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Happy Friday Night!
I don't know about you, but I have some Thanksgiving shopping to do. Like, all of it. Thankgiving! Best time of the year, except for quarterly taxes! I love seeing how rich I am!
Goals 😍 pic.twitter.com/zF6plW5xN0
— Sassy Goats (@TheSassyGoats) November 21, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Quarterly taxes are a horrible, horrible thing. The Clinton Foundation had to refile a bunch of theirs. Their tax guy sucked!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 20, 2015 07:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 20, 2015 07:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Donald Kensington at November 20, 2015 07:57 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Mohammed al-Dirka at November 20, 2015 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Non-Muslim ISIS Member at November 20, 2015 07:59 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 07:59 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Mohammed al-Dirka
C'mon. Who are you trying to fool, us or yourself?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 20, 2015 07:59 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: eman at November 20, 2015 07:59 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Weasel at November 20, 2015 08:00 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Mohammed Alblowemup at November 20, 2015 08:00 PM (7Kbxu)
Those aren't goats. They're horned Joo corgis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:00 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: fluffy at November 20, 2015 08:01 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2015 08:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2015 08:01 PM (NGd+i)
Happy Thanksgiving, Morons. Will be going dark as crappy Internet on the farm. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 20, 2015 08:01 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 20, 2015 08:02 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 20, 2015 08:05 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Mohamed, the goat fucker at November 20, 2015 08:05 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2015 08:06 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: fluffy at November 20, 2015 08:07 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at November 20, 2015 08:07 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 08:07 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Hank at November 20, 2015 08:08 PM (IkSOf)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at November 20, 2015 08:08 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 08:08 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Don't Want To Live Like a Refugee at November 20, 2015 08:08 PM (KgGd7)
Posted by: Mohamed, the goat fucker at November 20, 2015 08:09 PM (jJRIy)
Some nice New York moron should invite u to dinner!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2015 08:06 PM (UpGcq)
You know I would. I'd love to witness the conversation between him and the lib prof wife!
Pass the stuffing, please . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:09 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2015 08:09 PM (j8YpL)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 20, 2015 08:10 PM (GUBah)
Priceless:
AFTER you were pretty much done, realizing you had the parts to build an AK in .223 for about $150.
f***********************ck!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 08:10 PM (hVdx9)
I see some girl in boots but no goat. What am I missing?
/ also, lawn, get off
Posted by: se pa moron at November 20, 2015 08:11 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 20, 2015 08:11 PM (KgGd7)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2015 08:11 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Jeb! at November 20, 2015 08:13 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 20, 2015 08:11 PM (KgGd7)
The year? Sheesh, I still feel like it's 1982.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:13 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2015 08:14 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 08:14 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Mohammed Fritz Mohamoud at November 20, 2015 08:14 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2015 08:11 PM (UpGcq)
Podcast concept.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:14 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Snicklefritz at November 20, 2015 08:15 PM (Moh0M)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 08:16 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 08:14 PM (jJRIy)
Wow! For real?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:16 PM (uRmWf)
It's an animated gif. Effin COBOL programmers
Posted by: fluffy at November 20, 2015 08:16 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 08:17 PM (6Ll1u)
Good old fashion Bond fun.
They did waste Christophe Waltz a little bit though.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 20, 2015 08:18 PM (9DS83)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:18 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Alistair MacLean's Rejected Munuscripts at November 20, 2015 08:20 PM (Irz9D)
You scoff now but in a couple days when customs clears I'll be rolling in it.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 20, 2015 08:20 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:16 PM (uRmWf)
Yeah, it changed about a month ago, been meaning to point it out to you.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 08:20 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Alistair MacLean's Rejected Munuscripts at November 20, 2015 08:20 PM (Irz9D)
Das Goat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:20 PM (uRmWf)
Yea, Alabama! Drown 'em Tide!
Every 'Bama man's behind you,
Hit your stride.
Go teach the Bulldogs to behave,
Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave.
And if a man starts to weaken,
That's a shame!
For Bama's pluck and grit have
Writ her name in Crimson flame.
Fight on, fight on, fight on men!
Remember the Rose Bowl, we'll win then.
Go, roll to victory,
Hit your stride,
You're Dixie's football pride,
Crimson Tide, Roll Tide, Roll Tide!!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2015 08:20 PM (6TPa2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2015 08:20 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 08:21 PM (vsbNu)
And unlike goats from the middle east, I'm sure of the goat's purity, which was never something I would have ever thought about before 9/11. Those crazy muslims.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 08:21 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 08:22 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: goatexchange at November 20, 2015 08:22 PM (Nd4YY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:22 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:00 PM (uRmWf)
If those were Joo corgis, they'd be sheep.
