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Open Thread: Happy Thanksgiving!
Now that Thanksgiving is over, it's officially time for this.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Andy Reid at November 26, 2015 08:12 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 26, 2015 08:12 PM (3llmC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 08:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 26, 2015 08:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 08:12 PM (gmP76)
Posted by: clonefan at November 26, 2015 08:12 PM (Vy7in)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 26, 2015 08:14 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Secundus at November 26, 2015 08:14 PM (uiIDz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 26, 2015 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:14 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Richard Gere at November 26, 2015 08:15 PM (/oy1S)
okay, Ace edited the post
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:15 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 26, 2015 08:16 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 08:17 PM (8PcKC)
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2015 08:18 PM (VAVIJ)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 26, 2015 08:18 PM (uaANl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2015 08:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at November 26, 2015 08:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2015 08:19 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 08:19 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 26, 2015 08:18 PM (uaANl)
Wait until the endless loop of the fireplace
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 08:20 PM (+oRxW)
And this, until you long for the true death:
Paul McCartney and Wings - Wonderful Christmas Time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1-sXrdQtog
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 08:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:21 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at November 26, 2015 08:21 PM (OiFtZ)
Cyber Monday?
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:21 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:22 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 08:22 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2015 08:22 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 08:22 PM (heN73)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2015 08:22 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 26, 2015 08:23 PM (/oy1S)
Of course, some prefer to get funky:
Clarence Carter - Back Door Santa (196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0NoalRsk5w
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 08:23 PM (kdS6q)
Erdogan's son, Harvard Kennedy School educated, is the one running the oil smuggling operation. Turkish forces are involved in that smuggling and handling and transport.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 08:24 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 08:24 PM (kdS6q)
Nine foot tree up in honor of our new house's tall ceilings. Football tomorrow. May decorate the tree tomorrow afternoon, depending on our mood after the game.
Check out the link to the Turkey Pardon video in the side bar. It's cute.
Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 08:24 PM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 08:24 PM (heN73)
Or as it may be called in the future, the day the ominous 'Banning Notice' disappeared from the front page sidebar.
I kind of liked that. It was like a virtual bouncer....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 08:25 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: USA at November 26, 2015 08:25 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 08:25 PM (pahrJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:26 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 08:26 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 08:26 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at November 26, 2015 08:26 PM (A2R6W)
And Charlie Brown's "Mayflower Voyagers" which ends with the first Thanksgiving:
https://vimeo.com/112514732
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:27 PM (S2LZH)
Jay Cutler is similar to Jeff George. Cannon arm, pudding brain. Is that a fair assessment? I have no dog in this fight tonight. Either team could win and I'd be still pretty indifferent.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 08:27 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 08:25 PM (AC0lD)
--The way things go here, it may be back before you expect.
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2015 08:28 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 26, 2015 08:29 PM (oNZNR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_eaVAd1qFQ
both versions
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Christian and Islam? Is Charlie Brown infatuated with the little red burqa girl?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2015 08:29 PM (Nwg0u)
Lose by 29 to Panthers. That has to be the lock of the century.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 08:29 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 26, 2015 08:23 PM (/oy1S)
It's nice knowing I'm not alone, even if I am outnumbered.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 08:29 PM (heN73)
OK, I got my TV dinner out of the oven and am eating it.
Kira wants some but I'll have to let it cool a bit before I give it to her.
In the meantime, Reggie peed on the living room carpet again. So I guess that's about the same as a smug leftist family member declaiming about politics or whatnot.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 08:30 PM (sdi6R)
No update on Romo. His x-rays were intercepted and returned to another hospital.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 26, 2015 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)
CBS idiots, when they were not promoting their shit shows, mentioned he is out for the season.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 08:30 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 26, 2015 08:30 PM (kpqmD)
Bet grammie is screaming into her egg nog.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 08:30 PM (heN73)
I suspect a Putin sponsored boycott will have teeth....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 08:31 PM (dvuhZ)
Is Reggie still peeing on you in your bed?
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:31 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 08:31 PM (sj3Ax)
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No, no it isn't. It's NEVER time for that, unless there is a disco revival.
On the other hand, the neighbors have their candles in every window, and a large decorated tree already up, as of today. There is a large window where the tree is up.
