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George Inness, "The Monk" (1873)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:01 AM




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1 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 09:02 AM (ptqRm)

2 Holy shit, that's Obi Wan.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 23, 2015 09:03 AM (oVJmc)

3 At least it's not North Dakota...

Posted by: HH at November 23, 2015 09:03 AM (DrCtv)

4 Gandalf the White's vacation photos.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 23, 2015 09:03 AM (oVJmc)

5 In before that guy that always says "Fuck the GOP."

Wut?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 23, 2015 09:04 AM (u5gzz)

6 Acacia trees. What's a monk doing on the plains of the serengeti? A monk in western clothes. I can't see what's in the shadows because of this crappy monitor.

Posted by: THDeering at November 23, 2015 09:05 AM (BTDN/)

7 Acacia trees?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 09:06 AM (8HTq1)

8 This proves that the KKK is still more of a threat than ISIL.

Posted by: President Obama at November 23, 2015 09:06 AM (LYCUN)

9 monk?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 23, 2015 09:06 AM (0O7c5)

10 Those trees are for some reason vaguely reminiscent of mushroom clouds.

Posted by: Vlad the Pootinizer at November 23, 2015 09:06 AM (u5gzz)

11 Acacia trees?

===

Where bubblegum comes from. You stick in a tap and hang a bucket.

Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 09:06 AM (3ZtZW)

12 Maybe some morning the folks would like to see a nice painting of a Pink Bunkadoo forest instead of these boring normal trees?

You treeist bastard.

Posted by: Og at November 23, 2015 09:08 AM (XNRyD)

13 I'm wondering how many calls to Animal control it will take before they do something about my neighbor's neglected dog that barks at night.


Last night it woke me up at 12:45 and barked nonstop (not an exaggeration ) until 3:30. Considering I get up for work around 4:45, I am not a happy camper today.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at November 23, 2015 09:08 AM (eDmrZ)

14
All this fear/anger is giving into the terrorists BS -- after 9/11, it was the celebs who were scared to death.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:08 AM (iQIUe)

15 what a shittah tree!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 23, 2015 09:10 AM (0O7c5)

16 "Where bubblegum comes from. You stick in a tap and hang a bucket."

How can you tell which tree has what flavor?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 09:11 AM (ptqRm)

17
This guy has a lot of nice paintings:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Inness

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:11 AM (iQIUe)

18 Last night it woke me up at 12:45 and barked nonstop
(not an exaggeration ) until 3:30. Considering I get up for work
around 4:45, I am not a happy camper today.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at November 23, 2015 09:08 AM (eDmrZ)

oh man.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 23, 2015 09:11 AM (0O7c5)

19 The burning pile of dead orcs are on the other side of the trees on the right.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 23, 2015 09:12 AM (ppaKI)

20 Mornin' Horde. Been taking notes on the suggestions for FenelonSpoke's squirrel problem, as Casa Cavil appears to be dealing with a treerat infestation as well. Not looking forward to getting that dealt with.

Also, the space heater in my office may be seeing some use this morning. Brrr!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 09:12 AM (9krrF)

21 Terrorists blew up power transmission towers into Crimea.

Or, as the NYT calls them, "saboteurs."

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 09:12 AM (2Ocf1)

22 Those trees remind me of when my cankles were still new and short.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 23, 2015 09:12 AM (Vc71n)

23 Kind of yellowish.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 09:12 AM (hLRSq)

24 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at November 23, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)

25 I found Waldo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at November 23, 2015 09:13 AM (kff5f)

26 How can you tell which tree has what flavor?

===

That comes after. You can actually flavor it any way you want, but beer bubblegum never caught on. Filet Mignon bubblegum is tres populaire in France.

Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 09:13 AM (3ZtZW)

27 (Okay, had to do that. Unfortunately, it now time for me to start working-at-work.)

Later, Horde. Don't be strangers.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at November 23, 2015 09:13 AM (kff5f)

28 China's anti-terrorist troops now operating outside of China.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 09:13 AM (2Ocf1)

29 So is Obama's Blame America Tour '15 wrapping up its Asia stops?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 23, 2015 09:13 AM (ppaKI)

30 >>>This guy has a lot of nice paintings

I'm putting up another tomorrow, "In The Berkshires."

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 23, 2015 09:13 AM (Iyg03)

31 Invite the dog to spend the night. I'm sure he would love a warm bed and company. Seriously. I've done it several times and the pups love it. You get a good nights sleep, too and a warm furry body to cuddle. You can even pretend it's....Ace.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:14 AM (iQIUe)

32 That's not a monk, that's a Klan member heading home after Trump's latest rally.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at November 23, 2015 09:14 AM (eDmrZ)

33 If you refuse to face reality, the terrorists have won.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 09:15 AM (hLRSq)

34 "You can even pretend it's....Ace."

Big spoon, or little spoon?

That's just ....wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 09:16 AM (ptqRm)

35 Invite the dog to spend the night. I'm sure he would love a warm bed and company. Seriously. I've done it several times and the pups love it. You get a good nights sleep, too and a warm furry body to cuddle. You can even pretend it's....Ace.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:14 AM (iQIUe)
---------------------------

The only way that happens is if I steal him from this asshole's yard. And I'd never give him back. But I need another dog like a hole in the head, especially as huge as this one.

It's not the dog's fault. I'm sure it's bored and lonely. It's left outside all the time and is malnourished and dehydrated.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at November 23, 2015 09:17 AM (eDmrZ)

36 The more I think about it the more I think Britain effed up back in the Crimean War and ought to have let Russia pound the crap out of the Ottomans back then.

Posted by: Bigby's Turkey Wings at November 23, 2015 09:17 AM (3ZtZW)

37 I'm mostly only confused when the question might be incriminating, it it my fault that just about any question could be incriminating?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 23, 2015 09:18 AM (Vc71n)

38 Siyo nqoba
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE[.b]

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)

40 President Chip Diller.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 23, 2015 09:19 AM (oVJmc)

41 *phew

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)

42 You get a good nights sleep, too and a warm furry body to cuddle. You can even pretend it's....Ace.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


Not that there's anything right with that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 09:19 AM (FkBIv)

43 Acacia trees. What's a monk doing on the plains of the serengeti? A monk in western clothes.

Christian monastaries do exist in Africa. Some of the oldest still occupied there. Though how much longer that lasts with Islam on the march again is anyone's guess.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 09:20 AM (9krrF)

44 Visiting Tehran, Putin begins transfer of S-300
Russia has begun supplying long-range S-300 surface-to-air missile system to Iran, president announces during Tehran visit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 09:20 AM (gf8BH)

45 I see the MSM are going to the mattresses to disabuse anyone thinking that Muslims in America were cheering as the towers fell.

I also see some of the charter members of the Conservstive commentariate industrial complex are getting in on the action as well.


As Charlie Gibson once said, "Benghazi? Never heard of it!"

Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2015 09:20 AM (6M6uH)

46 Alternate Title: Robert Byrd out for a stroll.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 23, 2015 09:20 AM (XtAzU)

47 First thing that went through my head was the opening song to The Lion King.

BAYAAAAA BAWEMBAAAA
BATTABOOMBADDABA

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 09:20 AM (kpqmD)

48 Thelonious?

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at November 23, 2015 09:21 AM (SCcgT)

49 It's not the dog's fault. I'm sure it's bored and lonely. It's left outside all the time and is malnourished and dehydrated.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at November 23, 2015 09:17 AM (eDmrZ)

===========
Why dont you call one of these animal rescue/advocacy places? They may have helpful advice or clout.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:21 AM (iQIUe)

50 A Facebook page for a UC Berkeley White Student Union was created Saturday, causing campus community members to voice their concerns, especially on social media.

According to the group's mission statement, the White Student Union was founded to 'unapologetically provide a safe space for white students to air their true feelings' about the 'challenges European-American students on college campuses face.'

----

This should be fun

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)

51 I found AllenG!

(Another anxiety laid to rest, yay!)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 09:21 AM (9krrF)

52 Obama flaps his purple lips some more.

http://tinyurl.com/ozw5wuc

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 09:21 AM (8HTq1)

53 A Facebook page for a UC Berkeley White Student Union was created Saturday, causing campus community members to voice their concerns, especially on social media.

Should have named it the Teleological Refuge of Occidental Leaning Learners.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 09:23 AM (9krrF)

54 According to the group's mission statement, the White Student Union was founded to 'unapologetically provide a safe space for white students to air their true feelings' about the 'challenges European-American students on college campuses face.'

Like, say, being terrorized by a bunch of assholes-of-color while trying to study in the library?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 09:23 AM (kpqmD)

55 Mornin' Horde. Been taking notes on the suggestions for FenelonSpoke's squirrel problem, as Casa Cavil appears to be dealing with a treerat infestation as well. Not looking forward to getting that dealt with.


Couple of suggestions from a retired wildlife rehabber?
Make nfl ref flags out of old handkerchiefs with sand. Tie long string to them to facilitate retrieval. Pour ammonia in the ball end. Toss numerous "flags" around attic.
Put a light up in attic or, if one is there, turn it on and leave it.
Put a radio up in attic and turn on. Anything to simulate human activity. Momma squirrels keep 3 or 4 nests in case one is compromised.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 09:24 AM (hQt/L)

56 Not saying that holiday sales are low, but this time last year, a certain delivery service was using their temporary helpers on the trucks to the max.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 09:25 AM (ptqRm)

57 Bad haircuts require
Changes in monkish fashion
Haberdashery!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 09:25 AM (NeFrd)

58 Poorly trimmed treetops
Need a topiary fix
Edward Scissorhands

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 09:25 AM (NeFrd)

59 "A Facebook page for a UC Berkeley White Student Union was created Saturday, causing campus community members to voice their concerns, especially on social media."

*squirt*

Posted by: Morris Dees, Relaxing with a Cigarette at November 23, 2015 09:25 AM (u5gzz)

60 @50

That group is going to be infiltrated by the FBI faster than you can say kangaroo.

I think 99pct of the KKK are actually under cover FBI agents.

You probably have FBI agents chomping at the bit to infiltrate this group, much like that have mastebatory fantasies about catching the next Timothy McVeigh.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2015 09:26 AM (6M6uH)

61 First thing that went through my head was the opening song to The Lion King.

BAYAAAAA BAWEMBAAAA
BATTABOOMBADDABA



Fucker. Thank you for that earworm.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 09:26 AM (hQt/L)

62 C'mon, guys. Let's give doing nothing some more time. It's been doing wonders for my career...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 23, 2015 09:26 AM (w/iDp)

63 Looks like he pilgrimated to Africa.

Posted by: Arborist Bob Ross at November 23, 2015 09:27 AM (DL2i+)

64 A little background music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9aX7bcBPfA

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 23, 2015 09:27 AM (xq1UY)

65 Acacia trees. What's a monk doing on the plains of the serengeti?

My first thought was "that monk's gonna get et by a lion".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:27 AM (1xUj/)

66 George sure painted a slew of landscapes. damn! Looks as though he only had one "focal length" (because I don't what else to call it ... maybe perspective is the right word). Almost all of the people and animals in his scenes seem to be the same scale as the monk. Nice work, George. Good formula.

Posted by: goon at November 23, 2015 09:28 AM (gy5kE)

67 Remember, Africa is only the planet's largest golf course... but you still have to go to Washington DC, USA to find the 19th hole.

Posted by: Og at November 23, 2015 09:28 AM (XNRyD)

68 56 Not saying that holiday sales are low, but this time last year, a certain delivery service was using their temporary helpers on the trucks to the max.




FedUp is using rented Budget trucks here because the don't have enough trucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 09:28 AM (hQt/L)

69 *phew
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 09:19 AM


The Barrel is patient. We will meet again.

Posted by: Barrel at November 23, 2015 09:29 AM (hUsmk)

70 You probably have FBI agents chomping at the bit to infiltrate this group,>>>

Well it would likely be the safest group to go undercover in.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 23, 2015 09:29 AM (XtAzU)

71 This should be fun

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)


The one thing that the grim, pursed-lipped, progressive puritans cannot take is mockery. I am glad to see that it is starting up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 09:29 AM (hLRSq)

72 Terrorists blew up power transmission towers into Crimea.



Or, as the NYT calls them, "saboteurs."


Would you take Ukrainian high wire enthusiasts for a dollar.

Posted by: Maxwell callback sock at November 23, 2015 09:30 AM (DL2i+)

73 In case you get tired of people acting as though good Muslims, even if there are many of them, cancel out the very real threat of radical Islamic terrorism, point to the Rwandan Genocide.

In 1990, Rwanda had a population of 7.2 million. The country has roughly 84% Hutus, which comes out to about 6 million. The rest were Tutsis, with a small and insignificant amount of a third ethnic group known as Twa.

Now, the genocide was carried out primarily by the Interahamwe militia, with a reported strength at that time of 100,000. This means that approximately 1% of Rwandan Hutus murdered 800,000 Tutsis (and moderate Hutus) in 100 days.

There were plenty of good Hutus in the country. Paul Rusesagabina of Hotel Rwanda fame comes to mind. Like I mentioned before, Hutus who didn't want to murder their Tutsi countrymen were chopped into pieces as well. Looking at those numbers, even with some support for the Interahamwe amongst non-members, I'd say that the vast majority of Rwandan Hutus were good people!

