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Posted by: Palmetto Primary at December 01, 2015 08:18 AM (hYMRg) Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2015 08:18 AM (uZNvH) 3
Meaningless first
Posted by: tmitsss at December 01, 2015 08:19 AM (Pa9vP) 4
Or third
Posted by: tmitsss at December 01, 2015 08:19 AM (Pa9vP) 5
DAY 1,120 343 to go (416 to Inauguration Day ) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2015 08:19 AM (uRmWf) 6
Foreigners!
Posted by: Steve White at December 01, 2015 08:20 AM (LxMo3) 7
I'll get the others.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 08:20 AM (+ZSW1) 8
News links at #476 on the ONT.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 01, 2015 08:20 AM (t2KH5) Posted by: Palmetto Primary at December 01, 2015 08:20 AM (hYMRg) 10
Corgis called.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 08:20 AM (+ZSW1) 11
Did anyone notice the over 2,000 pages the executive branch pushed out just before Thanksgiving? You didn't, but soon you will. Tyranny. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2015 08:21 AM (uRmWf) 12
Eleven bee-yoo-tee-full comments ah ah ah
Posted by: The Count at December 01, 2015 08:22 AM (r9tFS) 13
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2015 08:22 AM (ZQfW9) 14
This work thing is for the birds. We need to figure out a way to skip that and go directly to paycheck. Later, gang. Keep on keeping it IS-real. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2015 08:22 AM (uRmWf) Posted by: free range jihadist at December 01, 2015 08:23 AM (7v/r5) 16
good morning. Topeka, Kansas ? yikes.
Posted by: grease monkey at December 01, 2015 08:23 AM (4IoE1) 17
Is it just me or does Giada De Laurentis look like Grandpa Munster when she smiles? Almost a separated at birth defect.
Posted by: kennyraisin at December 01, 2015 08:24 AM (rmvCQ) 18
Fredo lying his skinny ass off and doing the "I" "I" "I" thing..He is the savior, Bless his souls!
Fuck him Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:24 AM (gf8BH) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 01, 2015 08:24 AM (fWAjv) 20
17 Is it just me or does Giada De Laurentis look like Grandpa Munster when she smiles? Almost a separated at birth defect.
Posted by: kennyraisin at December 01, 2015 08:24 AM (rmvCQ) Jeez, if Al Lewis had a rack like that I'd hit it! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2015 08:24 AM (uRmWf) 21
Blame? Hell no, we don't want to create a victim mentality. This is your safe space Andy, and you should think if us as your internet friends. Now pass the damn coffee and be quick about it you lazy sod.
Oops. Posted by: MTF at December 01, 2015 08:25 AM (TxJGV) 22
You can't make this stuff up. Notice Sir Shankalot left out Dr. Douglas' first name during his proclamation.
http://bit.ly/1QaZl9b He's just sticking his thumb in our eye now. Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 01, 2015 08:25 AM (cdKSG) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 01, 2015 08:25 AM (YwM57) 24
Yay morning thread!
Book review of Star of Morning by 'ette J. Gunnar Grey on my blog. It's a Christmas themed action urban fantasy novel, second in the Nato Rapid Response Team series. top of the page on bookhorde.org Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 08:26 AM (cbfNE) 25
23 "You didn't, but soon you will. Tyranny. "
Crikey. What now? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 01, 2015 08:25 AM (YwM57) Everything from dog food to battery chargers to mandatory paid maternity leave and much much more! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2015 08:26 AM (uRmWf) 26
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Did anyone notice the over 2,000 pages the executive branch pushed out just before Thanksgiving? You didn't, but soon you will. Tyranny. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2015 08:21 AM (uRmWf) Everybody should have since I posted a link to it. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 01, 2015 08:26 AM (t2KH5) 27
17 Is it just me or does Giada De Laurentis look like Grandpa Munster when she smiles? Almost a separated at birth defect.
Posted by: kennyraisin at December 01, 2015 08:24 AM (rmvCQ) --------------------------------------------------------- She has a face? Posted by: MTF at December 01, 2015 08:26 AM (TxJGV) 28
Is it just me or does Giada De Laurentis look like Grandpa Munster when she smiles?
Posted by: kennyraisin at December 01, 2015 08:24 AM (rmvCQ) Who looks at her smile? *displays yellow man card penalty* Posted by: free range jihadist at December 01, 2015 08:26 AM (7v/r5) 29
Essentially Fredo just said his going to go around Congress...And soon Lucy with her head up her ass will tell us how the Republican Establishment will actually fight that....Yada Yada Yada
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:27 AM (gf8BH) 30
Good morning, all.
From my dad's WWII diary for this day in 1943: Dec 1, 1943 The EZ Dog Journal Clearer today. Very light showers about noon. Big shoot on Cassino came off for two or three missions and then was called off by British. Really a good show while it lasted. Another artillery bombardment in support of Allied troops attempts to dislodge the Germans from Monte Cassino, the main obstacle to advancing up the Italian boot, and eventually the impetus for launching the Anzio invasion. Wait until tomorrow's entry...(teaser). Book link in nick. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 01, 2015 08:27 AM (NeFrd) 31
The USA is the largest Country? This putz ever look at a map
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:27 AM (gf8BH) 32
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Is it just me or does Giada De Laurentis look like Grandpa Munster when she smiles? Almost a separated at birth defect. Posted by: kennyraisin at December 01, 2015 08:24 AM (rmvCQ) Trust me, it's just you. She is totally hawt. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 01, 2015 08:28 AM (t2KH5) 33
Blame overnight international travel and the challenge of connecting to foreign Internets. Nah, just blame Sefton and be done with it. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2015 08:28 AM (o98Jz) 34
He actually is still pushing that Iran agreement as a great success?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:28 AM (gf8BH) Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 01, 2015 08:28 AM (WVsWD) 36
This asshole just rambles on and on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:29 AM (gf8BH) 37
Thanks, Andy for the work you do. No need to apologize.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:29 AM (No/ki) 38
Last night, I dreamed I was at Sean Hannity's house hanging out with Marco Rubio. I asked him why the hell he signed up with Chuck Schumer on Amnesty, and he said Schumer was very persuasive, but since he's gotten to know him better, now he thinks he's an a-hole.
Posted by: V the K at December 01, 2015 08:30 AM (O7MnT) 39
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He actually is still pushing that Iran agreement as a great success? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:28 AM (gf8BH) I guess he missed the report that he had been outed as there being no agreement there at all. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 01, 2015 08:30 AM (t2KH5) 40
I can't believe that this lying asshiole cock sucking commie bastard just said mass shootings do not happen in other Countries as he is standing in Paris where 130 just got killed 2 weeks ago?
My G-D he is stupid and self absorbed.. Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:31 AM (gf8BH) 41
While we're on this subject, lateness, may I adduce, as your sommelier, the range of late-harvest and botrytized wines, please? Some of the best wines I have ever had in my half-century, or so, of wine drinking have been sweet white wines. Wine consumers like sweet, so if you're a wine professional, please do not disdain me. Check your bottom line.
And on the subject of lateness in general, may I commend to your notice, dear morons, the classic Der Untergang des Abendlandes, please? Do you want your daughter to have her clitoris removed, unlike her mother? And to be forced to marry her cousin? No? Thank God we won WW I! Posted by: Steve White at December 01, 2015 08:31 AM (LxMo3) 42
Someone should do something about Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:32 AM (gf8BH) 43
Did anyone else notice how convenient it was that just as the Paris climate talks started CBS was suddenly able to come up with a poll that suddenly showed overwhelming public support for doing something about climate change and a solid majority saying to sacrifice economic growth to do so?
I mean climate change has been steadily losing public support and is dead last on this list of voter concerns and yet CBS trots that poll out. I smell a rat. Also RCP has not update their Trump vs Hillary polling in a while. Has anyone seen newer, national polling other then the last Fox poll? How about battle ground state polling? Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 01, 2015 08:32 AM (yh4lQ) 44
[I[Jeb Bush is running commercials in the Philly market (why? national buy?) in which he (blandly) reads a speech advocating a return to battle in Iraq with him in charge.
