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Cologne's Police Chief Suspended and/or Put Into "Provisionary Retirement" Following New Years Eve Attacks

The mayor says she wasn't "fully informed," which i take to be deceptive. Emmanuelesque.


The number of complaints is now up to 170.

Meanwhile, Finland's cops now admit, a week later, the same thing happened there, and these attacks were definitely planned and coordinated.

Finnish police reported Thursday an unusually high level of sexual harassment in Helsinki on New Year's Eve and said they had been tipped off about plans by groups of asylum seekers to sexually harass women.

Police said they had increased their preparedness "to an exceptional level" in Helsinki for New Year's Eve after being tipped off about possible problems.

"Ahead of New Year's Eve, the police caught wind of information that asylum seekers in the capital region possibly had similar plans to what the men gathered in Cologne's railway station have been reported to have had," police said in a statement.

The deliberate, government-mandated stupidity continues:

Koskimaki said police did not see a link between the Cologne and Helsinki incidents.

Of course not. It was probably a spontaneous demonstration sparked by a YouTube video.

Germans, meanwhile, are attempting to arm themselves with what arms are permitted to them -- all of the pepper spray in the country has been sold out.

I wonder if our sophisticated European cousins are thinking a little differently about America's boorish gun-rights culture.

Posted by: Ace at 11:13 AM




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1 Accountability?? Wut wut?

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 11:14 AM (evdj2)

2 The mayor is lucky not to have been stabbed again after this fiasco.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 11:14 AM (evdj2)

3 Trifecta?

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 11:15 AM (evdj2)

4 Politicians gotta, ummmm..... ya' know.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 08, 2016 11:15 AM (WWdgA)

5 Jesssss!

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 11:15 AM (evdj2)

6 wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round

Posted by: gdonovan at January 08, 2016 11:15 AM (Ipxoj)

7 I'll summon The Others.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 11:15 AM (evdj2)

8 They threw him under the double decker bus. Seems to be a widespread tactic of the left in an attempt to cover up their massive incompetence.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 08, 2016 11:15 AM (xWW96)

9 But complaining about the crime is just as bad as the crime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:16 AM (FkBIv)

10 16,490.34-23.76 (-0.14%)

A Rally!

Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at January 08, 2016 11:17 AM (evdj2)

11 Yeah, but will the next chief be any better?

Posted by: HH at January 08, 2016 11:17 AM (DrCtv)

12 Wait, that headline has to be a mistake. Shirley you meant Cologne's MAYOR? The one who blamed the victims.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 08, 2016 11:17 AM (HMt16)

13

she lies. who will get fired in Zurich, or Hamberg, or Stuttgart

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:17 AM (zOTsN)

14
I can guess one of Aces new years resolutions......

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2016 11:18 AM (8XRCm)

15 She wasn't fully informed, eh? Was that before or after she put out her "stay at arms length" from your potential rapist advice?

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 08, 2016 11:18 AM (KkVB6)

16 Why is the mayor being punished for something Mercle did? Can you say scapegoat?

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 08, 2016 11:18 AM (t2KH5)

17 Emmanuelesque

wut?

You're not talking about those 70s Europorn films, are you?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2016 11:18 AM (/rMpO)

18 I think we found the "rape culture"

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:18 AM (zOTsN)

19 Hard to feel sorry for the fools who elected these idiots. You get the government you deserve. And apparently the krauts deserve a serious islamic cornholing.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 08, 2016 11:18 AM (xWW96)

20 die Bock hält über dort

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 08, 2016 11:19 AM (RKQ/v)

21 Yeah, this is pure arsch-coverage on the part of the burqa-pimp mayor.

Posted by: JEM at January 08, 2016 11:19 AM (o+SC1)

22 Mayor not punished, and she ran for election by being pro Arab invasion BTW, like Merkel


the top cop is being fired

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:19 AM (zOTsN)

23 Oh wait, you mean *Rahm* Emmanuel.

Never mind.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2016 11:19 AM (/rMpO)

24 Wer macht die Vergewaltigung ?

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 11:20 AM (evdj2)

25
That police chief looks *nothing* like a cop.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2016 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

26 >> You're not talking about those 70s Europorn films, are you?

No, the one fucking Chicago.

Posted by: JEM at January 08, 2016 11:20 AM (o+SC1)

27 Hopefully this is the first step to putting Angela Merkel "Provisionary Retirement", and after her, all the rest of the globalist profiteers, too.

Posted by: Lord Gulgoth at January 08, 2016 11:20 AM (bWvOd)

28 >>she lies. who will get fired in Zurich, or Hamberg, or Stuttgart

Or Helsinki. Although knowing the Fins, this will be a self-correcting problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2016 11:20 AM (/tuJf)

29 I'm not sure if I like this early morning Ace content thing.

How else will we get our morning ration of punching each other in the dicks without a bunch of open theads?

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 11:20 AM (l2max)

30 "Why wasn't I informed?" bleats every incompetent politician who steps in the dog's business.


Read the news, you stupid bitch. WE knew what had happened, even if you didn't.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:20 AM (oKE6c)

31 Cologne Police asked for reinforcements and was denied. Who did the denying?

Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 11:21 AM (98+Sc)

32 I imagine the top cop is fired because he is acknowledging the problem, not because he failed to do something about it.

Posted by: blaster at January 08, 2016 11:21 AM (2Ocf1)

33 Hog/acorn, etc., but our old nemesis David Frum nailed this on Twitter. If this had been roving bands of fraternity boys, it would be the biggest news story on the planet by now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2016 11:21 AM (659DL)

34 The mayor says she wasn't "fully informed," which i take to be deceptive.




She wasn't expecting as much blowback.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2016 11:21 AM (oqhrS)

35 It seems like the big rape fest happened in almost all big european cities.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (iQIUe)

36 >>Cologne Police asked for reinforcements and was denied. Who did the denying?

The German version of Hillary.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (/tuJf)

37 Lot of stories about Islam and Muslims in the news today. Must be Friday. For some reason the media always tries especially hard to report on Islam and Muslims on Friday.

That must be the reason.

Posted by: Ben Dover at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (fbovC)

38 taking orders now for 'the rapey stick' (der rapey Stock) - a 1m long piece of plastic that fraus may use to keep mohammedan rapists at a safe distance.

could double as a selfie stick i spose.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (RKQ/v)

39 Bad translation. What translates literally in English as "not informed" actually means in German "not given time to come up with a plausible excuse for being a clueless scrunt." German's a strange language.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

40 22 Mayor not punished, and she ran for election by being pro Arab invasion BTW, like Merkel


the top cop is being fired
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:19 AM (zOTsN)


In fairness, didn't the reporting say that the didn't actually arrest any of the perps? If I recall correctly, they said they just took down their names for further investigation. And then proceeded to bother the people complaining about the attacks because racist. So unless I've mistakenly remembered the story updates over the last few days, I'm not too upset that the top cop is getting the boot.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (KkVB6)

41 put in provisional retirement because this happened on his watch? fancy that happening in Chicago

in Chicago, you probably get to smoke Cubans for free

Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (whlmq)

42 Read the news, you stupid bitch.

That's how Obama finds out about scandals...

