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Overnight Open Thread (11-18-2015)
Quote of the Day I - It's Because of Poverty and Global Warming Edition
"It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them,"
-- Iraqi writer Faisal Saeed Al Mutar
In essence, the American Secretary of State just announced before the world that he could grasp why the woman in the short skirt was raped but that he had been left scratching his head by the attack on the woman in the pantsuit and the overcoat. "Sure," he said, "I get why they knocked off the hate speakers, but why would they go after progressive kids at a concert? Now things are really serious."
-- Charles Cooke
Hey - if you're a Unique and Special Snowflake(TM) who can't deal with life in the jug, there are ways to stay out, ways that have been pioneered by 99 repeating percent of society since time immemorial. These prison-avoidance strategies are generally centered on not committing felonies. It's so easy even most of your fellow mixed-up, tossed-up, never-come-down trannies do it, which is why you're so ronery and so awfuwwy arone in Castle Leavenwolf.
-- WeaponsMan
If there's one thing you take away from the Daily Californian essay, it's the pursed-lip'd narrow-eyed glare of someone who is being forced to sit in a room and NOT BE VALIDATED. (Some of the complainants may be angry because they are witnessing the non-validation of others and are compelled to be enraged on their behalf.) College, apparently, is now a place where the notions of people freshly matriculated from high school must be handled with oven mitts and lightly buffed with soft cloth lest their orthodoxies suffer the slightest abrasion. Like the school that canceled the annual performance of The Vagina Monologues because it othered non-traditional women who lacked the titular orifice, it's a delightful example of leftist autophagy. Marx is in foul order in Berkeley not for his ideas, or the heaps of corpses accumulated in his name, but because he had a prostate.By the way, Foucault died of AIDS, so you can dismiss everything the students wrote. Homophobes and haters. No, kids, don't bother defending yourselves. As your heroes would no doubt say: If it wasn't true, we wouldn't have accused you.
-- James Lileks
Quote of the Day V - Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose Edition
Harvard and Yale are the products of Old New England, which has something to teach in this regard. In 1692 a witch craze swept Salem, Massachusetts, triggered in part by hysterical children, fed by stern divines who sincerely believed in witchcraft, and permitted by a community too terrorized to stand up for due process, let alone prevent hangings and, in one case, the crushing of an innocent man to death by heavy stones because he refused to confess to an absurd, imaginary crime. There is something not entirely different going on today.
-- Eliot Cohen
"F*ck you, you filthy white f*cks!", "F*ck your white tears."
So #BlackLivesMatter activists go on a racist rampage through a Dartmouth library and harass and push around students for various racial crimes including wearing oppressive branded headphones.
And what was the response of a Dartmouth vice-provost to this? Why to apologize to the thugs for their less than stellar media coverage.
At a community discussion in Cutter-Shabazz on Monday night, several students voiced concerns over portrayals of Thursday's protest, particularly in The Dartmouth Review and on Yik Yak.Vice provost for student affairs Inge-Lise Ameer was in attendance at the meeting, and she apologized to students who engaged in the protest for the negative responses and media coverage that they have received.
"There's a whole conservative world out there that's not being very nice," Ameer said.
These are all bad people who will do bad things if they are not stopped. Academia delenda est.
And VDH takes an ax to the whole idea that universities are in any way special in The University Gone Feral.
University of Missouri graduate students, including hunger strike protester Jonathan Butler, have been protesting on campus in part because of cuts to the students' health-care coverage as a result of Obama administration's Affordable Care Act.The Wall Street Journal reports that the cutbacks were explained in detail on an August posting on the school's website, which said Obamacare's regulations banned employers, like universities, from paying for their grad students' health insurance.
Graduate students would have to buy insurance in individual markets as a result of not being eligible for the insurance plan offered to MU staff and faculty.
The St. Louis Post Dispatch reported that the Internal Revenue Service posted a bulletin offering guidance on this issue and threatened "severe" penalties for noncompliance.
Well Obama supporters - you got what you wanted so you better damn well eat the whole shit sandwich.
Hillary Sends Her Flying Monkeys After Comedians Who Had The Temerity To Joke About Her
And if she'd threaten and demand the names and personal info of a few no-name comedians who made fun of her, just imagine what she'd do once she has the full power of the presidency. She truly is a horrible human being. And horrible human beings do evil things if they're allowed to.
According to Obama Americans Are In fact Un-American
President Obama says that those who don't agree with his policy are unAmerican. If that is true, just about all Americans are unAmerican. A recent Rasmussen survey asked: "How many refugees from Syria and other Middle Eastern countries should the government allow to come here?" The choices were zero, 10k, 25k, 50k, 65k, 100k, 100+ or unsure. The winner? Zero, at 49%. 20% said 10,000. How many support Obama's determination to admit 100,000 Syrian refugees? Just about none. Only 7% support admitting 100,000 not just from Syria, but from all Middle Eastern countries.
Time to import a new populace who can be the Americans Obama always hoped for.
Contrary to Obama's claim, US Has A History of Admitting Refugees Based on Faith
This Flag Has Reappeared in Germany
And it may or may not be a good thing for Germany but it is most definitely bad for Angela Merkel.
Paul Anka - Son of Syrian Immigrants
Sharkman posted this comment the other day:
510 In an odd coincidence, Steyn's Song of the Week post for today mentions that Sinatra's classic "My Way" was written in part by Paul Anka.
