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FOIST!
Posted by: I ain't got time for this shit at December 14, 2015 04:32 PM (kX61G) Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 14, 2015 04:33 PM (evdj2) 3
Finally some good news...
Posted by: donna at December 14, 2015 04:33 PM (/dSsq) 4
Dont hate me, Ace!!! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 04:33 PM (iQIUe) 5
Smelled a new thread
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2015 04:33 PM (k0xxN) 6
I'm all ready for him. RPG enema and crackers for an appetizer...
Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at December 14, 2015 04:33 PM (qSIlh) 7
I'm going the Mollie Hemingway route and have decided I hate everyone as well.
Posted by: I ain't got time for this shit at December 14, 2015 04:33 PM (kX61G) Posted by: donna at December 14, 2015 04:34 PM (/dSsq) 9
I hope the bastard hangs
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2015 04:34 PM (k0xxN) 10
Except Mollie's boobies. I really like Mollie's boobies.
Posted by: I ain't got time for this shit at December 14, 2015 04:34 PM (kX61G) 11
I hope that discovery is a bitch.
Posted by: runningrn at December 14, 2015 04:34 PM (sUP4M) 12
Bow-wow Bergdummy to face teh music? I doubts it. TFG will bail him out
Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 14, 2015 04:34 PM (yvwr7) 13
Democrats: Holding the Black Man Down Since 1928.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 14, 2015 04:35 PM (evdj2) Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2015 04:35 PM (1xUj/) Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 14, 2015 04:35 PM (evdj2) 16
I really struggle with that contempt for others, as I don't want to evince ANY leftist tendencies. But then I realize I don't disdain people for where they came from, but for the choices they make to remain ignorant, or worse, to support anti-Constitutional, anti-liberty causes.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 14, 2015 04:35 PM (dQJCS) 17
Bowe Bergdahl To Finally Be Court Martialed for Desertion and Misbehavior Before the Enemy
*** So Bergdahl deserted and helped the enemy...but what do you call giving the enemy 5 more leaders back for him? Isn't it worse then what Bergdahl did??? Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM (X7E8f) 18
Of course, if this douche bag gets convicted, Obama will give him a Presidential pardon...
Posted by: runningrn at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM (sUP4M) 19
From the sidebar:
"Telegraph: Elon Musk launches $1bn fund to save world from AI [rdbrewer]" Thanks, I'll just wait for the Butlerian Jihad. Posted by: West at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM (1Rgee) 20
A YouTube video is responsible for making the army court martial this upstanding American hero.
Posted by: Susan Rice at December 14, 2015 04:37 PM (LYCUN) 21
I guess Obama will have to wait a bit before issuing the Medal of Honor recommendation!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 14, 2015 04:37 PM (ftVQq) Posted by: Soldiers who died looking for Bergdahl at December 14, 2015 04:37 PM (nVQ5J) 23
Hey guys, we only hate the RIGHT people....am I right?
What do you mean you want to take my name off places. I was you guys before you guys were a glimmer in your grand mom's eyes!!! Posted by: Woodrow Wilson talking tot he modern left at December 14, 2015 04:37 PM (X7E8f) 24
Bowe Bergdahl walked off his base in response to an abhorrent video that we had nothing to do with.
Posted by: Hillary! at December 14, 2015 04:37 PM (1xUj/) Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 14, 2015 04:38 PM (evdj2) 26
OT - I just love the Christmas song 'Mary, Did you know'. The lyrics always make me tear up. That's all.
Posted by: IC at December 14, 2015 04:38 PM (a0IVu) 27
But he won't face a firing squad, will he? That's what the little bastard deserves, right?
Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2015 04:38 PM (b+df9) Posted by: Hrothgar at December 14, 2015 04:39 PM (ftVQq) 29
But he won't face a firing squad, will he? That's what the little bastard deserves, right?
Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2015 04:38 PM (b+df9) As does his father Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 04:39 PM (gf8BH) Posted by: Kool Aid Man at December 14, 2015 04:39 PM (2WoCi) 31
I miss him. His being around gave my backside a rest.
Posted by: Achmeds Goat at December 14, 2015 04:39 PM (c7vUv) Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 14, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2) 33
Ameeen! Ameeen!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 04:40 PM (iQIUe) 34
It's Fredo and Rice who sunk bergdahl.."Honor and Distinction" my ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 04:40 PM (gf8BH) 35
Prez Obama You did not understand me when I said 5 for one was a good deal. You were supposed to send them their 5 guys back in pieces till they gave you Bergdahl.
Posted by: Russian negotiator at December 14, 2015 04:40 PM (XtAzU) 36
.but what do you call giving the enemy 5 more leaders back for him? Isn't it worse then what Bergdahl did???Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM
The British have a certain foundation of their government that says 'the Queen can do no wrong'. Unfortunately we seem to have the same gender based policy here. Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 04:41 PM (7v/r5) 37
And I am 100% sure Fredo will pardon him as he leaves Office the last day...the coward
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 04:41 PM (gf8BH) 38
I'll just wait for the Butlerian Jihad.
___ Hey, I was just practicing my right to choice you religious bigot. Babies totally wreck your calm life of enslaving and exterminating mankind. Posted by: Erasmus at December 14, 2015 04:41 PM (X7E8f) 39
I'm going the Mollie Hemingway route and have decided I hate everyone as well.
