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Intelligence Analysts Warned, in Emails, to "Cut It Out" With Their Persistent Warnings About the ISIS Threat and to "Toe the Line;" Probe Into Manipulation of Intelligence Expands
Ruh roh. https://t.co/oyAuMIT5ln pic.twitter.com/gOz34d9hh5
— Gartenstein-Ross (@DaveedGR) November 23, 2015The former Pentagon official said there were "multiple assessments" from military intelligence and the CIA regarding the "rapid rise" of ISIS in Iraq and North Africa in the year leading up to the group’s territory grab in 2014... The IG probe started earlier this year amid complaints that information was changed to make ISIS look more degraded than it really was. ... Fox News is told by a source close to the CENTCOM analysts that the pressure on them included at least two emails saying they needed to "cut it out" and "toe the line." Separately, a former Pentagon official told Fox News there apparently was an attempt to destroy the communications. The Pentagon official said the email warnings were "not well received" by the analysts.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)That's abut the funniest shit I've ever heard.
The scared cunts who run the GOP have already taken impeachment off the table.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2015 03:23 PM (7GJvw)
Posted by: Harun at November 23, 2015 03:23 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 23, 2015 03:24 PM (iONHu)
They must have had Hillary try and delete these emails. Seems like they had about as much luck.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 23, 2015 03:24 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 03:24 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 03:24 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Dan in Michigan at November 23, 2015 03:25 PM (2yD4G)
Posted by: zombie at November 23, 2015 03:25 PM (dM5Zx)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 23, 2015 03:25 PM (E5UB0)
No seriously -- who cares? The media will not even cover this. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:25 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 23, 2015 03:24 PM (iONHu)
I'd be more surprised if it wasn't true. Expect the perps to be unofficially pardoned by Loretta Lynch through prosecutorial discretion.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 23, 2015 03:25 PM (t06LC)
Impeachable?
That's abut the funniest shit I've ever heard.
The scared cunts who run the GOP have already taken impeachment off the table.
Posted by: Kreplach
Just add this to list of impeachable offenses committed already, then take that and a couple of bucks and get some coffee. Not that sh!tty Starbucks scorched dishwater, either.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 23, 2015 03:26 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 23, 2015 03:25 PM (E5UB0)
I believe the I stands for inspector. could be wrong though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:26 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 03:26 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: zombie at November 23, 2015 03:26 PM (dM5Zx)
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 03:26 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (t06LC)
Versions of that have been around for weeks and THAT story was posted this AM
And of course we all knew that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: THDeering at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (tGeaV)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 03:26 PM (E5UB0)
Yeah, seriously.
Kate Upton retiring is flaming skull worthy.
A story that no one will ever cover and no one will know about? Eh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (AkOaV)
They have a choice: stop saying things Obama doesn't want or start leaking things ala the Bush administration's seive-like intelligence community to the press.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (39g3+)
Do they even recognize that they are the evil they scream about others being?
Posted by: Moki at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (UBzPO)
Neither do they.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2015 03:28 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 03:28 PM (2x3L+)
unofficially pardoned by Loretta Lynch through prosecutorial discretion.
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.I am going to put the 24 hour rule into effect. If the IG has those emails you can bet your bottom dollar that other lower level flunkies have them in a CYA file, and they will be leaked.
I guess the big question now is who sent those emails.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 23, 2015 03:28 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Hobbes at November 23, 2015 03:28 PM (rjtGa)
Pikers.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 03:28 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Barry O. at November 23, 2015 03:28 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:28 PM (39g3+)
It's open honesty like this that makes me want to.....
Ah, fcukit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 03:28 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: An Inanimate Carbon Rod at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (FohCt)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 03:26 PM (E5UB0)
Its because in a sane pre Obama world, this would be huge. Bigger than the pentagon papers. Of course, by now in a sane world we'd have president Biden to kick around after the IRS and Bengazi coverups were uncovered.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (0B5sv)
Harry Reid won't care
Pelosi won't care
Nothing will come of this when half of the country hates republicans so much they are willing to let democrats commit crimes as long as they defeat republicans.
Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (p3d39)
Posted by: Feeling her Oates at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (FkBIv)
What would you do different if you were an administration that wanted to see the rise of a caliphate?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2015 03:30 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 03:30 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 03:30 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2015 03:30 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (hLRSq)
No, Obama doesn't want the info to
a) get in front of congress
and more importantly
b) be declassified in 50 years and make him look like he was "on the wrong side of history" and hurt his reputation as best president ever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 03:30 PM (8HTq1)
True.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Joke Biden at November 23, 2015 03:30 PM (REdlt)
...everything the left accused President Bush of being.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 23, 2015 03:31 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 03:31 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2015 03:31 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: Thanksgiving Talking Points at November 23, 2015 03:31 PM (xwPSp)
Posted by: Joke Biden at November 23, 2015 03:31 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:31 PM (39g3+)
A case of projection, once more.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 03:32 PM (hLRSq)
It's not in the way you say you scare
It's not in the way you've been treating my ISIS friends
It's not in the way that you stayed till the end
That's not in the way you'll look or the things that you say that you'll do.
Toe the Line
Love isnt always ontime
O'TotoBama
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 03:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan at November 23, 2015 03:33 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:31 PM (39g3+)
Close. It's from "Toughe the Lyne" -- an old English phrase about copulation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:33 PM (AkOaV)
I would have stuck Chavez and Clark in on some missions just for fun.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 03:33 PM (fWAjv)
COOKING THE INTELLIGENCE.
Impeachment, Removal from Office, Execution for Treason.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 23, 2015 03:33 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 23, 2015 03:33 PM (1RNgT)
Overall, I rule this item not skullworthy.
Posted by: sauropod at November 23, 2015 03:33 PM (jfFvP)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 23, 2015 03:33 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 23, 2015 03:33 PM (fFIVI)
Posted by: Sid Vicious at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (hVAIK)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Judas Washington at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Garrett at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (0B5sv)
Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM
Not me, Buckaroo.
When Poppin' Fresh says "it would be Bad Optics NOT to put impeachment back on the table," THEN I'll be surprised.
Oh, BTW: Yes, I think this should join the several dozen other impeachable offenses Choom Boy has committed on the list of indictments for his removal from office and subsequent trial/imprisonment.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (dbC6X)
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Nico was awesome, hunh? I saw her perform that on a beat up acoustic in a skid row alley back in the early 70s
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Juan McCain at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Barry at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (7wyDO)
What could Obama do that would actually get him impeached.
Reinvade Iraq with 100,000 troops using trumped up intelligence?
get drunk and plow a car into the jersey barriers outside the Capitol building?
Circumvent congress and just make a single payer system by decree?
Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (p3d39)
Posted by: Juan McCain at November 23, 2015 03:35 PM (REdlt)
In related news, ISIS today announced that women who provoke sexual feelings in men need to be murdered. Would you blame Kate Upton for retiring with that on the table? She'd be on ISIS' Ten Most Wanted list.
Ours too, but then, ours doesn't threaten her life.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 03:35 PM (iIzG7)
I'm a longtime proponent of impeaching Obama -- not because he could actually be removed with the Senate as presently constituted, but because the proceedings in the House would tie him down for months in a blizzard of subpoenas and depositions. Also, it would do considerable damage to his historic reputation to have certain rocks turned over under bright light.
But the raw reality is that there is pretty literally nothing that Obama could do which would impel the brainless, spineless, gutless House GOP to impeach.
An absolutely verified leaked recording of Obama and Jarrett in private conclave with foreign agents of the Iranian government, openly discussing how the Corker legislation lets Obama lift sanctions, and how sanctions-lifting paves the way to Iranian nuclear weapons?
If such a thing were ever to be revealed, the House GOP would hide in the corner, to whine and tremble and pee the floor like a litter of beaten puppies, and say, "But if we were to impeach, people would _call us racists_, and our cocktail party invites would stop."
Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 03:35 PM (noWW6)
This is why the Left presumes that Bush had the intelligence manipulated. Because that's what the Left does.
Didn't this all come out initially because the intelligence community had enough of this shit and started leaking about it? I could be wrong on that.
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 03:35 PM (mf5HN)
Remember when Bush was just "cherry picking" intelligence, not listening to his Generals, and giving terrorists swirlies.
