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Left Spends Day In Coordinated Attack on Saying "Thoughts and Prayers" For the Victims
Today, all the typical imbeciles were on the same page. From The Nation to Huffington Post to this guy...
Other countries must have fewer mass shootings because their conservative politicians offer thoughts and prayers more vigorously.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) December 2, 2015Compare + contrast: pic.twitter.com/vWXoIHd1Uy
— George Zornick (@gzornick) December 2, 2015Your complete lack of self-awareness, @ChrisMurphyCT, is matched only by your smug self-righteousness. pic.twitter.com/BszQpRe1iy
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) December 2, 2015.@SamSteinHP used to send his "thoughts and prayers” but now writes things like this: https://t.co/7e2LDvuJxs pic.twitter.com/dp4b07rIPD
— Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) December 2, 2015The coordinated prayer backlash is intuitively painfully stupid& rude, but thanks to @seanmdav for illustrating why pic.twitter.com/78UfuJrrsm
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) December 2, 2015hey man sorry your narrative blew up. #ThoughtsAndPrayers @mattyglesias
— The Scandalous DJT (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 2, 2015@AceofSpadesHQ https://t.co/znaKs6lWQw
— Chris Moore (@ubermoore) December 3, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)My thoughts and prayers are that Socialism and it's evil twin Islam die a horrible, painful and quick death, followed by eternal damnation in Hell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:41 PM (uRmWf)
Yeah, I saw some of the quotes over at breitbart.
vox, huffington post and Kos Daily all spewing hate towards prayers
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 07:43 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 07:43 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:43 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2015 07:44 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Mike at December 02, 2015 07:44 PM (c056A)
Unless it's in Chicago, and you're the mayor... then run off and hide on vacation in Cuba.
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at December 02, 2015 07:44 PM (VO5mN)
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2015 07:44 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 07:44 PM (qCMvj)
#BringBackOurGirls
Posted by: wooga at December 02, 2015 07:45 PM (zqXcl)
Ain't the way things work, but goddamn does having to live among insane people who not so subtlely wish ill upon everything you hold dear get old.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at December 02, 2015 07:45 PM (7TbUQ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 07:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 07:45 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:45 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at December 02, 2015 07:46 PM (MpvuV)
Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 07:46 PM (6dAqB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 07:47 PM (8ZskC)
We need to stop gun violence = focusing on your own agenda while the victims' bodies are still warm, the wounded being rushed to the hospital
I'll take trite over 'how can I make this further my agenda?' any day of the week.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 07:47 PM (NOIQH)
Rush nailed it earlier. After 9/11 these pre-pubescent schmucks with laptops wailed and moaned "what did we do that made them attack us?'
Well, "what could Planned Parenthood have done to make them attack?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 07:47 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:47 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2015 07:47 PM (8HTq1)
If the assholes had just let us alone to begin with we could say something more meaningful. Telling someone that you're interceding on their behalf to the Almighty carries some weight, at least it used to.
And for the non religious who don't feel comfortable saying that they're praying? "I'm sorry" is just fine. "My heart breaks for you" ect.
But all that is really moot. What the left wants to hear is "GRAB ALL THE GUNS!!11!"
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 07:47 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 07:48 PM (CYoPx)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 07:48 PM (E8oTQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 07:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 07:48 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2015 07:49 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 07:49 PM (FsuaD)
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 07:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 07:49 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 07:49 PM (jT+gh)
It sure seems that way. So they're not all in Congress after all.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 07:49 PM (oKE6c)
I just read one suspect had an Irish sounding name, Farooq Sareed or something.
Yet the left immediately blames NRA.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 07:49 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Shemp Smiff at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (oVJmc)
#BringBackOurGirls
Posted by: wooga at December 02, 2015 07:45 PM (zqXcl)
Exactly. Useless fucking bastard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (8ZskC)
To whom does/would Obama pray?
He define sin as "being out of line with MY values", so....
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (6dAqB)
Today, without knowing any details, the same vilce human filth was condemning every Republican.
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (CYoPx)
No one (here, at least) offers condolences to a jihadi that just blew himself up. But people near to his relatives will.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (0O7c5)
Politics is showbusiness for ugly retarded people.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 02, 2015 07:51 PM (GH58g)
This event was triggered by conservatives saying disparaging things about Muslims, Mexicans, lesbians, and liberals.
Posted by: Sally Kohn, Lesbian Activist at December 02, 2015 07:52 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Shemp Smiff at December 02, 2015 07:52 PM (oVJmc)
Or am I confusing him with any of a number of soulless lefty retards?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:52 PM (rwI+c)
This from the same people who think drum circles and singing insipid John Lennon songs is "action".
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 07:52 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 07:52 PM (FsuaD)
ass.
I've seen a few chained to lamp-posts in San Francisco that would do the trick...
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2015 07:52 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 07:52 PM (6dAqB)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 07:52 PM (E8oTQ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (jl269)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: AD at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (Fxtt9)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 07:48 PM (CYoPx)
It's one of those kind of meaningless niceties, yes. Like saying "how are you?" I mean, I really don't care how most people I ask that question to are.
But yeah, it's something normal people say. I don't know why it's suddenly political horrible to say it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (zOTsN)
Markos Moulwhatever, who runs Daily Kos
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (NOIQH)
If they want the truth, whenever I hear that there's a university shooting, before I get all upset, I wonder what the majors are of the dead. Not all lives matter to me. Right back at you bitches....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (7pqq7)
It's part of their contagious mental illness - we want to save the world, therefore anyone who opposes us must be an evil destroyer of worlds and not just someone who disagrees on policy, so anything you say or do to them is justified.
It's truly dizzying.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (Kqit+)
Lotta competition for that particular trophy.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (kpqmD)
I can not think of any punishment too harsh, hell, even harsh enough for those animals.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (McRlu)
Ah, the Left promises once again to mold us into perfect humans with just a little more legislation.
Posted by: situation normal at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (IoMwI)
And boy are these reporters stupid: long rifles. Seriously. And more keep repeating it. So uh you're telling us the shooters had Kentucky long rifles?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (dULJN)
Yep. If that's the case, he just might get impeached after all.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (oKE6c)
Lululululululululu
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (ej1L0)
To the leftist Jwhoronos --
Well, y'all are incapable of coherent thought and y'all are atheists or agnostic, mostly...
...so your insincere expressions are insufficient and self-serving.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (BK3ZS)
Yet the left immediately blames NRA.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen
Should blame the IRA I guess.
Posted by: Aviator at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (zOTsN)
Well of course. Who screens for originality in that sort of situation?
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (iMxBJ)
It's sort of like Charlie Sheen intoning "temperance and restraint".
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (+eR2D)
Greta: "Shep has been pounding this story all day long."
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (LVG/7)
I'm not praying.
I'm preparing.
I will crush them with my glutes and fantastic quads.
Posted by: Tactical Short Squad at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (Jdgwe)
This has made me sick to see, actually sick to my stomach. There is no such thing as a shared common decency anymore. None.
It's all Mean Girl tribalism and social signalling and it's terrifying to ponder those implications.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (6dAqB)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (dULJN)
******
They will not alllow them to be labeled as goatfcuker terrorists just for that reason.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (OxOeA)
>>>Does Obama have a Prayer Czar to handle the "thoughts and prayers" or does he do them himself?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 07:47 PM (8ZskC)<<<
San Bernardino's chickens... have come home to roost.
Posted by: Barack's prayer czar at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM (VO5mN)
Anybody demanding action, particularly political action to fulfill their long-held agenda, before facts are known is just a ghoul.
Posted by: Shemp Smiff at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM (oVJmc)
Markos Moulwhatever, who runs Daily Kos
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM (NOIQH)
____
Today he tweeted something like "Het GOP, it's hard to keep America safe when your peeps keep shooting people".
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM (CYoPx)
37 Thoughts and prayers.
#BringBackOurGirls
Posted by: wooga at December 02, 2015 07:45 PM (zqXcl)
Exactly. Useless fucking bastard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (8ZskC)
Oh, how timely.
THIS is how you #BringBackOurGirls
http://tinyurl.com/osgsn2c
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM (jT+gh)
Lots of people say this bc there really aren't good words that are comforting or meaningful in such situations. And I don't blame anyone who says this out of politeness.
But, in this case, with the libs, bc they're shameless liars, we know they have no thoughts and that there will be no prayers.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM (2x3L+)
Oh it's a mess. He was named because he was acting weird in the meeting and then left. Then a few minutes alter the shooting started and he was recognized as one of the gunmen.
Hours passed, and the SUV drivers basically gave themselves up by driving by the cops. A shoot out ensued and one was killed and the other badly injured.
Meanwhile....they have arrested or closed in on several other people. There's a guy in a parking garage, a guy in an orange shirt, an arab woman, two "long beards", and I believe one other unnamed guy who was in a white truck who was arrested at the same tiem as the shootout.
What's going on? Who knows. Who knows.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM (BK3ZS)
They won't be able to stop it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 07:57 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Mr. Saturn at December 02, 2015 07:57 PM (N8Vq9)
Posted by: Zombie Albert Pierrepoint at December 02, 2015 07:57 PM (oKE6c)
NO ONE in the GOPe is gonna do squat. Feckless, invertebrate POS, the lot of them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2015 07:57 PM (+bVzV)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 02, 2015 07:57 PM (eGr8Z)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (Kqit+)
Watching this unfold in horror this afternoon, I kept thinking of all the victims and first responders and others directly touched by the tragedy. And you hit the nail on the head. No words are adequate, but "thoughts and prayers" is far better than a cynical dismissal of those who hate what happened but are trying to express something that needs to be said, but is really inexpressible.