I gotta wonder if that's really a Jeb buy, or a Hillary buy. Posted by: V the K at December 01, 2015 08:33 AM (O7MnT) 45
Obama is cutting into Maria Bartiromo's time on TV.
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 01, 2015 08:33 AM (Iyg03) 46
I think GIada De lLaurentis looks a little odd-as if she's had a little too much cosmetic work. Her skin look stretched. I wasn't looking at full pictures so I'm assuming much of the appeal comes from the fact that she has large breasts?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:33 AM (No/ki) 47
I thought maybe everyone was watching Obama's news conference on Climate Change. CNN now, but I'd rather clean the toilet, than waste my time.
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2015 08:33 AM (T3Tpd) 48
Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 01, 2015 08:32 AM (yh4lQ)
Poll after Poll shows that nobody gives a rat's ass about Global warming Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:33 AM (gf8BH) 49
...so I'm assuming
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:33 AM (No/ki) Fixed Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 01, 2015 08:34 AM (cdKSG) 50
"I gotta wonder if that's really a Jeb buy, or a Hillary buy."
Good point. Are we certain that is Jeb doing the talking. Anybody can sound tired, disinterested, and, just "going through the motions" on the radio. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 01, 2015 08:35 AM (5vR4y) 51
Morning, Glories! ^2
Morning thread is so late, the sun is already well up here in the heart of America. Once it got light, a pretty sight: What I first took to be frost actually looks like a light dusting of snow. First of the Winter. Welcome to December! That snow was the final bit of the deluge we experienced over Thanksgiving weekend. Glad it only got snowy for the very tail-end! Now, clear skies and warmer temps predicted through the next week. I'll take it! Nice to see the actual sun again. Hooray for local, if not global, warming! Sun shining, birds calling, coffee was good. I'll take it. Off to feed the pets.... Posted by: mindful webworker - precisely at December 01, 2015 08:35 AM (fu1JC) 52
38 Last night, I dreamed I was at Sean Hannity's house hanging out with Marco Rubio. I asked him why the hell he signed up with Chuck Schumer on Amnesty, and he said Schumer was very persuasive, but since he's gotten to know him better, now he thinks he's an a-hole.
Posted by: V the K at December 01, 2015 08:30 AM (O7MnT) That's some of the best dream evidence I have heard for voting for Rubio. Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 01, 2015 08:35 AM (hiT/m) 53
The ONLY way to stop Fredo at this point is to stop funding the Government but with Lucy in the asshole like Republicans and the Establishment that is off the Table. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:35 AM (gf8BH) 54
Giada's some fine cooking..... http://tinyurl.com/p6lbtho Although not as conventionally pretty as Giada, Nigella Lawson is a favorite of mine. http://tinyurl.com/ogmwrm5 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2015 08:36 AM (o98Jz) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:36 AM (No/ki) 56
Counterpoint Gaylord's sleepy anti-terrorism speech a few weeks ago with how engaged he is about 'climate change' in Paris this week.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 08:36 AM (oVJmc) 57
Now Fredo is shilling for Turkey
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:38 AM (gf8BH) 58
Too many burgers and margaritas will do it to you every time.
Posted by: Fritz at December 01, 2015 08:38 AM (UzPAd) 59
Nate Cohn, a very good writer sadly employed at the NYT, has a piece up this morning that HotAir links. You can check it out in the Headlines section.
Cohn lays out Cruz' polling and points out his support is narrow, mostly self-identified "very conservative" voters, but deep. There aren't very many voters who call themselves "Very conservative" but those who do support Cruz in great numbers. He needs broader support to get elected, unfortunately. How does he get that support? Posted by: MTF at December 01, 2015 08:38 AM (TxJGV) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 08:38 AM (LUgeY) Posted by: Thai tranny porn websites at December 01, 2015 08:38 AM (FYcq9) 62
Apologies for the late start. Blame overnight international travel and the challenge of connecting to foreign Internets.
---- I blame Boosh. And Halliburton. And Global Warming, of course. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 01, 2015 08:39 AM (t5zYU) 63
Obama in Europe, giving speeches in a suit that cost enough to feed a homeless vet for a year.
Posted by: redenzo at December 01, 2015 08:39 AM (WCnJW) 64
Giada looks weird because she's a thin woman who had D cups installed.
Nigella looks weird because she's had too much work done on her face. At least I can still enjoy one of them from the neck down. Posted by: Oschisms at December 01, 2015 08:39 AM (ZsN9X) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 01, 2015 08:40 AM (HSmrB) 66
I'm just about out of blood thinner and blood pressure medicine, so I'm going to have to turn off the blowjob's news conference before I stroke. I'm so glad that I only have about another years worth of this sick feeling each time he opens his mouth.
Posted by: goon at December 01, 2015 08:40 AM (gy5kE) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 01, 2015 08:40 AM (fWAjv) 68
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:33 AM (gf8BH)
I know that is what the polls have been showing and that is why it was such a shock to see what CBS was saying. Like I said I smell a rat and by that I mean CBS. The question now becomes, is CBS pushing fake poll numbers in order to push the narrative that the American people would support whatever obama does in Paris? Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 01, 2015 08:41 AM (yh4lQ) 69
He needs broader support to get elected, unfortunately. How does he get that support?
Posted by: MTF at December 01, 2015 08:38 AM (TxJGV) The only way he does is to pick up the bulk of Trump's supporters when Trump finally implodes Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:41 AM (gf8BH) 70
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:35 AM (gf8BH)
Good Heavens, my man, we can't risk the bad press that might arise from a GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. Oddly enough, we don't mind risking the destruction of the nation and its institutions because we lack integrity and balls, but mostly balls! Posted by: GOP Establishment Spokesdunce at December 01, 2015 08:41 AM (ftVQq) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 01, 2015 08:42 AM (NeFrd) 72
@59
Evangelicals who come to their senses about Trump or who have no place to go when Huck and Carson drop out. (Not an endorsement of Cruz but I'm seeing shades of '12 and '08 with this "electability" stuff. MarcoMob is running the same playbook from those two cycles.) Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 01, 2015 08:42 AM (t5zYU) 73
Suiting up to go to interview.
Meanwhile, company that just gave me funemployment wants to hire me back part time. Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2015 08:42 AM (2Ocf1) 74
The only way he does is to pick up the bulk of Trump's supporters when Trump finally implodes
So you're beating Trump will indeed implode? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:42 AM (No/ki) 75
I know that is what the polls have been showing and that is why it was such a shock to see what CBS was saying. Like I said I smell a rat and by that I mean CBS. The question now becomes, is CBS pushing fake poll numbers in order to push the narrative that the American people would support whatever obama does in Paris?
Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 01, 2015 08:41 AM (yh4lQ) CBS is a news network? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:42 AM (gf8BH) Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 08:42 AM (cbfNE) 77
There is one tactic the GOP hasn't tried to beat Trump:
Present better ideas. It might be just crazy enough to work. Posted by: V the K at December 01, 2015 08:43 AM (O7MnT) 78
It;s going to be 60 today in Ohio. I don't know whether to get my winter clothes out or just leave my summer things hanging. This is happening because my husband got 2 new winter coats and my brother bought a new snow blower.
Posted by: Abby Coffey at December 01, 2015 08:44 AM (HBU7W) 79
The only way he does is to pick up the bulk of Trump's supporters when Trump finally implodes
So you're beating Trump will indeed implode? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:42 AM (No/ki) "Beating"? Not sure what that means..It was not intended as a shot at Trump, just my judgement and years of experience that he ultimately will. Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:44 AM (gf8BH) 80
Good luck, blaster!
Re the part-time thing, iirc Federal regs make that very hard for former employers to do. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 01, 2015 08:44 AM (t5zYU) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:44 AM (No/ki) 82
"Beating"? Not sure what that means..
