Colleje Football Thread: Week 11 [CBD]

Some serious rivalries this week.....

#1 Clemson visits South Carolina @ 12:00pm
#2 Alabama visits Auburn @ 3:30pm
#3 Oklahoma visits #11 Oklahoma State @ 8:00pm
#5 Michigan State hosts Penn State @ 3:30pm
#6 Notre Dame visits #9 Stanford @ 7:30pm
#8 Ohio State visits Ann Arbor and the Michigan Wolverines @ 12:00pm

Finding photos that will get past the censor office is sometimes difficult, but what is interesting is that some schools are shockingly underrepresented in the cute/hot/not-unpleasant-to-look-at bracket. I will leave to your imaginations which of this week's schools is in that sad group. This of course does not include the Playboy pictorials of the various schools and conferences. The airbrush is an invention that, while supposedly feminist magazines use to excess, should not be wielded to exploit the tender and innocent college co-eds who pose for that charming but ultimately sleazy guy from "Garçon Qui Joue."

Shut up. At least you get elbows.

For any NY/NJ Morons who are interested: there is a Moron Meet-up scheduled for December 18th, 6:00pm-9:00pm in the West Village.
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Posted by: Open Blogger at 12:33 PM

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1 They seem nice.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 28, 2015 12:33 PM (A6ryA)

2 One of each. To go.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 12:35 PM (1R3tM)

3 So you're saying the really good pics are on Playboy.com?

Alrighty then.

Posted by: Woolford Spaulings at November 28, 2015 12:35 PM (0PKcc)

4 Mmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . . all of them but dibbs on the lovely lass in pic 2. She'll break my heart and empty my wallet and crush my spirits but it will be worth it.

Then I'll move on to the brunette in pic 4.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 12:37 PM (ka+/x)

5 elbows?

Posted by: willow at November 28, 2015 12:37 PM (jOumW)

6 Hoping Notre Dame wins convincingly and claws its way back into the top 4 for my Dad's sake. He probably doesn't have a lot more years left rooting for the Irish.

Iowa's win yesterday was underwhelming. I assume using the committee's logic, they'll drop down a couple of slots.

Nice to see so many B1G Ten teams in the top ten (and top 25), although Ohio State and Michigan will be beating up on each other.

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2015 12:37 PM (t5zYU)

7 Oh, and 4th and 5th!!!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 12:37 PM (ka+/x)

8 Excuse me, Iowa State.

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2015 12:37 PM (t5zYU)

9 4th and 7th!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 12:37 PM (ka+/x)

10 Crap, I was right the first time -- Iowa.

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2015 12:38 PM (t5zYU)

11 I like the last one, and the one doing the limbo in the first pic.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 12:39 PM (sdi6R)

12 going to go read about recovery from inferiority issues.
lol

ok actually out to do something useful.

Posted by: willow at November 28, 2015 12:39 PM (jOumW)

13 TD OH St.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 28, 2015 12:39 PM (c/3OG)

14 Then I'll move on to the brunette in pic 4.

I reversed my pointy elbows just for you.

*wink*

Posted by: Pic 4 Brunette at November 28, 2015 12:41 PM (kHgvV)

15 The gal in the second pic looks like that actress, whatshername.

Posted by: eman at November 28, 2015 12:41 PM (MQEz6)

16 Well, the first ranked team that Ohio State played they lost to. So I've been real dubious about their ranking all year.

Posted by: HH at November 28, 2015 12:43 PM (DrCtv)

17 My elbows are way pointier.

Posted by: Elisha Cuthbert at November 28, 2015 12:44 PM (kHgvV)

18 There's a censor office now? Man this place has really gone downhill.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 28, 2015 12:44 PM (Wckf4)

19 that was a very pointy airbrush

Posted by: chemjeff at November 28, 2015 12:44 PM (uZNvH)

20 ***"The gal in the second pic looks like that actress, whatshername."***

Yeah, she was great in that one movie.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 28, 2015 12:45 PM (Wckf4)

21 O - H

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 12:46 PM (1R3tM)

22 "Crap, I was right the first time -- Iowa."

Will somebody please beat them. McNeese St, Trinity tried.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 12:47 PM (/lu5f)

23 15 The gal in the second pic looks like that actress, whatshername.
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2015 12:41 PM (MQEz6)

Elisha Cuthbert.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 28, 2015 12:48 PM (A6ryA)

24 Colleje football. Yuuuge!

Posted by: USA at November 28, 2015 12:49 PM (tfM+W)

25
That last one looks like my second-favorite type of cheerleader: double-jointed.

Of course, my first favorite type of cheerleader is "rich, generous, loves to make sammiches, and turned on by middle-aged pudgy curmudgeons."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2015 12:49 PM (o98Jz)

26 Bottom cheerleader will do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 12:49 PM (uSZO9)

27 12 going to go read about recovery from inferiority issues.

Hope you get better results than me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 28, 2015 12:50 PM (A6ryA)

28
***"The gal in the second pic looks like that actress, whatshername."***

Yeah, she was great in that one movie.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 28, 2015 12:45 PM (Wckf4)

Is that the one with Brian Dennehy playing the 405 freeway?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2015 12:50 PM (o98Jz)

29 This of course does not include the Playboy pictorials of the various schools and conferences.

Those are all pantsuits these days, aren't they?

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2015 12:50 PM (ZbV+0)

30 Good to see my cousins back home in Alabama well represented.

Roll Tide!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 12:50 PM (LUgeY)

31 The gal in the second pic looks like that actress, whatshername.

Doesn't just look like, it is. With an A p-shopped onto her thingumee.

Posted by: the Scarlet ... Background at November 28, 2015 12:51 PM (ftJ4J)

32 CBD with his "J"s.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 12:51 PM (uSZO9)

33 >>>Yeah, she was great in that one movie.

Also, didn't she guest-star in an episode of that popular TV series?

Posted by: HH at November 28, 2015 12:51 PM (DrCtv)

34 @4 Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Just remember. Somewhere there is some dude who's tired of all her crap.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2015 12:51 PM (VAVIJ)

35 14 Then I'll move on to the brunette in pic 4.

I reversed my pointy elbows just for you.