Ultimately, it didn't mean a thing.

Posted by: planeman at November 23, 2015 09:31 AM (yOGKC)

74 61 First thing that went through my head was the opening song to The Lion King.

BAYAAAAA BAWEMBAAAA
BATTABOOMBADDABA



Fucker. Thank you for that earworm.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 09:26 AM (hQt/L)

Check #38 for proper lyrics

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)

75 In this case-

The sniper is an archer holding his bow by the string-


disguised as a tree trunk in the center left of the picture.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 23, 2015 09:32 AM (KUa85)

76 >>As Charlie Gibson once said, "Benghazi? Never heard of it!"

Or more recently, "Hillary's email? No big deal*"

*Praphrasing

Posted by: Lizzy at November 23, 2015 09:33 AM (NOIQH)

77 Thelonius?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 09:34 AM (KCQo0)

78 Check #38 for proper lyrics
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)


I was transcribing it phonetically.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 09:34 AM (kpqmD)

79 Fucker. Thank you for that earworm.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 09:26 AM (hQt/L)

Check #38 for proper lyrics
Posted by: RWC



Both of you!
Time to spool up youtube. Lol

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 09:34 AM (hQt/L)

80 Terrorists blew up power transmission towers into Crimea.



Or, as the NYT calls them, "saboteurs."



I doubt that it's terrorists in the pray towards Mecca sense.

One thing it could be is justification for Russia to get the land corridor it wants connecting its territory to Crimea.

It's about to be winter in Crimea and there ain't no electricity. Wouldn't want a humanitarian crisis.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:34 AM (1xUj/)

81
I can't see what's in the shadows because of this crappy monitor.

Posted by: THDeering at November 23, 2015 09:05 AM (BTDN/)







The sniper, of course.

Also, the kitteh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 09:35 AM (gwpf+)

82
I doubt these white student groups are real. Someone is just jerking SJW's chains. And it is funny to see the flip out.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

83 Don't worry my open borders policy will let in enough ISIS members-

to take care of this pesky wandering monk problem plaguing our nation.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at November 23, 2015 09:36 AM (KUa85)

84 Thelonius?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot



Monk?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 09:36 AM (hQt/L)

85 Can paintings of wandering KKK members be tolerated?

Posted by: Zombie Senator Byrd at November 23, 2015 09:36 AM (LISuA)

86 Israeli murdered in stabbing along Route 443

18year-old stabbed at gas station on Highway 443 fatally wounded; another lightly injured.


UN about to condemn ISRAEL for the violence and dead silence from the White House

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 09:36 AM (gf8BH)

87 Things that make you go hmmmmmm......

"Three of the guns stolen from a Massachusetts armory earlier this month
were found in a black garbage bag near Yankee Stadium in the Bronx on
Friday morning, "

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 23, 2015 09:36 AM (iONHu)

88 I doubt these white student groups are real. Someone is just jerking SJW's chains.




They aren't. It is.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 09:37 AM (hQt/L)

89 >>planeman

Someone here linked to a Brigitte Gabriel clip where she says the same thing, but spouts off about 6 different examples, while repeating "and the majority of the [Genrmans, etc] who didn't want that were irrelevant."

It was the best retort to "but most Muslims are peaceful" evah!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 23, 2015 09:37 AM (NOIQH)

90 The sniper, of course.

Also, the kitteh



The monk better hope the sniper is on his side. Serenghetti kittehs have appetites.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:37 AM (1xUj/)

91 82
I doubt these white student groups are real. Someone is just jerking SJW's chains. And it is funny to see the flip out.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

You're probably right. But if there's a single group that actually is the target of systematized harassment and oppression on college campuses, it would be straight white males.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 09:37 AM (kpqmD)

92 Huma should be over soon, it's time to sand and polish my cankles.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 23, 2015 09:37 AM (Vc71n)

93 Terrorists blew up power transmission towers into Crimea.



Or, as the NYT calls them, "saboteurs."

Would you take Ukrainian high wire enthusiasts for a dollar.
Posted by: Maxwell callback sock at November 23, 2015 09:30 AM (DL2i+)

-------------------------

Frankly, I'm not sure why terrorists don't make power transmission the primary target. Its practically undefended, could cause major panic, economic hardship and death. Do it during the middle of winter during a cold freeze and magnify the effect.

I think we should all be so glad they are so stupid.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 23, 2015 09:39 AM (LXJ1e)

94 Obumbles is the leading anti-midas in the world today. It really is unfreakin real.

Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 09:39 AM (LISuA)

95 Nice, rdb. Makes me think of nuclear clouds, but that's just me.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 09:41 AM (xU0ng)

96
Unfortunately, to charge fetal murder in Indiana, the baby has to be viable and the victim was only 12 weeks along.

I read, and I dont know if true, is that 2 of the thugs left with the atm card while one stayed behind to rape and kill her. That doesnt make sense.

One, why wd you trust your fellow assholes with the cash?
Two, tho they did this shit before, including rape, why murder this victim?
Three, why didnt the others rape her?

Did these thugs not realize with atm cameras, neighborhood cameras, and dna and with them already being in the system, that they would ever get away with it?

So, hope it's deathrow for all 3.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:41 AM (iQIUe)

97
That group is going to be infiltrated by the FBI faster than you can say kangaroo.

I think 99pct of the KKK are actually under cover FBI agents.

You probably have FBI agents chomping at the bit to infiltrate this group, much like that have mastebatory fantasies about catching the next Timothy McVeigh.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2015 09:26 AM (6M6uH)







Remember, the guy who first suggests going to guns or bombs is usually the undercover officer. And the guy who says he can supply the explosives is always Always ALWAYS FBI.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 09:41 AM (gwpf+)

98 96
Unfortunately, to charge fetal murder in Indiana, the baby has to be viable and the victim was only 12 weeks along.

I read, and I dont know if true, is that 2 of the thugs left with the atm card while one stayed behind to rape and kill her. That doesnt make sense.

One, why wd you trust your fellow assholes with the cash?
Two, tho they did this shit before, including rape, why murder this victim?
Three, why didnt the others rape her?

Did these thugs not realize with atm cameras, neighborhood cameras, and dna and with them already being in the system, that they would ever get away with it?

So, hope it's deathrow for all 3.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:41 AM (iQIUe)


-------------------------

Criminals aren't known for their smarts.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 23, 2015 09:42 AM (LXJ1e)

99 >>But if there's a single group that actually is the target of systematized harassment and oppression on college campuses, it would be straight white males.


College Republican organizations, automatically assumed to be all white males by tyrannical Lefties.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 23, 2015 09:43 AM (NOIQH)

100 By the way, on the Sunday Chris Wallace show, Rush Limbaugh was talking about the President shutting down Iraqi refugee admission to the country back in 2011. That was not racist. Shutting down the Syrian refugee program for the same reasons and the same length of time, though, is racist.

Rush went into greater length on his radio show and you all might be interested in the story:

http://bit.ly/1SeNbLP

Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 09:43 AM (LISuA)

101 When I visited Brussels in 92, I found the muslims obnoxious and threatening. With the Theo Van Gogh murder and the muzzies seeing a peace dove as provocation, the writing was o the wall.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:44 AM (iQIUe)

102 "Boudreau, I thought I told you to take that monk to the zoo!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 09:45 AM (pLwjI)

103 When I first read about the Crimean power lines being blowed up and saw a picture of it I thought that it was mighty careless of a near-island to have only one power line in.

Then I saw this: http://bit.ly/1IaKncQ

They had threee and they all got blowed up.

Someone wants Crimea dark and cold.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:45 AM (1xUj/)

104 ISIS Saudi Arabia Sentences Poet To Death For Renouncing Islam



Why exactly is Saudi Arabia our top ally and ISIS our mortal enemy?

Weasel Zippers

Because Saudi Arabia is excepting all the Muslim refugess....oh wait? Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 09:45 AM (gf8BH)

105 Here's an experiment for the intrepid journalists at Morning Joe.

Take Hillary's original email file including the Top Secret items. Email it to your mother. No. Email it to Blessed Clock Boy's mother. Maybe the Chinese and Russian Embassies too. The Iranian Home for Misplaced Goats.

Notify the FBI of what you did.

Watch how fast you end up in a jail cell.

See the difference when your name ain't "Clinton"?

Posted by: Og at November 23, 2015 09:46 AM (XNRyD)

106 Because Saudi Arabia is excepting all the Muslim refugess....oh wait? Never mind



Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 09:45 AM


A+ for Most Effective Use of a Typo on a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 09:48 AM (pLwjI)

107 That's what happens to trees when tractor trailers keep driving under them.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 23, 2015 09:51 AM (E6RIJ)

108 Did these thugs not realize with atm cameras, neighborhood cameras, and
dna and with them already being in the system, that they would ever get
away with it?


You're assuming a capacity for critical thinking.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 23, 2015 09:54 AM (tQeVh)

109 Why is Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi still breathing?

Why isn't the head of the CIA and the President talking about efforts to kill him? Deprive him of money? Deprive him of food? Deprive him of ammo and weapons?

Why is he still alive?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 09:55 AM (KCQo0)

110 why terrorists don't make power transmission

They get bonus points for murderous sociopathy not for effective war-making.

Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2015 09:58 AM (DL2i+)

111 I don't usually recommend stories from the New Yorker, but this one talking about life in Raqqa is really good.

http://bit.ly/1ObydqC

Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 10:00 AM (LISuA)

112
"Frankly, I'm not sure why terrorists don't make power transmission the primary target. Its practically undefended, could cause major panic, economic hardship and death. Do it during the middle of winter during a cold freeze and magnify the effect.

I think we should all be so glad they are so stupid.----Make America Great Again"

No glamorous enough. They want the big body counts. They want a Grand Slam every time or they won't bother.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 23, 2015 10:01 AM (uhftQ)

113 Can someone please tie my shoes for me? I seem to have forgotten how to do it.

Posted by: Prince Charles at November 23, 2015 10:01 AM (LISuA)

114 They arrested all three of the thugs but have only charged one with murder. I would think that the other two who went to the ATM would be charged with accessory.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 23, 2015 10:04 AM (t2KH5)

115 @113 You might try a Full-Windsor.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 23, 2015 10:05 AM (xq1UY)

116 Prince Charles is a essentially homeless guy with a title and several billion dollars.

If he had to live on his own, he would be a resident at the 92nd Street Y.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 10:05 AM (KCQo0)

117 They arrested all three of the thugs but have only charged one with murder. I would think that the other two who went to the ATM would be charged with accessory.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party

I suppose that it's due to legalism. Unless there was some third party evidence that they plotted or were involved, there's either 'reasonable doubt' or grounds for endless appeals (as if that weren't already the case).

I understand that one was tied to the crime with DNA evidence. Were the other two implicated by the rapist,, by their use of the cards, or both?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 23, 2015 10:06 AM (326rv)

118 Twitter is a wonderful invention because it allows people to see what celebrities actually have on their minds.

"Colored chalk looks like candy but isn't."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 10:07 AM (hLRSq)

119 116 Prince Charles is a essentially homeless guy with a title and several billion dollars.

If he had to live on his own, he would be a resident at the 92nd Street Y.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 10:05 AM (KCQo0)
*****
A couple generations of in-breeding is all it takes. Just look at Arkansas...

Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 23, 2015 10:07 AM (lutOX)

120 If they knock out the power, the mind-numbed LiVs might wake up.

Much better to scare them and let media (esp. social) spread the disease.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 23, 2015 10:08 AM (tQeVh)

121 Posted by: Blue Hen at November 23, 2015 10:06 AM (326rv)

They'd be brought in under a felony-murder statute.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 23, 2015 10:08 AM (hLRSq)

122 It appears Trump was right about the NJ Moslems celebrating 9/11.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/219620/#respond

Posted by: RushBabe at November 23, 2015 10:10 AM (/NEnw)

123 Remember, the guy who first suggests going to guns or bombs is usually the undercover officer. And the guy who says he can supply the explosives is always Always ALWAYS FBI.Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 09:41 AM (gwpf+)

Been reading old WWII-era SOE manuals and syllabi--you know, for fun. Most of their ideas regarding cutouts, blinds, cell construction and communication techniques still hold up.

Everybody always gets fixed on Fairbairn and Sykes from those days because that killer commando stuff is so James Bond sexy, but there is a wealth of information available on some other, arguably more important aspects it would be a shame to ignore.

For example, google 'caccolube', just for kicks.

Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 10:10 AM (YcvbY)

124 Prince Charles is unemployed and still lives with his mom and dad. He's the original Pajama Boy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 10:11 AM (KCQo0)

125 Was George ever punished for his cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2015 10:12 AM (UzPAd)

126 google 'caccolube', just for kicks.



Is it as good as KY?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck at November 23, 2015 10:13 AM (/Ho8c)

127 Why is Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi still breathing?

Why isn't the head of the CIA and the President talking about efforts to kill him? Deprive him of money? Deprive him of food? Deprive him of ammo and weapons?

