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Al Qaeda Terrorist Detonates Suicide Bomb Amidst ISIS Commanders

What heavenly joy is this!

A recent suicide bombing in southern Syria shows the rivalry between Al Qaeda and ISIS is more than just a contest to see who can kill the most infidels -- the groups are using classic terror techniques on each other.

The Nov. 15 bombing came at a top-level meeting of the Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade, a key ISIS militia known for its bloody and vicious hold over parts of the Golan Heights. Six of the group’s top men were killed, including Muhammad "Abu Ali" al-Baridi, the shadowy head of the group who went by the nickname "The Uncle."

Al Nusra Front, Al Qaeda's Syrian affiliate, quickly took credit, gloating on Twitter about the "heroic" attack.

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 Still vermin

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 25, 2015 12:15 PM (t2KH5)

2 Lather, rinse, repeat about a thousand times and then get back to me.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at November 25, 2015 12:16 PM (NJMWm)

3 The enemy of my enemy is wearing a splody vest

Posted by: jfalcon@yahoo.com at November 25, 2015 12:17 PM (sjBWi)

4 Hah Hah!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at November 25, 2015 12:17 PM (Vgw1E)

5 Finally, a breakthrough in the mideast pieces process.

Posted by: mc at November 25, 2015 12:17 PM (jHbIf)

6 The Nov. 15 bombing came at a top-level meeting of the Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade

Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 12:18 PM (FkBIv)

7 Just what I wanted for Christmas.

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at November 25, 2015 12:18 PM (T1Jm0)

8 Heh. But I thought Al Qaeda was contained and on the run, with only a few Al Qaedidians left in Yemen who were of no concern anyways.

What are they doing going splody in the Golan Heights?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:19 PM (AkOaV)

9 I was also told by the helpful maps of ISIS locations that the US puts out there that ISIS was not IN the golan heights.

Weird.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:19 PM (AkOaV)

10 Obama doesn't know who to side with on this.

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at November 25, 2015 12:19 PM (T1Jm0)

11 Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade - I guess they must have to have a pretty intense ongoing recruitment campaign, huh?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 25, 2015 12:19 PM (so+oy)

12 See, lefties, what happens when you argue over Thanksgiving dinner?

BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 25, 2015 12:20 PM (whGSy)

13 Faster, please.

Posted by: JEM at November 25, 2015 12:20 PM (o+SC1)

14 so after Trotsky got the icepick, what happenedwith communism?

Posted by: simplemind at November 25, 2015 12:20 PM (JTwsP)

15 3 of the first 4 "rightly guided Caliphs" (Rashidun) were murdered.

Islam...inherently violent for 1500 years.

Posted by: HULUGU at November 25, 2015 12:20 PM (VSm85)

16 72 virgins.. coming up!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 25, 2015 12:20 PM (so+oy)

17 Al Qaeda wants their Kobe Bryant jerseys back from the JV team.

Posted by: Furious George at November 25, 2015 12:20 PM (3GAnN)

18 They're just all crapping themselves because of the impending climate conference. They know that's going to be curtains for them.

Posted by: Roscoe at November 25, 2015 12:21 PM (lHpdV)

19 Yep, just looked at a bunch of western media maps of ISIS locations -- according to the media, ISIS is nowhere near the Golan Heights.

Now I'm confused.

Could it be that the media and US govt is lying about ISIS locations? Or that these splodey guys weren't part of ISIS?

Well that would mean --- nah, can't be.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:21 PM (AkOaV)

20 Al Qaeda Terrorist Detonates Suicide Bomb Amidst ISIS Commanders

Yeah ... that's your standard political maneuvering in a caliphate.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 12:21 PM (zc3Db)

21 Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade... oops, better make that regiment.

Posted by: mc at November 25, 2015 12:21 PM (jHbIf)

22 So, even al Qaeda is doing a better job of fighting ISIS than Obama is.

Posted by: tops116 at November 25, 2015 12:22 PM (Wn+fE)

23 Weird. I heard the Jews were responsible.

Posted by: Fritz at November 25, 2015 12:22 PM (UzPAd)

24
Here's hoping they train their guns on each other like Iran/Iraq 80-88.

On the other hand, Al Qaeda might try and outdo ISIS and turn their guns on us.

Sheesh. 14 more months,

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2015 12:22 PM (uRmWf)

25 If only they would confine themselves to this joyish behavior.

Posted by: Bob from Ohio at November 25, 2015 12:22 PM (t3cNy)

26 ( *sniff* ) I just love stories with happy endings.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 25, 2015 12:23 PM (vIdH4)

27 Not in the top 10.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:24 PM (E5UB0)

28 Ok, onto the content.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:24 PM (E5UB0)

29 23 Weird. I heard the Jews were responsible.
Posted by: Fritz
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There were no Jews there! None of them showed up to the meeting!

Posted by: Every Leftist Moonbat at November 25, 2015 12:24 PM (3GAnN)

30 O, Allah the Most Merciful, I pray for complete victory & total success be granted to the warriors of Allah in both Al-Qaeda & ISIS!

Ameen!

Posted by: Imam Muhammad Ali Al-ShishkaBOOM at November 25, 2015 12:24 PM (zP69U)

31 I give this three Schadenboners.

Posted by: Ace of Spades Fact Check at November 25, 2015 12:25 PM (87y4e)

32 They're just all crapping themselves because of the impending climate conference. They know that's going to be curtains for them. Posted by: Roscoe at November 25, 2015 12:21 PM (lHpdV)


Well done.

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at November 25, 2015 12:26 PM (T1Jm0)

33 Okay, so I did some quick googling -- Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade is not part of ISIS. Well, they are rumored to be allied with ISIS, but none of the reporting I've read before today says they are a part of ISIS.

They are enemies of Al Nusra, and seem to not be fans of Assad. They kidnapped some UN Filipinos 2 years ago.

They may or may not have been funded by the US and Gulf states as part of the "moderate opposition"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:26 PM (AkOaV)

34 ...and let Allah sort them out.

Posted by: Dennis at November 25, 2015 12:26 PM (Qm6TR)

35 This had *hic* NOTHING to do with islam! Just ask them. it might be a bit of a slog getting a response from the bomber.....or the bombed....but ASK THEM!!

Posted by: Empress Mommom at November 25, 2015 12:26 PM (326rv)

36 The most important thing is that this has nothing to do with Islam.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 25, 2015 12:27 PM (fFIVI)

37 This proves you can do one noble deed, and yet still be vile.

Paul Ryan isn't comparable to Al Qaeda, but I hope gw bears this in mind about him.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:27 PM (E5UB0)

38 So essentially every word in the quoted snippet of an article describing this group is... questionable.

Not part of ISIS, not a noteworthy group, possibly US funded and trained, and certainly not a group with a "bloody and vicious" hold over "parts of the Golan Heights."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:28 PM (AkOaV)

39 I love a happy ending.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 12:28 PM (LA7Cm)

40 Jews.

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: EC at November 25, 2015 12:28 PM (j8YpL)

41 I love the media! Yay!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:28 PM (AkOaV)

42 Okay, so I did some quick googling -- Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade is not part of ISIS. Well, they are rumored to be allied with ISIS, but none of the reporting I've read before today says they are a part of ISIS.

You got us. We never payed our ISIS dues or did the initiation.

Posted by: zombie yarmouk martyred brigade at November 25, 2015 12:28 PM (326rv)

43 Allahu fucking ackbar!

Posted by: Brisco_County at November 25, 2015 12:29 PM (Rq8Pp)

44 I wish Muslims would make it a priority to completely kill each other off before getting around to the infidels.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:29 PM (E5UB0)

45 When two pigs are angry, they often slash each other with their tusks, bleed out, and are found dead, each eating huge chunks of the other's living flesh until they both die from their wounds .
- Things That Should Be Utterly True For Rhetorical Reasons, Volume VIII

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 25, 2015 12:29 PM (56fVf)

46 We're so upset by this attack, we're past tense.

Posted by: zombie yarmouk martyred brigade at November 25, 2015 12:29 PM (326rv)

47 This is a local story. A disgruntled former employee disgruntled because he was laid off just at the Thanksgiving Holiday and lashed out in anger.

If Assad would step down and let competent business managers create jobs and get the economy booming again, we wouldn't be reading these types of unfortunate stories during the holidays.

Posted by: Quafah Haldurgon at November 25, 2015 12:29 PM (dbRIS)

48 Allahu Akbarrrrrrrr!!!!

Posted by: MwTexas at November 25, 2015 12:30 PM (N05oL)

49 Yep, just looked at a bunch of western media maps of ISIS locations --
according to the media, ISIS is nowhere near the Golan Heights.
---
So, every time I've heard mention of the Golan Heights, it's in the context of territory Syria lost to Israel the last time they danced. I assume from this story Israel doesn't have the entirety of the heights?

Or to put the query another way, how close to Israel is this?

Posted by: Methos at November 25, 2015 12:30 PM (ZbV+0)

50 Well .... isn't that special?

Posted by: Paladin at November 25, 2015 12:30 PM (lP8dE)

51 We need more Irag Iran Wars. Let them all kill each other

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2015 12:30 PM (gf8BH)

52 If Assad would step down and let competent business managers create jobs and get the economy booming again, we wouldn't be reading these types of unfortunate stories during the holidays.
Posted by: Quafah Haldurgon

Balderdash! Assad is a *hic* reformer!

Posted by: Empress Mommom at November 25, 2015 12:31 PM (326rv)

53 You got us. We never payed our ISIS dues or did the initiation.
Posted by: zombie yarmouk martyred brigade at November 25, 2015 12:28 PM (326rv)

I'm just saying this story could have just as easily been written as, "Al Qaeda affiliate blows up leadership of 'moderate Syrian rebel' group nowhere near any known ISIS position"

which would be more accurate.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:31 PM (AkOaV)

54 So what we know? Lots of dead towel heads.



What we don't know, why and who done it.



What we also know? No one gives a shit. A dead Mohammedan is still a dead Mohammedan.



No Mohammedans, Know Peace

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 12:31 PM (jJRIy)

55 The brigade no longer has to worry about climate change.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 12:31 PM (FkBIv)

56 We go now to the Summer Terrorist Olympics where the ISIS JV team just had their public hanging and rape crusade edged out by the newest and late(est) member of the AQ team's suicide bomber squad. The score is now in favor of AQ, but don't count out the ISIS team's chances as they are rumored to be recruiting some 5-year old boys whom they plan to remotely detonate. Stay tuned for further exciting and explosive developments.

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 25, 2015 12:31 PM (9mfzD)

57 so after Trotsky got the icepick, what happenedwith communism?

It lasted another 50 years in that instance and then morphed into the NYC mayor, SEIU, and the President of the United States.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 25, 2015 12:32 PM (1xUj/)

58 The enemy of my enemy is my favorite enemy.

Did you get that, Hillary?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 25, 2015 12:32 PM (3myMJ)

59 Or to put the query another way, how close to Israel is this?
Posted by: Methos at November 25, 2015 12:30 PM (ZbV+0)

Close. And yes, Syria and Israel share the Heights.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:32 PM (AkOaV)

60 Damn, I was hoping they would all be new refugees.

Posted by: Little Boomer at November 25, 2015 12:32 PM (ZuVs9)

61 Posted by: zombie yarmouk martyred brigade

--------------------------------------------

Well, they got what they want. It's a win/win situation.