The Anka family patriarch lynched an unpunished child rapist, then fled to the US. Of Lebanese-Syrian extraction, the lynching family received its Surname of Anka (which means "noose" ) from an immigration official who mistook the lynching story for a reference to their family name.
Wow.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 16, 2015 10:04 PM (I3RZp)
And the ONT Truth Squad status of this story is: TRUE.
In fact it appears directly in Anka's 2013 biography My Way: An Autobiography:
Why Concealed Carriers Matter - Even Against Teams of AK-47-Wielding Terrorists
The point of returning fire, of have the 'ability' to return fire, is not to magically have one armed citizen kill five terrorists armed with full auto AK's.
The point of returning fire, any fire at all is . RETURNING FIRE. It is "disruptive," and it takes total operational control away from the terrorists.
Any return fire at all disrupts their plans and denies them complete freedom of movement and action. Because even suicidal terrorists tend to not want to die just this very moment.
The Perils of Soullessness: Gingers 15 Times More Likely to Convert to Radical Islam
Are those sweater puppies or just well-shaped C4 charges? Answer: You can't tell until it's too late.
Is it true that when you stay at hotels you tear out the Bible page that condemns homosexuality?
Ian McKellen: I do, absolutely. I'm not proudly defacing the book, but it's a choice between removing that page and throwing away the whole Bible. And I'm not really the first: I got delivered a package of 40 of those pages - Leviticus 18:22 - that had been torn out by a married couple I know. They put them on a bit of string so that I could hang it up in the bathroom.
What Is The Farthest Human-Made Object From Earth?
Bonus question: What is the fastest human-made object?
Let's Examine The Many Signs That Mike Judge's 'Idiocracy' Is Nearly Upon Us
Eh it's all a bunch of fag talk. Go get a burger at Buttfuckers and then hit Starbucks for a handie instead.
The Group knows your sins but doesn't care.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 10:52 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2015 10:53 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 10:54 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 18, 2015 10:54 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2015 10:56 PM (EzgxV)
Why, I wonder, do do we continue to bother breathing? Sure if you have responsibilities, children their parents, or some other great cause. But for the rest of those that have no one and nothing, really, is the will to live so strong that it overcomes reality?
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 18, 2015 10:56 PM (swdYT)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 10:56 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 10:56 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 10:57 PM (s0Kry)
Posted by: Slow Rodia at November 18, 2015 10:57 PM (1P5JK)
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 10:58 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 10:59 PM (68WLr)
I'd stammer in the mor-or-ning.
I'd stammer in the evening,
And all the d-d-day through.
I'd stammer no warning.
I'd stammer no da-a-nger.
I'd stammer 'bout th'
luvvv between m' brothers
'n m' sisters
a-all over this world.
If I had a stutter
I'd uh uh st st stutter in th' uh uh...
Posted by: SCOAMF at November 18, 2015 10:59 PM (5CJXD)
Honestly, if I could get away with it, none of their lives matter.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 18, 2015 10:59 PM (AC0lD)
Like it and have seconds
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:00 PM (QdyoO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:00 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Service alpacas Rep. at November 18, 2015 11:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 18, 2015 11:01 PM (0OG8D)
Exceeeept, no one is serious. No one in the Party of DC is at all serious and won't be until it's too late.
"Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and um, screaming."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 11:02 PM (ysFo+)
Man, I could really go for a Starbuck's, you know...
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:02 PM (EWg9n)
Vice provost for student affairs Inge-Lise Ameer was in attendance at the meeting,
Is this the stupidest bunch of names around, or what? It sounds as if Dartmouth has some sort of retard disease.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2015 11:02 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 18, 2015 11:02 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 18, 2015 11:02 PM (Wo9OY)
You're underestimating the value of hanging around just to annoy people that don't like you or your ethos, OG.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 11:02 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 11:02 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:03 PM (pahrJ)
My sister and I were thinking about getting tickets for the Rockette's Christmas show and heading to NYC for a day, but now my sister thinks we should put our plans on hold. My rational side says the chance of being a victim of a terrorist attack is exceedingly small and we should go ahead with the trip. My irrational side says why take the chance and go to NYC when ISIS has specifically targeted NYC?
And here's a funny - the other day my mom called to warn me that ISIS is targeting Washington DC. I live in the DC suburbs and rarely go downtown. My sister, on the other hand, works in DC, on the Mall. Did my mother call my sister to warn her? No, she did not. Guess who's mom's favorite? We laughed about it.
Posted by: biancaneve at November 18, 2015 10:48 PM (37TvV)
Well, if ISIS does intend to attack NYC, and wants to attack an iconic target, I can think of no entertainment venue more iconic that Radio City Music Hall. I say cancel the NYC trip, and go to some place obscure, that ISIS does not even know the existence of. And also, write letters to NBC (they own the hall, right?) and the NYC tourist board, telling them why you two are forgoing your trip there....that you are concerned about the terrorist threats, and that none of the politicians elected by New Yorkers, city, State, or Federal, have shown the least inclination to do anything about it. If they come to realize the bottom line is suffering because they kiss muzzie ass, maybe things will change.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 11:03 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:03 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: commonsensemom at November 18, 2015 11:03 PM (jrmBe)
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:03 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:04 PM (zyIlW)
I was walking the kids in from recess yesterday, and a fellow came up wearing shorts, with his hair uncombed, looking around wildly and pushed his way into the school. I thought it was odd because it was all of two degrees out just then, but Alaskans are sometimes silly about weather.
