Carly Fiornia to Dogs: "Obama Ate One of Your Cousins"

Note the Correction to the below story. I'm putting up a new post because that story didn't turn out to be as important as I thought, but do note, I had it wrong; it wasn't the Washington Post reporting it.

(But I bet you they will!)

Posted by: Ace at 01:44 PM

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1 but it wasn't that; it was the "DC Examiner," which is basically an open forum for imbeciles.

Apparently no one on the entire internet can get this right:

It's just Examiner.com - not DC examiner, not Washington examiner.

Examiner.com

It is open to almost anyone who applies, but no need to shit all over it.

Remember that David Codrea broke the shit out of the Gunwalker scandal on his page on Examiner.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2015 01:45 PM (9YDUz)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 01:45 PM (6xtq3)

3 Yes! Coveted 2nd!

Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 01:46 PM (6xtq3)

4 Heh....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2015 01:48 PM (LA7Cm)

5 There's no amount of adorbzie puppeh vids that can un-uglify Fiorina.

I mean look at that FACE!!

Posted by: Let This Shit Burn Already at December 15, 2015 01:48 PM (kX61G)

6 The comments over at that link are a giant cesspool of stoopid.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 15, 2015 01:50 PM (LUgeY)

7 All the toxoplasmosis riddling my brain tells me that she cannot count on my support.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 15, 2015 01:50 PM (F26eZ)

8 The dogs had it easy.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 15, 2015 01:50 PM (/M9zY)

9 It's a cynical ploy to soften her image. And it worked, because dogs are awesome. But still.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 15, 2015 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

10 N.Y. Judge Who Struck D.C. Gun Regs Wasn't Authorized to Hear Case

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pzd5he9

Posted by: The Semi-Auto Hat at December 15, 2015 01:51 PM (vBeA5)

11 LOL

Why, oh why didn't Romney reference this in 2012? Not like there wasn't already a conversation about family pets.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 01:52 PM (NOIQH)

12 Next we'll find out that those are cats.... Ace has got to pick up his game.

Posted by: Draki at December 15, 2015 01:53 PM (0eidE)

13 Awwww....Carly being human!

I like! I like!

*looks at stopwatch*

I wonder how long she can keep it up?

Posted by: Team Daddy at December 15, 2015 01:53 PM (1xUj/)

14 /Daddy sock

Oh, and ace, don't be too hard on yourself.

Other than the wrong newspaper and the wrong island your last post was fine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 15, 2015 01:55 PM (1xUj/)

15 They go good with just a touch of soy sauce.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 15, 2015 01:55 PM (LYCUN)

16 Oh, and who hates dogs because they're unclean blah blah blah?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 01:55 PM (NOIQH)

17 Hey, if Obama can pardon a turkey, what about us?

Posted by: the dogs at December 15, 2015 01:55 PM (MZk6F)

18 And puppy says "Kennel ration doesn't mean that! It does not mean that!"

"HELP!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Happy Hysteria-days from teh Outrage Outlet! at December 15, 2015 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

19 Trump has some fine bitches.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

20 I think this story sounds irredeemably racist.

Posted by: Josh Earnest at December 15, 2015 01:56 PM (TxJGV)

21 >>16
Oh, and who hates dogs because they're unclean blah blah blah?<<

I just love to let critters that regularly munch on their own turds lick my face.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 15, 2015 01:56 PM (OZmbA)

22
It is open to almost anyone who applies, but no need to shit all over it. Remember that David Codrea broke the shit out of the Gunwalker scandal on his page on Examiner.com
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Even if there's the odd truffle in the dead leaves, it's still the free geocities homepage of online journalism. As are it's kin.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 01:57 PM (kdS6q)

23 I have it on good authority that Ted Cruz's dog has not filed taxes since 2012.

Posted by: Harry "Panel Van" Reid at December 15, 2015 01:58 PM (ppaKI)

24 If she wants her campaign to be taken seriously, she's going to need some punctuation after her first name. Like an exclamation point.

Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 01:58 PM (6xtq3)

25 Lay off Ace, guys.

He is obviously disoriented, having been up before Noon, Two(!) days in a row.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 15, 2015 01:58 PM (/M9zY)

26
Even if there's the odd truffle in the dead leaves, it's still the free geocities homepage of online journalism. As are it's kin.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 01:57 PM (kdS6q)

Geocities. Whatever happened to them?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 15, 2015 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

27 Looks like they shut down NYC schools for the same threat that LA got.

Posted by: Lauren at December 15, 2015 01:59 PM (Z/8dZ)

28 24 If she wants her campaign to be taken seriously, she's going to need some punctuation after her first name. Like an exclamation point.
Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 01:58 PM (6xtq3)

I vote for

Carly;

Not enough candidates with semicolons after their names.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 15, 2015 02:00 PM (RD7QR)

29 27 Looks like they shut down NYC schools for the same threat that LA got.
Posted by: Lauren at December 15, 2015 01:59 PM (Z/8dZ)

The old East Coast West Coast rivalry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 15, 2015 02:00 PM (kpqmD)

30 If she wants her campaign to be taken seriously, she's going to need
some punctuation after her first name. Like an exclamation point.

Carly!

Jeb?

Cruz*

Kasich<

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 02:00 PM (oVJmc)

31 Cankles are way better than dogs!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 15, 2015 02:01 PM (64LyB)

32 I hear Portugese Waterdogs are gluten free.

Posted by: wooga at December 15, 2015 02:02 PM (Vc8BX)

33 This page is threatening and I want it to be a safe space.

Posted by: MTF at December 15, 2015 02:02 PM (TxJGV)

34 Man, if Trump had said what Fiorina said, the media, Dems, and GOPe would be at their fainting couches begging for someone to take that megalomaniac out.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 15, 2015 02:02 PM (LXJ1e)

35 33 This page is threatening and I want it to be a safe space.
Posted by: MTF at December 15, 2015 02:02 PM (TxJGV)

WHO THE FUCK HIRED YOU?

Posted by: Really, really screechy snowflake at December 15, 2015 02:03 PM (RD7QR)

36
Make America great again, make America safe again!

-Donald Trump

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 15, 2015 02:04 PM (OiFtZ)

37 Jeb needs the upside-down question mark before his name and the left-facing interrogatory after.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 15, 2015 02:04 PM (MIKMs)

38
Geocities. Whatever happened to them?
Posted by: joncelli

That magic Yahoo touch.

Clearcut great swaths of Web 1.0 content when they killed it.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:04 PM (kdS6q)

39 Trump (.)Y(.)

Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 02:04 PM (6xtq3)

40 Lindsey Graham has a Purse Poodle.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

41 Hey, if Obama can pardon a turkey, what about us?

Posted by: the dogs at December 15, 2015 01:55 PM (MZk6F)
That was Obama looking out for his people.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 02:05 PM (oKE6c)

42 Now imagine Hillary!'s take on this:

"We once had a dog, which we then killed. By professionals of course."