Way to scapegoat the Joooos.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:22 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 08:23 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 08:23 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 20, 2015 08:23 PM (qh617)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:22 PM (0NdlF)
Uh Oh, this could lead to some awful puns.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 08:24 PM (jJRIy)
THAT'S WHAT THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE TELLS ME.
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 20, 2015 08:24 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Alistair MacLean's Rejected Munuscripts at November 20, 2015 08:20 PM
Das Goat
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:20 PM
Ha! You win.
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:24 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:22 PM (0NdlF)
Heh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:24 PM (uRmWf)
Some nice New York moron should invite u to dinner!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2015 08:06 PM (UpGcq)
Only the best Val-U-Rite braised hobo meat, grilled to perfection, with a minimalistic salt and pepper marinade.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 20, 2015 08:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:24 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2015 08:24 PM (6TPa2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:25 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 08:25 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2015 08:24 PM (6TPa2)
================================================
Yowza - I shoulda checked there first!
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 08:25 PM (dFi94)
Check your pocket for petals.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2015 08:24 PM (6TPa2)
Zuzu!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:25 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:26 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:26 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:26 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 20, 2015 08:26 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:26 PM (uRmWf)
Syrian Observer group publishes report detailing Russian airstrikes in Syria, which they say have killed 403 civilians and 381 fighters in the last two months, while the Russian Defense Ministry claims to have killed 600 fighters in a single strike on Friday.
Well that is how you actually have to fight a war...Now I am not saying what the russians are doing is right and I am not saying what the russians are doing is wrong...I am just saying
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2015 08:27 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:26 PM (0NdlF)
LOL! Thread winner!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:27 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 20, 2015 08:27 PM (rUc9h)
France, increasing military spending and brushing aside EU rules.
They project this will push France's debt/GDP over 100% by 2020.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 08:27 PM (dvuhZ)
The true story of a Iranian Nuclear scientist...
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 20, 2015 08:27 PM (qh617)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:28 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 20, 2015 08:28 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:28 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:28 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Goatboy at November 20, 2015 08:28 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (gRZfJ)
???
But the continuous attacks on Israel? not so much
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (0NdlF)
Space Goat Coast to Coast.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Barky O at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (rUc9h)
No, you're right -- a merciless war ends the fighting faster and consequentially ends up with fewer dead and a shorter war.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: fluffy at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (hVdx9)
That gal will never get up to full speed in those boots. I think she wants those goats to catch her.
Posted by: Hank
Nah, she's clearly a dolphin girl.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Barky O at November 20, 2015 08:29 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: sinalco at November 20, 2015 08:30 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:30 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:30 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 20, 2015 08:30 PM (qh617)
Ha! And whomever pulled me out would be crowned Mahdi!
Yes! Like Saladin taking virgin Jerusalem I would ravish this herd!
Posted by: Achmed Abdul Mohammad al Goati at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (+MWCq)
Good for the Russians.
Putin should offer the French a 10% tax rate, the elimination of 90% of government regulation (which would also mean government jobs), the expulsion of every muslim from the country, removal from the EU and the right to carry weapons and defend their life and property in exchange for making him ruler of France.
See if they'd bite.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (uRmWf)
Hum? So does that mean Israel has a free hand?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (DUoqb)
France, increasing military spending and brushing aside EU rules. They project this will push France's debt/GDP over 100% by 2020.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 08:27 PM (dvuhZ)
Come on in, the water's fine!
Seriously, it looks as though the French may get it. Now.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Abdul and Constantinople at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (BO/km)
Instead they assume that everyone is running with virus insertion software in the 'ON' position.
Get off my lawn with the goats. Chick in boots can stay.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 20, 2015 08:32 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2015 08:32 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:32 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (DUoqb)
It's possible to overdo the Israel stuff.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 20, 2015 08:32 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Syrian refugee in Los Angeles at November 20, 2015 08:32 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:33 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 08:33 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (uRmWf)
I think on Jet Blue that is accurate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2015 08:33 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:33 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 08:33 PM (+4mdw)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 20, 2015 08:32 PM (oKE6c)
Actually no I don't
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2015 08:34 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:34 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2015 08:33 PM (DUoqb)
Just flew in on the redeye this morning, in fact. No goats in sight.