Good times.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tommy James at November 23, 2015 03:35 PM (FkBIv)
The names you can score from the HQ. Performance Art Group:
"Kissing Sewer Rats"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 03:35 PM (hQt/L)
Posted by: Barry at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (7wyDO)
If only Comrade Stalin Knew!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 03:35 PM (gf8BH)
Fox News is told by a source close to the CENTCOM analysts that the pressure on them included at least two emails saying they needed to "cut it out" and "toe the line."
Aikman. Touchdown. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Troy Aikman at November 23, 2015 03:36 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 03:36 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:36 PM (39g3+)
Fresh Cookies will make all of this go away. And I can't post anything that will get me in trouble with my hands full of cookies.
And the cookies will put me in a coma for the rest of the day.
Posted by: THDeering at November 23, 2015 03:36 PM (tGeaV)
Posted by: Moki at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (7q2ch)
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Your talking about a group of people that find nothing wrong with tearing an infant apart for body parts.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 23, 2015 03:36 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 03:36 PM (8HTq1)
This top one says that no one is angrier than I am and that I will not rest until this is fixed.
The bottom box says that I just found out about it by reading the newspapers.
Posted by: Low Information President at November 23, 2015 03:37 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 03:37 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at November 23, 2015 03:37 PM (p3d39)
If you exclude golf and watching CNN, just about every third thing that asshole did is impeachable, or would be in a sane world which we do not inhabit.
Didn't "the list" get up to like 300 things before people gave up maintaining it?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2015 03:37 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 03:37 PM (iIzG7)
We only have a razor-thin 58 seat majority in the House. No way we could squeak impeachment thru on a simple majority vote.
Posted by: The GOPe Congress
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 23, 2015 03:38 PM (kdS6q)
Close. It's from "Toughe the Lyne" -- an old English phrase about copulation.
I'm sorry after further research I see that it is To Ti Liyne, from the Chinese for "too spicy for roundeye"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:38 PM (39g3+)
Was Obama Misled by Intel?
See. Obama didn't tell them to cut it out, he was misled
This is Obama throwing Intel under the bus
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 03:38 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: JoeShmoe99 at November 23, 2015 03:38 PM (XsOa7)
Posted by: IC at November 23, 2015 03:38 PM (a0IVu)
Fvck the intelligence community. They were leaking like a syphilitic whore ALL during Bush's terms. NOW they want to start leaking?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 03:38 PM (hQt/L)
Anybody watch The Good Wife last night?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 03:39 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at November 23, 2015 03:39 PM (p3d39)
It's One Toque Over the Line.
Posted by: Brewer and/or Shipley at November 23, 2015 03:39 PM (0B5sv)
it's up to those in the security community who have sworn to defend this country to fulfill their vows.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 23, 2015 03:39 PM (A9KzJ)
https://youtu.be/W5BtQgTGOI4
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:36 PM (39g3+)
not from 2001. He mentioned major hassan.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:39 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Big Freakin Al at November 23, 2015 03:40 PM (iWo0u)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:40 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah and half the stuff they "leaked" then was abject BS. Very annoying.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 03:40 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (2x3L+)
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No doubt, I fear that even Trump will not be able to remove the entrenched dunghill of fetid waste that is most of DC.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 23, 2015 03:40 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at November 23, 2015 03:41 PM (p3d39)
2016 could prove to be a very interesting year.
Posted by: teej at November 23, 2015 03:41 PM (ijopM)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 03:41 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:25 PM (AkOaV)
I picked up on it at Fox earlier.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 03:42 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 03:42 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 23, 2015 03:42 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 03:42 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 03:42 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Garrett at November 23, 2015 03:34 PM (0B5sv)
Season's over.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 03:42 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 03:42 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: Zombie Lowell George at November 23, 2015 03:43 PM (0B5sv)
Unlike obama, most of us read the papers and could see ISIS advancing daily causing misery evey where. So never understood how they could get away with their bullshit.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 03:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: hadoop at November 23, 2015 03:43 PM (2X7pN)
One tuque over the lime, referring to independence from British control.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:43 PM (39g3+)
perps to be unofficially pardoned by Loretta Lynch through prosecutorial
discretion.
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 23, 2015 03:25 PM (t06LC)
IIANM you can not pardon impeachment.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 03:43 PM (t2KH5)
Imagine my embarrassment when I learned he was writing about some email DoD misunderstanding.
Posted by: jwest at November 23, 2015 03:44 PM (Zs4uk)
Current circulation numbers for most of the papers would argue against you on that point. The content and obvious bias of those papers would explain why, too...
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 03:44 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Iblis at November 23, 2015 03:44 PM (9221z)
See that's why his policies in the ME have been such spectacular failures
It's not that he skips briefings, or ignores people and ideas he doesn't want to hear
He was misled
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Moki at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (7q2ch)
No, because they think they are working for the Messiah/are the Messiah. Therefore, everything they do MUST be Holy and Pure, no matter what anyone else says.
Of course, they are actually working for Shit Midas (King Merdeas), and everything they do is actually coated thickly with dung.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 23, 2015 03:45 PM (QWtgr)
I am so sick of this country.
Posted by: Sam In VA at November 23, 2015 03:45 PM (bNi5D)
See that's why his policies in the ME have been such spectacular failures
It's not that he skips briefings, or ignores people and ideas he doesn't want to hear
He was misled
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:45 PM (zOTsN)
Yup....It's utter bullshit, but that is exactly what they are doing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 03:45 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Lester at November 23, 2015 03:46 PM (2UPXV)
It's One Toque Over the Line.
Posted by: Brewer and/or Shipley
That's two toques over the line, hoser!
Posted by: Bob and Doug McKenzie at November 23, 2015 03:46 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Barry O. at November 23, 2015 03:46 PM (LA7Cm)
Yes, thunderb is absolutely correct.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 03:46 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 03:47 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 23, 2015 03:47 PM (KAi1n)
I guess every form a refugee has its price
And it breaks his heart to think Islam is only...
Given to Iman with hearts as cold as ice.
So he tells themm they must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But he knows where theyre goin' as theyre leavin'
Theryre headed for the ISIL side of town
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 03:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at November 23, 2015 03:29 PM (0B5sv)
Errr, wasn't that Obama wan Kenobi who said that?
Posted by: Sharkman at November 23, 2015 03:47 PM (QWtgr)
Assuming he actually leaves office, is last official act will be a blanket Presidential pardon of himself and his cadre. So, the Statute of Limitations question is moot.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 03:47 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2015 03:48 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Lady in Black....CRUZ / PAPERBAG 2016 at November 23, 2015 03:48 PM (pVkEV)
Because it's starting to mean "just some more routine treasonous shit the democrats do that comes out on a day of the week that ends in "y"
Posted by: Sam In VA at November 23, 2015 03:48 PM (bNi5D)
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 03:49 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 03:49 PM (rjtGa)
A: Wait for it...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2015 03:48 PM (bLnSU)
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.... lots and lottsa empty brass.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 03:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: a hunting dentist at November 23, 2015 03:49 PM (REdlt)
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Ugh. And soon, because you don't want people thinkin too hard and figurin it out
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 03:49 PM (3ZtZW)
Start thinking of getting what you can instead of what you can't get.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2015 03:49 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 23, 2015 03:50 PM (7MJMR)
I think a slight modification and it could be very fitting for when Trump drops out! (and/or wins NH)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:50 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2015 03:50 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 03:50 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 23, 2015 03:50 PM (fFIVI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2015 03:30 PM (ODxAs)
All the shit I'm already doing, plus find a rope to help me climb outta this fuckin' well.
Posted by: The Obamahdi at November 23, 2015 03:50 PM (QWtgr)
So ninety percent of America will have forgotten about it by Monday morning. That's why they call it a "Friday New Dump." Because that's when they take a big, steaming, wet dump on us all.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 03:50 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 03:50 PM (hQt/L)
No one will be fired. No one will even be named.
But the narrative that Obama was lied to by his intelligence gathering agencies is out there
It's not his fault. They didn't tell him
No one will ask why would someone lie to him about that. Or if they do it will be the militaries fault. They didn't tell him the plan wasn't working. That Isis was advancing
He is creating fall guys and a narrative to protect himself
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:51 PM (zOTsN)
Of course, the rules will then change, the media will suddenly become a watchdog, and dissent will again become patriotism ... but you can't teach McCain, McConnell et. al. that shit.
