Football Thread: Sunday Late Game Edition [CBD]

Two solid teams that dominate their divisions meet for bragging rights for the prized Ohio-Arizona corridor.

(There may be a repeat or two in here, but honestly, who cares?)

092715-nfl-cheerleaders-cardinals.vnocropresize.940.529.medium.1.jpg

My favorite....

My other favorite....

For any NY/NJ Morons who are interested: there is a Moron Meet-up scheduled for December 18th, 6:00pm-9:00pm in the West Village.
For more information: nynjmeet at optimum dot net

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:30 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Posted by: looking at the Bengals cheerleader at November 22, 2015 07:26 PM (REdlt)

2 elboooooows

Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at November 22, 2015 07:27 PM (I+hto)

3 2 Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead

Nice elbows.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2015 07:31 PM (u82oZ)

4 For any NY/NJ Morons who are interested: there is a Moron Meet-up
scheduled for December 18th, 6:00pm-9:00pm in the West Village.
For more information: nynjmeet at optimum dot net

The West Village? Shit go big, head down to the Bowery. Probably safer and better hobo hunting.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 22, 2015 07:33 PM (jJRIy)

5 So....NDH keeps beating me in the sharp elbows department, but I think I came close with this thread.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2015 07:33 PM (Zu3d9)

6 Those are some pointy pom-poms

Posted by: chemjeff at November 22, 2015 07:34 PM (uZNvH)

7 CBD you are really going to have a meetup on the opening night of the new Star Wars movie?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 22, 2015 07:34 PM (uZNvH)

8 Reminds me of Neil Boortz commentaries on 'hard-bellies'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 22, 2015 07:35 PM (T78UI)

9 The girl in the 3rd picture appears to have a coin slot for a navel. I'm not jumping to any conclusions, though.

Posted by: pep at November 22, 2015 07:35 PM (LAe3v)

10 9
The girl in the 3rd picture appears to have a coin slot for a navel. I'm not jumping to any conclusions, though.

Posted by: pep at November 22, 2015 07:35 PM (LAe3v)

She looks mighty young and I think you will need more than coins to bring her home.
White boots!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 22, 2015 07:36 PM (jJRIy)

11 She looks mighty young and I think you will need more than coins to bring her home.
White boots!

Posted by: Nip Sip

Maybe Kugerrands

Posted by: Bruce at November 22, 2015 07:38 PM (8ikIW)

12 Race still on NBC. Thankfully that shrinks Costass time.

But, ugh, Kyle Bush 13 laps from a Championship.

Posted by: looking at the Bengals cheerleader at November 22, 2015 07:38 PM (REdlt)

13
Weird, but now I'm in the mood for Red Velvet Cake, which I never had before.

Is red velvet cake the 'new thing' in cakes? I seem to be seeing it everywhere.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:40 PM (Sw83N)

14 They all seem nice.

*sighs*
*starts singing "I'm So Ronery"*

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 22, 2015 07:41 PM (kpqmD)

15 Go Bengals!

By which I mean, Don't Fuck Up Like Monday Night!

Who Dey!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2015 07:41 PM (EUMr7)

16 >>>Is red velvet cake the 'new thing' in cakes? I seem to be seeing it everywhere.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:40 PM (Sw83N)<<<

Fuck red velvet. It's old and stale.

Posted by: the new hotness that is Pumpkin Spice at November 22, 2015 07:41 PM (REdlt)

17 Maybe many Kugerrands

Posted by: Bruce at November 22, 2015 07:38 PM (8ikIW)

FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 22, 2015 07:41 PM (jJRIy)

18 They make Red Velvet Cake Pop Tarts.

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2015 07:41 PM (z/Ubi)

19 Screw Red velvet cake, you want THIS!

http://tinyurl.com/qd5veu2

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 22, 2015 07:43 PM (jJRIy)

20 How can the Packers lose to the Lions (the Lions!) at home, and beat the Vikings so handily away?

Tell me.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 22, 2015 07:43 PM (E6RIJ)

21
They make Red Velvet Cake Pop Tarts.

No F'n way?!?

What's so special about red velvet cake??

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:43 PM (Sw83N)

22 I really think the only reason that they made this a primetime game is because they were hoping Carson Palmer vs Bengals would be good. I imagine that if both teams were sucking it up this year this would have been one of the games they would have been able to switch. Or are they no longer doing that?

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2015 07:43 PM (z/Ubi)

23 CBD,
Thank you for recipe for Mac & Cheese. I found now in Food Thread. I thanked you there & thought I should do so here too!

