"Darth Trump"

Pretty funny.

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM

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1 1st

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:30 PM (AkOaV)

2 Isn't it too soon to tack to the center? Primaries aren't over yet.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:31 PM (AkOaV)

3 Centered. Uncomfortably centered.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 08, 2015 05:31 PM (7v/r5)

4 3rd?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:31 PM (E5UB0)

5 5th?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:31 PM (E5UB0)

6 But the feng shui in this comment section is excellent.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:31 PM (AkOaV)

7 Ok, now on to the content.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:32 PM (E5UB0)

8 Move to the left!

I mean move to the right!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 08, 2015 05:32 PM (ftVQq)

9 Ok, ace messed up the center tag again.

Does he
do
this on purpose just to goose up the number
of comments?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:32 PM (E5UB0)

10 Content!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2015 05:32 PM (08Znv)

11 Ya just gotta luv Pixy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 08, 2015 05:32 PM (ftVQq)

12 Everything reads like a poem.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2015 05:33 PM (4ErVI)

13 [/c]

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 08, 2015 05:33 PM (ftVQq)

14 Well so much for HTML-fu.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 08, 2015 05:34 PM (ftVQq)

15 I was going to go. Now I have to stay.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 05:34 PM (sj3Ax)

16

Ok, he misspelled "center".

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:35 PM (E5UB0)

17 Come to the dark side.

Luke: Nah, I'm gonna stay in the center

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 05:35 PM (ZbV+0)

18 It is funny!

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 05:35 PM (sj3Ax)

19 Yikes!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 05:35 PM (LA7Cm)

20 Stay centered on the objective!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 08, 2015 05:35 PM (ftVQq)

21 He misspelled "center" as "cetner".

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:35 PM (E5UB0)

22 132 http://polling.reuters.com/#poll/TR130/filters/PARTY_ID_:2/dates/20151203-20151208/type/day

No slippage yet. Nips or otherwise.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 05:35 PM (MbrzC)

23 Oh fuck... fuck this centering thing in particular.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 05:36 PM (MbrzC)

24 testxxxx [/center] testxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:36 PM (E5UB0)

25 16 Donald Trump Hair memes to center you:

http://bsl.io/Ngv v

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 05:36 PM (hvf9s)

26 I am not a centrist!

ICYMI, Rush Limbaugh absolutely nailed it to the wall today.

Of all the gallons of ink and hot air expelled over the Trump phenomenon, THIS is the best thing I've read yet. Required reading for Trump haters and supporters alike:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jhref45

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 05:36 PM (HMt16)

27 Everyone is moving to the center in response to TheDonald!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 08, 2015 05:36 PM (ftVQq)

28 test

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:36 PM (E5UB0)

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 08, 2015 05:36 PM (RcpcZ)

30 Anonymous, can you correct the cetner typo?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:37 PM (E5UB0)

31 Well that makes me want to support him

Posted by: brak at December 08, 2015 05:37 PM (xwPSp)

32 Stuck in the center with you

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2015 05:37 PM (4ErVI)

33 This can't hold.

Posted by: W B Yeats at December 08, 2015 05:37 PM (E5UB0)

34 9 Ok, ace messed up the center tag again.

Does he
do
this on purpose just to goose up the number
of comments?

He's trying to force that ever-elusive coalescing of the center-right.

Oh wait, that was Allahpander's line.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 05:38 PM (HMt16)

35 Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 08, 2015 05:38 PM (ftVQq)

36 Between the Moonbats on the Left and Wingnuts on the Right is the Hardcore Center.

Posted by: Eric at December 08, 2015 05:38 PM (FI11+)

37 Now that we're all feeling centered, let's move into the downward-facing dog position.

Posted by: Yoga Master Hillary! at December 08, 2015 05:38 PM (/FOB4)

38 Do we need to get darth trump in here to fix this shit??

ps. Video was indeed funny.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 05:38 PM (MbrzC)

39 Now that was funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 05:38 PM (/tuJf)

40 Barack Obama, I am your daughters' father.

Posted by: Darth Trump at December 08, 2015 05:39 PM (3dOE/)

41 Does he
do
this on purpose just to goose up the number
of comments?
---

It lowers them actually I bet.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 05:39 PM (MbrzC)

42 I'm in the middle on this.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 08, 2015 05:39 PM (UhRGU)

43 Funny stuff.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 08, 2015 05:39 PM (7v/r5)

44 Turds!

Double turds!!!