I'd like to hear the debate though:

YMB to Al Qaeda: You're not true Muslims!

Al Qaeda to YMB: No, you're not true Muslims!

Obama: Neither of you are true Muslims!

YMB and Al Qaeda: *glares at Obama* *detonates his podium*

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:32 PM (E5UB0)

62 I suppose the Islamic equivalent of a Pope could resolve theological differences by calling a synod and then blowing everyone up.

Posted by: Circe O'Valle at November 25, 2015 12:32 PM (TeQjZ)

63 ah, splittists.

The blow up so fast.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2015 12:32 PM (9YDUz)

64 Um.... it's all good?

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at November 25, 2015 12:33 PM (9JJgN)

65 It was all a misunderstanding. Al Qaeda thought they were Jewish infiltrators, the Yarmulke Martyrs Brigade. Easy mistake to make.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2015 12:33 PM (7MWCL)

66
AL Nusra Front are the "moderates" Obama is partnering with and talking about. He wants to give them Syria. Because giving al Qaeda a state worked out so well before

If my choices for governance of Syria are al Qaeda, Isis or Assad


I'm sorry but I prefer Assad

Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 12:33 PM (zOTsN)

67 Ahhhh, there's the KABOOM!

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at November 25, 2015 12:33 PM (jxbfJ)

68 Curious to know if we can now condemn Muslims for being Islamophobic.

Posted by: Circe O'Valle at November 25, 2015 12:33 PM (TeQjZ)

69 #62 It didn't work for Ireland. And they had access to an actual Pope.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 25, 2015 12:33 PM (56fVf)

70 The good thing about this? No fears of anti-Muslim "backlash"!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 25, 2015 12:34 PM (YFFpo)

71 Vice had a documentary 2 or 3 years ago where they hung out at an Israeli hospital in the Heights.

IDF troops were bringing rebels from the Syrian side of the border in to Israeli hospitals, fixing them up, then sending them back to fight against Assad.

I think these groups in the Heights exist with Israels tacit support

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:34 PM (AkOaV)

72 I was particularly reassured after listening to President Barack Obama stumble through his statement on Homeland Security.

I am sure that there is nothing to be concerned about, even though he was about 15 minutes late, and we were left waiting after his crack communications team gave the 2 minute warning about 15 minutes too early.

Posted by: rd at November 25, 2015 12:34 PM (vpAta)

73 Yep, just looked at a bunch of western media maps of ISIS locations --
according to the media, ISIS is nowhere near the Golan Heights.
---

That's not true. They have a presence in Lebanon and very near the Golan, not to mention some presence in Jordan also. They are all over the place

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2015 12:34 PM (gf8BH)

74 My schadenboner don't want none unless you got bombs hon...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 25, 2015 12:34 PM (HMt16)

75 This is tragic! I wish they'd stop fighting amongst themselves and realize that the true enemy is the United States.

Posted by: Obama at November 25, 2015 12:35 PM (E5UB0)

76 We need more Irag Iran Wars. Let them all kill each other

Irag is the name of an orc in some fantasy novel or game. Has to be.

I'd still be happy to see Iran being overrun by orcish hordes.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 25, 2015 12:35 PM (bZ7mE)

77 So the JV squad got attacked by... the waterboy (is that what the Hussein Clown Posse considers AQ now?)

Posted by: Mama says that AQ is ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush at November 25, 2015 12:35 PM (u1Nqc)

78 Finally, someone w/the balls to "bring it" to ISIS...and it's freakin' AQ.

Strange times!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 12:35 PM (NOIQH)

79 That's not true. They have a presence in Lebanon and very near the Golan, not to mention some presence in Jordan also. They are all over the place
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2015 12:34 PM (gf8BH)

I know it's not true, but google "Isis map" and look at BBC, CNN, etc. etc. etc. western media maps of ISIS locations.

You know, the maps they show superimposed with where the Russians are bombing to prove that the Russians are bombing "moderates" and not ISIS.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:36 PM (AkOaV)

80 If they had no testosterone and spent their time worrying about clothes, jewelry, shoes and makeup, there would be no terrorism. Are your testicles such a high price to pay for world peace?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 25, 2015 12:36 PM (E5UB0)

81
Methos, Israel holds the heights up to and over the "military crest". Fortified and patrolled.Israeli positions have a commanding view of the valleys below, and the terrain down towards the closest Syrian town, Quneitra.

Recall there was a very interesting Jooooo airstrike there a few months back, which netted not just some Hezbollah insects but a "high-ranking" Iranian general officer as well. Obviously these would count as Assad-regime proxies and allies.

So it sounds like the Syrian side of the Heights is getting a little complicated, esp. compared to how it was for decades after 1967.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2015 12:36 PM (QDnY+)

82 Syrian troops in the Golan routinely cross the border into Israel and kill Israelis. No. They are not good guys. There are literally no good guys

Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 12:36 PM (zOTsN)

83 Rush has Obama quotes - oh boy.

Posted by: Quafah Haldurgon at November 25, 2015 12:37 PM (dbRIS)

84

I doubt any of this is true.
There might be a kernel of truth in this report, but it's probably mostly bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:37 PM (ApM8l)

85 Doing the work Barry won't do

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 12:37 PM (493sH)

86 Russkies are kicking the shite out of the Turkmen. Maybe, we can be the Mo-Men.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 25, 2015 12:37 PM (iQIUe)

87 Anyone yet mention that it was likely....shapeshifting Jews!?!?!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 12:37 PM (NOIQH)

88
Question for ankle holster wearers: does the weapon go on the inside or outside of leg??

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:37 PM (ApM8l)

89 I suppose the Islamic equivalent of a Pope could resolve theological differences by calling a synod and then blowing everyone up.
Posted by: Circe O'Valle
--------------------------------------------------------------
I doubt there'll ever be another caliph. They already have a divide: Sonny vs Cher.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:38 PM (E5UB0)

90 I'm just glad Rush is on today. Was expecting a fill-in host today.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 25, 2015 12:38 PM (HMt16)

91 Black Friday-style sale on virgins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2015 12:38 PM (9mTYi)

92 Question for ankle holster wearers: does the weapon go on the inside or outside of leg??
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:37 PM (ApM8l)

Inside, opposite side of dominate hand.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:38 PM (AkOaV)

93 Syrian troops on the Golan have been working with Iran trying to get missles and chemical weapons pointed at Israel. Not friends. At all.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 12:38 PM (zOTsN)

94 O/T

NY Slime is piling on Woodrow Wilson and backing the Princeton BLM crowd.


I love it when liberals eat their own. The Purges begin.



Next up. Why the Fvck is our capitol named after a slave owning white guy?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 12:38 PM (jJRIy)

95 Orcs vs Dorks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 12:39 PM (FkBIv)

96 I am sure that there is nothing to be concerned about, even though he was about 15 minutes late, and we were left waiting after his crack communications team gave the 2 minute warning about 15 minutes too early.

I'm convinced someone told Obama that arriving late, especially to your own events, is a power move. He fell in love with the idea and has been doing this ever since.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2015 12:39 PM (jhqr1)

97 Oh, if only they had jobs we could stop this senseless violence!

Posted by: Maria Harf at November 25, 2015 12:39 PM (NOIQH)

98

This story is great. Reminds me of the stories about how illegal aliens are no biggie anymore because most of them are self-deporting.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:39 PM (ApM8l)

99 "Al Qaeda Terrorist Detonates Suicide Bomb Amidst ISIS Commanders"


YES!!


Now to get the CPUSA and the Democrat Party at each others' throats. Oh frabjous day!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c)

100 #94 Next up. Why the Fvck is our capitol named after a slave owning white guy?

The District of Obama

You know they want it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (HMt16)

101 I'm just glad Rush is on today. Was expecting a fill-in host today.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


It could be Cyborg-Rush.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (9YDUz)

102 Methos, Israel holds the heights up to and over the "military crest". Fortified and patrolled.Israeli positions have a commanding view of the valleys below, and the terrain down towards the closest Syrian town, Quneitra.


Glad to hear that. IIRC, the Golan heights are a pretty important piece of landscape from a military point of view, and the idea that ISIS or any other group might have taken the position was pretty worrying.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (bZ7mE)

103 If it was the Israelis, good for them. Only the Dems are thinking, "Darn! That's 6 less potential voters. More if you count the conservatives they'd kill".

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (E5UB0)

104 Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:39 PM (ApM8l

It's like when they said "Al Qaeda doesn't like ISIS because ISIS is too extreme." when they were trying to build up our "moderate" allies, Al Nusra front.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (AkOaV)

105 Inside, opposite side of dominate hand.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:38 PM (AkOaV)

Makes sense, BUT sure wouldn't want to be running with it on the inside. Sounds like a recipe for trouble. Course, fat cops don't run that often.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (jJRIy)

106 I'll just put my briefcase here...

Posted by: Claus von Stauffenberg at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (9mTYi)

107 Cyborg Rush? Mark Steyn?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (E5UB0)

108 "Al Qaeda Terrorist Detonates Suicide Bomb Amidst ISIS Commanders"



Alternate headline: "ISIS Commanders Turning Their Lives Around"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (oKE6c)

109 This just proves my point: they are not Muslims because they killed other Muslims!

Now, what are we going to do about the US-instigated violence in the ME like this attack?
We need to relocate the survivors to Cincinnati or Butte.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 25, 2015 12:41 PM (NOIQH)

110
Inside, opposite side of dominate hand.

Ah, good. Thanks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:41 PM (ApM8l)

111 Actually, I am reassured by President Obama's statement. Last week the day before a yuuuuge terrorist attack in Paris, Obama was reassuring.

So I'm quite certain that nothing will happen tomorrow because it would just be too obvious. He just can't pull the same trick twice in a weeks time; too many people will notice.

Posted by: Quafah Haldurgon at November 25, 2015 12:41 PM (dbRIS)

112 Question for ankle holster wearers: does the weapon go on the inside or outside of leg??

I tried an ankle holster for a while. I stopped when I realized the inside of my leg was constantly aching, even after a full night of sleep.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2015 12:42 PM (jhqr1)

113 Carly Fiorina's PAC has been running several ads on the local Rush radio affiliate today.

Or is this a national campaign?

Posted by: rd at November 25, 2015 12:42 PM (vpAta)

114 The District of Obama



You know they want it.





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (HMt16)


Tourist: "What's that giant rubber tube snaking up into the sky?"

