"Reproductive Health Reporters" Get Swag-Bag of Tasty Treats from the Abortion Industry They Supposedly Objectively Cover, and Not Only Do They Not Keep This Secret, They Openly Boast of It

They're so in the bag for Planned Parenthood -- so completely ignorant of journalistic standards when it comes to abortion -- they think this is a Fun, Happy Story, and not, say, a story about an industry showering money-value favors on "reporters," and "reporters" who think it's just awesome to accept chocolates and sweets from their subjects.

Planned Parenthood sends a holiday gift to reproductive health reporters: Emergency Chocolate. pic.twitter.com/6dkJfEofws
— Sarah Kliff (@sarahkliff) December 28, 2015

They're so far over the line they don't even know their is a line at all.

And yes, that is Sarah Kliff, former "reproductive health reporter" for the Washington Post, who infamously said she wasn't covering the Gosnell House of Horrors because it was a "local crime story."

Shockingly, this once allegedly neutral reporter is now working as a "reporter" for the silly leftwing partisan site Vox.

Posted by: Ace at 06:09 PM

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1 Abortion's ok with me if no age limit ....

Posted by: G6loq at December 28, 2015 06:03 PM (zj+JZ)

2 Now, with fresh NouGut!

Posted by: You Are What You Eat at December 28, 2015 06:06 PM (nbGZj)

3 No chocalate covered fetus?

Posted by: Bystander at December 28, 2015 06:06 PM (k8tEg)

4 THAT'S IT? Wow. Good to know. They're not just whores, they're really cheap whores.

Posted by: AMartel at December 28, 2015 06:07 PM (WWgnZ)

5 Is it fair trade chocolate, because it's important to save the child laborers in third world countries, you know.

Posted by: reproductive health reporter at December 28, 2015 06:08 PM (NSb9d)

6 Coming fast and furious tonight, oh wait not a good term to use, sorry.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 06:10 PM (C1Suc)

7 Glad some of the freaks are getting the exposure they deserve.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 28, 2015 06:10 PM (W+Itt)

8 I have a modest proposal for new treats that could easily be delivered by Planned Parenthood and would be in season throughout the year.

Posted by: J. Swift at December 28, 2015 06:10 PM (FohCt)

9 What never ceases to amaze me is that the work Planned Parenthood does isn't done in the shadows, veiled in a curtain of shame.

They are literally killing and, in many cases, dismembering fetuses, and they are proud of the job they do and, worse, promote their services no differently than any for-profit industry.

Wanna bet they have annual volume goals? Wanna bet it's to increase abortions, rather than decrease them through other measures of birth control?

As a Christian, I do believe in Heaven and Hell. I also believe that one can be forgiven merely by accepting Jesus as our savior and by asking for forgiveness.

That said.... I also believe that nothing is just that simple and that, although forgiven, we will one day have to face the lives we've lived and know the pain we've caused.

Their reckoning, and those who enable them, will not be pretty.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 28, 2015 06:13 PM (PMlgt)

10 And, with that, I return to the snark.

What? No gummy babies?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 28, 2015 06:13 PM (PMlgt)

11 So to keep PP's emergency chocolate analogy accurate...is it full of cyanide?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2015 06:14 PM (X7E8f)

12 Here's some candy, little girl? Bastards.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2015 06:14 PM (b+df9)

13 Where's my chocolate?

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at December 28, 2015 06:15 PM (OD2ni)

14 I'll bet the chocolate tastes like liver.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 06:15 PM (8ZskC)

15 What never ceases to amaze me is that the work Planned Parenthood does isn't done in the shadows, veiled in a curtain of shame.

***
Interestingly when the German equivalent (Aktion T4) became known the regime had to nominally shut it down...but in modern America we have fallen below that level...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2015 06:16 PM (X7E8f)

16 Chocolate for the brain-dead reporters. Wonder what they give the politicians?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 28, 2015 06:16 PM (fMQoG)

17 Isn't it wonderful that an abattoir for human babies can put on such a fun festive face with a few ribbons and some chocolate?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 06:17 PM (8ZskC)

18 Working as a 'reproductive health reporter' pretty much guarantees you're already in the bag for abortion.

It's just a euphemism for 'activist.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

19 Thanks to Rep. Ryan, that chocolate is courtesy of all of us.

I know, I know. Not the hill to die on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 06:18 PM (8ZskC)

20 They have no shame.

Posted by: Hank at December 28, 2015 06:18 PM (AqfcR)

21 These people are ghouls. Monsters without a conscience or soul. They sold their souls a long time ago for blood money and cheap swag bags.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 06:19 PM (2x3L+)

22 Kind of like the Jackie Rogers Jr. $100,000 Jackpot Wad on SNL :

Chocolate babies

Posted by: Hoss at December 28, 2015 06:19 PM (HN4ly)

23 What, no emergency condoms?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 06:20 PM (FkBIv)

24
Sarah Kliff has cooties. Pass it on.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 06:21 PM (kdS6q)

25 Chocolate-- the same color as most of their victims.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

26 What, no emergency condoms?
***
They didn't have time to put holes in all of them...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2015 06:21 PM (X7E8f)

27 Ace, this whole post is stupid. Nothing in it about Cleveland cops shooting in Chicago , carpenters hardest hit! PP clinics are BUILT by carpenters... just sayin. Totes

