Obama Squirts a Few and Then Lies About Not Wanting to Take Your Guns Away

Twitchy is merciless on Obama's crying, and how what was a Boehner punchline is somehow a sign of Obama's nobility.

The media gushing even sounds even more maudlin en francais:

Les larmes d'Obama évoquant la tuerie de Newtown https://t.co/TiiBWkRL5r
— Le HuffPost (@LeHuffPost) January 5, 2016

Les Larmes d'Obama, une film par Weeps McMoistbottom

Obama reassures the nation that he doesn't want to take all your guns away, despite previously praising Australia's common-sense gun-control measure of taking all your guns away.

The Volokh Conspiracy's Jonathan Adler says Obama's new gun control measures are legally meaningless -- just restatements of the current law. And if they were more than that, they'd be unconstitutional.

He notes that today's actions were not executive orders, but executive actions, specifically "guidances" on current rules, not new rule-makings. The rule-making would be a lengthy process (requiring public notice, and going through the bureacracy, I suppose) which Adler doubts Obama could even finish before his term was up.

So the executive action does not disturb current law; it simply either restates it or clarifies it.

Adler thinks two possible reasons for doing this are to "chill" what he calls "marginal" gun sales (sales by people who are in a nether real between "dealer" and "hobbyist," signalling maybe to them they should err on the side of caution) and as a strictly political show that he's "doing something" for his base.

I guess if his base will be satisfied with this, we should count ourselves fortunate.

(By the way, I'm going to stay live in the music thread below, too.)

Posted by: Ace at 03:09 PM

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1 Ace on a roll.

Posted by: m at January 05, 2016 03:10 PM (d4uu4)

2 Tears of an Assclown...

I'd give my right nut for a newsie to ask "so if it saves one life you'll be EOing away abortion right SCOAMF?"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:10 PM (g8Hfr)

3 Oh fuck you! Fuck you ALL!!!

Posted by: President Bitchy Girl at January 05, 2016 03:11 PM (YFFpo)

4 Idiot for president.

Posted by: HH at January 05, 2016 03:11 PM (DrCtv)

5 You're never going to stop criminals from getting guns but this is a good step in limiting the availability of guns!

Posted by: Fmr ATF Douche on CNN at January 05, 2016 03:12 PM (LYCUN)

6 https://youtu.be/5GdrKhhfJQw

"I'm not crying"

Flight of the Conchords

"Tears of an Assclown-The Obama Chronicles"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:12 PM (g8Hfr)

7 It's not just at the gun control presser where Obama has turned on the waterworks recently. He started crying last week the instant that Aretha Franklin began to sing _You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman_.

Not making this up. You couldn't make this stuff up.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 03:12 PM (noWW6)

8 A condescending lecture and tears.
Gawd...does America have any leaders left???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2016 03:13 PM (r65B3)

9 Watching Barry's girly crying I'm reminded of what Ralph Peters said - He's a p*ssy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 03:14 PM (493sH)

10 Your H2B Replacement President will not cry. I'm just happy to have the job!

Posted by: President Obama H2B at January 05, 2016 03:14 PM (3b9U4)

11 From the pics it looks like those fake glycerine tears they use in movies.

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2016 03:14 PM (8ikIW)

12 This is the finest political theater you're going to see this year you rednecks. See these tears? That's Academy Award material right there. I make Laurence Olivier look like a cheap ham.

Posted by: Barack "Pay Attention To Me!" Obama at January 05, 2016 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

13 7: "Not making this up. You couldn't make this stuff up."

My bet is on "pre-change" hormone treatments.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 05, 2016 03:14 PM (4nmNX)

14 So this is basically a... win for gun people?

I mean, apart from having to background check everyone in a trust, the rest of the guidance's look to be meaningless at worst, and positive at best?

I'm gonna have to see how this all shakes out.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 05, 2016 03:14 PM (q/kmn)

15 How do y'all like the AI I've installed in the White House? Xe is only version 1.0 so cut me some slack.

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at January 05, 2016 03:15 PM (TxJGV)

16
I still dont understand why you bitter clingers refer to me as "Gun Salesman of the Year".

Posted by: President Barrack Obama at January 05, 2016 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

17 Just when you want to write Obama off, you realize what it was that made you fall in love with him in the first place.

Posted by: Chris Matthews and David Brooks at January 05, 2016 03:15 PM (gmeXX)

18 Tears for Fearsmongers

Posted by: weeping SCOAMF at January 05, 2016 03:15 PM (H9MG5)

19 Hold me, Sugar Bear.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 05, 2016 03:15 PM (FGvan)

20 As I said earlier, TVP for his delusional base.
What is TVP? Textured Vegetable Protein.
Aka, fake meat.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2016 03:15 PM (Yu4ah)

21 >>>people who are in a nether real between "dealer" and "hobbyist,"

nether real = nebulous area?

Posted by: m at January 05, 2016 03:17 PM (d4uu4)

22 7 Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 03:12 PM (noWW6)

It's one(or more) of a few things...

1) he really is a good hearted idealist grasping the clock never runs backwards and he achieved on whole not a lot

2) he really is an autocratic asshole who grasps he can't move further on his agenda without triggering Yugoslavia version 2.0

3) Lt Worf's rectal semen injection on poor "Bear" (now think of his weak assed 'the bear is loose' campaign I dare you) upset his estrogen levels...

4) It really has sunk in finally that he is hated by about 1/3d of the nation with a passion and loathed by about half of the other 1/3d.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:17 PM (g8Hfr)

23 It's not just at the gun control presser where Obama has turned on the waterworks recently. He started crying last week the instant that Aretha Franklin began to sing _You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman_.

Not making this up. You couldn't make this stuff up.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 03:12 PM (noWW6)

He was probably thinking of Reggie during the Aretha song

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 03:17 PM (493sH)

24
What a moronic dildo.

Id call him a moronic dick, bet he's not real enough to be a dick.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

25 Kenyan-born Crocodile cries real tears as he invites Surrender Mehn-kees to ride on his snout in order to cross the Great Divide.

Posted by: Trust Is His Middle Name at January 05, 2016 03:17 PM (nbGZj)

26 Did Obama cry after Benghazi? Or does he only cry when he massacres strawmen.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 05, 2016 03:17 PM (XtAzU)

27 This is Obama's kiss off for the gun-haters.

Not only was Obama utterly unable to pass any actual gun control legislation during his time in office. . .and that's despite having a momentary veto-proof Dem majority Congress, AND promising to do it.. . .BUT he's also responsible for selling more guns than any other POTUS before him.

Thanks Obama!

BTW, I've got one of those Shephard Fairey Obama "Yes we Did" stickers stuck right on the buttstock of the AR-15 I got after Obama got elected.

Posted by: looking closely at January 05, 2016 03:17 PM (ji45d)

28 Once again choom boy manages to come across as a complete wimpy ass crybaby . . . . Oh jeez, can somebody PLEASE get the most powerful man in the world a hanky?

Posted by: MWTexas at January 05, 2016 03:17 PM (0dmP2)

29 How many illegal alien drunk drivers kill Americans each year?

If it saves only one life, we should get rid of all illegal aliens then, right SCOAMF?

Posted by: a modest proposal at January 05, 2016 03:18 PM (H9MG5)

30 A president of the U.S. calls a press conference so that he can weep like a loon?

Somebody should report this suspicious behavior to the FBI. Obama is clearly unbalanced, and the precarious state of his mental health clearly signals that he should never be allowed to purchase or own a gun.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2016 03:18 PM (a31sM)

31 Obama sheds tears?

What, did his pen break?

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 05, 2016 03:18 PM (1BQGO)

32 Tears of a clown or Prissy from Gone With The Wind (you are raciss and disrespectful, Christy. Go sit in the corner and contemplate your behavior).

He did this knowing he would strike a chord or some-twat with his followers of "no guns, evah, even for police."

And, bonus, middle finger salute he and his minions can snicker about later.

You can hear Putin laughing from here...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:19 PM (7lqMl)

33 Le sigh...Le boo...Le hoo..

Posted by: PePe Lepeau at January 05, 2016 03:19 PM (8ikIW)

34 Did I take the brown acid? Where are we?

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at January 05, 2016 03:19 PM (ucB75)

35 He's crying for the lost children he didn't get a chance to molest.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 05, 2016 03:19 PM (7RXcs)

36 I didn't watch it-What exactly was he crying-about deaths from shootings? (Doesn't seem too choked up about black on black crime in Chicago), crying in frustration that something MUST be done or that people think he's a big meany that doesn't have the rights of citizens in mind?

Not to be too cynical, but I'm sure they can provide something to take to make him cry. I do acting. I can cry too (without medical aids) but Obama is a poor actor and I don't think he's being genuine in his "scene" to work up tears.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:19 PM (M+RRn)

37
All rage and bluster aside......

Truth be told.... I dont think he gives two shits about guns. This is just another checkoff box he can say he completed on his list of things to fundamentally transform America.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

38 This upsets me so much ... that I'm not really going to do anything about it.

Posted by: SH at January 05, 2016 03:20 PM (gmeXX)

39 28 Once again choom boy manages to come across as a complete wimpy ass crybaby . . . . Oh jeez, can somebody PLEASE get the most powerful man in the world a hanky?
________________

Or a Tampon and a Midol, which he probably needs more.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2016 03:20 PM (a31sM)

40 Une mesure forte pour un fin de mandat

Something about a strong measure and then an end to his mendacity.

Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2016 03:20 PM (3U4+k)

41 7 It's not just at the gun control presser where Obama has turned on the waterworks recently. He started crying last week the instant that Aretha Franklin began to sing _You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman_.

Not making this up. You couldn't make this stuff up.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 03:12 PM (noWW6)

He was thinking of Reggie.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 05, 2016 03:20 PM (kpqmD)

42 I wasn't really convinced by the tears because I didn't see a lip quiver. Unless one of the props behind our intrepid leader slipped one by me.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2016 03:20 PM (UzPAd)

43 Somebody should report this suspicious behavior to the FBI. Obama is clearly unbalanced, and the precarious state of his mental health clearly signals that he should never be allowed to purchase or own a gun.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2016 03:18 PM (a31sM)

And no one in the White House should have one either. That means no Secret Service should be anywhere within 100 feet of the WH.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 05, 2016 03:20 PM (9t8XZ)

44 >>>>>A third potential reason for issuing a guidance of this sort is
political: to respond to the political demand for action. Issuing a
guidance document with substantial fanfare is a way to create the
impression of action and satisfy relevant constituencies.
,.
.
.
.Been saying this for the last two days and gotten beaten up on here for it. The EA changed nothing, absolutely nothing.

Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at January 05, 2016 03:21 PM (iONHu)

45 Oh, and I want sobbing at the podium and snot bubbles to believe the tears, Baroque.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:21 PM (7lqMl)

46 It gave me the sadz up my leg. MOAR BUSHMILL'S!!!!!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 05, 2016 03:21 PM (vgIRn)

47 >The Volokh Conspiracy's Jonathan Adler says Obama's new gun control measures are legally meaningless -- just restatements of the current law. And if they were more than that, they'd be unconstitutional.

This was my initial barely-informed impression. It sounded like a big nothing-burger that attempted to capture present ATF practice/policy and regurgitate it as meaningful-sounding, tough guy EOs for his Kool-Aid drinking, gun-law-know-nothing supporters.

The mental health and increased LE focus seemed about the only things new and - as Ace pointed out earlier - were pretty much what conservatives have been clamoring about all along.

Posted by: rebel flounder at January 05, 2016 03:22 PM (3dOE/)

48 41 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 05, 2016 03:20 PM (kpqmD)

Mom Dad is wearing his Reggie Love condom again!

//Strychnine and or Malaria

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:22 PM (g8Hfr)

49 You should hear my cover of "Dirty Deeds Down Dirt Cheap". It's Grammy time for me you bitter clingers!

Posted by: Barack "Pay Attention To Me!" Obama at January 05, 2016 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

50 Male menopause makes Barry weep.

Posted by: Lying Eyes at January 05, 2016 03:22 PM (hrMUT)

51 45:"Oh, and I want sobbing at the podium and snot bubbles to believe the tears"

I saw the Snot Bubbles open for Tears for Fears at the Podium in '93.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 05, 2016 03:22 PM (4nmNX)

52 BOO HO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

Now watch this drive.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at January 05, 2016 03:22 PM (8ZskC)

53 Mr. President, would you trust your life to an iPhone's fingerprint reading technology?

Posted by: Things a real reporter would ask at January 05, 2016 03:22 PM (LYCUN)

54 Wonder how many tax dollars went to his fucking acting classes he took.

What a pure evil asshole.

What will his latest dictatorial moves do to save just one life? Nothing. Nothing at all. Now we will watch the GOPe glance down at the floor and pretend they are not seen. Ugh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2016 03:23 PM (voOPb)

55 Crock-o-shit-odile tears.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2016 03:23 PM (Nwg0u)

56 Another Great Moment for American Prestige. I'll probably wake up tomorrow and hear that Putin's invaded Poland or sumthin...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 05, 2016 03:24 PM (YFFpo)

57 #44

This. Its posturing for the pro-gun crowd to make it look like he's done something on gun control (ie OTHER than make a whole bunch of Americans buy a whole bunch of guns they likely otherwise wouldn't have).

I'm crying goddamn it! I really mean something here!

When your entire issue is based on emotion over logic (guns bad! ban guns!), and intent matters more than outcome, this is a "substantive" performance.

Posted by: looking closely at January 05, 2016 03:24 PM (ji45d)

58 Oh, and I want sobbing at the podium and snot bubbles to believe the tears, Baroque.

A big snot bubble that only comes out of one nostril that expands and contracts in time to his huffing.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2016 03:24 PM (Yu4ah)

59 I think the people playing the scene with him are a nice touch too. They all (except for the guy on left I can't see) look like they're dog died too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:24 PM (M+RRn)

60 48 41 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 05, 2016 03:20 PM (kpqmD)

Mom Dad is wearing his Reggie Love condom again!

//Strychnine and or Malaria
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:22 PM (g8Hfr)

Ewwww.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 05, 2016 03:24 PM (kpqmD)

61 Big nothing cheese burger to use to raise money for DNC.

The WH is nothing but OFA all the time.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2016 03:24 PM (jJRIy)

62 Better start saving now for that suppressed, RMR'd, Glock 41 now. Boy, that's a pistol that'd really make him blubber.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (q/kmn)

63
I imagine that Barry's weeping gave Putin, Iran and everyone else in the world a good laugh.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (493sH)

64 A big snot bubble that only comes out of one nostril that expands and contracts in time to his huffing.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2016 03:24 PM (Yu4ah)

-----

*tosses cream of chicken soup in the trash

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (8XRCm)

65 You should see the new seal I'm having designed for the Office of the Immediate Past President. It's going to be great!

Posted by: Barack "Pay Attention To Me!" Obama at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

66 Didn't we have a conversation last year about how men in the UK believe they have menstrual like cycles? What was it called? Maybe Obama self identifies that way too.

Posted by: IC at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (a0IVu)

67 Sorry Ace... but the law is explicit about who is covered by the law...

This 'rule' changes the clear verbiage of the Law, to something else...

Now STATES can make further laws about who is covered... but the President does not have the authority to change Federal Law.

This is once more using the Precedent that the Law is not what is written, but what 'I' say it is.

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (f7rv6)

68 The news conference following the multiple murders at Ft. Hood at the hand of Islamic terrorist Nidal Hasan did not result in tears. It resulted in a shout-out to one of Obama's cronies in the audience. No boo-hoo for those who wear the uniform of the United States of America. No kleenex necessary.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (dFi94)

69 22 >>Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:17 PM (g8Hfr

Right on, right on, right on......Said in a hoodish dialect

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (voOPb)

70 I take armed bodyguards with me to McDonald's, but I'm not a hypocrite. Just fat.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (OD2ni)

71 _You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman_.

-
Also known as the Caitlyn Jenner Theme Song.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (Nwg0u)

72 Jeb! can fix it.

Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Hay-bb!) at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (nSW/N)

73 Oh, except for the guy behind the blonde woman; He looks likes he's taking this much too seriously to get choked up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:25 PM (M+RRn)

74 "Watching Barry's girly crying I'm reminded of what Ralph Peters said - He's a p*ssy"

And LTC Peters was promptly suspended from further television appearances for having voiced the utterly unvoiceable truth of the matter.

Why, the Emperor's New Clothes are not only regal, they're _fahbulous_.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 03:26 PM (noWW6)

75 >>>>I think the people playing the scene with him are a nice touch too. They
all (except for the guy on left I can't see) look like they're dog died
too.
.
.
.OMG!!!!eleventy!!!! Obama is killing dogs to get people to cry on TV.....I knew it!

Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at January 05, 2016 03:27 PM (iONHu)

76
**raises hand**

Mr President. Do these new regulations apply to any Attorney General running weapons into Mexico???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

77
Wonder how many tax dollars went to his fucking acting classes he took.

============================================

No acting classes needed. Rub onions on your hands, then touch your hands to your eyes.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 05, 2016 03:27 PM (dFi94)

78 And any question of Obama retaining a Man Card?

resolved...

The President of the US, is in TEARS... yeah... that's gonna scare the Muz Terrorists...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2016 03:27 PM (f7rv6)

79 "Didn't we have a conversation last year about how men in the UK believe they have menstrual like cycles? What was it called? Maybe Obama self identifies that way too.
Posted by: IC at January 05, 2016"

And they still don't stock public men's rooms with tampons. I am so oppressed.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at January 05, 2016 03:27 PM (OD2ni)

80 I do not have a FFL
However, I am on a search & rescue mission for my victims of a previous canoe accident or 3.
i will sell those victims.
For cash. Its not my livelihood
What are you going to do Prezy 4Putt?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2016 03:27 PM (voOPb)

81 Pure gold, baby.

Posted by: Zombie Sandy Berger at January 05, 2016 03:27 PM (msVAP)

82 The bald guy to his right appears to be looking down at the tear gas canister.

Somewhere there is a photoshop of Barry the Baby crying. I don't think it is the Mad Magazine one, but of a baby having a tantrum superimposed with Le Facial Mole's pathetic visage.

I think this photo and his famous exercise video should be shown daily of Preznit Stompy Feet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:28 PM (7lqMl)

83 This just made me seriously consider Trump as a viable candidate. I can see Rubio or Cruz squeezing out a little moisture, but Teh Donald? Never. The only crying I want to see my president doing is during a rousing rendition on Stars and Stripes Forever by the Marine Corps Band on Independence Day.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at January 05, 2016 03:28 PM (aZr3p)

84 Better start saving now for that suppressed, RMR'd, Glock 41 now. Boy, that's a pistol that'd really make him blubber.

Is it the 17 or 19 that is FA?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2016 03:28 PM (Yu4ah)

85 I haven't seen such sincere grief since I attended Ron Brown's funeral.

Though the Wellstone funeral is a close second I guess.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2016 03:28 PM (eytER)

86 Dog whistle walking orders to bureaucratic operatives to "Lerner" the opposition.

This is how Obama operates.

Posted by: 13times at January 05, 2016 03:28 PM (WHVu+)

87 76
**raises hand**

Mr President. Do these new regulations apply to any Attorney General running weapons into Mexico???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

Mr. President, do these Laws pertain to giving Guns to 'Syrian Rebels'? Are you doing Background checks on THEM?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2016 03:28 PM (f7rv6)

88 The 18 is the FA one.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 05, 2016 03:28 PM (q/kmn)

89 The weepiness is a side eggect of the hormones for xor transition

Posted by: @votermom at January 05, 2016 03:29 PM (Si1jj)

90 SWHC (Smith and Wesson) up almost 12% today.

Posted by: weep away, Barky at January 05, 2016 03:29 PM (2WoCi)

91 No acting classes needed. Rub onions on your hands, then touch your hands to your eyes.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 05, 2016 03:27 PM (dFi9

I bet his hands didn't smell of onion, but probably the aroma of ________
Oh never mind
I don't need a banning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2016 03:29 PM (voOPb)

92 Two things I like about Australia are kangaroos and taking all your guns away.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at January 05, 2016 03:29 PM (8ZskC)

93 "Didn't we have a conversation last year about how men in the UK believe they have menstrual like cycles?

What was it called?

Marriage.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2016 03:29 PM (Yu4ah)

94 some crying fool just achieved being in the next ISIS recruiting video.