District of Obama local: "You really don't want to know. Trust me."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2015 12:42 PM (7MWCL)

115 Splitter!

Posted by: Peoples Front Of Judea at November 25, 2015 12:42 PM (jpW6t)

116 it might not have been AQ - could have been a rogue squadmate of mine

Posted by: kamikaze scotsman at November 25, 2015 12:42 PM (Y9z1H)

117 Makes sense, BUT sure wouldn't want to be running with it on the inside. Sounds like a recipe for trouble. Course, fat cops don't run that often.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 12:40 PM (jJRIy)

I don't regularly conceal carry, so I'm not speaking from experience. I have a friend who carries every day though, and I've had lots of conversations with him about holsters, how to wear them, what's comfortable, etc.

The take away for me is that ankle carry is really uncomfortable (holster wants to slide down in to your shoe, no matter how tight), and small of the back carry is dangerous if you fall on your back -- could fuck up your spinal cord.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:42 PM (AkOaV)

118 They'll fight each other, but they'll all dance in the streets and give out candy when the big one hits the U.S.

Posted by: Soona at November 25, 2015 12:42 PM (Fmupd)

119 Maybe they were having a speed chess match and clockboy provided the clock.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:43 PM (E5UB0)

120
The end of the barrel is rubbing against my ankle bone. Very uncomfortable.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:43 PM (ApM8l)

121
The outfit found at understandingwar-dot-org has interesting maps for Syria and Iraq that are probably fairly reasonable. Understanding that the actual situations can be fluid, and that open source info of course has limits and time lags, etc.

Their latest map shows the area including the Golan as split between the Damascus regime and unnamed "rebel groups".

http://tinyurl.com/pyoynwf

Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2015 12:43 PM (QDnY+)

122 Talk about your win-win!

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 25, 2015 12:43 PM (OWndX)

123 so after Trotsky got the icepick, what happenedwith communism?Posted by: simplemind at November 25, 2015 12:20 PM (JTwsP)

Ice HAMMER! Not an ice pick. Ice HAMMER! You know, like those hammers that mountaineers use. Stupid American. You clearly have me confused with the Joe Pesci character in the classic Martin Scorese film, 'Goodfellas'.Joe Pesciused an ice pick on that guy, you know the guy, the whiny one they thought was a rat: that guy.

Ice HAMMER! Ice HAMMER!

Posted by: Zombie Ramon Mercader, Assassin at November 25, 2015 12:43 PM (cCEFD)

124 I tried an ankle holster for a while. I stopped when I realized the inside of my leg was constantly aching, even after a full night of sleep.
Posted by: bonhomme


You wore it to bed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 12:43 PM (FkBIv)

125 Prezzy Pissypants hardest hit - weeping for the waste of islamic warriors.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, bye at November 25, 2015 12:43 PM (ucB75)

126 NY Slime is piling on Woodrow Wilson and backing the Princeton BLM crowd.


I love it when liberals eat their own. The Purges begin.

Next up. Why the Fvck is our capitol named after a slave owning white guy?


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 12:38 PM (jJRIy)



When they get rid of Woody can they take the income tax with it too?
I wished they'd turn their guns on FDR. You know for the Japanese internment camps. I'd like to see that commie bastard removed from everything.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (493sH)

127 The end of the barrel is rubbing against my ankle bone. Very uncomfortable.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:43 PM (ApM8l)

from what I understand, that's kind of what happens.

Try to move it up your leg and tighten it down as much as you can. See if that helps.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (AkOaV)

128 Makes sense, BUT sure wouldn't want to be running with it on the inside. Sounds like a recipe for trouble. Course, fat cops don't run that often.

Yeah, good luck with that. Try jogging a few steps and see if the holster doesn't slip right down around your ankle.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (jhqr1)

129 Question for ankle holster wearers: does the weapon go on the inside or outside of leg??
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo
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I'd show you but I need to remove some pebbles first.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (E5UB0)

130 I tried an ankle holster for a while. I stopped when I realized the inside of my leg was constantly aching, even after a full night of sleep.

Just curious what sort of CC weapon you were using?

Posted by: Havildar Major at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (jpW6t)

131 Terrorist on terrorist crime? When will they realize that the real enemy is white people? #TerrioristLivesMatter

Posted by: StrawMan at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (Oqufv)

132 When they get rid of Woody can they take the income tax with it too?
I wished they'd turn their guns on FDR. You know for the Japanese internment camps. I'd like to see that commie bastard removed from everything.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (493sH)

Wilson set up internment camps for Germans in WWI.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (AkOaV)

133
You wore it to bed?

Of course!

You never know when Shit's Gonna Get Real.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (ApM8l)

134
Does this mean I can finally re-open my spatula store?

-Yippee!!!

Posted by: Alan Kayda at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (OQ9R7)

135 I was touring the Golan when Assad was gassing his people. You could literally see it from the heights. You could climb to the top of a bombed out old Syrian headquarters and look at the valley below. There is an ancient fort there too. You can take an ATV and drive around with a guide. You can see for miles and miles. They must never give them back. Some Druze live up there and sell the most wonderful honey too. Quite rural

Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 12:45 PM (zOTsN)

136 >>I'm convinced someone told Obama that arriving late, especially to your own events, is a power move. He fell in love with the idea and has been doing this ever since.

It takes time to wake me up and get juuuust the right mix of drugs in my system so that I'm presentable.

Oh, and also: Yes, I like making people wait

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 25, 2015 12:45 PM (NOIQH)

137 This just proves my point: they are not Muslims because they killed other Muslims!


Good one. It's just the kind of idiotic thing JEF would say. Contrary evidence: WWI and WWII in Europe, the troubles in Northern Ireland, the French and Indian War, the Napoleonic Wars, the Thirty Years War, ... notwithstanding.


Of course, he's too stupid and ill-read to be aware of any of that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2015 12:45 PM (oKE6c)

138 More please, and quickly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 25, 2015 12:45 PM (kpqmD)

139 Some dumbass tried to stand on top of his friends moving jeep outside of my house this morning. Cops had to block off the intersection for 2 hours. His boots and pants were still in the street. He's in the hospital with a closed head wound. No status of his condition.

Posted by: VBJonny at November 25, 2015 12:46 PM (NX9H4)

140
Terrorist on terrorist crime. Exactly.

And the foreign illegals are self-deporting. Just ask Pew and all the Media.

Right.

Nothing to worry about. We ought to stop complaining about these non-existent issues.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:46 PM (ApM8l)

141 Maybe we can do some crowd-funding to get Boko Haram members to Syria?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 12:46 PM (xodPA)

142 Gonna grab some falafel and some tea and enjoy the show!

Posted by: PJ at November 25, 2015 12:46 PM (cHuNI)

143 I think these groups in the Heights exist with Israels tacit support

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:34 PM (AkOaV)

Since the Golan is now a part of Israel (yeah I recognize their annexation of enemy territory) the Israelis must know what's going on.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 12:46 PM (C3E0x)

144 I'm convinced someone told Obama that arriving late, especially to your
own events, is a power move. He fell in love with the idea and has been
doing this ever since.




Probably the same asshole who told Shrillary that it was cool every time you ascend to the podium to point into the crowd and look like you got goosed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2015 12:46 PM (oKE6c)

145 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH SIDES ARE VILE, MURDEROUS ASSHOLES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 25, 2015 12:47 PM (E5UB0)

146

And this story broke when? The day before Thanksgiving. The same day obama decided to come and calm us savages.

Great. We all have something to be thankful for tomorrow. Thanks, obama!


What a bunch of bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:47 PM (ApM8l)

147 Heh. But I thought Al Qaeda was contained and on the run, with only a few Al Qaedidians left in Yemen who were of no concern anyways.

What are they doing going splody in the Golan Heights?



About six for one.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 12:47 PM (hQt/L)

148 So...,What did they do to make them hate them so?

Posted by: MFM at November 25, 2015 12:47 PM (326rv)

149 He's in the hospital with a closed head wound. No status of his condition.

Posted by: VBJonny at November 25, 2015 12:46 PM (NX9H4)

At least he didn't injure anything he used.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2015 12:48 PM (oKE6c)

150 Kinda like blue on blue porn.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 25, 2015 12:48 PM (0LHZx)

151 Question for ankle holster wearers: does the weapon go on the inside or outside of leg??

Depends on the size of your beer-gut.

Posted by: Paladin at November 25, 2015 12:48 PM (lP8dE)

152 All the news vehicles are out now. I want to go dance in the front yard in a halloween mask.

Posted by: VBJonny at November 25, 2015 12:48 PM (NX9H4)

153 Kinda like blue on blue porn.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew

That's disgusting.

Posted by: Smurfette at November 25, 2015 12:49 PM (326rv)

154 "I wished they'd turn their guns on FDR"

That's next semester when they move up to the 1940's in US History 101, or "How Evil is America? This evil."

Posted by: PJ at November 25, 2015 12:49 PM (cHuNI)

155 So is it safe to speculate that the Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade is not contained?

Posted by: Fritz at November 25, 2015 12:49 PM (UzPAd)

156 Feel good story of the day.

Aloha Snackbar!

Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2015 12:49 PM (JrKKc)

157 so after Trotsky got the icepick, what happenedwith communism?Posted by: simplemind at November 25, 2015 12:20 PM (JTwsP)

Ice HAMMER! Not an ice pick. Ice HAMMER! You know, like those hammers that mountaineers use. Stupid American. You clearly have me confused with the Joe Pesci character in the classic Martin Scorese film, 'Goodfellas'.Joe Pesciused an ice pick on that guy, you know the guy, the whiny one they thought was a rat: that guy.

Ice HAMMER! Ice HAMMER!

Posted by: Zombie Ramon Mercader, Assassin at November 25, 2015 12:43 PM (cCEFD)


No, I had the best movie about murdering with Ice Picks!

Posted by: Sharon Stone Flashing Her Beaver on screen at November 25, 2015 12:50 PM (vpAta)

158 >> Of course, he's too stupid and ill-read to be aware of any of that.

That would be white, European history, so....who cares what the colonists and occupying forces did to each other while my kin were enslaved? My reign---er, presidency in unprecedented. History books are of no use to me.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 25, 2015 12:50 PM (NOIQH)

159 Tragic these stories coming during the holiday season. We should be celebrating our prosperity, not burying our children.

No one should die during the holidays, no one should go hungry, or be homeless, or have to fight in a war. We are better people than that.

/sounds of snorfling

Posted by: Quafah Haldurgon at November 25, 2015 12:50 PM (dbRIS)

160 16 - "72 virgins.. coming up!"

Too bad they look like Rosey O'Donnell and smell like decomposing moose...

But, hey - a heavenly reward is a heavenly reward...

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at November 25, 2015 12:50 PM (67aEn)

161 Global cooling/warming/disruption/change/whatinHellever is a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: zombie yarmouk martyred brigade at November 25, 2015 12:51 PM (326rv)

162
ThunderB, "Syrian troops in the Golan routinely cross the border into Israel and kill Israelis."

Wow. First I've heard of that. From '67 on, the Golan was THE most quiet Israeli frontier of all. Not much happening on the Lebanese border, and of course Sinai/Gaza was a different situation, as is/was West Bank.

Since the Syrian troubles commenced I believe there have been incidents in the Golan for the first time in decades. Not big ones. And while I don't know, it makes no sense that Damascus regime elements would be doing cross-border ops against Israel. Their hands are quite full right there in their own front-yard.