At least you can sleep at night knowing you don't discriminate. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2015 04:41 PM (LUgeY) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 04:41 PM (fWAjv) 41
Fuck this guy in particular.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 04:42 PM (MbrzC) 42
The young Jason Bourne of the infantry?
Posted by: huerfano at December 14, 2015 04:43 PM (NSb9d) Posted by: Real Estate Ad Trying to Sell You On A Very Old Thread at December 14, 2015 04:43 PM (dciA+) Posted by: donna at December 14, 2015 04:43 PM (/dSsq) 45
Tunisia arrested and sentenced 6 college students to 3 years prison for being gay. After release, they re banished from the city for 4 years. I guess it could be worse, i.e., toss them off buildings. But Tunisia and Morocco - isnt that where the elite went to get their knobs polished and then write novels about it? Anyway, Tunisia had two very serious terrorist attacks this year: At the Bardo and then on the beach. Cant believe they are worried about consensual cornholing in private.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 04:44 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: MSM Reporters at December 14, 2015 04:44 PM (jJRIy) 47
Another leftard policy triumph.
Posted by: maddogg at December 14, 2015 04:44 PM (xWW96) 48
I'm all ready for him. RPG enema and crackers for an appetizer...
Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at December 14, 2015 04:33 PM (qSIlh) Me and you, and a Prog named Bowe... Posted by: RPG Enema at December 14, 2015 04:44 PM (CPHkQ) 49
20 A YouTube video is responsible for making the army court martial this upstanding American hero.
Posted by: Susan Rice at December 14, 2015 04:37 PM (LYCUN) _________________ Yes, isn't Rice the same skank who went on t.v. on the Sunday after the Rose Garden ceremony with the traitor's parents, and said that Bergdahl had "served honorably and with distinction?" He distinguished himself all right -- as a weasel and a coward and a traitor. I hope he gets a harsh sentence. (Not that I believe he'll serve it; the Traitor-in-Chief will surely pardon him as he minces his gay ass out the WH door in January 2017). Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 04:45 PM (a31sM) 50
If bowe bergdahl is not a traitor his head would not still be attached to his neck.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 14, 2015 04:45 PM (z/Ubi) 51
Remember how long they delayed putting Maj hasan on trial.
This was done because the dear leader is tanking again. They'll drag this out. Also: look for leftists to suddenly give a shit about due process again. Posted by: Blue Hen at December 14, 2015 04:47 PM (326rv) 52
Yes, isn't Rice the same skank who went on t.v. on the Sunday after the Rose Garden ceremony with the traitor's parents, and said that Bergdahl had "served honorably and with distinction?"
I believe you are correct. And IIRC, Dad Traitor was recently Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2015 04:47 PM (LUgeY) 53
"Telegraph: Elon Musk launches $1bn fund to save world from AI [rdbrewer]"
Thanks, I'll just wait for the Butlerian Jihad. Posted by: West at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM (1Rgee) Isn't the real risk Natural Stupidity? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2015 04:47 PM (CPHkQ) 54
My ratings are going to be YUGE!
Posted by: Sarah Koenig at December 14, 2015 04:47 PM (cgxNI) 55
Guys, guys. He couldn't have done anything wrong. He smokes a pipe and wears hat and wears hats at a jaunty angle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 14, 2015 04:47 PM (9YDUz) 56
The ONLY bone I'd throw berghdahl's way is that he should NEVER have been in the Army, having washed out of the Coast Guard on a mental. The people running Army recruiting back then must be working for the TSA or Homeland Security now
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 04:48 PM (gf8BH) 57
It's a mainstay of all royal systems that the King is sovereign, the only man who *can* judge his own case.
England was somewhat unique in that a bunch of barons crammed the magna-carta up the King's arse in 1215. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2015 04:48 PM (Wghqr) 58
'Contemptible You' is one of Billy Strayhorn's best tunes.
Posted by: Garrett at December 14, 2015 04:49 PM (He5Mi) 59
Its going to be pretty tough to prove this to be untrue, based on all I know. My guess is the witnesses are backing up ten deep in the lobby eager to nail this turd.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 14, 2015 04:49 PM (39g3+) 60
I hope he gets life in jail.
Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 04:49 PM (sj3Ax) 61
but what do you call giving the enemy 5 more leaders back for him? Isn't
it worse then what Bergdahl did???Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM What's worse is voting for the kind of fool who would do such a thing. Twice. Posted by: pep at December 14, 2015 04:50 PM (LAe3v) 62
Bowe Bergdahl To Finally Be Court Martialed for Desertion and Misbehavior Before the Enemy and For Having Split Ends, but mostly...
Also, I'm having a Hate sale today. Hate one, get two more to Hate for free. With a crazy deal like this, you can't afford to not Hate. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2015 04:50 PM (gyKtp) 63
I think I mentioned this in the other thread, but that 'Serial' podcast that people were listening to last year is doing their second season on Bergdahl's case. Sounds like it's going to be a whitewash.
Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 04:50 PM (lIU4e) 64
The last paragraph makes me sad, and, even sadder that I agree.
Posted by: Clarney at December 14, 2015 04:50 PM (dgO4h) 65
#JustSayNoToConvictingBowe
Posted by: Marie Harf at December 14, 2015 04:51 PM (LYCUN) 66
16 I really struggle with that contempt for others, as I don't want to evince ANY leftist tendencies. But then I realize I don't disdain people for where they came from, but for the choices they make to remain ignorant, or worse, to support anti-Constitutional, anti-liberty causes.