It means that I made yet another typo and that it was supposed to be "betting". :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:45 AM (No/ki) 83
what an incoherent boob we have in the White House.
fish are swimming through the middle of the street in Miami at high tide??? "climate change is a massive problem" Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at December 01, 2015 08:46 AM (qSIlh) 84
There is one tactic the GOP hasn't tried to beat Trump:
Present better ideas. It might be just crazy enough to work. That'd make sense, so forget it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 08:46 AM (LUgeY) 85
Move along, nothing to see here folks.
Well, of course there is nothing to see because we lost 14,000 'refugees.' http://tinyurl.com/z3cbtfd "Sweden: 14,000 Illegal Immigrants Disappear Without Trace" Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 01, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv) Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 01, 2015 08:46 AM (UPYPp) 87
All this putz ever does is attack Republicans and the Establishment just sit's back and takes it and the Lucy's of the Republican Party support them . Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:46 AM (gf8BH) 88
"Beating"? Not sure what that means..
It means that I made yet another typo and that it was supposed to be "betting". :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:45 AM (No/ki) Oh then yes Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:47 AM (gf8BH) 89
Good luck on your interview, Fenelon!
Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 08:48 AM (cbfNE) 90
Hmmm. Giadda taking a tomato bath...
Oh, and her bewbs are natural. http://tinyurl.com/qcdm23n Made her mango cheesecake. Flavor was spot-on but the baking was overly complicated with, imo, an unnecessary hot water-bath. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 01, 2015 08:48 AM (FYcq9) Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 01, 2015 08:48 AM (UPYPp) 92
He needs broader support to get elected, unfortunately. How does he get that support?
Posted by: MTF at December 01, 2015 08:38 AM He could start by showing up for the job he's paid to do. Sadly, since he has already gone on the record as soft on illegals, has already done his bit to let TPP and Nukes For Iran pass, there isn't much he can do to convince anyone who has paid attention that he's anything but a self-serving political hack. Posted by: MrScribbler at December 01, 2015 08:48 AM (dbC6X) 93
The fuckin idiot keeps babbling about Paris?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:49 AM (gf8BH) 94
It seems to me that when leftist people have money and few concerns they are more likely to support the theory of global warming. At least the ones I know who do are well off. However, the person who is underemployed or unemployed and is also worried about terrorism is not on the global warming bandwagon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:49 AM (No/ki) 95
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:42 AM (gf8BH)
I know CBS is a joke, but it is still a major network and is this what they are really doing? Have we reached a point where the networks are faking poll results in order to help obama push his agenda in his last year in office? That kind of takes the media bias to a new level doesn't it? Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 01, 2015 08:49 AM (yh4lQ) 96
The American sheeple have demonstrated their love for big government, oppressive laws and regulations from entrenched, unaccountable lifetime appointees, a crappy economy and being lied to by those they send to DC to act in their stead far too much to ever change the status quo.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 08:49 AM (LUgeY) 97
It's incredible that the Climate Change delusion is so widespread. I get TFG's interest in taxing and spending more, 'cause that's what he does by default, but there are actually people I know who spout this inanity. Weird.
Posted by: MTF at December 01, 2015 08:49 AM (TxJGV) 98
There is one tactic the GOP hasn't tried to beat Trump:
Present better ideas. It might be just crazy enough to work. === I think it's too late for that. The GOP has lost all credibility with its base. They know everything they say is lies and empty promises. Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 08:50 AM (cbfNE) 99
@52 Sen. Dondi has an unnatural fondness for very young females related to him.
Next debate: "Sen. Dondi, do you have sex with underage females?" Follow up!! "Sen. Dondi, are you looking to establish a new Republican dynasty, like the incestuous Kennedy one, that brings in new meat for the Blue Cities sex norm?" Posted by: Steve White at December 01, 2015 08:50 AM (LxMo3) 100
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 01, 015 08:48 AM (UPYPp)
Well, I didn't think he was "getting off" to the idea of Trump imploding. ;^ Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:50 AM (No/ki) 101
Wait until winter descends on Europe and the camps don't offer the comfort of a nice living room with a fireplace.
Oh wait, citizens are unarmed and many cases outnumbered. Should be interesting. And they better have wifi too dammit! Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 01, 2015 08:51 AM (fWAjv) 102
92: "...there isn't much he can do to convince anyone who has paid attention that he's anything but a self-serving political hack."
We're gonna need to find someone who can supply horses in bulk. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 01, 2015 08:51 AM (UPYPp) 103
noted at weasels:
The gun used in the fatal shooting of an artist in the San Francisco area in September was stolen from an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent. While creating a peace mural underneath the Interstate 580 freeway overpass as part of a local art project, 27-year-old artist Antonio Ramos was killed after an argument over his cameras. Charged with Ramos's murder is Marquise Holloway, 20, who maintains he shot the artist by accident. The gun Holloway used that day, a 9mm Glock 26, was stolen from the car of a federal agent in the area just two weeks before the shooting by a separate individual now in custody. Posted by: Satan of Cloggenwurst Vt at December 01, 2015 08:52 AM (qSIlh) 104
I know CBS is a joke, but it is still a major network and is this what they are really doing? Have we reached a point where the networks are faking poll results in order to help obama push his agenda in his last year in office? That kind of takes the media bias to a new level doesn't it?
Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 01, 2015 08:49 AM (yh4lQ) CBS has not been a major network in years...They died before Cronkite died Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:52 AM (gf8BH) 105
64 Giada looks weird because she's a thin woman who had D cups installed.
--------------- There was some hilarious discussion here over the weekend that her arms are too short to match the Rack. I believe the conclusion was that it may just be an optical illusion, but she needs to be "brought in for a good measuring" to be sure.... Mornin' 'rons Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 01, 2015 08:52 AM (kXzR8) 106
93 The fuckin idiot keeps babbling about Paris?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:49 AM (gf8BH) The attack or the global warming meeting? Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 01, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv) 107
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 08:49 AM (LUgeY)
You forgot the part about EBT cards and EITC! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 08:53 AM (ftVQq) 108
104: "CBS has not been a major network in years...They died before Cronkite died"
They should just stick to running re-runs of Matlock and Murder She Wrote. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 01, 2015 08:53 AM (UPYPp) 109
Part of the issue is where it's (the con) held. I know these arrangements for all the heads of state/important people have to be done well in advance but it's PARIS for goodness sake. Maybe if there hadn't been a huge terrorist attack there some people would be more supportive of the conference.f
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:53 AM (No/ki) 110
"There is one tactic the GOP hasn't tried to beat Trump:
Present better ideas. It might be just crazy enough to work. " The better ideas have been presented in legions. Implementation has been lacking. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 01, 2015 08:55 AM (WVsWD) 111
Oh, and her bewbs are natural. http://tinyurl.com/qcdm23n ___________________________ I'd hit it..... *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 01, 2015 08:55 AM (HSmrB) 112
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:53 AM (No/ki)
FS, I must admit that I do not understand that post. Are you suggesting that people should support a global warming based one world government? Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 08:56 AM (ftVQq) 113
checking my emails...lowes has a lighted musical fish inflatable. Only 100 bucks!
So there you go. More fun than politics. Morning all. Posted by: Lea at December 01, 2015 08:57 AM (lIU4e) 114
You forgot the part about EBT cards and EITC!
Yeah, that too. There's so much to undo and so few willing to even talk about it. Besides us, of course. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 08:57 AM (LUgeY) 115
The GOPe is failing to bring down Trump because they're the GOPe.
They're more revolting than Trump is. It's like syphilis trying to cure a head cold. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 08:58 AM (oVJmc) 116
Who the heck could watch TFG this early in the morning? I can't even stomach this pos when I'm fully awake and functional. Nevergiveup, you are a brave man.