*wink*

Posted by: Pic 4 Brunette at November 28, 2015 12:41 PM (kHgvV)

####

Thanks!
*wink wink*
How you doin?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 12:51 PM (ka+/x)

36 bottom one needs a closer shave on the pits.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at November 28, 2015 12:52 PM (uSqx+)

37 And it's splld "kollidge."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 12:52 PM (LUgeY)

38 Razorbacks beat Missouri.

Army play Canoe U. when, next week?

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2015 12:52 PM (AfsKp)

39 O - H

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Ell no

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2015 12:53 PM (kTF2Z)

40 Also, didn't she guest-star in an episode of that popular TV series?

You mean that girl from that thing?

I remember her. She was great.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 12:53 PM (LUgeY)

41 Seven ladies...seven days of the week.
Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2015 12:53 PM (VAVIJ)

42 Is that the one with Brian Dennehy playing the 405 freeway?
~~~

You stole my thunder.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2015 12:53 PM (AfsKp)

43 Whatever happened to her anyway?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 12:54 PM (LUgeY)

44 41 Seven ladies...seven days of the week.
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2015 12:53 PM (VAVIJ)

Need eight, because twice on Sunday.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 28, 2015 12:54 PM (A6ryA)

45 If the pattern holds, the boobies tomorrow will be much more huge. Why is that?

Posted by: dingbat at November 28, 2015 12:55 PM (ctIp5)

46
Yeah that 2nd pic is just unfair to men. Except for whichever man she is making life a wonderful hell.

Wow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2015 12:55 PM (ODxAs)

47 Insomniac.
Good point.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2015 12:55 PM (VAVIJ)

48 Damn, the main page keeps auto-redirecting to go.goadvs or something. Took me half a dozen tries to get here.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 28, 2015 12:55 PM (t5zYU)

49 If the pattern holds, the boobies tomorrow will be much more huge. Why is that?

Inflation.

Proper inflation, that is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 12:55 PM (LUgeY)

50 15 The gal in the second pic looks like that actress, whatshername.
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2015 12:41 PM (MQEz6)

Heather Locklear?
Denise Richards?
That chick who was on the cover of SI's Swimsuit Issue 1998?
The one who played the plays the owner of the diner in "When Calls the Heart"? (We love that show!)

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 12:56 PM (ka+/x)

51 @39 Duke Lowell

Hater.

Heh.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 12:56 PM (1R3tM)

52 Last week the top two teams played a 3-8 team (Wake) and an FCS team ( coastal something or other).

The most overrated teams imho are the Gators and Utah.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 28, 2015 12:57 PM (t5zYU)

53 "bottom one needs a closer shave on the pits."

You take that back. Her armpits are perfect.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 12:58 PM (Igc9m)

54
I wanted to be a cheerleader, but was rejected because I was smart and had a very large clitoris sometimes confused with being a penis.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at November 28, 2015 12:58 PM (OiFtZ)

55 45 If the pattern holds, the boobies tomorrow will be much more huge. Why is that?
Posted by: dingbat at November 28, 2015 12:55 PM (ctIp5)

Most NFL teams give the ladies an "enhancement allowance".

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 12:59 PM (ka+/x)

56 ***"The most overrated teams imho are the Gators and Utah."***

In fairness, the defense half of the Gators rates the ranking. The offense on the other hand...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 28, 2015 12:59 PM (Wckf4)

57 >>> Whatever happened to her anyway?

My understanding is that she bet her future on Botox.

Didn't work out all that well.

Posted by: HH at November 28, 2015 12:59 PM (DrCtv)

58 We have a censor office? Why in the hell do we have a censor office?

Posted by: Weasel at November 28, 2015 01:00 PM (e3bId)

59 The most overrated teams imho are the Gators and Utah.

My Beloved Crimson Tide will be skinning the Gators in the SEC Championship game, to the chagrin of DIL#2.

Ain't nuthin' quite as good as fried gator with a beer and a good hot sauce for dipping.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)

60 43 Whatever happened to her anyway?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 12:54 PM (LUgeY)

She transformed the Bolivian film industry.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 01:02 PM (ka+/x)

61 Ain't nuthin' quite as good as fried gator with a beer and a good hot sauce for dipping.
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I make a mean gator fritter.

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2015 01:02 PM (t5zYU)

62 SC vs Clemson game on now. Use to be played on Thanksgiving day as were most instate rivalry games.

It was called "Big Thursday". Nothing else happen in the entire state of South Carolina that day, BUT THE GAME.

Oh, and after the game? Not ONE sober driver on the road, and no one got killed or gave a shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 28, 2015 01:03 PM (jJRIy)

63 She transformed the Bolivian film industry.

Turning her back on her native Peruvia, as I remember. I was amazed they forgave her for that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 01:03 PM (LUgeY)

64 Well, South Cackalacki looked good for a couple of minutes.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 28, 2015 01:04 PM (Wckf4)

65 61
Ain't nuthin' quite as good as fried gator with a beer and a good hot sauce for dipping.

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I make a mean gator fritter.

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2015 01:02 PM (t5zYU)

Clearly you have never been to that place in Tallahassee that cranks out grilled oysters as fast as you can eat them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 28, 2015 01:04 PM (jJRIy)

66 I make a mean gator fritter.

Any secrets to share, Y-not?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 01:05 PM (LUgeY)

67 Wazzu lost. Bad.
But on the bright side their record is way better than the UW's.
Enough to be ranked 20th.

A freaken miracle!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 01:05 PM (ka+/x)

68 Don't fritter away your gator.

Posted by: Wally Gator at November 28, 2015 01:06 PM (FkBIv)

69 "I make a mean gator fritter."

That like an apple fritter but with gator and no sugar?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 01:06 PM (3+xkf)

70 I make a mean gator fritter.

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2015 01:02 PM (t5zYU)

I'll bring the Cheetos and a nice petite syrah.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 01:07 PM (ka+/x)

71 TD Ohio.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 01:08 PM (1R3tM)

72
Ohio State and Clemson starting to take control of their games.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2015 01:09 PM (ODxAs)

73 Hey Y-not, since you are here, just saw that you moved to KY. Don't know if you like beer, but possibly the best I've ever had is Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale.

Hell, I even made a beer run from KC to Lexington just to tour the Brewery and buy that. And from what I've seen, it's not sold at the local 7-11 or what have you, just need to find a decent liquor store.

Something you might want to check out.

