Retired President Decides to Run Her Mouth While, Get This, On Vacation

She says she'll start calling Trump out or something.

In addition, she says she has a single question for 2016 candidates: "why do you want to do this?”

I suppose this is her way to draw attention to herself, and suggest that unlike these other narcissists, she's a selfless heroine who cares only for the commonweal.

Oh, and being popular.

Open Thread.

Posted by: Ace at 07:21 PM




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1 That's a man. A bitchy bitchy man. Don't blame my sex for him.

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:23 PM (vmMMi)

2 She / he / it

Sheit

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 07:23 PM (T78UI)

3 Yeah I remember when Bush spent the last year of his presidency attacking candidate Obama.

Those were the days.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 07:23 PM (AkOaV)

4 Self-identifying in Top 10.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:24 PM (e3bId)

5 I would give a month's pay if Trump told the dog-eating crackhead to "put on your big girl panties."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (GUDMx)

6 ...stroke me, stroke me!

Posted by: TEH WON at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (v+/ty)

7 12/28

Tweeted some bullshit in order to get a full day's pay...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (yddCj)

8 Those were the days.

Indeed.

Posted by: Lumpy at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (y/bte)

9 Oh, fuck you! Fuck you ALL!!!

Posted by: President Bitchy Girl at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (YFFpo)

10 Remember when Clinton wouldn't sit down at the Bush inauguration because the cameras would no longer be on him and he just couldn't deal with it? Obama's going to be the same, but more. I fully expect him to drop trou at the Cruz inauguration.

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2015 07:26 PM (LAe3v)

11 She says she'll start calling Trump out or something.

Oh, dang. I'll bet that'll put ol' Trump in his place. I can't see any possible way this could backfire.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 07:26 PM (k9qR4)

12 ...stroke me, stroke me!
Posted by: TEH WON


With a CLAW glove!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:27 PM (FkBIv)

13 Oh, this should be good. TFP vs Donald Trump's Hair. One maker against one destroyer/layabout/duffer/Prog/
Com.

BRB, poppin' popcorn.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 07:27 PM (LUgeY)

14 8
Those were the days.




Posted by: Name that one-hit wonder at December 28, 2015 07:27 PM (LAe3v)

15 Trump gets press. Obama wants press. Obama attacks Trump.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 07:27 PM (dFi94)

16 Name that one-hit wonder

Edith Bunker

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (yddCj)

17 Shezit, thank goodness no more dead babies.


Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (D/1P4)

18 Judy Collins

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (FkBIv)

19 "Why do you want to do this?"

To undo everything you've done to the country, you dipshit.

Preezy Boy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 07:29 PM (LUgeY)

20 Judy Collins

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (FkBIv)
==================================================

No - she did something about clouds. Or maybe it was clowns. Can't remember.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (dFi94)

21 I agree with David Spade:

TFG should behave with more dignity.

Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (AfsKp)

22 Trump has akways been able to get under TFG's skin.
Remember how Trump goaded him into releasing his birth certificate?

Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)

23 "In the long sweep of history, this chapter is all pretty simple: The country actually switched from one dominant culture that was in charge for 240 years to one that's multicultural," said one Obama campaign veteran.


And now you know ..... the rest if the story.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

24 of


of



dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

25 Yo Hill' - did you or did you not cover for a husband who got his rocks off exploiting much weaker and - often - younger girls?

Actually forget your pig of a husband, let's get into where you had a good cackle at this shit:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/218299.php

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo sucks at journ-o-lism at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (6FqZa)

26 We could use a man like HERBERT again.

Posted by: Spock at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (FkBIv)

27 Trump does not call out easily.... so much so that the person who could or would successfully call out Trump would automatically be Intergalactic Supreme Ruler Of All Planetary Systems... .

It would be a Yuge! calling out!

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (3ZttN)

28 Good Day

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

29 I don't think you really want to be President. Have another election in four years and see if you can do better.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (yddCj)

30 22
Trump has akways been able to get under TFG's skin.

Remember how Trump goaded him into releasing his birth certificate?

Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)

Which WAS fake.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (jJRIy)

31 Now this is some meaty content we can sink our talons into, just let me read it first.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (ErBVj)

32 ...uhhhh, pass me the...ummmmm, poi please.

Posted by: TEH WON at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (v+/ty)

33 "if you're interested just because you like the title or you like the
trappings or you like the power or the fame or the celebrity, that side
of it wears off pretty quick."






Poor Prezzy Princess, all the trappings wore off for her. Now she's going to take her revenge on the country. That quote also shows Prezzy's vapid little mind that someone would view the presidency from that TMZ point of view

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (45oDG)

34 Obama couldn't hold Trump's jockstrap....but he might like to smell it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (ej1L0)

35 Clowns in the clouds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (FkBIv)

36 That fucking guy is just a troll.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)

37 The answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3KEhWTnWvE

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (LAe3v)

38 Obama can not give it up. I really fear he is going to try and declare a national emergency and cancel the election

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (jJRIy)

39 The internals must be catastrophic if they pressed King Putt into service.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (4ErVI)

40 Geb and Brak vs. teh Evil Trump Monster!!


Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (MQEz6)

41 "In the long sweep of history, this chapter is all pretty simple: The
country actually switched from one dominant culture that was in charge
for 240 years to one that's multicultural," said one Obama campaign
veteran.


And it's turned out so well!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (YFFpo)

42 ..there were clowning in my coffee clowns in my coffee ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)

43 ...uhhhh, pass me the...ummmmm, poi please.
Posted by: TEH WON


Yeah, pass him the poi son.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:33 PM (FkBIv)

44 Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

interesting that team o would say something like that.

"Fundamentally transform" indeed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 07:33 PM (AkOaV)

45 I agree with David Spade:



TFG should behave with more dignity.

Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (AfsKp)


He'll behave with more dignity right after the devil needs a winter coat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:33 PM (45oDG)

46 To undo everything you've done to the country, you dipshit.



Preezy Boy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 07:29 PM (LUgeY)

But be more creative,
Use 'Exective Action' to defer Obamacare indefinitely. When called out, and he will, that it is unconstitutional, reinstate that tax retroactively unless Congress repeals it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 07:33 PM (T78UI)

47 Judy Collins
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (FkBIv)
==============================

No - she did something about clouds. Or maybe it was clowns. Can't remember.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM

So it's about AGW? Clouds and clowns, that must be it!

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:34 PM (o/90i)

48 "In the long sweep of history, this chapter is all pretty simple: The
country actually switched from one dominant culture that was in charge
for 240 years to one that's multicultural," said one Obama campaign
veteran.






So plan all along was to change/destroy the country from what it was and over run it with third worlders to overwhelm and destroy it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:35 PM (45oDG)

49 >> Those were the days.

Mary Hopkins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 07:35 PM (nSW/N)

50 >>...stroke me, stroke me!
Posted by: TEH WON

Shut up, you're going to disturb the rhythm I've got going.

Posted by: Reggie at December 28, 2015 07:35 PM (c7vUv)

51 Grammie, sorry to hear you're sick. J had some damn intestinal virus for a week, ending this Fir., but she still has twinges. Nasty.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:36 PM (o/90i)

52 I'm sure Trump is quaking in his boots.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

53 particularly blue-collar men [who] have had a lot of trouble in this new economy.

That would be men who have lost their jobs because of Obama's policies. So he will be speaking out against Trump who made Obamacare possible, who by the way of executive orders stopped enforcing immigration law. All the fault of Trump, because Obama had nothing to do with any of it.

Trump, rich, white, republican, conservative, oppressor of poor black people.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 07:36 PM (ErBVj)

54 Guam!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 28, 2015 07:37 PM (e7T6D)

55 Trump says he's doing it to Make America Great. Not sure I believe him, but it's a better answer than what Granny Cankles could come up with.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 28, 2015 07:38 PM (FQKBL)

56 Open Thread?

Man in the High Castle stunk.

There, I said it. Deal with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 07:38 PM (Dj0WE)

57 Such an easy question to answer too: I want to be president not because of some vacuous slogan like hope and change, but to restore freedom and liberty to the American people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (ODxAs)

58 "why do you want to do this?"

Easy, to fix what you fucked up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (YJmuy)

59 He is the prettiest princess president ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (Rwa4N)

60 How many damn bowl games are there? Is there one tonight or is in MNF for me?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (jJRIy)

61
...uhhhh, pass me the...ummmmm, poi please.
Posted by: TEH WON
.................

That's not poi, darling.

Posted by: Reggie at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (HgMAr)

62 Obama will challenge Trump to a one on one debate.

Trump will answer with: Why? You're on the way out. Don't take all the silverware like the last Democrat did, asshole.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (MQEz6)

63 reinstate that tax retroactively unless Congress repeals it.


They would just pass a "tax relief" bill that would let Ocare stay, but "forgive" the back taxes.

Posted by: Lumpy at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (y/bte)

64 >> 31Now this is some meaty content we can sink our talons into, just let me read it first.

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And The Horde said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the Ewok's chambers,
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives,
But we just can't kill the beast

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (nSW/N)

65 Obama prefers to be referred to as "Zhe".

Posted by: Pastorius at December 28, 2015 07:40 PM (gMAUH)

66 Hey, I had a bottle of HGH shampoo around here somewhere. Has anybody seen it?

Posted by: Peyton Manning at December 28, 2015 07:40 PM (NeFrd)

67 Trump will answer with: Why? You're on the way out. Don't take all the silverware like the last Democrat did, asshole.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (MQEz6)

Or steal all the 'T' keys.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 07:41 PM (T78UI)

68 Tell everyone that Trump will take away their Obamacare. That'll do Trump in!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 28, 2015 07:41 PM (S2VsH)

69 Pretty women don't talk smack, especially about rich guys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 07:41 PM (8ZskC)

70 Hillary is a popular as a loud, wet and smelly fart, in a slow elevator.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (hVdx9)

71 Make America Great Again is a heck of a lot better than Hope and Change. So whether Trump means it or not (and I'm willing to believe him at this point), it's a great rallying cry.

Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (+3RH+)

72
We could use a man like HERBERT again.
Posted by: Spock
......................

Jeb is Herbert, man.

Posted by: Dr. Sevrin at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (HgMAr)

73 Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 07:38 PM (Dj0WE)

The book?

I agree. So I didn't bother with the series.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (Zu3d9)

74 30 22
Trump has akways been able to get under TFG's skin.

Remember how Trump goaded him into releasing his birth certificate?

Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)

Which WAS fake.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (jJRIy)


That is correct. The one that was released to much fanfare was absolutely fake. It was cobbled together in Adobe Illustrator from a variety of scans. I'm no expert in Illustrator, but even I know enough to flatten layers before saving it as a PDF.

In other words, I myself could have made a better forgery.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

75 barry epitomizes the "look at me' generation.

he's got a lot of class.

it's just low class.

Posted by: harry callaghan at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (Al6SB)

76 Obama will challenge Trump to a one on one debate.

****


Obama = Farkas

Trump = Ralphie

Posted by: Peyton Manning at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (NeFrd)

77 Why do you denigrate shes Ace? Are you a sheist?

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (BO/km)

78 Obama prefers to be referred to as "Zhe".
Posted by: Pastorius


He might be Zodraz who sucks up guns and praises the penis.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (FkBIv)

79 Why do I want this job? Vacation!

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (w/iDp)

80 >>Hillary is a popular as a loud, wet and smelly fart, in a slow elevator.

Wow, my popularity is soaring.

Posted by: Hillary at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (c7vUv)

81 I would have much preferred Meadowlark Lemon as the first black president.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (8yq6P)

82 Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)

83 >> because Obama had nothing to do with any of it.

You can't do something about that which you know nothing about.

Does a lack of cable news in your information diet make you a LIP?

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 07:44 PM (nSW/N)

84 What a petulant whiny little scheis...

And we thought Carter as an ex-President is an ulcerous canker upon humanity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:44 PM (wOdHk)

85 Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins
and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am
I going to focus all my hate and anger?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)



The Vichy Republican party would be a good place to start, then the MFM, education industry, Hollywood...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:45 PM (45oDG)

86 Buckwheat.
Buckwheat should have been the first black president.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:45 PM (e3bId)

87 What was the name on the brain that you brought me?

Posted by: Doctor F at December 28, 2015 07:45 PM (e7T6D)

88 >>Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?

Soccer.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

89
Hillary is a popular as a loud, wet and smelly fart, in a slow elevator.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale
................

...with broken AC on a really, really hot day.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (HgMAr)

90 Grandpa Bubba looked like he was having a ball trotting along behind the baby carriage, Chelsea and The Beast this morning. Probably wondering whether the baby was a girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

91 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (8yq6P)

I would have preferred Bo Diddly.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (S2VsH)

92 Actually forget your pig of a husband, let's get into where you had a good cackle at this shit:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/218299.php
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo sucks at journ-o-lism at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM

If the Rep party had any balls they'd run that against her everytime she opens her trap on this WOW BS.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (o/90i)

93 It will definitely not end like this:
http://www.dumpaday.com/videos-of-the-day
/the-ultimate-drum-off-between-foo-fighters
-dave-grohl-and-the-muppets-animal/

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (DL2i+)

94 @84

It will get MUCH worse if, God willing, we win in 2016. He will openly try to stop us. My bet? He want to be head of the UN and try to have an alternative government stop us.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (jJRIy)

95 Obama said what sustains him is the fact that becoming president requires a love of country and a clear vision on how you can get America working.