Cats are happy to see you. They need your thumbs to run the can opener.

Posted by: Kindltot - home with a cold at December 15, 2015 02:05 PM (q2o38)

43 She looked kind of fuss-budgety a few times in that video: when she said to someone in the film crew, "You're gonna have to feed me a line," and when she held her head in her hands as the puppies raced off, maybe a few more. Not a good look.

Posted by: m at December 15, 2015 02:05 PM (d4uu4)

44
Why, oh why didn't Romney reference this in 2012? Not like there wasn't already a conversation about family pets.

Probably for the same reason he didn't double down on his "47%" remarks and call out the country's parasites for what they are - he wanted to be liked.

Romney suffered from the Dubya disease - he wanted to stay above the fray. You would have thought that, being governor of a shithole blue state like Massachusetts, he would have realized niceness to Dems is a show of weakness. As OBL said, people flock to the strong horse; hence Teh Donald's poll numbers at the moment.

Having said all that, anyone want to lay odds on the dog-eating crackhead coming up with some mean girl snark about Fiorina now?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2015 02:05 PM (X6fMO)

45 27. Nope Lauren, NYC deemed the threat not credible.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 15, 2015 02:06 PM (1OLmv)

46 Tell the chef this is low-grade dog food.

Posted by: Al Czervik at December 15, 2015 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

47 OK back again.

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:06 PM (3ZtZW)

48 "Carly; "

It's like her name is winking at you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2015 02:07 PM (LA7Cm)

49 Does a falling tree make a sound in the forest if no one hears it? Stuff that is pertinent with candidates polling at 1%.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 02:07 PM (oDCMR)

50
For you kids:

GeoCities: 1995 - 2009

Shortly before its third birthday, GeoCities expanded its storage offering from 6MB to an almost-doubled 11MB -- nearly eight entire floppy disks worth of data.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:07 PM (kdS6q)

51 There were no dogs helping me back when I dodged snipers, just me and my cankles.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 15, 2015 02:07 PM (64LyB)

52 This is more of the rabid, illogical hatred of our president, who tries his best.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at December 15, 2015 02:08 PM (LYCUN)

53 Carly!

Cruz!!

Kasich :-(

TRUMP ######

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 02:08 PM (NOIQH)

54 TRUMP$

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 02:09 PM (oVJmc)

55 Dog gone..

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 02:09 PM (n48LL)

56 Obama gave a speech today during a naturalization ceremony where he literally said that opposition to his bringing in unvetted Syrian refugees means that we're not living up to our American ideals. So if we don't agree with him we're Bad People. It ended with him saying: "In the Syrian seeking refuge today, we should see the Jewish refugee of World War II."

I wish that Obama had had the same solicitude when ISIS and other "perverters of Islam" were killing Christians in medieval ways instead of lecturing us about the Crusades.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 15, 2015 02:09 PM (r1fLd)

57 Kasich
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 02:00 PM (oVJmc)

Sanders (*)

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 15, 2015 02:10 PM (JOG+K)

58 Why, oh why didn't Romney reference this in 2012?

My fantasy: during the debates, Romney says, "Mr. President, you've raised the national debt by $X trillion (whatever it was at the time)," then turns to Obongo and asks, "Mr. President ... (dramatic pause) ... how many zeroes are there in a trillion?"

Because I'd bet my life that Obongo doesn't know. Srsly.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 02:10 PM (oKE6c)

59 woof

Posted by: Bo at December 15, 2015 02:10 PM (Dwehj)

60
Kasich :-(

I like "Kasich?"

As in, "who the hell would vote for Kasich?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2015 02:10 PM (X6fMO)

61 46 Tell the chef this is low-grade dog food.
Posted by: Al Czervik at December 15, 2015 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

Grayhounds: fast dog food.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 02:11 PM (oKE6c)

62 >>>Oh, and who hates dogs because they're unclean blah blah blah?<<<

Certainly not Barry Obama. Anyway, he cleanses his dog with salt and pepper.

Posted by: Fritz at December 15, 2015 02:11 PM (UzPAd)

63 My father the mailman often was chased by dogs.

Posted by: John Kasich at December 15, 2015 02:11 PM (OD2ni)

64 Drudge reports the Obama taxpayer-paid vacay to Hawaii is about to get underway at the cost of an average American's lifetime income, just for the AF One flight alone.

Posted by: MTF at December 15, 2015 02:12 PM (TxJGV)

65
in 1999, GeoCities underwent its largest transformation when the yet-to-become-a-punchline company Yahoo purchased it for $4.7 billion. Yahoo removed many of GeoCities' trademark assets, including the "cyber city" foundation of the service, and attempted to transform GeoCities into a profit-producing venture.

And $4.7 billion was hellabucks back in the Go Go Years.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:12 PM (kdS6q)

66 Uh, oh. Here comes the WH chef with a meat cleaver.

Posted by: Bo at December 15, 2015 02:12 PM (Dwehj)

67 "In the Syrian seeking refuge today, we should see the Jewish refugee of World War II."

===

Or, you know, the Spaniard of Cortes' era.

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:12 PM (3ZtZW)

68 56 Obama gave a speech today during a naturalization ceremony where he literally said that opposition to his bringing in unvetted Syrian refugees means...

This is one thing that really pisses me off about proggie scum. Everything MUST be political. Every event, must have politics injected into it.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 15, 2015 02:13 PM (JOG+K)

69 Yes! Coveted 2nd!

Just hang back until #1 stumbles!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 02:14 PM (mZLmb)

70 Geocities. Whatever happened to them?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 15, 2015 01:59 PM
(RD7QR)

I don't know, why don't you Ask Jeeves?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 15, 2015 02:14 PM (MZk6F)

71 Pataki { }

becoz empty set. Ah nevermind.

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:14 PM (3ZtZW)

72 >>As in, "who the hell would vote for Kasich?"

Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 02:15 PM (NOIQH)

73 I think I'm about to become some kid's school lunch. Sigh.

Posted by: Bo at December 15, 2015 02:16 PM (Dwehj)

74 >> Probably for the same reason he didn't double down on his
>> "47%" remarks and call out the country's parasites for
>> what they are - he wanted to be liked.

To that list we can add McCain's failure to make use of Obama's history in 2008.

We've seen a race-baiting, ideologically warped, and arguably crooked 'community organizer' elected, then REELECTED as a failed President, because the opposition was too afraid of being branded racist or whatever to take on the cheerleading press.

We've seen the path to defeat.

We're looking for someone and some party who knows the path to victory.

Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2015 02:16 PM (o+SC1)

75 Why do I imagine Carly saying 'Scotch, Smotch'? Or would that be Hillary?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 02:17 PM (oDCMR)

76 2nd?

All in favor?

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:17 PM (evdj2)

77 She shouldn't alienate the cat loving portion of the conservative electorate.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2015 02:17 PM (8HTq1)

78 Okay, should I?

I can still watch on Thursday at 9pm in Read D 3D Star Wars. Or at 11:20pm in Digital Cinema.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 02:17 PM (n48LL)

79 To that list we can add McCain's failure to make use of Obama's history in 2008.

There was nothing to fear!

Posted by: Senor Juan McCain at December 15, 2015 02:17 PM (Dwehj)

80
Geocities. Whatever happened to them?
Posted by: joncelli

I don't know, why don't you Ask Jeeves?
Posted by: OregonMuse

Alta Vista it, whydontcha.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:18 PM (kdS6q)

81 "In the Syrian seeking refuge today, we should see the Jewish refugee of World War II."

===

Or, you know, the Spaniard of Cortes' era.

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:12 PM (3ZtZW)

Boom.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:18 PM (evdj2)

82 BAT. SHIT. INSANE:

Why it's time to grant Isis diplomatic recognition

"History shows that diplomatic recognition of extremist governments can make them more likely to moderate their behaviour."

tinyurl.com/p8bq35n

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2015 02:19 PM (9YDUz)

83 Or, you know, the Spaniard of Cortes' era.

That is completely tweetable.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:19 PM (evdj2)

84 in 1999, GeoCities underwent its largest transformation when the yet-to-become-a-punchline company Yahoo purchased it for $4.7 billion. Yahoo removed many of GeoCities' trademark assets, including the "cyber city" foundation of the service, and attempted to transform GeoCities into a profit-producing venture.
And $4.7 billion was hellabucks back in the Go Go Years.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:12 PM (kdS6q)

Yahoo paid $4.7 billion for that garbage? What, did MySpace come free as part of the worthless property package? Idiots.

Posted by: Time Warner at December 15, 2015 02:19 PM (D5hxK)

85 Help. I have been confined in a small crate and have been hand-fed grains and fresh cut grass, for what seems like forever. And now, after fattening me up, and plying me with beer, I am beginning to think they are going to ass-rape me. Or worse. Help.

Posted by: Bo at December 15, 2015 02:19 PM (3dOE/)

86 Geocities. Whatever happened to them?
Posted by: joncelli

I don't know, why don't you Ask Jeeves?
Posted by: OregonMuse

Alta Vista it, whydontcha.

Bing!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 02:19 PM (mZLmb)

87 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFD8Ju-lLo0

"When I was a little girls I domesticated a canine, which we euthanized at the appropriate time"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2015 02:19 PM (q2o38)

88 Posted by: joncelli

I don't know, why don't you Ask Jeeves?
Posted by: OregonMuse

Alta Vista it, whydontcha.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:18 PM (kdS6q)

In the old folkes home with Tripod and web-rings

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 15, 2015 02:20 PM (JOG+K)

89 Carly would be a great VP choice. I still am baffled that the GOPe did not pick her as their go-to candidate.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:20 PM (39g3+)

90 Open borders and unlimited immigration work out great!

Posted by: Native Americans at December 15, 2015 02:20 PM (LYCUN)

91 Carly did well at attacking Hillary on the major networks ... I used to think she'd be good as VP to keep up that work, not so sure now.

Trump said "look at that face" in private with the Rolling Stone guy hanging out with them. But The View and others also complained about her face or something as bad or worse than Trump. But Trump got national coverage for a week. And Krauthammer kept claiming Trump attacked her looks in public.

They really hate Trump. But when one says "look at that face", it is more often talking about their expression, as Carly does in the dog clip.

oh well ... Carly still running for VP

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 15, 2015 02:20 PM (26Yu7)

92
I draw strength from my daughter Chelsea who was very close to the World Trade Center when the towers collapsed, and her courage and strong desire to live makes me a better candidate for the presidency.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at December 15, 2015 02:20 PM (OiFtZ)

93 Good article by Conrad Black on the The Donald.

According to Mr. Black, Trump hits at at the heart of the problem, "a corrupt, dysfunction political system and media."

Link in the nick.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 15, 2015 02:20 PM (LXJ1e)

94 Web Ferret emailed to ask if I remembered him.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:20 PM (evdj2)

95 >>becoz empty set. Ah nevermind.

LOL!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 02:21 PM (NOIQH)

96 Only in modern America is a Segway without handlebars somehow a "hoverboard"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:21 PM (39g3+)

97 Trump was right!

Posted by: Aztecs at December 15, 2015 02:21 PM (evdj2)

98 Science: the entire Obama margin of victory in both elections is attributable to behavioral changes and sub-clinical schizophrenia in voters caused by cat-borne intracranial toxoplasmosis infections.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 15, 2015 02:21 PM (k7D+q)

99 I have already sent her money. She will be a great VP.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 02:22 PM (jJRIy)

100
"In the Syrian seeking refuge today, we should see the Jewish refugee of World War II."

The left always loves Jews when they're being persecuted.

When they're fighting back. . .ehh, not so much.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2015 02:22 PM (X6fMO)

101 Ace the Examiner DC and Washington are really the same and they are conservative media
That town where the idiots live ? It us half black and votes Dem
You missed the point of the original story that Dems are idiots
Woodlawn has a per capita income of 12,600. Their property values are so low they can only go UP
NOW can we make fun of the hicks?

Posted by: Righter at December 15, 2015 02:22 PM (S7x7a)

102 Well Carly has yet another issue she is right about.

Too bad our politics are driven by glamour, etc. I think she would be a fine President.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 02:22 PM (voOPb)

103 Didn't like the bit of this video I watched. That Obama thing was pretty forced. Meh.

Posted by: Lea at December 15, 2015 02:22 PM (lIU4e)

104 Back under the stairs, Dunderkind.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:23 PM (evdj2)

105 Carly

§

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 15, 2015 02:23 PM (NeFrd)

106
And now, after fattening me up, and plying me with beer, I am beginning to think they are going to ass-rape me. Or worse. Help.

Meh. You get used to it.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 15, 2015 02:23 PM (X6fMO)

107 Team. Carly.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 15, 2015 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

108 Lycos sez hi.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 15, 2015 02:23 PM (9krrF)

109 OT: This LAUSD story just keeps getting better.

"Sexual harassment claim against L.A. Unified Supt. Cortines refiled"

http://tinyurl.com/jf4gv88

So on top of everything else, Cortines - who replaced John Deasy, who got rung up in his own right - is a shirtlifter.

