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Active Shooter in Colorado Springs

Harris Faulkner is covering it calmly and straightly on Fox. I can only imagine what Shep Smith would be doing right now if he had the helm.

The "Sam Hyde" thing is a hoax. Hyde and his comedy troupe frequently claim that the "right wing extremist Sam Hyde" is responsible for this shooting or that.

This video shows Hyde giving a TED talk, having conned his way in by claiming to have an impressive resume of helping people in Africa.

Posted by: Ace at 03:25 PM




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1 I think they caught Him?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:26 PM (/dSsq)

2 First

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at November 27, 2015 03:26 PM (qCxUV)

3 Nooope

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at November 27, 2015 03:27 PM (qCxUV)

4 It was Shep!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 27, 2015 03:27 PM (FkBIv)

5 4 Sam Hyde, a KKK member and avowed racist is the shooter per Gateway Pundit. Great.

See. White red neck Christian Conservative....

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:27 PM (/dSsq)

6 Crap one of my student employees just moved down there last week.

Posted by: small town girl no longer banned! at November 27, 2015 03:28 PM (3/f2v)

7 5 4 Sam Hyde, a KKK member and avowed racist is the shooter per Gateway Pundit. Great.

Should have known not to answer...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:28 PM (/dSsq)

8 I hope the chicken is tanned and rested.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2015 03:28 PM (MQEz6)

9 I saw that on Twitter. It's at a PP office, or that's what they initially reported.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 03:29 PM (sj3Ax)

10 And they'll use this to tarnish us all, but a few thousand Islamists? Can't paint with a broad brush there.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 27, 2015 03:29 PM (kTF2Z)

11 10 And they'll use this to tarnish us all, but a few thousand Islamists? Can't paint with a broad brush there.

You know it..

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:30 PM (/dSsq)

12 >>> Sam Hyde, a KKK member and avowed racist is the shooter per Gateway Pundit. Great.

no. he's the troll that I mentioned video, with that video about the future. Whenever there's a shooting, his people put out the word that "Sam Hyde, known extremist" is the one responsible.

he's a troll seeking media attention.

Posted by: ace at November 27, 2015 03:30 PM (dciA+)

13 Shep is passed out in The Grrrrooooovvvvvveeee in preparation for the Egg Bowl. That or he's manning a glory hole in Williams Library.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 03:30 PM (GUBah)

14 The term "lone wolf" will not be seen.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2015 03:30 PM (MQEz6)

15 Sam Hyde, a KKK member and avowed racist is the shooter per Gateway Pundit. Great.
Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:27 PM (/dSsq)

Member of a Democrat paramilitary racial gang, huh?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 03:31 PM (mVnwd)

16 Dr. Jekyll?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 27, 2015 03:31 PM (FkBIv)

17 15 Sam Hyde, a KKK member and avowed racist is the shooter per Gateway Pundit. Great.
Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:27 PM (/dSsq

Not right..... see Ace...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:31 PM (/dSsq)

18 Seeing a lot of comments along the lines of "American right wingers are bigger terror threats than bla bla bla", prolly just a coinky dink that the people who think American right wingers are the biggest terror threat are the same people who want to deny 2nd amd rights to people on terror suspect watch lists.

Posted by: All Teh Meh is a Bailey man at November 27, 2015 03:33 PM (uaANl)

19 It's probably safe to guess that whatever Shep is doing right now would be illegal in several states and countless municipalities.

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 03:34 PM (wqsIf)

20 19 It's probably safe to guess that whatever Shep is doing right now would be illegal in several states and countless municipalities.

Does it involve sheep?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:35 PM (/dSsq)

21 no. he's the troll that I mentioned video, with that
video about the future. Whenever there's a shooting, his people put out
the word that "Sam Hyde, known extremist" is the one responsible.



he's a troll seeking media attention.





Posted by: ace


That has since been corrected. The shooter's name is now being reported as Heywood Jablomie.

Posted by: pep at November 27, 2015 03:35 PM (LAe3v)

22 Lawrence v. Texas took care of it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 27, 2015 03:36 PM (FkBIv)

23 Harris Faulkner is covering it calmly and straightly on Fox. I can only imagine what Shep Smith would be doing right now if he had the helm.

Covering it hysterically and faggily?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:38 PM (kpqmD)

24 24 hour rule. Everything is speculation right now, even him being captured.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:38 PM (39g3+)

25 Not sure I can handle actual content.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 03:38 PM (AfsKp)

26 Hey, is this the same guy who climbed the WH fence this morning?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (xq1UY)

27 First!!! (Weasel Rule)

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (e3bId)

28 Well this proves that We should ban all... Planned Parenthood's......

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (/dSsq)

29 He got a "hunting hat" on!




Which to a Yankee means?? Orange? Ear flaps? Big NRA logo (what they are hoping for) or one with an automatic head warmer that works on you thermal body temperature and the rate you fire your gun.




Yeah, that's the one!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (jJRIy)

30 Uncontained.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (FkBIv)

31 There's a 'Heywood Jablowme' listed in the Colorado Springs Tea Party Registry.

Posted by: Brian Ross at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (wqsIf)

32 27 First!!! (Weasel Rule)
Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (e3bId)

We respect your decision to identify as first, Weasel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (kpqmD)

33 Shep believes this may be a rogue cannibal from the SuperDome.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

34 Police say no connection to PP.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 27, 2015 03:40 PM (kTF2Z)

35 Police say no connection to PP.

Are You kidding?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:40 PM (/dSsq)

36 Co Springs is a weird town. AF academy, big religious groups and tons of Hispanics.



Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:40 PM (jJRIy)

37 @32 Bullshit. That's Weasel Privilege, right there. In a hunting hat.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 03:40 PM (xq1UY)

38 I can only imagine what Shep Smith would be doing right now if he had the helm.

If by 'helm' you mean 'engorged meatstick' I don't wanna imagine. But Charlie Sheen approves. Holehardedly.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 03:40 PM (7v/r5)

39 34 Police say no connection to PP.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 27, 2015 03:40 PM (kTF2Z)

We'll find one.

Posted by: The MFM at November 27, 2015 03:40 PM (kpqmD)

40 CNN has now confirmed the location of Colorado Springs.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (MQEz6)

41 I have no idea why any KKK member would want to shoot up PP. PP kills lots of black babies - I would think that racists and KKK members would applaud that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (P8951)

42 40 CNN has now confirmed the location of Colorado Springs.
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (MQEz6)

Now that's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (kpqmD)

43 Police say no connection to PP.

According to one report. Again: its all rumors, speculation, and wild ass guessing at this point.

24 hour rule.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (39g3+)

44 32
27 First!!! (Weasel Rule)

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (e3bId)



We respect your decision to identify as first, Weasel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (kpqmD)

SECOND! Can I have second? Pleassse!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (jJRIy)

45 We respect your decision to identify as first, Weasel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016


In fact, we're going to open a new $100M diversity and cultural building in your name.

Posted by: Academia at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (LAe3v)

46 Rangers v Bruins has been a damn fine hockey game.

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (wqsIf)

47 What's this shooter guy's Body Mass Index?

Is he overdosing on turkey?

Posted by: Don Rickles School of Complementary Phrases And Meeting Management at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (OUtMw)

48 Please note: The media simply vents its paranoias about its own pet issues in lieu of facts. No matter what they report, it's all bullshit.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (oVJmc)

49 Shep.

Sheep.

That's a bit too close to be a coincidence, no?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (LUgeY)

50 Have they recovered the passport, yet?!?

Posted by: scrood at November 27, 2015 03:42 PM (3b9U4)

51 43 Police say no connection to PP.

According to one report. Again: its all rumors, speculation, and wild ass guessing at this point.

24 hour rule.

If it has no connection to PP it will be dropped like a hot potato, though there is the gun aspect soooo...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:42 PM (/dSsq)

52 Wait, this appears to be actual content. WTF!?

Posted by: tbodie at November 27, 2015 03:42 PM (dDUXP)

53 Are You kidding?

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Not kidding. Can't do links on phone but it's all over twitter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 27, 2015 03:43 PM (kTF2Z)

54 I went to Breitbart.com for an update, but they had was 2703 Shootings, 440 Deaths Year-To-Date In Heavily Gun-Controlled Chicago

Now, how in the hell am I supposed to know which number shooting this is?

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 03:43 PM (Z58Xa)

55 I think we should keep it in perspective. Whoever this person may be, he is just like the pilgrims going to a place where he was not invited and committing atrocities during his time of refuge.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 03:43 PM (mVnwd)

56 SECOND! Can I have second? Pleassse!
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (jJRIy)

Second is not yours to possess, Nip, nor is it mine to give. It does not belong to anyone. If you wish to identify as second, we respect and support that deeply personal decision and will provide you the safe space necessary to express your secondness.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:43 PM (kpqmD)

57 well, well, thanks for telling me there's a new thread when I was making all the comments about it.

I'm gonna have half my frontal lobe removed and go over to the Kos side of the street.

anyway, MSNBC has confirmed that Colorado is still mostly opened for business and Bush is to blame.

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:44 PM (qSIlh)

58 I saw 24 Hour Rule play an acoustic set at the Weasel Multicultural Center and Diversity Amphitheater.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:44 PM (39g3+)

59 This is what happens when you don't get the TV at walmart on Black Friday.



Everyone should get a TV on Black Friday and these things would not happen.



Walmart is a racist non union outfit. TV's for everyone!

Posted by: MSM Reporter at November 27, 2015 03:45 PM (jJRIy)

60 When shooters begin shooting, real men go shopping.

We are not afraid.

Posted by: Don Rickles School of Complementary Phrases And Meeting Management at November 27, 2015 03:45 PM (OUtMw)

61 The area is strip malls, prefab supermarkets and big apartment complexes, not far off the freeway. Dunno if that matters. Not like the residential area a month ago. Crap. Now I need to arm up. We're only a 600,000 population, and have had two of these in a month.