Posted by: HH at November 28, 2015 01:09 PM (DrCtv)

74 Well crap. Accidentally dropped a giant glob of fish food into the fish tank.

Now I really have to clean it.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 28, 2015 01:09 PM (uZNvH)

75 You take that back. Her armpits are perfect.

Meh. Too pointy.

Posted by: Meme Abuser at November 28, 2015 01:10 PM (kHgvV)

76
There are some big choppers in those last 2 pics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2015 01:11 PM (ODxAs)

77 Not ONE sober driver on the road, and no one got killed or gave a shit.
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I do miss the days when one could drink and drive. It used to be SOP to stop and buy a bottle of cold beer to enjoy during the drive home from work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2015 01:13 PM (9mTYi)

78 74 Well crap. Accidentally dropped a giant glob of fish food into the fish tank.

Now I really have to clean it.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 28, 2015 01:09 PM (uZNvH)

A medium glass frit under high vac. should do the trick in no time. The fish will enjoy the ride and if your quick they'll be back in the tank before they can say "WTF!"

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 01:13 PM (ka+/x)

79 Now I really have to clean it.
Posted by: chemjeff
---------------

Don't bother...

Posted by: Feeding frenzy at November 28, 2015 01:14 PM (9mTYi)

80 Don't bother...

Posted by: Feeding frenzy at November 28, 2015 01:14 PM (9mTYi)
oh they are definitely spazzing out over the food.
but it's way too much and the excess will start to spoil relatively soon.
I was going to clean it anyway, now I have to do it sooner rather than later :/

Posted by: chemjeff at November 28, 2015 01:15 PM (uZNvH)

81 Who among us doesn't enjoy a fine gamecock?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 28, 2015 01:17 PM (kHgvV)

82 I watched some of the Illinois high school championship games yesterday. Theses were the 1,2,3 A games. Smaller schools. Fun to watch the "kids" play. For most of them this is the pinnacle of their football careers. Just plain fun.

Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2015 01:17 PM (8ikIW)

83 Don't know if you like beer, but possibly the best I've ever had is Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale.
---

Yes, that's good.

I really like an Anderson Valley (I think) Bourbon Barrel Stout, too.

I'll see if I can find my gator fritter recipe. It's pretty basic and almost closer to a crab cake than a doughy fritter. I'll post it in the food thread tomorrow if I don't find it today.

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2015 01:18 PM (t5zYU)

84 I mean...it's not like anything could go wrong....

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 28, 2015 01:18 PM (kHgvV)

85 "I do miss the days when one could drink and drive. It used to be SOP to stop and buy a bottle of cold beer to enjoy during the drive home from work."

Mike Johnson is right.

Posted by: Ricardo Johnson at November 28, 2015 01:19 PM (vveil)

86 I'll see if I can find my gator fritter recipe. It's pretty basic and
almost closer to a crab cake than a doughy fritter. I'll post it in the
food thread tomorrow if I don't find it today.

Please do. I've had the fritters a few times down south. Way to much dough.

Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2015 01:19 PM (8ikIW)

87 I'll see if I can find my gator fritter recipe. It's pretty basic and almost closer to a crab cake than a doughy fritter. I'll post it in the food thread tomorrow if I don't find it today.

'K, thanx, Y-not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 28, 2015 01:20 PM (LUgeY)

88 Rivalry Weekend!

'Noles-Gaytors tonight!

OSU-Michigan is looking okay, and the 'Cocks are hanging with Clemson better than I thought (it's something like a ridiculous 17-point spread).

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:20 PM (vsbNu)

89 I do miss the days when one could drink and drive.
It used to be SOP to stop and buy a bottle of cold beer to enjoy during
the drive home from work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2015 01:13 PM (9mTYi)

Just a few years ago they repealed the open container law that let everyone in the car drink, except the driver. Bill was passed because the honorables all liked to drink on the way to football games, but the MADD people finally got it repealed so any open container in the car is now a violation.

Fvcking MADD people are Nazi's.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 28, 2015 01:20 PM (jJRIy)

90 Girl #2 is Jack Bauer's daughter.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:20 PM (j8YpL)

91 I'll see if I can find my gator fritter recipe.
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Just take my advice, and be careful when acquiring your gators. I would tell you why, but it's just too painful to recount....

Posted by: Jerry Reed at November 28, 2015 01:21 PM (9mTYi)

92 OSU-Michigan is looking okay, and the 'Cocks are
hanging with Clemson better than I thought (it's something like a
ridiculous 17-point spread).

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:20 PM (vsbNu)

It's early. 17 pts sounds about right.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 28, 2015 01:21 PM (jJRIy)

93 "I mean...it's not like anything could go wrong...."

Unless there's a camera around.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 01:21 PM (vveil)

94 Bill was passed because the honorables all liked to
drink on the way to football games, but the MADD people finally got it
repealed so any open container in the car is now a violation.

Fvcking MADD people are Nazi's.

Posted by: Nip Sip

My concern is getting into an accident that there would be no way to avoid even without drinking and would clearly be the other drivers fault. What's that? You've drank a beer?

Your fault.

Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2015 01:22 PM (8ikIW)

95 Heh, so half the stadium yells "Game!" and the other yells "Cocks!"

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:23 PM (vsbNu)

96
Holy Cow, the Memphis QB has 6 TD passes on 13 throws.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2015 01:23 PM (ODxAs)

97 "'Noles-Gaytors tonight! "

CBS?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 01:24 PM (GDd0W)

98 90 Girl #2 is Jack Bauer's daughter.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:20 PM (j8YpL)

And the bastard has not paid a cent in child support!

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Ex. at November 28, 2015 01:24 PM (ka+/x)

99 98 90 Girl #2 is Jack Bauer's daughter.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:20 PM (j8YpL)

And the bastard has not paid a cent in child support!
Posted by: Jack Bauer's Ex. at November 28, 2015 01:24 PM (ka+/x)

I know that pic of Elisha Cuthbert very well, like the back of my nevermind...

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:26 PM (j8YpL)

100 97 "'Noles-Gaytors tonight! "

CBS?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 01:24 PM (GDd0W)

--I think ESPN, but it could be ABC. I'll check.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:26 PM (vsbNu)

101 Awesome OT:

Trailer for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies . . .

http://tinyurl.com/Pride-and-Prejudice-Undead

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2015 01:27 PM (QWtgr)

102 FSU-FU is indeed on ESPN.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:27 PM (vsbNu)

103 And the bastard has not paid a cent in child support!
~~~

But he does have a certain set of skills.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2015 01:28 PM (AfsKp)

104 >>>And the bastard has not paid a cent in child support!

