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WFB: Supercut of All the Times Obama Blamed His Failures Only His Inability to "Communicate" to the Public His Policy and Successes
Btw, in an "ANALYSIS," the WFB has determined that Bill Clinton now looks like an old woman. Speaking of having an old woman for a consort, Vanity Fair reports that some State Department officials suspected that it was the very close relationship between Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton that forced poor neglected Anthony Weiner into his 2011 sexting scandal.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Asmodeus Merkel at January 06, 2016 12:12 PM (75UO5)
Posted by: zeera at January 06, 2016 12:12 PM (CAJL/)
Posted by: HH at January 06, 2016 12:12 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 12:12 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: no good deed at January 06, 2016 12:12 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Chococheese at January 06, 2016 12:15 PM (OvUux)
The media and Ogabe together refuse to grasp that I am as entitled to hate their policy preferences as they were to hate Bush's.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:16 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 06, 2016 12:16 PM (jhqr1)
- things Josh Earnest would say about the President's failures if ever asked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:16 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: HH at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (FkBIv)
that which has been seen can not be unseen....
Cut me some slack g*ddamnit!
//Antknee Wienah
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (kMyr1)
for allegedly stabbing a customer after arguing over the 90 minute wait
time on the delivery.
Posted by: Colin at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Chococheese at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (l2max)
We need to end this senseless knife violence.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (kff5f)
Got it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (659DL)
And the rehabilitation of Carlos Danger begins. Mustn't have the proles wondering about Scankles' problematic sexuality.
Inner Party comrades are upstanding exemplars of virtue and probity, citizen! Listen and obey!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (X6fMO)
________________
What a gruesome choice to have to make. Blech.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (a31sM)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 12:19 PM (GGCsk)
Then I propose we call upon them to get their message out, plainly and honestly, just once. Give them the whole day to admit everything they stand for.
Then let's have an election. They won't have that excuse for the results.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:19 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: huerfano at January 06, 2016 12:20 PM (NSb9d)
There was a great scene in The Shield where Vic Mackey tells Kavanaugh that his ex-wife's pussy tasted like sweet butter.
I can see Hillary doing that...
Posted by: REV DR E BUZZ Esq at January 06, 2016 12:20 PM (ffzJn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 12:20 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: BignJames at January 06, 2016 12:20 PM (x9c8r)
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What about the Dems though?
Posted by: Bigby's Phalanges at January 06, 2016 12:20 PM (3ZtZW)
One of them is. His name is Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 12:20 PM (kff5f)
Da comrade...
like I said on twatter to a Bernoid....
"Emperors are fun until you lose and your opponent gets his"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:21 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (GGCsk)
I've been saying for about a year now that the strain is starting to show. They know they have to push hard now or they're going to get set back, perhaps for a generation. And they are running on the feeling that they are soooo close to being able to achieve socialist utopia. Thus the dropping of the masks.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 12:21 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: HH at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (DrCtv)
So Bill dies and Hillarity! gets the sympathy vote.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2016 12:21 PM (FRDDf)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 06, 2016 12:21 PM (2oWD2)
That ain't "truth" old boy that is Hillary!
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:21 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Marcus T
Ah can smell a midget's rear end coming right up under my nostrils.
Posted by: Mama June at January 06, 2016 12:21 PM (75UO5)
The "women" part isn't the interesting part.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 06, 2016 12:21 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 12:18 PM (GGCsk)
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Yes, indeed.
Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 12:22 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 06, 2016 12:22 PM (TQxRy)
Yes.
Also, I need a new rifle and shotgun.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 12:22 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: McCool at January 06, 2016 12:23 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2016 12:23 PM (FRDDf)
Posted by: x at January 06, 2016 12:23 PM (57fhp)
the Vanity Fair piece is scathing but doesnt realize it
it chronicles Humas very very close ties, down to her DNA, to Muslim Brotherhood, outlines Muslim Brotherhoods close financial support of terrorism, and that of her family
it outlines the blurring of the lines between the Clinton Foundation, the State Department and Humas outside jobs
it shows the extraordinary lengths Hillary went to to get Huma cash when Weiner had to step down
it even talks about Huma's telling Weiner to stay in office and ride it out
if Huma were Russian, there would be very little arguing. She would be described as an agent and a honey trap who has manipulated her way to the very top levels of power.
The only person who defends her as much as Clinton is McCain. This woman is an agent for a foreign power. I have zero doubts about it
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hillary at January 06, 2016 12:23 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 12:22 PM (kff5f)
Already have the four wheel drive?
Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 12:23 PM (GUBah)
Wait, then didn't come out the way I meant it...
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM (iIzG7)
Obama has never failed at anything in his life. He is just being magnanimous by saying 'we'. That's his leadership speaking, he's being polite. His 'we' means all those people behind him, but not him.
Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM (HIOfR)
Posted by: General Ripper at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM (q4hvt)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM (YFFpo)
LOL. Those jokers at the State Department ... No one is "driven" to call himself Carlos Danger and send dick pics to anonymous girls. That's almost as good as the claim that BJ Clinton tripped in the Oval Office and got his dick stuck in Lewinsky's mouth. "Damn carpet!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Country Singer
The MSM / liberal bubble is contributing to their overconfidence.
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM (2x3L+)
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Yeah, yeah. In his own words, he just isn't adept as he might be at doing those victory laps. If he was, why, we would all be on our feet cheering.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 12:25 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 12:25 PM (LUgeY)
Huma Abedin began working for Hillary in 1996, when she was a 19-year-old intern fresh from George Washington University assigned to the First Ladys office.