The allegations stem largely from Graham's visit to Cortines' Kern County ranch in July 2010. Cortines has said that he and Graham engaged in an act of consensual "adult behavior," which Cortines characterized as bad judgment on his part.

Graham, 58, alleges that, over the course of two days, Cortines repeatedly tried to engage him in unwanted sexual behavior, and that he felt trapped.

Great role model for the kids.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 02:24 PM (oKE6c)

110 98 Science: the entire Obama margin of victory in both elections is attributable to behavioral changes and sub-clinical schizophrenia in voters caused by cat-borne intracranial toxoplasmosis infections.
Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 15, 2015 02:21 PM (k7D+q)

[Waves paw back and forth] These are not the mind control parasites you're looking for. Move along.

Posted by: Your Cat at December 15, 2015 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

111 Most Jews are lefties anyway #100 they vote dem 79% of the time

Posted by: Righter at December 15, 2015 02:24 PM (S7x7a)

112 If I had a penny for every time righter was right about something I'd be broke.

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at December 15, 2015 02:24 PM (LYCUN)

113 Why it's time to grant Isis diplomatic recognition

===

OK here's why this was completely predictable: The left has wanted a Caliphate for around a decade now so as to solve for "The Apache problem" and have someone they can make binding deals with that can, in turn, answer for the entirety of Islam as a religion. I first came across that at Winds of Change, IIRC, back around 2002-3. They think the problem is lack of a governing authority, in other words.

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:25 PM (3ZtZW)

114 *gives you the finger*

Get it? Get it? Finger.

Posted by: Compuserv at December 15, 2015 02:25 PM (evdj2)

115 If I had a face like Michelle O's, I'd shave my ass and walk backwards.

Posted by: Dog at December 15, 2015 02:25 PM (8aOqE)

116 Is it wrong that I think less of people whose "avatar" picture recently sprouted a light saber?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:25 PM (39g3+)

117 "In the Syrian seeking refuge today, we should see the Jewish refugee of World War II."

------------------------

That didn't seem to stop him from turning away Iraqi Christians, the bastard.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 15, 2015 02:25 PM (LXJ1e)

118 >>>Carly!

iCarly!

Posted by: Lea at December 15, 2015 02:25 PM (lIU4e)

119 If I had a penny for every time righter was right about something I'd be broke.

It's like a six year old interrupting your conversation.

Posted by: Compuserv at December 15, 2015 02:25 PM (evdj2)

120 Clearcut great swaths of Web 1.0 content when they killed it.
---------------------

Present company excepted.

Posted by: Mega at December 15, 2015 02:26 PM (9Du4t)

121 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:26 PM (evdj2)

122 Christopher Taylor, I would be more worried if 'they were glad to see you' with that light saber.

Or maybe at 9:40am on Friday Digital Cinema for $6.40.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 02:27 PM (n48LL)

123 I believe dogs are
better than cats, and I believe
Jesus is coming back
before she does...

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 02:28 PM (3leF2)

124 The latest trick I learned about they started using for inflation numbers during the Carter administration?

If an upgrade for a product comes out but does not charge more for it, its treated as a reduction in price.

In other words, if your phone comes out with a new version with more memory or a better camera, but does not charge more for this? Why, the CPI treats that as the price dropping, even though its the same!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:29 PM (39g3+)

125 >>"When I was a little girls I domesticated a canine, which we euthanized at the appropriate time"

That was funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 02:29 PM (/tuJf)

126 Oh, fuck you! Fuck you ALL!!!

Posted by: President Bitchy Girl at December 15, 2015 02:29 PM (YFFpo)

127
Graham, 58, alleges that, over the course of two days, Cortines repeatedly tried to engage him in unwanted sexual behavior, and that he felt trapped.

Hitting on a 58 year old guy?

"Cortines - 82"

Dude! Ick!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:29 PM (kdS6q)

128 "In the Syrian seeking refuge today, we should see the Jewish refugee of World War II."

Who screamed "Mazel Tov!" as he hosed down Parisian cafes with submachine gun fire.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Happy Hysteria-days from teh Outrage Outlet! at December 15, 2015 02:30 PM (hLRSq)

129 Why does Barack Obama lick my balls?

He muttered something about an amuse bouche.

Posted by: Bo at December 15, 2015 02:30 PM (3dOE/)

130 who the hell are these people?

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 02:30 PM (3leF2)

131 Posted by: Righter at December 15, 2015 02:22 PM (S7x7a)

******

ICD-10-CM Code F73 -

Profound intellectual disabilities

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 15, 2015 02:31 PM (NeFrd)

132 I knew she was a cat person.

Good thing cause she's going to be living with them the rest of her life.

A lot of them.

/jk (for the over sensitive that somehow manage to stick around here)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2015 02:31 PM (Xo1Rt)

133 Puppy-Cola.
The paws that refreshes!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at December 15, 2015 02:31 PM (DLIIY)

134 Should we tell Preznit Dog eater that 47% of my lifetime caloric intake came by eating turds?

Posted by: Bo at December 15, 2015 02:32 PM (smkBM)

135 129 Why does Barack Obama lick my balls?

He muttered something about an amuse bouche.
Posted by: Bo at December 15, 2015 02:30 PM (3dOE/)

I suspect he's more amused by your bouche than you are.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 15, 2015 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

136 127
Graham, 58, alleges that, over the course of two days, Cortines repeatedly tried to engage him in unwanted sexual behavior, and that he felt trapped.

Hitting on a 58 year old guy?

"Cortines - 82"

Dude! Ick!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:29 PM (kdS6q)

Vomit inducing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 02:32 PM (voOPb)

137 Should we tell Preznit Dog eater that 47% of my lifetime caloric intake came by eating turds?

You too?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 15, 2015 02:33 PM (39g3+)

138 Hmm-hm. Corn nuts. Not that damned BBQ or Ranch, either. Just loud and crunchy fried hominy b!tchez.

And a soda, which I despise.

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:33 PM (3ZtZW)

139 100

"In the Syrian seeking refuge today, we should see the Jewish refugee of World War II."

You mean the Jews on the ship that FDR refused entry to the USA.

Those Jews?

http://tinyurl.com/qeux29w

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 02:33 PM (jJRIy)

140 136 127
Graham, 58, alleges that, over the course of two days, Cortines repeatedly tried to engage him in unwanted sexual behavior, and that he felt trapped.

Hitting on a 58 year old guy?
"Cortines - 82"

Dude! Ick!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:29 PM (kdS6q)

Vomit inducing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 02:32 PM (voOPb)

Geritol - now with Viagra!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 02:34 PM (oKE6c)

141 Why, oh why didn't Romney reference this in 2012? Not like there wasn't already a conversation about family pets. Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2015 01:52 PM

In fairness, Choom Boy never claimed to have eaten the dog that rode on top of the Rombley's station wagon.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2015 02:35 PM (ykopX)

142 Ranch Corn Nuts aren't terrible but there's really no reason to do that. They're great on their own. I am pretty sure companies come up with crap like that to get more shelf space.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:35 PM (39g3+)

143 what does iCarly hope to achieve with this?

a talk show spot?