Posted by: Bob's House of Etc. at November 27, 2015 03:46 PM (yxw0r)

62 Second is not yours to possess, Nip, nor is it mine to give. It does not belong to anyone. If you wish to identify as second, we respect and support that deeply personal decision and will provide you the safe space necessary to express your secondness.

After all, who are we to judge?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2015 03:46 PM (LUgeY)

63 THEY ARE EATING BABIES AT PP!

Posted by: Sheppy the Clown at November 27, 2015 03:46 PM (bA+CL)

64
Walmart is a racist non union outfit. TV's for everyone!
Posted by: MSM Reporter at November 27, 2015 03:45 PM (jJRIy)

We'll be remedying that after dark



BLM...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:46 PM (/dSsq)

65 and if it has nothing to do with PP, then they'll call for more gun control. Expect to see lots of pictures of Glocks with folding scopes and bayonnaise mounts.

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:46 PM (qSIlh)

66 Second is not yours to possess, Nip, nor is it mine
to give. It does not belong to anyone. If you wish to identify as
second, we respect and support that deeply personal decision and will
provide you the safe space necessary to express your secondness.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:43 PM (kpqmD)


This is all I evah really wanted, a safe space to flap. Thanks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:47 PM (jJRIy)

67 Any description of the perp?

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 03:47 PM (Wu2k4)

68 65 and if it has nothing to do with PP, then they'll call for more gun control. Expect to see lots of pictures of Glocks with folding scopes and bayonnaise mounts.
Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:46 PM (qSIlh)

Can't make a great BLT without bayonnaise.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:47 PM (kpqmD)

69 65 and if it has nothing to do with PP, then they'll call for more gun control. Expect to see lots of pictures of Glocks with folding scopes and bayonnaise mounts.

Don't forget "hunting" style hats!

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:47 PM (/dSsq)

70 Don't forget "hunting" style hats!
Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:47 PM (/dSsq)

With bayonet lugs and shoulder things that go up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:47 PM (kpqmD)

71 40 CNN has now confirmed the location of Colorado Springs.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (MQEz6)

Now that's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (kpqmD)

How many expert panels did they air before making such a bold commitment to their reportage? Because Colorado Springs is actually an old settlement for the Manitou tribe, and the name Colorado Springs is the territorial marking of genocidal caucasians.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 03:48 PM (mVnwd)

72 67
Any description of the perp?

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 03:47 PM (Wu2k4)

Wearing a "Hunting hat". I am not making that up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:48 PM (jJRIy)

73 re 67: white, Am Flag tattoos on all three arms, wearing a "He died for our sins" t-shirt and a Trump for President bumper sticker.

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:48 PM (qSIlh)

74 Any description of the perp?

It appears to be a carbon-based life form of some type.

We don't know a damned thing, but we were FIRST ON THE SCENE WITH THIS IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS STORY!!!!1Eleventy!11!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2015 03:49 PM (LUgeY)

75 "though there is the gun aspect soooo..."

Didn't Colorado just pass some new gun control rules after the theater shooting?

Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 03:49 PM (Z/8dZ)

76 72 67
Any description of the perp?

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 03:47 PM (Wu2k4)

Wearing a "Hunting hat". I am not making that up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:48 PM (jJRIy)
***
Sweet Baby Jesus on a Pogo-Stick..... useless, utterly useless, these reporters.....

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 03:49 PM (Wu2k4)

77 CNN has confirmed in their heart of hearts that this has nothing to do with Islam.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 03:50 PM (oVJmc)

78 3 re 67: white, Am Flag tattoos on all three arms, wearing a "He died for our sins" t-shirt and a Trump for President bumper sticker.
Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:48 PM (qSIlh)

"Make America Schwarzenrein!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:50 PM (kpqmD)

79 Is this where I go to buy me a Huntin' Hat?

Posted by: John Kerry at November 27, 2015 03:50 PM (wqsIf)

80 Didn't Colorado just pass some new gun control rules after the theater shooting?

Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 03:49 PM (Z/8dZ)

Yeah, it called selling dope.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:51 PM (jJRIy)

81 So a possible active shooter somewhere near a PP death clinic and the media is all aflutter but crickets about what is actually going on in the PP death clinic.

Hypocrites.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2015 03:51 PM (ej1L0)

82 from gazette dot com:

1:53 p.m. Police report that officers went to a Veterans Affairs clinic across the road from the shooting scene and warned patients and staff to stay away from windows.

[but they still aren't saying where the shooting scene is.]

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:51 PM (qSIlh)

83 Not sure the Fox coverage is "straight." There was a PP clinic nearby, so they are linking the shooting to pro-lifers by saying there is a question whether the shooting was against PP. Just "asking questions," you know.

Posted by: Emmie at November 27, 2015 03:51 PM (PiNvr)

84 Are You kidding?

---------

That's it? No height, weight, race, etc? Cause he wouldn't do anything crazy like, I don't know, TAKE THE FUCKING HAT OFF.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 27, 2015 03:52 PM (kTF2Z)

85 So Christmas sales of guns are going to be fantastic this year.



For someone who hates guns so much, President Sh1t Midas helped sell a TON of them.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 03:52 PM (AC0lD)

86 They're eating dead babies in the Planned Parenthood facility in Colorado Springs, people!

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 27, 2015 03:52 PM (8ZskC)

87 I watched Weasel giving Mountain Dulcimer lessons at the Grand Ole Opery, in forty seven I think it was.

Posted by: Don Rickles School of Complementary Phrases And Meeting Management at November 27, 2015 03:52 PM (OUtMw)

88 Ya know, if the guy's at large - as at least one source reports, quoting the police - then it might be nice for the public in the area to have some rough idea of what he looks like.

I'm just sayin'

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 03:53 PM (Wu2k4)

89 Kurdish sources say that American soldiers have recently arrived in the town of Kobane in Syria. Man, that Bush is such a liar.

Posted by: CNN at November 27, 2015 03:53 PM (LYCUN)

90 Newest report is the shooter is still on the loose and the Police only managed to capture his shadow of despair.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2015 03:54 PM (MQEz6)

91 then it might be nice for the public in the area to have some rough idea of what he looks like.



I'm just sayin'

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 03:53 PM (Wu2k4)


I saw a Canadian station once report that they were looking for two suspects who were "non-white."

I really wanted to call the tipline and ask if they could narrow it down a few more shades...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 03:54 PM (AC0lD)

92 Sweet Baby Jesus on a Pogo-Stick..... useless, utterly useless, these reporters.....

What? You're saying you don't automatically "know" who it is in our society that wears hunting hats? And that their inference is lost on you? And that that inference is that it's a gun-toting-bitter-clinger-type-knuckle-dragging-Constitution-lover-racist-homophobe that our esteemed president has warned of so often?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2015 03:54 PM (LUgeY)

93 " This is all I ever wanted, safe place to flap."

Flap? You're practicing to be a 747 airliner?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 03:55 PM (No/ki)

94
That's it? No height, weight, race, etc? Cause he wouldn't do anything crazy like, I don't know, TAKE THE FUCKING HAT OFF.


Look if you were a cop and 87 news trucks rolled up with idiots shoving mics in your face, how helpful and informative would you really be?

He's got a hat. Now go away.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:55 PM (39g3+)

95 ABC news on radio said its at PP & SWAT teams are in place. 4 pm EST.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 03:55 PM (sj3Ax)

96 Imagine for a minute a 'Yelp' rating system for news networks.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 03:56 PM (7v/r5)

97 First photo released of the perp:

http://tinyurl.com/h9aryv6

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 03:56 PM (mVnwd)

98 Trump supporter, got to be, or Trump worker (CNN wants this connection) )

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 03:57 PM (T3Tpd)

99 so he went into the PP clinic after shooting cops ... must be suicidal.

PP on the phone trying to auction off his organs, if they can get a scalpel on him. cha ching

Posted by: Illiniwek at November 27, 2015 03:57 PM (Nc0+l)

100 Brett Hume now claiming "Planned Parenthood shooter" posted a threat on social media before going on rampage.

Except nobody knows his identity so how the heck would anyone know that?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:57 PM (39g3+)

101 I have Breaking News app on iPhone & problem downloading news!

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 03:57 PM (sj3Ax)

102 Here's the suspect. White guy with hat, but police say they're having trouble finding him:

http://tinyurl.com/hz8mwaq

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 03:57 PM (oVJmc)

103 If I recall correctly, pro-lifers are on the DHS terrorist watch list.

Posted by: Emmie at November 27, 2015 03:57 PM (PiNvr)

104 The perp is threatening to leave several unborn babies in their wombs unharmed.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2015 03:58 PM (MQEz6)

105 re 97 and others: dunno why, but the tinyurl links are all returned "Error: Unable to find site's URL to redirect to."

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:58 PM (qSIlh)

106 " Brett Hume now claiming "Planned Parenthood shooter" posted a threat on social media before going on rampage. "

Why are they calling him the "Planned Parenthood shooter" if they cops just confirmed this is unrelated to PP?

Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 03:58 PM (Z/8dZ)

107 Experts say best option now is keeping nation as comfortable as possible before the end.

ONN

http://tinyurl.com/hsv8pk4

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:58 PM (39g3+)

108 The shooting also took place near a VA clinic and King Soopers market, not just PP.

Posted by: Josh at November 27, 2015 03:59 PM (G/pqk)

109 If I recall correctly, pro-lifers are on the DHS terrorist watch list.

*does Forrest Gump wave at Bob from the NSA*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2015 03:59 PM (LUgeY)

110 Why are they calling him the "Planned Parenthood shooter" if they cops just confirmed this is unrelated to PP?

Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 03:58 PM (Z/8dZ)




Because My Will Be Done!



even if it doesn't fit any sort of logical pattern. especially if it doesn't.

Posted by: The Narrative at November 27, 2015 03:59 PM (GUBah)

111 Harris Faulkner is covering it calmly and straightly on Fox. I can only imagine what Shep Smith would be doing right now if he had the helm.

***

He would no doubt be performing in the hopes of capturing an Emmy.