And without pointing fingers at a certain candidate, the president rejected “fear,” “hate,” and “cynicism” as things that won’t work in the United States.


Instant berserker insane rage mode activate!
*sput* *sput* error, outrage tank empty, error

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 07:47 PM (ErBVj)

96 Also golf clap for the pronoun switch. I was reading the links thinking WTF is HRC on about.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 07:47 PM (DL2i+)

97 everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?

BLM, Planned Parenthood, the MSM (that WILL scream for the blood of their enemies), anyone who is magoring, etc...

Posted by: Lumpy at December 28, 2015 07:47 PM (y/bte)

98 Hillary is a popular as a loud, wet and smelly fart, in a slow elevator.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale
................

...with broken AC on a really, really hot day.


Oh yea...

Posted by: Fart Smeller in Washington at December 28, 2015 07:47 PM (BO/km)

99 Well Gaylord's other name is President Mean Girl of the Hashtag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (wOdHk)

100 Reggie Love hates Michelle...only because Michelle has such a large penis.

Posted by: Tyler Mason at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (B214a)

101 President Obama is so selfless and full of goodwill toward Americans, and all you people can do is doubt him. The cock crows.

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (BngQR)

102 Blue jeans and a leather jacket for Bill. Real classy. Can you see W walking down NYC looking like a punk rocker?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (jJRIy)

103 Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything
Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to
focus all my hate and anger?


You think everything wrong with America is going to get fixed in one election?

What are you smoking, and are you sharing?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (0NdlF)

104 Why do you want to be president: because the current occupant of the White House is beyond worthless and has done incalculable damage to the United States, western civilization and the entire world, really.
Why do you ask?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (hJrjt)

105 I thought he wanted to be called Zhou. Chairwoman Zhou.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (DLIIY)

106 Just a resident. That's all. And barely that, even.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (b+df9)

107 Would you please stop insulting women by comparing us to Obama when he acts like.... Obama?
Most of us have more balls, brains, love of country and common sense then he could ever hope to have.

Why not at least compare him to some specific woman worthy of such an insult....I'm thinking.... maybe wait... Rhoda from "The Bad Seed" ???

Anyway, please stop calling him "she." Most of us don't deserve it. Thank you.

Posted by: Loretta Morris at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (sqKnV)

108 Fi, save your pennies

http://www.e2046.com/product/Succubus+Willmarina+%28Pre-painted%29/23757/

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (wOdHk)

109 Does a lack of cable news in your information diet . .

You can see that from where you are!!??

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (ErBVj)

110 81 I would have much preferred Meadowlark Lemon as the first black president.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (8yq6P)

Meadowlark Lemon didn't need 21 throws before he actually got one through the hoop. I'm sure even at age 82, Lemon could shoot hoops better than Princess Barry.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (P8951)

111 It's going to get worse, period.
Everything is so crapped up the most correct clean-up will still be very very painful. Invest wisely my friends.


Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 07:52 PM (D/1P4)

112 Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 07:38 PM (Dj0WE)

The book?

I agree. So I didn't bother with the series.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (Zu3d9)


The series. I think others have said it fairly accurately captures the book, but I have to admit the end (I assume that WAS the end???) left me with more questions than answers.


If there will be a season 2, I'm afraid it will have to go on without me.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 07:53 PM (Dj0WE)

113 110 81 I would have much preferred Meadowlark Lemon as the first black president.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (8yq6P)

Meadowlark Lemon didn't need 21 throws before he actually got one through the hoop. I'm sure even at age 82, Lemon could shoot hoops better than Princess Barry.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (P8951)

Still could beat President Spastic Colon at hoops

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 07:53 PM (hJrjt)

114
Blue jeans and a leather jacket for Bill. Real classy.
.............

He thinks he's the Fonz with AIDS

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 07:53 PM (HgMAr)

115 RIP Lemmy http://www.spin.com/2015/12/motorhead-lemmy-dead-ian-fraser-kilmister-70-rip/

http://youtu.be/1iwC2QljLn4

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 28, 2015 07:53 PM (yrUKa)

116 Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)

Relax. Very little will get fixed. The bureaucracy/courts/media/university/public school scum will make sure of that. Most of the fucked up stuff will just be put on hold til the next Democrat or RINO POS.

Just buys us more time to arm up.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 07:54 PM (C3E0x)

117 Blue jeans and a leather jacket...

Billy Jeff still thinks he's going to score with that schlong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:54 PM (wOdHk)

118 Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM

Let's just say I hope you have to worry about that.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:54 PM (o/90i)

119
Which Disney Princess are YOU, Preznint Underoos?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2015 07:55 PM (BK3ZS)

120 Heh. "She" and "Her", lol. I thought you meant Hillary cuz she's almost a "retired president" since she and Bill were co-potuses

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 28, 2015 07:55 PM (xetep)

121 Has our resident Chicago/Honolulu "Mostly Democrat" chimed-in about "Military Thug Cops" and the like?

I'd be disappointed and concerned if he hadn't.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 07:56 PM (OQ9R7)

122 Anyway, please stop calling him "she." Most of us don't deserve it. Thank you.
Posted by: Loretta Morris at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (sqKnV)

I take it that ace is comparing Obama to Dem women who certainly do deserve it. We 'ettes did not vote for him, true, but calling Obama a man seems unduly flattering. Perhaps we should call Obama xer or xe.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 07:56 PM (P8951)

123 Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything
Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to
focus all my hate and anger?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM

Trump has said that we will "get sick of winning" so I guess we'll complain about being successful?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 28, 2015 07:56 PM (xetep)

124 38
Obama can not give it up. I really fear he is going to try and declare a national emergency and cancel the election.

Nip ... I kind of hope he does.

Posted by: Irony at December 28, 2015 07:56 PM (qmMG2)

125 82
Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything
Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to
focus all my hate and anger?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)

Are there squirrels in your yard?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 28, 2015 07:57 PM (4ErVI)

126 My father's coolest story from his youth is when he played an exhibition game before a Globetrotters game at the Worcester Auditorium while he was in college. Used the same locker room as Meadowlark, Curly, etc., shot around with them in warm-ups, etc. Sadly, I inherited my father's appreciation for the game, but not his skill.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 28, 2015 07:57 PM (2cS/G)

127 "Why do you want to do this?"

To clean up the mess you left America, you insolent, incompetent, malicious clown.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 28, 2015 07:58 PM (5bF49)

128 Fixed?

We will be lucky if we get good padding, a helmet, and a decent parachute before the big crash happens.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:58 PM (MQEz6)

129 118 Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM

Oh, don't worry. It will take several lifetimes to fix everything Odipshit and the Dems have f'ed up.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 07:58 PM (P8951)

130 Well Malaysian Airlines almost had another missing passenger jet after MH132 took off from New Zealand to Kuala Lumpur and headed in the wrong direction for an hour.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)

131 Compass? We don't need no stinking compass.


Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 08:01 PM (D/1P4)

132
130 Well Malaysian Airlines almost had another missing passenger jet after MH132 took off from New Zealand to Kuala Lumpur and headed in the wrong direction for an hour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)

Pilots looked out and started a count the penguins game?

Then it dawned on them?

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:01 PM (MQEz6)

133 130 Well Malaysian Airlines almost had another missing passenger jet after MH132 took off from New Zealand to Kuala Lumpur and headed in the wrong direction for an hour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)

oops.
Well, if you go far enough south, eventually you'll get to where you are going I guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 08:01 PM (AkOaV)

134 Fi, save your pennies
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (wOdHk)


Is that what you want for Christmas? Ecchi neko-bots.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 28, 2015 08:01 PM (0NdlF)

135 Somebody used a sharpie on the compass.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (MQEz6)

136 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)

137
76 Obama will challenge Trump to a one on one debate.

Clock. Cleaned.

And all appeals to Achtung-med, the Wonder Clock Boy, will fail to put it back together.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2015 08:03 PM (BK3ZS)

138 Apparently MH132's crew called ATC and asked them why is the flight taking so long...

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:03 PM (wOdHk)

139 Billy Jeff still thinks he's going to score with that schlong.


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:54 PM (wOdHk)

I think this is what Trump's shot today was all about. Bill has a current girl friend and Trump's people have her pegged.

The Trump people are not idiots.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:03 PM (jJRIy)

140 dartist-


Consider it done! Godspeed to your dad.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:03 PM (NeFrd)

141
136 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)

May he rest in peace.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:04 PM (MQEz6)

142 Bless you and your dad, dartist; We lose something precious with each WWII vet that passes.


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 28, 2015 08:04 PM (DLu2s)

143 We turned our lives around.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Lo at December 28, 2015 08:05 PM (Dwehj)

144 Thought it might have appealed to you Fi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:05 PM (wOdHk)

145 Notso Sharpton has called for nonodigitis Emmanuel to resign.

another fault line cracking between the Clinton and bammy crime families ?

Posted by: harry callaghan at December 28, 2015 08:06 PM (ayUTt)

146 I wonder how far they would have gotten.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:06 PM (MQEz6)

147 dartist -

May you & your family find Strength and be Comforted. May his memory be a blessing and a guide for all of your days ...

Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at December 28, 2015 08:06 PM (AoK0a)

148 The Preezy does seem rather bitchier than usual. Perhaps somebody should give her a couple of Midol.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:06 PM (kpqmD)

149 #118 "Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?"
-Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM

Ahhh... the essence of AoSHQ is nuance!.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 08:07 PM (OQ9R7)

150 >>>Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)

It's just human nature to fuck shit up and destroy systems that are successful. So, a lot of new stuff to hate is on it's way.

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2015 08:07 PM (q177U)

151 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.


Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)

Lifting one in his/their honor as we speak.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:07 PM (C3E0x)

152 These things happen.

Posted by: Wong Way Cowwigan at December 28, 2015 08:07 PM (BO/km)

153 Preezy needs another line.

Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 08:08 PM (D/1P4)

154 In aerial navigation there is a 'to' and an 'away' flag for radio direction finding. You can lock on a beacon and navigate by flying the vector 'away' from the beacon. If you have selected that beacon as your destination, you want to be flying toward your destination, not away from it.

Always believe your instruments, the instructor says.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:08 PM (ErBVj)

155 Thanks everyone, but toss one back for all those vets. My dad would always say he didn't do anything special.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:08 PM (/tTDo)

156
Billy Jeff still thinks he's going to score with that schlong.
Posted by: Anna Puma
................

Really it's more of a little warped, freckled shplib.

Posted by: Monica L. at December 28, 2015 08:09 PM (HgMAr)

157 >>>Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything
Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to
focus all my hate and anger?



Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)<<<




Don't worry, we'll always be around!

Posted by: the myriad hacks of the Federal leviathan at December 28, 2015 08:09 PM (H9MG5)

158
just in case somebody didn't see the wi tu lo video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17GbGmDORwk

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 08:10 PM (ODxAs)

159
130 Well Malaysian Airlines almost had another missing passenger jet after MH132 took off from New Zealand to Kuala Lumpur and headed in the wrong direction for an hour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)


Piloted by Wah Wi Go-Ying?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2015 08:10 PM (BK3ZS)

160 Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM

There's always God, your parents, and your fellow man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (kpqmD)

161 Thought it might have appealed to you Fi.

Appreciate the thought. More a fan of characters like Belldandy/Saber than that sort of thing.

How's the next book brewing?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (0NdlF)

162 *pauses*

So a Malaysian Airlines A340 somehow crashes on the Ross ice shelf...

Could be the start for a new show...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (wOdHk)

163 Condolences dartist. May he rest in peace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (LUgeY)

164 My dad would always say he didn't do anything special.


Posted by: dartist


******

Typical of his generation. Tell us a little about him. How old was he? Where did he serve?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (NeFrd)

165 159
130 Well Malaysian Airlines almost had another missing passenger jet after MH132 took off from New Zealand to Kuala Lumpur and headed in the wrong direction for an hour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)

Piloted by Wah Wi Go-Ying?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2015 08:10 PM (BK3ZS)

Go Wong Wei

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:12 PM (kpqmD)

166 nice weather we're having here. Snow blowing sideways, we are supposed to get 9-12" by tomorrow. Yippee.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:13 PM (ucDmr)

167 Ok, fess up. Which one of you morons fed the news repeaters the wrong names?

Did you used to work for that station in production?

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:14 PM (ErBVj)

168 Fi - http://www.e2046.com/product/Belldandy+with+Wedding+Dress/23529/

I should get back to the word slinging shouldn't I?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:14 PM (wOdHk)

169 Dartist, I will lift one for your Dad, and for all the men that served by his side. God bless 'em. Everyone.
Stands at attention.
Hand Salute.
*Taps*
Order, Arms.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 08:15 PM (9iR5/)

170 "Trump has akways been able to get under TFG's skin. Remember how Trump goaded him into releasing his birth certificate?"

I also remember how hinky the "released" document was. How it was impossible to reconcile with previously stated instances of Hawaii state procedure in such matters. And how there was a later crash of inter-island plane service where the Hawaiian state official who directly oversaw the "release" was the sole fatality. Ahem! Tragic sole fatality. Cue music.