Apparently this fellow was pretty drunk, and he started looking at all of the kids. All I could think to do was push the kids into the lunchroom and try to close the doors, to protect them, which I did. The secretary called the cops, and he was hauled off, but not until he demanded that we quit discriminating against his son because of his red hair.
Huh.
Well, it turns out I didn't let him out on the playground because, just like his dad, he was wearing shorts, and had no jacket, let alone a parka or hat or mittens, and I prefer my school kids unfrozen. So, I had discriminated against him and he called his dad, who showed up drunk at lunch. And now has a police record to prove it.
Gingers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2015 11:04 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Andy Dalton at November 18, 2015 11:04 PM (vsbNu)
BLM...stay courageous. Too easy to go into Baltimore or Chicago or any other Dem run hell hole and protest the black on black violence.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 11:05 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:05 PM (68WLr)
The thing is they hoped that either everything would be free or that they would be able to extract rent from the lowly serfs beneath their might nomenklatura feet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 11:05 PM (ysFo+)
Those hipster buy-local jagoffs made the vegetable medley out of brussels-sprouts, beets, carrots and other crap like that. I am not even kidding. Yik, yak . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2015 11:06 PM (ChmLH)
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:04 PM (zyIlW)
Which is the point I made at #24.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 11:06 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:06 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: WOPR at November 18, 2015 11:08 PM (LTDSy)
D.C. They can't do any productive shit there.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:08 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 11:08 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Jake at November 18, 2015 11:09 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:09 PM (68WLr)
Unarmed and outnumbered, I think the smart thing to do would be to try to leave quickly. I remember one book that basically said the first rule of survival is to stay out of bad situations. But you're in a freaking library.
What do you do if you're suddenly in a mob situation is my question?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 18, 2015 11:09 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Trent Dilfer at November 18, 2015 11:10 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:08 PM (68WLr)
Hey! We have a Pizza Studio in my building now. They make some good shit.
*originated somewhere else but so did the CinC.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 11:10 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:10 PM (Oy0zJ)
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:11 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:05 PM
Oooohhh... check out RK using the big book learning words. You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:11 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:11 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 11:12 PM (sdi6R)
The casing of a hydrogen bomb right after detonation.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 18, 2015 11:12 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:12 PM (Omh3b)
Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 11:12 PM (sdi6R)
Nope.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 18, 2015 11:12 PM (pAlYe)
I been learning my words. And cyphering.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:13 PM (68WLr)
I've never done any kind of painting but I've seen some watercolors that are very appealing. Even washes over pen and ink look impressive.
I read about glazing to achieve certain effects which sounds intriguing.
Have a good time up north.
Posted by: JTB at November 18, 2015 11:13 PM (FvdPb)
In the last hour I saw a meme saying ISIS took the coin flip and decided to receive and the picture was a B-52 with all the ordinance laid out in front of the plane. Sounds good to me. My first inclination is to use a nuke, but if the B-52s work why not try that?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 11:13 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:11 PM (68WLr)
--Your memory is hazy. He played the regular season games close, but the Super Bowl was a blowout.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:13 PM (vsbNu)
Heh. Wait till they find out that the insurance is either really expensive, or really shitty.
My nephew who always defends Obama, found out that the insurance he now has, has a $5000 deductible. Smirk.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 11:13 PM (kGrwF)
*doesn't fear the Reaper, but does fear Yoko Thursday*
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 11:13 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:14 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:14 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2015 11:14 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: WOPR at November 18, 2015 11:14 PM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Paul Anka at November 18, 2015 11:14 PM (kHgvV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:14 PM (pahrJ)
Embarrassing thing is I'm so innocent I didn't realize it right away.
Feels weird--really.
Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at November 18, 2015 11:15 PM (4rzL1)
Glad to have made you smile. Not something I do on a regular basis, so treasure it.
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:15 PM (zyIlW)
The DC hipsters deserve some credit for that.
I found the place's website btw - Silver Diner, in Arlington.
http://www.silverdiner.com/menu/breakfast
Roasted Veggie Huevos Rancheros - 13.49 Vegetarian
Crispy multigrain tortillas, butternut squash, beets, brussels sprouts, black bean, quinoa, farm fresh Amish eggs over easy, peppers, salsa roja, scallions, cilantro, goat cheese, mashed avocado.
* Contains (or may contain) raw or undercooked ingredients.
Pairs well with Silver Diner Mimosa
(I did not have the mimosa, fyi - g*d knows what they'd have done to that)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2015 11:15 PM (ChmLH)
Treat it like an ambush and attack.
The BLM assholes are counting n folks to act like sheep.
Do not act like sheep.
Posted by: eman at November 18, 2015 11:15 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (RU5ki)
I'm bettin' that a lot of Secret Service Agents are checking to see how close they are to retirement, just in case she gets elected.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus
"What to do when Mommy and Daddy go to the camps."
Posted by: US Dept. of Reeducation at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian"
Get your money's worth then.
Wait, this is free....
Never mind!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:13 PM
I've done cyphering. When I'm hard up for money I can get a few gallons out of other people's cars.
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (EWg9n)
It is, as I've said on the record, the only reason I remain a registered Republican.
Posted by: Colin Powell at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 11:13 PM (4ErVI)
we have to have a bunch of good old MK 81s lying around somewhere don't we? how long is napalm good for anyway?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (vb33c)
Either Pioneer 10 or Voyager 2.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (OAxss)
Lets you shoot, move and communicate while the other fook has his head down trying not to get hit
Posted by: Jake at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:17 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: tmitsss at November 18, 2015 11:17 PM (Pa9vP)
7.) Stay out of Harry Reid's van.