Now the Iranian/Hez'b shenanigans in the area, that's a different matter. They of course can be "scored" as Damascus proxies, so if they're behind the incidents then you are correct. I had the impression the cross-Golan stuff was the work of new, wacky elements that now abound in Syria, and which are neither very effective nor part of anything out of Damascus or Tehran.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2015 12:51 PM (QDnY+)

163 So...,What did they do to make them hate them so?
Posted by: MFM
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No doubt there are some lefties who mourn this as a tragedy and rationalize it by thinking the West is somehow responsible for inflaming these innocent souls.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:51 PM (E5UB0)

164 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 12:44 PM (AkOaV)

German-Americans were also rounded up in WWII. Japanese-Americans get all the victim love though.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 12:52 PM (2d71x)

165 Now if the Mocha Messiah had any brains - well, a lot of things would be different - but in this situation he'd stir the soup.


To ISIS: "You gonna take that shit? What are you, pussies?"


To AQ: "Lucky punch. I bet you can't do that again. And you know why? Because you're pussies too, just like ISIS says!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2015 12:52 PM (oKE6c)

166 Virginia Republican Party want to require a pledge. They are saying if you aren't going to vote for the candidate they choose...Stay Home!

Sundance

http://bit.ly/1jjOUmT

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at November 25, 2015 12:52 PM (RLQdU)

167 No, I had the best movie about murdering with Ice Picks!

Posted by: Sharon Stone Flashing Her Beaver on screen at November 25, 2015 12:50 PM (vpAta)


Every man has got his woman, every boy has got his chick, but it's good to be the ice man, because the ice man always has his pick...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2015 12:53 PM (7MWCL)

168 I use an ankle holster with my little Seecamp 32 ACP, wearing iton the inside of my left leg (I'm right-handed). I've never had a problem of any sort and presentation can be very quick (with practice), but the Seecamp is a very small pistol. Hardly know it's there. Personally, I wouldn't recommend an ankle rig for anything bigger than a .38 Special snubbie.

Posted by: troyriser at November 25, 2015 12:53 PM (cCEFD)

169 Workplace violence?

Posted by: USA at November 25, 2015 12:54 PM (tfM+W)

170 Al Qaeda has a unit named after Jew hats???

I guess I'll have to start reading my security briefings.

Posted by: joey biden at November 25, 2015 12:55 PM (xodPA)

171
Yeah that's the problem; I have a heavy small 9mm in my ankle holster right now. And it is heavy on the nose end, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 12:55 PM (ApM8l)

172 Virginia Republican Party want to require a pledge. They are saying if you aren't going to vote for the candidate they choose...Stay Home!



No problem. Can do!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 12:55 PM (hQt/L)

173 Derka derka, mohammad jihad. If you don't like it, I'll do a jihad on YOU!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2015 12:55 PM (Dj0WE)

174 I think someone linked to this yesterday as a "Win-Win"

Posted by: USA at November 25, 2015 12:56 PM (tfM+W)

175 Ankle holsters? What about the contraption that DeNiro (Travis Bickle) had that slid out along his arms in Taxi Driver? That looked more convenient.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)

176 Yarmouk is Aramaic for goatfucker.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 12:56 PM (4ErVI)

177 Splitters

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at November 25, 2015 12:56 PM (cZPSi)

178 They must have been reducing their carbon footprint in anticipation of the Climate Conference?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 12:57 PM (NOIQH)

179 Reminds me of East Coast West Coast rap wars. The just killed Tu Pac Muhammed. Biggie Hussein better watch his back.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 12:57 PM (2d71x)

180 WHY DO THEY HATE THEM...????

/THE LEFT

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 25, 2015 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

181 Every man has got his woman, every boy has got his chick, but it's good to be the ice man, because the ice man always has his pick...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

-----------------------------------------

Some chicks have a dick.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 25, 2015 12:58 PM (E5UB0)

182 News Channel 3 just interviewed me. I guess I'll be on the news today.

Posted by: VBJonny at November 25, 2015 12:59 PM (NX9H4)

183
Max, German-American citizens interned in the US in WWII? First I've heard of that.

There is a completely unknown/suppressed story of Italian-Americans being relocated out of "strategic" locations in west coast ports (SF and San Diego), but they were not sent to camps or otherwise limited - they just had to leave the port areas. Joe DiMaggio's parents were among those so treated, had to leave Fisherman's Wharf.

Funny, on the east coast, where things were "different", you had the FBI making an explicit deal with an imprisoned Lucky Luciano for dockside labor peace until victory in the war. But out west, at least at the beginning, quite different.

There were internment camps in Montana, but those were for Italian nationals unlucky - well, lucky? - to be in US ports when Italy declared war on the US.

But have never heard of anything beyond scrutiny of individual cases of dual nationality etc. WRT German-Americans.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2015 12:59 PM (QDnY+)

184 Now if we can just get the Democrat Party to split into its Stalinist and Trotskyite wings ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2015 12:59 PM (oKE6c)

185 Yarmouk is Aramaic for goatfucker.

I thought barack was

Posted by: StrawMan at November 25, 2015 12:59 PM (Oqufv)

186 Some chicks have a dick.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 25, 2015 12:58 PM (E5UB0)


Them's the ones I doesn't pick.

Posted by: The Iceman at November 25, 2015 01:00 PM (7MWCL)

187 They aren't doing this fast enough for my taste. Can the guys in Paris go back to the ME and help out?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:00 PM (E5UB0)

188 News Channel 3 just interviewed me. I guess I'll be on the news today.

Posted by: VBJonny at November 25, 2015 12:59 PM (NX9H4)

Show us on the doll where you touched the little boy.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:00 PM (C3E0x)

189 How To Survive Thanksgiving With Your Crazy Relatives from Different Violent Factions of Islam


Posted by: VOX at November 25, 2015 01:01 PM (oVJmc)

190 >>Now if we can just get the Democrat Party to split into its Stalinist and Trotskyite wings ...


Feminists vs. transgenders
Muslims vs. LGBT
BLM vs. lilly-white entitled OWS

Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 01:01 PM (NOIQH)

191 Other than that, Ahmed, how did the meeting go?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC)

192 News Channel 3 just interviewed me. I guess I'll be on the news today.

Posted by: VBJonny at November 25, 2015 12:59 PM (NX9H4)

Show us on the doll where you touched the little boy.
Posted by: Blano

my guess was that he was the Moron naked gardener yesterday.

Posted by: zombie yarmouk martyred brigade at November 25, 2015 01:01 PM (326rv)

193 Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2015 12:59 PM (QDnY+)

German nationals were put in internment camps in WWII as well, yes.

The Pacific Safety Zone (or something along those lines) was established in WWII and any "enemy aliens" living in that area had to move. Those that didn't (including lots of poor Japanese immigrants who couldnt afford to move) were put in camps.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:01 PM (AkOaV)

194 If only they had jobs, and cute goats, but mostly cute goats.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 25, 2015 01:02 PM (e2CdU)

195 Clearly, this attack by Al Qaeda is anti-Islamic and an overreaction to ISIL, which is acting upon legitimate grievance.

I hereby challenge Al Qaeda to stop this unjustified profiling and consider their own privilege in this conflict.

Let me be clear, I have EEOC investigators and I am not afraid to use them.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 25, 2015 01:02 PM (NjiZL)

196 I guess they're fighting among themselves now. We shouldn't have any more worries about attacks in the U.S. I am so relieved. Thank you, Baraka.

Posted by: Soona at November 25, 2015 01:02 PM (Fmupd)

197 But have never heard of anything beyond scrutiny of individual cases of dual nationality etc. WRT German-Americans.



You would have thought there would have been after they bombed Pearl Bailey!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:02 PM (hQt/L)

198 @117

Looked for youtube video, it's out there somewhere.



Mosad guys carry an unchambered Glock in their belt in the small of their back and chamber it when they draw it.


It works and is safe.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:02 PM (jJRIy)

199 Other than that, Ahmed, how did the meeting go?


Okay that made me laugh. Thread winner

Posted by: StrawMan at November 25, 2015 01:02 PM (Oqufv)

200 An attack on their intolerant western values? Or their refusal to welcome Syrian refugees? MSNBC will nuance this into their usual pretzel logic.

Posted by: USA at November 25, 2015 01:03 PM (tfM+W)

201 Them's the ones I doesn't pick.
Posted by: The Iceman at November 25, 2015 01:00 PM (7MWCL)

You're one word away from a copyright infringement suit from the grave.

Posted by: Eugene O'Neill, Vastly Overrated Dead Playwright at November 25, 2015 01:03 PM (cCEFD)

202 Another example suggesting our foreign policy for the Middle East should be quarantine. Let them have their cage match until the last man is standing...whack him and build condos.

Posted by: OrsonSnow at November 25, 2015 01:03 PM (ws3z0)

203 Love how members of the Columbian drug cartel were in that Paris restaurant and opened fire when the terrorists came in. I think I saw that in "True Romance."

Posted by: JoeF. at November 25, 2015 01:03 PM (aEWSG)

204 One should read Churchill's account in The World Crisis of how W. Wilson screwed up the Peace Conference at Versailles. Basically Wilson caused harmful, unnecessary long delays in the Allies' ability to make critical decisions that were desperately needed in the immediate aftermath of 11/18. For example, WW wanted the framework for the League of Nations established before the peace process could really get started. Wilson basically came to Paris, showed his ass, shat upon the table, and went back to the US where he was dutifully ignored by the senate. He was an egotist and rank amateur who liked to preach, but did not give a good damn about actual suffering and actual people. Reminds me of.... someone...hmm.

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 25, 2015 01:03 PM (9mfzD)

205 News Channel 3 just interviewed me. I guess I'll be on the news today.
Posted by: VBJonny at November 25, 2015 12:59 PM (NX9H4)


I've already seen it:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWLn1yPyFzQ


I hope your sister is ok.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2015 01:04 PM (Dj0WE)

206 I hope Valhalla doesn't eventually become Val allah.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:04 PM (E5UB0)

207 With the revelation that Columbian Drug Runners (tm) fought back against the Misguided yutes in Paris, can we start some rumor that there are some fine prime growing fields in Syria, just ready for those with a "go-getter attitude?"

Maybe some of those MS-13 chaps - I hear they're quite good at intimidation, tunneling, and would bring them closer to the ripe selling lands in the North-West...

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at November 25, 2015 01:04 PM (67aEn)

208 You know Barry must be really torn over this. It's just like mommy and daddy fighting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 01:04 PM (LA7Cm)

209 Just curious what sort of CC weapon you were using?

S&W J frame .38.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2015 01:04 PM (jhqr1)

210 Germans and Italians were interned by the Brits in WWII as well. So yes, Virginia, all of Western Civilization is evil.