I'm dreaming of the day this full-blown jerk is gone. If it ever comes, that is. However, I get the dark feeling he's going to be around like the 30-year long foot fungus from Korea that my dad got while serving in the Army. Posted by: Lady in Black....CRUZ / PAPERBAG 2016 at December 01, 2015 08:58 AM (pVkEV) 117
No, srsly, does anyone-- A N Y O N E-- watch teevee anymore?
I have not for decades, and am thus not your best judge. Posted by: Steve White at December 01, 2015 08:58 AM (LxMo3) 118
110: "Implementation has been lacking."
Oh, they've been implementing allright. Just not what we want to be implemented. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 01, 2015 08:58 AM (UPYPp) 119
Gotta go read content but you need to listen to this speech by Marine LePen. (It's subtitled).
https://youtu.be/BO29xfBJ6KQ Look like France got the Churchill this time. Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 01, 2015 08:58 AM (Lqy/e) 120
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It's incredible that the Climate Change delusion is so widespread. I get TFG's interest in taxing and spending more, 'cause that's what he does by default, but there are actually people I know who spout this inanity. Weird. Posted by: MTF at December 01, 2015 08:49 AM (TxJGV) I don't think the global warming delusion is all that widespread. Most people think it is a fraud and most of the rest simply do not give a shit if it is true or not. What you are seeing is lies spread by Democrats and the MFM. They are what is delusional and it is only because they want to forward the transfer of wealth scheme e.g. communism. That is what it has always been about from day one. You may know one of the few "true believers" who have bought into the propaganda w/o research. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 01, 2015 08:58 AM (t2KH5) 121
BREAKING NEWS: Bulgarian airport evacuated after bomb is found in van 'with Belgian number plates'
Damn uppity orphans and widows. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 01, 2015 08:58 AM (fWAjv) 122
And for those that didn't see it here's the Ramirez cartoon that Vic had posted earlier; It's topical to the Climate Change Conference:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jnxp2ww Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:59 AM (No/ki) 123
Now Fredo is shilling for Turkey
Of course he is. Putin claims to have proof that Obama's best buddy Erdogan is allowing ISIS to move oil through Turkey. I'm not sure who to believe here, because I totally would accept Erdogan being that Islamist, but OTOH Putin gains a lot if he can freely bomb Turkey's oil infrastructure and direct their customers to Gazprom. Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2015 08:59 AM (3CwVB) 124
I approve of the random Maria Bartiromo pic, and would be in favor of it becoming a regular feature of the blog.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at December 01, 2015 08:59 AM (nFdGS) 125
104 They died before Cronkite died
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 08:52 AM (gf8BH) And he was part of the problem. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 01, 2015 09:00 AM (t2KH5) 126
I see the doctor in less than an hour do I am restraining myself from a second cup of coffee until after.
It's rainy and gloomy here, could really use another cuppa. Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 09:01 AM (cbfNE) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:01 AM (LUgeY) 128
Colorado governor John Hickenlooper comes out against First Amendment, makes distinction between 'speech' and 'rhetoric'.
"I think it's time to look at how we tone down some of the inflammatory rhetoric. Debate on controversial issues is fine, and obviously no one is going to try and reduce free speech in this country, but that rhetoric may have a bigger influence, especially on the emotionally unstable or psychologically unbalanced." Free speech for me but not for thee. http://tinyurl.com/hick-anti-1A Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 01, 2015 09:02 AM (NeFrd) 129
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 08:56 AM (ftVQq)
Hi, Sorry for my lack of clarity. No, I am not suggesting that at all. I think AGW is a scam. I'm just saying that even for leftists who might be likely to support the conference and the theory, the con being held in Paris makes at least some of them realize that Islamic terrorism is a bigger threat. Also, if you're an unemployed leftist, AGW is probably not the first issue on your mind. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 09:02 AM (No/ki) 130
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2015 08:59 AM (3CwVB)
The enemy of my enemy is not exactly my friend, but they might just be a useful temporary tool! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 09:03 AM (ftVQq) 131
Colorado governor John Hickenlooper comes out against First Amendment, makes distinction between 'speech' and 'rhetoric'.
"I think it's time to look at how we tone down some of the inflammatory rhetoric. Fuck you. Next question. Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 09:03 AM (+ZSW1) 132
The left hasn't been pro-1A in a while now
They're not in favor of 1A, 2A, 4A, 9A, 10A What is left that they do favor? Maybe 3A? Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2015 09:03 AM (uZNvH) 133
Colorado governor John Hickenlooper comes out against First Amendment, makes distinction between 'speech' and 'rhetoric'.
"I think it's time to look at how we tone down some of the inflammatory rhetoric. Fuck you. Next question. Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 09:03 AM (+ZSW1) He sounds like a grade A Idiot Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 09:04 AM (gf8BH) 134
What is left that they do favor? Maybe 3A?
They're big fans of the 5th Amendment according to some recent testimony before Congress. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:05 AM (LUgeY) 135
Hickenlooper is one of the Govs who wants more muzz " refugees" too.What a winner.
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2015 09:05 AM (8HTq1) 136
132: "The left hasn't been pro..."
I disagree. They are fully in support of those freedoms, for themselves. They merely want to restrict who they apply to. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 01, 2015 09:05 AM (UPYPp) 137
I saw Thirty Year Foot Fungus open for Pearl Jam at Dr. Scholl Stadium back in '92.
Man, those guys broke the mold. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 01, 2015 09:06 AM (NeFrd) 138
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 09:02 AM (No/ki)
Thanks for the clarification, I was worried about you for a minute there! But I think you give too much credit to our "brothers" on the left! "at least some of them realize that Islamic terrorism is a bigger threat" Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 09:06 AM (ftVQq) 139
Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2015 09:03 AM
I'd say they'll let 3, 8 13 and 15 stay in when they rewrite the Constitution per Choom Boy's wishes. Or they might decide to simplify, and provide a single catchall amendment: "The Law is What We Say It Is." Posted by: MrScribbler at December 01, 2015 09:08 AM (dbC6X) 140
...and obviously no one is going to try and reduce free speech in this country, but...
***** Alternative headline- "Hickenlooper Has a Big But" Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 01, 2015 09:08 AM (NeFrd) 141
The U.S. backed moderate rebels from the Free Syrian Army alongside their allies from the Syrian Al-Qaeda group Jabhat Al-Nusra, Faylaq Al-Sham, and Harakat Ahrar Al-Sham have issued a ban on make-up and hygienic products in the Idlib Governorate city of Maarat Al-Numan in order to maintain Islamic customs
According to their statement that was released earlier today, the Islamist rebels have declared the use of make-up by any female in Maarat Al-Numan as a crime against Islam; if caught wearing make-up, the female offender will be subjected to the Shariah Courts, where she will be subsequently tried by the local Shariah judges and charged with a crime. Weasel Zippers Moderates ha? And of course we vetted them The punishment was indicated in the statement issued by the Islamist rebels; however, based on their history, they would likely subject the female offender to several lashes in order to prevent any future offenses. Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 09:10 AM (gf8BH) 142
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 01, 2015 09:05 AM (UPYPp)
...with carefully rationed liberty for that deserve it, social justice for all the 'approved' oppressed, and laws enacted with the consent of the biggest campaign donors... What could possibly go wrong? Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 09:11 AM (ftVQq) 143
Morning, all!
>>Did anyone else notice how convenient it was that just as the Paris climate talks started CBS was suddenly able to come up with a poll that suddenly showed overwhelming public support for doing something about climate change..... CBS was just doing a temperature check on the effectiveness of their propaganda and then broadcasting it as "news". 1. Run a propaganda story (AGW is greatest threat, Obama success in ME, etc.) 2. Run a poll 3. Report on poll that yes, AGW is a real threat/Obama IS winning in the ME, etc. Shower. Rinse. Repeat. Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 09:11 AM (NOIQH) 144
@119 She is a moderate.