We know it says "Free Candy" but there isn't any. And you really don't want to know what is in there. Trust us.
Posted by: Scarfolk Council at November 18, 2015 11:17 PM (REdlt)
The past month has been fucking comedy gold for us when it comes to our ever so progressive City Council.
Last month, one of the council members gets busted for smoking pot in a KMart parking lot. This moments after he left a City Council meeting saying that he had to get back to work. Best part? He was blocks from his house, so it appears the Mrs didn't appreciate him sparking up.
The second? I give you David Bowers.
Even though there is no way in hell that the GOP can even win a single seat since this is a Dem controlled city, but it has been full of win.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at November 18, 2015 11:17 PM (Z7G74)
The BLM assholes are counting n folks to act like sheep.
Do not act like sheep.
Posted by: eman
So after they carted you to the hospital, what would you do then Capt. America?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (EWg9n)
One reason to breath:
POTUS, in a masturbation hut.
With Yoko trapped inside, high on patchouli and yak musk...
The Horror, The Horror...
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (swdYT)
check your email.
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 10:58 PM (zyIlW)
Got it. It's behind getting the fiancee's computer to print and putting up greenhouses, but it's soon.....
Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (0OG8D)
Stateless you I should hang out a library
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:10 PM (Oy0zJ)
I really want all of those sub humans that stormed into there to die horribly. If you're going to act like a thug-like ape, you deserve what you get.
I'm not a huge guy, but I lift weights and I can run long distances so I'm in pretty good shape. The only answer to my question that I could think of would be to find one member of their group and try to inflict horrible harm on one of them. But then I'm left in the middle of a hostile group, hopefully holding up a person with gouged out eyes as a warning.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (AC0lD)
You are very close on the medium. I use acrylic. Never caught on to water colors. Although I may try again. Thanks for the well wishes. Last blast of the season up north. 5 days away from civilization.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (s0Kry)
Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2015 11:19 PM (w/iDp)
Perhaps he could explain he'd done it in one of his drunken stupors.
Posted by: Rob Ford at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (ChmLH)
Posted by: Kollej Gradjooit at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (5CJXD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (qHivA)
If it was me the inclination is Britain.
No.
Invite the prime minister of Sri Lanka and their top military brass.
Why?
Because they decided they'd had enough of the shit and absolutely destroyed the Tamil Tigers. They killed scads of civilians too and took some serious shit for it, but the Tamil Tigers are done as a fighting force. There won't be any terrorist attacks from them any time soon because they're all fucking dead.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (4ErVI)
And do not give any money to the upcoming mega-flop called Gods of Egypt.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Barack Le Douche at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (w/iDp)
I hand her the pistol, and she loads it like a pro.
Racks the slide - taught her Israeli-carry, as they call it - and proceeds to dump all eight rounds into the target in about three seconds, stepping forward with each shot.
She's 5 foot 2 inches of pure keeper.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (/33sy)
The past month has been fucking comedy gold for us when it comes to our ever so progressive City Council.
Last month, one of the council members gets busted for smoking pot in a KMart parking lot. This moments after he left a City Council meeting saying that he had to get back to work. Best part? He was blocks from his house, so it appears the Mrs didn't appreciate him sparking up.
The second? I give you David Bowers.
Even though there is no way in hell that the GOP can even win a single seat since this is a Dem controlled city, but it has been full of win.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at November 18, 2015 11:17 PM (Z7G74)
--What about the mayor refusing Syrian refugees?
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:21 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2015 11:19 PM
No, they're on a chain and you drop them over the side of boats.
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:21 PM (EWg9n)
Those BLM clowns that raid libraries and restaurants should make me run and hide?
Stop beng afraid.
Posted by: eman at November 18, 2015 11:21 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 18, 2015 11:21 PM (0OG8D)
Zackly. Don't accidentally swallow any gasoline.
Not good.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:21 PM (68WLr)
Vomitus after a 'ron goes downtown on Hillary?
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (zyIlW)
Why so cruel tonight?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 11:21 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (EWg9n)
--Stop plagiarizing Ricky.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:21 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:21 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:22 PM (QdyoO)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 18, 2015 11:22 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2015 11:19 PM (w/iDp)
Huh. I'm not a language expert, but that sounds perfectly plausible.
Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 11:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:22 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: buzzion
Late, but I don't know what the handicapp for the dead is.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 11:23 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: rabidfox at November 18, 2015 11:23 PM (EW9tX)
Hope it is an enjoyable read for you. Writing one of the two sequels to it right now, only 15k words in. But that is progress right?
How is your writing going?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:23 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:23 PM (s0Kry)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:21 PM
Hey, Logprof... knock, knock...
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (gyKtp)
45,
Treat it like an ambush and attack.
The BLM assholes are counting n folks to act like sheep.
Do not act like sheep.
Posted by: eman at November 18, 2015 11:15 PM (MQEz6)
Yeah, that's what I mentally came up with. It's an attack and war and I'd have to treat such a situation like that.
What bugged me most is that I hadn't mentally thought such a scenario through.
When I taught in South Korea, I walked through the schools, noting the entrances, the rooms and mentally had a plan on what I would do to protect the kids and stop whatever attacker might come into the school because crazy crap happens.