Posted by: Gerbil Farmer at December 28, 2015 06:21 PM (e7T6D)

28 Did PP buy those gift bags with the proceeds from selling baby parts, or did they use taxpayer money?

Posted by: Hank at December 28, 2015 06:22 PM (AqfcR)

29 AND Paul Ryan would not defund them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:22 PM (jJRIy)

30 What? No gummy babies?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Is that what Tom Baker Doctor Who eats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 06:22 PM (FkBIv)

31 About the only way these people could be more ghoulish would be to go fill Ed Gein and start making furniture out of fetii.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 28, 2015 06:22 PM (sE4m0)

32 Oh cmon. Of course.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 06:22 PM (AkOaV)

33 "Wanna bet they have annual volume goals? Wanna bet it's to increase abortions, rather than decrease them through other measures of birth control? "

Yes, they most certainly do. Abby Johnson has been very vocal about this. They give out awards to clinics who perform the most abortions ect.

Posted by: Lauren at December 28, 2015 06:23 PM (Z/8dZ)

34
You know who also likes chocolate? Kids that aren't aborted by their mothers.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 06:23 PM (kdS6q)

35 Normally we'd send this chocolate to little kids, but, well, you know...

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 06:23 PM (n22zQ)

36 "Objective Journalism" is so 20th century.

"Agenda Journalism," That's where it's at now.

/I so wish I was joking...

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 28, 2015 06:23 PM (9JJgN)

37 Kawazza gifts?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:23 PM (jJRIy)

38 totes

Posted by: Gerbil Farmer at December 28, 2015 06:23 PM (e7T6D)

39 Abby Johnson has been very vocal about this.

With authentic urban gibberish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 06:24 PM (FkBIv)

40 Chocolate-- the same color as most of their victims.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at December 28, 2015 06:24 PM (/FOB4)

41 Guam!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 28, 2015 06:24 PM (e7T6D)

42 I have to say one of the things I appreciate about this place is that it reminds me of how many good prolife men there out there. You guys are hard to find in real life, but there are a lot congregated here.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 06:25 PM (2x3L+)

43 whoa. hope that Emergency Choco isn't a euphemism.

Posted by: X at December 28, 2015 06:25 PM (57fhp)

44 Wow, are they easily bought, huh?
Chocolate and some annual "awards" they give out to PP-supporting reporters. Is there anything *not*skeevy about PP and it's enablers?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 06:26 PM (NOIQH)

45 The chocolate should be crunchy, much like the fetuses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

46 Didn't journalistic ethics used to be a thing, a long long time ago perhaps?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 06:26 PM (kpqmD)

47 43
whoa. hope that Emergency Choco isn't a euphemism.

Posted by: X at December 28, 2015 06:25 PM (57fhp)

The choco have the day after pill in them. No wait, that would cut down on business, never mind.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:27 PM (jJRIy)

48 All reporters are in the bag for the leftys. I keep reading references to their groups where they discuss "framing issues" in order to promote social Justice. But no ne on the right seems to give a shit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 06:27 PM (iQIUe)

49 "I need feminism because my boyfriend laughed at me for propajandizing for Planned Parenthood."

/s

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 06:27 PM (NeFrd)

50 >>What? No gummy babies?

*golf clap*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 06:28 PM (NOIQH)

51 Planned Parenthood sends a holiday gift to reproductive health reporters: Emergency Chocolate.

I'm Kermit Gosnell and I approved this message.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

52 Pounded a a six pack of four loco and got knocked up?

No worries, have some emergency chocolate and call PP!

Posted by: simplemind at December 28, 2015 06:28 PM (BTnAK)

53 34
You know who also likes chocolate? Kids that aren't aborted by their mothers.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 06:23 PM (kdS6q)

You don't know that. They might hate chocolate or be allergic to it. Better to kill them now than take that chance!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 06:28 PM (kpqmD)

54 >>>>Yes, they most certainly do. Abby Johnson has been very vocal about this. They give out awards to clinics who perform the most abortions ect.
Posted by: Lauren at December 28, 2015 06:23 PM (Z/8dZ)

I'm sure they do. And then make sarcastic obnoxious comments about people who are prolife not wanting to raise the babies who are not aborted (as if there aren't tons of people who want to adopt so much they have to go overseas to do it).

Ugh. I can't watch this thread right now. I'm going to watch top chef instead.

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 06:28 PM (vmMMi)

55 Is there anything *not*skeevy about PP and it's enablers?
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no.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 28, 2015 06:28 PM (9JJgN)

56
The Planned Parenthood Federation of America abortion business released its annual report today covering its activities for 2014 and the abortion company indicated it killed 323,999 babies in abortions.

http://tinyurl.com/j2udxbq

Thanks Paul!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 06:28 PM (kdS6q)

57 "Reproductive Health"

Um, euphemism much?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

58 Plan B chocolate?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 06:29 PM (kpqmD)

59 Morning After chocolate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 06:29 PM (kpqmD)

60 Isn't that cute?-Little bags with blue and pink bubbles on them/sarc.

They should have had boxed chocolates shaped like dead baby heads, livers and hearts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2015 06:30 PM (qES5k)

61 Maybe this white trash meth head could go to work for them. Warning disgusting story.

http://tinyurl.com/ozguqd6

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:30 PM (jJRIy)

62 About the picture of Hillary, Chelsea and the baby carriage, currently on Drudge, a question.

First, Chelsea's obviously pushing the carriage, so why does Hillary holding on to the handle? She looks like she is using it as a cane.