Posted by: Carol at November 22, 2015 07:44 PM (sj3Ax)

24
The girl in the top pic looks like cake, that's why I mention it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:44 PM (Sw83N)

25 Door #2, please! Obviously hiding a hideously disfigured left elbow, but, other than that, what a beauty.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2015 07:44 PM (n22zQ)

26 Hey Carol

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 07:45 PM (zyIlW)

27 #1 and #3 have too much makeup and bleached hair. #2 is a natural, and very pretty.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 22, 2015 07:45 PM (E6RIJ)

28 >>>one of the games they would have been able to switch. Or are they no longer doing that?

Actually, I think this was originally scheduled as a 4:00 and they switched it a couple weeks ago based on the teams' records.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2015 07:46 PM (EUMr7)

29 Is red velvet cake the 'new thing' in cakes? I seem to be seeing it everywhere.

I wonder if it's regional. I'd never even heard of it until a few years ago. After having some, yeah, I don't get the attraction.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2015 07:46 PM (n22zQ)

30
I'm going with the Cardinals tonight. The Bengals are okay, but they ain't great. Plus the head coach sucks, Marv Lewis. Plus, the qb has orange hair.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:46 PM (Sw83N)

31
I dated a girl that looked like #3 way back when I was young. Thanks for the reminder. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 07:47 PM (ODxAs)

32
I haven't tried it either. But I will eventually.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:47 PM (Sw83N)

33 Three women who have laughed in my face in spirit, if not in the flesh.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 22, 2015 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

34 20 How can the Packers lose to the Lions (the Lions!) at home, and beat the Vikings so handily away?

Tell me.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 22, 2015 07:43 PM (E6RIJ)''

_____

It's a cliche but any given sunday and all that. The worst team isn't really all that much worse than the best team. Which is why it's so rare for any team to go undefeated.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 22, 2015 07:48 PM (0LHZx)

35 >>>I'm going with the Cardinals tonight. The Bengals
are okay, but they ain't great. Plus the head coach sucks, Marv Lewis.
Plus, the qb has orange hair.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:46 PM (Sw83N)<<<

Don't make fun of meeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: The Red ~~Rifle~~ Ryder BB Gun at November 22, 2015 07:48 PM (REdlt)

36 Hi SMFH,
I'm not staying for football thread.

I wanted to thank CBD for recipe.

Posted by: Carol at November 22, 2015 07:48 PM (sj3Ax)

37 We need a JJWatt picture for the ettes. NDH always give a pic for the ettes. Jus sayin.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 22, 2015 07:49 PM (zOTsN)

38 The girl in the 3rd picture appears to have a coin slot for a navel. I'm not jumping to any conclusions, though.

Posted by: pep at November 22, 2015 07:35 PM

Wait! What? Oh! I didn't even see her belly button, only the slot at the top, and I was thinking something else went there.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2015 07:49 PM (+bVzV)

39
I'm seeing a Greg Olsen on my TV right now; he plays for the Panthers. He looks like Merlin Olsen. Any relation??

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:49 PM (Sw83N)

40 That Ben Gal requires smooches, stat.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 22, 2015 07:50 PM (39g3+)

41 Bengals QB looks like Syndrome in The Incredibles

Posted by: ThunderB at November 22, 2015 07:50 PM (zOTsN)

42
28 >>>one of the games they would have been able to switch. Or are they no longer doing that?

Actually, I think this was originally scheduled as a 4:00 and they switched it a couple weeks ago based on the teams' records.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2015 07:46 PM (EUMr7)

Ah so yes they still do get to switch up games to have better teams on Sunday night.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 22, 2015 07:50 PM (z/Ubi)

43 We need a JJWatt picture for the ettes. NDH always give a pic for the ettes. Jus sayin.

NDH spilled the beans about ladies liking to look at cheerleaders too, so
no dice!

Posted by: not that I have a vote at November 22, 2015 07:50 PM (76jcv)

44 I DGAF about pics of either, so...

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 07:51 PM (zyIlW)

45
No. 3 has her hands up no. 2's skirt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 07:51 PM (ODxAs)

46
Wow Terry Bradshaw is completely incoherent.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:52 PM (Sw83N)

47 It's magically delicious, Cincy wins

Posted by: Ginger Qb at November 22, 2015 07:53 PM (6Ll1u)

48
45
No. 3 has her hands up no. 2's skirt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 07:51 PM (ODxAs)

So you're saying she played softball like #3 in the earlier thread did too?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 22, 2015 07:53 PM (z/Ubi)

49
Panthers will now finish the season 11-5..

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:53 PM (Sw83N)

50 That 3rd gal has that Heather Locklear thing going on

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 07:54 PM (PMlgt)

51 Cheergal #3 is nice and curvy in all the right places.

Posted by: EC at November 22, 2015 07:54 PM (j8YpL)

52
Massachusetts is now trying to outlaw homosexual conversion therapy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:54 PM (Sw83N)

53
remember in the 70's the thing to do was FEATHER your hair?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 22, 2015 07:55 PM (Sw83N)

54 44>> Oh snap! Someone get a pic of some football guy quick!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2015 07:56 PM (+bVzV)

55 Read much, COJ?

I said I don't give a fuck about pics of jocks or cheerleaders...I just enjoy watching the game.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 07:58 PM (zyIlW)

56 Droopy eyelids on the third causes things to go all limpid

Posted by: derit at November 22, 2015 07:58 PM (jT+gh)

57 All three of them are cute but number two is a honey to remember. Probably crazy or idiotic. You never get all three.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 22, 2015 07:59 PM (39g3+)

58 PANTHERS! 10-0

Sure makes it easy to forget that 1-15 season.

