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Trump, Annoyed by Frequent Coordinated Disruptions at Burlington, Vermont Rally, Tells Guards to Turn One Disruptor Out Into the Ten Degree Chill and "Confiscate His Coat"
I am so repulsed and ashamed by this boorish conduct that I just came in my pants.
"No coats! Confiscate his coat! Send it back to him in a few weeks!" Not Ten Degrees? Trump said it was ten degrees, but a commenter says it was actually mid-thirties. Not particularly cold. Then again, that commenter calls himself Captain Dogcock, so I'm not sure I should take his word 100%.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at January 08, 2016 03:10 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Captain Dogcock at January 08, 2016 03:10 PM (BzdVM)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 08, 2016 03:11 PM (g25eo)
well, trump said it was ten degrees. it makes for a better story.
Print the legend!
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2016 03:11 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 08, 2016 03:12 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: centralscrutinizer at January 08, 2016 03:12 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:12 PM (39g3+)
Honestly, I see a lot of whining at HA that he had "no right" to confiscate their coats.
Bwahahahahaha
Wait till we start sharpening the guillotines jerkoffs.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2016 03:12 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 03:13 PM (zOTsN)
Remember those street protests in Japan where there was a line of police and a mob of people with long bamboo poles beating on the heads of the police. Or was that Hong Kong and the fight was about a new airport?
Any those were the days when union thugs would take on the hippy protesters. Back when baby boomers were younger and could get out of their comfy chairs.
Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 03:13 PM (AdtCx)
1) he pisses off the right people
2) despite my conviction he is a liberal at heart he values his ratings so to speak
and
3) he'll out-Alinsky HILLARY! who met the guy.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:13 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2016 03:13 PM (3ZgzE)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at January 08, 2016 03:13 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2016 03:14 PM (/gFEL)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at January 08, 2016 03:14 PM (ucB75)
This does not bode well for Trump's garbage can.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2016 03:14 PM (gyKtp)
particularly on these cold-ass days
Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 03:14 PM (whlmq)
Posted by: Satan on tea time at January 08, 2016 03:14 PM (qSIlh)
Funny but at the same time somewhat distressing: if that's what he does with a little power...
Comment of the year!
Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at January 08, 2016 03:14 PM (tfl8w)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2016 03:14 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (zgHLA)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (/gFEL)
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PFFT.
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (8ZskC)
Thank our lucky stars that VR is on the horizon.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (l3vZN)
This is why there is no blogger but Ace, and thou shallt put no bloggers before him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (1xUj/)
Honestly, I see a lot of whining at HA that he had "no right" to confiscate their coats.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2016 03:12 PM (GGCsk)
Of course. Are they still on the Jeb! train, or have they now decided Dondi is the second coming?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (vgIRn)
Comment of the year!
Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at January 08, 2016 03:14 PM (tfl8w)
Runner up!!
Posted by: !Jeb! at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2016 03:14 PM
We have a winner, folks. Shut 'er down.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 03:16 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: troyriser at January 08, 2016 03:16 PM (UWlp+)
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at January 08, 2016 03:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Satan on tea time at January 08, 2016 03:16 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2016 03:16 PM (659DL)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 08, 2016 03:16 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 03:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 03:16 PM (AdtCx)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Ben Dover at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Beth M at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (cHVv4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (pu60A)
Posted by: RD Walker at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (ImpgP)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 08, 2016 03:18 PM (fWAjv)
Yup...recall during stage one of the Trump wars I opined I suspect Trump is a ringer put in by Billy...
well the hilarious thing would be using their Golem to slay their aspirations...
Trump has a LOT of anger at the idiot wing of the Democrat party he had to bribe in NY/NJ....
may be worth backing just to see him levy that anger...
God knows the GOP doesn't seem to have any.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:18 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 08, 2016 03:18 PM (kLfNp)
Oh please. It's a private event and he's allowed to kick out disrupters but he laughs as he does it in good humor not in some malicious way.
Talk about stretching it.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at January 08, 2016 03:18 PM (iJ2/J)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 08, 2016 03:15 PM (zgHLA)
Ace of Spades HQ:
Fun To Watch. Sort of.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:18 PM (xuouz)
Funny but at the same time somewhat distressing: if that's what he does with a little power...
Indeed. I too see this as a Hitleresque sign.
Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at January 08, 2016 03:18 PM (tfl8w)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 03:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Grandma Hillary at January 08, 2016 03:19 PM (OD2ni)
.
.
.Lighten up Francis, he was joking.....Trump is gonna be Trump a showman first, last and always.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 08, 2016 03:19 PM (iONHu)
Zackly. The GOPe (mostly) have turned into harem eunuchs and simply do what the Dems and the CoC tell them to.
At least Trumps shuts 'em up and sits 'em down and talks while they have to listen.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 03:19 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: DFCtomm at January 08, 2016 03:19 PM (1+Nnc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM
Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 03:19 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 08, 2016 03:19 PM (MgcKq)
Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at January 08, 2016 03:19 PM (tfl8w)
Think Alinsky might have deployed a similar tactic a time or two.
Well-played, Donald.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 03:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at January 08, 2016 03:20 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: Stay out da bushes at January 08, 2016 03:20 PM (rZJS9)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at January 08, 2016 03:20 PM (8ZskC)
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He has the same effect on me too. He's such a boss and takes no shit. Those are attractive qualities. For an older man, he looks pretty good even with the bad hair. I think I have a crush on him.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 08, 2016 03:20 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Satan on tea time at January 08, 2016 03:21 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: shillelagh at January 08, 2016 03:21 PM (L3vVL)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 03:21 PM (NOIQH)
That's why I come here.
Posted by: Kensington at January 08, 2016 03:21 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: m at January 08, 2016 03:21 PM (d4uu4)
They have a friggin' Coat Factory??!!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 08, 2016 03:19 PM (MgcKq)
rofl
Yep, a straight up old school roffle for that one. I've seen that coat factory!
And Chris Taylor is a good dude and a bit of a dweeb, not a concern troll.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:21 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 03:22 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah, let the disrupters take over a private event like Bernie Sanders and BLM.
The disrupters took off their coat to show their Bernie Sander's tee shirts. Should have left their coast one.
One of the disrupters called Trump a "Racist POS."
Now do you feel sorry for the little darlings? Was Trump to allow himself to be disrespected at an event he was paying for?
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at January 08, 2016 03:22 PM (iJ2/J)
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That's four more Pinnochios for LIAR Trump!
Posted by: Media Fact Checkers at January 08, 2016 03:22 PM (7Kbxu)
We'll be doing a special segment on it later
Posted by: Producer of Ow, My Balls at January 08, 2016 03:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 08, 2016 03:22 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at January 08, 2016 03:22 PM (7Kbxu)
That's why I come here.