BUT ... I still must do my duty and vote Rubio or ... GASP ... Hillary!.
Fuck that. Burn, scatter, salt. In which order a shit I do not give.
Posted by: Irony at November 23, 2015 03:52 PM (apJVd)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:52 PM (zOTsN)
One would 'Toe the line' in the James Figg era of early bareknuckled boxing in England. At the start of a new round (rounds ended when a fighter was knocked or thrown down), the pugilists would step up to their respective marks, or lines. If you couldn't step up because you were injured, knocked out, or dead, then the other guy won the fight.
Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 03:52 PM (cCEFD)
Posted by: Lester at November 23, 2015 03:46 PM (2UPXV)
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Nice thought there I don't except any Republican to go after anyone. If, by some miracle, Trump appoints Rudy Giuliani as a special prosecutor with orders to clean it all out, then I think that justice MIGHT be done.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 23, 2015 03:52 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Barack I, Naked Emperor at November 23, 2015 03:52 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 03:52 PM (NeFrd)
Recently, he told me that his younger son was struggling with English. He thought that was adorable.
And that is why there is no prospect of Obama being impeached.
Posted by: Kensington at November 23, 2015 03:52 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Barry O at November 23, 2015 03:52 PM (ZxVJD)
Nah it's just the biggest bestest steak at Ruth's' Chriss's's.
Total Loin.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 23, 2015 03:53 PM (xq1UY)
Do they even recognize that they are the evil they scream about others being?
Posted by: Moki at November 23, 2015 03:27 PM (7q2ch)
Of course they do. They Just. Don't. Care.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 03:53 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:51 PM (zOTsN)
Jut how stupid do you think the American People are?....Oh wait...Ah Never Mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 03:53 PM (gf8BH)
Too late. Nobody but his deadenders who will be with him if he eats a live baby is going to buy it. He's been way too exposed lately.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
We need a lot of that.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 23, 2015 03:53 PM (erRNA)
Posted by: former IG Gerald Walpin, who was not really senile at November 23, 2015 03:53 PM (REdlt)
Was Obama Misled by Intel?
See. Obama didn't tell them to cut it out, he was misled
This is Obama throwing Intel under the bus
Posted by: ThunderB
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Maybe Obama meant, "Cut it out misleading me already!"
/s
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 03:54 PM (E5UB0)
You set it up so well, so carefully
Ain't it funny how your new lies didn't change things
Ezra's the same old girl you used to be
You can't hide your lyin eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: THDeering at November 23, 2015 03:54 PM (tGeaV)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 23, 2015 03:54 PM (0O7c5)
_________________________
I remember reading a story in 2001 in some MSM mag like Newsweek or Time, in which they reported how Egyptians were "quietly" celebrating 9/11. The Egyptians weren't being as open as the Palis were, but they were congratulating one another and having private parties, according to the article, because they were so happy that the great devil U.S. had been hit.
The Egyptians were being more circumspect in expressing their joy than some other Muslims, because Egypt gets billions of aid money from the U.S. every year, and they didn't want to risk upsetting their golden goose and lessening the money flow. But they, like many Muslims, were giddy at the death and destruction of 9/11.
"Universal values," right Barky?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 23, 2015 03:54 PM (a31sM)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:54 PM (39g3+)
I think a slight modification and it could be very fitting for when Trump drops out! (and/or wins NH)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 03:50 PM (AkOaV)
A rampant weasel or, on fire on top of a skull argent....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 03:54 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2015 03:54 PM (9YDUz)
No one will be fired. No one will even be named.
But the narrative that Obama was lied to by his intelligence gathering agencies is out there
It's not his fault. They didn't tell him
No one will ask why would someone lie to him about that. Or if they do it will be the militaries fault. They didn't tell him the plan wasn't working. That Isis was advancing
He is creating fall guys and a narrative to protect himself
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:51 PM (zOTsN)
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We live in Obama's world. Even the crappiest, most transparent lies are enough to provide cover for the MSM.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 23, 2015 03:55 PM (LXJ1e)
While we all know that this isn't going anywhere, I gotta say that it's always nice to see our old buddy the Flammender Schadel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 03:55 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 03:55 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ThunderB
Step 1. Make sure your fall guys are willing to be fall guys.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 03:56 PM (hQt/L)
Posted by: redenzo at November 23, 2015 03:56 PM (WCnJW)
Every phrase in the English language came from the British Navy for some strange reason.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 03:56 PM (rjtGa)
It's...The Old Okey-Doke!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 23, 2015 03:56 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: President Shithead at November 23, 2015 03:56 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 03:56 PM (hQt/L)
Obama is worried that people think he's dropping the ball on ISIS.
So, now he will say "they lied to me."
Posted by: Harun at November 23, 2015 03:56 PM (UBBWX)
"We freakin tried to warn him, don't blame us!!!" vs "I learned everything I needed to know in 1996 and am the smartest man in the room!"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:57 PM (39g3+)
I do believe people who work in the IRS would use extra care in following the law if they past by Lois Lerner each day, rotting away in front of their building.
The DOJ would find a better balance of what to prosecute and what not if a few past Attorney Generals shared a street light on Pennsylvania Ave.
State Department personnel might start working for the good of the country if the birds fed on the remains of a few officials who just couldn't bring themselves to follow a few simple rules.
Could it be that in order to advance we must go backwards?
Posted by: jwest at November 23, 2015 03:57 PM (Zs4uk)
And none of them thought to resign in protest or blab this story to anyone? They just enjoyed watching them be openly mocked by Barky and the TV news every night ... Yep.
Probe Into Manipulation of Intelligence Expands
Expands into what? Nothing will come of this. The Vichy GOP has given Barky carte blanche to do anything his little America-hating pee-brain can come up with. And the Weeping Boner gave Barky a going away gift of no more money hassles for the next two years, lest some crazy America-loving conservative were to try and shame the Vichy GOP into using the power of the purse to actually do something to defend America and the Constitution ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 03:57 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 23, 2015 03:57 PM (7MJMR)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2015 03:58 PM (7GJvw)
Posted by: Garrett at November 23, 2015 03:58 PM (0B5sv)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 03:58 PM (rjtGa)
This is the new normal. Get used to it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (gyKtp)
"Don't speak to me of British naval tradition. British naval tradition is nothing more than rum, sodomy, and the lash."
So, San Francisco also came from the British Navy, for some strange reason.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (iIzG7)
Well, son of a gun. A hot shot.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: THDeering at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (tGeaV)
Posted by: Andrea at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (cqmfM)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:52 PM (zOTsN)
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Yup, but how many will actually be widely covered?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (MbrzC)
Why haven't they leaked who sent the emails to "toe the line" and "cut it out"
My money is on noted asshole and idiot Ben Rhodes
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (zOTsN)
The President...shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for
Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.
YOU.CAN.NOT.PARDON.IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (t2KH5)
It is pretty astounding how many did, but when you think about it, not all that surprising. They ruled the world for like 150 years, constantly docking in pretty much any port. That's going to have a pretty huge influence on the world, particularly the English language.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (39g3+)
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... and for the piloctyically incorrect among us.
Japped, Gyped and Jewed.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
That's open source, folks, and cannot be contradicted by "intel." That suggestion is fucking absurd.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (659DL)
"I don't like that stuff, change it."
"Boss - do you know how to spell fiduciary duty? Because the SEC sure does."
Stuff Barack Obama has never heard before in his life.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (hLRSq)
I suspected there would be some resistance to that comment from those in the know. Im glad there is hard evidence to disprove it.
Obama and Panetta - scumbag.
Posted by: LASue at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (5Rb/A)
Well, son of a gun. A hot shot.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
The very thought of it leaves me groggy.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (326rv)
Actually Toe The Line came from Sunday divisions on English war ships, line up on a seam on the deck for inspection by the captain: toe the line. but Tow the Lion is more fun.
Every phrase in the English language came from the British Navy for some strange reason.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 03:56 PM (rjtGa)
Shanghied.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (7MJMR)
You got a purty mouth, ya scurvy dog.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:01 PM (iIzG7)
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I always had to pay extra for that....