But a cute chihuahua.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:34 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Goatfucker at November 20, 2015 08:34 PM (kHgvV)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (oKE6c)
Nah. Dropping bombs is the easiest thing to do to make everyone feel better. They haven't even begun contemplating serious changes in direction.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 08:34 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Cat Stevens at November 20, 2015 08:34 PM (xU0ng)
I keep saying his woman makes far too much sense to be a Democrat. Gee, I wonder who strengthened ISIS by toppling Gaddafi without any Congressional approval? Looking at you, Hillary
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2015 08:35 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (Dwehj)
I keep saying his woman makes far too much sense to be a Democrat. Gee, I wonder who strengthened ISIS by toppling Gaddafi without any Congressional approval? Looking at you, Hillary
***
I said the same thing, several times, over on Twitter. Then I researched and learned that, oh yeah, she's a Lib.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: Cat Stevens at November 20, 2015 08:34 PM (xU0ng)
Had it earlier but yours is more betterer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Cat Stevens at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Your Neighborhood Clockmaker at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (E5hoS)
So, Ace is hosting Thanksgiving dinner at his place? You want that we should bring anything, Ace? What time do you want us there?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (uRmWf)
By any other name would smell as sweet"
Posted by: If Shakespear had been from the Mid East at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (qh617)
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2015 08:37 PM (LAe3v)
Funny. He used to be...
***************
"Ace: I'm Gonna Give Marco Rubio A Big Sloppy Wet Tongue Kiss Over This New PPP Poll" (8/24/10)
"Ace: This New Rasmussen Poll Makes Me Want to Dress Up Like Jame Gumb And Put Marco Rubio In My Victim-Hole" (8/26/10)
"Ace: This New Poll Makes Me Want To Devour Marco Rubio's Life Essence So That I Can Transform Into Him" (9/09/10)
"Ace: New Rubio Poll Gives Me a Funny Feeling In My No-No Bad-Touch Place" (9/14/10)
"Ace: These New Polls Make Me Want To Do a Victory Dance" (9/15/10) *implied about Rubio*
"Ace: This New CNN Putting Angle Ahead of Reid Makes Me Want To Have a Picnic With Marco Rubio" (9/16/10)
"Ace: Charlie Cook's New Rating of Connecticut as a 'Toss Up' Makes Me Want to Call My Best Bud Marco Rubio" (9/16/10)
"Ace: This New Rubio Poll Makes Me Want To Dork Alan Grayson In the Squeakhole" (9/30/10)
"Ace: This New Poll Showing Jim Oberstar In Trouble Makes Me Horny For Chip Cravat Cravaat Marco Rubio" (10/04/10)
"Ace: This AP Poll Showing Swing White Working Class Voters Moving To GOP Makes Me Want To Do Something Special
Marco Rubio: I Don't Like Where This Is Heading
Ace: Relax, You'll Like It" (10/06/10)
"Ace: This New Poll Showing Toomey Up 48-40 Gives Me a "Rubio" Kind of Feeling In My Pants" (10/26/10)
***************
"Look, I'm sorry fellas, but Marco Rubio is absolutely unacceptable to me. Absolutely unacceptable." (Ace, 11/20/15)
Makes you wonder which of Ace's current "crushes" will be unacceptable in a few years...
[Reposted from the "Trump-Nazi" thread from earlier today. I didn't want Chris Taylor thinking I was only willing to show up after people had left a thread, bless his heart.]
Posted by: Demosthenes at November 20, 2015 08:37 PM (9V0rz)
Posted by: Cat Stevens at November 20, 2015 08:37 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 08:37 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:37 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:37 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: fluffy at November 20, 2015 08:37 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:37 PM (Irz9D)
i'm running out of exclamation points so i'll just be moseying along!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (uRmWf)
Muammar Goatdafi.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:36 PM (uRmWf)
That's dispicabllleee....
Posted by: Daffy Duck at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (0xLZu)
i'm running out of exclamation points so i'll just be moseying along!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
****
You mean Goat Rush?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Zombie Deep Purple at November 20, 2015 08:38 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2015 08:39 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 08:39 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 08:39 PM (6Ll1u)
I smell of diesel and laudenum.
Posted by: sarahw at November 20, 2015 08:39 PM (3fTXW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:40 PM (0xLZu)
Oh well, now I'll run after the lady.