But, I guess I'm kind of mad at myself because I haven't thought this type of scenario through and I would have been left mentally unprepared to do anything. Ahhh, the innocence of small town, Canadian farming community life....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 18, 2015 11:22 PM (0OG8D)
***
She's got four of them. She and her oldest sister are the only unmarried ones. Oldest is a dentist.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 18, 2015 10:59 PM (AC0lD)
I wonder if I'd have the guts to tell them that if they'd stop screwing around and go to their classes, they wouldn't be marginalized anymore.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (kGrwF)
So there were some legitimate gripes there. Unfortunately, some radicals hijacked the griping and turned it into a concerted campaign for a grad student union, which we're still in the midst of. Personally, I found the whole thing a little funny, as I never bothered to buy health insurance through Mizzou or anyone else.
Anyway...thank God it's almost Thanksgiving break.
Posted by: T at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (NctcF)
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:25 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: tmitsss at November 18, 2015 11:25 PM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 11:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (DmRs2)
Yes, but you don't know the book well enough to be aware that homosexual activity is condemned other places than just the one you tear apart, you infantile twit.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Lauren at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (RRVbn)
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (/33sy)
Though you will probably want to allow the discus related scripts and jwpcdn.com.
Someone asked in the previous thread, but my reply for willowed.
Posted by: East Bay KG at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (YUrE9)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (gyKtp)
124 Mmmm, Barq's rootbeer and Val-U-Rite.
Round Two, coming up.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (gyKtp
Step up to Ripple? I'll buy.
Kidding. Always thought root beer a horrible mixer with anything. Feel the burn, and then way too much sweetness.
To each their own.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 11:27 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (vsbNu)
That is David Bowers.
Right afterward, the 5 other members of City Council released a proclamation stating that the City was open to the Syrian refugees, so I guess it's time to stock up on ammo. The stoner was not available to sign the proclamation.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at November 18, 2015 11:27 PM (Z7G74)
The Obama Care bullshit was in the news for months. I have no sympathy for the little fuckers who pulled the lever for TFG
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:27 PM (pahrJ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (dvuhZ)
crescentlight?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:27 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:27 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (EWg9n)
--Fuck off!!!
https://youtu.be/je-M675ZTK4
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:28 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:28 PM (OAxss)
Either Pioneer 10 or Voyager 2.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:16 PM (OAxss)
Our TV and radio signals have gotten much farther than they have. Those are clearly man-made.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2015 11:29 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:30 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2015 11:30 PM (YJmuy)
Shortly after 9/11 I and some friends were planning on going to Chicago for a shopping trip. One of my friends wouldn't go. The rest of us went, but I gotta tell ya, I was a little nervous that they might target the Sears Tower.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 11:30 PM (kGrwF)
Also contrary to Paul Ryan's claims...
Posted by: East Bay KG at November 18, 2015 11:30 PM (YUrE9)
MOABs
Posted by: fixed for accuracy at November 18, 2015 11:30 PM (REdlt)
"In before the Christina Hendricks hate?"
Too late. Some thing she's fat.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:22 PM (68WLr)
And those people are dead to me.
Along with the people who say look at her feet!
Really? You're looking at her feet?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 11:31 PM (4ErVI)
they'd stop screwing around and go to their classes, they wouldn't be
marginalized anymore.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 11:24 PM (kGrwF)
I thought that through. At that point, you'd be attacked, most likely.
There should be calls for the place to be 'concealed carry' because of the students acting like animals on campus.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 18, 2015 11:31 PM (AC0lD)
I'm a poor man, so cash for things like advertising, cover art, etc are beyond my means. So I've set up a Patreon account, where people can sponsor me.
Basically its like an ongoing Crowdfunder, that instead of paying large sums to a single goal, you pay smaller sums regularly.
Essentially, it lets ordinary people become patrons, like the grand old kings and businessmen and so on in Renaissance times who paid artists and craftsmen and musicians to create. People like Cellini, DaVinci, Michaelangelo, Bach, and so on all had patrons that would pay for them to do their work, and in return got presige of being able to point to their product as being the result of their greatness and generosity (and get works out of it).
If you can all help out, consider going to the site and taking a look, maybe tossing a buck or two at me a month. Its not much, but hey, every little bit helps.
https://www.patreon.com/KestrelArts?ty=h
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:32 PM (ZZgPW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:14 PM (pahrJ)
I really think that's from the Onion, or similar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 11:32 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
But they are not objects.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 11:32 PM (FkBIv)
I'm a poor man, so cash for things like advertising, cover art, etc are beyond my means. So I've set up a Patreon account, where people can sponsor me.
Basically its like an ongoing Crowdfunder, that instead of paying large sums to a single goal, you pay smaller sums regularly.
Essentially, it lets ordinary people become patrons, like the grand old kings and businessmen and so on in Renaissance times who paid artists and craftsmen and musicians to create. People like Cellini, DaVinci, Michaelangelo, Bach, and so on all had patrons that would pay for them to do their work, and in return got prestige of being able to point to their product as being the result of their greatness and generosity (and get works out of it).
If you can all help out, consider going to the site and taking a look, maybe tossing a buck or two at me a month. Its not much, but hey, every little bit helps.
https://www.patreon.com/KestrelArts?ty=h
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:33 PM (39g3+)
Along with the people who say look at her feet!
Really? You're looking at her feet?"