The Clintons and their interns.
Ewwww.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 12:25 PM (kdS6q)
Wiener has always been a horndog, since before he married Huma.
Weiner and Huma have the same politically based marriage of convenience relationship that Hilary and Clinton do. Weiner screws around, and Huma stays "home". I doubt she even cares that Weiner screws around. . .she only cares that he gets caught and brings negative attention.
The biggest difference is that Bill Clinton was a major political asset for Hilary. Weiner is, at this point, basically just dead weight for Huma.
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 12:25 PM (ji45d)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM (2oWD2)
No doubt about it.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 12:26 PM (GUBah)
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Happens every time a GOP President gets elected!
/yeah, I LOLd
Posted by: Bigby's Phalanges at January 06, 2016 12:26 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 12:26 PM (GGCsk)
Proper response is "Vin buddy I came in her an hour before got to her...I knew Smart balance tasted like real butter."
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:26 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: x at January 06, 2016 12:26 PM (57fhp)
(1) Too many people know there's no love lost between them.
(2) It would only work with people who are already in that tank for her, so no gain.
(3) Hillary would be the prime suspect.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:27 PM (iIzG7)
they meant it as a bouquet, but its a bomb. It is very clear Hillary is unable to function without this foreign agent assisting her
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 12:27 PM (GGCsk)
Debating posting in there to answer idiot rewriting history at the end. The Iraq SOFA failure was, wait for it, Bush's fault according to them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:27 PM (kMyr1)
Sure, sure, the loud and unrestrained libidinous cries of two carpet munchers in the next room led Li'l Anthony to shop pics of his junk around the Interwebz.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2016 12:27 PM (BK3ZS)
like Aunt Bea. but rapeyer.
Posted by: x
I was thinking he looks more like Bea Arthur, but with a smaller penis.
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (2oWD2)
Dont laugh ! It Happens !
http://tinyurl.com/zhlgfsz
Posted by: McCool at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (TQxRy)
"It's not nice to fool Mother Nature." ...*thundercrash*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bigby's Phalanges at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (GGCsk)
He only sings to the choir.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (FkBIv)
which is what any good agent would do
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: General Ripper at January 06, 2016 12:24 PM
I stole his "mojo". You can have it back for...
*puts pinky to corner of mouth*
1 Beeeellion dollars!!!!
*laughs long and maniacally*
Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Captain at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (H9MG5)
for allegedly stabbing a customer after arguing over the 90 minute wait
time on the delivery.
Posted by: Colin at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (T3Tpd)
I would just refuse to pay. Ninety minutes is ridiculous, except perhaps if there is a bowl game on, and everybody is ordering pizza. In which case the phone order-taker should be warning customers that delivery will necessarily be much delayed. As in: "Understand, that right now, you are #55 in the queue. We can bake and deliver about 40 pizzas per hour, going flat-out. So you are looking at close to an hour and a half. If you are good with that, go ahead and order. If not, then please don't order now, but do try us again when things aren't so crazy."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (cKwwS)
Nice...I can see the commercial in my mind.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:29 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2016 12:29 PM (2x3L+)
Well, lets see. President Selfie has the largest bully-pulpit on the planet, an uber compliant press, and literally multiple different departments of press agents, consultants, and other paid messagers to craft his message and get it out.
If can't get his message out, what does that say about his fundamental lack of competence as chief executive?
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 12:29 PM (ji45d)
Actually, he looks more like an old lesbo than Hillary! does...
Posted by: tu3031 at January 06, 2016 12:30 PM (YFFpo)
http://tinyurl.com/zhlgfsz
Posted by: McCool at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (TQxRy)
Wow. Just ... wow.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2016 12:30 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:30 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2016 12:30 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:23 PM (zOTsN)
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Agree. And don't forget Valerie Jarrett.
Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 12:30 PM (Fmupd)
I fully expect that if Trump gets the nomination, then Old Man Yells At Clouds will promptly endorse Hillary.
I also fully expect that this will produce an instant rehabilitation of McCain's reputation among the left.
No more will he be a rambling senile warmonger, as he was in 2008. Instead, he will be transmogrified into a dignified elder statesman suffused with deep insights which we should all carefully heed.
Posted by: Carl Sagan, circa 1991 at January 06, 2016 12:30 PM (noWW6)
Humas actions make the most sense once you realize she is an agent who is here to manipulate decision makers. Wonder if she helped Hillary manage Benghazi
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:30 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 06, 2016 12:31 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:31 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 06, 2016 12:31 PM (l2max)
Their "opposition" is desperate - desperate because a few candidates who do not embrace the single most idiotic and destructive "policy" that both sides share (amnesty and lawlessness) currently lead the primary polling.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2016 12:31 PM (QDnY+)
Could you imagine what a hot mic would pick up if you left THE BERN! Juan Queeg and Joey Plugz alone in a room with tin foil and a flashlight?
THAT would be comedy gold.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:32 PM (g8Hfr)
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Not possible. "Green Eggs and Ham" wasn't written until after the war.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 12:32 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 12:32 PM (Nwg0u)
He has said the words that conservative want to hear, but then he goes ahead and says what his progressive fellow travelers want to hear, and the conclusion is inescapable. He can't be on both sides at the same time. One ideology he means, the other he is attempting to beguile.
Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 12:32 PM (HIOfR)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:32 PM (zOTsN)
The pretense of heterosexuality.
A small shadow.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 12:32 PM (LUgeY)
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He should put it all down on paper. Publish it in the newspaper. Heck - put it on a postcard and mail one to every voter in America. Not that hard, if you're at all serious about it.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 12:33 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: dantesed at January 06, 2016 12:33 PM (88xKn)
Weiner is (perhaps) the father of her child now, and that's enough reason to stick with him now, even if he isn't bringing much in terms of political clout now. In reality, I bet he and Huma barely spend any time together at all.
But at the time of their marriage, he was a US Congressman for the 9th district of NY, and personally well connected to Charles Schumer and others in the Dem party. THEN, he was a pretty good bet as a "rising star" within the Dem party, and for someone politically ambitious, a good "bet", I think.
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 12:33 PM (ji45d)
The opposite of hubris is humility, which is arguably one of the greatest virtues. One of humility's outward expression is the ability to admit mistakes and shortcomings, learn from them, and move on, better and wiser. That's how people grow. In an ordinary person, a complete lack of humility is an annoyance. In a world leader, it's incredibly dangerous, even disastrous. As we've seen.
Posted by: troyriser at January 06, 2016 12:33 PM (+UeSQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 12:28 PM (GGCsk)
Well.... Caitlyn Jenner is apparently still getting poontang... and hasn't actually cut anything off...
And gets LOTS of attention...
And if I got a semi sex change, I could be First Lady!
Genius!!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton... at January 06, 2016 12:33 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:33 PM (zOTsN)
The fawning fans of Hillary are already voting for her; she gains nothing. Well, except her freedom, and Bill's half of the loot coming in from their money-laundering "Foundation," but no new votes.
Unless Bill was planning to vote for Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:34 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:34 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 12:35 PM (bYGAR)
when the scandel broke her first thought was that he should ride it out, not resign
who thinks like that
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:35 PM (zOTsN)
able to buy guns over the internet with no background check is rated as
'mostly true' because they can buy them from illegal arms dealers."
Gee whiz, Wally. The snooze media told me that I could just walk in to a local gun store and buy an "automatic weapon" over the counter. I tried and tried and never succeeded. I guess they were out of stock or something.
Now the snooze media are telling me that the Internet is full of dealers who will ship guns directly to me without an FFL intermediary and background checks. But for some reason I wasn't able to find a single such dealer when I looked. I guess I need to change search engines or something.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 12:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2016 12:36 PM (2x3L+)
Until Andrew Breitbart got ahold of him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 12:36 PM (LUgeY)
"Work" ethic.
Either there's a new euphemism about, or I'm out of the loop.
Again.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2016 12:36 PM (kKHcp)
Dude looks like a lady?
Posted by: Steven Tyler, experiencing life imitating art at January 06, 2016 12:36 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:36 PM (zOTsN)
who thinks like that
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:35 PM (zOTsN)
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Someone not interested in rescuing their marriage. Someone interested in retaining political power even if it means trashing the most meaningful relationship in your life.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 12:37 PM (dFi94)
with a BIG assist by this very horde....
I miss Andrew...imagine the glee he'd be feeling over "Trumpa-geddon"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:37 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Fifth Dimension at January 06, 2016 12:37 PM (jLXo8)
There was a great scene in The Shield where Vic Mackey tells Kavanaugh that his ex-wife's pussy tasted like sweet butter.
I can see Hillary doing that...
Posted by: REV DR E BUZZ Esq at January 06, 2016 12:20 PM (ffzJn)
Heh. In that episode DVD commentary, Mike Chiklis said that afterwards, guys would see him on the street and randomly scream out "CHIKLIS! LIKE SWEET BUTTAH!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2016 12:37 PM (j4wsR)
Think of her as a painter....
//Hillary!
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:38 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:38 PM (iIzG7)
when the scandel broke her first thought was that he should ride it out, not resign
who thinks like that
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:35 PM (zOTsN)
In Democratworld it makes sense though. You first assume you'll have media protection. Also you can't go wrong thinking the dumb little sheep will soon be distracted by some other shiny trinket and forget. Weiner's problem was that people like Ace and Breitbart refused to let it go and somehow kept it front and center.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2016 12:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 12:38 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:38 PM (zOTsN)
when the scandel broke her first thought was that he should ride it out, not resign
who thinks like that
A Democrat?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 06, 2016 12:38 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 12:38 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 06, 2016 12:38 PM (5Gpe2)
Last week he was looking for name & logo for third party.
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 12:39 PM (sj3Ax)
I think you miss the irony of my statement. Of course Obama has zero difficulty getting his message out. He's the F'in POTUS, he's on TV every day, he releases press releases every day etc. He has nationally televised State of Union addresses, he has endless press contacts, etc. Its obvious that the "I can't get the message out" messaging is a lie.
The point is, its not JUST a lie, its a STUPID lie. Saying, that as POTUS, he can't get his message out, is admitting that he fails at the very fundamental task of leadership, tantamount to saying he's a complete incompetent idiot. IE, if he can't get his message out, he's like a surgeon that doesn't know how to make an incision.
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 12:39 PM (ji45d)
Also, let's remember this: "PolitiFact" == St. Petersburg Times.
The mainstream media's reportage being vetted by... the mainstream media.
Foxes report all secure at the henhouse, sir!
