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Alert: Riverside Police Broadcasts Unconfirmed Reports of Armed Men of "Middle Eastern Origin"

Multiple shooters confirmed:


And see the 12:13 update at the San Diego Tribune:

12:13 p.m. - Riverside police dispatchers have broadcast a general advisory that the suspects involved in the shootings in San Bernardino may have fled in a black GMC Yukon, heading northbound on Waterman Avenue, roughly 40 minutes ago.

The broadcast indicated there were unconfirmed reports the suspects were male and of Middle Eastern origin, “armed with AK-47s and wearing body armor.”

The broadcast was part of a region-wide alert issued by the San Bernardino Police Department.

They say that's unconfirmed, of course. But it's looking more like terrorism. Three people acting in concert? Fetishizing the black masks and costumes?

Now that that this appears to be terrorism, Obama will tell us it's not as bad as global warming.

He needs to know if it's terrorism or not terrorism when he's choosing his Fiery, Angry Obama Speech, or his Listless, Bored, Let's-Talk-About-Other-Matters Speech.

And:


Note: the San Diego Tribune has redirected its link away from its live updates to a static news article about the attacks. However, the update did say what I quote it as saying.

I'll get a screencap. And now the update is back again: I guess they were just playing with the URL for some reason. But it's back.

More: Lots of reports about "Syed Farook," a person of interest named on police scanners.

Apparently he worked at the place, and behaved nervously today. Then he left the building -- twenty minutes before the attack started.


...

The Los Angeles Times says police are searching for a black SUV that might have fled the scene. On the other hand, Shep Smith speculates there still might be one shooter inside the facility.

As I mentioned in the last thread, that "three shooters" report doesn't seem to be confirmed. Witnesses have said there were two or more shooters, but witnesses are often wrong in these situations. Often it's just one.

If this really is two or three shooters, it certainly sounds like organized terrorism.

If it's just one, it's almost certainly a disgruntled employee or disgruntled patient, or maybe the father of a patient.

Below, some video of a party held at this facility just yesterday.



Posted by: Ace at 03:40 PM




Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: johnd01 at December 02, 2015 03:42 PM (ukNFU)

2 Global warming caused this.

Posted by: John Kerry, Asshole at December 02, 2015 03:43 PM (Mrl1e)

3 My bet


One Employeee

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2015 03:43 PM (Ltj2h)

4 6th!!!

Posted by: Big Freakin Al at December 02, 2015 03:44 PM (iWo0u)

5 I would guess one person. Disgruntled employee and/or allahu snackbar types.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 03:44 PM (AkOaV)

6 That video really add some context. Makes me sad.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 02, 2015 03:44 PM (ukNFU)

7 Oh ace, that video.

I can't take this.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:44 PM (Z/8dZ)

8 3 My bet


One Employeee

I so hope You are wrong, but it makes the most sense...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 03:44 PM (/dSsq)

9 if it's an employee it'll be more gun culture etc etc for weeks

if it's terrorists it's workplace violence and down the memory hole

Posted by: brak at December 02, 2015 03:45 PM (xwPSp)

10 We know for sure it isn't terrorism because COP 21 has chastened and rebuked them all.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Retard at December 02, 2015 03:45 PM (2WoCi)

11 Shit I actually got a Friday response from the Navy...and my Orders are actually good to go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 03:45 PM (DUoqb)

12 Wasn't me.

Posted by: zombie Gustavo Fring at December 02, 2015 03:45 PM (VO5mN)

13 3 shooters?

I hate when 3 different people can decide it's ok to commit a heinous crime .

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 03:45 PM (jOumW)

14 Cop just says "in case these guys hit again"

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:45 PM (Z/8dZ)

15 Those poor kids.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (XiVKO)

16 If jihadis, what brave warriors the Lions of Islam must be to face elderly invalids in wheelchairs.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

17 I can't stand watching Shep Smith. All the hysteria of a young lady without the benefit of looking at elbows...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (scUt2)

18 You have to be one sick and twisted bastard to target mental handicapped people.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (/tuJf)

19 Man if they killed people in wheelchairs they need to be shot on sight.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (4ErVI)

20

I hope the kill them

this is outrageous

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (zOTsN)

21 No matter what happens, they'll find a way to make it fit the narrative.

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (9221z)

22 5 I would guess one person. Disgruntled employee and/or allahu snackbar types.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 03:44 PM (AkOaV)

Or somebody who was really into Peter Singer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (kpqmD)

23 Whoever did this wanted to come out of it alive (body armor) and incognito (mask). That doesn't sound like terrorism to me.

Posted by: Mike at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (c056A)

24 https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/12443/web

Police scanner from SB

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (ucB75)

25 Remember that the shooters in Paris were deliberately targeting disabled people in the concert hall.

Posted by: Whatever at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (Mrl1e)

26

What Am I supposed to see in that vid??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (goLPg)

27 Cop just says "in case these guys hit again"

More than one makes it more terrorist. One is possibly a nut who was fired or aggrieved in some way...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (/dSsq)

28 That video made me sad...

And even more fucking angry.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (jjaLl)

29 totally outrageous



animals

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (zOTsN)

30 At the first sound of gunfire, get out of town, before the panic.

Posted by: Desperate Ned at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (up+iZ)

31 God bless the families of the slain. This is so wicked.

Posted by: jmel at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (t1oUn)

32 I agree with Ace.

Multiple shooters is most likely terrorists or a very mad family with a grudge against the facility.

1 shooter is probably a person with a grudge against the facility(fired employee most likely).

Posted by: Dobby at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (b1uWI)

33 Not sure if its terrorism or not, but its certainly well organized. Or they watched too many movies.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (39g3+)

34 I can't see the video my" browser won't support"

so this is a home for the handicapped?

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (jOumW)

35 Whoever did this wanted to come out of it alive (body armor) and incognito (mask). That doesn't sound like terrorism to me.
Posted by: Mike at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (c056A)


Why? The terrorist in Paris also had some kind of body armor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (DUoqb)

36 "Whoever did this wanted to come out of it alive (body armor) and incognito (mask). "

Or wanted to stay alive long enough to kill again.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (Z/8dZ)

37 "Whoever did this wanted to come out of it alive (body armor) and incognito (mask). That doesn't sound like terrorism to me."

Surviving means that you can go on to the next target.

Posted by: Whatever at December 02, 2015 03:48 PM (Mrl1e)

38 thank you troll-o-matic, my screen is clean

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 02, 2015 03:48 PM (FEtrU)

39 26

What Am I supposed to see in that vid??
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (goLPg)

A party held at the facility two days ago.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 03:48 PM (kpqmD)

40
We don't know disabled people were targeted. Just employees in a conference room.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 03:48 PM (ODxAs)

41 I wouldn't read too deeply in to "body armor."

They always say that, and it almost never turns out to be the case.

It's usually a fishing vest and/or a chest rig (to carry extra magazines) and not actually a ballistic plate carrier full of plates.

But who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 03:48 PM (AkOaV)

42 And body armor could simply be a tac vest. They've been snookered before on this point.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (XiVKO)

43 "On the other hand, Shep Smith speculates there still might be one shooter inside the facility."

-------------

Inside, and eating people?

Has Shemp collapsed into hysterics yet?

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (RMOpc)

44 "so this is a home for the handicapped?"

Yes. Mostly adults, but some children too. The video is of their little Christmas party.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (Z/8dZ)

45

Like I was saying, I picked the right week to start carrying daily every where I go.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (goLPg)

46 Insomniac:

Shot you an e-mail. Probably in your Spam folder.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (t8P62)

47 If his name is really Farooq Saeed you can bet they won't talk about this much longer.

Posted by: Faisal Muhammed at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (LYCUN)

48
Gunman/men confirmed by psionic spell to be California Republicans

Markos Moulitsas
Yo GOP, kinda hard to talk about "keeping people safe" when your peeps are shooting up America.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (kdS6q)

49

seriously. I hope they kill this guy now. animal

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (zOTsN)

50 That video.


What a heartless soulless piece of shit.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (fWAjv)

51 Gyy Mohawk, alright.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (jOumW)

52 Beat me to it, Harry.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (XiVKO)

53 oops the troll came back. never mind

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (FEtrU)

54 SUV spotted at vacant restaurant.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (2oWD2)

55 Yes. Mostly adults, but some children too. The video is of their little Christmas party.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (Z/8dZ)

______

WHOA!! WHOA!! WHOA!!

Did you just say the "C" word?

HOLIDAY PARTY!!

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (0LHZx)

56 46 Insomniac:

Shot you an e-mail. Probably in your Spam folder.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (t8P62)

Ah, thanks. I'll check.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (kpqmD)

57 So who was holding a conference when the shooting occurred?

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (jOumW)

58 42 And body armor could simply be a tac vest. They've been snookered before on this point.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (XiVKO)

Yeah. Like the lunatic movie theater shooter in CO.

He had what looked like my Carhartt fishing vest on. Media called it "military style body armor". They probably still do for all I know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (AkOaV)

59 Markos Moulitsas
Yo GOP, kinda hard to talk about "keeping people safe" when your peeps are shooting up America.

Screw You Marcos...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (/dSsq)

60 >>If jihadis, what brave warriors the Lions of Islam must be to face elderly invalids in wheelchairs.


See: Beslan

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (NOIQH)

61 If his name is really Farooq Saeed you can bet they won't talk about this much longer.
Posted by: Faisal Muhammed



True.
---Fockme Mumad

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (FZxI4)

62 I'm starting to think that Planned Parenthood really missed the boat when it failed to monetize the Paris shooting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (8ZskC)

63

shooter went to the conference room where a Christmas party was going on

that betrays inside information. this animal worked there

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (zOTsN)

64 Considering our roving media and their ability to confuse orange foam earplugs with cop-killer bullets, I don't put much stock on their description of body armor. Or anything else.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (iIzG7)

65 50 That video.


What a heartless soulless piece of shit.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (fWAjv)

Oh come on, Kool and the Gang weren't THAT bad.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (kpqmD)

66 Bad guys seem to be one step ahead of the police and had a very exact plan for escape. Just my impression.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:51 PM (Z/8dZ)

67
Boy, their dancing is just my speed.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 03:51 PM (iQIUe)

68 66 Bad guys seem to be one step ahead of the police and had a very exact plan for escape. Just my impression.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:51 PM (Z/8dZ)

The cops sound more confused then I'd expect.

Lots of cross-talk on the radio, too.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 03:51 PM (AkOaV)

69 >>Markos Moulitsas
Yo GOP, kinda hard to talk about "keeping people safe" when your peeps are shooting up America.

How the hell would that effeminate prick know this was done by a Republican?

Oh right, facts don't matter to the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

70 SUV spotted at vacant restaurant.
Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 03:49 PM (2oWD2)

Best veal in the city?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (DUoqb)

71
Andy Richter AndyRichter*
IT'S ABOUT ACCESS TO GUNS
IT'S ABOUT ACCESS TO GUNS
IT'S ABOUT ACCESS TO GUNS

*untalented sloppy fat fnck

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (kdS6q)

72 I haven't watched any MSM coverage of this. I figure I'd get better info, real and not, here. F5 and Ace of Spades, my news source. Journalism has really fallen off a cliff, hasn't it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (KYGPF)

73 "On the other hand, Shep Smith speculates there still might be one shooter inside the facility."

-------------

Inside, and eating people?



Is it at the Superdome?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (FZxI4)

74 ANYways back to work

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (AkOaV)

75 It's usually a fishing vest and/or a chest rig (to carry extra magazines) and not actually a ballistic plate carrier full of plates.

Yeah relying on the press to recognize and identify anything is like having your 5 year old help you fix the alternator. Very eager but utterly clueless.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (39g3+)

76
See: Beslan


And the handicapped in the theater in Paris.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

77 I have FOX News on and I have to say, Shep is an arrogant a$$.

This is truly awful. Prayers for the those shot and their families.

Posted by: biancaneve at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (37TvV)

78

Andy Richter AndyRichter*
IT'S ABOUT ACCESS TO GUNS


How the fuck would you know anything at this point, you idiot?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

79 Shep Smith just called this an "historic" occasion - because in all his days, he has never witnessed a case of shooters entering a building - doing their damage, then escaping under the noses of the law, to elude capture or barricade.

Historic.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (aeVIR)

80 this animal worked there

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (zOTsN)



That's how LEO got Farooq Sayeed's name; co-worker said he was acting weird, left the building/office, then a few minutes later the shooting started.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (8Y7+f)

81 FBN said one suspect may be on scene.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (sj3Ax)

82 It's usually a fishing vest and/or a chest rig (to carry extra magazines) and not actually a ballistic plate carrier full of plates.

Yeah relying on the press to recognize and identify anything is like having your 5 year old help you fix the alternator. Very eager but utterly clueless.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (39g3+)


Yeah great points

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (DUoqb)

83 shooter went to the conference room where a Christmas party was going on

that betrays inside information. this animal worked there
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 03:50 PM (zOTsN)

________

The party was yeserday.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (0LHZx)

84 >>IT'S ABOUT ACCESS TO GUNS


*snort*

Sure, OK, blame the guns.

*snicker*

Posted by: Stabby Palestinian at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (NOIQH)

85 They were having a conference and the Saeed guy was acting weird and then left the room. A few minutes later the shooting started and they recognized him as one of the shooters.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (Z/8dZ)

86 This is truly awful. Prayers for the those shot and their families.

Agreed. Who would do this? Doesn't sound like a Christian would do this...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (/dSsq)

87 Bad guys seem to be one step ahead of the police and had a very exact plan for escape. Just my impression.




JV team.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (FZxI4)

88 White Man angry about African-American president, abortion, and climate-change.

Posted by: Octopus at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (Z4WiE)

89 Yeah, most likely workplace revenge attack, one asshole. No armor, no bomb.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (9YDUz)

90 And who is Andy Richter?

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (rkBpl)

91 The party was yeserday.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew

May have been one party for patients and one for staff.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (2oWD2)

92 Saeed

If that name is confirmed it doesn't sound Amish...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (/dSsq)

93 Isn't Farouk an Egyptian name?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (4ErVI)

94
Oh come on, Kool and the Gang weren't THAT bad.


*ahem*

Commodores.

*ahem*

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

95 Is it over?

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (up+iZ)

96 I don't know how you guys watch Shep, for stuff like this I'll almost always watch CNN. Even if I have to hear from that dim-bulb Amanpour.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (XiVKO)

97
Andy Richter AndyRichter*
So sick of this lazy bullshit. While we wait around for mental illness 2 be magically cured, u get to keep ur AR-15

*Failure at Life. Has a SAG card

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (kdS6q)

98 32
I agree with Ace.



Multiple shooters is most likely terrorists or a very mad family with a grudge against the facility.



1 shooter is probably a person with a grudge against the facility(fired employee most likely).





Posted by: Dobby at December 02, 2015 03:47 PM (b1uWI)


In either case, who could be so gruntled that they would take their ire out on the disabled. That's why I lean toward terrorist.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (3dOE/)

99 Thanks for the scanner link. That's informative.

Posted by: BuckIV at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (CLfqv)

100 Assholes to go after the most vulnerable people!

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (sj3Ax)

101 Damn it I can not get FBN on kitchen TV, so it Shep or CNN.


Tough choice.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (jJRIy)

102 "The party was yeserday."

So, the primary suspect is going to be someone who doesn't know to advance the date on their calendar watch at the end of a thirty-day month.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 02, 2015 03:55 PM (iIzG7)

103 still someone inside the north Inland Regional building

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 03:55 PM (ZIvXv)

104
Andy Richter AndyRichter*
IT'S ABOUT ACCESS TO GUNS

How the fuck would you know anything at this point, you idiot?


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

Whoa. That guy is still alive? I would have thought a philly cheese steak laid him low about a decade ago.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 02, 2015 03:55 PM (t06LC)

105 "one asshole. "

Don't think so. They've been pretty consistently reporting several shooters on the scanner.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:55 PM (Z/8dZ)

106 In either case, who could be so gruntled that they would take their ire out on the disabled. That's why I lean toward terrorist.
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (3dOE/)

_______

Has it been confirmed who the victims are? Could be employees and not patients.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 03:55 PM (0LHZx)

107
There's a BOLO for the black SUV so it looks like they got away.

Posted by: Alan Colmes at December 02, 2015 03:55 PM (RcpcZ)

108
I always wanted to get one of those laser attachments for my 9mm. But every time I mention it, more-experienced-than-me gun owners say it's a dumb idea. Still not convinced, though.

To me I see value in having a laser pointer on a weapon. Why am I wrong?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (goLPg)

109 Andy Richter AndyRichter*
IT'S ABOUT ACCESS TO GUNS

It's Ca. dick head, it nearly impossible to get a gun legally...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (/dSsq)

110 I know Shep Smith got all the cat ladies hot and bothered during Desert Storm but he's not the hunky reporter any longer and he's basically a running gag now. How does he still have a job? Is it really that hard to get a serious, capable guy to read news??

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (39g3+)

111 "still clearing the north building"

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (ZIvXv)

112 "Long Gun"

Anything other than a small pistol I guess?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (DUoqb)

113
And who is Andy Richter?
Posted by: Blano



Exactly.*

*Conan O'Brien's laugh sack chair warmer.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (kdS6q)

114 Possibly some family feels they were mistreated, and being distraught or something lost and sought revenge.

Or terrorists just felt it was a soft target, easy to escape. The "drove away slowly, so as not to draw attention" thing sounds more premeditated and careful than an enraged family that was mistreated.

Paris shooters allegedly had planned to escape, by one account.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (wtkzU)

115 The party was yeserday.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (0LHZx)

the party above in the video was yesterday

the party in the conference room for staff was today

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (zOTsN)

116 Frankly, this sounds like a scene out of "NCIS Los Angles".

Any sightings of G. Callen , Sam Hanna, Kensi Blye, or Marty Deeks ?

Posted by: Hetty Lange at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (e8kgV)

117 Could be employees and not patients.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew

True.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (2oWD2)

118 85 They were having a conference and the Saeed guy was acting weird and then left the room. A few minutes later the shooting started and they recognized him as one of the shooters.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 03:53 PM (Z/8dZ)


Obviously Fareed (if the shoter) felt that evil Christians had traumatized him, by denying his agency. So of course he'd be justified in shooting a bunch of handicapped people.

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (9221z)

119 Tempted to say the only reason to go after a facility like this would the disgruntled employee scenario, but the hallmark of terrorists lately is to be as sadistic as possible, burning people alive and the latest running over a guy with a tank, attacking disabled people would fit right into the sadistic scenario, but who knows.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (iiDhh)

120 Hillbot tweets that we must take action to stop gun violence now. I assume the doddering biddy will reveal her 3-step plan in later tweets.

1. Stop gun violence.
2. Improve awareness.
3. Drink refreshing vodka.

Posted by: this kind of thing never happens anywhere else at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (2WoCi)

121 And who is Andy Richter?

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 03:54 PM (rkBpl)

I think he voiced a cartoon on fox back at in the 90s and maybe something to do with Family feud.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (t06LC)

122 We, too, like to target kids and seniors.
Stab, stab, stab for Allah!

Posted by: Stabby Palestinian at December 02, 2015 03:57 PM (NOIQH)

123 According to FBN - Witness: men came in a started shooting.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 03:57 PM (493sH)

124 BOLO?

Shit the guys on NCIS would have them already?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 03:57 PM (DUoqb)

125 Reports of suspect being a county employee, was watching Twitter feed from Bearing Arms editor, he's doubting a more than one suspect.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 03:57 PM (E8oTQ)

126 conference room sounds like staff

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 03:57 PM (zOTsN)

127 2 theories:

1. muz practice run against super soft targets. Presumes muz would be that sophisticated.