Posted by: X at January 05, 2016 03:29 PM (57fhp)

95 Somebody's going through The Change.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 05, 2016 03:29 PM (nFdGS)

96 "Guidance".

Presume spittle flecked rant about administrative rule making here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (mf5HN)

97 The bald guy to his right appears to be looking down at the tear gas canister.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (M+RRn)

98 Sorry to spoil it for you but if a republican wins the White House one day he won't be able to use the phrase "because congress refuses to act" when a democrat congress rejects his legislation as a means to justify a brazen executive unconstitutional power grab.

Posted by: Spoily McSpoilerson at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (0e8AF)

99 Bill Clinton just called to tell him that you don't go full weepy-bitch. Just make the sad face when the cameras are on.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (q/kmn)

100
I haven't seen such sincere grief since I attended Ron Brown's funeral.

Though the Wellstone funeral is a close second I guess.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2016 03:28 PM (eytER)
==============================================

Yeah, the Wellstone funeral emotionally drained me.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (dFi94)

101 "The news conference following the multiple murders at Ft. Hood at the
hand of Islamic terrorist Nidal Hasan did not result in tears. It
resulted in a shout-out to one of Obama's cronies in the audience."

Joe Medicine Crow. Obama just has to prominently tick that identity-politics compliance box every time there's one available to tick, even if the timing is gruesomely awful and it makes Obama seem callous and tin-eared.

By the way, there was another one of Obama's tells in that same shout-out which revealed his total incomprehension of American military history and military culture, wherein he referred to Joe Medicine Crow as a "Medal of Honor winner".

No. It's not a sweepstakes prize. It's not a sports trophy. It's not a lottery ticket. It's not something that one "wins". One is _awarded_ the MOH. A crucial difference.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (noWW6)

102 The typos are coz my fingers are freezing

Posted by: @votermom at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (Si1jj)

103 My mood swings would make a French actress look like Spock.

Posted by: Barack "Pay Attention To Me!" Obama at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

104 This President is not a man. I'm not sure what it is, but it's not a man.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (LA7Cm)

105 I'm a lifelong Republican, but...

*sobs*

Sorry... as I was saying, I'm a Republican but Mr. Obama's concern for the victims of right-wing extremist gun violence is deeply moving.

This is not a partisan issue. We have an obligation to join the president in passing common sense laws to prevent future massacres.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (Ui7Rt)

106 ISIS must be shaking in fear of this guy

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2016 03:31 PM (hEhnQ)

107 Maybe he's not crying. There's something he's not telling us-It's menopause and he's actually sweating. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:31 PM (M+RRn)

108 Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to see me cry?

- Leader of the Free World

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2016 03:31 PM (Nwg0u)

109 Under my plan, if you like your guns, you can keep your guns.

(Says the guy who never cried a tear for the 24 people who were killed in Midwest flooding last month while he golfed in Hawaii.)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2016 03:31 PM (KCQo0)

110 Sorry to spoil it for you but if a republican wins the White House one
day he won't be able to use the phrase "because congress refuses to act"
when a democrat congress rejects his legislation
==============================================

Why not?

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 05, 2016 03:31 PM (dFi94)

111

Putin is a big crier too

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2016 03:31 PM (hEhnQ)

112 How many more days until this weeping petunia gets on Marine Won for the last time on his way out of DC? I am going to watch that, live, and with a bottle of champagne.

Ok, I guess I am fired up now to go to the grocery store and terrorize people getting in my way. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:32 PM (7lqMl)

113 Sorry to spoil it for you but if a republican wins the White House one day he won't be able to use the phrase "because congress refuses to act" when a democrat congress rejects his legislation as a means to justify a brazen executive unconstitutional power grab.

President Trump begs to differ.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2016 03:32 PM (Yu4ah)

114 TRUMP.
SMASH.

Posted by: @votermom at January 05, 2016 03:32 PM (Si1jj)

115 He's probably crying because he doesn't own any gun stocks.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 05, 2016 03:32 PM (YFFpo)

116 I'm touched. I haven't seen him this emotional since his bracket was busted last April.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2016 03:33 PM (TOk1P)

117 Precedent Obama...

Auditioning for 'Tears for Fears'?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2016 03:33 PM (f7rv6)

118 (Says the guy who never cried a tear for the 24 people who were killed in Midwest flooding last month while he golfed in Hawaii.)

If you like your Jesusland shack built on a flood plain, you can keep your Jesusland shack built on a flood plain.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at January 05, 2016 03:33 PM (8ZskC)

119 The Ayatollah is very familiar with these tears

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2016 03:33 PM (hEhnQ)

120
Even more than Prezzy Pansy crying was the way he wiped the tears. It was a masculine as him throwing a baseball.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 03:33 PM (493sH)

121 He gets weepy for a few days every month.

Hot water bottles and chocolates usually help.

And binge watching the Lifetime for Women Channel.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2016 03:33 PM (KCQo0)

122 I so want the campaign next fall to have this as a huge central issue.

Bring it on, Cankles.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 05, 2016 03:33 PM (U6f54)

123
And..... for his next magic performance... The Amazing Barracko Magnifico will pull voting rights for non citizens out of his hat.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:33 PM (8XRCm)

124 Sorry to spoil it for you but if a republican wins
the White House one day he won't be able to use the phrase "because
congress refuses to act" when a democrat congress rejects his
legislation as a means to justify a brazen executive unconstitutional
power grab.

Posted by: Spoily McSpoilerson at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (0e8AF)

.....

...Are we supposed to want him to?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2016 03:34 PM (TOk1P)

125 >>From the pics it looks like those fake glycerine tears they use in movies.
Posted by: Bruce

Astroglide

Posted by: Reggie at January 05, 2016 03:34 PM (c7vUv)

126 This sobbing pussy thinks he can back us down?

Bwaaaahaaahahahhahaaahahahaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: ISIS and Iran at January 05, 2016 03:34 PM (rezrg)

127 So sick of this guy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2016 03:35 PM (659DL)

128 The Ayatollah is very familiar with these tears

How did the Ayatollah even see the tears from that angle?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2016 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

129 123
And..... for his next magic performance... The Amazing Barracko Magnifico will pull voting rights for non citizens out of his hat.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:33 PM (8XRCm)

Already did that one.... don't look behind the curtain... Same day voter registration with no ID check... with a bit of Voting by Mail...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2016 03:35 PM (f7rv6)

130 @104...even more concerning: what the hell is valjar? I sometimes think alien from space. She sure as hell does not have a doppelganger. And, I'll bet, her gender looks like Barbie's or Ken's. She is so weird looking (and evil).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:35 PM (7lqMl)

131 This sobbing pussy thinks he can back us down?

Bwaaaahaaahahahhahaaahahahaaaaaaaa!
Posted by: ISIS and Iran at January 05, 2016 03:34 PM (rezrg)

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Actually..... I am under the impression ..... he is on *your* side.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:35 PM (8XRCm)

132
He probably softly sobbing in Reggie's arms as he sees that people are making fun of him. Oh Reggie..it's just so....unfair....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (493sH)

133 "How many more days until this weeping petunia gets on Marine Won for the last time on his way out of DC?"

380.

I'm going to have a big loud party at the 365 day countdown mark.

Tick tick. Time waits for no "man".

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (noWW6)

134 President Trump should announce a blanket pardon

Posted by: X at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (57fhp)

135 So I lurk on a board which is mostly liberal. It's not a political board but they do veer into current events occasionally. Since they are mostly liberal there are statements presented as if they are fact.

Anyway, here's the predominant take (my paraphrase):

"It's nowhere near enough, but it's the best he can do since Congress won't let him do more. It's going to help save lives which we'll never know about because it's going to save those lives before they are in danger. He won't get credit for saving lives but he's doing the right thing anyway. Good for him."

Sigh.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (eytER)

136 124 Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2016 03:34 PM (TOk1P)

Evidently, I dunno though Burt I am just about to the point I think the mules need some reciprocity rammed down their throats....

the establishment is slowly making me a Trump backer....

I posted at length that I suspect his motives but if he makes Tingles go tinkle there must be something to the guy.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (g8Hfr)

137 Cut that crying out or I'll give you something to cry about!

So said M.H.'s father. If it works for me it should work for Prezy Pussy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (voOPb)

138 500 Electoral votes to the first candidate who says:

"Like Booker Noe says about his whiskey, if you aren't completely satisfied with private citizens having guns, send us your guns and we'll shoot 'em for ya."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2016 03:37 PM (TOk1P)

139 King Putt was probably thinking of how beautiful that speech sounded before it was translated from its original german

Posted by: Agent Terry at January 05, 2016 03:37 PM (LoIJo)

140 ...even more concerning: what the hell is valjar? I sometimes think alien from space. She sure as hell does not have a doppelganger. And, I'll bet, her gender looks like Barbie's or Ken's. She is so weird looking (and evil).

It's as if Gollum fucked Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2016 03:37 PM (eytER)

141 No tears for ft hood, benghazi, Chattanooga, little rock, San bernardino, Paris.

I guess they were asking for it

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2016 03:37 PM (hEhnQ)

142 >>>the establishment is slowly making me a Trump backer....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (g8Hfr)

You're not the only one Sven

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (voOPb)

143 The fact that we have a pussy for a commander-in-chief REQUIRES that we are a well-armed citizenry.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (rezrg)

144 Apparently he was weeping over Newtown according to "Hot Air". Very well timed tears.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (M+RRn)

145 I, for one, can't wait for them to take his damned pens, hand him an unencrypted Blackberry, take back the nuclear codes, and escort his narrow Black ass, Mooch, Ugly MIL, and the Principessas to the plane taking them all to Hawaii for good.

Except that's just a dream, the spawn can't change schools, so the Obamas will be in DC for the forseeable future. The part about the pens, Blackberry, and nuclear codes is real--I hope.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (kXoT0)

146 It's as if Gollum fucked Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 05, 2016 03:37 PM (eytER)

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Oh. Shit.

**furiously shakes Diet Dr Pepper out of the laptop

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

147 Just hit me...

These are not tears of Anger...

These are tears of frustration... ie... I can't have my way...

My Daughter used to do that...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (f7rv6)

148 You've all heard that it takes a strong man to cry in public. Well look, I'm strong. I am.

What?

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

149 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (a+WIL)

150 134 President Trump should announce a blanket pardon

blanket pardon or blanket party?

Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jessup at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (LoIJo)

151 96
"Guidance".

Presume spittle flecked rant about administrative rule making here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (mf5HN)

We are a nation of guidance.

Posted by: rebel flounder at January 05, 2016 03:39 PM (3dOE/)

152
Jonathan Adler was one one of the great legal minds behind King v. Burwell, Obamacare and ambiguous congressional intent, that got biker stomped in the Supreme Court and was the true death of the anti-Obamacare legal argument.

So, if this guy is telling us again, "not to worry", I worry.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 05, 2016 03:39 PM (kdS6q)

153 Evidently, I dunno though Burt I am just about to
the point I think the mules need some reciprocity rammed down their
throats....

the establishment is slowly making me a Trump backer....

I posted at length that I suspect his motives but if he makes Tingles go tinkle there must be something to the guy.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (g8Hfr)

I really don't expect a return to Constitutionally based rule of law, so I guess a strongman on one's side is the next best thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2016 03:39 PM (TOk1P)

154 He's got tears in his fro.

Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2016 03:39 PM (GZ6Pf)

155 Sorry to spoil it for you but if a republican wins
the White House one day he won't be able to use the phrase "because
congress refuses to act" when a democrat congress rejects his
legislation as a means to justify a brazen executive unconstitutional
power grab.

Posted by: Spoily McSpoilerson at January 05, 2016 03:30 PM (0e8AF)

.....

...Are we supposed to want him to?
Posted by: BurtTC

Yes. At this point, I want vindictive pay back.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2016 03:40 PM (Yu4ah)

156 All the world's a stage and this one is mine for the next year so get used to it, peasants!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 05, 2016 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

157 This categorically proves that between Reggie and Barry, Barry is always the bottom

Posted by: Rip Taylor at January 05, 2016 03:40 PM (LoIJo)

158 Clarifies? WTF-clarifies! If you mean makes it more ambiguous, then maybe...

Posted by: Time, inc. at January 05, 2016 03:40 PM (2X7pN)

159 I posted at length that I suspect his motives but if he makes Tingles go tinkle there must be something to the guy.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (g8Hfr)

Vell, he sure as hades is making Hillary! all verklempt and BJ the cadaver may just have to stay offstage. They are trotting out preggers Chelz to prop up Mommie Dearest.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 05, 2016 03:41 PM (kXoT0)

160 130 @104...even more concerning: what the hell is valjar? I sometimes think alien from space. She sure as hell does not have a doppelganger. And, I'll bet, her gender looks like Barbie's or Ken's. She is so weird looking (and evil).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:35 PM (7lqMl)

http://tinyurl.com/c6avlhg

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 05, 2016 03:41 PM (fWAjv)

161 >>>the establishment is slowly making me a Trump backer....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 03:36 PM (g8Hfr)

You're not the only one Sven
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (voOPb)

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Word. Im not entirely convinced he posseses the temperment.

But...... fuck em. They didnt listen when Bush got all the blowback on his amnesty plan. They didnt listen to the Tea Party and I *know* some of the GOPe types threw them under the bus with Lerner and the IRS. The CERTAINLY didnt get the hint when Cantor got shitcanned or Weepy Boner got pushed out.

Like I said. Fuck em.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

162 Lying and crying is so easy to do... Especially after 18 holes

Posted by: King Putt at January 05, 2016 03:41 PM (LoIJo)

163 The corporation 1% of billionaire gun lobbies continue to insist upon special advantages while Congress has chosen to simply sit on the sidelines and criticize without passing my the legislation I desire.

And so I have no alternative as the sole, sane, smart person in government to save the children by common sense. And the middle class.

Posted by: Blah blah machine at January 05, 2016 03:41 PM (3Rr8K)

164 President Trump should announce a blanket pardon

blanket pardon or blanket party?

Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jessup at January 05, 2016 03:38 PM (LoIJo)

Beach Blanket Bingo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 03:41 PM (493sH)

165 Huma, remind me to start crying at campaign events like I did back in '08.

**hic**

Posted by: Crying Cankles! at January 05, 2016 03:41 PM (H9MG5)

166 Drudge: Tears for Fears

He must have been reading the previous thread and had 80's/90's music on his brain.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 05, 2016 03:42 PM (nFdGS)

167 OK, he was weepy, but, how gray was the hair today? That's usually a good barometer of how much sympathy they hope to wring out of the public.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 05, 2016 03:42 PM (kXoT0)

168 Ugh, this reminds me of all his big tent revival fakery during the 2008 campaign.

Oh look! Someone's fainted - here's Obama to talk the EMT's giving her assistance!! Give her some space -- give her some water!! Oh, oh, oh Obama saved her!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 03:42 PM (NOIQH)

169 I understand his tears. I mean all too often at 'Grandparents Day' at public schools Ma and Pa Kettle have been roaming down the hallways with AR-15's; admiring the finger paintings, then firing erratically in all direction.

It's long past time to ignore the 15-18 year old male contingent on a handful of antidepressants with a chip on their shoulder. I for one welcome the Social Security administration engaging in Common Sense Senior Reform.

Posted by: free range jihadist at January 05, 2016 03:42 PM (fbovC)

170 All that super sincere emotion but still didn't forget to mention Himself 76 times.

Posted by: AMartel at January 05, 2016 03:43 PM (WWgnZ)

171 I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for you right now.

Posted by: Chet at January 05, 2016 03:43 PM (OvUux)

172 Yep, I had him 'pegged' from date one...

Posted by: Moochelle at January 05, 2016 03:43 PM (LoIJo)

173 The United Emotional State of Barry.

Posted by: AMartel at January 05, 2016 03:43 PM (WWgnZ)

174 How the hell are we going to defend ourselves from the space aliens if you disarm us??? Answer me that Hillary!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 05, 2016 03:43 PM (fWAjv)

175 I can see his base going along with his executive actions now and then a few months down the road when a nutjob and/or religious fanatic shoots up a gun-free zone, they scream that it wasn't enough and clamor for Obama to take the evil guns away.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 05, 2016 03:44 PM (K27gs)

176 Le Fuck you Huff Po

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 03:44 PM (KnK6d)

177 Dog whistle walking orders

====

No that's just the way he pronounces S sounds.

Posted by: Bigby's Butterfingers at January 05, 2016 03:44 PM (3ZtZW)

178 Same guy who went to bed during Benghazi, right?

Went golfing minutes after American journo beheaded?

Obama does not care when people die.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 03:44 PM (NOIQH)

179 This reminds me of my first weekend on Fire Island

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 05, 2016 03:44 PM (LoIJo)

180 There' something creepy about the fact that out on the internet are these closeups of Obama weeping.

"I'm ready for my closeup. Mr DeMille"

Scripted-yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:44 PM (M+RRn)

181 Like the Lizard Queen wants us to be able to defend ourselves from aliens.

Pfft.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 05, 2016 03:44 PM (q/kmn)

182 >>The Ayatollah is very familiar with these tears

At first I thought i just had sweaty balls.

Posted by: Ayatollah at January 05, 2016 03:45 PM (c7vUv)

183 Maybe he's not crying

===

Petroleum jelly on the side of the thumb. Wipe == shiny. *sniff*

Posted by: Bigby's Butterfingers at January 05, 2016 03:45 PM (3ZtZW)

184 I am not sure if this will link, as my stupid laptop is weird, but this is the photo shop of his head on a diaper-wearing baby and a big ole tear. If I could photo shop I'd put poopie leaking from the diaper, for Preznit Poopie-pants.

In reality this probably did not link and my bad and it is punishment for mocking. pfft

http://tinyurl.com/zyqpkdu

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:45 PM (7lqMl)

185 178 Same guy who went to bed during Benghazi, right?

went to bed, wet the bed. what difference does it make now

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 05, 2016 03:46 PM (LoIJo)

186 The Good News: Only a year left
The Bad News: Only a year left

Posted by: tu3031 at January 05, 2016 03:46 PM (YFFpo)

187 Who told him my trick???

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 05, 2016 03:46 PM (LoIJo)

188
After the speech Barry slammed his bedroom door shut and pouted for the rest of the afternoon. Maybe a few nasty comments about bitter clingers in his tear stained diary.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 03:46 PM (493sH)

189 #160

I think ValJar looks like a Gila Monster**

http://tinyurl.com/gob6y38

** with all due apologies to Gila Monsters everywhere for the truly hurtful comparison

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 05, 2016 03:47 PM (kXoT0)

190 >>"I'm ready for my closeup. Mr DeMille"
Scripted-yep.

"Broadcast News" - So you had one camera for the interview? Wait...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 03:47 PM (NOIQH)

191 74 "Watching Barry's girly crying I'm reminded of what Ralph Peters said - He's a p*ssy"
_____________________

Wouldn't it be great if a bunch of state governors called a joint press conference tonight and said something like: GO F*CK YOURSELF, OBAMA, YOU P*SSY.

I would feel so much more optimistic about the state of our nation if something like that actually happened.

Ah well, it's good to dream.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2016 03:47 PM (a31sM)

192 Yep, I had him 'pegged' from date one...

Posted by: Moochelle at January 05, 2016 03:43 PM (LoIJo)

Errr....TMI.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 05, 2016 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

193 Maybe he's not crying

===

Petroleum jelly on the side of the thumb. Wipe == shiny. *sniff*
Posted by: Bigby's Butterfingers at January 05, 2016 03:45 PM (3ZtZW)

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L-I-N-I-M-E-N-T ..... liniment.

Hmmmmm

Must be French for Vasoline.