Posted by: t at November 20, 2015 08:40 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 20, 2015 08:40 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:40 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: Demosthenes at November 20, 2015 08:40 PM (9V0rz)
Posted by: sarahw at November 20, 2015 08:41 PM (3fTXW)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 20, 2015 08:41 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 08:41 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:41 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:41 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2015 08:31 PM (DUoqb)
===============================================
They don't need permission from man. They have the nod from a Higher Authority.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 08:41 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:41 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 08:42 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at November 20, 2015 08:42 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:42 PM (Irz9D)
Oh, I forgot. I will be going to the sports book in Vegas and putting money down that the Husker's will ruin the Hawkeye's
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 08:23 PM (6Ll1u)
God bless you
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 08:42 PM (+4mdw)
173 The Karate Kid...
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:41 PM (0xLZu)
Delayed reaction. For a nanny second. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:42 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:42 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 08:42 PM (+4mdw)
It sent me back capitaine Canadienne. The feminine. Because only female leaders make sense, in Sjwland.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 08:43 PM (DWbte)
Go, Go, Goatzilla!
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at November 20, 2015 08:43 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Muad Goat at November 20, 2015 08:43 PM (kHgvV)
His goat tea.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:41 PM (0NdlF)
Your baaaaaaa-gonizer!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:43 PM (uRmWf)
She would be the first truly hot first lady we've had in a while, if ever. I could dig a real fashion plate type, I think.
It would be the opposite of Moochelle and that awful photo burned in my memory of her next to Queen Letizia and Carla Bruni, looking like Aunt Esther with one of her butt cheeks wide than Carla and Letizia put together.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 08:43 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Goat Back Mountain at November 20, 2015 08:44 PM (kHgvV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 08:44 PM (DWbte)
What about Dolly Madison and that ice cream thing?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:44 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2015 08:44 PM (KAi1n)
====================================
Hello chemjeff. I realized Thanksgiving is apparently just around the corner. Who knew? Enjoy your longish weekend. Next week. I think. Kinda confused.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 08:44 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Goatlyn Jenner at November 20, 2015 08:45 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:45 PM (0xLZu)
One thing I've learned about goats is that they can not live without a goat friend. And if their goat pal dies or leaves, the other goat will go nuts, crying and looking for their goat friend. It's horrible to see.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 20, 2015 08:45 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Clown Donald at November 20, 2015 08:46 PM (jJRIy)
I have heard though, they have an odor that is quite unmistakable. Don't know, never been that close to one.
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 08:46 PM (/S2Cy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:46 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:46 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 08:47 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:47 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:47 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Achmed al Fudd at November 20, 2015 08:48 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Goatlyn Jenner at November 20, 2015 08:48 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 08:48 PM (dFi94)
No worries. I know you were just trying to get my goat.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:48 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson at November 20, 2015 08:49 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 08:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 20, 2015 08:49 PM (vaR50)
Posted by: Goat on a Hot Tin Roof at November 20, 2015 08:49 PM (kHgvV)
Posted by: Mohamed, the goat fucker at November 20, 2015 08:49 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: shadow of God on Earth, Abu Bakr Ibrahim at November 20, 2015 08:50 PM (DWbte)
That 'for the best experience, enable JavaScript now' reminder makes me feel like I've unwrapped a condum only to toss it in the trash.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 20, 2015 08:50 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:50 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: shadow of God on Earth, Abu Bakr Ibrahim
Horses are for closers.
Posted by: Catherine the Great at November 20, 2015 08:51 PM (/oy1S)
http://www.aljohnsons.com/
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 08:51 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:51 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 08:51 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: The Midshipmen at November 20, 2015 08:52 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:52 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2015 08:52 PM (uRmWf)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 20, 2015 08:54 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Convert to Islam at November 20, 2015 08:55 PM (xU0ng)
Saving Private Goat
The Big Red Goat
A Goat Has Landed
Apocalypse Goat
Goatburger Hill
The Goats in Company C
Herd (Platoon)
Goatsie (Fury)
Earth Goats Are Easy
Goatless in Seattle
You've Got Goats
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2015 08:55 PM (+MWCq)
Survived the visit by the VP.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 20, 2015 08:54 PM (+eR2D)
Show us on the doll where Joe Biden touched you.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 08:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 20, 2015 08:57 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:57 PM (0xLZu)
Kind of interesting how the owner supposedly used all this math to prove that the Rockets' team would be the best team in the league. But when the Rockets get onto the court every other team in the NBA has its way with them.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 08:57 PM (DWbte)
Posted by: Band of Goats at November 20, 2015 08:57 PM (kHgvV)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 20, 2015 08:57 PM (yddCj)
My father used to laugh about an episode with goats. He and his older brother had trained a goat to "fight". They would go out, shake their fist at him, and he'd charge them. Great fun was had.