Why is he still alive?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 09:55 AM (KCQo0)

Those are silly questions. Killing this guy does nothing about C-L-I-M-A-T-E C-H-A-N-G-E . After all being the World Climate Czar is Bobo's post POTUS career plan, in which, he gets to swan around the world in a private plane with Reggie and give the same speech over and over again for $500,000 a pop, without Mooch and the Princesses because they are not CC warriors.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 10:14 AM (kXoT0)

128 I think it's bad form to yearn for someone else's demise. However, as regards Eleanor Clift, she can check out any time.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2015 10:15 AM (5buP8)

129 Jeremy Corbyn Calls For Negotiating With ISIS In Wake Of Paris Terror Attacks



Corbyn is so bad he makes Obama seem almost competent.

Weasel Zippers

RECENTLY elected Labor Party Leader in England..

And the decline of Europe continues

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 10:15 AM (gf8BH)

130 Greetings, gentlefappers.

What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 10:15 AM (LUgeY)

131 I knew Trump's statement about muslims celebrating in NJ on 911 was true because I remember that report.

From Insty-

Trump was right. The proof is a Washington Post story the day after 911:


http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/219620/#respond




Suck on that Dims, MFM, and GOPe!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at November 23, 2015 10:15 AM (KUa85)

132 For example, google 'caccolube', just for kicks.



I use Pennzoil for my cacco lube.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 10:16 AM (hQt/L)

133
Unfortunately, William has inherited Charles craziness. Harry doesnt give a shit about AGW unless boobs are involved.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 10:16 AM (iQIUe)

134 Is it as good as KY?
Posted by: Sandra Fluck at November 23, 2015 10:13 AM (/Ho8c)

Since the stuff was designed to bring about catastrophic engine seizure in moving enemy vehicles, I'm guessing not.

Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 10:16 AM (YcvbY)

135 Prince Charles is unemployed and still lives with his mom and dad. He's the original Pajama Boy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 10:11 AM (KCQo0)

Additionally, he got rid of the wildly popular hot young wife to marry a horsey-looking older woman, nope, no pathology there.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 10:16 AM (kXoT0)

136 Re: Prince Charles - in-breeding, it's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 23, 2015 10:17 AM (RKQ/v)

137 The monk was raped by Hillary Clinton. You must believe that.

Posted by: despair at November 23, 2015 10:17 AM (VrdxH)

138 Is it as good as KY?
Posted by: Sandra Fluck at November 23, 2015 10:13 AM (/Ho8c)

Since the stuff was designed to bring about catastrophic engine seizure in moving enemy vehicles, I'm guessing not.



Ahhhh. JB Weld.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 10:17 AM (hQt/L)

139 Jeremy Corbyn Calls For Negotiating With ISIS In Wake Of Paris Terror Attacks

This Corbin agrees -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TyxxLHfBwE

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 10:18 AM (LUgeY)

140 Jeremy Corbyn Calls For Negotiating With ISIS In Wake Of Paris Terror Attacks


Mazeltov.

We should put that on PPV. Can you imagine that shitshow?

And whatever happened to: The peasants must NOT (insert something the Left hates) or the militants/extremists/(inset PC term here) will have won"?

And what would the agenda look like? We should take bets on how many times the Beautiful People ignore the plight of women, children and gays.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 23, 2015 10:18 AM (326rv)

141 wall of text warning:


I am reading Carlo Cipola's book Guns, Sails and Empires, and have gotten again to the section about the failure of the Chinese to modernize.

the section that hits me in the eye again is:


...Genteel initiates in and essentially humanistic culture, the officials of the Celestial Empire "were amateurs in the fullest sense of the word, without interests in progress, leanings to science, sympathy for commerce or prejudice in favor of utility. Amateurs in government because their training was for art, they had an amateur basis in art itself for their profession was in government"
And also says, "Instinctively [they] preferred military defeat which could be reversed, to entering a psychological crisis [admitting their culture and world view was not effective.] The Mandarins [tried] to resist this threat without regard to the economic and political dangers"
[s/]

works quoted were j. Levenson, Confucian china and its modern fate, and Mu Fu-Sheng, the Wilting of a Hundred Flowers

It is amazing to me that the Maoist trained students grew up to be the Mandarin staff of the universities and bureaucrats of today, re-creating the very things they were taught to fight.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2015 10:19 AM (q2o38)

142 "Additionally, he got rid of the wildly popular hot young wife to marry a horsey-looking older woman, nope, no pathology there."

Isn't he the one who wanted to be a tampon?


All this for a woman who could pass for Kerry's sister?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 10:19 AM (ptqRm)

143 Remember, the guy who first suggests going to guns or bombs is usually the undercover officer. And the guy who says he can supply the explosives is always Always ALWAYS FBI.

The "Op" in OpSec does NOT stand for "Optional".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 10:19 AM (9krrF)

144 Prince Charles is like a hobo with a wardrobe.

Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2015 10:21 AM (UzPAd)

145 11 Acacia trees?
===
Where bubblegum comes from.


I thought bubble gum grew under desks.

Posted by: despair at November 23, 2015 10:22 AM (VrdxH)

146 Looks like a moron just lost their burning times stash.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ncvaymm

Well the guy is supposedly dead so maybe it was buzzion. link to daily mail

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 23, 2015 10:22 AM (XtAzU)

147 #131 I remember that story too.

True story, my cousin's daughter was in a class at Oklahoma University when the announcement was made. Unfortunately, OU and Tulsa University have a fair number of Muslim Utes from the Mideast here to study Geology, Geophysics, Petroleum Engineering, etc. A couple of those Musliim Utes just couldn't help themselves, so jumped to their feet and cheered at the news. They were promptly shown the error of their ways by some angry OU non-Muslim Utes.

Strangely enough, all those stories about Muslims being abused on 9/11 were not true. A few of them did get yelled at by angry people, but, that was it. I thought NYC and DC showed remarkable restraint.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 10:22 AM (kXoT0)

148 the White Student Union was founded to 'unapologetically provide a safe space for white students to air their true feelings' about the 'challenges European-American students on college campuses face.'

This stuff makes me uncomfortable...but otoh it's pretty epic trolling. LOL at the 'safe space'.

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 10:23 AM (lIU4e)

149
Charles and Diana had nothing in common. Carmella and he go way back plus his kids like her. She's the horsey type - as is everyone in the royal family. Hell, the queen still rides which is magnificent to see. Diana's interests were more in line with throwing up and screwing gingers and muslims.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 10:23 AM (iQIUe)

150 without Mooch and the Princesses because they are not CC warriors.

After they actually see the jack piling up, they will quickly come to the conclusion that CO2 is WAAAAYY deadlier than AIDS, food deserts, bullying and sharknados. AGW is the best imaginary problem the left has ever devised: It's impossible to prove, therefore impossible to solve. It WILL cost a shit-ton of (other people's) money to pretend to solve, with bonus points for dismantling Capitalism along the way.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2015 10:23 AM (5buP8)

151 The Russian air force flew 141 missions over Syria at the weekend destroying 472 ISIS targets in the country, it has been revealed.
------

President Obama launched an attack on Republicans from foreign soil Sunday, saying during a stop in Malaysia that they were helping the enemy, ISIS.

'Prejudice and discrimination helps ISIL and undermines our national security,' Obama said during a press conference in Malaysia.


*steps away from keyboard


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 23, 2015 10:23 AM (fWAjv)

152 Ahhhh. JB Weld. Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 10:17 AM (hQt/L)

Not a chemist but if memory serves the key active ingredient was a type oflaquer; rather, a variant developed from a pre-war industrial laquer of some sort. A powder was derived using analum mix and then it was wrapped in waxed cotton. The packet was slipped directly into the block, dissolving after a few hours when the running engine of the vehicle compromised the packet.

ka-boom.

Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 10:24 AM (YcvbY)

153 Please tell me Joyce Carol Oates was being ironic or something when she tweeted this:

All we hear of ISIS is puritanical and punitive; is there nothing celebratory and joyous? Or is query naïve?

Dunno, Joyce. They seem pretty joyous whilst beheading, crucifying and raping.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 23, 2015 10:25 AM (NOIQH)

154 "teenager" arrested for killing that pastor's wife in Indianapolis. Butchered her after raping her, with the help of two other 'youths'


HE'S EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!. Teenager, my ass. On my eighteenth birthday, I didn't kill anyone. Instead I registered for the draft


A lot of people in this country need to be dealt with. The sooner the better.

Posted by: Larry from Luxembourg at November 23, 2015 10:27 AM (8CdUx)

155 George Inness, "The Monk" (1873)

Thelonious?

Nice pitcher, RDB.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 10:28 AM (LUgeY)

156 Thelonius Monk?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 23, 2015 10:28 AM (LQLeS)

157 #149 Diana was an accomplished equestrienne.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 10:28 AM (kXoT0)

158
Jeremy Corbyn Calls For Negotiating With ISIS In Wake Of Paris Terror Attacks



Corbyn is so bad he makes Obama seem almost competent.

Weasel Zippers

RECENTLY elected Labor Party Leader in England..

And the decline of Europe continues

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 10:15 AM (gf8BH)








So, Infidel dog. Now we negotiate. Do you want to have your head chopped off with a sword, meat cleaver, or a chainsaw?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 10:28 AM (gwpf+)

159 Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2015 10:19 AM (q2o3

So you disagree with it then.

Posted by: despair at November 23, 2015 10:28 AM (VrdxH)

160 Okay, great minds... and the same time stamp. Cue Twilight Zone music.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 23, 2015 10:29 AM (LQLeS)

161 Charles and Diana had nothing in common. Carmella and he go way back plus his kids like her. She's the horsey type



No William. No Harry. No riding your stepmother. We will get you a pony if we must.
-Charles

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 10:30 AM (hQt/L)

162 Get thee to a monkery.

Posted by: Hamlet at November 23, 2015 10:31 AM (LQLeS)

163 #150 Al Gore must be livid. He singlehandedly made the whole AGW a money making propostion and now Bobo is going to swoop in and scoop up the whole thing.

Hmm, wonder if AG and Hillary get together to braid each other's hair, eat ice cream, drink too much, and talk about how much they hate Bobo for stealing their thunder?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 10:31 AM (kXoT0)

164 152 Ahhhh. JB Weld. Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 10:17 AM (hQt/L)

Not a chemist but if memory serves the key active ingredient was a type oflaquer; rather, a variant developed from a pre-war industrial laquer of some sort. A powder was derived using analum mix and then it was wrapped in waxed cotton. The packet was slipped directly into the block, dissolving after a few hours when the running engine of the vehicle compromised the packet.

ka-boom.
Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 10:24 AM (YcvbY)
*****
Caccolube was carborundum or other grit in a latex condom, if memory serves.

Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 23, 2015 10:32 AM (lutOX)

165 So, Pfizer merges into offshore, and suddenly there's white rhino horn available in San Diego? That cannot be coincidence. I was right about the comet!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 23, 2015 10:33 AM (xq1UY)

166 AGW = Al Gore's Wealth

Posted by: despair at November 23, 2015 10:33 AM (VrdxH)

167 149
Charles and Diana had nothing in common.
____________________________

Makes my point entirely. Charles married her and he knew he couldn't stay loyal to her. He is an idiot. As far as Camilla goes, she ain't ringing any bells down at the MENSA Hall. She's as dumb as he is.

They don't ride horses like the Queen because they are jealous that any horse is smarter and has better teeth than the both of them combined.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 10:33 AM (KCQo0)

168
Remember, the guy who first suggests going to guns or bombs is usually the undercover officer. And the guy who says he can supply the explosives is always Always ALWAYS FBI.

The "Op" in OpSec does NOT stand for "Optional".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 10:19 AM (9krrF)






Meh. I'm just repeating the stuff the 60s-70s era hippie terror groups were saying about police informers back in the day.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 10:33 AM (gwpf+)

169
A new undercover video released by James OKeefes Project Veritas shows Hillary Clintons presidential campaign vice chair, Huma Abedin, assuring an undercover reporter that the Democratic presidential candidate is committed to allowing Syrian refugees to settle in the U.S. and that Republican opposition to the plan is really scary.

Daily Caller

Sigh



Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 10:34 AM (gf8BH)

170 Adrian Monk?

The media is really beclowning themselves and destroying what little credibility they have left bc of Trump. He is paying attention to everything they say about him and he's calling them out for every single dishonesty.

NGU, I need to get ahold of CBD. Would you ask him for permission to give me his email? I've written him before but never saved his address in my contacts.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 10:35 AM (2x3L+)

171 NGU, I need to get ahold of CBD. Would you ask him for permission to give me his email? I've written him before but never saved his address in my contacts.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 10:35 AM (2x3L+)


Will do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 10:36 AM (gf8BH)

172 #153 Regarding Joyce Carol Oates, no, I think she was trying to pull off that pensive "Maya Angelou Big Time author" thing by posing a "provocative" question designed to "cause a dialogue". Unfortunately, her question was just deeply stupid. She's so out of touch that she managed to miss all the videos of ISIS joyfully murdering people and celebrating their victories in gruesome ways.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 10:36 AM (kXoT0)

173 I'm from Paterson, NJ and on the morning of 9-11 after the attacks, I made it a point to drive through the Muslim neighborhoods (mostly Palestinian, Syrian and Turkish) to see what was going on---and there wasn't a person on the streets. Now, normally there would have been many men coming in and out of the coffee shops and smoking and talking on the streets, bit there was no one to be found. There was a rumor that there was celebrating, but I think that was just kids being loud and laughing after being let out of the school early. There were groups of white and Puerto Rican kids looking to kick ass, but nothing came of that.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 23, 2015 10:36 AM (BbWKK)

174
A new undercover video released by James OKeefes Project Veritas shows Hillary Clintons presidential campaign vice chair, Huma Abedin, assuring an undercover reporter that the Democratic presidential candidate is committed to allowing Syrian refugees to settle in the U.S. and that Republican opposition to the plan is really scary.