Posted by: Obamas African Studies Intern at January 05, 2016 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

194 Huh.

I'm sticking to the music thread. More interesting.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 05, 2016 03:47 PM (9krrF)

195 All political games and horsefuckery all the time. God help us if Queen FUPA gets coronated.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 03:47 PM (KnK6d)

196 A man should cry only when the last bottle of Chivas is empty

Posted by: Edward M Kennedy at January 05, 2016 03:48 PM (LoIJo)

197 Reminds me of the hack pitcher from Major League.

He keeps a little Vaseline on the edge of the podium.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 05, 2016 03:48 PM (q/kmn)

198 Wish I had stock in s.ome weapon manufacturing

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2016 03:48 PM (KtJ+S)

199 That small-minded, petty, narcissistic, soulless, ignorant little man can't possibly shed real tears.

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at January 05, 2016 03:48 PM (4rzL1)

200 Kind of refreshing. My immediate reaction to this, instead of nauseated disgust, was uncontrollable giggles.

The guy has gone so far into self-parody that it's genuinely funny. Brings back the hilarity of the styrofoam columns and "vero possumus" pres-elect seal.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 05, 2016 03:48 PM (T/5A0)

201 what a pussy

Posted by: Fred Rogers at January 05, 2016 03:48 PM (LoIJo)

202 the drugs Kolonopin. Ritalin and withdrawal from opiates are all things that can make you cry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:49 PM (M+RRn)

203 My soulmate

Posted by: John Boehner at January 05, 2016 03:49 PM (LoIJo)

204 >>"Watching Barry's girly crying I'm reminded of what Ralph Peters said - He's a p*ssy"

This was theater - he invited gun control activists whose cheering at various points made it more of a rally than a press conference. He was in full campaign mode.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 03:49 PM (NOIQH)

205 That small-minded, petty, narcissistic, soulless, ignorant little man can't possibly shed real tears.
Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at January 05, 2016 03:48 PM (4rzL1)

They just play him the breakup voice mail from Reggie. It always does the trick.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 05, 2016 03:49 PM (kXoT0)

206 "Whining, stoned and smoking pole is no way to go through life, son.

- Dean Wormer (paraphrasing).

Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2016 03:49 PM (t8P62)

207 How about those prop people. Using your dead relatives to get a trip to the WH. Want to bet they got a FREE trip? No shame.

Wonder where that will show up in the budget?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2016 03:50 PM (jJRIy)

208 Bow before me, or I shall let this continue

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2016 03:50 PM (LoIJo)

209 What a puthy.

Posted by: Mike Tyson speaking through translator at January 05, 2016 03:50 PM (7lqMl)

210 My god, what have you people done?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at January 05, 2016 03:50 PM (LoIJo)

211 Look at the horrible picture on Twitchy. com

It's definitely tears. maybe he's having a nervous breakdown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:50 PM (M+RRn)

212 And we should be surprised that our Low Information President happens to have some Vaseline on his finger?

Posted by: Furious George at January 05, 2016 03:51 PM (3GAnN)

213 2 weeks vacation in HI to get energized to stand behind a podium, piss and moan about the big evil gun lobby and get misty about the past... and the result is a fart of some additional CO2 (about as meaningful, too).

Prezident Impotent,; and I guess its better this way

Posted by: Nuke it from orbit at January 05, 2016 03:51 PM (S4sMa)

214 >>Yep, I had him 'pegged' from date one...
Posted by: Moochelle

Me too!

Posted by: Reggie at January 05, 2016 03:51 PM (c7vUv)

215 Man up, bitch!!!

Posted by: Richard Simmons at January 05, 2016 03:51 PM (YFFpo)

216 My god, what have you people done?
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at January 05, 2016 03:50 PM (LoIJo)

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Threadwinner right there.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:51 PM (8XRCm)

217 He was in church baritone mode. I'm just glad he didn't start singing amazing grace, again.

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2016 03:51 PM (hEhnQ)

218 We might see some real waterworks come next January when they take the keys from AF-1 away, and he figures out he's gonna have to foot the bill for feeding and housing his MiL.

And the golf courses start charging him greens fees.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2016 03:51 PM (gyKtp)

219 Seriously question: what prompted the waterworks?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2016 03:51 PM (TOk1P)

220 Drudge link has Obama giving the peace sign while he wipes his fake tears.

NOTHING this man does is not a message.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2016 03:52 PM (jJRIy)

221 It's not that hard to cry on demand. Just think of something that really gets to you. Like the British in Malaya in the 50's. Or the Crusades.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at January 05, 2016 03:52 PM (LYCUN)

222 On the gun purchase form, I have to attest that I am not an alcoholic.

Does ATF have guidelines on how many Valu-rites per week constitutes an Alcoholic ?

Posted by: McCool at January 05, 2016 03:52 PM (nCSwS)

223 I listened to his entrance to the room. It was all I could possibly take. It sounded like a rock concert. I got sick to my fucking stomach.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 03:52 PM (KnK6d)

224 When you mix Obama's tears with Boehner's-

a crystal of the purest nicotine forms

and shines like an orange diamond in the sun.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2016 03:52 PM (0cMkb)

225 Val Jar Jar, Susan Rice and John Koskinen all look alike to me. Aliens. Can't tell if it is Rice or Jarrett in group photos unless they are identified.

The aliens have landed.

IMO, today's theater was the green light for Lernering anyone the administrative deep state does not like. No more and no less.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 05, 2016 03:52 PM (MIKMs)

226 When he gets all "churchy" it's as inauthentic as Hillary being "no ways tihred"

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2016 03:52 PM (hEhnQ)

227 >>Seriously question: what prompted the waterworks?

I had it on mute, but I think he wept for the dead children of Newtown, and how he didn't want anymore dead children --- He Cares SO Much!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 03:53 PM (NOIQH)

228 Work it hard sister, we have only 12 more months to complete the mission

Posted by: Bill Ayers at January 05, 2016 03:53 PM (LoIJo)

229 "what a pussy

Posted by: Fred Rogers "

You said it!

Posted by: Fred Schneider at January 05, 2016 03:53 PM (LA7Cm)

230 "the drugs Kolonopin. Ritalin and withdrawal from opiates are all things that can make you cry."

The combination of cannabis and HIV suppressant therapy took the already not especially stable Andrew Sullivan and turned him completely insane (e.g. the Sarah Palin "fake pregnancy" obsession).

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 03:53 PM (noWW6)

231 Val Jar Jar, Susan Rice and John Koskinen all look alike to me. Aliens. Can't tell if it is Rice or Jarrett in group photos unless they are identified.

The aliens have landed.

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Robert Reich must have been an advance scout....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

232 Does ATF have guidelines on how many Valu-rites per week constitutes an Alcoholic ?
Posted by: McCool
___________

No. But I do. Guess. If you guess wrong though, you're looking at a stretch in Leavenworth for perjury.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at January 05, 2016 03:54 PM (3GAnN)

233 What a weird weird friggin guy

Posted by: Ben H at January 05, 2016 03:54 PM (gJEsZ)

234 Because unless you had a dear little child or other relative or friend killed at Newtown you wouldn't be crying about Newtown more than a year after the event.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:54 PM (M+RRn)

235 Surely our enemies are cowering in fear.

#WASTF

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 05, 2016 03:54 PM (TRriW)

236 No way am I watching this video. Anyone who has - can you tell me what exactly was he saying when he started to pretend-cry? Was he talking about a particular shooting incident? Was he upset because Congress wasn't doing his bidding? What exactly was he blabbering about when the waterworks started?

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 05, 2016 03:54 PM (dFi94)

237 Butch up, Sally.

Posted by: Dick Vermeil at January 05, 2016 03:54 PM (H9MG5)

238 @211...naw. Maybe valjar told him he wasn't getting his afternoon fun pills unless he cranked out a few on camera. I am sure he ran off stage flapping his wrists like her performing seal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:55 PM (7lqMl)

239 No. But I do. Guess. If you guess wrong though, you're looking at a stretch in Leavenworth for perjury.
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at January 05, 2016 03:54 PM (3GAnN)

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..... and by stretch.... she means your sphincter.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

240 8. A condescending lecture and tears.

Gawd...does America have any leaders left???
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you mean, besides Trump?

/me ducks

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2016 03:55 PM (lyUn3)

241 Seriously question: what prompted the waterworks?

He was talking about the Newtown shootings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 03:55 PM (M+RRn)

242 Whose Bitch This Is?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 05, 2016 03:55 PM (oDCMR)

243 >>Because unless you had a dear little child or other relative or friend killed at Newtown you wouldn't be crying about Newtown more than a year after the event.

He is a cold fish. No emotion when speaking after other mass killings, bad news.
It was theater.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 03:55 PM (NOIQH)

244 I had it on mute, but I think he wept for the dead
children of Newtown, and how he didn't want anymore dead children --- He
Cares SO Much!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 03:53 PM (NOIQH)

Was there somebody there who was a parent of one or more of the kids? What the hell does this clown have to be crying about? Seriously, that's just weird. Unless there is somebody standing in front of you for whom you have sympathy, you're stealing THEIR tears!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2016 03:55 PM (TOk1P)

245 Newtown still makes me very sad and if I think about it long enough, I would probably cry too - mainly because I have a kid about that age and just the thought of something like that happening, personalizing it I suppose.

Posted by: IC at January 05, 2016 03:56 PM (a0IVu)

246 210 My god, what have you people done?
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at January 05, 2016 03:50 PM (LoIJo)
________________

Yeah, sad ain't it?

Sorry Tom. You too, George. You too, Ben.

We couldn't keep it. Tried to, but between the free-shit army, the "social justice" loons, the illegal aliens, and the traitorous bought-and-paid-for GOPe, we were woefully outnumbered.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2016 03:56 PM (a31sM)

247 He ain't no Harry Truman

Posted by: Iosif Stalin at January 05, 2016 03:56 PM (LoIJo)

248 Oh sorry - I didn't see the answer upthread. I guess it was Newtown. That was several years ago I think. A little odd that he would have a public breakdown over it at this point.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 05, 2016 03:56 PM (dFi94)

249 @236, did not watch (of course), but from reading, he squeezed a few out saying that everytime he thinks of the children of Newton he gets mad, bro.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:56 PM (7lqMl)

250 And we should be surprised that our Low Information President happens to have some Vaseline on his finger?

Posted by: Furious George at January 05, 2016 03:51 PM (3GAnN)

Reggie: And elsewhere. *giggle*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 03:56 PM (493sH)

251 There's no crying in undermining Amendments!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Hanks at January 05, 2016 03:57 PM (H9MG5)

252 Reminds me of the one time Hillary cried in 2008 --- she was just so sad that people were going to potentially be deprived of her leadership - boo hoo hoo!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 03:57 PM (NOIQH)

253 He showed such passion! He must really care about this.

Posted by: LIV at January 05, 2016 03:57 PM (3GAnN)

254 The peoples will be made to care

Posted by: Barack O'Stalin at January 05, 2016 03:57 PM (LoIJo)

255 Preezy Stompyfoot McPissypants, the Manstruating Marvel.

A Sociopath with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, topped off with the emotional stability of a 12 year old girls 2 days before her first period.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 05, 2016 03:58 PM (QaMMb)

256 "Butch up, Sally."

