Police Press Confernce In San Berardino

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Three pipe-bombs were bundled together as one (like a clutch of dynamite). They were put on to a remote control car, but the gizmo didn't work. (He wasn't clear if it was the RC car that didn't work, or the ignition for the pipe-bombs.)

The cops fired 380 rounds at them in the pursuit. The terrorists fired 65-75 rounds at the cops.

There were 12 pipe bombs at the house in Redlands.

The handguns were legally purchased (as I guess he had no criminal history) and the AR-15 type weapons (not really AR-15s, but that style) were legally purchased but not by the shooters. So this may be a straw-purchase situation -- which, um, isn't actually a legal purchase, then. They'll be following up to find out who helped this guy get his guns.

California has the strictest gun control laws in the country. AR-15 type weapons can actually be bought, but only in a "California legal" configuration. I think this means, mostly, that the gun's magazine can only hold 10 rounds, and not a more typical 20 or 30. The cop says they do not know yet if these particular guns were California legal, or, as I'm suspecting, straw-purchased by a friend or Online Hybrid Workplace Jihad Consultant and then given to Syed and Tashfeer.

Tashfeer is in the country on a K-1 visa, under a Pakistani passport. A K-1 visa is used to bring over fiancees. This is beginning to smell very much like a scam -- I'm thinking this woman is not merely a fiance who "became radicalized." I'm thinking she was much more central to this plot.


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Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2015 12:39 PM (RcpcZ)

2 W00t!!!

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2015 12:39 PM (RcpcZ)

3 tres?

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2015 12:40 PM (6xtq3)

4 Si! Si!! Tres!

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2015 12:40 PM (6xtq3)

5 nothing to see here!

Posted by: gapoz at December 03, 2015 12:41 PM (thyJJ)

6 unplanned, work place violence.

Posted by: gapoz at December 03, 2015 12:42 PM (thyJJ)

7 An amazing time.

Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2015 12:42 PM (q177U)

8 They are saying the dude "left the party angry."

What's the likelihood her arrived angry too?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at December 03, 2015 12:42 PM (Lu9c/)

9 I'll go tell the others downstairs nood

Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 12:42 PM (2x3L+)

10
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 03, 2015 12:43 PM (HSmrB)

11 Why so angreeee?

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2015 12:43 PM (6xtq3)

12 Nice work Clockboy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:44 PM (8y0hk)

13 Sounds like workplace violence to me.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 12:44 PM (W2YA6)

14 This bit of workplace violence took a long time to prepare for....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:45 PM (Qvgg/)

15 Did they confirm the red jihadi bra of death?

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 12:45 PM (iQIUe)

16 Do we have a timeline on the events?

Was the kid stashed with the relatives before or after he first went to the party?

'Cause IMO the former case indicates that the party was the target, the second case would indicate that the decision to shoot up the party was ad-hoc, and perhaps they were originally targeting something else.

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:45 PM (o+SC1)

17 Sorry kids.

No tactical remote control cars this year.

Posted by: Santa Claus at December 03, 2015 12:45 PM (VO5mN)

18 I mean, c'mon, the guy went up to scout the party then got his war-face on before he suited up.

You ignorant dipshit (President Boyfriend, I mean).

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 12:45 PM (W2YA6)

19 RC Car reform. Waiting period.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (8y0hk)

20 Sure seems like a young couple that was Hot for Jihad. I tell ya, kids these days.

Posted by: Oldbuffalo at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (/pOl7)

21 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (GwIKd)

22 "Our first order of business is to send our thoughts & prayers to the families of those who've been killed and to pray for a speedy recovery of those who've been injured in this terrible attack"

Obama - Dec 3, 2015

Posted by: ajlfour at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (R9Dm2)

23 The police chief just shot down Barry's "workplace violence" crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (FsuaD)

24 12 Nice work Clockboy

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*golf clap*

Posted by: @votermom at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (cbfNE)

25 They are bending over backwards not to say TERRORISM AND JIHAD.

It is fucking obvious to anyone with a functioning brain.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (COpZ4)

26 yep, listening

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (qCMvj)

27 Hmmm.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (AkOaV)

28 >>What's the likelihood her arrived angry too?


Exactly.
Maybe he was getting his gameface on because he was about to kill them?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (NOIQH)

29 Three pipe-bombs were bundled together as one (like a clutch of dynamite). They were put on to a remote control car, but the gizmo didn't work. (He wasn't clear if it was the RC car that didn't work, or the ignition for the pipe-bombs.)


Sounds like they've been playing too much Call of Duty Black Ops.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (kpqmD)

30

oh, the two rifles were the "3rd party" purchases

interesting

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:47 PM (qCMvj)

31 They stopped making Excursions a long time ago, amigo.

Oh, and I caleld it on the rental car.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (AkOaV)

32 Well, silver linings. At least this horrific event is a great opportunity to change our gun laws according to Loretta Lynch.

Why again did Senator Turtle (KY) allow her name to the floor for a vote?

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (t06LC)

33 >> Sounds like they've been playing too much Call of Duty Black Ops.

LiPo battery charging can be so finicky...

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (o+SC1)

34 So... does rental insurance cover "getting shot the fuck up by the cops" or does Enterprise have to eat that?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (AkOaV)

35 Vehicle was a black Ford Expedition rental, due to be returned yesterday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (FsuaD)

36 "Our first order of business is to send our thoughts & prayers to the families of those who've been killed and to pray for a speedy recovery of those who've been injured in this terrible attack"

Obama - Dec 3, 2015


Whoopsie daisies. President Boyfriend just smeared egg on alot of faces.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (rjtGa)

37 So I think it was Jackstraw that mentioned that the Boston brother bombers used a remote control car as the the detonating device (which I did not know). This was coordinated with others. They must have been given guidance and instructions on how to carry this out. Do we know who the others are yet?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (2x3L+)

38 One positive I will say came out of this: gun control is probably dead for a generation.

I mean, I think. Not saying the fringes won't keep trying.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (W2YA6)

39 I don't do too well at parties either but I've never shot one up. Then again, I'm not a goat-fucking mohammedan.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 12:48 PM (kpqmD)

40 Sounds like a good time to bring a couple hundred thousand of these good folk over to the US.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (Qvgg/)

41 Whole lot of jihad going on these days......

Posted by: Yo! at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (GwIKd)

42 What sickens me is knowing the powers that be are leaning on this department not to call it terrorism.

It's a fuckin' racket.

Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (q177U)

43 I demand "common sense" pipe bomb controls!
Immediately! IMMEDIATELY!! IMMEDIATELY!!! Harrrumph Harrumph Harrumph

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (YFFpo)

44 "Workplace jihad"

Posted by: Flaccid Member at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (5fSr7)

45 Hillary's reaction:

http://bit.ly/1LqkXYR

Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (TxJGV)

46 "We must take action to stop gun violence now, and so we will begin leveling Wahhabist mosques in Saudi Arabia in five minutes"

- What you'll never hear from Hillary

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (o+SC1)

47 Muslims are like a radioactive substance. You know that over any period of time a certain percentage of atoms will go "bang", but you can't ever predict which ones. You don't have that problem with stable substances and religions that aren't based on adoration of a terrorist murderer warlord.

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (VrdxH)

48 >>>>There were 12 pipe bombs at the house in Redlands.
.
.
.
.Nothing to see here, keep moving, move along, watch your step, just a mild case of workplace violence.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (iONHu)

49 The cops fired 380 rounds at them in the pursuit. The terrorists fired 65-75 rounds

Wow, I though 9's were light. At 380, the police were definitely under-gunned.
I've fired a 45-70, and it was damn stout. A 65-75 must be a real bitch.

/fungunthread

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (xq1UY)

50 If only we could turn a bear loose in the middle of that press conference.

Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (guFKJ)

51 Excursions are big ass Ford SUVs. Done in 2005 in the States and 2006 in Meheco.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (8y0hk)

52 The SJW "reproductive rights" crowd has got to be pissed that this is stealing all their thunder.

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (PeoNT)

53 Rc delivered pipe bombs? Pretty elaborate for a spontaneous party walkout. Was there not enough climate change being discussed?

Posted by: Dreadpiratesnugglecakes at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (1ZeOn)

54 They are bending over backwards not to say TERRORISM AND JIHAD.

It is fucking obvious to anyone with a functioning brain.

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Another in the long list of reasons why people have so little trust in the government or the media as both routinely employ the "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?" technique.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (JxMoP)

55 anyone keeping an eye on the presidents chief advisor?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (0O7c5)

56 I refuse to accept Hillary Clinton as normal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (FkBIv)

57 restrictions on volume of ammunition?

What does that mean?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (AkOaV)

58 "Workplace jihad"
Posted by: Flaccid Member at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (5fSr7)


just like the variations of Global Warming, keep up!

Brian Ross of ABC News has coined a new term for the attack: "hybrid workplace jihad."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (qCMvj)

59 Who goes to a Christmas function in an angry mood?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (LUgeY)

60 There were 12 pipe bombs at the house in Redlands.



Baker's dozen?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)

61 50 If only we could turn a bear loose in the middle of that press conference.

Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 12:49 PM (guFKJ)

A rape bear?

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (t06LC)

62 They are saying the dude "left the party angry."

What's the likelihood her arrived angry too?



What are the odds that he lived angry?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (FZxI4)

63 anyone keeping an eye on the presidents chief advisor?

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At least someone ought to check her garage for pipe bombs, too.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (Qvgg/)

64 >> They must have been given guidance and instructions on
>> how to carry this out.

I could have done that when I was eleven years old without any instruction.

The detonator part, maybe not making the bomb. Though I got close enough to napalm back then to set the backyard fence on fire.

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (o+SC1)

65 What is a hybrid workplace?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (FkBIv)

66 Brian Ross of ABC News has coined a new term for the attack: "hybrid workplace jihad."

***********

The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (mcm0N)

67 It's amazing to watch the Propaganda Press lie their asses off. They aren't even ashamed any more.

Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (TxJGV)

68 Whoopsie daisies. President Boyfriend just smeared egg on alot of faces.

Leftists will give him a pass. He just has to say that sort of stuff to calm down all the zenophobic Bible toting clingers.

And I find it hard to think of Obama praying unless it's to Allah.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (No/ki)

69 Three pipe-bombs were bundled together as one (like a clutch of dynamite). They were put on to a remote control car.

Yeah.

Whenever I get into an argument at a party, I go straight home and get my pipe-bombs-on-an-RC-car-thing.

Yup.

Spontaneous.

No planning, premeditation, or anything like that.

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (HiSOA)

70 He wasn't clear if it was the RC car that didn't work,

Should have payed extra for the Traxxas. I'd think an electric truck rather than nitro or car is the way to go for boom delivery. They are a lot of fun but if you start jumping stuff you will be buy parts.

Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (DL2i+)

71

would love to see pictures of the "bomb making apartment"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (qCMvj)

72 She radicalized him. I called it yesterday. Where is my prize?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (upeBX)

73 Yesterday's coordinated protection bubble for President Gun Control is going to be pierced nice and slow.

Posted by: Booter at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (Lg1F3)

74 60 There were 12 pipe bombs at the house in Redlands.



Baker's dozen?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)

Baker's dozen = 13

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (kpqmD)

75 "Berardino" headline's missing an N.

Posted by: MLCross at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (D6lM8)

76 The wikipedia page on the shooting has Governor Jerry Brown extending his thoughts and prayers to the victims.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (4ErVI)

77 ...just some random, ummm, folks from the neighborhood...

Posted by: TEH WON at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (uCiYy)

78 "Workplace Violence".

I hate these guys.

Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (9221z)

79 What is a hybrid workplace?

Runs partiallly on electricity-the rest is hot air.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (No/ki)

80 I don't really care how they got their guns since bad guys *always* get guns. Notice they aren't out scratching their heads about the legal status of the materials they used to build their pipe bombs.

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (Z/8dZ)

81 As I said earlier today, America is full of millions of soft targets. The MFM needs to quit going, "OMG! What about NYC and DC???!!??"

All some jihadi needs to do is hit a mall, Walmart, or Main Street in any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.

God help us all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (FsuaD)

82 Dave from the FBI?

I wonder if he knows our buddy, Bob from the NSA?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)

83 The cops fired 380 rounds at them in the pursuit. The terrorists fired 65-75 rounds

Wow, I though 9's were light. At 380, the police were definitely under-gunned.
I've fired a 45-70, and it was damn stout. A 65-75 must be a real bitch.

/fungunthread




ISWYDT. Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (FZxI4)

84 The cops fired 380 rounds at them in the pursuit. The terrorists fired 65-75 rounds at the cops.
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*Insert standard leftist drivel about proportional response here*

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (ZbV+0)

85 62
They are saying the dude "left the party angry."



What's the likelihood her arrived angry too?







What are the odds that he lived angry?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (FZxI4)

What are the odds that eventually the public is going to be even angrier and start kicking the ass the politicos won't even acknowledge?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (fMQoG)

86
No Go-Pros. Doesn't change much, but that WAS a wild one, if it had been true.

ATF will address whether ARs were "CA legal". Basically this amounts to ..... wait, I would have to go spend time reviewing the CalGuns "flowchart" on what's legal in terms of ARs in CA (no, I'm not kidding, that's how ridiculous our "legal" and judicial system have become, that such idiocy is allowed to continue).

Police chief did say several "high capacity" - translation in 46 states "normal capacity" magazines were found. CA limits mags to 10 rounds. Because, obviously, limiting mag size ...... um ..... well .... dunno, some low-IQ types who now dominate our govt., culture, country, and electorate might be able to explain the point of limiting mag size.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (QDnY+)

87 35 Vehicle was a black Ford Expedition rental, due to be returned yesterday.


Let's see who shows up and tries to get their deposit back.

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (VrdxH)

88 I wonder if an RC Drone could handle the payload?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (8y0hk)

89 BTW. She never became a citizen. She is a new immigrant. Pakistani by way of Saudi. Let's invite more of these assholes

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (upeBX)

90 I'll just repeat this fact here, that nobody in official media refuses to report:

mohammedism is incompatible with Western Civilization

One of them has to go.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (Qvgg/)

91 @69

And I always rent a large SUV for days at a time in advance. You know, in case I snap.

Fuck. I wonder if he bought the optional insurance.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (t06LC)

92 Dave from the FBI?




He sounds hideous.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (FZxI4)

93 No planning, premeditation, or anything like that.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 12:52 PM (HiSOA)


they were making IED's

I wonder if that apartment was really a "hub" for other terrorists - and that apartment was used to facilitate bomb making for many, not just the occupants

one guy did say he saw "a half a dozen m.e. men going in and out" while the neighbor said 4 in the middle of the night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (qCMvj)

94 How about modified, workplace limited jihad hangout.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (dvuhZ)

95 So..they were making pipe bombs. Seems likely they may have been supplying those bombs to parties unknown?

Posted by: Tuna at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (Cszmt)

96 "How all white people are responsible for San Bernadino"

Posted by: Salon at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (VAsIq)

97 I'll just repeat this fact here, that nobody in official media refuses to report:

mohammedism is incompatible with Western Civilization

One of them has to go.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Agreed.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 03, 2015 12:54 PM (VAsIq)

98 >> Brian Ross of ABC News has coined a new term for the
>> attack: "hybrid workplace jihad."

...and if it's plug-in hybrid workplace jihad you (or your heirs) get a $7500 federal tax credit for it.

"hybrid workplace jihad". That may be the stupidest thing I've heard in months.

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (o+SC1)

99 "But California has gun control!"

Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (9221z)

100 The Euros must be in disbelief. A muslim with an actual frucking job.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (8y0hk)

101 Lefty silver lining -- new reason to eliminate Christmas parties

Posted by: ajlfour at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (R9Dm2)

102 God Obama isn't stopping this!

Posted by: Mike ZZ. at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (Bs11h)

103 still can't figure out the motive.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)

104 She radicalized him. They came loaded for bear and she waited at the event until it was time. Bet on it

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (upeBX)

105 Did they confirm the red jihadi bra of death?

Probably doing the merchants the courtesy of allowing time for extra stock.
It is Christmas, you know.
The over/under on the lingerie: Vic's Secret, or Fred's o'Hollywood?
Omar the Tent-Maker? Nudie's just went back in business. Hmm. Quandary.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (xq1UY)

106 were legally purchased but not by the shooters. So this may be a straw-purchase situation
***
yup.

no way to prevent guns from ending up in these psychos' hands. Clean haaji could just get one and hand it off, all the same to them.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (YdHbr)

107 80 I don't really care how they got their guns since bad guys *always* get guns. Notice they aren't out scratching their heads about the legal status of the materials they used to build their pipe bombs.



THREADWINNER!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (FZxI4)

108 and if it's plug-in hybrid workplace jihad you (or your heirs) get a $7500 federal tax credit for it.

That was quite funny in a grim kind of way.