Posted by: Kensington at January 08, 2016 03:21 PM
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 03:22 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at January 08, 2016 03:22 PM (iJ2/J)
I will, but I have to pee first (while sitting down).
Posted by: Rich Lowry at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (OD2ni)
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Corrected for accuracy
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (cHVv4)
this is not about Trump being some macho drug lord boorish political kingpin who will cause well-suited Ivy types like Jake Sullivan to slink ashen-faced in the corridor and mutter acid little insults over his next Moscow Mule
it's about Trump floating above the Game, understanding it, calling attention to the rules, and then SLAMMING BACK, giving tit for tat
Americans love the guy who knows the rules of the street and PROFITS in that environment
I like Trump, he has American swagger
Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (whlmq)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Yip at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (e7T6D)
More than a bit, I'd say
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (39g3+)
On the other hand Obama would use a perfectly legal executive order to confiscate everybody's coats that doesn't please him.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Satan on tea time at January 08, 2016 03:16 PM (qSIlh)
In a Large turnout election, 60% of the electorate votes...
ergo to win, you need 30.1% of the electorate, to get to the polls, and vote for you...
Obama used this twice, with large turnouts of minority voters... where those minorities had a larger impact on the election, because they were motivated to get to the voting booth.
Ergo.... Trump only needs to MOTIVATE the PISSED OFF ANGRY WHITE GUY>.... like.. me... to get to voting booth, to vote for him.
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (f7rv6)
Take the idiot out in the snow and make him eat his damned global warming.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 08, 2016 03:24 PM (Xd2w5)
Teddy Roosevelt would have waded into the crowd and beat his ass.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:24 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 08, 2016 03:24 PM (fWAjv)
+1 Night Of The Long-Johns
Posted by: x at January 08, 2016 03:24 PM (57fhp)
and you dont have to be repulsed or ashamed by those impulses, its natural. You were born this way. Its normal to be excited when progs get tossed on their fannies. Everyone feels that way
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 03:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2016 03:25 PM (HgMAr)
More than a bit, I'd say
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM (39g3+)
It takes one to know one.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:25 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Randy M at January 08, 2016 03:25 PM (iwy8d)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM
Cambridge.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 03:25 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: Satan on tea time at January 08, 2016 03:25 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 08, 2016 03:25 PM (OvUux)
========
It's totally erect on the INSIDE!
Posted by: Limp Noodled NRO Writers at January 08, 2016 03:25 PM (7Kbxu)
LOL, this is why I love AoSHQ
Posted by: dan-O at January 08, 2016 03:26 PM (ByqK7)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 03:26 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Rinse Penis at January 08, 2016 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 08, 2016 03:26 PM (m9V0o)
Now if it's really cold, there is less moisture in the air which makes it a dry cold. Dry air acts like an insulator. You don't get hypothermia, but you do get frostbite rather quickly.
Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 03:26 PM (AdtCx)
Posted by: Yip at January 08, 2016 03:26 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 08, 2016 03:27 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 03:27 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 08, 2016 03:27 PM (326rv)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 08, 2016 03:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 08, 2016 03:27 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2016 03:27 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 08, 2016 03:27 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:24 PM (g8Hfr)
Teddy rocked. Currently reading his 'Ranch Life and the Hunting Trail' book. His personality comes through and makes it fun.
Posted by: troyriser at January 08, 2016 03:28 PM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Randy M at January 08, 2016 03:25 PM
Go, on, my frien....
Wait. You said "coat" factory. Never mind.
Posted by: Hus bin Pharteen at January 08, 2016 03:28 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: Baldy at January 08, 2016 03:28 PM (1SCTq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 03:28 PM (whlmq)
I am so repulsed and ashamed by this boorish conduct that I just came in my pantsloincloth.
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kilt
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2016 03:28 PM (HgMAr)
TR once gave a speech......after having been shot. Like immediately after.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (LA7Cm)
I'm guessing that no coat was confiscated because security for the venue doesn't take orders from Trump and even if they were his security, I doubt they did it anyway.
More like they took him into a room somewhere and questioned the shit out of him about who he was with and who else was in the crowd.
Again the media interprets what Trump says and goes apeshit over their interpretation rather than the facts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Ready for Hillary! at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (nSW/N)
Major violation of blog etiquette: wear Ace's pants.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (326rv)
I am rereading his comments on the Naval War of 1812...
God what I would not give to have unapologetic US nationalism on the scale of his narrative voice be the norm again...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (g8Hfr)
Heh.
Seriously, though, these activists have had free reign to do this stuff for decades because they knew the MSM would depict the scene in their favor.
Think of the Code Pinko who was *invited to Bush's 2nd inauguration* by a CA Rep (think it was Jane Harman) who heckled Bush. Nothing is off-limits to these people who have been coached on these tactics since middle school, got their practice in heckling conservative speakers while in college, flinging glitter bombs on conservative writers and candidates, etc.
Trump just changed the rules (or really, when he threw out Jorge Ramos a few months back): no more tolerance for this crap.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (8ZskC)
When someone kicks a door out of its frame, that door can then be said to have been "unhinged".
Trump's been doing a lot of that sort of unhinging.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 08, 2016 03:29 PM (noWW6)
Teddy Roosevelt would have waded into the crowd and beat his ass.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:24 PM (g8Hfr)
Andy Jackson would be beating them in the Parking lot.... or challenging them to a Duel...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 08, 2016 03:30 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Captain Horsecock at January 08, 2016 03:30 PM (iJ2/J)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2016 03:30 PM (gyKtp)
So others who wanted in were deprived by those jerks.
Screw them.
Posted by: HH at January 08, 2016 03:30 PM (DrCtv)
LOL!
Yeah I saw this last night. It was the first time I'd actually watched a Trump event in several months and laughed my ass off.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2016 03:30 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 03:23 PM
Chappaquiddick.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 08, 2016 03:30 PM (MgcKq)
Major violation of blog etiquette: wear Ace's pants.
--
You can get the smell of the barrel off of yourself, given time.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (cHVv4)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (OD2ni)
Jeb! gave an achievement award to Hillary Clinton, aye.
But lest we forget who Chris Christie hugged and literally killed Mitt Romney's candidacy [who, at that point, had stupidly taken a knee in victory formation thinking he had the election sewn up].
Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (tfl8w)
oor Migrants Rape Western Women Because They Have Smartphones
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Hus bin Pharteen at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (9EDu1)
Dear Cloward Piven, Alinski-ite, stomp your feet till you get your way, community organizer types:
I dont think you're going to intimidate Donald.
You *might* get your skull cracked.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (8XRCm)
Or as the snooze media out here in Commiefornia always respectfully referred to her, "moderate, national-security-focused Jane Harman".