One wonders whether we are going to eventually learn some hidden history decades from now, once the palace-guard journalistas and editorialistas who have protected The Precious so assiduously will have themselves retired. We certainly got a big ole dose of that with regard to Kennedy's private life and personal secrets.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 08:15 PM (noWW6)

171 When do we find out about Cankle's abortion?

Posted by: torabora at December 28, 2015 08:15 PM (RT3HT)

172 Good to see Obama still doesn't understand the role of the Executive.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 08:16 PM (kCJQo)

173
Motörhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister dies at age 70 TWO DAYS after learning he had cancer
https://tinyurl.com/j2fr8dh

Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:17 PM (CbGSW)

174 just in case somebody didn't see the wi tu lo video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17GbGmDORwk


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 08:10 PM (ODxAs)

A timeless classic. Gonna be hard to top that one.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:17 PM (C3E0x)

175 Did I just hear that right that Hillary claims she was raped once?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:18 PM (jJRIy)

176 19
"Why do you want to do this?"



To undo everything you've done to the country, you dipshit.



Preezy Boy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 07:29 PM (LUgeY)


I have previously posted that immediately after receiving the nomination, whoever the nominee is should convene a task force of people to start going through every executive order, memorandum, policy letter, side agreement, etc. issued by the White House over the past 7 years with a view toward deciding what to keep, with the presumption being that on Inauguration Day, before even going to the balls, the new President signs an order repealing and repudiating everything else. Probably about the same time he gets the nuclear codes. Then, as Cabinet secretaries and independent agency heads are nominated, they should start doing the same, so that on the day they are confirmed, they can repeal and repudiate everything their departments and agencies have published over the previous 8 years. Then they can start working on the regulations that require notice and comment. Those will take a few years of litigation to get repealed, but they can be suspended while the litigation is in process. It is going to take most of the first term just to undo the damage. Hopefully Congress can be doing the same thing in parallel with the laws, starting with amending the Clean Air Act to state that CO2 is not a pollutant.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 28, 2015 08:18 PM (x4r6A)

177 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17GbGmDORwk"

Somebody tell that did not really happen......

Posted by: HMS Hood at December 28, 2015 08:19 PM (WVsWD)

178 Alright what the hell is that red jelly looking stuff in a Claxton fruit cake?



It's not the cherries.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:19 PM (jJRIy)

179 175 Did I just hear that right that Hillary claims she was raped once?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:18 PM (jJRIy)

In the future, everyone will be a rape victim for fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:20 PM (kpqmD)

180 173: RIP Lemmy. I will definitely miss him more than Ophuckstick. Plus he accomplished more.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:20 PM (ucDmr)

181 Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 08:15 PM (noWW6)

You have touched on one of the ways starry-eyed newcomers get corrupted by DC. Not by money or power, but by fear. They soon find out that nightmares are real in that place and the new folks go with the flow.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:20 PM (MQEz6)

182 It's just pathetic now. She believes that as long as she has a pen and a phone she is President for Life.

Posted by: gracepc at December 28, 2015 08:20 PM (OU4q6)

183 I can't believe the ignorance on this blog.
Sexual orientation =/= gender identity. I confeess I enjoy a little dip into the manly mud chute now and then, but I still identify as a guy. My machismo is part of my identity that I am so in love with.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 28, 2015 08:21 PM (sv9eA)

184 177 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17GbGmDORwk"

Somebody tell that did not really happen......
Posted by: HMS Hood at December 28, 2015 08:19 PM (WVsWD)

It's real and it's spectacular!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:21 PM (kpqmD)

185 Hopefully Congress can be doing the same thing in parallel with the
laws, starting with amending the Clean Air Act to state that CO2 is not a
pollutant.


More AoSHQ top-notch comedy.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 08:23 PM (DL2i+)

186 OF COURSE she's going to get involved in the 2016 election --- she always has to be the center of attention. Also, she's not too good at doing her d@mn job and is in need of constant distraction. Golf must be getting old, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 08:24 PM (NOIQH)

187 And, hey, Meadowlark Lemon is a Christian.

I wonder what it would be like to have one of those for a president...?

Posted by: RKae at December 28, 2015 08:24 PM (Wt4BP)

188 OK. Any football fans here? Who do the Panther's want to win tonight, or should we not give a shit?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:24 PM (jJRIy)

189 Does everybody here realize that once we get that asshole out of the White House we'll still have to deal with him? He'll be out there making asinine comments just like Jimmy Carter.

Hell, he'll probably be Secretary General of the U.N., so he can stop all that horrible carbon!

Posted by: RKae at December 28, 2015 08:26 PM (Wt4BP)

190 KTVU is one of my local affiliates, for some reason that makes me personally more embarrassed...

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2015 08:26 PM (q177U)

191 To retire, don't you have to have 'worked' first. I guess if you consider fucking us over with Obamacare work, then ok, he's retired.

Posted by: dogfish at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (0O2Lr)

192 Here's a good metaphor for Cankles in the driver seat of the Ship Big Rig of State.

http://tinyurl.com/j49e9yd (link is for an Autoblog article)

Typical women drivers.

Posted by: ducking and running at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (H9MG5)

193 O/T

B'More clocked #339 late last night.
#340 at 1:30 this morning.
And #341 about an hour ago.

353 is the record, set in 1993

Pace is picking up again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (ptqRm)

194 "If Trump/Cruz wins and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed,
then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?"

Permit me to issue the cheery reminder that much of the damage Obama has inflicted is quite permanent, and incapable of being remedied.

Eight trillion bucks tacked on to the national debt? A colossal geopolitical destabilization of the Middle East, *and* Europe, *and* the South China Sea? A federal judiciary packed with outright radicals in black robes and with lifetime tenure? (And don't think Ruth Baader-Meinhof won't leave next year. She will. In time for Obama to nominate, and for the Senate Republicans to meekly confirm, a hard-left successor young enough to serve another 60 years.)

Consider also that prior to Obama, we had twenty years of underfunded military recapitalization, coasting on Reagan's huge investments in Cold War defense in the 1980s. Poppy Bush fought GW1 instead of buying dot-mil hardware. Clinton slashed procurement further to produce a "peace dividend" and the famous but briefly lived balanced budget. Dubya Bush directed Pentagon recap funding to the grand crusade to transmogrify Fallujah into Fresno.

Then Obama came in and *really* started screwing up defense procurement. The icing on the cake. To where it is little realized that we have a massive national crisis presenting itself in systems shortfalls, and it's only going to get worse every fiscal year through 2030. We already don't have enough ships or planes today. Not enough training, sailing and flying hours either.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (noWW6)

195 That's a man. A bitchy bitchy man. Don't blame my sex for him.
Posted by: Lea


I don't think ace is trying to imply female = bad, any more than male = bad. It's that it's shameful and grotesque for a man to be too prissy, or a woman to be too manly.

Posted by: Sally Kohn's jawbone at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (sv9eA)

196 Off Sunken Sock

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (WVsWD)

197 >>Hell, he'll probably be Secretary General of the U.N., so he can stop all that horrible carbon!

He'll be the head of his Brother's Keeper foundation, where he can spend all his time traveling, fundraising, giving speeches without following through of what he says we *must* do....oh, wait...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (NOIQH)

198 Carolina Panthers are NFC South. Denver is AFC West. Cincy is AFC North.

Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (CbGSW)

199 Another great Federalist article ruined by a lackluster title. (D.C. McAllister)

Posted by: Little Joe at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (bemjE)

200 Typical of his generation. Tell us a little about him. How old was he? Where did he serve?

91 yrs old. Served in ETO pretty much following the invasion through Belgium to Remagen. He was on a Bofor gun that covered the rear of Infantry. The Bofor is a 40mm antiaircraft gun, for those who do not know, they took off of ships and put wheels on with, I think a 5 round clip. Pretty bad motorscooter to be fired into troops. He always told me about a forest he went through where the tops of the entire forest were gone. That turned out to be the Hurtgen forest, was on his way to Bastille when Patton stopped them and took all of their fuel, etc. All this history around him and he never knew what it meant until he was much older. Very cool stuff to me.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (/tTDo)

201 I wonder what it would be like to have one of those for a president...?

We had one of those Christianity-on-the-sleeve Administrations recently. It was the Bush II Presidency.

You need more than the Good Book to run a nation. You also need The Prince. Maybe some Ibn Khaldun.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (6FqZa)

202 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17GbGmDORwk"

Somebody tell that did not really happen......

Posted by: HMS Hood at December 28, 2015 08:19 PM (WVsWD)

You mean you didn't hear about it? Hell yeah it happened.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (C3E0x)

203 KTVU is one of my local affiliates, for some reason that makes me personally more embarrassed...

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2015 08:26 PM (q177U)


Haha! I lived in Kansas City for quite a while, and in the 1990s we had the good fortune to experience a young, lithe, nubile, gorgeous Harris Faulkner on our local news every stinkin' day (if you could handle it). Suck it, Trebek!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (k9qR4)

204
193 O/T

B'More clocked #339 late last night.
#340 at 1:30 this morning.
And #341 about an hour ago.

353 is the record, set in 1993

Pace is picking up again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (ptqRm)

That happens when you look at the clock and see time is running out.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:30 PM (MQEz6)

205 Lemmy

R.I.P.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBIa0o36pPo

Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat \m/ at December 28, 2015 08:30 PM (Z8xbi)

206 Lemmy was awesome. Saw him a bunch of times, including the last tour and even went on the inaugural Motorboat cruise.

He was hugely important to rock, metal, and punk. And kept making music and touring, no matter what the trends were.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:30 PM (k1gv+)

207 Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (/tTDo)


****

Thanks. Must have been a heck of a man.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:30 PM (NeFrd)

208 Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)

So sorry for your loss. Prayers & hugs.

Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 08:31 PM (cbfNE)

209 I agree with Allah on this one: This is just TFG's lame-ass attempt to make sure Rubio doesn't get the nomination. He knows full-well Trump has tons of Democrat support, and TFG is obviously hoping to improve DJT's primary chances by attacking him.

Trump may not need Obama's help anyway. Meh- who cares anyway. We will finally see some voting next month.

Posted by: MTF at December 28, 2015 08:31 PM (SrXsf)

210 He'll be out there making asinine comments just like Jimmy Carter. Posted by: RKae


I don't think so. I think the palace guard are actually embarrassed by him so I don't think they'll go looking for his words after they no longer have to carry his water, and even bigger, I think all he wants to do is live large off the government teat playing golf all day.

Posted by: dogfish at December 28, 2015 08:32 PM (0O2Lr)

211 Truly, there's nothing shameful about being a woman, so long as you don't have a Y chromosome. Them fruitcakes are deeply shameful, and rightly so.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 08:32 PM (k9qR4)

212 All right, 'rons, put me some fucking knowledge here:

I was re-watching "Alien" last night - and not because it has a young and shapely Sigourney Weaver peeling down to her space-skivvies; every frame of that is captured and saved in a slow-mo "bunk" file, you perverts - and a question occurred to me.

If the damned ship has "Mother" and a decent navigational system - which it does - just why the Hell does it have a human crew, who require to be kept in stasis and then be awakened to bicker over shares, and all the rest of it? And has anyone considered that Weyland-Yutani assumes a terrible liability having them onboard? I mean, you gotta assume they have to carry insurance on the ship, the cargo, which can't be cheap, and then six humans and a very costly robot, too?

Space economics, man. I just don't get it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:32 PM (/33sy)

213 -Might we find ourselves amongst those so fortunate as to have met someone of dartists' Fathers' ilk.

Might you continue to find yourself at peace, dartist.

Your Father has found a greater duty, as is his fate of Grace.

Our love for you remains strong, as is our duty. I love you and continue to have Faith in Our Father.

Might Our loss be His gain and your acquired knowledge and wisdom be passed amongst those who would carry forth That Love.

Might God find you well through your grief.

Know that Your Father has found The Kingdom of Heaven.

He will be missed on this Earthly plane, but his Soul will find peace.

God Rest His Soul.


Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 08:33 PM (OQ9R7)

214 If Trump gets the nomination he will win.
He will not run a fouled up GOPe type campaign.


Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 08:33 PM (D/1P4)

215 Just because Obama can't work out the 5 pound dumbbells is no reason to call hi a she.

I know women that can lift ten pound dumbbells.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 28, 2015 08:34 PM (AhyHb)

216 Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:32 PM (/33sy)

They make it up in volume.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:34 PM (MQEz6)

217 Obama's gonna help out my campaign by going after Trump? What a swell guy! I hope he sends some votes my way.

Posted by: Jeb at December 28, 2015 08:34 PM (sv9eA)

218 You mean you didn't hear about it? Hell yeah it happened.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (C3E0x)

No I didn't hear about it. Didn't know it was a real flight.
Just reading those names you might get a clue you were being pranked and you would think the laughter from the control room might be a clue.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (WVsWD)

219 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)


Thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (Z8xbi)

220 201 I wonder what it would be like to have one of those for a president...?

We had one of those Christianity-on-the-sleeve Administrations recently. It was the Bush II Presidency.

You need more than the Good Book to run a nation. You also need The Prince. Maybe some Ibn Khaldun.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (6FqZa)

I'll add another Nicky Mac' volume: Discourses on Livy. A bit of Thucydides and Hobbes and Spengler and Karl Schmitt couldn't hurt.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (/33sy)

221 Thanks. Must have been a heck of a man.

Thanks back. I look forward to the stories from your dad that you post.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (/tTDo)

222 189
Does everybody here realize that once we get that asshole out of the
White House we'll still have to deal with him? He'll be out there making
asinine comments just like Jimmy Carter.



Hell, he'll probably be Secretary General of the U.N., so he can stop all that horrible carbon!

