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Three pipe-bombs were bundled together as one (like a clutch of dynamite). They were put on to a remote control car, but the gizmo didn't work. (He wasn't clear if it was the RC car that didn't work, or the ignition for the pipe-bombs.) The cops fired 380 rounds at them in the pursuit. The terrorists fired 65-75 rounds at the cops. There were 12 pipe bombs at the house in Redlands. The handguns were legally purchased (as I guess he had no criminal history) and the AR-15 type weapons (not really AR-15s, but that style) were legally purchased but not by the shooters. So this may be a straw-purchase situation -- which, um, isn't actually a legal purchase, then. They'll be following up to find out who helped this guy get his guns. California has the strictest gun control laws in the country. AR-15 type weapons can actually be bought, but only in a "California legal" configuration. I think this means, mostly, that the gun's magazine can only hold 10 rounds, and not a more typical 20 or 30. The cop says they do not know yet if these particular guns were California legal, or, as I'm suspecting, straw-purchased by a friend or Online Hybrid Workplace Jihad Consultant and then given to Syed and Tashfeer. Tashfeer is in the country on a K-1 visa, under a Pakistani passport. A K-1 visa is used to bring over fiancees. This is beginning to smell very much like a scam -- I'm thinking this woman is not merely a fiance who "became radicalized." I'm thinking she was much more central to this plot.@AceofSpadesHQ With new information re: #SanBernadinoShooting, no new bold statements from @HillaryClinton. Odd that pic.twitter.com/e6LTZcfFMx
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Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 12:45 PM (iQIUe)
Was the kid stashed with the relatives before or after he first went to the party?
'Cause IMO the former case indicates that the party was the target, the second case would indicate that the decision to shoot up the party was ad-hoc, and perhaps they were originally targeting something else.
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:45 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Santa Claus at December 03, 2015 12:45 PM (VO5mN)
You ignorant dipshit (President Boyfriend, I mean).
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 12:45 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: Oldbuffalo at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (/pOl7)
Posted by: Yo! at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (GwIKd)
Obama - Dec 3, 2015
Posted by: ajlfour at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (R9Dm2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: @votermom at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (cbfNE)
It is fucking obvious to anyone with a functioning brain.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (COpZ4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (AkOaV)
Exactly.
Maybe he was getting his gameface on because he was about to kill them?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (NOIQH)
Sounds like they've been playing too much Call of Duty Black Ops.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (AkOaV)
Why again did Senator Turtle (KY) allow her name to the floor for a vote?
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (t06LC)
LiPo battery charging can be so finicky...
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (FsuaD)
Obama - Dec 3, 2015
Whoopsie daisies. President Boyfriend just smeared egg on alot of faces.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (2x3L+)
I mean, I think. Not saying the fringes won't keep trying.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: Yo! at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (GwIKd)
It's a fuckin' racket.
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (q177U)
Immediately! IMMEDIATELY!! IMMEDIATELY!!! Harrrumph Harrumph Harrumph
Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Flaccid Member at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (TxJGV)
- What you'll never hear from Hillary
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (VrdxH)
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.Nothing to see here, keep moving, move along, watch your step, just a mild case of workplace violence.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (iONHu)
Wow, I though 9's were light. At 380, the police were definitely under-gunned.
I've fired a 45-70, and it was damn stout. A 65-75 must be a real bitch.
/fungunthread
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (xq1UY)
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Posted by: Dreadpiratesnugglecakes at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (1ZeOn)
It is fucking obvious to anyone with a functioning brain.
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Another in the long list of reasons why people have so little trust in the government or the media as both routinely employ the "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?" technique.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (JxMoP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Flaccid Member at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (5fSr7)
just like the variations of Global Warming, keep up!
Brian Ross of ABC News has coined a new term for the attack: "hybrid workplace jihad."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (guFKJ)
A rape bear?
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (t06LC)
What's the likelihood her arrived angry too?
What are the odds that he lived angry?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (FZxI4)
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At least someone ought to check her garage for pipe bombs, too.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (Qvgg/)
>> how to carry this out.
I could have done that when I was eleven years old without any instruction.
The detonator part, maybe not making the bomb. Though I got close enough to napalm back then to set the backyard fence on fire.
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (FkBIv)
***********
The stupid, it burns.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (TxJGV)
Leftists will give him a pass. He just has to say that sort of stuff to calm down all the zenophobic Bible toting clingers.
And I find it hard to think of Obama praying unless it's to Allah.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (No/ki)
Yeah.
Whenever I get into an argument at a party, I go straight home and get my pipe-bombs-on-an-RC-car-thing.
Yup.
Spontaneous.
No planning, premeditation, or anything like that.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (HiSOA)
Should have payed extra for the Traxxas. I'd think an electric truck rather than nitro or car is the way to go for boom delivery. They are a lot of fun but if you start jumping stuff you will be buy parts.
Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (upeBX)
Posted by: Booter at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (Lg1F3)
Baker's dozen?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)
Baker's dozen = 13
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (kpqmD)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (Z/8dZ)
All some jihadi needs to do is hit a mall, Walmart, or Main Street in any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.
God help us all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)
Wow, I though 9's were light. At 380, the police were definitely under-gunned.
I've fired a 45-70, and it was damn stout. A 65-75 must be a real bitch.
/fungunthread
ISWYDT. Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (FZxI4)
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*Insert standard leftist drivel about proportional response here*
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (ZbV+0)
They are saying the dude "left the party angry."
What's the likelihood her arrived angry too?
What are the odds that he lived angry?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (FZxI4)
What are the odds that eventually the public is going to be even angrier and start kicking the ass the politicos won't even acknowledge?
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (fMQoG)
No Go-Pros. Doesn't change much, but that WAS a wild one, if it had been true.
ATF will address whether ARs were "CA legal". Basically this amounts to ..... wait, I would have to go spend time reviewing the CalGuns "flowchart" on what's legal in terms of ARs in CA (no, I'm not kidding, that's how ridiculous our "legal" and judicial system have become, that such idiocy is allowed to continue).
Police chief did say several "high capacity" - translation in 46 states "normal capacity" magazines were found. CA limits mags to 10 rounds. Because, obviously, limiting mag size ...... um ..... well .... dunno, some low-IQ types who now dominate our govt., culture, country, and electorate might be able to explain the point of limiting mag size.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (QDnY+)
Let's see who shows up and tries to get their deposit back.
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (upeBX)
mohammedism is incompatible with Western Civilization
One of them has to go.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (Qvgg/)
And I always rent a large SUV for days at a time in advance. You know, in case I snap.
Fuck. I wonder if he bought the optional insurance.
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (HiSOA)
they were making IED's
I wonder if that apartment was really a "hub" for other terrorists - and that apartment was used to facilitate bomb making for many, not just the occupants
one guy did say he saw "a half a dozen m.e. men going in and out" while the neighbor said 4 in the middle of the night
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Tuna at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (Cszmt)
Posted by: Salon at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (VAsIq)
mohammedism is incompatible with Western Civilization
One of them has to go.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Agreed.
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (VAsIq)
>> attack: "hybrid workplace jihad."
...and if it's plug-in hybrid workplace jihad you (or your heirs) get a $7500 federal tax credit for it.
"hybrid workplace jihad". That may be the stupidest thing I've heard in months.
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: ajlfour at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (R9Dm2)
Posted by: Mike ZZ. at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (Bs11h)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (upeBX)
Probably doing the merchants the courtesy of allowing time for extra stock.
It is Christmas, you know.
The over/under on the lingerie: Vic's Secret, or Fred's o'Hollywood?
Omar the Tent-Maker? Nudie's just went back in business. Hmm. Quandary.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (xq1UY)
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yup.
no way to prevent guns from ending up in these psychos' hands. Clean haaji could just get one and hand it off, all the same to them.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (YdHbr)
THREADWINNER!!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (FZxI4)
That was quite funny in a grim kind of way.
It's risible, isn't it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (COpZ4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (LA7Cm)
All some jihadi needs to do is hit a mall, Walmart, or Main Street in any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.
God help us all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (FsuaD)
Exactly. This kind of attack is way too easy to be successful at. There will be copycats.
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (FkBIv)
What are these people fucking stupid?
It is not out of the ordinary for gun owners to own thousands of rounds of ammunition.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (guFKJ)
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (iIzG7)
Also, I've decided to go into the bulletproof desk business, with all this workplace violence going around. My motto?
Cower Under Your Desk With Confidence!
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (gyKtp)
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You know, at some point jihadis are going to figure out how to load some explosives onto those drones that are everywhere these days and we are going to be in an unending world of shit.
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mike ZZ. at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (Bs11h)
Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (LUgeY)
Your average garden variety muslim goat fucking terrorist?
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (NVddU)
from Mexican cartel and Holder on his way into the country.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (FZxI4)
Came in to the US in 2014?
I thought they said he was a US citizen. Like, that was one of the first things they said.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)
One of them has to go.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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Well, let's see: where should I put my bet?
One of them is willing to fight and kill.
The other is a bunch of human panda bears who have become completely disinterested in the continuance of their own line.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (HiSOA)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (upeBX)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (upeBX)
Actually I came loaded for him.
Posted by: Rapey Bear at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (kpqmD)
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I'm surprised at the low number we have had so far. I expect several of these.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (Qvgg/)
A K-1 visa is a visa issued to the fiancé or fiancée of a United States citizen to enter the United States. A K-1 visa requires a foreigner to marry his or her U.S. citizen petitioner within 90 days of entry, or depart the United States.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (8y0hk)
It should but it won't.
Democrats are just plain too dumb to understand what is going on in the world. Just too dumb.
Meanwhile my husband woke up and said he thinks it's time for him to get a conceal/carry permit.
My guess it gun sales surge.
