:25 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hyman Roth at January 26, 2016 05:26 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 05:23
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Well, he did start a pretty good cult of personality. It just got shut down too early on. He still has followers though. The Manson Family is still around.
Posted by: CozMark at January 26, 2016 05:27 PM (CbGSW)
For example, the Nation of Islam in practice generally ends up with neighborhoods being better protected, kids being put in school, men dressing better and being more responsible, etc.
But the trend is away from that and toward the more bloodthirsty, extreme, and tribal side.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 05:23 PM (QHgTq)
Exactly.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 26, 2016 05:27 PM (WWdgA)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at January 26, 2016 05:27 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 05:28 PM (iQIUe)
that it was human nature to react to an occupation. What a pig. Cant
stand these UN assholes.
So they're totes cool with someone driving bulldozer through the NY UN building? Good to know.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 26, 2016 05:29 PM (4WhSY)
If you don't think those are funny, you should probably see a psychiatrist and either relive your traumatic childhood or get some meds.
Great advice from someone who liked, a lot, A Mighty Wind. Shame on you.
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 05:29 PM (FqI4R)
Posted by: CozMark at January 26, 2016 05:30 PM (CbGSW)
Only in the most totalitarian way. .....and free will for some, not everyone. Without that, none of it even makes sense.
It's not a religion. It just had to be pawned off as such so Mr. and Mrs. lowest common denominator, would accept it.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 26, 2016 05:31 PM (WWdgA)
The problem is that I am not sure how much you can separate the religious parts of Islam and the cultural aspects.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2016 05:31 PM (iHjB5)
picasso reportedly advised artists "don't borrow. steal"
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 26, 2016 05:31 PM (WTSFk)
He's not wrong that its human nature to react to an occupation. The problem lies in how you react. Holding a general strike or non violent protest is one thing, but murdering people at random? Firing rockets by the thousand into cities? Blowing up schoolchildren?
Some acts you take negate the rightness of your cause, if you had any to begin with.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:31 PM (39g3+)
Added to my lexicon today:
perezhilton
Amy Schumer goes HAM on a misogynist!
The HAM in "goes HAM" is apparently Hard as A M'fcker. Which, would be HAAM, but there's urban public schools for you.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2016 05:31 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2016 05:32 PM (4ErVI)
Works for Hillary.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 26, 2016 05:32 PM (k8tEg)
Betas gonna beta.
Posted by: Lauren at January 26, 2016 05:33 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 26, 2016 05:33 PM (WTSFk)
They are bad guys, no doubt about it. But they are an example of how Islam can be a positive and (at least mostly) non-violent presence in America. NOL aren't shooting up shopping centers and blowing up buildings.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at January 26, 2016 05:35 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 05:35 PM (dciA+)
================================================
Unless they stumble upon a Jewish neighborhood. Then all bets are off.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 26, 2016 05:35 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 26, 2016 05:36 PM (WTSFk)
Also, it helps to be occupied. Not squatting.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 05:37 PM (Yzubb)
Uncaps beer; I earned it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 05:37 PM (Z8fuk)
If you don't think those are funny, you should probably see a
psychiatrist and either relive your traumatic childhood or get some
meds.
Great advice from someone who liked, a lot, A Mighty Wind. Shame on you.
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 05:29 PM (FqI4R)"
There's a puppy in the parlor
And a skillet on the stove
And a smelly old blanket that a Navajo wove
And there chicken on the table
But you've got to say grace
Etc etc at Old Joe's Place
Now if that doesn't just tickle your funny bone, there is just a dank, rotting mass of putrescence where your soul should be.
You are probably one of those longbow people.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 05:37 PM (QHgTq)
a comment guaranteed to find agreement.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 26, 2016 05:38 PM (WTSFk)
They are bad guys, no doubt about it. But they are an example of how Islam can be a positive and (at least mostly) non-violent presence in America.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:33 PM (39g3+)
The islamic world didn't even accept the nation of islam as islamic for decades ... until the first world trade center bombing when they realized that the nation of islam represented a presence "in the belly of the beast".
Personally, I get a kick out of the fact that blacks are attracted to islam when islam is more anti-black than pretty much anyone else. Of course, Louis Farrakhan thinks that islam has more to do with aliens and the Mother Ship ... so I can see why he doesn't care about that.
Who do blacks think started the African slave trade and opened up the routes? Who do they think continued it long after Europeans had stopped? It's just pathetically funny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 05:38 PM (zc3Db)
Unless she paid MAD TV to re-do the sketch (a possibility -- maybe something that happens in the field, and why not?), then we have a problem.
Is it possible that the writer of the MAD TV sketch is now a writer on her show?
Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2016 05:39 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 26, 2016 05:39 PM (WTSFk)
Yeah, real Arabic Muslim types are really, really bigoted against anyone but Arabs. And then they break of Arabs into different groups with levels of acceptance, too. The palestinians rank pretty low.