2. Jack Reacher style, mafia mass assassinate to hide true target in heap of victims. Presumes that true victim wouldn't be super obvious, easier to kill other ways.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 02, 2015 03:57 PM (YdHbr)

128 *Conan O'Brien's laugh sack chair warmer.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (kdS6q)

Never watched Conan either.

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 03:57 PM (rkBpl)

129 men

men? plural?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 03:58 PM (/dSsq)

130 Just awful.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2015 03:58 PM (t5zYU)

131 Is it really that hard to get a serious, capable guy to read news??

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (39g3+)

They had Harris Faulkner doing it over the holiday weekend and she was great. I've no idea why they don't give her the job (unless she doesn't want it).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 03:58 PM (4ErVI)

132 Last comment in the last thread is 666.Somebody fix that.

Posted by: Steevy at December 02, 2015 03:58 PM (8HTq1)

133 @Sooth

You are and your aren't. The problem with lasers is you spend time looking for the dot, but the good part is they're good for low light point shooting.

Me? Now that Surefire makes a real small high output pistol light, I put those on anything I carry.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 03:58 PM (XiVKO)

134
Wait until the beheadings reach West Hollywood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 03:58 PM (uhkms)

135 34 I can't see the video my" browser won't support"

so this is a home for the handicapped?
Posted by: willow

It's a day health kind of place.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 03:58 PM (DV/Ik)

136
Men4Hillary HillarysMen*
After the second mass shooting in as many weeks. As Americans we MUST stand up to the NRA radical gun nuts once and for all.

*XXY

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 03:58 PM (kdS6q)

137 They had Harris Faulkner doing it over the holiday weekend and she was great. I've no idea why they don't give her the job (unless she doesn't want it).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 03:58 PM (4ErVI)

She seems pretty attached to her kids and a good mom, so maybe that has something to do with it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 03:59 PM (DUoqb)

138 Dude, actor Nick Cannon has joined Radio Shack as their creative coordinator!

Wait, Radio Shack is still around?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 03:59 PM (39g3+)

139 Never watched Conan either.
Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 03:57 PM (rkBpl)

The hell with you!

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at December 02, 2015 03:59 PM (kpqmD)

140 So does anyone know if this Saeed guy was really mentioned by name?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 03:59 PM (/dSsq)

141 Finally got the scanner stream going. Black Mercedes with doors open being checked out

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 03:59 PM (2cS/G)

142 I can't stand watching Shep Smith. All the hysteria of a young lady without the benefit of looking at elbows...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at December 02, 2015 03:46 PM (scUt2)



Does anyone else believe that Alex the Chick could hit Shep Smith hard enough that one of his testicles would drop?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Scapegoats and Sacrificial Lambs at the Outrage Outlet! at December 02, 2015 03:59 PM (hLRSq)

143 Harris Faulkner is outstanding at breaking news stories, like this one. Ailes should giver the job and lose Shep.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:00 PM (LISuA)

144 I heard "that Sayyed guy" mentioned by police on the scanner. The name came from his co-worker.

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:00 PM (ZIvXv)

145 "Wait until the beheadings reach West Hollywood."

That Saudi Prince run out of town for sexual assault? Local story, and the guy had diplomatic immunity.

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 04:00 PM (up+iZ)

146

people would attack a place like this for the same reason they would attack a school with kids

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:00 PM (zOTsN)

147 Watching Fox. Holy shit, look at all those fat cops.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:00 PM (hgBpU)

148 San Bernadino national forest could be hideout for suspects.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:00 PM (sj3Ax)

149 Looking for one black suv in the imperial empire? Good luck with that.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 02, 2015 04:00 PM (4n+tf)

150
I'm going to look into Surefire right now. thanks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (goLPg)

151 I am an important thinker.

Posted by: Andy Richter* (In his Mort Voice) at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (3dOE/)

152 132- it's past that 668 as I checked

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (E8oTQ)

153 It's not a home for the handicapped - it is a center that helps with services for the special needs community. Services could range from providing speech therapy, behavioral therapy, life skills, etc. for kids as young as a baby through adulthood.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (a0IVu)

154 @WFLA 12m12 minutes ago
#BREAKING CEO says shooting was at conference area rented by outside group today

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (t5zYU)

155 California cops in 2013: In two separate incidents during the manhunt, police shot at three
civilians unrelated to Dorner, mistaking their pickup trucks for the
vehicle being driven by Dorner. One of the civilians was hit by the
police gunfire, another was wounded by shattered glass, and a third
individual was injured when police rammed his vehicle and opened fire.

Texas cop in 2014: Holding the reins of two horses with one hand, Austin Police Sgt. Adam
Johnson raised his service pistol and fired a bullseye into the gunman
some 312 feet away.


Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (2oWD2)

156 One of the problems with California is beat cops don't really get out of their cars that much. So, inordinate amount of chubbies.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (XiVKO)

157 Obviously Fareed (if the shoter) felt that evil Christians had traumatized him, by denying his agency. So of course he'd be justified in shooting a bunch of handicapped people.

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (9221z)


You're forgetting Farouq could have been traumatized by global worming. Most ISIS types are, or so we're told. Which makes the clusterf*ck conference in Paris very important in our fight against terrorism.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (Zmat4)

158 Does anyone else believe that Alex the Chick could hit Shep Smith hard enough that one of his testicles would drop?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Scapegoats and Sacrificial Lambs at the Outrage Outlet! at December 02, 2015 03:59 PM (hLRSq)

A throat punch would require the podium of power and/or the step stool of awesomeness.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (4ErVI)

159 Evil guns, evil SUVs, Religion of Peace.

This is your Narrative Review for Today.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

160 Never watched Conan either.
Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 03:57 PM (rkBpl)

The hell with you!

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at December 02, 2015 03:59 PM (kpqmD)

Never watched you EITHER!!! (sticks tongue out)

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (rkBpl)

161 Shit the guys on NCIS would have them already?
---
Nah, NCIS has the week off in favor of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (ZbV+0)

162 Does anyone else believe that Alex the Chick could hit Shep Smith hard enough that one of his testicles would drop?



She's the right height.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (FZxI4)

163 Wait until the beheadings reach West Hollywood.


There are lots of tall buildings along Sunset Blvd. "It's Raining Men" would be more than a clever song title.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (8ZskC)

164 143 "Ailes should giver the job and lose Shep."
---------------------------------------------

"Give her" the job. Typing error.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (LISuA)

165 I'd take CNN over Shemp any time.
I remember him crying during Katrina & haven't watched him since.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (sj3Ax)

166 Well, one thing for sure, finding a black SUV in CA will be a piece of cake.



Escalade with 23" rims? Snarc



If they are serious they would set up a perimeter around the town.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (jJRIy)

167 Unknown number of shots near shopping center...

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (Z/8dZ)

168 Sorta OT but CDNN Sports is having a sale on pocket carry guns, including the Colt Mustang.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (kpqmD)

169 Jester twitter

#UPDATE - BOLO - 3 HEAVILY ARMED SUSPECTS IN TACTICAL GEAR WITH AK-47 TYPE WEAPONS FLED THE SCENE IN A BLACK GMC YUKON.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (A9KzJ)

170

police confirm multiple shooters

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (zOTsN)

171 154 @WFLA 12m12 minutes ago
#BREAKING CEO says shooting was at conference area rented by outside group today


Boy, one would think in this day and age We would get better info than this...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (/dSsq)

172 A specific group had rented that conference room ... so possibly targeted them in particular ... don't know who the group is. Possibly a Christmas party ... multiple shooters ... probably three.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (wtkzU)

173 "unknown number of shots near the shopping center"

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (ZIvXv)

174 I am an important thinker and I think I need another Big Mac. Or two.

Posted by: Andy Richter at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (LYCUN)

175 Oh man, so willowed. Not as bad as the last time, but still bad. You're already at 149 comments. Dammit

Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (2x3L+)

176
Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump*
California shooting looks very bad. Good luck to law enforcement and God bless. This is when our police are so appreciated!

*He means well....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (kdS6q)

177

multiple shooters - jihad

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (zOTsN)

178 OK, good fvcking bye Shep. I've imaged enough.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (jJRIy)

179 171 154 @WFLA 12m12 minutes ago
#BREAKING CEO says shooting was at conference area rented by outside group today

Hopefully not PP...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (/dSsq)

180 EVERYTHING is Breaking News, even stuff we reported AN HOUR AGO.

Posted by: Fox News at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (Y8P5w)

181 141
Finally got the scanner stream going. Black Mercedes with doors open being checked out

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 03:59 PM (2cS/G)



WARNING TO ALL KOREAN LADIES DELIVERING NEWSPAPERS IN PICKUP TRUCKS: SHELTER IN PLACE!!

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (3dOE/)

182 So Shep now says the room was rented out for the party.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (hgBpU)

183 Back!

What'd I miss?

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (3ZtZW)

184 lol

Lauren, you're quicker on the draw, I'll bow out at this point and try to get something else done

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (ZIvXv)

185 162 Does anyone else believe that Alex the Chick could hit Shep Smith hard enough that one of his testicles would drop?



She's the right height.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (FZxI4

With that kind of show the economy would boom

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (E+yET)

186
Easier to get coherent info from Paris than locally.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (iQIUe)

187 Watching Fox. Holy shit, look at all those fat cops.

Posted by: Joanne


Completely unrelated news, San Berdoo filed for bankruptcy in 2012.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (9YDUz)

188 >>>Does anyone else believe that Alex the Chick could hit Shep Smith hard enough that one of his testicles would drop?



She's the right height.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (FZxI4)<<<

Speed bag?

Posted by: Rocky Balboa at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (VO5mN)

189 Is it time to start talking about commonsense muslim control?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (8ZskC)

190 Maybe we should all email Ailes and demand that Shep be replaced with Harris.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (4ErVI)

191 Now they have Breaking News.
Outside Group was renting conference area.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (sj3Ax)

192 156 One of the problems with California is beat cops don't really get out of their cars that much. So, inordinate amount of chubbies.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (XiVKO)


What do you mean, I see them out of their cars all the time.

Posted by: donut shop shift manager at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (Zmat4)

193 new witness with "good info" going to talk to detective

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (ZIvXv)

194 shooter went to the conference room where a Christmas party was going on

-
Once again, Christians involved in mass shooting.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (IWLe1)

195 Texas cop in 2014: Holding the reins of two horses with one hand, Austin Police Sgt. Adam Johnson raised his service pistol and fired a bullseye into the gunman some 312 feet away.



For accuracy's sake, he was seated on one of the horses.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (FZxI4)

196 188 >>>Does anyone else believe that Alex the Chick could hit Shep Smith hard enough that one of his testicles would drop?



She's the right height.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (FZxI4)

Speed bag?
Posted by: Rocky Balboa at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (VO5mN)

A fully deflated one, maybe.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (kpqmD)

197 Does anyone else believe that Alex the Chick could hit Shep Smith hard enough that one of his testicles would drop?

...off

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (39g3+)

198 >>Shit the guys on NCIS would have them already?


Heh, NCIS would be tracking them via their EZ Pass (or whatever they use in CA) and cell phones....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (NOIQH)

199 Maybe we should all email Ailes and demand that Shep be replaced with Harris.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (4ErVI)


Heck He could be replaced by a second grader

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (/dSsq)

200
She's the right height.

heh

Alex is like the adult midgets you see in movies playing one of Santa's elves.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (goLPg)

201 What do you mean, I see them out of their cars all the time.

Posted by: donut shop shift manager at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (Zmat4)



Enjoy it while you can, sucker.

Posted by: Dave's Donut Drive-Thru at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (8ZskC)

202 For accuracy's sake, he was seated on one of the horses.



Posted by: rickb223

Yep. Almost too much bad assery for one sentence.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (2oWD2)

203 177




multiple shooters - jihad

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (zOTsN)

With AK-47s. ISIS calling card.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (4ErVI)

204 "Lauren, you're quicker on the draw"

Haha actually I need to go help the kiddos out with a project for a bit. I'll bow out to let someone else give updates.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (Z/8dZ)

205 @Sooth

They're expensive, but you can get pretty good deals on them from Optics Planet.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (XiVKO)

206 Texas cop in 2014: Holding the reins of two horses with one hand, Austin Police Sgt. Adam Johnson raised his service pistol and fired a bullseye into the gunman some 312 feet away.



For accuracy's sake, he was seated on one of the horses.


Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (FZxI4)

Impressive.

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (rkBpl)

207 if we know one of the guys was named Farook Saeed (as per weaselzippers), we shouldn't jump to any conclusions.

Posted by: Mallflower of the MSM at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (qSIlh)

208 WARNING TO ALL KOREAN LADIES DELIVERING NEWSPAPERS IN PICKUP TRUCKS: SHELTER IN PLACE!!
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 04:03 PM (3dOE/)

Solid advice, after the Chris Dorner fiasco.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:06 PM (kpqmD)

209 shooter went to the conference room where a Christmas party was going on


They were probably yelling "Deus Magnus" and it upset the Muslims

Posted by: unlawful enemy combatant at December 02, 2015 04:06 PM (e8kgV)

210 Heck He could be replaced by a second grader

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (/dSsq)

Right but a second grader wouldn't look as good as Harris.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 04:06 PM (4ErVI)

211 Mall flower of MSM,
We won't.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:06 PM (sj3Ax)

212 "For accuracy's sake, he was seated on one of the horses."

How about a nice round of applause for the Waco Kid?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 02, 2015 04:06 PM (iIzG7)

213 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 04:06 PM (GwIKd)

214 As John Kerry would say: if they were singing Christmas songs, it'd be understandable.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 04:06 PM (XiVKO)

215 "Deus Magnus" -- "God is Great" in Latin

Posted by: unlawful enemy combatant at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (e8kgV)

216

shep is awful

he just makes shit up

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (zOTsN)

217
They're expensive, but you can get pretty good deals on them from Optics Planet.

Yeah I just saw the prices.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (goLPg)

218 It couldn't happen in California. Gun control.

Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (xWW96)

219 >>>171 154 @WFLA 12m12 minutes ago

#BREAKING CEO says shooting was at conference area rented by outside group today



Hopefully not PP...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:02 PM (/dSsq)<<<

Not if it was indeed a Christmas party.

Posted by: Planned Parenthoods, spawn of Satan at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (VO5mN)

220 For accuracy's sake, he was seated on one of the horses.



Posted by: rickb223

Yep. Almost too much bad assery for one sentence.



If I would have seen him make that shot, I'd have proned out on general principle.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (FZxI4)

221

shep now says bolo is not a bolo and black yukon folks just may be witnesses


shep is a dingle berry

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (zOTsN)

222 216

shep is awful

he just makes shit up
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (zOTsN)

I turned him off some time ago when he was interviewing people who were

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (E+yET)

223
wow that's a weird smilie

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (goLPg)

224 Police around here have really strict fitness requirements, they're all lean and in good shape. No guts, no fat asses. The police women are gorgeous too. You'd think a California town would have the same kind of thing, really.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (39g3+)

225 216




shep is awful



he just makes shit up

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (zOTsN)

That "our president" crap was annoying as fuck as well.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (4ErVI)

226 Alex is like the adult midgets you see in movies playing one of Santa's elves.

===


"Eye want to beee-eee a lawyer"

"A LAWYER?!?"

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (3ZtZW)

227 201 What do you mean, I see them out of their cars all the time.

Posted by: donut shop shift manager at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (Zmat4)


Enjoy it while you can, sucker.

Posted by: Dave's Donut Drive-Thru at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (8ZskC)

your day will come too

Posted by: ch3's Donut Drone Delivery Service aka Dronut Inc at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (IG5KL)

228 So We actually don't know squat...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (/dSsq)

229 The name Sa'id was given over a police scanner.

Posted by: Yes means Maybe at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (7wyDO)

230 156 One of the problems with California is beat cops don't really get out of their cars that much. So, inordinate amount of chubbies.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 04:01 PM (XiVKO)

I've also been told that a lot of departments don't have any physical fitness requirements after you're hired.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (kpqmD)

231 I turned him off some time ago when he was interviewing people who were 1 block away at the time of the shooting


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (E+yET)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (E+yET)

232 108


I always wanted to get one of those laser attachments for my 9mm.
But every time I mention it, more-experienced-than-me gun owners say
it's a dumb idea. Still not convinced, though.
To me I see value in having a laser pointer on a weapon. Why am I wrong?
*********************************************
Never tried one. Have read comparisons to a squirt gun - one can see where the stream is going, where it will hit. Talking pistol confrontation distances here.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (ucB75)

233
Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump*
California shooting looks very bad. Good luck to law enforcement and God bless. This is when our police are so appreciated!


Gee, an appropriate Tweet.

I didn't think Twitter allowed those.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

234 So who was this 'outside group'?

Could this have been some manner of professional hit rather than terrorism?

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (ZbV+0)

235 Latest scuttlebutt is that it was a group of county employees having a Christmas party in the auditorium. Brings up the possibility of a political hit.

Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (7NboP)

236 148 San Bernadino national forest could be hideout for suspects.
Posted by: Carol

In about two hours, yes, even if they head out along Baseline and catch the 33.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (DV/Ik)

237 229 The name Sa'id was given over a police scanner.
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (7wyD

F*cking Irish

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (E+yET)

238 224 Police around here have really strict fitness requirements, they're all lean and in good shape. No guts, no fat asses. The police women are gorgeous too. You'd think a California town would have the same kind of thing, really.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (39g3+)

they'd get EEOC'ed in the blink of an eye

Posted by: the real ch3 at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (IG5KL)

239 No one really knows if there was one or three. 20 injured per WSJ.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (sj3Ax)

240
What did we do to make them mad?

Posted by: UCLA Liberal Professor's at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (OiFtZ)

241
Evan Dawson*
There's more than one mass shooting per day. So if we can't talk gun politics after a shooting, we never will.

*Host of Connections on NPR's Rochester and Finger Lakes stations**

**Play "guess the name of his inevitable golden retriever". My guess: "Aperitif"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (kdS6q)

242 Shep is bad, CNN is worse. They are so clue less.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (jJRIy)

243 I see the Dems haven't even let the bodies cool before they're out there with there anti-gun shit.... Disgraceful...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (/dSsq)

244 210 Heck He could be replaced by a second grader

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (/dSsq)

Right but a second grader wouldn't look as good as Harris.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 04:06 PM (4ErVI)

Let's not be too hasty.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (kpqmD)

245 >>I've also been told that a lot of departments don't have any physical fitness requirements after you're hired.

Colorado Springs female cops: "As it should be, womyn h8terzzzzz!"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (NOIQH)

246 Whoever murdered these precious souls is the scum of scum. It's extremely sickening. No mercy for the savage(s) responsible.

Posted by: Cory at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (lH3eW)

247

weird

someone just got shot outside a clinic at the medical center in Houston

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:09 PM (zOTsN)

248 Possible man in fatigues at mall?

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:10 PM (2oWD2)

249 shep now says bolo is not a bolo and black yukon folks just may be witnesses


shep is a dingle berry

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (zOTsN)

A black Yukon as a witness? WTF does he think, an African-Canadian saw everything do down and ran off?