Posted by: torquewrench at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (noWW6)
I am certain they just escorted the guy outside and got info on him.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 03:31 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 03:32 PM (NOIQH)
he out-heckles them
and his out-heckling becomes the story
presto, poll-bump
the guy's a natural
Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 03:32 PM (whlmq)
Trump's saving that for the general.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 08, 2016 03:32 PM (b0LbM)
Oh, Teddy rocked indeed. I went through a big phase of reading all the TR bios so I don't remember where this is from, but it's from the ranch life days.
He's in - where did he ranch, North Dakota? - and he's brought his two best Maine guides out as ranch hands. He has basically the only boat in North Dakota.
Some bad guy fleeing a bad guy thing comes upon his ranch, steals the boat, and makes an escape downstream.
TR and the guides build a new boat, it takes them a couple of days. They set off downstream in the new boat. During the time that it takes to catch up to the bad guy Teddy occupies himself with finishing writing the biography of Colonel Somebody which he is preparing for publication.
Then they surprise bad guy at his camp fire, march him overland to the railway for transport, and arrange to have the boat sent back.
Pure raw leather badass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 03:32 PM (1xUj/)
Underachiever.
Posted by: Captain Horsecock at January 08, 2016 03:30 PM (iJ2/J)
Captain Horsecock? No ambition
Posted by: Brigadier General Horsecock at January 08, 2016 03:33 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at January 08, 2016 03:33 PM (6nGV8)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 08, 2016 03:33 PM (OD2ni)
in fact it would be called terrorism
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 03:33 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: x at January 08, 2016 03:24 PM (57fhp)
Damnit. That was a full beer.
*ambles off for another one*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 08, 2016 03:33 PM (WWdgA)
PT Barnum 2000...
like I said I am slowly making my peace, I prefer Cruz but the McCain gang will NOT tolerate Cruz so ram Trump up their asses...
not that Lindsay Graham-McCain would mind....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:33 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2016 03:33 PM (4ErVI)
Yeah, Christie had a lot of momentum and media pull then, he could have declared Obama's response awful and how he knew Romney would do better, and that would have probably shifted the entire election. Instead he went the opposite way to get those sweet federal dollars in a hurry.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Captain Bullcock at January 08, 2016 03:34 PM (iJ2/J)
We can laugh at Mr. Trump's uncouth behavior, but I believe an actual crime was committed here. A Human Rights violation, if you will.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (Ui7Rt)
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Our current progressive, lawless, banana republic world of shit = The House That Cooth Built.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2016 03:34 PM (/f6Nd)
Consider that the pride of New Jersey, Commander Mooseknuckle, is actually running for President on the GOP side.
I'm still terrified that the last image to flash before my eyes as I depart this vale of tears will be that of Christie in the baseball uniform. Gah. The goggles do nothing!
Posted by: torquewrench at January 08, 2016 03:34 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (xuouz)
Low self-esteem.
Posted by: Captain Bullcock at January 08, 2016 03:34 PM (iJ2/J)
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Pikers
Posted by: Captain Whalecock at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
"RULE 2: Never go outside the expertise of your people." Dumb it down to get your message across.
"RULE 5: Ridicule is mans most potent weapon." Trumps favorite rule?
"RULE 6: A good tactic is one your people enjoy." Be entertaining.
"RULE 12: Go after people and not institutions (This is cruel, but very effective.)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (r1fLd)
Hold up pictures of Broadwick at rallies. They push back, we push back harder.
Chats of email email email email.
WAR BITCHES
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (jJRIy)
Low self-esteem.
Posted by: Captain Bullcock at January 08, 2016 03:34 PM (iJ2/J)
Captain Bullcock? You're living dangerously, pal.
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
Because who wants high-paying tech jobs when you can work at a quirky fair trade coffee shop and bitch about the military-industrial complex?
Posted by: Captain Dogcock at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (BzdVM)
Oh piffle; next you'll be telling us about timeless inviolable principles, like property rights and equality under the law. We at AoT (Ace of Trump) have come to embrace the TruCon ideals of populist confiscation through the crushing power of the all-powerful state (as long as the right people are the confiscators, and the right people are being subjugated.
Am I right, Trumpskyites?
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (LqrRo)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:34 PM
FIFY
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (9EDu1)
That was the best 7:04 I've spent in a while. I don't know what was
going on, and no new ground was broken, but the guy just deepened his
profound impact on me. It's like one of your college buddies is over
BS'ing and making you laugh. I love the guy.
Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at January 08, 2016 03:33 PM (6nGV
I think we've all known someone who is a master of bs, but goddammit they're so fucking entertaining at it that we like them anyway.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Garrett at January 08, 2016 03:36 PM (HLcYU)
not that Lindsay Graham-McCain would mind....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:33 PM (g8Hfr)
^^^^^! x eLeBiNty!!!!1
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 08, 2016 03:36 PM (WWdgA)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 08, 2016 03:36 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: m at January 08, 2016 03:36 PM (d4uu4)
Teddy was all that is man, but his politics were pretty crappy in a lot of ways. He signed the Antiquities act being used to snatch land by the federal government for over 100 years now.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:36 PM (39g3+)
My whole problem is that I can remember very well a time when everything going on right now was unthinkable. Then, I could envision how a nuclear holocaust would wipe out life as I knew it in the USA.
Never foresaw any of this bs. Never saw a nuclear holocaust either.
Posted by: CozMark at January 08, 2016 03:36 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Yip at January 08, 2016 03:36 PM (e7T6D)
Sure, I'll vote for Trump if he wins the nomination fair and square, just as I voted for Romney, who didn't have the stomach for a fight, and for McCain, who stays up late at night and wonders if he's really a Democrat. Trump's no better or worse than they are, all things considered.
But Trump hasn't won it yet. Eventually, probably after New Hampshire, primary opposition to his candidacy will coalesce around one or two others--I'm guessing Cruz and Rubio or maybe even Cruz and Christie since Rubio's campaign staff keeps making sophmoric mistakes--making it a three-way race. Then it's anybody's game.
Posted by: troyriser at January 08, 2016 03:37 PM (UWlp+)
Hold up pictures of Broadwick at rallies. They push back, we push back harder.
Chats of email email email email.
WAR BITCHES
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (jJRIy)
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A simple rally placard that says:
"You better get some ice on that".
Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2016 03:37 PM (8XRCm)
Not sure I'm ready for that.
So far, in my life, I have somehow managed to even hearing Donald Trump's voice. Seriously.
Primarily this is due to:
1. Almost never watching television. I can't honestly say "never," because on rare occasional I will watch a PBS mystery show, but I can say "never" about watching the national news, or anything that might feature a politician's voice.