Posted by: McCool at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (nCSwS)

43
Ja.

I vas not fully informed that our lovely und happy muslim refugees-

ver applying ze appropriate und necessary social justice-

to you children und grandchildren af Nazis.



*sips hot cocoa*
*adjusts footie pajamas to prevent camel toe*
*watches cartoons*

Posted by: The Mayor of Cologne at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (0cMkb)

44 The police chief has been suspended. From the article

"The attacks were carried out despite a heavy police deployment in the western German city, and officers have admitted that they did not realise what was happening."

Or, as I suspect, the police were told prior to deployment to stand down. And certainly to not do anything to potentially upset or harass Germany's "guests".

Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2016 11:22 AM (O0Kvv)

45 29 I'm not sure if I like this early morning Ace content thing.

How else will we get our morning ration of punching each other in the dicks without a bunch of open theads?
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 11:20 AM (l2max)

Stop yer gob, poofter!
*uppercut to the globes*

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 11:23 AM (xuouz)

46 Remember that Das Bild received a leaked list of names of vermin caught and released.

And that the local muslim 'leaders' started blaming the police as well.

This is going to get far worse, as the police pull back still further.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 08, 2016 11:23 AM (326rv)

47 Before you sneer too much at the weenies, remember they tried to do the same shit with the mall riots in Kentuky.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 11:23 AM (iQIUe)

48 wow

just saw a still of the Philly cop shot video

the guy was no more than a few feet from the cop

a miracle he is alive

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:23 AM (zOTsN)

49 So German police are tasked with preventing rape now?

I thought it was the fault of the wymons who were not properly dressed?

Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 11:23 AM (98+Sc)

50 You solve a Muslim problem the same way we solved our Comanche problem.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 08, 2016 11:24 AM (d3rxT)

51 If only der Fuhrer knew......

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 08, 2016 11:24 AM (xWW96)

52 Or, as I suspect, the police were told prior to deployment to stand down. And certainly to not do anything to potentially upset or harass Germany's "guests".



Since Ms. Merkel invited them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2016 11:24 AM (oqhrS)

53 34 The mayor says she wasn't "fully informed," which i take to be deceptive.
She wasn't expecting as much blowback.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2016 11:21 AM (oqhrS)



She floated the trial balloon, presumably got a boatload of blowback, and is now trying to recover the situation by walking it back and laying the blame off on the top cop.


Whenever someone does this I think of Sheryl "One Sheet" Crow, who, when she got laughed at, claimed she'd just been joking. Nice try, Sheryl.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:24 AM (oKE6c)

54 Willowed again, so I'll drop this in here:

So I guess an Islamic State "fighter" executed his own mother in broad daylight in front of a crowd because she tried to convince him to leave ISIS. So he narked her out to his bosses, they arrested her, and he was assigned the task of executing her.

Annnnd, a prisoner of ISIS in 2014 escaped and has said that ISIS likes to trap Christians inside coffins and then light them on fire.

After 70 generations of these animals marrying their first cousins and having genetically warped offspring, and being guided by a "holy" book that tells them their primary obligation is to murder non-muzzies, which book they believe is the LITERAL word of G-d not just the inspired word of G-d written by humans, perhaps it is time for either a complete quarantine.

Failing a quarantine, eventually the West is going to have to either Dust Off and Nuke from Orbit, or impose either the Keyser Soze Solution, or the Hoof and Mouth Disease Solution (which pretty much amount to the same thing).

Richard Fernandez of The Belmont Club has an article called The Three Conjectures that he wrote in 2003, in which he argues that once the inevitable happens and a Western city is destroyed by an Islamic terror nuke, the West will have no choice but to eliminate the threat with a total war that will make WWII look like child's play.

Here's a link:
http://belmontclub.blogspot.com/2003/09/three-conjectures-pew-poll-finds-40-of.html

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2016 11:24 AM (t8P62)

55 When does Angela Merkel get "provisionary retirement"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (RU5ki)

56 1,000 "men" involved and they managed to round up a grand total of two, (count 'em) two suspects, whom they released after they taqiyya'd the cops.

By not coming down fiercely upon the attackers, they have shown their weakness, which the muz will take as a big ol' green light to continue.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (LUgeY)

57 The important thing here is prevent a backlash against the peacful Muslim guests. And not hurt any Muzzie feelings.

I'm wondering if here will be a hashtag campaign by libs to safely escort young Muslim males to their gang rapes.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (1BQGO)

58 @ghost of kari

Love the pic. I need to get me one of those Trump/Brady 2016 shirts.

Posted by: Lord Gulgoth at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (bWvOd)

59 beats a lamppost right chief?

Posted by: x at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (57fhp)

60 For trying to cover up 170 assaults?


I don't think that was the Po-Po Chief's doing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (LA7Cm)

61 The mayor says she wasn't "fully informed," which i take to be deceptive. Emmanuelesque.


The tabloid Bild had a timeline yesterday of both the mayor and the police chief making statements which they would have known at the time to be lies.

Kind of Benghazi-like. They were out saying "the perps were all North African or Arab looking but we have no idea who they are" when in fact they knew that everyone arrested or questioned was a Syrian refugee without papers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (1xUj/)

62 50 You solve a Muslim problem the same way we solved our Comanche problem.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 08, 2016 11:24 AM (d3rxT)




And you solve a terrorist problem the way the British solved the piracy problem.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (oKE6c)

63 No, the one fucking Chicago.

Posted by: JEM at January 08, 2016 11:20 AM (o+SC1)


Heh. Either that or ace is comparing the mayor of Cologne to a promiscuous Euroskank.

You know, zombie pointed out the other day that German "cuckold" pr0n features hausfraus being bent over and schtupped not by black men, as inAmerican cuck pr0n, but rather Arab men. Disgusting, filthy swarthy Arab men.

So this mayor-as-Emmanuelle thing has possibilities...

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (/rMpO)

64 David Frum nailed this on Twitter. If this had been roving bands of fraternity boys, it would be the biggest news story on the planet by now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


It's one of the biggest fraternities on the planet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:26 AM (FkBIv)

65 West Philly is definitely a no-go zone.

Also, time to switch back to .45.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 11:26 AM (l2max)

66

the inaction by the top cop was prolly at the direction of his boss the mayor

you see it in the "soft policing" strategies DeBlasio is demanding in NYC. Demnads surveillance stop. Demands that cops dont go into neighborhoods and rely on "community leaders" to speak to the rabble. In a large city some policing decisions are political and dictating by the mayor

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:26 AM (zOTsN)

67
C'mon, sing it with me !

'How do you solve a problem like Sharia !'

http://tinyurl.com/h9raszo

Posted by: McCool at January 08, 2016 11:26 AM (nCSwS)

68 Meanwhile, in The Big Apple, Kathy Griffin is stripping off her clothes hoping someone, Anyone, EVEN a Homosexual! will grope her saggy tits on national television.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2016 11:27 AM (UzPAd)

69 If you think the same thinking isnt controlling things in NYC, and Philly, and Baltimore, and San Fran, and LA and DC you are insane

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:27 AM (zOTsN)

70 BTW, Ace, the sudden-jihadi-syndrome "French" Moslem who ran over the French troops protecting the mosque from "backlash" isn't going to be charged with terrorism offences because it was an isolated rage incident! See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:27 AM (DLIIY)

71 "Hog/acorn, etc., but our old nemesis David Frum
nailed this on Twitter. If this had been roving bands of fraternity
boys, it would be the biggest news story on the planet by now.