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 02, 2015 04:10 PM (t06LC)

250 237 229 The name Sa'id was given over a police scanner.
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (7wyD

F*cking Irish
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (E+yET)

Oh, the McSayyeds. They always were trouble.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:10 PM (kpqmD)

251 the counter to democong propaganda should be -
the 8th Islamic terror attack in as many years, stand up to treasonous democrats

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 02, 2015 04:10 PM (A9KzJ)

252 Alex is like the adult midgets you see in movies playing one of Santa's elves.


I saw that as Satan's elves.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 04:10 PM (4ErVI)

253 So...what was the mysterious outside group that just got shot up?

My first thought on hearing 'San Bernardino shooters' was gangbangers, but I can't see local rabble coming up with a hit this organized, it'd have to be a serious Latin American business enterprise.

But that'd mean they're White Hispanics or something. And that's just all guesswork anyway.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 04:10 PM (o+SC1)

254 man in fatigues and headset spotted at the mall, police en route

/can't tear myself away

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:10 PM (ZIvXv)

255 Unfortunately, I have a neighbor that reminds me of Shep - an arrogant homo asshat. Why does FOX employ this idiot? Trying to capture the arrogant homo asshat demographic?

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (e3bId)

256 long beard, tactical shorts and a backpack?

what are tactical shorts?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)

257 The world leaders who met to discuss climate change this week, generated nearly a billion pounds of CO2 in traveling to and from the meeting. Now this...

Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (BZAd3)

258 Dems are torn between hyping this to fight for gun control and being worried its Muslims that carried it out so they should be quiet. Pity their dilemma.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (39g3+)

259 Long beard

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (2oWD2)

260 246 Whoever murdered these precious souls is the scum of scum. It's extremely sickening. No mercy for the savage(s) responsible.

What You said. You'd think though that by now they would know if it was one shooter or 3...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (/dSsq)

261 School buses are lined up per local NBC news.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (sj3Ax)

262 220
For accuracy's sake, he was seated on one of the horses.





Posted by: rickb223



Yep. Almost too much bad assery for one sentence.




If I would have seen him make that shot, I'd have proned out on general principle.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:07 PM (FZxI4)


I just get down on all and grin and bear it.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (3dOE/)

263 Cops talking about "middle-eastern man, long beard"...

Posted by: Dirty Randy at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (jjaLl)

264 man in fatigues and headset spotted at the mall, police en route

/can't tear myself away



Paul Blart.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (FZxI4)

265
"Eye want to beee-eee a lawyer"

"A LAWYER?!?"

We're a couple of misfits.
Not a couple of nit-wits!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (goLPg)

266 The perps have to identify themselves so we can send in cops of the proper ethnic/race.

Posted by: unlawful enemy combatant at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (e8kgV)

267 Oh I pity the fool walking along in his camo shorts and beard minding his own business.

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (rkBpl)

268 what are tactical shorts?

They were camo. CAMO!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (39g3+)

269 Markos Moulitsas
Yo GOP, kinda hard to talk about "keeping people safe" when your peeps are shooting up America.



Well done Markos. You can do 2 things at once. Not letting a crisis go to waste with one hand and furiously masturbating over the dead before they are even cold with the other. Classy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (KYGPF)

270 "The police women are gorgeous too. You'd think a California town would have the same kind of thing, really."

I'm in Southern California, near Los Angeles. I don't exactly want to play into stereotypes or anything, but the policewomen on my PD are as widebodied as the men. Most of them look like they should be issued black-and-white Subarus for patrol duty.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (iIzG7)

271 256 long beard, tactical shorts and a backpack?

what are tactical shorts?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)

They're black and have a shoulder thing that goes up. (They're probably just cargo shorts or other shorts with a lot of pockets.)

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (kpqmD)

272
Black SUV or not, it sounds like the perps got away.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (RcpcZ)

273 I've got chills, muscle aches, my nose won't stop running....

Hey, I know people are dying, but we've got to turn the focus around to something important - me.

Where's my chicken soup and blanket?

Fuck.

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (Zs4uk)

274 "man in fatigues and headset spotted at the mall, police en route "

If you are in the National Guard. . .

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (up+iZ)

275 I see the Dems haven't even let the bodies cool before they're out there with there anti-gun shit.... Disgraceful...

That's because when the bodies cool it will be learned that the perps are (a) illegals; (b) jihadis,or (c) enviro-nazis and the whole story will have to be memory holed.

You have to agitate while the iron his hot (and the bodies are warm).

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (8ZskC)

276
Some Christians believe that Santa is Satan...

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (goLPg)

277 Harris is great looking, but she is also cool under pressure and great at sorting out details in complicated story lines. Shep just jumps up and down and gets crazy.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (LISuA)

278 You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

Posted by: John Spartan at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (e8kgV)

279 Cops talking about "middle-eastern man, long beard"...

Where are You hearing this?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (/dSsq)

280 To me I see value in having a laser pointer on a weapon. Why am I wrong?

===

I think its an alright idea. You could wind up relying on it too much, but its probably great for a house gun esp at night if you need to acquire target quickly at close range. Problems are if the batteries run out, if the bad guy sees it and can react quickly.

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)

281 "What You said. You'd think though that by now they would know if it was one shooter or 3..."

the democong and their media cheerleaders have an investment in 1 shooter/workplace violence

count on that in their "reporting"

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (A9KzJ)

282 Witness described someone with long beard.

Posted by: WOPR at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (LTDSy)

283 So, I guess profiling white dudes with beards and bad fashion sense is okay, now?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (XiVKO)

284 Long beard, but did he have a man bun? Or a Koran?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (39g3+)

285 hearing a mall & elementary school suspicions on the scanner, could be nothing but they're checking it

Posted by: Mark at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (UMwRk)

286 Weasel Zippers has tweet from Hildabeast on crisis

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (E8oTQ)

287 >>>Alex is like the adult midgets you see in movies playing one of Santa's elves.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:05 PM (goLPg)<<<

She's gonna be in Bad Santa II with me.


**looks around nervously**

Posted by: Billy Bob Thronton at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (VO5mN)

288 Long beard



Achmed has a long mustache. Achmed's pecker smells like goat.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (FZxI4)

289 Unconfirmed report on the scanner that someone is arming in the back of a mall. Also, anotehr report of a ME guy with a big beard and camo outside a nearby school.

The scanner fascinates me.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (QAOZh)

290 Unconfirmed - man arming outside Waterman discount mall

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (2oWD2)

291 We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!

Posted by: Sidney Blumenthal at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (e8kgV)

292 "Camouflaged suspect was at Roberts Elementary which is across the street from the shopping center."

Posted by: Live Stream at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (7wyDO)

293 reports of a guy at the mall "arming himself"? is that what you heard dang?

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (ZIvXv)

294 This building surely has to have CCTV, some video of these guys.

Fox 11 chick said the problem with the area is it's an industrial area, really spread out, no people walking around outside to witness the event.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (hgBpU)

295 >>Yo GOP, kinda hard to talk about "keeping people safe" when your peeps are shooting up America.


Yo Marcos, hard to talk about Climate Change as biggest threat when ISIS jihadis are shooting up western world.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (NOIQH)

296 see the top of the post update: Appears to be jihadism.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (dciA+)

297 They're black and have a shoulder thing that goes up. (They're probably just cargo shorts or other shorts with a lot of pockets.)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (kpqmD)

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!

Posted by: Seth from Superbad at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (AkOaV)

298

so CNN guy says since it was an attack on a government employee holiday party this equals anti government militia group


anti govt militia group

this is CNN

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (zOTsN)

299 276
Some Christians believe that Santa is Satan...
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:12 PM (goLPg)

Jack Chick tracts shouldn't be taken as representative of mainstream Christianity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (kpqmD)

300 Perimeter around the mall being set up

Posted by: Dirty Randy at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (jjaLl)

301 From Twitter : CHP reporting black SUV "with doors open" found abandoned in a nearby business center

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (TJCSB)

302 283 So, I guess profiling white dudes with beards and bad fashion sense is okay, now?
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 04:13 PM (XiVKO)


You know Moulitas is squirting all over his keyboard hoping its the Duck Dynasty boys.

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (9221z)

303 Possible armed subject

Posted by: Dirty Randy at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (jjaLl)

304 264 man in fatigues and headset spotted at the mall, police en route

/can't tear myself away

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (FZxI4)
----

Poor guy just chilling at the mall talking on his bluetooth probably.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (MbrzC)

305 officers entering mall

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (2oWD2)

306 what are tactical shorts?

===

Tactical pants after you zip off the bottoms.

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (3ZtZW)

307 OK - this would be right up ISIS' alley - helpless innocents. Not sure what to think yet, as often there are reports of multiple shooters and then we find out that was wrong...

Posted by: Baldy at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (1SCTq)

308

CNN expert just declared it was an anti government militia

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (zOTsN)

309 If these are Syrians it is time to impeach Obama.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (5LOno)

310 Thanks for the update, Ace.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (XiVKO)

311 Obama is holding his breath at the moment.

If it's the JV team, his Presidency is over.

Posted by: Whatever at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (Mrl1e)

312 108
I always wanted to get one of those laser attachments for my 9mm. But every time I mention it, more-experienced-than-me gun owners say it's a dumb idea. Still not convinced, though.

To me I see value in having a laser pointer on a weapon. Why am I wrong?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 03:56 PM (goLPg)

From not an expert but holiday inn express, etc; I think the notion is that the laser dot is at best a confirmation and at worst a distraction to forming a good site picture.

The one time I shot with a laser on a practical course I was completely enamored, but I had never even heard of gun lasers 10 minutes before shooting one (1993.) I hit everything but if someone told me layer that I actually slowed down in the process of playing laser pointer instead of aiming the gun I would tend to believe them.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (TqXWc)

313 There always seems to be a Planned Parenthood near these "centers of death"

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (e8kgV)

314 see the top of the post update: Appears to be jihadism.


But Ace, CNN said it was anti-gov militia group...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (/dSsq)

315 this is CNN

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (zOTsN)
---
Did you expect anything else from CNN?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (MbrzC)

316 Ace just put this on Twitter
San Bernadino PD broadcast:BOLO for 3 men of Middle East descent.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (sj3Ax)

317
Emily C. Heath*
One mass shooting is too much. More than one within a week? A sign of our societal sin. We must stop gun violence. It's on us.

*Married to @heidicheath. Pastor @exeterchurch. New book Glorify: Reclaiming the Heart of Progressive Christianity. Looks like Ken Dorfman in Animal House.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (kdS6q)

318 reports of a guy at the mall "arming himself"? is that what you heard dang?

Posted by: Feh

yes - outside mall - unconfirmed - heard on scanner - police in mall

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (2oWD2)

319 what are tactical shorts?
---
They have the scary black thing that goes down

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (ZbV+0)

320 Ok, so its now looking like terrorism.
I'm feeling so good about all the vetting being done, aren't you?

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (9221z)

321 police calling for no media. heh. good luck, amigos.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (AkOaV)

322 The broadcast indicated there were unconfirmed reports the suspects were male and of Middle Eastern origin, "armed with AK-47s and wearing body armor."


Those who predicted "jihadi," please come to the window and collect your winnings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (8ZskC)

323 if the bad guy sees it and can react quickly.

Unless there's a lot of smoke or something in the air, all he'll see is the dot unless he's staring straight at the barrel. And of course, in that case...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (39g3+)

324 jester update
2m2 minutes ago
POSSIBLE GUY IN CAMO SHORTS LONG-BEARD W HEADSET AT ROBERTS ELEMENTARY, FURTHER REPORTS OF 2ND SHOOTING (NOT AT ROBERTS ELEMENTARY).

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (t5zYU)

325 Obviously Christmas parties are an ISIS recruiting tool so they should be banned

Posted by: RoxyDoxy at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (NjglF)

326 For accuracy's sake, he was seated on one of the horses.



Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:04 PM (FZxI4)
You don't expect him to carry around huge brass ones all by himself? Plus he clacks too loudly off the horse, scares off the perps.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (i2Lsf)

327 Kos has it backasswards, as usual: this is Democrat on Republican violence. He finally got his wish.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (LISuA)

328 >>anti govt militia group

this is CNN



Ooooh - grasping So Very Hard to make this a Tea Party shooter.
One of these days, CNN, one of these day it may even be true!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (NOIQH)

329 see the top of the post update: Appears to be jihadism.

Plenty of lash, yet virtually no backlash.

Still, Barry readies speech blaming America.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

330 "The broadcast indicated there were unconfirmed reports the suspects were
male and of Middle Eastern origin, armed with AK-47s and wearing body
armor."

So, uh ...
Let's not jump to any uh..
conclusions.



Posted by: O'baum- uh at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (31Egb)

331 256 long beard, tactical shorts and a backpack?

what are tactical shorts?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)

*smacks forehead

That's why I never liked cargo pants.

Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 04:16 PM (48QDY)

332 *Married to @heidicheath. Pastor @exeterchurch. New book Glorify: Reclaiming the Heart of Progressive Christianity. Looks like Ken Dorfman in Animal House.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (kdS6q)

A New Hampshireite said that?

Must be a Masshole refugee.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (AkOaV)

333 If it's the JV team, his Presidency is over.

Yeah he'll never be able to run for reelection!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (39g3+)

334 "If these are Syrians it is time to impeach Obama."

It's been time to impeach the SCOAMF for six and a half years, whether these assholes are Syrians or not.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (iIzG7)

335 This sounded like a jayvee operation from the start.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (8ZskC)

336 man, those people at the mall are in for a surprise

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (ZIvXv)

337 listening to the scanner, amazed they sound so calm; real pros

Posted by: Mark at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (UMwRk)

338
Tactical _____ fill in the blank stuff really cracks me up.

Months ago I asked here what is a 'tactical flashlight?'

Tactical underwear. Tactical food rations. Tactical belt. Tactical shoes. Tactical hats. Tactical toilet paper.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (goLPg)

339 I'm sure there is CC video at this center, but there may not be time or conditions to review it at this point.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

340 Harris Faulkner and the Notorious PAB would be too much awesome to handle.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (i2Lsf)

341 Swat activity in Pasadena related to San berdoo shooting

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (VDwn6)

342 Good job, Presnit Historic First!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (/Ho8c)

343 319 what are tactical shorts?
---
They have the scary black thing that goes down
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (ZbV+0)

Tactical shorts was my secret service callsign.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (kpqmD)

344 We're not chasing anyone.

Posted by: FUPA Squad at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (HgMAr)

345 263 Cops talking about "middle-eastern man, long beard"...

Posted by: Dirty Randy at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (jjaLl)


Probably one of the guys from Duck Dynasty.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (Zmat4)

346 People on the scene need to carry weapon AND camera. The guy that reported the Yukon had his weapon ready (across the street) ... would have done more good with a few pictures, as well as being ready with a weapon.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (wtkzU)

347 Perhaps some refugees did NOT get caught at the southern border.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

348 320 Ok, so its now looking like terrorism.
I'm feeling so good about all the vetting being done, aren't you?
__________________

Hey, it's just some of our new pilgrims, being pilgrims.

The original pilgrims used to shoot up Christmas parties too. All the time.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (a31sM)

349 328
>>anti govt militia group



this is CNN



You mean like Jihadist that have sworn to kill infidels, that sort of anti gov group?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (jJRIy)

350 Well,I guess we will be seeing a lot of reports about "communities fearing backlash".

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (8HTq1)

351 Unless you had names (we don't know if the Farouk guy was a shooter" how would you know if people who dark skinned Muslims or Latino gang members?
They were wearing ski makes, no?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (No/ki)

352 Of course they cleared the kitchen, have you seen these people?!

(per scanner)

Posted by: maloderous at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (zq4Wd)

353 Wait, did I just hear that the mall has *armed security*?

I thought malls were gun free zones?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (AkOaV)

354 Um if I was at a mall in the area I'd be 'arming myself' too if I heard the news.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (MbrzC)

355 338
Tactical _____ fill in the blank stuff really cracks me up.

Months ago I asked here what is a 'tactical flashlight?'

Tactical underwear. Tactical food rations. Tactical belt. Tactical shoes. Tactical hats. Tactical toilet paper.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (goLPg)

Tactical bacon. Don't forget the tactical bacon.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (kpqmD)

356 Can anyone make sense of the scanner feed?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (2cS/G)

357 Just fucking over the good people in the heartland. It's what I do.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

358 what are tactical shorts?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)


Something Lara Croft would wear?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Scapegoats and Sacrificial Lambs at the Outrage Outlet! at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (hLRSq)

359 If these are Syrians it is time to impeach Obama

Couldn't agree more.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (/Ho8c)

360 CNN expert just declared it was an anti government militia

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (zOTsN)




I guess they couldn't make the PP 2 miles away work so they had to go to plan B on the motive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (493sH)

361 see the top of the post update: Appears to be jihadism.
---
Is 'outside group' some kind of California euphemism for Jews?

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (ZbV+0)

362 what are tactical shorts?


Like regular shorts, but they have a kickstand.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (2oWD2)

363 If it proves to be jihadists this will be sealed up by some judge and we won't get a peep from Barak

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (E8oTQ)

364 what are tactical shorts?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)




An indicator it's not a Scotsman. Otherwise he'd be in a TactiKilt.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (8Y7+f)

365 Ace just put this on Twitter

San Bernadino PD broadcast:BOLO for 3 men of Middle East descent.

Posted by: Carol

Middle East Tea Party NRA supporting Christians dammit!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (8ikIW)

366
We must stop gun violence. It's on us.

She's right. It's on her and her progressive ilk.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (goLPg)

367 So, uh ...
Let's not jump to any uh..
conclusions.


Obviously targeting Planned Parenthood. Christianists and their murderous rhetoric KILL PEOPLE.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (0NdlF)

368 witness reports drive police response

they better damn be accurate

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (ZIvXv)

369 Replace Shep the Shmuck with a computer generated newsreader.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (9krrF)

370 While Democrats are shooting Republicans in California, the President is frantically trying to determine if the reports of fish swimming down Biscayne Blvd are true.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (LISuA)

371 Local Hospital -3 received, 4 on the way.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (sj3Ax)

372 CNN expert just declared it was an anti government militia

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (zOTsN)

Never mind they don't have the barest scrap of evidence to support this theory. Jackasses.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (kpqmD)

373 I agree that we need to do something about gun violence, but laws limiting guns and ownership clearly don't do jack and are illegal. Its a mix of cultural rot and coddled, even protected enemies being sent into our midst. More laws won't help with that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (39g3+)

374 "middle eastern"?

is that Virginians or Marylanders?

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (jT+gh)

375 Tactical underwear. Tactical food rations. Tactical belt. Tactical shoes. Tactical hats. Tactical toilet paper.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (goLPg)

I've used tactical condoms. She never saw me coming.
Be sure and try the veal and tip your waitress.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (4ErVI)

376 CNN expert just declared it was an anti government militia

It's next in the CNN flow chart.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

377 what are tactical shorts?>>>

What military postal workers wear?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (XtAzU)

378 Of course the ICE agents who vetted these guys will get a promotion.

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (9221z)

379 suspect ran north

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (2oWD2)

380 Middle East Tea Party NRA supporting Christians dammit!!


and Being Trump supporters...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (/dSsq)

381 Those who predicted "jihadi," please come to the window and collect your winnings.

We knew it was coming, and between the middle of last month and Christmas.

