Can You Believe It? It's an Open Thread

Fully open!

University presidents buy off radicals with huge slush funds for diversity centers and minority hires.

Posted by: Ace at 02:17 PM

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1 Hey, that's my line!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 27, 2015 02:17 PM (+c55T)

2 nothings new?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:17 PM (/dSsq)

3 Woohoo. Top ten.

Posted by: Beth M at November 27, 2015 02:18 PM (9SaqA)

4 Wow. Can hardly keep up.

Posted by: HH at November 27, 2015 02:18 PM (DrCtv)

5 Open Thread Friday seems to be working out ok. We can't all be out shopping.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 02:19 PM (ZxmMG)

6 Soon our brains will be so open they fall out.

Posted by: Beth M at November 27, 2015 02:19 PM (9SaqA)

7 Wow, my hash changed between posts. Let's see if it happens again...

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 02:20 PM (ZxmMG)

8 I'm open for suggestions

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 02:20 PM (XRpjE)

9 According to a feature in this month's Atlantic, movies featuring ghosts or time travel may not be shown in China. WTF?

Posted by: Spellcheck at November 27, 2015 02:20 PM (j+aWk)

10 CNN is reporting the breaking news of an "active shooter" in Colorado Springs, CO.

Posted by: Taiwan_joe at November 27, 2015 02:20 PM (sy8f2)

11 Active shooter at Planned Genocide in Colorado Springs. No doubt the left is already dancing in puddles of blood.

Scanner link: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/54

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 02:20 PM (GUBah)

12 Nope, Epic must just change the proxy occasionally.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 02:21 PM (ZxmMG)

13 so are we supposed to BE open?
are we having a philosophical discussion?
Or about feelings?
Or is this really about opening a bottle of wine?

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2015 02:21 PM (jOumW)

14 It's open season on opens

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 02:21 PM (XRpjE)

15 University buys radials now, for everyone?

A college degree comes with new tires for your ride?

Awesome.

Posted by: Hell, Fire, and Damnation, Public Relations at November 27, 2015 02:22 PM (OUtMw)

16 [Active shooter at Planned Genocide in Colorado Springs. No doubt the left is already dancing in puddles of blood.

Well, let's hope they sell the organs.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

17
Go ahead, eat your young -- who gives a shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2015 02:22 PM (3uHwI)

18 11 Active shooter at Planned Genocide in Colorado Springs. No doubt the left is already dancing in puddles of blood.

Not good...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:22 PM (/dSsq)

19 and appeasment only works with loved ones that actually care , the others will just come back for more 'appeasement'

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2015 02:22 PM (jOumW)

20 It's too early in the day for a shooting.
Friday sermon isn't over yet.

Posted by: Hell, Fire, and Damnation, Public Relations at November 27, 2015 02:22 PM (OUtMw)

21 Even with encouraging youngest Genius towards a STEM degree, I'm annoyed that we have to check out all this other crybully stuff, instead of just program quality.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 27, 2015 02:22 PM (0MJkC)

22 9 According to a feature in this month's Atlantic, movies featuring ghosts or time travel may not be shown in China. WTF?
Posted by: Spellcheck at November 27, 2015 02:20 PM (j+aWk)

Seems a bit of an extreme to go to to protest the new Ghostbuster movie to me.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at November 27, 2015 02:22 PM (F9322)

23 A good Thread is Open, like a good Marriage.

Posted by: Paolo at November 27, 2015 02:23 PM (wqsIf)

24 Fully open!
~~~

May I overshare?

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 02:23 PM (AfsKp)

25 The last time I "opened up" I got a suspended sentence, community service, a fine and court costs for aggravated mopery with intent. Fortunately the bukkake charges were dropped....

Posted by: Jenk at November 27, 2015 02:24 PM (OtryE)

26 Our holiday meal is being served shortly
Looking forward to smok d turkey

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 27, 2015 02:24 PM (ZZgPW)

27 University presidents buy off radicals

There was a time when we would eliminate all free radicals...

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 27, 2015 02:24 PM (eeTCA)

28 Seems a bit of an extreme to go to to protest the new Ghostbuster movie to me.

From what I've seen so far, it looks perfectly justified

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:25 PM (39g3+)

29
Anyone else noticing the time stamp here is 5-6 minutes slow, or do I finally get to shoot the laptop?

Posted by: irongrampa at November 27, 2015 02:25 PM (jeCnD)

30 It's always been that way. I remember in the early 90s they were trashing some center at UCLA and refused to leave for a month. They finally hauled them out but they still got their stupid chicano studies bullshit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 02:25 PM (iQIUe)

31 Black Friday special, bag of dicks, half price.

We've substituted the above for otherwise innocuous blog commentary. Let's see if Pixy flags it as advertising spam.

Posted by: Wang, Long, Chew, Wholesale Meat Distributors at November 27, 2015 02:26 PM (OUtMw)

32 Anyone else noticing the time stamp here is 5-6 minutes slow, or do I finally get to shoot the laptop?
~~~

You can do both, if you are open to it.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 02:26 PM (AfsKp)

33 Active shooter in Colorado Springs....

But CNN already has the story laid out "Active shooter near Planned Parenthood."

Must be one of those right wing zealots again that seem to strike every week. Bastards. I hope Trump physically chokes some of them at the next debate.

Anyways, I'm going to lay money down on "Muslim." Because it's always muslims.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 02:26 PM (AC0lD)

34 With all of those Turkey carcasses in the trash bins of America, I am surprised to see Ace around.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at November 27, 2015 02:27 PM (wqsIf)

35 29
Anyone else noticing the time stamp here is 5-6 minutes slow, or do I finally get to shoot the laptop?

Posted by: irongrampa at November 27, 2015 02:25 PM (jeCnD)

The laptop lives another day. The timestamps seem a bit slow. Save your ammo.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 02:29 PM (AC0lD)

36
We had a lot of luck on Venus
We always had a ball on Mars
Meeting all the groovey people
We've rocked the Milky Way so far
We danced around with Borealice
We're space truckin' round the the stars
Come on let's go Space Truckin'

Was there a movie called Space Truckers? I guess you could call FireFly space truckers. Wouldnt space trucking make a great series? I could see Ace as the lead.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 02:29 PM (iQIUe)

37 Has anyone here attempted a suicide run at the Big Box abbatoirs today?

Posted by: CozMark at November 27, 2015 02:30 PM (CbGSW)

38 Black Friday AoSHQ: Now Completely Free of Gluten, Peanuts, Lactose and Content!

Posted by: The AoSHQ Promotion Team at November 27, 2015 02:30 PM (8ZskC)

39 You don't throw away the carcass, you reduce it for turkey stock!

As for holding Universities hostage, yeah. That's what Kent State was about until someone opened fire at the National Guard and it all went to hell. They were rioting, burning and vandalizing the campus for a full week, even spilling into town.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:30 PM (39g3+)

40 With all of those Turkey carcasses in the trash bins of America, I am surprised to see Ace around.

Wait a few weeks. I'm just getting started.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at November 27, 2015 02:31 PM (8ZskC)

41
The next time a group occupies a building, evacuate the staff, lock and chain the doors and say, "It's all yours; have fun. You're getting nothing else."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2015 02:32 PM (3uHwI)

42 Sweet Jesus it takes forever to load this thread.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 02:32 PM (9rE4J)

43 Are You all as jazzed as I am at the prospect of obama saving Us all from climate change next week in France?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:32 PM (/dSsq)

44
Was there a movie called Space Truckers?

Yep. Dennis Hopper, I believe.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 02:32 PM (oVJmc)

45 I don't see that Planned Parenthood is necessarily the target.

http://tinyurl.com/zmve4ko

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 02:33 PM (Nwg0u)

46 >>39 You don't throw away the carcass, you reduce it for turkey stock!