I think only Asians are more anti-black than Arabs.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 26, 2016 05:41 PM (ckvus)
Some acts you take negate the rightness of your cause, if you had any to begin with.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:31 PM (39g3+)
And "Palestine" really was never occupied, anyway. When modern Jewish settlement began in the early 20th Century, mostly the settlers bought land from its existing owners, often Ottoman Turk absentee landlords. And whatever land Israel has annexed since, as a result of winning wars started by brain-dead muslims, they own, fair and square, by right of conquest. They should have expelled all the muzzies right from the get-go.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 05:42 PM (Z8fuk)
Whitey.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 05:42 PM (Yzubb)
it is -- and I'm not sure what the etiquette is there. Can you re-sell your old material? I imagine you can, in many cases.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 05:42 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2016 05:43 PM (sj3Ax)
and opened up the routes? Who do they think continued it long after
Europeans had stopped? It's just pathetically funny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 05:38 PM (zc3Db)"
Why descendants of the creatures created by the evil Doctor Yakub, of course. You thought there might be any other answer?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 05:43 PM (QHgTq)
Who do blacks think started the African slave
trade and opened up the routes? Who do they think continued it long
after Europeans had stopped? It's just pathetically funny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Yep.
Kinda like the white guilt that gets thrown at Americans for the Dutch and Spaniards killin' and swindling the injuns back in the day. Ignorance of history... it suits some folks just fine.
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 05:43 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 05:43 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 26, 2016 05:43 PM (IRhwt)
As Arabs are caucasian, technically true....
That would be the answer though. Nation of Islam is big on the whole "the white devil lies constantly" alternate history jazz you get in some Black Studies courses. You know, the "Egyptians invented airplanes and they were black, dammit" nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:43 PM (39g3+)
Think about it: If Schumer had never said "Take my wife. Please." ...
Posted by: FireHorse at January 26, 2016 05:44 PM (XsI0h)
it is -- and I'm not sure what the etiquette is there. Can you re-sell your old material? I imagine you can, in many cases.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 05:42 PM (dciA+)
I think Mad TV would own it.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 26, 2016 05:44 PM (ziriD)
When that same exact behavior is acted out by an individual with a vagina, suddenly it's no longer detrimental to society but rather empowering and only prudes who want to slut shame women would object in the first place.
Amy Schumer's success is the result of feminist hypocrisy and female privilege.
Posted by: Jess at January 26, 2016 05:45 PM (8olbK)
it is -- and I'm not sure what the etiquette is there. Can you re-sell your old material? I imagine you can, in many cases.
What does the contract say? It may say "any material written for the Mad TV show, becomes property of Mad TV".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 05:45 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 05:45 PM (gmeXX)
Smart move on that guy's part. Colleges have been railroading people far too long with near-total contempt for due process and justice.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lauren at January 26, 2016 05:46 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 05:46 PM (e7T6D)
Any material you make for hire belongs to the person who hired you, even intellectual property unless your contract says otherwise, in very specific terms. However, if you're really rich you can get a judge to give it to you anyway, sometimes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:46 PM (39g3+)
So we're driving back to work and come to an intersection with a NoI guy on the corner selling their newspaper which they bought. It was like I wasn't even in the car. I mean, if the Klan was selling the Daily Klanner and regardless if anyone was with me, I'd give them the finger and get ready for anything.
But they didn't. I thought it was rude.
Posted by: CozMark at January 26, 2016 05:46 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:43 PM (39g3+)
Actually, that was a bit Amy Schumer used to do in high school for local talent competitions. The Black Studies and Afro-centric folks stole it thinking that it was serious.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 05:47 PM (zc3Db)
And then that bitch, Marco Rubio's Garbage, will see how good she could have had it.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 05:47 PM (oVJmc)
Betas gonna beta.
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Maybe, but that guy is funny. I hope he can find a sitcom or other vehicle that works for him.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 05:49 PM (gmeXX)
(Calculates cigarettes per day, current appearance, tax per pack, health care premium, CO2 level, oceans rising, SMOD probability, debt level, continued probability of social security benefits into spreadsheet model and hits *calculate*.
Hmm. 3,000 cigarettes per day?)
Posted by: ugg boots at January 26, 2016 05:53 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: colin at January 26, 2016 05:53 PM (InayV)
Besides, it would be completely unmanageable to allow such a thing. You would have to sort out who was responsible for which joke, a nearly impossible task since comedy skit-writing is such a collaborative process. Also, the last thing a production company wants is to be unable to sell its product five years from now because 10 different writers have hypothetical claims over parts of it's shows.
As a hack lawyer I know about this stuff.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2016 05:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: John Mulaney at January 26, 2016 05:53 PM (lRwmz)
How old is the MadTv skit? It seems too recent to be reusing the skit even if she bought it.
There are a lot of comedians out there. You dont here so many allegations of stealing about them.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 05:54 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Alf767 at January 26, 2016 05:54 PM (VtSj9)
Besides, it would be completely unmanageable to allow such a thing. You would have to sort out who was responsible for which joke, a nearly impossible task since comedy skit-writing is such a collaborative process. Also, the last thing a production company wants is to be unable to sell its product five years from now because 10 different writers have hypothetical claims over parts of it's shows.
As a hack lawyer I know about this stuff.
..
i imagine that's all true. I'm just trying to speculate some possible defense.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 05:54 PM (dciA+)
But yet you did, you bloated, piggy-faced egomaniac.
Posted by: rrpjr at January 26, 2016 05:54 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 05:55 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 05:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 05:54 PM (dciA+)
We're pretty much down to insanity at this point.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2016 05:55 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Grump928(c) moonlighting in Calcutta at January 26, 2016 05:56 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 26, 2016 05:57 PM (Fb1Q9)
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Its like the steroid users. Why did they do it? Because it got them more money. You can come up with other plausible defenses - pressure to perform, etc. But it really just comes down to money.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 05:57 PM (gmeXX)
he doesn't know how it happened; he's assuming it's "parallel thinking."