We should get hunting licenses here. No "constitutional" rights... what;s the problem? Try what they do here their homelands. Posted by: Steve White at December 01, 2015 09:12 AM (LxMo3) 145
In honor of King Scrote, I'm continuing my search for a cheap used coal heater.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 01, 2015 09:16 AM (u5gzz) 146
>>I don't think the global warming delusion is all that widespread.
It's also a classic case of muddying the distinction between to different concepts: Climate Change vs. Man-caused Climate Change One can believe that the planet has natural fluctuations in temperatures over thousands, millions of years (e.g. we had an Ice Age at one point and then it got warmer) without believing that man can do anything to cause it OR stop it. (Just like what the MSM/Dems did with health care vs. health insurance) Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 09:17 AM (NOIQH) 147
If some of these news organizations put the amount of effort into researching the "facts" behind AGW that they do into trying to debunk Trump's statements the AGW fraud would have crashed long ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2015 09:17 AM (/tuJf) 148
Well the left has successfully cast the climate change issue as a matter of being either "pro-science" or "anti-science". Which is rich, because most of the people who claim to be "pro-science" probably couldn't tell the difference between a proton, a photon, and a phonon
Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2015 09:18 AM (uZNvH) 149
f some of these news organizations put the amount of effort into researching the "facts" behind AGW that they do into trying to debunk Trump's statements the AGW fraud would have crashed long ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2015 09:17 AM (/tuJf) And Benghazi and the Emails and and and Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 09:18 AM (gf8BH) 150
"I think it's time to look at how we tone down some of the
inflammatory rhetoric. Debate on controversial issues is fine, and obviously no one is going to try and reduce free speech in this country, but that rhetoric may have a bigger influence, especially on the emotionally unstable or psychologically unbalanced." Mosques excepted, obviously. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 09:18 AM (oVJmc) 151
The AGW scam has always been that, whats infuriating is that people on our side cannot even muster and pose the most rudimentary questions that would instantly puncture this bullshit.
Let's think about and deal with the hypothesis that the climate is changing. Well that's not much of a hypothesis because the climate on the earth has been changing since the earth was formed 4 billion years ago. So let's add in that earths climate has always been changing in a narrowly chaotic manner since it's formation but the changes we see now are caused by man, well the most obvious question then is if the earths climate has always been changing and the climate change we see now is caused by man, then what is the background climate change and how can it be differentiated from that caused by man? And if you could differentiate the two then you would have to then ask, well, what is the optimum, that is to say what is the optimum global climate? When was the optimum achieved? What criteria are you using to asses this as optimum? What precisely can we do to achieve this optimum? How long will it take following your protocols to achieve this optimum? How much will it cost to achieve? What will be the trade offs? This is really simple shit. Again all it would do to puncture this bullshit is to actually engage these fucks scientifically. In other words on their own "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE SEXUALLY" terms. Posted by: Kreplach at December 01, 2015 09:18 AM (WVvzl) 152
"...probably couldn't tell the difference between a proton, a photon, and a phonon..."
****** Man, that Johnny Manziel is a real phenom! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 01, 2015 09:19 AM (NeFrd) 153
Bathe her, bind her, then bring her to me.
Posted by: The Villain in this here picture at December 01, 2015 09:21 AM (Jdgwe) 154
Global Warming, a threat that can be found on computer models when using cherry picked "data".
Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 09:21 AM (cbfNE) 155
The AGW scam has always been that, whats infuriating is that people on our side cannot even muster and pose the most rudimentary questions that would instantly puncture this bullshit.
Questions are: What are the odds that Nature would provide a crisis that can only be met by fully implementing the complete socialist agenda of a transnational, planned political economy with massive wealth redistribution? If Nature hadn't provided the left with such a crisis, they might have had to make one up. Posted by: V the K at December 01, 2015 09:21 AM (O7MnT) 156
Which is rich, because most of the people who claim to be "pro-science"
probably couldn't tell the difference between a proton, a photon, and a phonon Pogroms, however, they're up on. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 09:21 AM (oVJmc) 157
If some of these news organizations put the amount of effort into researching the "facts" behind AGW that they do into trying to debunk Trump's statements the AGW fraud would have crashed long ago.
It's to our credit that AGW is not believed in despite years of MFM hype. Thank goodness normal people can see through the lies. Now if we can just get rid of the imbecile politicians who believe it... And when you think about it, why would anyone want a pol who believes in that lie? That's what I don't unnerstand. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:22 AM (LUgeY) 158
So let's add in that earths climate has always been changing in a narrowly chaotic manner since it's formation but the changes we see now are caused by man, well the most obvious question then is if the earths climate has always been changing and the climate change we see now is caused by man, then what is the background climate change and how can it be differentiated from that caused by man?
What caused the glaciers that formed the Great Lakes to recede long before man showed up? Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 09:22 AM (+ZSW1) Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 01, 2015 09:23 AM (u5gzz) 160
The AGW scam has always been that, whats infuriating is that people
on our side cannot even muster and pose the most rudimentary questions that would instantly puncture this bullshit. It's such a rich opportunity for graft Republicans, too, are all for it. Like ethanol subsidies. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 09:23 AM (oVJmc) 161
And don't even get xem started on 'pronouns'.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 01, 2015 09:23 AM (NeFrd) 162
>>...but that rhetoric may have a bigger influence, especially on the emotionally unstable or psychologically unbalanced."
So now we should only say things that don't upset the crazies? No. Last I checked people were responsible for their own feelings and behavior, not the rest of us. Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 09:24 AM (NOIQH) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 01, 2015 09:24 AM (iQIUe) 164
There's a very real global threat that is being ignored by climate cultists.
It's SMOD. It's only a matter of time until another big one hits. Heck, we got a drive by just last month. The problem is that as a threat, it doesn't allow for the behavior modification that AGW does. Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 09:24 AM (cbfNE) 165
"What caused the glaciers that formed the Great Lakes to recede long before man showed up?"
Ghia recoiling in fear from our eminent arrival? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2015 09:24 AM (ptqRm) 166
What caused the glaciers that formed the Great Lakes to recede long before man showed up?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 09:22 AM (+ZSW1) Mastodon farts. Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 09:25 AM (cbfNE) 167
>>>There was some hilarious discussion here over the weekend that her arms are too short to match the Rack.<<<
Wait, somebody has an issue with Giada's proportioning? Did she not put enough pasta on the supper dish? What am I missing? Posted by: Fritz at December 01, 2015 09:26 AM (UzPAd) 168
It's also a classic case of muddying the distinction between to different concepts:
Climate Change vs. Man-caused Climate Change.... Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 09:17 AM ^^^^This^^^^ I believe in "Climate Change;" always have. That's why we've had Ice Ages, wet years, dry years, hot years and cold years. I also believe that we can improve our quality of life by controlling/reducing all kinds of pollution, and believe many kinds of recycling are beneficial. What I DO NOT believe in is allowing governments -- especially foreign governments -- to dictate to us on the subject. If we had sensible leadership instead of hand-wringing ninnies, supercilious nannies and misty-eyed ban-everything fools, we would have what we need in the way of environmental protecting without all the regulations, prohibitions, fines and business shutdowns that have resulted from giving misguided do-gooders power over us. Posted by: MrScribbler at December 01, 2015 09:26 AM (dbC6X) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:26 AM (LUgeY) 170
Last I checked people were responsible for their own feelings and behavior, not the rest of us. I DEMAND A SAFE SPACE! Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 09:27 AM (oVJmc) 171
but that rhetoric may have a bigger influence, especially on the emotionally unstable or psychologically unbalanced.