Not after Ace is done with it you don't.

Really, though. It makes a weak stock.
Better off getting a bargain on a small turkey the days after Tday and breasting it out before you make stock with it.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at November 27, 2015 02:33 PM (wqsIf)

47
Where's Muldoon? Have him go check out what is happening.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 02:33 PM (iQIUe)

48 42 Sweet Jesus it takes forever to load this thread.
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Five to six minutes, I hear.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 02:33 PM (AfsKp)

49 Are You all as jazzed as I am at the prospect of obama saving Us all from climate change next week in France?

The rebuked muzzie terrorists must be sitting in their caves wondering how it all ended so fast.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2015 02:34 PM (8ZskC)

50 I've come to figure out timestamps are not a AoSHQ strong point. Comments are made before the thread is even up. I've commented on threads that won't be up for a half hour.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 02:34 PM (XRpjE)

51 RubiosockOFF

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 02:34 PM (wqsIf)

52 50 I've come to figure out timestamps are not a AoSHQ strong point. Comments are made before the thread is even up. I've commented on threads that won't be up for a half hour.

Time machine?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:34 PM (/dSsq)

53 I don't see that Planned Parenthood is necessarily the target.

http://tinyurl.com/zmve4ko

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 02:33 PM (Nwg0u)

MSM seen pouting dejectedly, kicking at unseen cans on the floor.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 02:35 PM (GUBah)

54 37 Has anyone here attempted a suicide run at the Big Box abbatoirs today?

Posted by: CozMark at November 27, 2015 02:30 PM (CbGSW)

Oh hell no. I slept in and binged on Netflix.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 02:35 PM (kpqmD)

55
Does this blog at least have a slushy fund You know so when it gets hot again we can all head down to our 7/11s?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 02:35 PM (iQIUe)

56 It's always been that way. I remember in the early
90s they were trashing some center at UCLA and refused to leave for a
month. They finally hauled them out but they still got their stupid
chicano studies bullshit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 02:25 PM (iQIUe)

I thought it was Berkeley, but yeah, same difference. Mid 60s it was NYU or Columbia or wherever, and they failed to stop it then.

When the inmate figure out they really truly are running the asylum, it's hard to get them to agree to take their medicine quietly.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 02:35 PM (TOk1P)

57 Money can't buy happiness
But it can buy beer
And that's good enough

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at November 27, 2015 02:35 PM (qCxUV)

58 The turkey carcass gets chopped into quarters, one of goes into the rice pot with some chopped turkey meat, rice and water and comes out later as jook, which I regard as inedible but my daughter adores.

Posted by: JEM at November 27, 2015 02:36 PM (o+SC1)

59 Dennis Prager made the point Barak is more animated by global climate whatever than his former fellows committing mass murder.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 02:36 PM (XRpjE)

60 43
Are You all as jazzed as I am at the prospect of obama saving Us all from climate change next week in France?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:32 PM (/dSsq)

He's going to have to show up Trudeau (Mr. Hair) at the summit. Canada's full in on all of that bullsh1t.

Ontario energy prices have doubled over the last 10 years or so. Companies are fleeing which is good because many of them are unionized, so screw them for voting for this crap.

I go running out in the country. There are SOOOOOO many windmills. I couldn't even try to guess at how many in our area. But every time a windmill turns, a union job dies......so we have that going for us.

Let it burn....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 02:36 PM (AC0lD)

61 59 Dennis Prager made the point Barak is more animated by global climate whatever than his former fellows committing mass murder.

Part of His Legacy don't You know...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:36 PM (/dSsq)

62 Really, though. It makes a weak stock.

Yeah I've found that if you mix chicken and turkey together, its best but it still works. Especially if you toss the giblets and neck in the pot.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:37 PM (39g3+)

63 Just trying to get a few after action reports going. I'm gloating because I got all of my shopping done in July.

Posted by: CozMark at November 27, 2015 02:37 PM (CbGSW)

64 The PP shooter probably is an Evil Christian Conservative. There is only so much evil that people can deal with before going all vigilante justice on the situation. Which is, of course, deeply unhelpful to the rest of the pro-life movement.

Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 02:37 PM (Kqit+)

65 45 I don't see that Planned Parenthood is necessarily the target.

http://tinyurl.com/zmve4ko
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 02:33 PM (Nwg0u)

Even if it was, I really couldn't give a fuck. Those shitstains deserve all the horror in the universe to come crashing down on their heads.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 02:37 PM (kpqmD)

66 Hey, I got willowed! For your afternoon entertainment I give you Hussein the great.

http://tinyurl.com/pxg374q

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 02:37 PM (jJRIy)

67
I've come to figure out timestamps are not a AoSHQ strong point. Comments are made before the thread is even up. I've commented on threads that won't be up for a half hour.

Time machine?

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:34 PM (/dSsq)

Nah. Teh Ewok totally doesn't own a time machine.

Besides, that ride sucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 27, 2015 02:38 PM (o98Jz)

68 58 The turkey carcass gets chopped into quarters, one of goes into the rice pot with some chopped turkey meat, rice and water and comes out later as jook, which I regard as inedible but my daughter adores.
Posted by: JEM at November 27, 2015 02:36 PM (o+SC1)
***
Yep..good ol' jook....
The lady destined to break my heart and wreck my peace of mind makes everything into jook, and laughs because I call it congee.

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 02:38 PM (Wu2k4)

69 I put all my books on sale for Black Friday, print and e-book but so far only 1 has sold. Advertising would probably help but they want money for that, the bastards.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:38 PM (39g3+)

70 Looks like the shooter in Colorado is hunting Law Enforcement officers.

Posted by: Wanton, Speculation, and Howe, News Analysis at November 27, 2015 02:39 PM (OUtMw)

71 Maybe we should get a list of schools that haven't had protests and/or haven't caved, because if I were looking for a college for my almost 16 year old son-which is highly doubtful anyway -I'd be looking at colleges where they OFA/Soros nonsense wasn't going on.

Princeton is now considering changing the name of the Wilson School (which deals with politics and public affairs) because surprise-Wilson was a racist and there's some talk of changing the name of one of the main streets that runs through "Witherspoon Street" to something else because John Witherspoon-who signed the Declaration of Independence and was the college's first President apparently had two slaves in his will. The local rag asks, "Is Princeton worthy of the name of Witherspoon?"

At least one professor of history says-in a remarkably logical fashion-Nobody is perfect. You can't learn anything from history if you seek to expunge it.

JUST SAY NO THE CRYBULLIES!

I;d like to get Ted Cruz' take on this. He is a graduate of Princeton

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 02:39 PM (No/ki)

72 "Five to six minutes, I hear."

Ain't far off here.

*Bang, bang, bang* on the "Enter" button.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 02:39 PM (xUpp/)

73 Phoning it on just became too much work

And turkey tetrazinni. Fake it and bake it.