Daily Caller

Sigh



Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 10:34 AM (gf8BH)






That's REALLY gonna freak out the Hillary Mafia. Not the refugee revelations, but that O'Keefe and his Merry Men were able to get someone that close to Huma.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 10:36 AM (gwpf+)

175 Thanks NGU.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 10:36 AM (2x3L+)

176 >>Not the refugee revelations, but that O'Keefe and his Merry Men were able to get someone that close to Huma.


Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 23, 2015 10:38 AM (NOIQH)

177 Caccolube was carborundum or other grit in a latex condom, if memory serves.Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 23, 2015 10:32 AM (lutOX)

*shrugs*. Maybe the WWII version I read about was improved upon or revised. I saw that eBay once had an old WWII caccolube packet on auction for an ungodly amount of money, and no condom wasin evidence,at least not in this instance.

In any event, the desired end-result was a complete and sudden lockup while the vehicle was moving.

Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 10:39 AM (YcvbY)

178 I can totally picture Prince Charles at the circus, atop a fake burning building, clutching a black feather in his nose while the clown car fire brigade scrambles madly several floors below. All he needs is the right puff of wind...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 10:39 AM (NeFrd)

179 Here I come. Walking down the street. I get the funniest looks from everyone I meet.

Posted by: Monk E. at November 23, 2015 10:41 AM (FkBIv)

180 177 Caccolube was carborundum or other grit in a latex condom, if memory serves.Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 23, 2015 10:32 AM (lutOX)

*shrugs*. Maybe the WWII version I read about was improved upon or revised. I saw that eBay once had an old WWII caccolube packet on auction for an ungodly amount of money, and no condom wasin evidence,at least not in this instance.

In any event, the desired end-result was a complete and sudden lockup while the vehicle was moving.
Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 10:39 AM (YcvbY)
***

The key thing was, the engine was f*cked. Hows and whys and wherefores matter little.

Diversity - let a thousand flowers bloom.

Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 23, 2015 10:41 AM (/33sy)

181 176 >>Not the refugee revelations, but that O'Keefe and his Merry Men were able to get someone that close to Huma.

_________________________

You simply dress like an Arab Prince, rub freshly printed 100s all over your like pheromones and talk about your hatred of carrying around bags of oil money.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 10:42 AM (/CXhS)

182 Monk is the root word in "Monkey".

No one seems to know why.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 10:44 AM (mCmlM)

183 Maybe the Dim position on the Syrians will finally be the fall of their party. Even LIVs, blacks, and Hispanics are smart enough to fear and realize that another terrorist attack will likely happen on our soil because we're letting all these people without any vetting.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 10:44 AM (2x3L+)

184 Those trees went right past "happy" to "silly." I'm not sure how I feel about them.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at November 23, 2015 10:45 AM (VAsIq)

185 Good Morning Viet Hooooorde

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 23, 2015 10:45 AM (FEtrU)

186 Monk is the root word in "Monkey".

No one seems to know why.

Posted by: eleven

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words -- "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Posted by: Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts at November 23, 2015 10:46 AM (VAsIq)

187 Git in a condom?

Yer not doin it rite.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 10:46 AM (mCmlM)

188 186 Monk is the root word in "Monkey".

No one seems to know why.

Posted by: eleven

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words -- "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
Posted by: Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts at November 23, 2015 10:46 AM (VAsIq)
****
Language is the house of Being.

Posted by: Martin Heidegger at November 23, 2015 10:47 AM (/33sy)

189 Dear rdbrewer,

One day, you should post a Bob Ross painting.


Then we wouldn't make happy little trees jokes.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 10:47 AM (VAsIq)

190 When I click on the photo, I don't see a demon on a horse chasing a clown, a dog faced man. Just an enlargement of the picture.

Is there some problem? Can we at least get some goatse-esque shock pic?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 10:48 AM (E5UB0)

191 Speaking of Adrian Monk, my favorite line, after an incredulous suspect asks him "What have you been smoking?"

"I've been smoking....
THE TRUTH"

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 23, 2015 10:48 AM (FEtrU)

192 Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words -- "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

What is the root word of "root"?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 10:48 AM (LUgeY)

193 You simply dress like an Arab Prince, rub freshly printed 100s all over your like pheromones and talk about your hatred of carrying around bags of oil money.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 10:42 AM (/CXhS)

Are you talking about infiltrating Hillary's campaign or a sure-fire way to get a date?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 10:49 AM (kpqmD)

194 Meh. I'm just repeating the stuff the 60s-70s era hippie terror groups were saying about police informers back in the day.

I was agreeing, not criticizing.

Reminds me of a joke I heard about the Klan. Anytime ten of them get together, six are infiltrators or informers, three are just there for the refreshments, and the last would rather be deer hunting anyway...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 10:49 AM (9krrF)

195 Here I come. Walking down the street. I get the funniest looks from everyone I meet.


Posted by: Monk E.

Hey hey!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 10:49 AM (VAsIq)

196 Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 10:35 AM (2x3L+)


Are you still on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 10:49 AM (gf8BH)

197 wha

Monday Morning Heidegger

sometimes it's like I don't even know you people

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 10:49 AM (Msdm1)

198 Monk is the root word in "Monkey".

No one seems to know why.

Posted by: eleven

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words -- "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.



Monkey and mankind are what linguists call cognates. Words related in meaning and origin.

Mank-ind and Monk-ey have their roots in the same proto-simian language, and retained their similarities as the monkey and human languages grew apart.

It is believed among scholars that the original root word was Manatee.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 10:50 AM (1xUj/)

199 "Thelonius Monk"

The Loneliest Monk, I'd say.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 10:50 AM (kpqmD)

200 I'm not an evolutionist, but dang if people don't have a LOT in common with those sneaky little primates.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 23, 2015 10:51 AM (FEtrU)

201 For L, Elle


nynjmeet@optimum.net

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 10:51 AM (gf8BH)

202 I go to bing, I see the news teasers:

"War caused by climate?"

"Trump's 9/11 comments"

"Protester beaten" (mouseover reveals it's Trump related)

"'Wonder Woman' pic"

And I have absolutely zero desire to click through. This is why we need Vic. Thanks again Vic. You have this masochistic desire to read this crap so we don't have to.


Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 10:51 AM (E5UB0)

203 Heh, Johnny Boy, Monk was one of my all time favorite shows. I love that character. Remember that episode when he goes to NYC bc he got a lead on Trudy's death and he totally loses it and starts screaming at NYers calling them all FORNICATERS!! That was so funny.

And then the hobos make their own gravy line. Also so funny

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 10:51 AM (2x3L+)

204
Monkey men all in business suits
Teachers and critics all dance the poot

Posted by: Monk E. at November 23, 2015 10:52 AM (FkBIv)

205 What is the root word of "root"?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 10:48 AM (LUgeY)


*****


Dude! Like wow!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 10:52 AM (NeFrd)

206 Why do I lurk and post instead of work?
The question of the ages.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (FEtrU)

207 Mank-ind and Monk-ey have their roots in the same proto-simian language, and retained their similarities as the monkey and human languages grew apart.


Mind status: Blown.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (mCmlM)

208 The Original Trunk Monkey Videos -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (LUgeY)

209 The Loneliest Monk, I'd say.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016

But, not the loneliest number

Posted by: 3 Dog Night at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (8ikIW)

210 I like how they sometimes label these threads as "open", as if there are any other kind.

Posted by: StrawMan at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (4RRDi)

211 Britain's Prince Charles has pointed to the world's failure to tackle
climate change as a root cause of the civil war in Syria, terrorism and
the consequent refugee crisis engulfing Europe.


Prayers for Queen Elizabeth to live and reign for 15-20 more years...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (NOIQH)

212 It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Posted by: Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (VAsIq)

213 "Thelonius Monk"

The Loneliest Monk, I'd say.



Felonious Monk.
Soon to have many friends.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 10:54 AM (hQt/L)

214 Got it NGU. Thank you so much. I just wrote him.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 10:55 AM (2x3L+)

215 Any discussion of monkeys deserves a link to the Bloodhound Gang's "Bad Touch" video.

Alas, I'm at work and not coming within 100 ft. of that song.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 10:55 AM (VAsIq)

216 L'Elle,
I haven't seen all the monks, didn't see that one.
I only liked the first/second seasons before his new assistant.
My late brother turned me on to the show, so I have a fondness for it even if I don't watch it.
Does that make sense?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 23, 2015 10:56 AM (FEtrU)

217 Prayers for Queen Elizabeth to live and reign for 15-20 more years...


Posted by: Lizzy


Amen!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson, and probably most of the U.K., too at November 23, 2015 10:56 AM (VAsIq)

218 Bubba Clinton is beginning to look like Freddie Krueger.

Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2015 10:56 AM (UzPAd)

219 Got it NGU. Thank you so much. I just wrote him.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 10:55 AM (2x3L+)


I live to serve

Or be served, or something like that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 10:57 AM (gf8BH)

220 Felonious Monk.
Soon to have many friends.

He will beat you to death with his hand made bread.

Posted by: StrawMan at November 23, 2015 10:57 AM (4RRDi)

221 >>>It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

And an even bigger man to admit that masculinity is vile and that the ideal state is to be a woman.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 23, 2015 10:57 AM (E5UB0)

222 I live to serve

Or be served, or something like that?


Could be worse. You could be served live.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 10:58 AM (9krrF)

223 The phrase "more fun than a barrel of monks" comes from the Viking practice of pillaging monasteries and sending captured monks over Niagara Falls in barrels.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 10:58 AM (1xUj/)

224 Reddit has a short story writing forum. The premise today was what if, in the near future, the presidents of russia and the US are alcoholics?

I'm gonna rate this plausable.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at November 23, 2015 10:58 AM (ORMc9)

225
On that Joyce Carol Oates thing, not sure why her thoughts on anything would be of interest in any case, and obviously she beclownd herself fatally with the idiotic ISIS comment.

But last night's ONT weft-cut loop posted some Twitter comments from, well, friends of the blog, that were jaw-dropping. One just shared the same vapid childish gee-whiz moral obtuseness of the Oates comment, the other ..... wow.

Those who recall the astonishing comments by Sen. Patty Murray re Al Qaeda back when that outfit forced its way onto everyone's radar screen will have some deja vu looking at the second comment.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 23, 2015 10:58 AM (QDnY+)

226 Yes, that makes sense, JohnnyBoy. I liked Natalie a lot more than Sharona. When you compare the two, Natalie was much kinder and handled Monk better than Sharona. Sharon's was kind of a bossypants bitch. You should try to watch some of the later seasons. I think that show really improved over time.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 10:58 AM (2x3L+)

227 Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words -- "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

---

Mank the Spunkey?

Posted by: Spunkey Brewster at November 23, 2015 10:59 AM (E5UB0)

228 Jeremy Corbyn Calls For Negotiating With ISIS In Wake Of Paris Terror Attacks


Corbyn is so bad he makes Obama seem almost competent.

Weasel Zippers

RECENTLY elected Labor Party Leader in England..

And the decline of Europe continues


Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 10:15 AM (gf8BH)



He wants to find a middle ground on them wanting to cut off the infidels' heads? Maybe just a bad razor burn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 11:00 AM (493sH)

229 Analysts at U.S. Central Command were pressured to ease off negative assessments about the Islamic State threat and were even told in an email to cut it out, Fox News has learned as an investigation expands into whether intelligence reports were altered to present a more positive picture.

Fox News is told by a source close to the CENTCOM analysts that the pressure on them included at least two emails saying they needed to cut it out and toe the line.

Separately, a former Pentagon official told Fox News there apparently was an attempt to destroy the communications. The Pentagon official said the email warnings were not well received by the analysts.

But But But Fredo is going to get to the Bottom of this. So says the man responsible for this shit and the most transparent admin in history?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:00 AM (gf8BH)

230 224 Reddit has a short story writing forum. The premise today was what if, in the near future, the presidents of russia and the US are alcoholics?

I'm gonna rate this plausable.
Posted by: bourbonchicken at November 23, 2015 10:58 AM (ORMc9)
***
Nope. Putin is a teetotaller....Hillary's the souse.

Posted by: Martin Heidegger at November 23, 2015 11:00 AM (/33sy)

231 212 It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Posted by: Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (VAsIq)

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Rosey Grier at November 23, 2015 11:00 AM (kpqmD)

232 Yes, that makes sense, JohnnyBoy. I liked Natalie a lot more than Sharona.


My Sharona?