Ya know, beautiful creature. Insecure types take the swipes,
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:33 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:33 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:33 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:34 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:30 PM
Logprof got it. That, or... "make like a tree and fuck off." Just coz I like that line.
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:34 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:34 PM (QdyoO)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:35 PM (39g3+)
Along with the people who say look at her feet!
Really? You're looking at her feet?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 11:31 PM (4ErVI)
*******
I have a buddy like that. He finally found what he thought was his perfect woman 20 years ago. She cleaned him out after 3 kids 10 years later.
Life is funny.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 18, 2015 11:35 PM (PHE3Q)
Deface this, you cocksucker: "CDC: US sexually transmitted disease epidemic worsening"
Gonorrhea cases totaled 350,062, up 5
percent from 2013, and the most contagious forms of syphilis jumped 15
percent to 20,000. As in previous years, the syphilis increase was
mainly in gay and bisexual men.
http://tinyurl.com/nvfakuo
You and your fellow faggots are disease vectors that are placing the normal population at risk.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 11:35 PM (oKE6c)
Yes, but you don't know the book well enough to be aware that homosexual activity is condemned other places than just the one you tear apart, you infantile twit.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (39g3+)
---
Wonder what he'd think of Paul's reference to former homosexuals? (1 Cor 6)
Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2015 11:35 PM (qHivA)
15k words is indeed progress! Well done; keep it up!
My own creative urges have suffered in recent years. Not that they were all that great to begin with...
I feel like I can come up with good ideas, but the follow-up is what gives me trouble. And as I get older, and lose interest in my older creations, it gets easier and easier to lose interest in my newer creations.
Ennui... it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 18, 2015 11:35 PM (0OG8D)
http://www.amazon.com/Life-Unworthy-Christopher-Taylor-ebook/dp/B014TKK4RU
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:35 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:30 PM (68WLr)
--See my link posted above.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:35 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:36 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2015 11:36 PM (zgi54)
It would have been hard to keep a straight face, but I think it might have been worth a try.
Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 11:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2015 11:37 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 11:32 PM (0yhH4)
Tree-potato is an obvious reference to the fact that the uncivilized asswipes in Gaul refer to the potato as an "earth apple". Ergo, someone who knows, but dislikes (or at least disrespects), French wrote it.
So, it's probably from National Lampoon, or something.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 11:38 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:38 PM (vsbNu)
Just write a few minutes a day. That sticktoit process that I'm still working on. Or as another local writer recently pointed out, "you can't edit nothing. So write every day."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:39 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:39 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:39 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Anna Puma
So that's where my shipment went.
Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at November 18, 2015 11:41 PM (/oy1S)
Dude.
Dude.
I am so TPB. What you on about?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:41 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
* BEEEEEEEEEEEEE *
* HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP! *
Posted by: library detector & security at November 18, 2015 11:41 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:38 PM
Probably not. I think RK is more into book learning, weight lifting and dirty dancing.
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:41 PM (EWg9n)
MOABs
Posted by: fixed for accuracy at November 18, 2015 11:30 PM (REdlt)
Yeah, that woman looks like she was hit in the back with two heat-seeking missiles.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2015 11:41 PM (+YMhA)
She's 5 foot 2 inches of pure keeper.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 18, 2015 11:20 PM (/33sy)
Nice, I wish the damn ranges here allowed rapid fire. The rule is always 1 shot every 2-3 seconds, which is damned limiting for practice. In what real situation would one shoot like that??
Posted by: East Bay KG at November 18, 2015 11:42 PM (YUrE9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:36 PM (vb33c)
--I give them credit for apparently pumping lead into the suicide chick when she would not raise her hands after pretending to be a hostage.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:42 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:18 PM (zyIlW)
Even morons couldn't get that drunk. There isn't enough cheap Valurite in the world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 11:42 PM (kGrwF)
Tree-potato is an obvious reference to the fact that the uncivilized asswipes in Gaul refer to the potato as an "earth apple". Ergo, someone who knows, but dislikes (or at least disrespects), French wrote it.
So, it's probably from National Lampoon, or something.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 11:38 PM (k9qR4)
Good catch. Yes, it does indeed sound like the National Lampoon style, now that you mention it. Maybe even PJ.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 11:43 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Inge-Lise Ameer at November 18, 2015 11:43 PM (Dwehj)
I ain't never done no weight lifting.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:44 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 11:44 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:36 PM (vb33c)
--I give them credit for apparently pumping lead into the suicide chick when she would not raise her hands after pretending to be a hostage.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:42 PM (vsbNu)
Or they decided to vent. Which I could totally understand.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 11:44 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 11:44 PM (gyKtp)
Dude.
I am so TPB. What you on about?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:41 PM
Sure. Whatever you say, Patrick Swayze.
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:45 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 11:45 PM (k9qR4)
Nothing says you're not proud of tearing pages out of the Bible like hanging those pages up so you can admire them every day. I'm not even religious and couldn't care less what this ass does to books i don't read, but that kind of blatant dishonesty needs to be thrown back in the face of whoever is arrogant enough to voice it.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 18, 2015 11:46 PM (VviqM)
Stateless. You have your rural community so do I. I usually carry
even tho I don't think I'm in imminent danger. But you just never know
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:34 PM (QdyoO)
Yeah, and I think that's what freaked me out most. I was mentally unprepared for crazy shit happening ANYWHERE when I should have known better.
I don't fly often, almost never, but to Korea and back, like most (ok, all) of you, I checked out the people on board as I got to my seat, and mentally prepared myself. At the school, mentally prepared myself.