Probably not the last one, either.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (bZ7mE)

382 224 Police around here have really strict fitness requirements, they're all lean and in good shape. No guts, no fat asses. The police women are gorgeous too. You'd think a California town would have the same kind of thing, really.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:08 PM (39g3+)


It's San Bernardino not Malibu. And a lot of those fatties I saw were Sheriffs as well as City PD peeps. They should all be embarrassed.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (hgBpU)

383 LE finally encrypting some traffic (per JESTER twitter)

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (A9KzJ)

384 one report of shooting inside the discount mall

man now running north

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (ZIvXv)

385 364 what are tactical shorts?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)



An indicator it's not a Scotsman. Otherwise he'd be in a TactiKilt.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2015 04:19 PM (8Y7+f)

That sporran better be Kevlar. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (kpqmD)

386 Don't wear camo
Stay clean shaven
Don't wear a back pack
don't drive a SUV
don't run
don't make eye contact
don't eyeball the cops
don't commit any traffic violation
don't carry anything that looks like a broom, umbrella, or cello case.
don't act jittery or impatient like you are waiting for someone who is late

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (up+iZ)

387 CNN expert just declared it was an anti government militia

Because shooting up the disabled is a direct attack against the government....or....something something something.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

388 sounds like a suspect running

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (2oWD2)

389 A lawyer for a Reserve Marine being forced out of the Marine Corps for mishandling classified information vowed to appeal the Department of the Navys decision to uphold the involuntary discharge, calling it obvious retaliation.

In a case that gained widespread notoriety, Maj. Jason Brezler, a civil affairs officer who had returned stateside, shared classified information with colleagues in Afghanistan in 2012 in an attempt to warn them about a suspected Taliban conspirator. Brezlers fears proved well-founded two weeks later when an insider attack in Helmand province claimed the lives of three Marines.

Michael Bowe, the lawyer representing Brezler, told Marine Corps Times they learned via email Monday of the decision to uphold the separation. The decision, first reported by The Washington Post, was made by Scott Lutterloh, the acting assistant Navy secretary for manpower and reserve affairs. Made official on Nov. 24, the decision comes more than three years after Brezler was investigated for sending a classified document from a personal email account.

Get that:

"after Brezler was investigated for sending a classified document from a personal email account."

And that bitch hillary had thousands

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (DUoqb)

390
If it has a couple of small pockets, it's tactical.

If it is black in color, it is tactical.

If it is multi-functional in any way, it is tactical.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (goLPg)

391 Waterman Discount Mall being evacuated in SB, CA.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (sj3Ax)

392 They're now looking for someone with a camo jacket and khakis?

That really is a broad description.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (AkOaV)

393 camo jacket brown khaki pants

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (ZIvXv)

394 Of course the ICE agents who vetted these guys will get a promotion.

TOP MEN, BABY!

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (8ZskC)

395 Scanner talking about "possible shooting" at Discount Mall.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (2cS/G)

396 We knew it was coming, and between the middle of last month and Christmas.



Probably not the last one, either.

Posted by: Grey Fox


Also agree. I would expect more.

Not a good time to be at events with large crowds.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (/Ho8c)

397 >>>Tactical _____ fill in the blank stuff really cracks me up.



Months ago I asked here what is a 'tactical flashlight?'



Tactical underwear. Tactical food rations. Tactical belt. Tactical shoes. Tactical hats. Tactical toilet paper.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (goLPg)<<<

Sure, we've got tactical tacks...

Posted by: Staples employee at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (VO5mN)

398 And to hell with everyone who would disarm Americans in the face of the enemy.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (9krrF)

399 Please, lets avoid our worst impulses and, this time, lets avoid ugly Muslim backlash.

Posted by: Josh Earnest at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (LISuA)

400 Great, they switched cars, they found SUV.



Waiting for ISIS video taking credit

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (jJRIy)

401 camo jacket brown khaki pants

Duck Dynasty?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (/dSsq)

402 Long beards. So, Lombards? Maybe seeking revenge for the Norman invasion of 1017?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (RSa+D)

403 Shep: abandoned SUV found........

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (hgBpU)

404 And to hell with everyone who would disarm Americans in the face of the enemy.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (9krrF)

If I lived out there, I'd be getting my sidearm out of the safe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (DUoqb)

405 >> Tactical belt. Tactical shoes. Tactical hats. Tactical toilet paper

It means "black"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (K2hsm)

406 Why, in this day and age, when everyone and his brother have the ability to stream live video and audio, are we not inundated with dozens of feeds, showing everything from 20 different angles?

And yes, I still feel like shit.

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (Zs4uk)

407 387 CNN expert just declared it was an anti government militia

Because shooting up the disabled is a direct attack against the government....or....something something something.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (oVJmc)



ISIS is an anti-government militia, yo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (uhkms)

408 what are tactical shorts?

Kind of like testicle shorts, but less comfortable.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (2oWD2)

409 More Units being deployed to Amazon-possible threat.

Is Amazon a city in CA?

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (sj3Ax)

410 Newspaper delivery women, pedestrians, and dog owners should all run for cover.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (kpqmD)

411 I'm guessing Picts. It's always the Picts stirring up the shit.

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (ZIvXv)

412 In their minds, "tactical" to us is the same as "organic" to them.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (XiVKO)

413 Shep: abandoned SUV found

Definitely organized... Doesn't sound like a disgruntled employee to Me...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (/dSsq)

414 WOW....Jugears talking about the no-fly list and how that doesn't stop people on it from buying a gun...what a fucking ASSHOLE he is.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (jjaLl)

415 Long beards. So, Lombards? Maybe seeking revenge for the Norman invasion of 1017?

Duck Dynasty, or ZZ-Top.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (oVJmc)

416 This is happening now in my own county. This is fucking enough.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

417 SHEP STFU

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (jJRIy)

418 Jester says there may be up to two additional shooting sites. Info getting harder to come by, as cops are encrypting their feed. Probably smart to do.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (LISuA)

419 Why, yes, that is a tactical penis I have, Ms. Hendricks.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (VAsIq)

420 405 >> Tactical belt. Tactical shoes. Tactical hats. Tactical toilet paper

It means "black"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (K2hsm)

Barry loves my big tactical dick!

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (kpqmD)

421 Tactical raptor:

http://tinyurl.com/ptvjlpf

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (9krrF)

422 402 Long beards. So, Lombards? Maybe seeking revenge for the Norman invasion of 1017?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (RSa+D)



Z.Z. Top????

Oh noes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (uhkms)

423 SWAT supposedly doing something in Pasadena - 60 miles away

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (fWAjv)

424 Long beards. So, Lombards? Maybe seeking revenge for the Norman invasion of 1017?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (RSa+D)




Vikings. Has to be Scandis.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (493sH)

425 Middle eastern descent - that would be long nose, black hair, and suntan?

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (up+iZ)

426 tactical pens only write tactful things...in someone else's blood!

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (jT+gh)

427 Yep, down the memory hole this goes....


Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (AgTww)

428 Obama chimes in, lamenting that people on the no fly list can buy guns. Somehow, that's related, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (39g3+)

429 The analogue feed is getting less and less traffic. They must be migrating to a different channel.

Maybe a tactical channel.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (AkOaV)

430 If it's the JV team, his Presidency is over.
Posted by: Whatever at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (Mrl1e)

But my Reign begins...

Posted by: Teh One at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (ztYE8)

431 So did they come across the border illegally? Probably ... or they are visa holders? Surely not refugees. Overstayed visa, or homegrown Muslim terrorists?

Middle Eastern Christians? No, probably not ...

Government facility must have some security cameras.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (wtkzU)

432 And that bitch hillary had thousands

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:20 PM (DUoqb)
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Story the MSM will never cover, or compare to Hillary.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (MbrzC)

433 Where is Scott Horvath when you need him ??

Posted by: McCool at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (nCSwS)

434 I have tactical AIDS.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (VAsIq)

435 Middle-eastern? They're from Illinois?

Posted by: Brick Tamland, CNN Senior Correspondent at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (ppaKI)

436 We'll get right on it!

Posted by: Your massive, horribly incompetent National Gov't at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (hKyl0)

437 411 I'm guessing Picts. It's always the Picts stirring up the shit.
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:22 PM (ZIvXv)

There weren't any descriptions of nekkid guys covered in blue warpaint.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (kpqmD)

438 Sir, I believe the Sealous Scouts wore tactical shorts. So they could take a leak on the move with ease.

Posted by: Codsworth at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (1pR+i)

439 Long beards and Middle Eastern?

That would be Hassidic Jooz!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (uhkms)

440 Pasadena activity is being reported.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:25 PM (hgBpU)

441 393 camo jacket brown khaki pants

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:21 PM (ZIvXv)
---
Because I'm sure the mall didn't have a clothing store

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:25 PM (MbrzC)

442 Guys in military type gear in a black SUV were probably some brand of SWAT. Most like a bunch around.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2015 04:25 PM (yOqwj)

443 That would be Hassidic Jooz!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (uhkms)

I had not considered that angle...

hmmm...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:25 PM (AkOaV)

444 Are we guarding against possible Muslim backlash?

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2015 04:25 PM (e3bId)

445 Tactile tactical thumbtacks.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 02, 2015 04:25 PM (VAsIq)

446 the guy at the car wash in a silver chevy with his doors open is about to get a nasty surprise.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (AkOaV)

447 Pasadena activity is being reported.
Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:25 PM (h

I have to say grain of salt... remember in Paris they thought they were attacking Eiffel tower and other spots...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (/dSsq)

448 Dusty Hill of ZZ Top was pulled in for questioning...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (39g3+)

449
Conference was an event honoring County personnel. Not sure what depts yet.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (ODxAs)

450 WOW....Jugears talking about the no-fly list and how that doesn't stop people on it from buying a gun...what a fucking ASSHOLE he is.



Posted by: Dirty Randy at December 02, 2015 04:23 PM (jjaLl)



I'll interpret that as "Farooq Sayeed and/or other suspects in today's activities is/are on the No-Fly List."

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (8Y7+f)

451 If it's the JV team, his Presidency is over.


MSM will go through great lengths to say they were not card-carrying ISIS members. Just copycats of the JV team and taking advantage of our lax gun laws.

Posted by: McCool at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (nCSwS)

452 The final frontier:

Assless Tactical Chaps.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (TqXWc)

453 Obama chimes in, lamenting that people on the no fly list can buy guns.


Yeah, because anyone can get an AK-47 at Walmart, right? God, I wish that stupid bastard would go away.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (ppaKI)

454 If these are Syrians it is time to impeach Obama.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2015 04:14 PM (5LOno)


Even if he and the left will still be calling for mass immigration invasion

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (493sH)

455 Does anyone actually know anything yet?

Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (qTj9i)

456 Tactical raptor:

Egads. AtC's murder of raptors have night vision goggles and tactical vests?

*sends leftover home-made pumpkin pie as tribute*

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (0NdlF)

457 Thanks Obama.

He is done. If this is jihad, Dims will finally abandon and turn on him in drives to save their own asses. But the MFM won't.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (2x3L+)

458 Damn Amish motivated by global warming

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (lVU49)

459 This is Trump's fault, like McCain said. He made the refugees mad at us.

Posted by: Your massive, horribly incompetent National Gov't at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (hKyl0)

460 Scanner got real active, then went quiet. A few interjections now and again.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (2cS/G)

461 FBC reports men opening fire as in plural and sub abandoned

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (E8oTQ)

462
Shep and CNN
Let the wild speculations and hand wringing continue unabated.

Posted by: wth - burnt cookies at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (HgMAr)

463
obama, you asswipe, WHY DO YOU ALLOW PEOPLE ON NO-FLY LISTS TO STAY IN THE USA ANYWAY??

if the people YOU put on No Fly lists are so fucking dangerous, why do you let them walk around freely??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (goLPg)

464 A lot of women in the ME sporting the tactical hijab....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (VAsIq)

465 419 Jester says there may be up to two additional shooting sites. Info getting harder to come by, as cops are encrypting their feed. Probably smart to do.
Posted by: MTF

I wish they'd done that earlier. Would anyone here be surprised if the shooters were monitoring the police channels?

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (DV/Ik)

466 Woodland camo is my favorite color. Guess I'd better peruse the Patagonia catalog and get something in nylon and bright colors. Something hipster and alpine sports related.

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (up+iZ)

467 Are we guarding against possible Muslim backlash?


yes and preparing for the 'Republicans seize..' phase

Posted by: McCool at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (nCSwS)

468 So, Syrian "refugees"?

Posted by: despair at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (VrdxH)

469 Off to a meeting, BBL. Hope those tea party NRA guys get caught.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (jJRIy)

470 So the perp/perps are still on the loose and barky is already on the prompter?


Really?

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (GwIKd)

471 If they are white guys I hope they kill the Hell out of them to get rid of this stupid meme that white killers get arrested rather than shot while surrendering like black killers do.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (t8P62)

472 Jester says there may be up to two additional shooting sites. Info getting harder to come by, as cops are encrypting their feed. Probably smart to do.




Some departments are encrypted, some aren't. As it moves city by city, you'll run across those that are.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (FZxI4)

473 Lone wolves.

Posted by: MSM at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (ppaKI)

474 BREAKING: Trump futures up 25%

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (8ZskC)

475 Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (TqXWc)

I've found that when I'm shooting quite a bit, and dialed in??? Lasers slow me down...

But, when I'm not shooting much? Even though a bit slower, I'm more on target... which is important for home defense...

Plus... I'd think the intimidation factor of a dialed in laser would be a plus in some situations...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (qh617)

476 I'll interpret that as "Farooq Sayeed and/or other suspects in today's activities is/are on the No-Fly List."
Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (8Y7+f)

So they're already conceding it was a "known wolf" (or, if the police are to be believed, 3 "known wolves"? A "wolf pack" if you will?)

That pisses me off more than "sorry this guy showed no signs, he wasn't on our radar."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (AkOaV)

477 The big question is, how many blocks away from the shootings is the nearest PP?

Posted by: chance at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (w/p7Z)

478 Twitter : ABANDONED YUKON SUV LOCATED 1800 S. BUSINESS CENTER DRIVE IN SAN BERNARDINO, SUSPECTS POSSIBLY TRANSFERRED INTO MERCEDES

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (TJCSB)

479 Not a good time to be at events with large crowds.
----
*Begins wetting self*

Posted by: some millenial Star Wars cosplayer at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (ZbV+0)

480
Yeah, because anyone can get an AK-47 at Walmart, right? God, I wish that stupid bastard would go away.

Here in Ca. it's almost impossible to even get a hunting rifle. Husband just did and you wouldn't believe the hoops He had to jump through to get it..

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (/dSsq)

481 The final frontier:



Assless Tactical Chaps.

Posted by: TexasDan


Worn by Tactless Ass Tickle Chaps.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (2oWD2)

482 Tactical tentacles thrust deep in panties forbidden to testicles

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (jT+gh)

483 The analogue feed is getting less and less traffic. They must be migrating to a different channel.

Maybe a tactical channel.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (AkOaV)

Harry can you link me?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (FfVIs)

484 Pasadena is not involved, separate incident. Going after parolee

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (VDwn6)

485 402 Long beards.

And a black horse and carriage could easily be mistaken for an SUV.

Fucking Amish are going crazy.

You can't do that much woodworking without loosing your mind.

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (Zs4uk)

486 Maybe all Californians are so eaten up with guilt over the sins of western civilization that they think they deserve to be shot up like this. In that case they are getting what they want, and it's not really a tragedy.

When Armin Miewes the cannibal contacted someone who wanted to be killed and eaten, and it was done, between consenting individuals, was it really a tragedy? Unpleasant, disgusting, certainly. Not sure if tragedy is the right classification.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (E5UB0)

487 I keep my tactical KAC in my hands whenever possible....

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (AgTww)

488 428 Obama chimes in, lamenting that people on the no fly list can buy guns. Somehow, that's related, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (39g3+)
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"Obama chimes in..." - Honestly, who even gives a sh1t what this guys says anymore? Does anyone actually take him seriously?

How about lamenting people on the on-fly list were working at the Paris airport...and probably working at our own as well.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (MbrzC)

489 obama, you asswipe, WHY DO YOU ALLOW PEOPLE ON NO-FLY LISTS TO STAY IN THE USA ANYWAY??

The same reason they aren't barred from owning firearms: Due. F***ing. Process.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (9krrF)

490 Therefore, it is imperative that we take more ME refugees. And fix the climate. We can do both.

Posted by: Your massive, horribly incompetent National Gov't at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (hKyl0)

491 Woodland camo is my favorite color.

I like the "chocolate chips" desert camo

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (39g3+)

492 LIVE local streaming (KTLA) TV news in my nik

Posted by: Baldy at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (1SCTq)

493 God help anyone wearing a beard and camo. If this was Kentucky, they'd have to lock down the entire state.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (ppaKI)

494 Twitter : ABANDONED YUKON SUV LOCATED 1800 S. BUSINESS CENTER DRIVE IN
SAN BERNARDINO, SUSPECTS POSSIBLY TRANSFERRED INTO MERCEDES


1%ers?

Moo Moo?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

495 I'll interpret that as "Farooq Sayeed and/or other suspects in today's activities is/are on the No-Fly List."

Which in turn would mean "we know who did it."

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (bZ7mE)

496 Think I just heard "Officer down" twice.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (2cS/G)

497 I'm still waiting around for the 'moslem backlash' from any Moslem terrorism......

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (GwIKd)

498 I wish they'd done that earlier. Would anyone here be surprised if the shooters were monitoring the police channels?
Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (DV/Ik)

Well, if they're monitoring the same channels I am, they're not getting much useful info.

Lots of cross-talk and a few key bits of info, but nothing that would help them escape.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (AkOaV)

499 Reading the text that the father of a girl that works at inland sent him and the only thing they could do is say "hide," that breaks my heart.

I hope I could say "be calm, be alert, remember your training, aim small"

Posted by: traye at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (8uL1I)

500 The "no fly list" is a bit sketchy to begin with: we think you're a problem but have no proof so... up yours you can't get on a plane.

Huh?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (39g3+)

501 Things uh ...

just uh...

don't uh ...

happen in uh..

ther places.

Posted by: O'baum- uh at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (31Egb)

502 OT: Sandy Berger dead at age 70

http://tinyurl.com/z9twfl9

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (vBeA5)

503 439 Long beards and Middle Eastern?
----
They're wind up be home-grown "americans" you know, radicalized by trump and rush of course.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (MbrzC)

504 1%ers?

Moo Moo?



Couldn't be. Older Mercedes. Probably C class.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (8ZskC)

505 ISIS is an anti-government militia, yo.
---
Since government has no legitimate purpose outside mutual self defense, pretty much any militia, gang, etc. is technically 'anti-government'.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (ZbV+0)

506

obama, any plans for catching your muslim or leftist terrorist friends?? Or are you just gonna use their terrorism as an opportunity to scold us?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (goLPg)

507 Well.... this is southern Calif...

And a Big El Nino is happening....

So.... ITS GLOBUL WARMERING!!!!

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (qh617)

508 OT: Sandy Berger dead at age 70

http://tinyurl.com/z9twfl9
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (vBeA5)

He's been dead all day and his condition has not improved

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (DUoqb)

509 So Obama mentions no-fly list and guns regarding this incident?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (/dSsq)

510 493 God help anyone wearing a beard and camo. If this was Kentucky, they'd have to lock down the entire state.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (ppaKI)

I am sporting a beard right now, but I don't own any camo. Also, I have all my teeth. But yeah, I'd be worried if I was out and about in CA in that area.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (AkOaV)

511 Look at my tactical ballsack!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (VAsIq)

512 >>>>>> FBC reports men opening fire as in plural and sub abandoned
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (E8oTQ)
-------
Holy Moly! They had a submarine??!!!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (2x3L+)

513 And already seeing FB activity using this shooting.

"Not Syrian refugees!"