I do believe this is the laziest day onthe US calendar. Monday? Deer season!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 27, 2015 02:40 PM (RIKJa)

74 Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 02:37 PM (Kqit+)

I don't think so. Just because it was near a Planned Parenthood doesn't mean that was the target... as Great White Snark pointed out.

But I'm sure every "journalist" was thrilled to jump on the PP bandwagon...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 02:40 PM (AC0lD)

75 Wtf?

So there's a Planned Parenthood nearby. What's that got to do with anything at this point?

It's like saying there's an active shooter in the same country as the president.

Fucking retards.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 02:40 PM (4ErVI)

76 Yes. You gotta have the neck saved for your stock.
Also, a bulk pack of chicken wings will save your roasted turkey stock.

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 02:40 PM (wqsIf)

77 Academia is rotten to its very core. At the very least it needs a tent fumigation and its structures rebuilt. Of course, it may be too far gone and need to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 02:40 PM (kpqmD)

78 Looks like the shooter in Colorado is hunting Law Enforcement officers.

Posted by: Wanton, Speculation, and Howe, News Analysis at November 27, 2015 02:39 PM (OUtMw)

"BLM Cop Hunter" is more believable under the current circumstances than "Killer of Baby Killers Xtian."

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 02:40 PM (GUBah)

79 Wait, the guy is shooting at cops but it's all about Planned Parenthood?

Wonder if BLM writes CNN's stories to keep out you know, facts?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 02:41 PM (jJRIy)

80 Even if it was, I really couldn't give a fuck. Those
shitstains deserve all the horror in the universe to come crashing down
on their heads.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 02:37 PM (kpqmD)

Which isn't going to matter when the narrative is written. If it turns out some receptionist at PP was shot and killed, we'll learn that she was engaged to be married, or has three adorable children who are now orphaned, etc.

And we're going to have to deal with that aftermath. Not the one that has anything to do with killing babies as a matter of routine.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 02:41 PM (TOk1P)

81
So there's a Planned Parenthood nearby. What's that got to do with anything at this point?

Yeah I figured it was some bullshit like this.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 02:41 PM (XGqPs)

82 29
Anyone else noticing the time stamp here is 5-6 minutes slow, or do I finally get to shoot the laptop?

Posted by: irongrampa at November 27, 2015 02:25 PM (jeCnD)

So far as I know, the blog has always run on PixyTime -- which is synchronized to some bodily function of the hamsters and only approximates the time everyone else uses.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 27, 2015 02:41 PM (EzgxV)

83 >>I don't see that Planned Parenthood is necessarily the target

Do they even have Black Friday Specials?

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 02:42 PM (wqsIf)

84 Time is on our side, yes it is.

TIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEe is on our side.

Posted by: Strolling Turkey Bones at November 27, 2015 02:42 PM (OUtMw)

85 75
Wtf?

So there's a Planned Parenthood nearby. What's that got to do with anything at this point?

Why not mention there is a McDonalds nearby? There always is.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 02:42 PM (jJRIy)

86
I don't think so. Just because it was near a Planned Parenthood doesn't mean that was the target... as Great White Snark pointed out.

But I'm sure every "journalist" was thrilled to jump on the PP bandwagon...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 02:40 PM (AC0lD)

The first reports I saw were indicating "at" as opposed to "near." I'm guilty of not invoking the 24-hour rule on myself.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 02:42 PM (GUBah)

87
Wait. Was there a BLACK PERSON in Colorado at the time of the shooting???

Because then it's a racially motivated hate thought crime.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 02:42 PM (XGqPs)

88 Because the left wants so desperaely for anything they can label "right wing" or " Christian" violence.And if they could get both at once their panties would be so wet they would need to wring them out.

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2015 02:43 PM (8HTq1)

89
/currently eating leftovers...

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 02:43 PM (XGqPs)

90 Do they even have Black Friday Specials?

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 02:42 PM (wqsIf)

At PP, every Friday is Black Friday Specials Day.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 02:43 PM (TOk1P)

91
But I'm sure every "journalist" was thrilled to jump on the PP bandwagon...

Well if not PP they can still jump on the gun banning bandwagon, so they've got that...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:43 PM (/dSsq)

92 Which isn't going to matter when the narrative is written. If it turns out some receptionist at PP was shot and killed, we'll learn that she was engaged to be married, or has three adorable children who are now orphaned, etc.

And we're going to have to deal with that aftermath. Not the one that has anything to do with killing babies as a matter of routine.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 02:41 PM (TOk1P)

That's the way it's always been and probably the way it always will be. The narrative has been there since Roe v Wade was decided.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 02:44 PM (kpqmD)

93 >>I do believe this is the laziest day onthe US calendar. Monday? Deer season!

Rifle?

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 02:44 PM (wqsIf)

94 Time to get to work.

I'll keep CNN on so I can hear how the shooter was religiously motivated to attack Syrian immigrants and black orphans who were being housed in the loving arms of Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 02:44 PM (AC0lD)

95 "if I were looking for a college for my almost 16 year old son-which is highly doubtful anyway -I'd be looking at colleges where they OFA/Soros nonsense wasn't going on. "

University of Dallas is a good option. A Catholic college that is *actually* Catholic.

Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 02:44 PM (Kqit+)

96 I'm running in the wheel as fast as I can, gimme a break here!

Posted by: The Pixy Hampster at November 27, 2015 02:44 PM (39g3+)

97
Newsflash!: You can't swing a dead cat around in a city and not hit a government subsidized planned abortionhood mill

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 02:44 PM (XGqPs)

98 I dig the sidebar rat.

I shall call him Chug because that is what he does. Spooooon!

Posted by: bananaDream at November 27, 2015 02:45 PM (vLk7c)

99 "Do they even have Black Friday Specials? "

Yes. Not joking. They do all sorts of ghoulish promotions.

Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 02:45 PM (Kqit+)

100
Planned Abortionhood mills are as ubiquituous as Starbucks.

So, obviously, Starbuck's was the target too!

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 02:45 PM (XGqPs)

101 Real men hunt deer with a rock. And by "real men" I mean "idiots."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:45 PM (39g3+)

102 Let's try this again -- got willowed on the last thread.

In all this streaming stuff, no one mentioned, but I'm pretty sure it would count against one's data plan. Since mine's 5 GB/month, wouldn't it be prohibitively expensive? That's why I almost never watch videos, however interesting they might sound.

Posted by: Empire1 at November 27, 2015 02:45 PM (tLHIN)

103 At PP, every Friday is Black Friday Specials Day.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 02:43 PM (TOk1P)

I see what you did there. Excellent work. Wonder if they give discounts for twins?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 02:46 PM (jJRIy)

104 Great news for any black employees working in the stores on Chicago's Michigan Ave. You probably might have to start looking for another job, as your brothers shut your stores down.

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 02:46 PM (T3Tpd)

105 >>I don't see that Planned Parenthood is necessarily the target

Do they even have Black Friday Specials?

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 02:42 PM (wqsIf)

For their organ customers, sure. Buy one get one free on baby kidneys.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 27, 2015 02:46 PM (zc3Db)

106 Fox biz is showing idiots in Chicago blocking downtown business entrances now shouting hand up don't shoot BS. Chicago cops will be busting mush filled skulls pretty soon.