Posted by: Spaulding Smalls 3rd at December 08, 2015 05:39 PM (smkBM)

45 We've secretly switched the left handed comments section with a middle centered comments section. Let's see if ace notices.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 05:39 PM (/tuJf)

46 Fools to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the center with you

Posted by: Eric at December 08, 2015 05:39 PM (FI11+)

47 This blog is shifting dangerously to the right.

Posted by: fb at December 08, 2015 05:40 PM (JVEmw)

48 okay I watched -- that was pretty funny

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:40 PM (AkOaV)

49 ha. very good to the people that did that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2015 05:40 PM (ODxAs)

50 Will no one rid me of this turbulent centre tag?!

Posted by: Henry II at December 08, 2015 05:41 PM (/FOB4)

51 Almost 8 minutes of video?

Is Ace AWARE of the moron attention span?

Just kidding, this is really awesomely funny.

Also, using "We're Not Gonna Take It" for his campaign theme song was a yuuuuuge stroke of sheer genius.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 05:41 PM (HMt16)

52 Speaking of Star Wars, the CDC is warning about a Phantom Menace super bug that is going around.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:41 PM (E5UB0)

53 Long video.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 05:41 PM (sj3Ax)

54
The comment throat is being squeezed by Vader.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2015 05:41 PM (ODxAs)

55 ![/c]

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 05:42 PM (kXoT0)

56 I feel so centered.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 08, 2015 05:42 PM (Xo1Rt)

57 well, now we know that ace posts content and doesn't read the comments.

I suspected it all along.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:42 PM (AkOaV)

58 Speaking of Star Wars, the CDC is warning about a Phantom Menace super bug that is going around.

Super Crabs?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 05:43 PM (DKgtk)

59 The Trump Star.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

60 I don't think any of us in the comments can fix the alignment. I think ace must do it in the content portion of this post.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:43 PM (AkOaV)

61 Darth dressed in black, how predictable.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 05:43 PM (TJCSB)

62 It's an ampersand conspiracy, I did dodge snipers too.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (g9orL)

63 And then it got weird.

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (mcm0N)

64 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (GwIKd)

65 Now redub Jar-jar as John Kasich.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

66
The centering actually fits the star wars introduction wording. (just scroll up)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (ODxAs)

67 No audio?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (c/3OG)

68 Ace,
Thanks for laughs!

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (sj3Ax)

69 &&&

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (GwIKd)

70 58
Speaking of Star Wars, the CDC is warning about a Phantom Menace super bug that is going around.

Super Crabs?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 05:43 PM (DKgtk)

I'll lick 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (3dOE/)

71 I don't think any of us in the comments can fix the alignment. I think ace must do it in the content portion of this post.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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That is correct. At least buzzion said so, and it seems to be borne out. If you do Ctrl-U you can see he typed in "cetner".

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (E5UB0)

72 the closing tag is missing after the embed...we can't fix it from here

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (XTYLA)

73 Left: Psychos. Middle: Screwed. Right: Morons.

Posted by: Poetcetera at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (Y8P5w)

74 And, you know, he only had 2 words of content.

Two words.