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 04:01 PM (8XRCm)
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Heh.
Do you realize that upon leaving the White House the signal achievement of his time in office will be that one time he caught a fly on national TV?
Ace oughta post the clip! His Proudest Moment.
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 04:01 PM (3ZtZW)
****
"Don't put your finger in the pickle slicer?"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 04:01 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
After further review, the ruling on the field stands -- those words are "problematic."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:02 PM (AkOaV)
Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.
Clearly, one of the penumbras in this emanation foreshadows how the President of the United States is able to pardon impeachments if he's half black and a communist.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at November 23, 2015 03:38 PM (a0IVu)
I can see where someone could mistake Jersey for Malaysia
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 23, 2015 04:02 PM (t06LC)
TFG's message yesterday was that ISIS can't win if we just put big "Kick Me" signs on our backs
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2015 04:02 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
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That is exactly what the narrative will be.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at November 23, 2015 04:03 PM (MbrzC)
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Woulda been the RAF but 1600s, don't ya know
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 04:03 PM (3ZtZW)
Vic, how long has it been since anyone in this Administration has felt the need to stay within the four corners of the Constitution? He'll issue the pardon, and no one will call him on it. You and I both know this.
Against the law? Hell yes. Enforcement? That's another issue entirely.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:03 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: iforgot at November 23, 2015 04:03 PM (pC96u)
Obama really really hates Christians. He can't have us murdered off here, so he's content with watching them die in Libya, Egypt, Iraq, an so on. (only half sarcastic)
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 23, 2015 04:04 PM (Nc0+l)
The SEC is too busy wacking off to porn in their cubicles.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 04:04 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 04:04 PM (/tuJf)
Did not come from the British Navy, however.
That was Jerry Lewis. Though rumor has it he was in the British Navy at one time.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:05 PM (rjtGa)
Does it work in reverse? Eyes closed. C'mon Victoria Secret model with a 24 of Labatt's Blue and a pizza.
C'mon Victoria Secret model with a 24 of Labatt's Blue and a pizza.
Damn....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 04:05 PM (AC0lD)
No one will be fired. No one will even be named.
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The IG will be fired. That's how its done in Obama-world.
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 04:05 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:03 PM (iIzG7)
I think that would be a bridge too far. I think the Armed Forces would take a hand if he ignored an impeachment order.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 04:05 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: rd at November 23, 2015 04:05 PM (vpAta)
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I thought the thin red line was from a poem by Rudyard Kipling about British soldiers at Waterloo.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?"
But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 23, 2015 04:06 PM (IWLe1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 04:04 PM (zc3Db)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:06 PM (AkOaV)
What's black and white and red all over.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 04:03 PM (8XRCm)<<<
SCOAMF
Posted by: a penguin in a blender at November 23, 2015 04:06 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 04:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: TGIF! at November 23, 2015 04:06 PM (qCMvj)
Obama's message has been very simple. He isn't interested in foreign policy and the military and diplomatic troubles of the world. He's doing just enough to get by so he can pass that problem off onto his successor - which, unexpectedly, is another case of projection by a man of the Left.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:06 PM (hLRSq)
YOU.CAN.NOT.PARDON.IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (t2KH5)
This constitution doesn't apply to Obama.
The Moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: jwest at November 23, 2015 04:06 PM (Zs4uk)
...Labatts?
Thats the beer you'd want in your fantasy?
C'mon now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (AkOaV)
Who sent the E-mails?
The early Vegas line indicates some turd bird colonel in Centcom.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (8ZskC)
Hundreds more are Biblical, of course.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (3ZtZW)
Although the actors have been denying dating rumors since 2013, an insider tells Page Six that the two are still very much hot and heavy.
She is head over heels for him, dished the source. But they dont want to fuel any of the rumors so Jamie has been avoiding attending parties shes been going to.
If that is true then Holmes is stupider than I ever imagined
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 23, 2015 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
Never heard of "japped". "Jewed" is not really much in use - I didn't even hear that term until I was in my late teens. "Welched" is common place. And "Indian-giver" is a classic that has disappeared without any reasonable replacement. "Vandalize", of course, is a classic.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 03:43 PM (iQIUe)
As with any regime, you wonder why those "glorious victories" kept getting closer to your own borders.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (GrXXa)
Was listening to Fox in the car couple hours ago, Tammy Bruce and Alan Colmes were on, apparently The Won was droning on about how the press needs to tone down the reporting on the terrorists attacks as that is what the terrorists want. Tammy Bruce said that Obama doesn't like that his narrative is being challenged, Colmes came back with his usual sycophantic bulls**t. I think she was right, Obama is catching flak from even the Dems, he doesn't like it so now he's telling the press how they should be doing their job, much like the Intel community were told too.
Posted by: flmomof4 at November 23, 2015 04:08 PM (bEXWJ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 04:04 PM (zc3Db)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:06 PM (AkOaV)<<<
You should see how much taxpayer money we spent on Nut Huts(tm).
Posted by: SEC employee at November 23, 2015 04:08 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 03:56 PM (rjtGa)
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Because whatever happens on land is never good, so who cares about anything other than the Navy?
Posted by: Jack Aubrey at November 23, 2015 04:08 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 23, 2015 04:08 PM (Px4PF)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 04:05 PM (AC0lD)
...Labatts?
Thats the beer you'd want in your fantasy?
C'mon now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (AkOaV)
The beer isn't for HIM.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:09 PM (gwpf+)
I'll be the first to ask:
The Tom Cruise thing didn't clue you in?
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:09 PM (rjtGa)
How about African-American - rigged?
Like when you duct tape a the side mirror on your car back together and say "okay, well, I ***-rigged the mirror. Should last a few days"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:09 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2015 04:09 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Geronimo at November 23, 2015 04:10 PM (LA7Cm)
Thats the beer you'd want in your fantasy?
C'mon now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:07 PM (AkOaV)
Upper class fantasies of choir-boys toting boxes of Lagavulin and trays of crumpets aren't wanted here.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 23, 2015 04:10 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2015 04:10 PM (KSdzX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 04:10 PM (493sH)
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"Japped" is a reference to a to a cool, Sunday morning in Pearl Harbor because theirs a nip in the air.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 23, 2015 04:10 PM (IWLe1)
Posted by: jwest
At the very least put these weasels in stocks so the citizenry could pelt them with rotten fruit and eggs.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 04:10 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 03:59 PM (zOTsN)
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Hey, hey, hey! You watch your mouth!
Posted by: CBS News President David Rhodes at November 23, 2015 04:11 PM (v+fx/)
Which member of the JV team was Barack sleeping with?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 04:11 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 23, 2015 04:11 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 04:11 PM (NeFrd)
The intel is the intel....like it or not. Let the Operators decide what to do about it.
There are very few Intel failures...but a shitload of Operations failures.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2015 04:11 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 23, 2015 04:11 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Flaccid Member at November 23, 2015 04:11 PM (5fSr7)
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Kinda funny in that it was us honkeys who promised them land so long as the wind blows and the grass grows and then took it back
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (IWLe1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 23, 2015 04:10 PM (IWLe1)
Also a joke in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (493sH)
Sorry ladies. Not if you were with them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:09 PM (AkOaV)
jury-rigged
When trying to make broken or shot-up rigging, spars, and masts work so you can get home.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Colin at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (jgwYl)
doesn't like it so now he's telling the press how they should be doing
their job, much like the Intel community were told too.
Posted by: flmomof4 at November 23, 2015 04:08 PM
That's only true until an alleged "Republican" dares to be critical of Choom Boy. At that point, the Democrats will instantly band together behind the Mocha Messiah, shielding him from the slightest disagreement with his enlightened policies.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (dbC6X)
I hear it quite a bit living out West.
Usually from people who have never met a Jew (that wasn't me).
...let alone seen our horns.
Posted by: Garrett at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (0B5sv)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (NJMWm)
When the press all tanked he came along
When they gathered around a started talkin
Hope and Change he was squawkin
Then he looked into our eyes
He said, to our surprise ...
Ain't no ones ever gonna' impeach me
I'm the son of a Kenyan man
Ain't nobody ever gonna' reach me
I'm the son of a Kenyan man
Yes I am, I am, ooh, yes I am
Posted by: Zombie Dusty Springfield at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (apJVd)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:13 PM (rjtGa)
Sorry ladies. Not if you were with them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (39g3+)
I dunno. Here goods looked pretty undamaged in Thank you For Smoking....