Posted by: Circ"

Amen.

Posted by: pj at January 08, 2016 11:28 AM (cHuNI)

72 Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 11:21 AM (98+Sc)

Are you Nigerian? Don't answer if you don't feel comfortable.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 08, 2016 11:28 AM (ZKlDy)

73 OT, but whoa:
http://tinyurl.com/zsjuukk

Posted by: pep - playing at a LIV at January 08, 2016 11:28 AM (YXmuI)

74 this same thinking prevails in all major American cities


see BLM

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:29 AM (zOTsN)

75 The politician found her scapegoat.

Posted by: Idiocracy is a documentary at January 08, 2016 11:29 AM (2gGwJ)

76 So I guess the mayor will fire herself for her helpful tips on how not to get raped, right?

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 08, 2016 11:29 AM (ZKlDy)

77 Are you Nigerian? Don't answer if you don't feel comfortable.

--

Random name generator, you want the link?

Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 11:29 AM (98+Sc)

78 Meanwhile, in The Big Apple, Kathy Griffin is stripping off her clothes hoping someone, Anyone, EVEN a Homosexual! will grope her saggy tits on national television.
Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2016 11:27 AM


Who?

Seriously, I have no idea who this person is.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 11:29 AM (9EDu1)

79 Before you sneer too much at the weenies, remember they tried to do the same shit with the mall riots in Kentuky.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

What do you mean 'try'? Last time I herad, there were no arrests, and the cops sneered that nothing happened except businesses had to close early. he ignored the assaults and threats and thefts.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 08, 2016 11:30 AM (326rv)

80 Failing a quarantine, eventually the West is going to have to either Dust Off and Nuke from Orbit, or impose either the Keyser Soze Solution, or the Hoof and Mouth Disease Solution (which pretty much amount to the same thing).

Richard Fernandez of The Belmont Club has an article called The Three Conjectures that he wrote in 2003, in which he argues that once the inevitable happens and a Western city is destroyed by an Islamic terror nuke, the West will have no choice but to eliminate the threat with a total war that will make WWII look like child's play.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2016 11:24 AM (t8P62)

Making the entire middle east a Military drone tech proving ground.
Now they're bringing select (heh. Or anyone, I guess) proving ground targets into western cities so they can collect data and refine techniques for targeting within a different type of operational environment.

More and better data is the order of the day.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 11:30 AM (xuouz)

81 Emmanuelesque


And not of the "in Bangkok" variety.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 08, 2016 11:30 AM (zt+N6)

82 andom name generator, you want the link?
Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 11:29 AM (98+Sc)N

no need, but thanks for asking. it's just that the first name is a Nigerian name.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (ZKlDy)

83 that picture of the jihadi shooting the Philly cop should be on a campaign poster

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (zOTsN)

84
"It was probably a spontaneous demonstration sparked by a YouTube video."
_____________________________

What difference, at this point, does it make?!/1/!!?!!?!1/1/!?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (HSmrB)

85 C'mon, sing it with me !

'How do you solve a problem like Sharia !'



"Napalm in the morning,
Napalm in the evening,
Napalm at supper time"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (oqhrS)

86 Love the pic. I need to get me one of those Trump/Brady 2016 shirts.
Posted by: Lord Gulgoth at January 08, 2016 11:25 AM (bWvOd)

That was my ff pic this year. I'd like two playoff runs and two 'ships from the pair of them.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (xuouz)

87 [l]the sudden-jihadi-syndrome "French" Moslem who ran over the French troops protecting the mosque from "backlash" isn't going to be charged with terrorism offences because it was an isolated rage incident!

And two US ranchers who set a grass fire in a remote area are charged with terrorism and are in prison for five years.

Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (98+Sc)

88 The politician found her scapegoat.
Posted by: Idiocracy is a documentary

Such behavior is unseemly.

Posted by: The Honorable idiot running baltimore at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (326rv)

89 As great a tragedy as this was, it would be a shame if our diversity became a tragedy as well.

Posted by: GEN George Casey at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (FMHIk)

90 Drudge had a link on New Years Eve about some train station terror warning in Germany.

Then it was gone from view for a while, now it's a big story.

No really. This should be a huge story, because to hear tell, these things all happened the same way, in all these cities.

Coordinated. Planned. Executed.

Those Asian youts are sending a message about who teh new boss is, and the western governments are doing their bidding by covering up the truth, and squelching the dissent.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (kKHcp)

91 andom name generator, you want the link?
Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 11:29 AM (98+Sc)

thanks for answering, I mean. But also for askin. :-)

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 08, 2016 11:32 AM (ZKlDy)

92
68 Meanwhile, in The Big Apple, Kathy Griffin is stripping off her clothes hoping someone, Anyone, EVEN a Homosexual! will grope her saggy tits on national television.


Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2016 11:27 AM (UzPAd)


Didn't she get enough loving from her gay boyfriend Anderson Cooper on New Years Eve?

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 08, 2016 11:32 AM (zt+N6)

93 you have to laugh at policemen that ignore their oaths to protect the citizenry in order to protect leftists. Invariably, they get stabbed in the back by those same leftists.

that chief might still have a job had he been the first to arrest some of the leftists for treason. he might have started a wave of policemen actually doing their jobs and arresting more leftists. he might have gone down in the books as a volk hero.

instead, he betrayed his community and was rewarded with betrayal in turn. his daughters will be the property of illegal invaders, and his sons emasculated. you have to wonder about policemen that side with traitors and with the corrupt...the downside personally always outweighs the upside


Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 08, 2016 11:32 AM (A9KzJ)

94 So, did every male aged 45-55 record the Emmanuel movies from pirated Skinemax in the '80s and '90s, or was it just me?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 08, 2016 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

95 The return to tribalism.

Coming to a town near you.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:32 AM (4nmNX)

96 it's just that the first name is a Nigerian name.

--

So I could be a Nigerian princess and didn't know it?

Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 08, 2016 11:33 AM (98+Sc)

97 94: "So, did every male aged 45-55 record the Emmanuel movies from pirated Skinemax in the '80s and '90s, or was it just me?"

I should have bought stock in TDK so I could have gotten a discount.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:33 AM (4nmNX)

98 EPIPHANY: when you suddenly realize that your crazy neighbor who owns all those guns isnt so crazy after all

Posted by: sound awake at January 08, 2016 11:34 AM (r1RHL)

99 16 Why is the mayor being punished for something Mercle did? Can you say scapegoat?