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 02:35 PM (3leF2)

144 Ranch Corn Nuts aren't terrible

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Stopped reading right there.

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:36 PM (3ZtZW)

145 Geocities. Whatever happened to them?
Posted by: joncelli
I don't know, why don't you Ask Jeeves?
Posted by: OregonMuse
Alta Vista it, whydontcha.
Posted by: rickb223
Have Carly look in her Dogpile for it.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at December 15, 2015 02:36 PM (DLIIY)

146 Corn Nuts are an abomination before the Lord.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:37 PM (evdj2)

147 not searching "ranch corn nuts" online

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 02:37 PM (3leF2)

148 Ranch Corn Nuts aren't terrible

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Stopped reading right there.
Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:36 PM (3ZtZW)

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No kidding.

Prime Rib isnt terrible.
Christmas morning isnt terrible.
Blowjobs arent terrible.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:37 PM (8XRCm)

149 speaking of abominations, did y'all know you can eat "corn smut"?

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (3leF2)

150 I like these videos that Independent Journal has been doing. There was another one earlier with several of the candidates that was cute, too.

Posted by: Y-not at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (t5zYU)

151 Corn Nuts are an abomination before the Lord.

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If He doesn't want em, that's more for me

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (3ZtZW)

152 So there is an octogenarian homosexual in charge of the LA Unified School District?

Interesting times.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (NeFrd)

153 I once bought corn nuts at the local Asian market. Garlic flavored, cooked in palm oil.

They were terrible. They tasted off, had a greasy texture, smelled of oily baked garlic, and could be heard 10 feet away as I crunched through them.

The only saving grace was that they weren't plaid.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (q2o38)

154 124 The latest trick I learned about they started using for inflation numbers during the Carter administration?

If an upgrade for a product comes out but does not charge more for it, its treated as a reduction in price.

In other words, if your phone comes out with a new version with more memory or a better camera, but does not charge more for this? Why, the CPI treats that as the price dropping, even though its the same!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:29 PM (39g3+)

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Hell yeah. The CPI prices manufacturing and design gains as deflation.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (LXJ1e)

155 Corn Nuts are an abomination before the Lord.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:37 PM (evdj2)

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Then I am an unrepentant SINNAH!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (8XRCm)

156 Profound intellectual disabilities

To quote Ronaldus Magnus, East Victor: It's not what our liberal friends don't know that's the problem, it's what they know that isn't so.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (evdj2)

157 Corn Nuts can take a molar out. Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (oDCMR)

158 Jeb prefers dogs because cats try to bury him.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 15, 2015 02:39 PM (oVJmc)

159 152 So there is an octogenarian homosexual in charge of the LA Unified School District?

Interesting times.
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No "Jolly Rancher" reference? I'm concerned about you.

Posted by: BunkerIntheBurbs at December 15, 2015 02:39 PM (kXzR8)

160 145 Geocities. Whatever happened to them?
Posted by: joncelli
I don't know, why don't you Ask Jeeves?
Posted by: OregonMuse
Alta Vista it, whydontcha.
Posted by: rickb223
Have Carly look in her Dogpile for it.

Y'all are Jumping the Shark.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 15, 2015 02:39 PM (r9tFS)

161 146
Corn Nuts are an abomination before the Lord.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:37 PM (evdj2)
i love corn nuts....i know i'm going to lose a tooth over them one day....but i still love them

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 15, 2015 02:39 PM (0O7c5)

162 I'm not eating corn smut:

http://bit.ly/1NRQ4T3

huitlacoche, a "delicacy"?

thanks I'll pass

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 02:39 PM (3leF2)

163 So there is an octogenarian homosexual in charge of the LA Unified School District?

Interesting times.

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you left out ", sexual predator" in the middle of your sentence.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

164
Corn Nuts are an abomination before the Lord.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

Ah, back in the day.

A bag of BBQ Corn Nuts and a pack of Adams Sour Orange Gum and all was right in the world.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:40 PM (kdS6q)

165 I saw the Octogenarian Homosexuals open for Missing Persons at the Pantages in 1982.

Posted by: Furious George at December 15, 2015 02:40 PM (3GAnN)

166 Generic Corn Nuts are dangerous, they are a bit too hard. Tasty enough but you fear for your teef. You know the strangest, but tastiest junk food snack?

Pork rinds. So repulsive in origin but so tasty in reality. Many foods, its best not to know what you're really eating.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:40 PM (39g3+)

167 Corn Nuts can take a molar out. Just sayin.

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That's cuz your head is made out of pudding

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 02:40 PM (3ZtZW)

168 speaking of abominations, did y'all know you can eat "corn smut"?

It's the primary ingredient in Bugles.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:41 PM (evdj2)

169 Geritol - now with Viagra!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 02:3

Damn you Jay coffee met screen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 02:41 PM (voOPb)

170 I'll stick to mortadella, thanks.

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 02:41 PM (3leF2)

171 161 146
Corn Nuts are an abomination before the Lord.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:37 PM (evdj2)
i love corn nuts....i know i'm going to lose a tooth over them one day....but i still love them

Cheapest meat?
Deer nuts. They're under a buck.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 02:41 PM (mZLmb)

172 167 Corn Nuts can take a molar out. Just sayin.

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That's cuz your head is made out of pudding
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Puddin is good eating especially when shaken.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 02:42 PM (oDCMR)

173 Dogs are for people that need emotional support.

Cats are for people that don't give shit what you or anyone thinks or feels.

All dogs go to Heaven.

All cats go to Hell.

/sarc (but there is a glimmer of truth there)

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 15, 2015 02:42 PM (1ijHg)

174 Cortines- 82
Graham- 58

Dude! That guy's old enough to be his...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 15, 2015 02:42 PM (NeFrd)

175
All right.... you guys are giving me in my low carb schtick some serious carb temptations.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:42 PM (8XRCm)

176 All cats go to Hell.

It's nice that they get to go home.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:42 PM (evdj2)

177 Pork Rinds!

One of the Eight Wonders of the Junk Food World.

Posted by: Furious George at December 15, 2015 02:42 PM (3GAnN)

178 I'll stick to mortadella, thanks.

Posted by: Feh

Ah, yes. The sandwich meat of death.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2015 02:43 PM (9YDUz)

179 sexually active at 82

I guess so

Posted by: Feh at December 15, 2015 02:43 PM (3leF2)

180
So there is an octogenarian homosexual in charge of the LA Unified School District?

So the ISIS supporters are jumping for joy that some teenager with email access scared the hell out of some ghey 80 year old dude?