I would say he's coming to the defense of someone he knows and probably thinks well of.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 05:57 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 05:58 PM (iQIUe)
this is interesting
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell Attorney Heads Pro-Cruz, Anti-Trump Super PAC...
http://ow.ly/Xzi87
hmmmm
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2016 05:58 PM (qCMvj)
Headline: Woody Allen hires oversexualize girl-child with daddy issues.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 05:58 PM (39g3+)
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell Attorney Heads Pro-Cruz, Anti-Trump Super PAC...
http://ow.ly/Xzi87
hmmmm
Wheels within wheels, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2016 05:59 PM (8ZskC)
Well, at least Amy Schumer isn't our First Lady or the First Lady of Canada who apparently in 2002? Did a parody of an informercial about the taste of menstrual blood. Terrible
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gse7no5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 05:59 PM (w4NZ8)
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That and I'm not sure how it really benefits him to attack her on that. His execution is much better anyway.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (iQIUe)
I despise Amy Schumer's brand of frat girl humor. Feminists have been
complaining for years about the boorish, rowdy, spoiled, promiscuous
behavior of young men and their so-called patriarchal privilege.
When that same exact behavior is acted out by an individual with a
vagina, suddenly it's no longer detrimental to society but rather
empowering and only prudes who want to slut shame women would object in
the first place.
Amy Schumer's success is the result of feminist hypocrisy and female privilege.
Posted by: Jess at January 26, 2016 05:45 PM (8olbK)
THIS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (FsuaD)
no shocker here either
National Review's Conservative 'Thought Leader' Dana Loesch Endorses Ted Cruz
breitbart
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (qCMvj)
THIS. You can thank me later.
( also posted dead thread.. )
( I blame beer)
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (e7T6D)
Maybe she didn't steal that one. Or maybe he's hoping to get some. Lot of guys will White Knight hoping she'll rip her clothes off and leap on them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2016 05:59 PM (8ZskC)
everything is always buried deep
we are so in the dark
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (qCMvj)
Again?
Posted by: Grump928(c) moonlighting in Calcutta
♪Cancel my subscription to the Resurrection ♪
Posted by: Jim Morrison at January 26, 2016 06:01 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 06:01 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 05:57 PM (dciA+)
Perhaps maybe he thinks if he "allows" her to steal from him, that she will owe him a debt, and can advance his career.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:02 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2016 06:02 PM (/TB12)
Can't wait for the muzzies to show up for the songfest.
Thousands and thousands of muzzies jamming the concert halls just for you Natalie.
Enjoy yourself.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2016 06:02 PM (r65B3)
National Review's Conservative 'Thought Leader' Dana Loesch Endorses Ted Cruz
breitbart
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Is the NR portion meant to discredit her? I don't think anyone considers her NR's Conservative Thought Leader?
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 06:02 PM (gmeXX)
Maybe she didn't steal that one. Or maybe he's hoping to get some. Lot of guys will White Knight hoping she'll rip her clothes off and leap on them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (39g3+)
Which pretty much never works, so I'm mystified as to why guys still use this strategy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 26, 2016 06:03 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:03 PM (39g3+)
A pack and a half? Amateur.
Posted by: Humphrey Bogart
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Pfft.
Posted by: The Duke at January 26, 2016 06:03 PM (OLNwX)
Proof is all over youtube. Flat out stole, not just jokes, whole sections of Bill Hicks' act.
Posted by: CozMark at January 26, 2016 06:03 PM (CbGSW)
I see Natalie Maines is still ashamed, only this time of Cruz and Trump.
But that won't stop her from a new European concert tour.
Can't wait for the muzzies to show up for the songfest.
Thousands and thousands of muzzies jamming the concert halls just for you Natalie.
Enjoy yourself.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2016 06:02 PM (r65B3)
Wait...the Dixie Chicks are still around? Huh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 06:03 PM (FsuaD)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gse7no5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 05:59 PM (w4NZ
Canada has no First Lady. The PM has a wife, full stop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:04 PM (Z8fuk)
They do mainly supermarket openings and birthday parties in the U.S.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2016 06:04 PM (8ZskC)
I play an ex ball player who now owns a bar...and get this, I'm also a recovering alcoholic!!!
The jokes have already been written....I mean write themselves!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 06:04 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: LeBron Horowitz at January 26, 2016 06:05 PM (c4RQQ)
My wife's grandmother quit when she was 90 because they quit making Larks.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2016 06:05 PM (YFFpo)
Confirm that it's settled law that copyright reverts to author after a year?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 26, 2016 06:05 PM (THbsi)
Also remember when everything cool was made in Japan? A friend and I were reminiscing about that just yesterday.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2016 06:06 PM (LA7Cm)
Satan leaves hell, meets a guy, and they investigate crimes together.
Imagine being there for that elevator pitch and how stoned the exec was to greenlight it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:04 PM (Z8fuk)
There's the Queen - sort of an ultra-First Lady. With the power to dissolve the government, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 06:06 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 06:03 PM (FsuaD)<<<
Their act sure isn't.
And no one's watching up here either.
Posted by: ghost of Abe Vigoda at January 26, 2016 06:06 PM (H9MG5)
I'm ashamed that Saunders is from America.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 06:08 PM (UBS9M)
The single wierdest concept for a TV show is Lucifer:
Satan leaves hell, meets a guy, and they investigate crimes together.