2. Sound is OFF on my computer when using the internet. Only on rare, rare occasion will turn it on for some specific video.
Much happier this way. It limits the barrage of newsertainment stimuli to only the eyeballs, and not the earballs. Makes life tolerable.
So, yeah, I think I'll skip the video for now. It'd be funny if he made it all the way to President and I still hadn't heard his voice yet.
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2016 03:37 PM (jBuUi)
(In Birmingham they love the Govnor.)
Posted by: mnw at January 08, 2016 03:37 PM (mzTVj)
plus I am sure security didnt keep their coats. too smelly
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 03:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2016 03:38 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: IC at January 08, 2016 03:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2016 03:38 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Garrett at January 08, 2016 03:36 PM (HLcYU)
He never said he was wearing them.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 08, 2016 03:38 PM (b0LbM)
Am I right, Trumpskyites?
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (LqrRo)
Idk about all that, but I have a silly straw in the shape of Trump tower that you can use to wash the sand out of your vagina.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:38 PM (xuouz)
Hell, strip him nekkid and send his clothes to some obscure country in Europe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2016 03:39 PM (LUgeY)
"You better get some ice on that".
Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2016 03:37 PM (8XRCm)
Context?
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:39 PM (xuouz)
Exactly!
There are videos of Cruz having to deal with screaming activists at his campaign appearances. In the two I've seen, it's been close quarters (not a stadium) and Cruz will engage them in a calm discussion and hand then their a$$es without them even realizing it. Thing of beauty.
Trump and Cruz have different approaches, but both have got some skills in turning the protests to their advantage.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 03:39 PM (NOIQH)
Am I right, Trumpskyites?
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (LqrRo)
take your coat...
jk most of us like Cruz but you can keep calling us names cause its super persuasive
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 03:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Top Cock Judge at January 08, 2016 03:40 PM (iJ2/J)
Just horrible I tell you. A hippie in a wet coat in cold weather is going home to his mom's.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2016 03:40 PM (jJRIy)
Bill Clinton got 8 solid years of the presidency out of that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Just horrible I tell you. A hippie in a wet coat in cold weather is going home to his mom's.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2016 03:40 PM (jJRIy)
This is my idea for German crowd control!
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:40 PM (xuouz)
>>Context?
It's what Bill Clinton said to Juanita Broderick after raping her - referring to her swollen, bleeding lip, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 03:40 PM (NOIQH)
>> Low self-esteem.
>> Posted by: Captain Bullcock at January 08, 2016 03:34 PM
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Posted by: Captain Chihuahua at January 08, 2016 03:41 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: John McCain at January 08, 2016 03:41 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 03:41 PM (whlmq)
They're in the same bathroom as Hillarity's e-mail server. Ask her where that is.
Posted by: Da Trump at January 08, 2016 03:41 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:39 PM (xuouz)
___
Fukcin millenials .... dont know nuthin bout nuthin.
Its what Bill said to Juanita Broderick after nearly biting her lip off "when he had his way" with her.
Now... get off my lawn....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2016 03:41 PM (8XRCm)
plant here and the Burlingtonians ran the mayor out of town on a rail
for suggesting that we ought to hear them out."
On the F-35 program, Lockheed has tried mightily to have some sort of subcomponent manufacturing done in every single state, to provide the program with political top cover against cancellation.
Defense contractors have tried to distribute production to curry favor since the 1950s, but Lockheed has taken it to a new level now with the F-35.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 08, 2016 03:42 PM (noWW6)
To be fair, the number of participants and venues makes a difference. Conference rooms vs. stadiums. One or two vs. twelve disrupters.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at January 08, 2016 03:42 PM (iJ2/J)
The old New York Post cartoonist always drew Clinton holding a bag of ice.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 08, 2016 03:43 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: John McCain at January 08, 2016 03:41 PM (OD2ni)
Mr McCain, I know it's difficult for you to raise your arms to the keyboard, but you keep omitting the h from the end of "friends." And that's just not like you.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:43 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Yip at January 08, 2016 03:43 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2016 03:44 PM (4ErVI)
Primarily this is due to:
1. Almost never watching television. I can't honestly say "never," because on rare occasional I will watch a PBS mystery show, but I can say "never" about watching the national news, or anything that might feature a politician's voice.
..................
This approach also dramatically increases the life span of your TV.
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2016 03:44 PM (HgMAr)
they'd quietly try to impress him, and Trump would just stand there, scowling
fuckin beautiful
Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 03:44 PM (whlmq)
I've long been saying this, and Trump is running a reality show campaign. That's why he's doing so well and if he's the nominee, I could see him do really well in the general - far, far better than the left expects or believes possible.
Can he beat Hillary? Not if she survives long enough to get to November 2016, I don't believe. Too many people with their hand out, too much media bias, too much stupid out there, and too much fraud.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:44 PM (39g3+)
Trump did have one woman faint at a rally. It was handled well.
Posted by: despair at January 08, 2016 03:44 PM (VrdxH)
"Breaking News"
Caitlyn "Bruce" Jenner cancels speaking tour...
I'm betting Cait is in a bad place emotionally with the LBGTABCXYZQWERTYtypes demanding Xe stay on the ledge...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:45 PM (g8Hfr)
Its what Bill said to Juanita Broderick after nearly biting her lip off "when he had his way" with her.
Now... get off my lawn....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2016 03:41 PM (8XRCm)
Fucking animal should get double tapped and dumped in the harbor.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:45 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: The Only Semi-Funny Dane Cook Line at January 08, 2016 03:46 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: Auggie at January 08, 2016 03:46 PM (zrsn3)
And ya'll think that this is sumthing new?
Posted by: Lonesome Rhodes at January 08, 2016 03:46 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Kensington at January 08, 2016 03:46 PM (7Kbxu)
...that commenter calls himself Captain Dogcock
No relation.
Posted by: James Prescott Dogcock - of the Boston Dogcocks
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 08, 2016 03:47 PM (kdS6q)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Posted by: Captain Chihuahua at January 08, 2016 03:41 PM (nSW/N)
.......................
That's not what your wife told me, shorty.
Posted by: Captain Great Dane at January 08, 2016 03:47 PM (HgMAr)
Yeah, as I said, I went through a bit TR phase. He was really the one who elevated the presidency to more than a co-equal branch.
I'm instinctively against the strong presidency, but the more I fell in love with the guy the more I started thinking, "well, if we can have a strong president like this one..."
And then we get to the end and he's decided that he doesn't like the spelling of the entire English language and we should re-do it his way. That reminds me that we don't want that much power vested in any one man.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 03:47 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 03:47 PM (voOPb)
Billy Jeff's last words to Anita Broadrick after he raped her and bit her lip as he was walking out the door.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 08, 2016 03:48 PM (Xo1Rt)
Think of your poor eyedrums once in a while, tho'. They need a break occasionally.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2016 03:48 PM (LUgeY)
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troyr, yeah we're on the same page here. I can't not vote when I forced myself to vote for McCain and Romney unhappily.