Until the goat charged my grandmother, that is. She was out in their garden, bent over pulling weeds, and that damn goat charged her and hit her right in the butt, knocking her over. She went in the house, got the shotgun and was going to kill it, but my grandfather stopped her, they said. He sold it a few days later and ended their goat fights.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 08:57 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: t at November 20, 2015 08:58 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 08:58 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 08:58 PM (DWbte)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 08:58 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: pj at November 20, 2015 08:59 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 08:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 20, 2015 08:54 PM (+eR2D)
Wow, that's a load off!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 08:59 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 09:00 PM (DWbte)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
The computer models say the Rockets will be the NBA champions. There's a 97% consensus of scientists that agree. The results of the games are for deniers.
Posted by: Bill Nye the Science! guy at November 20, 2015 09:00 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:00 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: Mohammed al-Dirka at November 20, 2015 09:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 08:56 PM (sdi6R)
Heh.
My department VP usually doesn't come to town unless it is bad news. I figured one of us was getting the axe. He took us out to lunch. I'm just happy to still be employed. My company is crazysauce.
Thanks RK. How are you?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 20, 2015 09:00 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 09:01 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:01 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 08:59 PM (kpqmD)
Yeah, it sure is. I'm still in bourbon heaven tonight. Thank you and big ol hugs to you.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 20, 2015 09:01 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 09:02 PM (DWbte)
Posted by: Goatary Public at November 20, 2015 09:03 PM (xU0ng)
I'm headed to the airport after a ten day trip to SD, LA and SF for my new company. Might be heading back to Miami in a couple of weeks to ink a deal with a big developer and speak at an EB-5/Foreign Investor conference. I'll buy you a beer and maybe I will have something for you to consider by then.
New email is Bob [at] nareigus [dot] .com. My company is growing like crazy and opportunities abound.
Stay frosty, Brother.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (+MWCq)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (/S2Cy)
Meanwhile the French police have kicked down the doors of between 600 and 900 residences, detained and jailed a shitload of radical scum and aren't even short of breath.
So tired of leftist MSM.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (0xLZu)
Ace, your "hot take" on these goats is weaksauce....
That last goat is actually the smartest goat. It realizes that this whole thing is a set up, spots the camera and then decides f*ck it...all in a split second...
....because sometimes even the smartest goat just wants to run around in circles with their buddies.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at November 20, 2015 09:05 PM (Qj6zv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 09:06 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:07 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (/S2Cy)
*raises hand*
As far as I know, we have all kept our jobs. At least, that was the case when I left this afternoon, and he was flying out a few hours later.
We've all been in a panic, since the last few times he's been in town has been for layoffs. This time he took us out to lunch and was helping out with interviews for another department.
Whatever, as long as I'm still employed I am a happy girl.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 20, 2015 09:07 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2015 08:44 PM (KAi1n)
How the hell do you square a 35k income with an SF nick? How is that possible?
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 20, 2015 09:08 PM (k9qR4)
my mama? For those who know.. she's been in skilled nursing since
March. She's not doing well.
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (5fvBZ)
Prayers for your mom, jewells. Many, many prayers.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 20, 2015 09:09 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (5fvBZ)
My thoughts are with you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 09:09 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 09:09 PM (dFi94)
May the Good Lord enfold your Mom in His Holy Arms and breathe new life and health and peace into her, and may He comfort you and support you and your family and bring you peace.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2015 09:10 PM (+MWCq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:04 PM (0xLZu)
Glad to hear, RK. Glad you made it through these recent storms. Sorry I haven't been able to get you jam this year. It's been a bit hectic, to say the least.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 20, 2015 09:10 PM (+eR2D)
=============================================
My heart is with you, and my prayers as well.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 09:10 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997"
****
That's ON the books.
OFF the books he has his white sex slave and MDMA sidelines.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:11 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 09:11 PM (+4mdw)
Dudette, think nothing of it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:12 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 09:13 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:15 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 09:15 PM (+4mdw)
Add mine as well
Posted by: FCF at November 20, 2015 09:15 PM (kejii)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 08:47 PM (0NdlF)
How Bahhhhddd do you want it?
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 20, 2015 09:15 PM (qh617)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:16 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
How much weight will a typical ceiling fan installation support?
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 20, 2015 09:16 PM (51Ckc)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 09:18 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Goatary Public at November 20, 2015 09:18 PM (xU0ng)
Because you are human. Sometimes the heart won't let the body do what it needs to do. Until you are able to, you might be surprised to learn that some of us out here are crying for you tonight.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2015 09:18 PM (+MWCq)
You all are in my prayers.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2015 09:19 PM (BHl9S)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:19 PM (5fvBZ)
Wasn't sure what that was. It's XTC.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at
****
Helps get the sex slaves.
High idiot: I love you man. I looove everyone.