Posted by: petunia at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (ydCRh)
So does that mean she's now against the fake refugees coming here? If in the future, guns of law abiding citizens are confiscated and the attacks continue, then liberals will, in fact being accepting this as normal. And they will deserve it.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (1ijHg)
Still no official (FBI) position on motive.
Cue up standard AOSHQ Islam stuff, but realistically I don't see how the FBI can deliver a nice package of motive etc. 24 hours after the event.
She was here on a K-1 visa (one of two ways to marry foreigners and get on a path to a green card).
She was on a Pakistani passport. Hmmm.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Leo DeCrapio at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Jihadi Jane Mail Order Brides, Inc. at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (HgMAr)
I thought they said he was a US citizen. Like, that was one of the first things they said.
Oh, sh%ts gettin' real!
They are recent Muslim immigrants.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (NOIQH)
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At least someone ought to check her garage for pipe bombs, too.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (Qvgg/)
She's probably missing 12.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (VrdxH)
Also, the neighbor's report of a group of middle eastern men coming and going from their apartment/house at odd hours. Who were they? What do they possibly have planned?
Another idea I read somewhere...that the 'wife' was really not a wife, but a radical brought over here on a visa as if she were Syed's fiancee. The baby might not even be his.
So much more to this story.
Posted by: K-E at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (EdBH4)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)
87 35 Vehicle was a black Ford Expedition rental, due to be returned yesterday.
Let's see who shows up and tries to get their deposit back.
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (VrdxH)
Which is how the WTC bombers were caught back in the 90s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (8y0hk)
That makes sense. They sell pipe bombs by the dozen at gun shows.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (ydCRh)
Top 10 In-Demand Careers, You Won't Believe What's Number 1
Posted by: brak at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (xwPSp)
FIFY.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)
Hey FBI, give me a call and I'll give you that determination.
They really do believe we are that stupid!
Posted by: dufuss at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (9KGSK)
Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (c8V4N)
Came in to the US in 2014?
I thought they said he was a US citizen. Like, that was one of the first things they said.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)
I was getting pissed about one of the fox reporters talking to Hannity last night saying they were slow to release the names because they were "foreign sounding."
WTF? Why are we always worried about what white people will do in response to these things instead of catching the people who just f'ng shot up a Christmas party?
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (t06LC)
There's that bear again.
Getting his groove on.
They're not just for shitting in the woods anymore.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (ydCRh)
"Gun-free zone" signs.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (8y0hk)
********
Maybe that's what set him off. The wife didn't have time to make her special blow out brownies.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)
The Self-Stompening.
So no Planned Parenthood Right-Wing Militia?
Who figgered?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (upeBX)
Damn. What sort of crazy woman thinks, "My Muslim husband isn't Muslim enough! I need to crank him up a few notches!"?
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (HiSOA)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)
It's enough to think about taking skeet shooting instruction.
Although I'd think it'd need to be pretty big, therefore, a better target.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (8y0hk)
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You know, at some point jihadis
are going to figure out how to load some explosives onto those drones
that are everywhere these days and we are going to be in an unending
world of shit.
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.That is a distinctly crappy thought but probably true. Some of those drones can carry 5 or 6 pounds easy. Amazon is experimenting with them right now in my area.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Rapey Bear at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (kpqmD)
Well...they were calling it a holiday party whatever that means.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (c8V4N)
"WTF double-dipped in the hummus?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (oKE6c)
The woman came over from *Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens.
I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (Qvgg/)
Came in to the US in 2014?
I thought they said he was a US citizen. Like, that was one of the first things they said.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)
yeah, I caught that too, but it might just have been a badly stated sentence
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (qCMvj)
I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)
Was the baby part of the plan then?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (upeBX)
Opens a new facet to the term "blow job."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)
These reporters are beyond dumb
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (AkOaV)
Well, black powder was military explosives back in the '60s. The 1860s.
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (9221z)
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (PeoNT)
The Slow Learners of the Left(TM) haven't realized that this is the new "normal" yet.
Any islamic terrorist attack by it's very nature,
is going to make their concerns look silly, little, pissy and trivial by comparison.
Especially, when they try to cram every nutcase who comes down the pike as-
a "straight, conservative, white male Christian" crazy gun-owing terrorist who hates women
and by extension impugns all straight, conservative, white male Christian gun-owners everywhere.
And then claim that the islamic jihadist has nothing to do with "real islam" and that we can't blame muslims as a whole for the actions of a few.
If the SJWs really and truly want their concerns on the front page,
they need to kick muslims out of their coalition of losers and go full FDR on the their asses and their funders until islamic jihad is stamped out for a generation or so.
Otherwise, nope.
No sale.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (KUa85)
There's that bear again.
----
You can't tell a bear what to do.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (HiSOA)
The woman came over from *Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens.
I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)
that's where a lot of the "honest" journalists are going with this
I agree.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: jihadhi free zone at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (q4hvt)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (Qvgg/)
I say again: how the hell did CAIR get in on this even before the FBI??
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
I'm a bigger fan of JihadMILFS.com. Apparently,they make you tabouli afterwards.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)
PlentyOfFissionableMaterial.com
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (wtvvX)
Reports indicate Syed became angry when he noticed a co- worker double dipping the hummus.
Posted by: jihadhi free zone at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (q4hvt)
If a co-worker got jelly in t he peanut butter jar, I'd call that a pretty solid motive right there.
Disgusting.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)
Ewwwwww.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (VO5mN)
The woman came over from *Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens.
I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)
my comment earlier today was that she was the "trainer," educator, and coordinator. She came with the knowledge.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (qCMvj)
And, wouldn't you know it, I was just (obviously by chance) finally getting around to doing my homework to buy an AR. Don't have any, they don't interest me really, but a combination of "what the hell, why not/get one before CA tries even more idiotic unconstitutional nonsense" have been driving me to this.
Prices have returned to normal, even "good" prices if you know what you're doing (I don't) on building from components. Now?
Might have to wait for the next low tide, edumucate myself a bit more, and get one later, assuming CA doesn't try anything. Oddly enough, Gov. Brown vetoed something resembling an AR ban last year.
He's a disaster of course, but has a weird variation in that he is not all-in for "gun control" on a substantive level, and is very averse to the state launching hopeless suicide missions on laws that will likely be struck down by the courts. And as a former AG he is very well personally up to date on the state of "jurisprudence" on these matters.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (QDnY+)
You mean she might have been a widow with a small child?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (/tuJf)
But not both.
Posted by: navybrat at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (ETxiG)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (ydCRh)
I know right? Also, we need to make murder illegal. If only they had known the laws this would not have happened...
Posted by: Timon at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (KSonr)
And I don't think I'm at all unusual for someone who actually goes out shooting.
So, everything the left thinks they know about guns is bullshit
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (W2YA6)
Yes, obviously a gauche too-early holiday celebration, and also, someone wore white shoes after Labor Day, but mostly
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (xq1UY)
There's that bear again.
----
You can't tell a bear what to do.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (HiSOA)
Rape?
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (r9tFS)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
Their friends at CNN.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (iONHu)
The palis were fooling around with radio controlled airplanes and explosives decades ago in Israel.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (zc3Db)
First of the new batch arrives in Texas today, state has already filed suit.
Posted by: brak at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (xwPSp)
It's enough to think about taking skeet shooting instruction.
Although I'd think it'd need to be pretty big, therefore, a better target.
#12 shot out of a 10 gauge. Almost like ack ack fire.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (FZxI4)
I'm told that the entire panoply of alphabet soup security agencies will be vetting "refugees" now, so the future situation is well in hand.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: ace
Was the baby part of the plan then?
So much for the harmless women and children. It's all BS.
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (KvWlw)
Still no official (FBI) position on motive.
Cue up standard AOSHQ Islam stuff, but realistically I don't see how the FBI can deliver a nice package of motive etc. 24 hours after the event.
She was here on a K-1 visa (one of two ways to marry foreigners and get on a path to a green card).
She was on a Pakistani passport. Hmmm.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (QDnY+)
***********
I suppose they've eliminated the possibility the passport was stolen.
Stolen passports found after the fact in Paris, and some 200 Turkish passports found in Bangkok after the bombing there.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (mcm0N)
Simple: insider info
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)
I still think they were jihad chatting at the dating site. They are using all platforms to talk.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (upeBX)
Simple: insider info
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (UhRGU)
Jarrett
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (qCMvj)
Didn't want to "profile" the neighbors, so now 14 people are dead and 17 injured.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (FsuaD)
Thoughts and prayers!
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (VAsIq)
And I don't think I'm at all unusual for someone who actually goes out shooting.
So, everything the left thinks they know about guns is bullshit
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (W2YA6)
Don't be afraid of the guy who has 30,000 rounds. There is no way he could load all that out and shoot it on a rampage. He shoots targets.
Be afraid of the guy who buys 300 and loads them out.
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (8y0hk)
Unindicted co-conspirators.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (4ErVI)
Carmela Soprano: Those damn bears!
Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (c8V4N)
--
One guess as to which option the democrats choose.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (7v/r5)
--
Camouflage.
Lovely young couple with their first baby. Just want a new life away from all the terror. House in the suburbs with a nice white picket fence, dog in the backyard, two cars in the garage.
Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (guFKJ)
So much for the harmless women and children. It's all BS.
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (KvWlw)
easier to get in if you say you are "married" and have a kid coming
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: jihadhi free zone at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (q4hvt)
If a co-worker got jelly in t he peanut butter jar, I'd call that a pretty solid motive right there.
Disgusting.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Or...
"Who brought goddamned celery? This is supposed to be a party, you assholes!"
And who among us wouldn't have gone home and gotten the pipe bombs at that point?
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (HiSOA)
I'd guess the family reached out to them, because they knew what was going down before the police did. Or maybe they had CAIR involved even earlier, and included PR in their event planning.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (l/N7H)
There were 12 pipe bombs at the house in Redlands.