You should have a #TalkLikeShepSmith thread some day.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 27, 2015 03:59 PM (PMlgt)

112 108 The shooting also took place near a VA clinic and King Soopers market, not just PP.


Disgruntled VA patient?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:59 PM (/dSsq)

113 It's got local news 5 coverage from the PP & Colorado Springs news.
Centennial Blvd closed & shelter in place.

What is that BS? Shelter in place?

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:00 PM (sj3Ax)

114 WTF is a "hunting hat?" The one Elmer Fudd wears ?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 27, 2015 04:00 PM (P8951)

115 Hmmm:

"lolz. This imbecile was shooting at passing cars. When confronted by
police, he ran. The closest building happened to be a medical building
with a PP clinic in it. From that, we get to 'shooting at Planned
Parenthood." Why? Because that fits the media narrative."

Posted by: S at November 27, 2015 04:00 PM (HCXGq)

116 PP SWAT teams are in place

Bailiff! We'll never fit in on the album cover...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 04:00 PM (xq1UY)

117 Shooter is still on the loose.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:00 PM (sj3Ax)

118 >>>
106
Why are they calling him the "Planned Parenthood shooter" if they cops just confirmed this is unrelated to PP?
Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 03:58 PM (Z/8dZ)
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Same reason they found a Tea Partier named James Holmes.

Posted by: Emmie at November 27, 2015 04:00 PM (PiNvr)

119 What is that BS? Shelter in place?

Hide in the closet and be very very quiet.

Posted by: Don Rickles School of Complementary Phrases And Meeting Management at November 27, 2015 04:01 PM (OUtMw)

120 They're saying a white male in his forties.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:01 PM (Nwg0u)

121 Except nobody knows his identity so how the heck would anyone know that?

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No worries. We'll have one up five seconds after they announce his name.

Posted by: Facebook at November 27, 2015 04:01 PM (kTF2Z)

122 'gazette dot com guy Hobbs reports 10 ambulances lined up nearby.

Guy's on the loose, or maybe he isn't.
Guy might have hostages, might not.
Guy's got a hat, and maybe a rifle.

I know, heat of the moment and all that, but FFS can anyone give any reliable info on WTF is happening?

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 04:01 PM (Wu2k4)

123 Willowed on previous thread:

Spooky story Mahty. Ghost ships are really creepy for some reason.

Just something scary and haunting about a ship full of dead people

floating on the ocean for weeks or even years.



Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:51 PM (39g3+)


Spooky,
but not supernatural. I got a chuckle when it the story said something
like "conspiracy theorists speculate that they were fishermen". Well,
duh. Fishing boats, of a type long obsolete in modern countries, manned
by Nork conscripts, and told not to come back without a load of fish,
and provided with few or no supplies. Fleet gets caught in a storm,
blown out to sea; crew perishes from starvation and/or exposure. The now
ghost fleet eventually washes ashore in Japan. No conspiracy required,
just circumstances known to exist. They could probably back-track the
fleet by satellite imagery, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2015 04:02 PM (7MWCL)

124 Thank you, Don Rickles.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:02 PM (sj3Ax)

125 97 First photo released of the perp:
http://tinyurl.com/h9aryv6
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 03:56 PM (mVnwd)

Hahaha...good one! Looks like a real nasty bastard to me.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2015 04:02 PM (ej1L0)

126 Guy's on the loose, or maybe he isn't.
Guy might have hostages, might not.
Guy's got a hat, and maybe a rifle.

So as usual they know nothing...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 04:02 PM (/dSsq)

127 They're saying a white male in his forties.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:01 PM (Nwg0u)




So, male of indeterminate origin in his 20s?

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 04:02 PM (GUBah)

128 Three Officers shot per Colorado local news.

I like this app.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:02 PM (sj3Ax)

129 The shooting also took place near a VA clinic and King Soopers market, not just PP.


Disgruntled VA patient?

-
Bananas over ripe?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:02 PM (Nwg0u)

130 You know, there are a lot of funny comments on this thread.

But it's a sad kind of funny. I hope.

I do like the part about him having three arms, and wearing only a hat, a t-shirt, and a bumper sticker... presumably on his bumper.

If he's got three arms, it should be easier to figure out who he is.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 04:04 PM (bLnSU)

131 129 The shooting also took place near a VA clinic and King Soopers market, not just PP.

Was it near a Walmart? Maybe he didn't get one of the Black Friday TV"s?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 04:04 PM (/dSsq)

132 Initial call came from PP office.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:04 PM (sj3Ax)

133 The shooting also took place near a VA clinic and King Soopers market, not just PP.


Disgruntled VA patient?

-
Bananas over ripe?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:02 PM (Nwg0u)




Someone used plastic instead of bringing their own reusable, Gaia-friendly canvas bag.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 04:04 PM (GUBah)

134 Experts say best option now is keeping nation as comfortable as possible before the end.

-
Explains the pressure to legalize pot.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:06 PM (Nwg0u)

135 Shots still being fired. It's been going on for 2.5 hours. I'm typing what news is reporting.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:06 PM (sj3Ax)

136 Initial reports are that the shooter targeted Planned Parenthood and was using a Glock model AR-47 with a bayoneted scope and the shoulder thingy that goes up.

Posted by: CNN at November 27, 2015 04:07 PM (LYCUN)

137 We really are a wonderful town, and could use more morons.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 27, 2015 04:07 PM (yxw0r)

138 Except nobody knows his identity so how the heck would anyone know that?

-------------------

No worries. We'll have one up five seconds after they announce his name.


The perp's name is Hymie Schwartzkopf and he's a black Native American of Sicilian descent with an Irish great-grandmother on his dad's side.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2015 04:07 PM (LUgeY)

139 Reporting via MadLibs.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 04:07 PM (oVJmc)

140 Tryptophan-induced psychosis?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 27, 2015 04:08 PM (EHU9F)

141 136 Initial reports are that the shooter targeted Planned Parenthood and was using a Glock model AR-47 with a bayoneted scope and the shoulder thingy that goes up.
Posted by: CNN at November 27, 2015 04:07 PM (LYCUN)

Don't forget the NRA and Trump bumper stickers on His car...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 04:08 PM (/dSsq)

142 That's it? No height, weight, race, etc?

He's the guy shooting a gun!!

Posted by: CNN at November 27, 2015 04:08 PM (Z58Xa)

143 142 That's it? No height, weight, race, etc?

He's the guy shooting a gun!!

With the hunting hat on!

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 04:09 PM (/dSsq)

144 That capybara in the sidebar looks like a wump.

Bill Peet should sue.

Posted by: The Wump World at November 27, 2015 04:09 PM (2WoCi)

145 well, one thing we can predict for sure, he probably drinks tea and he probably likes to party. You can draw your own conclusions.

MSM

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 04:09 PM (qSIlh)

146 We blame heterosexuality and Christianity.

Posted by: CNN at November 27, 2015 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

147 I do like the part about him having three arms,

-
Those guys can be difficult to deal with because they're unpredictable. They're all, "On one hand, but on the other hand, but on my other other hand."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:09 PM (Nwg0u)

148 Anderson Cooper: "So, how many clips does this magazine hold?"

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2015 04:10 PM (MQEz6)

149 And the NRA.

And Sarah Palin.

And climate change.

Posted by: CNN at November 27, 2015 04:10 PM (oVJmc)

150 Well, the only consolation one can take in a case like this is that the perp is not likely to survive much longer.

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 04:10 PM (Wu2k4)

151 They can't confirm if it started at PP. but believe 3 officers shot.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:10 PM (sj3Ax)

152 He's probably using an AK-47 that he bought from Wal Mart, just like the Paris extremists did.

Posted by: Jan SchaKowski (D-Chicago) at November 27, 2015 04:10 PM (LYCUN)

153 I wonder what the deal is with Colorado. Seems to be a popular place for these things to get coverage. Chicago, not so much.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 04:11 PM (Z58Xa)

154 150 Well, the only consolation one can take in a case like this is that the perp is not likely to survive much longer.

Lets hope they take Him down before He harms any one else...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 04:11 PM (/dSsq)

155 Have you noticed how many of these psychotics run into buildings after they have committed their heinous deeds? I am thinking we need some common sense building access restrictions with a three day waiting period before entering.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 04:11 PM (mVnwd)

156 Lets hope they take Him down before He harms any one else...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 04:11 PM (/dSsq)


Yeah, this.

Though the way you capitalized that is borderline blasphemous.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 04:12 PM (bLnSU)

157 from gazette dot com

2:11 p.m. UPDATE

Around 1:20 p.m., a man walked up Fillmore Street after parking at least one-quarter to a half-mile away.

As police officers and tactical units continued working at the scene, the man stood on the south side of Fillmore Street looking toward the Planned Parenthood building.

An officer pulled up and told the man, "You guys are in the line of fire."

The man replied "my daughter's in the line of fire. She works there." He verified that she works at Planned Parenthood.

"We're trying to get her out," the officer told the man, adding that the apparent shooter has "a high-powered rifle."

=====

see? PP is involved after all. And did the cop really address the man as "you guys"?

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 04:12 PM (qSIlh)

158 From now until the election and maybe even beyond, the Media is going to blow up every shooting incident so as to help create the atmosphere for Obama to EO either and outright ban of some sort (not guns but ammo or something to make it difficult to maintain/buy a firearm) or to enact some BATF rules that accomplish the same.

And the only way to counteract it is with immediate vocal response and civil disobedience.

No discussions no compromises.

Flat out NO.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:12 PM (Xo1Rt)

159 Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 03:41 PM (wqsIf)

yeah....until the last 7 minutes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2015 04:13 PM (Zu3d9)

160 2 walked into ambulances, s/b a good sign.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:13 PM (sj3Ax)

161 New outbreak of gunfire.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:13 PM (Nwg0u)

162 Shooter has a hat and a gun, and is wearing a long coat. Probably read the ACE of Spades HQ thread where an Aussie style oilskin duster made from Kevlar was mentioned, with matching hat.