Seriously.

Posted by: Boy George at January 05, 2016 03:58 PM (LA7Cm)

257 Someone should as Barry if he cares about the innocent children of Chicago, sitting in their homes doing homework,or on their front porch, as much as he cares for the children of Newtown.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:58 PM (7lqMl)

258 "the drugs Kolonopin. Ritalin and withdrawal from opiates are all things that can make you cry."
_________________

So can menstrual cramps, which is the more likely cause here.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2016 03:58 PM (a31sM)

259 What a wasted opportunity. As he collapsed in teary exhaustion and turned from the podium, someone should have dropped a towel over his shoulders and helped him offstage, only for him to throw off the towel again and return energetically to the mic.

Posted by: James Brown at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (2WoCi)

260 Why are the crazies allowed to control this country? The militia's, the extreme right, the nut jobs, the Trumps - and the media hypes them while the sane get left behind. Time to speak up, Americas citizenry. Common sense approaches to gun laws do not infringe on your 2nd Amendments and given the rights poisonous venumous hold over guns, it is not a slippery slope for as as long as the stonewalling GOP is involved, gun possession will always be fought for. Rejection of even the smallest change is just a flimsy excuse to justificy murder and mahem in this country. And as far as the executive actions go, the reichtwing rejects them - except when they get into office when executive actions is the rule of the day and the medias are silent. Hypacritical nonsense.

Posted by: StellaFlora at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (fWAjv)

261 How serious is Obama about reducing gun violence?

Well, he's releasing 6600 federal prisoners THIS WEEKEND.

http://tinyurl.com/oqmabtf

Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (Xd2w5)

262 "Butch up, Sally."

Seriously.
Posted by: Boy George at January 05, 2016 03:58 PM (LA7Cm)

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My GAAAAAWWWWD man.... grow a spine.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (8XRCm)

263 He stole my oscar speech

Posted by: Sally Fields at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (LoIJo)

264 Reminds me of the one time Hillary cried in 2008 --- she was just so sad that people were going to potentially be deprived of her leadership - boo hoo hoo!
Posted by: Lizzy

Nah, she just sprung a leak in her saline coolant system. Happens from time to time. Only looked like crying.

Posted by: Hilbot Honda-Certified Technician at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (/FOB4)

265 All optics all the time. The commies just don't care anymore. They will do as they please. The brainless assholes that support this regime will do whatever to push his agenda.

That cheering from his intro today gave me the chills. It was sycophantic. A completely stacked audience that is almost rabid in their quest for political power. It's gonna get worse, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (KnK6d)

266 Hmmm...MD's can now report patients to the FBI if they deem them insane, or "clinically detached from reality, socio/psychopathic, etc."
So, if you were an MD, and a guy came into your office who you knew believed the following:
It is ok to lie to anyone, about anything, as long as it supports my cause
It is ok to kill someone who doesn't believe in my cause
It's ok to subjugate and mutilate women DO believe in my cause
Goats are a solid plan B on a slow night
Would that merit a chat w/FBI?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (5buP8)

267 This was theater - he invited gun control activists whose cheering at various points made it more of a rally than a press conference. He was in full campaign mode.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 03:49 PM (NOIQH)

It was a total rally. Wagging his finger at us and the little sycophants clapped and cheered at everything thing their god-king said. The whole thing was embarrassing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 04:00 PM (493sH)

268 Got out just at the right time

Posted by: Lemmy at January 05, 2016 04:00 PM (LoIJo)

269 I guess, editing above statement due to dam laptop, someone should ask him about the innocent children gunned down in Chicago...and the children who have not yet been gunned down. And how his fancy-pants law and tears will help them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 04:00 PM (7lqMl)

270 Last thing I will do as CiC is write an EO granting me ownership of a Hawaiian island. And I will spend the rest of my days there, romping with Michael Sam and golfing.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 05, 2016 04:01 PM (lHyWr)

271 Is that Kay in Maine ?

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 05, 2016 04:01 PM (dFi94)

272 My anger builds everyday with this f*cking lightweight prick. He doesn't have enough guts to use the legislative means. Its my way or the highway. This has to stop

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2016 04:01 PM (voOPb)

273 He showed such passion! He must really care about this.

Posted by: LIV at January 05, 2016 03:57 PM (3GAnN)

And that's just how the MFM will present it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 04:01 PM (493sH)

274 Posted by: StellaFlora at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (fWAjv)

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Wow. The rarest of the rare. A fully educated, articulate, cogent Axelrod employee.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

275 How serious is Obama about reducing gun violence?

Well, he's releasing 6600 federal prisoners THIS WEEKEND.

http://tinyurl.com/oqmabtf

Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (Xd2w5)

Releasing federal prisoners and bad guys at GITMO because as he lectured us we have to constrain some freedoms to be safe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 04:02 PM (493sH)

276 "Val Jar Jar, Susan Rice and John Koskinen all look alike to me. Aliens."

General Martin Dempsey looks like Koskinalien in an overly decorated uniform.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 04:02 PM (noWW6)

277 Yo! Obama, how many tears have ceremoniously rolled down you cheek because of the unwanted babies who are snuffed out of existence because reproductive healthcare?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 05, 2016 04:03 PM (5buP8)

278 Perhaps while I'm busy justificying murder and mahem, someone can brush up on spellcheck and run-on sentences.

Posted by: Furious George at January 05, 2016 04:03 PM (3GAnN)

279 Hmmm...MD's can now report patients to the FBI if they deem them insane, or "clinically detached from reality, socio/psychopathic, etc."

A belief in the need to investigate Area 51 -- not a problem with my medical team reporting me, right?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hillary Redham Clinton at January 05, 2016 04:03 PM (fbovC)

280 267-

I just remember seeing grainy video of Hitler speeches in HS. Audience cheering and clapping wildly. I listened to it on the radio today. It sounded similar. It was like his minions call to arms. Complete Cult of Personality.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 04:04 PM (KnK6d)

281 Yo! Obama, how many tears have ceremoniously rolled down you cheek because of the unwanted babies who are snuffed out of existence because reproductive healthcare?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Tears of laughter count?

Posted by: Queen Barry I at January 05, 2016 04:04 PM (/FOB4)

282 Common sense approaches to gun laws do not infringe on your 2nd Amendments.

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A common sense approach would actually do something about reducing gun violence.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

283 Lord Humongous Turd Rulz The Pasteland

Oh, wait, that was Joe Biden. He was there too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2016 04:04 PM (gyKtp)

284 Lois Lerner looks like an alien to me: the kind of alien that unzips it's human skin and a lizard emerges and slithers away

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 05, 2016 04:05 PM (5buP8)

285 260 StellaFlora,

You suck the duck of a man who cries the tears of an was flown "if it saves just one life" who protects Cornell like infanticide.

In closing get bent I'll meet you in c9mm9n sense gun control when you miles accept a limit on abortion.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:05 PM (rc7Bk)

286 "My anger builds everyday with this f*cking lightweight prick. He doesn't have enough guts to use the legislative means."

What King Putt is doing is delighting his base.

Meanwhile, the invertebrate Beltway GOP, who have legislative means with which to thwart him, instead actively collaborate with him and fund all of his abuses, while ignoring the screams of fury from their own base.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 04:05 PM (noWW6)

287 He weeps for the dead children of Newtown. Chicago - not so much.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 05, 2016 04:05 PM (hLRSq)

288 *Gosnell type infanticide

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:06 PM (rc7Bk)

289 What we can't do is enforce the laws already on the books. There's no common sense in that.

Posted by: Chicago, NY, LA at January 05, 2016 04:06 PM (LYCUN)

290 Cock Sparrer-Get a Rope
seems like the song of the day.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (Ps/WZ)

291 He weeps for the dead children of Newtown. Chicago - not so much.

Well, they were white. Oh wait ...

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (fBkaR)

292 260 probably has a federal IP address.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (KnK6d)

293 282 Fixerupper,

Like not releasing violent illegal immigrant felons

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (rc7Bk)

294 I denounce your mockery and cynicalization.

Posted by: Barack the Splendid at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (CFc5L)

295 Who had "76" in the "Times Obama Refers to Himself" pool?
You are a winner!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (YFFpo)

296 Posted by: StellaFlora at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (fWAjv)

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Wow. The rarest of the rare. A fully educated, articulate, cogent Axelrod employee.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

Points off for misspelling venomous and hypocritical. And really, Reichswing should probably be capitalized.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (TOk1P)

297 Lois Lerner looks like an alien to me: the kind of alien that unzips it's human skin and a lizard emerges and slithers away
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 05, 2016 04:05 PM (5buP

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Remember Anita Dunn???
http://tinyurl.com/gtkfvd9

Her tongue licking is downright reptilian.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

298 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:05 PM (rc7Bk)

Stella Flora was a sock. I'm assuming the flora part was a take off on begonia and the other "flower children" leftists or socks we have here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (M+RRn)

299 Obama squirts a few ... where was Reggie?

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2016 04:08 PM (fBkaR)

300 What a wasted opportunity. As he collapsed in teary exhaustion and turned from the podium, someone should have dropped a towel over his shoulders and helped him offstage, only for him to throw off the towel again and return energetically to the mic.
Posted by: James Brown at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (2WoCi)

Don't forget the satin robe. James Brown had talent, actual talent and he worked himself literally into a lather every show.

I think Bobo last broke a sweat in 1998 and it was only for ten minutes and it was because Mooch was late with his hormone shot.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 05, 2016 04:08 PM (kXoT0)

301 Obama Squirts a Few...
Obama's crying... is somehow a sign of Obama's nobility.

The media gushing...

For leftists, Obama crying is, for them, like an actual man ejaculating.

Soon, there will be progressive hardcore porn sites where Obama lookalikes will give "facials" to PajamaBoy lookalikes, by squirting tears on their faces.

And leftist "biological males"" will wank of to these tear-facials by feebly manipulating their limp noodles.

Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2016 04:08 PM (jBuUi)

302 He weeps for the dead children of Newtown. Chicago - not so much.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants
and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 05, 2016 04:05 PM
(hLRSq)

Weeps for dead children whose parts cannot be sold for medical experiments.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2016 04:09 PM (TOk1P)

303 You suck the duck

But I like "suck the duck" That's a very good typo and now all I can imagine is someone sucking on Daffy Duck! while he splutters awayy;^) (and no, i didn't say which part of Daffy Duck)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 04:10 PM (M+RRn)

304 301 Zombie,

Ogabe's tears impregnated Ezra Klein and Matty Glesias....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:10 PM (rc7Bk)

305 Soon all these executive orders will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.

Posted by: Pres. Roy MoonBatty at January 05, 2016 04:11 PM (H9MG5)

306 StellaFlora = StarFlower

Posted by: m at January 05, 2016 04:11 PM (d4uu4)

307 303 Fenlon Spoke,

No typo I'm trying for PG 13 rating this year

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:11 PM (rc7Bk)

308 Maybe, in his next act of preznit stompy, he will sway at the podium in a swoon, gushing out righteous tears of empathy. Followed by an aide rushing out with his smelling "salts" to revive him. He gives so much. He gives and he gives and it is causing the wasting of this great specimen of whatever.

I have seen more gristle on a skinny rooster than this dweeb's wrists.

Here's my song for you, Ace, "Wasting Away in Margaritaville."

Yes,I still have not gotten my act together and gone to the dam store thanks to you all. When my darling husband asks I will blame morons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 04:12 PM (7lqMl)

309 "He weeps for the dead children of Newtown. Chicago - not so much."

Impoverished Chicago blacks provide votes, but not money.

Wealthy white liberals in the exurbs of NYC provide both votes and money.

Priorities.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 05, 2016 04:12 PM (noWW6)

310 >>someone should have dropped a towel over his shoulders and helped him offstage, only for him to throw off the towel again and return energetically to the mic.

Heh, THIS.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2016 04:13 PM (NOIQH)

311 " You suck the duck "

Ducksucka!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at January 05, 2016 04:13 PM (LA7Cm)

312 Well, off I go to the dentist. On further review, it might have been a bad call to go with the Swedish brown beans for lunch. I hope I don't do anything un-ladylike while under the nitrous oxide.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 05, 2016 04:13 PM (dFi94)

313 I think Bobo last broke a sweat in 1998 and it was only for ten minutes and it was because Mooch was late with his hormone shot.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 05, 2016 04:08 PM (kXoT0)

I *did* laugh out loud.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 05, 2016 04:14 PM (5buP8)

314 310 Lizzy,

The GOP has failure theater Ogabe has empathy theater.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:14 PM (rc7Bk)

315 Just let it rip, grammie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 04:14 PM (KnK6d)

316 "He weeps for the dead children of Newtown. Chicago - not so much."

Impoverished Chicago blacks provide votes, but not money.

Wealthy white liberals in the exurbs of NYC provide both votes and money.

Priorities.
Posted by: torquewrench

Also, they're importing impoverished voters, so they don't need as many blacks as they used to.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 05, 2016 04:14 PM (/FOB4)

317 Obama cries when he does long division and gets a remainder.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 05, 2016 04:14 PM (8/DeP)

318 The song thread is about to hit 1000.

Posted by: m at January 05, 2016 04:14 PM (d4uu4)

319
My buddy sold his Model 57 yesterday. I told him he had good timing.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 05, 2016 04:15 PM (RcpcZ)

320 I wonder if John The Chopper Katshit cried with Barry over his speechifying? I could see him doing this. Trump or Cruz not so much. !jeb! would, too, and fog up his wonky glasses.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 04:15 PM (7lqMl)

321 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:11 PM (rc7Bk)

O.K. Sven :^). I think you're still allowed to say "suck the d***** with the world spelled out if you're talking to a sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 04:16 PM (M+RRn)

322 Drudge is showing my gov Nikki Haley to do the SOTU rebuttal. I've always really liked her. I have to admit my deep disappointment with her handling of Charleston and the Confederate flag pandemonium. Deep disappointment.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 05, 2016 04:16 PM (pVkEV)

323 Word not world.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 04:16 PM (M+RRn)

324 Soon all these executive orders will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
_______________________________

Excellent Bladerunner reference.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2016 04:16 PM (KCQo0)

325 In closing get bent I'll meet you in c9mm9n sense gun control when you miles accept a limit on abortion.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:05 PM (rc7Bk)

The idea of protecting oneself and one's family and property from the dangerous marauding 'others' has been used as messaging by the NRA to boost sales, by the GOP brain trust as a way to get votes, and by their mouthpieces on Fox and hate radio to keep their guys in power. More and more the population has bought into this fear and anger, to the point where they need to have military weaponry strapped to their bodies while they shop for groceries and sit at the local diner.

It's clearly motivated by racism, because the same rules do not apply to people of color. Children are shot down while playing in the park, young men are murdered on their way home from the store because officers 'feared they were carrying a gun'. At the same time, nobody seems to feel threatened by grown white men with military weapons even as they aim them at federal marshals or take over public property.

Posted by: StellaFlora at January 05, 2016 04:17 PM (fWAjv)

326
Remember Anita Dunn???
http://tinyurl.com/gtkfvd9

Her tongue licking is downright reptilian.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

That was truly disgusting. I'm sorry I clicked on that.

Posted by: Moki at January 05, 2016 04:17 PM (7q2ch)

327 If I were in the White House, my Executive Orders would make Stella cry:

- fully honor our obligations under the Geneva Conventions; and hang every bastard in Gitmo
- extend to ALL Americans the waivers and exemptions to Obamacare, that Obama has extended to his cronies
- enable the full faith and credit clause of the Constitution; if Texas has to accept Conn gay marriage licenses, then Conn has to accept Texas CCLs
- fully enforce the Endangered Species and Migratory Bird Acts; and put those green bitches who own wind farms in jail for killing bald eagles
- equally enforce the Obama's prohibitions on slimy defense contractors lobbying on other recipients of Federal largess, specifically Teacher's Unions.

I could go on for days ...

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2016 04:18 PM (fBkaR)

328 357!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 05, 2016 04:18 PM (TRriW)

329 Posted by: StellaFlora at January 05, 2016 03:59 PM (fWAjv)

This administration is arming Syrians so they can over throw a tyrannical Government.

At the same time they wish to DISARM the US Citizen... so they CAN'T overthrow a tyrannical Government...

One that ignores the clearly written Law, and Constitution... the ONLY things which protect the private citizen from the Government.

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2016 04:18 PM (f7rv6)

330 corgis!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 05, 2016 04:19 PM (8uhgy)

331 Wow, this SF is dense.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 05, 2016 04:19 PM (LA7Cm)

332 "Suck a duck"...that's one of my blundered lyrics I always thought I heard in the Stones' Beast of Burden.

Yeah, all your sickness
I can suck a duck (suck it up)
Throw it all at me
I can shrug it off
There's one thing baby
That I don't understand
You keep on telling me
I ain't your kind of man

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 05, 2016 04:19 PM (pVkEV)

333 StellaFlora is a shitty sock.

Just saying.

Posted by: SMFH at January 05, 2016 04:19 PM (ahx2/)

334 Star Flower is a special type of stupid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 04:19 PM (KnK6d)

335 Well that didn't come close

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 05, 2016 04:19 PM (TRriW)

336 Hah, RWC 327mag faster and louder

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2016 04:19 PM (fBkaR)

337 327 If I were in the White House, my Executive Orders would make Stella cry:

- fully honor our obligations under the Geneva Conventions; and hang every bastard in Gitmo
- extend to ALL Americans the waivers and exemptions to Obamacare, that Obama has extended to his cronies
- enable the full faith and credit clause of the Constitution; if Texas has to accept Conn gay marriage licenses, then Conn has to accept Texas CCLs
- fully enforce the Endangered Species and Migratory Bird Acts; and put those green bitches who own wind farms in jail for killing bald eagles
- equally enforce the Obama's prohibitions on slimy defense contractors lobbying on other recipients of Federal largess, specifically Teacher's Unions.

I could go on for days ...
Posted by: Jean

This gives me an idea: Can we nominate Jean at the brokered GOP convention?

Because you're sounding like some outstanding presidential material right about now.

Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2016 04:20 PM (jBuUi)

338
Holy Crap. I didnt know RWC could even write that good.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2016 04:20 PM (8XRCm)

339 333 StellaFlora is a shitty sock.

Just saying.
Posted by: SMFH at January 05, 2016 04:19 PM (ahx2/)

Agreed

Posted by: StellaFlora at January 05, 2016 04:20 PM (fWAjv)

340 He's going Norma Desmond.

Posted by: Who Knows at January 05, 2016 04:20 PM (W+Itt)

341 "... by the GOP brain trust..."

Whoa, whoa, whoa right there! I'll accept calumny, lying, thievery, barratry, and misprision of a felony but calling them a brain-trust is simply way out of bounds!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 05, 2016 04:20 PM (hLRSq)

342 Posted by: SMFH at January 05, 2016 04:19 PM (ahx2/)

Yes, I didn't think it was too artful either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 04:20 PM (M+RRn)

343 After James Foley was beheaded I'm sure he wept silently on the golf course.

And I thought it was only women that fake crying to manipulate people. no wonder Ace often refers to him as a she.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 05, 2016 04:20 PM (mL2BD)

344
Barry is releasing 17 GITMO detainees with ties to Al Queda yet he lectures us about putting "constraints" on our freedoms to make us safe.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 04:20 PM (493sH)

345 Sorry. There just wasn't anything out there to stir the juices.

NOBODY is believing this bullshit.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 05, 2016 04:21 PM (fWAjv)

346 This gives me an idea: Can we nominate Jean at the brokered GOP convention?

Because you're sounding like some outstanding presidential material right about now.

Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2016 04:20 PM (jBuUi)

Seconded!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2016 04:21 PM (493sH)

347 Hey Fenelon

Seems the sock agrees.

Posted by: SMFH at January 05, 2016 04:21 PM (ahx2/)

348 I'm compromised, zombie, too many skeletons. Some of them were lots of fun though.

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2016 04:22 PM (fBkaR)

349 At the same time, nobody seems to feel threatened by grown white men with military weapons even as they aim them at federal marshals or take over public property.
Posted by: StellaFlora at January 05, 2016 04:17 PM (fWAjv)

when has anyone on this site been okay with that? No one to my knowledge, and I've been reading here a long, long time. There are no racists among the people who post here as morons and moronettes, but there certainly are among the astroturfers, which appears to include you.