And he still messed up the alignment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (AkOaV)

75 A long time ago

in a galaxy far far away

the rebel alliance...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2015 05:45 PM (ODxAs)

76 This thread is so self centered.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at December 08, 2015 05:45 PM (yQ/rw)

77 Sherry your html tags are useless against the force!

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at December 08, 2015 05:45 PM (mcm0N)

78 Test .
test test test xoxoxxo .
a .

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:45 PM (E5UB0)

79 The middle of the road is trying to find me
I'm standing in the middle of life with my plans behind me
Well I got a smile for everyone I meet
As long as you don't try dragging my bay
Or dropping the bomb on my street

Now come on baby
Get in the road
Oh come on now
In the middle of the road, yeah.....

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 08, 2015 05:45 PM (SN6G5)

80 That is correct. At least buzzion said so, and it seems to be borne out. If you do Ctrl-U you can see he typed in "cetner".
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:44 PM (E5UB0)

Yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:46 PM (AkOaV)

81 It's a line drive, right down the center.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at December 08, 2015 05:46 PM (yQ/rw)

82 Oh yay, all fixed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:46 PM (AkOaV)

83 Ok, thanks.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:46 PM (E5UB0)

84 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
Trump happened

Posted by: Poetcetera at December 08, 2015 05:46 PM (Y8P5w)

85 I'm somewhat embarrassed to saw that I watched the entire thing I liked the part about the steaks, but it was all funny.

If you are married to Trump you must have to sometimes escape his off the charts extroversion and his opinions on absolutely everything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 05:46 PM (No/ki)

86 So...how long until they tell Hitler how it's been going with Trump?...

Or has that already happened, and it just didn't quite "go viral" yet?

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at December 08, 2015 05:46 PM (DsGWS)

87 I feel like we were floating in outer space, and then ace finally remember to switch on the tractor beam built into the floor.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 05:46 PM (E5UB0)

88 Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Posted by: Obi Wan Don Trump at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (LYCUN)

89 Jeb can fix it!

Fuck, no I can't.

Posted by: Jeb at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

90 Well this is wonky

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (GwIKd)

91 85 I'm somewhat embarrassed to saw that I watched the entire thing I liked the part about the steaks

Yep, the steaks had me rollin'

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (HMt16)

92 I feel so lopsided now.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (yQ/rw)

93 THANK YOU Ace for fixing your screw up.
..sigh... I can breath again.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (MbrzC)

94 Yep, the steaks had me rollin'

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (HMt16)

whatever happened to Trump Steaks?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (AkOaV)

95 crap, now nothing makes sense.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (ODxAs)

96 SECOND IMPERIAL CIVIL WAR

The SITH have returned to rule
the galaxy! Over a century has
passed since the Rebel victory
at Endor. The Galactic Alliance
formed during the crisis of the
Vong War, has suffered defeat.

In an attempt to eliminate all of...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 08, 2015 05:47 PM (YFFpo)

97 So the Y2K thing just showed up 15 years late?

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 05:48 PM (GwIKd)

98 whatever happened to Trump Steaks?

bankrupt

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2015 05:48 PM (ODxAs)

99 Help us, Trumpi-wan Kenobi. You're our only hope!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 05:48 PM (HMt16)

100 86 So...how long until they tell Hitler how it's been going with Trump?...

Or has that already happened, and it just didn't quite "go viral" yet?

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at December 08, 2015 05:46 PM (DsGWS)
---

I'm waiting for one of those downfall videos too, but I think people are probably waiting till the primaries start to do them.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 05:48 PM (MbrzC)

101 The Force? You should see me use the Force. When I use the Force, the Force knows it's been used! Total Sith!

Posted by: Darth Trump at December 08, 2015 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

102 Jeb can fix it!

Fuck, no I can't.
Posted by: Jeb

Don't worry, we'll destroy everyone who points that out.

Posted by: Jeb Super-PAC guy at December 08, 2015 05:48 PM (/FOB4)

103 *Sigh* Just got my OPM hack letter. I've been wondering just where the hell its been. What a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 08, 2015 05:48 PM (9iR5/)

104 Figures...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 08, 2015 05:48 PM (YFFpo)

105 I watched entire video too.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 05:49 PM (sj3Ax)

106 I'm going to train my cankles to cackle, pray I leave my clothes on!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 08, 2015 05:49 PM (g9orL)

107 #94 whatever happened to Trump Steaks?