Posted by: PJ at November 25, 2015 01:05 PM (cHuNI)

211 OT - The Chicago MFM is at City Hall breathlessly reporting on a protest that's suppose to happen there about the shooting of the angel. One problem no one has shown up to protest. The protestors must be on Obama time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 01:05 PM (493sH)

212 Them's the ones I doesn't pick.
Posted by: The Iceman
------------------------------------------------------
The Iceman Cometh... in Charlie Sheen's stupid f*cking mouth.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:05 PM (E5UB0)

213 So...we have unconfirmed reports that this was instigated by a Tea Party member...

Posted by: Brian Ross at November 25, 2015 01:05 PM (NOIQH)

214 I didn't even get to finish my powerpoint presentation.

Posted by: Ahmed the Goatfucking Terrorist at November 25, 2015 01:05 PM (8ZskC)

215 You know Barry must be really torn over this. It's just like mommy and daddy fighting.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
----------------------------------------------------------
Oh, if only they had fought like this before conceiving.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:06 PM (E5UB0)

216 Is it true Obama is going to pardon TWO turkeys?


His wife and mother in law?



I denounce myself.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:06 PM (jJRIy)

217 Protip: Gotomeeting.com

Posted by: USA at November 25, 2015 01:06 PM (tfM+W)

218 With the revelation that Columbian Drug Runners (tm) fought back against the Misguided yutes in Paris, can we start some rumor that there are some fine prime growing fields in Syria, just ready for those with a "go-getter attitude?"

Maybe some of those MS-13 chaps - I hear they're quite good at intimidation, tunneling, and would bring them closer to the ripe selling lands in the North-West...


Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at November 25, 2015 01:04 PM (67aEn)

So the only people able to fight back were other criminals, how interesting.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:07 PM (C3E0x)

219 Who's up for a stake?

Posted by: Vlad! The Impaler at November 25, 2015 01:07 PM (9YDUz)

220 It works and is safe.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:02 PM (jJRIy)

I've seen that technique demonstrated. I get the reasoning behind it butdon't likethe additional half-second it takes to rack the slide. I mean, why? Modernsafety featuresare simply not that untrustworthy, at least not untrustworthy enough to merit what I consider an extraordinary concession to speed of deployment.

Posted by: troyriser at November 25, 2015 01:07 PM (cCEFD)

221 When it becomes time to carry a concealed weapon, I'm going with a 12 ga w 18 inch barrel slung under an Aussie style oilskin drovers duster made out of kevlar.



and a hat to match.

Posted by: Quafah Haldurgon at November 25, 2015 01:07 PM (dbRIS)

222 Hey, does this mean we're eponymous?

Posted by: The Martyred Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade at November 25, 2015 01:07 PM (8ZskC)

223 It works and is safe.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:02 PM (jJRIy)

unchambered? Pussies.

But no, from what I understand, its very much not safe to carry in the small of your back.

And it has nothing to do with the gun, just with putting a heavy piece of metal up against your spinal chord. In the unlikely event you slip fall on your back, that can paralyze you.

Whether its a gun or anything else.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:08 PM (AkOaV)

224 Yarmouk sales guy: I think I blew the presentation.

Posted by: USA at November 25, 2015 01:08 PM (tfM+W)

225 So I read obama declined to bomb the oil trucks because of the environmental damage it would do? WTF?

Posted by: donna at November 25, 2015 01:08 PM (/dSsq)

226 You know Barry must be really torn over this. It's just like mommy and daddy fighting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 01:04 PM (LA7Cm)



Except his daddy skipped town and mommy was busy whoring herself off.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 01:09 PM (493sH)

227 Posted by: troyriser at November 25, 2015 01:07 PM (cCEFD)

Plus knowing my luck, the one time I *need* a gun, I'll pull out my unload Glock with a full magazine, go to rack the slide and have a failure to feed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:09 PM (AkOaV)

228 Heywood Jablome? Get it? AAAAAAGGGGHH!!!

Posted by: Yamrouk to ISIS at November 25, 2015 01:09 PM (E5UB0)

229 So I read obama declined to bomb the oil trucks because of the environmental damage it would do? WTF?

Yer shittin' me.

Posted by: Harry Truman at November 25, 2015 01:09 PM (8ZskC)

230 225 So I read obama declined to bomb the oil trucks because of the environmental damage it would do? WTF?
Posted by: donna at November 25, 2015 01:08 PM (/dSsq)

hahahahaha that can't be true.

Can it?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (AkOaV)

231 They climbin in yo windows. They snatching yall people up.

Seriously, though, I was just interviewed by the news. They lead the shit out of the interview trying to get me to cop to doing stupid things as a teenager and also pushed the "you must be ao concerned now that you're a father".

It was news channel 3 and the Pilot. I hope the stack of unread, bagged Pilot newspapers on my front porch are visible in the shot.

Posted by: Vbjonny at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (NX9H4)

232 Mosad guys carry an unchambered Glock in their belt in the small of their back and chamber it when they draw it.


It works and is safe.



I carry an H&K USP .45 with one in the pipe & the de-cock activated.
1st shot is double action, subsequent shots are single action.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (hQt/L)

233 Is it true Obama is going to pardon TWO turkeys?

His wife and mother in law?


I denounce myself.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:06 PM (jJRIy)



Aunt Esther Obama: Watch it sucka

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (493sH)

234 Somebody set us up the Obomba.

Posted by: Yamrouk at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (E5UB0)

235 I never got the memo that there'll be explosions at the meeting.

I hate it when I get shut out by staff.

Would it kill anyone to put out an agenda before the meeting?

Now, hand me my limbs and eyeball.

Posted by: The Uncle at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (NjiZL)

236 And it has nothing to do with the gun, just with putting a heavy piece of metal up against your spinal chord. In the unlikely event you slip fall on your back, that can paralyze you.

I play spinal chords with a spinal tap.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2015 01:11 PM (jhqr1)

237 Posted by: Vbjonny at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (NX9H4)

Well congrats!

And no, i would not admit to doing anything nearly as stupid as standing on top of a moving vehicle. Especially on TV.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:11 PM (AkOaV)

238 Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2015 01:11 PM (jhqr1)



Cord *

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:11 PM (AkOaV)

239 211
OT - The Chicago MFM is at City Hall breathlessly reporting on a protest
that's suppose to happen there about the shooting of the angel. One
problem no one has shown up to protest. The protestors must be on Obama
time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 01:05 PM (493sH)

This happened over a year ago. Killing black guys in Chicago? That doesn't happen much, ha ha. Jaded and it's COLD as shit up there.


The brothers are at Wal Mart getting ready for Thanksgiving. Nothing better than having all your childrn's dads over for turkey and the Bull.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:11 PM (jJRIy)

240 I carry an H&K USP .45 with one in the pipe & the de-cock activated.
1st shot is double action, subsequent shots are single action.


My P2000 is DAO. Every pull is exactly the same. I love that.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 25, 2015 01:13 PM (jhqr1)

241 ISIS spades: "Every normal man must be tempted at times to wipe his ass with his hands, hoist the black ISIS flag and begin having sex with goats".

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:13 PM (E5UB0)

242 "Except his daddy skipped town and mommy was busy whoring herself off."



Yeah, except for that.


Figuratively you see.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 01:13 PM (LA7Cm)

243
I carry an HK USP .45 with one in the pipe the de-cock activated.

1st shot is double action, subsequent shots are single action.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (hQt/L)

Nice, I have practiced loading the gun from the pull out behind your back and it is really easy and natural to do. I don't like chambered Glocks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:13 PM (jJRIy)

244 rhere is a story at Vice from 2014 that Israel has been giving medical care to al nusra front on occasion.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 01:14 PM (zOTsN)

245 Neal Cavuto is doing a segment on Barry's Climate Change Summit will send a clear message to terrorist. And Lisa Boothe is a guest. lovely

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 01:14 PM (493sH)

246 Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (hQt/L)

How do you carry that? IWB?

Seems like it would take some getting used to.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV)

247 166 Virginia Republican Party want to require a pledge. They are saying if you aren't going to vote for the candidate they choose...Stay Home!

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at November 25, 2015 12:52 PM (RLQdU)


They should be careful what they wish for.

Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 01:14 PM (zoehZ)

248 Nice, I have practiced loading the gun from the pull out behind your back and it is really easy and natural to do. I don't like chambered Glocks.



I'm not fond of guns with the safety on the trigger.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:15 PM (hQt/L)

249 I'm not fond of guns with the safety on the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:15 PM (hQt/L)

Yeah, I don't necessarily disagree.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:15 PM (AkOaV)

250 225 So I read obama declined to bomb the oil trucks because of the environmental damage it would do? WTF?
Posted by: donna at November 25, 2015 01:08 PM (/dSsq)

hahahahaha that can't be true.

Can it?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:10 PM (AkOaV)



The idiot said the climate change summit would send a clear message to terrorists so I'm guessing yes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 01:16 PM (493sH)

251 Neal Cavuto is doing a segment on Barry's Climate Change Summit will send a clear message to terrorist

You're fucking stupid AND delusional. Got it champ.

Posted by: terrorists at November 25, 2015 01:16 PM (326rv)

252 "Yer shittin' me."


Not the least bit surprised.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 01:17 PM (LA7Cm)

253 I've seen that technique demonstrated. I get the reasoning behind it butdon't likethe additional half-second it takes to rack the slide. I mean, why?

Posted by: troyriser at November 25, 2015 01:07 PM (cCEFD)


Not just the time but the fact that there is always the possibility that the gun jams while trying to chamber a round.

In addition, once a round is chambered (and/or fired) then the guy has to walk around with it like that for the rest of the day as there's no convenient way to get back to the unchambered state.

Yes, it seems like a very silly way to carry - silly versus the lower probability that a chambered glock goes off by mistake.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 01:17 PM (zc3Db)

254 Well, but....

oil in sand... how does that damage the environment?

That's how they clean up oil spills on roads 'round here -- they put sand on it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:17 PM (AkOaV)

255 I'm not fond of guns with the safety on the trigger.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:15 PM (hQt/L)

Agreed. I have a Walter PP Super, and old German cop gun, no safety at all, but it has a decocker. Made to be carried chambered. Fires 9mm Ultra round. It got a great feel, but it's heavy and ammo is expesive.


http://tinyurl.com/oq7jdmr

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:18 PM (jJRIy)

256 So that "Martyr's Brigade" is currently down to about company strength?

I don't get why anyone's concerned. They signed up to become martyrs. Wish granted!

I do have one question: with all these nimrods blowing themselves to pizza toppings, where is Allah going to come up with all the necessary promised virgins? Or does he, like, recycle them? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anyway, Praise the LORD, Satan's house is divided against itself and cannot stand. A little something to be thankful for.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 25, 2015 01:18 PM (iIzG7)

257 How do you carry that? IWB?

Seems like it would take some getting used to.



Yeah. IWB. It did. Thankfully, with Open Carry passing, I'm going to look at an outside the waistband holster.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:18 PM (hQt/L)

258 AL nusra front on occasion had kidnapped score of UN peace keepers who are supposed to be monitoring the Golan


So much so that the Phillipines, who represented the vast majority of the UN peacekeepers in the Golan, withdrew all their personnel

Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 01:19 PM (zOTsN)

259 Everyone has their favorites. I won't carry anything other than a Glock .

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 01:19 PM (2d71x)

260 Moar moar moar and faster faster faster please.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at November 25, 2015 01:20 PM (LYCUN)

261 I just ordered a box of 300gr hollow points for a S&W 44 Mag snubbie - I may try carrying that for a while now that cooler jacket weather is here.