Posted by: TheKnack at November 23, 2015 11:00 AM (4RRDi)

233 Posted by: Lizzy at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (NOIQH)

Henry VIII would have chopped off that retard's head.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2015 11:01 AM (Zu3d9)

234
Britain's Prince Charles has pointed to the world's failure to tackle
climate change as a root cause of the civil war in Syria, terrorism and
the consequent refugee crisis engulfing Europe.

Prayers for Queen Elizabeth to live and reign for 15-20 more years...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 23, 2015 10:53 AM (NOIQH)









Prince Chuck had better not go grouse hunting alone with Mom, if he knows what's good for him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 11:02 AM (gwpf+)

235 232 Yes, that makes sense, JohnnyBoy. I liked Natalie a lot more than Sharona.


My Sharona?
Posted by: TheKnack at November 23, 2015 11:00 AM (4RRDi)

No, my Sharona.

*uses handiwipe*

Posted by: Adrian Monk at November 23, 2015 11:02 AM (kpqmD)

236 But But But Fredo is going to get to the Bottom of this. So says the man responsible for this shit and the most transparent admin in history?


Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:00 AM (gf8BH)




Oh Barry is the bottom of it alright. In his twisted mind we're getting what we deserve for the Crusades and high horses and Jim Crow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 11:02 AM (493sH)

237 I'm pretending its a Shoalin Monk and it's Caine. He wants no trouble but trouble finds him every week.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 11:02 AM (3r2w8)

238 He wants to find a middle ground on them wanting to cut off the infidels' heads? Maybe just a bad razor burn

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Can't you guys slit throats, but still leave the head attached? Let's compromise, people!

Posted by: Jeremy Corbyn at November 23, 2015 11:03 AM (VAsIq)

239 Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words -- "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.


Monkey and mankind are what linguists call cognates. Words related in meaning and origin.

Mank-ind and Monk-ey have their roots in the same proto-simian language, and retained their similarities as the monkey and human languages grew apart.

It is believed among scholars that the original root word was Manatee.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
---------------------------------------------------------
Not sure if this is a joke or not, but you are of course aware that there are false cognates.

Like: Japanese (gaijin) and Jewish (goyim) which both mean "foreigners".

And why are they assuming monkeys have anything like a proper language that would imply a cognate of any kind?

Animals have methods of communicating things (like bees wiggling to indicate a distance to a flower patch). But it's a stretch to say that these mechanical gruntings are the origin of something like language.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:03 AM (E5UB0)

240 I like that painting. The monk looks like he might be Cistercian-They wear a white habit anyway, I believe.
I wonder which part of the divine office he is reciting as walks along?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 11:03 AM (No/ki)

241 This tale might be somewhat erroneous
'Bout a monk by the name of Thelonius
They rumored this monk
stuffed a corpse in his trunk
In a manner that bordered felonious!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 11:03 AM (NeFrd)

242 Shock the monkey.

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at November 23, 2015 11:04 AM (FkBIv)

243 So you disagree with it then.

Posted by: despair at November 23, 2015 10:28 AM (VrdxH)

No, I'm just barrel bound

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2015 11:04 AM (q2o38)

244 The people who are in on the scam hate it when the retards like Prince Charles start chiming in.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 11:04 AM (mCmlM)

245 duh duh duh-duh dunt duh. duh duh-duh dunt duh

My Shirona

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 23, 2015 11:04 AM (FEtrU)

246 Prince Chuck had better not go grouse hunting alone with Mom, if he knows what's good for him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

I think if he went by himself, he would still end up getting shot. Like in the Monty Python Git of the Year skit.

Posted by: Bruce at November 23, 2015 11:04 AM (8ikIW)

247 It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Posted by: Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts

The role of the bigger man will be played by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 11:05 AM (VAsIq)

248 hmmm
lurk or work
lurk or work...?

aw dammit. See you guys later.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 23, 2015 11:05 AM (FEtrU)

249 Not sure if this is a joke or not, but

/activates shock collar

Don't harsh the gag, dude.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 11:05 AM (9krrF)

250 U.K. physicians have determined that Prince Charles contracted lead poisoning from licking the stained glass windows in Windsor Castle.

Pity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 11:05 AM (/CXhS)

251 It's a Cheddar Monk!!!

Posted by: WOPR at November 23, 2015 11:06 AM (ym5+y)

252 high horses

*bong rip*

Wilbur, this is some good shit!

Have you ever just, like, REALLY looked at the back of your hoof, man?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 23, 2015 11:06 AM (kpqmD)

253 Posted by: rhomboid at November 23, 2015 10:58 AM (QDnY+)

I assumed those tweets were satirical riffs on the Oates tweet. Is there evidence they were actually serious. Is this a Poe's Law situation where it's impossible to tell?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 23, 2015 11:06 AM (GDulk)

254 Your Sharona -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1T71PGd-J0

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 11:07 AM (LUgeY)

255 The role of the bigger man will be played by Brian Dennehy.

___________________________________

Just shut me right out!

Posted by: Chastity Bono at November 23, 2015 11:07 AM (/CXhS)

256 #211 Exactly. Sad thing is, he believes it. Bobo is just cynically pushing the AGW crap for the payola.

Syria is just the latest in a long line of Arab strong men who got too greedy and too oppressive. This has been happening as long as there have been Arab strong men setting themselves up as a Sheikhs, Sultans, and Caliphs. What upset the apple cart was two things:

1. OIL and turned mere respectable fortunes from the spice and slave trade into mega Billions.
2. The concomitant rise in the Left's viciousness towards Christian morals, which stood in the way of legitimizing the interests of many of their coalition constituents, to wit, homosexuals, the abortion/free love crowd, drug users, and anarchists, etc. To succeed, the Left needed to destroy the family and make life on the dole the natural order of things.

Without strong Christian nations surrounding the Middle East to keep it contained, it degenerated into a morass of Islamic theocracies and warring factions over the correct Islamic theology.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 11:07 AM (kXoT0)

257 Britain's Prince Charles has pointed to the world's failure to tackle climate change as a root cause of the civil war in Syria, terrorism and the consequent refugee crisis engulfing Europe.



He's Bernie Sanders level stupid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 11:07 AM (493sH)

258
NGU, as usual it's the Congress that should be turning the place upside down re the intel manipulation at CENTCOM. Are they?

Amazing how pristine the inversion is between the idiot soup (what a BBC or NPR listener thinks they know) and reality. In the UK the BBC spread wild tales of intel manipulation, all of which were investigated and proved false, while at the same time the BBC was the one doing the lying, leading to scandals that forced some of its top people to resign.

Here the Dems and fellow cretins went all LaRouche on US intel about Iraq, with no basis whatsoever. But now, with these dimwits given power by a pathetically stupid US electorate (twice), THEY are the ones crudely trying to force the system to deny reality.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 23, 2015 11:08 AM (QDnY+)

259 245 duh duh duh-duh dunt duh. duh duh-duh dunt duh

My Shirona
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 23, 2015 11:04 AM (FEtrU)

That was Jingle Bells.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 11:08 AM (kpqmD)

260 They say that punk is junk.

But we don't give a sh*t!!!

Posted by: Alvin and the Chipmunks at November 23, 2015 11:08 AM (E5UB0)

261 A prayer of John Wesley-Lest people think I only post things from Roman Catholics-

Accept, O Lord,my gratitude for all the benefits thou hast given me, for the good things of this life and the hope of eternal happiness. To thy holy name be ascribed the honor and glory. Oh. let the sense of all thy blessings have this effect upon me-to make me daily more diligent in devoting myself, all that I am, and all that I have to thy Glory. Amen.

Seemed like a nice prayer for Thanksgiving week.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 11:09 AM (No/ki)

262 Supposedly there have been calls by a group of Muslims in France to search out these terrorists and kill them. A former radical Islamist was on Fox News this morning supporting the same call to other Muslims. I don't think reformation is possible within Islam because of the Koran it's based on but I like to see an attempt.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 11:09 AM (3r2w8)

263 The top story had a generic russian leader, and an unnamed Madame President. So it's sympacoto.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at November 23, 2015 11:09 AM (ORMc9)

264 Prayers for Queen Elizabeth to live and reign for 15-20 more years...

The picture of her working at the motor-pool garage in WWII always makes me smile.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2015 11:09 AM (5buP8)

265 Does having a horrible hangover accompanied by nausea and melancholy count as "being sick"?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:09 AM (E5UB0)

266 But last night's ONT weft-cut loop posted some Twitter comments from, well, friends of the blog, that were jaw-dropping. One just shared the same vapid childish gee-whiz moral obtuseness of the Oates comment, the other ..... wow.

Do you suppose ISIL performs same sex marriages?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:10 AM (FkBIv)

267 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 11:03 AM (NeFrd)

Very nicely done.

What is the name of your book-yuo do have a book, correct ,or am I having a senior moment and confusing you with some other Irish moron. You all look alike anyway. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 11:11 AM (No/ki)

268 265 Does having a horrible hangover accompanied by nausea and melancholy count as "being sick"?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:09 AM (E5UB0)
***
Yes, weltschmertz counts.

Posted by: Martin Heidegger at November 23, 2015 11:11 AM (/33sy)

269 Do you suppose ISIL performs same sex marriages?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:10 AM (FkBIv)


Yes. "Taking the plunge" is strictly observed.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 23, 2015 11:11 AM (k9qR4)

270 #265 Yeppers, it is known as the Brown Bottle Flu.

I had a co-worker who regularly called in on Monday drunk or hung over.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 11:12 AM (kXoT0)

271
Polliwog, have no idea whether those comments were meant as satire, but the first one seems unlikely to have been, given the tone.

A while back I would have suspected sarcasm when confronted with such absurd sentiments (esp. the second one), but ..... the last 10 years have forced a re-calibration to where serious comments from people who arenominally educated and intelligent can be indistinguishable from outlandish satire.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 23, 2015 11:12 AM (QDnY+)

272 Prayers for Queen Elizabeth to live and reign for 15-20 more years...

Agreed...

Posted by: donna at November 23, 2015 11:12 AM (/dSsq)

273 Do you suppose ISIL performs same sex marriages?

I'm told they do have a Lover's Leap...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 11:12 AM (9krrF)

274 It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

Posted by: Jack Handey's Deep Thought at November 23, 2015 11:13 AM (VAsIq)

275 You know, Kerry talks about both ISIL and DAESH. He talks about airstrikes against ISIL but negotiations with DAESH.

If anyone saw the interview this morning on the Today program, you can see what I mean.

I may be wrong, but I think this President views ISIL as something apart from DAESH.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 11:13 AM (KCQo0)

276 Do you suppose ISIL performs same sex marriages?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:10 AM (FkBIv)



Yes, but only roof top ceremonies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 11:13 AM (493sH)

277 265 Does having a horrible hangover accompanied by nausea and melancholy count as "being sick"?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:09 AM (E5UB0)

Alcoholism is considered a disease so sure, why not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 11:14 AM (kpqmD)

278 269 Do you suppose ISIL performs same sex marriages?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:10 AM (FkBIv)

Yes. "Taking the plunge" is strictly observed.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 23, 2015 11:11 AM (k9qR4)

But only after tying the knot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 11:14 AM (kpqmD)

279 Supposedly there have been calls by a group of Muslims in France to search out these terrorists and kill them. A former radical Islamist was on Fox News this morning supporting the same call to other Muslims. I don't think reformation is possible within Islam because of the Koran it's based on but I like to see an attempt.

You misspelled "taqiyya," AKA "lying to the infidels."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 11:15 AM (LUgeY)

280 Do you suppose ISIL performs same sex marriages?

I'm told they do have a Lover's Leap...


Only difference is that they explode at the bottom.

Posted by: StrawMan at November 23, 2015 11:15 AM (4RRDi)

281 I had a co-worker who regularly called in on Monday drunk or hung over.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil

Okay, Horde--who here worked with Sherry?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 11:15 AM (VAsIq)

282 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 11:14 AM (kpqmD)

Gallows humor. Funny. Bad, but funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 11:15 AM (No/ki)

283 If I'm courageous, I guess that makes Chastity Bono the most yellow bellied coward on the planet.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 23, 2015 11:15 AM (E5UB0)

284 Ultimately, it didn't mean a thing.
Posted by: planeman at November 23, 2015 09:31 AM


Of the myriad examples, illustrations and analogies bandied about by those trying to make the point, that's the best I've heard yet. Spot on.

Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 11:15 AM (9sZY3)

285 Remember, the guy who first suggests going to guns or bombs is usually the undercover officer. And the guy who says he can supply the explosives is always Always ALWAYS FBI.

The "Op" in OpSec does NOT stand for "Optional".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 10:19 AM (9krrF)


----------------------


This why militias will never be the mode of resistance. They'll be infiltrated by the fed faster than one can say "gun".