Sudden mobs, and I drew a blank. I'm more pissed at myself. But the bastards woke another person up...further, so I guess it's all good.
Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 18, 2015 11:46 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Inge-Lise Ameer at November 18, 2015 11:47 PM (Dwehj)
.30-06 Remington 700 and my Ruger .357
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:47 PM (VROg+)
Then, I won an iPad in a contest (one that required a bit of creativity, so I guess that spark hasn't gone out entirely for me), and this made me want an iPhone to go along with it, so I got one and then the next thing I know I'm signed up for Netflix and I'm enjoying the anime Noragami on a small screen that I can carry around all over my small home, and I'm wondering, how have I lived for so long without this?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 18, 2015 11:47 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: fixed for accuracy at November 18, 2015 11:30 PM (REdlt)
Yeah, that woman looks like she was hit in the back with two heat-seeking missiles.
Posted by: tcn in AK
****
(Insert penis joke here)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 18, 2015 11:47 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 11:42 PM (vsbNu)
I will give em that but I expected better.
whats with the wide range of weapons french police carry? it looks like they are carrying m12s
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:47 PM (vb33c)
The report stated the woman burst in a motel room, where he ex-boyfriend and a buddy were staying, and demanded the boyfriend perform oral sex. He declined, but the buddy said he'd give it a go.
She apparently had a terrible yeast infection, and the buddy got up close and recoiled in horror. She then pulled the knife and said one of you fuckers is gonna eat my pussy or I'm gonna cut your throats.
All three were apparently very drunk or high.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2015 11:47 PM (dvuhZ)
I don't even know what that means, but, it cracks me up.
Wolvererines?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:48 PM (68WLr)
not getting a real feeling of french competence following their raid on the jihadi apartment this morning. 5000 rounds to rub out a few jihadis?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:36 PM (vb33c)
Fire superiority leads to hefty ammo usage.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2015 11:48 PM (o98Jz)
thought was his perfect woman 20 years ago. She cleaned him out after 3
kids 10 years later.
Life is funny.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 18, 2015 11:35 PM (PHE3Q)
So he looked at her feet?
Seriously don't get married. It's a loser's game. The laws are stacked against you if you're a guy.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 11:48 PM (4ErVI)
Guy decides it's time to leave his native land; he'd been an officer in a defeated army, and he could read the tea leaves.
Goes out, empty-handed and returns with a pistol. Where he was, that meant he'd taken it from an officer of the winning army....
Takes wife and three children down to the harbor. Finds a fishing boat. Puts pistol to captain's head and keeps it there for two days until a USN ship picks them up in the South China Sea. Pays the captain, drops the sidearm overboard, and disembarks.
First-class badassery runs in that family.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 18, 2015 11:48 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 11:49 PM (JO9+V)
Or they decided to vent. Which I could totally understand.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 11:44 PM (oKE6c)
well, I also do not think they really have confidence in the number of people that carried out the attacks on the 13th. I think seven sounds a little low.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:49 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:49 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2015 11:48 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:50 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:51 PM (7uC+4)
Funny that old dude isn't ripping up korans. Plenty of anti-homosexual stuff there. Its like he is a pussy or something.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2015 11:51 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:52 PM (Omh3b)
Ask, in a whisper, "is this your first time in a library?"
Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2015 11:52 PM (J3phO)
they'd stop screwing around and go to their classes, they wouldn't be marginalized anymore.
Hell no. Armed or not, when I see an angry mob developing, I'm headed for the nearest exit. If someone tries to stop me from leaving, well, then it's a fight, but otherwise the best idea is always to steer clear of violent irrational crowds, and to put as much distance as possible between yourself and an unstable situation.
Don't skyline yourself. Don't start none. Defend yourself violently if necessary, but do all in your power to make sure it isn't necessary. If it become necessary to use violence, hit first, hit hard, and keep moving.
(Obviously, this applies only when I'm alone and in public. At home or with my family a whole different set of mindset and tactics is used.)
Posted by: DC in River City at November 18, 2015 11:52 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Inge-Lise Ameer at November 18, 2015 11:53 PM (Dwehj)
She apparently had a terrible yeast infection, and the buddy got up close and recoiled in horror. She then pulled the knife and said one of you fuckers is gonna eat my pussy or I'm gonna cut your throats.
All three were apparently very drunk or high.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2015 11:47 (dvuhZ)
Leave Moochelle out of this.
Although, for the record, I'd say "fuck you; cut my throat:" with a smile on my face. The alternative? /shudder
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 11:53 PM (oKE6c)
Too late. Some thing she's fat.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:22 PM (68WLr) '
I saw her on some reality show on Food Network. She looked thinner than she did in the Mad Men episodes, and without the sixties make-up, her face was much prettier.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 11:53 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:41 PM
Sure. Whatever you say, Patrick Swayze.
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 11:45 PM (EWg9n)
You were so fuckin' sexy in Road House! Fuckin' Dirty Dancin'!
https://youtu.be/IThsYOM2y10
Posted by: Conky at November 18, 2015 11:53 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2015 11:54 PM (ptAy7)
http://goo.gl/yqjhH3
Obama wins fight to have home schooling family deported.
They fought for this for years. This is a hallmark for Obama's presidency. It won't be recognized that way, but it is.
This is stunning really, but it will pass virtually unnoticed.