Posted by: Kenth at December 28, 2015 06:30 PM (QolCq)

63 mmmmm.... I love Planned Abortionhood in my chocolate city.

Posted by: Ray Nagin at December 28, 2015 06:30 PM (nbGZj)

64 Well, the Media does its job well for Democrats. Just saw a story saying Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. It took a lot of Media effort to keep the people so ignorant that they can come to that opinion.

The Media earn their money.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 28, 2015 06:30 PM (B8JRQ)

65 Hope it's low-calorie chocolate. Wouldn't want to burden anyone with a fat ass.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 06:30 PM (NeFrd)

66
>>What? No gummy babies?
..................

Only Reese's Pieces

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 06:30 PM (HgMAr)

67 No words.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 06:31 PM (dFi94)

68 Then again, this same organization fundraises off of freakin' Mother's Day. No shame.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 06:31 PM (NOIQH)

69 Well, color me surprised. And stick scissors in my brain before I'm born.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 28, 2015 06:31 PM (OZmbA)

70 45 The chocolate should be crunchy, much like the fetuses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

Here we have number four: Crunchy Fetus. Do you mean to tell me there's a real fetus in this?

Yes, a little one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 06:31 PM (kpqmD)

71 Lena Dunahm probably thought of this. She reeks of cheapness. Or maybe Hillary.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 06:31 PM (2x3L+)

72 >>Hope it's low-calorie chocolate. Wouldn't want to burden anyone with a fat ass.

threadwinner!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 06:32 PM (NOIQH)

73 The Planned Parenthood Federation of America abortion business released its annual report today covering its activities for 2014 and the abortion company indicated it killed 323,999 babies in abortions.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

It's getting to be just like the good old days.

Posted by: Baal at December 28, 2015 06:32 PM (/FOB4)

74 Probably miniature Baby Ruth bars.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 06:32 PM (NeFrd)

75 Hey, the exit door of PP is a great place to pick up chicks!

Posted by: Sphynx at December 28, 2015 06:32 PM (OZmbA)

76 The Doctor: "Have a jelly baby."

Leela: "They say the Evil One feasts on babies!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 28, 2015 06:32 PM (B8JRQ)

77 That said.... I also believe that nothing is just
that simple and that, although forgiven, we will one day have to face
the lives we've lived and know the pain we've caused.

Their reckoning, and those who enable them, will not be pretty.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

The Gospel is like a seed. Sometimes it falls on fertile ground where it grows and puts down roots; sometimes it falls on thin soil and and grows, but blows away in the first storm, and sometimes it falls on stone and never takes root.

I think people like Bill Maher, Christopher Hitches, etc, are like stone, and the Word will never grow their. And likewise, the self-righteous clowns that run PP. Lauren and other brave souls witness for Christ in front of these people, but I think to no avail.
I can actually feel pity and sorrow for millions of Muslims, because the Word has been kept from them by the lies of Islam. I can find no pity for those that have heard, yet laugh and mock and go on their merry way.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at December 28, 2015 06:33 PM (+1T7c)

78 First, Chelsea's obviously pushing the carriage, so
why does Hillary holding on to the handle? She looks like she is using
it as a cane.

Posted by: Kenth at December 28, 2015 06:30 PM (QolCq)

Note Webb's daughter's jerk off husband looks like a homeless guy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:33 PM (jJRIy)

79 The sad thing is we had them dead to rights with the actual smoking gun and they couldn't make it stick, worse still we are funding this abomination to the tune of 1/2 a billion a year.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 28, 2015 06:33 PM (WVvzl)

80
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

All rights start with LIFE. Human Rights begin in the womb.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 06:33 PM (dFi94)

81 Do they get discounts on parts?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 28, 2015 06:34 PM (YFFpo)

82 Sick bastards...they make the RSHA look like choir boys.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2015 06:34 PM (ej1L0)

83 79 The sad thing is we had them dead to rights with the actual smoking gun and they couldn't make it stick, worse still we are funding this abomination to the tune of 1/2 a billion a year.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 28, 2015 06:33 PM (WVvzl)

Good thing we have those strong, principled Republicans representing us, like Paul Ryan!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 06:34 PM (kpqmD)

84 Here we have number four: Crunchy Fetus. Do you mean to tell me there's a real fetus in this?

Well, we prefer "clumps of cells" here around the office.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 06:34 PM (8ZskC)

85 >>> The Doctor: "Have a jelly baby."
Leela: "They say the Evil One feasts on babies!"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 28, 2015 06:32
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The line from Leela made me smile. Leela is a kitty cat.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 06:35 PM (2x3L+)

86
Well, color me surprised. And stick scissors in my brain before I'm born.
Posted by: Sphynx
..........................

and tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krough at December 28, 2015 06:35 PM (HgMAr)

87 Do free range boobies cause hand babies?

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 06:35 PM (ErBVj)

88 Just fucking sickening.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but...

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 06:35 PM (mUsVF)

89 "I'm having a fetus!", said no woman ever.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 06:35 PM (dFi94)

90 >> She looks like she is using
it as a cane.