Resistence will have to be carried out by single individuals or very small groups of trusted friends. Surveillance is almost complete now.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:16 AM (Fmupd)

286 Yeah, rhomboid, I had the same reaction as you to those tweets. That was either some high class trolling or honestly held sentiments.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:16 AM (2x3L+)

287 I may be wrong, but I think this President views ISIL as something apart from DAESH.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 11:13 AM (KCQo0)

Yeah, like Honey Boo Boo would've been a thing without both the skeevy Mom and the chunky kid. It needed both halves of the weird to make it a runaway hit.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 11:16 AM (kXoT0)

288 Resistence will have to be carried out by single individuals or very small groups of trusted friends. Surveillance is almost complete now.
Posted by: Soona


We are all lone wolves now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:17 AM (FkBIv)

289 Resistence will have to be carried out by single individuals or very small groups of trusted friends. Surveillance is almost complete now.

Posted by: Soona

*nods in agreement*

Posted by: Zombie Osama Bin Laden at November 23, 2015 11:17 AM (VAsIq)

290 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 23, 2015 11:13 AM (KCQo0)

Makes me wonder if he has already helped ISIS in some way and is trying to build cover by making it seem like two different organizations in LIV minds. At the very least, I'm sure he wants to provide aid in the future.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 23, 2015 11:17 AM (GDulk)

291 #285, Good to see you Soona. Did your heart stop a few times during Saturday night's squeaker over TCU?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 11:17 AM (kXoT0)

292 Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona


Now I have to listen to that song.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:18 AM (2x3L+)

293 Plus I have beer farts. The people sitting around me probably don't appreciate that.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:19 AM (E5UB0)

294
Today's vegetable of the day is:

BOK CHOY!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 23, 2015 11:19 AM (Sw83N)

295 288 Resistence will have to be carried out by single individuals or very small groups of trusted friends. Surveillance is almost complete now.
Posted by: Soona

We are all lone wolves now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:17 AM (FkBIv)
***
I just wish it were like the movies - romantic and heroic and all that. Sad fact is, it's grey and grim and hopeless and a long grind, as my friends from the FSU will tell you.

Posted by: Martin Heidegger at November 23, 2015 11:20 AM (/33sy)

296 You know, Kerry talks about both ISIL and DAESH. He talks about airstrikes against ISIL but negotiations with DAESH.

If anyone saw the interview this morning on the Today program, you can see what I mean.

I may be wrong, but I think this President views ISIL as something apart from DAESH.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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So Obama is like the idiot emperor in Life of Brian whose flunkies (ie. Kerry) don't dare correct him? Sounds about right.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:20 AM (E5UB0)

297 Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona


Now I have to listen to that song.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:18 AM (2x3L+)




Hairy Reid: Could be a theme song

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 11:20 AM (493sH)

298 What is the name of your book-yuo do have a book, correct ,or am I having a senior moment and confusing you with some other Irish moron. You all look alike anyway. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


*****

The book is a novel set on a backdrop of WWII, primarily the Anzio invasion in Italy. Loosely based on my father's WWII diaries it tells the tale of three brothers from Colorado who team up to help defeat Anzio Annie, a terrible weapon of great destructive power.

It is titled, "To Save Us All From Ruin" and is available on Kindle FREE for one more day (Monday). The link is in my nick.

P.S. I'm not Irish.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 11:20 AM (NeFrd)

299 What does weft-cut loop refer to anyway? Is it a knitting term? I've always liked the nic but never understood what it meant.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:20 AM (2x3L+)

300 Today's vegetable of the day is:

BOK CHOY!

Posted by: Soothsayer

I'm pulling the plug on this gag.

Posted by: Terry Shiavo's Husband at November 23, 2015 11:21 AM (VAsIq)

301 More of The Knack

Good Girls Don't -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaELi92uwwc

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)

302 So Obama is like the idiot emperor in Life of Brian whose flunkies (ie. Kerry) don't dare correct him?

****


Who dares to tell the whimperer that he has no clothes?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 11:22 AM (NeFrd)

303 >>>> Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 11:20 AM (493sH)
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I laughed at loud at that! Now I have to explain what's so funny.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:22 AM (2x3L+)

304 What does weft-cut loop refer to anyway? Is it a knitting term? I've always liked the nic but never understood what it meant.

I always thought it was type of carpet weave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 11:22 AM (LUgeY)

305 I had a co-worker who regularly called in on Monday drunk or hung over.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 11:12 AM (kXoT0)


When I was a teenager working retail, I had coworkers who routinely called in because their 'kid' was sick, when they had in fact just gone out partying the night before.

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 11:23 AM (lIU4e)

306 And Christmas decorations are on sale in South Korea now too. Today's picture with more attractive Korean women and a cute little girl - mine will look like her someday....


http://tinyurl.com/nfktobv

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 11:23 AM (AC0lD)

307 We are all lone wolves now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:17 AM (FkBIv)

I am not sure about that. The left managed media worked very hard to bury the impact 9/11 attacks by stopping any airing of live footage of the jumpers, etc and blaming Bush instead of Al Qaeda. If you notice, now when they cover 9/11, it's brief shots of the first Tower burning and then they cut to the new building. If the terrorists manage to pull off several Paris style attacks across America, I think the nation will rise up.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 11:23 AM (kXoT0)

308 P.S. I'm not Irish.

All you punsters look alike. ;^)

I do not have Kindle. I am on the dull edge (as opposed to the cutting edge) of technology. Is it dead tree form?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 11:23 AM (No/ki)

309 Donald Trump hates Bok Choy because it's imported from Chi-na. You should choose another vegetable

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:23 AM (2x3L+)

310 My future kids.....I'm don't have any that I'm doing race changing surgery on....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 11:23 AM (AC0lD)

311 I always thought it was type of carpet weave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

The carpet weave must match the drapes weave.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 11:23 AM (VAsIq)

312 Weft-Cut Loop?

It's a roundabout!

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at November 23, 2015 11:24 AM (RLQdU)

313
The Knack vs Cheap Trick?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 23, 2015 11:24 AM (Sw83N)

314 See WZ. Global enwarmening created Hitler. A news story from 1941.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 23, 2015 11:25 AM (fFIVI)

315 The Knack vs Cheap Trick?

Posted by: Soothsayer

The first one, by a knack-out.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 11:25 AM (VAsIq)

316 Cheap Trick. I've had a life long crush on Robin Zander. To be fair, I only know the two songs that Backwards linked to of the Knack's. I know a lot of Cheap Trick.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:26 AM (2x3L+)

317 Surveillance is almost complete now.Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:16 AM (Fmupd)

Criminals continue to thrive, somehow. And then there is the fact that those bureaucratic drones doing the surveilling are mostly complete dumbasses.*


*Exceptfor those hardworking, patriotic civil servants surveilling this blog, of course.

Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 11:26 AM (UWlp+)

318 It's a roundabout!


Monkeys come out of the sky and they stand there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 11:26 AM (1xUj/)

319 The Sound of Silence

A "Our Daily Bread" devotional:

http://odb.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 11:26 AM (No/ki)

320 I'm voting for Cheap Trick .

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 11:26 AM (3r2w8)

321 The Knack vs Cheap Trick?

Posted by: Soothsayer

The London Boys!

Posted by: no one at November 23, 2015 11:27 AM (VAsIq)

322 Do you suppose ISIL performs same sex marriages?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:10 AM (FkBIv)

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The dive off the building by the happy couple at the end of the ceremony is a joyous tradition.

Posted by: WOPR at November 23, 2015 11:27 AM (ym5+y)

323 I'm voting for Cheap Trick .

Like them and the Ramones...

Posted by: donna at November 23, 2015 11:27 AM (/dSsq)

324 Ramones rule

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:28 AM (Msdm1)

325 Cheap Trick easy peasy.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 11:28 AM (mCmlM)

326 #305 Yeah, one day when my supervisor was doing the "frownie face" over me missing work for a migraine, I got on my high horse and said, "You know, I am really getting angry over you laughing when Bill calls in drunk or hung over and you get onto to me for missing work with a migraine after a twelve hour day. You have been told over and over that I have a disability with appropriate paperwork and that I can't take pain or migraine meds due to allergies. Bill chooses to get drunk." Dumb dayum bastard had no answer to that one except to sheepishly say well Bill is incorrigible.

By the way, Bill would actually call in drunk and hungover--he did not hide it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 11:28 AM (kXoT0)

327 Is it dead tree form?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


****


Also available in paperback via Amazon or CreateSpace. Those links are available on my blog which is linked in my nick- sample chapter available at that blog page.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 11:28 AM (NeFrd)

328 That monk is asking for it...

Just sayin'.

Posted by: jwest at November 23, 2015 11:29 AM (Zs4uk)

329 The guitarist for Cheap Trick though was a little unsettling. He looked slightly insane.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:29 AM (2x3L+)

330 306 And Christmas decorations are on sale in South Korea now too. Today's picture with more attractive Korean women and a cute little girl - mine will look like her someday....


http://tinyurl.com/nfktobv
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 11:23 AM (AC0lD)
****
Mmmm......Korean women.....Cute and wholesome, yet hotter than the fires of Hell....

Posted by: Martin Heidegger at November 23, 2015 11:29 AM (/33sy)

331 Good to see you Soona. Did your heart stop a few times during Saturday night's squeaker over TCU?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 11:17 AM (kXoT0)


------------------


I don't watch OU football. It's a health hazard for me. Plus, when I have watched, all I get is a broken heart.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:29 AM (Fmupd)

332 I like Alice Cooper too...

Posted by: donna at November 23, 2015 11:29 AM (/dSsq)

333 The picture of her working at the motor-pool garage in WWII always makes me smile.

It is pasted inside the top lid of my toolbox. Yes, there are Whitworths in there.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 23, 2015 11:30 AM (xq1UY)

334
Anyone remember the Cheap Trick t-shirt?

Black t-shirt with
Cheap Trick
Cheap Trick
Cheap Trick, etc in different colors.

And it also read: "On the seventh day, God created Cheap Trick"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 23, 2015 11:30 AM (Sw83N)

335 Huh. Barky said ISIS is "just a bunch of killers with good social media." So, did they just get promoted to varsity?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2015 11:31 AM (5buP8)

336
Okay, Cheap Trick vs Blondie?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 23, 2015 11:31 AM (Sw83N)

337 Huh. Barky said ISIS is "just a bunch of killers with good social media." So, did they just get promoted to varsity?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

No--Pres'nt Obama moved them JV to A/V Club.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 11:32 AM (VAsIq)

338 All my favorite bands I never got to see in concert because they broke up before I could drive. Cheap Trick and Van Halen and Led Zeppelin I wish I could have seen those 3 in concert.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:32 AM (2x3L+)

339 Joyce Carol Oates: "All we hear of ISIS is puritanical & punitive; is there nothing celebratory & joyous? Or is query naive?"

Definition of puritanical: very strict especially concerning morals and religion


Okay, maybe Oates isn't as stupid as she sounds: ISIS have a set of rigid behaviors, like animals, but there is no moral sense there. So if she thinks Puritans are evil, she can at least consistently support ISIS.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:32 AM (E5UB0)

340 Okay, Cheap Trick vs Blondie?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Blondie!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 11:32 AM (VAsIq)

341 335 Huh. Barky said ISIS is "just a bunch of killers with good social media." So, did they just get promoted to varsity?

He could be talking about Himself... He's killed just about everything that was good about America...

Posted by: donna at November 23, 2015 11:32 AM (/dSsq)

342 Mmmm......Korean women.....Cute and wholesome, yet hotter than the fires of Hell....

Hey Seoul sister!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 11:33 AM (kpqmD)

343 what did Oates say?

"All we hear of ISIS is puritanical & punitive; is there nothing celebratory & joyous? Or is query naive?"

yeah, there's a jaw dropper

she answers her own question but the answer isn't enough to prevent her from putting her empathy on a pedestal so we can all genuflect to her as being more civilized and sensitive than the rest of us unlettered savages

joyce dear, just enjoy the tea

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:33 AM (Msdm1)

344 Never mind, I see what she means.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:33 AM (E5UB0)

345 He could be talking about Himself... He's killed just about everything that was good about America...

Posted by: donna

Don't you forget about me!

Posted by: Victims of an errant hospital bombing (with bonus 80s song!) at November 23, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)

346 Okay, Cheap Trick vs Blondie?

Blondie, any time, any day, any way, anywhere.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 11:34 AM (1xUj/)

347 Yes, there are Whitworths in there.

Spanners or rifle?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2015 11:34 AM (5buP8)

348 Cheap Trick vs Blondie

My positronic circuits are overheating.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 11:34 AM (mCmlM)

349 Mmmm......Korean women.....Cute and wholesome, yet hotter than the fires of Hell....

Hey Seoul sister!



ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 11:34 AM (hQt/L)

350 "the query"

what is this, tea with the queen?

let's just be reminded that it's people like Oates who are in desperate existential need of protection

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:35 AM (Msdm1)

351 No!! Not Blondie!! Cheap Trick is the right answer.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:35 AM (2x3L+)

352 Blondie, any time, any day, any way, anywhere.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Call me.

Posted by: Debbie Harry at November 23, 2015 11:35 AM (VAsIq)

353 342 Mmmm......Korean women.....Cute and wholesome, yet hotter than the fires of Hell....

Hey Seoul sister!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 11:33 AM (kpqmD)
***
yeah, about that....

It's one of those things - like driving a Lotus - that's better in theory than in practice. No, never bang sisters - it doesnt end well.