That makes sense. They sell pipe bombs by the dozen at gun shows.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (zc3Db)
In bubble packs next to the RPG-7s. Buy 3, get a pound of Semtex for 50% off.
What, you don't have this at your states' gun shows? I love Texas.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (gwpf+)
6 months old. I guess the best thing you can say about her is she didn't kill the baby
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (upeBX)
Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (TxJGV)
I'm a bigger fan of JihadMILFS.com. Apparently,they make you tabouli afterwards.
BangGoats.com
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Donald at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (tFWWx)
He's
a disaster of course, but has a weird variation in that he is not
all-in for "gun control" on a substantive level, and is very averse to
the state launching hopeless suicide missions on laws that will likely
be struck down by the courts. And as a former AG he is very well
personally up to date on the state of "jurisprudence" on these matters.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (QDnY+)
Sign of the times: Jerry Brown stands out as a beacon of reason in California politics.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Dave J at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (tr79+)
Posted by: Marmo at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (pcgW1)
Posted by: Mikee Tython at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (3mTyP)
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (HgMAr)
With the premium package, you get unlimited in home support from our team of midnight jihadi nerds.
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Posted by: Ahmed's Jihadi-Bride Online at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (FsuaD)
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I invented radio waves!
Posted by: Achmad, Clock King of Qatar at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (VAsIq)
any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.
I was discussing this with a friend while in a random small town a couple weeks ago. I think this tact is unlikely for two reasons.
One, small town people are more likely to be armed and there's no way to know who or how many. That means Mr Jihadi has to risk being gunned down by his third or fourth target and being forgotten in a day. And the population isn't dense enough to justify a larger team.
Two, middle easterners can roam big cities and not be out of place. But in Whitebread McPodunk, they would face constant attention, if not scrutiny (and even of a benign "don't see one of them every day" sort would make launching a sneak attack difficult).
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Yo! at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (GwIKd)
Somebody gonna be assimilated. Might be us, might be them. I'm making no bets at this point.
Posted by: ss at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (iU+1A)
Well, Jihad and sex. Islam has very...er permissive attitudes towards what constitutes a marriage.
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (7v/r5)
They already took certain over-the-counter medicine and placed them in the pharmacy and require extra effort to get it, because druggies abuse them.
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (VrdxH)
What, you don't have this at your states' gun shows? I love Texas.
Buy 100ft of det cord, get the next 50ft half off.
Gotta love Texas gun shows!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Marmo at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (pcgW1
Not while we are here.
Posted by: National Pipe Bomb Association
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (n22zQ)
I'd guess the family reached out to them, because they knew what was going down before the police did. Or maybe they had CAIR involved even earlier, and included PR in their event planning.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (NOIQH)
So ... CAIR was an accessory before the fact? Department of Justice, does that interest you ... at all?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c)
late last night on fox they were questioning the timing of this marriage and the six month old child. I was tired and forget how it went, but the math doesn't all add up. (Or at least they didn't think so last night.)
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (c8V4N)
He was always a nut. I avoided him.
Posted by: the building's lobby at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (3mTyP)
Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (zoehZ)
Feel the burn there Jihadi assholes
Posted by: dufuss at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (9KGSK)
I probably have around 10,000 rounds in one of my small cupboards in my man-cave. And they fit in it quite comfortably.
And I don't think I'm at all unusual for someone who actually goes out shooting.
So, everything the left thinks they know about guns is bullshit
.
.
.
.I am retired and go to the range a couple times a week and it is not unusual for me to burn through 300-500 rounds in a week if I am in the mood. I typically have about 100 rounds loaded in mags when I walk in the door, and those never last long.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 01:10 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 03, 2015 01:10 PM (UhRGU)
One of the shooters "radicalized".
Ghee let's not go out on a limb and call them both radical.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:10 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:10 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
How much you want to bet CAIR has a special division that assists in acquiring special visas for "family members" to immigrate that had a hand in getting her here?
Posted by: Country Singer at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (8Y7+f)
Gotta love Texas gun shows!
Bars of plutonium, three for a dollar!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (7v/r5)
>> party, you assholes!"
"Mmm, this is good."
"You think so? It's the bacon hummus. Great, isn't it?"
"AAAAAAAGHHUUHUHGGGG!"
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (o+SC1)
Just off the top of my head, here are three cases where "normal" Muslims just up and went sudden Jihad.
Major Hassan--joined the military (what could be more "American?"; became a doctor (shoots to hell the "poverty theory of Muslim extremism)
Tsareneav brothers--involved in athletics, American friends, good-looking (at least the Rolling Stone poster-boy), girlfriends
Syed Farook--American citezen, worked for local government, liked cars and sports and guns.
I know plenty of Muslim guys just like this. Normal, have jobs, friendly. Hell, I know one who loves Johnny Cash--I burned CDs for him. How are you going to know when one decides to go Jihad? They simply cannot be trusted. They are not like any other immigrant group--past or present.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (Gej7N)
Posted by: Hepcat at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (IeR2g)
"I love my wife, but oh you kid"
What did the sheep-fucker say?
"I love my wife, bu oh ewe"
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)
Two, middle easterners can roam big cities and not be out of place. But in Whitebread McPodunk, they would face constant attention, if not scrutiny (and even of a benign "don't see one of them every day" sort would make launching a sneak attack difficult).
#1: Small city, blue state. Not likely anyone is armed.
#2: Trim haircut, clean shaven, jeans and a polo shirt goes a long way to blending in. Lose the beard, the head diaper, the muzzie scalp hat, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (SL7dr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: gwelf at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (nyxv/)
So the progressives had the "narrative in the box" ready to go for the next mass shooting event. They rolled it out right away.
Except, reality. Next mass shooting was Terrorism, not a crazed NRA card carrying white supremacist.
Now progressives look even stupider, as if that is possible, arguing for disarmament inresponseto actualwarfare directed at civilians.
Of course, they will double down. In other words, we can only be safe from homeland terrorist attacks if we ban and confiscate all guns. (Which effectively disarms only those who follow the law. Which, again, is going to be like, no one. )
So much failure. Critical. Failure.
Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)<<<
Mo'sHos.com
Posted by: formerly BurqaBeauties.com at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (VO5mN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Irony at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (apJVd)
Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (guFKJ)
Posted by: Trigger! at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (VAsIq)
Because that's what's important
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (SL7dr)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)
Eh.
A little of Column A, a little of Column B.
Posted by: The Bear at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (X6fMO)
And the Chechen widows who held the Russian opera house patron hostage.
And the stabby Palestinian women, the moms who raise their sons to be Hamas suicide bombers.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (NOIQH)
So it was a black widow situation then?
I don't think she "radicalized" him as much as she was matched to him when he went looking to Jihad.
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: LIV at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (SL7dr)
Lotta planning.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (c8V4N)
This guy brought up the fact that the bodies of the victims laid their for 16 hours. Mike Brown's body laid their for 4 hours and that was because the idiots in the housing project were too threatening to the people who were there to transport the body. Shall we riot??
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/no-thiefs-allowed
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (8y0hk)
Jay, as I noted the gun control thing with Brown is quite the anomaly in his otherwise idiotic, even vile set of instincts (he's gotten much, much worse since his first term long ago). But as you also know, your point actually applies to some other issues - he's actually LESS insane and irresponsible than the Dems in the legislature on $$$ issues. Jaw-dropping.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)
I'm so aroused right now.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (kpqmD)
Sterilize all muzzie women so they won't be punished with a baby and snap!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (/tuJf)
wew
rush talking about all of the benefits this guy had working for the gov
how he was able to take a month off to go to saudi arabia
how they bended over backward to appease him
the two bomber brothers were getting gov money
not about that guys...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (qCMvj)
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I love it when British lefties pompously claim that their Muslims are "just as British as I am!"
Really? They live, dress, talk, and behave exactly as they did in Pakistan. So, therefore, Pakistanis walking the streets of Islamabad are just as British as you are.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (HiSOA)
Potato; poh-tatto.
Posted by: papa bear at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (xodPA)
Tough to make call of 'Sudden Jihad Syndrome' when he rented a car days before, due back today.
Hope he bought the insurance.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (EUMr7)
All some jihadi needs to do is hit a mall, Walmart, or Main Street in any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.
Main Street Jihad is actually good for America and here's why!
- new Vox headline
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (xq1UY)
With the steady drumbeat of gun control NOW and all that coverage yesterday of San Bernardino, you'd think the average person would notice certain people going radio silent when the facts emerge and take note of it.
Or maybe I'm just too optimistic.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (PFy0L)
I don't think she "radicalized" him as much as she was matched to him when he went looking to Jihad.
Yep.
Betting the whole 'pilgrimage' was just part of the process.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (oVJmc)
And yet we've gotten to the point where that's almost the first thing we notice.
Not the dead bodies, not the blood, not the amount of evil that it takes to point a weapon at innocents, and pull the trigger. The paperwork. That's what we're arguing about.
Insanity.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
Who is the neighbor who saw several Mideastern men going in and out of the house, and all sorts of packages being delivered?
Didn't want to "profile" the neighbors, so now 14 people are dead and 17 injured.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (FsuaD)
I wouldn't put that on him/her, unless there was something truly out of the ordinary or suspicious going on.
I have an Iraqi refugee family across the street from me. I have no reason to suspect anything, at this point, despite many gatherings of similar-origin people. When should I call the cops on them?
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (aoyma)
Stop importing Muslims.
That would be the Dark Helmet plan, as well. No refugees, no visas for muzzie passport holders
Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: LIV at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The Hefty Bag Man at December 03, 2015 01:17 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:17 PM (HiSOA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:17 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (2x3L+)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344327
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (3ZtZW)
That's what Allah said!