Posted by: Alf767 at November 27, 2015 02:46 PM (iI8KF)

107 So odd that it is easy to fill up vacancies for gender professors from the black/woman pool but when it comes to stuff like physics and math there are still so many *barf* white men. Bizarre. It's almost like they are smart or something.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 27, 2015 02:47 PM (E5UB0)

108 104 Great news for any black employees working in the stores on Chicago's Michigan Ave. You probably might have to start looking for another job, as your brothers shut your stores down

I wondered if they were really going to get their lazy butts out there before dark and do that...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:47 PM (/dSsq)

109 Donna- I assume it's a time warp, have seen a comment in the middle of say the gun thread
"I think I'm lost"
So I think it must happen to others.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 02:47 PM (XRpjE)

110 *BLAM*

Think we need some more reports about this PP shootiung.

*BLAM*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 02:48 PM (uSzt/)

111 109 Donna- I assume it's a time warp, have seen a comment in the middle of say the gun thread
"I think I'm lost"
So I think it must happen to others.
Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 02:47 PM

Good because some of the things I write sound like I'm lost so I can blame that...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:48 PM (/dSsq)

112
Creepy.....

Like something out of a horror movie.

http://tinyurl.com/hae3mob

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 27, 2015 02:49 PM (Wu2k4)

113
Already deer season here--took a nice little 4-point with the Garand.

Gonna try the M-14 to fill the doe tag.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 27, 2015 02:49 PM (jeCnD)

114 Posted by: Lauren at November 27, 2015 02:44 PM (Kqit+)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 02:50 PM (No/ki)

115 Posted by: Alf767 at November 27, 2015 02:46 PM (iI8KF)

Is that picture in the dictionary beside the word "quandary"?

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 27, 2015 02:50 PM (48QDY)

116 "Real men hunt deer with a rock. And by "real men" I mean "idiots."

You're the guy who doesn't like guns.

*Kicks in balls*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 02:51 PM (65GJC)

117 Spooky story Mahty. Ghost ships are really creepy for some reason. Just something scary and haunting about a ship full of dead people floating on the ocean for weeks or even years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:51 PM (39g3+)

118 Yep. Last two days of rifle season up here.

Sadly, no more rifle tags in my pocket.

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 02:51 PM (wqsIf)

119 Fox reporting at lest one fatality at COS PG, three officers wounded, unknown number of citizens wounded.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2015 02:52 PM (brIR5)

120 Now they're saying shooter baricaded in PP building; however, picture I see is of a King Soopers. 24 hour rule invoked.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 02:52 PM (Nwg0u)

121 Ok shooter supposedly barricaded in the PP building.

You couldn't tell anything from the mush CNN had on their site.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 02:52 PM (4ErVI)

122 *stretches, yawns*

~~G'Mornin,~~ G'Afternoon!

It's the very Crack-o-Noon here, just got some coffee and punkin pie to start the day.

Time to put up Christmas lights!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 27, 2015 02:52 PM (044Fx)

123 Ok shooter supposedly barricaded in the PP building.

Shit. Not helpful at all...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:52 PM (/dSsq)

124 HOLY SH!T!!

CBC news upstairs. Canada is contributing $2.65 BILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS to fight climate change. The money's going to help developing countries.

WOW!! It cannot burn fast enough. Actually, this is the burning. But still. The stupid and the corruption....it burns the eyes!!

OK, President Sh1t Midas, you'll need to take $25 Billion from the stash to keep up..... And at a debt level of $18.7 Trillion....what's $25 Billion more...?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 02:52 PM (AC0lD)

125 93
>>I do believe this is the laziest day onthe US calendar. Monday? Deer season!

I use to be in the publishing business. RR Donnelly (the largest printer in the country' ) plant in Lancaster PA only closed two day a year other than those two days the plant ran 24/7

Opening day of Deer season

Christmas

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 02:53 PM (jJRIy)

126 Airbus has a concept for boarding people into a passenger pod that is then loaded into the plane's body.

Aside from "how many things can go wrong with that?" there's always the lost luggage thing.

Its one thing to show up at your destination when your luggage goes somewhere else, but imagine being flown to another city by accident.

"Wait, we're in Sweden? I was supposed to land in Las Vegas!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:53 PM (39g3+)

127
Remember the abandoned tanker with the little dog? They tried to rescue him several times but he would just run and hide. Finally, they came back with ....BACON!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 02:53 PM (iQIUe)

128 9 According to a feature in this month's Atlantic, movies featuring ghosts or time travel may not be shown in China. WTF?
Posted by: Spellcheck at November 27, 2015 02:20 PM (j+aWk)
---
Definitely not superpower material. Real men are not scared of girl bands or ghosts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 27, 2015 02:53 PM (8519N)

129 123
Ok shooter supposedly barricaded in the PP building.

Shit. Not helpful at all...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:52 PM (/dSsq)

Hopefully the shooter's muslim or black and none of this will have ever happened....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 02:54 PM (AC0lD)

130 From the last thread:
>>>I watched this series on Christianity in the UK. When it first started taking hold, the Christians would gather at crossroads marked by a stone cross. I like that. People just gathering together outside. None of these super churches and superstar minsters with the 5k suits.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
---------------------------------------------------------------
Yes. Benny Hinn, Tod Bentley, these guys are poison. But we need to act courageously. We need to chop off our wangs. If we destroy men, we destroy war and misery. Kill all men.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 27, 2015 02:54 PM (E5UB0)

131
BACON is the solution to all your dog's behavioral issues.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 02:54 PM (iQIUe)

132 If you can't chase down the deer, tackle it and kill it by strangulation you don't deserve to call yourself a true hunter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2015 02:54 PM (8ZskC)

133 Hopefully the shooter's muslim or black and none of this will have ever happened....

Sad to say I have to hope that too...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:54 PM (/dSsq)

134 CBC news upstairs. Canada is contributing $2.65 BILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS to fight climate change.

By the time they get around to spending it Trudeau will have destroyed the economy to the point it will be worth about a buck fitty.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:55 PM (39g3+)

135 123 Ok shooter supposedly barricaded in the PP building.

Shit. Not helpful at all...
Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:52 PM (/dSsq)

My God! People could die other than the ones PP killed today!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 02:55 PM (kpqmD)

136 I don't see that Planned Parenthood is necessarily the target.

Is there one in the city? Close enough!

Posted by: The MFM at November 27, 2015 02:55 PM (+c55T)

137 I'm so sad. Why did they mess up the Strawberry Shortcake character like they did?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 27, 2015 02:55 PM (E5UB0)

138 For your sanity, do not look up rule 34 Strawberry Shortcake.

...or any other character, for that matter.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:56 PM (39g3+)

139 Yes. Benny Hinn, Tod Bentley, these guys are poison. But we need to act courageously. We need to chop off our wangs. If we destroy men, we destroy war and misery. Kill all men.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 27, 2015 02:54 PM (E5UB0)
============

Here, Caitlyn, have some BACON!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 02:56 PM (iQIUe)

140 Schools closed Monday in PA. First day of deer season....Is
that true in Philly, and other big cities? Don't think many homies go deer hunting.

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 02:56 PM (T3Tpd)

141 Yeah, he missed it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 02:57 PM (szH3H)

142 At least one professor of history says-in a remarkably logical fashion-Nobody is perfect. You can't learn anything from history if you seek to expunge it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 02:39 PM (No/ki)

My alma mater, Wheaton College, was founded by Jonathan Blanchard, a staunch abolitionist. Wheaton, Illinois was a terminus for the so-called underground railroad. So I can say that my college is not contaminated with original sin. Except that it is conservative evangelical with high academic standards. So I guess that cancels out the good deeds toward escaped slaves.