Posted by: Martin Heidegger at November 23, 2015 11:35 AM (/33sy)

354 Criminals continue to thrive, somehow. And then there is the fact that those bureaucratic drones doing the surveilling are mostly complete dumbasses.*


*Exceptfor those hardworking, patriotic civil servants surveilling this blog, of course.
Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 11:26 AM (UWlp+)


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You forget. Criminals are the regime's friends. They keep things in chaos. It's the law-abiding patriot that is their enemy.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:35 AM (Fmupd)

355 *young* Blondie, from the CBGB days when she knotted a white shirt tight across her waist and sang punked out rock and roll

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:36 AM (Msdm1)

356 joyce dear, just enjoy the tea

I prefer: Shut the f'up and write. Let me be more specific: write fiction.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2015 11:36 AM (5buP8)

357 what did Oates say?



"All we hear of ISIS is puritanical punitive; is there nothing celebratory joyous?"




Sure there something celebratory and joyous about ISIS. For my part, I ululate like a bastard whenever one of them gets smoked.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2015 11:37 AM (oKE6c)

358 Oates- How come we never hear anything good about smallpox?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 11:38 AM (NeFrd)

359 *young* Blondie, from the CBGB days when she knotted a white shirt tight across her waist and sang punked out rock and roll


Because caring giver:

http://bit.ly/1MN6RCG

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 11:39 AM (1xUj/)

360 lol @ Seamus. Nice.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 23, 2015 11:39 AM (/Ho8c)

361
Pat Benatar vs Blondie?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 23, 2015 11:39 AM (Sw83N)

362 Did Blondie turn cheap tricks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (FkBIv)

363 Pat Benatar vs Blondie?


Oh that's just mean!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (1xUj/)

364 Oates- How come we never hear anything good about smallpox?




Oates- How come we never hear anything good about the black death?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (hQt/L)

365 Pope in the wilderness?

Like it! Nice use of golden mean and contrast of his robe with background. Couldn't put him in Franciscan monk style brown robes or you'd never see him, I guess.

Posted by: LizLem at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (hvf9s)

366 Okay, Cheap Trick vs Blondie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 23, 2015 11:31 AM (Sw83N)


OK, that is simple to answer with an hypothetical:

who would you rather see naked pictures of wearing bunny ears,
and who would you put up with mispronouncing French?

Debbie Harry or Robin Zander?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (q2o38)

367 Godzilla vs Bambi?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (YEelc)

368 ain't nearly enough "puritanical punitive" in dealing with ISIS

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (Msdm1)

369
I want you to monkey
I'd love you to monkey
I'm begging you to monkey
I-i-i want you to monkey!!!

Did not
Did not
Did not see you human
Oh-oh
Did not
Did not
Did not see you human

Posted by: Cheap Simians at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (KUa85)

370 Good news... I got another Dentist who wants to rent one of my operatories and we shook hands on it 10 minutes ago...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (gf8BH)

371 You forget. Criminals are the regime's friends. They keep things in chaos. It's the law-abiding patriot that is their enemy.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:35 AM (Fmupd)


And conversely, the regime is the criminals' friend. They want to give convicted criminals the vote, want to prevent employers from inquiring whether a job applicant is a convicted criminal, and the Democrat Party celebrates and supports criminals (e.g., Wesley Cook, the Rosenbergs, Bill Ayers, Alcee Hastings). Criminals and Democrats are all pretty much birds of a feather.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (oKE6c)

372 Pat Benatar vs Blondie?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Sticking with Blondie.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 11:41 AM (VAsIq)

373 I play in a band with a guitarist that toured with Cheap Trick in one of the opening acts.

And yeah, those are the only two Knack songs I'm familiar with. Like them both.

RIP Doug Fieger and Bruce Gary.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 11:41 AM (LUgeY)

374 Pat Benatar vs Blondie?

In a kiddie pool filled with oil?

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 11:41 AM (mCmlM)

375 Didn't Deborah Harry play John Cusack's mom in "Grifter's"? IIRC, it was a creepy good performance.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2015 11:41 AM (5buP8)

376 Did Blondie turn cheap tricks?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (FkBIv)

Well she was a Twisted Sister.

Posted by: Getting in the puns early at November 23, 2015 11:41 AM (hvf9s)

377 Daily Mail - Russian Airliner bomb was placed under the seat of a 15 year old Russian Girl. Where the life preserver vest is usually stowed

which means it was placed there by someone servicing the aircraft

like a cleaning service

Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 11:41 AM (zOTsN)

378 Oates- How come we never hear anything good about the black death?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (hQt/L)

And it's about time explosive diarrhea got some good press.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2015 11:42 AM (oKE6c)

379 bander, 'tis a beautiful thing, your generosity, you are too goods to us

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:42 AM (Msdm1)

380 Cull me!

Posted by: Blondie Charles Darwin at November 23, 2015 11:42 AM (E5UB0)

381 Oates--

You're probably wondering about my friend, Hall.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 11:42 AM (VAsIq)

382 FLASHBACK: Scientist Claims Global Warming Lead To Hitler

Same shit, different day.

Weasel Zippers

Funny shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:42 AM (gf8BH)

383 did the Nazi's not love their mothers? why don't we ever hear about how the commandants of those death camps sang Christmas songs?

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:43 AM (Msdm1)

384

why havent we heard from Egyptian authorities on this. The bomb was placed there by people serving the aircraft, not a passenger. Maintenance crew or cleaning service

Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 11:43 AM (zOTsN)

385 Didn't Deborah Harry play John Cusack's mom in "Grifter's"? IIRC, it was a creepy good performance.


Annette Benning.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 11:43 AM (1xUj/)

386 Ok, I actually plagiarized this from a comment here on an article about culling badgers. Someone posted "Cull me" with the sock "Blondie Badger".

Posted by: Blondie Charles Darwin at November 23, 2015 11:43 AM (E5UB0)

387 Because caring giver:

http://bit.ly/1MN6RCG

That must be where Hillary got the idea for her adult camps...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2015 11:43 AM (5buP8)

388 Joyce Carol Oates: "All we hear of ISIS is puritanical punitive;
is there nothing celebratory joyous? Or is query naive?"




Why is it that people who go by three names are typically assholes?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2015 11:44 AM (oKE6c)

389 Ok, I actually plagiarized this from a comment here on an article about culling badgers. Someone posted "Cull me" with the sock "Blondie Badger".

Posted by: Blondie Charles Darwin

Still funny.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 23, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)

390 Okay, this is where I mention that yesterday, 22 November, was the feast day of Saint Cecilia, the patron saint of music, who was martyred in Sicily around A.D. 476.

Forget Paul Simon, here is Handel's ' "Ode for St. Cecilia's Day"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwN7_R25P6g

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 11:44 AM (9mTYi)

391 I really don't care if President Obama think anyone is prejudicial and discriminatory because they think ISIS is a murderous, butchering terrorist group. Furthermore. I think anyone who spouts this delusional blather that Islam has nothing to do with terrorism has got their head so far stuck in the sand that it's about down there by Australia. yes, there are many peaceful Muslims but hundreds of thousands or more are not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 11:44 AM (No/ki)

392 Ok, I actually plagiarized this from a comment here on an article about culling badgers. Someone posted "Cull me" with the sock "Blondie Badger".

Posted by: Blondie Charles Darwin

Stolen jokes are the funniest.

Posted by: Dane Cook at November 23, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)

393 Deborah Harry hasn't aged well in comparison to others. I saw Carole and Paula of the Magic Garden kids TV show a few years ago. Carole had aged better than Paula.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:45 AM (E5UB0)

394 Good news... I got another Dentist who wants to rent one of my operatories and we shook hands on it 10 minutes ago...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (gf8BH)


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Operatory. Sounds like something linked to torture

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:45 AM (Fmupd)

395 Didn't Deborah Harry play John Cusack's mom in "Grifter's"? IIRC, it was a creepy good performance.


Annette Benning.


No, Angelica Huston. Though Benning was indeed in it. Yesirree she was.

...I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 23, 2015 11:45 AM (9krrF)

396 Why is it that people who go by three names are typically assholes?


Posted by: Jay Guevara

I have not yet begun to throat-punch you!

Posted by: John Paul Jones at November 23, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)

397 Angelica Huston.

She blew Annette's brains out and then slashed her son's throat to death and beat it with the loot.


Motha of the year.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 11:46 AM (mCmlM)

398 Annette Benning.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 11:43 AM (1xUj/)


I thought she was his girlfriend and Angelica Huston was his mother.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 11:46 AM (zc3Db)

399 Annette Benning, another babe in her prime

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:46 AM (Msdm1)

400 Stolen jokes are the funniest.

Great writers borrow ideas. Geniuses steal them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 11:46 AM (1xUj/)

401 Posted by: Dane Cook at November 23, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
----------------------------------------------------

I invented C++. Stop trying to stuff me into this crock pot.

Posted by: Bjarne Stroustrup at November 23, 2015 11:47 AM (E5UB0)

402 This why militias will never be the mode of resistance. They'll be infiltrated by the fed faster than one can say "gun".



Resistence will have to be carried out by single individuals or very
small groups of trusted friends. Surveillance is almost complete now.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:16 AM (Fmupd)


Infiltrate the feds.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 23, 2015 11:47 AM (5f5bM)

403 Operatory. Sounds like something linked to torture
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:45 AM (Fmupd)


What do you expect? They are Dentists, after all.

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2015 11:47 AM (xWW96)

404 Tina Turner - Bold Soul Sister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_dIO73cxuk

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2015 11:47 AM (LUgeY)

405 Operatory - (n.) Where operas are composed

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 11:47 AM (9mTYi)

406 Videodrome

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:48 AM (FkBIv)

407 Is it safe?
/Nevergiveup

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2015 11:48 AM (xWW96)

408 Great writers borrow ideas. Geniuses steal them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 11:46 AM (1xUj/)


From who?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 11:48 AM (zc3Db)

409 Why is it that people who go by three names are typically assholes?
Posted by: Jay Guevara
----------------------------------------
Some are DeGrasse holes.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 23, 2015 11:48 AM (E5UB0)

410 Why is it that people who go by three names are typically assholes?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2015 11:44 AM (oKE6c)


We'll have you know that many of us are friendly, gregarious people, jerk.

Posted by: American Association of Serial Killers at November 23, 2015 11:49 AM (vgIRn)

411 And i've got news for Obama-It might make his political pals happy-Although Diane Feinstein is off the reservation about ISIS (It's not a JV team) to go off on Republicans, but even all Obama voting people are not deluded. I have a friend who voted for Obama both times-a retired math teacher, very intelligent (except for voting for Obama) and compassionate. She thinks ISIS is equivalent to Nazis and has no illusions that their acts have nothing to do with Islam.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 11:49 AM (No/ki)

412 I thought she was his girlfriend and Angelica Huston was his mother.


Yes, I have been thoroughly corrected.

I have, however, demonstrably not violated the Moron Code by looking things up.

(All I really remember from the movie is Annette Benning full frontal in a doorway).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 11:49 AM (1xUj/)

413 Infiltrate the feds.

Hey, that's our shtick!

Posted by: CAIR at November 23, 2015 11:49 AM (YEelc)

414 From who?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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I think you mean "From zxho?"

Posted by: PC grammar police at November 23, 2015 11:50 AM (E5UB0)

415 Because Global Warming is a bigger threat than terrorism I propose airstrikes against AGW deniers. This policy will have the salutary effect of reducing or elimination Denier-ism and also improves the balance of terror.

Posted by: King Charles III at November 23, 2015 11:50 AM (LISuA)

416 Good news... I got another Dentist who wants to rent one of my operatories and we shook hands on it 10 minutes ago...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (gf8BH)


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Operatory. Sounds like something linked to torture
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:45 AM (Fmupd)

Well yeah, but the whips and electrical hook ups are extra

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:50 AM (gf8BH)

417 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 23, 2015 11:50 AM (yhc1B)

418 Is it safe?
/Nevergiveup

Is it secret!?

Posted by: Gandalf the Grey at November 23, 2015 11:50 AM (VAsIq)

419 Good news... I got another Dentist who wants to rent one of my operatories and we shook hands on it 10 minutes ago...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (gf8BH)

Good for you, as an IC or employee? Are you going in as a partnership or is the other dentist just a lodger?

Oh, and why do the dental technicians always insist that they tell me that the nasal Rx antihistimine I use can cause dry mouth and dental issues like they think they are now also pharmacists?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2015 11:50 AM (q2o38)

420 Prince Charles: climate change is the cause of radical Muslim violence!

Queen Elizabeth: I'll drink the blood of infants if that's what it takes to keep this idiot off the throne...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 11:51 AM (39g3+)

421 I think you mean "From zxho?"

Posted by: PC grammar police

"Zxhom."

Posted by: ahem at November 23, 2015 11:51 AM (VAsIq)

422 >>Pat Benatar vs Blondie?

Pat Benatar has a hell of a good voice, even now. I heard her live a few years back and was massively impressed.

I also love Call Me.

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 11:51 AM (lIU4e)

423 Well yeah, but the whips and electrical hook ups are extra

As long as insurance covers it, I'm good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2015 11:51 AM (YEelc)

424 My mother, she hates me, but because I'm her son, she must endure my existence....

First crop of kids? Tall, blonde-haired, and with blue or grey eyes. "They look like Goebbels'," says she.