NSA is currently cross referencing IP address of visitors to the blog at that time and date with locations within driving distance of the scene. There may be some correlation with anti government web pages, military blogs, and pro gun blogs.

It will take the NSA super computers some time to analyze the octalgoogleplex sized database of possible correlations. We have not considered any possible Christian cross referencing as the compute times are estimated to be in the ten thousand year range.

Posted by: FBI Profiler at November 27, 2015 04:14 PM (OUtMw)

163 Posted by: Jan SchaKowski (D-Chicago) at November 27, 2015 04:10 PM (LYCUN)

Nah...he bought the full auto AK-47 mail order. At a gun show. Through a loophole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2015 04:15 PM (Zu3d9)

164 I wonder what the deal is with Colorado. Seems to be a popular place for these things to get coverage. Chicago, not so much.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 04:11 PM (Z58Xa)




The MSM lives in NYC and LA and vacations in CO. No one vacations in Chicago.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 04:15 PM (GUBah)

165 anti government web pages, military blogs, and pro gun blogs.

I believe you mean smart military blog.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at November 27, 2015 04:15 PM (LYCUN)

166 Wearing a "Hunting hat". I am not making that up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:48 PM (jJRIy)


Maybe he won some BLM tags in the lottery and got confused...

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at November 27, 2015 04:16 PM (wKcQA)

167 We kid about ready, fire, aim but the MSN
does:
1. Get ready with a narrative
2. Aim it with laser precision
3. Fire it

If you're not part of the solution (cutting
off the money supply to people who hate you) than
you're part of the problem.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 04:16 PM (7v/r5)

168 AK-47. That fires 47 bullets for every shot, right?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:16 PM (Xo1Rt)

169 Police are going building to building & still searching for shooter.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:16 PM (sj3Ax)

170 From now until the election and maybe even beyond, the Media is going to blow up every shooting incident

*cough, cough* 'Every'...?

Posted by: The Narrative at November 27, 2015 04:17 PM (Z58Xa)

171 I heard he is using a AK-47 style shotgun.

Meanwhile Oliver Willis blows a gasket and gets straw everywhere:

Conservatives: there's an active shooter NEAR planned parenthood, NOT IN it, so that's TOTALLY COOL.

Do they know how insane they sound?


Caps in context.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 04:18 PM (39g3+)

172 I'm going to wait until it's over.
I was reading a book.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:18 PM (sj3Ax)

173 Sorry.

Every incident that fits the narrative.

Better?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:18 PM (Xo1Rt)

174 Just caught 2 minutes of CNN.



So, three cops shot at....? Law enforcement..



I'm still keeping my money on the bet that some portion of the shooters name is spelled "Mohammad." Of course, I now do that for all shootings. When you have a winning system......

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 04:18 PM (AC0lD)

175 "what the deal is with Colorado."

Not enough Pot.

Pot mellows you right out and makes you hungry.
You end up overweight and walking to the bus stop is beyond your capability.

Posted by: FBI Profiler at November 27, 2015 04:19 PM (OUtMw)

176 On way home from work, abc news going on and on about planned parrot hood office being in that strip mall. Sounds like they are praying to shaitan olla and all the evil spirits that the shooter be Tea Party/pro life. Sorry bastards. My heart goes out to Colorado Springs, Mrs. E's hometown. We have bought groceries in that King Super many times. Heads up for more of these shootings, planned and executed by who knows? Question is, who benefits from this?

Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2015 04:19 PM (b+df9)

177 The MSM lives in NYC and LA and vacations in CO. No one vacations in Chicago.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 04:15 PM (GUBah)

It's of the same vein as those EVERYONE is doing this thing articles when it's just some bubbleheaded friends doing it so they think it's important.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 04:19 PM (4ErVI)

178
Bottom ticker on local tv says police are still getting occasional gunfire, no confirmation that it has anything to do with PP.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:19 PM (ODxAs)

179 Hillary will have a statement soon on her 3 point plan on how to deal with the shooter in CS.

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 04:20 PM (T3Tpd)

180
Meanwhile Oliver Willis blows a gasket and gets straw everywhere:



Conservatives: there's an active shooter NEAR planned parenthood, NOT IN it, so that's TOTALLY COOL.



Do they know how insane they sound?


Meawhile, Oliver Willis would be changing his reaction based on the color of skin of the shooter.

Posted by: CNN at November 27, 2015 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

181 They need to have laws to keep the current pot from being so strong.

They need to force growers to only grow ditch weed.

Maybe make people get a license if they want to smoke the high powered stuff.

*you can see where that's going*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:21 PM (Xo1Rt)

182 I want the '50's back.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:22 PM (Xo1Rt)

183 Look, people. No need to panic. It's one guy.
Even from the roof of a tall building, rifle range is less than a mile when used by an untrained civilian.

Just do your Black Friday shopping somewhere else and let the authorities handle the situation. We are trained for these situations. We are professionals.

Posted by: FBI Profiler at November 27, 2015 04:22 PM (OUtMw)

184 . No one vacations in Chicago.

-
Maybe Lt. Frank Drebin.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:23 PM (Nwg0u)

185 "The MSM lives in NYC and LA and vacations in CO."

A whole lot of them vacation in Paris. Spewing Gaia-murdering carbon dioxide the whole way there and back.

That's a big part of why they completely lost their shit over the Parisian mujihadin terror massacre. If something equally bad had happened in some minor French provincial city, or if in one of the remote suburban banlieux, it would have been a different story.

But to lefty journalistas, having this stuff happen in a trendy area of Paris proper means it could've been THEM eating a jihadi bullet. Shock horror! This changes everything!

Posted by: torquewrench at November 27, 2015 04:23 PM (noWW6)

186
So Oliver Willis is concerned that we're not concerned that a stray bullet might hit a dead baby??

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 04:23 PM (XGqPs)

187
Kinda sad that Thanksgiving and Christmas season increase many people's depression when it should be the opposite.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:23 PM (ODxAs)

188 Posted by: FBI Profiler at November 27, 2015 04:22 PM (OUtMw)\

Says the guy who's wearing class IV armor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:24 PM (Xo1Rt)

189 Meanwhile Oliver Willis blows a gasket and gets straw everywhere:

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 04:18 PM (39g3+)


You know, if you told him to hang on for a moment, he'd accuse you of wanting to lynch him.

He's not even crazy, he'll just tell every possible lie to smear people he opposes. It's someone who discovered the effectiveness of the temper tantrum and swore on a stack of bibles to be faithful to that tactic forever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 04:24 PM (bLnSU)

190 I wonder what the deal is with Colorado. Seems to be a popular place for these things to get coverage. Chicago, not so much.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 04:11 PM (Z58Xa)

I was wondering the same thing. We get Columbine. Conifer. Aurora Theater. Things like this nutball. It's not like we are a prime "root causes" location with lots of poverty, lack of jobs and racial tensions.

In fact, the perps are usually from the middle to upper middle classes with lots of opportunities.

Maybe it's time to ban prosperity since it seems to be an incubator of psychopaths.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 04:24 PM (mVnwd)

191 Oliver Willis?


Fuck him. I never liked Diff'rent Strokes anyway.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 04:25 PM (4ErVI)

192 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:23 PM (ODxAs)

The mechanism is that this is the season to share with you're loved ones.

If somehow you're misplaced them or driven them off, you get sad and want to blame someone else for your pain.

Or cause someone else some pain.

Humans are a giving species.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:26 PM (Xo1Rt)

193 Hillary will have a statement soon on her 3 point plan on how to deal with the shooter in CS.

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1. Stop shooter.

2. Fund task force.

3. End gun violence.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:26 PM (Nwg0u)

194 But to lefty journalistas, having this stuff happen in a trendy area of Paris proper means it could've been THEM eating a jihadi bullet. Shock horror! This changes everything!

Posted by: torquewrench at November 27, 2015 04:23 PM (noWW6)





See Exhibit A: Horrendo Revolver, aka Jerry Rivers

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 04:26 PM (GUBah)

195 People who think that guns and the NRA aren't evil should read up on The Crusades.

Posted by: Oliver Willis at November 27, 2015 04:26 PM (LYCUN)

196 You see, people are getting upset about only Black people being allowed to shop this Friday!

Posted by: Emily Litella at November 27, 2015 04:26 PM (3myMJ)

197 The MSM lives in NYC and LA and vacations in CO. No one vacations in Chicago.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 04:15 PM (GUBah)

No one vacations in CO Springs unless they are at a convention at the Broadmoor. The town is a suburban hell.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:27 PM (jJRIy)

198 "Maybe it's time to ban prosperity since it seems to be an incubator of psychopaths.
"

I'm pretty sure I've read something before about how mountain areas have a higher % of schizophrenia than other places.

Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 04:27 PM (Kqit+)

199 Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 04:27 PM (Kqit+)

So that's what attracts all the Californians?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:28 PM (Xo1Rt)

200
Question: When is the Left concerned about babies?

Answer: When a shooter is near a Planned Parenthood abortion mill and might kill a baby before they do.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 04:29 PM (XGqPs)

201 I'm pretty sure I've read something before about how mountain areas have a higher % of schizophrenia than other places.

He hates these mountains!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at November 27, 2015 04:29 PM (LUgeY)

202 I am sure this guy wasn't smoking legal dope.



Absolutely sure about that. Got that, absoultey sure.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:29 PM (jJRIy)

203 We need John McClain.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:30 PM (Nwg0u)

204
I wonder what the deal is with Colorado. Seems to be a popular place for these things to get coverage. Chicago, not so much.

Nothing new at night in Chicago, This happens several times a week

Dead: 404 Shot: 2727 as of today

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 04:30 PM (T3Tpd)

205 Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2015 04:19 PM (b+df9)

I'm sorry Eromero that it's local area.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:30 PM (sj3Ax)

206 203
We need John McClain.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 04:30 PM (Nwg0u)

And you'll get John McCain.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 04:30 PM (4ErVI)

207 181
They need to have laws to keep the current pot from being so strong.