Dunno, but I do like his ties.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 05:49 PM (HMt16)

108 It is going to tip over now!!!!

Run!

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 05:49 PM (GwIKd)

109 So...how long until they tell Hitler how it's been going with Trump?...

Steiner!

Mine furher, Steiner..

Steiner was unable to stop Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 05:49 PM (DKgtk)

110 98 whatever happened to Trump Steaks?

bankrupt
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2015 05:48 PM (ODxAs)

Heh

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:49 PM (AkOaV)

111 It is going to tip over now!!!!

Run!
Posted by: Yo!

I warned you but you wouldn't listen!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 08, 2015 05:50 PM (/FOB4)

112 Guys running for the highest office in the land but still has time to shill for Trump steaks. That's capitalism, my friends.

Ugly, but probably very tasty.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 08, 2015 05:50 PM (7v/r5)

113 Macy's should be kicking itself in the ass for all the money it could be making off Trump shit.

Remember? That was when Trump was 'finished' the first time.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

114 112 Guys running for the highest office in the land but still has time to shill for Trump steaks. That's capitalism, my friends.

Ugly, but probably very tasty.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 08, 2015 05:50 PM (7v/r5)

That was from 8 years ago.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:50 PM (AkOaV)

115 Justify my love.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 05:50 PM (FkBIv)

116 There a pun in that centering thingie.........

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 05:51 PM (GwIKd)

117 So, 100 comments about...formatting?

Yay!

Posted by: Deety at December 08, 2015 05:52 PM (EmfUD)

118 117 So, 100 comments about...formatting?

Yay!

Posted by: Deety at December 08, 2015 05:52 PM (EmfUD)

Well I guess we could comment on the content.

Funny video, brilliant insight on ace's part.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:52 PM (AkOaV)

119 Gen. Obamotti: Don't try frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Trump. This is not who we are.

Darth Trump: Who we are? Who we are?! Whadda you mean who we are? You're from fricken Kenyan!

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 08, 2015 05:52 PM (3dOE/)

120 Wait, new NH Poll has Trump 32% to Rubio 14%. Was this poll taken today or earlier and why is Rubio ahead of Cruz??

Posted by: IC at December 08, 2015 05:52 PM (a0IVu)

121 First!

Posted by: Deety at December 08, 2015 05:53 PM (EmfUD)

122 So, 100 comments about...formatting?

come here for the comments

stay for the technology.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2015 05:53 PM (ODxAs)

123 That was from 8 years ago.Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 05:50 PM

No kidding? Damn.

It's almost as if a person can't trust the honesty and validity of YouTube videos. Any more. When did this happen? Why are the republicans doing this to the country?

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 08, 2015 05:54 PM (7v/r5)

124 when Trump tweets, the MSM ( and Paul 'big pussy' Ryan ) pees their pants

each time they think they've Got him, and can begin the Process of Total Destruction they've done on so many people / careers, he only grows stronger

we have a governing class of liars and frauds and traitors--while the Usual Suspects whine and mew about how muzzies won't love us as much now

Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at December 08, 2015 05:54 PM (8CdUx)

125 Cameo appearance by Ace near the end. Don't blink.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 08, 2015 05:55 PM (nSW/N)

126 The New Normal:

Transgender AND Transager: 52 Year-Old Father Lives as a 6 Year-Old Girl
http://tinyurl.com/q33mg6p

(mrctv.org)

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 05:55 PM (oVJmc)

127 1st!

Centered!

[insert another stupid comment]

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 08, 2015 05:55 PM (k9qR4)

128 Whoa. Fox is breaking some news on Malik saying she may have been an operative.

Posted by: Jeb at December 08, 2015 05:55 PM (/tuJf)

129 ..."stay for the technology."