And, God forbid that Obama would even let the blood dry before he politicized this, hardened everyone's positions, divided us further, and egged the left on.
We should all be hoping for the safety of the people still working on this and for the speedy capture or death of whoever is left of the scum who did this. But no, we have no moral standing for anything because we do not embrace gun control.
Truly, these people are wretched. The personal is political. Soulless.
Thanks, AoS, for being a voice of sanity in an insane world.
Posted by: RM at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Pj at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (cHuNI)
-----------------
Typical modern male. Not a man, just a male.
I bet he doesn't even know how to change a tire.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (GH58g)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2015 07:56 PM
That's brilliant. And appropriate.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (2x3L+)
I may have had one or two refuse my offer but very few indeed.
People who are not dead inside long for something more than this world.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (Sf7oH)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (IrByp)
I'll bet there's an anime series about mean girls starring Mao and Stalin clones.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (bLnSU)
Let's give him the chance to prove you wrong.
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)
My prayers are with the familys and friends of the dead and may the wounded heal.
Whoever these people are they are cowards. And may they spend eternity in the lower level of hell.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Purple at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (9PMGX)
Posted by: BenMSYS at December 02, 2015 07:59 PM (P3G3N)
Unless it's in Chicago, and you're the mayor... then run off and hide on vacation in Cuba.
.
.
.I saw that interview, that Polotico guy had better watch his back.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 02, 2015 07:59 PM (iONHu)
they reject citizens arming themselves to protect themselves or these vicims, while they reject our inability to help because of local or unarmed status,
while they also reject thoughts and prayers.
just what do they accept?
@Hashstags?
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 07:59 PM (jOumW)
Can't win.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 07:59 PM (0dXaM)
Greta: "Shep has been pounding this story all day long."
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (LVG/7)
Ooooh, Greta, "Shep" and "pounding" in the same sentence is just wrong.
Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2015 07:59 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 02, 2015 07:59 PM (iONHu)
Local Reporter Found Dead With Ballet Slipper In Rectum.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2015 08:00 PM (iMxBJ)
THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
Posted by: Daniel Plainview at December 02, 2015 08:00 PM (kQaNd)
Considering they were tweeting #F@ckParis right after the Paris attack, I'm guessing NO.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 08:00 PM (NOIQH)
Yeah, what's that about; Rahm taking a quick refresher course in running a banana republic after the 'unpleasantness' over the Thanksgiving weekend?
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2015 08:00 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Mr. Saturn at December 02, 2015 07:57 PM (N8Vq9)
100 million lives is not too high a price to save just one life! #MaosChina #CommieLogic
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:00 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Dave J at December 02, 2015 08:00 PM (tr79+)
And make sure he keeps his damn pants on. Krauthammer needs to evalute him, I think.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2015 08:01 PM (dvuhZ)
Will there be a backlash? It's coming, oh bubba, it's coming!
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2015 08:01 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 08:01 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: History Channel watcher at December 02, 2015 08:01 PM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)
We don't get a lot of it here, either. When we do, it's usually Yankees who moved down here expressly to make it into Long Island South. Birds of a feather and all.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 02, 2015 08:01 PM (eGr8Z)
GUNS KILL 14 MORE
I sense the subtle touch of Pierced Organ (Piers Morgan) in that touch of class.
Ban All Autonomous Firearms Today!
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2015 08:01 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (CYoPx)
ass.
Posted by: tu3031
Meh, Matt calls that Wednesday.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: clonefan at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (Vy7in)
That's a hell of a lot of gruntle to go around.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)
_______
People are willing to type a lot of shit they won't say.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (CYoPx)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (Kqit+)
And make sure he keeps his damn pants on. Krauthammer needs to evalute him, I think.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2015 08:01 PM (dvuhZ)
He needs a ball gag.
Feel free to take that anywhere else you want to.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (eGr8Z)
Maybe some Chantix so he will have suicidal thoughts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (jJRIy)
Again, anyone else see the name Farooq or something? Or red flag.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (Mopd7)
Not the killers, the object.
Their solution is to take away the objects. From everybody.
Like the killers are victims of the evil guns.
Posted by: Shemp Smiff at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (48QDY)
Nope, that was Markos Moulitas. Vile douchebag extraordinaire.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Stay out da Bushes at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM (yioUz)
What in the actual fuck?? Is there really a woman in a closet or are y'all just making a joke??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM (RuxkS)
Greta with a strap on in the library.
Posted by: Aviator at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)
You've obviously never lived in DC. There are crowds of people like that there.
Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM (/dSsq)
Just look at Matt's picture. Probably never worked a day in his air conditioned life. Pasty, pale and lacking testosterone. He couldn't survive a week in any so-called socialist paradise anywhere on earth.
-----------------
Typical modern male. Not a man, just a male.
I bet he doesn't even know how to change a tire.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (GH58g)
No need. He has AAA. As we all know, some folks' time is just too valuable to spend 20 minutes getting dirty changing a tire.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM (o98Jz)
Or wait outside with pipe bombs in case I am insulted some how
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 08:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 08:03 PM (jJRIy)
---
Wait I thought we banned pipes?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:05 PM (MbrzC)
See: Bill Whittle's "It's the Steel"
LOL
https://www.billwhittle.com/afterburner/its-steel-bill-whittles-solution-gun-control
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 08:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 07:50 PM (6dAqB)
Edible arrangements
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2015 08:06 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (ej1L0)
Like the bookseller in Patriot Games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiuXl1cPfrU
Sorry, Dennis.
Posted by: Teh One at December 02, 2015 08:06 PM (ztYE8)
Posted by: Rapey the Bear at December 02, 2015 08:06 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM (/dSsq)
Tayip from [the] Gutter.
Better spelling to get the correct pronunciation
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 08:06 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: navybrat at December 02, 2015 08:06 PM (ETxiG)
Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (48QDY)
And boy are these reporters stupid: long rifles. Seriously. And more keep repeating it. So uh you're telling us the shooters had Kentucky long rifles?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2015 07:54 PM (Vm8WO)
IKR... it's almost hilarious..
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (MbrzC)
Just the Meerschaums with the thing that goes up. Straight Briars are still legal in 38 states.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: jmel at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (15vyA)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (AkOaV)
They want only government people to have access to firearms.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 08:01 PM (FkBIv)
so they just want a govt mop up crew.
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (jOumW)
It would depend entirely on the circumstances for me.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (ry4ab)
Religious groups like Westboro alienate most Christians
In the first case the split is like 99% / 1% and in the second it is reversed.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (0dXaM)
They were driving around caches of weapons from Brussels to Burgundy.
Posted by: Shemp Smiff at December 02, 2015 08:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 08:08 PM (jT+gh)
Me: "Those assholes, let's kill them!"
Them: "Uh...yeah they're jerks"
Me: "No, really let's go buy a bunch of guns and bombs and kill them all!!"
Them "Hello, 911? I'd like to report someone..."
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:08 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Bob Hopeless at December 02, 2015 08:08 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM (OxOeA)
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CNN c__nt just ripped into a guest that suggests mid-eastern connection, after explicitly asking him to speculate... guess she had something else in mind.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:08 PM (MbrzC)
Je Suis Berdoo hashtags will be everywhere.
Posted by: other joe_mama at December 02, 2015 08:08 PM (13W9U)
"Farooq Saeeb not that common a name" No sheet.
I guess that name was heard on police scanner.
Two or three minutes ago there is something going on near airport and 3rd, black guy with machete was what someone understood. (I am only mentioning what I just read. Could be Caitlyn with a tomahawk).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:08 PM (Mopd7)
I'm so sorry. I lost mine 14 years ago, and it still hurts.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:09 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM
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Sadly, Tammy, there is an actual woman hiding in a closet.. Shep and Greta have conducted phone interviews with her from the closet. It's really pathetic. At least she has her dogs with her?
Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 08:09 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: redenzo at December 02, 2015 08:09 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (CYoPx)
Something something nothing exists or has any sort of value outside the state something - Mooosoleeni
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:09 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (Mopd7)
Yeah there was one in the south building at the original shooting location and reports of others at various locations around the city.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (Kqit+)
*facepalm*
AQ does the symbolic targets, ISIS just wants to spread chaos and widespread fear. This is exactly the kind of place ISIS would hit.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (NOIQH)
Lucianne has a name.
San Bernadino police just released the name of one suspect as Tayyeep Bin Ardogan, a 28 year-old Qatar citizen
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (6dAqB)
perp's body on the ground is prima facie evidence, while the mere
description of said perp from a witness is decidedly less so.
Posted by: irright feeling like being redundant at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (DtNNC)
For persons who don't know that, you are missing out. Rant off.
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (Kqit+)
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If they start pulling that house to house shit people better fucking refuse that unconstitutional shit this time.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (MbrzC)
And especially that they're not Muslims who snuck in with illegals, or were refugees.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (oKE6c)
CNN c__nt just ripped into a guest that suggests mid-eastern
connection, after explicitly asking him to speculate... guess she had
something else in mind.
Without speculating, the media would fall silent on this story. Which suits me fine.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (oVJmc)
That and "A slong as I owe you money, you'll never go broke."
But on the "thoughts and prayers" deal, it's a ready made phrase that shows a person has the manners to say something nice when silence could be seen as indifference. Anyone that takes umbrage to it is an asshole. Spelt A-S-S-H-O-L-E.