One thing that might help sway you bc I know it's one of your big issues, I sincerely believe Trump is prolife. His national spokesperson was being interviewed (by CNN?) and was asked about a pin or pendant that she wears of magazine clip and what it signified and she replied by saying "You know, I think I'll start wearing one of a baby to signify the 50 million unborn children that have died from abortion."
I'm paraphrasing but it was awesome. Someone that dedicated to the cause wouldn't align themselves with Trump without knowing for certain that he is on the same side. I may be wrong, but I have given up hope that any president can do anything significant on the life issue bc the courts will just reverse it and declare it unconstitutional.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 08, 2016 03:48 PM (2x3L+)
they'd quietly try to impress him, and Trump would just stand there, scowling
fuckin beautiful
Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 03:44 PM (whlmq)
Nah.... it'll be... Vlad... you know that there is some beautiful beach front property in Syria... now I know you've got some of it...
but if we got together, we could build a world class resort there... we just have to get the Government there under control....
and get rid of those ISIS assholes....
It'll be Yugggeee...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 08, 2016 03:48 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:44 PM (39g3+)
A couple more terrorist attacks, a shit economy, and someone at long last who shows how full of shit the democrats are just by holding their hypocrisies up to the light?
I really think it's gonna take a bullet to stop him. Pray for Trump.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:48 PM (xuouz)
.@POTUS just announced that one seat in the #SOTU guest box will be left empty to honor the victims of gun violence. #StopGunViolence
2:25 PM - 8 Jan 2016
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 08, 2016 03:49 PM (iONHu)
1) he pisses off the right people
2) despite my conviction he is a liberal at heart he values his ratings so to speak
and
3) he'll out-Alinsky HILLARY! who met the guy.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 08, 2016 03:13
Sven, I couldn't have said it any better. Thanks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 03:49 PM (voOPb)
You know who else fired up crowds with his speeches in the 1930's? Not saying he is Adolph, no, not saying that.
Posted by: Very, very concerned MSM Editor at January 08, 2016 03:49 PM (Ltj2h)
On her face? Or...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:49 PM (39g3+)
"someone shit on the coats!"
Posted by: The Only Semi-Funny Dane Cook Line at January 08, 2016 03:46 PM (27KAF)
Hey, WTF my coat smells like cat pee?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2016 03:49 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Captain Horsecock at January 08, 2016 03:50 PM (iJ2/J)
Just remember: so did Sarah Palin. Something to keep life in perspective.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM (HgMAr)
Trump changed his mind, and decided he's actually in this to win it?
When, precisely, did that happen? Would be interesting to pinpoint the moment.
Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM (q177U)
.@POTUS just announced that one seat in the #SOTU guest box will be left empty to honor the victims of gun violence. #StopGunViolence
----------------------------
If I were attending, I think would bring an aborted fetus. Let's see what looks more tragic, an empty chair or a butchered baby
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM (voOPb)
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Pffft.
Bill was always the incompetent one of the couple. Hill! will do great!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:52 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 03:53 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: Yip at January 08, 2016 03:53 PM (e7T6D)
Just remember: so did Sarah Palin. Something to keep life in perspective.
Just remember; she was the VP, not the President. And people lined up to see her, not the wacko hobbit whatinHellever.
Posted by: Lonesome Rhodes at January 08, 2016 03:53 PM (326rv)
You got the gist of it. Well done.
I don't care what happens to Trimp, but his "national spokesperson" Katrina Pierson (appx) is a keeper!
She reminds me of Cruella DeVille.
Posted by: mnw at January 08, 2016 03:53 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: Major Dogcock at January 08, 2016 03:53 PM (AhyHb)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 08, 2016 03:54 PM (E7zwb)
Of course he can beat Hillary. You've really never seen Trump in action, I take it. Trump is only doing warm ups right now and he's already slashed the juggler of the "War on Woman" meme.
As an aside, hell, my cat could beat Hillary.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at January 08, 2016 03:54 PM (iJ2/J)
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM"
IIRC, it was a punishment for making too much noise.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 08, 2016 03:54 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 03:55 PM (M+RRn)
"I meant, will he actually help?"
The way Guardians of the Galaxy dialogue should actually have gone.
Posted by: Dave at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (fxMIa)
We'll see but its the nation we live in and the culture we have now that matters, not how charismatic you find a politician. She's got way too much in her corner.
Consider this, she's unlikable, unpleasant, hardly ever is out campaigning, only shows up for specially prepared events once or twice a week, and has horrendous baggage that gets worse every day.
And she has a lead in every poll done.
What does that tell you about the USA today?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (39g3+)
I didn't realize that "Trumpskyite" would be considered an insult by his supporters. Figured they'd embrace it.
I've given up on persuasion. You can't reason a man out of a position that he wasn't reasoned into. I've tried arguing on issues and principle and I've had those arguments tossed aside with snark and bile.
Now, if you don't mind, I'll be flushing the sand from my vagina with this nifty silly straw.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (LqrRo)
Posted by: Lonesome Rhodes at January 08, 2016"
I would rather lose than say anything unkind about our friendsh on the other side of the aisle.
Posted by: John McCain at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM"
IIRC, it was a punishment for making too much noise.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 08, 2016 03:54 PM (OD2ni)
How can all of this be common knowledge and yet that fuck is still walking around? How could he have taken the stage at the '12 DNC to all that applause?
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Algore at January 08, 2016 03:57 PM (kf1Nc)
To control his victim while he sexually satisfies his bad self. Some rapists beat up their victims, Bubba is serial lip biter.
Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2016 03:57 PM (UzPAd)
In 2012 when he trademarked "Make America Great Again."
He's been in it to win it since he announced in June/July.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at January 08, 2016 03:57 PM (iJ2/J)
Posted by: John McCain at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (OD2ni)
That's my Johnny.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:57 PM (xuouz)
I rate the whole Burlington episode as Political Troll Level: Sensei
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2016 03:57 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:12 PM (39g3+)
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LOL, surely you can't be serious.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 03:57 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Major Dogcock at January 08, 2016 03:58 PM (AhyHb)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 03:58 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD
Exactly.
Posted by: Cheri at January 08, 2016 03:58 PM (oiNtH)
Maybe. I'm just saying don't let that fool you. President Obama got lousy, small crowds in 2012. People show up to see the spectacle, not necessarily to vote.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:59 PM (39g3+)
Haptmann Hundschvantz, geben Sie mir Ihren Mantel, bitte!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2016 03:59 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (Ui7Rt)
---------------
You can pick your coat up at the local Sav-A-Life organization.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 08, 2016 03:59 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: gdonovan at January 08, 2016 03:59 PM (Ipxoj)
Wait till the primaries are over. Then start looking at one against one.