Interesting times.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 15, 2015 02:43 PM (7v/r5)

181 Pork rinds. So repulsive in origin but so tasty in reality. Many foods, its best not to know what you're really eating.

Like sausage. Eat it. Don't watch it being made.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 02:43 PM (mZLmb)

182 One of the Eight Wonders of the Junk Food World.

Yeah, even the ones with the bonus bristles.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:43 PM (evdj2)

183 Ah, yes. The sandwich meat of death.

Potted meat or Underwood Deviled Ham

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 02:44 PM (mZLmb)

184 I thought pork rinds were for bass fishing?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2015 02:44 PM (q2o38)

185 Ahem.

Posted by: Armour Treet at December 15, 2015 02:45 PM (evdj2)

186 The bonus bristles were the redneck equivalent of the Special Surprise in each box of Cracker Jack.

Posted by: Furious George at December 15, 2015 02:45 PM (3GAnN)

187 Like sausage. Eat it. Don't watch it being made.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 02:43 PM (mZLmb)

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Oh man..... the pork rinds they make right out front of Cabelas. Manna from heaven when they are still warm.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:45 PM (8XRCm)

188
So there is an octogenarian homosexual in charge of the LA Unified School District?
Posted by: free range jihadist

They taking resumes?

Posted by: The Inevitable Harry Reid Joke

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:45 PM (kdS6q)

189 I tried to mix deviled ham with deviled eggs once. I figured "they're all deviled, right?"

The devils do not get along. Do not do this. I'm not joking.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:45 PM (39g3+)

190 Potted meat or Underwood Deviled Ham
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 02:44 PM (mZLmb)

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Braunshweiger for the win.... man I love that stuff.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

191 The snack that always cracked me up was trail mix. Its sold as being healthy but its even sweeter than most candy. Granola bars, same thing: its good for you! Really? Because its syrup on a stick, mom....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:46 PM (39g3+)

192 183 Ah, yes. The sandwich meat of death.

Potted meat or Underwood Deviled Ham
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 02:44 PM (mZLm

Never had Blood Sausage or Headcheese I take it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 02:47 PM (voOPb)

193 189 I tried to mix deviled ham with deviled eggs once. I figured "they're all deviled, right?" The devils do not get along. Do not do this. I'm not joking.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
______________

You had an even number--they cancelled each other out. You should have applied the mixture to some devil's food cake.

Posted by: Furious George at December 15, 2015 02:47 PM (3GAnN)

194 You better put a salmon fillet on that.

Posted by: The Bear at December 15, 2015 02:48 PM (UzPAd)

195 Brian Williams, fresh from a one-year stay on the International Space Station, returns to NBC tonight.

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 02:48 PM (VrdxH)

196 Hell yeah. The CPI prices manufacturing and design gains as deflation.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (LXJ1e)

Sugar now comes in a 4 pound bag and most boxed mixes have lost ounces. How do they measure that?

Posted by: Lea at December 15, 2015 02:48 PM (lIU4e)

197 My cat thinks she is the Queen of Sheba.

Sometimes, when she is a little too slow going out the door, I close the door on her tail.

Brings her down to earth, that does.

Just joking. I did accidentally close the door on her tail twice. Now all I have to do is get the door where she can feel it closing and she scoots.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 15, 2015 02:48 PM (1ijHg)

198 You had an even number--they cancelled each other out. You should have applied the mixture to some devil's food cake.
Posted by: Furious George at December 15, 2015 02:47 PM (3GAnN)

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Chased down with a jigger or three of Devil's Cut.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

199 Sugar now comes in a 4 pound bag and most boxed mixes have lost ounces. How do they measure that?

The CPI core that they announce every month and economists uses... doesn't count food at all. Or energy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:49 PM (39g3+)

200 DC Media and Black Lives Matter Collaborate to Disrupt Trump Events:

http://bit.ly/1NnToDT

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 02:50 PM (VrdxH)

201 152 So there is an octogenarian homosexual in charge of the LA Unified School District?

Interesting times.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 15, 2015 02:38 PM (NeFrd)

These are great days we're livin', bros!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 02:50 PM (oKE6c)

202
Point of Order.... if I may.

ALL CATS think they are "The Queen of Sheba"

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

203 One of the Eight Wonders of the Junk Food World.

Posted by: Furious George at December 15, 2015 02:42 PM

When I was a Wee Yoot, my mother bought something called "Tunies" for us. Hot dogs. Made of tuna.

That may have been the single worst thing I ate in my life. I would have eaten boiled okra instead, and I hated boiled okra.

Even though they disappeared from the market not long after that first -- and only -- package came into our house, I have felt ever since that "Tunies" should be on the all-time Memorable Junk Food list.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2015 02:50 PM (ykopX)

204 Someone mentioned SPAM?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/selection-du-weekend-170-78.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 02:50 PM (n48LL)

205 Who knew paste in a condom would taste so good?

Posted by: Sausage at December 15, 2015 02:50 PM (LYCUN)

206 "CPI treats that as the price dropping, even though its the same"

hedonic pricing ... hiding inflation ... they also like to take out items that don't help them.

Deflation is a good thing for responsible savers, but our government is irresponsible, so they will inflate out of debt, till they destroy our currency, or some such bad thing happens. They punish savers ... bastards.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 15, 2015 02:51 PM (26Yu7)

207 I love corn nuts. Check the calories. Not a "snack food"

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 02:51 PM (jJRIy)

208 There's never a good reason for eating deviled ham but under no circumstances should you mix it with Miracle Whip. Unspeakably awful.

Of course, that's true with just about anything with Miracle Whip on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

209 Samurai Pizza Cats rule.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/selection-du-weekend-170-66.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 02:52 PM (n48LL)

210 Punctuation after most of the candidates should be (_!_)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 15, 2015 02:52 PM (B8JRQ)

211 206
"CPI treats that as the price dropping, even though its the same"

hedonic pricing ... hiding inflation ... they also like to take out items that don't help them.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 15, 2015 02:51 PM (26Yu7)

Like torches, pitchforks, tar, feathers . . . .

Posted by: Bo at December 15, 2015 02:52 PM (3dOE/)

212 I love this! So charming, and witty, and great timing too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 15, 2015 02:52 PM (PMlgt)

213 Supposedly Spam has been re-designed so it has a less hideous texture. I'm too frightened to try.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:52 PM (39g3+)

214 Dogs have masters, cats have servants.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:52 PM (evdj2)

215 202

Point of Order.... if I may.

ALL CATS think they are "The Queen of Sheba"

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

And taste like gamy chicken.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2015 02:52 PM (jJRIy)

216 Of course, that's true with just about anything with Miracle Whip on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

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Ever tried a peanut butter an Miracle Whip sammich???