Imagine being there for that elevator pitch and how stoned the exec was to greenlight it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:06 PM (39g3+)
Are they also ghey lovers? Gotta hit that demo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 06:08 PM (FsuaD)
So that pro-Trump talk by McConnell was a LIE?
Tsk-tsk.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 06:08 PM (oVJmc)
My wife's grandmother quit when she was 90 because they quit making Larks.
That hit my funnybone for some reason.
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 06:08 PM (qUNWi)
Satan leaves hell, meets a guy, and they investigate crimes together.
Imagine being there for that elevator pitch and how stoned the exec was to greenlight it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:06 PM (39g3+)
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That's one very hot looking guy he meets. lol Did you watch it? It is amusing. Good music, nice car, good actors.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:09 PM (iQIUe)
Range 15 movie.
Vets make a zed movie... funded by folks... like me.. just got done showing at Sundance last weekend. They got a handful of A-list stars to join in.. rest of cast are all vets... some very famous vets.
Movie will be released sometime in the spring. Trailer came out today. See what you think. ( I think it's awesome )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss63UOd4P84
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:10 PM (e7T6D)
396 >>>There is no production company on Earth that would permit a lowly writer to have copyright over portions of its show because the writer wrote it. The writer gives up any claim to ownership of his work to the production company when he signs on.
Besides, it would be completely unmanageable to allow such a thing. You would have to sort out who was responsible for which joke, a nearly impossible task since comedy skit-writing is such a collaborative process. Also, the last thing a production company wants is to be unable to sell its product five years from now because 10 different writers have hypothetical claims over parts of it's shows.
As a hack lawyer I know about this stuff.
..
i imagine that's all true. I'm just trying to speculate some possible defense.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2016 05:54 PM (dciA+)
Let's just put it this way. The best case scenario is that it demonstrates her show is not some original groundbreaking comedic spectacle. It's copying shit a decade old.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 26, 2016 06:10 PM (z/Ubi)
Print copyrights are a lot longer term than that. However, undefended use of copyright is an area I am not familiar with and do not understand. Copyright laws look like a cross between kitten-tangled yarn and a Rube Goldberg device so I'm not sure anyone really understands any of it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:10 PM (39g3+)
There's the Queen - sort of an ultra-First Lady. With the power to dissolve the government, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
She uses aqua regia to do that - amirite?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2016 06:11 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Satan's 'Partner' at January 26, 2016 06:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zombie Milton Berle at January 26, 2016 06:12 PM (1ijHg)
Got a neighbor whose Dad died, mid-90's. Two packs a day. Camels. Unfiltered. Said neighbors Mom, recipient of second hand smoke for 70 plus years, still rolling.
Posted by: ugg boots at January 26, 2016 06:12 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 06:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 26, 2016 06:10 PM (z/Ubi)
Next week, she's going to pose as Sarah Palin, and say that she can see Russia from her house. Bleeding edge, man!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:12 PM (Z8fuk)
They stopped making Fatima Cigarettes too, the bastards
Posted by: Jack Webb at January 26, 2016 06:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2016 06:11 PM (BK3ZS)
Is that the term for it?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 06:13 PM (zc3Db)
So, never. If there ever was a character that should be in public domain, its Mickey Mouse. But they'll kill to keep that copyright for eternity.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:13 PM (39g3+)
1. she will blame her writers for being plagerists.
2. this will be difficult as one is her sister
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 06:13 PM (zc3Db)
Aqua Regina: she pees on them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:14 PM (Z8fuk)
https://twitter.com/mulaney/status/680055392555130880
Though I'm sure the video of Schumer predates that performance. So either he was cool with the "borrowing," he didn't know about it, or he just wasn't angry enough to let it prevent one brief bit of promotion for the two of them.
Posted by: Mark V. at January 26, 2016 06:14 PM (bZL5e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 06:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2016 06:15 PM (4ErVI)
If next week Amy Shummer is eating out Dan Rather's daughter's a$$hole, I guess we'll know.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2016 06:16 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 26, 2016 06:16 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:17 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 06:17 PM (w4NZ8)
Trump just scolded Bret Baier about Fox "playing games, I don't like games."
Carry on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 06:14 PM (FsuaD)
He didn't get to where he is playing games. Frankly, I'm tired of the grab ass gotcha games that pass for the "political process".
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2016 06:17 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:17 PM (DUoqb)
Range 15 movie.
Vets make a zed movie... funded by folks... like me.. just got done showing at Sundance last weekend. They got a handful of A-list stars to join in.. rest of cast are all vets... some very famous vets.
Movie will be released sometime in the spring. Trailer came out today. See what you think. ( I think it's awesome )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss63UOd4P84
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:10 PM (e7T6D)
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Those boobies did not look like they were veterans of any foreign wars.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 26, 2016 06:17 PM (LUgeY)
Canada has no First Lady.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:04 PM (Z8fuk)
There's the Queen - sort of an ultra-First Lady. With the power to dissolve the government, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 06:06 PM (zc3Db)"
Dissolve them? Like in the Wizard of Oz? That's awesome.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 06:18 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 06:13 PM (zc3Db)
Okay ... I feel pretty silly, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 06:18 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:18 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:18 PM (zOTsN)
So, never. If there ever was a character that should be in public
domain, its Mickey Mouse. But they'll kill to keep that copyright for
eternity.
They would keep the trademark, since it's an active product. This would bar people from producing new MM stuff.