It's risible, isn't it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (No/ki)

109 Hybrid workplace? That's where half of them talk like fags and the other half's shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (kpqmD)

110 The motive is JIHAD you dumbfuck!

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (COpZ4)

111 Seems like these people may have had further plans will all the extra explosives and the fact that they didn't try to detonate themselves

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (LA7Cm)

112 As I said earlier today, America is full of millions of soft targets. The MFM needs to quit going, "OMG! What about NYC and DC???!!??"

All some jihadi needs to do is hit a mall, Walmart, or Main Street in any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.

God help us all.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (FsuaD)

Exactly. This kind of attack is way too easy to be successful at. There will be copycats.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (t06LC)

113 Dave from the FBI?
He sounds hideous.


They need to talk to Jake from State Farm.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (FkBIv)

114 "ALL THIS AMMUNITION"

What are these people fucking stupid?

It is not out of the ordinary for gun owners to own thousands of rounds of ammunition.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (AkOaV)

115 I hope this doesn't cause anti-workplace "backlash".

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (YFFpo)

116 Pipe bombs are made from pipe, yes? Well then we need pipe control. Every piece of pipe has to be registered, and a waiting period, and a background check, and limits to the quantity you can buy, and pipe can only be manufactured in small lengths, and small diameters out of weakened plastic, not high tensile strength steel.

Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (guFKJ)

117 Enough is enough. It is high time we had a serious nation conversation on the subject of enacting common-sense Muslim control laws.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (iIzG7)

118 If the guy was 'radicalized', why didn't the sooper dooper NSA pick up this from his cell phone, internet and email stuff and prevent this terrible tragedy? I thought they were keeping us all safe.

Also, I've decided to go into the bulletproof desk business, with all this workplace violence going around. My motto?

Cower Under Your Desk With Confidence!

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (gyKtp)

119 RC Car reform. Waiting period.
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You know, at some point jihadis are going to figure out how to load some explosives onto those drones that are everywhere these days and we are going to be in an unending world of shit.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (ZbV+0)

120 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSSelk84oA8

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

121 California's strict gun control isn't stopping this!

Posted by: Mike ZZ. at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (Bs11h)

122 So just to add to the good news, Putin issued a direct military threat against Turkey today.

Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (TxJGV)

123 59 Who goes to a Christmas function in an angry mood?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (LUgeY)


Your average garden variety muslim goat fucking terrorist?

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 03, 2015 12:56 PM (NVddU)

124 no way to prevent guns from ending up in these psychos' hands. Clean haaji could just get one




from Mexican cartel and Holder on his way into the country.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (FZxI4)

125 a "US person"?
Came in to the US in 2014?

I thought they said he was a US citizen. Like, that was one of the first things they said.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)

126 mohammedism is incompatible with Western Civilization

One of them has to go.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada

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Well, let's see: where should I put my bet?

One of them is willing to fight and kill.

The other is a bunch of human panda bears who have become completely disinterested in the continuance of their own line.

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (HiSOA)

127 Technically--it was not the workplace so--

Hybrid work place X-mas party jihadi

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (mcm0N)

128 News just said the perps were looking at jihadi pr0n online.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (LUgeY)

129 Hey you got your jihad on my work place violence!


You got your work place violence on my jihad!

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (upeBX)

130 104 She radicalized him. They came loaded for bear and she waited at the event until it was time. Bet on it
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:55 PM (upeBX)

Actually I came loaded for him.

Posted by: Rapey Bear at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (kpqmD)

131 This kind of attack is way too easy to be successful at. There will be copycats.

--

I'm surprised at the low number we have had so far. I expect several of these.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (Qvgg/)

132 From wiki:

A K-1 visa is a visa issued to the fiancé or fiancée of a United States citizen to enter the United States. A K-1 visa requires a foreigner to marry his or her U.S. citizen petitioner within 90 days of entry, or depart the United States.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (AkOaV)

133 A little early for a Christmas Party?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (8y0hk)

134 This should take every bit of wind out of the meme of stricter gun laws would have stopped this.

It should but it won't.

Democrats are just plain too dumb to understand what is going on in the world. Just too dumb.

Meanwhile my husband woke up and said he thinks it's time for him to get a conceal/carry permit.

My guess it gun sales surge.

Posted by: petunia at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (VoCyE)

135 Wasn't this a gun free zone? Why didn't these shooters respect that?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (ydCRh)

136 "I refuse to accept this as normal. We must take action to stop gun violence now. -H"


So does that mean she's now against the fake refugees coming here? If in the future, guns of law abiding citizens are confiscated and the attacks continue, then liberals will, in fact being accepting this as normal. And they will deserve it.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (E5UB0)

137 Want to end gun violence Hillary?

Stop importing Muslims.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (1ijHg)

138
Still no official (FBI) position on motive.

Cue up standard AOSHQ Islam stuff, but realistically I don't see how the FBI can deliver a nice package of motive etc. 24 hours after the event.

She was here on a K-1 visa (one of two ways to marry foreigners and get on a path to a green card).

She was on a Pakistani passport. Hmmm.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (QDnY+)

139 She radicalized him. They came loaded for bear

There's that bear again.

Posted by: Leo DeCrapio at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (FkBIv)

140 Free honeymoon rental cars if you call now.

Posted by: Jihadi Jane Mail Order Brides, Inc. at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (HgMAr)

141 >>Came in to the US in 2014?
I thought they said he was a US citizen. Like, that was one of the first things they said.


Oh, sh%ts gettin' real!

They are recent Muslim immigrants.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (NOIQH)

142 63 anyone keeping an eye on the presidents chief advisor?
--
At least someone ought to check her garage for pipe bombs, too.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (Qvgg/)




She's probably missing 12.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (oKE6c)

143 asking about "high grade military explosives"...

These reporters are beyond dumb

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (AkOaV)

144 65 What is a hybrid workplace?

A Prius factory.

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (VrdxH)

145 I read somewhere that the semi-automatic rifles (or whatever they were) were purchased by a former roommate of Farook. Would be interested to know more about that guy.

Also, the neighbor's report of a group of middle eastern men coming and going from their apartment/house at odd hours. Who were they? What do they possibly have planned?

Another idea I read somewhere...that the 'wife' was really not a wife, but a radical brought over here on a visa as if she were Syed's fiancee. The baby might not even be his.

So much more to this story.

Posted by: K-E at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (EdBH4)

146 He was radicalized through "Jihadmatch.com"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)

147
87 35 Vehicle was a black Ford Expedition rental, due to be returned yesterday.


Let's see who shows up and tries to get their deposit back.

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 12:53 PM (VrdxH)








Which is how the WTC bombers were caught back in the 90s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (gwpf+)

148 Fruck Turkey. Boot them out of NATO.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (8y0hk)

149 There were 12 pipe bombs at the house in Redlands.

That makes sense. They sell pipe bombs by the dozen at gun shows.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (zc3Db)

150 I mean, what more could have been done......declare it a safe space?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (ydCRh)

151 Online Hybrid Workplace Jihad Consultant

Top 10 In-Demand Careers, You Won't Believe What's Number 1

Posted by: brak at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (xwPSp)

152 "I refuse to accept this as normal. We must take action to stop gun Muslim violence now. -H"


FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (oKE6c)

153 Come meet your jihadi hottie!

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)

154 FBI says we still can't determine whether this is terrorism or not.

Hey FBI, give me a call and I'll give you that determination.

They really do believe we are that stupid!

Posted by: dufuss at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (9KGSK)

155 "This is the same damn buffet WE HAD LAST YEAR!!!"

Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (c8V4N)

156 a "US person"?
Came in to the US in 2014?

I thought they said he was a US citizen. Like, that was one of the first things they said.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)


I was getting pissed about one of the fox reporters talking to Hannity last night saying they were slow to release the names because they were "foreign sounding."

WTF? Why are we always worried about what white people will do in response to these things instead of catching the people who just f'ng shot up a Christmas party?

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (t06LC)

157 She radicalized him. They came loaded for bear

There's that bear again.



Getting his groove on.
They're not just for shitting in the woods anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (FZxI4)

158 150 I mean, what more could have been done......declare it a safe space?
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (ydCRh)




"Gun-free zone" signs.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)

159 133 A little early for a Christmas Party?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (8y0hk)

********

Maybe that's what set him off. The wife didn't have time to make her special blow out brownies.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (mcm0N)

160 Yeah, co-worker fingered this guy immediately.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)

161 13 minutes between threads.

The Self-Stompening.

So no Planned Parenthood Right-Wing Militia?

Who figgered?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (EUMr7)

162 I want an old fashioned girl who blows up like dear old mom

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (upeBX)

163 She radicalized him?

Damn. What sort of crazy woman thinks, "My Muslim husband isn't Muslim enough! I need to crank him up a few notches!"?

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (HiSOA)

164 So they were looking for this guy BEFORE the shooting even happened?

Yikes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)

165 You know, at some point jihadis are going to figure out how to load some explosives onto those drones that are everywhere these days and we are going to be in an unending world of shit.

It's enough to think about taking skeet shooting instruction.

Although I'd think it'd need to be pretty big, therefore, a better target.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (LUgeY)

166 Isn't Redlands the Stones Castle?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (8y0hk)

167 >>>>RC Car reform. Waiting period.
---
You know, at some point jihadis
are going to figure out how to load some explosives onto those drones
that are everywhere these days and we are going to be in an unending
world of shit.
.
.
.
.That is a distinctly crappy thought but probably true. Some of those drones can carry 5 or 6 pounds easy. Amazon is experimenting with them right now in my area.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (iONHu)

168 If it was "workplace violence", why did they get their game plan from the Boston Bombers and online jihadi sources?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (wtvvX)

169 You don't come here for the radicalization, do you?

Posted by: Rapey Bear at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (kpqmD)

170 A little early for a Christmas Party?

Well...they were calling it a holiday party whatever that means.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (rjtGa)

171 155 "This is the same damn buffet WE HAD LAST YEAR!!!"
Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (c8V4N)




"WTF double-dipped in the hummus?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (oKE6c)

172 i added lots of updates, for those without access to a tv.

The woman came over from *Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens.

I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)

173 Any 'ettes use the Gun Tote'N Mamas purse?

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (Z/8dZ)

174 I wonder how many pipe bombs were removed from the premises before the police got there? This appears to be a jihad factory, and with CAIR running interference, the odds are against the police getting everything.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (Qvgg/)

175 "US person"?
Came in to the US in 2014?

I thought they said he was a US citizen. Like, that was one of the first things they said.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)


yeah, I caught that too, but it might just have been a badly stated sentence

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (qCMvj)

176
I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)

Was the baby part of the plan then?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV)

177 162 I want an old fashioned girl who blows up like dear old mom
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (upeBX)




Opens a new facet to the term "blow job."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)

178 asking about "high grade military explosives"...

These reporters are beyond dumb

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (AkOaV)

Well, black powder was military explosives back in the '60s. The 1860s.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (t06LC)

179 Why is CAIR still in this country?

Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (9221z)

180 The SJW "reproductive rights" crowd has got to be pissed that this is stealing all their thunder.

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at December 03, 2015 12:50 PM (PeoNT)


The Slow Learners of the Left(TM) haven't realized that this is the new "normal" yet.

Any islamic terrorist attack by it's very nature,

is going to make their concerns look silly, little, pissy and trivial by comparison.

Especially, when they try to cram every nutcase who comes down the pike as-

a "straight, conservative, white male Christian" crazy gun-owing terrorist who hates women

and by extension impugns all straight, conservative, white male Christian gun-owners everywhere.

And then claim that the islamic jihadist has nothing to do with "real islam" and that we can't blame muslims as a whole for the actions of a few.


If the SJWs really and truly want their concerns on the front page,

they need to kick muslims out of their coalition of losers and go full FDR on the their asses and their funders until islamic jihad is stamped out for a generation or so.

Otherwise, nope.

No sale.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (KUa85)

181 She radicalized him. They came loaded for bear

There's that bear again.

----

You can't tell a bear what to do.

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (HiSOA)

182 i added lots of updates, for those without access to a tv.

The woman came over from *Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens.

I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)


that's where a lot of the "honest" journalists are going with this

I agree.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (qCMvj)

183
Reports indicate Syed became angry when he noticed a co- worker double dipping the hummus.

Posted by: jihadhi free zone at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (q4hvt)

184 174 I wonder how many pipe bombs were removed from the premises before the police got there? This appears to be a jihad factory, and with CAIR running interference, the odds are against the police getting everything.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (Qvgg/)




I say again: how the hell did CAIR get in on this even before the FBI??

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)

185 >>>He was radicalized through "Jihadmatch.com"

I'm a bigger fan of JihadMILFS.com. Apparently,they make you tabouli afterwards.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (EUMr7)

186 Sprinklers went off in room.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (7v/r5)

187 Did Fuckhead say Pockestan?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (8y0hk)

188 He was radicalized through "Jihadmatch.com"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)
PlentyOfFissionableMaterial.com

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (wtvvX)

189 183
Reports indicate Syed became angry when he noticed a co- worker double dipping the hummus.
Posted by: jihadhi free zone at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (q4hvt)

If a co-worker got jelly in t he peanut butter jar, I'd call that a pretty solid motive right there.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (AkOaV)

190 160 Yeah, co-worker fingered this guy immediately.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)

Ewwwwww.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (kpqmD)

191 Jobhad.

Freeing infidels from job lock.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (VO5mN)

192 i added lots of updates, for those without access to a tv.

The woman came over from *Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens.

I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)


my comment earlier today was that she was the "trainer," educator, and coordinator. She came with the knowledge.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (qCMvj)

193
And, wouldn't you know it, I was just (obviously by chance) finally getting around to doing my homework to buy an AR. Don't have any, they don't interest me really, but a combination of "what the hell, why not/get one before CA tries even more idiotic unconstitutional nonsense" have been driving me to this.

Prices have returned to normal, even "good" prices if you know what you're doing (I don't) on building from components. Now?

Might have to wait for the next low tide, edumucate myself a bit more, and get one later, assuming CA doesn't try anything. Oddly enough, Gov. Brown vetoed something resembling an AR ban last year.

He's a disaster of course, but has a weird variation in that he is not all-in for "gun control" on a substantive level, and is very averse to the state launching hopeless suicide missions on laws that will likely be struck down by the courts. And as a former AG he is very well personally up to date on the state of "jurisprudence" on these matters.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (QDnY+)

194 >>I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.

You mean she might have been a widow with a small child?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (/tuJf)

195 You can either a) disarm the entire public or b) stop importing muslims and stop releasing felons from prison.

But not both.

Posted by: navybrat at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (ETxiG)

196 Wasn't this a gun free zone? Why didn't these shooters respect that?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (ydCRh)

I know right? Also, we need to make murder illegal. If only they had known the laws this would not have happened...

Posted by: Timon at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (KSonr)

197 I probably have around 10,000 rounds in one of my small cupboards in my man-cave. And they fit in it quite comfortably.

And I don't think I'm at all unusual for someone who actually goes out shooting.

So, everything the left thinks they know about guns is bullshit

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (W2YA6)

198 That new pipe ban is going to piss Iowahawk off, bigtime. Dr Grabow hardest.

Yes, obviously a gauche too-early holiday celebration, and also, someone wore white shoes after Labor Day, but mostly

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (xq1UY)

199 She radicalized him. They came loaded for bear

There's that bear again.

----

You can't tell a bear what to do.

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:02 PM (HiSOA)

Rape?

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (t06LC)

200 But-but-TRUMP AUTOGRAPHED A BOOB!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (r9tFS)

201 I say again: how the hell did CAIR get in on this even before the FBI??


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)

Their friends at CNN.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (wtvvX)

202 That is a distinctly crappy thought but probably true. Some of those drones can carry 5 or 6 pounds easy. Amazon is experimenting with them right now in my area.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (iONHu)


The palis were fooling around with radio controlled airplanes and explosives decades ago in Israel.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (zc3Db)

203 Quick, let's import more Syrian refugees.

First of the new batch arrives in Texas today, state has already filed suit.

Posted by: brak at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (xwPSp)

204 You know, at some point jihadis are going to figure out how to load some explosives onto those drones that are everywhere these days and we are going to be in an unending world of shit.

It's enough to think about taking skeet shooting instruction.

Although I'd think it'd need to be pretty big, therefore, a better target.


#12 shot out of a 10 gauge. Almost like ack ack fire.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (FZxI4)

205 EVERYBODY CHILL


I'm told that the entire panoply of alphabet soup security agencies will be vetting "refugees" now, so the future situation is well in hand.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (Wckf4)

206 I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.
Posted by: ace
Was the baby part of the plan then?

So much for the harmless women and children. It's all BS.

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (KvWlw)

207 138
Still no official (FBI) position on motive.

Cue up standard AOSHQ Islam stuff, but realistically I don't see how the FBI can deliver a nice package of motive etc. 24 hours after the event.

She was here on a K-1 visa (one of two ways to marry foreigners and get on a path to a green card).

She was on a Pakistani passport. Hmmm.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 12:58 PM (QDnY+)

***********

I suppose they've eliminated the possibility the passport was stolen.