You cannot censor yourself on the basis of how literal crazy people might take your words!!! This is so maddening. My old coworker had a patient who when he saw her, thought she was the devil. When he was on meds, he sometimes realized that she kind of wasn't the devil? But he was still a little uncertain. In conclusion, shut up politicians! Posted by: Lea at December 01, 2015 09:27 AM (lIU4e) 172
>>It's to our credit that AGW is not believed in despite years of MFM hype
I kinda think part of it is that it has been way over-hyped. There is no kid's entertainment venue that is not lecturing on climate change, it shows up in almost every dang kids movie in some form, in school, in video games, etc. Non-stop lecture on how bad man is, we're killing the planet, bah blah blah. It's natural to start heating a message that is so overtly, shamelessly hammered into you in every corner of your life. Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 09:27 AM (NOIQH) 173
Mastodon farts.
Posted by: @votermom That's why early man invented fire. So he could light them. Hilarity ensued. Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2015 09:28 AM (8ikIW) 174
Way Way Way OT: *
I have a nephew who was accepted into UT Electrical Engineering Program but not in his first choice area- the area they accepted him in was the Software Engineering and Systems track. He's extremely bright in math and so this wouldn't be a bad path for him, but- Is this the dreaded IT career which is being decimated by H1B imports? Can any morons in the EE/Software engineering fields put me some knowledge? *- Yes, I asked this question yesterday afternoon and received some good answers. But, more knowledge is more better. And the Morning Horde tends to have a different make-up than the afternoon So, any MH EE/SW engineer morons care to weigh in? Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2015 09:28 AM (KUa85) 175
Last I checked people were responsible for their own feelings and behavior, not the rest of us.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 09:24 AM (NOIQH) Oh my dear, that's sooo very old-fashioned thinking! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 09:28 AM (ftVQq) 176
She's also hawking lip gloss. Nude/pink when you want your lips to look like a labia and brown when you want that "starfish" look. smh http://goo.gl/qaAPKX Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 01, 2015 09:28 AM (iQIUe) 177
the massacre in Paris was only the actions of "A few demented individuals" but any gun violence in the USA is an indictment of all Republicans, All who own guns, The NRA, The 2nd Amendment, and anyone who disagrees with Fredo?
Liberal logic? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 09:28 AM (gf8BH) 178
but that rhetoric may have a bigger influence, especially on the emotionally unstable or psychologically unbalanced."
So now we should only say things that don't upset the crazies? No. Last I checked people were responsible for their own feelings and behavior, not the rest of us. Remember folks, down the street, not across the tracks. Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 09:29 AM (+ZSW1) 179
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 01, 2015 09:24 AM
What we REALLY need is a Constitutional amendment that forbids any public mention or depiction of any Jenner or Kardashian under any circumstances. Posted by: MrScribbler at December 01, 2015 09:29 AM (dbC6X) 180
When I wrote computer code step one was always determine the variables involved. Say a payroll system you'd have names, addresses, rate of pay, hours worked, ot rate, local, state, federal tax rates, and on and on.
Without all of those variables you simply could not cut a check. Now you have all these knuckleheads telling us that ONE LOUSY VARIABLE is all they need. That they are the scientifically most scientists ever. Bullshit. Posted by: free range jihadist at December 01, 2015 09:29 AM (7v/r5) 181
"But, more knowledge is more better. And the Morning Horde tends to have a different make-up than the afternoon "
Make sure to ask the ONT crowd too. They tend to have a diff....... Ah, just go ahead, ask 'em. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2015 09:30 AM (ptqRm) 182
The random picture of Maria Bartiromo should become a daily feature.
Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2015 09:30 AM (zoehZ) 183
You can't make this stuff up. Notice Sir Shankalot left out Dr. Douglas' first name during his proclamation.
Whoa. It's like naming your child Crossburning Smith. Or Lynching Jones. Posted by: Grump928(c) mutters at December 01, 2015 09:30 AM (evdj2) Posted by: Grump928(c) mutters at December 01, 2015 09:31 AM (evdj2) 185
natural fake
Yes software engineering, coders,QA all subject to h1b bs and resulting suppressed wages However it's also one of the only hippy growth areas left in the US economy It's been feast or famine in the field for our family since '07 We've had to learn to try to save much more when we're between h1b/outsourcing waves Posted by: ginaswo at December 01, 2015 09:31 AM (qxNrP) Posted by: ginaswo at December 01, 2015 09:32 AM (qxNrP) 187
Just saw a social media report 2 Russian helos have gone missing near the Turkish border with Syria.
Radios, mid-air crash, Turks shooting them, Turk proxy Turkomen in Syria shooting them? Just a bad report? But potentially an ineresting day. Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at December 01, 2015 09:32 AM (qTj9i) 188
When Obama arrived back from Copenhagen at an earlier GW conference, It was snowing hard at Andrews AFB.....can I only hope history will repeat.
The press failed or didn't want to see Obama arriving in snow. Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2015 09:32 AM (T3Tpd) 189
Before I go- true story on Maria Bartiromo.
They hired a dialogue coach to teach her to stop speaking Brooklyn. I think financial reports in Brooklyn accents would be cool. Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at December 01, 2015 09:33 AM (qTj9i) 190
>>Oh my dear, that's sooo very old-fashioned thinking!
I know, right? I think there needs to be more of this, though, like that awesome letter from the OK Wesleyan U. president. My own son went off on a tirade about how stupid people are who constantly get offended a few weeks ago (watching news about college crybullies) - thing of beauty! Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2015 09:34 AM (NOIQH) 191
BTW, 'labia' means lips. Not specific to the naughty bits.
Hence the 'labial consonants' of 'b' and 'v'. The more you know. Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at December 01, 2015 09:35 AM (qTj9i) Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 09:37 AM (ftVQq) 193
natutalfake yeah
how hard to shift into hardware, which is what I am guessing he wants? for sure some of the kids currently in the track he wants are going to switch over to something else Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 09:37 AM (cbfNE) 194
For edification--Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are worthless and treasonous pieces of shit.
Posted by: Wood Shampoo at December 01, 2015 09:36 AM (XzRw1) Oh Oh better watch out or the Establishment shill employed here might get ya Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 09:37 AM (gf8BH) 195
Hey, did you guys hear that nude pictures of Charlotte McKinney surfaced on the Internet?!
That's COMPLETELY NEW INFORMATION to me. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 01, 2015 09:38 AM (PFy0L) 196
It's to our credit that AGW is not believed in despite years of MFM hype. Thank goodness normal people can see through the lies. Now if we can just get rid of the imbecile politicians who believe it...
And when you think about it, why would anyone want a pol who believes in that lie? That's what I don't unnerstand. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:22 AM (LUgeY) there'$ money in it. $weet, $weet fa$cist dollars Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 01, 2015 09:38 AM (7RXcs) 197
174 Way Way Way OT: *
I have a nephew who was accepted into UT Electrical Engineering Program but not in his first choice area- the area they accepted him in was the Software Engineering and Systems track. He's extremely bright in math and so this wouldn't be a bad path for him, but- Is this the dreaded IT career which is being decimated by H1B imports? Can any morons in the EE/Software engineering fields put me some knowledge? *- Yes, I asked this question yesterday afternoon and received some good answers. But, more knowledge is more better. And the Morning Horde tends to have a different make-up than the afternoon So, any MH EE/SW engineer morons care to weigh in? Posted by: natural fake Ok, some thoughts. The software engineering track is a dynamic field, he will need to be comfortable changing horses every few years. The H1B knife is there - he can protect himself in a space requiring clearances or just be damn good. he has to be aware, he is competing against a bunch of programmers who just did it and either did college as an after thought or not at all. Personally, if he is a very good math student - he should go very basic. Physics. Software Engineering, Computer Science, etc are just tools. He will do just as much practical programming and software development doing his physics classwork. Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2015 09:38 AM (fBkaR) 198
I noticed CNN never reported on NY's Sheldon Silver being found guilty. I know its just a local story, so CNN is not interested.
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2015 09:38 AM (T3Tpd) 199
there'$ money in it. $weet, $weet fa$cist dollars
And power. The Greens and their ilk would cheer rounding 'non-believers' up and putting them in camps/graves. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 01, 2015 09:39 AM (oVJmc) 200
Oh Oh better watch out or the Establishment shill employed here might get ya
Yeah, whatever happened to her? The one I saw here yesterday isn't the same one who used to hang around here not long ago. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Concern she must. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:39 AM (LUgeY) 201
White men are the problem.