Posted by: RKae at December 28, 2015 08:26 PM (Wt4BP)

Another thing. I've been engaged in this discussion on FB over the last couple of weeks. Do you realize all the things that are going to be named after him? Schools, streets, parks, hell, Hawaii will probably rename Mauna Loa Mauna Obama. Why do you think they're holding off on taking Hamilton off the $10 bill? My only wish, since it's inevitable, is that these Obama memorializations not be in the ghetto. That was the mistake with MLK. They all need to be in places where condescending white liberals live. In fact, conservative city councils, county commissions, nd state legislatures should take the bull by the horns and start renaming stuff in white liberal neighborhoods now. Maybe TFG will show up for the ceremony, which would be an added bonus.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (x4r6A)

223 I remember when 'on their way out' Al and Tipper Gore ceremoniously walked down the Capitols' outdoor stairs. Cheney and his wife walked with them to about the halfway down mark and stopped while Al and Tipper continued to the bottom. It was all formal and shit. When Obama and Mooch walk down those same Capitol steps I hope Trump or Cruz shoves him and Mooch headlong down the remaining 50 stone steps. (It's a Richard Widmark affinity. )

Posted by: Corona at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (ragzU)

224 First time I saw Lemmy was on the "Young Ones" on MTV. Could not wait to get to the store and buy all the cassettes I could lay my hands on.

Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:36 PM (CbGSW)

225
218 You mean you didn't hear about it? Hell yeah it happened.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (C3E0x)

No I didn't hear about it. Didn't know it was a real flight.
Just reading those names you might get a clue you were being pranked and you would think the laughter from the control room might be a clue.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (WVsWD)

Not a good day for two Chinese girls, one especially.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:36 PM (MQEz6)

226 Just reading those names you might get a clue you
were being pranked and you would think the laughter from the control
room might be a clue.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (WVsWD)

Have you seen Anchorman?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 28, 2015 08:36 PM (x4r6A)

227 Fuck.

RIP Lemmy.

Fuck.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at December 28, 2015 08:36 PM (g25eo)

228 ...please pardon my clunky prayer, Sir. I ask only that we learn from his example, as he passes to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (OQ9R7)

229 216 Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:32 PM (/33sy)

They make it up in volume.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:34 PM (MQEz6)
***
Ahh... so it's like those freakin' dot-coms and their burn-rates.

Just as I thought. I'll keep my future money invested in Tyrell Corporation; at least I get their business-model.
And, come on: Pris. Need I say more?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (/33sy)

230 And one thing I'll say about Lemmy is he ended the way he did every show: with an encore of Overkill (that song has two false endings to it, FYI).

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (k1gv+)

231 OF COURSE she's going to get involved in the 2016 election --- she always has to be the center of attention.


The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral...

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (rwI+c)

232 "He passed peacefully this afternoon. "


He sounds like he was a wonderful person.
Our prayers go with you, and your family.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (ptqRm)

233 I don't think Trump is intimidated by the threats of MomJeans I.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 08:38 PM (oVJmc)

234 Benjals up over the Broncos on a nice catch by A.G. Jreen. 7-0.

Posted by: an actually meaningful MNF game at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (H9MG5)

235 If the damned ship has "Mother" and a decent navigational system - which it does - just why the Hell does it have a human crew, who require to be kept in stasis and then be awakened to bicker over shares, and all the rest of it? And has anyone considered that Weyland-Yutani assumes a terrible liability having them onboard? I mean, you gotta assume they have to carry insurance on the ship, the cargo, which can't be cheap, and then six humans and a very costly robot, too?

Space economics, man. I just don't get it.


Short answer: hey, maybe the crew should have thought of that before waking up to land on HR Giger World!

Human crew is because androids - which the ship also had - might not think for themselves to visit this or that strange cranny on the planet. But mostly it was because it was suspected that the lifeform that the Company wanted from there was parasitic on organic life. (This was a pretty damn important plot-point of the movie in fact.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (6FqZa)

236 Weasel: Plenty of blame to go around. Complicit senators and representatives to start with. My rep is now facing a a primary challenge as is my senator. Neither incumbent will get a vote from me.

Posted by: Agitator at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (6YCox)

237 ..please pardon my clunky prayer, Sir. I ask only that we learn from his example, as he passes to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Wasn't clunky to me brother. Thank you.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (/tTDo)

238 Wow. RIP Lemmy.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (hVdx9)

239 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.
Posted by: dartist




I'm saddened by your loss.

Posted by: dogfish at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (0O2Lr)

240 I hate that cock sucker Fredo more and more every day.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (DUoqb)

241 Motorhead doing "Ace Of Spades" on The Young Ones


https://tinyurl.com/lxjec4c

Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (CbGSW)

242 Trump will tell him that in America soon-to-be ex-Presidents sit down and shut up in an Election year.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (MQEz6)

243 Figure I'll parlay the Tyrell stuff into CHOAM - I consider that a long-term play, of course.

But I've got time.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (/33sy)

244 Thanks back. I look forward to the stories from your dad that you post.

****


I am fortunate to have that ongoing link to my dad. He died in '03.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:41 PM (NeFrd)

245 Speaking of The Young Ones, they made a CD, produced by Brian May, for a fictitious hair metal band called Bad News.

I don't know if it's available anymore, but if you can find it, it's pretty great.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:41 PM (k1gv+)

246 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.
Posted by: dartist


May he rest in peace...where did he serve?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 08:41 PM (DUoqb)

247 Damn, bummer Lemmy is dead.


Born to raise hell

We know how to do it and we do it real well

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 28, 2015 08:42 PM (dULJN)

248 Lemmy: Ace of Spades baby. Ace of Spades. Lemmy never quit touring. May he rest in peace.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:42 PM (ucDmr)

249 The only reason anyone supports trump is to piss off the gope and to piss off mexicans, neither of which anyone outside of the Republican Party gives a shit about, trump would get slaughtered in the general.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (yrUKa)

250
In addition, she says she has a single question for 2016 candidates: "why do you want to do this?


To repair the horrible damage you have done to this country.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

251 Short answer: hey, maybe the crew should have thought of that before waking up to land on HR Giger World!

Human crew is because androids - which the ship also had - might not think for themselves to visit this or that strange cranny on the planet. But mostly it was because it was suspected that the lifeform that the Company wanted from there was parasitic on organic life. (This was a pretty damn important plot-point of the movie in fact.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (6FqZa)
***
I got that. Thing is, W-Y didn't know anything at all, except that there'd been a signal. That there was a human crew was handy, once something'd been found. But, still....

Eh, a young Sigourney in her knickers was - and is - reason enough.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (/33sy)

252 Piss off, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (rwI+c)

253 I move we get a Motorhead thread up here

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (6FqZa)

254 You find Weyland-Yutani type space economics in the SyFy series The Expanse. Along with Tom Kratman's far more evil version of the UN trying to keep the Belters from revolting. To complicate things further, it seems Mars has become an independent rival to Earth's hegemony in the solar systerm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (wOdHk)

255
That was quite a drive by the Bengals and McCarron. I wonder if he is still popping Miss Alabama.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (ODxAs)

256 Bless you and your family dartist.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 28, 2015 08:44 PM (dULJN)

257 Brock Osweiler is 6'8".


How come nobody is accusing him of using growth hormone?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:44 PM (NeFrd)

258 AJ has a future in the NFL I think.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 08:44 PM (rwI+c)

259 yes sometimes this game gets stale with all this CIA control around here..
Statistically speaking

Posted by: clancey at December 28, 2015 08:45 PM (hforh)

260 254 You find Weyland-Yutani type space economics in the SyFy series The Expanse. Along with Tom Kratman's far more evil version of the UN trying to keep the Belters from revolting. To complicate things further, it seems Mars has become an independent rival to Earth's hegemony in the solar systerm.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (wOdHk)
***
I tell you - keeping House Atreides, House Harkonnen, the Fremen, the Bene Geserit, CHOAM, the Spacers Guild, and Emperor Shaddam IV straight was enough.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (/33sy)

261 So, since it's an open thread, an open comment that might not make sense....I heard Scott Kelly (I think) was talking about the new astronaut candidate class, and how "these guys are going to Mars", and I thought that sweet, really just sweet, cute even.....because no matter who becomes Prez the GOP is going to stay in control of the House, and the idea that in the next decade Southerners are going to be rewarding NASA (rewarding, mind you) with a new Apollo program and just billions and billions of more money, after it gets made *very* clear the place of Southerners in the scheme of things in the New America (simply because they are Southerners, or conservatives (before even getting to the Christian part of things, because not being one won't save you, in fact nothing will)), well, given that, and it being after the establishment has already thumbed it's nose at an already ticked-off base over immigration (and hence probably won't have a lot of room to surrender on some things)...well, it is all sort of precious, in a way. I mean, I find the naivete touching, simply touching.

Posted by: It's very cold in spaaaaace.... at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (ez6Am)

262 Space economics, the allocation of scarce resources.

People are cheap, androids still experimental and expensive. Simple slow, industrial hardware, cheap. Self insured, claims rarely paid out by the corporation.

Mother can monitor and perhaps process raw materials into finished product, like crude hydrocarbons into refined products. petroleum supplies exhausted locally thus the demand will pay the shipping costs from distant sources. The vessel might be on a ballistic course perhaps with some simple collision avoidance, but nothing more complicated than that.

The story isn't about economics. It's about space monsters who eat you. And the greedy corporate suits who see money to be made.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (ErBVj)

263 I guess I'm assuming Prometheus is canon so the Company did have some clue that there was parasitic life, but weren't clear on what kind.

I know, I know - bad hobo, Prometheus doesn't count. And should probably count as a trigger-word

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (6FqZa)

264 Space Guild Navigator 3rd Class, "Or do you want to spend the rest of your life in a pain amplifier?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:47 PM (wOdHk)

265 I read the first three Expanse novels.

I'm still unclear how Earth supported itself when they had a permanent underclass on a government stipend and 20 billion people.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (k1gv+)

266 253: Me too. Better than talking about a washed up, drunken ex sos. Hate that bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (ucDmr)

267 164 My dad would always say he didn't do anything special.


Posted by: dartist


******

Typical of his generation.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (NeFrd)

Yes, the WWII generation saved the damned world and never wanted to talk about it and today's special snowflakes want to be applauded every time they make a poo. And they think bravely taking a stand against Confederate flag displays or screaming about Halloween costumes is akin to storming Omaha beach.


God bless your father, dartist. I am glad his passing was peaceful.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (P8951)

268 So help me if he comes out being a tough guy wearing J.Crew like his wife did awhile back I'm gonna puke.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (w/CJV)

269 Damn, dartist, you have had a tough couple of years with bereavements.

I will definitely be bending an elbow in memoriam of your father tonight, and working to keep up the historical record of what he and his fellows accomplished.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (noWW6)

270 245
Speaking of The Young Ones, they made a CD, produced by Brian May, for a fictitious hair metal band called Bad News.



I don't know if it's available anymore, but if you can find it, it's pretty great.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:41 PM (k1gv+)

______________________________________
"Bad News" was done as one episode for a show on Brit TV called "The Comic Strip". It's free on Hulu last I checked. Sort of a "Spinal Tap" type thing. Then a few seasons later they did a follow up episode where they actually got on stage at a huge outdoor concert and were pelted by beer bottles etc. by the metalhead crowd.Both episodes are actually pretty funny.

Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:49 PM (CbGSW)

271 Dartist. May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 28, 2015 08:49 PM (Vv/Pc)

272 262 Space economics, the allocation of scarce resources.

People are cheap, androids still experimental and expensive. Simple slow, industrial hardware, cheap. Self insured, claims rarely paid out by the corporation.

Mother can monitor and perhaps process raw materials into finished product, like crude hydrocarbons into refined products. petroleum supplies exhausted locally thus the demand will pay the shipping costs from distant sources. The vessel might be on a ballistic course perhaps with some simple collision avoidance, but nothing more complicated than that.

The story isn't about economics. It's about space monsters who eat you. And the greedy corporate suits who see money to be made.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (ErBVj)
***
My ancestors and forebears were all Red Sea pedestrians - I see something like Alien and immediately wonder "How the Hell are they making money with that kind of overhead?"

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:49 PM (/33sy)

273 a young Sigourney in her knickers . . .

Gratuitous butt crack. Originally she was going to be naked.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:50 PM (ErBVj)

274
Over at RedState, a warm mattress in the Salem knocking shop, this guy is having a mads because -- well read:

Donald Trump cant even do Christmas cards right. What a dope!
By: Neil Stevens (Diary)

the Trump campaign (which is under serious pressure from Ted Cruz by the way) wanted to send me a Christmas card. The problem is, it didnt even come in time for the start of Christmas! Failure! Thats right, my Trump card (better than a trap card) came today, December 28.

http://www.redstate.com/2015/12/28

Claiming that it indicates incompetence in the Trump organization, instead of just real life holiday mail delays.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 08:50 PM (kdS6q)

275 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (wOdHk)

I've been meaning to ask what you thought of the Doctor Who Christmas special. You've been kind of vocal about being done with River prior to that, but I thought it was pretty well done and added some decent emotional depth to the relationship I never really got with Matt Smith.

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 08:51 PM (ZbV+0)

276 264 Space Guild Navigator 3rd Class, "Or do you want to spend the rest of your life in a pain amplifier?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:47 PM (wOdHk)
***
I've got eyebrows like a Lynch Mentat.