But the copyright on things they already produced, years ago, should have expired long ago, if they didn't keep buying politicians to extend it for them. Therefore, people could copy (and sell) Steamboat Willie all they liked.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 06:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 06:19 PM (w4NZ8)
According to Wikipedia "Lucifer" is kinda-sorta spun off from the Sandman comic strip by Neil Gaiman.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 26, 2016 06:19 PM (kCfMX)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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Whoa! There's no need to kill anyone. We can sponsor some legislation. On the other hand, it will be difficult to get this legislation passed unless we're re-elected.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan at January 26, 2016 06:19 PM (3GAnN)
Cheesecake is lady crack.
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 06:20 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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*feels nostalgia, again, for his Datsun 510 *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2016 06:20 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 06:17 PM (w4NZ
It's OK, your source got it wrong, too. Heck, there are probably plenty of LIV Canadians who think Sophie is "First Lady".
Fact: if we did have a "First Spouse", it would be the wife/husband of the Governor General, the Queen's representative in Canada. In a Parliamentary system, head of state, and leader of government are two different roles, filled by separate and distinct people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:20 PM (Z8fuk)
why do they care?
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:18 PM (zOTsN)
Because they have to protect the narrative
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 26, 2016 06:21 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: otho at January 26, 2016 06:21 PM (EWg9n)
of guys will White Knight hoping she'll rip her clothes off and leap on
them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:00 PM (39g3+)
Which pretty much never works, so I'm mystified as to why guys still use this strategy."
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Hey, for some of us, that's our only move!
Posted by: Kensington at January 26, 2016 06:21 PM (7Kbxu)
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Well here is where President Trump can negotiate. Disney, you either get your H1B visas or copyright extension. Not both.
Then Disney goes to Congress and gets both.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 06:21 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 26, 2016 06:22 PM (kCfMX)
I hope your son is doing well. You must be so proud of him and his service to our country.
Posted by: Jess at January 26, 2016 06:22 PM (8olbK)
So anyway, throughout the movie, the dog was laughing during the funny parts, crying at the sad parts and generally acting like a very enthusiastic human movie goer.
At the end the audience clapped and the dog stood on her hind legs and clapped her front paws in terrific excitement. On the way out I said to the man "that's incredible that your dog responded to the movie like that!"
He replied, "what's amazing about it is that she wasn't too fond of the book."
(stolen from National Lampoon, May 197
Posted by: ironbill at January 26, 2016 06:22 PM (zUH91)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:21 PM (iQIUe)
maybe we can trade him for Abe Vigoda
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:22 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2016 06:22 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:22 PM (zOTsN)
Why would you think a woman is capable of parallel thinking when they can't even manage parallel parking?
**ducks, runs (serpentine) for cover**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2016 06:23 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 26, 2016 06:22 PM (kCfMX)
Every thread is an Abe Vigoda thread. We are all Abe Vigoda
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:23 PM (DUoqb)
or instead of blaming her writers, she could say everybody does it and the world is just picking on her because she is a woman
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2016 06:13 PM (zc3Db)
Aqua Regina: she pees on them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Aqua Velva.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 06:23 PM (Yzubb)
That's impossible.
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 06:23 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:23 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 26, 2016 06:23 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: Funny Man at January 26, 2016 06:24 PM (wdthA)
Good times though.
former owner of a Civic... 1982... engine seized on highway 40 .. west of OKC... oil pump failed. Heh. Yeah... I miss the good times..
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:24 PM (e7T6D)
"The Rebel" (original source) got it correct, of course, being Canadian. I hope you have better fortune with Trudeau and his wife than we have had with Obama and his.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 06:24 PM (w4NZ8)
Fox is reporting an assistant to the DA who indicted the Planned Parenthood film makers, is on the board of Planned Parenthood.
Alrighty then.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 06:24 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2016 06:23 PM (NeFrd)
launching you to a parallel universe
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:24 PM (zOTsN)
Why would you think a woman is capable of parallel thinking when they can't even manage parallel parking?
**ducks, runs (serpentine) for cover**
Fvck me. Iced tea all over the Chicken Express booth!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 06:24 PM (Yzubb)
Cant believe Dan Rather is still alive. He's 84. Who thought that movie
Truth would be anything but a horrible idea? How tone death do you have
to be?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:21 PM (iQIUe)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
He and his son (or grandson) are setting up an award for excellence in journalism or some such un-self aware BS like that. The Rather.
Posted by: CozMark at January 26, 2016 06:24 PM (CbGSW)
487 Thanks Jane D'oh!!!! I've been a longtime lurker in the comments section but only recently become brave enough to begin posting my own opinions.
I hope your son is doing well. You must be so proud of him and his service to our country.
Posted by: Jess at January 26, 2016 06:22 PM (8olbK)
But but but weren't you intimidated to post by the old and basic commenting system?
Posted by: Buzzion at January 26, 2016 06:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Fox is reporting an assistant to the DA who indicted the Planned Parenthood film makers, is on the board of Planned Parenthood.
Alrighty then.
Discovery should be a hoot.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 06:25 PM (Yzubb)
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The best way to handle this is to simply vote out the DA.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 06:25 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:25 PM (zOTsN)
Courage.
Posted by: Dan Rather at January 26, 2016 06:25 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 06:26 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Matt Klewlis at January 26, 2016 06:26 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Oh. Thank goodness. I read Natalie Maines, but my mind went to Natalie Merchant, whom I always liked. And if she's a batshit crazy leftist, too, I don't want to know about it, thank you very much.