Posted by: Weasel at November 25, 2015 01:20 PM (6xtq3)

262 ...aaaaaand we've gone gun.

Posted by: Huzzah. at November 25, 2015 01:21 PM (vgIRn)

263 Everyone has their favorites. I won't carry anything other than a Glock .



That's why they make so many different models!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:21 PM (hQt/L)

264 Pussies.




*gently taps my Derringer

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 25, 2015 01:21 PM (fWAjv)

265 It's official. FNC has just proclaimed Trump, Carson (and probably Cruz) as "outsiders".

Posted by: Soona at November 25, 2015 01:21 PM (Fmupd)

266 I usually carry a Ruger LCP 380 with a laser sight.



This is what all the ronettes need for Christmas.



http://tinyurl.com/qjkwbb2

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:21 PM (jJRIy)

267 Everyone has their favorites. I won't carry anything other than a Glock .
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 01:19 PM (2d71x)


Yep. It's a personal choice. Glocks don't work for me... well, the do, but it's about how the weapon feels in my hand, and frankly, how accurate I can be with it. Each of the Glocks I have fired, and I have fired several, just don't do it for me.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2015 01:22 PM (Dj0WE)

268 ...aaaaaand we've gone gun.
Posted by: Huzzah

The ability to shift topics here blows me away.

Posted by: zombie yarmouk martyred brigade at November 25, 2015 01:22 PM (326rv)

269 I do have one question: with all these nimrods blowing themselves to pizza toppings, where is Allah going to come up with all the necessary promised virgins? Or does he, like, recycle them? Inquiring minds want to know.
---------------------------------------------------------------
I'm guessing that there's some latent sexism here. As if women were just things like manufactured objects that can be cranked out at will, rather than real human beings. Islam does not uniformly respect all humans as possessing the Imago Dei.

And that lack of respect works to their advantage. And the West's vestigial respect works to our disadvantage. Stop me before I start quoting Lolita.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:22 PM (E5UB0)

270 I just ordered a box of 300gr hollow points for a S&W 44 Mag snubbie - I may try carrying that for a while now that cooler jacket weather is here.




I used to have a Charter Arms Bulldog .44 Special. Nice gun for a snub nose belly gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:23 PM (hQt/L)

271 I usually carry a Ruger LCP 380 with a laser sight.


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:21 PM (jJRIy)


I can't stand those guns. The trigger pull is like 3 1/2 feet long.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 01:23 PM (zc3Db)

272 I use a CC crossbow as my weapon of choice.

Posted by: Soona at November 25, 2015 01:24 PM (Fmupd)

273 Any recommendations on a "starter" handgun for a woman with small hands?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 01:24 PM (zOTsN)

274 ...aaaaaand we've gone gun.
Posted by: Huzzah. at November 25, 2015 01:21 PM


This is just payback for those threads on poaching eggs.

Posted by: Quafah Haldurgon at November 25, 2015 01:25 PM (dbRIS)

275 224 Yarmouk sales guy: I think I blew the presentation.
Posted by: USA at November 25, 2015 01:08 PM (tfM+W)

Nah, vanilla ice cream.

Posted by: That Frickin' Penguin at November 25, 2015 01:25 PM (JOG+K)

276 I'm kinda frustrated right now because I've been trying to get someone to show me how to shoot my gun, but nobody wants to bother.

Ask (so-called) friends, coworkers, email/call a couple ranges, nobody wants to be bothered seems like. I want to take the CHL class so I can carry (especially open once in a while) but practice a little in the meantime first.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:25 PM (C3E0x)

277 I can't stand those guns. The trigger pull is like 3 1/2 feet long.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 01:23 PM (zc3Db)

Ha ha. True.

Any thread over 250 can automatically become a gun thread.

HQ rule #3

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:25 PM (jJRIy)

278 Yeah. IWB. It did. Thankfully, with Open Carry passing, I'm going to look at an outside the waistband holster.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:18 PM (hQt/L)

oh, right. Texas.

heh.

Here in NH we can open or conceal carry as our hearts desire.

And soon, inshallah, we will not need permits. Constitutional Carry. Just like in ME and VT.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:25 PM (AkOaV)

279 Let's go baseball and turn the boredom quotient up to 11. Then toss in car parts and go nookyoolar.

Posted by: Huzzah. at November 25, 2015 01:26 PM (vgIRn)

280 Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:25 PM (C3E0x)

Hmmm...

What kind of gun?

I mean, there's not much to it.

But I would recommend taking a gun safety class before you go to the range with it. They'll show you the basics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)

281 I don't get this place some days.

All of you are bandying about Glock this and Ruger that (I like the Sig P229 myself) and everybody is the best of friends and buying each other a beer. But all I have to do is say the word "crossbow," and suddenly battle lines are drawn...

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 25, 2015 01:26 PM (iIzG7)

282 273 Any recommendations on a "starter" handgun for a woman with small hands?
Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 01:24 PM (zOTsN)

My girlfriend loves her cousins Sig Sauer Mosquito and wants to buy one, heh.

Not a carry gun though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:27 PM (AkOaV)

283 What kind of gun?

I mean, there's not much to it.

But I would recommend taking a gun safety class before you go to the range with it. They'll show you the basics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)

Just a 9mm, nothing fancy. Starter gun.

Hadn't thought of doing that first, maybe I should do that. Thanks for the idea.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:28 PM (C3E0x)

284 All the news vehicles are out now. I want to go dance in the front yard in a halloween mask.

Posted by: VBJonny

If you get on camera, don't forget to give the Ace HQ secret signal!

Posted by: Cheri at November 25, 2015 01:28 PM (oiNtH)

285 Didn't AQ suicsplode Masood 2 days before 9/11.

Posted by: DaveA at November 25, 2015 01:28 PM (DL2i+)

286 Depending on what I'm wearing I generally carry either a pocket .380 or a compact .45ACP (IWB). Just really like the N frame, although admittedly it's, uh, kinda large.

Posted by: Weasel at November 25, 2015 01:28 PM (6xtq3)

287 90 I'm just glad Rush is on today. Was expecting a fill-in host today.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 25, 2015 12:38 PM (HMt16)


If Mark Steyn were filling in, terrific. Anytime.

But Rush will want to tell the real Thanksgiving story, so he would definitely be on today.

It's a great story. Wish my liberal son-in-law and daughter would appreciate it, especially as our children (and now new grandson) are direct descendants of John Alden and Priscilla Mullins.

But they think Rush is nothing but a lying, fat, drug-addled SOB, so anything he says can't possibly be true.

Sigh.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at November 25, 2015 01:29 PM (CmURZ)

288 Ask (so-called) friends, coworkers, email/call a couple ranges, nobody wants to be bothered seems like. I want to take the CHL class so I can carry (especially open once in a while) but practice a little in the meantime first.



Where are you? Every range I ever been to the range master wouldn't hesitate to help someone.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:29 PM (hQt/L)

289 All the news vehicles are out now. I want to go dance in the front yard in a halloween mask.

Posted by: VBJonny

If you get on camera, don't forget to give the Ace HQ secret signal!
Posted by: Cheri

Put a pudding cup out in the street and draw a chalk line around it.

Posted by: zombie yarmouk martyred brigade at November 25, 2015 01:29 PM (326rv)

290 >>>I'm kinda frustrated right now because I've been trying to get someone to show me how to shoot my gun, but nobody wants to bother.

Move to North Correia

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:29 PM (E5UB0)

291 I can't stand those guns. The trigger pull is like 3 1/2 feet long.Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 01:23 PM (zc3Db)

My girlfriend wantedan LCP three or four years agoso we bought one, the raspberry colored one because she thought it was cute. I didn't like the trigger, either: long and gritty. Did appreciate its utility, though. Never considered it a comfortable range gun--purely self-defense--shot it just enough for proficiency and sold it when she discovered Smith and Wesson snub-nosed revolvers. They're evidently cute, too.

I teasemy girlfriendabout her attraction to 'cute' guns but she can, in fact, shoot like Annie Oakley.

Posted by: troyriser at November 25, 2015 01:30 PM (cCEFD)

292 Yeah ... that's your standard political maneuvering in a caliphate.

They're unclear of the concept re: the "Who's on first joke" bombing.

Posted by: DaveA at November 25, 2015 01:30 PM (DL2i+)

293 I'm kidding, sorry.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:30 PM (E5UB0)

294 Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 01:24 PM (zOTsN)

Something single stacked in 9mm.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 01:30 PM (/8r1I)

295 So Prez Mom Jeans assures us cretins that if there is any credible threat, the American people will be informed. Why don't I feel that this would actually happen prior to an attack?

Being informed by your plane being used as a missile into a building or by having to decide to jump or burn isn't very timely.

Posted by: Cheri at November 25, 2015 01:30 PM (oiNtH)

296 I do have one question: with all these nimrods blowing themselves to
pizza toppings, where is Allah going to come up with all the necessary
promised virgins?


They're waiting in line for the new Star Wars movie.

Posted by: VOX at November 25, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

297 Hadn't thought of doing that first, maybe I should do that. Thanks for the idea.
Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:28 PM (C3E0x)

I just did one with my girlfriend a few months ago when she was first thinking about buying her first gun. No requirements to take any classes in my state, but like I told her -- can't hurt.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:30 PM (AkOaV)

298 Yar-mook = Pirate assholes?

Posted by: DaveA at November 25, 2015 01:31 PM (DL2i+)

299 281 I don't get this place some days.

All of you are bandying about Glock this and Ruger that (I like the Sig P229 myself) and everybody is the best of friends and buying each other a beer. But all I have to do is say the word "crossbow," and suddenly battle lines are drawn...



You gotta love the charm of the HQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:31 PM (hQt/L)

300 #TerroristLivesMatter



Speaking of idiotic hashtag campaigns, whatever became the Bobbsey twins, Harf and Psaki? Are they back to working the pole now?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2015 01:31 PM (oKE6c)

301 Hadn't thought of doing that first, maybe I should do that. Thanks for the idea.


------------------


Pro tip: The long end of the gun with the hole in it is where the bullet comes out.

Posted by: Soona at November 25, 2015 01:32 PM (Fmupd)

302 So with Smith and Wesson, I assume Smith was the blacksmith who made the gun, and Wesson provided the oil for lubrication?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 25, 2015 01:32 PM (E5UB0)

303 294 Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2015 01:24 PM (zOTsN)

Something single stacked in 9mm.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 01:30 PM (/8r1I)

I like the Glock G43, but I haven't bought one yet. Buddy of mine has one and let me shoot it.

Would be a great carry gun.

But my girlfriend wouldn't carry it. It's not cute.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:32 PM (AkOaV)

304 This is like alien vs predator - Who ever win, we lose.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 25, 2015 01:32 PM (WVvzl)

305 Where are you? Every range I ever been to the range master wouldn't hesitate to help someone.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:29 PM (hQt/L)

I'm a little out in the sticks now...Alvarado, south of Fort Worth.