Stolen passports found after the fact in Paris, and some 200 Turkish passports found in Bangkok after the bombing there.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (mcm0N)

208 184. I say again: how the hell did CAIR get in on this even before the FBI??

Simple: insider info

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (UhRGU)

209 He was radicalized through "Jihadmatch.com"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)


I still think they were jihad chatting at the dating site. They are using all platforms to talk.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (qCMvj)

210 She has the opposite of a Lazarus you know what

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (upeBX)

211 I say again: how the hell did CAIR get in on this even before the FBI??

Simple: insider info
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (UhRGU)


Jarrett

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (qCMvj)

212 Who is the neighbor who saw several Mideastern men going in and out of the house, and all sorts of packages being delivered?

Didn't want to "profile" the neighbors, so now 14 people are dead and 17 injured.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (FsuaD)

213 We haven't ruled anything out, including terrorism. What we know for sure however, is Planned Parenthood is in California, and only right-wing tea-baggers own guns.

Thoughts and prayers!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (VAsIq)

214 I probably have around 10,000 rounds in one of my small cupboards in my man-cave. And they fit in it quite comfortably.

And I don't think I'm at all unusual for someone who actually goes out shooting.

So, everything the left thinks they know about guns is bullshit


Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (W2YA6)


Don't be afraid of the guy who has 30,000 rounds. There is no way he could load all that out and shoot it on a rampage. He shoots targets.

Be afraid of the guy who buys 300 and loads them out.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (t06LC)

215 Syria? Average IQ 83.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (8y0hk)

216 "I say again: how the hell did CAIR get in on this even before the FBI??

Unindicted co-conspirators.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (iIzG7)

217 Ace retweeted a link from Baldilocks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (4ErVI)

218
Carmela Soprano: Those damn bears!

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (iQIUe)

219 "Say 'Jingle Bells' again! SAY 'Jingle Bells' again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker!"

Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (c8V4N)

220 You can either a) disarm the entire public or b) stop importing muslims and stop releasing felons from prison.

--

One guess as to which option the democrats choose.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (Qvgg/)

221 Rental car, due back today. Gonna take a llllong time to count all the bullet holes in that sucker. Somebody's gonna lose their deposit.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (7v/r5)

222 Was the baby part of the plan then?
--
Camouflage.
Lovely young couple with their first baby. Just want a new life away from all the terror. House in the suburbs with a nice white picket fence, dog in the backyard, two cars in the garage.


Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (guFKJ)

223 Was the baby part of the plan then?

So much for the harmless women and children. It's all BS.
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (KvWlw)


easier to get in if you say you are "married" and have a kid coming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (qCMvj)

224 Reports indicate Syed became angry when he noticed a co- worker double dipping the hummus.

Posted by: jihadhi free zone at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (q4hvt)

If a co-worker got jelly in t he peanut butter jar, I'd call that a pretty solid motive right there.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

-----

Or...

"Who brought goddamned celery? This is supposed to be a party, you assholes!"

And who among us wouldn't have gone home and gotten the pipe bombs at that point?

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (HiSOA)

225 >>I say again: how the hell did CAIR get in on this even before the FBI??

I'd guess the family reached out to them, because they knew what was going down before the police did. Or maybe they had CAIR involved even earlier, and included PR in their event planning.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

226 It will happen again and soon only on a larger scale. Please do not think this president is inept or in over his head. He knows what he's doing.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (l/N7H)

227
There were 12 pipe bombs at the house in Redlands.

That makes sense. They sell pipe bombs by the dozen at gun shows.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (zc3Db)







In bubble packs next to the RPG-7s. Buy 3, get a pound of Semtex for 50% off.

What, you don't have this at your states' gun shows? I love Texas.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (gwpf+)

228 She didn't give a shit about that baby

6 months old. I guess the best thing you can say about her is she didn't kill the baby

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (upeBX)

229 Rush is right: the left is at fault for these attacks. Their policies, their reticence in calling out Islam, their control of incoming migration system. The left fucked up, again. And now they are wildly trying to change the subject.

Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (TxJGV)

230 185 >>>He was radicalized through "Jihadmatch.com"

I'm a bigger fan of JihadMILFS.com. Apparently,they make you tabouli afterwards.




BangGoats.com

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (FZxI4)

231 He said prayers and thoughts.

That's different you monsters.

Posted by: Donald at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (tFWWx)

232 Oddly enough, Gov. Brown vetoed something resembling an AR ban last year.

He's
a disaster of course, but has a weird variation in that he is not
all-in for "gun control" on a substantive level, and is very averse to
the state launching hopeless suicide missions on laws that will likely
be struck down by the courts. And as a former AG he is very well
personally up to date on the state of "jurisprudence" on these matters.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 01:04 PM (QDnY+)

Sign of the times: Jerry Brown stands out as a beacon of reason in California politics.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (oKE6c)

233 Wait, dont we all think of grabbing our wives and strapping on gopros when we get upset at work?

Posted by: Dave J at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (tr79+)

234 We need common sense pipe bomb control laws!

Posted by: Marmo at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (pcgW1)

235 That muthlim puthy mus be good

Posted by: Mikee Tython at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (3mTyP)

236
34
I wrecked a rental car once, but not with bullets. Silly me.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (HgMAr)

237 All of our brides are fully combat trained, and come packaged with 2 assault rifles, 2 handguns, tactical garb, red bra, remote control car and K-1 Visa.
With the premium package, you get unlimited in home support from our team of midnight jihadi nerds.
Only at Ahmed's!
PayPal accepted.

Posted by: Ahmed's Jihadi-Bride Online at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (hKyl0)

238 Still just mumble mumble from the FBI on site. I guess they are waiting for Washington to tell them what the result of the investigation will be.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (rwI+c)

239 Chief is saying there were no GoPros.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (FsuaD)

240 You know, at some point jihadis are going to figure out how to load some explosives onto those drones that are everywhere these days

--------

I invented radio waves!

Posted by: Achmad, Clock King of Qatar at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (VAsIq)

241 All some jihadi needs to do is hit a mall, Walmart, or Main Street in
any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.


I was discussing this with a friend while in a random small town a couple weeks ago. I think this tact is unlikely for two reasons.

One, small town people are more likely to be armed and there's no way to know who or how many. That means Mr Jihadi has to risk being gunned down by his third or fourth target and being forgotten in a day. And the population isn't dense enough to justify a larger team.

Two, middle easterners can roam big cities and not be out of place. But in Whitebread McPodunk, they would face constant attention, if not scrutiny (and even of a benign "don't see one of them every day" sort would make launching a sneak attack difficult).

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (ZbV+0)

242 I don't think this is terrorism.

I think it is jihad.


Who is he trying to terrorize?

??

Posted by: Yo! at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (GwIKd)

243 As a global terrorist and recruitment strategy, this "workplace" attack makes good, good sense. It serves to create fear and distrust directly where people live and work. It causes people to fear their Muslim co-workers. It requires moderate Muslims in the American workplace, starting more than ever to feel the distrust and anxiety of their coworkers and workplace friends, to choose sides in the global jihad. Who are your brothers? Those who distrust and hate you, or your fellow believers in Allah? It brings us a big step to the war that Islam wants with the rest of the world.

Somebody gonna be assimilated. Might be us, might be them. I'm making no bets at this point.

Posted by: ss at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (iU+1A)

244 "I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi. "

Well, Jihad and sex. Islam has very...er permissive attitudes towards what constitutes a marriage.

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (Z/8dZ)

245 Police don't know anything about GoPros.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (7v/r5)

246 116 Pipe bombs are made from pipe, yes? Well then we need pipe control. Every piece of pipe has to be registered, and a waiting period, and a background check, and limits to the quantity you can buy, and pipe can only be manufactured in small lengths, and small diameters out of weakened plastic, not high tensile strength steel.


They already took certain over-the-counter medicine and placed them in the pharmacy and require extra effort to get it, because druggies abuse them.

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (VrdxH)

247 In bubble packs next to the RPG-7s. Buy 3, get a pound of Semtex for 50% off.

What, you don't have this at your states' gun shows? I love Texas.



Buy 100ft of det cord, get the next 50ft half off.
Gotta love Texas gun shows!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (FZxI4)

248 234 We need common sense pipe bomb control laws!
Posted by: Marmo at December 03, 2015 01:07 PM (pcgW1

Not while we are here.
Posted by: National Pipe Bomb Association

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (n22zQ)

249 225 >>I say again: how the hell did CAIR get in on this even before the FBI??

I'd guess the family reached out to them, because they knew what was going down before the police did. Or maybe they had CAIR involved even earlier, and included PR in their event planning.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:06 PM (NOIQH)



So ... CAIR was an accessory before the fact? Department of Justice, does that interest you ... at all?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c)

250 >>>You mean she might have been a widow with a small child?


late last night on fox they were questioning the timing of this marriage and the six month old child. I was tired and forget how it went, but the math doesn't all add up. (Or at least they didn't think so last night.)

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (dciA+)

251 What this situation tells us is women are extremely capable of combat.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (VAsIq)

252 Obama says the reason Tashfeen snapped is because she was punished with a baby.

Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (c8V4N)

253 would love to see pictures of the "bomb making apartment"
He was always a nut. I avoided him.

Posted by: the building's lobby at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (xodPA)

254 Obumbles is crapping, his meme is dissolving

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (3mTyP)

255 Gonna be a lot of smiling faces in mosques all over the country tomorrow.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (zoehZ)

256 Is there a pipe bomb loophole at pipe bomb shows we can put an end to - Hillary Clinton

Feel the burn there Jihadi assholes

Posted by: dufuss at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (9KGSK)

257 >>>
I probably have around 10,000 rounds in one of my small cupboards in my man-cave. And they fit in it quite comfortably.

And I don't think I'm at all unusual for someone who actually goes out shooting.

So, everything the left thinks they know about guns is bullshit
.
.
.
.I am retired and go to the range a couple times a week and it is not unusual for me to burn through 300-500 rounds in a week if I am in the mood. I typically have about 100 rounds loaded in mags when I walk in the door, and those never last long.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 01:10 PM (iONHu)

258 I demand Congress close the gun show pipe bomb 12 pack loophole
---- President Daddy Issues

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 03, 2015 01:10 PM (UhRGU)

259 CNN

One of the shooters "radicalized".

Ghee let's not go out on a limb and call them both radical.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:10 PM (mcm0N)

260 They didn't obey the don't kill people or blow shit up statutes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:10 PM (8y0hk)

261 I say again: how the hell did CAIR get in on this even before the FBI??


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)



How much you want to bet CAIR has a special division that assists in acquiring special visas for "family members" to immigrate that had a hand in getting her here?

Posted by: Country Singer at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (8Y7+f)

262 Buy 100ft of det cord, get the next 50ft half off.
Gotta love Texas gun shows!



Bars of plutonium, three for a dollar!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (rwI+c)

263 So non-essential county closed.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (mcm0N)

264 >>One of the shooters "radicalized".


Ah, the no true Muslim excuse in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (NOIQH)

265 All the Dems will wind up with egg on their faces over this, therefore egg-face will be declared the New Normal and the eggless are unenightened neanderthals who really just need to be put in camps for their own good.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (oVJmc)

266 Press is 'shocked' that a woman was involved.

Google 'Beslan' assholes.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (7v/r5)

267 >> "Who brought goddamned celery? This is supposed to be a
>> party, you assholes!"

"Mmm, this is good."

"You think so? It's the bacon hummus. Great, isn't it?"

"AAAAAAAGHHUUHUHGGGG!"

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (o+SC1)

268 Here's what fucks me up about Muslims in America. Everyone says that they are just like any other immigrants, but they don't realize they are making OUR case that you just can't trust them.
Just off the top of my head, here are three cases where "normal" Muslims just up and went sudden Jihad.

Major Hassan--joined the military (what could be more "American?"; became a doctor (shoots to hell the "poverty theory of Muslim extremism)

Tsareneav brothers--involved in athletics, American friends, good-looking (at least the Rolling Stone poster-boy), girlfriends

Syed Farook--American citezen, worked for local government, liked cars and sports and guns.

I know plenty of Muslim guys just like this. Normal, have jobs, friendly. Hell, I know one who loves Johnny Cash--I burned CDs for him. How are you going to know when one decides to go Jihad? They simply cannot be trusted. They are not like any other immigrant group--past or present.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (Gej7N)

269 We need stronger pipe-bomb control laws!

Posted by: Hepcat at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (IeR2g)

270 What did the goat-fucker say?
"I love my wife, but oh you kid"

What did the sheep-fucker say?
"I love my wife, bu oh ewe"


Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (ucB75)

271 Okay, just saw a bear attacking and killing a deer. I would have run out and shot the bear if I was there. i hate bears. Anyway, i can see why it might look like sex. But really, the bear is killing you.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)

272 One, small town people are more likely to be armed and there's no way to know who or how many. That means Mr Jihadi has to risk being gunned down by his third or fourth target and being forgotten in a day. And the population isn't dense enough to justify a larger team.

Two, middle easterners can roam big cities and not be out of place. But in Whitebread McPodunk, they would face constant attention, if not scrutiny (and even of a benign "don't see one of them every day" sort would make launching a sneak attack difficult).



#1: Small city, blue state. Not likely anyone is armed.
#2: Trim haircut, clean shaven, jeans and a polo shirt goes a long way to blending in. Lose the beard, the head diaper, the muzzie scalp hat, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (FZxI4)

273 Who goes to a Christmas function in an angry mood?Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 12:51 PM (LUgeY)A Democrat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (X6fMO)

274 I wonder if ISIS girls go catfishing.

Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (SL7dr)

275 Did she like to give hummus?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (8y0hk)

276 Bars of plutonium, three for a dollar!


I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (rjtGa)

277 Do we have a timeline for the Saudi Arabia trip? When, and for how long?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

278 Were the pipe bombs legal?

Posted by: gwelf at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (nyxv/)

279
So the progressives had the "narrative in the box" ready to go for the next mass shooting event. They rolled it out right away.
Except, reality. Next mass shooting was Terrorism, not a crazed NRA card carrying white supremacist.
Now progressives look even stupider, as if that is possible, arguing for disarmament inresponseto actualwarfare directed at civilians.
Of course, they will double down. In other words, we can only be safe from homeland terrorist attacks if we ban and confiscate all guns. (Which effectively disarms only those who follow the law. Which, again, is going to be like, no one. )
So much failure. Critical. Failure.

Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (JTwsP)

280 >>>He was radicalized through "Jihadmatch.com"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 12:59 PM (upeBX)<<<

Mo'sHos.com

Posted by: formerly BurqaBeauties.com at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (VO5mN)

281 I've been to some really awful office Christmas parties.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (iQIUe)

282 Are we doing the backlash yet ? Come on guys, don't leave me out of the backlash.

Posted by: Irony at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (apJVd)

283 Press is shocked that a woman was involved and dutifully repeat Obama's new policy of all combat positions open for women.

Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (guFKJ)

284 Someone began singing "Frosty the Snowman" and...they just snapped. Said Frosty was an abomination before Allah...that--that ALL snow people were aberrations of nature....

Posted by: Trigger! at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (VAsIq)

285 "Kobe said he talked to President Obama today for about 18-20 minutes"




Because that's what's important

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (fWAjv)

286 "Whitebread McPodunk"

i live there. we know where the mosque is.

Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:13 PM (SL7dr)

287 Okay, just saw a bear attacking and killing a deer. I would have run out and shot the bear if I was there. i hate bears. Anyway, i can see why it might look like sex. But really, the bear is killing you.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)


Eh.

A little of Column A, a little of Column B.

Posted by: The Bear at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (KUa85)

288 Oh, BTW, Ace, "San Bernardino" is misspelled in the headline.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (X6fMO)

289 >>Google 'Beslan' assholes.

And the Chechen widows who held the Russian opera house patron hostage.
And the stabby Palestinian women, the moms who raise their sons to be Hamas suicide bombers.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (NOIQH)

290 ">You mean she might have been a widow with a small child? "

So it was a black widow situation then?

I don't think she "radicalized" him as much as she was matched to him when he went looking to Jihad.

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (Kqit+)

291 Why didn't San Bernadino just outlaw shooting people!? What a waste.

Posted by: LIV at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (VAsIq)

292 ok, so it's time for Lefties to give up with the leftism bullshit.

Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (SL7dr)

293 Tough to make call of 'Sudden Jihad Syndrome' when he rented a car days before, due back today.

Lotta planning.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (7v/r5)

294 An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.

Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (c8V4N)

295
This guy brought up the fact that the bodies of the victims laid their for 16 hours. Mike Brown's body laid their for 4 hours and that was because the idiots in the housing project were too threatening to the people who were there to transport the body. Shall we riot??