This. I never have suffered fools well. You're not a fool because where you came from. Posted by: Golfman at December 14, 2015 04:51 PM (48QDY) 67
You know, this really doesn't seem fair.
Posted by: Private Eddie Slovik at December 14, 2015 04:51 PM (LAe3v) 68
'Contemptible You' is one of Billy Strayhorn's best tunes.
Hmm. I always assumed his name was spelled "Straithairn" or something. But I just looked it up. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2015 04:51 PM (1xUj/) 69
Oh! Read the NYtimes article about serial and they're also doing a movie about this idiot. The same guy who did the hurt locker. So.
Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 04:51 PM (lIU4e) 70
I think I mentioned this in the other thread, but that 'Serial' podcast that people were listening to last year is doing their second season on Bergdahl's case. Sounds like it's going to be a whitewash.
Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 04:50 PM (lIU4e) Not sure who told him to do that podcast...it's going to further bury him..Stupid Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 04:52 PM (gf8BH) 71
That said, I've joined the left in despising a vast number of Americans, and thinking of them only with contempt. At this point, I only disagree with them on who should be held in contempt.
At least we can all agree on the Irish. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2015 04:52 PM (8ZskC) 72
Ace, you are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 14, 2015 04:52 PM (nSW/N) 73
Wow. Count me among those Americans who didn't think this would happen and that he'd get the Cindy Sheehan absolute moral authority treatment.
Posted by: WTFO at December 14, 2015 04:53 PM (GxhCK) Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2015 04:53 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 04:53 PM (jJRIy) 76
but what do you call giving the enemy 5 more leaders back for him? Isn't
Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM Treason. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2015 04:54 PM (zc3Db) 77
18-1,
I'd call that Treason. Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 04:54 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2015 04:54 PM (1xUj/) 79
If you get drunk at lunch and sleep it off, can you get drunk after work?
-------- Absolutely. It's the Moron Way. Posted by: Old Blue at December 14, 2015 04:54 PM (9iR5/) 80
Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 04:54 PM (sj3Ax)
Ha! Beat you by thaaaat much! Better luck next time Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2015 04:55 PM (zc3Db) 81
"Also, I'm having a Hate sale today. Hate one, get two more to Hate for
free. With a crazy deal like this, you can't afford to not Hate." Is this anything like the sale that one of Cheech Marin's characters was advertising in Dusk Before Dawn? Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 14, 2015 04:55 PM (nSW/N) 82
In the year after getting out of prison and finding a dishonorable discharge, and the notoriety qualifies him for very little, he'll be picked up by the local police for giving blowjobs for five dollars, sorry, a pretzel behind Walmart.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2015 04:55 PM (GGCsk) Posted by: Garrett at December 14, 2015 04:55 PM (He5Mi) Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 04:55 PM (sj3Ax) 85
Of course, if this douche bag gets convicted, Obama will give him a Presidential pardon...
Posted by: runningrn at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM (sUP4M) If not, President Hillary Clinton will pardon him in December 2020, after her re-election. Posted by: rd at December 14, 2015 04:55 PM (Sffn6) 86
How dare you bigots try to break up a happy family. We were going to adopt.
Posted by: Bowe Bergdhal's Taliban Husband at December 14, 2015 04:56 PM (/FOB4) 87
Oh! Read the NYtimes article about serial and they're also doing a movie about this idiot. The same guy who did the hurt locker. So.
Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 04:51 PM (lIU4e) -------- Tentative title: The Fudge Packer. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 14, 2015 04:56 PM (/f6Nd) 88
Interesting. I will be playing cards with some military guys this coming Sat. They work at Ft. Leavenworth, so it should be quite the eye opener as to how they feel.
Posted by: HH at December 14, 2015 04:56 PM (DrCtv) 89
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at December 14, 2015 04:56 PM (GwIKd) 90
#28-
Hrothgar, This is a video of "Mary, did you know?" I think the woman singing it is the same person who wrote it. The other poster could put up the lyrics, but I think it's nice to hear an actual performance: http://preview.tinyurl.com/hdb54e5 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 04:57 PM (No/ki) 91
Am I the only one that PJ Media takes forever to load?
Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 04:57 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 14, 2015 04:57 PM (sqs5K) 93
69 Oh! Read the NYtimes article about serial and they're also doing a movie about this idiot. The same guy who did the hurt locker. So.
Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 04:51 PM (lIU4e) Yeah, I read a few of the comments at the Times. Pathetic. Posted by: West at December 14, 2015 04:58 PM (1Rgee) Posted by: Bowe Bergdhal's Taliban Husband at December 14, 2015 04:58 PM (/FOB4) 95
No question we should bring him back. Maybe even hang him ourselves.
But SCOTUS made a mockery of the entire military with his statements and press conferences- all for political cover to empty GITMO. He set a precedent that will hurt us for years to come. I hope his asshole stings from this and the trial is stretched out long enough to avoid a pardon. Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2015 04:58 PM (GGCsk) 96
POTUS. I couldn't see through the spittle..
Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2015 04:59 PM (GGCsk) Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at December 14, 2015 04:59 PM (qSIlh) 98
@90, Thanks FenelonSpeak. It's a great song.