Posted by: ObjectiOBonSustained at November 27, 2015 02:57 PM (mVnwd)

143 Number of shootings near churches >>>>>number of shootings near Planned UnParenthood

Response = crickets.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 02:57 PM (oVJmc)

144 134 CBC news upstairs. Canada is contributing $2.65 BILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS to fight climate change.

By the time they get around to spending it Trudeau will have destroyed the economy to the point it will be worth about a buck fitty.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:55 PM (39g3+)

Which just shows how STUPID these people are...

don't they know that Canada would BENEFIT from some Warming?

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 27, 2015 02:58 PM (qh617)

145 Obviously this shooter in Colorado is highly trained and is only shooting to wound to make a political statement.

It is highly likely he has taken LSD in very small doses to maximize his concentration.

Posted by: Helen Keller's School of Firearms Marksmanship at November 27, 2015 02:59 PM (OUtMw)

146 By the time they get around to spending it Trudeau will have destroyed the economy to the point it will be worth about a buck fitty.

Blame Canada! or something...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:59 PM (/dSsq)

147
k shooter supposedly barricaded in the PP building.

1. Probably another media lie.

2. Who cares.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 02:59 PM (XGqPs)

148 ""Wait, we're in Sweden? I was supposed to land in Las Vegas!""

Right here.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 27, 2015 02:59 PM (szH3H)

149 Airbus has a concept for boarding people into a passenger pod that is then loaded into the plane's body.

If they can just fix the problem of passengers getting injured as they tumble down onto the luggage carousel, I can see how this might work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2015 02:59 PM (8ZskC)

150 147
k shooter supposedly barricaded in the PP building.

1. Probably another media lie.

2. Who cares.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 02:59 PM (XGqPs)

He's piling up biohazard bags full of dead babies to use as cover.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:00 PM (kpqmD)

151 CBC news upstairs. Canada is contributing $2.65 BILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS to ~~fight climate change.~~ push Big Government Globalism

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 03:00 PM (oVJmc)

152 Canada is contributing $2.65 BILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS to fight climate change. The money's going to help developing countries.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 02:52 PM (AC0lD)

How's a buck and forty-seven cents 'Merican gonna help developing countries? The Canucks gonna buy 'em a pack of gum?

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 03:00 PM (GUBah)

153 140
Schools closed Monday in PA. First day of deer season....Is
that true in Philly, and other big cities? Don't think many homies go deer hunting.

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 02:56 PM (T3Tpd)

On Friday night? Every dear is hunted.

What four legs? No you idiot

Posted by: The LIVs at November 27, 2015 03:00 PM (jJRIy)

154 The media is aghast at the possibility of murders in a PP clinic.

I say anything they report is 'deceptively edited.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 03:01 PM (oVJmc)

155 Fully open!

So tolerant.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2015 03:01 PM (qCMvj)

156 "Wait, we're in Sweden? I was supposed to land in Las Vegas!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:53 PM (39g3+)

/Looks at the Swedish women in the airport...

Not that its a bad thing...

/looks closer, sees all the Moslem Men...

OK.... yeah it IS a bad idea...

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 27, 2015 03:01 PM (qh617)

157 Airbus has a concept for boarding people into a passenger pod that is then loaded into the plane's body.

Thrown onto the frame and secured by the baggage handler union? No, thank you. I'll walk.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 03:01 PM (+c55T)

158 154 The media is aghast at the possibility of murders in a PP clinic.

I say anything they report is 'deceptively edited.'

Just don't want to hear red-neck gun toting murdering conservative christian......

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:02 PM (/dSsq)

159 Well, I guess in the interest of karmic parity, if I have to suffer through Carter II: Electric Boogaloo, then Canada must run through the Trudeau gauntlet again. Happy flogging!

No time for cold reality. Just had my first leftover turkey sammich of the season -- it was heavenly, thanks for asking -- and now I'm going to make turkey white bean chili for supper.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 27, 2015 03:03 PM (8519N)

160 158 154 The media is aghast at the possibility of murders in a PP clinic.

I say anything they report is 'deceptively edited.'

Just don't want to hear red-neck gun toting murdering conservative christian......
Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:02 PM (/dSsq)

That's what the bloodthirsty pro-aborts are already saying all over Twitter. You knew it was going to happen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:03 PM (kpqmD)

161 First day of deer season....Is
that true in Philly, and other big cities?

Can the po-lease and gimme big bucks!

Posted by: #BLM at November 27, 2015 03:03 PM (+c55T)

162 If they can just fix the problem of passengers getting injured as they
tumble down onto the luggage carousel, I can see how this might work.

The people who make ice cube traysbmay have a handle on how to unload them quickly.

Posted by: pep at November 27, 2015 03:04 PM (LAe3v)

163 "Violent Encounter at Abortion Clinic: 700 Killed Since Summer"

Posted by: guy at November 27, 2015 03:04 PM (Nd4YY)

164 Let's try this again -- got willowed on the last thread.In all this streaming stuff, no one mentioned, but I'm pretty sure it would count against one's data plan. Since mine's 5 GB/month, wouldn't it be prohibitively expensive? That's why I almost never watch videos, however interesting they might sound.Posted by: Empire1 at November 27, 2015 02:45 PM (tLHIN)

Two different fish.
1. Fish number one -- internet connection through dedicated wire coming into your home. Said wire hooked up to wifi. You pick megs per second speed you want and pay accordingly. Example: I pay 82.99/month for 25 mgs per second internet. If I were to turn on all four streaming televisions, a couple laptops, a couple smartphones I *might* be using close to that number. I've tried it, no problem.
2. Fish number two -- offered by phone service providers. Prohibitively expensive. There are ways to output from smartphone to television, but you really don't want to use a telecom to do that.

So a basic assumption for streaming is you already have a fat cable in your home. By 'fat' I'd say a very minimum 5 mg per second.

Posted by: Abdul Miles Standish at November 27, 2015 03:04 PM (7v/r5)

165
That's what the bloodthirsty pro-aborts are already saying all over Twitter.

Better than even odds its a BLM "activist" trying to shoot cops. Won't they look silly, then.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:04 PM (39g3+)

166 University presidents buy off radicals

All straight white students need to leave these schools. See how diverse they can really be when the tuition money dries up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 03:05 PM (45oDG)

167 On the other hand, I have to hang my head in shame that I attended this institution for my law degree (not really).

http://tinyurl.com/zcdmu33

Fortunately the vast majority of students at CU recognize these malcontents as the personality-disordered outcasts that they are.

Posted by: ObjectiOBonSustained at November 27, 2015 03:05 PM (mVnwd)

168 "Violent Encounter at Abortion Clinic: 700 Killed Since Summer"

Yeah but that's "legal" murder....

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:05 PM (/dSsq)

169 18 11 Active shooter at Planned Genocide in Colorado Springs. No doubt the left is already dancing in puddles of blood.

Not good...
Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 02:22 PM (/dSsq)

I'd drive over, but the roads are sh*t, and my tags are expired. Second one in a month.

Posted by: Siegfried and Roy at November 27, 2015 03:05 PM (yxw0r)

170 Better than even odds its a BLM "activist" trying to shoot cops. Won't they look silly, then.

No, they won't look silly at all. Why would they look silly?