Posted by: Minuteman at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (yQVAQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 07:53 PM
This. People just don't what to say, or just cant find the words.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (Vm8WO)
I will never, ever give up on this country and I pray that others wont either. This is the last bastion of freedom on earth. Once we lose freedom here, there is nowhere to turn to. We need folks like you in the battle for the hearts and the minds of the people. I understand your discouragement but please dont discourage others."
Posted by: the truth at December 02, 2015 08:11 PM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:04 PM
No joke. She was doing her Bernard Shaw imitation, though she wasn't a news person so she didn't know that she was supposed to be hiding under a table.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 08:11 PM (zc3Db)
I imagine we will hear many many people tomorrow saying to the family and those who were especially close to her - "our prayers are with you". I will receive those sentiments as sympathy extended, grace offered, and love shared. The words "My prayers are with you" are a welcome expression. Never something trivial or meaningless. Who would think otherwise?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 08:11 PM (dFi94)
We lost internet at work around 11am and I didn't know anything was going on until I checked my phone leaving work.
We know who yet?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 08:11 PM (ucbqu)
There really is a woman in a closet hiding out, and yes, FOX interviewed her after running into her husband out on the street and discovering through him she was near the scene.
Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2015 08:11 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: redenzo at December 02, 2015 08:11 PM (WCnJW)
Articulate Valley Girl without the "like totally."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (bLnSU)
A while ago they were talking about someone running across a run way so maybe that? I don't know. I was getting all my info off the scanner. I don't have cable.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (Kqit+)
I hate to say this because of all the deaths, but this has become farcical.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (ODxAs)
111 Btw, where are these people? Seriously. No one ever expresses this
kind of shitty sentiment around here where I live. Is it just internet
bullshit or is there some place where people actually say this out loud
and why do they still have their teeth?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)
You've obviously never lived in DC. There are crowds of people like that there.
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Hey Grump, see the results of the Leftist Academia in action, these head-up-their-butts pajama boys. These people will be wanting to run for political office when I am giving my miniscule Social Security check to the nursing home. God Save America.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (ry4ab)
thou shall not say the l-rd Obamas name in vain
thou shall not interfere in gun confiscation
though shall not ruin the narrative
though shall not point fingers at the murderers
though shall not call terror by its name
though shall not point a finger at the guilty
though shall not pray for sanity and help to fight all new narratives created out of the air.
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (MbrzC)
That means they are some kind of "protected specie". black, native American, or muzzie. I would go with muzzie.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (t2KH5)
Totes Right Wing militia.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
O'Reilly just said it doesn't look like a symbolic target that ISIS would pick.
*facepalm*>>>
Yeah Mad Dogs off the leash may not attack according to plan.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (wHX4r)
GUNS KILL 14 MORE
Time for a War on Guns.
Fought ... without guns?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 08:13 PM (0NdlF)
As I explained, the Left used today's event to impose a New Rule upon you -- no more saying "thoughts and prayers."
It's all about making New Rules. Because the Rulemakers = the Rulers.
If you allow these people to impose new rules upon you, you are allowing them to rule over you. Do you understand? I hope so because the Left understands.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 02, 2015 08:13 PM (goLPg)
Articulate Valley Girl without the "like totally."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (bLnSU)
My ears are bleeding. Learn how to modulate your voice, sweetheart!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Pj at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (cHuNI)
My mother passed away this morning after a 19 year long battle with the illness that finally took her.
She died at her home, holding my sister in law's hand. My SiL was her care giver for the last few months of her life.
My mother fought the good fight for a long time. I love her and will miss her for the rest of my life.
Any thoughts and prayers you have for me are greatly appreciated. Also, a prayer of thanks for my SiL would be appreciated even though she'll never no about this comment I'm making.
As far as the sophisticated people that mock the sentiment, I'm sure Moma wouldn't want me to say anything ugly to them so I won't.
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (O8gnM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (No/ki)
____
A "white Muslim" says NBC
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (CYoPx)
Well bless their hearts.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (rwI+c)
If you live in a city where there was a tragedy, it doesn't mean jack to you anyway.
So yeah, the douchebags pointing it out are, of course, douchebags, but that doesn't mean they're wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (TOk1P)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiuXl1cPfrU
Sorry, Dennis.
I was going with Newton, from MIB2, but that works too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldfwM_aecDk
As to the suddenly, cannot-be-repeated-often-enough "long guns", I think the reporters think they sound butch when they say it.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (39g3+)
Isn't that where clockboy moved to?
Isn't that where the five Gitmo baddies traded for Bergdahl went?
Isn't that the home of Al Jazeera?
Yeah, totes disgruntled employee. Uh huh. Sure.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (NOIQH)
All their rules are unruly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (ej1L0)
Barry must be shitting himself, hoping to God Allah Karl Marx that the perps aren't either illegals or Muslims.
And especially that they're not Muslims who snuck in with illegals, or were refugees.
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No real pleasure, but I still plan to enjoy 2016, the Year of Leftist Bitch-Slaps.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Milesdei at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (q7RPx)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
Totes Right Wing militia.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
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Sounds like a total tea party extremest to me!
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (MbrzC)
Sorry about your friend. Is this the woman whom you had been visiting?
Only people who are terribly shallow would choose to mock people who offer thoughts and prayers. And it's a coordinated thing? They all jump on the bandwagon? Pathetic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (No/ki)
Markos Moulitsas
Yo GOP, kinda hard to talk about "keeping people safe" when your peeps are shooting up America.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2015 08:16 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:16 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:02 PM (CYoPx)
They're the ones who coined the phrase "the personal is political". They really believe it. Everything we buy, the things we eat, who we choose to have sex with are all political acts.
Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2015 08:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 08:16 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:17 PM (oKE6c)
Any thoughts and prayers you have for me are greatly appreciated.
Also, a prayer of thanks for my SiL would be appreciated even though
she'll never no about this comment I'm making.
As far as the sophisticated people that mock the sentiment, I'm sure
Moma wouldn't want me to say anything ugly to them so I won't.
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (O8gnM)
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I'm so sorry, weirdflunky. You must be hurting something fierce. I'll pray for you and also your SiL. It sounds like your family loved and cherished your mom. I bet she knew that, too. God bless you and keep you.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 08:17 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 08:17 PM (ppaKI)
San Bernadino police just released the name of one suspect as Tayyeep Bin Ardogan, a 28 year-old Qatar citizen
Annnnnnd -- the narrative switches faster than when gay Darren replaced Sick Darren on Bewitched....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 08:17 PM (kdS6q)
Of course I will pray for you and your SIL and others missing your mom.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:17 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (oKE6c)
Yeah I would not want to hear that all day long, on the other hand this is a "public speaking" voice.
On the other hand, she can be heard, so there's that.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:17 PM (bLnSU)
San Bernadino police just released the name of one suspect as Tayyeep Bin Ardogan, a 28 year-old Qatar citizen
Totes Right Wing militia.
Must be Tea Party mustache militia types.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2015 08:17 PM (ry4ab)
why is he here?
student?
refugee?
we shall see
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:18 PM (qCMvj)
Very sorry to hear that. I lost my dad a couple years ago after a very long illness and I'm sure it took it's toll on you and your family as well.
I'm not a prayer but you have my condolences and best wishes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 02, 2015 08:18 PM (goLPg)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:18 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: RM at December 02, 2015 08:18 PM (U3LtS)
Of course, that isn't what he meant. He's not really sure what he meant, so we have to indulge ourselves in guessing, but (because he's only a stupid creature of lefty group-think) we can bet he didn't intend to endorse vigorous retribution.
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:18 PM (CWvyb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (No/ki)
Oh dear.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:18 PM (bLnSU)
San Bernadino police just released the name of one suspect as Tayyeep Bin Ardogan, a 28 year-old Qatar citizen
Well spank my butt and call me Shirley. I did not expect that.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2015 08:18 PM (LAe3v)
Isn't that where the five Gitmo baddies traded for Bergdahl went?
Isn't that the home of Al Jazeera?
"
Yes. I do wonder if any of our Gitmo friends were involved?
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:19 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 02, 2015 08:19 PM (P4OkF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:10 PM (No/ki)
<<<
See, he's from Qatar.
That means it's totes safe to keep bringing in Syrian refugees.
Posted by: the Hussein Clown Posse at December 02, 2015 08:19 PM (VO5mN)
As to the suddenly, cannot-be-repeated-often-enough "long guns", I think the reporters think they sound butch when they say it.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (LAe3v)
Well, that's the weapons description used by the police in the first presser. When pressed on the TYPE of long guns (the reporter was obviously fishing for "evil black assault weapon, the AR47 that shoots through schools"), he pretty firmly pushed back, not wanting to speculate on the type of long gun.
So for once, they're being semi-accurate, rather than pulling a rabbit out of their ass.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 08:19 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: FCF at December 02, 2015 08:19 PM (kejii)
Posted by: Milesdei at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (q7RPx)
[Golf clap]
Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2015 08:19 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2015 08:18 PM (LAe3v)
Shirley you are kidding me. I'll skip the butt slap, though the 'Ettes are welcome to it.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 08:19 PM (0NdlF)
San Bernadino police just released the name of one suspect as Tayyeep Bin Ardogan, a 28 year-old Qatar citizen
Totes Right Wing militia.
Must be Tea Party mustache militia types.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2015 08:17 PM (ry4ab)
Everyone knows the Qatar wing of the Tea Party is nuts. You know, just like guys from Santa Clara.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 02, 2015 08:14 PM (O8gnM)
God bless you, your Momma and your SiL.