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Ex. at November 28, 2015 01:24 PM (ka+/x)<<<

Relax. Have a Cuervo...

Posted by: Kiefer Sutherland at November 28, 2015 01:29 PM (AJkxb)

105 98 90 Girl #2 is Jack Bauer's daughter.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:20 PM (j8YpL)

And the bastard has not paid a cent in child support!
Posted by: Jack Bauer's Ex. at November 28, 2015 01:24 PM (ka+/x)

--Actually, [OLD SHOW SPOILER!] Kim Bauer's mother was murdered in the show.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:29 PM (vsbNu)

106 McNeese State Cowboys will play on Dec 5th in second round of Div-1A playoffs. Go Pokes.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 28, 2015 01:29 PM (+Q9b4)

107 At Drudge, some folks are chaining spiked baseball bats to posts in San Francisco.

Posted by: eman at November 28, 2015 01:33 PM (MQEz6)

108 "McNeese State Cowboys will play on Dec 5th in second round of Div-1A playoffs. Go Pokes."

And there I was making a punch line of Mc State.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 01:35 PM (SoFt6)

109 --Actually, [OLD SHOW SPOILER!] Kim Bauer's mother was murdered in the show.

Such an awesome show when it first aired. Every season after that was a variation of "find the mole". But still, Jack Bauer was not to be trifled with.

I often thought what an incredible idea it would have been to make a cross-over mini series with "The Shield". Could you imagine Jack Bauer teamed up with Vic Mackey?!?!?

Two words: unfucking stoppable!

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:35 PM (j8YpL)

110 "At Drudge, some folks are chaining spiked baseball bats to posts in San Francisco. "

For?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 01:36 PM (SoFt6)

111 Hey Buckeye Abroad!
I - O!

Watching the game in our OSU Man Cave and also on Skype with our kids in Germany! Technology is wonderful!

Half time and Mark May still sucks!

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at November 28, 2015 01:37 PM (1M/xn)

112 Or even Jack Bauer versus Vic Mackey!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:38 PM (j8YpL)

113 Such an awesome show when it first aired. Every season after that was a variation of "find the mole". But still, Jack Bauer was not to be trifled with.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:35 PM (j8YpL)

--My favorite was Season 4, with the Friendly Neighborhood Terrorist family.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:38 PM (vsbNu)

114 For?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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"While the reason for the bats’ appearance is unknown, Andraychak said the spikes on the objects allow them to be considered a prohibited or deadly weapon, which is a felony."

Uh, what?
Time for common sense bat and nail control.
Unlicensed Possession of such should constitute a felony.

Posted by: Barky at November 28, 2015 01:39 PM (9mTYi)

115 Ohio State - Michigan game is good

And it is looking more and more like the PP shooting suspect is just a kook with no apparent political motives and is borderline incoherent ( must be a liberal then?)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2015 01:40 PM (DUoqb)

116 --My favorite was Season 4, with the Friendly Neighborhood Terrorist family.

Was that the homegrown blonde jihadi who gave free blowjobs?

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:40 PM (j8YpL)

117 Hey CBD we need some Ohio State cheerleaders for equal time!
Or Brutus. That would do too!

It's 12:45 central and Michigan still sucks!

GO BUCKS!

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at November 28, 2015 01:40 PM (1M/xn)

118 I'd love to see Memphis's QB in a Chiefs uniform, but I won't. *SIGH*

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:40 PM (vsbNu)

119 Just how efficient is your government? So far I have gotten the SAME email from the State Dept FIVE times warning me about travel.

You think the first four times I didn't read it? WTF?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 28, 2015 01:41 PM (jJRIy)

120 Sixth-graders at an elite Bronx private school have been caught drawing swastikas in art class, so administrators met with the kids talking mainly about how the symbols represent peace in some cultures.

Administrators decided to address the apparent anti-Semitism by holding a grade-wide meeting.

Parents say teachers spent nearly 12 of the 15 minutes on a PowerPoint presentation on how the swastika was still considered a sacred symbol while only briefly mentioning how the Nazis had adopted it in the 1920s.

School officials never once mentioned the Holocaust, a parent said.

Sick fuck liberals who run this school and THIS school is a sick fuck liberal bastion

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2015 01:43 PM (DUoqb)

121 Was that the homegrown blonde jihadi who gave free blowjobs?
Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:40 PM (j8YpL)

--No, the Muslim family who were in on the plot. Shohreh Aghdashloo played the mother excellently.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:44 PM (vsbNu)

122 @94

This happens all the time. Drunk get hit by someone of cell phone or something, cops come and arrest him even though he did nothing.

I also had that occur to me after a liquid lunch. Talked the guy into just taking my name etc.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 28, 2015 01:45 PM (jJRIy)

123 --No, the Muslim family who were in on the plot. Shohreh Aghdashloo played the mother excellently.

BEHROOOOOOOZ!!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 01:45 PM (j8YpL)

124 And it is looking more and more like the PP shooting suspect is just a kook with no apparent political motives and is borderline incoherent ( must be a liberal then?)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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You don't seem to have the right take on this.
We will tell you what to think, and what conclusions to draw.

Posted by: MSM at November 28, 2015 01:45 PM (9mTYi)

125 The Tarheels have to be ruing that opening night close loss to the 'Cocks now.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:45 PM (vsbNu)

126 For any NY/NJ Morons who are interested: there is a Moron Meet-up scheduled for December 18th, 6:00pm-9:00pm in the West Village.�
---
Y'all don't be meetin in my village without aks my premission.