Posted by: IC at December 14, 2015 04:59 PM (a0IVu) 99
General Abrams. One of the few men left with courage...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2015 04:59 PM (GGCsk) 100
The Primordial Pair,
Tied! Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 04:59 PM (sj3Ax) 101
So it has always been with the status-craving left. Like KKK members, they are constantly singling out particular groups and stating that those groups are beneath them, in order to elevate themselves.
Ace, the KKK was the armed militant wing of the Democrat Party since the KKK was formed in the late 1860's. They shot, killed, and lynched Republicans throughout the South. Posted by: rd at December 14, 2015 05:00 PM (Sffn6) 102
re 95: do you mean POTUS?
Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at December 14, 2015 05:00 PM (qSIlh) 103
Like others have said the fact that He retained His head after all that time with the muzzies says he was no "prisoner."
Posted by: donna at December 14, 2015 05:00 PM (/dSsq) 104
The ONLY bone I'd throw berghdahl's way is that he should NEVER have been in the Army, having washed out of the Coast Guard on a mental. The people running Army recruiting back then must be working for the TSA or Homeland Security now
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 04:48 PM (gf8BH) I used to work with a guy who was kicked out of three branches of the military - THREE - in the span of 22 months, all on the basis of being batshit crazy. First the Army (he was in Officer's Candidate School, and they hauled him off in a straightjacket), then the Army National Guard, and then somehow the Air National Guard. Finally put him out and made it stick - but he gets disability at 70% of his pay at his highest rank. So, no, the Army seems to have a bit of a problem culling its recruits. Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 14, 2015 05:00 PM (cDs+4) 105
Pj media loads fine for me, have seen complaints of site ads sucking load times.
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2015 05:01 PM (k0xxN) Posted by: Bowe B at December 14, 2015 05:01 PM (GGCsk) 107
Am I the only one that PJ Media takes forever to load?
Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 04:57 PM (sj3Ax) So not touching that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2015 05:01 PM (CPHkQ) 108
This story will go down the memory hole in the next day or two. You're welcome Mr. President!
Posted by: Marilyn Mosby at December 14, 2015 05:01 PM (LYCUN) 109
Like others have said the fact that He retained His head after all that time with the muzzies says he was no "prisoner."
Posted by: donna Oh, he was a prisoner...of love. Posted by: Bowe Bergdhal's Taliban Husband at December 14, 2015 05:01 PM (/FOB4) 110
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2015 04:55 PM (zc3Db)
I apologize. I didn't type in full name. Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 05:01 PM (sj3Ax) 111
If I can get ace to hate me, I might be awarded my own show on MSNBC
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 14, 2015 05:02 PM (Dwe7n) 112
99 General Abrams. One of the few men left with courage...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2015 04:59 PM (GGCsk) ...whose career is effectively over for going against Dear Leader's wishes. Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 14, 2015 05:02 PM (cDs+4) Posted by: Yo! at December 14, 2015 05:02 PM (GwIKd) 114
How conveeeeenient Bergdahl just happens to be getting hours and hours of free PR by being the subject of the next "Serial" podcast series.
Just don't know how that happened.... Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 05:02 PM (NOIQH) 115
Why not desertion in the face of the enemy?
Or is that just some hollywood crap I seen on one too many war movies? Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 14, 2015 05:03 PM (sqs5K) 116
Thanks, I'll just wait for the Butlerian Jihad.
Posted by: West at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM (1Rgee) ----- The Spice must flow. Posted by: The Guild at December 14, 2015 05:03 PM (6n332) 117
You have to ask yourself, why now? Serial just starting up with his story? The military having it up to here with the JEF?
Posted by: the guy that wonders about the timing of everything at December 14, 2015 05:03 PM (cgxNI) 118
Squeal! Squeal like a goat! Louder!
Posted by: Achmed the Cornholer at December 14, 2015 05:03 PM (/f6Nd) 119
I apologize. I didn't type in full name.
Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 05:01 PM (sj3Ax) You typed in more than I would have. Just because I pick a long nic doesn't mean that anyone is obligated to use it. You can just call me "pop". Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2015 05:04 PM (zc3Db) 120
Well, I lay my head on the railroad track
Waiting on the double E But the train don't run by here no more Bowe, Bowe pitiful me Bowe, Bowe pitiful me Bowe, Bowe pitiful me Oh, these boys won't let me be Lord, have mercy on me Woe, woe is me Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2015 05:05 PM (gyKtp) 121
That said, I've joined the left in despising a vast number of Americans, and thinking of them only with contempt. At this point, I only disagree with them on who should be held in contempt.
I hold almost all of America in contempt. But not Ace. I pity Ace, especially when he is dry humping Rubio's garbage can. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 14, 2015 05:05 PM (/HC6x) 122
I've adopted a new personal policy towards others, generally all liberals, I like to call 'open hostility'.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2015 05:05 PM (e3bId) 123
Ace has finally recognized the Irish Menace for what it is.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 14, 2015 05:05 PM (TJCSB) 124
If you get drunk at lunch and sleep it off, can you get drunk after work?
It depends. How many hands am I holding up? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2015 05:05 PM (LUgeY) 125
Bergdahl should cop an insanity plea. Claim that he thought they were in Alaska, not Afghanistan, and that he just wanted to go out and cuddle with the bears, like that Treadwell dude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2015 05:05 PM (CPHkQ) 126
Oh, fuck you! Fuck you ALL!!!
Posted by: President Bitchy Girl at December 14, 2015 05:05 PM (YFFpo) 127
I think I mentioned this in the other thread, but that 'Serial' podcast that people were listening to last year is doing their second season on Bergdahl's case. Sounds like it's going to be a whitewash.
Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 04:50 PM (lIU4e) Not sure who told him to do that podcast...it's going to further bury him..Stupid Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 04:52 PM (gf8BH) Maybe Bowe and his POS lawyer thought the fix was in? The prosecutor should enter all the show into the court record, good, bad, indifferent. Let his own words and actions convict him. Unfortunately it is not "hang him." Posted by: rd at December 14, 2015 05:06 PM (Sffn6) 128
Ace has finally recognized the Irish Menace for what it is.
They're nothing compared to those filthy snowback icebillies. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 14, 2015 05:06 PM (39g3+) 129
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 04:57 PM (No/ki)
Thanks, I can't get it to play right now, but I'll try later. Posted by: Hrothgar at December 14, 2015 05:06 PM (ftVQq) 130
>> Serial just starting up with his story? The military having it up to here with the JEF?
I read that they've already recorded 25 hours of interview time, so that would mean they're at the editing stage (or it's already canned?). How do you say - "I question the timing!!" Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 05:06 PM (NOIQH) 131
Hrothgar,
This is a video of "Mary, did you know?" I think the woman singing it is the same person who wrote it. The other poster could put up the lyrics, but I think it's nice to hear an actual performance: http://preview.tinyurl.com/hdb54e5 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 04:57 PM (No/ki) =============================================== That's a lovely version, thank you. I had dinner with her once, back in the 80's. Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 05:06 PM (dFi94) 132
If I can get ace to hate me, I might be awarded my own show on MSNBC
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 14, 2015 05:02 PM (Dwe7n) You might accidentally get ratings so.....no. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 14, 2015 05:06 PM (/HC6x) 133
Bergdahl should cop an insanity plea. Claim that he thought they were in Alaska, not Afghanistan, and that he just wanted to go out and cuddle with the bears, like that Treadwell dude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon He likes cuddling with bears. Posted by: Bowe Bergdhal's Taliban Husband at December 14, 2015 05:07 PM (/FOB4) 134
That's a lovely version, thank you. I had dinner with her once, back in the 80's.
Was she singing or just having dinner? :^) I like her voice very much and it is a nice song. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 05:08 PM (No/ki) 135
He will make the best cellmate bradly Manning could ask for.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 14, 2015 05:08 PM (6Ll1u) 136
If I can get ace to hate me, I might be awarded my own show on MSNBC
Judging from Melissa Harris Perry, your best bet is to go to the job interview after doing a hit of acid. Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 14, 2015 05:08 PM (LYCUN) 137
>>Not sure who told him to do that podcast...it's going to further bury him..Stupid
Eh, it gives him hours and hours to demonstrate what a misguided, war is hell for a person with a conscience soldier - may well make him a sympathetic character for the Left. They do love their disillusioned, PSTD soldier-victims. He is the exact opposite of a warrior such as Marcus Luttrell. Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 05:08 PM (NOIQH) 138
Help! I need some guidance on appropriate protocols from my friends.
Traitors and deserters get hanged, and enemy spies get the firing squad. Is that right, or do I have that bass-ackwards? Its starting to look like we're going to need to be straight on that point. Posted by: Qoheleth at December 14, 2015 05:08 PM (iIzG7) 139
POP,
Thanks! Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 05:09 PM (sj3Ax) 140
They should get him a CAIR lawyer like the ones from San Bernadino.
*sounds of firing squad at dawn* Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant buying dried foods at December 14, 2015 05:09 PM (k8tEg) 141
Was she singing or just having dinner? :^)
I like her voice very much and it is a nice song. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 05:08 PM (No/ki) =============================================== She was a friend of a friend. I recall her playing around with a couple of melodies during dessert - nothing formal. Very sweet. Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 05:09 PM (dFi94) 142
Traitors and deserters get hanged, and enemy spies get the firing squad. Is that right, or do I have that bass-ackwards? Its starting to look like we're going to need to be straight on that point.
Posted by: Qoheleth Deserters are shot, spies are hanged. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 14, 2015 05:10 PM (/FOB4) 143
I listened to the podcast over the weekend. The guy is bat shit crazy.
Posted by: yeah - I admit it at December 14, 2015 05:10 PM (cgxNI) 144
Oh. Great. You can get a template over your profile pic of a lightsaber. To show how much a brainless pop culture lemming you are.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 14, 2015 05:10 PM (39g3+) 145
Hangin's too good for him!
Posted by: Hanover Fist at December 14, 2015 05:10 PM (sqs5K) 146
I'm going the Mollie Hemingway route and have decided I hate everyone as well.
But mostly lawyers. Mostly lawyers. Posted by: AmishDude at December 14, 2015 05:10 PM (Xd2w5) 147
I think Bergdahl was a chai boy of the toleehban.
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 05:10 PM (cbfNE) 148
Traitors and deserters get hanged, and enemy spies
get the firing squad. Is that right, or do I have that bass-ackwards? Its starting to look like we're going to need to be straight on that point. Posted by: Qoheleth at December 14, 2015 05:08 PM (iIzG7) And for enemy spies who treasonously desert, there is the ultimate sanction: death by bunga-bunga! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2015 05:11 PM (CPHkQ) 149
I used to work with a guy who was kicked out of three branches of the military - THREE - in the span of 22 months, all on the basis of being batshit crazy. First the Army (he was in Officer's Candidate School, and they hauled him off in a straightjacket), then the Army National Guard, and then somehow the Air National Guard. Finally put him out and made it stick - but he gets disability at 70% of his pay at his highest rank. So, no, the Army seems to have a bit of a problem culling its recruits.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 14, 2015 05:00 PM (cDs+4) A warm body is a warm body. Why do you think some recruiters are not just like your average bureaucrat? I just followed procedure, not my fault, it all counts towards 20. Posted by: rd at December 14, 2015 05:11 PM (Sffn6) 150
I think Bergdahl was a chai boy of the toleehban.