This truly is an age of magic and wonders.

Posted by: Deety at December 08, 2015 05:56 PM (EmfUD)

130
If you skip to the end, you can see Ace dancing in the woods around a fire naked.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 05:56 PM (iQIUe)

131 Whoa. Fox is breaking some news on Malik saying she may have been an operative.

Of who?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

132 67. A Jeb-i Knight? Jeez, I'm lower in the polls for a little while, these very stupid people get delusions of grandeur!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 05:56 PM (HMt16)

133 tl;dl

Posted by: Jeanne of the North at December 08, 2015 05:56 PM (u56jF)

134 >>Of who?

Haven't said but it sounds as if other members of her family may have been involved as well.

Posted by: Jeb at December 08, 2015 05:57 PM (/tuJf)

135 off

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 05:57 PM (/tuJf)

136 Haven't said but it sounds as if other members of her family may have been involved as well.

I was as shocked as you when I saw this on the news....

Posted by: President Obama at December 08, 2015 05:58 PM (LYCUN)

137 O/T @ChadPergram 40m ago #BREAKING Hse okays bill to reform visa waiver program to combat terrorism, 407-19. All nay votes came from Democrats.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 08, 2015 05:58 PM (YjDyJ)

138 Just like Trump, at first it's great, but then you realize seven minutes and forty-three seconds of hearing him yammer on is just too much.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 05:58 PM (TOk1P)

139 When Trump takes what is seen as an outrageous, extremist position like stopping all Muslim immigration it is a negotiation tactic. He starts by asking for everything he wants and negotiates down to get 3/4's or maybe 2/3's of what he wants.

The GOPe starts by negotiating for 1/4 of what they want and then get nothing and claim "PROFIT!!!"

Trump has spent less than 1 mil on his campaign and has held at the 30's in polling consistently. That is incredibly impressive

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 05:59 PM (2x3L+)

140 Funny. He's going to be a great president, at least we'll have good steaks and cufflinks.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2015 05:59 PM (HgMAr)

141 What news is Faux breaking?

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 05:59 PM (sj3Ax)

142 >>> Macy's should be kicking itself in the ass for all the money it could be making off Trump shit. Remember? That was when Trump was 'finished' the first time.Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

So the WH spokesweasel proclaiming him disqualified to run does not make it so? Here is my shocked face...

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 05:59 PM (hvf9s)

143 Haven't said but it sounds as if other members of her family may have been involved as well.

Posted by: Jeb at December 08, 2015 05:57 PM (/tuJf)

------------------------------
My bet is on the baby. Bomb shiite laying all around whenever the 2nd cousins would come over to date the other cousins who lived there. Baby never said a thing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 06:00 PM (T78UI)

144 DRUDGE: Severed Pig Head Found Outside Philly Mosque...

Heh. Some patriots still dwell in our nation's first capital. I'd like to buy whoever did this a round of bacon martinis.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 06:00 PM (HMt16)

145 Whoa. Fox is breaking some news on Malik saying she may have been an operative.

Posted by: Jeb at December 08, 2015 05:55 PM (/tuJf)

Malik? Obama's daughter??

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 06:00 PM (TOk1P)

146 Heh. Golflady just said that at least he (Trump) said what a lot of people are saying.

And she is only a tad beyond politically indifferent

Posted by: Golfman at December 08, 2015 06:00 PM (48QDY)

147 >>He's going to be a great president, at least we'll have good steaks and cufflinks.

Don't forget there used to be Trump Vodka too.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 06:01 PM (/tuJf)

148 They're only talking about Trump.
Off it goes.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 06:01 PM (sj3Ax)

149 Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 05:58 PM (TOk1P)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 06:01 PM (No/ki)

150 Left good glasses at work. Weak glasses here. Imbiggening qint working for me.

Enjoy.