My Momma always said if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (jJRIy)
RIP for your mother and prayers.
And a prayer of thanks for God sending her your SIL in her hour of need.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (wHX4r)
cheyanne bucky stan matymurdock*
HAA Get off my post racist. 90% of mass shooting are perpetrated by white men. this is too a white boy problem.
*genderfluid. intersectional feminist. pansexual. I love comic books.**
**Ideal summer intern for The Federalist
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (CYoPx)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 02, 2015 07:55 PM
Let me correct that "Shemp has been a hysterical speculating idiot all day long".
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (CWvyb)
Oh, Jesus. My thoughts and prayers are absolutely with you, sweetheart.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (RuxkS)
Wasn't going to mention this at all but since the douchebags are out in force again I feel like I should.
My mother passed away this morning after a 19 year long battle with the illness that finally took her.
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Screw the douchebags. Our thoughts, prayers, and mind-hugs all are going out to you.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (ry4ab)
Unless that sport bra just made Tayyeep feel 'pretty'.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (0NdlF)
Johnny Walker Lindt chocolates make a great holiday gift. Which one? It's best not to ask
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (MbrzC)
I'm sure it's already been noted that thoughts and prayers are preferable to many to trampling over the dead in order to push your favorite political issues...
Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (iwWhN)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (Dwehj)
I'm sorry weirdflunky, my true thoughts and prayers with you and your family, and May God Bless Your Mama for raising a good child.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
I didn't even know there WERE Amish Lutherans in Qatar.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (Z/8dZ)
Well spank my butt and call me Shirley.
Posted by: pep
On a Wednesday? I thought Friday was our "role playing night"?
Oh, what the heck, come'er.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (oVJmc)
Wiki, fwiw, says not. At least, that's not the name of any of The Taliban Five.
Besides, this is more of an ISIS operation in style than a Taliban one.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
And tarot, and palmistry, and astrology. A co-worker recently informed me that astrology is "scientifically proven."
Posted by: April at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (79ZSg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (MwNIp)
If you're offering thoughts and prayers about a situation you are not involved with-you are lifting the people up to God's comfort and strength. What tis wrong with that? Since the people of offer mockeryit-as Ace said-are trying to score points by being above such a supposedly meaningless gesture-what are they offering instead?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (MbrzC)
/tin foil hat off
Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (Z/8dZ)
It's all about making New Rules. Because the Rulemakers = the Rulers.
If you allow these people to impose new rules upon you, you are allowing them to rule over you. Do you understand? I hope so because the Left understands.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 02, 2015 08:13 PM (goLPg)
I will give O'Reilly kudos again, for being 10 years late to the party, but at least telling his millions of viewers that what Obama and the Left are doing isn't "just for votes" but for transforming America, wiping out ALL of the Christian-Judeo traditional foundation.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SMFH at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (zyIlW)
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I invented him!
Posted by: Achmad, Clock King of Qatar at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (CWvyb)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:23 PM (Mopd7)
San Bernadino police just released the name of one suspect as Tayyeep Bin Ardogan, a 28 year-old Qatar citizen
^^^
This is French for Trump's poll numbers just ticked up again.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 02, 2015 08:24 PM (goLPg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 08:24 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (Z/8dZ)
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This just gets better and better, or do you mean she was just seen going down on someone?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:24 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Amish Lutherans at December 02, 2015 08:24 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 08:24 PM (6dAqB)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:24 PM (CYoPx)
Pakistan shows the way ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:24 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 08:24 PM (ODxAs)
You're definitely in my prayers. I lost my father in 1988 but as painful as that is, mom is another thing entirely. God be with you and your family.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (/ciMI)
It sounds like you had a great mom.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (iwWhN)
/tin foil hat off
Posted by: Kreplach at December 02
Expired student visas?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (DmRs2)
I thought it sounded familiar but the last name is slightly different.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2015 08:21 PM (DLu2s)
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You never know these days... the lengths and sacrifices these mussies have to endure to fit-in in Cali.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (Z/8dZ)
But was she hawt?
Posted by: Typical moron at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (sdi6R)
The good Lord did take a liking to him.
Posted by: Billy Sol Hurok at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (DL2i+)
Welp...these names are not sounding Irish to me.
Wonder how Obarfy is going to spin this one?
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Easy. It's still all America's fault.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (ry4ab)
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Weirdflunky, I am so very sorry for your loss. I lost my own mother a few short years ago and know what you're going through. Losing a parent is a loss like no other. My sincere thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (pVkEV)
the O'Reilly clip
it's worth a watch
The Left's secret immigration plan
http://bit.ly/1HH60qI
he's years behind the curve, and he'll try to take credit for the notion, but at least other people will hear this for the first time
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (CWvyb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
They'd better not if they know what's good for 'em!
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (/ciMI)
You are the least of my worries if I lie when sending prayers.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (39g3+)
Allahpundit (I think) made this great remix of that horrible ad that Kos did for Ned Lamont
http://tinyurl.com/hfkmuwt
IIRC, Lamont was running against Joe Lieberman that year.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (VROg+)
when I say that I will? Seriously if you say it you do it. It's not an
empty gesture but an actual work of mercy and love. Don't say it if you
aren't going to do it.
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 08:22 PM (BTnAK)
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I try to keep a little notepad next to my computer so I can write down people here who need prayer, or people who have had a loss, etc. It's so easy for me to lose track of nics - I need to write things down. That helps me when I go to pray. I can also use it to look back at something that might have happened a while ago, and ask that person how they are doing now, and keep praying if the situation is ongoing.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Typical moron at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (sdi6R)<<<
She is now!
Posted by: Satan at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (VO5mN)
Sorry, weirdflunky.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (goLPg)
I can not conceive of why you would say I'm praying for you and not do it.
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (BTnAK)
You're correct, and no you're not the only one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (No/ki)
Haha no. She's dead dead dead. http://___ur.com/feahaOZ
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:24
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What a surprise!!
Posted by: Said No One at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (2x3L+)
Yeah. Sure. Somebody double-dipped the party dip, and so somebody (of unknown Mohammed factor) saddled up a few of his buds, dressed up in their black outfits, grabbed their weapons and pipe bombs, and went back to sort out the malefactor.
Sure. Go with that.
IT'S ALMOST CERTAINLY FUCKING MUSLIMS, YOU NITWITS!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (qCMvj)
3rd suspect is female, maybe...
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (LVG/7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (QvClr)
*facepalm*
How many hairs will they split in the next 24 hours as/if more inconvenient facts about Farooq Saeed and his crew come out?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (NOIQH)
Just wondering then, what makes you think people do that?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (/tuJf)
Fast forward to:
"San Bernadino police just released the name of one suspect as Tayyeep Bin Ardogan, a 28 year-old Qatar citizen"
::: screeching brakes sound effect :::
The media: "It's far too early to speculate regarding motive."
Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
But that school was in America, right? Mass killings don't happen in Pok-ee-ston!
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 08:20 PM (2x3L+)]/i]
And a great many of them reside in San Bernardino. And breed.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: 5.56mm JSP at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (oVJmc)
She was wearing a red bra too. That whore.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (ODxAs)
Watching O'Reilly. One name released (he confirmed, but wouldn't say it) is middle eastern.
Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (hgBpU)
So did any US official yet say it was islamo terrorism yet?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 08:24 PM (ODxAs)
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You see that will take about a year's worth of investigation while all facts and evidence are embargo'd. Around nov 20th next year you should expect the results.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (8PcKC)
THat is a woman on WZ. Tramp stamp on back? Probably a tattoo that says "I am a terrorist with isis" and they will spin it that she was confused.
Pretty well planned for workplace violence. Two muslim names One female.
You know, since this is during the reign of Baroque, this is not terrorism. No jets hit building.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 08:29 PM (sj3Ax)
Chopper cam showed no one on the street. Suppose they pulled her out?
Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 08:30 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at December 02, 2015 08:30 PM (iwWhN)
IT'S ALMOST CERTAINLY FUCKING MUSLIMS, YOU NITWITS!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (oKE6c)
I don't understand those words in that order.
Posted by: The MSM at December 02, 2015 08:30 PM (sdi6R)
I think it's usually car bombs for that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:30 PM (rwI+c)
I'm coming up on 24 years since my Mom died. It doesn't go away, ever, but it really does get a lot better with time.
Very sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 02, 2015 08:30 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 08:26 PM (CWvyb)
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CAIR is claiming she's not Muslim but an illegal latino.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:30 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:30 PM (qCMvj)
They have Oil fields, cars and motorcycles. But forgot how to make guns? A leftists utopia a hell of a lot of killing but just with blades.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 02, 2015 08:30 PM (wHX4r)
when I say that I will
--
I pray.
I know the horde does too because I am positive horde prayers have helped me many times.
Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2015 08:31 PM (cbfNE)
There's so much no right thing to say we created a special word.
con·do·lence
(condolences) an expression of sympathy, especially on the occasion of a death:
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2015 08:31 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:31 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Charles the Fifth, man at December 02, 2015 08:31 PM (8CdUx)
From the federal authorities who allowed the Underwear Bomber to board a passenger jet despite numerous red-flag warnings, and who then afterward said proudly that "the system worked", even though the only thing that saved the lives of everyone on board was that the guy's bomb didn't work.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 08:31 PM (noWW6)
Obama...eyes tightly shut...fingers crossed
"Let it be a guy who's middle name is Ray!!!"
Posted by: Judas Washington at December 02, 2015 08:31 PM (hCdMd)
wait.