Superbowl bitches, here we come!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 22, 2015 08:00 PM (jJRIy)

59 55>> Chill, grumpy girl.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2015 08:01 PM (+bVzV)

60 Wow Terry Bradshaw is completely incoherent.

***

My longest-standing crush

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 08:01 PM (PMlgt)

61

Massachusetts is now trying to outlaw homosexual conversion therapy.

So you can 'become' a woman, but not a hetero.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 22, 2015 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

62 Oh boy. That SI guy (King) just said he wouldn't be surprised to see Kaeperdick be in Oakland next year.

Poor, poor, SMFH. The football news just keeps getting worse.

Posted by: when it rains, it pours at November 22, 2015 08:01 PM (REdlt)

63 So you can 'become' a woman, but not a hetero.

Homosexuality is always 100% genetic and never a choice, except when it is, and shut up, hater.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 22, 2015 08:02 PM (39g3+)

64 The girl in the 3rd picture appears to have a coin slot for a navel. I'm not jumping to any conclusions, though.

She has an even nicer place to keep your wallet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 22, 2015 08:02 PM (LUgeY)

65 Jets will take Kaepernick

Posted by: ThunderB at November 22, 2015 08:02 PM (zOTsN)

66 49

Panthers will now finish the season 11-5..

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 07:53 PM (Sw83N)

I'll take that bet after those Cheese heads pay off their losing bets.
We have Falcoons and Tampa at home, we win those. We beat Cowboy's Thursday.
The only team that worries me is the Giants.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 22, 2015 08:04 PM (jJRIy)

67 62,

As I said in the earlier football thread, I excel in embracing the suck.

Nothing new as far as my Raiders is concerned.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 08:04 PM (zyIlW)

68 52 - Conversion TO or FROM?

Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2015 08:06 PM (e3bId)

69 My Beloved Crimson Tide beat Brownie Troop #417 yesterday 1,187^7 to Q.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 22, 2015 08:06 PM (LUgeY)

70 I would hit that cardinals cheerleader like an Obama family member hits a Kobe beef buffet.

Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2015 08:08 PM (3tjn4)

71
in 2013 the Chiefs went to, like, 8-0, and then finished 11-5. Panthers remind me of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 22, 2015 08:11 PM (Sw83N)

72 I'd hit that BenGal cheerleader so hard, her momma'd need a cigarette.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 22, 2015 08:11 PM (LUgeY)

73 Still can't believe my Cowboys won today, is this reality or am I actually passed out drunk somewhere and dreaming it all while hobos fondle my genitals, after 7 losses in a row I just can't be sure.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 22, 2015 08:13 PM (nithJ)

74 73>> Blind hog..nut...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2015 08:14 PM (+bVzV)

75
El nuevo presidente de Argentina:

https://twitter.com/mauriciomacri

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 08:15 PM (iQIUe)

76 Who gives a fuck about Argentina?

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 08:16 PM (zyIlW)

77 after 7 losses in a row

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Brandon Weedbegone at November 22, 2015 08:16 PM (Dwehj)

78 @75

Holy Shit! The Peronist lost! Praise God!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 22, 2015 08:16 PM (jJRIy)

79 Girl #2 makes me want to take her with me for a nice long vacation on a nice beach on a nice island in the middle of the warm Pacific.

Ditto girl #3 except it would be for a weekend and we wouldn't get to the beach . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2015 08:16 PM (jI1b1)

80 >>>Still can't believe my Cowboys won today, is this
reality or am I actually passed out drunk somewhere and dreaming it all
while hobos fondle my genitals, after 7 losses in a row I just can't be
sure.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 22, 2015 08:13 PM (nithJ)<<<

All thanks to my genius!

Posted by: Jason Garrett, genius ginger, with his hands tied behind his back at November 22, 2015 08:16 PM (REdlt)

81
5 days ago..

France: Only 30 Muslims show up for rally against Paris jihad attacks

That's thirty Muslims out of around five million Muslims in France. ...

Yes, 99.999% muslims EVERYWHERE celebrate jihadi attacks. Some do it quietly; most do it loudly.
Can you imagine the Hate and Bile spewed in mosques all over the world daily/weekly that we don't know about it??