Best comment at the Drudge-linked article: Is Hillary's coat made out of Obama's prayer rug?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 06:35 PM (NOIQH)

91 Parts is parts.

https://youtu.be/OTzLVIc-O5E

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 06:36 PM (FkBIv)

92 I remember it like it happened yesterday. Tragic. We had this carpenter over to work on some stuff... he slipped on one of my friends, lost his footing and landed on a 2 liter bottle of diet shasta. Geeze.. it was so awful. Oh yeah, he died ... after a week in teh ICU.... but at least it was a suburban ICU, so they were prepared for him.... but he died all the same. No... I don't think he was a cop once.

Posted by: Not the chocolate bunny you ate at December 28, 2015 06:36 PM (e7T6D)

93 Why can GSEs spend on crap like this and campaign contributions? This is the crap the made me leave the democrats.

Ohhh we're for the poor...after we get our cut

Posted by: ryukyu at December 28, 2015 06:37 PM (FuBZa)

94 All rights start with LIFE. Human Rights begin in the womb.
Posted by: grammie winger

When the principle of inalienable rights is destroyed (and it will be) there will be no barrier left to the tyranny of a true democracy. Whatever the mob wants, the mob will get.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at December 28, 2015 06:37 PM (+1T7c)

95
Probably miniature Baby Ruth bars.
...................

Or could've been a Clark Bar.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 06:37 PM (HgMAr)

96 This is so depressing. Thanks Paul Ryan, you fake prolife phony.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 06:38 PM (2x3L+)

97 Whatever the mob wants, the mob will get.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America

And the mob always wants your shit.

Posted by: Ukrainian Kulak at December 28, 2015 06:39 PM (/FOB4)

98 96
This is so depressing. Thanks Paul Ryan, you fake prolife phony.
--

He totally had me fooled in 2012.

Now.. he's John Boehner Jr. Might as well be a Democrat.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 28, 2015 06:39 PM (9JJgN)

99 >>>> Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 28, 2015 06:39 PM (9JJgN)
-------
No, he isn't Boner Jr. He is smarter than his predecessor. He will be far worse.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 06:41 PM (2x3L+)

100 If a pro life organization sent these reporters something similar they would accuse them of attempted bribery for favorable coverage

Posted by: Buzzion at December 28, 2015 06:41 PM (z/Ubi)

101 The is only one party in ultra Rome.

Posted by: simplemind at December 28, 2015 06:41 PM (BTnAK)

102 Baby gherkins pickles in there maybe

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 06:42 PM (C1Suc)

103 Steve Jobs spent baskets of money trying to find his birth mother. He wanted to thank her for not aborting him.

Jack Nickloson much the same.

Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 06:42 PM (D/1P4)

104 That photo brings back memories of my childhood.

Posted by: Darryl Dawkins at December 28, 2015 06:42 PM (Ui7Rt)

105 102
Baby gherkins pickles in there maybe

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 06:42 PM (C1Suc)

Oh, that was good. I miss those things, need to get me a jar.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:43 PM (jJRIy)

106 What exactly is "Reproductive Health"? Isn't it making sure that all your
reproductive organs are in good working order, free of disease, and that
you are showing no signs of Ovarian Cancer, or Uterine Cancer? Doesn't
it mean caring for a woman who is going through pregnancy? Doesn't the word
"health" mean being healthy? How does that translate into death and
dismemberment? There's a disconnect here. They use language that
means one thing when in fact they are doing something else entirely.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 06:43 PM (dFi94)

107 "Reproductive Health" would seem to mean, you know, reproduction. Seems like if your reproductive system is healthy, you would be reproducing.

But, in perfect Orwellian symmetry, it means murdering babies.

What in hell is healthy about murder, you ask? Why, a healthy bottom line for all the baby murderers, of course.

They will burn in hell, you know. As will all of us who allowed it to happen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2015 06:43 PM (+YMhA)

108 The Planned Parenthood Federation of America abortion business released its annual report today covering its activities for 2014 and the abortion company indicated it killed 323,999 babies in abortions.

***

First. Well, I guess we know the timing of gift bags. Wouldn't want anyone reporting that they are receiving more money while decreasing the number of services offered to ever fewer patients.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 28, 2015 06:43 PM (PMlgt)

109 Elle - any word on dog yet?

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 06:43 PM (C1Suc)

110 About the picture of Hillary, Chelsea and the baby carriage, currently on Drudge, a question.

First, Chelsea's obviously pushing the carriage, so why does Hillary
holding on to the handle? She looks like she is using it as a cane.

Posted by: Kenth at December 28, 2015 06:30 PM

She staggered and had to grab hold.

And when did Hillary! get herself upholstered?

Posted by: huerfano at December 28, 2015 06:44 PM (NSb9d)

111 Note Webb's daughter's jerk off husband looks like a homeless guy.
Posted by: Nip Sip
____________

Ummmm, he would be if he had to make a living as a real investment adviser, rather than as an influence peddler and access huckster.

Posted by: Furious George at December 28, 2015 06:44 PM (3GAnN)

112 As in "Protect and Serve" being the police motto?

Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at December 28, 2015 06:44 PM (D/1P4)

113 They use language that
means one thing when in fact they are doing something else entirely.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog

When you write the dictionary you rule the world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 06:45 PM (FkBIv)

114 It's a wretched world.

Posted by: simplemind at December 28, 2015 06:45 PM (BTnAK)

115 @30 No. I eat jelly babies. And Sarah Jane Smith. And Romana.