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 23, 2015 04:13 PM (t06LC)
Regional differences?
Posted by: rd at November 23, 2015 04:13 PM (vpAta)
Posted by: Gene Kelly at November 23, 2015 04:13 PM (uSqx+)
When trying to make broken or shot-up rigging, spars, and masts work so you can get home.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (hLRSq)
Well, its not really like rigging a jury, but I guess in this PC world you can just be droppin n-bombs with your rigging anymore.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:14 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:14 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Circe O'Valle at November 23, 2015 04:14 PM (MMnzQ)
In New Video, A Grateful Al-Qaeda Thanks US For Supplying Anti-Tank Missiles
http://tinyurl.com/pj3pppv
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2015 04:14 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 23, 2015 04:14 PM (659DL)
Like when you duct tape a the side mirror on your car back together and say "okay, well, I ***-rigged the mirror. Should last a few days"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:09 PM (AkOaV)
Can't say I ever heard that one. We always used jerry-rigged (probably from the navy, too).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 04:14 PM (zc3Db)
Many of treaties had a secret clause wherein we got the land and the Indians got a twenty minute head start.
That clause was always written in Old Peruvian.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:14 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Beaudreau, Nonproductive Class President at November 23, 2015 04:15 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 04:05 PM (v+fx/)
I just hope the IG and his staffers have carry permits and a lot of range time under their belts! Visiting Federal parks after dark is also not recommended!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 04:15 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 04:15 PM (FCAbp)
I don't know how to read the flaming skull anymore.
It's like: We've been fubared again, and there is nothing we can do about it! *angry fist in the air*
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 23, 2015 04:15 PM (qCMvj)
***
Change his part registration to R.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 23, 2015 04:15 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (ueeNR)
Posted by: Garrett at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (0B5sv)
I hear you guys got a killer brass section.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (hLRSq)
Actually...I thinks that's precisely what that phrase refers to.
It's not derogatory to Indians.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (rjtGa)
Regional differences?
Posted by: rd at November 23, 2015 04:13 PM (vpAta)
...At least one of those is racist.
Well, both kind of are. Ones offensive to German-Americans, one is offensive to Italian-Americans who have a reputation for intimidating juries.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: CrocthetyOldJarhead at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (i0ykY)
No one actually believed his lies. Would they believe that one?
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 04:14 PM (zc3Db)
huh. Well, as rd said -- maybe regional. I hear it all the time in New England.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (0B5sv)
Posted by: CrocthetyOldJarhead at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (i0ykY)
hard to argue with that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (gf8BH)
Make the state media talk about it.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 04:10 PM (493sH)
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FNC is even holding onto "Trump wants data bases on muzzies". Even though it's been widely proven that he didn't say it.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (Fmupd)
Like the WMD's in Iraq that Bush claimed were there. Yeah, just like that. It's those CIA spooks, the guys in the NSA, just like that guy Snowden said they did. That guy Snowden that went over to the Russians. The big patriot.
Yeah, that's the ticket! It's all made up.
And really, all the lies and disinformation, the turpitude, the lawlessness; isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?
And his book "Dreams of my Father" that was allegedly ghost written by Ayers? Everything is a lie. Everything.
It's a good thing that Hillary is coming. She'll straighten it all out. Juanita Broderick has the inside scoop on that.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (FCAbp)
Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2015 04:18 PM (DL2i+)
Like when you duct tape a the side mirror on your car back together and say "okay, well, I ***-rigged the mirror. Should last a few days"
Southern Ingenuity.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 04:18 PM (hQt/L)
Not realizing that they're making the case for being more cautious with immigration.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CrocthetyOldJarhead at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM
Yup. They are in a three-way of guilt with Choom Boy's myrmidons and the MFM who are resolutely not reporting this.
It'll take a lot of cells to hold all guilty parties.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 23, 2015 04:18 PM (dbC6X)
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (v+fx/)
the taint of scientology: alien features
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 23, 2015 04:18 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (FCAbp)
Paddy wagon is acceptable, because everyone knows those Irish are a bunch of drunks anyways.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:19 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 03:43 PM (39g3+)
I can't even read the song's name without laughing about Lawrence Welk introducing One Toke Over the Line as a "modern spiritual." Heh.
https://youtu.be/t8tdmaEhMHE
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at November 23, 2015 04:19 PM (dPpmC)
I think what he said was "Ow, my whatever these are"!!
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:19 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 04:19 PM (t2KH5)
I guess I am just micro-aggressing with my slang again. I am just a big patriarchal meanie!
Posted by: rd at November 23, 2015 04:20 PM (vpAta)
Not realizing that they're making the case for being more cautious with immigration.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:18 PM (39g3+)
Had a lib friend put that up the other day. My response, "Yeah, how'd that work out for them?"
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 23, 2015 04:20 PM (t06LC)
"Get Out Of Your Trucks And Run Away": US Gives ISIS 45 Minute Warning On Oil Tanker Strikes
http://tinyurl.com/oqq4mzy
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2015 04:21 PM (GrXXa)
http://tinyurl.com/mjjxwnh
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:21 PM (39g3+)
If you put tension on the harness from the front she'll back out of the leash.
Spent an hour at a Wisconsin rest stop catching kitteh one time.
Posted by: DaveA Cat Whisperer at November 23, 2015 04:21 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:21 PM (hLRSq)
Speaking of Indians, seem the spate of political cartoons with Indians
talking about immigrants? Boy that sure teaches us huh? Those Indians
didn't require any ID or vetting, they took in all and sundry into the
nation!
Not realizing that they're making the case for being more cautious with immigration.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:18 PM (39g3+)
Actually, that's really funny. There's the talking points for Thanksgiving. The line doesn't have to make sense or withstand logic because it's aimed at Liberals.
"The Native Americans didn't control their borders and allowed unlimited immigration. Look how it turned out for them."
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 04:21 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at November 23, 2015 04:21 PM (0B5sv)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 04:19 PM (t2KH5)
But that was before steam power was invented, so what do you know?
(actually, wiki says it might come from joury masts -- a sailing term.)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:21 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 04:22 PM (No/ki)
I'm going outside to slam my head against something hard for bit.
BRB
Maybe.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 23, 2015 04:22 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:22 PM (39g3+)
======
I highly doubt anyone needs to be concerned that Lisa Marie Presley was ever "with" Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Kensington at November 23, 2015 04:22 PM (7Kbxu)
Regional differences?
...
i just looked this up. It comes from the old english word "jury," for "makeshift." (That word might itself inform the word "jury," which, I'm thinking, is a temporary panel assembled for a limited time to decide one case.)
then it became jerry or Jury or Jory.
Posted by: Not Real Donald Trump at November 23, 2015 04:22 PM (dciA+)
"so now he's telling the press how they should be doing their job, much like the Intel community were told too."
And people more concerned with advancing theirideology than human lives will obey.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 23, 2015 04:23 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:23 PM (rjtGa)
talking about immigrants? Boy that sure teaches us huh? Those Indians
didn't require any ID or vetting, they took in all and sundry into the
nation!"
Hiawatha Johnson is right!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (hLRSq)
Katie Holmes used to be cute as a button but after years with Tom Cruise she's as damaged goods as Lisa Marine Presley by Michael Jackson.
Sorry ladies. Not if you were with them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:12 PM (39g3+)
No doubt, I'd hit it like a jackhammer. But she IS kind of funny-looking, one side of her face is kind of frozen.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (gwpf+)
What difference does the contents of the reports make? If other stories are to be believe, Obama wouldn't have read them anyway.
I find this eerily like Saddam Hussein's last years, when Obama's namesake surrounded himself with sycophants, who would tell him only what he wanted to hear. Of course, if Saddam's minions told him the truth, they and their families would die hideously; whereas our bureaucratics faced possibly not getting that next promotion quite soon enough.
So, this is situation was brought about by arrogance enabled by mass cowardice. I can only wonder what the heroes of Valley Forge and Gettysburg would have had to say to that.
Posted by: Brown Line at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (zcbZo)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (v+fx/)
Jobs report
Economic report
State of the Union Address
It's all the same.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (FCAbp)
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=jury
...though I wonder.