Loved the universe he created.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:51 PM (/33sy)

277 I'd mail my Christmas card to RedState on Dec.23rd.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 08:51 PM (rwI+c)

278 Love the universe Frank Herbert created, hated the one his son destroyed.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (k1gv+)

279 RedState having a going out of business sale. Soon.

Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (D/1P4)

280 Chupacabra - magical electronic money that is conjured from blue smoke to be spent in the smoking crater called Earth.

It is amazing how often in science-fiction novels of the older sort, from the CoDo of Falkenberg's Legion to Glenn Cook's Starfisher Trilogy, how Earth is this cesspool that the lid is barely being kept on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (wOdHk)

281 You find Weyland-Yutani type space economics in the SyFy series

Gotta have a Captain, Pilot, Navigator, Engineer, etc. on everything that moves.

I'm liking The Expanse so far, Shohreh's exposition works,
Chad L. Coleman's seemed clunky but there's lots yet to go.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (DL2i+)

282 What do I have to do to stop getting misgendered around here? Wear an Obama costume?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (sv9eA)

283 Methos completely skipped it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (wOdHk)

284
I don't think Denver has the offense to make it to the playoffs, and if they do they are gonna get whacked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 08:53 PM (ODxAs)

285 May he rest in peace...where did he serve?

Thanks again everyone but I posted it for all the WW2 guys. My dad served in the ETO behind the invasion in an Artillery unit. I've not seen a single one of these guys who have passed that I haven't admired the class with which they died. I hope a small part of that has stuck on me.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:53 PM (/tTDo)

286 @Anna

I guess because sci-fi writers usually have an understanding of history.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:54 PM (k1gv+)

287 Muslim ACLU Official: I Emphatically Refuse to Condemn Islamic Terrorism

Breitbart

Yeah not exactly news there sister....or as Fredo would say PAR for the course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 08:54 PM (DUoqb)

288 Dartist, may your father rest in peace. We are losing the best in big numbers fast. I lost my father 10 years ago, damn, I miss that man. May you find peace in the days ahead.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:54 PM (ucDmr)

289 "how Earth is this cesspool that the lid is barely being kept on."

Malthusian end point.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:55 PM (ErBVj)

290 Redstate can blow me.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 08:55 PM (e3bId)

291 Thanks again everyone but I posted it for all the WW2 guys. My dad served in the ETO behind the invasion in an Artillery unit. I've not seen a single one of these guys who have passed that I haven't admired the class with which they died. I hope a small part of that has stuck on me.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:53 PM (/tTDo)


My Dad was on Iwo Jima...We are burying WW2 heroes every day. It's sad.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 08:56 PM (DUoqb)

292 The Bengals have a habit of losing in front of the whole Western Hemisphere on Monday evening - they lost to the Texans for gosh sakes. The. Texans.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:56 PM (6FqZa)

293 Gotta agree with Lea... don't blame our gender for President IWon McTantrumpants.

Also, TFG is soooo not used to having people respond when he attacks them from his bully pulpit with anything other than a whimper and surrender. It will be very amusing to see how snappish he gets when Trump responds by attacking him back.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 28, 2015 08:56 PM (NPofj)

294 RIP Lemmy.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 08:57 PM (SBwtB)

295 RedState having a going out of business sale. Soon.

Posted by: Ralph

Well the new Masthead is a giveaway...
"REDSTATE...When you just gotta read something..anything.."

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 28, 2015 08:57 PM (hCdMd)

296 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3GtK0DoDT8

Some train wrecks to go with the Motorhead

RIP todays lost.

Probably have to wait a few days to make the Christmas trip to Dad's grave, too much ice pellets today.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 08:57 PM (DL2i+)

297 this is the same type of crap they pulled in Missouri in 2012

manipulate the republican primary electorate to get the opponent they want to run against

Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 08:57 PM (cGoQr)

298 F*ck Obama with a lacrosse wicket.

I want him on video with ISIS threatening to behead him and him telling them that he'll give them the 20 billion that he took from Stimulus if they'll spare him. He is a total pussy. He sucks at golf and he's ruining the game. He is such a vagina.

I'm getting another French Ridge.

total pussy

Posted by: Dr. Manbube at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (3/4ZI)

299 257 Brock Osweiler is 6'8".


How come nobody is accusing him of using growth hormone?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:44 PM (NeFrd)



They have all this focus about Manning and HGH. But he wasn't the only name this guy tossed out there in the interview that he now says is false and he was just bullshitting the from Al Jazeera. He also listed a bunch of Green Bay Packers players including Clay Matthews as taking steroids.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (z/Ubi)

300 Angry liberals don't seem to have changed much since the Young One days.

Posted by: Rik Mayall at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (sv9eA)

301 Condolences, dartist. My your father RIP and always be remembered fondly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (WThCB)

302 Redstate can blow me.

Then what?

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (DL2i+)

303 273 a young Sigourney in her knickers . . .

Gratuitous butt crack. Originally she was going to be naked.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:50 PM (ErBVj)
***
Too late for a do-over, I guess..... damn....talk about 'what might have been'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:00 PM (/33sy)

304 TFG's response to Trump: Valerieeeeeee....

Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 09:00 PM (D/1P4)

305 Figure I'll parlay the Tyrell stuff into CHOAM

I kinda feel sad that I know exactly what you're referencing, and I remember what the CHOAM acronym stands for.

Ah, if not for Josef Conrad, what would Herbert have written about?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:01 PM (k9qR4)

306 302 That's pretty much it.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 09:01 PM (e3bId)

307 I think we have one, maybe two of the WWII guys from my VFW post still around. And even then, they're nursing home bound and have to sneak out to come to the memorial day services.

Not a lot left, then the total rewrite of history will begin.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 09:01 PM (k1gv+)

308 Bad News Tour - The Comic Strip s1e4
https://tinyurl.com/jpagu2v

More Bad News - The Comic Strip s3e2
https://tinyurl.com/zlttpzp

Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 09:02 PM (CbGSW)

309 a young Sigourney in her knickers . . .

Jane Fonda in 'Barbarella". The entire opening credits was a very naked Jane Fonda thrashing around on a transparent piece of plastic while the opening credits covered her naughty bits.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (ErBVj)

310 My sincere condolences, Dartist.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (SBwtB)

311 305 Figure I'll parlay the Tyrell stuff into CHOAM

I kinda feel sad that I know exactly what you're referencing, and I remember what the CHOAM acronym stands for.

Ah, if not for Josef Conrad, what would Herbert have written about?
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:01 PM (k9qR4)
***
I think it's safe to say, whatever it was, his methods would have been unsound.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (/33sy)

312 Humans are aboard the Nostromo because they are cheap and expendable. The whole point of the first ten minutes of the movie is that the future is not an adventure. There is no Captain Kirk leading his ship and crew from the bridge. Humans are equipment and are kept in stowage until they are needed.

One of my objections to Aliens is that Cameron took the bleakest vision of the universe since H P Lovecraft and turned it into an Ode to Motherhood.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (tEDMc)

313 They have all this focus about Manning and HGH.

Let's talk about ball pressure, instead.

Posted by: Peyton Fucking Manning! at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (yddCj)

314 303 273 a young Sigourney in her knickers . . .

Gratuitous butt crack. Originally she was going to be naked.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:50 PM (ErBVj)
***
Too late for a do-over, I guess..... damn....talk about 'what might have been'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:00 PM (/33sy)


That calls for a reboot...y.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

315 305 Figure I'll parlay the Tyrell stuff into CHOAM


Maybe I can get a job selling machines from Ix. Much better than the machines on Richese.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (kpqmD)

316 My condolences Dartist; your dad was a fine man, actually he will always be a fine man.
Something tells me Broncos are not going to the playoffs..

Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 09:05 PM (+3RH+)

317 I await the day Hillary dies of ennui and bottled-up nastiness, but mostly bottled-up nastiness, and President Trump orders her buried at Arlington.


The toxic waste dump at Arlington, Oregon, that is, not Arlington National Cemetery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (UsLZp)

318

Broncos may be the worst 10-4 team in the history of the NFL.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (NeFrd)

319 That calls for a reboot...y.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)


With Monica Bellucci as Ellen Ripley? Now that's a casting I can get behind!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (k9qR4)

320 294...ditto that...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (hCdMd)

321 AP-okay.


Cincys looking pretty good tonight as spread picks go-Denver was favored by 3.5

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (ZbV+0)

322 313 They have all this focus about Manning and HGH.

Let's talk about ball pressure, instead.
Posted by: Peyton Fucking Manning! at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (yddCj)

Getting laid regularly helps with ball pressure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (kpqmD)

323 315 305 Figure I'll parlay the Tyrell stuff into CHOAM


Maybe I can get a job selling machines from Ix. Much better than the machines on Richese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (kpqmD)
***
Too many of them, and too new.

Goddamn, but Herbert knew how to write....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (/33sy)

324 Talk about ball pressure. ...Kirsten Powers

Posted by: ahnold bumping at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (D/1P4)

325
319 That calls for a reboot...y.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

With Monica Bellucci as Ellen Ripley? Now that's a casting I can get behind!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (k9qR4)

Ahem, a fine choice, but let us take our time. Clear your calendars for a very comprehensive screening enterprise.



Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (MQEz6)

326 319 That calls for a reboot...y.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

With Monica Bellucci as Ellen Ripley? Now that's a casting I can get behind!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (k9qR4)
***
Shut up and take my money!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:08 PM (/33sy)

327
Well, in this game, Cincy is a good team, didn't really think AJ would perform this well, but in the last half of the season the defense is just on the field too much because the offense can't do a damn thing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:08 PM (ODxAs)

328 I think there's still a scenario where Denver misses the playoffs.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)

329 Does Obama actually, for reals, believe he could beat Trump in a one-on-one debate?

I'm confident there are a dozen conservatives who could kick his ass in a fairly-, or unmoderated debate.

The man turns into a stuttering imbecile when his puerile thought processes are challenged.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (hJrjt)

330 That AJ Green guy is making some great catches tonight.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (C3E0x)

331 Barbarella also brought us the orgasmatron by another name. It was called the excessive machine and Barbarella broke it. Oddly enough, the accompanying soundtrack was organ music as I remember it.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (ErBVj)

332
Yep Denver needs to win 11 to make playoffs. Nevetheless, it will be a one game deal if they do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:11 PM (ODxAs)

333 329 Does Obama actually, for reals, believe he could beat Trump in a one-on-one debate?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (hJrjt)


I'd lay odds Trump calls him a SCOAMF to his face.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

334 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM

So sorry to hear that dartist. Glad it was peacefull. RIP

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 09:12 PM (o/90i)

335 The man turns into a stuttering imbecile when his puerile thought processes are challenged.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Close. He IS a stuttering imbecile, he's just really smooth with reading words up on a teleprompter.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 09:12 PM (/FOB4)

336 333 329 Does Obama actually, for reals, believe he could beat Trump in a one-on-one debate?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (hJrjt)

I'd lay odds Trump calls him a SCOAMF to his face.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

Does Reggie think Obama looks sexy when he gets all pouty?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 09:12 PM (hJrjt)

337 Oh wow, Lemmy's dead!!!


Sucks, throw one back for one of the hardest rocking son of a bitches there ever was.


Posted by: Kreplach at December 28, 2015 09:12 PM (WVvzl)

338 Like the entire NFL isn't awash in performance enhancing drugs.

Next, they'll break the code of silence surrounding marijuana usage amongst NBA players.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 09:13 PM (/g6B/)

339 How about get a real athlete to play Ripley?

Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 09:14 PM (sv9eA)

340 I think there's still a scenario where Denver misses the playoffs.
---
They'd have to lose next week to San Diego, who isn't nearly as good a team as Cincy is, again at home.

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:14 PM (ZbV+0)

341 One of my objections to Aliens is that Cameron took the bleakest vision of the universe since H P Lovecraft and turned it into an Ode to Motherhood.

Usually one objects to a nihilist or an SJW taking a beloved ideal of the universe, and distorting it into something hellish.

First time I've seen someone object to an artist taking a fundamentally broken and evil universe, and trying to extract some good from it.

[I know, Cameron himself turned into a SJW d-bag whose "Avatar" sucked. Not at issue here.]

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 09:15 PM (6FqZa)

342 339 How about get a real athlete to play Ripley?
Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 09:14 PM (sv9eA)

I think I'll do that! Thanks for the suggestion!

Posted by: Holly Holm at December 28, 2015 09:15 PM (kpqmD)

343 Rest in Metal Valhalla, Lemmy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 09:16 PM (/FOB4)

344 Denver looks terrible. They can't do anything right

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 28, 2015 09:16 PM (dULJN)

345 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

Best Wishes and Prayers...

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 09:16 PM (OQ9R7)

346 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.

Posted by: dartist
------------

*returns from liquor cabinet, having hoisted a silent shot of Wild Turkey, an American Bourbon , in saluting dartist's Dad*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, third generation United States Army Vet at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (oFSUK)

347 okay i have *got* to show up at the boozer in my Texans / JJ Watt gear, for the trolololo

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (6FqZa)

348 Damn. Raining again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, third generation United States Army Vet at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (oFSUK)

349 How about get a real athlete to play Ripley?

Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 09:14 PM (sv9eA)


Rhonda Rousey? Righ ron't roh rut rat means!