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2016 06:26 PM (I7I0v)
Those old Civics, the little bitty Hondas, 50 MPG in good working order. Sure, you hit an acorn and total the thing but they were amazing little cars.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 06:24 PM (w4NZ
(crawls onto roof of 24 Sussex Drive, paints bulls-eye for SMOD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:27 PM (Z8fuk)
Surprisingly his name isn't Red Neckerson.
Samy Mohamed Hamzeh
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 26, 2016 06:27 PM (IRhwt)
I would love to have a 240Z. Classic , awesome car. your husband is fortunate and you.... you are clearly an awesome wife.
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:28 PM (e7T6D)
Haven't seen any were that's I heard one Rush's radio program one question to Hildabeast that's the question was an setup.
Dana Loesch is publicly backing Cruz button nothing about stretch after joining the NR criticism of Trump.
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2016 06:28 PM (hk3Fb)
She's just got that vibe.
But I really like her stuff.
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 06:28 PM (qUNWi)
Patents are for 20 years. Copyright is forever as long as Disney keeps bribing Congress.
If Republicans had the sense to understand that everybody in Hollywood hates them, they would do a common sense rationalization of out intellectual property laws and make copyright also good for 20 years. Every song or movie made before January 26, 1996 would be in the public domain.
Do you think that would appeal to the Millenials?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 06:28 PM (QHgTq)
I was thinking the same thing, actually. I know nothing about Merchant's politics, only that she has an amazing voice. I dated a girl that could sing just like her.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:28 PM (39g3+)
Eh, mystery solved.
It was me that sold other people's jokes to Amy Schumer.
Yeah, she sold her soul to me for fame...
But, come on. I was gonna get that one anyway.
So, I didn't do my best work. Sue me.
Posted by: Lucifer at January 26, 2016 06:28 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Jess
****
That's all well and good, as long as you run your "own" opinions by the ad hoc opinion approval committee prior to commenting. Response time is usually #twoweeks
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2016 06:29 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Matt Klewlis at January 26, 2016 06:29 PM (Dwehj)
Comedy is comedy, but Amy has that whole "probably effable if you caught her drunk on the right night" thing going for her.
Other than Sarah Silverman, she has that whole thing wrapped up, which is why we will continue to watch her....at least until she gets a little chubbier...then it's "Off to The View" with her.
Posted by: Kasper Hauser in Berlin at January 26, 2016 06:29 PM (HqpV0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:29 PM (DUoqb)
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those cigggies are really bad. gonna kill her
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 26, 2016 06:29 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:30 PM (iQIUe)
Huma as martyr. Hadn't thought of that one, but it's possible. I seem to remember that quite a few people who were tossed under the bus by the Clintons still showed an incredible amount of loyalty to them.
I will give the liberals/Dems that. They seem far more willing to go down with the Titanic. Even as Obamacare was being opposed by a strong majority, every single one of those a-holes voted to ram it down our throats.
Contrast that with the party that supposedly represents us.
Posted by: RM at January 26, 2016 06:30 PM (U3LtS)
I'm sorry sir, no one is responding..
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (JIElb)
Add her to the list.
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (oiNtH)
There are 3 types of people.
People who go and see Blue Man Group.
People who go and see "Stomp."
And the rest of us, normal people.
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (FqI4R)
Posted by: Amy Schumer's Totally Original Joke-A-Thon at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: PBJ1515 at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (r1du+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 06:32 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: CozMark at January 26, 2016 06:32 PM (CbGSW)
I just got a funny look from my brother because of how hard I laughed at that line. Well played, sir.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:32 PM (39g3+)
allegedly she stole gags for
1. her stand up
2. her show
3. her movie
basically everything
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:22 PM
Really? Wow. That's pretty comprehensive. Sounds like she doesn't want to pace herself and is yoinking to keep up with exposure. I don't know if her writers were any good in the first place, but, it sounds like they've bitten off more than they could chew.
Posted by: otho at January 26, 2016 06:32 PM (EWg9n)
Alrighty then.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 06:24 PM (FsuaD)
Yes, we knew that yesterday. Assistant DA Lauren Reeder, who is on the board of PP, is the one who cherry-picked the grand jury that returned the indictment. The actual DA was not involved, AFAIK.
Although I am wondering if perhaps there is not some 3-D chess being played here. Let the Demo-scrunt assistant DA run with it a while, get egg on her face, and then bring the hammer down?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:32 PM (Z8fuk)
I'll be going to the private screening in May here at Ft. Hood. Also a private screening at Ft. Bragg. Wide release in July I think.
And yes, it is a must see.
Like Nick said, if non-vets don't like it, they can go fuck themselves.
Here's a sneak peak into the making of Range 15:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkPw5OsOsec
Official trailer:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=64024
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2016 06:32 PM (TKKli)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:32 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 26, 2016 06:33 PM (iQIUe)
530 Bangor Maine? Anyone? Ban gor Maine..!! Bangor Maine!! Anyone?
I'm sorry sir, no one is responding..
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (e7T6D)
Bangarang!
Posted by: Buzzion at January 26, 2016 06:33 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2016 06:33 PM (oiNtH)
I'm fine with life of the creator +20 years. Its like 75 now, or more. Crazy long.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:33 PM (39g3+)
No shooter. False alarm
Posted by: Josephistan at January 26, 2016 06:34 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: bjk at January 26, 2016 06:34 PM (x2rNW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
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Yup. It's what has brought us Trump as a candidate instead of, say, Thomas Sowell or some other great thinker.