Totally. All that reason and science and invention... Fuck penicillin! Fuck syllogisms! Posted by: Steve White at December 01, 2015 09:41 AM (LxMo3) 202
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:39 AM (LUgeY)
I'm so oblivious. I don't know who you guys mean? Begonia / Petunia / Clogginstein? Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 09:41 AM (cbfNE) 203
She's also hawking lip gloss. Nude/pink when you want your lips to look like a labia and brown when you want that "starfish" look. smh You do know the story behind Hollywood makeup artists' invention of lip gloss, do you not? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2015 09:42 AM (X6fMO) 204
there'$ money in it. $weet, $weet fa$cist dollars
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 01, 2015 09:38 AM (7RXcs) And those dollar$ are going tot he right people, IYKWIMAITYD. Posted by: Hrothgar, Solyndra Treasurer, now with Cayman National Bank at December 01, 2015 09:42 AM (ftVQq) 205
Shelly Silver will stretch this out in appeals courts till he's dead.
Just like the old Mafia dons do. I'd be willing to bet he doesn't see jail time. Snakes gonna slither. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 01, 2015 09:42 AM (r9tFS) 206
good news everybody Obamas point man on the Iran deal is coming up with his ISIS strategy wheeeeee Posted by: thunderb at December 01, 2015 09:42 AM (zOTsN) 207
If we had sensible leadership instead of
hand-wringing ninnies, supercilious nannies and misty-eyed ban-everything fools, we would have what we need in the way of environmental protecting without all the regulations, prohibitions, fines and business shutdowns that have resulted from giving misguided do-gooders power over us. Posted by: MrScribbler at December 01, 2015 09:26 AM (dbC6X) AGW scam is not run by believers, but by hustlers that are going for the money and power. They are supported by mindless believers that will accept anything for "safety" Their major support is from the sort of reactionaries that mindlessly shout slogans and attack positions. The power people are bad, the dogmatic people who never miss a chance to score a positional moral point by reflexively pointing out how bad/inept/morally wrong/nikulturni/doubleplus badthink some thing or some one is are getting to be a bore. Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2015 09:43 AM (q2o38) 208
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2015 09:42 AM (X6fMO)
Do tell! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 09:43 AM (ftVQq) 209
Concern she must.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:39 AM I seem to recall that Ace had a lighthearted thread one day and she started bitching about it, because of some hot button concern of hers wasn't being addressed. Ace gave her some well deserved shit. She disappeared for the longest time after that. Anyone else confirm my memory? Posted by: free range jihadist at December 01, 2015 09:44 AM (7v/r5) 210
there'$ money in it. $weet, $weet fa$cist dollars
Yeah, just not for us proles. I was thinking specifically of people who apparently need to vote for someone who believes in a provable lie. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:44 AM (LUgeY) 211
BTW, 'labia' means lips. Not specific to the naughty bits.
"Shut your whore mouth before I give you a fat labia" just doesn't sound right. Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 09:44 AM (+ZSW1) 212
I think GIada De lLaurentis looks a little odd-as if she's had a little too much cosmetic work. Her skin look stretched. I wasn't looking at full pictures so I'm assuming much of the appeal comes from the fact that she has large breasts?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2015 08:33 AM (No/ki) Friend of mine went to one of book signings and commented that she looks in person like a bobble doll. She is absolutely miniature in stature, tiny neck and then this big head with a giant set of teeth on top. And yes, no one that small develops breasts that big. And since she cannot cook without wearing a v neck top with a push up bra, one vacillates between staring at her boobs because they are always out there or being distracted by the rows of shark teeth. There is likely a reason her husband left her..... Posted by: Jen the original at December 01, 2015 09:45 AM (HhEmQ) 213
And when you think about it, why would anyone want a pol who believes in that lie? That's what I don't unnerstand.
First: They don't believe it. It's just the excuse they use and they know the words bring money and power. Second: The voters are looking at something else. The electorate has successfully been bought off for generations now. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 01, 2015 09:46 AM (9krrF) 214
I'm so oblivious. I don't know who you guys mean? Begonia / Petunia / Clogginstein?
Oh no, I was talking about Miss80'sbaby. She used to be a good source of information before she turned to the dark side. Or was turned. I said hello to her yesterday here and watched her comments run off the rails before my eyes. Not the same person I remember. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:47 AM (LUgeY) 215
Or was turned. I said hello to her yesterday here and watched her comments run off the rails before my eyes.
Not the same person I remember. Agreed. Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 09:48 AM (+ZSW1) 216
Hence the 'labial consonants' of 'b' and 'v'.
The more you know. Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at December 01, 2015 09:35 AM (qTj9i) actually "P" and "B" (and "W" for a vowel) "V" is a labiodental, like "F" And... [put double-entendre that is actually a single entendre comment here] Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2015 09:49 AM (q2o38) 217
Now if we can just get rid of the imbecile politicians who believe it... And when you think about it, why would anyone want a pol who believes in that lie? That's what I don't unnerstand. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:22 AM (LUgeY) They believe in AGW like a street hustler believes that 3-Card Monte is a totally random and fair game. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2015 09:50 AM (gwpf+) 218
i hate black illinois nazi's who get released to family cause he is a decent kid
http://tinyurl.com/pv5zo9l Posted by: jimmytheclaw at December 01, 2015 09:50 AM (4YRQl) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2015 09:51 AM (ptqRm) 220
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 09:43 AM (ftVQq) Oh. Well, to be discreet about it, the idea of slick, glossy lips was not just that they photograph very well in black and white, but they also give the subconscious impression of a just-completed bout of oral pleasure. The stuff came from the Max Factor (yes, there was such a person) makeup studio in the early 1930s. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2015 09:51 AM (X6fMO) Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2015 09:51 AM (q2o38) 222
natutalfake yeah
how hard to shift into hardware, which is what I am guessing he wants? for sure some of the kids currently in the track he wants are going to switch over to something else Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 09:37 AM (cbfNE) They make switching difficult and sometimes impossible, but my understanding is, it can be done. However, he is good at programming, etc. And would enjoy it as a career. But, yeah, he would prefer hardware. That's why he's waiting to see who else accepts him and maybe get his first choice. . Though UT is pretty damn good in engineering overall. Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2015 09:51 AM (KUa85) 223
212 I have a friend who met her and he said she is beautiful in person,that TV does not do her justice.
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2015 09:51 AM (8HTq1) 224
Now Alanta is getting on the police shootings, cue the press getting involved.
No word on race of man shot...if white never mind. Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2015 09:52 AM (T3Tpd) 225
"Apologies for the late start. Blame overnight international travel and the challenge of connecting to foreign Internets."
----------- I assumed that you were still just in a stunned stupor, brought on by the stunning bravery and strength of Amy Schumer's naked body. Like the rest of America. Posted by: Stu-22 at December 01, 2015 09:53 AM (rUc9h) 226
Oh no, I was talking about Miss80'sbaby. She used to be a good source of information before she turned to the dark side.
Or was turned. I said hello to her yesterday here and watched her comments run off the rails before my eyes. Not the same person I remember. I've been here since since '06, Miss80'sbaby is the same polite, well spoken person i've always seen, she hasn't turned to the dark side. Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 01, 2015 09:53 AM (VviqM) 227
I seem to recall that Ace had a lighthearted thread one day and she started bitching about it, because of some hot button concern of hers wasn't being addressed. Ace gave her some well deserved shit. She disappeared for the longest time after that. Anyone else confirm my memory? Posted by: free range jihadist at December 01, 2015 09:44 AM (7v/r5) You might be thinking of Miss Marple. Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at December 01, 2015 09:53 AM (dwHMP) 228
They believe in AGW like a street hustler believes that 3-Card Monte is a totally random and fair game.