Posted by: Scooby Doo at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (k9qR4)

350 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)


Condolences, dartist. Treasure the memories.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (UsLZp)

351 What is going on with Denver? I know it's cold but they should be used to it. They look in total disarray.

Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 09:18 PM (+3RH+)

352 'The World is Ours : Vol. 1'

Next up on the platter.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 09:19 PM (jhPPa)

353 I think I'll do that! Thanks for the suggestion!
Posted by: Holly Holm

You're not butch enough.

Posted by: Fallon Fox at December 28, 2015 09:19 PM (/FOB4)

354 If Trump and Obama were in a debate Obama would take the first opportunity(probably after Trump's opening statement) to declare himself too high and mighty to validate Trump's lowliness with his presence, and then walk off the stage to the applause of the lapdog media.

Probably what Hillary! will do, too.

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (8aOqE)

355 They look in total disarray totally stoned.
Posted by: IC
----------

Just saying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, third generation United States Army Vet at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (oFSUK)

356 Broncos making the decision to bring Peyton back pretty easy after all, also, the best part of having Time Warner is seeing the same Time Warner commercial 3 times in a row every commercial break.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (yrUKa)

357 Lemmy, Meadowlark Lemon and Dave Hendu all gone in 24 hours.

Thats going to be a fun conversation on the shuttle ride to heaven.

Posted by: MikeD at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (uKJIC)

358 Well, this sounds like just what Trump needs to push him above 50 %.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (erRNA)

359 353 I think I'll do that! Thanks for the suggestion!
Posted by: Holly Holm

You're not butch enough.
Posted by: Fallon Fox at December 28, 2015 09:19 PM (/FOB4)

The part is Ellen Ripley, not Ellen Tranny.

Posted by: Holly Holm at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (kpqmD)

360 Goddamn, but Herbert knew how to write....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (/33sy)


He did, and the Jorj X. McKie stuff (especially Whipping Star) was about as good as it got. But then he also wrote The Santaroga Barrier. Lord, save us from writers who think they shit ice-cream.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:21 PM (k9qR4)

361
Denver offense has been that way all year. they are 29th in total offense out of 32. 20th in scoring.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:22 PM (ODxAs)

362 Cincinnati: the Alien
Denver: Will Hudson

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 09:22 PM (6FqZa)

363 Lemmy and Wendy O
https://youtu.be/jTSu8jGcTXg

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:24 PM (k9qR4)

364 Pace is picking up again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (ptqRm)


4 per day, plus one for the next three days. And today isn't done yet. C'mon, Balmer, you can do it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 09:24 PM (UsLZp)

365 Maybe it's time to trot Manning out...is he ready to take some snaps?

Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 09:24 PM (+3RH+)

366 I'm not sure the hypothetical rebooted Ripley would be anyone we could name. As I recall, the captain was supposed to be the (assumed by the audience) hero and Ripley was a surprise.

Looking at Weaver's imdb page, she has 3 acting credits before Alien, like
"Alvy's Date Outside Theatre
"

So someone comparable would be, I don't know, the third sister in the Pride + Prejudice + Zombies flick.

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:25 PM (ZbV+0)

367 "What is going on with Denver?"


There's ol' Wade on the sidelines, walking around, looking like someone's pee-paw wandered down on the field.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 09:25 PM (CsGzT)

368 As Lemmy said of Wendy O. Williams "great lay, lovely woman, awful singer".

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 09:26 PM (k1gv+)

369 Somewhat O/T - Just came back from the store at Smuggler's Notch ski resort. There were Hillary playing cards on sale. "Is this for real?" I asked the clerk. She told me yes and added that they did have Trump playing cards, but they sold out fast. "Really fast?" I asked. "Really fast." was the reply.

Posted by: algore at December 28, 2015 09:26 PM (U761f)

370 Like many young 'rons - and 'ronettes too, I'm told - I've got a novel in the works.

I wonder, though, how best to release it.

It's a bit....well, odd. The future (I hope and pray and burn incense and pour out blood before the gods of this and any and every world) Mrs. Palpatine has read through it, and says "Too cerebral. Brilliant, but unstable."

It gives one pause....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:27 PM (/33sy)

371 Osweiler seems like a decent enough kid, but it looks like the only thing he learned from Peyton is the "fainting goat" move.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 09:27 PM (NeFrd)

372 Ted Nugent just missed a field goal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:28 PM (ODxAs)

373 dartist,
I raise my glass , Here's to your dad and those like him , damn few left .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 28, 2015 09:28 PM (mP1RE)

374 Serena Williams.


Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 09:28 PM (D/1P4)

375 Osweiler seems like a decent enough kid, but it looks like the only thing he learned from Peyton is the "fainting goat" move.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

And that move never fools anyone.

Posted by: Mohammad al Goatfucker at December 28, 2015 09:29 PM (/FOB4)

376 Over at Hotgas they mentioned this saying Obama is not going after Trump because the Dems fear him,on the contrary,they want him to be the nominee.

Posted by: steevy at December 28, 2015 09:29 PM (8HTq1)

377 Serena Williams?

Posted by: milqtoast at December 28, 2015 09:30 PM (D/1P4)

378 Huh, life in the Denver offense.

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:30 PM (ZbV+0)

379
376 Over at Hotgas they mentioned this saying Obama is not going after Trump because the Dems fear him,on the contrary,they want him to be the nominee.
Posted by: steevy at December 28, 2015 09:29 PM (8HTq1)

Hot Air is gope Teen Beat.



Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:33 PM (MQEz6)

380 Gotta get a TD out of this. C'mon Donks!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 09:33 PM (NeFrd)

381 Serena Williams.
Posted by: Ralph


We're talking about remaking Aliens here, not Mighty Joe Young.

Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 09:34 PM (sv9eA)

382 Hot Air is gope Teen Beat.


Eeyore's gotta eeyore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (rwI+c)

383 Over at Hotgas they mentioned this saying Obama is not going after Trump because the Dems fear him,on the contrary,they want him to be the nominee.
Posted by: steevy

The dems want him because he's so easy to beat says the repubes who can't beat him.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (/FOB4)

384 Hot-gas also saying the yeb is the come back kid......

Posted by: E.T. at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (yq4gk)

385 Anna Puma -

What;s the secret?

The future & etc Empress tells me to skip the art and just write soft-core porn. I enjoy the 'research' and brainstorming sessions with her, of course, but somehow, I just can't create a coherent narrative that includes so much loosening of headboards, as it were.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (/33sy)

386
Denver probably should draft one of those high passing attack QB's this year.

There are a ton of them too this time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:36 PM (ODxAs)

387
382 Hot Air is gope Teen Beat.


Eeyore's gotta eeyore.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (rwI+c)

They are having a yuuuge sale on Mitt 2012 Election Kits.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (MQEz6)

388 No skunk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (rwI+c)

389 Serena Williams?


Posted by: milqtoast at December 28, 2015 09:30 PM (D/1P4)

She'll crush the alien's head like an overripe melon between her thighs.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (T78UI)

390 The question is moot, it's gonna be Cruz.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (rwI+c)

391 374 Serena Williams.


Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 09:28 PM (D/1P4)

Sorry, we're looking for a woman to cast as Ripley.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:38 PM (kpqmD)

392 They are having a yuuuge sale on Mitt 2012 Election Kits.
---
For just the cost of postage, they'll throw in Nicole Wallace

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:38 PM (ZbV+0)

393 >>>First time I've seen someone object to an artist taking a fundamentally
broken and evil universe, and trying to extract some good from it.
<<<<<<<

Every good library has a few dark and spooky corners.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at December 28, 2015 09:38 PM (tEDMc)

394 They are having a yuuuge sale on Mitt 2012 Election Kits.
Posted by: eman

Free "Dole/Kemp" yard sign with every purchase over $10.

Posted by: Rinse Prius at December 28, 2015 09:39 PM (/FOB4)

395
390 The question is moot, it's gonna be Cruz.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (rwI+

That would be fine with me.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:39 PM (MQEz6)

396 387
382 Hot Air is gope Teen Beat.


Eeyore's gotta eeyore.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (rwI+c)

They are having a yuuuge sale on Mitt 2012 Election Kits.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (MQEz6)

ORCA. It's just GOT to work this time!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:39 PM (kpqmD)

397 The future & etc Empress tells me to skip the art and just write soft-core porn.

Well, think about all the explicit fucking that goes on in all those really great classics. And then think about the fact that Danielle Steele outsells all of them combined.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:40 PM (k9qR4)

398 397 The future & etc Empress tells me to skip the art and just write soft-core porn.

Well, think about all the explicit fucking that goes on in all those really great classics. And then think about the fact that Danielle Steele outsells all of them combined.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:40 PM (k9qR4)
***
The Lady does have a point....and I appreciate her editorial guidance....

Mommy-porn it is, then.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:42 PM (/33sy)

399 Hot Air can kiss my ass. I want no one that has been in politics more than ten years. Tired of hearing from pundits, "that's how you get things done in Washington." Don't fucking care anymore about Fucking Washington. Time that they started thinking about us.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 09:42 PM (kTF2Z)

400 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s63sfsqrnJU

Posted by: Vendette at December 28, 2015 09:42 PM (JiPat)

401 I hope cooler heads prevail.

Posted by: Peyton at December 28, 2015 09:46 PM (Dwehj)

402 When she retires from tennis, Serena will have a great career in muscle woman male domination wrestling porn.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 09:46 PM (hVdx9)

403 I wonder....


When a comfortable but insecure Roman staggered home from the baths at night, drunk but with a stomach emptied from vomiting to enjoy course after course of dinner, dodging the dodgy proles and Dacians and riff-raff who moved to the urbs for the free bread, etc., I wonder what he thought about it all. I get a sort of "waiting for the Vandals and Goths to get here before the unwashed masses slit my throat" sort of feeling these days.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:46 PM (/33sy)

404 AJ McCarron looks good v the Donks.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 09:47 PM (qUNWi)

405 Cincy might get a playoff win with this guy.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 09:48 PM (qUNWi)

406 #136 Hand Salute...Dartist.

Posted by: torabora at December 28, 2015 09:49 PM (e2zEX)

407 When she retires from tennis, Serena will have a great career in muscle woman male domination wrestling porn.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale

That's how I paid for school. Of course, in those days it wasn't muscle women, but rather flabby hippies with hairy pits that were in style.

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at December 28, 2015 09:50 PM (/FOB4)

408 I think Serena would be luscious as Ripley.




Posted by: Roxy Rae at December 28, 2015 09:50 PM (D/1P4)

409 When she retires from tennis, Serena will have a great career in muscle woman male domination wrestling porn.

Is that a thing?

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 09:51 PM (qUNWi)

410 Yeah, Allahpooter thinks Trump is Todd Akin and Barky is just doing what Claire McCaskill did to encourage the crazies to vote for him in the primary.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 09:51 PM (dvuhZ)

411 The Donks played pretty well the first half of the last two games, but didn't bother to play the second half. Now it looks like we're not even going to play the first half.
I can't wait to point out to them that they're getting their asses handed to them by a guy that looks like a freaking CHIPMUNK!
I'm sure that will go over well.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 09:51 PM (9iR5/)

412 Two heads are better than one.

Posted by: Peyton and Eli at December 28, 2015 09:52 PM (Dwehj)

413 RedState is the short bus of (alleged) conservative websites.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at December 28, 2015 09:53 PM (3ZttN)

414 The future & etc Empress tells me to skip the art and just write soft-core porn. I enjoy the 'research' and brainstorming sessions with her, of course, but somehow, I just can't create a coherent narrative that includes so much loosening of headboards, as it were.
Posted by: Your Decidedly
------------

See: The Outlander Series. Come for the historical novel, stay for the explicit sex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 09:53 PM (n22zQ)

415 409 When she retires from tennis, Serena will have a great career in muscle woman male domination wrestling porn.

Is that a thing?
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 09:51 PM (qUNWi)


I know better than to Google it.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

416 412
Two heads are better than one.


Posted by: Peyton and Eli at December 28, 2015 09:52 PM (Dwehj)
--------Yeah, between the two of you, you have four heads. Get it? Foreheads!
Bwahahahahahhahahhahahah!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 09:54 PM (9iR5/)

417 408: Roxy, just what do you have in mind to do with Serena and, I presume, the Alien?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 09:55 PM (dvuhZ)

418 Yeah, Allahpooter thinks

Kinda blacked out for a minute there. Were you suggesting that Allpundit "thinks"? That se

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:55 PM (k9qR4)

419 >> 282 What do I have to do to stop getting misgendered around here?
>> Wear an Obama costume?
>> Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM

To paraphrase only slightly, "Don't start no misgender, won't be no misgender."

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 09:56 PM (sOhww)

420 Woah. Something about that combination of words. I must have blacked out again.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:56 PM (k9qR4)

421 One for the vets...
One for Lemmy...
One just 'cause I like mead...
Oh hell, time to kill the bottle!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at December 28, 2015 09:57 PM (m9V0o)

422 Trying to think of something to say, Dartist, but I'm drawing a blank. All I can say is I wish I had known him. Godspeed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 09:57 PM (kTF2Z)

423 Hey everybody.

Anybody here a fan of Ry Cooder?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (ntObR)

424 Wear an Obama costume?
>> Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner


That's a gender-blender right there. You'd need a chart to figure out how to address... it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (yddCj)

425 383 Over at Hotgas they mentioned this saying Obama is not going after Trump because the Dems fear him,on the contrary,they want him to be the nominee.
Posted by: steevy

The dems want him because he's so easy to beat says the repubes who can't beat him.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic
------------------
There is a yuuuuge difference between likely GOP primary voters and the general electorate.