Posted by: mike al-scott at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (xodPA)
They're no more dumb than Obama is dumb. They know what they're doing. They have an agenda. They want total control over the population by the government, and any instrument of resistance threatens that agenda. Freedom of any kind is their enemy.
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (UXPjy)
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (c8V4N)
Thaaaaat's what the uncovered kaffir whore said! ULULULU!
Posted by: Michael Muhammed Scott at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (guFKJ)
Just off the top of my head, here are three cases where "normal" Muslims just up and went sudden Jihad.
Major Hassan--joined the military (what could be more "American?"; became a doctor (shoots to hell the "poverty theory of Muslim extremism)
Tsareneav brothers--involved in athletics, American friends, good-looking (at least the Rolling Stone poster-boy), girlfriends
Syed Farook--American citezen, worked for local government, liked cars and sports and guns.
I know plenty of Muslim guys just like this. Normal, have jobs, friendly. Hell, I know one who loves Johnny Cash--I burned CDs for him. How are you going to know when one decides to go Jihad? They simply cannot be trusted. They are not like any other immigrant group--past or present.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (Gej7N)
Same thing with Farouk Mohammed.
So lessee ... terrorists are foreign nationals, foreign-born US residents, American born ... the only common denominator? They're all Muslims.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (8y0hk)
Fifth Graders!
Of course we don't know what ethnicity they are, but I will bet you a million dollars I don't have that they are Muslims.
I live in Clifton and there are plenty of Muslims here.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (Gej7N)
My Facebook feed is unusually quiet after blowing up last night.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Jihadi Jane Mail Order Brides, Inc. at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (HgMAr)
Yep.
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (Kqit+)
No, that's exactly what the terrorists want. Don't let them win. Better to open the borders without question and pre-emptively submit, ass up.
Posted by: ss at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (iU+1A)
Posted by: The Brave Brave Blind Imam That Sends The Jihadi Yutes To Their Eternal Reward at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (nbGZj)
No assault muffins? I go all 'splodey too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (LUgeY)
I hate that PC crap.
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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But some of their words are very close.
Like "pick-a-nick."
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (HiSOA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: Feh
They're only getting started.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (3dOE/)
Right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (7G/wk)
Well Boss Moss, it was a county government job, so I'm not sure if that counts.
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (y5bPZ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (upeBX)
Interesting legal point.
How can you have informed legal consent if you don't speak ursine?
Or English, for that matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L174xUWK6bg
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (o+SC1)
K-1 visa is used to bring over fiancees. This is beginning to smell very
much like a scam -- I'm thinking this woman is not merely a fiance who
"became radicalized." I'm thinking she was much more central to this
plot.<<<
People always joke that marriage will be the death of you. Boy, were they right...
Posted by: zombie Farook at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (VO5mN)
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (UQGss)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (rwI+c)
It is fucking obvious to anyone with a functioning brain.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (COpZ4)
Yep. What I said yesterday in response to an LAT article that cited a dispute at the party, and another idiot who babbled about a domestic dispute: "IT'S ALMOST CERTAINLY FUCKING MUSLIMS, YOU NITWITS!"
And that prediction has been borne out by events.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: papa bear at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (VAsIq)
Yep.
It was rolling while shots were still being fired.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (FZxI4)
1. Petitioner must be US citizen.
2. Petitioner must have met fiancé in person within last two years.
3. Petitioner must earn 125 percent of poverty guideline (around 19k for two)
4. Both must be eligible to marry.
5. At the interview, only one question is asked that matters: why do you want to come to the US? Answer: because we love each other and want to be married and that is where he lives.
Filing fee is 235 bucks, I think.
FYI: legislation has been passed allowing the same-sex petition for fiancé and spousal visas.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (2Uuc6)
Posted by: zombie Farook at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (VO5mN)
*blink*
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Newly Married Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (UQGss)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (upeBX)
Well, was the baby born in the US or in Saudi Arabia, where they seem to have met up?
I'd say that's pretty pertinent information.
And I'm no expert, but I hear it takes 9 months to make a baby.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (AkOaV)
Hanukkah. Not Christmas.
Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (3ZtZW)
Have they identified the group that was using the facility?
Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (7v/r5)
Well, hey, doesn't everybody?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (Zmat4)
The bomb.
Posted by: Grump928
Oh, Allah you guys need to knock it off.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (Gej7N)
You spelled "bayonet" wrong.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (Gej7N)
Are you coming to the NY/NJ Moron meet-up?
December 18th.
Nynjmeet at optimum dot net
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (7G/wk)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (E5UB0)
So how long before Islamists figure out drones carrying pipe bombs? We need to keep them (radical connected Muslims) out of the country entirely, instead of just watching them. But Obama loves the terrorist's diversity, and thinks America deserves more terror.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (wtkzU)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Clearly no expert. It only takes, like, 30 seconds.
Posted by: Guy who disappoints women at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (VAsIq)
It's terrorism. They wouldn't be heading up the investigation if it wasn't.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:17 PM (8y0hk)
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Dont be ignorant. It's an alien clitoris that fell from space.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: UsedtoCould at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (bYwuM)
I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)
Was the baby part of the plan then?
Ummm what' s the term anyone? Anyone? Buehler?
"Anchor Baby"
Say it with me class. Anchor Baby.
Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (JTwsP)
racial profiling concerns - if there was something truly suspicious.
Racial profiling, aka "good police work."
Notice nobody bitches about "gender profiling," or "age profiling." The people who bitch about "racial profiling" are black criminals.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (oKE6c)
I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)
do they have a date for visa ? i'm curious if the child was concieved here or there
Posted by: willow at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (FZxI4)
like that matters
such idiots
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (qCMvj)
An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.
The bomb.
Posted by: Grump928
Number one with a bullet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (upeBX)
Well, was the baby born in the US or in Saudi Arabia, where they seem to have met up?
I'd say that's pretty pertinent information.
And I'm no expert, but I hear it takes 9 months to make a baby.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (AkOaV)
*********
gawd, I'm so out of it--that's what ace meant by the math didn't add up!
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (VAsIq)
AKA, the "Congratulations, I didn't have to kill you today" Day.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (UQGss)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (Kqit+)
Same with me and Powerball. I just know it.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (Gej7N)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: Jihadi Jane Mail Order Brides, Inc. at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (HgMAr)
They are bending over backwards not to say TERRORISM AND JIHAD.
It is fucking obvious to anyone with a functioning brain.
----------------
Obummer lied like a tired dog about GWOT and Islamofascist terror so he could win in 2012 and get the hell out of the Middle East. The world then amazingly did not live up to Team Obummer hype and went to hell. But the White House can't walk it back now, they are too heavily invested in The Narrative. Plus, it would make them all look stupid, wrong, and willing to endanger the USA for political points, and we can't have THAT on the cable news, can we?
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (iQIUe)
That would explain the silver labia.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (4ErVI)
I worked with a bunch of Iranian kollidge students around the time of the Shah's death back in the '70's. They were a bunch of assholes and a couple of them went from Huntsville to LA to a protest.
Their contempt for us, our ways and customs and our laws was palpable. I learned a lot about "multiculturalism", needless to say.
I wouldn't piss on one if it was on fire.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (LUgeY)
American citizen! American citizen! Anchor baby!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (FZxI4)
I've got four kids conceived in the span of one union smoke break.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (EUMr7)
10:25 a.m.: CBS News reports that the suspects had looked at ISIS propaganda online.
JUST IN: #SanBernardino suspects were looking at ISIS propaganda online, source tells CBS News https://t.co/VCykxixRWA
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (mcm0N)
heh, yeah
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)
294 An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.
Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (c8V4N)
Thaaaaat's what the uncovered kaffir whore said! ULULULU!
Posted by: Michael Muhammed Scott at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (kpqmD)
lol
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (kXzR8)
Posted by: papa bear at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (xodPA)
You know, now that this whole bear rape culture thing has been brought out into the open, the old question "Who's this sleeping in my bed?" has become very, very unsettling.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (Zmat4)
The bomb.
Posted by: Grump928
Number one with a bullet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
"This show is chop-your-head-off funny!"
Posted by: al Jazeera TV Guide at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (VAsIq)
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No. But this early for a party? Hanukkah starts Sunday, I think.
Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (3ZtZW)
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29 seconds for the act. 1 second spent yelling, "SURPRISE!"
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (HiSOA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (8y0hk)
And here I thought that premarital fucking was a big no-no in muzzieland.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (Gej7N)
you don't have to be lonely at martyrsonly.com
Posted by: the real ch3 at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (IG5KL)
Posted by: dwight bin-schrute at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (xodPA)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (6xtq3)
to be fair, I've watched a few of their videos. Just out of curiosity.
I'm on a watchlist, aren't I?
Well, maybe not -- this lovely couple watched videos and I guess they weren't on a list, so...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (3dOE/)
Last week.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (NVddU)
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That's like a black astronaut, or a unicorn!
Posted by: Sterling Archer at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (ZbV+0)
9:50 a.m.: NBC News is reporting that the suspects left a remote-controlled bomb on the scene of the holiday party, similar to that used by the Tsarnaev brothers in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing. The aim was to kill police and medical personnel. The devices apparently malfunctioned.
Ah, so that is why they lagged behind, to remote control detonate the bombs
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (rwI+c)
*Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens.
I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)
do they have a date for visa ? i'm curious if the child was concieved here or there
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So, how do you Trump haters feel about his Immigration proposals now?
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (ry4ab)
It is time we realize tbat there is no such thing as "radicalized."
It is tbe default state of Islam. Some act on it. Many , if not most support it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (7G/wk)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
"Then why did you stop stirring?" --Just The Punchline
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (xq1UY)
NOTHING TO SEE.
Guy lives in a cabin no electricity, no computer.
IT'S RIGHT WING BLOGS!!!
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (kXzR8)
Interesting legal point.
How can you have informed legal consent if you don't speak ursine?