There's a range up the road a little in Burleson I was going to go to. So are you saying I could just show up and say "hey man, can you show me how to shoot this?"

That would be nice, I'd just do that.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:33 PM (C3E0x)

306 "But my girlfriend wouldn't carry it. It's not cute."

Order it with the mother-of-pearl grips, and slap a Hello Kitty sticker on it. She'll be both cute, and protected.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 25, 2015 01:34 PM (iIzG7)

307 Oh yeah, and if you're a newbie to guns (and I consider myself a newbie, too. No one has nothing new to learn when it comes to tools and guns) there are always guys at the range who will help. From range masters to retired guys who hang out there all day, to... just about everyone. Except the mall ninja types, but you usually dont want to take any advice from them anyways.

I've found people at ranges tend to be very nice and helpful.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:34 PM (AkOaV)

308 Any recommendations on a "starter" handgun for a woman with small hands?
Posted by: ThunderB



Find a range that rents guns to shoot. Try a bunch. Everything from .380 to 9mm.
We could tell you a hundred different guns, but until you handle and/or shoot them, you'll never know.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:34 PM (hQt/L)

309 They're unclear of the concept re: the "Who's on first joke" bombing.
Posted by: DaveA
------------------------------------------
I'm on first.

Posted by: President Jintao at November 25, 2015 01:35 PM (E5UB0)

310 It's a Thanksgiving Miracle!!!

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2015 01:35 PM (kGrwF)

311 I have some pistol permits coming next month. I have to take and old Browning pump to the store and I think I might be in the market for yet another pistol.



I don't own a Sig or and HK any suggestions for a carry by them?



Like I need another CC gun, three Seacamps, two LCP's, a Kal Tec 380, a shitty Beretta 25, and god knows what else in the safe.



But, no HK's or Sigs


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:35 PM (jJRIy)

312 There's a range up the road a little in Burleson I was going to go to. So are you saying I could just show up and say "hey man, can you show me how to shoot this?"

That would be nice, I'd just do that.
Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:33 PM (C3E0x)

Yeah, I mean you could.

I would recommend a safety class first.

But yes, if you show up and say "hey, I've never shot a gun before. Can someone help me with basics?" you will most likely find everyone is helpful.

Just don't go in waving a gun around and acting unsafe. that makes people nervous.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:35 PM (AkOaV)

313 where is Allah going to come up with all the necessary promised virgins?
Or does he, like, recycle them? Inquiring minds want to know.



It won't be a problem. He subcontracted to us.

Posted by: Sunmaid raisins at November 25, 2015 01:36 PM (LAe3v)

314 I have smiley face stickers on the scopes of my match rifles. Shooting makes me happy.

Posted by: Weasel at November 25, 2015 01:36 PM (6xtq3)

315 Pre-meeting proctoscopy - An Islamic Growth Industry.

Posted by: DaveA at November 25, 2015 01:36 PM (DL2i+)

316 There's a range up the road a little in Burleson I was going to go to. So are you saying I could just show up and say "hey man, can you show me how to shoot this?"

That would be nice, I'd just do that.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:33 PM (C3E0x)


Buy some snap-caps and practice being proficient at all the non-shooting parts, first - cocking, dry-firing, clearing, holding the gun correctly so that the slide doesn't mash you (very important)... Then, when you get to the range you'll be decent at everything but actual shooting (and it won't take much to get comfortable with that).

When you get to the range I'm sure most anyone there will be willing to help you out a bit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 01:37 PM (zc3Db)

317 ThunderB, I have a kel tec 9mm. The guy at the range says it's hard to shoot, but it's definitely small...

This is what all the ronettes need for Christmas.
http://tinyurl.com/qjkwbb2
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:21 PM (jJRIy)


This does not look safe.

Posted by: Lea at November 25, 2015 01:37 PM (lIU4e)

318 >>>I've found people at ranges tend to be very nice and helpful.


When it comes to guns, we don't play around.

Posted by: Deer and Antelope at November 25, 2015 01:37 PM (E5UB0)

319 "I have smiley face stickers on the scopes of my match rifles. Shooting makes me happy."

I've seen a .45 with "SMILE - WAIT FOR FLASH" engraved on the business end.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 25, 2015 01:38 PM (iIzG7)

320 Just don't go in waving a gun around and acting unsafe. that makes people nervous.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:35 PM (AkOaV)

Ok, that made me laugh.

And you've talked me into the safety class, once I get back from Michigan. Thanks.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:38 PM (C3E0x)

321 There's a range up the road a little in Burleson I was going to go to. So are you saying I could just show up and say "hey man, can you show me how to shoot this?"

That would be nice, I'd just do that.
Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:33 PM (C3E0x)

9.9 times out of 10 that should do it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 25, 2015 01:38 PM (fWAjv)

322 Preznint Barky should start arming al Qaeda. If they got arms directly from us they wouldn't have to wait until the Iraqi soldiers dropped them when they were running away.

Posted by: Hank at November 25, 2015 01:38 PM (Bcz8E)

323 This does not look safe.



Posted by: Lea at November 25, 2015 01:37 PM (lIU4e)

I thought the same thing, and how the hell do you get to it? Strip down and pull it out.

It's a novelty item, no doubt.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:38 PM (jJRIy)

324 There's a range up the road a little in Burleson I was going to go to. So are you saying I could just show up and say "hey man, can you show me how to shoot this?"


Can't hurt to call.
If you do go, try to go on say, a Tuesday morning. Few people will be there. Odds are it'll be just you and the range master. At that point, you pop a cap or two down range, and ask him what you are doing wrong. Instant free lesson.
One thing about most shooters - they won't hesitate to help out a fellow gunnie.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:38 PM (hQt/L)

325 It won't be a problem. He subcontracted to us.
Posted by: Sunmaid raisins
----------------------------------------------------------------
Heheh. I heard that theory before, that the virgins were really grapes.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:39 PM (E5UB0)

326 Buy some snap-caps and practice being proficient at all the non-shooting parts, first - cocking, dry-firing, clearing, holding the gun correctly so that the slide doesn't mash you (very important)... Then, when you get to the range you'll be decent at everything but actual shooting (and it won't take much to get comfortable with that).

The range I went to has a class and they taught you all the pieces and worked with dummy rounds before shooting. So if you can find something like that? Do that.

But I found out later that this range has some specific focus on women and new shooters too.

Posted by: Lea at November 25, 2015 01:39 PM (lIU4e)

327 My philosophy for first timers is to have them shoot a. .44 magnum wheel gun and a .50 Desert Eagle. Everything after will seem like a piece of cake.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 01:39 PM (/8r1I)

328 I didn't have the heart to read about President Prissy Pants' theory on how our Global Warming Policies are going to bring down ISIS whackos.
How the hell do those people on the left take this imbecile seriously?

If Sarah Palin made stupid comments like that, we all know what the response in the media would be.
But that dumbass in the white house can say any stupid thing he wants, and get away with it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2015 01:40 PM (kGrwF)

329 It won't be a problem. He subcontracted to us.

Posted by: Sunmaid raisins at November 25, 2015 01:36 PM (LAe3v)


If I was a jihadi open to blowing myself up to get access to 72 virgins, I think I'd want this virgin/raisin ambiguity cleared up pretty conclusively before I pushed the big red button.

72 damn raisins would be a hell of a disappointment after all that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2015 01:40 PM (8ZskC)

330 You know, you have to wonder what those virgins are thinking with asswipes like these guys coming to bed them.
My friend says the virgins could do better than this but my guess is that these guys are getting virgin goats and goats, as far as I know don't think ahead a lot.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at November 25, 2015 01:40 PM (3ZttN)

331 311 Look at the Sig P228 in 9mm. Double stack mag and good size to carry.

Posted by: Weasel at November 25, 2015 01:40 PM (6xtq3)

332
so after Trotsky got the icepick, what happenedwith communism?Posted by: simplemind at November 25, 2015 12:20 PM (JTwsP)

Ice HAMMER! Not an ice pick. Ice HAMMER! You know, like those hammers that mountaineers use. Stupid American. You clearly have me confused with the Joe Pesci character in the classic Martin Scorese film, 'Goodfellas'.Joe Pesciused an ice pick on that guy, you know the guy, the whiny one they thought was a rat: that guy.

Ice HAMMER! Ice HAMMER!
You sir are correct. I should have said like ice pick-hammer, or climber's axe. Ice pick makes people think of the thing you see at cocktail parties.

Posted by: simplemind at November 25, 2015 01:41 PM (JTwsP)

333 "Ice HAMMER!"

That sounds like a rapper's stage name.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 25, 2015 01:42 PM (iIzG7)

334 That's how they clean up oil spills on roads 'round here -- they put sand on it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 25, 2015 01:17 PM (AkOaV)


Damn! And after all the trouble we went to, getting the oil out of the sand, too.

Posted by: Suncor at November 25, 2015 01:42 PM (7MWCL)

335 Buy some snap-caps and practice being proficient at all the non-shooting parts, first - cocking, dry-firing, clearing, holding the gun correctly so that the slide doesn't mash you (very important)... Then, when you get to the range you'll be decent at everything but actual shooting (and it won't take much to get comfortable with that).

When you get to the range I'm sure most anyone there will be willing to help you out a bit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 01:37 PM (zc3Db)

Thanks all for the advice, I appreciate it.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:42 PM (C3E0x)

336 Hey, are we not doing recipes this year?

Posted by: simplemind at November 25, 2015 01:43 PM (JTwsP)

337 I'm going to get a CCW permit for a suicide vest.

What? No one on the left ever condemns that particular weapon.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 25, 2015 01:43 PM (VAsIq)

338 All of the virgins are under 14 years old. Girls, boys, it makes no difference to a muzzie.

Posted by: Hank at November 25, 2015 01:43 PM (Bcz8E)

339 "Ice pick makes people think of the thing you see at cocktail parties."

That was exactly what I thought it was for a long time, until climbing ice ax was mentioned.

Posted by: Quafah Haldurgon at November 25, 2015 01:44 PM (dbRIS)

340 Could I exchange 10 of the virgins for a couple of skanky sluts? You know, just to liven things up.

Posted by: Ahmed the Goatfucking Terrorist at November 25, 2015 01:44 PM (8ZskC)

341 I always wondered...

WTF is an ice hammer doing in Mexico?

Posted by: navybrat at November 25, 2015 01:44 PM (Xodlv)

342 Ice pick makes people think of the thing you see at cocktail parties.

Posted by: simplemind


How do I find out the schedule for these parties from the 1930s?

Posted by: pep at November 25, 2015 01:44 PM (LAe3v)

343 When you get to the range I'm sure most anyone there will be willing to help you out a bit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 01:37 PM (zc3Db)

Thanks all for the advice, I appreciate it.
Posted by: Blano



As Red Green says, "We're all in this together".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:44 PM (hQt/L)

344 So, today I'm getting a sense of why some want to stop women from voting:

-- First, that ridiculous NYPost article about how we need to ban '16 Candles" for being racist, misogynist, etc. written by a woman old enough to know better

--Now, at WashPost two women are claiming the way to stop terrorism it to be nice to Muslims. Seriously, they did a study that purports to prove we meanies cause terrorism.