Lends a whole new meaning to the term, "tea time." Although he's probably too old. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2015 05:12 PM (LUgeY) 151
Traitors and deserters get hanged, and enemy spies get the firing squad. Is that right, or do I have that bass-ackwards? Its starting to look like we're going to need to be straight on that point. Posted by: Qoheleth>>> Just do both to be sure. Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 14, 2015 05:12 PM (XtAzU) 152
The Serial podcast is produced by This American Life, which is part of ---wait for it ---NPR!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 05:12 PM (NOIQH) 153
If I can get ace to hate me, I might be awarded my own show on MSNBC
I think you get more attention to your thoughts here than you would a show. Less pay, though. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 14, 2015 05:12 PM (39g3+) 154
I think Bergdahl was a chai boy of the toleehban.
Posted by: votermom We called him PBR because we always got him in the can. Posted by: Bowe Bergdhal's Taliban Husband at December 14, 2015 05:12 PM (/FOB4) 155
"I think Bergdahl was a chai boy of the toleehban."
Did you misspell "catamite," or are the two terms synonymous? Posted by: Qoheleth at December 14, 2015 05:12 PM (iIzG7) 156
The same guy who did the hurt locker.
The guy what did Hurt Locker was a girl. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2015 04:54 PM (1xUj/) Me reading article: skim skim skim... Ok, it's 'mr. boal'. who is an academy award winning screenwriter and producer, according to nytimes...says he wrote the hurt locker and zero dark thirty. Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 05:12 PM (lIU4e) 157
I'm sensing a disturbance in the thread.
Posted by: GnuBreed brings his shillelagh to the thread, just in case at December 14, 2015 05:13 PM (gyKtp) 158
>>> Do they have goats at Leavenworth?
Not that I'm aware of, but there is a rather hidden graveyard where a bunch of Nazi's that were hanged are buried. Oddly enough there is a historical marker next to the graveyard. But you can't get on base to find it... Posted by: HH at December 14, 2015 05:13 PM (DrCtv) 159
Synonyms
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 05:13 PM (cbfNE) 160
I think Bergdahl was a chai boy of the toleehban.
He didn't need to go to Afghanistan if that's what he was looking for. Posted by: Shep Smith at December 14, 2015 05:13 PM (LYCUN) 161
Thanks for clarifying that, Ludwig; we don't put either one into practice often enough for me to remember. And if the trial takes more that thirteen months, there won't be a Presidential pardon.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 14, 2015 05:13 PM (iIzG7) 162
Smells like squirrel...
Posted by: cajun caret at December 14, 2015 05:14 PM (UZQM8) 163
It seems serving with "honor and distinction" has a different meaning within the Zero administration than in previous administrations.
Posted by: maddogg at December 14, 2015 05:14 PM (xWW96) 164
It's a social marking cue to decry the inferiority of other Americans.
I'm old enough to remember when it wasn't that way at all. We were united as one people, mostly. *sigh* I miss the old days... Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2015 05:15 PM (LUgeY) 165
Bergdahl should cop an insanity plea. Claim that he thought they were in Alaska, not Afghanistan, and that he just wanted to go out and cuddle with the bears, like that Treadwell dude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2015 05:05 PM (CPHkQ) That is why those ibnterviews he is doing are so crazy...he is locking himself into a position..but good, I'd hang him Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 05:15 PM (gf8BH) 166
>>Ok, it's 'mr. boal'. who is an academy award winning screenwriter and producer, according to nytimes...says he wrote the hurt locker and zero dark thirty.
Oh, now it makes even more sense. If you recall, Boal and the female director were given access to all sorts of secret docs by the Obama admin to make Zero Dark Thirty. Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 05:15 PM (NOIQH) 167
Ok, it's 'mr. boal'. who is an academy award winning screenwriter and producer, according to nytimes...says he wrote the hurt locker and zero dark thirty.
Posted by: Lea Ah. By "the girl what did the Hurt Locker" I mean the director, James Cameron's ex-wife, whose name is... *scramble, scramble, look things up* Kathryn Bigelow. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2015 05:15 PM (1xUj/) 168
I really think the Disney hype machine is in danger of saturating the market and making people hate Star Wars. Ease back the throttle guys.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 14, 2015 05:15 PM (39g3+) 169
"116 Thanks, I'll just wait for the Butlerian Jihad.
Posted by: West at December 14, 2015 04:36 PM (1Rgee) ----- The Spice must flow. Posted by: The Guild at December 14, 2015 05:03 PM (6n332)" I can't believe that Erasmus posts here. Plus that he hasn't forgotten by now. Posted by: West at December 14, 2015 05:16 PM (1Rgee) 170
White guilt is the premise of our modern culture now. It's been taught in our schools for five decades. It's the default tenet of our news media, politics, dramatists and comedians. Whiteness == evil == violence == imperialism == colonialism == exploitation. Progressives have always believed this, but now it's reached the point where you can't find even one plain old Democrat who doesn't believe it. Even among conservatives, white-identitarians are unwelcome (around here, they're called "supremacists" for some reason.) For most white Americans now, hatred of the white race is a required, orgiastic, ethnomasochistic ritual of daily self-flagellation.