Posted by: Golfman at December 08, 2015 06:01 PM (48QDY)

151 Meesa not likey Darth Trump. He muy muy bad poodoo.

Posted by: Jeb Jeb Binks at December 08, 2015 06:02 PM (H9MG5)

152 DRUDGE: Severed Pig Head Found Outside Philly Mosque...

Heh. Some patriots still dwell in our nation's first capital. I'd like to buy whoever did this a round of bacon martinis.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 06:00 PM (HMt16)

Are we sure it was a pig, and not a replica of Bellicheck's head?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 06:02 PM (TOk1P)

153 DRUDGE: Severed Pig Head Found Outside Philly Mosque...

How do we know this isn't a fake "hate crime" thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 06:02 PM (No/ki)

154 Murdoch tweets re. Trump --

Has Trump gone too far? Regardless, public is obsessed on radical
Muslim dangers, Complete refugee pause to fix vetting makes sense.

Posted by: gracepc at December 08, 2015 06:03 PM (OU4q6)

155 DRUDGE: Severed Pig Head Found Outside Philly Mosque...

Heh. Some patriots still dwell in our nation's first capital. I'd like to buy whoever did this a round of bacon martinis.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

I'd bet real money that a member of that mosque did it. And when he gets caught, he'll say he was "raising awareness" of all the other anti-muslim hatecrimes that go unreported.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 08, 2015 06:03 PM (/FOB4)

156 Malik? Obama's daughter??

Nah, I think they mean the chick who played Blossom.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 06:03 PM (HMt16)

157 �Just like Trump, at first it's great, but then you realize seven minutes and forty-three seconds of hearing him yammer on is just too much.�Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 05:58 PM

While I do look forward to a Trump presidency, I'm pretty certain his speeches will receive the same respect I afford 0bama. Zero for term in office.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 08, 2015 06:03 PM (7v/r5)

158
whatever happened to Trump Steaks?
.......................

Big Mooch won the all-you-can-eat sweepstakes and put them out of business.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2015 06:03 PM (HgMAr)

159 I mean, good is a point of view. Wise old man, Darth Sidious, said that. Face like a london broil, but a great guy.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 06:05 PM (Wu2k4)

160 There were some stupid people running the steaks division. Very stupid people. They got FIRED.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 06:05 PM (HMt16)

161 What's What,
Severed pigs head? What a shame.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 06:05 PM (sj3Ax)

162 Trump is doing a most excellent job exposing fools.
Drawing fools out like mosquitoes to blood.

Did you hear Limpsey, oh my goodness.
Nobody listens anymore. He said until we
can properly check them. Hey, Carly WTF
is unconstitutional about that?

Posted by: Charlotte at December 08, 2015 06:05 PM (7RvOV)

163 DRUDGE: Severed Pig Head Found Outside Philly Mosque...�How do we know this isn't a fake "hate crime" thing?Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 06:02 PM

Considering many Philadelphia precincts voted 100% for 0bama last election, almost a certainty.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 08, 2015 06:05 PM (7v/r5)

164 DRUDGE: Severed Pig Head Found Outside Philly Mosque...

How do we know this isn't a fake "hate crime" thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 06:02 PM (No/ki)

When I was in high school the dumb-ass kids would go into the big city and toss pennies at the hookers. Just good clean 'fun' no hate.Maybe they'll start tossing pork rinds at the jihadis to liven up their boring fridays.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 06:06 PM (T78UI)

165 What a waste of a perfectly good pig head.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 06:06 PM (oVJmc)

166 Blood suckers.

Posted by: Bob of NC at December 08, 2015 06:07 PM (7RvOV)

167 Pig's heads....kinda weird looking. Dead eyes, provocative snouts..... Gotta cook the shit out of em. Sweetbreads.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 06:08 PM (Wu2k4)

168 Say cheese.

Posted by: Ralph at December 08, 2015 06:08 PM (7RvOV)

169 Malik is wife of last week terror attack.
I wonder if there's going to be another this week?
It's been one Friday before, but that was one crazy (?) man & last weeks husband wife due? More have to be involved.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 06:08 PM (sj3Ax)

170 I just finished reading that Limbaugh piece.. He's right.. Trump is a fucking media genius.. he's "playing the media like a Stradivarius".