A women jihadi that we imported??
She wouldn't happen to be a widow or an orphan, would she??
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (goLPg)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (EUMr7)
CJ Werleman cjwerleman*
FYI - San Bernadino is Ground Zero for white supremacy gangs and hate groups.
*Op-Ed Columnist for Middle East Eye. Host of 'Foreign Object' on iTunes.
Missed it by --that-- much.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (kdS6q)
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Yeah a party dispute led to 3 people going home, putting on military gear, loading up their rifles and coming back to the party to take care of business.
Sure, makes sense.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (Fm9LR)
elevate Barry's legacy from "punk-ass bitch" status to one of a God.
Hail Xerxes!
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (qCMvj)
Sure. Go with that.
IT'S ALMOST CERTAINLY FUCKING MUSLIMS, YOU NITWITS!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (oKE6c)
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That... or that's one hell of a prep'er someone pissed off at the holiday party!
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: RM at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (U3LtS)
Close: Turkish president is Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Name of the terrorist is Tayyeep Bin Ardogan
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (FkBIv)
>>>But was she hawt?
Posted by: Typical moron at December 02, 2015 08:25 PM (sdi6R)<<<
She is now!
Posted by: Satan
Excellent! New meat!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy on a spit at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (qCMvj)
Despite the fact that ISIS is saying it is.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:33 PM (rwI+c)
Sure, makes sense.
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It does if your an LAT journalist, steeped in the lore of the violent American gun owner.
Posted by: Socratease at December 02, 2015 08:33 PM (FqHs5)
The media: "It's far too early to speculate regarding motive."
Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 08:28 PM (noWW6)
I'm seeing *exactly* that happen now.
I will note that the local NBC station, while not terribly incisive, have not just been airing propaganda like we seem to be seeing nationally.
One male and one female dead at scene in this press conference. "Assault rifles and handguns," possible explosive devices.
I wonder if they *actually* mean "assault rifles," which are selective fire, in which case they're definitely not acquired legally.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:33 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:33 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 02, 2015 08:33 PM (OxOeA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 08:33 PM (9+Uda)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:33 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:34 PM (No/ki)
Fruit-of-The-KaBoom! underwear, maybe.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2015 08:34 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy on a spit at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (LAe3v)<<<
You'll have to wait, fat ass. You're sandwich partner (Chris Dodd) isn't here, yet.
Posted by: Satan at December 02, 2015 08:34 PM (VO5mN)
Looks like I should a couple people to the list...
Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 08:34 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:34 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (Z/8dZ)
they'll take the credit regardless
but I don't trust what comes out of our media and gov
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:34 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Socratease at December 02, 2015 08:35 PM (FqHs5)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2015 08:35 PM (DWVL4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 02, 2015 08:35 PM (P4OkF)
CJ Werleman Retweeted Yousef Munayyer
LOL! There were literally no mass shootings in the Middle East prior to US invasion. (13 from 1900 to 2003)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:35 PM (oVJmc)
CAIR is claiming she's not Muslim but an illegal latino.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:30 PM (MbrzC)
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Hahaha
Whose bitch dis is?
Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2015 08:35 PM (cbfNE)
Nice hair on FBI agent.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:34 PM (Mopd7)
big brain under that
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:35 PM (qCMvj)
Just give us the fucking names.
You have their house and their car and their bodies.
You have the names.
Say them.
Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 08:35 PM (6dAqB)
Yep. Absolutely. It's widespread. All twelve white people still living in Berdoo are in the supremacist gang.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 08:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (0dXaM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (No/ki)
I know the horde does too because I am positive horde prayers have helped me many times.
Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2015 08:31 PM
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Same here. Prayers from here are the bestest.
Posted by: Said No One at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (39g3+)
Reporters keep asking him the same question after he answers it, of course.
Reporters not mentioning or asking about the Qatari dude.
Chief says they've detained someone but they're not sure it's the third suspect.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (bLnSU)
Nice hair on FBI agent.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:34 PM (Mopd7)<<<
Pffft. He's like a poor man's version of me.
Posted by: Mike Baker, FOX News and RedEye's Super Spy at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (VO5mN)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: President Obama at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: SMFH at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (zyIlW)
OT:
Made the mistake of noodling through i mgur after looking at the jihadi zombie chick pic.
This card game just HAS to become a staple at MoronMeetups.
http://tinyurl.com/npbjxl2
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (Mopd7)
If you listened closely he seemed to indicate there are indications that it may be muslim terrorism.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (DUoqb)
What are the names? Do not know. ha.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (b+df9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (P4OkF)
Perhaps they never intended to get away?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (Jkzzm)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (Mopd7)
The name of one of the dead has already been out there and it is a muslim name
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (DUoqb)
Myerson: "Now I know what the FBI stands for: Fucking Ballbusting Imbeciles!"
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (LVG/7)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (Fm9LR)
Posted by: Guys With Pipe Bombs At Festivus Party at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Pj at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (cHuNI)
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Like Maleficent, they were pissed that they were not invited.
Obviously this is the awful racist Christians fault.
Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (ej1L0)
how much bandwidth is being soaked with panicked WH staffers screaming at reporters because they have orders to protect the president
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (Uk9e2)
Yes, he said it looked more like it could be a terrorist attack, and they are following the evidence where ever it leads.
Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (GgxVX)
The media: "It's far too early to speculate regarding motive."
If they still used those mechanical Teletype 33s? the shift would spit the print head thru the case.
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Said No One at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (dNkJG)
Posted by: Pj at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (cHuNI)
NO actually he gave a very good indication it was terrorism
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: SMFH at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (Z/8dZ)
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Sad but you can almost trust ISIS spokes people these days as much as this administrations. Especially true of the Taliban as well.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (MbrzC)
Whose bitch dis is?"
Note that all Republicans ever are responsible for the paranoid schizophrenic in Colorado but no one will take credit for our fair jiahdi.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (Kqit+)
A few years ago I thoughtless wished our Jewish accountant a Happy Easter.
I guess I'm lucky he didn't behead me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: U of Missou Snowflake at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (Dwehj)
you-because i just happened to have guns and explosives in my house and a
couple of friends who really liked my baba ghanoush and were offended
for me! It's like a honor killing over appetizers!
Somebody double-dipped in the hummus. Who wouldn't have killed him, and everybody else in the place? Some things just cannot be allowed to pass.
Seriously, where do they get these LAT retards? Their assertion might be plausible if there were a single shooter, or maybe a nightclub/gang type situation, but a Christmas party shot by three people?
Uh ... no.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (GgxVX)
******
Well, sure. That way all they have to do is add the word "Domestic".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (OxOeA)
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (Uk9e2)
Oh bs he does not know names? I should be a FBI agent. yada yada. Maybe terrorism. Maybe not. Maybe a rutabega.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (Mopd7)
I've heard that fruit can be even deadlier than vegetables. You want to keep an eye out for bananas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:37 PM (DUoqb)
Yeah, I heard it as, "It was Muslims, but we haven't had clearance from higher up to confirm that yet."
And the fact that they mention the people that left, and that they were watching a house in Redlands and all that... plus the FBI being at the presser...
I mean I think we can connect those dots.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (l3vZN)
Now let's get back to our coverage of the Planned Parenthood attack in Colorado.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (wtkzU)
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (AgTww)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:38 PM (No/ki)
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That would be hilarious... be warned I was just joking though.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2015 08:39 PM (GgxVX)
Exactly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:27 PM (oKE6c)
_________
Or a bad case of Rapey Bears...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (LWHmW)
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 08:42 PM (/dSsq)
They say they know nothing. Like Manuel on Fawlty Towers.
Two daid peoples in SUV. Possibly Irish. Possibly Caitlyn.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:42 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 08:42 PM (mR7Es)
the Planned Parenthood wasn't the focus of Mr Asshole's attack....
Posted by: Judas Washington at December 02, 2015 08:42 PM (hCdMd)
And the fact that they mention the people that left, and that they were watching a house in Redlands and all that... plus the FBI being at the presser...
I mean I think we can connect those dots.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 08:41 PM (AkOaV)
Yup
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:42 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
free sh*t
we are paying for these people to live here
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:43 PM (qCMvj)
wonder bread jaclyncrackerby*
yet another mass shooting by white terrorists and republicans will still claim that Syrian refugees are the biggest threat to this country
*the artist formerly known as Lord Farquaad //CSUN**
**Go Matadors!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 08:43 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
Just played this with friends at a Thanksgiving gathering. It's hilarious!
Posted by: April at December 02, 2015 08:43 PM (79ZSg)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (l3vZN)
Fluid situations, too soon to speculate, then it's old news, not worth going over again. The period in between, when many of the facts are to hand and inferences can be drawn, is measured in femtoseconds.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (oKE6c)
Have you noticed that these all have a different feel?
It's almost always immediately obvious if we're dealing with a jihadi, or a crazy person, or a loser.
This one felt 100% jihadi from the start, although they did throw in some twists and turns.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (Kqit+)
is this really confirmed?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (qCMvj)
Saaed is a "may or may not."
They didn't even mention Ardogan in this press conference, I'm only seeing that online.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (AkOaV)
So if a personal tragedy was to strike a Matthew Yglesias type instead of a "Thoughts and prayers" their cool with a "Tough luck" or "That's the way the cookie crumbles".
Posted by: YIKES! at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: the truth at December 02, 2015 08:11 PM (PGh+Q)
Um, hate to break it to you tonight, but the freedom has already been lost. Failure to accept that truth is partly why we're where we are.