It is a largish 1920's Tudor style house, and it really does look quite nice. All we need is a little snow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 08:31 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Soothsayer
****
Time to punch that little old lady in the face with my brass knuckles for daring to reach for the one I wanted.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 08:32 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot
Only when things get a little weird.
Posted by: Queen Barry I at November 26, 2015 08:32 PM (/oy1S)
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Dammit. No Turkish taffy for Christmas.
Posted by: Rooskie kid at November 26, 2015 08:33 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:33 PM (S2LZH)
No, no it isn't. It's NEVER time for that, unless there is a disco revival.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
The Waitresses, Disco
Nope.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 08:33 PM (kdS6q)
Did you order from Honey Baked Ham?
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 08:34 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2015 08:34 PM (vsbNu)
And next week we'll hear how stupendous Black Friday was in sales...because obama's recovery is soooo great.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:34 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 26, 2015 08:35 PM (oXFN+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 08:35 PM (hVdx9)
Yeah, Carol, I got my ham yesterday. Very good. But wicked salty.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:35 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 08:35 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 08:35 PM (jJRIy)
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Especially in Chicago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 08:36 PM (9mTYi)
Anyone else looking forward to the trampling footage tomorrow on the "news?"
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:33 PM (S2LZH)
Not really, no. People behaving like savages so they can get a cheap computer or flat screen TV just gets me more depressed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 26, 2015 08:36 PM (kpqmD)
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Especially in Chicago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 08:36 PM (9mTYi)
--The way things are going, it may be lots of freebies in Chicago, not sales, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2015 08:38 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 08:35 PM (jJRIy)
I'm betting they're doing ok, since you don't hear about Crimea anymore.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 08:38 PM (heN73)
Is Reggie still peeing on you in your bed?
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:31 PM (S2LZH)
No, because I started covering the bed with an old plastic shower curtain.
It's a shame, but I simply can't trust him any more.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
Carlos Danger hardest hit.
Posted by: USA at November 26, 2015 08:39 PM (tfM+W)
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 08:39 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 08:39 PM (t5zYU)
I'm no at expert or animal behavior expert, but it seems like Reggie is trying to establish that he, not you, is the Alpha in the domicile.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:40 PM (S2LZH)
Anyways, carry on.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 08:40 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Vlad at November 26, 2015 08:40 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Vlad at November 26, 2015 08:40 PM (9mTYi)
But I've been thinking about it, and brined turkeys are a bridge too far for me.
My next one will not be brined (and if I can get away with it, it won't have been frozen either).
I just realized that the turkey breast I cooked for my mini-thanksgiving had way too much in common with processed lunchmeat.
It's the "popular thing" now, by a large margin, but I am seceding from pop culture's food trends.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 08:41 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:31 PM (S2LZH)
No, because I started covering the bed with an old plastic shower curtain.
It's a shame, but I simply can't trust him any more.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
So rickl is the President?
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 08:41 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at November 26, 2015 08:41 PM (Ui7Rt)
Fresh turkey is significantly better than frozen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 26, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)
Will a cat get under the covers with you?
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:42 PM (S2LZH)
I don't know if I just missed it or if no one was really pointing that out earlier.
Remember back when we had sanctions against nations supporting terrorism? Well, sort of?
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 08:42 PM (bLnSU)
In addition, it seems that Vermont also uses (or misuses) land use laws to keep the "unwashed" out of the state.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at November 26, 2015 08:43 PM (e8kgV)
Will a cat get under the covers with you?
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:42 PM (S2LZH)
As long as it's a "Tom" cat.
Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at November 26, 2015 08:44 PM (jJRIy)
Do you live near Philadelphia? I am within two hours. if you don't have something else to do and want to come over for Christmas (if you celebrate it), you're welcome. I don't think two successive Swanson dinners for two successive holidays is good. Too much sodium! :^) I would have invited you over this year for TG but my son is on the autism spectrum-high functioning- and we have to give him a lot of advance notice for any changes to his schedule.
I won't try to convert you or beat you over the head with a bible. :^) We'lll talk about AofS headquarters .
Anyway, unless the idea is too appalling, think about it and let me know,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:45 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Sure, I do it all of the time.
I stay on Mrs. H's side though, Hammer emits foul odors without warning. He's worse than the damn dog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at November 26, 2015 08:45 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 08:46 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 08:46 PM (iQIUe)
I hope that is a cat or dog and not Obama's WH friend.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:46 PM (No/ki)
When I was a kid I always tried to "tuck in" my dog in my bed like he was a person. He Did Not Want.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:46 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 26, 2015 08:47 PM (0MJkC)
WTF???