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/no-thiefs-allowed

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (iQIUe)

296 Small boys attack.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (8y0hk)

297
Jay, as I noted the gun control thing with Brown is quite the anomaly in his otherwise idiotic, even vile set of instincts (he's gotten much, much worse since his first term long ago). But as you also know, your point actually applies to some other issues - he's actually LESS insane and irresponsible than the Dems in the legislature on $$$ issues. Jaw-dropping.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (QDnY+)

298 271 Okay, just saw a bear attacking and killing a deer. I would have run out and shot the bear if I was there. i hate bears. Anyway, i can see why it might look like sex. But really, the bear is killing you.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)

I'm so aroused right now.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (kpqmD)

299 Obama says the reason Tashfeen snapped is because she was punished with a baby.



Sterilize all muzzie women so they won't be punished with a baby and snap!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (FZxI4)

300 My money is on him being connected with AQAP. That's where al Awlaki went. That's where Samir Khan who created Inspire magazine went. It's where Nidal Hasan got his inspiration. Where the Tsanrnev's learned their bomb making, etc.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (/tuJf)

301

wew
rush talking about all of the benefits this guy had working for the gov

how he was able to take a month off to go to saudi arabia

how they bended over backward to appease him

the two bomber brothers were getting gov money

not about that guys...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (qCMvj)

302 Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (Gej7N)

----

I love it when British lefties pompously claim that their Muslims are "just as British as I am!"

Really? They live, dress, talk, and behave exactly as they did in Pakistan. So, therefore, Pakistanis walking the streets of Islamabad are just as British as you are.

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (HiSOA)

303 Anyway, i can see why it might look like sex. But really, the bear is killing you.
Potato; poh-tatto.

Posted by: papa bear at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (xodPA)

304 >>>
Tough to make call of 'Sudden Jihad Syndrome' when he rented a car days before, due back today.

Hope he bought the insurance.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:15 PM (EUMr7)

305
All some jihadi needs to do is hit a mall, Walmart, or Main Street in any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.


Main Street Jihad is actually good for America and here's why!

- new Vox headline

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (X6fMO)

306 The first depiction of a bomb on board an RC model airplane that I ever saw was on an episode of the original Man From UNCLE series. Must have been 1965.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (xq1UY)

307 You gotta wonder...

With the steady drumbeat of gun control NOW and all that coverage yesterday of San Bernardino, you'd think the average person would notice certain people going radio silent when the facts emerge and take note of it.

Or maybe I'm just too optimistic.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (PFy0L)

308


I don't think she "radicalized" him as much as she was matched to him when he went looking to Jihad.


Yep.

Betting the whole 'pilgrimage' was just part of the process.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

309 It does seem rather odd, after somebody shoots and kills 14 people, to talk about the legality of the gun purchases.

And yet we've gotten to the point where that's almost the first thing we notice.

Not the dead bodies, not the blood, not the amount of evil that it takes to point a weapon at innocents, and pull the trigger. The paperwork. That's what we're arguing about.

Insanity.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

310 212
Who is the neighbor who saw several Mideastern men going in and out of the house, and all sorts of packages being delivered?

Didn't want to "profile" the neighbors, so now 14 people are dead and 17 injured.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (FsuaD)


I wouldn't put that on him/her, unless there was something truly out of the ordinary or suspicious going on.

I have an Iraqi refugee family across the street from me. I have no reason to suspect anything, at this point, despite many gatherings of similar-origin people. When should I call the cops on them?

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (3dOE/)

311 Their baby needs to be taken and given to a Christian family to raise. She will likely be radicalized if that doesn't happen.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (aoyma)

312 137 Want to end gun violence Hillary?
Stop importing Muslims.

That would be the Dark Helmet plan, as well. No refugees, no visas for muzzie passport holders

Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (hKyl0)

313 Oh--someone told me it already is illegal to kill people in all of California. But it seems like they should publicize it more? Like, maybe someone could start an awareness campaign, like, with those rubber bracelets?

Posted by: LIV at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (VAsIq)

314 Well ISIS girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear...

Posted by: The Hefty Bag Man at December 03, 2015 01:17 PM (l3vZN)

315 We need "Pipe-Bomb-Free Zones" with clear signage!

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:17 PM (HiSOA)

316 Pilgrimage? Trekking to the magic rock in the Temple of Satan in mecca?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:17 PM (8y0hk)

317 I have only ever known one Muslim person and she was gorgeous. Black long hair, white skin, blue eyes except she had a Kardashain sized ass. She used to spew a lot of subtle Jew hate and defend Palesftinians ad nauseum. Her traditional Muslim husband was a total dick that she hated. I felt sorry for her.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (2x3L+)

318 Take a break from the evil that dare not speak its name, and enjoy some decent Albanian elbows:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344327

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (o+SC1)

319 Also: Holiday party?

Hanukkah. Not Christmas.

Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (3ZtZW)

320 An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.
That's what Allah said!

Posted by: mike al-scott at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (xodPA)

321 "Democrats are just plain too dumb to understand what is going on in the world. Just too dumb."

They're no more dumb than Obama is dumb. They know what they're doing. They have an agenda. They want total control over the population by the government, and any instrument of resistance threatens that agenda. Freedom of any kind is their enemy.

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (VrdxH)

322 Coming from Hillary who has experience on selling weapons to cartels and terrorists. This is not normal meaning SHE didn't sell them the weapons.

Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (UXPjy)

323 When you're a bear, No means Yes.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (rjtGa)

324 294 An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.
Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (c8V4N)

Thaaaaat's what the uncovered kaffir whore said! ULULULU!

Posted by: Michael Muhammed Scott at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (kpqmD)

325 Well, that NSA meta data capture plan for every cell phone is working about as expected, eh? Look how much we know about these two.

Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (guFKJ)

326 268 Here's what fucks me up about Muslims in America. Everyone says that they are just like any other immigrants, but they don't realize they are making OUR case that you just can't trust them.

Just off the top of my head, here are three cases where "normal" Muslims just up and went sudden Jihad.

Major Hassan--joined the military (what could be more "American?"; became a doctor (shoots to hell the "poverty theory of Muslim extremism)

Tsareneav brothers--involved in athletics, American friends, good-looking (at least the Rolling Stone poster-boy), girlfriends
Syed Farook--American citezen, worked for local government, liked cars and sports and guns.

I know plenty of Muslim guys just like this. Normal, have jobs, friendly. Hell, I know one who loves Johnny Cash--I burned CDs for him. How are you going to know when one decides to go Jihad? They simply cannot be trusted. They are not like any other immigrant group--past or present.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:12 PM (Gej7N)



Same thing with Farouk Mohammed.


So lessee ... terrorists are foreign nationals, foreign-born US residents, American born ... the only common denominator? They're all Muslims.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (oKE6c)

327 Bears don't speak English.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (8y0hk)

328 Anyway, some 5th graders have been arrested in Clifton, NJ on charges of trying to make a bomb. The thing didn't work, but the intent is there.
Fifth Graders!
Of course we don't know what ethnicity they are, but I will bet you a million dollars I don't have that they are Muslims.
I live in Clifton and there are plenty of Muslims here.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (Gej7N)

329 With the steady drumbeat of gun control NOW and all that coverage yesterday of San Bernardino, you'd think the average person would notice certain people going radio silent when the facts emerge and take note of it.



My Facebook feed is unusually quiet after blowing up last night.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (FZxI4)

330 Call now to take advantage of our Day Care specials.

Posted by: Jihadi Jane Mail Order Brides, Inc. at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (HgMAr)

331 "So the progressives had the "narrative in the box" ready to go for the next mass shooting event. They rolled it out right away. "

Yep.

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (Kqit+)

332 "How are you going to know when one decides to go Jihad? They simply cannot be trusted."

No, that's exactly what the terrorists want. Don't let them win. Better to open the borders without question and pre-emptively submit, ass up.

Posted by: ss at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (iU+1A)

333 Youth is wasted on the young.

Posted by: The Brave Brave Blind Imam That Sends The Jihadi Yutes To Their Eternal Reward at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (nbGZj)

334 And who among us wouldn't have gone home and gotten the pipe bombs at that point?

No assault muffins? I go all 'splodey too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (LUgeY)

335 Recognize, however, that I would not for a minute hesitate - based on racial profiling concerns - if there was something truly suspicious.

I hate that PC crap.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (3dOE/)

336 Bears don't speak English.

Posted by: Boss Moss

----

But some of their words are very close.

Like "pick-a-nick."

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (HiSOA)

337 Export the @ssholes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (8y0hk)

338 ok, so it's time for Lefties to give up with the leftism bullshit.
Posted by: Feh


They're only getting started.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 01:20 PM (FkBIv)

339 When should I call the cops on them? 

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (3dOE/)

Right now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (7G/wk)

340 "The Euros must be in disbelief. A muslim with an actual frucking job."

Well Boss Moss, it was a county government job, so I'm not sure if that counts.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (y5bPZ)

341 How did his wife get in so fast? My son has a Mexican wife and it took over a year to her the visa (albeit Permanent Residency).

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (1ijHg)

342 That baby is six months old. Six months ago he was in Saudi. Was he picking her up? Is that his baby? How long have they been together?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (upeBX)

343 >> Bears don't speak English.

Interesting legal point.

How can you have informed legal consent if you don't speak ursine?

Or English, for that matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L174xUWK6bg

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (o+SC1)

344 >>>Tashfeer is in the country on a K-1 visa, under a Pakistani passport. A
K-1 visa is used to bring over fiancees. This is beginning to smell very
much like a scam -- I'm thinking this woman is not merely a fiance who
"became radicalized." I'm thinking she was much more central to this
plot.<<<




People always joke that marriage will be the death of you. Boy, were they right...

Posted by: zombie Farook at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (VO5mN)

345 I think life was so much better before 24 hour news cycles and social media. Yeah the world was still a fucked up place...probably just as fucked up then as it is now if you want to know the truth about it...but if it wasn't local fuck-uppery it had to be pretty damn bad for anyone to hear about it (and the "15 minutes of fame" people didn't have a world-wide outlet).

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (UQGss)

346 Suspects watched ISIS propaganda online.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (7v/r5)

347 An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.


The bomb.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (rwI+c)

348 25 They are bending over backwards not to say TERRORISM AND JIHAD.
It is fucking obvious to anyone with a functioning brain.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at December 03, 2015 12:46 PM (COpZ4)



Yep. What I said yesterday in response to an LAT article that cited a dispute at the party, and another idiot who babbled about a domestic dispute: "IT'S ALMOST CERTAINLY FUCKING MUSLIMS, YOU NITWITS!"


And that prediction has been borne out by events.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c)

349 It's not rape if you growl "Surprise!" first.

Posted by: papa bear at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (xodPA)

350 Today is Everybody Pat a Muslim on the Back and Thank Him/Her for Not Murdering You Today Day!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (VAsIq)

351 "So the progressives had the "narrative in the box" ready to go for the next mass shooting event. They rolled it out right away. "

Yep.



It was rolling while shots were still being fired.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (FZxI4)

352 k-1 visa is the easiest to obtain:

1. Petitioner must be US citizen.
2. Petitioner must have met fiancé in person within last two years.
3. Petitioner must earn 125 percent of poverty guideline (around 19k for two)
4. Both must be eligible to marry.
5. At the interview, only one question is asked that matters: why do you want to come to the US? Answer: because we love each other and want to be married and that is where he lives.

Filing fee is 235 bucks, I think.

FYI: legislation has been passed allowing the same-sex petition for fiancé and spousal visas.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (2Uuc6)

353 People always joke that marriage will be the death of you. Boy, were they right...


Posted by: zombie Farook at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (VO5mN)


*blink*

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Newly Married Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (UQGss)

354 342 That baby is six months old. Six months ago he was in Saudi. Was he picking her up? Is that his baby? How long have they been together?
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (upeBX)

Well, was the baby born in the US or in Saudi Arabia, where they seem to have met up?

I'd say that's pretty pertinent information.

And I'm no expert, but I hear it takes 9 months to make a baby.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (AkOaV)

355 319 Also: Holiday party?

Hanukkah. Not Christmas.
Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (3ZtZW)


Have they identified the group that was using the facility?

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (zoehZ)

356 346 Suspects watched ISIS propaganda online.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (7v/r5)


Well, hey, doesn't everybody?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (Zmat4)

357 An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.


The bomb.

Posted by: Grump928

Oh, Allah you guys need to knock it off.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (VAsIq)

358 Where did King Farook meet his wife? On Jihadmatch.com?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (Gej7N)

359 >>>Everybody Pat a Muslim on the Back and Thank Him/Her for Not Murdering You Today Day!

You spelled "bayonet" wrong.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (EUMr7)

360 I live in Clifton and there are plenty of Muslims here.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (Gej7N)

Are you coming to the NY/NJ Moron meet-up?

December 18th.

Nynjmeet at optimum dot net

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (7G/wk)

361 When the Democrats realize that importing terrorists causes them to lose more voters than they gain, things may start to change.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (E5UB0)

362 I think it was an Eastwood movie where they try to kill him with a remote control car carrying a bomb ... he's in his car and it is chasing him down.

So how long before Islamists figure out drones carrying pipe bombs? We need to keep them (radical connected Muslims) out of the country entirely, instead of just watching them. But Obama loves the terrorist's diversity, and thinks America deserves more terror.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (wtkzU)

363 And I'm no expert, but I hear it takes 9 months to make a baby.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Clearly no expert. It only takes, like, 30 seconds.

Posted by: Guy who disappoints women at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (VAsIq)

364 I love how we're supposed to still think it might be workplace violence when the feds have taken over the investigation.


It's terrorism. They wouldn't be heading up the investigation if it wasn't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (4ErVI)

365 316 Pilgrimage? Trekking to the magic rock in the Temple of Satan in mecca?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:17 PM (8y0hk)

=========

Dont be ignorant. It's an alien clitoris that fell from space.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (iQIUe)

366 Back in November there was a rash of high end drone and FPV related thefts from local hobby shops in the DFW area. I made some remark to my spouse that it was a little early for the holiday season. He gave me the look and said 'terrorists'. I'm thinking he could be right.

Posted by: UsedtoCould at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (bYwuM)

367
I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)

Was the baby part of the plan then?

Ummm what' s the term anyone? Anyone? Buehler?
"Anchor Baby"
Say it with me class. Anchor Baby.

Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (JTwsP)

368 Recognize, however, that I would not for a minute hesitate - based on
racial profiling concerns - if there was something truly suspicious.




Racial profiling, aka "good police work."


Notice nobody bitches about "gender profiling," or "age profiling." The people who bitch about "racial profiling" are black criminals.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (oKE6c)

369 *Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens.

I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)

do they have a date for visa ? i'm curious if the child was concieved here or there

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (YvRAm)

370 Clearly no expert. It only takes, like, 30 seconds.




Braggart.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (FZxI4)

371 not only did they allow him a month off to got o saudi arabia, evidently they were allowing him to leave however many times a day to go pray, then come back

like that matters
such idiots

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (qCMvj)

372
An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.




The bomb.


Posted by: Grump928



Number one with a bullet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (X6fMO)

373 354 342 That baby is six months old. Six months ago he was in Saudi. Was he picking her up? Is that his baby? How long have they been together?
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (upeBX)

Well, was the baby born in the US or in Saudi Arabia, where they seem to have met up?

I'd say that's pretty pertinent information.

And I'm no expert, but I hear it takes 9 months to make a baby.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (AkOaV)

*********

gawd, I'm so out of it--that's what ace meant by the math didn't add up!

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (mcm0N)

374 Today is Everybody Pat a Muslim on the Back and Thank Him/Her for Not Murdering You Today Day!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (VAsIq)


AKA, the "Congratulations, I didn't have to kill you today" Day.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (UQGss)

375 Clearly no expert. It only takes, like, 30 seconds.


Braggart!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (rwI+c)

376 "Suspects watched ISIS propaganda online."

Well I am shocked.

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (Kqit+)

377 One of these days the left is going to blame a mass shooting on a white Christian militia--before the bodies have cooled--and they will hit the jackpot.

Same with me and Powerball. I just know it.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (Gej7N)

378 H1B is the call center visa?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (8y0hk)

379 If you suffer from ED or pencil dick, one of our clit-free brides may be for you.

Posted by: Jihadi Jane Mail Order Brides, Inc. at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (HgMAr)

380 25
They are bending over backwards not to say TERRORISM AND JIHAD.



It is fucking obvious to anyone with a functioning brain.
----------------
Obummer lied like a tired dog about GWOT and Islamofascist terror so he could win in 2012 and get the hell out of the Middle East. The world then amazingly did not live up to Team Obummer hype and went to hell. But the White House can't walk it back now, they are too heavily invested in The Narrative. Plus, it would make them all look stupid, wrong, and willing to endanger the USA for political points, and we can't have THAT on the cable news, can we?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (ry4ab)

381 Dont be ignorant. It's an alien clitoris that fell from space.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (iQIUe)




That would explain the silver labia.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (oKE6c)

382 No way. That pat on the back might set off the bomb vest.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (4ErVI)

383 I have only ever known one Muslim person and she was gorgeous. Black long hair, white skin, blue eyes except she had a Kardashain sized ass. She used to spew a lot of subtle Jew hate and defend Palesftinians ad nauseum. Her traditional Muslim husband was a total dick that she hated. I felt sorry for her.