Posted by: The MSM Memory Hole at November 27, 2015 03:05 PM (8ZskC)

171 In the meantime, "Strange Inheritance" is on Fox Bidness Channel. Kids inherited a battalion of armor vehicles.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 03:06 PM (GUBah)

172 So...

It is Black Friday. What are the best deals the Horde has found today? We are Capitalists after all.

Bonus points for the AoSHQ Amazon store purchases.

And eff me. Why, in my iPhone, does "after" sometimes want to default to AFGE? Ugh!!

Maybe Nip is right.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 27, 2015 03:06 PM (48QDY)

173 Off, tiger sock.

Posted by: Bob's House of Etc. at November 27, 2015 03:06 PM (yxw0r)

174 170
Better than even odds its a BLM "activist" trying to shoot cops. Won't they look silly, then.

When I read the article Snark linked, I had that thought too....

Cops being shot and killed.

We'll see....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 03:07 PM (AC0lD)

175
I'm eating leftovers and drinking a beer.

Pumpkinhead flavor by Shipyard.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 03:07 PM (XGqPs)

176 "Violent Encounter at Abortion Clinic: 700 Killed Since Summer"

Genius! Give that guy a raise and put him in charge of headlines.

(said in J. Jonah Jameson voice)

Posted by: Newspaper Publisher at November 27, 2015 03:07 PM (39g3+)

177 This is the best use of taxpayer and tuition dollars?

Posted by: gm at November 27, 2015 03:07 PM (K0tm3)

178 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:08 PM (jJRIy)

179 In the meantime, "Strange Inheritance" is on Fox Bidness Channel. Kids inherited a battalion of armor vehicles.

Dude! Army men!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:08 PM (39g3+)

180 Active shooter at planned parenthood ?? Yes of course the first reaction is to somehow focus on the reaction if the left

Posted by: John at November 27, 2015 03:08 PM (o0Akw)

181 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange?

It's what I wear when I go out to git me wunna them huntin' licenses.

Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretaire d'Etat at November 27, 2015 03:09 PM (8ZskC)

182 So at least the media will have something to talk about .Guns and Abortion clinics.... Double score!

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:09 PM (/dSsq)

183 Shooter in custody.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 03:09 PM (Nwg0u)

184 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:08 PM (jJRIy)

Since that's the media description, I'm going with this:

http://tinyurl.com/hr57mbc

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 03:09 PM (GUBah)

185
Elmer Fudd style hat??

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 03:10 PM (XGqPs)

186 Since that's the media description, I'm going with this:

Given the average journalist's familiarity with hunting, its probably a damn top hat.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:11 PM (39g3+)

187 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat?

Hat Control Now.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 03:11 PM (oVJmc)

188 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange

Furry looking hat with short antlers (length just below legal limit)

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 03:11 PM (T3Tpd)

189 'Mac' from "Night Court" is on Disney channel now on "K.C. Undercover." Damn, he was funny on "Night Court."

And Zendaya. 19, tall, beautiful, that long gorgeous hair.

Black lives DO matter....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2015 03:11 PM (AC0lD)

190 All our students wear boonie hats in their choice of camouflage pattern. It helps put them into the right frame of mind for sniper training.

Posted by: Helen Keller's School of Firearms Marksmanship at November 27, 2015 03:12 PM (OUtMw)

191 171 In the meantime, "Strange Inheritance" is on Fox Bidness Channel. Kids inherited a battalion of armor vehicles.

Did they inherit a couple mechanics and a tanker full of diesel? They will have to go Lord Humungous to keep the battalion rolling.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 03:12 PM (AfsKp)

192 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:08 PM (jJRIy)

It's an assault hat.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 27, 2015 03:12 PM (zc3Db)

193 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:08 PM (jJRIy)

I dunno. Whatever it is, it needs a good, hard banning.

Posted by: ObjectiOBonSustained at November 27, 2015 03:12 PM (mVnwd)

194 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:08 PM (jJRIy)

One of these.

http://tinyurl.com/zre2xsc

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2015 03:12 PM (8ZskC)

195 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange?

Probably camo...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:13 PM (/dSsq)

196 Since that's the media description, I'm going with this:

http://tinyurl.com/hr57mbc ????

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 03:13 PM (T3Tpd)

197 "feminist" blames stupid whores not wearing burkhas for being raped in Norway

http://tinyurl.com/hambevs

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:14 PM (39g3+)

198 Idiots on Twatter have called the shooter a white, Christian pro-lifer. I'm thinking I may be in store for a Schadenboner.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 03:14 PM (Nwg0u)

199 In Out of The Silent Planet, CS Lewis had the interplanetary space ship get so warm that all the passengers have to fly buck naked. Cannot believe Airbus has not patented this yet. Talk about speeding up the deplaning procedure!

I read that book in 1966, and like Countee Cullen's trip to Baltimore, that's all I can remember. Later that year I read the then-new Moon Is A Harsh Mistress. Buck-naked space travel was a hot topic that year. That's right, "Y-Not."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 03:14 PM (xq1UY)

200 I'm not positive deer hunting season and school closings have anything in common. I already killed a buck, got it with a F-150

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 03:15 PM (XRpjE)

201 Top 200!

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:15 PM (e3bId)

202 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:15 PM (e3bId)

203 "feminist" blames stupid whores not wearing burkhas for being raped in Norway

http://tinyurl.com/hambevs
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:14 PM (39g3+)

I blame the Norwegian goat shortage.

Posted by: ObjectiOBonSustained at November 27, 2015 03:15 PM (mVnwd)

204 Ah, the first day of hunting....rifle shots echoing off the hills in all directions...

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 03:15 PM (T3Tpd)

205 Did they inherit a couple mechanics and a tanker full of diesel? They will have to go Lord Humungous to keep the battalion rolling.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 03:12 PM (AfsKp)

Show said they do keep a crew of mechanics on the payroll. Pops got carried to his grave on the back of a Sheridan.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM (GUBah)

206 Commenting fail, Weasel.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM (/Ho8c)

207 201 Top 200!

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:15 PM (e3bId)

That's embarrassing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM (zc3Db)

208 got it with a F-150

That's a funny caliber

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM (39g3+)

209 24 hour rule invoked.

Get scrubbing, people! We need all traces of this Fellow Traveller removed...

Posted by: Facebook at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM (+c55T)

210 207 201 Top 200!

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:15 PM (e3bId)

So close...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM (/dSsq)

211 Damn, total collection: 240 tanks.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM (GUBah)

212 I have shamed my ancestors.

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM (e3bId)

213 >>> I already killed a buck, got it with a F-150

How is your truck?

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 03:17 PM (AfsKp)

214 I have shamed my ancestors.

Posted by: Weasel

*hands Weasel wakizashi*

In case you need it. You know.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 27, 2015 03:17 PM (/Ho8c)

215 got it with a F-150

Commonsense truck regulation now!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2015 03:18 PM (8ZskC)

216 212 I have shamed my ancestors.
Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM

That's okay. Maybe You can be First! sometime...Now there's an honor to reach for!

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:18 PM (/dSsq)

217 10 days in the body shop, just got it back Saturday

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 03:18 PM (XRpjE)

218 >>Shooter in custody

That's what she said.

Posted by: Shooter Mcgavin at November 27, 2015 03:18 PM (wqsIf)

219 Nice university you got there. Be a shame if something bad happened to your alma mater.

Extortion always works on the craven.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 27, 2015 03:18 PM (ccNyn)

220 I have shamed my ancestors.
Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM (e3bId)

Also known as Tuesday.