Or English, for that matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L174xUWK6bg
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (o+SC1)
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Michael Corleone and Appollina had no problems. Then again, she got blown up...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)
Authorities said the design indicated that the attackers appeared to have calculated that their initial attack would draw a heavy law enforcement and emergency personnel response and left behind a device that would cause still greater casualties. The device did not explode, and investigators do not know if the controller was too far away to trigger the bomb. Forensic investigation of the device has not been completed.
close call
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (qCMvj)
Press is 'shocked' that a woman was involved.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (7v/r5)
About that......
Posted by: Zombie Rajiv Ghandi at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (gwpf+)
All some jihadi needs to do is hit a mall, Walmart, or Main Street in any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.
Main Street Jihad is actually good for America and here's why!
- new Vox headline
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (X6fMO)
Speaking of Vox. Some newsie in Seattle, here, was citing Vox for something. I chortled and thought of the horde.
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (j+aWk)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (gyKtp)
well the concept of marriage is less of a thing to them.
As in, you can get married pretty quickly and easily. They even have temporary marriages, which we in America call "hiring a prostitute."
And divorce? No lawyers, no courts -- all you do is say "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you" and bitch is out on her ass.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Sterling Archer
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Where the hell's my unicorn?
Posted by: Guion Bluford at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (HiSOA)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (upeBX)
Kali puthy!
Posted by: Iron Mike at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (RD7QR)
Who was it that decided for us that the land settled by the Pilgrims and Puritans, by the English, the Dutch and the Germans, just desperately needed millions of Pakistanis to make it complete?
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: RKae
It's not premature if I announce what's going to happen beforehand.
Posted by: a joke stolen from Channelate dot com at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (2Uuc6)
Great. We're short of pervs, and clearly need to import more. Kinda like terrorists and illiterate gardeners.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (kXzR
And they probably looked like a constipated guy trying to pinch a loaf when they reported it. You know they were desperately hoping to find a Tea Party website or a libertarian bumper sticker on the tower case.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (Zmat4)
Posted by: Begonia at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (c3ZL8)
They can buy a house, cheaply. Some little fixer upper that with some help from friends would make a nice suburban community of like minded individuals
Obama is doing this all wrong, alienating both sides by forcing refugees to live where they are not wanted and will face daily persecution.
It is just common sense that refugees should have a community of their own. It works in Hammtramck.
Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (guFKJ)
When the start getting a lot of package deliveries and Middle Eastern men men going in and out at all hours of the night.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (mcm0N)
"We must take action to stop gun violence now, and so we will begin leveling Wahhabist mosques in Saudi Arabia in five minutes"
- What you'll never hear from Hillary
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The Hildabeast is just as complicit in this situation as Obummer is, so don't hold your breath expecting anything different. If eh gets elected we will have 4 more years of the same national insecurity situation.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (ry4ab)
At the press conference, the FBI says it is not yet ready to conclude that the attacks were international terrorism. However, officials confirmed that Farook had traveled abroad extensively in 2014, including Pakistan. Malik had entered the country on a K-1 visa, which is a nonimmigrant visa for people engaged to U.S. citizens, and traveled on a Pakistani passport.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Marmo at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (pcgW1)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (ucB75)
Shit. Shit. Shit. Stop the coverage now, guys. We can NOT have this be an attack on the Joooooooooos.
Posted by: MSM at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (LUgeY)
>> the time of the Shah's death back in the '70's. They were a
>> bunch of assholes and a couple of them went from
>> Huntsville to LA to a protest.
I went to college with a Persian girl about the time of the mullah takeover, she was kinda on the other side of that issue, wasn't much interested in going back any time soon.
We were also briefly, uh, she was, uh, this could barge past PG in a hurry.
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (/tuJf)
Funny and chilling, it is.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (rwI+c)
My head is about to explode.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (dPpmC)
Oh, that's right, you can't.
Good old President Gunsales.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: exdem13
The proposal that we put them all on buses, send them to Mexico, then bring the good ones back?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (VAsIq)
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widow of a martyr?
Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (ucB75)
There is something wrong with people who look at isis crap and become "radicalized"
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)
Mike's life would've been a lot easier had she lived. Instead he married the WASP and she caused all sorts of problems because she wasn't a part of the Sicilian culture.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (upeBX)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Everything is forgiven in martyrdom.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Flagellant Catholic at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (PFy0L)
This event shall never be spoken of again.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (fWAjv)
Nor will they ever be ready.
Posted by: MSM at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Begonia
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Is it just me or does Hillary Clinton look slightly drunk at all times?
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (HiSOA)
And you people ridicule the equal rights Islam offers its women.
Finally, backward America is catching up.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (j+aWk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:34 PM (LUgeY)
Yeah remember when the media was having vapors after Trump saying that we'd go after the families of Jihadis?
About that...
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:34 PM (Kqit+)
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Because, you know, there was definitely terrorism, and they are from nations that, you know, aren't ours, but, like, white picket fence and shit?
Posted by: Stuttering Charlie Foxtrots at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (VAsIq)
According to one of Farook's coworkers who survived the attack, Farook went to Saudi Arabia this spring and came back with the bride.
So how exactly do they have a six month old child?
Because it takes nine months to have a baby, meaning a six-month-old baby was conceived 15 months ago. Yet they were married this spring, if the coworker is correct.
What are the odds Tashfeen was someone else's jihadi bride before she married Farook?
Posted by: elaine at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (Y0Piu)
There is something wrong with people who look at isis crap and become "radicalized"
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (iQIUe)
I really hate the way this is all framed. The ISIS videos and magazine are like promotional videos. "Come check out our awesome caliphate. We kill infidels. We offer training. You will die a martyr. Join us."
These people are already "radicalized" by Islam. All ISIS is doing is putting out splodey porn and promotional videos.
It would be like saying a resort in Cancun radicalized me because I watched a YouTube video of the resort and the beaches and decided to go on a trip.
It's just... kind of nonsensical.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Hamilton at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (4djZu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (LUgeY)
ready to conclude that the attacks were international terrorism.
However, officials confirmed that Farook had traveled abroad extensively
in 2014, including Pakistan. Malik had entered the country on a K-1
visa, which is a nonimmigrant visa for people engaged to U.S. citizens,
and traveled on a Pakistani passport.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (qCMvj)
So ... no international dimension whatsoever.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (oKE6c)
Anyway, some 5th graders have been arrested in Clifton, NJ on charges of trying to make a bomb. The thing didn't work, but the intent is there.
Fifth Graders!
Of course we don't know what ethnicity they are, but I will bet you a million dollars I don't have that they are Muslims.
I live in Clifton and there are plenty of Muslims here.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (Gej7N)
Let he who has not built a bomb in their youth cast the first stone.
*holds my stones*
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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If someone looks at beheading videos and thinks "Cool! I want in on that!" then they are not fit for society. Let them be free to go to the ME so Putin can waste them. No one should want them here. They should not be arrested. Give them what they want.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: papa bear at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (9YDUz)
Lotta planning.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (7v/r5)
Peaceful trip.
Date night for Mr. & Mrs. Terrorist
Someone double dipped at the Xmas Party
They lost control.
Moral of the story, do not double dip outside of the home.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: elaine at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (Y0Piu)
From the most recent presser, I got the impression that she came to the US in 2014. So the co worker might have been wrong.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (AkOaV)
close call
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (qCMvj)
Maybe why they were so close - four hours later?
Trying to get back to the scene, close enough to detonate their hidden bomb?
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (NVddU)
1:31 pm -- CNN Victim-Blames: Speculates Terrorist was Victim of Workplace Racism
Wolf Blitzer and his panel of guests are not only aggressively (and oftentimes absurdly) talking around the word "Islamic," to keep the anti-science "workplace violence"narrative alive, the victim-blaming has begun with speculation that Farook might have been triggered into terrorism due to his work colleagues mocking his ethnic background or that of his wife.
All the evidence so far shows the exact opposite, including a baby shower held for Farook and his wife.
Beyond despicable.
so cnn is going down the "I can see the rationale-Kerry" path
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (qCMvj)
Another one that is on auto ban but keeps trying to comeback. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (/tuJf)
Nynjmeet at optimum dot net
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Question re meetup: what does the eticket for the "barrel" mean? I couldn't find a description, but I got one anyway.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (E5UB0)
I think it was an Eastwood movie where they try to kill him with a
remote control car carrying a bomb ... he's in his car and it is chasing
him down.
So how long before Islamists figure out drones
carrying pipe bombs? We need to keep them (radical connected Muslims)
out of the country entirely, instead of just watching them. But Obama
loves the terrorist's diversity, and thinks America deserves more
terror.
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The death toll for an incident will have to reach four digits again before the current government can be forced into taking action. Otherwise expect a periodic series of "workplace violence" incidents building tension and mistrust until January 21, 2017.
Of course, as CPT Charles pointed out to me this AM, a growing sense of tension and mistrust might be what Obummer wants so he can stand for a third (unelected) term...or light the fuse on the civil insurrection powder keg.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (8y0hk)
They also have to have a "bullet button". This is a device that turns a detachable magazine into a "fixed" component legally, and requires a tool to remove... such as a tip of a bullet
Posted by: The Bullet Hat at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (upeBX)
Farook went to Saudi Arabia this spring and came back with the bride.
He met and married someone in a month? Did he even speak Arabic? That's some pretty fast work, unless ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (oVJmc)
Their are several ways to have a CA legal AR.
One way is to have a fixed magazine. The way this is done is with a "bullet button", basically a magazine release that requires a tool (a bullet, for example) to function.
A "bullet button" type release can be removed and replaced in about 5 minutes. Probably less if you practice. It is not uncommon for CA AR-15 owners to convert their rifles to proper function while traveling in other states where it is legal to do so.
Bullet buttons also exist for othe rpopular rifles, like AKs, FN-FALs, etc.