Posted by: Kanye West at November 28, 2015 01:47 PM (B1TZ/)

127 74
Well crap. Accidentally dropped a giant glob of fish food into the fish tank.

Now I really have to clean it.

Posted by: chemjeff

Dude, you REALLY need a girlfriend.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2015 01:47 PM (LAe3v)

128 Um, I can help with that fish clean-up problem.

Posted by: A Piranha at November 28, 2015 01:49 PM (9mTYi)

129 OT: Hot Air has had the same Marco Rubio link either at the top or next to the top for 4 straight days. If I were conspiritorially minded....

"Did Rubio deal a mortal blow to ObamaCare?
Nov 25, 2015 1:01 PM by Ed Morrissey"

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2015 01:51 PM (LAe3v)

130 "Andraychak said the spikes on the objects allow them to be considered a prohibited or deadly weapon, which is a felony."

So, some SJW's think spiked bats are the way to go?

Okay, okay. DO THAT.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2015 01:51 PM (hiQ4/)

131 >> looking more and more like the PP shooting suspect is just a kook with no apparent political motives and is borderline incoherent

Dude looks rough for 44.

Posted by: Garrett at November 28, 2015 01:58 PM (vVaVp)

132 107 At Drudge, some folks are chaining spiked baseball bats to posts in San Francisco.

Posted by: eman at November 28, 2015 01:33 PM (MQEz6)

It's San Francisco, so it's probably an art installation.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 01:58 PM (sdi6R)

133 TD Buckeyes

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 01:58 PM (vsbNu)

134 And it is looking more and more like the PP shooting suspect is just a kook with no apparent political motives and is borderline incoherent ( must be a liberal then?)

You can tell how this is true by how the story has vanished. Nothing on trending on social media sites, nobody yelling about it, it just... disappeared.

Except for President Obama, who's apparently mad that someone other than helpless babies were killed in a Planned Parenthood clinic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 28, 2015 01:59 PM (39g3+)

135
"You ever get hit with Dots, Mel? Milk Duds? Those things hurt."

What movie is that line from?

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 28, 2015 01:59 PM (XGqPs)

136 Teenagers need to be seen and not heard. Especially the ones next to me at the counter now. Wait 'till the food comes and I do my patented lip smacking. That should clear the the bitches out.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 01:59 PM (X+eRS)

137 TD Ohio

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 02:00 PM (1R3tM)

138 @logprof

All is well with the world?

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 02:00 PM (1R3tM)

139 Even the stop-motion version of Lilly who talks to Rudolph is kinda cute.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:00 PM (vsbNu)

140 folks are chaining spiked baseball bats to posts in San Francisco.

Posted by: eman at November 28, 2015 01:33 PM (MQEz6)

It's San Francisco, so it's probably an art installation.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 01:58 PM (sdi6R)

Or a fag tribute.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 02:01 PM (X+eRS)

141 124 And it is looking more and more like the PP shooting suspect is just a kook with no apparent political motives and is borderline incoherent ( must be a liberal then?)
Posted by: Nevergiveup

No it has to be a Christian fundamentalist since they found out he was a registered transgender. Lots of those in the Episcopal faith.. wait a minute!

Posted by: brainpimp at November 28, 2015 02:03 PM (zosQc)

142 134 And it is looking more and more like the PP shooting suspect is just a kook with no apparent political motives and is borderline incoherent ( must be a liberal then?)

You can tell how this is true by how the story has vanished. Nothing on trending on social media sites, nobody yelling about it, it just... disappeared.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 28, 2015 01:59 PM (39g3+)

Except for the media, which has officially labeled it the "Planned Parenthood shooting". And that's all the LIVs need to know.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 02:03 PM (sdi6R)

143 #2... I just came in my depends. Woah.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 28, 2015 02:04 PM (B1TZ/)

144 131 >> looking more and more like the PP shooting suspect is just a kook with no apparent political motives and is borderline incoherent

Dude looks rough for 44.
Posted by: Garrett at November 28, 2015 01:58 PM (vVaVp)

Bat-shit crazy does that.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2015 02:04 PM (X+eRS)

145 Except for the media, which has officially labeled it the "Planned Parenthood shooting". And that's all the LIVs need to know.

Yeah, which is just silly. He didn't pick Planned Parenthood. He picked a building to shoot out of, probably not even aware what it was he was so out of his gourd on drugs.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 28, 2015 02:04 PM (39g3+)

146 >>olks are chaining spiked baseball bats to posts in San Francisco

It's 'Air Out Your Sextoy Day'.

They have one in the spring and one in the fall.

Posted by: Garrett at November 28, 2015 02:05 PM (vVaVp)

147 Heh, Jake Butt.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:06 PM (vsbNu)

148 Cheerleader 2 looks like young Elisha Cuthbert to me

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 28, 2015 02:07 PM (39g3+)

149 138 @logprof

All is well with the world?
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 02:00 PM (1R3tM)

--Ask me again during the FSU-Gaytor game.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:08 PM (vsbNu)

150 148 Cheerleader 2 looks like young Elisha Cuthbert to me
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 28, 2015 02:07 PM (39g3+)

It is. Someone shopped the A on her boob.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2015 02:08 PM (j8YpL)

151 I'm pretty sure that Elisha Cuthbert never went to Alabama. She's still hot though.

Posted by: Flaccid Member at November 28, 2015 02:11 PM (5fSr7)

152 @logprof

Which team are you? I love the fact that the OSU vs MI game is usually followed by the inter-state war in Florida. Today is the best day for football all year.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 02:11 PM (1R3tM)

153 #2 is smokin'...
But #4 is the one I would keep.

Posted by: Garrett at November 28, 2015 02:13 PM (vVaVp)

154 My little girl's all grown up.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at November 28, 2015 02:13 PM (B1TZ/)

155 Dude looks rough for 44.

Posted by: Garrett at November 28, 2015 01:58 PM (vVaVp)

Well, he's 57 so we have no idea how he looked at 44

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 28, 2015 02:13 PM (jJRIy)

156 152 @logprof

Which team are you? I love the fact that the OSU vs MI game is usually followed by the inter-state war in Florida. Today is the best day for football all year.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 02:11 PM (1R3tM)

--You couldn't tell by the way I spelled Gaytors?