Because they're not here.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (0NdlF)

514 So can we finally have some muslim backlash?

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (9221z)

515 These guys have had over two hours since the shooting - they could be anywhere.

Shep was ragging on the lack of info since the shooting - can't believe that these guys have just vanished. Hundreds of cops and nada.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (hgBpU)

516 Does anyone actually know anything yet?

Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (qTj9i)



CNN: No but that's not stopping us from knowing it must have been the work of white, Christian, anti-choice, racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Islam, anti-government, fanatics!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 04:31 PM (493sH)

517 Camo is so pedestrian, nobody wears that who's anybody.

Posted by: Hipster wtih braided man bun and bedazzled beard at December 02, 2015 04:31 PM (39g3+)

518
He's been dead all day and his condition has not improved
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (DUoqb)

Did they go through his clothes and look for loose top secret materials?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:31 PM (kpqmD)

519 >>WOW....Jugears talking about the no-fly list and how that doesn't stop people on it from buying a gun...what a fucking ASSHOLE he is.


Apples and oranges.

My dad got on the no-fly list because he has the same name as an IRA terrorist. Had to provide all sorts of documentation to prove he wasn't the same guy. Even still, he has an ID# from TSA he must present when flying - so not removed.

That has *nothing* to do with one's gun rights, prezzy gungrabber!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 04:31 PM (NOIQH)

520 that light skinned latino with his silver chevy at the car wash is about to get tackled hard.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:31 PM (AkOaV)

521 So can we finally have some muslim backlash?



#twoweeks

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (FZxI4)

522 I'm taking "undocumented" drug cartel hit

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (e8kgV)

523 Abandoned Yukon SUV located at 1800 S. Business Center Drive in SB. Suspects possibly transferred to Mercedes.

This is from Twitter Jester Actual 2 minutes ago!

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (sj3Ax)

524 Does anyone actually know anything yet?

Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (qTj9i)



Yeah. Alan Colmes has confirmed that Planned Parenthood was the target of the attack.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (8ZskC)

525 455 Does anyone actually know anything yet?
Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at December 02, 2015 04:26 PM (qTj9i)


Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.

Jacobs: Well, let's see. First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. [McCroskey walks off] And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it- [Jacobs turns and starts to walk away, continuing to speak, trailing off as he gets further from the camera] he took her best summer dress and he put it on and went to town...

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (jT+gh)

526 ABANDONED YUKON SUV LOCATED 1800 S. BUSINESS CENTER DRIVE IN SAN BERNARDINO, SUSPECTS POSSIBLY TRANSFERRED INTO MERCEDES
***
So they didn't drive very far before switching cars (its just the other side of the river).

Looks like this is not the "JV team"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (5LOno)

527 Does anyone actually know anything yet?

No, but its not stopping people from pontificating and predicting.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (39g3+)

528 I like the "chocolate chips" desert camo

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Hey, I like chocolate chip desserts!

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (2oWD2)

529
Have the police officials ruled out terrorism yet? They will.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (goLPg)

530 If it wasn't for "celebrities" with Twitter accounts, I wouldn't know what to think about anything.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (YFFpo)

531 Here in Ca. it's almost impossible to even get a hunting rifle.>>>

Many years ago a freind moved to CA and had to store all his fun guns with family in MN. Way stricter laws there at the time. Don't know if any of it has changed since then.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 04:32 PM (XtAzU)

532 Hildabeast wants firearm violence to stop
#teachmuzziesnottokill

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (E8oTQ)

533
Where's Brian Ross to give us the skinny?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (uhkms)

534 Shep's flipping out now. Shockingly, he's making some really good points.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (hgBpU)

535 Ace cleaning up unconfirmed ME men?

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (sj3Ax)

536 Police helicopter now dominating the scanner stream. Hard to tell what's up on the ground.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (2cS/G)

537 489 obama, you asswipe, WHY DO YOU ALLOW PEOPLE ON NO-FLY LISTS TO STAY IN THE USA ANYWAY??
---
Due process, not to mention the list is such crap that 1/2 the people on it probably shouldn't be on it.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (MbrzC)

538 Sandy Berger dead at age 70

http://tinyurl.com/z9twfl9
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (vBeA5)

He's been dead all day and his condition has not improved
Posted by: Nevergiveup



So he's stable?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (FZxI4)

539 Some clown on ABC just told me how many gun shops were in the area....


Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (sqs5K)

540 Well, if they're monitoring the same channels I am, they're not getting much useful info.

Lots of cross-talk and a few key bits of info, but nothing that would help them escape.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (AkOaV)

If one of us had been thinking earlier, we could have just written down the name and cell number of the witness they broadcast over the air and called him ourselves.

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (rkBpl)

541 "The same reason they aren't barred from owning firearms: Due. F***ing. Process."

Unless they are US citizens it's due to Obama's don't enforce, actually break, the law process.

Posted by: excuse me at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (PGh+Q)

542 475 Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (TqXWc)

I've found that when I'm shooting quite a bit, and dialed in??? Lasers slow me down...

But, when I'm not shooting much? Even though a bit slower, I'm more on target... which is important for home defense...

Plus... I'd think the intimidation factor of a dialed in laser would be a plus in some situations...
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (qh617)

The point is to hit, for sure. And slow is fast, if one is connecting.

I have to think that red dot sights are vastly superior to lasers. You get the effect of a very visible aim point, no parallax, but they don't shine out and do tend to keep you holding the weapon more or less in the correct position.

But I'm not going to stick a red dot on my carry gun either.

I think I'd prefer a bright light to a laser if I was going to add something to carry.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2015 04:34 PM (TqXWc)

543 319
what are tactical shorts?
---
They have the scary black thing that goes down


Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (ZbV+0)


Down? *heavy sigh*

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 02, 2015 04:34 PM (3dOE/)

544 So, Tsarnev style "Americans" or Refugees?

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2015 04:34 PM (9221z)

545
So confirmed I guess, multiple people, then people better be on guard for a second site attack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 04:34 PM (ODxAs)

546
Shep was ragging on the lack of info since the shooting - can't believe that these guys have just vanished. Hundreds of cops and nada.
***
Policing works mostly because the average citizen has a sense of decency and most criminals are idiotic losers.

The "JV team" may be evil, but they are a lot smarter then your average drug gang...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2015 04:34 PM (5LOno)

547 CNN talking "militia".......

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 02, 2015 04:34 PM (K2hsm)

548 If one of us had been thinking earlier, we could have just written down the name and cell number of the witness they broadcast over the air and called him ourselves.
Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (rkBpl)

I believe the feed is recorded, but uh, that's kind of dicked up to call the guy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:34 PM (AkOaV)

549 The War on Christmas just heated up.....

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 02, 2015 04:34 PM (AgTww)

550
Do I really have to explain this?

The point is that obama is using *his* govt's No Fly list as a litmus test of who is dangerous and even those people can still buy a gun [because of the NRA's lobbying efforts].

To which I say: If obama thinks those people on his No Fly list are so dangerous, why does he allow them to walk around freely??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (goLPg)

551 Yeah relying on the press to recognize and identify anything is like having your 5 year old help you fix the alternator. Very eager but utterly clueless.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 03:52 PM (39g3+)



I am so stealing this!!!

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (Ltj2h)

552 Ace wrote it was originally broadcast by Riverside PD & put out my SBPD.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (sj3Ax)

553 In happier news, brilliant cartoonist (Mad magazine and others) Jack Davis turns 91 today and is still drawing.

http://tinyurl.com/pa8rbz2

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (39g3+)

554 ThinkProgress

An hour before the San Bernardino shooting, Trump was with radio host who says Sandy Hook was a hoax

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (fWAjv)

555 500 The "no fly list" is a bit sketchy to begin with: we think you're a problem but have no proof so... up yours you can't get on a plane.

Huh?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (39g3+)
---
Yup, oh and additionally (until this past year), you have absolutely zero recourse to a) find out if you're even on the list or b) Challenge it, and c) even with the 'new' process you can try....good fking luck.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (MbrzC)

556 CNN talking "militia".......

Of course they are...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (/dSsq)

557 Who's Jester?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (DUoqb)

558 I like the "chocolate chips" desert camo

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (39g3+)


I think that should be "chocolate chip dessert camo".

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (Zmat4)

559 CNN talking "militia".......

Jihad militias are militias.

The obvious thing to do next is to disarm all law-abiding non-Jihad militias.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (0NdlF)

560 554 ThinkProgress

An hour before the San Bernardino shooting, Trump was with radio host who says Sandy Hook was a hoax
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (fWAjv)

Yes, that's true. Trump was on Alex Jones. I have no idea why.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (AkOaV)

561 Of course,better some illusory " right wing militia" than muslim terrorists.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (8HTq1)

562 I think that should be "chocolate chip dessert camo".


Does it come with a Hate Shake?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (0NdlF)

563 ditching sock

Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (48QDY)

564 "Sandy Berger dead"
So is Jack Ruby.
Same cause.

Posted by: Government cancer program at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (PGh+Q)

565 Shep hasn't said anything about the middle east story/rumor. He'll want to make sure those kind of rumors don't get out, it might sound xenophobic.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (wtkzU)

566 They put my 65 year old Jewish mom on the no fly list. They must have thought she put too much cilantro in the shorbeh.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (RSa+D)

567 Of course,better some illusory " right wing militia" than muslim terrorists.

What would be the "militia" motive?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (/dSsq)

568
I have to think that red dot sights are vastly superior to lasers. You get the effect of a very visible aim point, no parallax, but they don't shine out and do tend to keep you holding the weapon more or less in the correct position.

Mmmm, nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (goLPg)

569 From not an expert but holiday inn express, etc; I
think the notion is that the laser dot is at best a confirmation and at
worst a distraction to forming a good site picture.



The one time I shot with a laser on a practical course I was
completely enamored, but I had never even heard of gun lasers 10 minutes
before shooting one (1993.) I hit everything but if someone told me
layer that I actually slowed down in the process of playing laser
pointer instead of aiming the gun I would tend to believe them.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2015 04:15 PM (TqXWc)


I have a laser/light on my main pistol and I find it useful - but I can also see why it could be a distraction as well. Fundamentally you can only aim with one focus point at a time - so either you trust and aim with the the sights or you trust and aim with the laser point. For me the sights are what I'm used to and what I have the most faith in. So the laser dot is really just a confirmation.

The laser is most helpful for long shots where small changes in aiming have a big effect on POI. But then really how often are you trying for a head shot at 40+ feet. Lasers might also have some benefit as an intimidation factor since if you're pointing a gun at someone with a laser, they assume from the movies that you're an expert with it.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (pAlYe)

570 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (sj3Ax)

571 478 Twitter : ABANDONED YUKON SUV LOCATED 1800 S. BUSINESS CENTER DRIVE IN SAN BERNARDINO, SUSPECTS POSSIBLY TRANSFERRED INTO MERCEDES


They're upgrading. SWAT should head for the Bugatti dealership.

Posted by: despair at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (VrdxH)

572 Wow, disappearing comments. Cool.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (/Ho8c)

573
Yes, that's true. Trump was on Alex Jones. I have no idea why.
***
The Left *LOVED* Alex Jones when he was going after Bush 43 for his "illegal war".

Obama gets elected and suddenly Jones is a deranged weirdo that no one should talk to...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (5LOno)

574 "Armed in tactical gear" means what?

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (3tjn4)

575 Who's Jester?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (DUoqb)




He's the instructor I got when I went below the hard deck.

Posted by: Maverick at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (8Y7+f)

576 Incident on waterman?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (Z/8dZ)

577 A scary thought: If the perps were illegals or refugees, Congress might actually impeach Obama. Think President Biden. Yikes!

Posted by: Dobby at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (b1uWI)

578 338


Tactical _____ fill in the blank stuff really cracks me up.



Months ago I asked here what is a 'tactical flashlight?'



Tactical underwear. Tactical food rations. Tactical belt. Tactical shoes. Tactical hats. Tactical toilet paper.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:17 PM (goLPg)


Don't forget your tactical dongles.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (3dOE/)

579 CNN talking "militia".......

they're dyslexic, and should say, "Mali, it I."

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (jT+gh)

580 How long did the Mumbai team roam around?


5 or 6 days right?

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (GwIKd)

581 Unless they are US citizens it's due to Obama's don't enforce, actually break, the law process.

Posted by: excuse me at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (PGh+Q)


Exactly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (zc3Db)

582 563 DoD moving in to examine the device.

Can you say biological/chemical agents?
Posted by: Wood Shampoo at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (XzRw1)

That would be EOD.

Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (48QDY)

583 can't believe that these guys have just vanished. Hundreds of cops and nada.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (hgBpU)
---

Are you kidding, any halfway competent team ought to be able to get away, at least for while, from something like this.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (MbrzC)

584
An hour before the San Bernardino shooting, Trump was with radio host who says Sandy Hook was a hoax


And that 9-11 was Buuuuuuush.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

585 351
Unless you had names (we don't know if the Farouk guy was a shooter" how
would you know if people who dark skinned Muslims or Latino gang
members?

They were wearing ski makes, no?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 04:18 PM (No/ki)

By the cries of "Allahu Akhbar" rather than "Chinga tu madre."

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (fMQoG)

586 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
***
Dwarves?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (5LOno)

587 Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (rkBpl)

I believe the feed is recorded, but uh, that's kind of dicked up to call the guy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:34 PM (AkOaV)

Well, it was a LITTLE tongue in cheek, but I'm bored and on vacation and about to get dragged to the mall by my daughter.

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (rkBpl)

588 I drink tactical beer

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (GwIKd)

589 ISIS is contained, y'all.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

590 576 Incident on waterman?
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (Z/8dZ)

Address of the original shooting.

Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (48QDY)

591 Sandy Berger dead at age 70

http://tinyurl.com/z9twfl9
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 02, 2015 04:29 PM (vBeA5)

He's been dead all day and his condition has not improved
Posted by: Nevergiveup



So he's stable?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:33 PM (FZxI4)


Was he found in Ft Marcy Park?

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (Ltj2h)

592 How long did the Mumbai team roam around?
***
How long was Dorner on the loose?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (5LOno)

593 The dumb fuck Fredo is already flogging gun control...what a fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (DUoqb)

594 "Think President Biden."

Hard to believe after all these years, it's turning out that Biden is the smart one of the two.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (iIzG7)

595 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?

No one really has a clue at this point. White males, long beards, ski masks, one shooter 2,3, middle Eastern...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (/dSsq)

596

You know who lives out there? Meatball, Meatball jr, and Mrs. Meatball. Hope they are "sheltering in place"

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (iQIUe)

597 What would be the "militia" motive?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:36 PM (/dSsq)




Government facility attacked = RWNJ Militia in the MSM Stylebook.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (8Y7+f)

598 And tactical cankles, and tactical cackles.
Hillary!

Posted by: m at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (d4uu4)

599 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...



Lumberjacks!
Um, witches!
Yeah, yeah, witches!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (FZxI4)

600 Obama gets elected and suddenly Jones is a deranged weirdo that no one should talk to...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (5LOno)

Well, he is kind of deranged.

And yes, definitely a weirdo.

But yes, the left has a love / hate relationship with him. They sometimes describe him as "right wing" sometimes as a "conspiracy theorist" and sometimes as a "nut".

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (AkOaV)

601 CONFIRMED INCIDENT AT WATERMAN MALL in California - Armed Suspect in Camo

*Pasadena

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (fWAjv)

602 What's that, Huma? Something happened in California? How near an In'n'Out was this, and could someone pick me up a #4?

Posted by: Hillary(!) at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (VAsIq)

603 "Address of the original shooting."

oh good.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (Z/8dZ)

604 There's more than one mass shooting per day.


In fairness, that's just in Chicago.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)

605
The point is that obama is using *his* govt's No Fly list as a litmus test of who is dangerous and even those people can still buy a gun [because of the NRA's lobbying efforts].

To which I say: If obama thinks those people on his No Fly list are so dangerous, why does he allow them to walk around freely??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (goLPg)

He wants the Precedent... ie a Government created list of people who loose a Constitutional Right, with no due process of Law... just for being on said list.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (qh617)

606 DoD moving in to examine the device.

Let's hope they're just being overcautious with a discarded backpack. Lets pray its not a dirty bomb or something horrific.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (39g3+)

607 557 Who's Jester?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

A guy who takes down jihadi websites, and seems to have some insight into their operations. He doesn't usually post without information.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (DV/Ik)

608 Hard to believe after all these years, it's turning out that Biden is the smart one of the two.
___
You know long ago I gave Barry some sage advice.

Don't eat the red crayons because you'll freak yourself out in the bathroom.

And really, I stand by that advice today.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (5LOno)

609 "Sandy Hook was a hoax"

Can't say definitively but Sandy Hook doesn't smell right. You could go look around the school except they tore it down. You could ask the local Police Chief except he died like that director did in Wag the Dog (Dustin Hoffman).

Posted by: nose at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (PGh+Q)

610 601 CONFIRMED INCIDENT AT WATERMAN MALL in California - Armed Suspect in Camo

*Pasadena
Posted by: RWC -


Confirmed? Hard to tell whats true or not...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (/dSsq)

611 County personnel holiday party was apparently attacked, per Shep.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (TJCSB)

612 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...


John has a long mustache

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (DUoqb)

613 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
***
Dwarves?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2015 04:38 PM (5LOno)


Reports of Amish dwarves in tactical gear on the loose in the San Bernardino area.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (0NdlF)

614 Faux News streaming in my nik

Posted by: Baldy at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (1SCTq)

615 Can't say definitively but Sandy Hook doesn't smell right. You could go look around the school except they tore it down. You could ask the local Police Chief except he died like that director did in Wag the Dog (Dustin Hoffman).
Posted by: nose at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (PGh+Q)

::blinks rapidly::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (AkOaV)

616 Who's Jester?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

A guy who takes down jihadi websites, and seems to have some insight into their operations. He doesn't usually post without information.
Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 04:40 PM (DV/Ik)

Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (DUoqb)

617 To which I say: If obama thinks those people on his No Fly list are so dangerous, why does he allow them to walk around freely??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (goLPg)
----
You're expecting anything coming out of his mouth to make sense or follow logic? Or anyone in the MSM to actually challenge him on what comes out of his mouth?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (MbrzC)

618 So do We know if it was 1 or 2-3 shooters?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (/dSsq)

619 577 A scary thought: If the perps were illegals or refugees, Congress might actually impeach Obama. Think President Biden. Yikes!
Posted by: Dobby at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (b1uWI)


They don't have the balls. They wouldn't want to offend his buddies in ISIS.

Posted by: Iblis at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (9221z)

620 weaselzippers just posted that Martin O'Malley tweeted that it's time to stand up to the NRA

Posted by: Mallflower at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (qSIlh)

621
Dept of Health Christmas Party.

I didn't think they were allowed. Must have been a 'holiday' party.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (ODxAs)

622 Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (evdj2)

623
Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...



Lumberjacks!
Um, witches!
Yeah, yeah, witches!
Posted by: rickb223
.................

Wizards?

Posted by: wth - burnt cookies at December 02, 2015 04:42 PM (HgMAr)

624 So there's a separate Waterman incident?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 04:42 PM (Z/8dZ)

625 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?

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*whistles innocently in a shrill manner*

Posted by: Hillary(!) at December 02, 2015 04:42 PM (VAsIq)

626 556 CNN talking "militia".......