SF: Oh yes, you certainly will.
Prove how much you love everyone by stepping into the back of my van and placing this cloth over your face.
HI: I looove...(clunk).
SF: Loves me some chloroform. (Secures fresh slave and drives off).
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:20 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN
A lot less than you think, and no more than it absolutely has to.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2015 09:20 PM (ysFo+)
That's an, uh, unusual question.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:21 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2015 09:21 PM (KCxzN)
I never do though. I don't really know why. I wonder about myself
sometimes. Why can't I cry?
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:16 PM (5fvBZ)
===============================================
I don't cry either. My mom was in a rehab facility (read: nursing home) for several months this summer for a broken hip. My mom actually does have a lot of money. Believe me it didn't seem to make a difference. I also left there feeling like I was leaving her in a stink-pit. I felt bad but I didn't cry either. I didn't cry when my FIL died either. I think some people just don't do the crying when they are "supposed" to. It doesn't mean you're hard-hearted just because your tear ducts don't leak. I loved both of them and did my best to see that each got everything I could. But tear-less.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 09:22 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:22 PM (ck8TA)
You might want to hang the sex trapeze from a more secure ceiling support
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 09:22 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN
****
Off- 110 lb
On- 65 lb
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:22 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:22 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:22 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:23 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 20, 2015 09:16 PM (51Ckc)
Wouldn't count on more than 40-50lb. (that's 1400000 kg, if you're a faggot from Norway)
I mean, you might be able to do a chin-up, but I wouldn't count on it.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 20, 2015 09:23 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 09:23 PM (45oDG)
The some one they are machine-gunning on Fox News? He all slump-shouldered and stooped-over talking to the crowd.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:24 PM (0xLZu)
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Norwegians don't have ceiling fans. That would require spending money.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 09:24 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Goatswagen at November 20, 2015 09:25 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Goatswagen at November 20, 2015 09:25 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 09:25 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:25 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 09:25 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Donald Trump at November 20, 2015 09:25 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 09:26 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 20, 2015 09:26 PM (b5Nxy)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:27 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:27 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 20, 2015 09:27 PM (Dwehj)
Different cultures respond in different ways.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 20, 2015 09:27 PM (FkBIv)
http://tinyurl.com/q4sjbhg
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:27 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2015 09:27 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 09:28 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN
Not sure. I'll hold your beer.
Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 09:28 PM (Irz9D)
Posted by: Agent 86 at November 20, 2015 09:28 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Goatswagen at November 20, 2015 09:28 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Achmed al Achmed ibn Achmed at November 20, 2015 09:28 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:29 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 20, 2015 09:29 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:29 PM (/S2Cy)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:30 PM (hVdx9)
http://tinyurl.com/q5nk762
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2015 09:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 20, 2015 09:30 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:30 PM (ck8TA)
At what speed?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2015 09:21 PM (KCxzN)
African? or European?
Posted by: King Arthur, you have to know these things when you are King at November 20, 2015 09:30 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 20, 2015 09:31 PM (Kucy5)
Lou and Murray are cracking jokes about it all day and Mary is appalled. Then at the funeral, Mary starts laughing uncontrollably as the priest deadpans a bunch of Chuckles famous line. Everyone is appalled at her.
But the priest calls her up, saying yes, laugh, young lady, that's the one thing Chuckles wanted in life, was to make people laugh. Mary then bursts out crying uncontrollably.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 09:31 PM (dvuhZ)
Sweet scam. How a feller get in on something like that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:31 PM (0xLZu)
If you are in the area, I'll buy you lunch at Fapplebee's
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at November 20, 2015 09:11 PM (+4mdw)
Thanks man. Fapplebee's...never stops being funny!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 09:32 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 20, 2015 09:32 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2015 09:33 PM (+MWCq)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 09:33 PM (noWW6)
Don't never apologize.
Sorry for your dad.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:34 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 20, 2015 09:34 PM (Kucy5)
Sweet scam. How a feller get in on something like that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
Well, first you get some ectasy, then some chloroform and a van.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:35 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Hall and Goats at November 20, 2015 09:35 PM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:35 PM (hVdx9)
Find your own corner
Posted by: Harry the Pedarest at November 20, 2015 09:36 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:36 PM (rjtGa)
#260 Well, technically the SF address is a parking space at Walmart close enough to use the free WiFi...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 20, 2015 09:31 PM (Kucy5)
Since when did Wal Mart have free wifi? Not anywhere I go.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 09:36 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 09:36 PM (kpqmD)
That is a pain I wish I could spare you.