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 12:39 PM (noWW6)
Again.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2016 12:36 PM (kKHcp)
You think she munches Hillz' leathery old cooter because she enjoys it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 12:39 PM (cKwwS)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 06, 2016 12:39 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 12:39 PM (GZ6Pf)
Plus no comments. Bogus. Plus plus, as much as B. Clinton looks like an old woman, you must allow, the women actually look like old men.
Posted by: bour3 at January 06, 2016 12:39 PM (5x3+2)
Huma's family is firmly entrenched in the MuzBro, a terrorist organization.
How did she pass a national security review?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 12:40 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2016 12:40 PM (2x3L+)
THANK YOU!
//Bronk T Ogabe and the infiltration of the GOP by the Muz Bros too
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:40 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: troyriser at January 06, 2016 12:33 PM (+UeSQ)
"My fellow citizens, the American Presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery." ~ Shit Sarah Palin Really Said.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2016 12:41 PM (FRDDf)
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 12:39 PM (ji45d)
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Quite probably. I had bloodwork done this morning and if I'm not mistaken, they took all the blood that usually goes to my brain.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 12:41 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 12:41 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: Paolo Danger at January 06, 2016 12:41 PM (75UO5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:42 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 12:33 PM (dFi94)
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Just like all that writing he did at Harvard.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 06, 2016 12:42 PM (MIKMs)
Pretty sure you did unless the Hill spawn can self-impregnate on demand Paola....
//Honest media
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:42 PM (g8Hfr)
I doubt Weiner had any marriage to be saved. His wife is a lesbian, and he had free reign **so long as he was discreet** about it.
To his wife, the scandal wasn't that he was screwing around on her. . .it was that HE GOT CAUGHT.
Again, its the same thing as the Clintons. Hilary is Humas personal "mentor" and Bill officiated at their wedding. Hilary doesn't care that Bill is screwing around. . .he's been doing that for 30+ years. . .she cares only when it brings them bad press.
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 12:42 PM (ji45d)
I saw Free Beacon about Huma & Hillary & put on Twitter. A lot of writers there used to work at TWS, which has always been GOPe, but now Kristol has lost it.
Last week he was looking for name & logo for third party.
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 12:39 PM (sj3Ax)
Maybe that fucktard Kristol should think about what principles his supposed third party should advocate. Something more substantial than "Ewwww, Trump is icky and has cooties"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2016 12:42 PM (j4wsR)
DARPA provided the First Member with an exoskeleton, much like Hillary's that enables her to walk and stand upright -- but of course, much, much smaller.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:42 PM (iIzG7)
Wouldn't matter how many times/ways you said it.
Someone heard "30 minutes or less" a decade ago and it is in the Constitution! Yo!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 12:43 PM (REkPr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 12:43 PM (39g3+)
Ed Klein said that Bill told Hill if he should die to use it for votes!
I saw pic & Chelsea is pregnant, it was NY weekend & Bill, Hill, baby were strolling in New York.
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 12:43 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 12:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Last week he was looking for name & logo for third party.
Schlong Party.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 12:44 PM (REkPr)
Yeah, that was a very unfortunate ad campaign, although it did build business very well for Dominos. They just couldn't reliably keep that speed up and the quality suffered massively.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 12:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 12:37 PM (dFi94)
So a marriage of political convenience is now 'the most meaningful relationship in' Huma's life? Don't think so. My tin foil hat says that Huma got special dispensation from an imam somewhere to marry a Jew because he had political potential.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2016 12:44 PM (FRDDf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:45 PM (kMyr1)
Quite probably. I had bloodwork done this morning and if I'm not mistaken, they took all the blood that usually goes to my brain.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 12:41 PM (dFi94)
Usually it takes a a fistful of Washingtons and a trip to Spearmint Rhino for that to happen to me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2016 12:45 PM (j4wsR)
for allegedly stabbing a customer after arguing over the 90 minute wait
time on the delivery.
Posted by: Colin at January 06, 2016 12:17 PM (T3Tpd)
Clearly, this calls for commonsense pizza laws.
Posted by: Secundus at January 06, 2016 12:46 PM (+GCIE)
My point is that character counts, especially in leadership positions. People die needlessly when those in charge are incapable of learning, changing and adapting because their own grandiosity and pig-headed stupidity get in the way.
Posted by: troyriser at January 06, 2016 12:46 PM (+UeSQ)
My brain says BACON
over and over and over again.
Oh look, it is a link to the Free BACON
Sunny Beach! But they've got a great subliminal ad campaign going, even if they don't know it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2016 12:46 PM (kKHcp)
It helps if one knows the quipment the pizza joint uses....
take a mid range dominos for example...
they will have a two deck oven that is capable at max of moving through 8 pies per deck per 12 minute cycle assuming the cutter is a smaurai.....
that is 80 pies(in a shop that stresses two pie orders through price structure) per hour....
a high volume store will have a 3 deck oven.....
but you are always under pressure to run one oven off peak so unless the manager has the force there is a 15 ramp up cycle to reach optimal temps...
//Your Pizza Messiah
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:46 PM (g8Hfr)
Quality suffered?
More like pedestrians and other motorists.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 12:46 PM (REkPr)
The message is, "America SUX!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 12:46 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: the Al Sharpton bobblehead at January 06, 2016 12:47 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Wait. We might actually have a plot now.