Of course they are...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (/dSsq)
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Yeah cause ISIS isn't a militia or anything.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:42 PM (MbrzC)

627 570 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (sj3Ax)


1. Old Hasidic Jewish men
2. Old Russian Orthodox priests
3. All the guys from ZZ Top
4. All the guys on Duck Dynasty
5. Thorin Oakenshield

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 02, 2015 04:42 PM (Zmat4)

628 >> Hard to believe after all these years, it's turning out that
>> Biden is the smart one of the two.

No, not really.

Biden came up the old-fashioned schmoozing path. There's a certain amount of work and a certain amount of learning that goes into that, even if in the end it's more process than policy.

Obama was and is exactly what Biden said he his, no less, but not a bit more.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 04:42 PM (o+SC1)

629 Think President Biden. Yikes!
Posted by: Dobby at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (b1uWI)

How would he be any worse than Choom?

Posted by: Tronald Dump at December 02, 2015 04:42 PM (j/0FK)

630 The Hamburglar engorges himself no longer. He will be missed in the H Rod library stacks of beef curtains

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:42 PM (jT+gh)

631 Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:37 PM (MbrzC)

Agreed. Call Shep and let him know that - he said it, not me.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:42 PM (hgBpU)

632 The only question is what washed-up singer John Kerry is going to trot out this time.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

633 >>Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?

Uh, seems to be a thing with hipsters lately, in addition to the usual demographic.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (NOIQH)

634 can't believe that these guys have just vanished. Hundreds of cops and nada.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (hgBpU)


What's not to believe? Tons of cops and feral government quasi-military instituted de facto martial law by Boston, had the tsarnaevs cornered, fired thousands of shots ... and the tsarnaevs still got away on foot - well, one did, as he had run over his brother earlier. All this happened while we heard reports that they were driving around in their SUV tossing pressure cooker grenades out - as if anyone with a brain would even entertain such a nutty story. In the end, neither the cops nor the feral govenrment army guys got the joker, even after having locked down and in-house imprisoned all of the innocent civilians.

No ... cops and the feds pretty much suck at catching suspects on the run, if the suspects had done any little bit of planning, at all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (zc3Db)

635 We have confirmed there was 1 to 20 shooters and 1 to 100 killed and/or injured.

Posted by: CNN at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (HgMAr)

636 Waterman is in SanBerDoo.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (iQIUe)

637 She the fuck up Shep---spewing the same crap about no mass killings in other countries 3 weeks after Paris...FOX get this fuck oof the air

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (DUoqb)

638
re: the scare factor in red dots on a perp

Probably true. But if I'm at the point in the encounter when I have a bead on someone, I already decided to stop them.

But it makes me think of the TV/Movie sound effects of racking the slide or cocking the hammer while behind someone and it makes them freeze. Who doesn't already cock the gun immediately when they first put it in their hand??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (goLPg)

639 620 weaselzippers just posted that Martin O'Malley tweeted that it's time to stand up to the NRA


Yeah, well if it ends up being persons pf middle eastern descent I'd say the NRA doesn't have ant connection. Even if not they have no connection...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (/dSsq)

640
Prez Odumbass: "there are steps we can take to curb these events".

Yeah, like border and immigration control, a-hole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (ODxAs)

641 Nevergiveup,
I can't believe him. I completely agree with your last comment!

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (sj3Ax)

642 So do We know if it was 1 or 2-3 shooters?



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (FZxI4)

643 But then really how often are you trying for a head shot at 40+ feet.

Hopefully never

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (39g3+)

644

so, if true, that would make 8 attacks since scoamt took office?

http://bit.ly/1KcuwQw

all on the ground, inside our country

(not by an airplane attack flying in...)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (qCMvj)

645 KABC TV live streaming in nik

Posted by: Baldy at December 02, 2015 04:43 PM (1SCTq)

646 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...

An APB is out for ZZ Top

Posted by: LeBron Horowitz at December 02, 2015 04:44 PM (SnIuD)

647 So there's a separate Waterman incident?

Some reports on twitter, yes.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:44 PM (0NdlF)

648 573
Yes, that's true. Trump was on Alex Jones. I have no idea why.

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He'll take any press, thankfully he didn't say anything stupid, and Alex didn't bring up anything particularly nutty.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:44 PM (MbrzC)

649 Do I really have to explain this?

The point is that obama is using *his* govt's No Fly list as a litmus test of who is dangerous and even those people can still buy a gun [because of the NRA's lobbying efforts].

To which I say: If obama thinks those people on his No Fly list are so dangerous, why does he allow them to walk around freely??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:35 PM (goLPg)


Everyone of those "2,000 people" were approved by the FBI to buy a gun. Approved by the FBI to buy a gun.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2015 04:44 PM (Ltj2h)

650 They're upgrading. SWAT should head for the Bugatti dealership.
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Better get there fast because they'll never catch that car

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2015 04:44 PM (ZbV+0)

651 But it makes me think of the TV/Movie sound effects of racking the slide or cocking the hammer while behind someone and it makes them freeze. Who doesn't already cock the gun immediately when they first put it in their hand??

The thing is, a lot of the time, they already have so the sound after that intimidating noise should be a tinkle of a shell bouncing on the ground.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:44 PM (39g3+)

652 @609... they tore the school down? I didn't know that. Didn't know the chief died either. I always thought something was very strange about that whole thing. Not sure I am in the hoax category but it's very "off".

Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (l/N7H)

653 Really? obama says there are steps we can take to curb these events? Really.....

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (/dSsq)

654 What's this Pasadena report? Is that where the Waterman Mall is located? Or Amazon?

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (LISuA)

655 The JEF made a statement & i refuse to post it!

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (sj3Ax)

656 Not lumberjacks. Lumbersexuals.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (E5UB0)

657 CNN showed a clip of President Dumbass talking about the shooting. He was looking listless and bored.




He's gotten very grey. Good. When everything you touch turns to sh1t, you should have a few grey hairs...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (AC0lD)

658 I keep my tactical KAC in my hands whenever possible....


Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 02, 2015 04:28 PM (AgTww


*Nods approvingly.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (t06LC)

659 >>599 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...




Amish.

Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (6dAqB)

660 Roll 1d4 for the number of shooters.

Posted by: DM at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (+H/11)

661 But it makes me think of the TV/Movie sound effects of racking the slide or cocking the hammer while behind someone and it makes them freeze. Who doesn't already cock the gun immediately when they first put it in their hand??



You never rack a shotgun slide twice, unless you have pulled the trigger once.
Unless you enjoy live rounds rolling around on the floor.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (FZxI4)

662 >>can't believe that these guys have just vanished. Hundreds of cops and nada.


Eh, the DC snipers did it many times - they always picked a spot where there was a highway nearby or an intersection of several major roads so that they could just blend into the traffic.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (NOIQH)

663 So...

Was listening to a discussion on dealing with this sort of thing.

Apparently we overrate the lethality of guns. If you're more than 12 feet away - run.

Less than 12 feet, rush and fight. Most important thing - do something, don't freeze. Move, move, move.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (0NdlF)

664 I sort of hope it's jihad. O/w, the left has finally ignited its civil war.

bTW I used to live near there, and San Berdoo is a huge county and most of it is badlands where it's easy to hide out and train. Also had the dubious distinction of having the most murder victims dumped in their desert per year.

Posted by: PJ at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (cHuNI)

665 593 The dumb fuck Fredo is already flogging gun control...what a fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:39 PM (DUoqb)
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Hillary already beat him too it.... leading from behind again.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (MbrzC)

666 Shemp just revised Obama's statement about mass shootings happening (with more regularity, in the US) and declared he was absolutely correct.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (wtkzU)

667 Schemp steps on tongue and vagina simultaneously!

Posted by: hadoop at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (2X7pN)

668

they shot up the San Bernadino County Department of Health Christmas Party


therefore a government agency


this is an anti governemnt shooting

ergo, right wing anti government militia

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (zOTsN)

669 Golfing again? Effin Obama has his own security.

Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (48QDY)

670



Obama: And it needs to change (in reference to people on no-fly list being able to purchase firearm)

Posted by: Live Stream at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (7wyDO)

671
@ @ Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?

My people?

Best Camo? Tiger Stripe, of course!!



I once had a Camo Tacticool Bong... but for some reason I can't find it.


Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (AgTww)

672 ergo, right wing anti government militia

Well that's what CNN says so...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:47 PM (/dSsq)

673 618 So do We know if it was 1 or 2-3 shooters?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (/dSsq)
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Nope.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:47 PM (MbrzC)

674 "Tactical" is a fancy way to exclaim to the world, "I, cat talc!"

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:47 PM (jT+gh)

675 argh updates

So the next question going ahead: Is this a signal for future attacks to commence or is it all ad hoc for those terrorist cells?

Also, anybody know what "This Day in Islam" it is?

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (3ZtZW)

676 646 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...

An APB is out for ZZ Top
Posted by: LeBron Horowitz at December 02, 2015 04:44 PM (SnIuD)

Arlo Guthrie, reportedly, has an alibi.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV)

677 they shot up the San Bernadino County Department of Health Christmas Party

Clearly people opposed to Obamacare/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (No/ki)

678 673 618 So do We know if it was 1 or 2-3 shooters?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:41 PM (/dSsq)
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Nope

So it can still be a disgruntled employee?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (/dSsq)

679 BREAKING: "the President is currently standing outside the White House shaking his fist at passers by and mumbling about fish swimming down Collins Ave in South Beach"

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (LISuA)

680 428
Obama chimes in, lamenting that people on the no fly list can buy guns. Somehow, that's related, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:24 PM (39g3+)


So, he's implying that we should not deprive someone of their constitutional right to move freely about the country without 5th Amendment Due Process protections similar to the constitutional right to keep and bear arms?

How refreshing!

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (3dOE/)

681
We don't know anything, just that there was a shooting at this place.

That's about the full confirmed info.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (ODxAs)

682 " need to have a National conversation about taking back your inalienable rights."

Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (6dAqB)

683 Shoppers in the mall are tweeting mid east guy in camo with head band followed by cops.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (iQIUe)

684 Obama: And it needs to change (in reference to people on no-fly list being able to purchase firearm)
Posted by: Live Stream at December 02, 2015 04:46 PM (7wyDO)


and if they casually walked across the border with them?

Do things need to change then?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (qCMvj)

685 I think that there is one thing that we can know for certain this early into this event, and that is that there is almost certainly a administration presence on scene already to make certain that any attempt to tie this to terrorism is shut down and stifled for as long as possible.

Especially if it is almost certainly terrorism.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (BZAd3)

686 If only male cis-scum could only be forced to have their aggression dumplings removed, their brains would no longer be saturated with the poison that inspires such callousness and violence.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 02, 2015 04:49 PM (E5UB0)

687 637 - They forget about that albino that shot up sweden or was it finland I forget.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:49 PM (MbrzC)

688 why are they having a big Christmas party with 200 people


seriously

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:49 PM (zOTsN)

689 Lots of reports about "Syed Farook,"

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I mentioned earlier that there is a title given to people (maybe just guys) who are a direct descendant of Mohammad that is pronounced as one would think Syed might be pronounced. I don't know if that is the case with this guy but it may be that Big Mo's blood is running through his veins.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 04:49 PM (IWLe1)

690 I wonder if Obama knows who's suspected of doing the shootings based on his statements and demeanor?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2015 04:49 PM (TJCSB)

691 Barak has spoken but know one cares what the f he says because it's the same as always.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 04:49 PM (E8oTQ)

692 Remember: If the shooter is Muslim, don't politicize and it has nothing to do with violent Islamic rhetoric. If he's Christian, it's because of the GOP's violent rhetoric.

Posted by: David at December 02, 2015 04:49 PM (iRZGs)

693 Lots of reports about "Syed Farook,"

That came early on

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:49 PM (/dSsq)

694
You never rack a shotgun slide twice, unless you have pulled the trigger once.
Unless you enjoy live rounds rolling around on the floor.


Exactly. It's such a stupid device they over-use for the screen. What it is is a way of telling the other party 'I'm here.' It's a cheap way to announce yourself on TV/movies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:49 PM (goLPg)

695 664 I sort of hope it's jihad. O/w, the left has finally ignited its civil war.

bTW I used to live near there, and San Berdoo is a huge county and most of it is badlands where it's easy to hide out and train. Also had the dubious distinction of having the most murder victims dumped in their desert per year.
Posted by: PJ

I grew up near there, too. You take one of the little back tracks off Highland, even, and you're in the middle of nowhere. About the only thing you see are the cement plants.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (DV/Ik)

696 Press conference coming up

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (VDwn6)

697 CNN showed a clip of President Dumbass talking about the shooting. He was looking listless and bored.

Yet, passionate blathering on about 'climate change.'

You can see where his goals are.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

698 683 Shoppers in the mall are tweeting mid east guy in camo with head band followed by cops.
Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 04:48 PM (iQIUe)

"I am just trying to get new shorts before I go back to kettle ball! thats all!"

-Ahmed the workout freak shopper, terrified of the cops.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)

699 It was Norway .

Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (l/N7H)

700 We need Trigger Fish Control!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (6dAqB)

701 Contained.

Posted by: Dr. Hussein - Captain Climate, AA, BFD at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (HgMAr)

702 Why does Shep always dress like he's going clubbing after the broadcast?

He's an odd chap.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (3tjn4)

703 white male "in fatigues" on the railroad tracks.

They're just going after everyone right now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)

704 Time for a serious national conversation about common-sense Muslim control.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (iIzG7)

705 Shep is now editing the President's comments in Paris, trying hard to find a way to make them sound rational.

WTF is Roger Ailes doing, letting this scum editorialize for Progressives on his channel?

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (LISuA)

706 656 Not lumberjacks. Lumbersexuals.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (E5UB0)


Sounds like some splinter group.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 02, 2015 04:51 PM (Zmat4)

707 white male "in fatigues" on the railroad tracks.


Shit white male?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:51 PM (/dSsq)

708 664 I sort of hope it's jihad.
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Would be the best outcome.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:51 PM (MbrzC)

709 Mass shootings like this just don't happen in other countries.

Posted by: TFG, standing on the chalk outlines of Paris victims at December 02, 2015 04:51 PM (/oy1S)

710 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...

-
You think those two guys in ZZ Top might be muzzie?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 04:51 PM (IWLe1)

711 458
Damn Amish motivated by global warming


Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (lVU49)


Nope. Everyone here knows that for the Amish, the lawyers get it first.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 04:51 PM (3dOE/)

712
Jester seems to be on point. One of his links is to a flightradar24 website, and singling out this aircraft: n404kr which is flying loops over the area.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 02, 2015 04:51 PM (1hM1d)

713 "don't look like fatigues"

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (ZIvXv)

714
Sounds like some splinter group.



Rail Splitters!

Posted by: People's Lumberjack Party at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

715 >> they shot up the San Bernadino County Department of Health Christmas Party

A bunch of angry doctors?

(That's a joke, son...)

If they were shooting up the party and not the rest of the facility, then it would appear they were going after someone specific, and I can't see how shooting up a bunch of local bureaucrats is gonna trend on ISIS social media.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (o+SC1)

716 Obama doing the press conference or San Bernardino?

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (up+iZ)

717 14 dead
14 injured

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (DUoqb)

718 22 Apr 1954 is the DOB of someone- they spelled out a name, I missed it

Posted by: Baldy at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (1SCTq)

719
So these perp(s) are in the wind and obama is out there using their terrorism to advance his political agenda. No mention at all of efforts to, you know, apprehend them??

obama is a terrorist. He might not be directly connected to the shooters, but he's springboarding off their terrorism.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (goLPg)

720 14 dead

14 injured

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (zOTsN)

721 @ 658 *Nods approvingly
Jollyroger

Paid for my new LPR Mod 2 today. Drop shipping from Titusville.
Eta early next week.....

Got a fresh MAMS ready waitin....

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (AgTww)

722 Jester seems to be on point. One of his links is to a flightradar24 website, and singling out this aircraft: n404kr which is flying loops over the area.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 02, 2015 04:51 PM (1hM1d)

Look where its registered.

Probably a .gov plane.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (AkOaV)

723
crap 14 dead it is believed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (ODxAs)

724 The President is trying to get ahead of the actual news, hoping to set his narrative in peoples minds before the facts actually come out.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (LISuA)

725 14 dead? heaven help Us...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (/dSsq)

726 Obviously the po-po have changed channels.

Anyone have a new feed?

Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (48QDY)

727 Obama thinks we must do something ... how about closing borders and stop importing Muslims for no good reason. But no, disarming the public is the only viable option in Obama's head.

14 dead ... 14 wounded ... press conference on now.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (wtkzU)

728 515 These guys have had over two hours since the shooting - they could be anywhere.

Shep was ragging on the lack of info since the shooting - can't believe that these guys have just vanished. Hundreds of cops and nada.
Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (hgBpU)

They're good at traffic tickets, kicking in the door of the wrong house on a drug warrant based on used tea leaves, shooting pet dogs and having long tense armed standoffs with vacant houses (true story).

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 04:52 PM (kpqmD)

729 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...

Amish!

I knew it!
They dress all in black too!

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (Ltj2h)

730 they shot up the San Bernadino County Department of Health Christmas Party



They were profaning the 128th Holiest Site in Islam.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (evdj2)

731 699 It was Norway .

Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (l/N7H)
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Thanks.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (MbrzC)

732 Press conference on Fox. Shep's making fun of all the introductions.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (hgBpU)

733 You never rack a shotgun slide twice, unless you have pulled the trigger once. Unless you enjoy live rounds rolling around on the floor.

In my old Mossberg, for some reason a previous owner had inserted a dowel into the tube, reducing the number of shells it could hold. I never figured out why he did, but sometimes the spring would stick--giving a chance to masturbate that bear of a gun

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (jT+gh)

734 sounds like a disgruntled somebody

but three sounds like terrorism

bet its one

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (zOTsN)

735 Jester seems to be on point. One of his links is to a flightradar24
website, and singling out this aircraft: n404kr which is flying loops
over the area.


Hmm... a leased Cessna.

Posted by: People's Lumberjack Party at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

736 He's gotten very grey. Good. When everything you touch turns to sh1t, you should have a few grey hairs...


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 02, 2015 04:45 PM (AC0lD)

...and grey lungs, and grey colon, and grey pancreas.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (fMQoG)

737 So was it a white male or not? Did Shep say so ?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (/dSsq)

738 WTF is Roger Ailes doing, letting this scum editorialize for Progressives on his channel?

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 04:50 PM (LISuA)
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Same thing Roger does every day. Sitting back and laughing at you.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:54 PM (MbrzC)

739 I rack my shotgun five... maybe six times before she's topped off.

Posted by: Hoss Delgado at December 02, 2015 04:54 PM (KIB0D)

740 singling out this aircraft

they do that all the time now. even just for street protest. It's an open secret FBI op. Light fixed wing loaded with surveillance gear.

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 04:54 PM (up+iZ)

741 "hey shot up the San Bernadino County Department of Health Christmas Party
"

Yeah because our dear Jihadi was a government employee...

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 04:54 PM (Z/8dZ)

742 Yup, Dianna.

And why would white supremacists shoot up a hospital? No way. A jihadi would love to say F U to Obama as he bloviates in Paris about how manly he is, too.

Posted by: PJ at December 02, 2015 04:54 PM (cHuNI)

743 Riverside?

This is going to hurt crystal meth sales.

Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 04:54 PM (6dAqB)

744 The President is trying to get ahead of the actual news, hoping to set
his narrative in peoples minds before the facts actually come out.


It's what they do.

They don't need facts, just to be first, and repeat, repeat, repeat.