Posted by: gp at December 14, 2015 05:16 PM (mk9aG) 171
He cried when they sent him home coz he was sad to leave his bfs.
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 05:16 PM (cbfNE) 172
I think Bergdahl was a chai boy of the toleehban.
He didn't need to go to Afghanistan if that's what he was looking for. Posted by: Shep Smith at December 14, 2015 05:13 PM (LYCUN) Except Bowe was looking for MEN, not perfumed eunuchs Sheppy. Posted by: Taliban Pederasts at December 14, 2015 05:16 PM (Sffn6) 173
A warm body is a warm body. Why do you think some recruiters are not just like your average bureaucrat? I just followed procedure, not my fault, it all counts towards 20.
Posted by: rd at December 14, 2015 05:11 PM (Sffn6) it is not the recruiters, it is whomever cleared him to enlist further up the chain. Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 05:16 PM (gf8BH) 174
I saw the Hurt Locker. I thought it was bullshit.
Posted by: maddogg at December 14, 2015 05:16 PM (xWW96) 175
"I really think the Disney hype machine is in danger of saturating the market and making people hate Star Wars."
The only good thing about Disney buying the franchise is now Leia is a Disney Princess. Posted by: Qoheleth at December 14, 2015 05:17 PM (iIzG7) 176
OT: from Hot Air link "Suddenly,
the Republican Party's best hope could be a man hell-bent on transforming it: a senator who openly spars with fellow GOP colleagues, and has campaigned by painting its leaders as spineless and feeble."The GOP establishment, confronted by a recalcitrant electorate that refuses to leave Donald Trump, is being forced to take a fresh look at Ted Cruz, a man with grassroots strength in key early primary states and few friends in Washington.Suddenly, the Republican Party's best hope could be a man hell-bent on transforming it: a senator who openly spars with fellow GOP colleagues, and has campaigned by painting its leaders as spineless and feeble." A-hunhhhh Posted by: pep at December 14, 2015 05:17 PM (LAe3v) 177
What has Bowe Berdahl been doing since the the Rose Garden performance of his parents with Obama?
Just been free to go about his business?. I haven't been following this story closely so I don't know. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 05:17 PM (No/ki) 178
>>It seems serving with "honor and distinction" has a different meaning within the Zero administration than in previous administrations.
I think those words mean *nothing* to this administration. It's about creating a narrative, and they'll insert whatever words work best promote the desired narrative. That's all. Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 05:17 PM (NOIQH) 179
re 148: never heard "bunga-bunga" for that meaning. There's a Bugs Bunny cartoon in which he and what I presume is an Abo yell "unga-bunga-bunga!" at each other.
I was thinking of "death by Snu-Snu!" Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at December 14, 2015 05:17 PM (qSIlh) 180
168 Too Late!
Posted by: rd at December 14, 2015 05:18 PM (Sffn6) 181
Ah. By "the girl what did the Hurt Locker" I mean the director, James Cameron's ex-wife, whose name is...
*scramble, scramble, look things up* Kathryn Bigelow. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2015 05:15 PM (1xUj/) Gotcha. Was obviously not being very specific myself! Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 05:18 PM (lIU4e) 182
Eh, it gives him hours and hours to demonstrate what a misguided, war is hell for a person with a conscience soldier - may well make him a sympathetic character for the Left. They do love their disillusioned, PSTD soldier-victims. He is the exact opposite of a warrior such as Marcus Luttrell.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 05:08 PM (NOIQH) Didn't they already attempt the "His unit was a bunch of monsters" PR push a little while after he was released? Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2015 05:18 PM (z/Ubi) 183
If you recall, Boal and the female director were given access to all sorts of secret docs by the Obama admin to make Zero Dark Thirty.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 05:15 PM (NOIQH) Ooooh. So, that fits with a whitewash on Bergdahl then...and cozy with the administration. Everything is a plot! Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 05:19 PM (lIU4e) Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 14, 2015 05:19 PM (39g3+) 185
They shot, killed, and lynched Republicans throughout the South.
Posted by: rd at December 14, 2015 05:00 PM (Sffn6) So...Second look? Posted by: Harry Reid at December 14, 2015 05:20 PM (Zu3d9) 186
I'm listening to song now.
Thank you, Fenelon. Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2015 05:20 PM (sj3Ax) 187
Oh, of course you'll love it! And, if you don't, we will beat you over the head with it in every facet of society until you do! So save us the trouble, not to mention the bucks, and love it right off the bat, okay?
Posted by: The Disney Hype Machine at December 14, 2015 05:21 PM (YFFpo) 188
@176
Well, that was a hot mess, but I think you get the picture. I posted this morning that the times, they are a'changin'. Wheels in motion, etc. I think this is proof positive. Cruz looks good in comparison to the Donald, and that's all upside. Trump has been extremely helpful, but he's not a President. Nonetheless, he has dramatically shifted the Overton window, and Cruz is the beneficiary. Not to mention the rest of the country. Posted by: pep at December 14, 2015 05:21 PM (LAe3v) 189
Nood.