They need to force growers to only grow ditch weed.

Maybe make people get a license if they want to smoke the high powered stuff.

*you can see where that's going*


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:21 PM (Xo1Rt)

TOTALLY AGREE. The pot today is stupid strong, I read about it, and three days later woke up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:30 PM (jJRIy)

208 I think we need a one day free for all.

One day of the year, anyone found outside of any building is considered Fair Game.

Anyone can shoot, knife, poison dart, whatever, anyone else outside.

Of course they themselves will also be vulnerable since they too must be outside.

Maybe that will let everyone blow off steam that needs to.

Spice up the gene pool.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:32 PM (Xo1Rt)

209 We don't know the motivation of this particular individual.

However, depression is exacerbated around the holidays for a number of reasons:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hg4hsro

Bitter Clinger highlighted the one of people being alone in which as touted as family celebrations.

Many churches over the 10 years or more have been offering Blue Christmas/Longest Night of the Year Services in which pain during the holidays-job loss, relationship breakup, deaths, illness and acknowledgment is made that God-who came among us in human form-understands what we go through and has promised to be with us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 04:32 PM (No/ki)

210 So that's what attracts all the Californians?

Colorado has loads of beautiful public lands, a 4.0% unemployment rate and while housing is in shortage, it's less expensive than California. Also, Colorado has lower taxes.

I have a cousin who just moved to Colorado from San Fran and thinks he's gone to heaven. He went from a 1300 SF townhome to a 4200 SF house and is spending less on housing.

Posted by: Emily Litella at November 27, 2015 04:32 PM (3myMJ)

211 I think Harris is great & should replace Shep.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:33 PM (sj3Ax)

212 Kinda sad that Thanksgiving and Christmas season increase many people's depression when it should be the opposite.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:23 PM (ODxAs)


Statistically they tend low points for suicide and violence, and suicide, but people are so drowned in pop culture that memes are more believed than facts.

Damn near all media report domestic violence rates as high during these times - reported incidents and arrests are low during these times.

None of it is *good*, mind you, and it all still makes me wonder what the eff is wrong with people...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 04:33 PM (bLnSU)

213 We now return to Dr. Oliver Willis, M.D....

* dramatic bleep-bloop music *

NURSE1: Dr., the patient is coding!

DR WILLIS: Dammit, get me respiratory, STAT!

NURSE2: Pressure falling, doctor.

DR WILLIS: Starting chest compressions. No narrative dies on my watch!

DR WILLIS: Nurse, 500cc's of Twitter. Get me an Instagram! Start up Facebook.

NURSE1: Yes, doctor.

DR WILLIS: You there, don't stand around, find me a white guy. We may be able to into a TEA party thing.

NURSE3: Doctor, he was hit by a bank robbery.

DR WILLIS: Dammit, doesn't anybody respect the sanity of the Federal Reserve system anymore?

THE NARRATIVE: *HOOORK, FFFFFTT*

* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2015 04:34 PM (9YDUz)

214 Any connection to Jane's Thanksgiving feast?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2015 04:34 PM (u82oZ)

215 I'm pretty sure I've read something before about how mountain areas have a higher % of schizophrenia than other places.
Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 04:27 PM (Kqit+)

Now his life is full of wonder, but his heart still knows some fear,
of a simple thing he can not comprehend.
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more,
more people, more scars upon the land.

If it saves just one life, then, let's tear those suckers down without bringing in a couple more.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 04:35 PM (mVnwd)

216 The pot is too strong. What a great idea to apply to alcohol.

No more than 1.5% allowed. You'd get full before you got drunk. Save a lot of lives.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:35 PM (3myMJ)

217 Some people just can't ask for help.

And that's the real problem.

Lot's of people willing to help someone that truly hurting.

Even if it's self inflicted.

Too many just can't bring themselves to ask for help or don't even know it's there or don't feel they deserve it.

We do need to be kinder to each other and maybe assume the other person's having a bad day also.

*my biggest fault*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 27, 2015 04:36 PM (Xo1Rt)

218
Did not know that Merv, good stats.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:36 PM (ODxAs)

219 Bitter Clinger highlighted the one of people being alone in which as touted as family celebrations.



Many churches over the 10 years or more have been offering Blue
Christmas/Longest Night of the Year Services in which pain during the
holidays-job loss, relationship breakup, deaths, illness and
acknowledgment is made that God-who came among us in human
form-understands what we go through and has promised to be with us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 04:32 PM (No/ki)

This is soo true. When I went through a divorce, on Christmas day nothing to do. Finally one of my other divorced friends figured out that hotel bars would be open, so Christmas at a Hilton bar!
Had four other guys and we had fun, what I remember of it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:36 PM (jJRIy)

220 Strange Inheritance again. This one is a gun collection.


Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 04:36 PM (GUBah)

221 I suspect he was driven over the edge by a confrontation with a liberal relative over Thanksgiving Dinner.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

222
No more than 1.5% allowed. You'd get full before you got drunk. Save a lot of lives.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:35 PM (3myMJ)

Doesn't work. In the 60's they had 2 point beer for military guys in VA.
They just drank twice as much and got screwed on the bill.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:38 PM (jJRIy)

223 In Colorado's big cities the whackos shoot people.

In the mountains they get a bulldozer and knock down buildings.

Alma and Granby being the latest two examples.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:38 PM (3myMJ)

224 I'm pretty sure I've read something before about how mountain areas have a higher % of schizophrenia than other places.

Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 04:27 PM (Kqit+)

Colorado was always a 'Mecca' for stoners. The combination of lowered oxygen levels and good pot drove them there in... well... droves.

A generation or two later the offspring are world class f*ck ups? Yeah, who coulda seen that coming?

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 04:39 PM (7v/r5)

225 COSPD evacuating multiple hostages now via Bearcat.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2015 04:39 PM (brIR5)

226 I've been through Colorado several times. Colorado Springs looked nice. Pueblo looked like a shithole.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 04:40 PM (4ErVI)

227 I remember stores in COS that they only had 3.2% beer when I was there 78-82.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2015 04:41 PM (brIR5)

228 Why is no one talking about the gun show loophole?

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 04:41 PM (e3bId)

229 Doesn't work. In the 60's they had 2 point beer for military guys in VA.
They just drank twice as much and got screwed on the bill.

I remember that beer, then shipped to Germany, and wow!

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 04:41 PM (T3Tpd)

230 COSPD evacuating multiple hostages now via Bearcat.

I didn't know any of those were still flying.

Posted by: F8F-1 at November 27, 2015 04:42 PM (2WoCi)

231 Doesn't work. In the 60's they had 2 point beer for military guys in VA.
They just drank twice as much and got screwed on the bill.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:38 PM (jJRIy)

It works on me. I get bloated on one beer and can't drink any more. Wine is a different story though. If you kept the price the same, normal people would get less drunk. Nothing stops the pro drinkers though, I agree with that.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:42 PM (3myMJ)

232 CO is no longer your farming and ranching state. The Mt are full of transplant yuppies, the cities are full of Hispanics,



Everyone decides to retire there and the results? Like FL, no one is from there and they all think where they were from, why did you leave asshole, does it best.



We call this Yankee derangement Syndrome. The thought that shit up North was better, but not worth staying for so you have to do it their way.



The answer, of course, is we don't give a shit how you did it up North, I-85 North for you. Go back




Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:43 PM (jJRIy)

233 Pueblo looked like a shithole.

Pittsburgh of the Rockies. A worn out union town with a closed mill.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:44 PM (3myMJ)

234 The officers have found suspect in PP building. Gunman is word I should've used.
It's confirmed & exchanging in gunfire.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:44 PM (sj3Ax)

235 Doesn't work. In the 60's they had 2 point beer for military guys in VA.
They just drank twice as much and got screwed on the bill.
-----------------
I lived in CO in 88-89, they had 3.2 beer back then. You had to drink about a gallon of it to even get a small buzz. Terrible.

Posted by: Sheppy the Clown at November 27, 2015 04:44 PM (bA+CL)

236 All of Colorado's troubles can be traced directly to John Denver and his music.

Posted by: FBI Profiler at November 27, 2015 04:45 PM (OUtMw)

237 Off homo sock

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at November 27, 2015 04:45 PM (bA+CL)

238 It works on me. I get bloated on one beer and can't
drink any more. Wine is a different story though. If you kept the price
the same, normal people would get less drunk. Nothing stops the pro
drinkers though, I agree with that.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:42 PM (3myMJ)

Yeah, I sometimes drink ultra Mich for that same idea, you have to pee to many times to get a buzz.
This is not a problem for 20 something kids.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:45 PM (jJRIy)

239 221
I suspect he was driven over the edge by a confrontation with a liberal relative over Thanksgiving Dinner.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


It's an understandable reaction to being DESTROYED by Voxpoints.

Posted by: pep at November 27, 2015 04:45 PM (LAe3v)

240
4 officers injured by this idiot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:45 PM (ODxAs)

241 236
All of Colorado's troubles can be traced directly to John Denver and his music.

Posted by: FBI Profiler at November 27, 2015 04:45 PM (OUtMw)

Did he also fvck up WVA, or was it already fvcked up?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:46 PM (jJRIy)

242 Did not know that Merv, good stats.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:36 PM (ODxAs)


Som actual stats follow - I don't want to be the MFM and base my ideas on *nothing*.

Unfortunately the studies tend to be state/metro based and so there are a billion of them. My opinion is based on years of reading, but here are a couple of links:

http://bit.ly/1PSJ3Dx
http://bit.ly/1QkFouu

Retail crime rates are high around Christmas for non-obscure reasons, IIRC, but that's not because of depression.

Fourth of July is a big violence center, but summer in general is more violent than winter.

Fanatical or crazy-person mass violence doesn't have a season, though the former tends to have a day of the week.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 04:47 PM (bLnSU)

243 233
Pueblo looked like IS a shithole.