Posted by: People's Lumberjack Party at December 02, 2015 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

745 >> Jester seems to be on point. One of his links is to a
>> flightradar24 website, and singling out this aircraft: n404kr
>> which is flying loops over the area.

Cessna 182; Google hivemind seems to think it's a SoCal-local FBI spotter.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 04:54 PM (o+SC1)

746 derit -- probably to comply with hunting regulations that limit the number of rounds your magazine can accommodate.

Posted by: Pastafarian at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (LqrRo)

747 So the FBI is there to say it was not terrorism...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (/dSsq)

748 there was reference to a hispanic male on the scanner before

i think these are rough cuts at id, just to winnow the pool down somehow

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (ZIvXv)

749
People are eating people at the San Bernadino mall!

Posted by: Shep at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (ODxAs)

750 I rack my shotgun five... maybe six times before she's topped off.


Braggart!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (evdj2)

751 Blue men in body suits on a balance beam.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (9YDUz)

752 It's at least 14 dead now.
I left to clean up some junk.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (sj3Ax)

753 In my old Mossberg, for some reason a previous owner had inserted a dowel into the tube, reducing the number of shells it could hold. I never figured out why he did, but sometimes the spring would stick--giving a chance to masturbate that bear of a gun
Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (jT+gh)


Probably because of a hunting regulation limiting the number of shells that can loaded at any time.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (pAlYe)

754 In my old Mossberg, for some reason a previous owner had inserted a dowel into the tube, reducing the number of shells it could hold. I never figured out why he did...

Was the capacity reduced to three, perchance?

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (bZ7mE)

755 "If this really is two or three shooters, it certainly sounds like organized terrorism."

Or narco-terrorism. Don't discount it.

Posted by: theduchessofkitty at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (NtsQB)

756 Long beards? Who usually wears long beards?
Mm...

-
You think those two guys in ZZ Top might be muzzie?

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Ow, my balls! 646 beat me to it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (IWLe1)

757 709 Mass shootings like this just don't happen in other countries.
Posted by: TFG, standing on the chalk outlines of Paris victims at December 02, 2015 04:51 PM (/oy1S)


The Nigerian malls--i mean, balls on that guy!

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (jT+gh)

758 could be a disgruntled employee jihadi

workplace violence

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (zOTsN)

759 Not a cop in the field will rest until the killers are brought to justice. Now, let's grab some lunch.

Posted by: Frank Drebben at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (l3vZN)

760 Just walked in to the thread. In case it hasn't been mentioned, Shep is a dick.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (c/3OG)

761 Other than the dead and casualty numbers they are saying nothing to know nothing or both

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (DUoqb)

762 Multiple weapons in vehicle by bathroom at golfcourse. One at gunpoint

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (Z/8dZ)

763 JV team

Posted by: Ob+mao at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (6E7w+)

764 but three sounds like terrorism

bet its one

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 04:53 PM (zOTsN)


Ace update is that police confirmed multiple shooters and military style uniforms.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (0NdlF)

765 758 could be a disgruntled employee jihadi

workplace violence


Still haven't confirmed on the press conference that it's more than one...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (/dSsq)

766 previous owner had inserted a dowel into the tube

game law. shotgun magazine can only hold two rounds for migratory waterfowl. Get caught out in the field with it removed and it's a big fine, maybe loss of license to hunt. Don't know anymore.

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (up+iZ)

767 Shep is a dick.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (c/3OG

Apparently he likes dick also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (DUoqb)

768 Arlo Guthrie, reportedly, has an alibi.

Heh. He was just on PBS last week. I said to this girl on the phone, I said "it must be fundraising season".

Whenever they put boomer click-bait on it's a fundraiser.

So of course they broke in between every song to say how awesome PBS is.

Don't get me wrong, I love Arlo. I've seen him several times.

Also he doesn't have a beard so he's unlikely to be the shooter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (1xUj/)

769
the ABC News radio guy sounds, literally, ecstatic, while reporting about the shooting

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (goLPg)

770 747 So the FBI is there to say it was not terrorism...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (/dSsq)
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Yes those are their instructions.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (MbrzC)

771 Just walked in to the thread. In case it hasn't been mentioned, Shep is a dick.

You are what you eat.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (oVJmc)

772 shot up the San Bernadino County Department of Health Christmas Party

-
What do we want?

No vaccinations!

When do we want it?>

Now!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (IWLe1)

773 #733 In my old Mossberg, for some reason a previous owner had inserted a dowel into the tube, reducing the number of shells it could hold. I never figured out why he did, but sometimes the spring would stick--giving a chance to masturbate that bear of a gun


To comply with duck hunting rules? My dad had a shotgun that would hold 5 shells, but he said there were federal rules that prohibited hunting waterfowl with more than 3. So gun was fixed to hold only 3.

Posted by: the other coyote at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (yK44T)

774 Ah, hunting. Makes sense. I got it at a gun show, red in booth and claw

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (jT+gh)

775 they do that all the time now. even just for street protest. It's an open secret FBI op. Light fixed wing loaded with surveillance gear.
Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 04:54 PM (up+iZ)

FBI allegedly has a fleet of small aircraft that fly around spoofing cell towers and vacuum up our cell data.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (AkOaV)

776 There is a tweet floating around from a woman who claimed to have been in the facility. Her name is @JewyMarie. One of the reports said the attack was centered on a conference room that is used by various community groups, not necessarily from the facility itself. I have not seen anything saying who was in that conference room, but if the attack was contained there, then it seems to be directed at the group in there, rather than the facility itself. Any chance it was a Jewish group? I admit to stretching here, but "JewyMarie" and an APB supposedly looking for 'Middle Eastern' looking guys, and you start to wonder.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (IzORu)

777 Multiple weapons in vehicle by bathroom at golfcourse. One at gunpoint



Candlestick, in the parlor, .....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (FZxI4)

778 769
the ABC News radio guy sounds, literally, ecstatic, while reporting about the shooting

sure cause He's going with white male militia...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (/dSsq)

779 So the FBI is there to say it was not terrorism...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (/dSsq)
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Yes those are their instructions.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (MbrzC)

Actually that is NOT what he said..He said he did not know if it was terrorism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (DUoqb)

780 Someone at work asked what was going on with the shooting. I said, what I have seen reported. another guy says, and they attacked a PP. I just looked at him and said, no they didn't. It wasn't anywhere near one. Oh I thought I saw online it was at a PP again. I'm sure some lefty site is peddling that lie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (493sH)

781 762 Multiple weapons in vehicle by bathroom at golfcourse. One at gunpoint
Posted by: Lauren

Is that new info?

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (DV/Ik)

782 Probably because of a hunting regulation limiting the number of shells that can loaded at any time.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (pAlYe)

This

Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (48QDY)

783 military style uniforms.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (0NdlF)

what does that mean?

fatigues? In an urban environment? That seems dumb.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (AkOaV)

784 512
>>>>>> FBC reports men opening fire as in plural and sub abandoned

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 04:27 PM (E8oTQ)

-------

Holy Moly! They had a submarine??!!!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 02, 2015 04:30 PM (2x3L+)


In case you just joined us folks, we are now receiving reports that the suspects may have escaped in a submarine.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (3dOE/)

785 please arm yourselves and give your underage children something to protect themselves in case of these kind of incidences ....


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (0O7c5)

786 I got it at a gun show, red in booth and claw


Ha. Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (evdj2)

787 751 Blue men in body suits on a balance beam.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2015 04:55 PM (9YDUz)
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Fat guy in a tactical red suit, black belt and a red nose seen talking to reindeer on 3rd St. Swat responding.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 04:59 PM (MbrzC)

788 So is it more than one?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 04:59 PM (/dSsq)

789 "Is that new info?"

Just heard it on the scanner

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 04:59 PM (Z/8dZ)

790 I have not seen anything saying who was in that conference room, but if the attack was contained there, then it seems to be directed at the group in there, rather than the facility itself. Any chance it was a Jewish group?


Has Planned Parenthood ever rented that room? We need to investigate all the angles.

Posted by: Alan Colmes at December 02, 2015 04:59 PM (8ZskC)

791 Somebody move the camera so I can see more of the cute blonde

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 02, 2015 04:59 PM (VDwn6)

792 Exactly. It's such a stupid device they over-use for the screen. What it is is a way of telling the other party 'I'm here.'

Well, its more than that. Its "I'm here and have a big gun aimed at you." There aren't many sounds more intimidating than a shotgun being racked. So its powerful, effective, and dramatic.

But yeah, you're gonna want that done before you need to fire.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 04:59 PM (39g3+)

793 please arm yourselves and give your underage children something to protect themselves in case of these kind of incidences ....


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel

They can shelter in place in my basement.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 02, 2015 04:59 PM (/oy1S)

794 Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (DV/Ik)

On the scanner.

In SCal just ordinary. Someone was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Posted by: Golfman at December 02, 2015 04:59 PM (48QDY)

795 military style uniforms


This seems odd. I would think that a police uniform would be superior murder attire.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (evdj2)

796 Fox Business is live.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (sj3Ax)

797 726 Obviously the po-po have changed channels
----------------------------------------------------

Jester tweeted earlier that the police have switched to an encrypted channel, which makes sense if the bad guys are doing what everyone else is doing, and listening in.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (LISuA)

798 In my old Mossberg, for some reason a previous owner had inserted a dowel into the tube, reducing the number of shells it could hold. I never figured out why he did, but sometimes the spring would stick--giving a chance to masturbate that bear of a gun


To comply with duck hunting rules?




Yes. Plugged at three. For all migratory game birds.
Plug is removable.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (FZxI4)

799 Somebody move the camera so I can see more of the cute blonde
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 02, 2015 04:59 PM (VDwn6)

Shit good pick...I had not noticed. Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (DUoqb)

800 According to flightradar24, there's a Fox news chopper only 4-500 feet below the mystery plane, and they're constantly crossing paths.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (ppaKI)

801 Sandy Berger dead at age 70



http://tinyurl.com/z9twfl9



Will his ashes be placed into a pair of socks?

Posted by: Armando at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (FwRqg)

802 So in roughly 2 and 1/2 hours someone traveling on the 10 South from SanBer could make it to the MX border.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (9YDUz)

803 Harry

the conference room was rented out by the San Bernadino Dept of Heath for their Christmas party

it appears all the victims are from that event

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (zOTsN)

804 In case you just joined us folks, we are now receiving reports that the suspects may have escaped in a submarine.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (3dOE/)


When submarines can operate on San Bernardino city streets, it is clear that the need to address global warming is urgent.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 02, 2015 05:00 PM (8ZskC)

805 CNN showed a clip of President Dumbass talking about the shooting. He was looking listless and bored.



If he was listless and bored, its probably Islamic Terror.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 02, 2015 05:01 PM (aoyma)

806 >>>Alert: Riverside Police Broadcasts Unconfirmed Reports of Armed Men of "Middle Eastern Origin"


That's funny. Witnesses from Rotherham, England described them as "asian men".

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 05:01 PM (E5UB0)

807 Remember occupy mom who abandoned her husband and 4 kids to join the OWS? She sued NYPD went to trial and lost the case. This was this Sept. Dont know what else she is doing.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 05:01 PM (iQIUe)

808 Cops have no info on weapons used. Oh, c'mon, casings had to have been left behind. They know they used long guns. No educated guess?

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 05:01 PM (hgBpU)

809 So husband was listening to fox and press conference said more than one...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 05:01 PM (/dSsq)

810 Rafi and Dirty Randy making Combat Porn? Protect your holes!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 05:01 PM (2cS/G)

811 Apparently he likes dick also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 04:56 PM (DUoqb)

What gave it away? His affection for wearing mascara?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 02, 2015 05:01 PM (fMQoG)

812 I've been out most of the day. This is sick. Sick and twisted and evil. My heart goes out to the families. It's hard enough to have a family member who is disabled and requires around-the-clock care. Then this ? It makes me want to vomit.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 05:01 PM (dFi94)

813
Can one you girls here make me a tactical sammich, please?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 05:02 PM (goLPg)

814 the ABC News radio guy sounds, literally, ecstatic, while reporting about the shooting



Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 04:57 PM (goLPg)


If it bleeds, It Leads!

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2015 05:02 PM (Ltj2h)

815 Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 04:58 PM (493sH)

some shitlords (aka reporters) on twitter were quick to point out that the attack was *NEAR* a PP (it was a quarter mile away across a river) but the attack *APPEARED* to have not been related to the PP, but it was CLOSE

Posted by: the real ch3 at December 02, 2015 05:02 PM (IG5KL)

816 803 - Somebody tried to shut down the wrong taco vender!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:02 PM (MbrzC)

817 Do we know if anyone was beheaded?


That would be sorta good intel

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 05:02 PM (GwIKd)

818 OT because this act of terrorism is depressing me.

CRUZ: If elected President I will have Trump build the wall on the Southern Border.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2015 05:02 PM (Z/0sh)

819 This is just a video review that got out of hand.

Posted by: Siskle and Ebert at December 02, 2015 05:02 PM (XhzTz)

820 Just walked in to the thread. In case it hasn't been mentioned, Shep is a dick.

You're watching which means you're supporting him.

What can I say?

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 05:02 PM (rjtGa)

821
They still won't definitely say that is more that one shooter, but they indicate 3.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 05:03 PM (ODxAs)

822
Who likes dick? The bear??

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 05:03 PM (iQIUe)

823 802 So in roughly 2 and 1/2 hours someone traveling on the 10 South from SanBer could make it to the MX border.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Not a prayer. Even if you take the 215, you're going to be in traffic from hell, if it's not 3 a.m.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:03 PM (DV/Ik)

824 the attack *APPEARED* to have not been related to the PP, but it was CLOSE

I'll bet there were several churches closer.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

825 So we really don't know squat...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 05:03 PM (/dSsq)

826 In my old Mossberg, for some reason a previous owner had inserted a dowel into the tube, reducing the number of shells it could hold. I never figured out why he did


In some places, for instance MA, you have to have your shotgun permanently modified to hold no more than three shells if you use it duck hunting.

I'm guessing your seller was a duck hunter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (1xUj/)

827 grammie


it looks like they shot up a Dept of Health Christmas party and not the disabled clients of the facility

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (zOTsN)

828 Exactly. It's such a stupid device they over-use for the screen. What it is is a way of telling the other party 'I'm here.'

Well, its more than that. Its "I'm here and have a big gun aimed at you." There aren't many sounds more intimidating than a shotgun being racked. So its powerful, effective, and dramatic.

But yeah, you're gonna want that done before you need to fire.


In a really quiet room, you might be able to hear the safety click off on my M1 Super 90. A really quiet room about to explode in noise and light.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (fBkaR)

829 Seems to be at least one suspect at a golf course holding a hostage at gunpoint. Since it's a golf course, I'll assume Barry has now ordered in the 101st Airborne.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (ppaKI)

830 And, we have a perp in custody according to Jester.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (LISuA)

831 th3j35t3r 1m1 minute ago

#UPDATE ONE PERSON NOW HELD AT GUN POINT IN VEHICLE WITH MULTIPLE WEAPONS AT NEARBY GOLF COURSE

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (A9KzJ)

832
the conference room was rented out by the San Bernadino Dept of Heath for their Christmas party
.................................

They shut down one too many taco trucks.

Posted by: Nanuel Labor at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (HgMAr)

833 So we really don't know squat...

And neither do the people telling us what they know.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

834 I would hate to be a newspaper delivery girl in San Bernadino for the next 24 hrs.

Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (6dAqB)

835 "CRUZ: If elected President I will have Trump build the wall on the Southern Border."

Haha and it will be yuuuuge and fabulous. Just delightful.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (Z/8dZ)

836
This thread is cumbersome and no longer tactical.


Ace, please, for tactical purposes, please put up nood for us.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (goLPg)

837 udpate: Mall issue and abandoned suv were bs false alarms. Cops have no idea where the perps are\went.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:05 PM (MbrzC)

838
Dowel in chamber of Mossberg. Gonna be a hunting law.
Certain states hunting laws require you to reduce the ability of your shotgun to a certain number of loaded shells. Sometimes permanently. You do that by various means, dowels or slugs.

Posted by: simplemind at December 02, 2015 05:05 PM (JTwsP)

839


#UPDATE ONE PERSON NOW HELD AT GUN POINT IN VEHICLE WITH MULTIPLE WEAPONS AT NEARBY GOLF COURSE


SUBJECT IDENTIFIED AS SPACKLER, CARL.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

840 These are sick fucks. And they are Exhibit A on why MORE law abiding citizens should be armed.

Do you think someone who would shoot up a Christmas Party would follow a gun restriction law?

Posted by: Mike at December 02, 2015 05:05 PM (c056A)

841 My administration would have arrested that Duck Dynasty guy by this point.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (iMxBJ)

842 SUBJECT IDENTIFIED AS SPACKLER, CARL.


Careful! He has explosives.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (evdj2)

843 SUBJECT IDENTIFIED AS SPACKLER, CARL.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
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lmao.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (MbrzC)

844 737 So was it a white male or not? Did Shep say so ?


The cops are avoiding giving any descriptions, and are preventing people who were in the facility from talking to the media.

Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: despair at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (VrdxH)

845 it looks like they shot up a Dept of Health Christmas party and not the disabled clients of the facility

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (zOTsN)
=============================================

Oh, I did not know that. I'm a horrible person for feeling this way, but I am glad it is not the disabled. My brother was disabled from birth, and in a group home till his death at 29. I get very fierce about things like this.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (dFi94)

846 What was the Pasadena report? Is something happening there?

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (LISuA)

847 Obviously Obama will be checking the local temperatures, to confirm that globull warming is the cause....

Posted by: marine43 at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (Qovtd)

848 some shitlords (aka reporters) on twitter were quick
to point out that the attack was *NEAR* a PP (it was a quarter mile
away across a river) but the attack *APPEARED* to have not been related
to the PP, but it was CLOSE


Posted by: the real ch3

Maybe that's the problem. There's too many PP centers around.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (8ikIW)

849 It was all global warming, not terrorism. Global warming caused the California drought, and these otherwise fine young men were upset that they could not water their lawns freely.

Posted by: Vairish84 at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (hjp//)

850 I would hate to be a newspaper delivery girl in San Bernadino for the next 24 hrs.

Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (6dAqB)




Why? Do they have long beards?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (493sH)

851 Archivist grad schools should have a Berger mannequin in every classroom. This is how you learn how to pat down in the age of the legal shakedown artist

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (jT+gh)

852

moms, dads, grandmothers, grandfathers...

Dear Lord.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (qCMvj)

853 Scanner:



I want no media.



This is cover up BS.



Posted by: Wood Shampoo

"no media going through my crime scene"

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (2oWD2)

854 #UPDATE ONE PERSON NOW HELD AT GUN POINT IN VEHICLE WITH MULTIPLE WEAPONS AT NEARBY GOLF COURSE

SUBJECT IDENTIFIED AS SPACKLER, CARL.

Doesn't sound middle eastern...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (/dSsq)

855 "Suspect is hatless. Repeat, suspect is hatless."

Posted by: despair at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (VrdxH)

856 In Obama's America, everyone is a suspect.

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (up+iZ)

857 Remember the american media calls every rifle an AR-15

Posted by: Sho Nuff at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (24rcg)

858

We need a thread on What Would You Do Or Say To Get A Perp's Attention?

Would you rack your slide like in the movies?

Cock the hammer?