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That was eight years ago. Doesn't mean it won't happen tomorrow.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2015 08:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:48 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 08:49 PM (bLnSU)
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Sanctimony in Vermont? Quelle suprise!
On the upside, as far as I can tell, they have the highest per capita registration (or close) of privately owned fully automatic weapons of any state. Twice that of Texas.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 08:49 PM (9mTYi)
highest per capita registration (or close) of privately owned fully
automatic weapons of any state. Twice that of Texas.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 08:49 PM (9mTYi)
And, I think they are a constitutional carry state.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 08:50 PM (jJRIy)
Thanks you but you don't live with me. :^)
I'm sorry about your ongoing medical troubles. Are you still in the hospital?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:50 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Tmitsss at November 26, 2015 08:51 PM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Tmitsss at November 26, 2015 08:51 PM (Pa9vP)
******
I use a Reynolds basting bag. Nails it for moist poultry every time.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 26, 2015 08:52 PM (3llmC)
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We had a small dog when I was a kid. We got a baby bunting from Salvation Army. On cool nights, we would hold open the bunting and he would jump in. In the morning we would open it and there would be warm dog smell.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2015 08:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:53 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 26, 2015 08:54 PM (eUK5G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:54 PM (No/ki)
On cool nights, we would hold open the bunting and he would jump in. In the morning we would open it and there would be warm dog smell.
THEN WHERE WAS DOG?
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:54 PM (S2LZH)
er, THEN WHERE DOG? rather
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 08:55 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 08:56 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Tony Romo at November 26, 2015 08:56 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:50 PM (No/ki)
Naw, got home a couple hours ago. Just had thanksgiving leftovers!
I was my nurse's last patient for the day so she got to go home a little early, too.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 08:56 PM (bLnSU)
Dumbass showoffs, now I hope it bites him in the ass.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 08:56 PM (heN73)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:57 PM (No/ki)
I disagree that brining useless -- it imparts some nice flavors, even if you don't think it affects how moist the meat stays. I don't think it's essential, by any stretch, but brining now and then is nice. I usually add juniper berries and other herbs to the brine. Fun change of pace.
We did ok with our conventional oven this year, but I miss the convection from the last house. Really shortens the cooking time for a turkey and makes a nice skin. We'll probably upgrade at some point when the budget allows. Most of the appliances in this house are longish in the tooth.
Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 08:58 PM (t5zYU)
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Bing Jacques Pepin, steamed turkey.
You're welcome
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 26, 2015 08:58 PM (Cq0oW)
I hope the next major holiday you will be feeling better and not in the hospital.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:59 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: USA at November 26, 2015 09:00 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 26, 2015 09:00 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 09:00 PM (No/ki)
I don't think riding lawnmowers are useless, but I don't want one.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 09:01 PM (bLnSU)
carpet again. So I guess that's about the same as a smug leftist family
member declaiming about politics or whatnot.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 08:30 PM (sdi6R)
Hi rickl. If Reggie is your dog, the vet can prescribe some drugs to help with a poor bladder.
Our last dog Princess lived until 16, but for the last year or two, she had a lot of bladder problems and infections. The vet was able to help a bit with medications. Later on, baby sheets were used and she'd sleep on there. We'd constantly let her out every couple of hours or so which also helped.
In the end, it wasn't her bladder but her hips that failed.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 09:02 PM (AC0lD)
I think Sous Vide-ing is way too much time to be worth it -- but if I were to cook a holiday turkey, I'd Sous Vide cook it.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 09:02 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 08:56 PM (dvuhZ)
The inverse proportion rule of denial to guilt strikes again.
"Did you do that?"
--No. Produce proof or FOAD. (probably not guilty)
--Certainly not! The accusation is offensive! (was involved and/or thought about being involved)
--THIS ACCUSATION IS MEANT TO DEFAME ME AND MY PEOPLE! I WOULD NEVER CONSIDER IT! THIS IS SLANDER! (guilty as shit)
Posted by: Secundus at November 26, 2015 09:02 PM (yXqIP)
I was responding to this:
"105 The Food Lab guy over at Serious Eats say brining is worthless"
Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 09:03 PM (t5zYU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 08:59 PM (No/ki)
Thanks, {{hug}}.