Thank you for the kind words.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:37 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:37 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2015 09:37 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:38 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:35 PM (hVdx9)
Find your own corner
Posted by: Harry the Pedarest
****
The Chucky Cheese is thataway (the wrong way) you sick f*ck.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 20, 2015 09:38 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 09:38 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Arbalest at November 20, 2015 09:39 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 09:39 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2015 09:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:40 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:40 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:40 PM (/S2Cy)
Posted by: eleven
Is that to the left of the Starbuck's kiosk or to the right of the Starbuck's Bookstore And Starbuck's?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2015 09:40 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:41 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:41 PM (/S2Cy)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 09:41 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 09:41 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:41 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 20, 2015 09:41 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Baldy at November 20, 2015 09:41 PM (sEXjW)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:41 PM (/S2Cy)
Lost my mom 13 years ago and I'm fairly young. Did not despair or mourn as I felt more relief for her than anything else. Her pain and battle was over. Finally. She had gone to a better place where all her questions and worries had been remedied.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:42 PM (0xLZu)
They have wifi inside the McDonalds inside the McDonalds.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:38 PM (rjtGa)
Oh, Subway replaced all the McD's in our Wal marts, so no free wifi.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 09:42 PM (jJRIy)
Yes.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:42 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Mohammad Mohammad at November 20, 2015 09:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:43 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 09:43 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 09:43 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Baa-aab Baa-aarker at November 20, 2015 09:43 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:43 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 09:44 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Nip Sip
****
It's for the best. You'd only be able to get kiddy porn anyway.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:44 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:44 PM (hVdx9)
Not since they fired Jarad.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 09:44 PM (jJRIy)
The price is wrong... bitch.
Posted by: Baa-aab Baa-aarker
****
The price is wrong biii-iiiiiitch
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:45 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 09:45 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:45 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:45 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (/S2Cy)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Mohammad Mohammad>>>
No on the goats gone wild.
But we do have Three Men and a Goat on Blue Ray for you.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (kpqmD)
I haven't seen that movie in years. Need to find it. The original, that is.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:46 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2015 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:47 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 20, 2015 09:47 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:47 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 09:48 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:48 PM (/S2Cy)
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Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 20, 2015 09:48 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:48 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 09:48 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: goon at November 20, 2015 09:48 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:49 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 09:48 PM (uZNvH)
I hear the basest model is going for $35 on Black Friday. At that price, I'm going to grab one just cause.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 09:49 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:49 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 20, 2015 09:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2015 09:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:49 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:49 PM (/S2Cy)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:50 PM (/S2Cy)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 09:50 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 20, 2015 09:50 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Achmed al Achmed ibn Achmed at November 20, 2015 09:50 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 09:50 PM (0NdlF)
I'm interested in the Amazon fire as well. Anyone like them?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2015 09:50 PM (BHl9S)
Posted by: Rickmed Springhamoud at November 20, 2015 09:50 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:51 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 09:51 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 09:51 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 20, 2015 09:51 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 20, 2015 09:51 PM (OiFtZ)
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Goat With the Wind
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2015 09:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 09:52 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 20, 2015 09:52 PM (k9qR4)
I love our amazon firestick. As long as you have good internet speed, you are golden.
No more cable bills. Ever.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2015 09:52 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Mohammed bin Goatfuckin' at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (BHl9S)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Debbie Wassergoat Schultz at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 20, 2015 09:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 09:54 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 20, 2015 09:54 PM (0O7c5)
Bang the Goat Slowly
Posted by: ThunderB at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (zOTsN)
Well, to start, sure.
Posted by: Abu Abdul Mohammed at November 20, 2015 09:54 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:54 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: zombie Michael Crichton at November 20, 2015 09:54 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 20, 2015 09:54 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 20, 2015 09:54 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 20, 2015 09:55 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2015 09:55 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 09:55 PM (45oDG)
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I had to read that in 7th grade.
Lots of symbolism.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:53 PM (rjtGa)
My English teacher gave me the stinkeye when I said reading it was the most boring thing I did that summer.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 20, 2015 09:55 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 20, 2015 09:55 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:56 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 09:56 PM (/S2Cy)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 20, 2015 09:56 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2015 09:56 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 09:56 PM (ck8TA)
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I like mine. Relatively cheap, easy to carry,
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2015 09:56 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Goat at November 20, 2015 09:56 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:56 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2015 09:56 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 20, 2015 09:57 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Abdul and Constantinople at November 20, 2015 09:57 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:57 PM (rjtGa)
"Father of the Goat?"
"So I Married an Axe-Goat?"
Apocalypse Goat
Planet of the Goats
O Brother where art Goats?