Posted by: Fast and Furious movie franchise at January 06, 2016 12:47 PM (326rv)
Here's a niche that's open, Bill. New Democrat.
"We're what the Democrat Party used to be after they were segregationists but before they were traitors."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 12:47 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: no good deed at January 06, 2016 12:12 PM (GgxVX)
There are those who say no one ever lets the president be clear. And that's not who we are.
*cries*
That's not what we're about.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 12:47 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 06, 2016 12:47 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ALH at January 06, 2016 12:48 PM (JrKKc)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 06, 2016 12:48 PM (FkBIv)
and drivers...
it is not as if the company pays you for your tickets.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:48 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 12:48 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2016 12:48 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 12:48 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:49 PM (kMyr1)
Obama and Jarrett were mentored by actual card carrying commies ... united in Chicago and now they run US. That didn't happen without a lot of coordination with media, Hollywood, and a LOT of shady characters.
Bias is not really the right way to look at it, imo. They are sold out to "fundamental transformation of America" and only temper their message enough to maintain the facade.
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 06, 2016 12:49 PM (5Gpe2)
Clear? From the most transparent Administration EVAH?
I will admit, he is very transparent. I can see through him like a used bar of Neutrogena.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:49 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:49 PM (r6usT)
I've been a lead driver...
I gave the briefing, "this is not officially a hedge for tickets...but it is a hedge for tickets"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:50 PM (g8Hfr)
that is 80 pies(in a shop that stresses two pie orders through price structure) per hour....
a high volume store will have a 3 deck oven.....
but you are always under pressure to run one oven off peak so unless the manager has the force there is a 15 ramp up cycle to reach optimal temps...
//Your Pizza Messiah
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:46 PM (g8Hfr)
Slice science
'Za zen
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 12:50 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 12:43 PM (REkPr)
Comedian fodder during the nineties.
In Vegas, call up Domino's and a hooker at the same time.
See which one shows up hot and ready first.
Some joke about calling 911 and Domino's too. I don't remember it well enough to retell.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2016 12:50 PM (kKHcp)
She will plot to do away with Huma, but given that Huma has been handling her affairs for decades, she will easily detect what Hillary's atrophied mind is plotting. She will drug Hillary during one of their trysts and stragle her to death with a piano wire. Man, I need to flesh this into a novel for the book club.
Posted by: Asmodeus Merkel at January 06, 2016 12:50 PM (75UO5)
Posted by: Middle Eastern roving rapers at January 06, 2016 12:50 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at January 06, 2016 12:50 PM (AhyHb)
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2016 12:51 PM (qUNWi)
"Huma, that's some nurse"
Huma finally slits Hillary's throat and runs cackling out of the Presidential bedroom screaming "Free at last!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:51 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: Bigby's Phalanges at January 06, 2016 12:51 PM (3ZtZW)
http://on.wsj.com/1Ob8UBs
Posted by: MTF at January 06, 2016 12:51 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Dominos dices at January 06, 2016 12:52 PM (326rv)
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2016 12:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Mot American at January 06, 2016 12:52 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 12:49 PM (r6usT)
Heh. Hillary actually thinks she's running for president of the shuffleboard league.
Posted by: Secundus at January 06, 2016 12:52 PM (+GCIE)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 06, 2016 12:52 PM (MIKMs)
In college I ran a pizza joint...
fresh dough, real ingredients...
mom in law would buy little caesars'...
I would literally eat the cardboard to make a point.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:52 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Dominos at January 06, 2016 12:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 12:53 PM (dFi94)
NewsWeek still exists? Are they paying their writers in script or something else?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 06, 2016 12:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer at January 06, 2016 12:53 PM (H9MG5)
Rod Stewart, however, can never be removed from the top spot.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 12:53 PM (LzzEz)
I gave the briefing, "this is not officially a hedge for tickets...but it is a hedge for tickets"
They give $1500 bonuses? Because at $300 a pop, counting fine, court costs, po po's new toys, judges hookers & blow fee......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (REkPr)
Posted by: MTF
Paywalled article. Jason is an open borders guy. I see him on FoxNews all them time saying so.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: redenzo at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (kMyr1)
Well of course. They also need to not sound like idiots or religious nuts or power-mad zelots or chimps or whatever the MFM decides they are at any given time.
What I want from these intellectuals is how to destroy the media and bypass them to get our message to the LIVs.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Mot American at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (rwI+c)
Mandy Grunwald, said that Abedin is "always thinking three steps ahead of Hillary" and that she was "not sure Hillary could walk out the door without Huma."
I believe that's entirely true. And Hillary's e-mails revealed such utter banality: how does the remote work? get me some tea, etc. Poor Huma, at that useless harridan's beck and call.
Now, clearly she's doing it with her eyes open so she must be tremendously ambitious.
I have been reliably informed that they always have adjoining suites when they travel. I don't believe it's a sexual relationship because that would be too pathetic.
Huma is an attractive woman.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (1xUj/)
Rod's a wanker....
//Elton (Not Olivia Newton-) John
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 12:55 PM (ji45d)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:55 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Asmodeus Merkel at January 06, 2016 12:50 PM (75UO5)
The trouble would be writing the murder scene without having it turn into unintentional comedy.