Where does it say the mayor is being punished?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 08, 2016 11:34 AM (HMt16)

100 So, is this Cologne police chief a complete idiot who deserved to be given the heave-ho for his monumental f*-up on NYE, or was he the highest-ranking official that the airhead mayor could throw under the bus to save her skin?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2016 11:34 AM (/rMpO)

101 83 that picture of the jihadi shooting the Philly cop should be on a campaign poster
Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (zOTsN)



Sorry, I missed that. What happened?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:34 AM (oKE6c)

102 Nice to hear the brand-new Philly mayor do the whole "too many guns on the streets" thing.

So, chances are pretty good there won't be any changes to the bullshit city gun laws that aren't legal under state law.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 11:34 AM (l2max)

103 "Napalm in the morning,
Napalm in the evening,
Napalm at supper time"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM


I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Posted by: LTC Kilgore at January 08, 2016 11:34 AM (9EDu1)

104 how is this different from BLM

they burned buildings, looted stores, hurt people, attacked police

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

105 German's a strange language.

My ginger midget asked me about the meaning of my favorite sammich (Spiessbratenbroetchen). I explained the component words and how when you mashed them all together you get pork and garlicky oniony goodness on a roll.

She said, "oh, German is a Lego language". Which pretty much nails it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 11:35 AM (1xUj/)

106 So, is this Cologne police chief a complete idiot who deserved to be given the heave-ho for his monumental f*-up on NYE, or was he the highest-ranking official that the airhead mayor could throw under the bus to save her skin?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2016 11:34 AM


Yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 11:35 AM (9EDu1)

107

WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE?

Posted by: Hepcat at January 08, 2016 11:35 AM (IeR2g)

108 @Jay

Bing west philly cop shot, link should come right up.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 11:36 AM (l2max)

109 Erred. PB is $299,584,000 after federal taxes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 11:36 AM (iQIUe)

110 The Mayor of Cologne needs to be put in stocks in the public square and all of the victims of these attacks allowed to pelt her mercilessly with
bratwursts and sauerkraut until she begs for mercy.

This idiot claims that she was not fully informed so why did she come out immediately when this story broke saying that women had to learn a code of conduct so as not to be attacked???

On a lighter note, I guess we are not the only ones with malignant dumb asses in public office.

Posted by: Cheri at January 08, 2016 11:36 AM (oiNtH)

111 "the West will have no choice"

ah yes, "the West"

let's see, the western nuclear powers are USA, UK, and France, currently led by Obama, Cameron, and Hollande

so it will come down to Cameron and Hollande

I would not take that bet

Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 11:36 AM (whlmq)

112
Cologne happens here and the police will treat it as they did BLM

there is a reason islamic radicals have alligned themselves with BLM

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

113 89 As great a tragedy as this was, it would be a shame if our diversity became a tragedy as well.
Posted by: GEN George Casey at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (FMHIk)

I utterly hate this "diversity" bullshit of actif like its some form of higher moral good. Putting dog, rabbit and goat shit in your oatmeal would certainly be diverse. It also makes it disgusting and worthless for its original intended purpose.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:36 AM (kpqmD)

114 Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 11:36 AM (l2max)


Thanks!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:36 AM (oKE6c)

115 On a side note, she is fucking ugly.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 08, 2016 11:37 AM (sqs5K)

116 Right. Too many guns on Philly's streets, but the number of gang banging thugs is just right.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 08, 2016 11:37 AM (xWW96)

117 Those Asian youts are sending a message about who teh new boss is, and the western governments are doing their bidding by covering up the truth, and squelching the dissent.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:31 AM (kKHcp)
_________

That's what I see.


Posted by: mustbequantum at January 08, 2016 11:38 AM (MIKMs)

118 So, is this Cologne police chief a complete idiot who deserved to be given the heave-ho for his monumental f*-up on NYE, or was he the highest-ranking official that the airhead mayor could throw under the bus to save her skin?
Posted by: OregonMuse



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2016 11:38 AM (oqhrS)

119 100: "So, is this Cologne police chief a complete idiot who deserved to be given the heave-ho for his monumental f*-up on NYE, or was he the highest-ranking official that the airhead mayor could throw under the bus to save her skin?"

Yes.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:38 AM (4nmNX)

120 On a lighter note, I guess we are not the only ones with malignant dumb asses in public office.

Misery, something company, something else.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2016 11:38 AM (LUgeY)

121 fancy that happening in Chicago



in Chicago,


Rahm sacked his chief a few weeks back.

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2016 11:39 AM (DL2i+)

122 Kathy Griffin

Who?

Seriously, I have no idea who this person is.



In Pulp Fiction, when Marcellus Wallace gets run over by Butch, she's the one standing over him asking if he's alright.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 11:39 AM (1xUj/)

123 The poor dears are the "victims" now..... They fear backlash against them.... Just like here....

Posted by: donna at January 08, 2016 11:39 AM (/dSsq)

124 Re the West Philly cop's shooter:

"She said her son is devout Muslim who has practiced the faith had been a "for a long time."

"He's going through a lot lately," Holliday said, adding Archer believed he was targeted by police.

"I don't know how he got the gun," she said. "I'm still hoping they have the wrong child."


Child? Child?? The asshole is 30.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:39 AM (oKE6c)

125 Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2016 11:38 AM (oqhrS)

Yes.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:38 AM


See #106. *buffs nails*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 11:39 AM (9EDu1)

126 Good....Police Chief is obviously a douche much like many of them here in the States. Most are political animals who climb the ladder of "success" by being ass kissing sycophants chasing federal dollars with every new progressive program.

Look at our big cities....same type. The last thing on their agendas is protecting and serving the public.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2016 11:40 AM (ej1L0)

127 100 So, is this Cologne police chief a complete idiot who deserved to be given the heave-ho for his monumental f*-up on NYE, or was he the highest-ranking official that the airhead mayor could throw under the bus to save her skin?
Posted by: OregonMuse

Jah.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 11:40 AM (xuouz)

128 Because shitty Coldplay isn't enough for an awful halftime at the Super Bowl... Beyonce will be joining them as well.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 08, 2016 11:40 AM (zt+N6)

129 Well, at least the refugees here didn't try something like that on NYE's. Well, at least I hope they didn't and its not that it happened but is being covered up.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2016 11:40 AM (a0IVu)

130 This idiot claims that she was not fully informed so why did she come out immediately when this story broke saying that women had to learn a code of conduct so as not to be attacked???

And remember, the mayor was last seen insisting that there is no evidence that the NYE gropin' and rapin' was done by North African refugees.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2016 11:40 AM (/rMpO)

131 Are we sure these young men weren't just living the Biden life?

http://tinyurl.com/zagnu8s

Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2016 11:41 AM (NSb9d)

132 In Pulp Fiction, when Marcellus Wallace gets run over by Butch, she's the one standing over him asking if he's alright.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 11:39 AM


I'll have to rewatch that scene later. Still not picturing a face.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 11:41 AM (9EDu1)

133 116 Right. Too many guns on Philly's streets, but the number of gang banging thugs is just right.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 08, 2016 11:37 AM (xWW96)




Are you sure it's not too low? Lots of ghetto rats need to put "member of community youth group" on their college applications.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:41 AM (oKE6c)

134 the Philly jihadi had is arm IN THE WINDOW when he was trying to kill that cop

breaking911.com

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:41 AM (zOTsN)

135
"I don't know how he got the gun," she said. "I'm still hoping they have the wrong child."