Posted by: Tom Baker at December 28, 2015 06:45 PM (sv9eA)

116 So... has it been said?

SOYLENT FETUS IS PEEEEEEPLE!!!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 06:45 PM (Dj0WE)

117 94 All rights start with LIFE. Human Rights begin in the womb.
Posted by: grammie winger

When the principle of inalienable rights is destroyed (and it will be) there will be no barrier left to the tyranny of a true democracy. Whatever the mob wants, the mob will get.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at December 28, 2015 06:37 PM (+1T7c)

This touches on why being pro-life is such an important litmus test for me. It's highly instructive to me on your worldview and your view of human rights. If you don't recognize the right to life as inherent and inviolable, I have no reason to believe you don't view the rest as equally unimportant, or at least malleable at the whim of the government.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 06:45 PM (kpqmD)

118 But shouldn't the government be helping fund mammograms?

Posted by: Every LIV at December 28, 2015 06:46 PM (3GAnN)

119 Posted by: Not the chocolate bunny you ate at December 28, 2015 06:36 PM (e7T6D)

hey ace or a cob, can I get a ruling on the field about this one?

He's been following me from thread to thread, not disputing anything I've said, just mocking my points in a juvenile and immature way.

It's really obnoxious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 06:47 PM (AkOaV)

120 So, there's an entire sub-set of "reporters" who cover reproductive "health"? Srsly? I just can't even...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 28, 2015 06:47 PM (5buP8)

121 What is that, a candy cane colored coat hanger.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 06:47 PM (T78UI)

122 114. But the next president will fix everything.

Posted by: simplemind at December 28, 2015 06:47 PM (BTnAK)

123 Ummmm, he would be if he had to make a living as a
real investment adviser, rather than as an influence peddler and access
huckster.

Posted by: Furious George at December 28, 2015 06:44 PM (3GAnN)

Funny, didn't see his felon father walking with disbarred Bill.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:47 PM (jJRIy)

124 The ruling is that you are a whiny baby!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 06:48 PM (iQIUe)

125 121
What is that, a candy cane colored coat hanger.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 06:47 PM (T78UI)

Well played!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:48 PM (jJRIy)

126 Mommy, Billy's pinching me!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 06:48 PM (FkBIv)

127 Nope, it appears I'm the first.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 06:48 PM (Dj0WE)

128 Sorry Harry. I'll stop.

Posted by: Not the chocolate bunny you ate at December 28, 2015 06:48 PM (e7T6D)

129 And when did Hillary! get herself upholstered?

At least she didn't go for the Maoist Tunic look this time.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 06:49 PM (n22zQ)

130 >>> Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 06:43 PM
----
Thanks for reminding me, Skip. Christmas was the worst ever. I had to bury someone I dearly loved last week. I meant to call today to check if the owners found her and picked her up. I forgot to. I'll put a reminder on my phone to call in the morning and ask what happened to her. She was so sweet, adorable, and well trained. If her owners never picked her up, she was probably immediately adopted after the waiting period to claim her expired

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 06:49 PM (2x3L+)

131 I'm sure Ms. Sanger would approve if it is brown or black chocolate.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 28, 2015 06:49 PM (AhyHb)

132 Question: if the PAYOLA that Planned Parenthood is giving their loyal press corps is just a swag bag of cheap chocolate, then how come they needed Federal funding? Seems to me that this cheap bribe could have been bought out of petty cash.

To quote Humphrey Bogart addressing Peter Lorre in Casablanca: "I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one." Nice to know the press isn't made up not merely of whores, but cheap whores, whose loyalty can be bought with half a pound of chocolate.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2015 06:49 PM (iIzG7)

133 Speaking of evil, I just finished Episode 10 of Man in the High Castle.

Seriously, was that necessary? What was the freakin' point?

The proverbial 10 hours of my life I will never get back.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 06:49 PM (Dj0WE)

134 Is there any doubt that a large portion of their federal funding goes straight back into the pockets of democrat politicians?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2015 06:50 PM (z+4T3)

135 Christmas was the worst ever. I had to bury someone I dearly loved last week.

I'm sorry, L,Elle.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 06:50 PM (dFi94)

136 124 The ruling is that you are a whiny baby!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 06:48 PM (iQIUe)

Well, we all know THAT.

That's not what I wanted a ruling on. :-D

But fine, he apologized. Fair enough.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 06:50 PM (AkOaV)

137 Note the slogan under the bag.

"Chocolate no matter what"

They left off, "that who we mostly kill".

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:50 PM (jJRIy)

138
They will burn in hell, you know. As will all of us who allowed it to happen.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2015 06:43 PM (+YMhA)
....................

Does this mean my chocolate is going to melt?

Posted by: Sarah Kliff at December 28, 2015 06:50 PM (HgMAr)

139 At least she didn't go for the Maoist Tunic look this time.
Posted by: t-bird

Mao jackets are so last year. This year is all about moo-moos that look like sofas from the 70s.

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at December 28, 2015 06:50 PM (/FOB4)

140 So, there's an entire sub-set of "reporters" who cover reproductive "health"? Srsly? I just can't even...

I think they're also called "shills". And it appears you can buy them cheap. Bag o' candy apparently does the trick.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 28, 2015 06:51 PM (YFFpo)

141 The #@$%% Toyota ad is autoplaying.

Can you fix it, or do I need to install ad block and further kill your income from internet ads?