I have loathed Florida since I went to FSU (grad school), back when it was Bowden vs. Spurrier every year. I hope the rivalry can regain national significance again soon.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:14 PM (vsbNu)

157 So Cardell Jones is entering the Draft. I'm curious when he will be selected. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:14 PM (vsbNu)

158 Baseball bats with *spikes*? Phbbt.

Posted by: The Drake at November 28, 2015 02:15 PM (EHU9F)

159 #135 Night of the Comet

Posted by: Flaccid Member at November 28, 2015 02:15 PM (5fSr7)

160 >>Well, he's 57

That makes a lot more sense...the article I read this morning gave his age at 44.

I will admit, I was feeling pretty good after reading that.

Posted by: Garrett at November 28, 2015 02:17 PM (vVaVp)

161 I'd really enjoy the opportunity to work with Liam Neeson. Hopefully someday a terrorist mastermind will kidnap both his daughter and mine simultaneously.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at November 28, 2015 02:17 PM (B1TZ/)

162 Hey! How about some pictures for the 'ettes? I'm very concerned that they not be neglected.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 28, 2015 02:19 PM (B1TZ/)

163 161 I'd really enjoy the opportunity to work with Liam Neeson. Hopefully someday a terrorist mastermind will kidnap both his daughter and mine simultaneously.
Posted by: Jack Bauer at November 28, 2015 02:17 PM (B1TZ/)

--Jack, you have a grandchild now! You better hope he does not get kidnapped when Kim gets trapped by a cougar on her way back from the supermarket.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:20 PM (vsbNu)

164 @logprof

Ah. Good luck today!

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 02:20 PM (1R3tM)

165
yep, Night Of The Comet

it's on right now

Comet tv channel

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 28, 2015 02:21 PM (XGqPs)

166 TD OH St. 28-10

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 28, 2015 02:23 PM (c/3OG)

167 Switching to Clemson-'Cocks, which is a little more competitive.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:23 PM (vsbNu)

168 Baseball bats with *spikes*?

RRRAAAWWWWOOOORR!!!!!!!!

Posted by: [a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Brett#Pine_Tar_Incident"]George Brett[/a href] at November 28, 2015 02:23 PM (sdi6R)

169 Thing is, 'Elisha' is a dude's name. He was the prophet Elijah's successor. Is Elisha Cuthbert transgendered? If she was born biologically female, why name her Elisha? I never got that.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 28, 2015 02:24 PM (B1TZ/)

170 OK, so how *do* you put a link in your nick?

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 02:25 PM (sdi6R)

171 Ah. Good luck today!
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 02:20 PM (1R3tM)

--They'll need it in Gainesville. FSU and FU are literally ranked back-to-back. I think the Playoff Committee punished Florida more for a close win over FAU than they did FSU for a close loss to Georgia Tech --but Florida still has a glimmer of hope to crack the Top 4.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:26 PM (vsbNu)

172
Night of the Comet is a Christmas movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 28, 2015 02:27 PM (XGqPs)

173 OK, so how *do* you put a link in your nick?

Same way you put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.

Posted by: Barry Mann at November 28, 2015 02:27 PM (ftJ4J)

174 Oh shit, 'Cocks just recovered a Clemson fumble.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:27 PM (vsbNu)

175 >>>OK, so how *do* you put a link in your nick?

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 02:25 PM (sdi6R)<<<

Just copy the address into the URL box. Unless you're lookin' to stop by for a visit?

Posted by: The Barrel at November 28, 2015 02:27 PM (AJkxb)

176 Looking at the games it seems like all the teams that hate each other the most are playing today...it's almost like it was planned that way.

Posted by: Inadvertent whistle at November 28, 2015 02:29 PM (3MNCs)

177 Cool. As per minx: Your website (wikipedia.org) has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email, or tech support at help@mu.nu

Wikipedia does lean left, so this is probably a good thing.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 28, 2015 02:29 PM (B1TZ/)

178 170 OK, so how *do* you put a link in your nick?
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 02:25 PM (sdi6R)

--in the URL box over the comment box. N.B. some domains like Youtube aren't allowed by Pixy there.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:29 PM (vsbNu)

179 'Cocks TD.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:30 PM (vsbNu)

180 Thanks. The joke is spoiled, but I'll keep it in mind for next time.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 02:31 PM (sdi6R)

181 I'm gonna be so pissed if a team that lost to the Citadel beats Clemson.

--and the 'Cocks convert the deuce.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:31 PM (vsbNu)

182 Ok, tinyurl it will probably work, rickl.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 28, 2015 02:32 PM (B1TZ/)

183 Cock's STD.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 28, 2015 02:32 PM (ftJ4J)

184 28-25 Clemson

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:32 PM (vsbNu)

185 So Cardell Jones is entering the Draft. I'm curious when he will be selected. . . .

Posted by: logprof

5 -6 - 7 round pick. He's got the physical talent, but he's still pretty raw by NFL standards. Will take a couple of years of teaching to make reads to get him up to NFL level.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at November 28, 2015 02:33 PM (+1T7c)

186 How 'bout those never say die, keep the line movin' (as they like to say), World Champion Kansas City Royals.

And the Big 12 this year? If you're paying attention you know.