Child? Child?? The asshole is 30.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

Ya got me.

Posted by: 13 year old criminal mastermind from Indiana at January 08, 2016 11:41 AM (326rv)

136 128 Because shitty Coldplay isn't enough for an awful halftime at the Super Bowl... Beyonce will be joining them as well.



Boobyonce? Yuck...

Posted by: donna at January 08, 2016 11:41 AM (/dSsq)

137 Those Asian youts are sending a message

Asia certainly encompasses a wide swath.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:42 AM (FkBIv)

138 his gun was in the window

a miracle that cop is alive. a miracle

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:42 AM (zOTsN)

139 Chicago

ok thanks for the bus schedule

Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 11:42 AM (whlmq)

140 "Coordinated. Planned. Executed."

Yes, a probing attack as it were.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 08, 2016 11:42 AM (r1fLd)

141 "Ahead of New Year's Eve, the police caught wind of information that asylum seekers in the capital region possibly had similar plans to what the men gathered in Cologne's railway station have been reported to have had," police said in a statement.

--

I wonder how the assaulted women feel, learning now that the police were warned and did not warn the public?

Posted by: @votermom at January 08, 2016 11:42 AM (cbfNE)

142 And remember, the mayor was last seen insisting that there is no evidence that the NYE gropin' and rapin' was done by North African refugees.

How is it that seemingly every official in charge of every place is reality-challenged? Why can't they simply state the truth?

I just don't get it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2016 11:42 AM (LUgeY)

143 128 Because shitty Coldplay isn't enough for an awful halftime at the Super Bowl... Beyonce will be joining them as well.



Who actually watches the halftime show?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:43 AM (oKE6c)

144 his gun was in the window

If We just banned guns He wouldn't have one!

Posted by: donna at January 08, 2016 11:43 AM (/dSsq)

145 that's an amazing still shot

Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 11:44 AM (whlmq)

146 140 "Coordinated. Planned. Executed."
Yes, a probing attack as it were.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 08, 2016 11:42 AM (r1fLd)




Reconnaissance in force.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:44 AM (oKE6c)

147 143 128 Because shitty Coldplay isn't enough for an awful halftime at the Super Bowl... Beyonce will be joining them as well.



Who actually watches the halftime show?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:43 AM (oKE6c)



People too lazy to change the channels.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 08, 2016 11:44 AM (zt+N6)

148 125:"See #106. *buffs nails*"

Finishing first is not always the best way to do it.....

IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:44 AM (4nmNX)

149 Thugs don't understand that pistols are mediocre ranged weapons, and poor close combat ones.

But, the pistol is their power, and they want to project it in the most visible manner possible.

Also... this story really isn't selling me on carrying 9mm.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 11:44 AM (l2max)

150 I'll have to rewatch that scene later. Still not picturing a face.


That's just a trivium, she was a nobody at the time.

She's a comedienne who traffics gay-friendly shlock and co-hosts NYE with Anderson Cooper every year. And she's had a lot of work done on her face and the rest of her since the Pulp Fiction scene.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 11:45 AM (1xUj/)

151 the cop ducked at just the right time, otherwise the gun would have been at his left temple

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:45 AM (zOTsN)

152 Of course not. It was probably a spontaneous demonstration sparked by a YouTube video.

- - - -
Fifty Shades of Islam.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2016 11:45 AM (r65B3)

153 143: "Who actually watches the halftime show?"

You never know when you might get to see a wardrobe malfunction.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:45 AM (4nmNX)

154 Her Sturmbannfuhrer, I have a list of their names. They all seem to have the same name, sir. Not what you would think though, they're all named Jack Meoff.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2016 11:45 AM (WiU5D)

155 Kathy Griffin's schtick is being a bitchy fag-hag.

Don't trouble yourself too much investigating her.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 11:46 AM (l2max)

156 Rahmbo's ex-chief was a crier as well.

Sorry, I just do not find emotionalism productive when your job is leadership and clear thinking.

Do have to wonder if Cologne's chief was teary in public. Poor widdle 'refugees' --

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 08, 2016 11:46 AM (MIKMs)

157 I'll have to rewatch that scene later. Still not picturing a face.

That's just a trivium, she was a nobody at the time.

She's a comedienne who traffics gay-friendly shlock and co-hosts NYE with Anderson Cooper every year. And she's had a lot of work done on her face and the rest of her since the Pulp Fiction scene.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2016 11:45 AM


*scratches that off to-do list*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 11:46 AM (9EDu1)

158 the cop returned fire, hitting the jihadi as he ran

the jihadi was still shooting at him as he fled

cop fell in the street, his shattered arm pouring blood into the street

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:46 AM (zOTsN)

159 Yeah, about that coordination and planning and attack;

It was probably ALL done on social media, where any dumbass in any security apparatus of any of those countries could have found out easily........IF ONLY THEY HAD LOOKED!

You can't get that many people to a spot in one country, much less several cities in several countries, with perfect OPSEC.

No, this was there for those with eyes to see, but they chose not to look for political correctness' sake.

There's another explanation, but that bodes even worse.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:47 AM (kKHcp)

160 How is it that seemingly every official in charge of every place is reality-challenged? Why can't they simply state the truth?

I just don't get it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2016 11:42 AM (LUgeY)

Because they are fundamentalist transformative trans-national socialists who believe have to destroy their country's mind, body, and soul in order to achieve their holy kingdom on earth.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 11:47 AM (xuouz)

161 149: "Also... this story really isn't selling me on carrying 9mm."

Just don't use FMJ range ammo.

Most hood rats don't know the differences in ammunition types.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:47 AM (4nmNX)

162 he nearly bled to death

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:48 AM (zOTsN)

163 If you wanna check out where this behavior comes from, watch this video of a couple of Western girls walking in downtown Cairo. Absolutely terrifying. Check out the Comments from Muslim men in the YouTube comments. They think it's funny. The guy who took the video said it was just one of the incidents he witnessed.
http://youtu.be/B2SGamUeMec

Posted by: Ben Ghazzara at January 08, 2016 11:48 AM (kLfw0)

164 Hmmmm, I wonder how an attack like that would go over with American women?

Not the Berkley/Code Pink types who would try to "reason" with them as they are being savaged (yuck!)

But I mean true, red blooded American women like the 'ettes who would give zero shits about hurting/maiming/killing an attacker. We also have the advantage of having real men here like our morons

Posted by: Cheri at January 08, 2016 11:48 AM (oiNtH)

165 We, in America, has historically screwed up because we do not want to acknowledge what actually made us great.

We always talk about fighting or Democracy.... Democracy against Fascism... Democracy against Communism.... when in reality what made us great was the Bill of Rights and the Freedoms it allows us to keep.

After WW2 we used our political might for force Democracy.... not force them to embrace our Bill of Rights...