Pittsburgh of the Rockies. A worn out union town with a closed mill.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:44 PM (3myMJ


FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:47 PM (jJRIy)

244 241 236
All of Colorado's troubles can be traced directly to John Denver and his music.

Posted by: FBI Profiler at November 27, 2015 04:45 PM (OUtMw)

Did he also fvck up WVA, or was it already fvcked up?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:46 PM (jJRIy)
***
From the word 'go,' it's been like that. Hell, there are still people who don't think it's a state, which it barely is, anyway.

Former Mountaineer here, so I know.

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 04:48 PM (Wu2k4)

245 Colorado citizens are among the most healthy in the country.

If you are conservative we still have some room.

Deport the liberals and it would be paradise.

Oh wait, that would work anywhere.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:48 PM (3myMJ)

246 Maybe the guy went to Alice's for turkey day but he didn't get anything he wanted....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2015 04:48 PM (ej1L0)

247 There is no way I could wake up in Pueblo sober or not stoned.



At least Pittsburgh has a river and some fun bars.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:48 PM (jJRIy)

248 I've got Faux on & NYC is sending officers to all PP locations.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:49 PM (sj3Ax)

249
Read today that black friday is the highest retail theft day of the year.

natch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:50 PM (ODxAs)

250 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:45 PM (ODxAs)

Sounds like he's after law enforcement not PP then.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 27, 2015 04:51 PM (GDulk)

251 Pueblo has a river, the Arkansas.

But yeah, I wouldn't want to live there.

Give me the mountains, my town is great and the people voted to ban any pot stores or grows which is fine with me.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:51 PM (3myMJ)

252 From the word 'go,' it's been like that. Hell, there are still people who don't think it's a state, which it barely is, anyway.



Former Mountaineer here, so I know.

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 04:48 PM (Wu2k4)

Actually, as a Virginian, I will attest that we don't give a shit they are gone.
IT IS NOT A STATE. The bill ratifying it's existence never received the votes needed for it to succeed.
Funny, SC can't leave the union, but WVA can illegally. Yankees do the darnedest things.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:51 PM (jJRIy)

253 "Someone" on HA is reporting the name of the perp is Harrison Williams na he may have been involved in a earlier bank robbery.

I think PP clinics in NY can safely continue on with their pre-Christmas holiday rush. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 04:52 PM (No/ki)

254
I've got Faux on NYC is sending officers to all PP locations.

not for safety, all politics. nothing more.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 04:52 PM (ODxAs)

255 And the rain will kill us all, as we throw ourselves against the wall.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 27, 2015 04:52 PM (E5UB0)

256 251
Pueblo has a river, the Arkansas.



But yeah, I wouldn't want to live there.



Give me the mountains, my town is great and the people voted to ban any pot stores or grows which is fine with me.





Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:51 PM (3myMJ)

I couldn't tell for all the dust and Mexicans hanging out. Isn't there anything you can do with abandoned steel mills.

What purpose beside Federal government jobs, does Pueblo serve?
What do they do?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:54 PM (jJRIy)

257
I've got Faux on NYC is sending officers to all PP locations.





Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:49 PM (sj3Ax)


I'm sure they shooter will make his way there next.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 04:54 PM (45oDG)

258 I made an abortion supporter reeeally mad once with one little question...

"Shouldn't that be called "Planned NON-Parenthood?"

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:54 PM (3myMJ)

259 Numerous well-heeled new aristocrats dining out on the taxpayer's dime in Paris next week is the strongest rebuke possible to this gunman.

Posted by: Barack Obama, keen student of human behaviour at November 27, 2015 04:54 PM (2WoCi)

260 I've been through Colorado several times. Colorado Springs looked nice. Pueblo looked like a shithole.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 04:40 PM (4ErVI)

Pueblo is actually a pretty great town. People are great. It's more relaxed. And the steel industry is no longer the only game in town. Given the choice between COS and Pueblo, I would recommend Pueblo. I lived there a year before going to law school, and absolutely loved it.

To me COS is 80% retail sprawl, and its downtown is about as exciting as cold oatmeal.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 04:55 PM (mVnwd)

261 The answer, of course, is we don't give a shit how you did it up North, I-85 North for you. Go back

It was a virtue in Socrates' time to find a place to live that agreed with you. It was well understood that the respect for civilization (those who preceded you and established the blessings you enjoy) dictated the individual relocate rather than the society be transformed to suit the unhappy individual. That idea is based on the context of true freedom: it's a big wide world out there, go experience it.

Send us a postcard.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at November 27, 2015 04:56 PM (LUgeY)

262 All of Colorado's troubles can be traced directly to John Denver and his music.

Posted by: FBI Profiler at November 27, 2015 04:45 PM (OUtMw)

Considering Starland Vocal Band (Yeah, stick the earworm of 'Afternoon Delight' in your prefontal lobe, Now) used to open for John Denver I find your theory with merit and wish to subscribe to your newsletter and unsubscribe from your 'no-fly' list.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 04:57 PM (7v/r5)

263 Colorado citizens are among the most healthy in the country.


Must be that oyster diet.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 27, 2015 04:57 PM (Dwehj)

264 He hates this sock!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2015 04:57 PM (LUgeY)

265 What purpose beside Federal government jobs, does Pueblo serve?
What do they do?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 04:54 PM (jJRIy)

It's still a Mafia den, so there are some good Italian eateries. There is also some good Mexican food. I think the main industry is food stamps though.

A former TV anchor from Denver told me a great Mafia story from there. Involved the Smaldones for those in the know.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:57 PM (3myMJ)

266 Hey Meremortal (waves)

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 27, 2015 04:58 PM (10+j7)

267 anyone mention this? again gazette dot com:

2:51 p.m. UPDATE
......
There was a moment this afternoon when a man walked up to the scene with a handgun strapped to his waist and ammunition vest around his chest. He appeared to be asking police if he could help. Officers told him to leave immediately because appearing at the scene while wearing firearms and that equipment was a bad idea.

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 04:59 PM (qSIlh)

268 Fox is reporting (but can't confirm) that this might have started at the Chase Bank next door. Quick DeBolshie redeploy to Chase banks.

I can't believe Barry hasn't jumped in front of the cameras yet to make a statement and denounced the pro-life movement.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 04:59 PM (45oDG)

269 Another Pwayloh (ph) fun-fact: cheapest housing in Colorado.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 27, 2015 04:59 PM (10+j7)

270 Colorado citizens are among the most healthy in the country.


Must be that oyster diet.
Posted by: That guy who always says..

Heh, good one. Actually it's because we attract a lot of runners, rock climbers, hikers, skiers and other physically active people.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:59 PM (3myMJ)

271 @260

interesting take. Off to club for a beverage. You all have fun BBL

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 05:00 PM (jJRIy)

272 I saw a Canadian station once report that they were looking for two suspects who were "non-white."

===

they were crazy! off-white!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 27, 2015 05:01 PM (Cq0oW)

273 Posted by: Joe Mama at November 27, 2015 04:58 PM (10+j7)

Happy Thanksgiving to you and wifey Joe Mama! Chromatic scales is the ticket on bass, BTW.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 05:01 PM (3myMJ)

274 What purpose beside Federal government jobs, does Pueblo serve?
What do they do?

Big GPO distribution center. Where they mail out all of the helpful pamphlets the gov't publishes.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2015 05:02 PM (brIR5)

275 Damn, MidwayUSA is on the ball today. Already shipped the PMAGs I ordered.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 05:02 PM (GUBah)

276 Arkansas is stomping all over Mizzou, Mizzou players to hold press conference after the game declaring that not letting them win is racist and violates their safe space.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 27, 2015 05:02 PM (uaANl)

277 And Pueblo has the best sunsets you will find anywhere. I think the negative perceptions of Pueblo are from impressions earned 30 years ago.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 05:02 PM (mVnwd)

278 Heh, good one. Actually it's because we attract a lot of runners, rock climbers, hikers, skiers and other physically active people.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 04:59 PM (3myMJ)


I'm not aware of any statistics on this, but I imagine people with heart and lung conditions may have to leave because they can't live at high altitude.

Lung conditions like that are not super common, but heart conditions are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 05:02 PM (bLnSU)

279
It appears the initial incident was at the Chase Bank.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 05:02 PM (ODxAs)

280 Big GPO distribution center. Where they mail out all of the helpful pamphlets the gov't publishes.

Pikers

Posted by: Battle Creek, MI at November 27, 2015 05:03 PM (Dwehj)

281 Off soon with newspaper photographer wife for the Christmas Tree lighting in Grand Lake., a beautiful little town near the South entrance to Rocky Mountain National Park.

Which means be awake due to heavy Moose population. Often seen right in town.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 05:05 PM (3myMJ)

282 Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 05:05 PM (3myMJ)

Enjoy yourself and watch out for moose!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 05:06 PM (No/ki)

283 Lung conditions like that are not super common, but heart conditions are.

"Altitude sickness" is what made RAH and Virginia leave COS for California.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2015 05:06 PM (brIR5)

284 It's snowing in Colorado. Maybe it was global warming that caused the shooting

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 05:08 PM (45oDG)

285 "I'm not aware of any statistics on this, but I imagine people with heart and lung conditions may have to leave because they can't live at high altitude."

Some can't handle it, especially those with COPD. Others come here, a lot of MS sufferers do better here than in warmer, lower climes.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 05:08 PM (3myMJ)

286 Tree lighting ceremony's full. Moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 27, 2015 05:08 PM (kTF2Z)

287

Feel blessed you are safe, and home with family.

TGIF, or TTGIF in this case for this week.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2015 05:08 PM (qCMvj)

288 Another Pwayloh (ph) fun-fact: cheapest housing in Colorado.

A native knows it is pronounced Pee-eb' luh.