This is all so very unserious and ridiculous I am embarrassed to be a woman!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

345 Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 25, 2

Best thing about it is you don't have to worry about renewing it.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 01:45 PM (/8r1I)

346 Made a couple of these target stands over the summer. Works hella good.


http://tinyurl.com/ndww4op

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 25, 2015 01:45 PM (fWAjv)

347 I always wondered...

WTF is an ice hammer doing in Mexico?



Vacationing?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:45 PM (hQt/L)

348 All of the virgins are under 14 years old. Girls, boys, it makes no difference to a muzzie.

Posted by: Hank

What!? Of COURSE it makes a difference! I'm not going to rape a 14-year-old girl.

Posted by: Achmed Mohammed Mohammad at November 25, 2015 01:45 PM (VAsIq)

349 "Hey, are we not doing recipes this year?"

-- the last words spoken at the Martyr's Brigade pre-Ramadan meeting, right before the vest detonated.

And they were all frappeed. Sort of mise en place by Semtex.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 25, 2015 01:45 PM (iIzG7)

350 72 damn raisins would be a hell of a disappointment after all that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2015 01:40 PM (8ZskC)

Whenever I see or hear the word "raisins" now all I can think of is the South Park episode where the kids went to the Hooters-type restaurant where the girls all act like you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. Instead of Hooters it was called "Raisins." Laughed myself silly.

Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:46 PM (C3E0x)

351 How do I find out the schedule for these parties from the 1930s?


Posted by: pep

Vic?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 25, 2015 01:46 PM (VAsIq)

352 Hey, are we not doing recipes this year?




3 fingers of single malt in a glass. Enjoy!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:46 PM (hQt/L)

353 Oh, shit I forgot my two SW Air Lites38's one in Ti. They are sweet, but only FIVE BIG rounds. I sort of feel now you need a few more rounds.



I do have two speed loaders.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:46 PM (jJRIy)

354 This is all so very unserious and ridiculous I am embarrassed to be a woman!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 01:45 PM (NOIQH)



I hear you, sistah.

Posted by: Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner at November 25, 2015 01:46 PM (8ZskC)

355 Raisin is a red neck Asian.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 25, 2015 01:47 PM (QPdNE)

356 It's an early Christmas present. Let's hope we get one that's just as nice from the other guys!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 25, 2015 01:48 PM (B8JRQ)

357 "Could I exchange 10 of the virgins for a couple of skanky sluts? You know, just to liven things up."

Dennis Miller once said "I don't get the 72 virgins thing. I mean, three or four is okay, but by the time you get to number seven, you're wishing for a girl who knew what she was doing..."

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 25, 2015 01:48 PM (iIzG7)

358 Hmmm....

I wonder why we no longer get poll numbers for King Manchild?


Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 25, 2015 01:48 PM (sqs5K)

359 182 News Channel 3 just interviewed me. I guess I'll be on the news today.

Aren't they the ones with the Tridents?

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at November 25, 2015 01:48 PM (bA+CL)

360 Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 01:42 PM (C3E0x)

You can pick up snap-caps at any gun store or online (you can go to amazon and search "snap caps"). They're a bit of a rip off (around $2@) but well worth it, anyway. Be comfortable with loading the mag (you'd be surprised how many people have trouble with this, initially), pulling the slide and chambering/clearing, aiming, and all that.

Also you can look up "Massad Ayoob" for starter pointers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 01:48 PM (zc3Db)

361 Hey, are we not doing recipes this year?

----

This is an old classic. You take some leftover turkey, and place it between two slices of bread. I like the tangy zip of Miracle Whip, but I understand that's not for everyone. A little salt, fresh-ground black pepper, et voila!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 25, 2015 01:49 PM (VAsIq)

362
Gun shooting practice. Without the range.
Make sure gun is completely unloaded. Double check.Then triple check bypoking finger in chamber to physically confirm it is empty even though it looks empty. Make this a habit. You willnot be sorry.
Balance a penny on the front site. Practice squeezing trigger without nocking penny off.
Surprisingly effective drill.
Also, without the penny, find wall with spot on it. Put front sight on spot. Practice squeezing trigger without moving front site off of spot. Start from about 6 inches away. Move back. Repeat.
Do these for about 10 minutes a day.

Posted by: simplemind at November 25, 2015 01:49 PM (JTwsP)

363 Dennis Miller once said "I don't get the 72 virgins thing. I mean, three or four is okay, but by the time you get to number seven, you're wishing for a girl who knew what she was doing..."
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 25, 2015 01:48 PM (iIzG7)



And in any case, they're going to end up locked in the bathroom crying on the phone to their mothers.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 25, 2015 01:50 PM (vgIRn)

364 Posted by: Qoheleth at November 25, 2015 01:48 PM (iIzG7)

On the serious side, everyone knows it ain't about the sex.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 01:50 PM (/8r1I)

365 If Al Qaeda can find the ISIS Commanders, why the hell can't the smartest, hardest working President in the History of the Republic do the same?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 25, 2015 01:51 PM (NjiZL)

366 Gun shooting practice. Without the range.
Make sure gun is completely unloaded. Double check.Then triple check bypoking finger in chamber to physically confirm it is empty even though it looks empty. Make this a habit. You willnot be sorry.
Balance a penny on the front site. Practice squeezing trigger without nocking penny off.
Surprisingly effective drill.
Also, without the penny, find wall with spot on it. Put front sight on spot. Practice squeezing trigger without moving front site off of spot. Start from about 6 inches away. Move back. Repeat.
Do these for about 10 minutes a day.

Posted by: simplemind

Too much work. I'll just outlaw guns from everyone except those protecting me.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at November 25, 2015 01:51 PM (VAsIq)

367
The warriors don't always qualify for 72 virgins, and sometimes they are referred to me for a solution. Disgusting!

Posted by: The Chicken at November 25, 2015 01:51 PM (OiFtZ)

368 Taurus Drop Test


*pow!


http://tinyurl.com/oxzo7uz

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 25, 2015 01:52 PM (fWAjv)

369 The warriors don't always qualify for 72 virgins, and sometimes they are referred to me for a solution. Disgusting!
Posted by: The Chicken

Islamaphobe.

Posted by: the goat at November 25, 2015 01:53 PM (326rv)

370 Too much work. I'll just outlaw guns from everyone except those protecting me.Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at November 25, 2015 01:51 PM (VAsIq) Yeah, I've seen your idea of exercise. It would be too much work for you.

Posted by: simplemind at November 25, 2015 01:53 PM (JTwsP)

371 >>>--Now, at WashPost two women are claiming the way to stop terrorism it to be nice to Muslims. Seriously, they did a study that purports to prove we meanies cause terrorism.

argh. chamberlainesque. You stop lawless pricks by stopping them, stopping their activities. You don't do it by speculating that it would end, if only you could take away rights from law abiding citizens.

So sick of people's compassionate impulses being channeled into harmful, pernicious stupidity.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:53 PM (E5UB0)

372 Sometimes they get two virgins, 58 post-menopausal grandmothers, 16 sexually confused non-virgin trannies and a Wayne Newton impersonator.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 25, 2015 01:54 PM (NjiZL)

373 WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME LIKE A FUCKING MAN AND TELL ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING NEW THREAD???

Posted by: John Edwards at November 25, 2015 01:55 PM (8ZskC)

374 331
311 Look at the Sig P228 in 9mm. Double stack mag and good size to carry.

Posted by: Weasel at November 25, 2015 01:40 PM (6xtq3)

Got it, thanks. I hear good things about the P228. Though the price was not one of them, ha ha.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 01:55 PM (jJRIy)

375 Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 01:53 PM (E5UB0

I wish my meme of calling these people Treadwells would catch on. Help a brother out and spread the word.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 25, 2015 01:55 PM (/8r1I)

376 Balance a penny on the front site. Practice squeezing trigger without nocking penny off.



FBI drill.
Had a boss/family friend who was a retired FBI agent from back in Hoover's day teach me that practice trick.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2015 01:56 PM (hQt/L)

377 WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME LIKE A FUCKING MAN AND TELL ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING NEW THREAD???

Posted by: John Edwards
-------------------------------------------------
NOOD. Will I do?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 25, 2015 01:56 PM (E5UB0)

378 Nood MSM collusion

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 25, 2015 01:57 PM (fWAjv)

379 Why do they bother? Most people have given up on them ages ago.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 25, 2015 02:02 PM (E5UB0)

380 Rush is doing the real Thanksgiving story in a few minutes, if anyone is interested in hearing it.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at November 25, 2015 02:03 PM (CmURZ)

381
311 Look at the Sig P228 in 9mm. Double stack mag and good size to carry.

Posted by: Weasel at November 25, 2015 01:40 PM (6xtq3)

Got it, thanks. I hear good things about the P228. Though the price was not one of them, ha ha.

The P228 was replaced by the P229. Pretty much same profile. If you go to the Sig Academy, you get a 20% discount if you buy from factory store same day. IF you have big hands go 226, if you can get only one gun. If you have raccoon hands like me, 229.

Posted by: simplemind at November 25, 2015 02:04 PM (JTwsP)

382 See, I TOLD you that there was a joyous, positive side to ISIS, you troglodytes.

Posted by: Joyce Carol Oates at November 25, 2015 02:04 PM (wFZ+6)

383 We're the People's Front of Judea! Fuck off!

Posted by: orthdoc at November 25, 2015 02:07 PM (RszkT)

384 Netanyahu bobbing his head tapping his foot as Montell Williams sings This Is How We Do It.

Posted by: fuggitaboutit at November 25, 2015 02:07 PM (LzRYp)

385 As Tower of Power was wont to sing, "Knock yourself out", boys.

Posted by: mojo at November 25, 2015 02:12 PM (OmBeX)

386

Hey, are we not doing recipes this year?

Posted by: simplemind

I've got a recipe for disaster!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama Smith at November 25, 2015 02:20 PM (+1T7c)

387 "Heheh. I heard that theory before, that the virgins were really grapes."

This raise 'ins up why the competition for the plum assignments is so intense. Those folks get prunes.

Posted by: Thompson G. at November 25, 2015 02:53 PM (nSW/N)

388 374 Hey Nip - If you're still around, the Sig P239 is another excellent choice in 9mm.

Posted by: Weasel at November 25, 2015 02:58 PM (e3bId)

389 Why does the community organizer in chiefs keep calling ISIS, ISIL?

Posted by: Buffalbob at November 25, 2015 04:32 PM (8nL8o)

390 They explode themselves believing they will go to heaven in order to kill guys they only have mild disagreements with.

And yet Israel is supposed to make a Lasting Peace with them, and if not it's an evil Apartheid Nazi Entity.

Posted by: Aristotle at November 25, 2015 04:33 PM (Cvb08)

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