What Americans want for the captain of their ship - CAPTAIN OF THE F'N SHIP, PEOPLE! - is a wacky celeb, not anyone brilliant.
Posted by: RKae at January 26, 2016 06:34 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2016 06:34 PM (I7I0v)
A pardon has already been purchased.
Posted by: Furious George at January 26, 2016 06:34 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (39g3+)
moderately known comics on video, TV, whatever. she could do it from home.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (w4NZ8)
Why can't the elephant go on vacation?
Cuz he packed his trunk......up my ass!
*blinks*
*smiles*
I do ass stuff.
Holla!
Posted by: Amy Schumer's Totally Original Joke-A-Thon at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (0cMkb)
Abe Vigoda is finall, really dead!
And the FBI in Milwaukee disrupted another Muzzie mass shooting atempt!
Wow, shit's getting real close to home.
Posted by: Oldbuffalo at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (/pOl7)
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What discovery?
Posted by: SH
Should be something they could civilly sue for. It's one thing to be a board member and be friends with the DA, and it's another to be a board member and WORK for the DA.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: bjk
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I'm sick to death of "comedians" with writers. Wait, you're a comedian... but you don't write? Just what do you do? ...Oh, you have a trademark nutty grin? Awesome.
Posted by: RKae at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Nothing turned up.
I hope they find the person that reported it and shoot them in the leg.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (W0RfD)
Redd Foxx was funny.
Red Skelton, funny guy.
Red Skull. Not funny.
Amy Schumer is not funny. Fat, drunk and stupid, yes. But definitely not funny.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2016 06:36 PM (ej1L0)
I'm fine with life of the creator +20 years. Its like 75 now, or more. Crazy long
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Disney just tweeted STFU
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 26, 2016 06:36 PM (Cq0oW)
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I've long thought that patents were too short and copyrights too long. There is really no right or wrong answer.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 06:36 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2016 06:36 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:37 PM (zOTsN)
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I fail to see the civil case to be made here. But maybe I am just missing it.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2016 06:37 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Red Skull at January 26, 2016 06:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip
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I live in Washington State: the epitome of "why bother voting?"
Posted by: RKae at January 26, 2016 06:38 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 06:38 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Carrot Top at January 26, 2016 06:38 PM (YFFpo)
Not if it goes the way of the Robin Williams thread.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 06:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 26, 2016 06:39 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: brainwashedmoron at January 26, 2016 06:39 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: eleven
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That was back in the '70s. History textbooks are pretty slim now. Just a rundown of slavery and the life of Harvey Milk and it's done.
Posted by: RKae at January 26, 2016 06:39 PM (Wt4BP)
What difference if she stole them from this liberal comic or that one?
She still sucks and the jokes aren't really funny.
They're the equivalent of stuff John Stewart did and what's his face is trying to do now. It's cheap shots at the right and suck ups for the left.
No one who enjoys comedy listens to her and her ilk.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 26, 2016 06:40 PM (Xo1Rt)
I'm sorry sir, no one is responding..
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:31 PM (e7T6D)
Yeah going up here for Navy Business in a month...looking of food joints and all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:40 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:40 PM (39g3+)
I think pretty much everyone liked Abe. Robin, not so much.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:40 PM (39g3+)
Word. I live in a commie state anyway, makes no difference how I vote.
Posted by: brainwashedmoron at January 26, 2016 06:41 PM (hgBpU)
sorry if this has been discussed but Trump refusing to be interrogated on Fox by Ms Kelly
initial feeling is that I dont like it. But if he gets in her face he loses. If he lets her get in his face, he loses
and I sort of like the idea of telling the press to fuck off
dont you think if the RNC and Romney told Kandi and CNN to fuck off it would have been better?
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:41 PM (zOTsN)
I live in Washington State: the epitome of "why bother voting?"
Posted by: RKae at January 26, 2016 06:38 PM (Wt4BP)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm in Austin. Local elections I'm outnumbered 50 to 1. National elections my vote is a drop in the bucket.
I still vote though because better people than I died so that I could.
Posted by: CozMark at January 26, 2016 06:41 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Oldbuffalo at January 26, 2016 06:41 PM (/pOl7)
a common sense rationalization of out intellectual property laws and make copyright also good for 20 years.
I'm fine with life of the creator +20 years. Its like 75 now, or more. Crazy long.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:33 PM (39g3+)"
I prefer the shorter term because that will significantly reduce the wealth of the left wing America haters in Hollywood.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2016 06:41 PM (QHgTq)
We once had laws against a conflict of interest. Probably still do, not like it matters anymore.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 26, 2016 06:42 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Nothing turned up.
I hope they find the person that reported it and shoot them in the leg.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (W0RfD)
But what did Sheppy Smith do with his gun control boner then?
Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2016 06:43 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: brainwashedmoron at January 26, 2016 06:39 PM (hgBpU)
gosh thats lame
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:40 PM (DUoqb)
Should be a good place to get seafood, if you choose to eat shellfish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:43 PM (Z8fuk)
re: Fort Hood screening. Cool. I am really looking forward to getting the movie and watching it. I didn't sign up to go to the screening, I did the DVD package instead. Enjoy and have a good time with those guys. I'm pretty stoked this got made and looks like such a great effort. Looks great so far.