Posted by: Not Real Donald Trump at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (dciA+)
Not realizing that they're making the case for being more cautious with immigration.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:18 PM (39g3+)
Beside the fact that the Indians, themselves, came over in three waves, with each one beating the crap out of the ones here before them and moving on. The only thing that kept any of the Indians peaceful was the fact that the land was sparsely populated and they only traveled on foot. But most times when they were around one another ... fighting ensued. The Europeans were just much better at it.
It's like the Hawaiians crying about the European takeover. The Hawaiians had just finished the bloodiest war in their history as the islands all finally fell under one king .. and then the Europeans came and beat them like red-headed step-children.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 04:16 PM (v+fx/)
---------------
And a tiny voice that goes "beep beep beep".
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (Fmupd)
Sadly, they will all get performance bonuses, and blanket pardons if necessary!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (ftVQq)
These FUCKS have to politicize everything....I fuckin hate them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (0B5sv)
Posted by: Not Real Donald Trump at November 23, 2015 04:25 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at November 23, 2015 04:25 PM (8CdUx)
I saw it once when they did the artificial insemination.
Posted by: Tom Cruise at November 23, 2015 04:25 PM (39g3+)
11/23/15: 25% Right / 67% Wrong / Poster in landfill
11/22/14: 25% Right / 67% Wrong / Poster on my daughter's wall
11/21/13: 25% Right / 67% Wrong / Singing along to "Story of My Life"
Something about Thanksgiving week really makes (intelligent) people realize how WATF we are.
Sorry, when I was in the AF in the last decade, there was just too high a ratio of Chelsea crapweasels for me to make a difference.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 23, 2015 04:25 PM (hqZPQ)
Make the state media talk about it.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (X7E8f)
This is something I want to hear the say about two weeks before the election. Watch everyone squirm. Especially the GOPe.
Posted by: rd at November 23, 2015 04:25 PM (vpAta)
Posted by: despair at November 23, 2015 04:25 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:26 PM (hLRSq)
The IG will be fired. That's how its done in Obama-world.
Posted by: MT
"That's dead on balls accurate!"
Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at November 23, 2015 04:26 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (Fmupd)
Should there be one on Moslems??? no...
Should there be one on all IMMIGRANTS, legal and ILLEGAL??? with country of origin with a field for religion on the record???
HELL YES....
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 23, 2015 04:26 PM (qh617)
And then Ice-Pick and his boys kicked his ass and took over his Club.
Posted by: Garrett at November 23, 2015 04:26 PM (0B5sv)
Slavery was practiced among Indians.
[edited: I typoed Commanche as Cherokee. Sorry, Cherokees.)
Posted by: Not Real Donald Trump at November 23, 2015 04:26 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 23, 2015 04:26 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:27 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (NeFrd)
they tax you for that in maryland, dont you know.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:27 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: James Van Der Beek at November 23, 2015 04:27 PM (39g3+)
>>>Paris healing: U2 sets dates, Cameron comes calling
That should fix it
>>>Palestinian teen girls mistake 70-year-old Palestinian man for an Israeli, stab him with scissors
Funny. It's like how the left devours itself. They are so filled with bile, they need to attack something even if they are surrounded by people sympathetic to their cause.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 04:27 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Not Real Donald Trump at November 23, 2015 04:28 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 23, 2015 04:28 PM (uhftQ)
Proportionate response carried to the point of insanity!
Makes you appreciate Bush's term "illegal combatant" as a term of art!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 04:28 PM (ftVQq)
Duh!
sorry Cherokees -- just your name begins with a c, too!
Posted by: Not Real Donald Trump at November 23, 2015 04:28 PM (dciA+)
*****
If your shillelagh lasts longer than 4 hours call your doctor.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 04:28 PM (NeFrd)
Jerry
N***
I've heard it all three ways.
But truth be told, the first two terms usually referred to a very temporary, short term repair, using what was available in order to get to long term repairs/replacement.
The third would usually be used in a derogatory fashion to indicate some form of long term but half ass repair or modification.
Sort of like those photos of automobiles with a home window air conditioner duct taped into the right rear window, and a Harbor Freight portable generator tied down to the hoveround carrier on the back of the car with an extension cord to power the home a/c unit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 04:29 PM (ptqRm)
You mean I don't have to sleep under a stinky fur on the dirt and starve all winter? Sign me the hell up!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 04:29 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: despair at November 23, 2015 04:25 PM (VrdxH)
Especially if a Republican President is elected!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 04:29 PM (ftVQq)
True but inconvenient to the narrative.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:29 PM (rjtGa)
Steady as she goes....
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 23, 2015 04:29 PM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Garrett at November 23, 2015 04:29 PM (0B5sv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 23, 2015 04:30 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 04:30 PM (FCAbp)
I think that it would only be fair to wait for McConnell to comment on this...
so he can remind us that impeachment is off the table.
The least we can do.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 23, 2015 04:30 PM (BZAd3)
Funny. It's like how the left devours itself. They are so filled with bile, they need to attack something even if they are surrounded by people sympathetic to their cause.
Stone them! How dare those two pieces of meat wage jihad without male members of their families present!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 04:30 PM (hQt/L)
Posted by: Not Real Donald Trump at November 23, 2015 04:24 PM (dciA+)
we shall never know...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pj at November 23, 2015 04:31 PM (Dt53G)
===
BS it comes from "Jewry Rigged" and refers to the Elders of Zion rigging everything
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 04:31 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Not Real Donald Trump at November 23, 2015 04:31 PM (dciA+)
****
Erin go boing!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 04:31 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 23, 2015 04:31 PM (7feDS)
And then Ice-Pick and his boys kicked his ass and took over his Club.
Posted by: Garrett at November 23, 2015 04:26 PM (0B5sv)
---------------
Damn Hawaiian kings were never worth a shit anyway.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 04:32 PM (Fmupd)
So, what did 2xbUR do this time? The other day he was very aggressive and nuts. Someone thought he might have been drunk.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 04:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Except for one thing, ISIS won't stop and the narrative of a feckless crapweasel of a President will continue with it.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 04:33 PM (oiNtH)
But now he's got her Herpes or they're sharing.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:33 PM (rjtGa)
If they had a surplus of slaves, well it was potluck time!
When you ate a few.
There's no doubt the Natives got screwed over by European invaders. Just like they screwed over the previous natives before them. And the ones before them. And so on.
That doesn't excuse the behavior of white people toward the tribes in America. It just reduces the complaints and screaming of activists to null value and significance.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 04:33 PM (iQIUe)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:33 PM (AkOaV)
Make the state media talk about it.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 23, 2015 04:17 PM (X7E8f)
--------------------------
I'd love for something like that, but then the MSM will go non-stop "partisan witch hunt".
At this point the Democrat Party is the most successful criminal organization in history. By infiltrating and controlling the media they basically buy themselves immunity from prosecution.
The only way to defeat it (outside of a bloody revolution) is for a President Trump to say f*** it and go nuclear for four years, regardless of any political outcome.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 23, 2015 04:33 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: pointsnfigures at November 23, 2015 04:34 PM (hSpC/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:34 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: despair at November 23, 2015 04:25 PM (VrdxH)
Especially if a Republican President is elected!
===
I meant Obama's impeachment.
Posted by: despair at November 23, 2015 04:34 PM (VrdxH)
Starts with "A" and rhymes with procrastination.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:34 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 23, 2015 04:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:34 PM (rjtGa)
acrastination?
Isn't that some kind of crab?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:35 PM (AkOaV)
To bad I like her..I hope it's not her health
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 04:35 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:35 PM (rjtGa)
we should burn aborted babies for heating fuel!
http://tinyurl.com/op35b7e
Yes, the story about sending babies to Oregon to burn them for energy is true.
This is why I say we deserve what we have coming and are getting now.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:36 PM (39g3+)
No wonder the Queen won't turn over the throne to that idiot.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 04:36 PM (oiNtH)
Someone thought he might have been drunk.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 04:33 PM (iQIUe)
A member of Teh Horde drunk-commenting and getting themselves banned? Inconceivable!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:36 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: PBJ1515 at November 23, 2015 04:36 PM (yx92P)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:37 PM (rjtGa)
This is why I say we deserve what we have coming and are getting now.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:36 PM (39g3+)
Not to be...