Or say "Hands to the sky, varmint!" like I would?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (goLPg)

859 This is cover up BS.

Posted by: Wood Shampoo at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (XzRw1)
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Of course. But what do you expect, they don't want the public to know they kind of have no idea what they're doing right now.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (MbrzC)

860
Do we know if anyone was beheaded?
............................

Golf course? Beheaded?
I beheaded to de golf course.

Posted by: Dr Hussein - Captain Climate, AA, BFD at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (HgMAr)

861 Why? Do they have long beards?


They look like they have a dwarve under each arm.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (evdj2)

862
You're watching which means you're supporting him.


Yeah. Fox news in general.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (39g3+)

863 K T McFarland is on FBN. I love her, she's great.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (sj3Ax)

864 900


!!!!!!!

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (GxXwC)

865 Urinating cherub in a fountain on Fountain.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (9YDUz)

866 Certain states hunting laws require you to reduce the ability of your
shotgun to a certain number of loaded shells. Sometimes permanently. You
do that by various means, dowels or slugs.>>>

In my state it does not have to be permanent but you best have it in there if they stop to check. Unless you really don't like your gun, truck, boat...

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (XtAzU)

867 "It's just not good," Lacroix said of the situation.

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Well, jeez. Don't get all hysterical about it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (IWLe1)

868 And the mystery airplane is still twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (ppaKI)

869 This must have been asked already, and I apologize for the repetition, but has the employee who was acting nervous and
left early, with an Arab sounding name, has he been contacted by anyone? Is there any info on him?

Posted by: Norman at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (CYS6Q)

870 850 I would hate to be a newspaper delivery girl in San Bernadino for the next 24 hrs.

Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 05:04 PM (6dAqB)




Why? Do they have long beards?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (493sH)

Doesn't matter. See Chris Dorner manhunt.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 05:09 PM (kpqmD)

871 Well they didn't automatically rule out terrorism...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 05:09 PM (/dSsq)

872 grammie me too, having a son with a disability we know quite a few people with disabilities. I thought I was gonna puke when I first heard it



CNN still saying its a militia and not over seas terrorism

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 05:09 PM (zOTsN)

873 Can someone please clue me in if the "Spackler, Carl" thing is a joke? It sounds like one - but I'm not placing it.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:09 PM (DV/Ik)

874 846 What was the Pasadena report? Is something happening there?

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 05:06 PM (LISuA)
---
Mall - false alarm.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:09 PM (MbrzC)

875
Doesn't sound middle eastern...
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (/dSsq)

==========
It's a joke, Donna. It's the name of the guy from CaddyShack.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 05:09 PM (iQIUe)

876 In my state it does not have to be permanent but you best have it in there if they stop to check. Unless you really don't like your gun, truck, boat...
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 05:08 PM (XtAzU)

Or all of the above.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 02, 2015 05:10 PM (eGr8Z)

877 It's a joke, Donna. It's the name of the guy from CaddyShack.

Should have known...

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 05:10 PM (/dSsq)

878
Ted Cruz will call them Democrats and heads will explode. Unless they get beheaded before exploding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 05:10 PM (uhkms)

879 Oregon Muse,
Who is #5? I honestly don't know.

Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2015 05:10 PM (sj3Ax)

880 873 Can someone please clue me in if the "Spackler, Carl" thing is a joke? It sounds like one - but I'm not placing it.
Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:09 PM (DV/Ik)

caddyshack

Posted by: the real ch3 at December 02, 2015 05:10 PM (IG5KL)

881 were they armed with "modern sporting rifles"?
are they believed to be religious nuts? ISIS is really big on Jesus

Posted by: bubba at December 02, 2015 05:10 PM (Eu2xj)

882 856 In Obama's America, everyone is a suspect.

In obamaland, Americans are suspects
...taxpayers are suspects
...small businessmen and independent contractors are suspects
...people that read the Constitution are suspects

criminals and terrorists? not so much

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 02, 2015 05:10 PM (A9KzJ)

883 Carl Spakler was the demented groundskeeper from Caddy Shack what blew up the golf course at the end

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 05:10 PM (zOTsN)

884 I, for one, will be happy when we can get adapted to this new normal and put away fear, hysteria, and panic.

Posted by: Festering Ted at December 02, 2015 05:11 PM (up+iZ)

885
Can someone please clue me in if the "Spackler, Carl" thing is a joke? It sounds like one - but I'm not placing it.

Heh. Oh my.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 05:11 PM (goLPg)

886 873 Can someone please clue me in if the "Spackler, Carl" thing is a joke? It sounds like one - but I'm not placing it.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:09 PM (DV/Ik)
----

Go watch Caddyshack!! NOW!!
or you know...just use google

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:11 PM (MbrzC)

887 UBJECT IDENTIFIED AS SPACKLER, CARL.

Doesn't sound middle eastern...
Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 05:07 PM (/dSsq)

uh, from caddyshack?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 05:11 PM (AkOaV)

888 "CNN still saying its a militia and not over seas terrorism"

Very much doubt that. If you're an anti government nutcase are you going to hit the...health dpt?

No.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 05:11 PM (Z/8dZ)

889 Tweet from Jester:

GUNMEN CAME PREPARED AS IF THEY WERE ON A MISSION. WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE SUSPECTS ARE AT THIS TIME.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 05:11 PM (ppaKI)

890 the ABC News radio guy sounds, literally, ecstatic, while reporting about the shooting

sure cause He's going with white male militia...


Posted by: donna

12 people? Who gives a fuck? This is my big break.

Posted by: Fuckstick MSM at December 02, 2015 05:11 PM (hy5nE)

891 877 It's a joke, Donna. It's the name of the guy from CaddyShack.

Should have known...
Posted by: donna

*Sigh*

Yep, flunked Pop Culture 101. Again.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:12 PM (DV/Ik)

892 Never heard of this Jester before, but from the looks of his Twitter feed, I'll be following him regularly from now on.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 05:12 PM (HMt16)

893 In some places, for instance MA, you have to have your shotgun permanently modified to hold no more than three shells if you use it duck hunting.

It was in Mass., and didn't seem all that permanent when i yanked the crap out to try slugs with a pistol grip. Ouch and bye bye safety button!

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 05:12 PM (jT+gh)

894 Presser:
Local cops... We basically don't know jack sh1t.
FBI ... um were here to extract bodies... and don't know jack sh1t either.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:12 PM (MbrzC)

895 Sounds like these tools had a plan and it worked.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 05:12 PM (ppaKI)

896 In case you just joined us folks, we are now receiving reports that the suspects may have escaped in a submarine.


This just in, THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUBMARINE!!1!

Posted by: Shepherd Smith at December 02, 2015 05:13 PM (FwRqg)

897 BREAKING NEWS: Shepard Smith is a buffoon.

Posted by: elprez at December 02, 2015 05:13 PM (+fXys)

898 RE: 675, what day in Islam is this? Arba'een, which the ever reliable Wikipedia says is "is a Shia Muslim religious observance that occurs forty days after the Day of Ashura. It commemorates the martyrdom of Husayn ibn Ali, the grandson of Muhammad."

Posted by: Once and Future Lurker at December 02, 2015 05:13 PM (ALAWO)

899 Hurts the wrist to fire slugs with a pistol grip. I tried that once and my whole forearm went numb. Blew the hell out of the stump I shot though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 05:13 PM (39g3+)

900 Going forward, the left will identify the location of any shooting by it's distance from the nearest PP clinic.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 05:13 PM (/tuJf)

901 Yep, flunked Pop Culture 101. Again.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:12 PM (DV/Ik)

---
Don't worry, it's only 2 demerits and one day of double secret probation.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:13 PM (MbrzC)

902 Yeah. Been listening to the ABC feed. I'm thinking that idiot is insanely jealous of the bear.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2015 05:13 PM (26aeI)

903

they ran to the border, the airport, or a sanctuary city...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (qCMvj)

904 Go watch Caddyshack!! NOW!!
or you know...just use google
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt

And risk missing an important update?!

Yes, I guess I'd best go google.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (DV/Ik)

905 Maybe these cops are just pretending to be incompetent?

I mean, the Sgt. Schultz answers are pretty mockable. Heck, they didn't even try and sound smart by saying they weren't giving out certain information at this time.

Nope. We know nothing!!

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (hgBpU)

906 As soon as the Flappy-Eared Piece of Shit talks about gun control, this sort of thing, without fail seems to happen.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (hy5nE)

907 Jester:
seconds ago
#UPDATE KIRTLAND AFB LOCATED IN SOUTHEAST QUADRANT OF THE ALBUQUERQUE,JUST LOCKED DOWN DUE. UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF ACTIVE SHOOTER ON BASE

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (HMt16)

908 Damn, Shep Smith is a douchebag. He is the absolute worst person to have in a breaking news situation. The shooters could be anywhere. They could be under your couch RIGHT NOW!

Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (GgxVX)

909 Hillary Clinton has a beard.

Just sayin.'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (8ZskC)

910 Nude Corruption.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 05:15 PM (evdj2)

911 nood. also, shep is an absolute idiot.

Yes, shep, they had to plan their drive in. Must be geniuses.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 05:15 PM (AkOaV)

912 Kirtland? WTF

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 05:15 PM (zOTsN)

913 No need to worry. Special Agent Johnson and his partner Special Agent Johnson are working the case.

Posted by: Sho Nuff at December 02, 2015 05:15 PM (24rcg)

914 Yes, I guess I'd best go google.


AoS Rule #1.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 05:15 PM (evdj2)

915 909 Hillary Clinton has a beard.

Just sayin.'
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (8ZskC)


Humid Huma.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2015 05:16 PM (uhkms)

916
Yep, flunked Pop Culture 101. Again.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:12 PM (DV/Ik)

---
Don't worry, it's only 2 demerits and one day of double secret probation.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:13 PM (MbrzC)







Could be worse. Could have been 20 minutes in The Barrel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 05:16 PM (gwpf+)

917 Well, if they're competent jihadis, they're in MX by now.

If they're incompetent, they'll probably be caught on the side of the 10 out of gas.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2015 05:16 PM (9YDUz)

918 835 "CRUZ: If elected President I will have Trump build the wall on the Southern Border."


Think of all the rent-able penthouse space at the top.

Posted by: despair at December 02, 2015 05:16 PM (VrdxH)

919
So once again we had a shooting and the Left and obama reacted exactly as we had expected as if they were on a script.


But since we've done all this before ad nauseum, why do we continue to play our parts in this post-shooting farce?

Things will Change, you know, when we break the cycle. Next shooting, let's not play our parts -- let's instead get out in front of the situation and turn the tables on the Left and obama.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 05:16 PM (goLPg)

920 Just stop watching Fox News in general

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 05:16 PM (39g3+)

921 912 - note the unconfirmed...wait till it's confirmed. Someone's truck probably back fired.


913 - "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:17 PM (MbrzC)

922 brings sooth a turkey sammich with tomato, mayo, provolone cheese little dash of salt and pepper

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 05:17 PM (jOumW)

923 Damn, now I want another Mossberg.

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2015 05:17 PM (jT+gh)

924 The chief of police just said there is only one crime scene. I would assume the rest of this stuff on twitter is bs.

Posted by: PJ at December 02, 2015 05:18 PM (cHuNI)

925 This just in, THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUBMARINE!!1!


Posted by: Shepherd Smith

We all live in the yellow submarine!

Posted by: Ringo, Paul, Zombie George, and Zombie John at December 02, 2015 05:18 PM (hy5nE)

926
brings sooth a turkey sammich with tomato, mayo, provolone cheese little dash of salt and pepper>>>

Did you feed it to him Tactically?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 05:18 PM (XtAzU)

927 I would assume the rest of this stuff on twitter is bs.
----
As most of the stuff on twitter tends to be.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 02, 2015 05:18 PM (MbrzC)

928 #UPDATE ONE PERSON NOW HELD AT GUN POINT IN VEHICLE WITH MULTIPLE WEAPONS AT NEARBY GOLF COURSE

SUBJECT IDENTIFIED AS SPACKLER, CARL.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 05:05 PM (oVJmc)


LOL'd. Thanks, Pappy.

Posted by: Joanne at December 02, 2015 05:19 PM (hgBpU)

929 Hillary Clinton has a beard.

-
And he's a dick.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 05:19 PM (IWLe1)

930 #UPDATE KIRTLAND AFB LOCATED IN SOUTHEAST QUADRANT
OF THE ALBUQUERQUE,JUST LOCKED DOWN DUE. UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF ACTIVE
SHOOTER ON BASE





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (HMt16)
===================================================

Lord have mercy. Send your avenging angels. Disarm the perpetrators. Confuse them, blind them, disorient them until law enforcement can get them on the ground. One way or another.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 02, 2015 05:19 PM (dFi94)

931 So Shep says this is scripted? Maybe that tinfoil suit he's wearing isn't working.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2015 05:19 PM (3tjn4)

932 Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 05:16 PM (goLPg)

How would you suggest that we do that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 05:20 PM (No/ki)

933 Shep is bending over backwards to avoid the word "terrorism". The on-scene reporter said it though. Shep the ass.

Posted by: Lester at December 02, 2015 05:21 PM (2UPXV)

934 You would think terrorists would target something more spectacular like a mall or sporting event or just something in Los Angeles / San Fran. It doesn't fit the MO right now.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 05:21 PM (jl269)

935 If they aren't found or ID'ed in the next 24 hours, then they're out of the country or at least well on there way out. If that turns out to be true, then......muzzies.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2015 05:21 PM (Fmupd)

936
looks like jester pulled the "suspect cornered" update

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 02, 2015 05:21 PM (A9KzJ)

937 "After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it." --William Burroughs.
At this juncture I agree with Ace: one shooter is prolly an employee, more than one is prolly terrorism.
Since the shooter(s) didn't die in the attack, I would guess the perp(s) is/are homegrown, even if Muslim.
Of course, the reported IED adds a layer of complexity to the attack. Perhaps more is coming, God forbid, or the attack on the Center was a smokescreen.
Speculation, of course.

Posted by: Steve White at December 02, 2015 05:21 PM (wIMwf)

938 Lockdown at Kirtland lifted according to their twitter page.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 05:22 PM (Kqit+)

939
thanks, willow,

and, right on cue, your thread presence means we have a nood

thanks again!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2015 05:22 PM (goLPg)

940 You would think terrorists would target something more spectacular like a mall or sporting event or just something in Los Angeles / San Fran. It doesn't fit the MO right now.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 05:21 PM (jl269)


I'm not saying it is terror until confirmed, but why? What is more terrifying? Hitting a sporting event or mall, or just an average workplace where it can happen anywhere.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 02, 2015 05:22 PM (t06LC)

941 Brian Ross is trying tracking down Tea Party members named Farooq Saeed.

Posted by: elprez at December 02, 2015 05:23 PM (+fXys)

942 Now the only thing happening on the scanner is some cop looking for his lost car so someone can bring him an umbrella.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 05:23 PM (Kqit+)

943
So in roughly 2 and 1/2 hours someone traveling on the 10 South from SanBer could make it to the MX border.

Yeah, except for the inconvenient fact that 10 runs E-W. They might make the Pacific in 6-7 hours in rush hour traffic.

Posted by: Disgruntled at December 02, 2015 05:24 PM (aeZBT)

944 934 You would think terrorists would target something more spectacular like a mall or sporting event or just something in Los Angeles / San Fran. It doesn't fit the MO right now.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 05:21 PM (jl269)


------------------


Sudden jihad syndrome always happens in mundane, everyday environments.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2015 05:25 PM (Fmupd)

945 Why shoot up a county Health Department Party? Intelligence and access via the employee, and the location is easy to get out of, plus it will draw every cop in the entire area, while you're going somewhere else.

Also, practice, practice, practice. If you're not experienced in killing people, you might just want to practice on a low-value target before trying for the big time.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:25 PM (DV/Ik)

946 Will it take an American Beslan?

Posted by: setnaffa at December 02, 2015 05:26 PM (BtRXi)

947 Move to Nood.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)

948 Every time they say "guns" to you, reply "Middle Eastern Men". Keep doing it until they shut up or move on.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2015 05:26 PM (S2VsH)

949 897 BREAKING NEWS: Shepard Smith is a buffoon.
Posted by: elprez at December 02, 2015 05:13 PM (+fXys)

Yes. Yes he is.

To quote the great Maureen O'Hara in "McClintock!":Much as I hate to agree with GW about anything, you haven't changed a bit.
You're still a hysterical fool."

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 02, 2015 05:27 PM (eGr8Z)

950 Also, practice, practice, practice. If you're not
experienced in killing people, you might just want to practice on a
low-value target before trying for the big time.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2015 05:25 PM

It also emboldens the others who may have more difficult targets. It raises morale for all of them. And they get a thrill from everyone freaking out. Assholes.

Posted by: Lester at December 02, 2015 05:34 PM (2UPXV)

951 About two hours ago, driving to town, heard about the shooting on the radio, local Fox station. Infuriating bubbleheads.

Woman tells some details about this happening at "the building," the SUV, number shot or killed, various vague info.

She switches "live" to some other woman in California who, with many um's and stutters, says the same thing only less.

Local guy interrupts her report to at least identify the city, but hardly a full recap. Back to stutter girl.

I'm fuming and cussing at these jackasses. "RECAP!"

Any word from the Governor yet, asks first girl? Stutter girl says blah blah blah.

Has the President been informed? We have spokesperson from the White House. At this point I turn the radio off briefly to prevent me smashing it (harder than it already has been beat up whenever the SCOAMF comes on).

When I turn it back on, they switch to Shep Smith (izzat his name?). He's saying, "as we have seen..." only of course I didn't see anything because its radio. And he adds nothing but rehash of what I've already heard and I still don't know what "the building" is.

Turned it off, confident I can get more info in two minutes on AoSHQ posts and comments than I would get listening to those twits for another hour. And I did.

Posted by: mindful webworker - furiously at December 02, 2015 05:34 PM (ACs58)

952 Sudden jihad syndrome always happens in mundane, everyday environments.
Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2015 05:25 PM (Fmupd)

- - - -
This is far more true than you know and why the muzzie "immigrants" pose such a threat.
Your local mosque is a nice place. The imam a reasonable guy and in come half a dozen thugs. They see an opportunity to take over. A few threats and before you know they are storing weapons.
Think The Godfather and NY 1920's.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2015 05:34 PM (26aeI)

953 What, they wore Middle Eastern ski masks?

Posted by: TB at December 02, 2015 05:41 PM (UXEYz)

954 RE: Kirtland AFB

Lockdown lifted.

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3980242.shtml#.Vl91y4Rsl7Y

Posted by: SMFH at December 02, 2015 05:46 PM (zyIlW)

955 Will no one rid me of this troublesome Shep???

Good Grief, she has left hysterics far behind and entered into self parody.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at December 02, 2015 05:47 PM (J0jXd)

956 ISIS is here.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 05:47 PM (mR7Es)

957 Shep is a crack reporter,
As in if you smoke crack while he's on he's not to bad

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2015 05:50 PM (E8oTQ)

958 ABC is twisting and turning, doing everything to paint this as something other than terrorism. Stupid George Stephanopolous even suggested that they were trying to stir up a race war. Anything but Middle Eastern terrorism. Such wishcasting.

Posted by: Patti at December 02, 2015 06:03 PM (LPFcl)

959 AQ has the pattern of doing something to draw police, fire, and medics, then detonating a bomb.

Just sayin'...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 02, 2015 06:10 PM (1Kecv)

960 Well, at least there wasn't anyone at the facility that was armed, because that would have really been a mess. We might have had three (?) more dead.

Posted by: MSM at December 02, 2015 06:37 PM (9mTYi)

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