Same problem in the Middle East.... where we allowed them to vote IN Sharia law.... instead of Freedom...

And that is why the people of Europe no longer have the RIGHT to defend themselves.

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 08, 2016 11:48 AM (f7rv6)

166 The CNN account of the Philly shooting has NO MENTION of Islam or the shooter's race. Of course.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2016 11:48 AM (659DL)

167 >>Of course not. It was probably a spontaneous demonstration sparked by a YouTube video.

Latest Hillary email dump has an email from the evening of 9/11/12 that Hillary sent to Diane Reynolds stating plainly that it was an al Qaeda related attack.

Incredible that the msm just ignores this stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2016 11:49 AM (/tuJf)

168 I wouldn't discount the lethality of a properly used 9mm parabellum. It will kill you quickly and reliably. A 30-06 fits poorly in a shoulder holster.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 08, 2016 11:49 AM (xWW96)

169 his gun was in the window

If We just banned guns He wouldn't have one!



Ban windows and he would have had no place to stick it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2016 11:49 AM (oqhrS)

170 Rounds not penetrating more than the arm suggests that there was a penetration problem, which FMJ doesn't usually have.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 11:49 AM (l2max)

171 150: "And she's had a lot of work done on her face and the rest of her since the Pulp Fiction scene."

Hard to believe how old that movie (and by extension me) is.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:49 AM (4nmNX)

172 Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:46 AM

You know, if this guy is NOI, it would be some sweet Blue on Blue action to see CAIR try to claim he isn't really a Muslim.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2016 11:49 AM (9EDu1)

173 You can't get that many people to a spot in one country, much less several cities in several countries, with perfect OPSEC.

No, this was there for those with eyes to see, but they chose not to look for political correctness' sake.

There's another explanation, but that bodes even worse.


Butbutbut the many citizen's groups who have organized there to protect the people since the cops won't do their jobs are the bad guys and will get far more scrutiny and bad press than the actual muz lawbreakers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2016 11:50 AM (LUgeY)

174 Griffin is the old comedian chick who went out with Bristol Palin's first baby's daddy as a publicity stunt.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 11:50 AM (TAkZ9)

175 Back in '92, when Fox was working to become the fourth network by being edgy, they did a live broadcast of "In Loving Color" timed to go off during the Super Bowl halftime show.

IIRC, it even had a "Men on ..." football skit. Google it for fun. Imagine what would happen if you aired that today.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 08, 2016 11:50 AM (r1fLd)

176 Oh and if you don't know, Diane Reynolds is an alias for Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2016 11:50 AM (/tuJf)

177 "Also... this story really isn't selling me on carrying 9mm."

Just don't use FMJ range ammo.

Most hood rats don't know the differences in ammunition types.



Most hood rats don't shop at Cabela's either.
They have what came in the gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2016 11:50 AM (oqhrS)

178 166 The CNN account of the Philly shooting has NO MENTION of Islam or the shooter's race. Of course.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2016 11:48 AM (659DL)
---
If it wasn't a cop it would be "local story" and not covered at all.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 08, 2016 11:50 AM (MbrzC)

179 Maybe these coordinated rapey-robby mobs in multiple European locations were the terrorism that ISIS had threatened they would carry out on NYE, huh?

It's like they're in a war where one side refuses to recognize a planned, coordinated attack when it happens.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 11:51 AM (NOIQH)

180 So who was coordinating these spontaneous rape riots?

Posted by: Flaccid Member at January 08, 2016 11:52 AM (5fSr7)

181 179 Maybe these coordinated rapey-robby mobs in multiple European locations were the terrorism that ISIS had threatened they would carry out on NYE, huh?

Well, those Women were asking for it.....

Posted by: donna at January 08, 2016 11:52 AM (/dSsq)

182 164: "But I mean true, red blooded American women like the 'ettes who would give zero shits about hurting/maiming/killing an attacker."

My wife has chased after marines with an icepick before.

No worries.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:52 AM (4nmNX)

183 47
Before you sneer too much at the weenies, remember they tried to do the same shit with the mall riots in Kentuky.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 11:23 AM (iQIUe)

Yes, and same description, "Africans". This keeps up racism will be the new in thing. It already is for Blacks who want their own student unions and "safe spaces"


God I love Obama's "racial healing"

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2016 11:52 AM (jJRIy)

184 there is a still from the video of the shooter at the window of the vehicle, arm extended into the open squad car window

I have never seen anything like it

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:53 AM (zOTsN)

185 175 Back in '92, when Fox was working to become the fourth network by being edgy, they did a live broadcast of "In Loving Color" timed to go off during the Super Bowl halftime show.

IIRC, it even had a "Men on ..." football skit. Google it for fun. Imagine what would happen if you aired that today.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 08, 2016 11:50 AM (r1fLd)


HAAAATED it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:53 AM (kpqmD)

186 FMJ round is much cheaper than defensive jhp rounds so thugs will use FMJ unless they happen to steal the JHP.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 11:53 AM (TAkZ9)

187 IIRC, it even had a "Men on ..." football skit. Google it for fun. Imagine what would happen if you aired that today.

Posted by: Ignoramus

I remember that and it was hilarious! I have thought the same thing about the old Dean Martin celebrity roasts - you could never do that now. Very sad as they were also hilarious.

Posted by: Cheri at January 08, 2016 11:53 AM (oiNtH)

188 My bet is that the vast majority of the victimized women voted leftard, therefore, they WERE asking for it.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 08, 2016 11:53 AM (xWW96)

189 175
Back in '92, when Fox was working to become the fourth network by being
edgy, they did a live broadcast of "In Loving Color" timed to go off
during the Super Bowl halftime show.



IIRC, it even had a "Men on ..." football skit. Google it for fun. Imagine what would happen if you aired that today.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 08, 2016 11:50 AM (r1fLd)

I couldn't sleep one night several weeks ago so I turned on the tv and stumbled over an old episode of this show. I couldn't believe how racist it was. They had Jim Carrey dressed up as Arab doing some sort of singing thing and he was ululating and bouncing around on a camel in a turban. Another sketch had an Asian in it and was pretty racist too. You could tell the guy that ran the show, Keenan something or other, was a huge racist.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2016 11:53 AM (4ErVI)

190 >>So who was coordinating these spontaneous rape riots?

ISIS has an excellent social media presence, and they've been successful in getting jihadis in the US to carry out attacks in San Bernadino, and the *attempted* attack in Garland, TX.

The whole mass immigration movement was planned --- and announced --- by ISIS months before it happened. Do these Europeans they got all these young men in place to be couch potatoes?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 11:54 AM (NOIQH)

191 I just learned about this from the news media. And I am madder than anyone about what happened in our city! Someone really needs to do something about this!

Posted by: The Rainbow and Unicorn Mayor of Koln at January 08, 2016 11:54 AM (9JJgN)

192 Amazingly, Merkel's declining ratings aren't transforming into voting intentions for other parties. After dipping a small bit, support for the Christian Democrats is staying right at about 40%, where its been for the last three years (according to German polling organization Infratest Dimap).