I doubt she even is the final Dem nominee.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at January 08, 2016 03:59 PM (iJ2/J)
===
Dafuq?
Must be from overseas.
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 08, 2016 03:59 PM (3ZtZW)
IIRC, it was a punishment for making too much noise.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 08, 2016 03:54 PM (OD2ni)
....................
That's weird, I like the squealers.
Posted by: Jihadi Rapist at January 08, 2016 04:00 PM (HgMAr)
http://www.thomaswictor.com/saudi-arabia-confirms-greatest-deception-operation/
Never heard of site before but it's interesting.
Posted by: bopiddy at January 08, 2016 04:01 PM (9HJf4)
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2016 04:01 PM (8HTq1)
Just curious!
Posted by: Kensington
Frankly, I haven't given it any thought.
I guess my auto-pilot imagination ascribes to a him a booming yet abrasive voice with a strong New York accent. But that's probably totally wrong.
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2016 04:01 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Trump isn't running with McSlime and his mewling backstabbers. Still....
...she, singlehandedly, drug that POS ahead, until the planned enfuckening.
Everything the DNCMedia (LLC) has tried, has bounced off and ricocheted right back at them.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 08, 2016 04:02 PM (WWdgA)
He does tend to ramble on though. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 04:02 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Cheri at January 08, 2016 04:02 PM (oiNtH)
>> Posted by: Captain Great Dane at January 08, 2016 03:47 PM
Like you've ever been carried into the most exclusive Rodeo Drive's establishments by Hollywood's finest local talent.
How many chick flicks have you been a highly sought-after star of?
Posted by: Captain Chihuahua at January 08, 2016 04:02 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Iblis at January 08, 2016 04:03 PM (9221z)
"I would rather vote for a rapist than a conservative"
-Joy Behar (and every Democrat)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:03 PM (39g3+)
I guess my auto-pilot imagination ascribes to a him a booming yet abrasive voice with a strong New York accent. But that's probably totally wrong.
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2016 04:01 PM (jBuUi)
He's actually just kind of annoying. I think that's a big part of the reticence to support him from "I'm an intelligent, pragmatic conservative, damnit" types.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 04:04 PM (xuouz)
Not what he said in his own book. I'm sure someone else wrote it for him, but...pretty sure they would have asked him which side he wanted to be on, just 5 years ago.
So now he's pro-life. Uh huh. I wonder where he'll be on this issue, and on immigration, and on everything else, a few years from now. Flip a coin, I guess.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 04:05 PM (LqrRo)
-Joy Behar (and every Democrat)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:03 PM (39g3+)
It was right in front of my face on the blog
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 04:05 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 04:06 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2016 04:06 PM (8HTq1)
The Obama white house is setting up all the tools a future dictator will need and use to take over. How long it takes before someone does just that is in God's hands. May He have mercy on us all.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 04:06 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2016 04:06 PM (8HTq1)
Me too!
It really is a big tent!
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 04:07 PM (xuouz)
Given his lifestyle I'm pretty sure Trump is pretty cool with abortion and would be deeply shocked to find that he's opposed to it for real. I believe he might make noises like that to get elected, though.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:08 PM (39g3+)
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No coats were actually confiscated nor harmed. Jesus you people..
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:08 PM (MbrzC)
[_] Concern Noted
[X] Concern Over Dramatized
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 08, 2016 04:09 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2016 04:10 PM (zLP1L)
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They don't do that either unless they were making threats, otherwise they are just escorted to the doors of the venue. (some have even made it back in later or been let back in before 'if they behave'.)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:10 PM (MbrzC)
The Obama white house is setting up all the tools a future dictator will need and use to take over. How long it takes before someone does just that is in God's hands. May He have mercy on us all.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:06 PM (39g3+)
"Where have you gone, Agusto Pinochet,
Our nation turns its blackened eyes to you,
woo woo woo . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2016 04:11 PM (zLP1L)
I don't think, however, would like the competition. She could, of course-and probably will follow the Clinton approach Buy a a Senate Seat and then go from there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 04:11 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 08, 2016 04:11 PM (Xo1Rt)
You're baiting us into a Godwin, aren't you? (And by "us", I mean "me and the other 3 non-Trumpskyites that still read AoT").
Sure, I'll bite. A charismatic speaker who shouts simple political slogans, entrancing throngs at rallies? Cool. Sounds familiar, though, can't quite place it.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 04:12 PM (LqrRo)
Joey Bidet or Sarah Jessica Kerry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2016 04:12 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That
That's be sweet, but O dropped the "crypto" part shortly after taking office.
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2016 04:12 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 08, 2016 04:11 PM (Xo1Rt)
You've almost (almost???) ruined this country you Crypto Muslim Commie, Shut the hell up. . . BOY?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2016 04:13 PM (zLP1L)
You mean a guy with a logo, but no firm political positions and a book behind his campaign? Very little experience on the job, but popular support?
Its on the tip of my tongue...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Obama voters at January 08, 2016 04:15 PM (M+RRn)
Son, I've been here since 2004. And I don't think I've ever been on "reddit" -- heard of it, don't know what the fuck it is.
But do go on with your convincing arguments and unimpeachable reasoning, good sir.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 04:16 PM (LqrRo)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (xuouz)
Because Hilary!.
Broderick did a live interview with Dateline in 1999. All of this was swept away by operatives, the media and Hillary.
http://www.apfn.org/apfn/Juanita.htm
Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2016 04:17 PM (O0Kvv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2016 04:19 PM (/jecC)
Every video purist knows that Beta was better.
Posted by: despair at January 08, 2016 04:19 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: RD Walker at January 08, 2016 03:17 PM (ImpgP)
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That's that logical fallacy in which you simultaneously posit an irresistible force and an immovable object. "Obama" is not an entity that would be capable of doing the same thing, partly for lack of will and partly for lack of opportunity -- he only vouchsafes His Speakingness to friendly crowds.
Posted by: iforgot at January 08, 2016 04:20 PM (pC96u)
It will depend on the next 2 presidential election and the congressional elections in 2016/2018/2020.
And who wins them and by how much.
I much prefer fiction than real life.
The endings are usually happier and more satisfying.
And of course at any time we may get called away and not get to see the ending. At least not THIS ending.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 08, 2016 04:21 PM (Xo1Rt)
My favorite Teddy R. story is that as police commissioner of New York, he was asked to provide security by a German guy who was giving inflammatory antisemitic speeches and was (understandably) getting threats. Teddy was obligated to give this waste of oxygen a police escort, so he did -- all Jewish.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 04:21 PM (jR7Wy)
Ah'm so tarred of politicians. Tarred of Rubio.