I haven't given up on certain segments of the population, but as far as the rest, they are dead to me.
Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (rkBpl)
Posted by: Pj
Probably wants to still be a FBI guy when he wakes up tomorrow.
Posted by: Aviator at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (c7vUv)
Weasel Zippers has a screen shot showing Syed Farooq or whatever is a 50K a year county employee.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (zyIlW)
The Left is heading for full mental collapse.
Posted by: eman
That isn't geometrically possible in a 1-dimensional world.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2015 08:44 PM (LAe3v)
No one believes this anymore!
Go, Catherine. Confirmed US citizen.
This sounds like typical workplace violence/sarc. I know most parties I go to require assault weapons and outfits. Right?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (Mopd7)
Yeah, I heard it as, "It was Muslims, but we haven't had clearance from higher up to confirm that yet."
And never will. At least until January, 2017.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: rokshox at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (Ap82b)
FIFY.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (RuxkS)
Down
Down
Down...the memory hole if it was the ROP.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (mR7Es)
475
The Left is heading for full mental collapse.
Posted by: eman
"WAS IT ONE OF OURS!!!...NOOOOO!!!"
Posted by: Norman Gavelstein Boston Mass. at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (hCdMd)
Does a bear rape in the woods?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Matty Glesias at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: President Obama at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (LYCUN)
--
"It's duck season!"
"No, it's rabbit season!"
"No, it's duck season!"
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (pVkEV)
Yo GOP, kinda hard to talk about "keeping people safe" when your peeps are shooting up America.
This must be saved. Otherwise it will be disappeared like the quote he made in regards to the contractors who were hanged on a bridge in Irag in 2002(?).
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (4ErVI)
What is assault clothing?
Should we ban it?
Do I own any?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
How often do you wash your underwear?
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (LAe3v)
This irks me.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: The MFM at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:47 PM (Mopd7)
Huh?
"It's not a car, it's a BLUE car. Totally different."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:47 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: rokshox at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (Ap82b)
You just figured that out?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:47 PM (DUoqb)
Bears. Hate 'em.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 02, 2015 08:47 PM (EUMr7)
So they are hiring washout weather casters as police spokespersons now?
There is a 20% chance of showering of death tomorrow with a 70% chance of Obama being awesome.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 02, 2015 08:47 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 02, 2015 08:47 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (AC0lD)
FIFY.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (RuxkS)
Good catch. Thank you.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (oKE6c)
What was irritating before social media, became a terminal cancer afterwards.
You have a marvelous sense of of the sardonic.
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (6gEkE)
Posted by: Ralph at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (5M4cQ)
Posted by: missourisam at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (5o1ge)
Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2015 08:46 PM (LAe3v)
very rarely
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (mR7Es)
Somebody linked a very funny post like that the other day.
"We don't know what their motive was."
"You idiot! We cited chapter and verse in the Koran!"
Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (sdi6R)
I slam my head on the desk when I read things like that.
Posted by: despair at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: Mr President Obama at December 02, 2015 08:49 PM (hCdMd)
CJ Werleman Retweeted Yousef Munayyer
LOL! There were literally no mass shootings in the Middle East prior to US invasion. (13 from 1900 to 2003)
-----------------
The Armenians and Kurds would beg to differ.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 02, 2015 08:49 PM (GH58g)
But it was a 'spur of the moment' thing.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:49 PM (oVJmc)
At least Benghazi was in another country, but to change the narrative HERE in America is staggering.
Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2015 08:49 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 02, 2015 08:49 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:49 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at December 02, 2015 08:50 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 02, 2015 08:50 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 08:50 PM (oQuz/)
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 08:50 PM (/dSsq)
Let's not speculate or come to conclusions, but believe the NRA is involved somehow (message from WH).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:50 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 08:50 PM (39g3+)
FIFY.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:45 PM (RuxkS)/i]
all you have to do is put your feet up on the desk
drives them crazy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:50 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Han Solo at December 02, 2015 08:50 PM (/ciMI)
Does that mean... state actors?
Or just normal ISIS-style stuff?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 08:51 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2015 08:51 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 08:51 PM (jl269)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 08:51 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: ICBM at December 02, 2015 08:51 PM (j50Q3)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (oKE6c)
The sole of a shoe might also have been revealed in the general direction of our peaceful brother, which is a capital offense in most Muslim countries, amirite??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (Dwehj)
Also annoying in the coverage are people suggesting this was super well planned... not it wasn't they didn't even change vehicles after 2 1/2 hours nor leave the general area.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (MbrzC)
A common mistake in military tactical planning is to plan extensively right up to hitting the objective, but leaving the exfiltration plan kind of ad hoc. I imagine that terror ops often suffer from the same error, especially when your comrades' usual exfiltration plan is "scream incoherently and die in place".
I was taught that you always plan backwards from your re-entry into your own lines through the mission to the jump-off point.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (o98Jz)
All we actually know is one male and one female and one detained who may or may not be involved, one other person reported and not found.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: I know what happened at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (kQaNd)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:49 PM (DUoqb)
I do not see how they can say they can confirm arab woman in those pictures
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (qCMvj)
"Was Donald Trump's mocking of the disabled New York Times reporter really Donald Trump mocking the victims of yesterday's attack?
We believe it was. We discuss this and much more after the break.."
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 02, 2015 08:53 PM (AC0lD)
It is hoped this will help promote clarity.
Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 08:53 PM (mR7Es)
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 08:53 PM (/dSsq)
Oh how funny, I just said something similar!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:53 PM (RuxkS)
I told you we're all being gaslighted.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:53 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 08:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 08:54 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 08:54 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 08:36 PM (MbrzC)
hard to say
they may have seen police coming towards them, and hid
there WAS another vehicle the woman was in, if it was reported correctly, the Toyota
possible car switch gone bad
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:54 PM (qCMvj)
But it was a 'spur of the moment' thing.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:49 PM (oVJmc)
"Oh, honey, wait a sec. I'll just whip up a pipe bomb before we go."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:54 PM (oKE6c)
Female. Choppas still up. FBI on early. Know more than telling us (we hope). Unmarked FBI. Yada. Active. Multiple public relations here (of course, so important).
Vehicle is still in middle of street as potential bomb, something you always carry to a party.
Spinning/spinning/spinning. Perhaps Obarky is also hiding in a closet somewhere.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:54 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (qCMvj)
I have hunch they know her name
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (DUoqb)
All we actually know is one male and one female and one detained who may or may not be involved, one other person reported and not found.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (bLnSU)
Of course, it's possible that any identity documents the authorities have recovered might be forged or stolen.
Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (EUMr7)
investigation was false lead. We're told lead assailant is a US citizen -- Shep Smith
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (TJCSB)
Wait--that came out wrong--
Posted by: Media at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (/ciMI)
Megs is nekid under the counter... and cold...
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (LVG/7)
Posted by: rokshox at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (Ap82b)
I guess I'm lucky he didn't behead me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (rwI+c)
You'll never see it coming from the shape-shifting tactical Jew.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (wtkzU)
Posted by: I know what happened at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (kQaNd)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (jT+gh)
So...about admitting women and children refugees....
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 08:56 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:56 PM (oKE6c)
Shoots to hell Obarky's idea that only bad men carry out terrorism vs women and children
Meghn in tasteful black vs cheeta print halter.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 08:57 PM (Mopd7)
Yeah, kind of a drag to be shot by friendly forces during what ought to be a triumphant return from a successful mission.
"We got the bastards! Urk!"
Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 08:57 PM (noWW6)
Heading?? The crazy train left the tracks years ago.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 08:57 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 08:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 02, 2015 08:57 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:09 PM (rwI+c)
Nope, their webpage is still down.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2015 08:57 PM (T78UI)
Oh how funny, I just said something similar!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:53 PM (RuxkS)
I've known a few.
They told me how much it bothered them that "white" people did this. We were all considered "white" to them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 08:57 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 02, 2015 08:58 PM (/ciMI)
LOL! There were virtually no honor killings and beheadings in the US before Muslim immigrants started coming here!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 08:58 PM (NOIQH)
A few years ago I thoughtless wished our Jewish accountant a Happy Easter.
I guess I'm lucky he didn't behead me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (rwI+c)
You'll never see it coming from the shape-shifting tactical Jew.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (0NdlF)
It's the Easter Bunny disguise done only for the irony and comedic effect that separates the superior Jews from the average Jews....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 02, 2015 08:58 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2015 08:58 PM (TJCSB)
We're told lead assailant is a US citizen -- Shep Smith
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (TJCSB)
Say it ain't so, Shep. I never would have suspected you.
Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2015 08:58 PM (sdi6R)
-------------------
Anwar al-Awlaki, Djokhar Tsarnaev - also US citizens.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 02, 2015 08:58 PM (GH58g)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (DUoqb)
of course they know who both the dead people are.
They're just following the book on these things, which means not releasing the info to throw any potential co-conspirators off.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 08:58 PM (AkOaV)
investigation was false lead. We're told lead assailant is a US citizen -- Shep Smith
Shit. What's his Mohammed factor? I don't care if he's formally now a US citizen; he didn't act like one.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (yq4gk)
563 529 One of the dead suspects is female and yes there was an explosive device left in the building.
But it was a 'spur of the moment' thing.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 08:49 PM (oVJmc)
"Oh, honey, wait a sec. I'll just whip up a pipe bomb before we go."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:54 PM (oKE6c)
Yeah, smart terrorists don't build bombs and store them for a rainy day. That's dangerous shit.