Posted by: teej at November 28, 2015 02:33 PM (ijopM)

187 I can't believe you left out the annual celebration of clean old-fashioned hate. I suppose that's because both teams are not much this year.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 feet CO at November 28, 2015 02:35 PM (JreH3)

188 5 -6 - 7 round pick. He's got the physical talent, but he's still pretty raw by NFL standards. Will take a couple of years of teaching to make reads to get him up to NFL level.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at November 28, 2015 02:33 PM (+1T7c)

--Yeah, rawer version of Cam Newton. I wonder if he'd be drafted higher if he declared last year. I think he pulled a Matt Barkley/Brett Hundley.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:35 PM (vsbNu)

189 These 'Cocks are tough to block.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:36 PM (vsbNu)

190 So Cardell Jones is entering the Draft. I'm curious when he will be selected. . . .

Posted by: logprof

5 -6 - 7 round pick. He's got the
physical talent, but he's still pretty raw by NFL standards. Will take a
couple of years of teaching to make reads to get him up to NFL level.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at November 28, 2015 02:33 PM (+1T7c)

Clearly there's no science to it. If there was, the NFL wouldn't be littered with QB first-rounders who are a bust, but this guy looks like he could be someone's long term project, and frankly might be worth a first round shot.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2015 02:37 PM (TOk1P)

191 These 'Cocks are tough to block.

Posted by: logprof
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spironolactone + finasteride + estrogen.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 28, 2015 02:40 PM (B1TZ/)

192 >>5 -6 - 7 round pick. He's got the physical talent, but he's still pretty raw by NFL standards. Will take a couple of years of teaching to make reads to get him up to NFL level.

I think he goes a littler earlier than that. He's a little raw but he has arm strength and size you can't coach.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2015 02:41 PM (/tuJf)

193 --Yeah, rawer version of Cam Newton. I wonder if
he'd be drafted higher if he declared last year. I think he pulled a
Matt Barkley/Brett Hundley.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:35 PM (vsbNu)

If I had a successful system, with an aging QB... like Brady or Brees or even Rothlisberger, I would take a shot on this guy, maybe.

Probably do that before I take on somebody else's reclamation project, whether it be RGIII or Kapernick or God forbid, Bradford or somebody like that.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2015 02:42 PM (TOk1P)

194 Breaking news on the crawl: Va. Tech reportedly has hired Memphis's coach.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:42 PM (vsbNu)

195 169
Thing is, 'Elisha' is a dude's name. He was the prophet Elijah's successor. Is Elisha Cuthbert transgendered?

Sir, I have no idea of what you speak. Who is Elisha Cuthbert, and did he see action at Antietam? Also, is transgendered related to trains?

Posted by: Elisha Hunt Rhodes at November 28, 2015 02:43 PM (LAe3v)

196 TD Clemson

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:44 PM (vsbNu)

197 NOOD gardening thread

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2015 02:45 PM (t5zYU)

198 Damn, Clemson missed PAT

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:45 PM (vsbNu)

199 Breaking news on the crawl: Va. Tech reportedly has hired Memphis's coach.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:42 PM (vsbNu)

Missouri is going to get outflanked. It should be some up and comer's dream job, but they're going to fool around and end up having to hire somebody like Jim Hanifan.

Is Dan Divine looking for a job?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2015 02:45 PM (TOk1P)

200 Missouri should hire the first black female head coach. Afterall that's all the whiny bitches of that school care about. Diversity and social justice

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2015 02:51 PM (zt+N6)

201 BurtTC

Dan Devine?
You owe me a keyboard!

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at November 28, 2015 02:52 PM (1M/xn)

202 Memphis has done a great job this year, especially with QB development. I like the move by VPI if it's legit.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:52 PM (vsbNu)

203 I wonder if Clemson will fall from #1 after this showing, or does the committee shrug and say "It was Rivalry Weekend on the road."

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:54 PM (vsbNu)

204 203 I wonder if Clemson will fall from #1 after this showing, or does the committee shrug and say "It was Rivalry Weekend on the road."

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 02:54 PM (vsbNu)

The committee really seems to have some ACC favoritism.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2015 02:55 PM (zt+N6)

205 The committee really seems to have some ACC favoritism.
Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2015 02:55 PM (zt+N6)

--After a decade of $EC favoritism, I can live with it.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 03:01 PM (vsbNu)

206 Michigan just wants to go home at this point.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 03:02 PM (1R3tM)

207 From Drudge: A Russian member of parliament was killed when her car exploded, whilst she and her husband were apparently having sex in the backseat.

https://tinyurl.com/j7ljoqh

Yowza. She put today's cheerleaders to shame. (Past tense, obviously.)

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 03:03 PM (sdi6R)

208 206 Michigan just wants to go home at this point.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 03:02 PM (1R3tM)

--Pretty sad, considering they're already in Ann Arbor.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 03:05 PM (vsbNu)

209 207 From Drudge: A Russian member of parliament was killed when her car exploded, whilst she and her husband were apparently having sex in the backseat.

https://tinyurl.com/j7ljoqh

Yowza. She put today's cheerleaders to shame. (Past tense, obviously.)
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 03:03 PM (sdi6R)

--Steyn mentioned it in his Steynposts today. Very sad.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 03:09 PM (vsbNu)

210 @logprof

At least it is a short walk.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2015 03:10 PM (1R3tM)

211 Bosa with a nice tipped ball and catches the INT himself with nice run.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2015 03:14 PM (zt+N6)

212 Clemson wins

37-32

:^)

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at November 28, 2015 03:20 PM (qCxUV)

213 Did Georgia beat Georgia Tech?

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 03:29 PM (vsbNu)

214 BurtTC

Dan Devine?

You owe me a keyboard!

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at November 28, 2015 02:52 PM (1M/xn)

Heh, sorry. I was trying to go somewhat obscure. Lou Holtz would have been too obvious... plus Lou is actually still alive. Hence, the change in the spelling of his name: Dan Divine... since he's coaching for the Squad Everlasting.

True fact: Devine did coach at Missouri back in the day.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2015 03:30 PM (TOk1P)

215 So why was this particular Russian targeted? Was it Turks or ISIS? Was she a good guy? That's my big fear, that we're at the point where a popular "good guy" could get rubbed out by the opposition, and the press still would try to cover it up and the LIVs wouldn't care as long as they keep getting their entitlements. They'd be able to rationalize that too.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at November 28, 2015 03:31 PM (B1TZ/)

216 215 So why was this particular Russian targeted? Was it Turks or ISIS? Was she a good guy? That's my big fear, that we're at the point where a popular "good guy" could get rubbed out by the opposition, and the press still would try to cover it up and the LIVs wouldn't care as long as they keep getting their entitlements. They'd be able to rationalize that too.
Posted by: Jack Bauer at November 28, 2015 03:31 PM (B1TZ/)

--According to the story Steyn linked there were issues between them, but that does not explain why the husband would want to take himself out as well.

http://www.steynonline.com/7322/premature-explodiation

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 03:33 PM (vsbNu)

217 Roll Tide Baby.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 28, 2015 03:34 PM (xInes)

218 From Drudge: A Russian member of parliament was
killed when her car exploded, whilst she and her husband were apparently
having sex in the backseat.

https://tinyurl.com/j7ljoqh

Yowza. She put today's cheerleaders to shame. (Past tense, obviously.)