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:43 PM (e7T6D)
He looked up Piers Morgan and they had a swordfight
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 26, 2016 06:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SH
SEE: Under color of law
Immunity can be breached in some egregious cases.
42 U.S.C. § 1983
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2016 06:44 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2016 06:43 PM (Z8fuk)
Yeah I am hoping that also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:44 PM (DUoqb)
Except I suspect they will find a compliant judge, as well.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 26, 2016 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2016 06:45 PM (w4NZ8)
They forgot to look in the sky. Trump Trails. With sound effects. Trump Rocks!!
Posted by: brainwashedmoron at January 26, 2016 06:46 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Yip... eating Fritos at January 26, 2016 06:46 PM (e7T6D)
It is irritating. MadTV was funny as hell but that was an annoying skit.
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2016 06:47 PM (qUNWi)
you're a comedian... but you don't write? Just what do you do? ...Oh,
you have a trademark nutty grin? Awesome.
Posted by: RKae at January 26, 2016 06:35 PM (Wt4BP)
So to recap: Amy Shummer has a vagina and blonde hair. She's got cottage cheese flapping from the backs of her arms, and undulating on her thighs, she tells dirty jokes that focus on how gullible and stupid she is, and how she lets random guys regularly use her as a garbage receptacle
Which makes the poor schlep who steals jokes for her off the internet nearly the quintessential Norm McDonald "assistant crack whore."
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2016 06:47 PM (TOk1P)
They forgot to look in the sky. Trump Trails. With sound effects. Trump Rocks!!
Posted by: brainwashedmoron at January 26, 2016 06:46 PM (hgBpU)
guess who is living rent free in your head
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:48 PM (zOTsN)
Story Number: NNS160126-06
Release Date: 1/26/2016 12:36:00 PM
From Commander, Navy Region Southwest Public Affairs
"According to initial reports of a single witness, at approximately 8 a.m. this morning three shots were reportedly heard in the basement of Building 26, a combination gym/barracks/administrative facility located on the grounds of the Navy's Medical Center Balboa Park facility.
The ensuing response and investigation by first responders and Navy working dog units, including offices of local federal, state and city authorities, determined that no evidence could be found of shots fired and there were no casualties.
The intensive and thorough search of Building 26, as well as the grounds and additional buildings located on the grounds of NMCSD, did not reveal anything unusual after the initial witness report was made."
Emphasis mine.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2016 06:49 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2016 06:50 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:43 PM (zOTsN)
Sorry. Maybe I've been reading the comments at Breitbart too long?
Posted by: brainwashedmoron at January 26, 2016 06:51 PM (hgBpU)
The ensuing response and investigation by first responders and Navy working dog units, including offices of local federal, state and city authorities, determined that no evidence could be found of shots fired and there were no casualties.
The intensive and thorough search of Building 26, as well as the grounds and additional buildings located on the grounds of NMCSD, did not reveal anything unusual after the initial witness report was made."
Emphasis mine.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2016 06:49 PM (W0RfD)
Maybe someone dropped some weights on the floor and was to embarrassed to admit it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:52 PM (DUoqb)
remember when Grampa Simpson walked into the whorehouse and saw Bart and immediately turned around? That was funny.
http://i.im.gur.com/MOdbG.gif
(remove period between m and g)
Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 26, 2016 06:52 PM (FqI4R)
A pillory is similar to stocks; the difference is, though, that the victim stands up and the pillory holds fast his or her arms and head, not legs.
The purpose of bringing back the pillory is to end the cycle of sending young criminals to prisons, which they use as a badge of respect, but rather "diss" the living crap out of them, while they are young.
Posted by: #TheCriminalHillaryClinton at January 26, 2016 06:53 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Once mebbe. Three times? That's a roid-raging smacktard thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2016 06:54 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: brainwashedmoron at January 26, 2016 06:51 PM (hgBpU)
you are going to have to up your game here
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2016 06:54 PM (W0RfD)
Maybe it was them old fashion weights with more than one on each side. Hey i don't lift, well other than lifting my but of the bed and the crapper
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2016 06:56 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2016 06:56 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 26, 2016 06:54 PM (zOTsN)
You mean talk more about boobies and such? Okie-dokie!!
Posted by: brainwashedmoron at January 26, 2016 06:59 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2016 07:07 PM (FFOxf)
I don't have a dog in this hunt. Just throwing this out there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2016 07:12 PM (FsuaD)
Actually, there used to be some really funny women comics out there. You probably never heard of them because they aren't profane like Schumer, Dunham, etal.
Lets just stipulate that Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett are the standard by which all other female comedians are measured. Gilda Radner was also very funny.
Schumer, Dunham, Lampenelli...not funny.
Jeanne Robertson is very funny as is Chonda Pierce.
Posted by: My Ass Is Chapped I Rubs The Lotion On at January 26, 2016 07:21 PM (R5lpX)
(Key and Peele were cast members on MADtv and they brought one of the writers onto their writing staff.)
Posted by: stuiec at January 26, 2016 07:27 PM (eetvJ)
Then he started to get accused, even by friends, of stealing jokes. He found the evidence convincing and, since he knew he wasn't doing it on purpose, stopped going to the clubs altogether (moving to Tiburon around this time I believe).
I have no idea if this applies here but thought the concept of 'accidental plagarism' makes some sense. With alcohol flowing I can see waking up the next day and having an 'idea'..........inadvertently stolen from last night's comic.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 26, 2016 08:06 PM (PvCxa)
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