Posted by: MTF at January 08, 2016 11:55 AM (TxJGV)

193 "It's like they're in a war where one side refuses to recognize a planned, coordinated attack when it happens."


And one side continues to ignore it, deny it, refuse to defend themselves, and, blame themselves for the misunderstanding.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:55 AM (LA7Cm)

194 Kathy Griffin...skank.
Tried to give Cooper a hummer live on TV during the NYE telecast. Foul mouth, trashy D lister.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2016 11:55 AM (r65B3)

195 Maybe these coordinated rapey-robby mobs in multiple European locations were the terrorism that ISIS had threatened they would carry out on NYE, huh?


Maybe. Eh, I think ISIS would be like Al Queda before them, much more interested in a real body count, not just a show of dominance.

Or maybe, baby steps.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:55 AM (kKHcp)

196 @184

Someone repost a link, I can't find it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2016 11:55 AM (jJRIy)

197 You never know when you might get to see a wardrobe malfunction.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:45 AM (4nmNX)

The last one didn't put you off for life?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:55 AM (oKE6c)

198 To change the subject, How about obamas totally "spontaneous" Town hall last night.....

Posted by: donna at January 08, 2016 11:55 AM (/dSsq)

199 >>hey had Jim Carrey dressed up as Arab doing some sort of singing thing
and he was ululating and bouncing around on a camel in a turban.


Just imagine this MadTV skit running today - and it's funny because it's true:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS4v_kj9rw4

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 11:56 AM (NOIQH)

200 "It's like they're in a war where one side refuses to recognize a planned, coordinated attack when it happens."




1941: "Amazingly, a whole bunch of Zeroes of indeterminate origin showed up over Pearl Harbor, and all at the same time!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:57 AM (oKE6c)

201 picture now at Fox29.com and other outlets

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

202 if you want to understand why a Moslem guy would want to shoot a cop in cold blood, watch MEMRI videos of jihadi clerics talking to guests and talk show hosts

the jihadi is on the frickin edge of sanity, 24/7

Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 11:57 AM (whlmq)

203 To change the subject, How about obamas totally "spontaneous" Town hall last night.....

I didn't watch it because I had to, I had to, uh, reprimer the jeep.

That's it, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2016 11:58 AM (LUgeY)

204 We need to import Syrian refugees like we need to import Ebola. Same thing happens; people die.

Posted by: Jock-Strap at January 08, 2016 11:58 AM (ftKKE)

205 "So who was coordinating these spontaneous rape riots?"


I'll give you three guesses. And the answer ISIS.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:58 AM (LA7Cm)

206 1941: "Amazingly, a whole bunch of Zeroes of indeterminate origin showed up over Pearl Harbor, and all at the same time!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:57 AM (oKE6c)

Ha!

Quick, fire the janitor at Schofield barracks!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:58 AM (kKHcp)

207 192: "Amazingly, Merkel's declining ratings aren't transforming into voting intentions for other parties."

Then as bad as it may be, they have it coming.

Democracies end up with the governments they deserve.

If you vote for slavery, don't get all surprised to wake up in chains.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 11:59 AM (4nmNX)

208 Merkel & Co.

book smart, street stupid

sums it up

Posted by: Feh at January 08, 2016 11:59 AM (whlmq)

209 I found it. The Weasel is the hardest working blogger on the web.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 08, 2016 11:59 AM (jJRIy)

210 Out: #einearmelange

In: #eineschlongelange

Posted by: Refugees hittin' the town at January 08, 2016 11:59 AM (hvf9s)

211 1941: "Amazingly, a whole bunch of Zeroes of indeterminate origin showed up over Pearl Harbor, and all at the same time!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:57 AM (oKE6c)

This shipyard violence is another indication of the problem we're facing here in America from our military culture. You don't see these problems in other countries. I am asking the congress to consider common-sense legislation to restrict further military spending. I respect our military and their right to be targets for other country's militaries. I am not trying to disarm the United States. This is just a good first step.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 11:59 AM (xuouz)

212 Looks like those poor refugees worked up the ol' number 6 on their hosts.

Blazing Saddles - ol' number 6
https://tinyurl.com/ze3fuyk

Posted by: CozMark at January 08, 2016 11:59 AM (CbGSW)

213 166 The CNN account of the Philly shooting has NO MENTION of Islam or the shooter's race. Of course.



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2016 11:48 AM (659DL)




No mention = dog whistle.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 12:00 PM (oKE6c)

214 Pearl Harbor was a case of workplace violence the US used as an excuse to commit racist genocide against the noble Japanese people.

/leftard

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 08, 2016 12:00 PM (xWW96)

215 I put Taya Kyle's clip (the one on the earlier thread) up on my blog.

Posted by: @votermom at January 08, 2016 12:00 PM (cbfNE)

216 I assure you, anyone that lives in Philly knew exactly what the details of the perp were without being told.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 08, 2016 12:01 PM (l2max)

217 211 1941: "Amazingly, a whole bunch of Zeroes of indeterminate origin showed up over Pearl Harbor, and all at the same time!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 11:57 AM (oKE6c)

This shipyard violence is another indication of the problem we're facing here in America from our military culture. You don't see these problems in other countries. I am asking the congress to consider common-sense legislation to restrict further military spending. I respect our military and their right to be targets for other country's militaries. I am not trying to disarm the United States. This is just a good first step.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 11:59 AM (xuouz)




We need common sense air traffic control over our naval bases!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 12:01 PM (oKE6c)

218 Get off your high horse, the crusades happened.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 12:01 PM (xuouz)

219 I'd be suspending Angela Merkel.

At least Finland appears to get the picture of their darling refugees.

Meanwhile, back in the States, a Philadelphia policeman is alive, thank God, from a jihad attack and attempted execution. Goat-herder injured but not martyred...rumor has it that 42 rapey felons, one named Blutus, await him in prison. (Oh, wait, he will probably be scolded and released that this is not what we do here in celebration).

Thank you, Lord, for the life of this policeman, Jesse Hartnett, his training and the police who responded to capture the monster in our midst. May Officer Hartnett's wounds heal, and may he know we are thankful for his life and for what he does. Please continue to protect our police and first responders. Please give us real leadership in the next election. And please protect our military. Amen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 08, 2016 12:01 PM (7lqMl)

220 208: "Merkel & Co. book smart, street stupid

sums it up"

I disagree. Merkel doesn't seem to grasp math or logic all that well.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 08, 2016 12:02 PM (4nmNX)

221 Germans, meanwhile, are attempting to arm themselves with what arms are permitted to them -- all of the pepper spray in the country has been sold out.

I wonder if our sophisticated European cousins are thinking a little differently about America's boorish gun-rights culture.


^^^^^

I doubt it......at the moment. But once they've finally had enough self-punishment their minds will change rapidly.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 08, 2016 12:02 PM (KkVB6)

222 Thank you, Lord, for the life of this policeman, Jesse Hartnett, his training and the police who responded to capture the monster in our midst. May Officer Hartnett's wounds heal, and may he know we are thankful for his life and for what he does. Please continue to protect our police and first responders. Please give us real leadership in the next election. And please protect our military. Amen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 08, 2016 12:01 PM (7lqMl)


Amen

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 12:02 PM (zOTsN)

223 So, is the shooter still alive?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 12:03 PM (iQIUe)

224 "It's like they're in a war where one side refuses to recognize a planned, coordinated attack when it happens."