Posted by: Secundus at January 06, 2016 12:55 PM (+GCIE)
Right...it's a slave racket rick.....
also part of why I drive cop cars...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 12:55 PM (g8Hfr)
I reject the (unstated) premise that current speech about border control is anti-Hispanic. What Conservatives need to do is learn to say, "F*ck you you f*cking racist. Just because they're coming here from Mexico does not actually make them Mexican, or even Hispanic. They could be from any number of places of origin, and Mexico simply be the route they used to get into the United States. We want ALL the borders controlled - that includes the northern one and both coasts, so who is the racist here?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 12:56 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: DogEatin Prez at January 06, 2016 12:56 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (1xUj/)
If you like 'em bony and angular, I guess. You could split hickory logs with that nose of hers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 12:56 PM (cKwwS)
"You just don't get it, dear little ones. Let me put it in a way that you might understand . . . "
Yet again, it is another example of liberals engaging in the very activity they project others to be engaging in.
Posted by: Patrick at January 06, 2016 12:56 PM (U6YEj)
Was showing the kid how to make pizza anyway.
Shortcut, eh-sorta recipe for pizza dough: 1:1 ratio self-rising flour and plain greek yogurt. Knead it a coupla and its good to go.
It cooks right, is chewy, but you can tell it was made with yogurt from the smell. I just lard it up with garlic and toppings and go to the edge with it all.
Posted by: Bigby's Phalanges at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (3ZtZW)
_____________________
Hillary's C-Pap machine and endless farting kept her awake, so she moved out.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Asmodeus Merkel at January 06, 2016 12:50 PM (75UO5)
"No Huma!" Hillary shrieked. "How can you betray me like this?"
"Old fool," Huma cackled as she wrapped the piano wire around Hillary's shriveled neck. "The Sheikh commanded me to lick your loathsome clitoris, but only as a prelude to Allah's judgement!"
"I loved you!" Hillary cried as Huma pulled the wire taut.
"I loathed you!" Huma spat as she twisted...
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (RD7QR)
Illegals be taking all the free shit, yo!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (REkPr)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (iQIUe)
I have been reliably informed that they always have adjoining suites when they travel. I don't believe it's a sexual relationship because that would be too pathetic.
I think it might have been at some point but now, I doubt Hillary even feels anything below the waist
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (39g3+)
I don't believe it's a sexual relationship because that would be too pathetic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (1xUj/)
___________________________
Yeah, what you said.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (HSmrB)
Mandy Grunwald, said that Abedin is "always thinking three steps ahead of Hillary" and that she was "not sure Hillary could walk out the door without Huma."
I believe that's entirely true. And Hillary's e-mails revealed such utter banality: how does the remote work? get me some tea, etc. Poor Huma, at that useless harridan's beck and call.
Now, clearly she's doing it with her eyes open so she must be tremendously ambitious.
I have been reliably informed that they always have adjoining suites when they travel. I don't believe it's a sexual relationship because that would be too pathetic.
Huma is an attractive woman.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (1xUj/)
Someday, maybe not in our lifetimes, we'll discover that Huma really was an operative. How effective she is may determine the manner in which her work is revealed. If history records her as a hero, almost a martyr, then we can presume the muslim overthrow of western civilization will have been successful.
Time will tell.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 12:58 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:58 PM (kMyr1)
I'll bet a good rate on a Queen + Coffin is hard to find on Travelocity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 12:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (1xUj/)
----------------
I'm hoping you mean, more attractive than the Hildebeast
Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 12:58 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Secundus at January 06, 2016 12:55 PM (+GCIE)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 06, 2016 12:59 PM (oKE6c)
Bandersnatch, Huma gets to use Hillary's power when ever she wants to. What isn't to like about that sort of situation if you are a flunky?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 06, 2016 12:59 PM (hLRSq)
I kind of feel sorry for Huma.
I don't feel sorry for her, not for one flipping second.
Huma made her choices and got exactly what she wanted, including a high paying 6 figure "consulting" gigs double-dipping her State Dept and other jobs. She hobnobs with the rich and powerful.
As to her "marriage", she picked her spouse, and is actively choosing to stay with him. Again, she doesn't need him for financial support, and could dump him like a ton of bricks at any point. That she doesn't is HER choice.
So no, I don't feel any more sorry for her than I feel for Hilary or Bill Clinton, or Anthony Weiner.
The one I potentially feel sorry for her is her CHILD, but even there I don't know anything about how this kid is being raised or by whom, so maybe even not so much.
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 12:59 PM (ji45d)
Like Darth Vader after burritos.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 01:00 PM (REkPr)
Yeah, like that. The Democratic Party has been destroying black Americans since it's founding. First with slavery, then when the Republicans freed them with Jim Crow, then when the Republicans passed the CRA64 with abortions and welfare, and now by importing their replacements.
The Democratic Pary: Holding the Black Man Down since 1821.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Mot American at January 06, 2016 01:00 PM (rwI+c)
DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT A LADY AS ASTUTE AND SAVVY AS HILLARY CLINTON COULD IGNORE SUCH A MASSIVE SECURITY BREACH RIGHT BEFORE HER VERY EYES???
I just kill myself sometimes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 01:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 12:55 PM (iIzG7)
============================================
Born here, but raised in Saudi Arabia from the age of two until she entered college in the US. Her mother still teaches at a university in Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 01:00 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (39g3+)
You're being too generous. Most of Hilery's carcass is incapable of feeling. Certainly not that cartridge that occupies the spot in her chest where humans have a heart.
No, there's some small gland in the brain that craves power, and gets pleasure from causing others pain. That's where she still has feeling. Everywhere else... nah.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 01:01 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 01:01 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 06, 2016 01:01 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at January 06, 2016 01:02 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
I wouldn't want to feel anything below Hillary's waist, either.