Bombs are like pizzas: made for speedy delivery.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (DWVL4)
Posted by: I know what happened at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (kQaNd)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ralph at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (5M4cQ)
Posted by: Mega at December 02, 2015 09:00 PM (9Du4t)
Did someone say "Crazy Train"?
https://youtu.be/eW7qBjXP-Ks
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 09:00 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:48 PM (oKE6c)
The sole of a shoe might also have been revealed in the general
direction of our peaceful brother, which is a capital offense in most
Muslim countries, amirite??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2015 08:52 PM (RuxkS)<<<
A picture of Santa Claus on a sweater someone was wearing for the ugly sweater contest looked too much like mohammad.
Posted by: it could happen at December 02, 2015 09:00 PM (VO5mN)
I laughed my ass off at the elaborate uniform laden with stars which the recently ousted sheriff of San Francisco County had taken to wearing. He looked like some puffed-up Third World potentate, not a U.S. municipal law enforcement professional. Apparently the bug is spreading.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 09:00 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 09:00 PM (qCMvj)
Okay?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 09:00 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 09:01 PM (45oDG)
They weren't a biker gang, a disgruntled employee, some white supremacist nut, the local NRA chapter, some Enviro-weenie terrorist. It wasn't Dick Cheney. They would have run off at the mouth about that.
They already know plenty about the dead perps, and have said nothing. The FBI is involved to muffle any loose talk, but they would probably be involved anyways.
The Police Chief did not say exactly what kind of "assault - type" weapons they had, yet the weapons had to have been identified in a second by the cops on the scene.
Bombs were involved. Explosive devices. This was not spontaneous. There were tactics involved, according to one talking head on CNN.
There does seem to be yet a third person or suspect on the loose. "One's on the run." They have an apartment building surrounded, and probably believe the perp/suspect has a bomb or bombs/ explosives.
If it was some ISIS - inspired killings, the FBI will want to nail down all the details before they pipe up with what happened.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 02, 2015 09:01 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 09:01 PM (jT+gh)
"I was taught that you always plan backwards from your re-entry into your own lines through the mission to the jump-off point."
Retrosynthetic analysis: exactly what synthetic organic chemists are taught. Start with the result, and work your way back to readily available starting materials.
Thanks, EJ.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 09:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 09:01 PM (MbrzC)
Just say "I'm sorry for your loss. Is there anything I can do that would help you in this difficult time?"
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 02, 2015 09:01 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (Xpcbt)
investigation was false lead. We're told lead assailant is a US citizen -- Shep Smith
I would expect a guy who worked for the CA Dept of Health to be a US citizen.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (oKE6c)
Dang, man, don't talk about the President like that...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (bLnSU)
When Obama's brain died did it get 72 virgins?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (yq4gk)
yep
the shaky guy
they need to listen to him more
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (qCMvj)
62 Fine. If we're going into douche bag territory, I'm right there with them.
If they want the truth, whenever I hear that there's a university shooting, before I get all upset, I wonder what the majors are of the dead. Not all lives matter to me. Right back at you bitches....
Fine. If it's time to tell the truth and shame the devil, then here goes.
When reports of the Planned Parenthood shooter came in, I said out loud "I don't think anyone should be shot, but if there is going to be a shooting, is it too much to hope that the butchers at PP who deserve it be the ones getting shot?"
Sadly, the victims were innocents, as is usually the case at PP.
Posted by: MSDNC at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (SMd3b)
If these people were white rednecks we would know all three names by now.
Treat it reponsibly, morons. bah. THIS IS BS! (hello, my name is John Belushi and, yes, I am currently wearing a toga).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (Mopd7)
Really smart terrorists have their ditzy girlfriends assemble the bomb for them.
Posted by: Bill Ayers at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (noWW6)
On fox after the paris attack there was an ex jihadi that was predicting an attack within a week or two....
Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2015 08:59 PM (yq4gk)
Yes. He was on with Megyn Kelly. He was an informant with the CIA.
His predictions gave me chills.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 09:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Scrambled ecchhh
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 02, 2015 09:03 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Mega at December 02, 2015 09:03 PM (9Du4t)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 02, 2015 09:01 PM (Lqy/e)
praying quietly for those in need is very different than talking face to face with someone who is grieving.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 09:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Mega at December 02, 2015 09:03 PM (9Du4t)
Number 8+
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 09:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
This is Clownifornia we are talking about.
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 02, 2015 09:04 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2015 09:05 PM (3GFMN)
For about 5 minutes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 09:05 PM (JqMb1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2015 09:05 PM (bLnSU)
I guess I'm lucky he didn't behead me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2015 08:40 PM (rwI+c)
You'll never see it coming from the shape-shifting tactical Jew.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 08:55 PM (0NdlF)
Yup...I always wish my Jewish friends Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays just to cover my ass. If I had any muzzie friends I would tell them to go take a bath already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2015 09:05 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 02, 2015 09:05 PM (GH58g)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2015 09:06 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 09:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 09:06 PM (oKE6c)
MFM: So Islamaphobia and transphobia forced them to lash out!!1!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 09:06 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Sheppy Smith at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (dvuhZ)
I know I always throw pipe bombs out of car while wearing assault gear. This is totally normal. No terrorism here. Move along.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Jeb! at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (ZWRoJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
You're a funny guy.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (oKE6c)
The following specifies ISIS but, hey, cut and paste, y'know?
1. Anyone who fights for ISIS is a legitimate target.
2. Immediate family members of ISIS combatants are legitimate targets.
3. Anyone who feeds, funds, or arms ISIS combatants is a legitimate target.
4. Any infrastructure involved in the feeding, funding, or arming of ISIS, and anyone employed to operate or maintain such infrastructure, are legitimate targets.
5. Targeting of any individual, group, or entity involved in the feeding, funding or arming of ISIS that is resident in a US-recognized nation-state outside the immediate battlefield requires my personal approval. This is not because I will routinely deny authority to whack someone in some peripheral nation-state; it's because if I approve such a strike I want those who run that entity to understand that I personally, and enthusiastically, approved the mission.
6. Minimizing noncombatant (that is, individuals who fit none of the categories enumerated above) casualties is desirable, but not essential. As a general rule missions where noncombatant casualties would be expected to exceed 20% of the hostiles targeted must be approved by me or my staff. Such strikes will be permitted on a case-by-case basis when applicable on grounds of military necessity.
7. Where possible, it is of particular importance to kill Westerners on the battlefield in as large numbers as possible, as visibly and as painfully as possible. Youtube video of beards drenched in white phosphorus is the ideal though it's understood this will seldom be practical.
Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (qCMvj)
Jeez, I can't relax for more than five hours without someone trying to tell me something "urgent."
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 09:08 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 09:08 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 09:08 PM (Z/8dZ)
Don't be so sure.
This is still a very fluid thing, and as much as I hate to say this at a time like this, we both know there will be serious political ramifications in either case.
Posted by: Uriah Heep at December 02, 2015 09:09 PM (ZMZ2g)
"Heading?? The crazy train left the tracks years ago."
Did someone say "Crazy Train"?
https://youtu.be/eW7qBjXP-Ks
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2015 09:00 PM (ptqRm)
This version is awesomely cute.
Ozzy does Crazy Train with Japanese kid on guitar.
http://tinyurl.com/q3atjzw
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 09:09 PM (o98Jz)
all in black
sounds eerily similar to tactics used in Paris
it all looks like Paris all over again
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 09:09 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 09:10 PM (hgBpU)
My god is greatest!
Posted by: Leatherneck at December 02, 2015 09:10 PM (7/TEr)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 09:10 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Uriah Heep at December 02, 2015 09:10 PM (ZMZ2g)
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at December 02, 2015 09:10 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Mega at December 02, 2015 09:00 PM (9Du4t)
Ding di
Posted by: I know what happened at December 02, 2015 09:10 PM (kQaNd)
So Farooq washed out. Ok.
Oh, gad, this guy. Oh....the name is where the SUV was located. No problem. Move along.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (dvuhZ)
The talk is about now that the FBI is involved, about trying to run down the whole cell supporting this.....if it was really ISIS inspired/Al Qaeda inspired terrorism.
Shooting witness on CNN says one of the shooters was a shady looking "dark-skinned" guy.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (Jkzzm)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (Z/8dZ)
This is still a very fluid thing, and as much as I hate to say this at a time like this, we both know there will be serious political ramifications in either case.
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I don't think the media would be able to contain themselves.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 02, 2015 09:12 PM (GH58g)
For about 5 minutes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 09:05 PM (JqMb1)
Well, I also hope Shep gets bounced. Not necessarily like that, but he is an irksome, prissy, mincing douchebag of a fruit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 09:12 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 09:12 PM (Z/8dZ)
Kind of like how Tolkein's "the one ring" will draw creatures similar.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2015 09:12 PM (VdICR)
Pete Williams just confirmed one of the names on MSNBC.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (Jkzzm)
Do we have to guess?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 09:12 PM (jJRIy)
What was the terrorist wearing?
What kind of gear did he have?
He's really into clothing and gear.
Gear head?
Posted by: Ralph at December 02, 2015 09:13 PM (5M4cQ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 09:13 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2015 09:13 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 09:13 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 09:13 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 09:13 PM (zOTsN)
It does. Smaller scale, but, there was clear pre-planning.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 09:13 PM (DSnhR)
OT: But what the heck. Drudge showing Reuters latest with Heb! right behind Trump and Carson.
Well, he's -26 to Trump, so not 'right behind.'