Posted by: Moki at January 05, 2016 04:22 PM (7q2ch)

350 Good job, Jean.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 04:22 PM (KnK6d)

351 Lady in Black , me too .
The thrill is gone as far as Nikki is concerned , homegirl dissapoints . She's a politician after all .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 05, 2016 04:23 PM (mP1RE)

352 You can hear Putin laughing from here...
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 05, 2016 03:19 PM (7lqMl)

I can hear Putin laughing from my front porch...
Sarah Palin

Posted by: Norman at January 05, 2016 04:23 PM (CYS6Q)

353 Stricter gun laws wouldn't have saved the San Bernardino shooting victims, or the Ft. Hood shooting victims, or the Boston Marathon victims, or the 9/11 victims . . . .

But stricter immigration laws (if actually enforced) would have.

Where are Barry's tears for those victims? Why has he made it easier for terrorists to come and commit mass murder here, rather than making it more difficult?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2016 04:23 PM (a31sM)

354 Let's hope Nikki wears something REALLY low cut to show off those massive Indian breasts.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2016 04:24 PM (jJRIy)

355 Whenever I see a politician crying, I'm reminded of actors that can cry at the snap of a finger. Politicians and actors, different sides of the same worthless counterfeit
coin.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at January 05, 2016 04:24 PM (Xi54f)

356 Staples wouldn't have enough pink slips I'd give the feral government. Probably have to triple the Secret Service detail, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2016 04:25 PM (KnK6d)

357 Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 05,

This never gets old.

Posted by: Harbinger of Doom at January 05, 2016 04:25 PM (lLSWX)

358 Didn't watch that purple-lipped pussy drip all over the place.

If a certain scene from Carrie took place, and he was bombarded with tampons...then, I'd watch the video clip.

Posted by: SMFH at January 05, 2016 04:25 PM (ahx2/)

359 But stricter immigration laws (if actually enforced) would have.

Where are Barry's tears for those victims? Why has he made it easier for terrorists to come and commit mass murder here, rather than making it more difficult?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2016 04:23 PM (a31sM)

+1,000,000

Posted by: Moki at January 05, 2016 04:25 PM (7q2ch)

360 So...I was just in my vehicle for a few minutes and had Savage on. Savage had a Texas congressman on who is the newly appt. chairman of the House Appropriation committee. This congress critter said he sent Ms. Lynch and her office a letter yesterday telling her that if the Pres. has any illegal or unconstitutional EO coming out regarding the second amendment, he will direct his budget appropriation to be removed immediately from her office. In plain English, he will withhold all budget appropriations that are tagged for any enforcement of the ATF, or anything that has anything to do with the executive branch's enforcement of gun purchases, selling, or ownership.

He said this was one of the wonderful things he discovered he can do as chairman. 100% withholding of funds gets 100% of his targeted department's attention. He said Lynch's department heard it loud and clear, although he has yet to get a response from her.

If anyone else was listening to Savage, he had more to say, but I had to miss it. Sounds like a great guy though, he said this was the check and balance the framer's left us and he plans to use it.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 05, 2016 04:26 PM (9t8XZ)

361 Did RWC try again?

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2016 04:26 PM (fBkaR)

362 Posted by: SMFH at January 05, 2016 04:21 PM (ahx2/)

Well, #325 was an improvement over the first entry. Perhaps it's like a fine wine (whine?) it gets better with age. if they work on it they may come up to high sockery level of AtC when in disguise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 04:26 PM (M+RRn)

363 Wow, Nip Sip .

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 05, 2016 04:27 PM (mL2BD)

364 Background Cheques.....for his PRESIDENTIALl lie'brary HE KNOWS HOW TO READ DOESN'T HE...MAYBE BUILD IT ON THE DEAD KIDS IN CHICAGO....and have BARFF Emmanuel dance at yer opening

Posted by: saf at January 05, 2016 04:27 PM (qKiBT)

365 Jen, if Ryan would go to quarterly appropriations, by Program line ... the Feds would really get the message.

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2016 04:28 PM (fBkaR)

366 Obama is just heartbroken because after his Hawaiian escape, Reggie told Obama "I'm only human, born to make mistakes."

Obama then told him:
"The tears I cry aren't tears of pain.
They're only to hide my guilt and shame.
I forgive you now I ask the same of you.
While we were apart, I was human too."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 05, 2016 04:28 PM (KCQo0)

367 366,

LOL

Posted by: SMFH at January 05, 2016 04:29 PM (ahx2/)

368 Again I will say Obama's actions are not a nothing burger.

Right now, according to federal statute, (according to the FBI fact sheet) "A (non veteran) person adjudicated mental defective or involuntarily committed to a
mental institution or incompetent to handle own affairs, including
dispositions to criminal charges of found not guilty by reason of
insanity or found incompetent to stand trial." can be put on the NICS database. Veterans can lose their rights even quicker as they can be judged "incompetent" by a court or by a VA examiner.

Obama has already had the VA busily removing gun ownership rights from veterans who, for instance, admit that someone helps them with their budgeting. By forcing doctors to report their patients with "mental illness" to federal law enforcement, Obama is setting up the same kind of administrative process that allow veterans to lose their rights at the whim of a bureaucrat for civilians.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 05, 2016 04:29 PM (OrI3J)

369 368,

Which is why I avoid VA as much as possible.

Posted by: SMFH at January 05, 2016 04:31 PM (ahx2/)

370 New TinyTears© President! Cries real tears! Every little lefty girl's (and femmy boy's) favorite!

Pull his string, and he says 8 different phrases, over and over and over again!

Pair him up with Put-The-Boot-In Putin© doll for hours of cruel and unusual fun!

Look for him in the ambisexual toys section at your favorite store!

Posted by: From Matttell Toys! at January 05, 2016 04:32 PM (DLu2s)

371 ®

Posted by: From Matttell Toys! at January 05, 2016 04:32 PM (DLu2s)

372 PIXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: From Matttell Toys! at January 05, 2016 04:33 PM (DLu2s)

373 361 Did RWC try again?

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2016 04:26 PM (fBkaR)

Yeah, but just way too lazy today.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 05, 2016 04:35 PM (fWAjv)

374 Good grief, you guys are keeping me busy today.

Posted by: guy who's keeping a list of the dummy's nicknames at January 05, 2016 04:41 PM (HgMAr)

375 325 Posted by: StellaFlora at January 05, 2016 04:17 PM (fWAjv)

Sweetheart I don't give three flying frogs about the gender or ethnicity of a gunowner and in fact trust in the calming influence of an armed populace to allow the melting pot to work.

I'll believe your sincerity when you demand Ogabe and HILLARY!~ shed their armed security details.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:41 PM (g8Hfr)

376 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:41 PM (g8Hfr)

Sven,

That was me with a shitty sock.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 05, 2016 04:42 PM (fWAjv)

377
Preznint Weepy McSoggyBottom will seek an appointment as Depend Undergarments spokes eunuch after leaving the WH.

You read it here first.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2016 04:44 PM (BK3ZS)

378 Drudge actually made a Tears For Fears ref on his main page.

All he needs is to have "watch me bleed, bleed forever" playing behind him.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2016 04:45 PM (eOUey)

379 I think ValJar looks like a Gila Monster** http://tinyurl.com/gob6y38 ** with all due apologies to Gila Monsters everywhere for the truly hurtful comparison

Hey Now!

Posted by: GilaGuy at January 05, 2016 04:45 PM (P320S)

380 OMG I just saw the pic of Joey Plugz trying not to laugh....

Jesus they are transparent enough you can use 'em for windows.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:45 PM (g8Hfr)

381 I'm sure Obama was just thinking of how bad his golf game is. That's the only thing that could get that narcissist to cry.

Posted by: PBJ5959 at January 05, 2016 04:48 PM (r1du+)

382 376 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 05, 2016 04:42 PM (fWAjv)

There's some idiot moonbat lurker thinking it RWC....

the left need hammered into a supine butt thrusting position aimed towards Achmed the goat thumper.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:49 PM (g8Hfr)

383 Was this a victory sign to the minions because who naturally wipes away tears while their fingers are in that position?

http://iotwreport.com/whaddya-call-this-gang-sign/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2016 05:00 PM (M+RRn)

384 360, Savage is still on the air? No station here has carried him for at least a couple of years now. Thank God they took Beck off the air as well.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 05, 2016 05:01 PM (OvUux)

385
There's some idiot moonbat lurker thinking it RWC....

the left need hammered into a supine butt thrusting position aimed towards Achmed the goat thumper.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 05, 2016 04:49 PM (g8Hfr)

Oh definitely. Those two were cut and pastes of actual comments elsewhere.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 05, 2016 05:15 PM (TRriW)

386 Dana Loesch thoroughly fisked Obama's I, me, I, I remarks from today. It's on her danaloeschradio site.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 05, 2016 05:38 PM (OvUux)

387 130 million NICS checks since Obamao began his rule.

Imagine how many "marginal" gun sales there must be to go through this dog and pony show.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 05, 2016 06:06 PM (T78UI)

388 I'm sure that if you visit a gun show in Tennessee or Kentucky, you can still find an "old friend" in the parking lot, who will "give" you one or more items from his trunk, in return for a "consideration"..As it should be..

Posted by: macleod at January 05, 2016 06:17 PM (Qf5bp)

389 If Obama cares so much about gun crime victims that he's breaking down in public, then why is his Justice Department prosecuting armed convicted criminals at a lower rate than Bush?

Posted by: Socratease at January 05, 2016 06:19 PM (FqHs5)

390 ahem* Mr. Ogabe

heyjackass.com

Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 05, 2016 06:42 PM (OvUux)

391 Just remember, if a politician says the sun rises in the East, you should get a second opinion.

Guns aren't banned in Australia. The laws are overly restrictive, but even so there's more gun ownership here now than before the laws were changed.

Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at January 05, 2016 07:19 PM (2yngH)

392 I don't see the scrambled eggs and hat, nor the gold braids
and other brushes.

This guy in particular. YYDUWIJS.
Where are yertle and lying? No.where.
And these guys (pussies) in more particular.

Posted by: micky at January 05, 2016 08:31 PM (LBYzV)

393 "Squirts a few" .... Hilarious, Ace

Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at January 05, 2016 09:45 PM (Sg0jH)

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