Posted by: Wyatt at January 06, 2016 01:02 PM (Agn5J)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 01:00 PM (dFi94)
Saw a pic of Huma's mother. Ugly as sin, she is, too. Makes you understand why the buqua is popular in Saudi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 01:02 PM (cKwwS)
224 Powerball is now $500 mil.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (iQIUe)
The Lottery is the Redneck Retirement System.
Posted by: ALH at January 06, 2016 01:02 PM (JrKKc)
entered college in the US. Her mother still teaches at a university in
Saudi Arabia."
Yeah, the current tension between Saudi Arabia and Iran has got to be putting a strain on her relationship with ValJar.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 01:02 PM (iIzG7)
I just kill myself sometimes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 01:00 PM (8ZskC)
Yes, you forgot to suggest we try the veal, and remember to tip our waitresses.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (Dj0WE)
Oh. I didn't know she had one.
Yes, I feel sorry fort that small human.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: no good deed at January 06, 2016 12:12 PM (GgxVX)
His mouth always has a waffle or two in it.
Posted by: Killerdog at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (ghwpr)
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bad Bad Leroy Brown at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (FkBIv)
228 Or $306 million cash.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 12:58 PM (kMyr1)
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And $176.40 after taxes.
Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (Fmupd)
On the other hand, it's just the type of thing a foreign agent's controllers would think of, " Let's get them really off the scent by marrying her to a Jew!"
Posted by: JoeF. at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (0VZ9i)
Speaking of which, where's Hadji been?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Mot American at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (rwI+c)
One of the many parts of the world where the women are gorgeous young and turn into trolls at about age 30.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (39g3+)
have adjoining suites when they travel. I don't believe it's a sexual
relationship because that would be too pathetic.
I think it might have been at some point but now, I doubt Hillary even feels anything below the waist
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (39g3+)<<<
Nobody's found Hillary's little
Posted by: Huma Weiner, muzzie sleeper agent at January 06, 2016 01:03 PM (H9MG5)
I don't necessarily think they are having a sexual relationship either. I think she's an operative and she would like to be the power behind the throne in the same way Valerie Jarrett is with Obama. God help us is Hillary is elected!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 01:04 PM (M+RRn)
their Rubio fandom (looking to take over from Kristol?), but I think he
was the first to lay out Hillary's problems with Huma.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 06, 2016 12:52 PM (MIKMs)
It finally got through their thick dummy skulls that Jeb is a no go. So they just moved on to the next squish.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2016 01:04 PM (4ErVI)
==================================================
What is it about "Americans" born here, but raised in totally different cultures, then coming back here to tell us what to do?
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 01:04 PM (dFi94)
when they travel. I don't believe it's a sexual relationship because
that would be too pathetic.
That would be "too pathetic" for Hilary Clinton? The woman who didn't say "boo" when her husband was caught shoving cigars up the intern?
Both Huma and Hilary are married adults,. If they did NOT have a sexual relationship, then why on earth would they need adjoining suites on a regular basis? IE, if something urgent comes up, Huma can't call Hilary on her cell, or simply walk down the hall (or up a flight of stairs, etc) to meet her in person?
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 01:04 PM (ji45d)
http://tinyurl.com/zyou5bc
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 01:04 PM (sj3Ax)
Assuming you end up with $250 million net, how would you spend/share it?
For me, the wife and I would retain half. Then the 2 kids would get half of the remaining half (31.25 million ea.). From there, half of the remaining half to the siblings (2) (15.625 million ea.) then various cousins/nephews/nieces (
at 1.95 million each.
Fuck charity.
Posted by: jwest at January 06, 2016 01:05 PM (Zs4uk)
Happy 31stBirthday dea... OH MY GAWD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE?!?!
//Every GI who married a Korean ever
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 01:05 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: guy who's keeping a list of the dummy's nicknames at January 06, 2016 01:05 PM (HgMAr)
There was a previous hagiographic profile of Abedin which said that she typically sleeps in the same room with Clinton "in case of a medical emergency".
Admissions against interest. How do they work?
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 01:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 06, 2016 01:06 PM (rwI+c)
Happy 31stBirthday dea... OH MY GAWD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE?!?!
//Every GI who married a Korean ever
Don't age well, ey?
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2016 01:07 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 01:00 PM
You see that picture of her in the coat that literally looks like a Persian rug? Yeah, I know I'm a straight dude so my fashion knowledge is miniscule but the facts that:
1. She thought that was A-OK to walk outside in, and
2. Nobody freaking STOPPED HER,
tells me she has loose bolts rattling around in the oil pan and no-one on her crew is willing to open their mouths when she does something idiotic.
Posted by: Secundus at January 06, 2016 01:07 PM (+GCIE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 01:07 PM (iQIUe)
That much money you can start your own charity.
I think I'd start one that gives breast implants to poor hot chicks.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2016 01:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 06, 2016 01:08 PM (aT2AU)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 06, 2016 01:08 PM (75UO5)
That much money you can start your own charity.
I think I'd start one that gives breast implants to poor hot chicks.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2016 01:08 PM (4ErVI)
So presumably you would run this trust in a hands-on manner?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 01:08 PM (RD7QR)
a lesbian--a no-no in Muslimworld-- and needed to be seen as married,
why would she marry a Jew?"