That's a cordial, respectful hug, not like the ones I give to willow.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 09:03 PM (bLnSU)
Reggie is a cat. And I don't recall rick mentioning any bladder problems. I think Reggie is just fresh.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 09:03 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 09:03 PM (S2LZH)
Okay, that's good to know....kind of....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 09:04 PM (AC0lD)
Erdogan's son, Bilal Erdogan is apparently in charge off the whole operation, and he owns and runs a marine shipping company. That is, he has tankers. He then launders the oil into the legitimate market, much of it going to Asia.
Rumor has it, and I don't know how much stock to put in it, was the Russian jet was shot down over or near one of these oil smuggling corridors on the border. They may have afraid Poot-Pooty was going to start bombing *their side* of the oil operation. The jet could've been gathering intelligence or something, and the shootdown was a message not fuck with our side of the oil smuggling.
We have to know about all this, and have to be looking the other way.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 09:06 PM (dvuhZ)
And Bigby, I'm sure that's wonderful. But the entire world is trying to make meat more and more moist.
I want to eat it, not swim in it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 09:06 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 09:06 PM (YQ7o1)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:08 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: no good deed at November 26, 2015 09:11 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2015 09:12 PM (VdICR)
I'm in Canada so no Thanksgiving. But I did run 1 hour, 40 minutes after an hour of ab work early this morning. I'm pre-burning Christmas calories...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 09:14 PM (AC0lD)
ISIS probably fears Putin, France, Al Queda (red on red), the rest of the world and Obama in
that order. The next president should bring us from
first.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2015 09:12 PM (VdICR)
FIFY. I'm sure they fear Lichtenstein more than Barry
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 09:14 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 09:06 PM (dvuhZ)
I hope Russia drops a Czar Bomba on Ankara.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 26, 2015 09:16 PM (zc3Db)
The only reason to go there is for a local delivery or transit to Canada. Vermont is easily avoided.
Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2015 09:16 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 09:14 PM (45oDG)
I licked Barry Stein.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen, HIV Ambassador at November 26, 2015 09:18 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:08 PM (hVdx9)
Barry: Let me be clear, there are no videos of me playing Turkish prison. None. At least none that you can find.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 09:20 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:20 PM (hVdx9)
With as many as 1000 active cases, Fox News has learned at least 48 ISIS suspects are considered so high risk that the FBI is using its elite tracking squads known as the mobile surveillance teams or MST to track them domestically.
Posted by: USA at November 26, 2015 09:20 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 09:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:08 PM (hVdx9)
Whether they do or not, if we've known about the oil smuggling and did nothing, shame on the US government. They should suffer horribly.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 09:21 PM (heN73)
Stateless Infidel,
I didn't notice Banning Policy was off top of sidebar.
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 09:21 PM (sj3Ax)
It's not there for me. Not now.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 09:22 PM (AC0lD)
Tired, sore, and fat is no way to go through life, son...
Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 26, 2015 09:22 PM (J3phO)
Is it because we don't want to offend the perfidious Turk and the atomic mullahs that we don't train, arm, and equip the fuck out of the only group friendly to the West and more than glad to snuff the jihadists - the Kurds?
Posted by: The Collector at November 26, 2015 09:23 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Garrett at November 26, 2015 09:24 PM (byoyc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:20 PM (hVdx9)
Sure, but the toilet seat wouldn't pay you big bucks!
WINNING!!
And, BTW, my dad is very proud of me. He always wished that Typhoid Mary had been in our family but now he feels better than if she had been. He thinks I'm courageous to suck dick and spread HIV and then tell everyone about it on TV. Becausee that's the kind of family we are.
WINNING!!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen, HIV Ambassador at November 26, 2015 09:25 PM (zc3Db)
This is important to note: Pooty-Poot claims that, as part of the "deconfliction" arrangements, the flight plans of all his aircraft are shared with Washington and the "partners". That is, we and the "partners" which should include Turkey, knew where and when that plane all the time.