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 03:03 PM (sdi6R)

Married couple having sex, exploded the car?

I mean, sure, she's awfully hot, but she's not THAT hot. And besides, this was her husband.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2015 03:34 PM (TOk1P)

219 So why was this particular Russian targeted? Was it
Turks or ISIS? Was she a good guy? That's my big fear, that we're at the
point where a popular "good guy" could get rubbed out by the
opposition, and the press still would try to cover it up and the LIVs
wouldn't care as long as they keep getting their entitlements. They'd be
able to rationalize that too.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at November 28, 2015 03:31 PM (B1TZ/)

Speculation is he was the target, not her. He's apparently a low-life scuzzbucket. Probably simple thug life nonsense. Russian-style.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2015 03:35 PM (TOk1P)

220 So Jack Bauer, are you thinking of going to Novosibirsk and blowing this case wide open?

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 03:42 PM (vsbNu)

221 C'mon Penn State! Mama needs another Big Ten Championship game!

Great win for da Bucks!

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at November 28, 2015 03:47 PM (1M/xn)

222 So Jack Bauer, are you thinking of going to Novosibirsk and blowing this case wide open?

Posted by: logprof
---
Nah. Looks like a case of manic depressive husband kills wife, then self. Or perhaps that one of them 'butt-dialled' the bomb by mistake.

Which is kind of a relief in a way: would be scary if terrorists had this kind of reach, with impunity.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at November 28, 2015 03:51 PM (B1TZ/)

223 There was a story here a few weeks ago that Sunni Russians were very angry about the attacks on ISIS, so if this lady were a hawk, this attack would have made sense that way.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at November 28, 2015 03:56 PM (B1TZ/)

224 Iron Bowl tied at 3

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 03:59 PM (vsbNu)

225 From the article I linked earlier, there is speculation that it was a murder-suicide committed by the husband with a grenade.

She was a member of Putin's party, so that would seem to get him off the hook. But what if he has enemies and rivals...?

American political scandals are rather tame compared to those in other countries.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2015 04:05 PM (sdi6R)

226 If we gotta go... http://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/researchers-catch-comet-lovejoy-giving-away-alcohol

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 28, 2015 04:18 PM (Kucy5)

227 Bama starting to run between the tackles on Auburn now.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 28, 2015 04:24 PM (Wckf4)

228 GO HOKIES!! Farewell Frank, it was a good run!

Michigan got humiliated, again. Suck it Harbaugh you douche.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2015 04:24 PM (ZX6Rx)

229 _There_ is the team no one wants to play in January. Showed up one week too late, unless Penn State can knock off Michigan State.

Posted by: Mentor of Arisia at November 28, 2015 04:25 PM (W5t09)

230 Tide tied at 6.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 28, 2015 04:28 PM (c/3OG)

231 >>"Did Rubio deal a mortal blow to ObamaCare?
Nov 25, 2015 1:01 PM by Ed Morrissey"

I've never killed anything with mine.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 28, 2015 04:29 PM (c7vUv)

232 The committee really seems to have some ACC favoritism.
Posted by: buzzion

Yea, those committee bastards!!

Posted by: SEC sycophants at November 28, 2015 04:31 PM (ZX6Rx)

233 So wrt the meetup I see an event for "the barrel". What is that?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 28, 2015 04:33 PM (B1TZ/)

234 Kidding.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 28, 2015 04:34 PM (B1TZ/)

235 228 GO HOKIES!! Farewell Frank, it was a good run!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2015 04:24 PM (ZX6Rx)
------------
Yep.
The one time in my life I half rooted for the Hokies over the Wahoos --- or at least didn't mind the loss.
I'd like to see Beamer go to one last bowl game, even if it's the Tidy Bowl or whatever.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 28, 2015 04:46 PM (T/5A0)

236 Night of the Comet is a Christmas movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 28, 2015 02:27 PM (XGqPs)

Night of the Comet followed Day of the Falcon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2015 04:51 PM (7MWCL)

237 Iron Bowl is nice and tight so far.

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 04:54 PM (vsbNu)

238 I guess Auburn stopped prepping for other teams a month ago.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 28, 2015 04:55 PM (Wckf4)

239 12-6 'Bama

Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2015 05:01 PM (vsbNu)

240 This was the rarer type-][ barrel. But how does one create it? I didn't see what the error was in the html. Is it due to cutting and pasting from another site?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 28, 2015 05:23 PM (B1TZ/)

241 wrong thread.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 28, 2015 05:24 PM (B1TZ/)

242 Big Auburn play for TD. Still losing though 19-13.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 28, 2015 06:06 PM (c/3OG)

243

Yea, Alabama! Drown 'em Tide!
Every 'Bama man's behind you,
Hit your stride.
Go teach the Bulldogs to behave,
Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave.
And if a man starts to weaken,
That's a shame!
For Bama's pluck and grit have
Writ her name in Crimson flame.
Fight on, fight on, fight on men!
Remember the Rose Bowl, we'll win then.
Go, roll to victory,
Hit your stride,
You're Dixie's football pride,
Crimson Tide, Roll Tide, Roll Tide!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 28, 2015 10:22 PM (rwI+c)

244 Finding photos that will get past the censor office is sometimes difficult, but what is interesting is that some schools are shockingly underrepresented in the cute/hot/not-unpleasant-to-look-at bracket. I will leave to your imaginations which of this week's schools is in that sad group.

As somebody who was in graduate school at Stanford in the first half of the 1970s, I need no imagination to figure it out. In 1974 or so, the fellow in charge of "honey shots" for whatever network (ABC?) was televising college football referred to the appearance of Stanford's coeds as "early War of 1812", and he was about right.

Posted by: Iowa Jim at November 29, 2015 05:11 PM (ekIVI)

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