Suprisingly ..... tasty.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

217 What are the odds that the "Nazi" at Trumps event was a fake?

You don't see too many of them flaunting themselves in small groups. There's a reason for that.

And what ideology thinks it's fine to try to fake a incident to draw attention to the fact that those incidents don't happen often enough?

Will the media ever tell the truth again?

Will the left ever regain their sanity and become real patriots?

Can a lying douchebag hipster ever become a rational normal person?

Don't ask me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2015 02:53 PM (Xo1Rt)

218 DC Media and Black Lives Matter Collaborate to Disrupt Trump Events. Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 02:50 PM

Did anyone check to see if Wick Rilson was there?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2015 02:53 PM (ykopX)

219 Lots of kids bringing clocks to school today. Easier to close the whole school down than be called racist.

Posted by: Big Ben at December 15, 2015 02:53 PM (muDO8)

220 >>Ever tried a peanut butter an Miracle Whip sammich???

Makes me queasy just thinking about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

221 Of course, that's true with just about anything with Miracle Whip on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

Or mayo. Not a fan of either.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 02:53 PM (voOPb)

222 Of course, that's true with just about anything with Miracle Whip on it.

Its a miracle that the stuff even sells.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:54 PM (39g3+)

223 Did you guys see the photo of Cortines announcing the school closure?

He was wearing a sweatshirt and a baseball cap, and as God is my Witness, he looks for all the world like a gardener they asked to drop the leaf blower and come make a statement.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2015 02:54 PM (oKE6c)

224
When I was a Wee Yoot, my mother bought something called "Tunies" for us. Hot dogs. Made of tuna. That may have been the single worst thing I ate in my life.
Posted by: MrScribbler

brooklynbrainery.com/blog/the-strange-history-of-tuna-hot-dogs

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:54 PM (kdS6q)

225 Or mayo. Not a fan of either.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 15, 2015 02:53 PM (voOPb)

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Oh c'mon. Youre Lutheran. You never had the lime green jello with pineapple chunks covered with mayo with carrot shavings on top???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

226 >>Or mayo. Not a fan of either.

If I'm going in for a colonoscopy all I need to do is eat some mayo. Stuff cleans me out.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2015 02:55 PM (/tuJf)

227 I've wondered if chicken salad doesn't violate a Mosaic Law.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:55 PM (evdj2)

228 So, Kasich and Paul and Cristie and even Fiorina are still on the stage tonight.

And since it is CNN, the moderators will be in full attack mode.

I'm out of popcorn, but I have bourbon and potato chips.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 15, 2015 02:56 PM (1ijHg)

229 127 Hitting on a 58 year old guy?

"Cortines - 82"

Dude! Ick!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:29 PM (kdS6q)

Hey, at least it didn't violate the "half your age plus seven" rule. Barely.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 15, 2015 02:56 PM (EHU9F)

230
Tuna hot dogs.

There a Sandra Fluke pun to be made there.... but damned if I can tease it out.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 02:56 PM (8XRCm)

231 Fixerupper:

Tuna dog in a taco wrapper?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2015 02:57 PM (n48LL)

232 Like tossing a tuna down a hallway.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:57 PM (evdj2)

233 When I was a Wee Yoot, my mother bought something called "Tunies" for us. Hot dogs. Made of tuna

Must have missed that one, but it doesn't sound good.

my mom makes this jello salad with two layers. She makes ordinary Jello of one flavor with like chunk pineapple in it. Then she makes another related flavor and blends that up into like a foam, and puts that on top.

Its amazingly tasty. I made it once, its a lot of work.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 02:57 PM (39g3+)

234 Or, actually it did. Common core math.

/slinks away

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 15, 2015 02:57 PM (EHU9F)

235 I've wondered if chicken salad doesn't violate a Mosaic Law.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth!

Is there some minimum fragment size, or is there something to do with the type of plaster cementing it all together?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2015 02:58 PM (q2o38)

236 My fiance is always complaining about random cats lunging for his crotch.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 15, 2015 02:58 PM (LYCUN)

237 As with corned beef or pastrami, mortadella must be sliced paper thin and preferably layered alternately in order get the proper flavor.

The airport in Sao Paulo has a stand that makes a kick-ass sandwich.

Posted by: jwest at December 15, 2015 02:59 PM (Zs4uk)

238 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 02:54 PM

Thanks.

I think the story must be a tip-of-the-iceberg thing, or maybe just East Coast-centric.

"Tunies" showed up in SoCal circa 1955, and probably disappeared within days.

I notice the comments on the article praise the taste. But then, they're Catholics.

Maybe it's just Jews who couldn't stand the taste.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2015 02:59 PM (ykopX)

239 halibut down a hallway has better alliterative qualities though

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 15, 2015 02:59 PM (evdj2)

240 In ancient Egypt, they worshiped the cats.

The cats NEVER forgot that.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 15, 2015 02:59 PM (1ijHg)

241 Muslims don't eat dog. What's she talkin' about.

Posted by: goon at December 15, 2015 02:59 PM (gy5kE)

242 Never had Blood Sausage or Headcheese I take it?

Headcheese on ritz FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 03:00 PM (mZLmb)

243 210 Punctuation after most of the candidates should be (_!_)

(?)

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2015 03:00 PM (VrdxH)

244 Random Cats was the Brian Setzer pick-up band. They didn't really tour, they just drank widely.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2015 03:00 PM (q2o38)

245
You can tune a piano

.... but you cant tuna hot dog.

Posted by: REO Speedwagon at December 15, 2015 03:00 PM (8XRCm)

246 233 When I was a Wee Yoot, my mother bought something called "Tunies" for us. Hot dogs. Made of tuna

Must have missed that one, but it doesn't sound good.

my mom makes this jello salad with two layers. She makes ordinary Jello of one flavor with like chunk pineapple in it. Then she makes another related flavor and blends that up into like a foam, and puts that on top.

Its amazingly tasty. I made it once, its a lot of work.
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You do know Jello is horse hooves, don't you?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 03:00 PM (oDCMR)

247 You do know Jello is horse hooves, don't you?

I like to spring that on vegetarians.

...you do know what that's made out of, right?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 03:01 PM (39g3+)

248 I tell people I will eat anything that doesn't wiggle except Jello.

And then watch them work it out in their heads.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2015 03:02 PM (q2o38)

249 236 My fiance is always complaining about random cats lunging for his crotch.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 15, 2015 02:58 PM (LYCUN)

That's a nasty habit. I worry about cosmic rays, but cats seem pretty mellow.