Well, I'll just say it.
The human body is, what, 80% water?
I can't imagine humans are a good source of heating fuel.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:37 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:37 PM (rjtGa)
ceay annbayed someone and now all the numbers are stupid.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Kreplach
something about blowing up the black stone of mecca with a salted bomb device. at least that's how I read it.
Posted by: x at November 23, 2015 04:38 PM (57fhp)
Thank You For Smoking?
That was pretty funny, though there were a bunch of "moderate" cringe-worthy moments scattered throughout. Overall, though, pretty good. It was from that douchebag that Buckley birthed, I think.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 04:38 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 04:38 PM (ptqRm)
That's a very focused effect of climate change to cause a single war in one limited locale.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 04:38 PM (hLRSq)
====
Saddam would at least have the guy escorted out first.
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 04:38 PM (3ZtZW)
Once again people, the Left mostly, are inflicted with Presentism. Looking at historic events based on today's morals and standards.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 04:38 PM (FCAbp)
"The human body is, what, 80% water? "
You talking bout Michael Moore?
That ain't water.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 04:38 PM (ptqRm)
Dollar-store Crisco.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:39 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:39 PM (AkOaV)
She's probably sick to death of the 2 doofuses sitting on either side of her. Before I cut the cable entirely, I had switched over to Morning Joe. Finally had it with Brian Kilmeade's buffoonery after the infamous "Next time, take the stairs" comment re: Ray Rice that provided the Left with weeks worth of attacks on FNC (in that case, valid attacks, for once.).
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 23, 2015 04:39 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:39 PM (iIzG7)
Native Americans? Like the ones who came from Siberia over the Bering Straits?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:34 PM (gwpf+)
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You mean the Native American nomads that would choose a place to set their tepees, use up all the resources of that area and then move on? Do you mean THOSE native Americans?
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 04:40 PM (Fmupd)
Just like they screwed over the previous natives before them. And the
ones before them. And so on.<<<
They're lucky we didn't really want to settle here.
Posted by: the Vikings at November 23, 2015 04:40 PM (REdlt)
No wonder the Queen won't turn over the throne to that idiot.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 04:36 PM (oiNtH)
His (?) kids seemed to turn out O.K.
Posted by: rd at November 23, 2015 04:40 PM (vpAta)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 23, 2015 04:40 PM (Sda6L)
Well, I'll just say it.
The human body is, what, 80% water?
I can't imagine humans are a good source of heating fuel.
Make 'em into jerky first.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 04:40 PM (hQt/L)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:39 PM (39g3+)
I just don't see that. i mean maybe after the body has been exsanguinated and left in a pyramid for a few years to dry out in the desert.
:shrug:
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (AkOaV)
Looking at historic events based on today's morals and standards.>>>
Only if they can blame whitey. Since plenty of barbarism is allowed in their world view.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: H Badger at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 23, 2015 04:39 PM (HMt16)
Kilmeade is a solid conservative and I got no problem with him.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (hQt/L)
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (oiNtH)
Why? I bet she made a fortune
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 04:42 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:42 PM (39g3+)
FNC == Rupert Murdoch.
A guy with a long history of slanting his media properties' coverage to favor candidates with whom he is close. Who started off as a Jeb Bush backer and has since switched to Marco Woobie-O since Jeb wasn't panning out.
Don't expect for Trump to ever get a fair shake from Fox.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 04:43 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (oiNtH)
Actually, she started on Survivor.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 04:43 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2015 04:44 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:42 PM (39g3+)
I think that is easier said then done?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 04:44 PM (gf8BH)
Harry is the quintessential Moron.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 04:44 PM (hQt/L)
Posted by: Goober Ohblahblah, hurp a durpin at the magic box.. at November 23, 2015 04:44 PM (24c3y)
One of the displays is of a burial of one of the Indian chiefs, with all his lucky wives being choked to death to send them to the afterlife with him.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 23, 2015 04:44 PM (LXJ1e)
Obama could shoot Ted Cruz in the face at the State of the Union and he would not be impeached
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Saddam would at least have the guy escorted out first.
Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 04:38 PM (3ZtZW)
Remember the video of when Saddam first came to power? He convened a meeting of the legislature and ran down the roster.
Achmed Hussein
*dramatic pause*
........is loyal, and we embrace him.
*Achmed wipe brow in relief*
Mohammed Salim
*dramatic pause*
........is a Jew-loving traitor.
*Secret police thugs grab Salim and frogmarch him out the nearest exit. Muted sound of gunshots*
Rashad Ayla.......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:45 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 23, 2015 04:45 PM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 23, 2015 04:45 PM (VAsIq)
You got the Trump whine down pretty good.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 04:45 PM (FCAbp)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 23, 2015 04:44 PM (LXJ1e)
Choked to death? That's barbaric.
Posted by: Indian (with a dot) by the funeral pyre at November 23, 2015 04:46 PM (zc3Db)
Don't put it past Queen Elizabeth to, as her last official act, to abdicate the throne in favor of her grandson. I have it on good authority that she's clung to life this long solely to keep Charles out of the throne, and at this rate, she may outlive him just out of spite.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:46 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:46 PM (rjtGa)
I doubt they'd face much resistance, to be honest. Who wants that jackass representing England? He doesn't have a shred of respectability or dignity left. I suspect he's cut loose with being a complete waste of space precisely because mom said "you will never be king."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:46 PM (39g3+)
change. So war raging for centuries across the ME was due to climate
change? No wonder the Queen won't turn over the throne to that idiot."
There are back-stairs rumors in the UK to the effect that Liz, who is an actual committed Christian and who takes her role as "Defender of the Faith" seriously, has serious doubts about Chuck, who is not big on Christian observance and who has repeatedly voiced all sorts of pro-Muslim sentiments.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 04:46 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:42 PM (39g3+)
They used to be more direct in the olde dayf.
"Will no one rid me of this troublesome son?"
Posted by: rd at November 23, 2015 04:46 PM (vpAta)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 23, 2015 04:39 PM (HMt16)
Kilmeade is a solid conservative and I got no problem with him.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 04:41 PM (gf8BH)
You must not hear his radio show. He's the reason I said Fox News has a warehouse full of jergens and Kleenex for when Jeb wins the nomination.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 23, 2015 04:47 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Laws and Constitutions can be gotten around.
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at November 23, 2015 04:47 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: eleven
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It's way higher on dollar drafts night.
Posted by: Roy at November 23, 2015 04:47 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: eleven
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It's way higher on dollar drafts night.
Posted by: Roy at November 23, 2015 04:47 PM (VndSC)
Yeah, I'd say I'm at at least 8% pee right now -- and that's just from coffee.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 04:48 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: R. Kelly at November 23, 2015 04:49 PM (VAsIq)
They do, however, believe anything that comes out of Preznint Barky's lying little shitweasel mouth. Same with Billary.
Posted by: Hank at November 23, 2015 04:49 PM (IkSOf)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 04:50 PM (iQIUe)
But I agree. She would definitely skip over her retarded son in favor of her grandson if there was a way. And this act would probably save the Monarchy.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 23, 2015 04:50 PM (7feDS)
Posted by: VIA, 2A supporter at November 23, 2015 04:50 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 04:50 PM (iQIUe)
Aisle or alley?
Not that it makes a difference, I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)
Native Americans? Like the ones who came from Siberia over the Bering Straits?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:34 PM (gwpf+)
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You mean the Native American nomads that would choose a place to set their tepees, use up all the resources of that area and then move on? Do you mean THOSE native Americans?
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 04:40 PM (Fmupd)
Yeah, those guys.
Actually, it wasn't the depleted resources as much as the fact that they would shit outside the teepee, dumping offal and garbage all over the campsite. When it got too filthy, they'd move to a new campsite and start all over again.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:50 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2015 04:51 PM (KSdzX)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:51 PM (iIzG7)
Then you could drink a gallon of vinegar.
Annd we all know what that means.
Projectile vomiting.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:51 PM (rjtGa)
Midwesterner/ Great Lakes resident here.
Jerry rigged and more colorfully, "African American" rigged is pretty common here.
We also have lots of really colorful names to describe nationalities.