One neat thing about this is that the citizens figured this out. Gun companies produced bastard guns with sealed magazine wells. The whole off list lower effort and the solutions to the CA law were figured out by gun owners and small buisness (often started by those seeing the problem and the solution).
Posted by: DonS at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (Q2pWM)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (4ErVI)
*holds my stones*
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (3dOE/)
Does a potato launcher count?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Salon at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (VAsIq)
"
'zactly. They go looking for ISIS because they already want to get their jihad on.
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (upeBX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (qCMvj)
Maybe why they were so close - four hours later?
Trying to get back to the scene, close enough to detonate their hidden bomb?
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (NVddU)
yep
was bugging a lot of as to why they weren't gone by then
they were waiting for all of these other people to show up to blow up
didn't work - looks like they weren't close enough
unbelievable
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (qCMvj)
When should I call the cops on them?
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (3dOE/)
Right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (7G/wk)
"Yes, 911 operator, what's your concern."
"There are several middle eastern people across the street from me, some wearing headscarves and looking middle eastern."
*long pause*
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (9mTYi)
They also have to have a "bullet button". This is a device that
turns a detachable magazine into a "fixed" component legally, and
requires a tool to remove... such as a tip of a bullet
Which doesn't sound terribly hard to defeat for someone determined to commit mass murder.
A pissant gun law isn't going to intimidate someone expecting to die.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Fritz
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Did he used to cut the grass?
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (HiSOA)
Posted by: Reggie at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (LUgeY)
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What utter horseshit. What adults sit around mocking someones background in a workplace.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (fWAjv)
Then they returned in July of 2014 here and have a six month old baby.
Or do I have this timeline all wrong?
He is a US Citizen. He didn't just show up here in 2014, he traveled to Saudi Arabia for his purchases wife and brought her here during that time.
From what I have heard, he has worked for the State of California as a restaurant inspector for the past five years.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (HhEmQ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (upeBX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (8y0hk)
"No, no, trust me -- you're definitely getting the insurance. I don't care if it says optional, Mr. Achmed, you're buying it."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (AkOaV)
*holds my stones*
Posted by: rebel flounder
*cough*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (9YDUz)
Michael Corleone and Appollina had no problems. Then again, she got blown up...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah, but her eyes said Si, Si.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (3tjn4)
Turning his
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (oKE6c)
These people are idiots.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (8y0hk)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (upeBX)
Microwaves can do anything.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (oKE6c)
I think it was an Eastwood movie where they try to kill him with a
remote control car carrying a bomb ... he's in his car and it is chasing
him down.
So how long before Islamists figure out drones
carrying pipe bombs? We need to keep them (radical connected Muslims)
out of the country entirely, instead of just watching them. But Obama
loves the terrorist's diversity, and thinks America deserves more
terror.
------------
The death toll for an incident will have to reach four digits again before the current government can be forced into taking action. Otherwise expect a periodic series of "workplace violence" incidents building tension and mistrust until January 21, 2017.
Of course, as CPT Charles pointed out to me this AM, a growing sense of tension and mistrust might be what Obummer wants so he can stand for a third (unelected) term...or light the fuse on the civil insurrection powder keg.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (ry4ab)
They used remote control cars in Runaway with Tom Selleck.
Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (9221z)
Particularly in a government job in CA. You'd have a HR drone up your ass in a heartbeat.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (/tuJf)
Farook went to Saudi Arabia this spring and came back with the bride.
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Didn't the cop at the presser say Pakistan? Isn't it known to be easy to transfer elsewhere from pakistan?Coworkers and boss were probably lied to so he could get a month off for the Hadj.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (R7Al0)
Posted by: Mike from NSA (Bob's on break now) at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (1xUj/)
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* sits mute *
Gilbert Chemistry set.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (VAsIq)
The FBI head said they have very specific definition of "terrorism" and at this time the shooting did not fit that definition.
Gee, ya think maybe it's time to tweak the definition?
We keep having "lone wolves" and "sudden jihadi syndrom" that we are told are not terrorism, as if there can only be terrorism via organized, hierarchical groups in constant communication/direction of a terror leadership team overseas.
ISIS and AQ have been using their magazines and social media to train a million little upstart terrorist - giving them enough info to run with, attack when they feel like getting their jihad on. These are terrorist attacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (NOIQH)
You can buy women in Saudi Arabia? Shit, I coulda loaded up the baggage...
Posted by: Billy Cliton at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (qul7b)
And he turns around and murders them.
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (upeBX)
What utter horseshit. What adults sit around mocking someones background in a workplace.
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*raises hand*
But you gotta understand what I do for a living....
Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (3ZtZW)
remote control car carrying a bomb ... he's in his car and it is chasing
him down.
IIRC, it was in The Dead Pool
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (ZQfW9)
draw a heavy law enforcement and emergency personnel response and left
behind a device that would cause still greater casualties. The
device did not explode, and investigators do not know if the controller
was too far away to trigger the bomb. Forensic investigation of the
device has not been completed.
close call
.
.
.
.Now it makes sense why they hung around the area. They were trying to blow up as many cops as they could get.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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There is 100% correlation between the availability of free booze, and my length of stay.
The science is settled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (9mTYi)
But they're very loose with their definition of terrorism , right, wing, and domestic when its time to compile a list showing "right wing domestic terrorists" killed more people than Islamic terrorism.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (AkOaV)
They're no more dumb than Obama is dumb. They know what they're doing. They have an agenda. They want total control over the population by the government, and any instrument of resistance threatens that agenda. Freedom of any kind is their enemy.
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (VrdxH)
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This separates them wildly from ISIS how exactly?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (MbrzC)
And he turns around and murders them.
Posted by: despair
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What about global warming? You're clearly not paying attention to the national discussion.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (HiSOA)
And I'm no expert, but I hear it takes 9 months to make a baby.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Clearly no expert. It only takes, like, 30 seconds.
Posted by: Guy who disappoints women at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (VAsIq)
I can make toast in 90 seconds.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at December 03, 2015 01:44 PM (3dOE/)
These people are idiots.
Posted by: Nip Sip
That's the "how" they did it. We've established how they did it. Now let's move on to "why" they did it - why ere they motivated to do it? Nothing but silence and obfuscation from the left at that point.
Posted by: Dang at December 03, 2015 01:44 PM (2oWD2)
Ah, so Brits have always been raping young women on a massive scale, have they?
http://bit.ly/1YLpPkL
Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:44 PM (SL7dr)
The FBI head said they have very specific definition of "terrorism" and at this time the shooting did not fit that definition.
If they can't be tied to an international network, it doesn't fit the bureaucrat's definition of 'terrorism.'
It keeps the numbers conveniently suppressed.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (upeBX)
Then you can go home now. It's a local crime.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (FZxI4)
Good times.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: despair
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Well, they were Infidels.
Posted by: Zombie Muslim at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (1ijHg)
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Was not his 'wife' yet k-1. The baby was likely rouse to help get things expedited.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Billy Cliton
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But you can't peek under the burqa before you buy.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (HiSOA)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:40
Faster than a speeding Palin.
Posted by: huerfano at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (NSb9d)
Just think of the roller coaster of emotions in the obama regime white house yesterday when first reports were white male shooters,probably angry Christian gun nuts and then OOPS ,the 'M' type killers also included one of those 'women' that silly Republicans fear.It will be interesting to see how the pos pResident and his sh*t media lickspittles spin this.
Posted by: rufusrastasjohnsonbrown at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (Dz+P9)
Um, a couple of liberals in my office actually did that last Intern Summer when we had some kids from WVU here.
Not to their faces, but it was still a window on their so-called tolerance and celebration of diversity.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (PFy0L)
The UC Merced stabber had the same idea: hold his class hostage until the cops arrive, somehow steal a gun from a cop and shoot as many as he could.
There was also speculation (IIRC?) that he had crude bomb-making materials, or was it fake bombs?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (LA7Cm)
by the Pilgrims and Puritans, by the English, the Dutch and the
Germans, just desperately needed millions of Pakistanis to make it
complete?
Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (VrdxH)
I'm guessing the English, Dutch and German representatives in the UN who's lands are even now being over-run by Pakistanis.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (UQGss)
It keeps the numbers conveniently suppressed.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah, thats nonsensical. They do not hesitate to call Timothy McVeigh, for example, a "terrorist" even though he was not tied to an international network with hierarchies and whatnot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)
I am in Dr Office and CNN is showing NY Daily News cover and discussing how guns are the problem.
These people are idiots.
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Not idiots, no, they are the disinformation smokescreen for the LIV crowd. Can't have LIVs worrying about next door neighbor Abu Nidal turning out to be a terrorist infiltrator, oh no...
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: CJ at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (9KqcB)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (U6f54)
The UC Merced stabber had the same idea: hold his class hostage until the cops arrive, somehow steal a gun from a cop and shoot as many as he could.
There was also speculation (IIRC?) that he had crude bomb-making materials, or was it fake bombs?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (NOIQH)
When plan a is to "steal a gun from a cop" responding to a hostage situation, you really need to have a plan b.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (E5UB0)
That's the "how" they did it. We've established how they did it. Now
let's move on to "why" they did it - why ere they motivated to do it?
Nothing but silence and obfuscation from the left at that point.
'Why' is the only question. As long as there is a 'why,' the 'how' is adaptable.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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There is 100% correlation between the availability of free booze, and my length of stay.
The science is settled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (9mTYi)
There's a problem for me-one free drink too many and the f-bombs come out of hiding. Mine, btw, make people laugh.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (R7Al0)
Rush is right: the Left's reluctance to name the problem stems from the queasy feeling in their stomachs that when it comes to confronting and defeating resolute evil, they got nothin'.
They need to go, and their ideas dustbinned.
Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (SL7dr)
San Bernardino shooting suspect endured turbulent home life, according to court documents
http://tinyurl.com/gu8x6x9
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (eGr8Z)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (8y0hk)
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Yes... though it goes beyond that.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (guFKJ)
The FBI head said they have very specific definition of "terrorism" and at this time the shooting did not fit that definition.
I guess the feebs didn't find an ISIS Membership Card, Junior Goat Love magazine Swimsuit Edition, and secret jihadi code ring in their go-bags.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (gwpf+)
One way is to have a fixed magazine. The way this is done is with a "bullet button", basically a magazine release that requires a tool (a bullet, for example) to function.
A "bullet button" type release can be removed and replaced in about 5 minutes. Probably less if you practice. It is not uncommon for CA AR-15 owners to convert their rifles to proper function while traveling in other states where it is legal to do so.
Bullet buttons also exist for othe rpopular rifles, like AKs, FN-FALs, etc.
One neat thing about this is that the citizens figured this out. Gun companies produced bastard guns with sealed magazine wells. The whole off list lower effort and the solutions to the CA law were figured out by gun owners and small buisness (often started by those seeing the problem and the solution).
That's why I like Mini 14s. They are not on the list. No pistol grip
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (3mTyP)
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That's why for the polygamy.
Arab Roulette.
Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (3ZtZW)
http://bit.ly/1YLpPkL
Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:44 PM
Not young women...
Posted by: huerfano at December 03, 2015 01:48 PM (NSb9d)
Good times.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (VAsIq)<<<
Yes. We loved that one.
Posted by: The Dynamite Duo at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (VO5mN)
Posted by: FBI's definition of "terrorist" at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (VAsIq)
At least with Secret Santa, you only have to kill the one shitty gifter.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (j+aWk)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (W2YA6)
I always get a kick out of how movies make males look so bumbling the first time they have to ask a pharmacist for condoms. No, it's embarrassing when the pharmacist, sees you approach, reaches on the shelf for saltpeter for the 100th time and you have to buy both.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (7v/r5)
So after we enact National Gun Registration with the cross referenced mental health/domestic abuse/no fly list/library fine database, our next priority must be common sense internet regulation.
No more hate speech from ANYONE that antogonizes law abiding Muslims and no more sites that denigrate any group be religion, ethnicity or Democratic affiliation.
So let it be done.
Posted by: Monstress Hillary! at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: donna at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (/Ho8c)
Who is this guy? George Foreman?
Named both of his sons after him? Three Syed Farooks in one house?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (AkOaV)
And who's afraid of a cheerful Philipinna - other than other drivers sharing the road with her?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (R7Al0)
He and she had plans to do something, anything, anywhere against a soft target, and he went to the party, got fed up with the Christian feel of things, thought, "this is it," and marched out to get his woman, thinking, "let's roll."
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (U6f54)
Ah, so Brits have always been raping young women on a massive scale, have they?
Well, young men anyway.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Achmed Achmed at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (RD7QR)
I do agree this particular fiancé situation seems like a scam/plan at this point. The timelines are too tight.
Posted by: Lea at December 03, 2015 01:51 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 03, 2015 01:51 PM (S2VsH)
Welp, looks like my honey Huma is gonna be agitatin' for some tribal action, tonight! Yee-HAW!
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (YdOYw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (LA7Cm)
And they're right, too. It's just like our leftists' claiming American Muslims are every bit as loyal Americans as they are. Correct again.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (wtkzU)
Posted by: davis at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (Kxz3Y)
How about crazy terrorist control? Several of those beatches are cra cra and have terrorized me over the years...
Posted by: Billy Cliton at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Your massive, corrupt, incompetent Nat'l Gov't at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (hKyl0)
Zappa was a visionary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqoq2neEq0Y
Posted by: George Tirebiter at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (/zyrl)
You fuckwits really are beyond parody.
Posted by: Bob at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (+go4d)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (aoyma)
Washington hates you.
GOD BLESS
Posted by: WGAS at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (XzRw1)
I'm beginning to think Ryan is an idiot. The mental health problem was caused by a Supreme Court decision. No mere legislation can deal with that; only the Supremes can unfuck their earlier decision.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (oKE6c)
Why ask why God is doing nothing about the problems in this country?
You kicked Him out of the schools.
You kicked Him out of the public square.
You mock and persecute His faithful.
Don't ask for help from him, given your hateful rejection.
Ask for forgiveness.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (R7Al0)
I ran into a family friend who was marrying a girl from mexico. They got married legally before the big ceremony because it helped with the paperwork and all the fiance stuff was apparently a much bigger hassle than bringing over a wife. And this is from Mexico, where if she had just waded over the border nobody would have said boo.
Posted by: Lea at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (lIU4e)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (R7Al0)
There was a Batman: The Animated Series episode with bomb-laden R/C cars. "The Gray Ghost!" voiced by Adam West.
Good times.
Yeah, the toy-delivered bomb used to be a Hollywood staple. I noticed how it is suddenly unpopular in the 21st century... Not that it matters, the above post was correct. It is only a matter of time before a Jihadi wanna-be purchases a drone, loads it with kaboomite of some flavor, and pulls off a mini 9/11. I hope the hypothetical drone terrorist aims it at a presidential motorcade or an election-year gathering so the governing class will feel threatened and actually DO something beyond appeasing the SJW idiots.
There is a historical precedent for this. During Prohibition, the gangs shot at each other and anyone who crossed them, and D.C. went tut-tut-tut. A Mob patsy shot the mayor of Chicago while he was doing a political meeting with FDR, and Federal agents were sicced on the gangsters.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (R7Al0)
My wife both resents and resembles that remark.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (S2VsH)
I mean, really, who HASN'T thought about getting a semi-automatic rifle and randomly shooting people while shouting "allahu akhbar!", amirite?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (Zmat4)
Who is this guy? George Foreman? "
I guess he just couldn't come up with any other name.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (2x3L+)
My wife came over on a K-9 visa!
Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (xodPA)
They watched ISIS propaganda online together.
NOTHING TO SEE.
Guy lives in a cabin no electricity, no computer.
IT'S RIGHT WING BLOGS!!!
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (7v/r5)
Nice observation.
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (3dOE/)
by comparison, when it comes to the treatment of women by men, Islam and ME cultural mores (among others) are much more straightforward
Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (SL7dr)
Posted by: Achmed Achmed at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (Y8P5w)
Nah, you're right. I'd rather just shelter in place under the conference table and take my chances that I can play dead good enough while I'm bleeding out from multiple gun shot wounds.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)
--
Does this mean he finally figured out that mohammedism is a mental illness? Probably not.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: DNC Spokestool at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (YdOYw)
You fuckwits really are beyond parody.
Posted by: Bob at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (+go4d)
The mouthbreathers of the far left and its CAIR nutter friends think we should admit more people who have already shown ample inclination to terrorism.
You fuckwits really are beyond parody.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (oKE6c)
I really wish something more had been done with Batman Beyond.
He's a little long in the tooth for it now, but Clint would have been excellent as crotchety old Batman sparring with his unwelcome underling New Batman.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (R7Al0)
Anyone who's ever seen one pissed off.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (UQGss)
You "nutters" at "centres" are unqualified by cultural experience to judge America. And by the way, we kicked your ass pretty good awhile back and dont' think we can't come back and do it all over again.
Posted by: The Mngmt's Lackey at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: donna at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (/dSsq)
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No... Jihad-Change.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (MbrzC)
Well, then the murderous snowflake was a trifle sensitive, wasn't he? This was a party of health department employees. Was it even called a "Christmas Party" or rather a "Holiday party"
I doubt they were sitting around singing, "O Come all Ye faithful" or having little manger scenes near their placemats
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (SL7dr)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (LA7Cm)
Simplifies calling them to dinner.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 03, 2015 01:57 PM (5buP8)
The Los Angeles FBI is awaiting the final word from Fredo about the attack classification of workplace violence, conservative harassment, or the holiday party forcing him to wig out and kill his fellow workers.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 03, 2015 01:57 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: British Mama's Boy Killer at December 03, 2015 01:57 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: INS Spokestool at December 03, 2015 01:57 PM (YdOYw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (wDa+/)
Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (SL7dr)
O'Connor v. Donaldson, 1975.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O'Connor_v._Donaldson
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (oKE6c)
Let us all bask in all his Continental wisdom.
Posted by: The Mngmt's Lackey at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (RD7QR)
Sounds like a pretty accurate opinion you've got, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (No/ki)
I imagine you were out sick that day in trollschool, but there are some pretty noticeable differences between British English and American English that are very obvious to native English speakers.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (AkOaV)
I guess the feebs didn't find an ISIS Membership Card, Junior Goat
Love magazine Swimsuit Edition, and secret jihadi code ring in their
go-bags.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (gwpf+)
Silly Cur... the FBI would have only labeled them terrorists immediately if they had tea party paraphernalia.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (aoyma)
608 NBC News is reporting that they were married for two years.
______________________
According to who? Brian Williams or Rachel Maddow?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (KCQo0)
They are here and their campaign is underway.
All else is smoke and mirrors from their helpers.
Posted by: eman at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (mR7Es)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (fWAjv)
You fuckwits really are beyond parody.
Posted by: Bob at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (+go4d)
Look, Boob, if you don't know what you're talking about, don't talk.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (eGr8Z)
The Los Angeles FBI....
Posted by: Doctor Fish
The FBI and pals are busy deleting videos and wiping computer files to preserve the narrative.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: British Mama's Boy Killer at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (Y8P5w)
IT WAS THE HAM, H8TERS!!!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (iQIUe)
I'm Daryl and this is my brother Daryl.
Name that show.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: FCF at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (kejii)
Oh ffs.
It means we need to get the shit out of the melting pot.
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (Kqit+)
Have a couple of women harangue the jihadi holding a severed head whilst Law Enforcement summons the nearest regional police armed with a single action revolver.