Posted by: goon at December 15, 2015 03:02 PM (gy5kE)

250 Oh man..... the pork rinds they make right out front of Cabelas. Manna from heaven when they are still warm.

===

Ever try those microwave pork rinds? Not bad... don't always evenly cook though

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at December 15, 2015 03:02 PM (3ZtZW)

251 ...you do know what that's made out of, right?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 03:01 PM

I never liked Soylent Green Jello.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2015 03:03 PM (ykopX)

252 I'd give a tuna hot dog a try.

There's about 10,000 different type of hot dogs out there now, tuna will probably make a comeback.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 15, 2015 03:04 PM (LXJ1e)

253 "152 So there is an octogenarian homosexual in charge of the LA Unified School District?

Interesting times."

Don't look at me I'm dead.

Posted by: Zombie Gore Vidal at December 15, 2015 03:05 PM (OD2ni)

254 Boiled tuna? Never! I would rather have cats lunging for my groin.

Posted by: goon at December 15, 2015 03:05 PM (gy5kE)

255 This thread is at the stage where we are like a bunch of day laborers milling around outside a Home Depot on a Saturday morning waiting for Ace to pull up in his pick-up truck and pick 8-10 of us for a new job.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 15, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd)

256 On a healthier note, the Soba Noodle bowl at Panera is pretty good...

Posted by: jwest at December 15, 2015 03:06 PM (Zs4uk)

257 Obama: We Should See Syrian Refugees Like the Jewish Refugees of World War II

Breitbart

Ignorant Fuck. And also everyone else who spews this historically inaccurate crap. And NO ONE in the MSM calls him on it

Fuck them all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 03:06 PM (gf8BH)

258
Although Lane's company was producing 26 tons of
tunies a day it
didnt last. And thus we never got to savor the new products the company
was working on: the mar-tuni: cocktail-size tunies packed in glass jars
and sold in liquor stores; the sea-lomi: a bologna-size loaf that
failed to sell, but the company had plans to reintroduce it as a meatloaf in a can; and a Vienna sausage-sized tunie, probably great
for grilling.

www.catholicdigest.com

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 03:06 PM (kdS6q)

259 www.catholicdigest.com
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 03:06 PM (kdS6q)

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OK.... that made me LOL.

Posted by: REO Speedwagon at December 15, 2015 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

260 There's about 10,000 different type of hot dogs out there now, tuna will probably make a comeback.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 15, 2015 03:04 PM

And I hereby give you permission to eat my share of them.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2015 03:07 PM (ykopX)

261 We all know we fought WWII to save the Jews don't we?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 15, 2015 03:08 PM (oDCMR)

262 BTW, Tunies was never sold in stores, it was given away as a test to gauge product viability. Moms would pick it up with a questionnaire answering how their families like it.

I'm sure a lot of moms saw it as way to save buck with some free food for the kiddies.

Apparently an outbreak of mercury poisoning killed the project and the American Tuna Association had to pull it from the market.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 15, 2015 03:09 PM (LXJ1e)

263
.... ugg. sock.

Tuna melts are good. Tried to make a tuna omelette once.

Holy mother of god that was awful.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2015 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

264 "222 Of course, that's true with just about anything with Miracle Whip on it.

Its a miracle that the stuff even sells.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor"

My wife keeps a jar of Miracle Whip in the fridge for when her mother visits. Looking at the jar makes me queasy. MY MIL also likes bread and butter pickles (gross) and instant Sanka (even though we have a Keurig with fancy decaf inserts).

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 15, 2015 03:09 PM (OD2ni)

265 Obama ate one of your cousins

Oh, you can never have just one!

Posted by: Barack Obama, As American As Any Other Indonesian at December 15, 2015 03:09 PM (3U4+k)

266
Allright! A newspaper ad for Tunies and for Sea-lomi!

http://tinyurl.com/zvm7aqj

The google newspaper archive was shut down, but there's some gems in there for mid-century research.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 03:11 PM (kdS6q)

267 So the Syrians are industrious, they make beautiful music, they do really hard math, they believe in the same God as us, they love baseball, a tyrannical madman had tried to wipe them from the face of the Earth, things like that? Is that why we should treat them the same as the Jews? Ya' lost me there, Barack.

Posted by: goon at December 15, 2015 03:12 PM (gy5kE)

268 Ace drives a pickup truck?

Posted by: The Bear at December 15, 2015 03:13 PM (UzPAd)

269 The google newspaper archive was shut down, but there's some gems in there for mid-century research.
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Wow. I thought you all were creating some sort of Candle Cove thing, right up until I saw the ad.

Posted by: BunkerIntheBurbs at December 15, 2015 03:13 PM (kXzR8)

270 someone should do a story about how many good services have been killed by Yahoo. There's Geocities, Delicious, and an email group service that I don't remember the name of. Now they are in the process of ruining their email service and the news sucks.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 15, 2015 03:13 PM (5HBd1)

271 Nood jihadi up

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2015 03:13 PM (mZLmb)

272 157 Speaking of taking out a molar, whose bright f'ing idea was it to put UNPITTED ripe (black) olives in greek salads? Why the hell isn't the gummint on this?

Posted by: Weasel at December 15, 2015 03:14 PM (6xtq3)

273 Egyptian warplanes using Israeli airspace
Egyptian Air Force makes unprecedented flights over Israeli territory, likely with IDF cooperation, en route to bombing Islamic State targets in the Sinai.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2015 03:14 PM (gf8BH)

274
Wow. I thought you all were creating some sort of Candle Cove thing, right up until I saw the ad.
Posted by: BunkerIntheBurb

Reality is inevitably far weirder than fiction.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2015 03:14 PM (kdS6q)

275 Mmm Sea-Lomi I bet that was... awful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 03:15 PM (39g3+)

276 Speaking of taking out a molar, whose bright f'ing idea was it to put UNPITTED ripe (black) olives in greek salads?

Even the pitted black greek olives half the time have pits in them anyway. Its like Russian roulette with your teeth.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 15, 2015 03:16 PM (39g3+)

277 253 "152 So there is an octogenarian homosexual in charge of the LA Unified School District?
Interesting times."
Don't look at me I'm dead.
Posted by: Zombie Gore Vidal at December 15, 2015 03:05 PM (OD2ni)

Or me either.

Posted by: Zombie Harvey Milk at December 15, 2015 03:18 PM (oKE6c)

278 Or as cthulhu observed a few months ago, why can't we only admit Syrian women and children, and let the men fight for their own country.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 15, 2015 03:18 PM (E5UB0)

279 Slow Down, you eat too fast. Got to make the day last... Eat groovey.

Posted by: bruce at December 15, 2015 03:52 PM (M+/pj)

280 Skip to 31 seconds. LOOP it, laugh for hours.

Posted by: smileynh at December 15, 2015 04:28 PM (cwBD4)

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