Posted by: Weasel's Ancestors at November 27, 2015 03:18 PM (8ZskC)

221 201
Top 200!

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:15 PM (e3bId)
----------You had one job.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2015 03:18 PM (9iR5/)

222 @191 That was the collection of Jaques Littlefield, the man who proved that "He who dies with the most toys, wins." He won. He's a god in the MVPA.

He left them a complete restoration and maintenance facility, with a full staff of armorer-artificers, the best in the "hobby." There was also a foundation for funding, but none of his family had an interest in keeping up the greatest private collection in the world. No. Words.

They sold off half the collection to fund giving away the rest to the Collins Foundation.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 03:19 PM (xq1UY)

223 I am just a small and furry Weasel. The ways of your blog frighten and confuse me.

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:19 PM (e3bId)

224 Why does the site keep changing my NIC to some strange concoction?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 27, 2015 03:19 PM (mVnwd)

225 I already killed a buck, got it with a F-150

Rented for the occasion?

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 03:19 PM (Z58Xa)

226 By the time they get around to spending it Trudeau will have destroyed the economy to the point it will be worth about a buck fitty.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:55 PM (39g3+)

I remember the last time Canada had a Trudeau in office. Soda machine in lower level of my factory. Truckers in and out all day long, running product all over 'merica and into Canada. They discovered a Canadian quarter would work in soda machine just as well as 'merican one.

Fast forward to sound of soda machine being kicked and pummeled every month as cash box was emptied out by 'soda guy'. Damn he used to get royally pissed off.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 03:19 PM (7v/r5)

227 >>> 10 days in the body shop, just got it back Saturday

Damn! Support your local deer hunter.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 03:20 PM (AfsKp)

228 212 I have shamed my ancestors.

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM

In the new AOS for next year, all comments will be given a clappy hands thumbs up emoji. No more numbers.

Posted by: Bruce at November 27, 2015 03:20 PM (8ikIW)

229 bodily function of the hamsters and only approximates the time everyone else uses.

The TBH3K throws off their bio-rythms and mouse-periods.

Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2015 03:21 PM (DL2i+)

230 228 212 I have shamed my ancestors.

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM

In the new AOS for next year, all comments will be given a clappy hands thumbs up emoji. No more numbers.
Posted by: Bruce at November 27, 2015 03:20 PM (8ikIW)

Comments not longer be posted in sequence, but randomly as determined by an algorithm programmed into the blog page. That way we won't have anybody being able to claim first or otherwise place themselves relative to any other commenter.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:22 PM (kpqmD)

231 I have shamed my ancestors.

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:16 PM

Being cousins didn't shame them, this won't.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

232 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange?

It has one of those things that goes up

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at November 27, 2015 03:24 PM (qCxUV)

233 Comments not longer be posted in sequence, but randomly as determined by an algorithm programmed into the blog page. That way we won't have anybody being able to claim first or otherwise place themselves relative to any other commenter.

I agree. That way none of Our feelings will be hurt...

Posted by: donna at November 27, 2015 03:24 PM (/dSsq)

234 This Giant Rodent Loves Beer

Damn, the thing's the size of a Shetland pony. The campers seem unconcerned.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 03:25 PM (Z58Xa)

235 Comments not longer be posted in sequence, but
randomly as determined by an algorithm programmed into the blog page.
That way we won't have anybody being able to claim first or otherwise
place themselves relative to any other commenter.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:22 PM (kpqmD)

I am thinking this is just an excuse to increase "The Barrel" attendance.
No numbers? What could go wrong?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:25 PM (jJRIy)

236 So..

moving right along to our next agenda Item . .

Posted by: Don Rickles School of Complementary Phrases And Meeting Management at November 27, 2015 03:26 PM (OUtMw)

237 I am thinking this is just an excuse to increase "The Barrel" attendance.
No numbers? What could go wrong?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 03:25 PM (jJRIy)

There will no longer be a barrel. Only comment participation trophies and Funny Formatting ribbons.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:26 PM (kpqmD)

238 In the new AOS for next year, all comments will be

...declared THREADWINNER!

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 03:26 PM (Z58Xa)

239 What the fvck is a "hunting style" hat? Orange?

It has one of those things that goes up

-
Ear flaps?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2015 03:26 PM (Nwg0u)

240 I commented on Ace of Spades new and improved HQ and got a trophy!

I'm speshul!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:27 PM (39g3+)

241 Ancestral "honor" and cousin marriage seem to go together. FWIW, it was perfectly all right in the US before the Late Unpleasantness. Apparently more than one Civilisation Went With The Wind.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 03:28 PM (xq1UY)

242 ...declared THREADWINNER!

There are no more threadwinners. All people who post are winners in the new HQ!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:28 PM (39g3+)

243 238 In the new AOS for next year, all comments will be

...declared THREADWINNER!
Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 03:26 PM (Z58Xa)

We have to do away with "Ace" of course, as this suggests the highest rank or highest skill level. "Spades" has to go since it's a RAAAAACIST!!!! term and is exclusionary to Hearts, Clubs and Diamonds. It will have to be Average of All Playing Cards in order to be appropriately inclusive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:29 PM (kpqmD)

244 You're a threadwinner, and you're a threadwinner, and you're...

Posted by: Pixy Winfrey at November 27, 2015 03:29 PM (Z58Xa)

245 244 You're a threadwinner, and you're a threadwinner, and you're...
Posted by: Pixy Winfrey at November 27, 2015 03:29 PM (Z58Xa)

Then we have to sell them once we find out we can't afford the tax bill...

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:30 PM (kpqmD)

246 Perhaps we should be allowed to select our own comment sequence number. Kind of a fill in the blank option. For example, for this comment I comment-identify as 142.

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:30 PM (e3bId)

247 There will no longer be a barrel. Only comment participation trophies and Funny Formatting ribbons.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:26 PM (kpqmD

Please tell me you are going to ban the banhammer so we can be inclusive?

Oh boy, I am back!

Posted by: Palin Steele at November 27, 2015 03:30 PM (jJRIy)

248 We have to do away with "Ace" of course, as this suggests the highest rank or highest skill level. "Spades" has to go since it's a RAAAAACIST!!!! term and is exclusionary to Hearts, Clubs and Diamonds. It will have to be Average of All Playing Cards in order to be appropriately inclusive.

Unfortunately, "Of.com" may already be taken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2015 03:31 PM (8ZskC)

249 We have to do away with "Ace" of course, as this suggests the highest rank or highest skill level.

Remind me to never play a game of War with you!

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 03:31 PM (Z58Xa)

250 from gazette dot com, drudge link

1:34: The shooting situation remains active and the shooter is not contained. Colorado Springs police says there is no connection to Planned Parenthood and shooting victims are getting treatment.

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:31 PM (qSIlh)

251 246 Perhaps we should be allowed to select our own comment sequence number. Kind of a fill in the blank option. For example, for this comment I comment-identify as 142.
Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:30 PM (e3bId)

Suggesting you are later in sequence than 141 or earlier in sequence to 143? This kind of thing still separates us and leads to hurt feelings.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:31 PM (kpqmD)

252 I should get to holler 'first'

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:32 PM (qSIlh)

253 It will have to be Average of All Playing Cards in order to be appropriately inclusive.

All 57 cards are special.