Posted by: The Mngmt's Lackey at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (8y0hk)
will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and
support a more 'experienced' individual.
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (ck8TA)
Who would that be?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (oKE6c)
Obama's remarks must have been too subtle and were completely missed.
Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (guFKJ)
Leftwingers: Support Muslims, attack Christians.
Posted by: British Mama's Boy Killer at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 02:01 PM (Qvgg/)
Terrorist: noun 1. an individual who murders indiscriminately on
behalf of a foreign organization to incite fear in a population. 2. a
Republican.
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I do believe that definition is the one that Obummer is hoping to foster by this time next year.
McVeigh really made all the Lefties grab for their brown pants 20 years ago, didn't he? Odd how they are turning it into a self-fulfilling prophecy. The irony is that McVeigh may have had a Muzzie fellow traveler or two helping him out. It will be an unsolved mystery due to Bubba's direction through the Renobot concerning the investigation. (I try to remember the OK bombing and the Branch Davidian BBQ whenever I start feeling nostalgic for the likable Clinton.)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 02:01 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Doom Rider
Jeb! can fix it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 02:01 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 02:01 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Doom Rider
Beck is a couple of ice cubes short of a full tray.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (kdS6q)
Name that show.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (7v/r5)
bob newhart.
also, nood.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (AkOaV)
Trouble is, I own the servers and my son manages them for me and a number of other business he has contracted.
I was told when I got into this that we had simultaneous servers running and that something like this would be "seemless" and "undetectable" to the end user.
Fuck.
I don't know how this is going to end, but I'll guarantee it's not going to be cheap.
Posted by: jwest at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (Zs4uk)
Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali
will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and
support a more 'experienced' individual.
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (ck8TA)
Who would that be?
Jay, you make Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio feel so sad. And their supporters will now phone and email you for a week to explain their sadness to you.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (Kqit+)
That's why your competent jihadi will rig them to work by cell phone.
May have been pure luck that this didn't work.
Posted by: FCF at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (kejii)
It usually is with jihadis. Their incompetence has been one of our main defenses against them. That won't go on forever, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bodo Fraggins at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (F8CD3)
Newhart, but it was "I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl." IIRC the Daryls didn't say much.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (UQGss)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 02:04 PM (3ZtZW)
The two jihad Muslims were very mad about not being selected for Wheel of Fortune, and vowed to seek revenge on CBS.
Posted by: Pat Sajak at December 03, 2015 02:04 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (/Ho8c)
Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali will wake people
up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and support a more
'experienced' individual.
Posted by: Doom Rider
Jeb! can fix it.
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
(That deserved the Peanuts Full Derision Laugh.)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (zoehZ)
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Just a thought. With all the talk of muzzies celebrating 9/11, it makes me wonder once again about what was on the Kahlidi videos.
Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (oKE6c)
[x] perp 2 Muslim here on k-1 via Pakistani passport
[x] perp 1 had traveled to Saudi Arabia relatively recently
[x] perps recently married
[x] perps were devote Muslims according to perp1 father.
[x] perps had recently viewed online terrorist p0rn
[x] perps gave baby away prior to attack
[x] perps have had contact\communication with people with known ties to terrorism.
[x] perps along with alledgedly others spent time making pipe bombs in their house prior to attack.
[x] perps traveled together to holiday part not located at place of employment.
[x] perps shot up said holiday party.
[x] perps fled scene headed to unknown location with unknown future intentions with pipe bombs on board.
[x] perps had shootout with LEO.
FBI: We can't call this terrorism, and especially not international terrorism.
FBI==Politicized Joke.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 02:06 PM (MbrzC)
===
Crucifixions by Easter! Gays thrown from rooftops for Pridefest 2016!
Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 02:06 PM (3ZtZW)
Farook: OK I am one of your guys....But no sound emanated from your anus? Do I not get the humor?
Co worker: Right, but I just shook hands with a Jew. Hahahahaha
Posted by: We drove him to it at December 03, 2015 02:06 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (Fmupd)
I had the same thought.
It's like the point about the lack of information regarding Farouk Mohammed: if the MSM bury it, you KNOW it's bad.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:07 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bob at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (+go4d)
____________________________
Call me..... *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 03, 2015 02:07 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 02:07 PM (7v/r5)
638 Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali
will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and
support a more 'experienced' individual.
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM
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Beck trying desperately to become relevant again. He can't vote for him bc he believes Trump is an immoral man bc Trump has been divorced twice and bc his current wife posed nude. He just can't stand the idea that anyone would be willing to take Trump seriously. This said from the guy that has many times referred to himself as a rodeo clown and is also divorced and led a wild life in his past. Beck is confused and seems to have serious mental health issues.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 02:07 PM (2x3L+)
I know I practice tying the knots on my pipe bombs that I have ready and waiting for any insult. And I look smashing in my holiday vest and jihad outfits. Special ski mask is just the right color,y'all!
Could be ole Hilz is silent as unsure how to respond. Her mooslem brotha-hood ass-istant, Humidor, is still emailing back and forth parsing words. She is also hoping that these terrorists did not leave a path to isis in their social media (on that note, we know, per Catherine Herridge, that they give it a good scrubbing. But we knew that after the Oregon shooting).
No wonder Oblahblah looked so tired. They were probably making him practice, over and and over, "work place violence." He kept sayin' "Folks" "I need a shaved ice" "Climate change more dangerous than isis" when not ululating. He is exhausted, y'all. This is one they are having a real hard time spinning.
I doubt we will ever hear the neighbor story again of the "Middle Eastern men delivering boxes in the night and hammering noises from garage." Hint: it was not Santa and his wee elves working on a red wagon for Bobby. Those pipe bombs just don't make themselves! Now, if a pressure cooker is found...or a big jet in garage that can fly into buildings, maybe that would be "terrorism."
Now we are going to get the lecture not to blame mooslems. Ok. Fine. I won't blame them/sarc. I do blame radical islamic terrorism and bite moi. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 03, 2015 02:08 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (KCQo0)
BRAIN WILLIAMS AND RACHEL MADDOW HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS??
Posted by: Teh Revrunt Howl at December 03, 2015 02:08 PM (8Y7+f)
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (ck8TA)
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Hilarious. As was Cruz announcing today that if he wins he'll appoint Trump his immigration czar to build the wall. lol
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 02:08 PM (MbrzC)
Here is their message:
"Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of this horrific shooting as well as their families that occured in San Bernardino on Dec 2, 2015."
That's right.
Thoughts and prayers.
Guess they didn't get the memo.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 02:09 PM (KCQo0)
And their supporters will now phone and email you for a week to explain
their sadness to you.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (ry4ab)
I'd say Trump has about four cubic light years' more executive experience that Cruz and Rubio combined. They might go after Trump on other grounds, but lack of experience - at least as an executive, as opposed to a politician - isn't one of them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:09 PM (oKE6c)
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Even if they did it wouldn't change anything so long as it was expired.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 02:09 PM (MbrzC)
shooting as well as their families that occurred in San Bernardino on Dec
2, 2015."
Their families occurred in San Bernardino on Dec
2, 2015?
English teachers everywhere weep.
If they know any English themselves.
Which I doubt.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 03, 2015 02:12 PM (2Uuc6)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2015 02:14 PM (oDCMR)
If they know any English themselves.
Which I doubt.
I guarantee 99% wouldn't know what was wrong with the original sentence.
That fucking baby of theirs is going to become the Muslim equivalent of the Christ child.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 03, 2015 02:14 PM (hqZPQ)
I'm Daryl and this is my brother Daryl.
Name that show.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (7v/r5)
__________________________
Bob Newhart..... *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 03, 2015 02:16 PM (HSmrB)
"You are making flight reservations. The airline rep informs you that only two flights available with one seat left apiece."
"Flight A has one seat, but it is next to an old Alabama Klansman."
"Flight B has one seat, but it next to a devout Muslim from Pakistan in his 20s."
Which flight would you choose, Mr. President?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 02:16 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2015 02:17 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 03, 2015 02:14 PM (hqZPQ)
All they need to do is place him in a basket of rushes and let him float down river.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:25 PM (oKE6c)
The "Roster" screws badly with new handgun sales, though it may be about to fail legally. It's a list of "approved" guns that has dwindled badly and limits new sales (with a loophole or two).
All sales are registered, non-FFL sales are prohibited entirely. New purchases or transfers of standard-capacity magazines are prohibited but a couple of loonie cities (like LA) prohibited possession at all, which is probably illegal as a law (challenges pending).
Scary Rifles are restricted in bizarre ways - the "registered" old normal versions purchased before 2000 are subject to use and transport regulations, and new ones subject to configuration restrictions ("permanently" affixed short magazine or lack of certain features like a flash hider or normal grip that extends below the receiver).
It's a bizarre spaghetti of laws, most of which face challenges (several successful challenges so far have reduced the burden, but the state has frankly ignored some).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 03, 2015 02:43 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 03, 2015 02:45 PM (bLnSU)
Magazines over 10 rounds are illegal unless they were owned prior to 1/1/2000. Los Angeles just went even further and outlawed all magazines that can hold more than 10 rounds, including the ones that were owned prior to the 2000 ban.
Dumb-ass laws written by stupid people who don't know and don't care. I doubt any of the San Bernadino jihadi's weapons were inconvenienced by any of the above.
Posted by: Downrange88 at December 03, 2015 02:53 PM (6Dj6y)
Joe F.
Precisely. My husband has two Muslim doctors, both from Syria. Seem to be lovely, warm folks. One doctor I know has his extended family here. I want to trust them, but . . .
Posted by: Margaret at December 03, 2015 03:14 PM (F2qnR)
Notice how the stuttering stopped?
Posted by: Ob+mao at December 03, 2015 03:22 PM (jNPwZ)
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