!jeb! and Katshit and Paul and the rest just need to stay home and end their free money. They are losers but get to keep the money in their little gofundme accounts. Hail, I should have run.
What I have enjoyed are the empty rooms that greet these clowns. Like that room for !jeb! And the ONE guy who showed up for Dim O'Malley's thingie...and the guy still was undecided after talking to him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 08, 2016 04:21 PM (7lqMl)
He will not put up with stupid sh**.
When he shuts down the Department of Education he'll turn the building into a prison to house all the newly minted felons.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 08, 2016 04:23 PM (LXJ1e)
Still never voting for Trump under any circumstance, but I won't deny that this is entertaining. He'll sabotage the narrative at inopportune times that'll make you want to knee him in the groin, but then he'll tell off some pompous protester kids and make you all warm and fuzzy inside. The world will be a bit more boring once his campaign ends, that's for sure.
Posted by: cjw at January 08, 2016 04:23 PM (UJ59J)
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 03:35 PM (LqrRo)
Idk about all that, but I have a silly straw in the shape of Trump tower that you can use to wash the sand out of your vagina.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:38 PM (xuouz)
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Well put.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:23 PM (MbrzC)
I haven't seen any "convincing arguments and unimpeachable reasoning" that Trump is gearing up to be Hitler 2.0 and he's not my first choice for President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 04:26 PM (M+RRn)
I decided long ago (3 months heh) that if he just builds a wall or obstruction that cuts the entry of illegals into the country down to less than double digits a day, that I would consider him having succeeded and been worth my vote.
Any thing else he does that I can agree with will be pure bonus.
Let's not put too much weight into his words and thus be disappointed by his actions.
I'm sure that there's going to be some things that he will do that I will not like one bit. But I'm prepared to let them slide if he does just the one thing noted above.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 08, 2016 04:28 PM (Xo1Rt)
I think the similarities between Ventura/Schwarzenegger and Trump are amazingly strong. And if he wins I predict everyone who's in love with him here now will be enraged in short order, posting stuff like this:
http://oi65.tinypic.com/6jesdg.jpg
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:28 PM (39g3+)
To be fair, the number of participants and venues makes a difference. Conference rooms vs. stadiums. One or two vs. twelve disrupters.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at January 08, 2016 03:42 PM (iJ2/J)
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Not to mention in many rallies after ejecting someone he talks about how he thinks in most cases he thinks if he got 15m one on one with each of these misguided people they'd probably get along.
But you can't do that when you have stadium sized crowds\events.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:28 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 04:28 PM (M+RRn)
I haven't seen any "convincing arguments and unimpeachable reasoning" that Trump is gearing up to be Hitler 2.0 and he's not my first choice for President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 04:26 PM (M+RRn)
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It's about the dumbest thing being spouted about Trump.
You know they are at the bottom of the barrel of a losing argument when they have to bring up Hilter.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 08, 2016 04:29 PM (LXJ1e)
Any thing else he does that I can agree with will be pure bonus.
Let's not put too much weight into his words and thus be disappointed by his actions.
Yeah, exactly. People are wishcasting enormously on this guy. I love that he kicks the GOPe in the pills. I love that he doesn't back down to SJW pressure. I love that he simply does not give a damn what people think and says stuff nobody else will.
But don't for a minute think he's going to turn this country around or out-Reagan Reagan.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:30 PM (39g3+)
Budget: Promise to veto any omnibus spending bill.
Federal bureacracy: Rescind the JFK and Nixon executive orders that gave federal workers the righ to unionize.
Illegal immigrants: Rescind all Obama executive orders like DAPA and DACA. Withhold federal disbursements to sanctuary cities until they comply with existing laws.
Syrian refugees / Muslim entrants: Use existing Presidential authority under existing statute to impose a temporary general ban on entrants from specified countries, with a set of exceptions.
Domestic security: Reverse any and all that limit law enforcement's ability to profile Muslims for investigatory purposes including for travel.
Over-regulation: Start by replacing the EPA head and rescinding all policies adopted during the Obama reign.
DOJ: Replace the apparatchiks. Get medieval on Obama's corrupt cronies.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 08, 2016 04:32 PM (r1fLd)
People said they same thing about Obama and considering his approach to amassing power, I would say that an analogy is closer with him, Of course, Obama really doesn't like Jews that aren't JINOs or the state of Israel.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 04:32 PM (M+RRn)
But don't for a minute think he's going to turn this country around or out-Reagan Reagan.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:30 PM (39g3+)
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Well, hell, neither will Cruz.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 08, 2016 04:32 PM (LXJ1e)
Will Trump be Hitler 2.0? No, of course not.
But he's not conservative. He's reversed his positions just a few years ago, he's mouthing things that people want to hear. And I'm stunned and disappointed that so many previously reasonable, conservative people here not only support Trump, but support things like...higher taxes on the rich, because, I guess, a lot of our political opponents number among the rich.
That shit right there, that's repulsive. I can hold my nose and vote for McCain and Romney. Not for this Trojan Horse.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 04:33 PM (LqrRo)
Oh, sure, Andrew Jackson, Teddy Kennedy, there were big time charismatic guys who were massively popular. Not a one of them was great for the country, but they were a big populist draw.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:33 PM (39g3+)
What does that tell you about the USA today?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (39g3+)
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I recall the same about right now in early 2008, how did that work out for her?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:35 PM (MbrzC)
Draw Kitty Whiskers on his face with a Sharpie.
Tie his hands behind his back and make him eat soup.
Posted by: furious at January 08, 2016 04:35 PM (ANvDa)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 08, 2016 04:35 PM (OvUux)
Will Trump be Hitler 2.0? No, of course not.
But he's not conservative. He's reversed his positions just a few years ago, he's mouthing things that people want to hear. And I'm stunned and disappointed that so many previously reasonable, conservative people here not only support Trump, but support things like...higher taxes on the rich, because, I guess, a lot of our political opponents number among the rich.
That shit right there, that's repulsive. I can hold my nose and vote for McCain and Romney. Not for this Trojan Horse.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 08, 2016 04:33 PM (LqrRo)
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Lower taxes on the rich, just to have lower taxes on the rich is not conservative.
And the only tax he wants to raise on the rich is to change the hedge fund income from capital gains to ordinary income, like it should be.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 08, 2016 04:37 PM (LXJ1e)
What does that tell you about the USA today?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (39g3+)
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I recall the same about right now in early 2008, how did that work out for her?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:35 PM (MbrzC)
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Not to mention that she does not have the lead in every poll done.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 08, 2016 04:38 PM (LXJ1e)
You "conservative" "pundits" still don't get it: Trump isn't our candidate. He's our murder weapon.And the GOP is our victim.