Posted by: Barack of Obama at November 27, 2015 03:33 PM (Z58Xa)

254 Since I left, mom has put in new rugs in my basement room.

They are shag baby!

Posted by: Palin Steele at November 27, 2015 03:33 PM (jJRIy)

255 Ace has the value 'one' in the deck of playing cards, and is the lowest card in the pack because there is no 'zero' card.

So who was the genius who took the 'one' card and made it a higher value than 'king'?

We start counting at 'two' to 'ten' the jack, queen, king, one.

Does that seem right to you?

Posted by: Don Rickles School of Complementary Phrases And Meeting Management at November 27, 2015 03:33 PM (OUtMw)

256 No more banning? Shit word travels fast.

I'll be right back with an offer you CAN NOT refuse!

Posted by: Lace Wigs at November 27, 2015 03:34 PM (jJRIy)

257 1:34: The shooting situation remains active and the shooter is not contained. Colorado Springs police says there is no connection to Planned Parenthood and shooting victims are getting treatment.

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:31 PM (qSIlh)

Awww......

Posted by: MSM ready for two weeks of how pro-life people are murderers at November 27, 2015 03:34 PM (zt+N6)

258 Oh corgis.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 27, 2015 03:34 PM (kTF2Z)

259 Well then each comment should be voted on by a panel and sorted by popularity. That's it!

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 03:34 PM (e3bId)

260 and shooting victims are getting treatment.

That's better news than the alternative.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 03:34 PM (Z58Xa)

261 re 257: they didn't even have a chance to twit "Happy now, Sarah Palin?"

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:34 PM (qSIlh)

262 255 Ace has the value 'one' in the deck of playing cards, and is the lowest card in the pack because there is no 'zero' card.

So who was the genius who took the 'one' card and made it a higher value than 'king'?

We start counting at 'two' to 'ten' the jack, queen, king, one.

Does that seem right to you?
Posted by: Don Rickles School of Complementary Phrases And Meeting Management at November 27, 2015 03:33 PM (OUtMw)

Don't make me have to hurt you.

Posted by: Hoyle at November 27, 2015 03:35 PM (kpqmD)

263 I'm only spitballin' here but if the Monday after Black Friday is called 'Cyber Monday' I'd also assume it's 'Prime Time for Identity Theft'.

But what do I know? Last time I got ripped off was Halloween. Ancient history.

I've hit 'refresh' on my online bank account just slightly less today than at AoS.

Thanks 0bama.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 03:35 PM (7v/r5)

264 I think after every new comment all comments should be shuffled in the order, with no number ranking. And of coure all comments should be titled comrade ___

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 03:35 PM (XRpjE)

265 Please pick up your Thread Participation Trophies at your nearest Safe Space.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 27, 2015 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

266 I self identify as commenter 777 every time. Your numerofascist system cannot define me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 03:35 PM (39g3+)

267 Embarrassed your ancestors? Piker, I embarrassed the entire country.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 27, 2015 03:36 PM (22uju)

268 260 and shooting victims are getting treatment.

That's better news than the alternative.
Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 03:34 PM (Z58Xa)

They only had scalpels and suction curettes handy, so the victims are a little worse for wear.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 03:36 PM (kpqmD)

269 252 I should get to holler 'first'
~~~

No on is stopping you. Let 're rip!

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2015 03:36 PM (AfsKp)

270 Planned Parenthood is a national health care provider that delivers
reproductive health care and sex education to women and men throughout
the United States. The organization runs nearly 700 health centers
throughout the United States, according to its website.

MSM hoping its a right wing fanatic, got to be...

Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 03:36 PM (T3Tpd)

271 Mommy says I'm a face card!

Posted by: The Three of Diamonds at November 27, 2015 03:37 PM (Z58Xa)

272 Nood shooter

Posted by: Country Singer at November 27, 2015 03:37 PM (GUBah)

273 BTW. does anyone have any idea why the entire supply of PPU .303 British in 174 grain FMJ has disappeared? Plenty of soft-point, but almost all the full-metal jacket military-spec stuff is out of stock.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 27, 2015 03:38 PM (bZ7mE)

274 numbers were invented by the white man to hold down women and minorities. Actual Fact. As to the verb "to be", I'd hate to tell you which group that was meant to hold down, but there you go again.

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (qSIlh)

275 252 I should get to holler 'first'

You may, but only at an agreed upon time and place as to include all of those that wish to holler "first"

You may also holler:

"frist"
"first?"
" "
or any wish or sentiment you wish. Unless, of course, it does not meet approval of the board.

Posted by: Bruce at November 27, 2015 03:39 PM (8ikIW)

276 again from 'gazette dot com:

1:43 p.m. Police say they do not know the connection to Planned Parenthood, but that is where the 911 call came from. Police do not know the number of shooters, the containment of the shooters, or the number of victims. Police are not evacuating neighborhoods to the north of the scene, but they are asking residents to stay inside and to avoid the area. There are still people inside the nearby businesses, and police do not know if there are any hostage situations.

Between Colorado Springs Police Department, El Paso Sheriff's Office and State Patrol, "we are using all of our resources," said spokeswoman and Lt. Catherine Buckley. Officers do not know the type of weapon involved, except there is a rifle involved.

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:40 PM (qSIlh)

277 Hey, 911, there's a hold up across the street!.. yeah, I live on the third floor across the street and was looking out my apartment window and...

...

police do not yet know the connection between the caller and the crime scene

Posted by: Mallflower at November 27, 2015 03:42 PM (qSIlh)

278 Hung Christmas lights with the parents today. Now I want to hang myself.

Posted by: Hamilton at November 27, 2015 03:42 PM (4djZu)

279
Spooky story Mahty. Ghost ships are really creepy for some reason.
Just something scary and haunting about a ship full of dead people
floating on the ocean for weeks or even years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2015 02:51 PM (39g3+)

Spooky, but not supernatural. I got a chuckle when it the story said something like "conspiracy theorists speculate that they were fishermen". Well, duh. Fishing boats, of a type long obsolete in modern countries, manned by Nork conscripts, and told not to come back without a load of fish, and provided with few or no supplies. Fleet gets caught in a storm, blown out to sea; crew perishes from starvation and/or exposure. The now ghost fleet eventually washes ashore in Japan. No conspiracy required, just circumstances known to exist. They could probably back-track the fleet by satellite imagery, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2015 03:44 PM (7MWCL)

280 Reason number 281 I will never, ever donate money to my university.

Posted by: PC at November 27, 2015 04:19 PM (PEqlJ)

281 I've seen Philly's Action News do a feature on deer season in a way that suggested only those inbred hillbillies out west would take a day off from school to go kill animals. Out past Harrisburg, or north of Allentown.

Here in Philly, they save that day off for when a one-inch blizzard paralyzes city streets.

Posted by: Spellcheck at November 27, 2015 05:01 PM (j+aWk)

282 Abdul Miles Standish -- Thank you =very= much for the explanation!

No cable here at all, since we live about 12 miles from the nearest town, and just got semi-reliable 4G service a couple-three months ago. So I guess streaming is totally out.

I truly appreciate the time you took to type out something someone older than Vic can understand! (Honest -- I was born a President ahead of him!)

Posted by: Empire1 at November 27, 2015 05:48 PM (tLHIN)

283 "I need some muscle over here. Love muscle."

Posted by: Prof. Melissa Glock at November 27, 2015 06:42 PM (BfPSD)

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