I worked with a bunch of Iranian kollidge students around the time of the Shah's death back in the '70's. They were a bunch of assholes and a couple of them went from Huntsville to LA to a protest.

Their contempt for us, our ways and customs and our laws was palpable. I learned a lot about "multiculturalism", needless to say.

I wouldn't piss on one if it was on fire.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (LUgeY)

384 do they have a date for visa ? i'm curious if the child was concieved here or there



American citizen! American citizen! Anchor baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (FZxI4)

385 >>>>Clearly no expert. It only takes, like, 30 seconds

I've got four kids conceived in the span of one union smoke break.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (EUMr7)

386

10:25 a.m.: CBS News reports that the suspects had looked at ISIS propaganda online.

JUST IN: #SanBernardino suspects were looking at ISIS propaganda online, source tells CBS News https://t.co/VCykxixRWA

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (qCMvj)

387 gawd, I'm so out of it--that's what ace meant by the math didn't add up!
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:25 PM (mcm0N)

heh, yeah

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)

388 324
294 An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.

Posted by: Beef Supreme at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (c8V4N)



Thaaaaat's what the uncovered kaffir whore said! ULULULU!

Posted by: Michael Muhammed Scott at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (kpqmD)


lol

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (3dOE/)

389 CBS reporting ISIS info (browser history?) on Faruk's computer

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (kXzR8)

390 349 It's not rape if you growl "Surprise!" first.

Posted by: papa bear at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (xodPA)


You know, now that this whole bear rape culture thing has been brought out into the open, the old question "Who's this sleeping in my bed?" has become very, very unsettling.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (Zmat4)

391 An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.




The bomb.


Posted by: Grump928


Number one with a bullet.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

"This show is chop-your-head-off funny!"

Posted by: al Jazeera TV Guide at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (VAsIq)

392 Have they identified the group that was using the facility?

===

No. But this early for a party? Hanukkah starts Sunday, I think.

Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (3ZtZW)

393 Clearly no expert. It only takes, like, 30 seconds.

----

29 seconds for the act. 1 second spent yelling, "SURPRISE!"

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (HiSOA)

394 Tactical Nylon Vest. Impervious to bullets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (8y0hk)

395 Jihad went to Saudi Arabia earlier this year to pick up his new wife. The baby is 6 months old.

And here I thought that premarital fucking was a big no-no in muzzieland.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (gyKtp)

396 358 Where did King Farook meet his wife? On Jihadmatch.com?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (Gej7N)

you don't have to be lonely at martyrsonly.com

Posted by: the real ch3 at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (IG5KL)

397 By Allah's balls, security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

Posted by: dwight bin-schrute at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (xodPA)

398 So, um, do the muslim women, uh, you know - wear underwear under those getups?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (6xtq3)

399 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (qCMvj)

to be fair, I've watched a few of their videos. Just out of curiosity.

I'm on a watchlist, aren't I?

Well, maybe not -- this lovely couple watched videos and I guess they weren't on a list, so...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (AkOaV)

400 "Oh, Allah you guys need to knock it off."



Insallah in the delivery.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (LA7Cm)

401 I have an Iraqi refugee family across the street from me. I have no reason to suspect anything, at this point, despite many gatherings of similar-origin people. When should I call the cops on them?
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (3dOE/)


Last week.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (NVddU)

402 "The Euros must be in disbelief. A muslim with an actual frucking job."
---
That's like a black astronaut, or a unicorn!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (ZbV+0)

403

9:50 a.m.: NBC News is reporting that the suspects left a remote-controlled bomb on the scene of the holiday party, similar to that used by the Tsarnaev brothers in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing. The aim was to kill police and medical personnel. The devices apparently malfunctioned.

Ah, so that is why they lagged behind, to remote control detonate the bombs

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (qCMvj)

404 An Islamic version of "The Office" would be a huge hit.


Episode One: The cat's eaten it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (rwI+c)

405 369
*Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens.



I'm thinking this was all cover, and that the whole point of her coming over was as a jihadi.



Posted by: ace at December 03, 2015 01:01 PM (dciA+)



do they have a date for visa ? i'm curious if the child was concieved here or there
--------------------
So, how do you Trump haters feel about his Immigration proposals now?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (ry4ab)

406 Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c)

It is time we realize tbat there is no such thing as "radicalized."

It is tbe default state of Islam. Some act on it. Many , if not most support it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (7G/wk)

407 And I'm no expert, but I hear it takes 9 months to make a baby.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

"Then why did you stop stirring?" --Just The Punchline

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (xq1UY)

408 They watched ISIS propaganda online together.
NOTHING TO SEE.

Guy lives in a cabin no electricity, no computer.
IT'S RIGHT WING BLOGS!!!

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (7v/r5)

409 American citizen! American citizen! Anchor baby!
-----------
Anchor-Jihadi!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (kXzR8)

410
Interesting legal point.

How can you have informed legal consent if you don't speak ursine?

Or English, for that matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L174xUWK6bg
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (o+SC1)

===========
Michael Corleone and Appollina had no problems. Then again, she got blown up...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)

411

Authorities said the design indicated that the attackers appeared to have calculated that their initial attack would draw a heavy law enforcement and emergency personnel response and left behind a device that would cause still greater casualties. The device did not explode, and investigators do not know if the controller was too far away to trigger the bomb. Forensic investigation of the device has not been completed.

close call

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (qCMvj)

412
Press is 'shocked' that a woman was involved.


Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:11 PM (7v/r5)







About that......

Posted by: Zombie Rajiv Ghandi at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (gwpf+)

413 305

All some jihadi needs to do is hit a mall, Walmart, or Main Street in any small or medium-sized town in this country. Dozens dead or injured.


Main Street Jihad is actually good for America and here's why!

- new Vox headline


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (X6fMO)


Speaking of Vox. Some newsie in Seattle, here, was citing Vox for something. I chortled and thought of the horde.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (3dOE/)

414 When pipes are outllawed, only outlaws will have working flush toilets.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (j+aWk)

415 And here I thought that premarital fucking was a big no-no in muzzieland.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2015 01:27 PM (gyKtp)

well the concept of marriage is less of a thing to them.

As in, you can get married pretty quickly and easily. They even have temporary marriages, which we in America call "hiring a prostitute."

And divorce? No lawyers, no courts -- all you do is say "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you" and bitch is out on her ass.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (AkOaV)

416 That's like a black astronaut, or a unicorn

Posted by: Sterling Archer

----

Where the hell's my unicorn?

Posted by: Guion Bluford at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (HiSOA)

417 210 She has the opposite of a Lazarus you know what
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:05 PM (upeBX)

Kali puthy!

Posted by: Iron Mike at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

418 "The woman came over from *Pakistan* on a K-1 visa, for fiancees of US citizens."

Who was it that decided for us that the land settled by the Pilgrims and Puritans, by the English, the Dutch and the Germans, just desperately needed millions of Pakistanis to make it complete?

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (VrdxH)

419 29 seconds for the act. 1 second spent yelling, "SURPRISE!"

Posted by: RKae

It's not premature if I announce what's going to happen beforehand.

Posted by: a joke stolen from Channelate dot com at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (VAsIq)

420 FYI: legislation has been passed allowing the same-sex petition for fiance and spousal visas.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 03, 2015 01:23 PM (2Uuc6)


Great. We're short of pervs, and clearly need to import more. Kinda like terrorists and illiterate gardeners.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (oKE6c)

421

this was planned out way in advance and with maximum casualties in mind

holy crap

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (qCMvj)

422 389 CBS reporting ISIS info (browser history?) on Faruk's computer

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (kXzR


And they probably looked like a constipated guy trying to pinch a loaf when they reported it. You know they were desperately hoping to find a Tea Party website or a libertarian bumper sticker on the tower case.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (Zmat4)

423 Is it just me or does Hillary Clinton look slightly drunk on her Twitter portrait?

Posted by: Begonia at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (c3ZL8)

424 We're looking at this all wrong. Look how peaceful Hammtramck is. No trouble there. Instead of forcing these lovely muslim couples to endure the hatred from all those bible clinging, gun carrying Christian neanderthals, we should settle muslims refugees in Detroit where there is room for growth.

They can buy a house, cheaply. Some little fixer upper that with some help from friends would make a nice suburban community of like minded individuals

Obama is doing this all wrong, alienating both sides by forcing refugees to live where they are not wanted and will face daily persecution.

It is just common sense that refugees should have a community of their own. It works in Hammtramck.

Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (guFKJ)

425 I have an Iraqi refugee family across the street from me. I have no reason to suspect anything, at this point, despite many gatherings of similar-origin people. When should I call the cops on them?

When the start getting a lot of package deliveries and Middle Eastern men men going in and out at all hours of the night.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (No/ki)

426 #IWillRCCarBombWithYou

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (fWAjv)

427 Ah, the honeypot. Never fuck crazy jihadi.

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (3tjn4)

428 Maybe his bride came "pre-stuffed".

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (mcm0N)

429 46
"We must take action to stop gun violence now, and so we will begin leveling Wahhabist mosques in Saudi Arabia in five minutes"



- What you'll never hear from Hillary
---------------
The Hildabeast is just as complicit in this situation as Obummer is, so don't hold your breath expecting anything different. If eh gets elected we will have 4 more years of the same national insecurity situation.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (ry4ab)

430

At the press conference, the FBI says it is not yet ready to conclude that the attacks were international terrorism. However, officials confirmed that Farook had traveled abroad extensively in 2014, including Pakistan. Malik had entered the country on a K-1 visa, which is a nonimmigrant visa for people engaged to U.S. citizens, and traveled on a Pakistani passport.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (qCMvj)

431 Has anyone asked how we failed these poor distraught muzzies? Surely we can do better. This isn't who we are. Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.

Posted by: Marmo at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (pcgW1)

432 I wonder if we will get to hear Barry say "Pockystahn" again.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (PFy0L)

433 341 My son has a Mexican wife...

Izzat like a Dutch Wife?

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (ucB75)

434 "But this early for a party? Hanukkah starts Sunday, I think."


Shit. Shit. Shit. Stop the coverage now, guys. We can NOT have this be an attack on the Joooooooooos.

Posted by: MSM at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (Kqit+)

435 Clearly no expert. It only takes, like, 30 seconds


You're a secksual tyrannosaurus rex.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (LUgeY)

436 >> I worked with a bunch of Iranian kollidge students around
>> the time of the Shah's death back in the '70's. They were a
>> bunch of assholes and a couple of them went from
>> Huntsville to LA to a protest.

I went to college with a Persian girl about the time of the mullah takeover, she was kinda on the other side of that issue, wasn't much interested in going back any time soon.

We were also briefly, uh, she was, uh, this could barge past PG in a hurry.

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (o+SC1)

437 When does the backlash start?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (/tuJf)

438 Lauren and I keep mentioning Four Lions and, if you haven't watched it, you must. They are just like you. They work, they go to school, they do stupid stuff and joke. They also kill Kafirs, because God commands it.

Funny and chilling, it is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (rwI+c)

439 I'm watching Josh Earnest blame Republicans for yesterday's terrorist attacks.

My head is about to explode.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (dPpmC)

440 Also, just try logging into Brownell's today.

Oh, that's right, you can't.

Good old President Gunsales.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (W2YA6)

441 So, how do you Trump haters feel about his Immigration proposals now?


Posted by: exdem13

The proposal that we put them all on buses, send them to Mexico, then bring the good ones back?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:31 PM (VAsIq)

442 And here I thought that premarital fucking was a big no-no in muzzieland.

====

widow of a martyr?

Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (3ZtZW)

443 http://breweriana.com/___/product/large/dutch-lunch-brand-bm-oi-216-b.jpg


Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (ucB75)

444
There is something wrong with people who look at isis crap and become "radicalized"

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (iQIUe)

445 Michael Corleone and Appollina had no problems. Then again, she got blown up...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)

Mike's life would've been a lot easier had she lived. Instead he married the WASP and she caused all sorts of problems because she wasn't a part of the Sicilian culture.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (4ErVI)

446 By the way they need to jack up his family. No way they didn't know

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (upeBX)

447 And here I thought that premarital fucking was a big no-no in muzzieland.

Posted by: GnuBreed


Everything is forgiven in martyrdom.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (9YDUz)

448 When does the backlash start?

Posted by: JackStraw

Every night.

Posted by: Flagellant Catholic at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (VAsIq)

449 432 I wonder if we will get to hear Barry say "Pockystahn" again.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (PFy0L)


This event shall never be spoken of again.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (fWAjv)

450 "At the press conference, the FBI says it is not yet ready to conclude that the attacks were international terrorism"

Nor will they ever be ready.

Posted by: MSM at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (Kqit+)

451 Is it just me or does Hillary Clinton look slightly drunk on her Twitter portrait?

Posted by: Begonia

----

Is it just me or does Hillary Clinton look slightly drunk at all times?

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (HiSOA)

452 Don't worry, our Secretary of Defense now guarantees American women the equal right to fight and die for whatever harebrained mission a feckless commander in chief orders them into.

And you people ridicule the equal rights Islam offers its women.

Finally, backward America is catching up.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 03, 2015 01:33 PM (j+aWk)

453 Somebody warm up the Banhammer of Loving Kindness.

It's back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:34 PM (LUgeY)

454 "446 By the way they need to jack up his family. No way they didn't know"

Yeah remember when the media was having vapors after Trump saying that we'd go after the families of Jihadis?

About that...

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:34 PM (Kqit+)

455 "At the press conference, the FBI says it is not yet ready to conclude that the attacks were international terrorism"

---

Because, you know, there was definitely terrorism, and they are from nations that, you know, aren't ours, but, like, white picket fence and shit?

Posted by: Stuttering Charlie Foxtrots at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (VAsIq)

456 Regarding the wife --

According to one of Farook's coworkers who survived the attack, Farook went to Saudi Arabia this spring and came back with the bride.

So how exactly do they have a six month old child?

Because it takes nine months to have a baby, meaning a six-month-old baby was conceived 15 months ago. Yet they were married this spring, if the coworker is correct.

What are the odds Tashfeen was someone else's jihadi bride before she married Farook?

Posted by: elaine at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (Y0Piu)

457 444
There is something wrong with people who look at isis crap and become "radicalized"
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:32 PM (iQIUe)

I really hate the way this is all framed. The ISIS videos and magazine are like promotional videos. "Come check out our awesome caliphate. We kill infidels. We offer training. You will die a martyr. Join us."

These people are already "radicalized" by Islam. All ISIS is doing is putting out splodey porn and promotional videos.

It would be like saying a resort in Cancun radicalized me because I watched a YouTube video of the resort and the beaches and decided to go on a trip.

It's just... kind of nonsensical.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (AkOaV)

458 Who cares about this? We have right wing Christian terrorist cells all over this country!

Posted by: Hamilton at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (4djZu)

459 Wow, that was fast. Kudos to whoever has the keys to TB3K.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (LUgeY)

460 At the press conference, the FBI says it is not yet
ready to conclude that the attacks were international terrorism.
However, officials confirmed that Farook had traveled abroad extensively
in 2014, including Pakistan. Malik had entered the country on a K-1
visa, which is a nonimmigrant visa for people engaged to U.S. citizens,
and traveled on a Pakistani passport.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:30 PM (qCMvj)


So ... no international dimension whatsoever.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (oKE6c)

461 328
Anyway, some 5th graders have been arrested in Clifton, NJ on charges of trying to make a bomb. The thing didn't work, but the intent is there.

Fifth Graders!

Of course we don't know what ethnicity they are, but I will bet you a million dollars I don't have that they are Muslims.

I live in Clifton and there are plenty of Muslims here.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2015 01:19 PM (Gej7N)


Let he who has not built a bomb in their youth cast the first stone.

*holds my stones*

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (3dOE/)

462 There is something wrong with people who look at isis crap and become "radicalized"
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
-------------------------------------------------------
If someone looks at beheading videos and thinks "Cool! I want in on that!" then they are not fit for society. Let them be free to go to the ME so Putin can waste them. No one should want them here. They should not be arrested. Give them what they want.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (E5UB0)

463 Mmm. Honeypot.

Posted by: papa bear at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (xodPA)

464 Police Press Confernce

I think they only hold 'Confernces' in the South.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (9YDUz)

465 293 Tough to make call of 'Sudden Jihad Syndrome' when he rented a car days before, due back today.

Lotta planning.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:14 PM (7v/r5)

Peaceful trip.
Date night for Mr. & Mrs. Terrorist
Someone double dipped at the Xmas Party
They lost control.

Moral of the story, do not double dip outside of the home.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (n22zQ)

466 What are the odds Tashfeen was someone else's jihadi bride before she married Farook?
Posted by: elaine at December 03, 2015 01:35 PM (Y0Piu)

From the most recent presser, I got the impression that she came to the US in 2014. So the co worker might have been wrong.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (AkOaV)

467 411
close call
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (qCMvj)


Maybe why they were so close - four hours later?
Trying to get back to the scene, close enough to detonate their hidden bomb?

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (NVddU)

468 cnn...