Putin is getting pissed. The TOW weapon that the "rebels" used to shoot down the Russian SAR chopper was ours, given to the rebels as part of Hillary and Barky's weapons for terrorists program.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 09:26 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2015 09:26 PM (aGtjC)
Talk about sore! Yesterday was my embarrassing and painful and almost fatal fall tripping over my own feet. Today, I am sore all over.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 09:28 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Collector at November 26, 2015 09:23 PM (/33sy)
The Turks were very good NATO allies ... until the EU decided to mess around with them and forced (sort of) them to amend their constitution to take supreme power away from the secular military in 2003. After that, it was a steady descent into muzzie-ville at the highest levels.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 26, 2015 09:28 PM (zc3Db)
Whether they do or not, if we've known about the oil smuggling and did nothing, shame on the US government. They should suffer horribly.
Posted by: Blano
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Not excusing it. Just trying to figure out why they would look the other way.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:28 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 09:30 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 26, 2015 09:31 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 09:31 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 26, 2015 09:31 PM (QWtgr)
Just go thru your Obama checklist:
1. does it help Muslim enemies of the US?
2. can I reach the green from here?
Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2015 09:32 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 09:32 PM (dvuhZ)
Hell, it was a New York Times reporter. Trump could have water boarded him on stage and picked up 3 more percentage points....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 09:32 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at November 26, 2015 09:32 PM (HSUfi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Get the right one and and she can keep the old muffin moist.
Posted by: Hillary at November 26, 2015 09:33 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: publius
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That would be awesome even if done for the wrong reason.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:34 PM (hVdx9)
Sound of Music: "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" song
"roues and cads..."
My mother was a nun once. I've seen that movie probably more than any other.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 09:34 PM (AC0lD)
And you know all our vaunted satellites and NSA listening know every step that oil takes from the ISIS wells to the legitimate market.
Does Barky have a thing for the Turk Muzzies like he does the MoBros. Maybe he longs for the Turkish bathhouses?
These idiots are going to start WWIII. For years I've had the feeling that the stage was being set, but just couldn't see the actual path it will take. This just adds more to it, and maybe shines a little more light on that path.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 09:36 PM (dvuhZ)
discuss
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at November 26, 2015 09:32 PM (HSUfi)
That really isn't an English word, I don't think.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 26, 2015 09:36 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 26, 2015 09:36 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 26, 2015 09:36 PM (zc3Db)
I'd guess French....just by the spelling....
French noun derived from Latin....
Time for bed...Night all....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 09:39 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2015 09:40 PM (RU5ki)
Posted by: The Collector at November 26, 2015 09:40 PM (/33sy)
French noun derived from Latin....
Time for bed...Night all....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2015 09:39 PM (AC0lD)
Exactly. SO the guy who tried to sneak that in in Scrabble should be fined and beaten. Next thing he'll be throwing scrabble pieces hard onto the board and claiming that he just spelled some word from that African click language.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 26, 2015 09:42 PM (zc3Db)
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no. the oil is being undersold by violent pirates on a mass scale, thereby undercutting Russia and helping Europe. he doesn't give a shit who dies. no blood for oil is only a slogan for republican admins.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 26, 2015 09:42 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Arson Wells at November 26, 2015 09:43 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:28 PM (hVdx9)
I know you're not. All I can figure is Half Black Cracker is a Muslim sympathizer, who is using ISIS to infiltrate and further damage the US with "refugees."
Anything to hurt America, HBC is down with.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 09:43 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Arson Wells at November 26, 2015 09:44 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Agnus Mack at November 26, 2015 09:45 PM (02ybD)
Posted by: I actually have no idea how words with accents are to be handled in Scrabble at November 26, 2015 09:45 PM (oXFN+)
Sewing their mouths shut? what kind of sh*t is that???
Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 09:46 PM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Arson Wells
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The craziest of the crazy. They revel in that fact.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:46 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Arson Wells
That isn't a special thing just on Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Aviator at November 26, 2015 09:47 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at November 26, 2015 09:47 PM (HSUfi)
...and only some players get Ampersands.
Posted by: Garrett at November 26, 2015 09:49 PM (byoyc)
10 to 7 Packers up over the Bears. The Bears. And they're up by a whole whopping three points? This is embarrassing.
And don't get me started on retiring Favre's jersey.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 09:50 PM (dFi94)
Yellow. Okay.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 09:52 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 26, 2015 09:52 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 09:52 PM (dFi94)
10 to 7 Packers up over the Bears. The Bears. And they're up by a whole whopping three points? This is embarrassing.
And don't get me started on retiring Favre's jersey.