And yes you can get a very nice house in Pueblo or Pueblo West for about a third of what it would cost in the Castle Rock to Ft. Collins corridor.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 05:09 PM (mVnwd)

289 Enjoy yourself and watch out for moose!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 05:06 PM (No/ki)

Thanks, FenelonSpoke! Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 05:09 PM (3myMJ)

290 DST is so fucking stupid. I'd rather it be darker in the morning and light for longer. If President Shitstain would repeal it with an EO, I'd have a higher opinion of the piece of shit than I do.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 27, 2015 05:10 PM (E5UB0)

291 The most dangerous thing you can do in Grand Lake is walk a dog. Moose think any dog is a wolf, and that means war, right now.

Well, that and hanging out at the Rope. I'm afraid to go in there now as they remodeled and probably ruined the atmosphere. That's the Lariat for you tourists.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 05:12 PM (3myMJ)

292









Experts Discuss Active Shooter

The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer

Yeah, experts my eye!

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 05:12 PM (T3Tpd)

293 Liberals are animals. They might make noises that resemble human speech, but they are just animals at the end of the day. Rabid animals.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 27, 2015 05:13 PM (E5UB0)

294 Listening to scanner traffic. They know where he his inside the building, they are working to clear the building before confronting the suspect.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:13 PM (jJt7b)

295 DSSLT is what I call it, Bruce.

Daylight stupid stinking losing time.

Because changing the clocks to get more daylight is like cutting off your head and standing on it so you can see farther.

They won't get rid of it because of lobbyists, but no doubt they will change the days again to eff with everyone.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 05:14 PM (bLnSU)

296 When is the last time we had an inactive shooter?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 05:14 PM (TOk1P)

297 What a country! Both your President and major airline tell me, 'you are now free to move about the country'. Praise Allan.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 05:14 PM (7v/r5)

298 I have to make up grocery list, take clothes out of dryer and wash towels

BBL

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 05:14 PM (sj3Ax)

299 Any "real" news on the shooter?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 05:15 PM (/dSsq)

300
There's a new isis hottie from Siberia yucking it up over Paris. She is wife #4. What good looking young woman agrees to be wife #4? Dont people get jealous??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 05:15 PM (iQIUe)

301 I have to make up grocery list, take clothes out of dryer and wash towels



BBL

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 05:14 PM (sj3Ax)


Pick me up some tomatoes while you're there.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 05:15 PM (TOk1P)

302 When is the last time we had an inactive shooter?

I know when.

Posted by: Jack Ruby at November 27, 2015 05:16 PM (ODxAs)

303 Eh Bruce that IS DST. We are in the short period of "Standard" time now.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 05:17 PM (3XPJI)

304 This morning's biggest shopping rush was at the Cabela's a little north of Denver on I-25, a 75 minute drive up from The Springs.

Maybe the shooter was bummed he could only score one small carton of nines.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 27, 2015 05:17 PM (U6f54)

305 Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 27, 2015 05:13 PM (E5UB0)

No, not all of them. I would differentiate between extreme leftists. and liberals I know liberals-I was one. I am not an "animal" and never was, except insofar as all human beings are all animals- mammals. Liberals i know well volunteer at the food pantry, they give generously to charity, they attend church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 05:18 PM (No/ki)

306 Windows 10 update creepy-like...

you'll see...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2015 05:18 PM (qCMvj)

307 O/T: Is anyone else experiencing margin issues? The posts content is "squeezed" to fewer than normal characters, both on the main page and once in the comments. Noticed it a day or two ago.

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2015 05:18 PM (t5zYU)

308 There are apparently some folks trapped in some rooms near the shooter. They have tried to get word to them to stay flat on the floor but unsure if they've got the message.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:19 PM (jJt7b)

309 Experts Discuss Active Shooter



The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer

Yeah, experts my eye!




Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 05:12 PM (T3Tpd)


Blame first, find out the facts never

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 05:19 PM (45oDG)

310
Didn't Colorado just pass some new gun control rules after the theater shooting?
Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 03:49 PM (Z/8dZ)

Yeah, no 30-round magazines. Almost all County Sheriffs told Hickenlooper they wouldn't enforce it and everyone else ignored it.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 05:20 PM (3myMJ)

311 Hey, Insomniac:

Sent you an email. Might be caught in your spam filter.

Gonna be in Miami 12/7 -12/10, then Tampa for a day then Orlando for another.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2015 05:20 PM (QWtgr)

312 305: Fenelon I know you are correct and yet still -- the liberal thinking that "we need gub'ment to enforce aid cuz not enough folks will be charitable" Why do they think that?

Are they identifying as liberals just by habit but really conservatives? Are they just scoring social status points but would not be charitable for its own sake and thus assume it takes gub'mint?"

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 05:23 PM (3XPJI)

313 Media experts: somebody who happened to answer the phone on a holiday weekend and sure they'll come in for $500.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 05:23 PM (4ErVI)

314 Flat on the floor makes it more difficult to bolt and run like hell.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 05:23 PM (iQIUe)

315 He's apparently stuck in a hallway that requires keycard to go in or out. They have video observation of him and it appears he's just waiting for the cops to come after him.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:25 PM (jJt7b)

316 "We will never back away from providing care in a safe, supportive environment" from a PP statement....

Really?

Posted by: Rgallegos at November 27, 2015 05:26 PM (49Jfq)

317 Cyaround turkeys. Fun calls...

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 05:28 PM (3myMJ)

318
Seems like if you were stuck in a hallway, you would go through the wall.

Then again, he's a criminal so maybe not to bright.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 05:28 PM (ODxAs)

319 Like most modern buildings, probably has aluminum studs...hard to squeeze between those.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:29 PM (jJt7b)

320 318
Seems like if you were stuck in a hallway, you would go through the wall.

Then again, he's a criminal so maybe not to bright.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 05:28 PM (ODxAs)
***
If it's like most office spaces, the walls are paper-thin and responsive to boots.

Weird, him just waiting like that.... why not cap himself? out of ammo?

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 05:30 PM (Wu2k4)

321 I hadn't seen Shep in years since Fox hid him in a mid-afternoon slot, but caught him recently. He "informed" me that the U.S. guvmint had ceased to exist because Kevin McCarthy had withdrawn from the Speaker race.

Nevermind that there was still a Speaker in office; planes were falling from the sky, school buses were running out of gas, old people weren't getting checks, Joe Biden had to swim laps with his Speedo on for a change, etc., etc.

Hysterical ninnies violently object to being lumped into the same demographic with Sheppie. All I can figure is that he has photos of Roger Ailes attending a traditional wedding or something.

Posted by: Murrow R. Edwards at November 27, 2015 05:30 PM (BfPSD)

322 Chromatic scales is the ticket on bass, BTW.

Posted by: Meremortal

So you heard my last gig, then? ;-)

Chromatic scales on bass? I always used a pocket scale for trout.


Posted by: Joe Mama at November 27, 2015 05:31 PM (10+j7)

323
You can bend the metal studs fairly easy. either way, 16 inches on center is squeezeable unless you ate like I did yesterday.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 05:32 PM (ODxAs)

324 They previously drove the bearcat partially through the front of the building. Sounds like they just rescued a couple more. Watching the door to the hallway he's in.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:32 PM (jJt7b)

325 So did the shooter run into PG and get caught in hallway because of a security hallway feature they have?

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 05:33 PM (1OLmv)

326 I'm sorry, Pale Rider., I'm not sure .I haven't interviewed them on this, but I would say it's a mix of thinking that the government needs to help and realizing that private charity is crucial. You cannot volunteer in a food pantry-which are either run by churches or in the case of municipal food pantries-get HUGE amounts of food from churches without realizing the importance of private charity.

This would be an interesting topic for discussion, but i was more concerned that people not think of "Liberal" being monolithic in thought and behavior. In cases where we can, we want to persuade -not alienate people who are well educated (yes, in the sciences and maths too) go to church and who are kind, praying people who love the US-by referring to them as animals. They are not animals (although I surely will grant that some leftists behave barbarically). They are human beings with op[posing views. and some are seeing that it was a mistake to have voted for Obama

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 05:33 PM (No/ki)

327 So do they know yet if PP was His target?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 05:34 PM (/dSsq)

328 The plaza contains a King Soopers.

Many of the checkouts at our local Soopers are manned by followers of The Prophet.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 27, 2015 05:36 PM (U6f54)

329 So Obama announces he's recalling all of the military hardware from cops early this week, and lo and behold: here we have a situation where one of those vehicles is being used.

Conspiracy?

Discuss.

/s

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 27, 2015 05:37 PM (10+j7)

330 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 27, 2015 05:37 PM (FCvOc)

331 It sounds like shooter is not familiar with the layout of the building, re: got stuck in the hallway...they have around 6 more waiting on evac with the bearcat. There are apparently a few civiians within a wall or two of shooter who they are trying to work a plan on evacuating.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:38 PM (jJt7b)

332 Bush. Blame Bush.

Posted by: The SCOAMF Answer Generator at November 27, 2015 05:41 PM (RkHvD)

333 My old apartment is across the street from that King Soopers. In August I moved down the hill to a townhouse, but still shop up there a couple times a week.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 27, 2015 05:42 PM (fC9RO)

334 248 I've got Faux on & NYC is sending officers to all PP locations.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2015 04:49 PM (sj3Ax)

Yeah, cause NYC is just filled with crazy gun-totin' pro-lifers itching to attack PP locations.

Real nice use of police resources.

If Islamists in Colorado shot up a church, I have no doubt DeBlasio would send police to protect St. Patrick's, right?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 27, 2015 05:42 PM (P8951)

335 I'm sorry Fen, but I had a liberal part/time leaser for a horse. In 2010-11 she was all "ugh Obama, what a mistake" but in 2012 Barky was the cool dude vs OMG Romney and she voted for O again. Until they realize how thoroughly the MFM has distorted their worldview they are dangerous if not animals.