1:31 pm -- CNN Victim-Blames: Speculates Terrorist was Victim of Workplace Racism

Wolf Blitzer and his panel of guests are not only aggressively (and oftentimes absurdly) talking around the word "Islamic," to keep the anti-science "workplace violence"narrative alive, the victim-blaming has begun with speculation that Farook might have been triggered into terrorism due to his work colleagues mocking his ethnic background or that of his wife.

All the evidence so far shows the exact opposite, including a baby shower held for Farook and his wife.

Beyond despicable.


so cnn is going down the "I can see the rationale-Kerry" path

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (qCMvj)

469 >>Wow, that was fast. Kudos to whoever has the keys to TB3K.

Another one that is on auto ban but keeps trying to comeback. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (/tuJf)

470 December 18th.

Nynjmeet at optimum dot net

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
------------------------------------------------------
Question re meetup: what does the eticket for the "barrel" mean? I couldn't find a description, but I got one anyway.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (E5UB0)

471 362
I think it was an Eastwood movie where they try to kill him with a
remote control car carrying a bomb ... he's in his car and it is chasing
him down.

So how long before Islamists figure out drones
carrying pipe bombs? We need to keep them (radical connected Muslims)
out of the country entirely, instead of just watching them. But Obama
loves the terrorist's diversity, and thinks America deserves more
terror.
------------
The death toll for an incident will have to reach four digits again before the current government can be forced into taking action. Otherwise expect a periodic series of "workplace violence" incidents building tension and mistrust until January 21, 2017.

Of course, as CPT Charles pointed out to me this AM, a growing sense of tension and mistrust might be what Obummer wants so he can stand for a third (unelected) term...or light the fuse on the civil insurrection powder keg.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (ry4ab)

472 It must be fun to rent cars and Ryder Trucks to muslims.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (8y0hk)

473 AR-15 type weapons can actually be bought, but only in a "California legal" configuration.

They also have to have a "bullet button". This is a device that turns a detachable magazine into a "fixed" component legally, and requires a tool to remove... such as a tip of a bullet

Posted by: The Bullet Hat at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (vBeA5)

474 He met her during the Hadj. I heard there is a lot of sex during the Hadj

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (upeBX)

475 According to one of Farook's coworkers who survived the attack,
Farook went to Saudi Arabia this spring and came back with the bride.



He met and married someone in a month? Did he even speak Arabic? That's some pretty fast work, unless ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (oKE6c)

476
widow of a martyr?


That's my guess.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (oVJmc)

477
Their are several ways to have a CA legal AR.

One way is to have a fixed magazine. The way this is done is with a "bullet button", basically a magazine release that requires a tool (a bullet, for example) to function.

A "bullet button" type release can be removed and replaced in about 5 minutes. Probably less if you practice. It is not uncommon for CA AR-15 owners to convert their rifles to proper function while traveling in other states where it is legal to do so.

Bullet buttons also exist for othe rpopular rifles, like AKs, FN-FALs, etc.

One neat thing about this is that the citizens figured this out. Gun companies produced bastard guns with sealed magazine wells. The whole off list lower effort and the solutions to the CA law were figured out by gun owners and small buisness (often started by those seeing the problem and the solution).

Posted by: DonS at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (Q2pWM)

478 We're not ready to call it terrorism. We are however taking over the investigation because why not?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (4ErVI)

479 Let he who has not built a bomb in their youth cast the first stone.

*holds my stones*
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (3dOE/)

Does a potato launcher count?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (n22zQ)

480 About the "baby can't be his" theory being put forth by crazy right wing cray crays--umm...he could have, you know, made hand babies and mailed it to his fiancé so they could consummate their marriage while still separated. Duh.

Posted by: Salon at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (VAsIq)

481 "It would be like saying a resort in Cancun radicalized me because I watched a YouTube video of the resort and the beaches and decided to go on a trip.
"

'zactly. They go looking for ISIS because they already want to get their jihad on.

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (Kqit+)

482 He was a good boy. A hard working boy, just looking for love and the American Dream.

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (3tjn4)

483 What happens in Mecca stays in mecca. Or not

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (upeBX)

484 close call
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (qCMvj)

Maybe why they were so close - four hours later?
Trying to get back to the scene, close enough to detonate their hidden bomb?
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 03, 2015 01:36 PM (NVddU)


yep
was bugging a lot of as to why they weren't gone by then

they were waiting for all of these other people to show up to blow up

didn't work - looks like they weren't close enough

unbelievable

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (qCMvj)

485 339
When should I call the cops on them?


Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:16 PM (3dOE/)



Right now.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (7G/wk)



"Yes, 911 operator, what's your concern."

"There are several middle eastern people across the street from me, some wearing headscarves and looking middle eastern."

*long pause*

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (3dOE/)

486 "I refuse to accept this as normal" _ Hillary
------

But Bruce Jenner, totes normal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (9mTYi)

487
They also have to have a "bullet button". This is a device that
turns a detachable magazine into a "fixed" component legally, and
requires a tool to remove... such as a tip of a bullet


Which doesn't sound terribly hard to defeat for someone determined to commit mass murder.

A pissant gun law isn't going to intimidate someone expecting to die.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (oVJmc)

488 You can see videos of women pulling out large knives and stabbing Jews all day every day on twitter.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (iQIUe)

489 He was a good boy. A hard working boy, just looking for love and the American Dream.

Posted by: Fritz

----

Did he used to cut the grass?

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:39 PM (HiSOA)

490 *holds my stones*


Posted by: rebel flounder

Can I help with that?

Posted by: Reggie at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (VAsIq)

491 *long pause*

*knock knock*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (LUgeY)

492 due to his work colleagues mocking his ethnic background or that of his wife.
----


What utter horseshit. What adults sit around mocking someones background in a workplace.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (fWAjv)

493 So...she is traveling on a Pakistani passport. So she is a Pakistani, went to Saudi Arabia, where she was picked up by her online hubby.
Then they returned in July of 2014 here and have a six month old baby.
Or do I have this timeline all wrong?

He is a US Citizen. He didn't just show up here in 2014, he traveled to Saudi Arabia for his purchases wife and brought her here during that time.

From what I have heard, he has worked for the State of California as a restaurant inspector for the past five years.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (HhEmQ)

494 Met her, married her and had a baby in a month. That's fast work

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (upeBX)

495 472 It must be fun to rent cars and Ryder Trucks to muslims.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (8y0hk)

"No, no, trust me -- you're definitely getting the insurance. I don't care if it says optional, Mr. Achmed, you're buying it."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (AkOaV)

496 Let he who has not built a bomb in their youth cast the first stone.

*holds my stones*

Posted by: rebel flounder


*cough*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (9YDUz)

497
Michael Corleone and Appollina had no problems. Then again, she got blown up...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)







Yeah, but her eyes said Si, Si.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (gwpf+)

498 482 He was a good boy. A hard working boy, just looking for love and the American Dream.
Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2015 01:38 PM (3tjn4)




Turning his SUV life around?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (oKE6c)

499 I am in Dr Office and CNN is showing NY Daily News cover and discussing how guns are the problem.



These people are idiots.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (jJRIy)

500 Aspiring rapper.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (oVJmc)

501 California doesn't have a wall. It's just a line on a map.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (8y0hk)

502 494 Met her, married her and had a baby in a month. That's fast work
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:40 PM (upeBX)




Microwaves can do anything.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (oKE6c)

503 471 362
I think it was an Eastwood movie where they try to kill him with a
remote control car carrying a bomb ... he's in his car and it is chasing
him down.

So how long before Islamists figure out drones
carrying pipe bombs? We need to keep them (radical connected Muslims)
out of the country entirely, instead of just watching them. But Obama
loves the terrorist's diversity, and thinks America deserves more
terror.
------------
The death toll for an incident will have to reach four digits again before the current government can be forced into taking action. Otherwise expect a periodic series of "workplace violence" incidents building tension and mistrust until January 21, 2017.

Of course, as CPT Charles pointed out to me this AM, a growing sense of tension and mistrust might be what Obummer wants so he can stand for a third (unelected) term...or light the fuse on the civil insurrection powder keg.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:37 PM (ry4ab)


They used remote control cars in Runaway with Tom Selleck.

Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (9221z)

504 >>What utter horseshit. What adults sit around mocking someones background in a workplace.

Particularly in a government job in CA. You'd have a HR drone up your ass in a heartbeat.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

505 475 According to one of Farook's coworkers who survived the attack,
Farook went to Saudi Arabia this spring and came back with the bride.
--------------------
Didn't the cop at the presser say Pakistan? Isn't it known to be easy to transfer elsewhere from pakistan?Coworkers and boss were probably lied to so he could get a month off for the Hadj.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (kXzR8)

506 When I'm at a party I'm not enjoying-happens fairly often because I'm an introvert and all--I make excuses, shake the hands I need to shake, hug the people I need to hug and go home.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:41 PM (R7Al0)

507 I'm on a watchlist, aren't I?


Dude, you post here. Of course you are.

Posted by: Mike from NSA (Bob's on break now) at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (1xUj/)

508 Let he who has not built a bomb in their youth cast the first stone.
----------------

* sits mute *

Gilbert Chemistry set.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (9mTYi)

509 Aspiring rapper.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Fixed!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (VAsIq)

510 >>JUST IN: #SanBernardino suspects were looking at ISIS propaganda online, source tells CBS News https://t.co/VCykxixRWA


The FBI head said they have very specific definition of "terrorism" and at this time the shooting did not fit that definition.

Gee, ya think maybe it's time to tweak the definition?

We keep having "lone wolves" and "sudden jihadi syndrom" that we are told are not terrorism, as if there can only be terrorism via organized, hierarchical groups in constant communication/direction of a terror leadership team overseas.

ISIS and AQ have been using their magazines and social media to train a million little upstart terrorist - giving them enough info to run with, attack when they feel like getting their jihad on. These are terrorist attacks.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (NOIQH)

511
You can buy women in Saudi Arabia? Shit, I coulda loaded up the baggage...

Posted by: Billy Cliton at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (qul7b)

512 He had every opportunity this country has to offer. He had a good job, and a good home. His co-workers liked him. He got time off with pay to do his religious stuff. His people even gave him and his "wife" (?) a baby shower.

And he turns around and murders them.

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (VrdxH)

513 If there is a silver lining or saving grace in any of this, it's that we had incompetent jihadists like the underwear and shoe bomber. This could have been much worse.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (2x3L+)

514 Did she, the wife, arrive in 2014 or 2015. Did they ever marry?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (upeBX)

515
What utter horseshit. What adults sit around mocking someones background in a workplace.

===

*raises hand*

But you gotta understand what I do for a living....

Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (3ZtZW)

516 I think it was an Eastwood movie where they try to kill him with a
remote control car carrying a bomb ... he's in his car and it is chasing
him down.


IIRC, it was in The Dead Pool

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (ZQfW9)

517 >>>>>Authorities said the design indicated that the attackers appeared to have calculated that their initial attack would
draw a heavy law enforcement and emergency personnel response and left
behind a device that would cause still greater casualties. The
device did not explode, and investigators do not know if the controller
was too far away to trigger the bomb. Forensic investigation of the
device has not been completed.



close call
.
.
.
.Now it makes sense why they hung around the area. They were trying to blow up as many cops as they could get.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (iONHu)

518 When I'm at a party I'm not enjoying-happens fairly often because I'm an introvert and all--I make excuses, shake the hands I need to shake, hug the people I need to hug and go home.
Posted by: Northernlurker
-----------------

There is 100% correlation between the availability of free booze, and my length of stay.

The science is settled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (9mTYi)

519 Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:42 PM (NOIQH)

But they're very loose with their definition of terrorism , right, wing, and domestic when its time to compile a list showing "right wing domestic terrorists" killed more people than Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (AkOaV)

520 321 "Democrats are just plain too dumb to understand what is going on in the world. Just too dumb."

They're no more dumb than Obama is dumb. They know what they're doing. They have an agenda. They want total control over the population by the government, and any instrument of resistance threatens that agenda. Freedom of any kind is their enemy.

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:18 PM (VrdxH)
----

This separates them wildly from ISIS how exactly?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (MbrzC)

521 He had every opportunity this country has to offer. He had a good job, and a good home. His co-workers liked him. He got time off with pay to do his religious stuff. His people even gave him and his "wife" (?) a baby shower.

And he turns around and murders them.

Posted by: despair

----

What about global warming? You're clearly not paying attention to the national discussion.

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (HiSOA)

522 363
And I'm no expert, but I hear it takes 9 months to make a baby.



Posted by: Harry Paratestes



Clearly no expert. It only takes, like, 30 seconds.

Posted by: Guy who disappoints women at December 03, 2015 01:24 PM (VAsIq)


I can make toast in 90 seconds.

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at December 03, 2015 01:44 PM (3dOE/)

523 I am in Dr Office and CNN is showing NY Daily News cover and discussing how guns are the problem.



These people are idiots.


Posted by: Nip Sip

That's the "how" they did it. We've established how they did it. Now let's move on to "why" they did it - why ere they motivated to do it? Nothing but silence and obfuscation from the left at that point.

Posted by: Dang at December 03, 2015 01:44 PM (2oWD2)

524 "I love it when British lefties pompously claim that their Muslims are 'just as British as I am!'"

Ah, so Brits have always been raping young women on a massive scale, have they?

http://bit.ly/1YLpPkL

Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:44 PM (SL7dr)

525
The FBI head said they have very specific definition of "terrorism" and at this time the shooting did not fit that definition.


If they can't be tied to an international network, it doesn't fit the bureaucrat's definition of 'terrorism.'

It keeps the numbers conveniently suppressed.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

526 She is from Pakistan. He picked her up in Saudi. Saudis hire tons of Pakistanis and Phillipines. Also she could have been there for the hadj like he allegedly was

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (upeBX)

527 The FBI head said they have very specific definition of "terrorism" and at this time the shooting did not fit that definition.



Then you can go home now. It's a local crime.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (FZxI4)

528 There was a Batman: The Animated Series episode with bomb-laden R/C cars. "The Gray Ghost!" voiced by Adam West.

Good times.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (VAsIq)

529 And he turns around and murders them.
Posted by: despair
---------------

Well, they were Infidels.

Posted by: Zombie Muslim at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (9mTYi)

530 341 How did his wife get in so fast? My son has a Mexican wife and it took over a year to her the visa (albeit Permanent Residency).

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 03, 2015 01:21 PM (1ijHg)
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Was not his 'wife' yet k-1. The baby was likely rouse to help get things expedited.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (MbrzC)

531 You can buy women in Saudi Arabia? Shit, I coulda loaded up the baggage...

Posted by: Billy Cliton

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But you can't peek under the burqa before you buy.

Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (HiSOA)

532 My son's wife had to wait a year just to get to the interview.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (1ijHg)

533 Met her, married her and had a baby in a month. That's fast work

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at December 03, 2015 01:40



Faster than a speeding Palin.

Posted by: huerfano at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (NSb9d)

534




Just think of the roller coaster of emotions in the obama regime white house yesterday when first reports were white male shooters,probably angry Christian gun nuts and then OOPS ,the 'M' type killers also included one of those 'women' that silly Republicans fear.It will be interesting to see how the pos pResident and his sh*t media lickspittles spin this.


Posted by: rufusrastasjohnsonbrown at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (Dz+P9)

535 What utter horseshit. What adults sit around mocking someones background in a workplace.

Um, a couple of liberals in my office actually did that last Intern Summer when we had some kids from WVU here.

Not to their faces, but it was still a window on their so-called tolerance and celebration of diversity.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (PFy0L)

536 >>Now it makes sense why they hung around the area. They were trying to blow up as many cops as they could get.


The UC Merced stabber had the same idea: hold his class hostage until the cops arrive, somehow steal a gun from a cop and shoot as many as he could.
There was also speculation (IIRC?) that he had crude bomb-making materials, or was it fake bombs?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

537 "No way they didn't know"


No, there's not. They had an inkling and maybe an assist.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (LA7Cm)

538 Who was it that decided for us that the land settled
by the Pilgrims and Puritans, by the English, the Dutch and the
Germans, just desperately needed millions of Pakistanis to make it
complete?

Posted by: despair at December 03, 2015 01:29 PM (VrdxH)


I'm guessing the English, Dutch and German representatives in the UN who's lands are even now being over-run by Pakistanis.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (UQGss)

539 If they can't be tied to an international network, it doesn't fit the bureaucrat's definition of 'terrorism.'

It keeps the numbers conveniently suppressed.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah, thats nonsensical. They do not hesitate to call Timothy McVeigh, for example, a "terrorist" even though he was not tied to an international network with hierarchies and whatnot.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)

540 499
I am in Dr Office and CNN is showing NY Daily News cover and discussing how guns are the problem.

These people are idiots.
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Not idiots, no, they are the disinformation smokescreen for the LIV crowd. Can't have LIVs worrying about next door neighbor Abu Nidal turning out to be a terrorist infiltrator, oh no...

Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (ry4ab)

541 #PrayForLeftistNarrative

Posted by: CJ at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (9KqcB)

542 I'm afraid of muslim women refugees.

Does that fear make my gun look fat?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (U6f54)

543
The UC Merced stabber had the same idea: hold his class hostage until the cops arrive, somehow steal a gun from a cop and shoot as many as he could.
There was also speculation (IIRC?) that he had crude bomb-making materials, or was it fake bombs?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (NOIQH)


When plan a is to "steal a gun from a cop" responding to a hostage situation, you really need to have a plan b.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)

544 Even if Muslims that come here aren't radicalized but show a propensity to be radicalized, that doesn't let the left off the hook. They could still close radical mosques, as France is doing, or stop accepting people from high risk areas.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 03, 2015 01:46 PM (E5UB0)

545
That's the "how" they did it. We've established how they did it. Now
let's move on to "why" they did it - why ere they motivated to do it?
Nothing but silence and obfuscation from the left at that point.


'Why' is the only question. As long as there is a 'why,' the 'how' is adaptable.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (oVJmc)

546 518 When I'm at a party I'm not enjoying-happens fairly often because I'm an introvert and all--I make excuses, shake the hands I need to shake, hug the people I need to hug and go home.
Posted by: Northernlurker
-----------------

There is 100% correlation between the availability of free booze, and my length of stay.

The science is settled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2015 01:43 PM (9mTYi)

There's a problem for me-one free drink too many and the f-bombs come out of hiding. Mine, btw, make people laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (R7Al0)

547 Keep pressing on the "why." Guns don't take trips to Saudi Arabia, surf the internet, rent cars, build pipe bombs, and believe false and murderous "prophets."

Rush is right: the Left's reluctance to name the problem stems from the queasy feeling in their stomachs that when it comes to confronting and defeating resolute evil, they got nothin'.

They need to go, and their ideas dustbinned.

Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (SL7dr)

548 Turns out the the head Farooker, Farook Sr., was no day at the beach himself:

San Bernardino shooting suspect endured turbulent home life, according to court documents

http://tinyurl.com/gu8x6x9


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (oKE6c)

549 494 With Allah, all things are possible.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (eGr8Z)

550 378 H1B is the call center visa?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 01:26 PM (8y0hk)
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Yes... though it goes beyond that.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (MbrzC)

551 very specific definition of 'terrorism', just like they have a very specific definition of 'racist'.

Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (guFKJ)

552
The FBI head said they have very specific definition of "terrorism" and at this time the shooting did not fit that definition.








I guess the feebs didn't find an ISIS Membership Card, Junior Goat Love magazine Swimsuit Edition, and secret jihadi code ring in their go-bags.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (gwpf+)

553 Their are several ways to have a CA legal AR.

One way is to have a fixed magazine. The way this is done is with a "bullet button", basically a magazine release that requires a tool (a bullet, for example) to function.

A "bullet button" type release can be removed and replaced in about 5 minutes. Probably less if you practice. It is not uncommon for CA AR-15 owners to convert their rifles to proper function while traveling in other states where it is legal to do so.

Bullet buttons also exist for othe rpopular rifles, like AKs, FN-FALs, etc.

One neat thing about this is that the citizens figured this out. Gun companies produced bastard guns with sealed magazine wells. The whole off list lower effort and the solutions to the CA law were figured out by gun owners and small buisness (often started by those seeing the problem and the solution).


That's why I like Mini 14s. They are not on the list. No pistol grip

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (3mTyP)

554 But you can't peek under the burqa before you buy.

====

That's why for the polygamy.

Arab Roulette.

Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (3ZtZW)

555 Ah, so Brits have always been raping young women on a massive scale, have they?



http://bit.ly/1YLpPkL

Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:44 PM



Not young women...

Posted by: huerfano at December 03, 2015 01:48 PM (NSb9d)

556 >>>There was a Batman: The Animated Series episode with bomb-laden R/C cars. "The Gray Ghost!" voiced by Adam West.



Good times.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 03, 2015 01:45 PM (VAsIq)<<<

Yes. We loved that one.

Posted by: The Dynamite Duo at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (VO5mN)

557 Terrorist: noun 1. an individual who murders indiscriminately on behalf of a foreign organization to incite fear in a population. 2. a Republican.

Posted by: FBI's definition of "terrorist" at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (VAsIq)

558 NOW, can we dump that stupid "Yankee Swap" gift game? Someone always gets stuck with the stupid steak knives and has to kill the whole room.

At least with Secret Santa, you only have to kill the one shitty gifter.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (j+aWk)

559 What was it the Brits did in Malay again?

Was it raping young women?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (W2YA6)

560 Let he who has not built a bomb in their youth cast the first stone.


I always get a kick out of how movies make males look so bumbling the first time they have to ask a pharmacist for condoms. No, it's embarrassing when the pharmacist, sees you approach, reaches on the shelf for saltpeter for the 100th time and you have to buy both.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (7v/r5)

561 We must fight the online radicalization resulting in these acts of gun violence.

So after we enact National Gun Registration with the cross referenced mental health/domestic abuse/no fly list/library fine database, our next priority must be common sense internet regulation.

No more hate speech from ANYONE that antogonizes law abiding Muslims and no more sites that denigrate any group be religion, ethnicity or Democratic affiliation.
So let it be done.

Posted by: Monstress Hillary! at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (k8tEg)

562 workplace jihad?

Posted by: donna at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (/dSsq)

563 Nynjmeet

Should be Nynjameet. That'd be awesome.


Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (/Ho8c)

564 >>>Syed Raheel Farook, then 23, and Syed Rizwan Farook, then 20,

Who is this guy? George Foreman?

Named both of his sons after him? Three Syed Farooks in one house?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (AkOaV)

565 Re: how quickly the wife got in. I know several guys with Philipinna wives- took years to bring in.
And who's afraid of a cheerful Philipinna - other than other drivers sharing the road with her?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (R7Al0)

566 The jihadi prolly sat around at the party listening to the holiday season babble, all the infidels yakking about their Christmas plans, which made him recall the crusades, etc.

He and she had plans to do something, anything, anywhere against a soft target, and he went to the party, got fed up with the Christian feel of things, thought, "this is it," and marched out to get his woman, thinking, "let's roll."

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (U6f54)

567 "I love it when British lefties pompously claim that their Muslims are 'just as British as I am!'"

Ah, so Brits have always been raping young women on a massive scale, have they?


Well, young men anyway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (FkBIv)

568 Mail Order Brides from Pakistan! Battle tested! Allah approved! They love you short time!

Posted by: Achmed Achmed at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (Y8P5w)

569 She was his handler. She was pre-knocked-up. He was recruited at a radical mosque in LA, expressed a desire to be a jihadi, and was matched with a willing handler. Went to Saudi, got his training and his bride, came back and started planning. All speculation, just IMHO.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (RD7QR)

570 I can't keep up with threads lately but thank you for the information Ace! I will go back and see if there is anything I missed.

I do agree this particular fiancé situation seems like a scam/plan at this point. The timelines are too tight.

Posted by: Lea at December 03, 2015 01:51 PM (lIU4e)

571 The first candidate to scream "This is not about gun violence or gun control and anyone who says so is a DISGRACE!" gets $100 right now. And I can't even afford that. But this insanity must be shut down. They must be shamed.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 03, 2015 01:51 PM (S2VsH)

572 *cackles in Muslim accent*

Welp, looks like my honey Huma is gonna be agitatin' for some tribal action, tonight! Yee-HAW!

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (YdOYw)

573 We've got a new M.E. guy at work. We just sorta got in each other's way in the break room. I hope he doesn't kill me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (LA7Cm)

574 "I love it when British lefties pompously claim that their Muslims are 'just as British as I am!'"



And they're right, too. It's just like our leftists' claiming American Muslims are every bit as loyal Americans as they are. Correct again.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (oKE6c)

575 deadpool is correct .. thanks

www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5v=r_TN2gSjIA0

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (wtkzU)

576 on turner classic movies everyday they clearly show the confederate flag in a video right before each movie. We must be vigilent.///

Posted by: davis at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (Kxz3Y)

577
How about crazy terrorist control? Several of those beatches are cra cra and have terrorized me over the years...

Posted by: Billy Cliton at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (qul7b)

578 We still don't know the motive. But possibly a workplace dispute.

Posted by: Your massive, corrupt, incompetent Nat'l Gov't at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (hKyl0)

579 Why? I'm going with somebody told Sayed he got a head like a potato.

Zappa was a visionary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqoq2neEq0Y

Posted by: George Tirebiter at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (/zyrl)

580 The mouthbreathers of the far right and its NRA nutter friends think everyone should be going to their Christmas parties in a health centre armed.

You fuckwits really are beyond parody.

Posted by: Bob at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (+go4d)

581 What was Barky saying about us being a bunch of pussies for trying to block Syrian "women and children" from entry (since everyone knows women and children never engage in jihad)?

Posted by: redbanzai at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (aoyma)

582 574 Speaker Ryan: Muslim-Led Terrorism in San Bernardino Means America Needs 'Mental Illness' Bill
Washington hates you.
GOD BLESS
Posted by: WGAS at December 03, 2015 01:52 PM (XzRw1)




I'm beginning to think Ryan is an idiot. The mental health problem was caused by a Supreme Court decision. No mere legislation can deal with that; only the Supremes can unfuck their earlier decision.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (oKE6c)

583 Dear Daily News,

Why ask why God is doing nothing about the problems in this country?

You kicked Him out of the schools.

You kicked Him out of the public square.

You mock and persecute His faithful.

Don't ask for help from him, given your hateful rejection.

Ask for forgiveness.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (KCQo0)

584 I would much rather piss off a muzzie woman than a Filipina.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (W2YA6)

585 Re: how quickly the wife got in. I know several guys with Philipinna wives- took years to bring in. And who's afraid of a cheerful Philipinna - other than other drivers sharing the road with her?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (R7Al0)


I ran into a family friend who was marrying a girl from mexico. They got married legally before the big ceremony because it helped with the paperwork and all the fiance stuff was apparently a much bigger hassle than bringing over a wife. And this is from Mexico, where if she had just waded over the border nobody would have said boo.

Posted by: Lea at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (lIU4e)

586 Say, all those bad Asian drivers- could it be Jihad?
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (R7Al0)

587 528
There was a Batman: The Animated Series episode with bomb-laden R/C cars. "The Gray Ghost!" voiced by Adam West.



Good times.

Yeah, the toy-delivered bomb used to be a Hollywood staple. I noticed how it is suddenly unpopular in the 21st century... Not that it matters, the above post was correct. It is only a matter of time before a Jihadi wanna-be purchases a drone, loads it with kaboomite of some flavor, and pulls off a mini 9/11. I hope the hypothetical drone terrorist aims it at a presidential motorcade or an election-year gathering so the governing class will feel threatened and actually DO something beyond appeasing the SJW idiots.

There is a historical precedent for this. During Prohibition, the gangs shot at each other and anyone who crossed them, and D.C. went tut-tut-tut. A Mob patsy shot the mayor of Chicago while he was doing a political meeting with FDR, and Federal agents were sicced on the gangsters.


Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (ry4ab)

588 It's spelled "health center", Bob. Thanks for your concern, though.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (/Ho8c)

589 And who's afraid of a cheerful Filipina - other than other drivers sharing the road with her?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (R7Al0)

My wife both resents and resembles that remark.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (S2VsH)

590 560 Let he who has not built a bomb in their youth cast the first stone.

I mean, really, who HASN'T thought about getting a semi-automatic rifle and randomly shooting people while shouting "allahu akhbar!", amirite?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (Zmat4)

591 "Syed Raheel Farook, then 23, and Syed Rizwan Farook, then 20,

Who is this guy? George Foreman? "



I guess he just couldn't come up with any other name.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (LA7Cm)

592 Do Amercian blacks actually like Muslims outside of Louis Farakahn? I don't mean radical blacks bc they seem to have some serious Jew hate going on, but middle class black people. I only know one black person and he is a devout Catholic that has his head on straight. I wonder how this is going over with that tribe.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (2x3L+)

593 A K-1 visa is used to bring over fiancees.
My wife came over on a K-9 visa!

Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (xodPA)

594 408
They watched ISIS propaganda online together.

NOTHING TO SEE.



Guy lives in a cabin no electricity, no computer.

IT'S RIGHT WING BLOGS!!!

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:28 PM (7v/r5)


Nice observation.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (3dOE/)

595 "Malay"

by comparison, when it comes to the treatment of women by men, Islam and ME cultural mores (among others) are much more straightforward

Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (SL7dr)

596 Mail Order Brides from Pakistan! Slightly used, but properly trained! Impregnated by Allah! Expert chefs and bomb makers! A jihadist's dream!

Posted by: Achmed Achmed at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (Y8P5w)

597 @580

Nah, you're right. I'd rather just shelter in place under the conference table and take my chances that I can play dead good enough while I'm bleeding out from multiple gun shot wounds.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)

598 Speaker Ryan: Muslim-Led Terrorism in San Bernardino Means America Needs 'Mental Illness' Bill

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Does this mean he finally figured out that mohammedism is a mental illness? Probably not.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (Qvgg/)

599 Clearly, this whole incident shows how important it is to IMMEDIATELY disarm all you crazy, whitey-white 1-%er republiscum who are clearly at fault here for existing........

Posted by: DNC Spokestool at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (YdOYw)

600 580 The mouthbreathers of the far right and its NRA nutter friends think everyone should be going to their Christmas parties in a health centre armed.
You fuckwits really are beyond parody.
Posted by: Bob at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (+go4d)



The mouthbreathers of the far left and its CAIR nutter friends think we should admit more people who have already shown ample inclination to terrorism.


You fuckwits really are beyond parody.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (oKE6c)

601 There was a Batman: The Animated Series episode with bomb-laden R/C cars. "The Gray Ghost!" voiced by Adam West.

I really wish something more had been done with Batman Beyond.

He's a little long in the tooth for it now, but Clint would have been excellent as crotchety old Batman sparring with his unwelcome underling New Batman.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (1xUj/)

602 And who's afraid of a cheerful Philipinna - other than other drivers sharing the road with her?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (R7Al0)


Anyone who's ever seen one pissed off.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (UQGss)

603 Dear Bob,
You "nutters" at "centres" are unqualified by cultural experience to judge America. And by the way, we kicked your ass pretty good awhile back and dont' think we can't come back and do it all over again.

Posted by: The Mngmt's Lackey at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (k8tEg)

604 If the Left wanted to wreck this country, how would it do anything different than is currently being done?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (KAi1n)

605 562 workplace jihad?

Posted by: donna at December 03, 2015 01:49 PM (/dSsq)
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No... Jihad-Change.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (MbrzC)

606 Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (U6f54)

Well, then the murderous snowflake was a trifle sensitive, wasn't he? This was a party of health department employees. Was it even called a "Christmas Party" or rather a "Holiday party"
I doubt they were sitting around singing, "O Come all Ye faithful" or having little manger scenes near their placemats

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (No/ki)

607 Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and support a more 'experienced' individual.

Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (ck8TA)

608 NBC News is reporting that they were married for two years.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (mcm0N)

609 jay

what was the SCOTUS decision?

Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (SL7dr)

610 test

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (fWAjv)

611 >>>>(+go4d)
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This one needs to go.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (2x3L+)

612 Does the baby of Mrs. Farook look like Osama Bin Laden?

Just askin'.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (KCQo0)

613 #580 Posted by: Bob at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (+go4d)


Ban plz.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (kdS6q)

614 I guess he just couldn't come up with any other name.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 03, 2015 01:54 PM (LA7Cm)

Simplifies calling them to dinner.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (oKE6c)

615 I wanted to say something, but I think I might be self-radicalizing. Does anyone know if a Z-pack will knock this out? How long does it last? Is it contagious?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 03, 2015 01:57 PM (5buP8)

616
The Los Angeles FBI is awaiting the final word from Fredo about the attack classification of workplace violence, conservative harassment, or the holiday party forcing him to wig out and kill his fellow workers.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 03, 2015 01:57 PM (OiFtZ)

617 "Centre." Heh. Foreigner. ROTHERHAM.

Posted by: British Mama's Boy Killer at December 03, 2015 01:57 PM (Y8P5w)

618 Is this a good time to mention we're bringing in thousands of Syrian "refugees" based on Holy 0Bama's Executive Order? Is it?

Posted by: INS Spokestool at December 03, 2015 01:57 PM (YdOYw)

619 I was telling my boss this morning the same thing: "look at the wife". The whole thing stinks. This was a carefully planned attack, where they planned to survive. I have to wonder if she wasn't a deliberate attempt to infiltrate the US and organize a cell.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (wDa+/)

620 what was the SCOTUS decision?

Posted by: Feh at December 03, 2015 01:56 PM (SL7dr)


O'Connor v. Donaldson, 1975.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O'Connor_v._Donaldson

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (oKE6c)

621 Please do NOT ban "Bob."
Let us all bask in all his Continental wisdom.

Posted by: The Mngmt's Lackey at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (k8tEg)

622 She was his handler. She was pre-knocked-up. He was recruited at a radical mosque in LA, expressed a desire to be a jihadi, and was matched with a willing handler. Went to Saudi, got his training and his bride, came back and started planning. All speculation, just IMHO.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 03, 2015 01:50 PM (RD7QR)


Sounds like a pretty accurate opinion you've got, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (zc3Db)

623 osted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (KCQo0)

Well said

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (No/ki)

624 Oh, and Bob -- as has been pointed out... in American English its "center" not "centre" and "nutter" is also not common American English.