If you know what I mean and I think you do.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at November 23, 2015 04:51 PM (9JJgN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:50 PM (gwpf+)
kind of like occupy wall street.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:51 PM (AkOaV)
Impeachable? I would say that telling the intelligence analysts to shut up shows knowledge aforethought about dangers to the republic and the people.
And that would be T R E A S O N. As in firing squad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 23, 2015 04:52 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:52 PM (39g3+)
Actually, it wasn't the depleted resources as much as the fact that they would shit outside the teepee, dumping offal and garbage all over the campsite. When it got too filthy, they'd move to a new campsite and start all over again.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:50 PM (gwpf+)
kind of like occupy wall street.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:51 PM (AkOaV)
Fucking white college students culturally appropriating Native American culture. Heartless, racist bastards.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 04:53 PM (gwpf+)
Interesting. You'd think it'd be the southerners who originated that phrase, not us yanks but -- anyways. we got warned upthread about using that phrase by the way.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:53 PM (AkOaV)
Coupled to the prior history of Bush the Lesser Still ignoring intelligence reports, Bill Clinton ignoring intelligence reports, and Bush the Lesser ignoring intelligence reports.
Near as I can figure, the last President we had who actually consistently taken the time to pay attention to what the intelligence community were telling him was... Ronald Reagan.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 04:53 PM (noWW6)
Naw, when things got too filthy for Occupy Wall Street, they just went back to mommy's basement in the suburbs.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:53 PM (iIzG7)
He's more a (barely) closeted communist. Raised by anti-America commies, Jarrett and him were united by card carrying commies, her dad and his mentor, in Chicago.
"Funny" that the commies also got Mandela elected president by similar tactics. Mandela after his death, was proven to be a member of the commie party. He became president (despite his years as a violent murderous commie) by pretending to be a uniter, fighting the racist whites. And the left in America accepted him as a hero. Now the place is dangerous for whites, and we lost influence. They made it all about race ... in the ME (and on campuses) it's all about the Jews. But same basic tactic.
south-african-communist-party-admits-mandela-s-leadership-role
http://tinyurl.com/lc3mnpa
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 23, 2015 04:53 PM (Nc0+l)
Ironically, culturing yeast was about their greatest contribution to mank ind.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:53 PM (rjtGa)
I hope not. As Charles III he could have some really cool royal nicknames...
Charles III "Coochblocker"
"Dammer of the Spots"
And of course, "Horsefucker"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2015 04:53 PM (8ZskC)
William has made some bone headed comments about the environment, too. I assume he got it from his dad. He and his wife and charles think healthy natural environmentally safe is the way to go ignoring the fact that to the average citizen makes it cost prohibitive. And if it doesnt involve breasts, Harry isnt interested. And no, Charles can not be skipped over.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 04:53 PM (iQIUe)
Except that most of the tribe had actual jobs.
And could fight.
And didn't recycle
Posted by: VIA, 2A supporter at November 23, 2015 04:54 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
I believe you meant "kind of like the Tea Party"
Posted by: Washington Post Fact Checkers at November 23, 2015 04:54 PM (VAsIq)
As long as they didn't leave it in a back near the stairs...
Posted by: safe space cadets at November 23, 2015 04:54 PM (REdlt)
Egyptians drank a lot of beer and fucked a lot. That is what they were good at.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 04:50 PM (iQIUe)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 23, 2015 04:54 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:53 PM (rjtGa)
and then the white man appropriated their cultured yeast.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:54 PM (AkOaV)
Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced on Monday afternoon that she will be stepping down from her role as a co host of Fox News Fox Friends
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs
Her fake rack wished Elisabeth well on her future projects, but announced they are staying with the show.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 23, 2015 04:54 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: safe space cadets at November 23, 2015 04:54 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:54 PM (AkOaV)
Inshalla.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 23, 2015 04:55 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: rd at November 23, 2015 04:55 PM (vpAta)
Now it's "Presidential Solution".
'Bout covers it, there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2015 04:56 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 23, 2015 04:56 PM (iIzG7)
I hope not. As Charles III he could have some really cool royal nicknames...
Posted by: Cicero
He'll always be "Bonnee Prince Tampon" to me.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 23, 2015 04:56 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 23, 2015 04:56 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Prince Fredo Charles at November 23, 2015 04:56 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 04:57 PM (FCAbp)
The Bill of Rights 1689 and the Act of Settlement 1701, both of them as amended in March 2015, restrict the succession to the legitimate Protestant descendants of Sophia, Electress of Hanover that are in "communion with the Church of England" (while marrying to Roman Catholics no longer disqualifies). Protestant descendants of those excluded for being Catholics are eligible to succeed.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 04:57 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 04:57 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 04:52 PM (39g3+)
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There are a lot of old indian garbage dumps in areas around my home town. Used to go arrowhead hunting along the streams and creeks that they were always next to.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 04:57 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: johnd01 at November 23, 2015 04:58 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 04:10 PM (493sH)
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Yep.
The leftist MSM sets the agenda and the narrative.
It is what it is.
That is why people who talk about impeaching the One ---or electing the Donald, for that matter--- might as well talk about swimming to the moon.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 23, 2015 04:58 PM (T/5A0)
Gotta believe at least some Tribes knew enough to dig trench.
Even animals know not to shit where they eat. Give them some credit for fucks sake.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 04:58 PM (rjtGa)
nood, racist white woman.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 04:56 PM (AkOaV)-
Yeah I just posted.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 04:58 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 04:59 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 05:00 PM (iQIUe)
Climate change is what we need to be focusing on. Not a few terrorists that aren't even Islamic.
Posted by: Hank at November 23, 2015 05:00 PM (IkSOf)
There's a pattern here. Key data like the unemployment rate and GDP growth have been manipulated for years. Along with "Al Queda's gone", this reached a crescendo in the run up to the 2012 election
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 23, 2015 05:02 PM (Phx4E)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 23, 2015 05:07 PM (IWLe1)
Which was indisputably within his power to do, but which the left swore was politically motivated and supposedly actionable in some way?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 23, 2015 05:07 PM (QVfCp)
Posted by: Benny F. Woodall Sr at November 23, 2015 05:14 PM (sa+Qe)
Posted by: Lou at November 23, 2015 05:20 PM (Do1XW)
Posted by: eureka! not liking these times at November 23, 2015 06:00 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Nuno Binez at November 23, 2015 06:00 PM (RWX0e)
Posted by: Carol at November 23, 2015 06:05 PM (sj3Ax)
Around here (N IL) the old expression is "I farmered it up". Wonder if anyone else has heard that one.
Posted by: Farmer at November 23, 2015 06:12 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Grinch at November 23, 2015 06:42 PM (BV2Ir)
Posted by: The Next First Zek at November 23, 2015 07:18 PM (ybzJi)
"Like the WMD's in Iraq that Bush claimed were there."
Actually, in Saddam's "final opportunity to comply" (UNSCR 1441), UNMOVIC confirmed Iraq's "continued violations of its obligations" (UNSCR 1441) with "about 100 unresolved disarmament issues" in March 2003, which triggered OIF.
Then the Iraq Survey Group corroborated Iraq was in material breach of UNSCR 687 with the finding of "hundreds of cases, based on both documents, physical evidence and the testimony of Iraqis, of activities that were prohibited under the initial U.N. Resolution 687 and that should have been reported under 1441, with Iraqi testimony that not only did they not tell the U.N. about this, they were instructed not to do it and they hid material" (Kay, 28JAN04).
Posted by: Eric at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (7ByGY)
Posted by: Scottythrust at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (h3p1R)
That was a false accusation to begin with.
In 2005, the bipartisan Silberman-Robb WMD Commission, while sharply critical of the pre-war intelligence, "found no indication that the Intelligence Community distorted the evidence regarding Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. What the intelligence professionals told [the President] about Saddam Hussein's programs was what they believed."
Then in 2008, a Democrat-slanted Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, although overtly partisan, analyzed pre-war statements by Bush administration officials and concluded they were largely "substantiated by intelligence", and found no manipulated intelligence nor political pressure placed on intelligence analysts.
Posted by: Eric at November 23, 2015 07:44 PM (7ByGY)
Posted by: diogenes at November 23, 2015 08:58 PM (6sjBD)
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