And they mostly refuse to realize they've been duped because its such a shock to the psyche (it was a big shock to me and I knew that the MSM did P/R spinning for Dems, but I'd had no idea until circa 2008 how they managed to bury stories that didn't fit the narrative and spin molehills into mountains when the story helped their pet causes)

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 05:42 PM (1OLmv)

336 What SWAT calls a Bearcat, in Northern Ireland was a "Humber Pig."
There is something innately more dignified in being taken down by a Humber Pig.
Top of the heap, of course, would be an Alvis Saladin.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 05:43 PM (xq1UY)

337 Did he also fvck up WVA, or was it already fvcked up?


Posted by: Nip Sip


*****

Oh, it was almost heaven.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 27, 2015 05:43 PM (NeFrd)

338 The man replied "my daughter's in the line of fire. She works there." He verified that she works at Planned Parenthood.

Your daughter puts babies in the line of fire. Zero. Fucks. Given.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 05:44 PM (kpqmD)

339 I suppose this means that the jug-eared fuck will now tie up our traffic for some damn speech. Fuck me, please let him come late next week when I'm out of town.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 27, 2015 05:44 PM (fC9RO)

340 Panned Parenthood- playing the "victims" again-We will not be dissuaded from providing services in a safe environment. We don't even know if the shooting had anything to do with PP. Why didn't they say, "We cannot comment on the story at this time but hope that all PP employees and workers are safe."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 05:44 PM (No/ki)

341 333
My old apartment is across the street from that King Soopers. In August
I moved down the hill to a townhouse, but still shop up there a couple
times a week.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 27, 2015 05:42 PM (fC9RO)

Yikes! Glad you're not in the fire zone.
And could you pick up some weed for me?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 05:45 PM (4ErVI)

342 No, not all of them. I would differentiate between extreme leftists. and liberals I know liberals-I was one. I am not an "animal" and never was, except insofar as all human beings are all animals- mammals. Liberals i know well volunteer at the food pantry, they give generously to charity, they attend church.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, I used to be liberal myself, in high school and college. Most probably haven't thought things through. Just venting, about the Alinsky types. The power hungry types that rationalize their doings away completely. No offense meant to any decent people you know that happen to lean left.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 27, 2015 05:46 PM (E5UB0)

343 Hi all
hope everyone is safe!
Are there any morons living in the Colo Springs area?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2015 05:47 PM (uZNvH)

344 Also someone upthread needs tomatoes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 05:47 PM (4ErVI)

345 Reassuring other cops that last bang heard was ballistic shield falling over, not gunshot

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:48 PM (jJt7b)

346 Are they identifying as liberals just by habit but really conservatives? Are they just scoring social status points but would not be charitable for its own sake and thus assume it takes gub'mint?"
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 05:23 PM (3XPJI)

I have liberal relatives who live pretty conservative lives. They vote D because mom and dad did and because they accept everything the MSM tells them without thinking too much about it.

In short, LIVs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 27, 2015 05:48 PM (P8951)

347 Been watching different news and didn't see anything concrete pp was target.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 05:49 PM (XRpjE)

348 344 Also someone upthread needs tomatoes.
~~~

Muldoon?

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 05:50 PM (AfsKp)

349 Building cleared with exception of officers and a couple people where evac is not possible. Discussing composition of windows that look into the hallway.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:50 PM (jJt7b)

350 My pumpkin pie experiment got the Kitteh seal of approval. Apparently the coconut milk gave it enough fat content to entice one of them to lick a substantial dent in it as it cooled.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 05:52 PM (AfsKp)

351 Where is Shep?

Well did see a bar advertising pumpkin spice tacos...

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2015 05:54 PM (WHrsn)

352 According to PP folks, possibly 5 still left in the building. Trying to find out which possible rooms they may be in.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:54 PM (jJt7b)

353 A little mood music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmhW0MwXy8

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 05:54 PM (xq1UY)

354 Sounds to me like PP was not a target. Shooter was some nut job firing at LEO, than he fled into the nearest building when backup arrived, which happened to be PP, someone must have been going out so he could get in but he got caught in a security hallway. Seems like just irony have a laugh to me.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 05:54 PM (1OLmv)

355 nood

Posted by: m at November 27, 2015 05:55 PM (d4uu4)

356 The real tragedy here will be the potential backlash against NRA members and Right to Lifers, am I right CNN?

Posted by: USA at November 27, 2015 05:57 PM (tfM+W)

357 273 Chromatic scales is the ticket on bass, BTW.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 27, 2015 05:01 PM (3myMJ)


Man, I haven't listened to "Attack of the Killer B's" in a long, long time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVs2WpBTg14

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 27, 2015 05:57 PM (EHU9F)

358
Sounds to me like PP was not a target. Shooter was some nut job firing
at LEO, than he fled into the nearest building when backup arrived,
which happened to be PP, someone must have been going out so he could
get in but he got caught in a security hallway. Seems like just irony
have a laugh to me.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 05:54 PM (1OLmv)


The MFM will make it the target and create an entire story about this shooter. Reality be damned

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 05:57 PM (45oDG)

359 Oh pet peeve. Isn't appending the adjective 'active' redundant?

There is either a shooter.

Or a dead shooter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2015 05:58 PM (WHrsn)

360 trying to access rooms with folks inside through drywall of connecting rooms or hallways. To at least communicate if not evacuate.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 05:58 PM (jJt7b)

361 Now if I were the MFM I might try to spin this as a nut job who was so determined to strike PP that he shot (but not fatally) LEOs, then fled into PP, forcing the demolition of the building to evacuate the occupants. Has his door accomplice been arrested yet

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 05:58 PM (1OLmv)

362 Reminds me of shooter at local Walmart a while back. He was inside converted greyhound. They used bearcats with rams to tear side of bus open. Sniper got him.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:02 PM (jJt7b)

363 CS police Lt just confirmed that the shooting did strat in PP.

Posted by: Jprs at November 27, 2015 06:03 PM (pVrsR)

364 Watching this earlier Harris Faulkner shamed hysterical Shemp with a presentation that was posed, calm, and rational.


Give her the job unless she doesn't want it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 06:04 PM (4ErVI)

365 Discussing FD and others bringing out mobile canteens to have warm food and drink available.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:06 PM (jJt7b)

366 CNN: How can we work Trump into this story? Bumper sticker, Face Book site covered with Trump pic...come on guys work on it.

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 06:07 PM (T3Tpd)

367 Strat = start

Great...occasional commenter and I misspell start....

Posted by: Jprs at November 27, 2015 06:07 PM (pVrsR)

368 Moving to get additional civilians...radio silence except for personnel managing cameras for visual cover.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:10 PM (jJt7b)

369 Murder in the partial birth abortion clinic is strictly prohibited.

Posted by: Kristophr at November 27, 2015 06:10 PM (6fIOn)

370 CNN: Wouldn't be great if the shooter was wearing a "Make America Great" hat...

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 06:11 PM (T3Tpd)

371 3 more rooms cleared...still discussing where others may be stuck.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:11 PM (jJt7b)

372 More probably a Hildabeast supporter but definitely not pajama boy

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 06:15 PM (XRpjE)

373 May be bringing bearcat in to pop canisters inside.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:15 PM (jJt7b)

374 >>ysterical ninnies violently object to being lumped into the same demographic with Sheppie. All I can figure is that he has photos of Roger Ailes attending a traditional wedding or something.

I had both over to my house for a little get together one night.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 27, 2015 06:20 PM (c7vUv)

375 Bearcat on hold...confusion if all rooms cleared, may be 2-3 nearer to shooter, not in his hallway, that may not have been cleared yet.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:21 PM (jJt7b)

376 364 She's not quaified for the job. She likes men.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 27, 2015 06:27 PM (Kucy5)

377 confusion if all rooms cleared,


What are the odds they'll burn it down to ensure all rooms have been cleared.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 27, 2015 06:27 PM (T78UI)

378 Oh, jeez, if he's a #BLM supporter...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 27, 2015 06:28 PM (Kucy5)

379 Oh, jeez, if he's a #BLM supporter...


Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 27, 2015 06:28 PM (Kucy5)
Does #BLM care about black babies?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 27, 2015 06:29 PM (T78UI)

380 Alot of use of nextel or similar to keep certain plans off air.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:34 PM (jJt7b)

381 FNC discussing "items" brought in by shooter. No mention over radio.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:39 PM (jJt7b)

382 Suspect may be ready to surrender.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:45 PM (jJt7b)

383 Suspect moving.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:45 PM (jJt7b)

384 Eyes on...suspicious of possible IED

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:46 PM (jJt7b)

385 Moving out of LOS for snipers

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:47 PM (jJt7b)

386 Suspect in custody

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:47 PM (jJt7b)

387 States he's is single perp.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:48 PM (jJt7b)

388 Building to be cleared then EOD sweep.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:49 PM (jJt7b)

389 Suspect in bearcat heading to CP

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:51 PM (jJt7b)

390 Reminder not to air any PI

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:51 PM (jJt7b)

391 Back to your regularly scheduled program.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:52 PM (jJt7b)

392 So we can go back to OBummers reality bites thread?

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 06:54 PM (XRpjE)

393 Always !

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:55 PM (jJt7b)

394 Yahoo has the facts
The city, home to the U.S. Air Force Academy and the U.S. Olympic
training center, is also a hub for conservative Christian groups such as
Focus on the Family that strongly oppose abortion.

Posted by: steve at November 27, 2015 06:56 PM (2iA2h)

395 Cops...knock 3 times for last hostages...somebody a fan of TO&D?

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:58 PM (jJt7b)

396 Or maybe 3 sets of 3 ala Sheldon.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2015 06:59 PM (jJt7b)

397 Yahoo has the facts
The city, home to the U.S. Air Force Academy and the U.S. Olympic

training center, is also a hub for conservative Christian groups such as

Focus on the Family that strongly oppose abortion.

Posted by: steve at November 27, 2015 06:56 PM (2iA2h)


Yahoo and the facts are like Barry and the truth.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 07:04 PM (45oDG)

398 I'm sure they can find someone outside a church to interview, preferably one with a big cross they can pan back and forward at.

Posted by: bruce at November 27, 2015 07:06 PM (E+ah4)

399 Harris Faulkner hosts the weekend edition of The Fox Report on FNC. She and Shemp should switch places.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2015 07:44 PM (rJUlF)

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