The Dems are betting that Trump will be easy to beat in the general --- and I, for one, agree with them.
This won't be a replay of Obama-Romney or Obama-McCain. Hillary will win in a landslide. No sweat.

Trump's defeat will be used as an excuse ("mandate!") to repudiate ANY criticism of wide-open borders and mass Muslim immigration. And that's just for starters.

Well, I suppose you could say I'm a pessimist.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (T/5A0)

426 Hey, Roxy, you ain't all that. I could show you a thing or two.

Posted by: Queen Barky at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (dvuhZ)

427 --------Yeah, between the two of you, you have four heads. Get it? Foreheads!
Bwahahahahahhahahhahahah!
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 09:54 PM (9iR5/)

You know, I think Jim Webb is related to that family somehow.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (3myMJ)

428 Denver might have slipped something in the halftime smoke bowl. They might be on their way back

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (AkOfd)

429 Did you say Spry Cooter or Dry Cooter? Because yes and no.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 28, 2015 09:59 PM (yddCj)

430 I dunno, Serena's kinda hot. I mean, she's all big and muscular, but she's got an awesome girl booty (albeit large) and girly hips and them tig ol bitties. So long as teh roids haven't given her a 9" clitoris, I'd be happy with it.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:59 PM (k9qR4)

431 OK,
we discovered we had free Encore.
decided to watch Pompeii...it sucks.

I hate crappy historical junk.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 10:00 PM (o/90i)

432 Snoodling, it's very probably barbed too. Pass

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:01 PM (AkOfd)

433 Dartist:

The family patriarch was a veteran of both fronts - English was his second language - and when he passed, we dug his grave by hand and watered it with the tears of his daughters and a bottle of Old Charter.

Been gone twenty years and more, but on his anniversary, whoever is closest comes to the grave, has one for him, and pours the balance on the soil over his resting place. He was an OG before there were G's.

The world is a better place for their coming, and slightly emptier for their departing.

I hoist a double in his honor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 10:01 PM (/33sy)

434 Denver got it working that drive.

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2015 10:01 PM (8aOqE)

435 Denver scores in the 2nd half, woohoo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:02 PM (ODxAs)

436 Thanks, Dr. Manning!

Posted by: Teh Broncs at December 28, 2015 10:02 PM (yddCj)

437 Anybody here a fan of Ry Cooder?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (ntObR)

My only real exposure has been the Buena Vista Social Club, but what a beautiful group of tunes! And what a great thing to pull off.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 28, 2015 10:03 PM (3myMJ)

438 430:
>>So long as teh roids haven't given her a 9" clitoris, I'd be happy with it<<


Now, that is a thing out there. There's a clip of some of those Amazons having a clit-off, taking a ruler and see who has the longest.

And you know why it's always the skinny dudes paired up with the Amazons? Cause the 'roids shrink the men. The roided up men can't perform worth a shit.

Posted by: Queen Barky at December 28, 2015 10:03 PM (dvuhZ)

439 Girl With the Jade Green Eyes -a short story that is science fiction, implied nookie, and horror.

*goes back to writing*

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 10:03 PM (wOdHk)

440 "When she retires from tennis, Serena will have a great career in muscle woman male domination wrestling porn."

Is that a thing?

Posted by: eleven
****

I googled female athletes and stumbled across that crap a while back. I guess it is a thing with some guys who like to be humiliated by buff women. Ick.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 10:03 PM (hVdx9)

441 It does seem rather ironic that a gal who looks like a real-life version of a comic-book female is derided as too masculine by a bunch of comic book nerds. Like, what do you want, kids? I mean, besides you mom bringing you a freshly microwaved hot-pocket while you play Doom for 19 hours straight.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (k9qR4)

442 An American Songwriter article in 2012 suggested that Cooder's recent string of solo albums have often taken on an allegorical, sociopolitical bent. Music journalist Evan Schlansky said that "Cooder’s latest effort, Election Special (released August 21, 2012, on Nonesuch/Perro Verde) doesn’t mince words. It’s designed to send a message to the “'deacons in the High Church of the Next Dollar'.” He also composed a full album (Election Special) as his own part of support to the Democratic Party and its president Barack Obama in the 2012 American Presidential Election.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (FkBIv)

443 Wife has a relative who was a vet of both WW1 and WW2, on different sides. Fought for the Kaiser and then emigrated to the US in the 30s. US Army in WW2.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (kTF2Z)

444
Now can the rested Denver D get a stop?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (ODxAs)

445 Anybody here a fan of Ry Cooder?
Posted by: qdpsteve
------------

Moderate

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (n22zQ)

446 To beat Hillary all you have to do is tell the truth about her.

Cruz and Trump are the only ones who have any probability of doing that.

If they have not been able to drive out Trump by now, what will work later?

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:06 PM (MQEz6)

447 Now I want a hot pocket, that would require removing my ass from the couch though, so probably not happening.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 28, 2015 10:06 PM (yrUKa)

448 Kubiak made good offensive adjustments, but those big Bengal receivers look unstoppable. Can the D step up?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (3myMJ)

449 Cruz has a new TV ad. It highlights:
the Mojave Memorial Cross,
the Texas Capitol Ten Commandments monument,
the Second Amendment,
and the words
>>>under God<<<in the Pledge of Allegiance.

Here it is: http://preview.tinyurl.com/q8y2jzr

Go Ted.

from the Freepers[//i]






Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (D/1P4)

450 And yeah, I'm married to a gal who measures in at 28-24-30 at 5'2". So, I'm pretty much unqualified to discuss anything but tapestries and pinot nior.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (k9qR4)

451 dartist my condolences

Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (cGoQr)

452 2nd half different story?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 10:08 PM (NeFrd)

453 Hey Chemjeff, did you put the shiitake mushrooms and pickle spears in your brownies or did you just go with the traditional horseradish?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:10 PM (kTF2Z)

454 Looks look good for the orange, white, and black team. I'd be nervous if I were the orange, white, and dark blue team.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 10:10 PM (yddCj)

455 So, I'm pretty much unqualified to discuss anything but tapestries and pinot nior.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997

Zis is a castle, und ve have MANY tapestries!

Posted by: Kraut butler in "Last Crusade" at December 28, 2015 10:11 PM (/FOB4)

456 Broncos off to a great start, can they continue?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 28, 2015 10:12 PM (3myMJ)

457 Whew! So glad that SB 50 will be on ESPN Deportes. I was worried.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:12 PM (kTF2Z)

458 And yeah, I'm married to a gal who measures in at 28-24-30 at 5'2".

?! I'm trying to imagine how small that is. How soon before she can drive herself to school?

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 10:12 PM (yddCj)

459 DArtist condolences

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 10:14 PM (voOPb)

460 a gal who measures in at 28-24-30 at 5'2"

Sounds like a certain sister-in-law of mine who buys her clothes from the children's section...she is pretty strong for her size, as my brother is a crossfit fanatic and has been getting her to accompany him to the gym.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 28, 2015 10:15 PM (bZ7mE)

461 458 And yeah, I'm married to a gal who measures in at 28-24-30 at 5'2".

---------------

Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. It never does.

Posted by: Hal Holbrook at December 28, 2015 10:16 PM (kTF2Z)

462 Every once in a while, they let the disguise drop. I just ran into this sentence on a 2014 WaPo article on how severe weather is not climate change:

When the public becomes confused, the carefully considered scientific consensus becomes vulnerable to attack by the apologists for economic growth at all costs.

"apologists for economic growth" are *bad*?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2015 10:17 PM (3CwVB)

463 replay flag call? what a bunch of bs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:18 PM (ODxAs)

464 When the public becomes confused, the carefully considered scientific consensus becomes vulnerable to attack by the apologists for economic growth at all costs.

"apologists for economic growth" are *bad*?
Posted by: Ian S.

Everybody who uses the phrase "scientific consensus" should be kicked in the throat, repeatedly.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 10:20 PM (/FOB4)

465 Nah, Hocule's crew got it right.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:21 PM (kTF2Z)

466 They always die in 3s . . .

Meadowlark Lemon . . .

Lemmy from Motorhead (insert umlaut in your mind) and

Dave Henderson (Mariners, Red Sox, As)

RIP x 3

Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 10:21 PM (t8P62)

467 Hocule Poirot!!!


That shall stimulate the little grey cells most adequately, eh, Hastings!?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 10:22 PM (NeFrd)

468 I liked their song "Questionmark Of Diamonds" best

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:23 PM (AkOfd)

469 "carefully considered scientific consensus"

Oxymorons galore.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 10:24 PM (hVdx9)

470
464 When the public becomes confused, the carefully considered scientific consensus becomes vulnerable to attack by the apologists for economic growth at all costs.

"apologists for economic growth" are *bad*?
Posted by: Ian S.

Everybody who uses the phrase "scientific consensus" should be kicked in the throat, repeatedly.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 10:20 PM (/FOB4)

Yes, all scientific knowlege is provisional.

That said, after a while some things become pretty hard to dispute, like the existance of atoms.

AGW doesn't even rate being called a decent hypothesis.
It is junk smothered in junk sauce.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:26 PM (MQEz6)

471 How about next time michael mann goes to hospital, he's treated according to the Four Humours theory of disease

I'd bring the leeches, but I think those can be had cheap around Penn State's campus

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:26 PM (AkOfd)

472 Calling out Trump is a good way to get a lot of attention she doesn't really want.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 10:26 PM (39g3+)

473
I hate crappy historical junk.

Posted by: Farmer


Yeah, looked like crap.

...I did like Rome the HBO series though. Wildly wrong, but still cool.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2015 10:27 PM (9YDUz)

474 I have a Trepanning Saw to let the evil spirits out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 10:27 PM (rwI+c)

475 Poirot's Detective crew usually get the facemask calls right.

Hell I got nothin. Never watched that show.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:27 PM (kTF2Z)

476 Everybody who uses the phrase "scientific consensus" should be kicked in the throat, repeatedly.

Where scientific studies can be reviewed, "scientific consensus" cannot.

There is no methodology. There is no data. There is no history.

"Consensus" is an injection of subjectivity into what is nominally an objective discipline.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 28, 2015 10:28 PM (0NdlF)

477 And yeah, I'm married to a gal who measures in at 28-24-30 at 5'2". So, I'm pretty much unqualified to discuss anything but tapestries and pinot nior.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (k9qR4)

You're married, and perhaps happily, so you may be more qualified than most of the rest of us.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 10:28 PM (C3E0x)

478 ...I did like Rome the HBO series though. Wildly wrong, but still cool.


It was our future: criminal gangs fighting to run a country.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 10:28 PM (rwI+c)

479 AGW doesn't even rate being called a decent hypothesis.
It is junk smothered in junk sauce.
Posted by: eman

It doesn't even rate as junk, it's a scam, straight-up with a power grab chaser.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 10:29 PM (/FOB4)

480 "It was our future: criminal gangs fighting to run a country."

It is our present day.

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2015 10:30 PM (8aOqE)

481 AGW, a Chicago protection racket.


Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 10:30 PM (D/1P4)

482 Ed Hochuli looks like he's freezing to death.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 10:32 PM (rwI+c)

483 Dinesh D'Souza, "Stealing America", again

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:32 PM (AkOfd)

484 Qdpsteve

Ru Cooder has some good stuff. I like Bop Til You Drop

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 10:33 PM (voOPb)

485 Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (k9qR4
Your wife is tiny. Like 9 year old girl tiny.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2015 10:33 PM (BHl9S)

486 "Why do you want to do this?"

To try to start undoing the monstrous damage you've done to the Constitution, the country and the world, President Dillhole.

Posted by: Evan3457 at December 28, 2015 10:36 PM (3+1Sh)

487 Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (k9qR4
Your wife is tiny. Like 9 year old girl tiny.

Posted by: CaliGirl
****

And yet he likes man like women. Hmmmmm. Is there a jar of chunky Skippy peanut butter in SWC's future?
(soooooo kidding)

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 10:38 PM (hVdx9)

488 Heh. Over on Zip's place. NY, with the highest cigarette taxes in the country has lost over $400 million dollars in taxes to the black market over the last five years. That's a pretty hefty chunk of change. Pretty ironic, eh?

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:39 PM (9iR5/)

489 Socialism and Decivilization (and a reflection on the fall of Imperial Rome)

Jesus Huerta de Soto

[...] the empire's degree of regulation, statism, and tax pressure became so
great that Roman citizens themselves often submitted to the barbarian
invaders as a lesser evil, when they did not actually receive these
invaders with open arms.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/k4q8bqf

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2015 10:40 PM (q2o38)

490 And trepanning is generally done with a drill burr, or a chisel. I suppose a hole-saw would be useful, but there is generally the risk of over-penetration.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2015 10:43 PM (q2o38)

491 Old Blue, and that's why Garner had to die, for selling smokes in that market

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:43 PM (AkOfd)

492 Bronc take teh leede

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:44 PM (MQEz6)

493 Ow, my ass

Posted by: the bungholes at December 28, 2015 10:44 PM (AkOfd)

494 I'm trying to imagine how small that is. How soon before she can drive herself to school?

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 10:12 PM (yddCj)


Uh, she's been old enough to drink legally in all 57 states since the 1980s. So there's that.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:45 PM (k9qR4)

495
Nice Run!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:45 PM (ODxAs)

496 Ow, my ass
Posted by: the bungholes

You gotta lube up first, noob.