And he's getting tens of millions in free publicity.. the networks call him deplorable, but they stand in line to get an exclusive interview with him.

Fucking genius!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 08, 2015 06:09 PM (BMr4a)

171 Well, if it was a fake hate crime, I still want to buy the perpetrators a round of bacon martinis.

All the moar for me!

But I have some rightie friends in Philly. And...nah. Couldn't be. (runs off to e-mail friends in Philly...)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 06:09 PM (HMt16)

172 Trump is a nasty mean old man and must submit to Lord eRNC.

Posted by: Rinse Prybutt at December 08, 2015 06:10 PM (7RvOV)

173 Severed pig head. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Severed pig head council at December 08, 2015 06:12 PM (FkBIv)

174 >>>...And he's getting tens of millions in free
publicity.. the networks call him deplorable, but they stand in line to
get an exclusive interview with him.

Fucking genius!
.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 08, 2015 06:09 PM (BMr4a)
<<<

He's got them trained like a dog to a whistle.

Posted by: Ralph at December 08, 2015 06:12 PM (7RvOV)

175 Just celebrating the big win over New England. Got carried away. There was an orgy under the Rocky statue too...good time...but nobody's reporting on that. Go Eagles.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 08, 2015 06:12 PM (OjM0b)

176 Malik? Obama's daughter??

Nah, I think they mean the chick who played Blossom.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 06:03 PM (HMt16)

Oh, I like her. She's got a big nose. You know what they say about chicks with big noses...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 06:12 PM (TOk1P)

177 The trump hair underneath the Darth mask really showed commitment to the joke. Nice. But seriously I did not know until watching this, that Ben Carson tried to hit his mother with a padlock.
Trumpfu.

Posted by: simplemind at December 08, 2015 06:13 PM (BTnAK)

178 Gotta admire Ace's body confidence at Burning Man.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 08, 2015 06:13 PM (jR7Wy)

179 >>> And he's getting tens of millions in free publicity.. the networks call him deplorable, but they stand in line to get an exclusive interview with him.

Fucking genius!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 08, 2015 06:09 PM (BMr4a)

There is a twitter lefty pointing that out:

https://twitter.com/KStreetHipster/status/674345515723567104

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 06:14 PM (hvf9s)

180 Would it be more constitutionally correct if we banned all immigration for, say, five years.

Posted by: Ralph at December 08, 2015 06:14 PM (7RvOV)

181 Nood, willowed people

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 06:15 PM (2x3L+)

182 Even if it was a real hate crime, this isn't much of a backlash. 1 pig head vs 14 innocent people + 129 innocent people in Paris.

This is poop swastika level lame.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 06:16 PM (E5UB0)

183 Meesa fix it. Meesa love anodyne to nasty Trump.

Posted by: Jar! Jar! Jeb! at December 08, 2015 06:16 PM (nSW/N)

184 Yes, funny!! Thanks!

Posted by: dissent555 at December 08, 2015 06:16 PM (VFhMt)

185 Washington (AFP) - The United States has charged a naturalized American citizen with providing military supplies to a Syrian rebel group that often fights alongside the country's Al-Qaeda affiliate, the Washington Post reported.
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120
Wait, new NH Poll has Trump 32% to Rubio 14%. Was this poll taken today or earlier and why is Rubio ahead of Cruz??

Posted by: IC at December 08, 2015 05:52 PM (a0IVu)
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Don't know but Reuters tracking shows about the same. Trump 35 (no change), Rubio 14 Carson 12 Cruz 10. Taken today.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 06:16 PM (MbrzC)

186 >>152 DRUDGE: Severed Pig Head Found Outside Philly Mosque...