Because that particular Jew was close to Chuck Schumer, who even at that early date had the inside track to eventually become the Democratic leader in the Senate. (Still does.)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 01:09 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 01:09 PM (kMyr1)
One thing about Huma doesn't make sense though and it's if she really is
a lesbian--a no-no in Muslimworld-- and needed to be seen as married,
why would she marry a Jew?
She needs to be seen as married for US domestic political purposes. . .not to appease anyone in the KSA, where she doesn't live and isn't known!
IE, her biggest loyalty is to herself and her own political ambition, not to a bunch of Islamist weirdos in the KSA that she left behind 20+ years ago.
As to lesbianism, yes, on paper that carries the death penalty in the KSA. In reality, if you keep it behind closed doors, and don't talk about it, they look the other way. Living in a totally different country, that's about as "closeted" as it gets, right?
Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2016 01:09 PM (ji45d)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 06, 2016 01:09 PM (Gizfs)
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 01:09 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 01:05 PM (g8Hfr)
A Korean couple bought the bar in the small town near me at home, and she is a major cutie. Fifty-something, and it shows, but she wears her age well, and she is friendly and flirty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 01:10 PM (cKwwS)
I think I'd start one that gives breast implants to poor hot chicks.
You'd best be single when you start that charity. Or be married to a box of hammers.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 01:10 PM (REkPr)
And purchased the ticket with welfare money.
And hates this country.
And will send the money back to Syria.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 06, 2016 01:10 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 06, 2016 01:08 PM (75UO5)
You mean women who live sequestered lives, clothed from head to foot, having no contact with the outside world?
Yeah, they're called "Pretty much every woman in a Sandbox country".
Posted by: Secundus at January 06, 2016 01:11 PM (+GCIE)
Was mostly a joke, I'm a Sinophile on beauty at any rate....
they show whether they will age with grace by ~ 41...
some maintain their youthful look towards 55 but when the switch does flip it flips HARD
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 01:11 PM (g8Hfr)
Yeah, if you get them away from that life early enough they can preserve it a long time: Milla Jovovich, Paulina Porizkova, etc
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 01:11 PM (39g3+)
224 Powerball is now $500 mil.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 12:57 PM (iQIUe)
That's half a billion dollars.
I believe the Devil's had his hands on that money long enough.
Posted by: ALH at January 06, 2016 01:12 PM (JrKKc)
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Maybe they lost a football bet and had to become Newsweek writers or be known as welchers.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 01:12 PM (MYRZx)
entered college in the US. Her mother still teaches at a university in
Saudi Arabia."
Yeah, the current tension between Saudi Arabia and Iran has got to be putting a strain on her relationship with ValJar.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 01:02 PM (iIzG7)
Yeah, this is the part where, if this wasn't about the possible foreign control over my country, would be so interesting.
I'm still trying to see the Team Obama vs. Team Clinton fight as at this point anything other than a conceding of the floor by Team Obama. But maybe not. Maybe the deals with Iran are part of the battle, and the faster the Shiites can defeat the Sunnis/Wahabbists, the better it is in the long run for Team Obama.
Like I said, it would be fascinating to watch, if my country's fate wasn't hanging in the balance.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 01:13 PM (Dj0WE)
Huma is an attractive woman.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 12:54 PM (1xUj/)
Usually I'm not one to see relationships everywhere, but it wouldn't be as pathetic if it were a honey trap. It would make sense, at least.
Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 01:15 PM (lIU4e)
2. Nobody freaking STOPPED HER,
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The rich and the poor both have effed up sartorial sense so Imma let that slide.
Posted by: Bigby's Phalanges at January 06, 2016 01:15 PM (3ZtZW)
Remember, there are limits on the amt of money you can give away without a tax penalty yours and theirs.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 01:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Prince Woe Be Gone of Nigeria at January 06, 2016 01:16 PM (LISuA)
a lesbian--a no-no in Muslimworld-- and needed to be seen as married,
why would she marry a Jew?"
Because that particular Jew was close to Chuck Schumer, who even at that early date had the inside track to eventually become the Democratic leader in the Senate. (Still does.)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 01:09 PM (noWW6)
I believe Weaner was part of somebody's long-range plans for eventual White House material. Presumably after Hilery had her turn.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 01:16 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 01:17 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah, if you get them away from that life early enough they can preserve it a long time: Milla Jovovich, Paulina Porizkova, etc
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 01:11 PM (39g3+)
Also, getting them away from brutish eastern European men who regularly maul them in drunken rages probably helps them preserve their looks, long term.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 01:17 PM (Dj0WE)
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Well, there's also that the hicks from flyover country should have no effect in choosing our leaders or affecting policy.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 01:17 PM (MYRZx)
Posted by: mrp at January 06, 2016 01:20 PM (JBggj)
On the other hand you can crack hickory nuts with her thighs too.
Posted by: Hillary at January 06, 2016 01:20 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 06, 2016 01:21 PM (aT2AU)
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Posted by: Baldy at January 06, 2016 01:49 PM (1SCTq)
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Posted by: saf at January 06, 2016 04:43 PM (qKiBT)
One of these days, they'll have the guts to come out of the damn closet already -- when it's no longer politically useful for them to pretend to be heterosexual. In the meantime, their cynically arranged marriages with their "husbands," who agreed to same because it gave them free rein to screw around, are false fronts.
Gee, you'd think there's something wrong with being lesbians.
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