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 22, 2015 08:17 PM (Sw83N)

82 76 Who gives a fuck about Argentina?
Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 08:16 PM (zyIlW)

=========
Intelligent people - that's who!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 08:17 PM (iQIUe)

83 I'm sure Argentina's election will have an influence on the US.

Really.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 08:18 PM (zyIlW)

84
Lets see now, the gop estabs put up a scandal ridden estab gop for the Louisiana Gov race and hand it to the Dems. Same game they always play.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 08:19 PM (ODxAs)

85 83 I'm sure Argentina's election will have an influence on the US.

Really.
Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 08:18 PM (zyIlW)
================

Here's a binky, go to bed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 08:19 PM (iQIUe)

86 Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 08:16 PM

Daaaammmnnn! Why so grumpy? You're usually pretty chipper and snarky.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2015 08:20 PM (+bVzV)

87 Gonna make me?

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 08:20 PM (zyIlW)

88 Am I the only one that holds up a burning lighter when Bob Costas gives his sermons?

Wooooo! Bob-byyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: fluffy at November 22, 2015 08:21 PM (AfsKp)

89 Middle one....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 08:21 PM (0xLZu)

90
I don't think the Republican party even wants to win the White House in 2016. They seem to be very happy with the status quo.

In fact, I've never seen the Republicans more content in my entire life. Seriously.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 22, 2015 08:21 PM (Sw83N)

91 Conversion TO or FROM?

From, of course! 'To' is what we in the Common Core community like to call success stories.

Posted by: NEA at November 22, 2015 08:21 PM (J3phO)

92 I see everyone's in a cheery mood.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 08:23 PM (0xLZu)

93

NOOD ACE!!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 22, 2015 08:23 PM (Sw83N)

94 In fact, I've never seen the Republicans more content in my entire life.

Have you seen our new contract for the 2016 tour? You'd be happy, too.

Posted by: The Washington GOPe-nerals at November 22, 2015 08:24 PM (RrDm2)

95 >>Is red velvet cake the 'new thing' in cakes? I seem to be seeing it everywhere.

I wonder if it's regional. I'd never even heard of it until a few years ago. After having some, yeah, I don't get the attraction.
Posted by: t-bird

Nope.

It's old, old, old. It was popularized in the '30's by the Adams Extract company.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2015 08:24 PM (ysFo+)

96 92 I see everyone's in a cheery mood.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 08:23 PM (0xLZu)

==========
I am.

They threw out that lefty bum in Argentina.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 08:24 PM (iQIUe)

97
88 Am I the only one that holds up a burning lighter when Bob Costas gives his sermons?

Wooooo! Bob-byyyyyyy!!!
Posted by: fluffy at November 22, 2015 08:21 PM (AfsKp)

Why? Are you hoping someone runs by and dumps gasoline on him?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 22, 2015 08:24 PM (z/Ubi)

98 This should cheer everyone up. Obozo Admin. bans saying Merry Christmas at Salem, Virginia V.A.

http://tinyurl.com/pcf5wbl

Posted by: dartist at November 22, 2015 08:25 PM (/tTDo)

99 I see everyone's in a cheery mood.

I'll prescribe some Holiday Cheer. Over ice or maybe with a mixer. It depends on what you have.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 22, 2015 08:25 PM (LUgeY)

100

I said NOOD ACE.

Proceed...

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 22, 2015 08:29 PM (Sw83N)

101 Damn turnover fest tonight.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 08:50 PM (vsbNu)

102 Not much excitement in the game so far...

Posted by: exdem13 at November 22, 2015 08:51 PM (ry4ab)

103 Excitement showed up. Touchdown pass to Eifert, woot!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 22, 2015 08:56 PM (ry4ab)

104 50 That 3rd gal has that Heather Locklear thing going on
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 07:54 PM (PMlgt)

~~~~~~

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Heather.
Always wanted her, a pair of handcuffs, a couple of tribbles and some Romulan ale in my quarters for a long weekend.

Posted by: Capt. Kirk at November 22, 2015 09:03 PM (jI1b1)

105 Now we have ourselves a game.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 09:18 PM (vsbNu)

106 Always wanted her, a pair of handcuffs, a couple of tribbles and some Romulan ale in my quarters for a long weekend.
Posted by: Capt. Kirk at November 22, 2015 09:03 PM (jI1b1)

*SHUDDER*

Posted by: A Tribble at November 22, 2015 09:21 PM (vsbNu)

107 Always wanted her, a pair of handcuffs, a couple of tribbles and some Romulan ale in my quarters for a long weekend.

Posted by: Capt. Kirk at November 22, 2015 09:03 PM (jI1b1)

You bastard! I'll scratch her eyes out if you do.

Posted by: Yeoman Rand at November 22, 2015 10:12 PM (JO9+V)

Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0205 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0072 seconds, 116 records returned.
Page size 59 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.