Posted by: rd at December 28, 2015 06:51 PM (Ltj2h)

142 What is that, a candy cane colored coat hanger.

****

Unless you're on twitter I'm stealing this for #PlannedParenthoodSwagBags

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 28, 2015 06:51 PM (PMlgt)

143 Thanks grammie. I can't be happy and I'm having to put on the fake pretend smiley face because it's Christmas.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 06:51 PM (2x3L+)

144 Does this mean my chocolate is going to melt?
Posted by: Sarah Kliff

Next time get M&Ms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 06:52 PM (FkBIv)

145 Did Sarah Kliff magor in gournalism?

Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2015 06:52 PM (AfsKp)

146 You know what is sort of funny/sad about this?

This stupid "reporter" doesn't have a clue at how offensive this is.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:52 PM (jJRIy)

147 In case you missed it, "The Year-in-Review: Pivotal Foreign Policy Moments of 2015"

Published in the ironically named newsletter of the of the State Department, 'DIPNOTE'. Read them and pick a winner, it won't be easy. It really is tough to top "Bringing Peace and Security to Syria", but "Iran Peaceful Nuclear Program Ensured" has to be a runner-up.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jl888bq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 06:52 PM (n22zQ)

148 This touches on why being pro-life is such an important litmus test for me.

Yep! My parents had some (very) wealthy GOP donor friends who were pro abortion. They thought of themselves as conservative, but that warped, evil stance informed EVERY ounce of their thinking. I blame idiots like them for the f'd-upedness of the GOP.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 28, 2015 06:52 PM (5buP8)

149 And it appears you can buy them cheap. Bag o' candy apparently does the trick.
Posted by: tu3031

It works on more than just reporters too.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 28, 2015 06:52 PM (/FOB4)

150 It occurs to me that we need to come up with a "Happy Name" for evil black semi-automatic rifles.

Happy fun bang sticks?

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 28, 2015 06:52 PM (AhyHb)

151 Yeah, people repeating the same comment over and over and over and over again can be really annoying. A simple reading of statistics will confirm this.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2015 06:53 PM (DLIIY)

152 I forgot about the rap sheet on the father's side of Prop Baby Clinton-Mezvinsky No. 1. I see that Prop Baby Clinton-Mezvinsky No. 2 is on the way in time for gushing news coverage during the campaign.

In a just world, the Prop Baby siblings would get to see both sets of grandparents only on "Visitation Weekends."

Posted by: Furious George at December 28, 2015 06:53 PM (3GAnN)

153 This stupid "reporter" doesn't have a clue at how offensive this is.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:52 PM (jJRIy)

Well, to be fair, it is only offensive to us non-people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2015 06:54 PM (+YMhA)

154 Elle - I'm very sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 06:54 PM (C1Suc)

155 So then....we know about this bribe...what of the others???

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 28, 2015 06:54 PM (hCdMd)

156 153 This stupid "reporter" doesn't have a clue at how offensive this is.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 06:52 PM (jJRIy)

Well, to be fair, it is only offensive to us non-people.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2015 06:54 PM (+YMhA)

Yeah, just us stupid Unpeople From Jesusland.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 06:55 PM (kpqmD)

157 Yeah, people repeating the same comment over and over and over and over again can be really annoying. A simple reading of statistics will confirm this.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2015 06:53 PM (DLIIY)

Heh.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 06:55 PM (Dj0WE)

158 tcn @ 107 - I don't want them to burn in Hell. I want them to spend an eternity as fetus experiencing all the methods of abortion.

Yeah, I'm not a nice person.

Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 06:55 PM (hXu8T)

159 Thanks Skip. I hope the lost doggeh found its way back home

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 06:55 PM (2x3L+)

160 >>Nice to know the press isn't made up not merely of whores, but cheap
whores, whose loyalty can be bought with half a pound of chocolate.

Also rewards key "journalists" with awards: http://tinyurl.com/nm4abrg

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 06:55 PM (NOIQH)

161 It really is tough to top "Bringing Peace and Security to Syria", but "Iran Peaceful Nuclear Program Ensured" has to be a runner-up.

"Winning Fight Against Violent Extremists" should be in contention, too. Bang-up job they did there.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 06:56 PM (w/iDp)

162 Don't they also gift them a bottle of nice Chianti?

Posted by: Roy at December 28, 2015 06:57 PM (fWLrt)

163 "And it appears you can buy them cheap. Bag o' candy apparently does the trick."

You don't have to buy 'em. You've owned them since you killed their kid their sophomore year of college.

Posted by: Lauren at December 28, 2015 06:57 PM (Z/8dZ)

164 These folks belong to a blood-sacrifice cult.

Odd that they don't show the glorious procedure on TV.

I bet the Reproductive Freedom Channel would get fantastic ratings.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 06:57 PM (MQEz6)

165 160 >>Nice to know the press isn't made up not merely of whores, but cheap
whores, whose loyalty can be bought with half a pound of chocolate.

And not even good chocolate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 06:58 PM (kpqmD)

166 162
Don't they also gift them a bottle of nice Chianti?

Posted by: Roy at December 28, 2015 06:57 PM (fWLrt)

Made with Joo blood!