...shall I go on?
...Boogie Goats.
G'night!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pretty fucking pissed off, Steve, how are you? at November 20, 2015 09:57 PM (p6/RP)
I saw they were going for $50 already. I looked up a kids case and together the price wasn't great for the grand kids but at $35 it may work.
here's the Moko case http://preview.tinyurl.com/oow6tbr
Posted by: Willy J. at November 20, 2015 09:57 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2015 09:57 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 20, 2015 09:57 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 09:58 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 20, 2015 09:58 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Emmie at November 20, 2015 09:58 PM (PiNvr)
Posted by: Jangles the Moon Monkey at November 20, 2015 09:58 PM (XNRyD)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 20, 2015 09:58 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 09:58 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 20, 2015 09:58 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Goat at November 20, 2015 09:58 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2015 09:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2015 09:59 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 09:59 PM (jJRIy)
Clock Boy, Donbass, Wolfsburg hacks emissions tests
Hilldog, BLM, Ghostbusters a la femme,
Taylor Swift, Glee cast, Syrians in Honduras
We didn't start the fire ...
Posted by: not Billy Joel at November 20, 2015 09:59 PM (ozDpP)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 09:59 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Goat at November 20, 2015 09:59 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 20, 2015 09:59 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Abdul and Constantinople at November 20, 2015 09:59 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 20, 2015 09:59 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pretty fucking pissed off, Steve, how are you? at November 20, 2015 10:00 PM (p6/RP)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 10:00 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Jane Austen at November 20, 2015 10:00 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Emmie at November 20, 2015 10:00 PM (PiNvr)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2015 10:00 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 20, 2015 10:00 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:01 PM (0xLZu)
OT: Did anyone see this idiot Nomiki Konst on O'Reilly w/ Bollings?
Terminally stupid in defending Obama.
Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2015 10:01 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 10:02 PM (45oDG)
ONT
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2015 10:02 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 10:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 10:02 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 20, 2015 10:03 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 10:03 PM (noWW6)
insomniac...you are awesome and talented...prayers you get a job quickly!!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 20, 2015 10:03 PM (0O7c5)
goats on the roof. They've been up there for years. Maybe they rotate
them out when they die, but other than that, you can eat your meatballs
and lingonberries and then go watch the goats doing whatever goats do.
Only restaurant I've ever eaten at with goats on the roof.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 20, 2015 08:48 PM (dFi94)
I always remember the inappropriate stories that we were not allowed to read in first grade, but they were in books in the bookshelves in the back of the classroom.
I remember the story of the silly wife that led the cow up onto the sod roof of the house to graze on the flourishing grass, and to make sure it didn't wander off while she was doing housework by the hearth, she lowered the tether through the chimney and tied it to her wrist.
When the cow fell off the roof it dragged her up the chimney and she suffocated.
I think the world lost something when we lost humorous stories like that and stopped telling them to our children.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2015 10:04 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 20, 2015 10:05 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2015 10:05 PM (Nwg0u)
The Right Goat
Dazed and Goatsed
The Other Goat Girl
All right, this is getting dumb. G'night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pretty fucking pissed off, Steve, how are you? at November 20, 2015 10:05 PM (p6/RP)
For instance, the over exposure to 'goat', causes me to think that it ought to be pronounced 'go-at', rather than 'ghot' (long 'o'). For some time, when I see the word 'one', it seems that it ought to be pronounced 'own' as in 'phone'.
I'm sure that I'm fine...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2015 10:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2015 10:07 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2015 10:07 PM (9mTYi)
We are having Swedish thanksgiving this year (featuring homemade kottbullar). We might get a roof raccoon, I don't know.
Posted by: sarahw at November 20, 2015 10:07 PM (3fTXW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 10:08 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: GOAT BOY at November 20, 2015 10:09 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 20, 2015 10:10 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2015 10:14 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2015 10:15 PM (Xo1Rt)
Good place, this Moron asylum.Won't be able to check on y'all for a week. So, as my Daddy used to say to me, "Try to behave." xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 20, 2015 10:15 PM (Mopd7)
The Goat Lies Down on Broadway
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 09:48 PM (sdi6R)
Ooooh. Slippermen.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2015 10:16 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: goon at November 20, 2015 10:18 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 20, 2015 10:56 PM (3r2w8)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 20, 2015 10:57 PM (3r2w8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:24 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:26 AM (vb33c)
goat burgers from hell-others
gooooooaaaaatttttttts out there
And fuck off around.
Posted by: stephen livingston seagull at November 22, 2015 01:52 AM (0jT7H)
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