Posted by: grammie winger,
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CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 26, 2015 09:52 PM (hVdx9)
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And a barrel for misspelled, or non-words
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 26, 2015 09:52 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Does that sound like the old land line telegraph sounders they used to use in the old days?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2015 09:53 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 26, 2015 09:53 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Garrett at November 26, 2015 09:49 PM (byoyc)
Except for the really special players ...
(∀x∊Scrabble)∃scrabble block ∋ it completes any word
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 26, 2015 09:54 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Chris Martin at November 26, 2015 09:54 PM (oXFN+)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 26, 2015 09:52 PM (Cq0oW)
***
And balls is very big....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdTu5e9DJ08
Posted by: The Collector at November 26, 2015 09:54 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: biancaneve at November 26, 2015 09:55 PM (37TvV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2015 09:53 PM (FkBIv)
It sure does ... because the telegraph was just a cultural appropriation of African communications technology, as whitey is wont to do.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 26, 2015 09:55 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Blank AoSHQ tile at November 26, 2015 09:56 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 09:56 PM (NGd+i)
My question is: Where the hell did that horrible song "Wonderful Christmas Time" come from, and why? I don't recall ever hearing it until it became an hourly event at Home Depot, Wal-Mart, et al, for the last two months of the year. That song may well drive me into a homicidal rage one day, and if my counsel can play it nonstop for the judge, I'll likely go free. How did this piece of yuletide dreck make it into the Great Christmas Songbook, and whom shall I blame?
Posted by: Cowboyneal at November 26, 2015 09:57 PM (cA3on)
Posted by: Saloon at November 26, 2015 09:57 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 09:56 PM (NGd+i)
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::: stink-eye glare :::
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 09:58 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 09:52 PM (dFi94)
Hey grammie, how'd you like the Packers going for it on 4th down in their own territory in the 1st quarter? Brilliant eh?
I pictured you screaming into your egg nog.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 09:58 PM (heN73)
He notices a cabby, played by Peter Falk, yakking in a phone box. Falk is a loudmouth smart aleck and yells at him to wait, can't you see I'm on the phone. But he then notices the mess all over Sid and says, what happened to you, was you in some kind of initiation or something?
Sid replies, "No, I had an accident and fell into yellow." Thank God for yellow.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 26, 2015 09:58 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 09:59 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Cowboyneal at November 26, 2015 09:57 PM (cA3on)
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I think Paul McCartney? Not sure, I'll look it up. If I could stab one Christmas song, that would be it. Oh, and that other dreadful thing - "So this is Christmas, why aren't you dead?" or some such lyric.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:00 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:01 PM (NGd+i)
I pictured you screaming into your egg nog.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 09:58 PM (heN73)
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I was driving through the pouring rain during that play. Ever since I got home it's been nothing but dreck. Dreck and rubbish. Dreck and rubbish and gah.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:02 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:03 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 10:03 PM (YQ7o1)
Odd.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 10:04 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Arson Wells at November 26, 2015 10:05 PM (UnJ7w)
interest in this game. I'm stuck at work and a blow out would be boring.
No matter who wins tonight, the Steelers are still 6-4.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:01 PM (NGd+i)
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Sorry Puddleglum. I tend to take out the stabby knives when the Packers play like ca-ca. There's lots of ca-ca tonight. And now, yay, we get to retire Mr. Look at Me Showman's jersey. Minnesota Vikings - they should be the ones stuck with his jersey.
I sound touchy. Maybe I should take a breather.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:05 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: FCF at November 26, 2015 10:06 PM (kejii)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:08 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:10 PM (NGd+i)
I'm thankful for you, one and all.
Even the Ewok, and the CoBs.
May GOD bless you, even if you don't believe...
Posted by: ChrisP at November 26, 2015 10:10 PM (0s6lY)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 26, 2015 10:12 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 26, 2015 10:16 PM (3llmC)
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Having said hello, let me ask a simple question: I'm in the northeast Ohio area these days. And just got the job of a lifetime after two years of crappy temp work and the like.
So, any remote chance of a moron meetup in the northeast Ohio area in the next few months?
Never had one down south, meaning North Carolina, and I'd like to meet some of you folks in person.
Sandman.
Posted by: Sandman is in Northeast Ohio at November 26, 2015 10:41 PM (2gkGa)
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