Posted by: NY Times Reporter at December 28, 2015 06:59 PM (jJRIy)

167 the chocOlately treats were a thank you, not a bribe. the filth of the media is fully in concert with PP's aims

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 28, 2015 06:59 PM (A9KzJ)

168 Thanks Paul Ryan, you fake prolife phony.

They got to him somewhere between when he told TFG he was wrong to his face and 2012. I don't know how, and we may never know how, but they did.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2015 06:59 PM (3CwVB)

169 White chocolate is NOT real chocolate. So even their gifts are a lie.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:00 PM (jJRIy)

170 >>>>Yeah, people repeating the same comment over and over and over and over again can be really annoying. A simple reading of statistics will confirm this.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2015 06:53 PM
------
I have no idea what you mean.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 07:01 PM (QjxTy)

171 I never did see the name of the mystery gal on the Five, but I did look up today's video, and wasn't all that impressed. Kat Timpf is much more my style.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 07:01 PM (C3E0x)

172 @ 170 I get it. Statistics... it's what's for dinner

Posted by: Not the chocolate bunny you ate at December 28, 2015 07:02 PM (e7T6D)

173
168 Thanks Paul Ryan, you fake prolife phony.

They got to him somewhere between when he told TFG he was wrong to his face and 2012. I don't know how, and we may never know how, but they did.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2015 06:59 PM (3CwVB)

I don't think it took much.

Maybe a pet disappearing for few days.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:02 PM (MQEz6)

174 >>>Posted by: L, Elle at December 28,

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:02 PM (vmMMi)

175 Anyone think that Sarah Cliff used to get into vans with "Free Candy" spray painted on the side when she was a kid?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 28, 2015 07:03 PM (Z7G74)

176 I don't think the MFM needs a bribe to lie for them but it is one shining example of how in bed they are with PP. Anyone with half an ounce of decency would have been all over PP for those videos but the scum that is the MFM jumped all over the people who exposed PP for what it is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:03 PM (45oDG)

177 waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa

a bunny is staring at me.

call the cops

Posted by: harry callaghan at December 28, 2015 07:04 PM (ZuLmn)

178 I don't think it took much.

Maybe a pet disappearing for few days.

Posted by: eman

We got Ryan for a book deal and a guarantee on his seat. McConnell went for much, much less.

Posted by: Soros the Long Shanks at December 28, 2015 07:04 PM (/FOB4)

179
176 I don't think the MFM needs a bribe to lie for them but it is one shining example of how in bed they are with PP. Anyone with half an ounce of decency would have been all over PP for those videos but the scum that is the MFM jumped all over the people who exposed PP for what it is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:03 PM (45oDG)

And the Conservative Pundit Warriors had to step out for a phone call.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:05 PM (MQEz6)

180 White chocolate is NOT real chocolate. So even their gifts are a lie.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:00 PM (jJRIy)

I tend to agree. I do like white chocolate, but I don't understand how it got the name. It doesn't really deserve it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 07:05 PM (Dj0WE)

181 Chocolate? What, no Steak of the Month deliveries?

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 07:06 PM (HgMAr)

182 Thanks Lea. I am not a crier but a I keep doing it. I hate crying. It never makes me feel better. It makes me feel weak. I think I'm dealing with it though in a normal way whatever that is.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 07:06 PM (QjxTy)

183 Is it ok to talk about fudge? w/ nuts

Posted by: Not the chocolate bunny you ate at December 28, 2015 07:06 PM (e7T6D)

184 In the end ISIS is going to kill all of them.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:07 PM (MQEz6)

185 McConnell received double his land in Kentucky and a public works block grant. Ryan turned for much less.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 07:07 PM (kpqmD)

186 These Jeb! ads are hilariously bad by the way

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 07:08 PM (AkOaV)

187 waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa

a bunny is staring at me.

call the cops
Posted by: harry callaghan at December 28, 2015 07:04 PM (ZuLmn)

Yeah, they never are around when you really need one. I wonder why.

Irony, not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 07:09 PM (Dj0WE)

188 I do like white chocolate, but I don't understand how it got the name.

"Sweetened Candle Wax" wasn't selling too well.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 07:09 PM (yddCj)

189 Is it ok to talk about fudge? w/ nuts
Posted by: Not the chocolate bunny you ate

Fudge yes. But not nuts, the word "nuts" is triggering.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 28, 2015 07:09 PM (/FOB4)

190 I hope Boner, McConnell, and Ryan go the way of Hasstert and the corrupt VA Repub guv whatever his name was. All liars and traitors that sold out for 30 pieces of silver.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 07:11 PM (QjxTy)

191 >>>am not a crier but a I keep doing it. I hate crying. It never makes me feel better. It makes me feel weak. I think I'm dealing with it though in a normal way whatever that is.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 28, 2015 07:06 PM (QjxTy)

I am a crier and I still hate it. It sucks but sometimes it's needed.

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:11 PM (vmMMi)

192
I'm 3% and ascending rapidly!

Posted by: Jebbie the Hut at December 28, 2015 07:11 PM (OiFtZ)

193 Fudge yes. But not nuts, the word "nuts" is triggering.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner STOP IT!!! You're ruining everything!!!

Posted by: Chelsea Manning totes! at December 28, 2015 07:12 PM (e7T6D)

194 Health for me.

Death for thee.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:12 PM (MQEz6)

195 White chocolate is NOT real chocolate.

They already do over-serve the black community.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 07:12 PM (DL2i+)

196 All liars and traitors that sold out for 30 pieces of silver.

Bring 'em on. We got 30 pieces galore.