We thought it was a Synagogue!?

Posted by: Flyers Fan at December 08, 2015 06:16 PM (jOCta)

187 Trump has spent less than 1 mil on his campaign and has held at the 30's in polling consistently. That is incredibly impressive

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 05:59 PM (2x3L+)
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My understanding is it's more like 2.5mil (last reporting period), but your point stands, it's mainly because no need to advertise...living rent free in media's head.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 06:19 PM (MbrzC)

188 It's been one Friday before, but that was one crazy (?) man & last weeks husband wife due? More have to be involved.Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 06:08 PM

After Friday prayers is a traditional time for muslins to pay homage to the Five Pillars of Islam, by misinterpreting the call to kill infidels by killing some infidel.

Seriously, it's currently like some Vacation Extravaganza!

THREE CONTINENTS, SIX COUNTRIES, SIXTY DAYS, 600 KILLED!!!

Except for the 600 killed of course.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 08, 2015 06:19 PM (7v/r5)

189 Please. Its Philly, those nuts threw snowballs at Santa.

Posted by: simplemind at December 08, 2015 06:22 PM (BTnAK)

190 #180
Would it be more constitutionally correct if we banned all immigration for, say, five years.

Posted by: Ralph at December 08, 2015 06:14 PM (7RvOV)

+++++++++++++++++++

I will just drop this turd right here:

(f) Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by President

Whenever the President finds that the entry
of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be
detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by
proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend
the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or
nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may
deem to be appropriate....
8 USC 1182

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 06:25 PM (T78UI)

191 I truly cannot stand George Takei, the perpetual victim...

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 08, 2015 06:30 PM (SN6G5)

192 Yeah and that statute codifies well settled supreme court rulings. Immigrants are subject to plenary power of the executive. Which with a bad president is a problem. Who is in the race that will restrict immigration on political incorrect grounds. What was that guy's name again. Something Vader?

Posted by: simplemind at December 08, 2015 06:31 PM (BTnAK)

193 Please. Its Philly, those nuts threw snowballs at Santa.Posted by: simplemind at December 08, 2015 06:22 PM

Nah. They booed him, because he actually was pathetic.

But the Mayor of Philadelphia bet someone near him that he couldn't hit the playing field from where they were seated with a snowball. That Mayor went on to become the state's governor and a close advisor to Bill Clinton. Party affiliation?

Glad you asked. (D)

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 08, 2015 06:34 PM (7v/r5)

194 Pretty Good. I laughed.
Then I watched the Faux News GOPe All Star Panel, all sanctimonious, and returned to furious mode.

Fuck those fascists.

Posted by: anti-socialist at December 08, 2015 06:44 PM (o9lmn)

195 Lame. I like Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager much better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2015 06:47 PM (rwI+c)

196 This was awesome.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 06:59 PM (vsbNu)

197 194
Yes, I was surprised. Kim did look like she was moderately disgusted with Greg, Dana and poor Juan though and spoke some sense as did Eric.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 07:06 PM (Cszmt)

198 Funny, BUT Trump is not Darth Vader, Trump is the RESISTANCE, th REBEL. Vader is the GOP Elite, Trump is Luke. Trump even uses Jedi mind tricks.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 08, 2015 07:12 PM (xetep)

199 https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/674278428716199937
Moslem immigrant embraces hugging infidels... at first.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 08, 2015 07:12 PM (xodPA)

200 Trump is basically Anakin Skywalker: a whiny loudmouth with laughable hair and no legitimate skills.

To that end, Trump supporters are like George Lucas, constantly insisting on the merits of an obvious joke and getting all pissy when others say different. ('Course, being like Lucas would explain why Trump supporters are incapable of forming coherent arguments.)

Posted by: tops116 at December 08, 2015 09:05 PM (Wn+fE)

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