Hmm, a war waged on every front you can imagine all over the world at once: personally, theologically, intellectually, legally, electronically, socially, where the line between good and evil is readily apparent to most.

What would you call that, especially if had been foretold a couple of millennia ago?

Hmm...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2016 12:03 PM (LUgeY)

225 THREE SKULL NOOD

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 08, 2016 12:03 PM (xuouz)

226 nood

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 08, 2016 12:04 PM (t2KH5)

227 Mayor: "Someone must be held accountable for this! The city council and I chose YOU!"

Posted by: Flaccid Member at January 08, 2016 12:04 PM (5fSr7)

228 >>To change the subject, How about obamas totally "spontaneous" Town hall last night.....


I once worked at a company where the CEO called a town hall meeting to quiet the natives, then took questions. The first one was from an HR hack who just started to ask his question ("Say, could you tell us about ...") when the CEO interrupted him and gave a detailed answer to the question, which hadn't even been asked yet.


Worst case of kabuki I'd ever seen. Who did the CEO think he was, Karnak the Magnificent?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2016 12:05 PM (oKE6c)

229 Weasel Zippers has great coverage of the Philly shooting

God Bless that cop

Posted by: ThunderB at January 08, 2016 12:05 PM (zOTsN)

230 199 >>hey had Jim Carrey dressed up as Arab doing some sort of singing thing
and he was ululating and bouncing around on a camel in a turban.


Just imagine this MadTV skit running today - and it's funny because it's true:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS4v_kj9rw4
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 11:56 AM (NOIQH)

Nope, couldn't do that today. Theres also no way Jim Carrey would be allowed to do his Vera the bodybuilder sketch, as being transphobic or some shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 12:06 PM (kpqmD)

231 Other attacks besides violence will be the sharp increase of MERS (Middle Eastern Respiratory Syndrom) tuberculosis, and other diseases coming into communities and schools.

Posted by: Cheri at January 08, 2016 12:09 PM (oiNtH)

232 Just imagine this MadTV skit running today - and it's funny because it's true:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS4v_kj9rw4
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2016 11:56 AM (NOIQH)


Yeah, you couldn't show this today. And I couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 08, 2016 12:09 PM (/rMpO)

233 Looking at another forum with german members, there were rapes all over germany - young girls by refugees. It's not being reported in english press.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 12:16 PM (iQIUe)

234 MadTV was an excellent show. They had fallow periods, but when they were on point it was so goddamn funny.

So many favorite skits that I still watch from time to time. Will Sasso in the storytime sketches where he was this popular children's host in years past but now he's a raging alcoholic. Hilarious fucking shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMaPsg0u6k


They had a guy on there, Michael McDonald, who pretty much was the funniest guy on television for many years. One of my favorites is his Patrick character, a mentally retarded guy who proceeds to demolish anyone talking to him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbSaAk9W3CY

"What's your name young man?"

"I'm Patrick and I'm 32."

Hilarious stuff.



Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2016 12:21 PM (4ErVI)

235 They found the Tel Aviv shooter. After a shoot out, he was killed. Must have been a head shot since they are blurring it out.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 08, 2016 12:23 PM (iQIUe)

236 And aren't some glad of the 2A right now? Eh?

I know I am. I'm probably safe (being male and all) living in a small town. But who knows? ISIS and/or whatever idiot decides he's going Jihad may live in a small town somewhere.

They're sending these so called "refugees" all over. Including small towns. Because they're not worried about jobs for these folks as the taxpayers are footing the bill.

Maybe a volunteer reduction in numbers program should be started?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 08, 2016 12:24 PM (Xo1Rt)

237 Eh, I'm going to repost this because I don't believe anyone saw it above. It puts the Cologne attacks in context. Terrifying cell phone video. Seriously, check it out. It's like a World War Z of sexual harassment of western women in Cairo:
http://youtu.be/B2SGamUeMec

Posted by: Ben Ghazzara at January 08, 2016 12:36 PM (kLfw0)

238 I am really tired of articles saying there's an imbalance of men. It's culture. Rape is not about sex after all but about power over someone powerless.

I was once in a room with about four Indian (feather not dot) men, drinking and using drugs. I was not the least bit afraid for my safety. They treated me like a sister and mostly ignored me. I thought it was interesting at the time, because I would have been worried around the same behavior by men of a different race.

How can a free society allow in a bunch of people that think women should be covered head to toe? what are they smoking to think that those folks will throw away their culture and become good Europeans (or Americans)?

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 08, 2016 12:47 PM (5HBd1)

239 one of the benefits of diversity is increasing micro borders.

that means that your natives...those terrible awful legacy population types will not mix with the beautiful, economy-turbocharging rapefugees but will instead withdraw to further enclaves...probably also stopping travelling through areas of vibrant diversity, like train stations.

which is why Europe needs Obama's HUD to force the awful xenophobic legacy Europeans to live amongst the rapefugees.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 08, 2016 01:01 PM (kLfNp)

240 Yeah, I'm going to a gun show tomorrow

Posted by: tmitsss at January 08, 2016 02:13 PM (vnMp/)

241 WOOD that others would feel us as ISIS brothers...signed Rabbi Burns

Posted by: saf at January 08, 2016 05:49 PM (qKiBT)

242 I, Angela J. Merkeltrump, am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims
entering Germany until our country's representatives can
figure out vat the hell is goink on."

Posted by: The Wolf Who Cried Boy at January 08, 2016 06:45 PM (BfPSD)

243 Thank God I got 45 cal spray.

Posted by: Andrew at January 08, 2016 07:53 PM (zcuxU)

244 You know a civilization is finished when their response to coordinated, sexual violation of their women by marauding invaders is for the women to hold up signs saying : "No sexism No racism"

Like they're making a pre emptive apology for noticing that the rapists are all men from a specific region of the world that have just invaded their country.

Apropos, the simpering, uber liberal enclave that we recently left (no looking back there) has had a spate of attacks in which some homeless guy is apparently singling out women and children for a type of street attack in which he literally spits in the woman or child's face. This is also, per my understanding, a black guy who happens to pick out white women and children to do this to (a.k.a the "gentrifiers")

The community message board which is still on my device has had all kinds of posts on how the "police need to catch this guy" and how he should be "taken off the streets and given the treatment he needs"

Treatment he needs? He needs for some father, husband or brother to catch this guy and break at least two limbs and remove half his teeth --for a good start. When you no longer feel confident about even defending yourself and your own you are a pitiful, lost soul.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at January 08, 2016 10:06 PM (3Rr8K)

245 Good time to market a men's cologne in these migrant communities. Call it Allah's Temptress. Make it smell like the inside of a minicab that's been idling at the Rotherham train station for 12 hours with the heater on.

Posted by: Australian John at January 09, 2016 08:44 AM (nhG8C)

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