We good, now?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 08, 2016 04:39 PM (0NdlF)
How'd it work out for America? My argument is that the culture of the United States is on her side, not ours. 2008 and 2012 proved that. How have things gotten any better since then?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:39 PM (39g3+)
Oh, sure, Andrew Jackson, Teddy Kennedy, there were big time charismatic guys who were massively popular. Not a one of them was great for the country, but they were a big populist draw.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:33 PM (39g3+)
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Great for the country? Hell, there are probably only 4 or 5 Presidents that were "great for the country".
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 08, 2016 04:39 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 08, 2016 04:39 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 08, 2016 04:40 PM (OvUux)
Well, it sounded like that's analogy you were making.
I don't think Trump's a conservative. I dont see any evidence he'll abuse power to the extent that Obama has-or will -before his term is over.
I agree with Christopher Taylor's assessment of him. They have sky high hopes with him. "Put not your trust in princes" or real estate barons He won't killl the bureaucratic beast, but I will crawl over broken glass to vote for him over Hillary or Bernie.
Also,-unlike Hillary Clinton I think Trump loves America and wants to make it better. unlike Obama, Trump IS a American. I'm not taking about citizenship stuff-but who he identifies with.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 04:41 PM (M+RRn)
It'd be Biden (so that everything stays in place) or possibly Deval Patrick
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 08, 2016 04:41 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 08, 2016 04:11 PM (Xo1Rt)
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How about "you lie" again... but 5-6 times spread out every 10 minutes, you know like bernie protesters.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:41 PM (MbrzC)
Yeah, that's for sure.
And I get it: this is about the guy who destroys the GOP establishment, and I'm all for that. But if that was ever going to happen it would have under Ronald Reagan and they just went back to business as usual after him.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:42 PM (39g3+)
I like your thinking except the "almost" part...
Posted by: donna at January 08, 2016 04:43 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2016 04:19 PM (/jecC)
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It's turned into a little bit of everything, you know, like usual.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:43 PM (MbrzC)
At least., unlike Democrats,We don't all march in lock step...
Posted by: donna at January 08, 2016 04:44 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 08, 2016 04:46 PM (OvUux)
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I don't, nor do I any of these jackals.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:46 PM (MbrzC)
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I'd be clutching my pearls if this was 2006, B.O. (before Obama), when the nation was somewhat sane.
It's not sane anymore. And when in an insane Rome, you need someone will balls. Give me a "credibel alternative" and I with ya.
But for now it's "Trump for 2016 - What can he do, fuck it up?"
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at January 08, 2016 04:47 PM (i6shs)
I get more twitter traffic as for hate than I do for instapundit/ace rewteets.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 08, 2016 04:48 PM (kLfNp)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 08, 2016 04:39 PM (0NdlF)
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Exactly
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:48 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2016 04:48 PM (M+RRn)
If Ronald Reagan didn't destroy the GOP, that must mean Trump is incapable of doing so?
I'm willing to try it anyways.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 08, 2016 04:50 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 08, 2016 04:38 PM (LXJ1e)
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True.. I was /just saying.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:51 PM (MbrzC)
http://tinyurl.com/glkpqfa
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 08, 2016 04:52 PM (xetep)
And Cruz would quite possibly be out of the race by now if Trump weren't taking the fire from the DOPe. They were gearing up to go after him just before Trump announced and gave them a target they fear/hate even more.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 08, 2016 04:55 PM (GDulk)
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I wouldn't be even remotely paying attention cause short of indictment it would be over already, and the fight would be over just how fast amnesty and citizenship would be granted to all the illegals and if we were going to import 250k Syrians or 100k, not to mention similar insanity on all other topics.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 04:57 PM (MbrzC)
I agree completely, without Trump this would be enough to slit your wrists over. At least now its entertaining and all the old tired crap has been kicked aside.
I'm willing to try it anyways.
Well its worth the attempt at least.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at January 08, 2016 04:47 PM (i6shs)
Lol, exactly. Really, anyone who *hates* Trump should vote for him because this Presidential cycle is going to be extremely thankless at very best.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 08, 2016 04:59 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2016 05:04 PM (39g3+)
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or as Hilda said - What difference at this point does it make?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 05:08 PM (MbrzC)
I've always said that commentors with goofy nics should not be taken seriously.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg's Buttplug at January 08, 2016 05:08 PM (/rMpO)
Trump will be more like Teddy R. then Hitler. Not as cool, but knows how to use the "Bully Pulpit" -bombasticleaders are sometimes just what a country needs.
Right, Churchill?
Posted by: simplemind at January 08, 2016 05:13 PM (JTwsP)
Sure. At the end of the day, US politics in 2016 is pretty much a direct analogue to say . . . The Cleveland Browns.
Why not hire a baseball analytics guy to run your personnel office, can't be any worse, am I right?
Let me just tell you. It. Can. Always. Be. Worse.
But what the heck, its not like there is a viable alternative.
Posted by: simplemind at January 08, 2016 05:16 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: saf at January 08, 2016 05:44 PM (qKiBT)
Posted by: JR at January 08, 2016 06:42 PM (hv73W)
I fixed it here: https://youtu.be/7QtQ6dDkFCI
Posted by: holygoat at January 08, 2016 06:55 PM (ZgI/r)
USAGE: Scottish, English
PRONOUNCED: DAHN-ald (English)
Meaning & History
From the Gaelic name Domhnall which means "ruler of the world", composed of the old Celtic elements dumno "world" and val "rule". This was the name of two 9th-century kings of the Scots and Picts. It has traditionally been very popular in Scotland, and during the 20th century it became common in the rest of the English-speaking world. This is the name of one of Walt Disney's most popular cartoon characters, Donald Duck...
Deal with it!
Posted by: G6loq at January 08, 2016 07:39 PM (zj+JZ)
This one's for keeps. The Right needs to start acting like it.
Posted by: mac at January 09, 2016 07:30 AM (ilMXv)
249 "237 Why'd he bite her on the lip, to make sure she got the herpes there, too?
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2016 03:51 PM"
IIRC, it was a punishment for making too much noise.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 08, 2016 03:54 PM (OD2ni)
How can all of this be common knowledge and yet that fuck is still walking around? How could he have taken the stage at the '12 DNC to all that applause?
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 03:56 PM (xuouz)
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Because we have all been paying for his armed security since 1992.
In a just world, the brothers and friends of one of his victims would have taken a baseball bat to his knee. Let that remind him of what he'd done with every step he took, for the rest of his miserable rapist's life.
Posted by: tlk428 at January 09, 2016 09:52 AM (p3iwJ)
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