Posted by: Queen Barry I at December 28, 2015 10:45 PM (/FOB4)

497 H-G-H you taste so good...

Posted by: Peyton Manning's Mile High Melon at December 28, 2015 10:46 PM (H9MG5)

498 "Girl with the Jade Green Eyes"
sounds like the movie 'Species'.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 10:46 PM (74kfZ)

499 491
Old Blue, and that's why Garner had to die, for selling smokes in that market

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:43 PM (AkOfd)
------Yup. For selling untaxed "onesies" on the street.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:47 PM (9iR5/)

500 431 OK,
we discovered we had free Encore.
decided to watch Pompeii...it sucks.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 10:00 PM (o/90i)

Watched that during a sleepover at Gushie's. We rooted for the volcano to kill everyone but the horse.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 10:47 PM (Vm8WO)

501 >>there is generally the risk of over-penetration.



Story of my life.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 10:47 PM (/g6B/)

502 I reviewed Pompeii here at the HQ when it came out. YOU NO LISTEN

Posted by: the bungholes at December 28, 2015 10:48 PM (AkOfd)

503 Regarding HBOs Rome. Yeah they got a lot wrong, but they got a lot right and along with great production values, writing, and casting made it a very enjoyable viewing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:48 PM (kTF2Z)

504 /soq

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:48 PM (AkOfd)

505 417 408: Roxy, just what do you have in mind to do with Serena and, I presume, the Alien?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 09:55 PM (dvuhZ)

She's going to stuff both Serena and the alien queen up her ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (kpqmD)

506 Denver defense is hungry.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (MQEz6)

507 Uh, she's been old enough to drink legally in all 57 states since the 1980s. So there's that.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:45 PM (k9qR4)
-------Yeah, but how does she see over the bar? Does she do like the Empress does and brings her own stepstool?

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (9iR5/)

508 496:

I usually start out with a 15W-40 enema. Quart or two usually does the trick. Then, I finish off with some axle lube, EP140 GL5. That usually takes of the long stretch.

Posted by: Roxy Raye at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (dvuhZ)

509 Pompeii is one spooky town.

Don't go there if you believe in reincarnation.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:50 PM (MQEz6)

510 Peyton Manning could star in a remake of Frankenstein. Without needing any prosthetics.

Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 10:51 PM (sv9eA)

511 I usually start out with a 15W-40 enema. Quart or two usually does the trick. Then, I finish off with some axle lube, EP140 GL5. That usually takes of the long stretch.

Posted by: Roxy Raye at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (dvuhZ)


sounds like you are just a Wild Colon-oil Girl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 10:55 PM (UsLZp)

512 Pats would have gotten a defensive interference call.

bitter bitch I is

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:55 PM (MQEz6)

513 I'll say it again...

That Peyton's got a really freakish head.

Posted by: zombie John Merrick at December 28, 2015 10:56 PM (H9MG5)

514 Yeah, but how does she see over the bar? Does she do like the Empress does and brings her own stepstool?

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (9iR5/)


Pfft. C'mon. I'm the retarded lunk with the gimp mask, she's the domineering midget perched on my shoulders.

It's like y'all haven't even seen Tina Turner's greatest movie ever.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:57 PM (k9qR4)

515
"...I did like Rome the HBO series though. Wildly wrong, but still cool. "

Wildly wrong but wildly entertaining especially the scene where a buck naked Marc Antony is standing in a courtyard getting a whole body scrape. Yes, wildly entertaining.

Posted by: Tuna at December 28, 2015 10:57 PM (JSovD)

516 Neutral Zone Infraction, Broncs.

The Romulans will retaliate by nuking Boulder

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:57 PM (AkOfd)

517 Way would you vote for Trump.....oh yea...he's fucking aswesome!!

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 28, 2015 10:59 PM (VDc7u)

518
Ted Nugent makes this one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:59 PM (ODxAs)

519 Just be well bud.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM


Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 11:00 PM (o/90i)

520 "why do you want to do this?"

Uh, you treasonous Dems have totes fucked up the country. Is that a good enough reason?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 28, 2015 11:01 PM (laMCB)

521 oh dear osweiler is bleeding

Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:01 PM (cGoQr)

522 The Romulans will retaliate by nuking Boulder
----------
Please please please! I'm in Arvada. I'd have a pretty good view. I'll make popcorn even.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 11:02 PM (9iR5/)

523 Peyton Manning could star in a remake of Frankenstein. Without needing any prosthetics.
Posted by: Rhonda Roussey


Or This Island Earth

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 11:02 PM (FkBIv)

524 I think that was MaCarron bleeding.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:03 PM (ODxAs)

525 oh right

Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:04 PM (cGoQr)

526 505: The Alien Queen, sure. But Serena's thighs may be a problem, even for Roxy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 11:04 PM (dvuhZ)

527
Denver should not pass the ball at this point.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:04 PM (ODxAs)

528 go bengals

Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:05 PM (cGoQr)

529 it's fun to comment when your number 1...#540....not so fun

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 28, 2015 11:07 PM (VDc7u)

530 FUMBLE

Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:07 PM (cGoQr)

531 Broncs turn over

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 11:08 PM (AkOfd)

532 446 To beat Hillary all you have to do is tell the truth about her.
---
Yup and like you said there are only one or two in the race they seem to actually have the fortitude to keep punching Hilda in the gut, and upper cut that bitch, and maybe even bite an ear off if need, soggy ass gope'ers doing light jab work (at best) ain't gonna work.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 28, 2015 11:08 PM (MbrzC)

533
Why is Denver running the ball?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:09 PM (ODxAs)

534 That's what I want to see. Run the ball. Use up the clock. Kick a field goal and go home.

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:09 PM (ZbV+0)

535 We were the proud sponsor of that last drive.

Posted by: Butterfingers at December 28, 2015 11:10 PM (H9MG5)

536 Over on Zip's place. NY, with the highest cigarette taxes in the country has lost over $400 million dollars in taxes to the black market over the last five years. That's a pretty hefty chunk of change. Pretty ironic, eh?

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:39 PM (9iR5/)
----

Not really ironic. It's just as predicted though.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 28, 2015 11:10 PM (MbrzC)

537 Or This Island Earth

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 11:02 PM (FkBIv)


I'm going to ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest.

But I'm not an alien.

Posted by: Pay Ton at December 28, 2015 11:11 PM (k9qR4)

538 NYC with the highest cigarette taxes..

Well, they do want people to stop smoking. Raise those taxes higher and higher.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 11:12 PM (74kfZ)

539
Over on Zip's place. NY, with the highest cigarette taxes in the country
has lost over $400 million dollars in taxes to the black market over
the last five years. That's a pretty hefty chunk of change. Pretty
ironic, eh?
---
It's ironic right until the NYPD chokes you to death for selling 'loosies'.

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:12 PM (ZbV+0)

540 Cincy QB playing out of his mind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:13 PM (ODxAs)

541 or, to paraphrase.... Obama and his minions are out to destroy the very culture that made America great in the first place...

Which is what some of us have been trying to tell others for years...

They literally want to destroy America.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 28, 2015 11:13 PM (f7rv6)

542 Not really ironic. It's just as predicted though.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 28, 2015 11:10 PM (MbrzC)


Almost as though there were some sort of economic law in play.

Posted by: Arthur Laffer at December 28, 2015 11:14 PM (UsLZp)

543 What NYC needs to do is legalize pot. and use the taxes on pot to offset the money they are losing on the cigarette tax.

Just common sense.

And if that doesn't work, they can legalize prostitution, and put a tax on that.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 11:14 PM (74kfZ)

544 >>>Cincy QB playing out of his mind.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:13 PM (ODxAs)<<<

Stop helping!

Posted by: the Broncos running game, and McCarron's really inopportne sack at December 28, 2015 11:15 PM (H9MG5)

545 >>Over on Zip's place. NY, with the highest cigarette taxes in the country has lost over $400 million dollars in taxes to the black market over the last five years. That's a pretty hefty chunk of change. Pretty ironic, eh?

Posted by: Old Blue
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Not really ironic. It's just as predicted though.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt


That's not the shining city on between two rivers of virtue I know.

Organized criminal activity? IN the boroughs of New Amsterdam? Acquiesced to by authorities?

Pshaw. And another Pshaw for your elderly matron.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2015 11:16 PM (9YDUz)

546 R.I.P Lemmy from Motörhead!

Posted by: Arson Wells at December 28, 2015 11:16 PM (UnJ7w)

547 I think AJ has played pretty well for a rookie against this defense.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 11:16 PM (rwI+c)

548 Also, are you really out of bounds if you don't have the ball?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 11:16 PM (rwI+c)

549 Fine whatever. The spread is 3.5, so a win by a field goal either way works for me.

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:17 PM (ZbV+0)

550 Need about a 45 yard drive for the win.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:17 PM (ODxAs)

551 thats about 40.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:19 PM (ODxAs)

552 Also, are you really out of bounds if you don't have the ball?
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That would be a fumble, first touched by a player with a foot out of bounds (or not reestablished), which is I think ruled dead where possession was lost.

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:19 PM (ZbV+0)

553 Limber up dose feets

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 11:20 PM (AkOfd)

554 Just run the ball

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:20 PM (ZbV+0)

555 That would be a fumble, first touched by a player with a foot out of bounds (or not reestablished), which is I think ruled dead where possession was lost.

I rolled it back and saw that. In real time I thought he was back in bounds before the touched it again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 11:21 PM (rwI+c)

556 Shanked!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 11:22 PM (rwI+c)

557 NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT OVERTIME

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:23 PM (ZbV+0)

558 And the Donks are going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory...again.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 11:23 PM (9iR5/)

559 wow. imagine if they don't make the playoffs, because of that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:23 PM (ODxAs)

560 That is absolutely the worst kick I've ever seen McManus make.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 11:24 PM (9iR5/)

561 I was gonna kick the ball
But then I got high
I was set to win this all
But then I got high
Now we're off to OT and I know why
Because I got high because we got high, because we're Mile High

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 11:24 PM (AkOfd)

562 Crap. He even missed the net.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 11:24 PM (9iR5/)

563 NY should legalize drugs, but charge an exorbitant tax, to make up for lost cigarette revenue. And if any rival gangs smuggle in drugs, we should just rub 'em out.

Posted by: DiBlaz Yo at December 28, 2015 11:25 PM (sv9eA)

564 choose to kick choose to kick

Posted by: Bellichick at December 28, 2015 11:25 PM (ODxAs)

565 overtime!

Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:27 PM (cGoQr)

566 This has been a good game. I think both QBs have done a mostly excellent job. All in all, I love games like this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 28, 2015 11:29 PM (3xwMX)

567 Bring that ball over here.


Posted by: Roxy Rae at December 28, 2015 11:29 PM (D/1P4)

568 not sure why broncs didn't start out running there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:29 PM (ODxAs)

569 Wait. Are you saying that extortionate tax rates lead to black markets?

That can't be. The idea is to use the tax system to control peoples's behavior.

*Sigh* I guess we'll just have to resort to harsher measures to force them to comply.

Posted by: Progressives everywhere at December 28, 2015 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

570 Looking at Weaver's imdb page, she has 3 acting credits before Alien, like "Alvy's Date Outside Theatre"

I saw her in a Shakespeare in the Park production in Dallas just a year or two before Alien came out. She went from being a nobody to a star pretty quickly.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 28, 2015 11:31 PM (dPpmC)

571 stupid play by cincy

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:32 PM (ODxAs)

572 That was a pretty impressive catch

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:34 PM (ZbV+0)

573 Ugh. Any chance they trust their kicker from here?

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:36 PM (ZbV+0)

574 moving upstairs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:36 PM (ODxAs)

575 I saw her in a Shakespeare in the Park production in Dallas just a year or two before Alien came out. She went from being a nobody to a star pretty quickly.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 28, 2015 11:31 PM (dPpmC)


Wasn't she in "The Year Of Living Dangerously" with Mel Gibson?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 11:39 PM (UsLZp)

576 Why are you calling the Broncos the Donks? That's our nickname. According to Wikipedia, theirs is Orange Crush.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at December 28, 2015 11:39 PM (sv9eA)

577 Thanks to all for the Ry Cooder info/recommendations. Will also post this in the ONT thread as it looks like this thread is dead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2015 11:41 PM (ntObR)

578 BHO, when will you go away, away?

Posted by: micky at December 29, 2015 12:48 AM (LBYzV)

579 81"I would have much preferred Meadowlark Lemon as the first black president"
ME TOO.

Posted by: JOHN MOSBY at December 29, 2015 01:02 AM (KzHV7)

580 +1 for the dune references. Leftardia s may have oil gasms over it but it predated their current neurosis and has a great world, compellingt philosophy, and of wheels within wheels political machinations.

His father was more surgeon with a scalpel his son uses a sledgehammer blindfolded.

Imagine if the third Harry potter book took place thousand years in the future. Now you would have some idea of what reading the first three dune is like.

Posted by: Shiggz at December 29, 2015 03:57 AM (G7wcY)

581 >>>5 I would give a month's pay if Trump told the dog-eating crackhead to "put on your big girl panties."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (GUDMx)

Oh, man, tweet that to Trump.

Posted by: m at December 29, 2015 08:32 AM (d4uu4)

582 Democrap girlymen are wetting their panties over HER daring statement (from the multimillion dollar vacay)

Posted by: Swamprat at December 29, 2015 10:49 AM (mvyKt)

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