Second crop? "Ho Chi Minh's."

Posted by: Martin Heidegger at November 23, 2015 11:51 AM (/33sy)

425 my only problem with Benning is that she has the eager cold smile facial expression of someone who would, in a divorce proceeding, gut you

which is probably how she survived banging Warren Beatty

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:51 AM (Msdm1)

426 All I really remember from the movie is Annette Benning full frontal in a doorway

I missed this movie!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat at November 23, 2015 11:51 AM (LISuA)

427 I think you mean "From zxho?"

Posted by: PC grammar police at November 23, 2015 11:50 AM (E5UB0)


Aha! I knew the Chinese were in there, somewhere.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 11:51 AM (zc3Db)

428 Operatory by voice, a fanatic by choice.

Aromatic is the Huma. SHE MUST BE MOIST.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 23, 2015 11:51 AM (E5UB0)

429
"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and says 'Can I have 50p dad?' The father replies '40p, what do you want 30p for?"

#EverydayAntisemitism

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 11:52 AM (iQIUe)

430 As long as insurance covers it, I'm good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Sorry, denied .

Posted by: Obamacare Panel at November 23, 2015 11:53 AM (9mTYi)

431 why can't Prince Charles just stand there, hunt foxes, and bang the servants, there's a decent chap, whence the propensity to make us all cringe at his inbred solecisms

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:53 AM (Msdm1)

432 I think you mean "From zxho?"

Posted by: PC grammar police at November 23, 2015 11:50 AM (E5UB0)

Aha! I knew the Chinese were in there, somewhere.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
-----------------------------------------------
Oh yes. The Chinese networking hardware company was accused of copyright infringement by simply duplicating Cisco's products.

Part of the evidence was that their manuals were nearly identical to Cisco's, right down to the typos.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:54 AM (E5UB0)

433 Deborah Harry-Angelica Huston, easy to mistake.

They look SO much like each other...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2015 11:54 AM (5buP8)

434 Huawei was the company.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:54 AM (E5UB0)

435 Guess what guys, modesty was invented to silence women! Selfies are feminist!

At least that's what some dumb tw... uh, feminist Cathy Reisenwitz says.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 11:55 AM (39g3+)

436 Call me, little boy.

Posted by: Deborah Harry Reid at November 23, 2015 11:55 AM (E5UB0)

437 joyce dear, just enjoy the tea Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 11:33 AM (Msdm1)

I liked her book of essays and interviews on boxing. Her Tyson interview (young, pre-rapist Mike Tyson)was particularly insightful.

Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 11:55 AM (cCEFD)

438 At least they didn't call is Crisco.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 11:55 AM (FkBIv)

439 "Operatory. Sounds like something linked to torture"




Is it safe yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 11:55 AM (ptqRm)

440 why can't Prince Charles just stand there, hunt foxes, and bang the servants, there's a decent chap, whence the propensity to make us all cringe at his inbred solecisms

You would think he was shamed into silence when we all found out he wanted to be a tampon.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 11:56 AM (mCmlM)

441 >>>>>> Good news... I got another Dentist who wants to rent one of my operatories and we shook hands on it 10 minutes ago...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM
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That is good news! I'm glad to hear it. More money for you. Yay!

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:56 AM (2x3L+)

442 I liked her book of essays and interviews on boxing. Her Tyson interview (young, pre-rapist Mike Tyson)was particularly insightful.
Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 11:55 AM (cCEFD)


WTF? Tyson is about as deep as a puddle of spit. How the fuck could you gain insights on that retard thug?

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2015 11:57 AM (xWW96)

443 You would think he was shamed into silence when we all found out he wanted to be a tampon.
Posted by: eleven
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Self-awareness is not a strong suit of the slow of wit.

Posted by: Obamacare Panel at November 23, 2015 11:57 AM (9mTYi)

444 Is it safe yet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 11:55 AM (ptqRm)


Sorry, beat you to it.

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2015 11:57 AM (xWW96)

445 I'll tell you what makes me feel all celebratory and joyous.


Scurvy!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 11:57 AM (NeFrd)

446 Call me, little boy.
Posted by: Deborah Harry Reid


No, thanks.

Posted by: Hiroshima at November 23, 2015 11:57 AM (FkBIv)

447 Oh yes. The Chinese networking hardware company was accused of copyright infringement by simply duplicating Cisco's products.

"They were tribute products." -- Chinese PR wonk

Part of the evidence was that their manuals were nearly identical to Cisco's, right down to the typos.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 11:54 AM (E5UB0)


At least, that was an improvement for the Chinese. I'm surprised they didn't leave the Cisco logo on them and just use a marker to make it read "Oisco".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 11:58 AM (zc3Db)

448 Operatory. Sounds like something linked to torture
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2015 11:45 AM (Fmupd)

Well yeah, but the whips and electrical hook ups are extra



Anything "tory" usually involves anal probes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2015 11:58 AM (hQt/L)

449 The Grifters was just awful to sit through. There wasn't one redeeming thing about any of the characters. That and American Beauty were the only 2 movies I almost walked out on.

Annette Benning was really good in Being Julia. It was a clever movie.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:58 AM (2x3L+)

450 Well, if you all will excuse me. It's that time of the man-month for me (IYKWIM).

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 11:59 AM (NeFrd)

451

mmmm

OKeefe has Huma on video tape talking about Hillarys committment to Syrian immigration and Syrian refugees

Posted by: ThunderB at November 23, 2015 12:00 PM (zOTsN)

452
News from my area:

Terror at Jew U.

Terrorist-protesters are occupying a main building at Brandeis University today demanding the school hire more minority faculty.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 23, 2015 12:00 PM (Sw83N)

453 The Grifters was just awful to sit through. There wasn't one redeeming thing about any of the characters. That and American Beauty were the only 2 movies I almost walked out on.


Hah....I remember thinking the exact same thing.

Kinda like....what's the point, here?

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 12:00 PM (mCmlM)

454 I'm not the biggest fan but even though she has a distinctive voice she sings live , in tune as well as anyone. Cyndi Lauper.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 12:00 PM (3r2w8)

455 441 >>>>>> Good news... I got another Dentist who wants to rent one of my operatories and we shook hands on it 10 minutes ago...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM
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That is good news! I'm glad to hear it. More money for you. Yay!
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 11:56 AM (2x3L+)


Perhaps. We're looking into this.

Posted by: IRS at November 23, 2015 12:00 PM (Fmupd)

456 I'm not the biggest fan but even though she has a distinctive voice she sings live , in tune as well as anyone. Cyndi Lauper.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 12:00 PM (3r2w


She was great in Vibes, which was a very funny movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 12:01 PM (zc3Db)

457 Infiltrate the feds.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 23, 2015 11:47 AM (5f5bM)

It's already been done. Read the book, Treason, by Ann Coulter. No matter what you think of her, that book is a helluva read, chilling and once you read it, then a whole bunch of things become very clear--chief among them, McCarthy was correct.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 12:01 PM (kXoT0)

458 450 Well, if you all will excuse me. It's that time of the man-month for me (IYKWIM).
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 11:59 AM (NeFrd)

Psst...need some MANPADS?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 12:02 PM (kpqmD)

459 fine, troyriser, glad to hear it

as I said, the middle of a vicious fight is not the time to ponder the sterling hidden qualities of the maniac who is trying hard to plunge a knife between your ribs

if she thought longer about it, maybe she'd realize that the demands of self-defense, for a time, outweigh the value of empathy

to be empathic, you first have to survive

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 12:03 PM (Msdm1)

460 >>>> (All I really remember from the movie is Annette Benning full frontal in a doorway).
------
All I remember is her letting her sweaty, large landlord do her to get out paying the rent. That and some scene with a bag of oranges and maybe a cigar burning someone's hand. I'm glad that's all I remember.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 12:03 PM (2x3L+)

461 Prince Charles takes after his dad way too much, but not in that hilarious pompous old British guy way. Just the "says all the wrong things at the wrong time" way.

And yeah, Cindy was great in Vibes, and is a lot more talented than people give her credit for.

"Time after Time" and her cover of "True Colors" were great.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 12:03 PM (39g3+)

462 370 Good news... I got another Dentist who wants to rent one of my operatories and we shook hands on it 10 minutes ago...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 11:40 AM (gf8BH)

I didn't know you were musical!

Kidding aside, get it in writing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 12:03 PM (kpqmD)

463 If you wannabe my tampon...

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner, spice transwoman at November 23, 2015 12:03 PM (E5UB0)

464 was Benning in "Absence of Malice" with Newman? that was well-done

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 12:04 PM (Msdm1)

465 Self-awareness is not a strong suit of the slow of wit.
Posted by: Obamacare Panel at November 23, 2015 11:57 AM (9mTYi)

Especially when the applause and bowing are a given. Barky is another stark example, except every once in awhile, when he says something particularly stupid and no one laughs or claps right away, it gets really awkward.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 12:04 PM (kXoT0)

466 Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 12:04 PM (Msdm1)

Sally Fields.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 12:05 PM (3r2w8)

467 Nood Hillary

Posted by: flygal at November 23, 2015 12:05 PM (TCUz4)

468 ah ya, sally fields

another barking loon, in the end

Posted by: Feh at November 23, 2015 12:06 PM (Msdm1)

469 was Benning in "Absence of Malice" with Newman? that was well-done

That was Sally Struthers.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 12:06 PM (mCmlM)

470 How would you like to go through life with this name??

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=241404

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2015 12:06 PM (ptqRm)

471 Bennington was good in the movie where her and Beatty started their relationship. Bugsy.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 12:07 PM (3r2w8)

472 Kidding aside, get it in writing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 12:03 PM (kpqmD)


Yes we are going to write something up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 12:08 PM (gf8BH)

473 Freaking auto corrupt at it again.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 23, 2015 12:08 PM (3r2w8)

474 was Benning in "Absence of Malice" with Newman? that was well-done

Brian Dennehy in drag

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 23, 2015 12:08 PM (39g3+)

475 WTF? Tyson is about as deep as a puddle of spit. How the fuck could you gain insights on that retard thug?
Posted by: maddogg
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That stupid tattoo around his eye is just ugly and sinister looking. That was a mistake. It just makes me think, "Islam is like Mike Tyson. The West is like Evander Holyfield's ear".

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 12:08 PM (E5UB0)

476 New thread

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 12:10 PM (kXoT0)

477 was Benning in "Absence of Malice" with Newman? that was well-done
Posted by: Feh
----------------------------------------------------------
I will be starring in the remake, "Absence of Phallus".

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 23, 2015 12:10 PM (E5UB0)

478 SH*T. 5 star pun and I'm willowed.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 23, 2015 12:10 PM (E5UB0)

479 Phuc Dat Bich.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 23, 2015 12:11 PM (E5UB0)

480 It's already been done. Read the book, Treason, by Ann Coulter. No matter what you think of her, that book is a helluva read, chilling and once you read it, then a whole bunch of things become very clear--chief among them, McCarthy was correct.Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 23, 2015 12:01 PM (kXoT0)

I read that book. Ann Coulter claimed George Marshall--General George Marshall, that is--was a Soviet agent or communist sympathizer or a fellow traveler or some such bullshit. She had to make the claim since her premise was that everything that came out of Joe McCarthy's mouth was Gospel Truth; ergo, McCarthy's claims thatMarshall was a Soviet sympathizer (!) must be true.

The reason Joe McCarthy (and Coulter) made this accusation is because prior to VE Day, General Marshall, former Chief of Joint Chiefs then Truman's Secretary of State,floated the idea ofcontinuing (obviously non-military)aid to the Soviet Union as a way of forestalling or even preventinga Cold (and possibly Very Hot) War with Russia. Truman gave the idea consideration but turned it down as unfeasible given that Joe Stalin was an untrustworthy monster.

Thus the 'commie traitor' accusation by Joseph McCarthy against George Marshall, one of the greatest Americans of the 20th Century. Coulter is an asshole for perpetuating it.

Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 12:13 PM (cCEFD)

481 WTF? Tyson is about as deep as a puddle of spit. How the fuck could you gain insights on that retard thug?Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2015 11:57 AM (xWW96)

Not defending Tyson's character. Neither was she. Tyson was, however, one of the greatest boxers in the history of the sport. And thuggish? One can make that same claim regarding any number of former champions and contenders. John L. Sullivan, for example, was a complete asshole and a bully out of the ring--as well as a near-rabid racist. Jake LaMotta also comes to mind. So do goons like Tony Galento. The list goes on. The sport's full of 'em.

I happen to love that sport, although now too old to compete anymore. And insofar as the interview itself is concerned,it should be pointed out thatinterviews with famous people in various fields of endeavorhave some news and historical value.

Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 12:25 PM (cCEFD)

482 440 why can't Prince Charles just stand there, hunt foxes, and bang the servants, there's a decent chap, whence the propensity to make us all cringe at his inbred solecisms

You would think he was shamed into silence when we all found out he wanted to be a tampon.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 11:56 AM (mCmlM)



The plant he was talking to told him to do it.


Unfortunately, the plant didn't tell him to abdicate.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)

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