The average voter doesn't consider AGW to be a problem, yet they'll vote for a politician who does. Why not vote for a pol who doesn't believe in it? I can't remember the last time that happened. The number of anti-AGW pols can be counted on one hand. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:54 AM (LUgeY) 229
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2015 09:51 AM (X6fMO)
I don't know that I will think of lip gloss the same again... On Giada, that bobblehead doll thing tends to happen when celebrities get really skinny, I remember references to it with other people but I'm not sure if it's a tv thing or an in person thing. Posted by: Lea at December 01, 2015 09:54 AM (lIU4e) 230
"No word on race of man shot...if white never mind."
Darius Smith, age 18. of South Carolina. Oh, you said race... never mind. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2015 09:54 AM (ptqRm) 231
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2015 09:51 AM (X6fMO)
Thanks for the insight. Posted by: Max F Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 09:55 AM (ftVQq) 232
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*hic* Damn I'm hung over bad this morning... How's my hair look? Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 01, 2015 08:40 AM (HSmrB) ---------------------- LIKE IT WAS GROWN IN A LAB, CONSTRUCTED BY ALIEN NANO-BOTS! Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at December 01, 2015 09:56 AM (rUc9h) 233
>>I've been here since since '06, Miss80'sbaby is the same polite, well spoken person i've always seen, she hasn't turned to the dark side.
Agreed 100%. What has changed around here is the level of anger and the need to hammer the shit out of anyone who strays from the narrative that the GOP is the source of all evil under the sun. ace's banning policy didn't just happen for no reason. Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2015 09:56 AM (/tuJf) 234
Obama:Im Confident In The Wisdom Of The American People To Not Elect a Republican President
So if Americans elect a Republicans were stupid? Weasel Zippers What an arrogant partisian hack...and any Republican who cooporates with him in any way is a fool and shill Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 09:58 AM (gf8BH) 235
Three of the kids I am very close to are now in engineering programs. One is simply a genius and travels the world following his interests. (His mom wonders when he is going to decide on a job, but so far, his intellect is funding everything.) Second is terrifyingly bright and undecided on a specialty -- straight As first year at Purdue. Third decided on civil engineering because specializing seemed too early. All three are bright and engaging people involved in all kids of stuff. Civil worries me in that the ties to do-nothing government jobs appears rough to plow through.
All of them appear to be set for future security. None went the software route -- too uncertain. Posted by: mustbequantum at December 01, 2015 09:58 AM (MIKMs) 236
What an arrogant partisian hack...and any Republican who cooporates with him in any way is a fool and shill
Posted by: Nevergiveup There's an endless supply of those. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 01, 2015 09:59 AM (FkBIv) 237
You might be thinking of Miss Marple. Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at December 01, 2015
That's it. Wrong Miss. I don't think she's been back since. Posted by: free range jihadist at December 01, 2015 09:59 AM (7v/r5) 238
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 01, 2015 09:53 AM (VviqM)
You missed a few vicious posts then, because M80B was definitely going crackers here for a bit and Ace pointed it out. Haven't seen her here since. Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at December 01, 2015 09:53 AM (dwHMP) Similar event though much milder IIRC with MissMarple, who was always quite pleasant, at least when I was around. Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 09:59 AM (ftVQq) 239
I've been here since since '06, Miss80'sbaby is the same polite, well spoken person i've always seen, she hasn't turned to the dark side.
Agreed 100%. What has changed around here is the level of anger and the need to hammer the shit out of anyone who strays from the narrative that the GOP is the source of all evil under the sun. ace's banning policy didn't just happen for no reason. Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2015 09:56 AM (/tuJf) Yeah I don't agree...She quotes wildly inaccurate article in an attempt to cover for the McConnel, Ryan, and the Establishment over and over again. And even when it is pointed out to her she is way off base all she does is quote the same articles again...as if she does not even read them after being given marching orders from the Establishment. Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 10:00 AM (gf8BH) 240
One way to quickly rile the ewok is to comment on one of his frivolous posts that there are "lots of serious things you can write about" or something along those lines.
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2015 10:02 AM (8HTq1) 241
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2015 10:00 AM (gf8BH)
That squares with my recollection of Miss80's final act! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 10:02 AM (ftVQq) 242
Nood art
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2015 10:02 AM (+ZSW1) 243
218 i hate black illinois nazi's who get released to family cause he is a decent kid
http://tinyurl.com/pv5zo9l ---------------- And he was using the term "white devils" -- something pretty strongly and specifically tied to the rhetoric of the Nation of Islam. But of course, there won't be any media curiosity about possible links there. They're far too busy elaborating upon an anonymous and unsourced AP report that the lunatic who shot people at/near/in the general vicinity of a PP chop-shop MIGHT have incoherently muttered something about baby parts. Priorities. And narratives. Posted by: Stu-22 at December 01, 2015 10:03 AM (rUc9h) Posted by: Hrothgar at December 01, 2015 10:03 AM (ftVQq) 245
Richard Cohen has had just about enough tomfoolery from our president:
http://tinyurl.com/gu6bqhr Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 01, 2015 10:06 AM (ppaKI) 246
Third decided on civil engineering because specializing seemed too early. All three are bright and engaging people involved in all kids of stuff. Civil worries me in that the ties to do-nothing government jobs appears rough to plow through. Besides, civil engineers build targets...... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2015 10:08 AM (gwpf+) 247
I love the question: Do you believe in man-made climate change?
What is this, but a religious test? Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 01, 2015 10:21 AM (LXJ1e) 248
Or was turned. I said hello to her yesterday here and watched her comments run off the rails before my eyes. Not the same person I remember.
Can anyone even confirm this IS the same person? Certain responses from that nic raised an eyebrow for me in light of things I recall that nic mentioning in the past... Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 01, 2015 10:24 AM (9krrF) 249
Or was turned. I said hello to her yesterday here
and watched her comments run off the rails before my eyes. Not the same person I remember. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2015 09:47 AM (LUgeY) I said yesterday that her tone was in no way different from that of Begonia. You could take one of her posts, sign it with Begonia's nic, and everyone here would read it as a legitimate Begonia post. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2015 10:25 AM (7MWCL) Posted by: @votermom at December 01, 2015 10:32 AM (cbfNE) 251
Marple was a delightful commenter, especially considering how "straight" she was. One day Ace made a post on a walk-in giant vagina sculpture, as a humor break from some very heavy shit that was going down, Marple tut-tutted, and it set Ace off in one of the more controversial banning incidents. She had a lot of friends here. I changed my nic at that time. "Stringer Davis" was, in the books, Miss Marple's "boyfriend."
Not to be confused with 80's Baby. We need a scorecard with the cast of characers. I lay awake nights worrying that in some decade to come, there will be a socking incident and someone will confuse me with Stranger Doovis. Nothing against old Stranger; he just ain't me, is all. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 01, 2015 10:37 AM (xq1UY) 252
CBS?? - you mean the network that runs those "Madame Secretary" ads during football??
How is that "show" NOT a "donation-in-kind" to the Clinton campaign?? Posted by: robschr at December 01, 2015 11:01 AM (rPSqu) 253
Oh no, I was talking about Miss80'sbaby. She used to be a good source of information before she turned to the dark side.
Or was turned. I said hello to her yesterday here and watched her comments run off the rails before my eyes. Not the same person I remember. Ms80sBaby works on the Hill for a Rep. I think they are all scared shitless of Trump. I bet he is confounding all their local polling and fundraising -- all of which screws with their personal job security. They side with him, the CoC donor breakfasts are empty; they don't and they catch hell at townhill meetings at night. They don't know which way to turn. So the whole atmosphere up their is anti-Trump, he makes life difficult. Shame. Shame, because if they had shown just a little political spine, Trump wouldn't even be in the race. And, we would be cruising to a well-fought, polite loss to HRC by Jeb. Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2015 11:14 AM (fBkaR) 254
Correction: MK Ham had a daughter.
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