I imagine you were out sick that day in trollschool, but there are some pretty noticeable differences between British English and American English that are very obvious to native English speakers.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (AkOaV)

625 The FBI head said they have very specific definition of "terrorism" and at this time the shooting did not fit that definition.

















I guess the feebs didn't find an ISIS Membership Card, Junior Goat
Love magazine Swimsuit Edition, and secret jihadi code ring in their
go-bags.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2015 01:47 PM (gwpf+)




Silly Cur... the FBI would have only labeled them terrorists immediately if they had tea party paraphernalia.


Posted by: redbanzai at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (aoyma)

626
608 NBC News is reporting that they were married for two years.
______________________

According to who? Brian Williams or Rachel Maddow?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (KCQo0)

627 ISIS did it.

They are here and their campaign is underway.

All else is smoke and mirrors from their helpers.

Posted by: eman at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (mR7Es)

628
Go to a party armed?

When you can just throw up on your attacker

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (fWAjv)

629 The mouthbreathers of the far right and its NRA nutter friends think everyone should be going to their Christmas parties in a health centre armed.

You fuckwits really are beyond parody.
Posted by: Bob at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (+go4d)

Look, Boob, if you don't know what you're talking about, don't talk.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (eGr8Z)

630
The Los Angeles FBI....
Posted by: Doctor Fish



The FBI and pals are busy deleting videos and wiping computer files to preserve the narrative.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (kdS6q)

631 Muslim terrorists attack innocent Americans, and leftwingers are out in force raging against ... innocent Americans. Truly, they are mentally ill.

Posted by: British Mama's Boy Killer at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (Y8P5w)

632
IT WAS THE HAM, H8TERS!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (iQIUe)

633 Syed Raheel Farook, then 23, and Syed Rizwan Farook, then 20, Who is this guy? George Foreman?



I'm Daryl and this is my brother Daryl.
Name that show.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (7v/r5)

634 Obviously I don't know the layout of the building, but RC radios have a limited range and don't transmit through alot of walls etc. May have been pure luck that this didn't work.

Posted by: FCF at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (kejii)

635 " Speaker Ryan: Muslim-Led Terrorism in San Bernardino Means America Needs 'Mental Illness' Bill "

Oh ffs.

It means we need to get the shit out of the melting pot.

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (Kqit+)

636 I prefer the British method.
Have a couple of women harangue the jihadi holding a severed head whilst Law Enforcement summons the nearest regional police armed with a single action revolver.

Posted by: The Mngmt's Lackey at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (k8tEg)

637 Bob Newhart?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (8y0hk)

638 Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali
will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and
support a more 'experienced' individual.

Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (ck8TA)


Who would that be?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (oKE6c)

639 I really don't understand why Obama hasn't yet blamed the office Christmas party. All that blatant Christianity, and the insult to the followers of the Prophet Mohammed. It's just right there, low hanging fruit.

Obama's remarks must have been too subtle and were completely missed.

Posted by: Nathan Cakemore at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (guFKJ)

640 Radical Islamists: Support Muslims, attack Christians.
Leftwingers: Support Muslims, attack Christians.

Posted by: British Mama's Boy Killer at December 03, 2015 02:00 PM (Y8P5w)

641 I bet the regime is pissed that there are so many factual leaks that the lie cannot be maintained.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2015 02:01 PM (Qvgg/)

642 557
Terrorist: noun 1. an individual who murders indiscriminately on
behalf of a foreign organization to incite fear in a population. 2. a
Republican.
----------
I do believe that definition is the one that Obummer is hoping to foster by this time next year.

McVeigh really made all the Lefties grab for their brown pants 20 years ago, didn't he? Odd how they are turning it into a self-fulfilling prophecy. The irony is that McVeigh may have had a Muzzie fellow traveler or two helping him out. It will be an unsolved mystery due to Bubba's direction through the Renobot concerning the investigation. (I try to remember the OK bombing and the Branch Davidian BBQ whenever I start feeling nostalgic for the likable Clinton.)

Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 02:01 PM (ry4ab)

643 Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and support a more 'experienced' individual.
Posted by: Doom Rider


Jeb! can fix it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 02:01 PM (FkBIv)

644 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 01:58 PM (AkOaV)

Good catch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2015 02:01 PM (No/ki)

645 Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and support a more 'experienced' individual.
Posted by: Doom Rider



Beck is a couple of ice cubes short of a full tray.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (kdS6q)

646 I'm Daryl and this is my brother Daryl.
Name that show.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (7v/r5)

bob newhart.

also, nood.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (AkOaV)

647 My fucking email has been down all day.

Trouble is, I own the servers and my son manages them for me and a number of other business he has contracted.

I was told when I got into this that we had simultaneous servers running and that something like this would be "seemless" and "undetectable" to the end user.

Fuck.

I don't know how this is going to end, but I'll guarantee it's not going to be cheap.

Posted by: jwest at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (Zs4uk)

648 638
Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali

will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and

support a more 'experienced' individual.



Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (ck8TA)

Who would that be?

Jay, you make Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio feel so sad. And their supporters will now phone and email you for a week to explain their sadness to you.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (ry4ab)

649 I think my puppy is radicalizing. He's looking at me eating some jalapeno queso bread like he's just waiting for me to drop dead so he can steal it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (Kqit+)

650 Obviously I don't know the layout of the building, but RC radios have a limited range and don't transmit through alot of walls etc.

That's why your competent jihadi will rig them to work by cell phone.

May have been pure luck that this didn't work.

Posted by: FCF at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (kejii)


It usually is with jihadis. Their incompetence has been one of our main defenses against them. That won't go on forever, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (zc3Db)

651 Workplace violence. Obviously The Farooks were upset that the holiday party meat tray wasn't halal.

Posted by: Bodo Fraggins at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (F8CD3)

652
Newhart, but it was "I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl." IIRC the Daryls didn't say much.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (UQGss)

653 It was : "I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (FkBIv)

654 Please do NOT ban "Bob."

==

Bob's yer [creepy] uncle!

Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 02:04 PM (3ZtZW)

655
The two jihad Muslims were very mad about not being selected for Wheel of Fortune, and vowed to seek revenge on CBS.

Posted by: Pat Sajak at December 03, 2015 02:04 PM (OiFtZ)

656 It means we need to get the shit out of the melting pot.

Posted by: Lauren


LOL

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (/Ho8c)

657 643
Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali will wake people
up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and support a more
'experienced' individual.

Posted by: Doom Rider



Jeb! can fix it.

AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!

(That deserved the Peanuts Full Derision Laugh.)

Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (ry4ab)

658 255 Gonna be a lot of smiling faces in mosques all over the country tomorrow.
Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2015 01:09 PM (zoehZ)


------------------


Just a thought. With all the talk of muzzies celebrating 9/11, it makes me wonder once again about what was on the Kahlidi videos.

Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (Fmupd)

659 low hanging fruit.


Leave Barney Frank out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (oKE6c)

660 [x] perp 1 Muslim
[x] perp 2 Muslim here on k-1 via Pakistani passport
[x] perp 1 had traveled to Saudi Arabia relatively recently
[x] perps recently married
[x] perps were devote Muslims according to perp1 father.
[x] perps had recently viewed online terrorist p0rn
[x] perps gave baby away prior to attack
[x] perps have had contact\communication with people with known ties to terrorism.
[x] perps along with alledgedly others spent time making pipe bombs in their house prior to attack.
[x] perps traveled together to holiday part not located at place of employment.
[x] perps shot up said holiday party.
[x] perps fled scene headed to unknown location with unknown future intentions with pipe bombs on board.
[x] perps had shootout with LEO.

FBI: We can't call this terrorism, and especially not international terrorism.

FBI==Politicized Joke.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 02:06 PM (MbrzC)

661 They are here and their campaign is underway.

===

Crucifixions by Easter! Gays thrown from rooftops for Pridefest 2016!

Posted by: Bigby's Flag-Wavin' Hands at December 03, 2015 02:06 PM (3ZtZW)

662 Coworker: Hey Farook pull my finger.
Farook: OK I am one of your guys....But no sound emanated from your anus? Do I not get the humor?
Co worker: Right, but I just shook hands with a Jew. Hahahahaha

Posted by: We drove him to it at December 03, 2015 02:06 PM (k8tEg)

663 Just a thought. With all the talk of muzzies celebrating 9/11, it makes me wonder once again about what was on the Kahlidi videos.
Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2015 02:05 PM (Fmupd)



I had the same thought.


It's like the point about the lack of information regarding Farouk Mohammed: if the MSM bury it, you KNOW it's bad.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:07 PM (oKE6c)

664
Posted by: Bob at December 03, 2015 01:53 PM (+go4d)
____________________________

Call me..... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 03, 2015 02:07 PM (HSmrB)

665 Damn you guys are good. And old.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 02:07 PM (7v/r5)

666 >>>>>>
638 Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali
will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and
support a more 'experienced' individual.
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM
----------
Beck trying desperately to become relevant again. He can't vote for him bc he believes Trump is an immoral man bc Trump has been divorced twice and bc his current wife posed nude. He just can't stand the idea that anyone would be willing to take Trump seriously. This said from the guy that has many times referred to himself as a rodeo clown and is also divorced and led a wild life in his past. Beck is confused and seems to have serious mental health issues.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 03, 2015 02:07 PM (2x3L+)

667 Oh, "work-place violence" for sure! /sarc

I know I practice tying the knots on my pipe bombs that I have ready and waiting for any insult. And I look smashing in my holiday vest and jihad outfits. Special ski mask is just the right color,y'all!

Could be ole Hilz is silent as unsure how to respond. Her mooslem brotha-hood ass-istant, Humidor, is still emailing back and forth parsing words. She is also hoping that these terrorists did not leave a path to isis in their social media (on that note, we know, per Catherine Herridge, that they give it a good scrubbing. But we knew that after the Oregon shooting).

No wonder Oblahblah looked so tired. They were probably making him practice, over and and over, "work place violence." He kept sayin' "Folks" "I need a shaved ice" "Climate change more dangerous than isis" when not ululating. He is exhausted, y'all. This is one they are having a real hard time spinning.

I doubt we will ever hear the neighbor story again of the "Middle Eastern men delivering boxes in the night and hammering noises from garage." Hint: it was not Santa and his wee elves working on a red wagon for Bobby. Those pipe bombs just don't make themselves! Now, if a pressure cooker is found...or a big jet in garage that can fly into buildings, maybe that would be "terrorism."

Now we are going to get the lecture not to blame mooslems. Ok. Fine. I won't blame them/sarc. I do blame radical islamic terrorism and bite moi. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 03, 2015 02:08 PM (Mopd7)

668 Brian Williams or Rachel Maddow?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (KCQo0)




BRAIN WILLIAMS AND RACHEL MADDOW HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS??

Posted by: Teh Revrunt Howl at December 03, 2015 02:08 PM (8Y7+f)

669 607 Heard Ol' Beck proclaim today that events like Cali will wake people up and they will reconsider their support for Trump and support a more 'experienced' individual.

Posted by: Doom Rider at December 03, 2015 01:55 PM (ck8TA)
----
Hilarious. As was Cruz announcing today that if he wins he'll appoint Trump his immigration czar to build the wall. lol

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 02:08 PM (MbrzC)

670 The San Bernardino Democrats cancelled their regular meeting last night.

Here is their message:

"Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of this horrific shooting as well as their families that occured in San Bernardino on Dec 2, 2015."

That's right.

Thoughts and prayers.

Guess they didn't get the memo.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 02:09 PM (KCQo0)

671 Jay, you make Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio feel so sad.
And their supporters will now phone and email you for a week to explain
their sadness to you.


Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2015 02:02 PM (ry4ab)


I'd say Trump has about four cubic light years' more executive experience that Cruz and Rubio combined. They might go after Trump on other grounds, but lack of experience - at least as an executive, as opposed to a politician - isn't one of them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:09 PM (oKE6c)

672 I guess the feebs didn't find an ISIS Membership Card,
----

Even if they did it wouldn't change anything so long as it was expired.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2015 02:09 PM (MbrzC)

673 "Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of this horrific
shooting as well as their families that occurred in San Bernardino on Dec
2, 2015."



Their families occurred in San Bernardino on Dec
2, 2015?

English teachers everywhere weep.

If they know any English themselves.

Which I doubt.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:11 PM (oKE6c)

674 Fiance visa currently taking 8-9 months for the Philippines.....I think every consulate is different

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 03, 2015 02:12 PM (2Uuc6)

675 Wow. Trump wins by just being Trump. He has Jedi Powers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2015 02:14 PM (oDCMR)

676 @673 English teachers everywhere weep.

If they know any English themselves.

Which I doubt.

I guarantee 99% wouldn't know what was wrong with the original sentence.

That fucking baby of theirs is going to become the Muslim equivalent of the Christ child.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 03, 2015 02:14 PM (hqZPQ)

677
I'm Daryl and this is my brother Daryl.
Name that show.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 03, 2015 01:59 PM (7v/r5)
__________________________

Bob Newhart..... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 03, 2015 02:16 PM (HSmrB)

678 A reporter has to ask Obama this question:

"You are making flight reservations. The airline rep informs you that only two flights available with one seat left apiece."

"Flight A has one seat, but it is next to an old Alabama Klansman."

"Flight B has one seat, but it next to a devout Muslim from Pakistan in his 20s."

Which flight would you choose, Mr. President?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2015 02:16 PM (KCQo0)

679 They picked up Jihadis in the SW Wa area several years ago, in Skamania county. It's a pretty rural area and they were out shooting next to the highway. So yeah, they will stick out like a sore thumb in a rural area. Plus locals are more suspicious of outsiders

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2015 02:17 PM (Lqy/e)

680 That fucking baby of theirs is going to become the Muslim equivalent of the Christ child.


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 03, 2015 02:14 PM (hqZPQ)


All they need to do is place him in a basket of rushes and let him float down river.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 03, 2015 02:25 PM (oKE6c)

681 California gun laws are complex and silly, but probably not the most restrictive in the country (Hawaii probably takes that one) - but only because of regular court challenges. The politicians try to make it impossible but fail.

The "Roster" screws badly with new handgun sales, though it may be about to fail legally. It's a list of "approved" guns that has dwindled badly and limits new sales (with a loophole or two).

All sales are registered, non-FFL sales are prohibited entirely. New purchases or transfers of standard-capacity magazines are prohibited but a couple of loonie cities (like LA) prohibited possession at all, which is probably illegal as a law (challenges pending).

Scary Rifles are restricted in bizarre ways - the "registered" old normal versions purchased before 2000 are subject to use and transport regulations, and new ones subject to configuration restrictions ("permanently" affixed short magazine or lack of certain features like a flash hider or normal grip that extends below the receiver).

It's a bizarre spaghetti of laws, most of which face challenges (several successful challenges so far have reduced the burden, but the state has frankly ignored some).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 03, 2015 02:43 PM (bLnSU)

682 The pipe bomb RC car was probably too heavy for its motors. They're not made to haul cargo that weights several pounds, most RC cars are pretty lightweight.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 03, 2015 02:45 PM (bLnSU)

683 California gun laws: All AR-15 type semi-auto rifles and similar must have a mechanical device that prevents easy reloading of magazines. The free-market solution is the "bullet button", which requires a "tool" to change magazines. It slows the magazine change a bit but is more of a nuisance than a "solution to gun violence".

Magazines over 10 rounds are illegal unless they were owned prior to 1/1/2000. Los Angeles just went even further and outlawed all magazines that can hold more than 10 rounds, including the ones that were owned prior to the 2000 ban.

Dumb-ass laws written by stupid people who don't know and don't care. I doubt any of the San Bernadino jihadi's weapons were inconvenienced by any of the above.

Posted by: Downrange88 at December 03, 2015 02:53 PM (6Dj6y)

684 "I know plenty of Muslim guys just like this. Normal, have jobs, friendly. Hell, I know one who loves Johnny Cash--I burned CDs for him. How are you going to know when one decides to go Jihad? They simply cannot be trusted. They are not like any other immigrant group--past or present."
Joe F.

Precisely. My husband has two Muslim doctors, both from Syria. Seem to be lovely, warm folks. One doctor I know has his extended family here. I want to trust them, but . . .

Posted by: Margaret at December 03, 2015 03:14 PM (F2qnR)

685 I purpose that all law abiding citizens be allowed one bullet for the only gun of their choice. That way when we come for your gun you can kill yourself. You didn't need that gun anyway. If it was good enough for Deputy Fife, its good enough for you, proles.

Notice how the stuttering stopped?

Posted by: Ob+mao at December 03, 2015 03:22 PM (jNPwZ)

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