Posted by: Democrat-Controlled Washington at December 28, 2015 07:12 PM (yddCj)

197 Their reckoning, and those who enable them, will not be pretty.

What if St. Peter has an express, no questions asked lane for Democrats?

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 07:14 PM (DL2i+)

198 reproductive health reporter?

Translation-obscene ghoul cheerleader

Posted by: weirdflunky at December 28, 2015 07:14 PM (wIdm0)

199 'm 3% and ascending rapidly!
Posted by: Jebbie the Hut

I misunderstood the question, is all.

Posted by: Bill Belichick at December 28, 2015 07:14 PM (yddCj)

200 187 waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa

a bunny is staring at me.

call the cops
Posted by: harry callaghan at December 28, 2015 07:04 PM (ZuLmn)

Holy fuck, a rabbit!!

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

What? I thought it might lunge at me! I was a-feared fer muh life!!

Posted by: Officer Trigger O'Happy at December 28, 2015 07:14 PM (kpqmD)

201 Do reproductive health reporters have lots and lots of children ?

Are the kids very healthy ?

Posted by: harry callaghan at December 28, 2015 07:14 PM (ZuLmn)

202 Next year Beard and Turtle are going to do eveything they can to help the Imperial Iniparty and hurt anyone opposed to it.

The shills will be getting time snd a half.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:15 PM (MQEz6)

203 Meant Uniparty, but Iniparty works too.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:16 PM (MQEz6)

204
Katherine Timpf should make herself a few sandwiches.
Every day. For a few months. Extra mayo.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 07:17 PM (HgMAr)

205 What? I thought it might lunge at me! I was a-feared fer muh life!!
Posted by: Officer Trigger O'Happy

You did the right thing. Those things are killers!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 28, 2015 07:17 PM (/FOB4)

206 203 Meant Uniparty, but Iniparty works too.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:16 PM (MQEz6)

Incestiparty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 07:18 PM (kpqmD)

207 You'd think they could give their little shills an entire pound of chocolate after Mr Ryan's half billion dollar check cleared.

I guess Lamborghinis cost more than I thought they did, eh?

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at December 28, 2015 07:19 PM (PeoNT)

208 "reproductive health reporter" sounds like the euphemism you give your parents to conceal that you operate the camera on porn shoots.

Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2015 07:19 PM (tNTEZ)

209 You can't expect this " reporter" to speak truth to free bags of chocolate?

Posted by: simplemind at December 28, 2015 07:19 PM (BTnAK)

210 it killed 323,999 babies in abortions.

Whew

Posted by: Baby #324,000 at December 28, 2015 07:21 PM (DL2i+)

211 Do reproductive health reporters have lots and lots of children ? Are the kids very healthy ?

Posted by: harry callaghan at December 28, 2015 07:14 PM (ZuLmn)

They're dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr McCoy at December 28, 2015 07:21 PM (0NdlF)

212 Jeb tested tough!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:22 PM (FkBIv)

213 >>>McConnell received double his land in Kentucky and a public works block grant. Ryan turned for much less.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 07:07 PM (kpqmD) <<<

Look at what Bush bought for $123k.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p4dttmb

Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 07:22 PM (D/1P4)

214 Gillian H. Turner, a former member of Bush's NSC.

Chick on The Five.....

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 28, 2015 07:24 PM (Bl4dy)

215 Sickening. Vendors do this with me all the time. They want my sales force to sell their products. Yeah, same thing. Again, sickening.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

216 nood, bitches.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 07:24 PM (AkOaV)

217 What is that, a candy cane colored coat hanger.

****

Unless you're on twitter I'm stealing this for #PlannedParenthoodSwagBags

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 28, 2015 06:51 PM (PMlgt)

Not on twitter, All yours

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (T78UI)

218 All those journalism magors all working in the propaganda industry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (45oDG)

219
214 Gillian H. Turner, a former member of Bush's NSC.

Chick on The Five.....
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 28, 2015 07:24 PM (Bl4dy)

Sounded like a Bushtafarian.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (MQEz6)

220 219--

Yes, her spirited defense of Hillary now makes sense.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (Bl4dy)

221 Ahh. They're giving out candy cane colored hangers.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 28, 2015 07:54 PM (heWut)

222 Don't they also gift them a bottle of nice Chianti?
Posted by: Roy
--------------

Probable Thread Winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 08:38 PM (oFSUK)

223 Ghouls.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (WlQGZ)

224 Calm your fat ass down, Ace. Chocolate doesn't bribe anyone but your mom.

Posted by: Palooka at December 28, 2015 09:25 PM (qDhbG)

225 Chocolate purchased with gubberment hand-outs? How about chocolate Obamas? Or chocolate fetuses?

Posted by: torabora at December 29, 2015 12:11 AM (LJFVm)

226 Lemmy Kilmister dead at 70. True story: Hawkwind hired him as a bassist even though he did not actually know how to play the bass at that time, they hired him because he did the right drugs.

Insert shameless Ace of Spades tie-in HERE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 29, 2015 05:21 AM (HMt16)

227 It's almost as if they ignored a previous flap over journalism ethics or something.

But then, a sociopath who celebrates killing unborn children has a broken moral compass, so trying to explain to her how she done fucked up probably wouldn't work.

Posted by: Saber Alter at December 30, 2015 04:32 PM (eawKK)

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