It's also a VERY small sample (~400 people). That's virtually worthless.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 09:14 PM (oVJmc)
Shooting witness on CNN says one of the shooters was a shady looking "dark-skinned" guy.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 02, 2015 09:11 PM (+1T7c)
*cough*
Posted by: The IRS at December 02, 2015 09:14 PM (sdi6R)
Gear head?
Posted by: Ralph at December 02, 2015 09:13 PM (5M4cQ)
Wonder where they got those "fabulous" boots?
Posted by: CNN Fag Anderson at December 02, 2015 09:14 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 02, 2015 09:15 PM (EUMr7)
Well, you don't pull Baer out of the bullpen unless you want to talk international terrorism.
That fucker didn't spent years hunting down clock boy in the Middle East to talk about some guy who went loony.
Posted by: Uriah Heep at December 02, 2015 09:15 PM (ZMZ2g)
Oops, sorry. He confirmed Farook Sayeed -- however the fuck it might be spelled -- as a US citizen involved in the shooting per federal sources.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 02, 2015 09:15 PM (Jkzzm)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
--
Why? This is CA, drivers and lawyers don't even have to be citizens.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 09:15 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: CNN Fag Anderson
I'd like to meet his tailor.
Posted by: Werewolf of Atlanta at December 02, 2015 09:16 PM (FkBIv)
I'm so sorry for your loss wf. We lost my Mom Mar. '14 and the comments here were a true source of comfort to me.
Be well and treasure her love and please pass on condolences to your SIL.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2015 09:16 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 09:16 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: JackStraw
I used to deal with the New York City Dept of Environmental Protection. We were at a meeting in NY City in 2008, and there were about 10 people there with DEP. I'd say one was a natural born US citizen. The lead guy was Chinese. Another guy was Nigerian. NY City government is full of "Diversity". I would expect much of California government is the same way.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 02, 2015 09:16 PM (+1T7c)
Pro Tip, check for a dick.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 09:16 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: I know what happened at December 02, 2015 09:17 PM (kQaNd)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 09:13 PM (zOTsN)
I'm sure the MFM will try to bend this to fit their agenda no matter how far fetched it might be
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 09:17 PM (45oDG)
Even a lot of LIV can eventually put 2 and 2 together when they're seeing attacks every week.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 02, 2015 09:18 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: despair at December 02, 2015 09:18 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: Caitlyn at December 02, 2015 09:18 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 09:18 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2015 09:18 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2015 09:19 PM (EDYaR)
You left out Kwanza!
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 02, 2015 09:07 PM (AC0lD)
Dang! Thanks Stateless! I will use it for my BLM friends when I find some.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2015 09:19 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at December 02, 2015 09:10 PM (pVkEV)
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Paid for outlier, don't worry heb is toast, that or Reuters trying to change the conversation with bs poll.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 09:20 PM (MbrzC)
So, why the drama? If he was redneck with a Confederate flag on his truck, his name would be on the front page of the NY Slime
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 09:20 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 02, 2015 09:21 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2015 09:23 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Peggy Coffey at December 02, 2015 09:27 PM (cdw0X)
Let's see what they do here, and where they place the story.
If AKs were really used, shit's gonna get real, 'cause the journos will either beclown themselves, or totally bury the gun talk.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 02, 2015 09:27 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 02, 2015 08:32 PM (FkBIv)
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^^^THIS^^^
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 09:32 PM (0dXaM)
I'm sorry about your mother's death. Lost mine when I turned 21 so I know how hard it is. Prayers for you and your family.
I've actually taken to making a prayer list for the Horde. It seems like the least I can do.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 02, 2015 09:33 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 02, 2015 09:33 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 02, 2015 09:35 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 02, 2015 09:37 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 09:39 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 09:42 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 02, 2015 09:42 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 09:20 PM (jJRIy)
Because it's Muslims and they don't want anyone getting upset at Muslims. They actually want people with Confederate Flags to be beaten and vandalized because they are "ASKING FOR IT BECAUSE RACISM".
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 02, 2015 09:45 PM (kXoT0)
As long as we are going prayers, my fiance made the decision to move to
hospice care. Please pray for an easy and peaceful passing because he
is certainly suffering now. It is hard to watch.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 02, 2015 09:35 PM (kXoT0)
Oh crap what happened? I must have missed it.
Prayers going up of course.
My Mom had to go to hospice and I can say she got excellent care there. It was the The Hospice House-The Josie Harper Residence, established by the wife of the former head of Conagra. I was worried about a lot of stuff then but her care wasn't one of the issues.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 09:46 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 02, 2015 09:46 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 02, 2015 10:08 PM (Kucy5)
"Black SUV" is a Ford Expedition.
So in this case, Found On Road Dead works on multiple levels.
Posted by: Sixkiller at December 02, 2015 10:08 PM (bfpzm)
That second premise had never crossed my mind before and I was a appalled at the prospect. I understand that many people say bless you after someone sneezed in a kind of reflex rather than a expression of faith. It occurred to me that the left was implying thoughts and prayers was a reflex rather than a meaningful act. I questioned whether I was in fact an anomaly. I don't normally talk to people in real life about these things. No offense intended.
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 10:09 PM (BTnAK)
I had to tell God I couldn't bring myself to pray for the lefties and muslims out there - except if He could please turn their hearts, that would be great. Otherwise, blah. Think He was okay with that.
Prayers are not trite.
Posted by: Persnickety at December 02, 2015 10:12 PM (j/YTu)
Posted by: Advo at December 02, 2015 10:21 PM (7hUS8)
And for the repose of wierdflunky's mother.
Posted by: Sal at December 02, 2015 10:27 PM (MRX6w)
I pray that, in a time more known for fear and sorrow, you
and your fiance both be blessed with a peace beyond all understanding.
Take care.
Posted by: jow at December 02, 2015 10:43 PM (RlfLj)
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 10:44 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 10:47 PM (BTnAK)
But it's not about you, or your own eloquence. It's not a competition to be the best friend. You're offering your sympathies at a difficult time, and that's all you can do if the tragedy doesn't involve you personally.
Posted by: Zach at December 02, 2015 10:49 PM (Tr+Z0)
Posted by: CCO at December 02, 2015 10:59 PM (xy4wQ)
Posted by: CCO at December 02, 2015 11:00 PM (xy4wQ)
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting on Columbus at December 03, 2015 01:08 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 03, 2015 01:13 AM (Bbcs8)
To Lefty a$$holes, F*ck You.
And prayer is the way.
We are not going to able to kill our way out of this problem. There are just too many people to kill, and not enough time or ammo.
We are going to have to solve this problem by converting the heathen and showing them the light. As long as they are in the throng of a religion that celebrates conquest by the sword, a certain number are going to take it seriously and take up the sword. The way to prevent this is to get the mass of Muslims out of Islam and draw them into a religion that promotes love, peace, openess and tolerence.
The Muslims know this. They tell us what they fear. There is no immediate penalty in Islam for failing to take up the sword against the infidel, but the punishment for conversion away from Islam is death. This is their Achilles Heel, and it is about time we started to swing at it.
Step One is to give up all the mealy-mouthed multi-culti mumbo-jumbo so beloved of Leftys that all religions are equally valid and we have to respect Islam as a Religion of Peace. We have to explain to our Muslim brothers that they are in the thrall of a Satanic death cult, and that by remaining they are supporting all of the killing that is going on in their name.
So we give them the alternative of the Way, the Truth and the Life. A life of peace, joy and happiness compared to a hellish existance that promises nothing greater than strapping a bomb to one's chest and self-detonating.
Yeah, I can sell that...
Posted by: Haiku Guy at December 03, 2015 07:25 AM (hfua1)
https://mobile.twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/672234341800521728
It's not just your straw man moonbats who are fed up with the "our hearts go out to the victims/now is not the time, before the bodies are cold" autoresponse.
Posted by: NY Daily News at December 03, 2015 07:33 AM (h8u8L)
Posted by: Thought Sandprayers at December 03, 2015 08:34 AM (1JMlo)
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 03, 2015 08:58 AM (hiT/m)
Of course.
Maybe Syed just wanted to bring his homemade clock to work.
Posted by: TallDave at December 03, 2015 09:13 AM (74ZYB)
Posted by: Atheist Preznit DogEater who was schooled in a madrassa at December 03, 2015 09:31 AM (nbGZj)
And they realize... they only want the action THEY want. They do not even wish to admit there exist options other than "prayer" and "our agenda".
Leftists exist in a bipolar world. There is only red and blue. No purple, absolutely no green. If it is not blue it must be red.
Posted by: S at December 03, 2015 09:39 AM (t1QV2)
LO faaaking L
Posted by: Danny at December 03, 2015 11:06 AM (81yC3)
Call them what they are: sociopaths.
Posted by: Groty at December 03, 2015 02:03 PM (QRGpe)
Good point. There's also a lot of projection going on here: for leftists, "thoughts and prayers" is indeed an empty platitude. It's something they spout off to make themselves seem compassionate and caring to normal people, when in fact the event they're expressing fake sympathy over is something that will be forgotten before the sun sets.
But they're also narcissists: they cannot even comprehend that when a normal person says that he/she "will be praying for you," these people actually mean it. Leftists simply can't conceive of people who are genuinely compassionate/caring/at least have some fucking human feelings outside of their bubbles, so they attribute their own personality disorders to the rest of the world.
Posted by: Saber Alter at December 03, 2015 04:41 PM (eawKK)
Posted by: Stephen at December 03, 2015 09:37 PM (zpxO2)
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