Posted by: johnd01 at December 14, 2015 05:21 PM (ukNFU) 190
You're welcome, Carol. Nice song for Christmas. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 05:21 PM (No/ki) 191
I was thinking of "death by Snu-Snu!"
Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at December 14, 2015 05:17 PM (qSIlh) "Very well" said the savage chieftain, "So be it. Death by bunga-bunga!" Posted by: just the punchline at December 14, 2015 05:21 PM (CPHkQ) 192
So save us the trouble, not to mention the bucks, and love it right off the bat, okay?
Only if Ariel loses the clamshells. Then we have a deal. Posted by: pep at December 14, 2015 05:23 PM (LAe3v) 193
*this contains a Hurt Locker spoiler*
*also, pfffft, if you haven't seen it by now you ought not mind the spoiler* I'm still kind of blown away by the opening to Hurt Locker. I didn't really know what was going on or what to expect. Guy Pearce comes out in a bomb suit. Oh good, I like Guy Pearce. This is going to be a Guy Pearce movie about 'splodey stuff. *splode* Wait, whut? They 'sploded Guy Pearce in the first scene? I did quite like the Jeremy Renner character but it took me a while to get over the fact that they'd just 'sploded Guy Pearce. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2015 05:24 PM (1xUj/) 194
What has Bowe Berdahl been doing since the the Rose Garden performance of his parents with Obama?
Just been free to go about his business?. I haven't been following this story closely so I don't know. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 05:17 PM (No/ki) he is on active duty somewhere in Texas I think...yeah and mostly free to wonder...remember he was near a pot bust in CA or something like that a few months ago. I sure do hope someone has 'eyes" on him? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 05:24 PM (gf8BH) 195
OT - I just love the Christmas song 'Mary, Did you know'. The lyrics always make me tear up. That's all.
Posted by: IC at December 14, 2015 04:38 PM (a0IVu) Me too, IC. I get shivers at that line " the sleeping child you're holding is the great I. AM." every time. Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2015 05:26 PM (NPofj) 196
I HOPE now that he is going to a General Court Marshal he is put under stricter supervision or thrown in the Brig... but I doubt it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 05:27 PM (gf8BH) 197
I think drawing and quartering should be brought back for Bergdahl, but that's just me!
The old ways are often best! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 14, 2015 05:27 PM (ftVQq) 198
A year ago I would have scoffed at the idea of Trump as the Republican nominee. Now I think he's got the best chance of beating Hillary.
Beating Hillary is Job #1. Once in office our new President needs to appoint good people and preside well. This means wheedling and cajoling and .... making deals, both foreign and domestic. I like Cruz but he's a somewhat nerdish appellate lawyer. He has no demonstrated ability of managing others. He'll have a hard time being strong on Illegal Immigrants because of his personal history (unfair but he'll get demagogued if he does). Trump will attack Hillary like no else can. Yesterday he blamed Hillary (and Obama) for causing hundreds of thousands of deaths. He's just warming up. These attacks will cause millions of squishy Independents and Democrats to stay home in November 2016. Turnout is the key to winning 2016 given Hillary at the top of the Democrat ticket. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2015 05:34 PM (r1fLd) 199
If he is not convicted and severely punished we are truly doomed.
Posted by: RM at December 14, 2015 05:39 PM (U3LtS) 200
If Cruz is by some miracle the nominee, I think the MSM will portray and ridicule him as a harsh, out of touch, unappealing, wacko.
And I think that will get traction with enough LIVs, milennials, squishes, etc. (the part of the 52% that swept Obama into office) to create real problems. Posted by: RM at December 14, 2015 05:46 PM (U3LtS) 201
Air drop Bergdahl into Parris Island in July. Or Camp Lejeune. Either one.
Posted by: NCwoof at December 14, 2015 05:51 PM (aUQgu) 202
"That said, I've joined the left in despising a vast number of Americans."
Yep. I consider the left to be my mortal enemy. Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 14, 2015 06:00 PM (pldrX) 203
Bergdahl has even been praised by the almighty Obama in the Dark Office of
our distinguished protector of Islam! Somehow the payola, bribes, and back room deals are failing! Why oh why! Posted by: Sam spade at December 14, 2015 06:25 PM (+vY36) 204
They dis this because he gave that interview. He will not shit up and he smears the memories of better men than he I hope he rots Posted by: ThunderB at December 14, 2015 06:54 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Fox2! at December 14, 2015 07:02 PM (brIR5) 206
it gives him hours and hours to demonstrate what a misguided, war is hell for a person with a conscience soldier - may well make him a sympathetic character for the Left
Might play on civie street, but the Members of the Court will be people who have kicked butt and taken names. Even if he requests Enlisted Members, they will most likely have been downrange in the sandbox. A time or three. Posted by: Fox2! at December 14, 2015 07:09 PM (brIR5) 207
Okay, not going to read through the 200+ comments before mine, but offer this observation. His court-martial is likely to take place at Fort Bragg, NC, home of 82nd Airborne, Special Operations Command, Army Forces Command, US Army Reserve Command and units which support all these commands. At times during the last 14 years, 3 of the 4 Brigades of 82nd were deployed to GWOT at the same time. SOC just lives on deployment. Likely there will be one or two non-officers on the panel, but that will be a Sergeant Major or a Command Sergeant Major (E-9), who yes, has spent their time in the box. It is not going to be some 22 year old SGT (E-5).
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