And what is amazing is that at least some Americans will die in this country most likely as a result of what our politicians are doing - playing with people's lives - with this refugee thing. People have already died because of the bullshit immigration thing.
They deported one family. They fought tooth and nail to have them deported.
Absolutely unbelievable. Depressingly so.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 11:54 PM (BZAd3)
No. It wouldn't. I would not want to be involved in a multi-national lemon party bumping withered dongs together or whatever it is queer guys do when they are 90 years old. The whole concept is just repugnant at every level.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:55 PM (68WLr)
Posted by: DC in River City
Pretty much all of this.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 11:56 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 11:56 PM (68WLr)
Treat it like an ambush and attack.
The BLM assholes are counting n folks to act like sheep.
Do not act like sheep.
Posted by: eman at November 18, 2015 11:15 PM (MQEz6)
You think it's baa-aad to act like a sheep around these people?!?!? I can think of something worse.
Posted by: A goat at November 18, 2015 11:57 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
At this point the viagra isn't just keeping us hard, it's keeping us alive.
Posted by: Patrick Stewart at November 18, 2015 11:57 PM (/oy1S)
Yeah I read and blogged about that family's fight. The Obama administration fought like hell, against all comers, to make sure this horrible home schooling family was thrown out of the country. It was a truly bizarre set of priorities.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:57 PM (39g3+)
What's an apex predator to do?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 11:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:57 PM (vb33c)
Took him 7 hours to decide to invite all the Muzzies
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 18, 2015 11:58 PM (DmRs2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2015 11:59 PM (vb33c)
Thank you. That's my way of thinking now after thinking this scenario through.
I just needed to hear it from some of you good people.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 18, 2015 11:59 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: DC in River City at November 18, 2015 11:59 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 18, 2015 11:59 PM (sAMmY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 11:53 PM (kGrwF)
She's pretty cute, but she thinks that acting on a TV show is "hard work", so I can't say much for her brains or work ethic. I mean, I've unloaded the better part of 20,000lb of way-too-high-moisture wheat from a grain truck with a shovel (cos it was too wet to leave any other way). Then again, I don't have teats like them... them... wabbly, juicy... holy cats, those things are somethin'.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 11:59 PM (k9qR4)
If I had a son who knew what a library was...
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 18, 2015 11:59 PM (J3phO)
The vice provost of Dartmouth did cower and fold,
And appears quite accustomed to fear,
She gave in to bullies who took things way to far,
So screw Inge-Lise Ameer.
Posted by: zombie Percy French at November 19, 2015 12:00 AM (REdlt)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Posted by: Walter at November 19, 2015 12:00 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 19, 2015 12:00 AM (68WLr)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 11:57 PM (oKE6c)
Let 'em starve for the good of the species.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 19, 2015 12:00 AM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:00 AM (ZZgPW)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 19, 2015 12:00 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:01 AM (QdyoO)
Posted by: beavis at November 19, 2015 12:02 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 19, 2015 12:02 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2015 12:02 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2015 12:02 AM (vsbNu)
Though you will probably want to allow the discus related scripts and jwpcdn.com.
Someone asked in the previous thread, but my reply for willowed.
Posted by: East Bay KG at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (YUrE9)
Many thanks!!! I've been pissed all day about that. Eleven script sources.....sheesh!
Posted by: cthulhu at November 19, 2015 12:03 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:00 AM (ZZgPW)
well, it is actually complicated. I do think she is attractive, however, I am violently opposed to the cultish and slavish adulation reciives. she is pretty for a big girl.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:03 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2015 12:03 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
They eat the weak young and ostracize the weak old and sick.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 12:03 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 19, 2015 12:04 AM (68WLr)
Another furthest question: which three people have traveled furthest from Earth?
James Lovell, Fred Haise and Jack Swigert in Apollo 13, which took a free return path back to Earth and so flew at the highest above the moon of any of the Apollo missions.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 19, 2015 12:04 AM (BK3ZS)
That's the one you're talking about, right?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 19, 2015 12:04 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:04 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:00 AM (ZZgPW)
well, it is actually complicated. I do think she is attractive, however, I am violently opposed to the cultish and slavish adulation reciives. she is pretty for a big girl.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:03 AM (vb33c)
***
She passes the 'crackers in bed' test for me. In any case - bragging rights.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 19, 2015 12:05 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 19, 2015 12:02 AM (0OG8D)
I had not even noticed they had hair let alone color. you should be focusing on the jiggly bits below the neck and above the waistline. and is the ever jiggling.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:05 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: GnuBreed
And yet she has to ride my coattails. Go figure.
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at November 19, 2015 12:06 AM (/oy1S)
It waz those dudes that planted our flag on Marz.
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at November 19, 2015 12:06 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:07 AM (ZZgPW)
James Lovell, Fred Haise and Jack Swigert in Apollo 13, which took a free return path back to Earth and so flew at the highest above the moon of any of the Apollo missions.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 19, 2015 12:04 AM (BK3ZS)
I assume you are excluding alien abductees and people who have flown into wormholes in the bermuda triangle?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:07 AM (vb33c)
In the meantime, whatever you think about Breitbart, they've been doing a good job exposing Jennifer Lawrence as another spoiled liberal bigot who's determined to burn through every last bit of goodwill she's ever received from her fans.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:07 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:07 AM (9mTYi)
Either Pioneer 10 or Voyager 2.
My ego.
Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 19, 2015 12:08 AM (xodPA)
Posted by: otho at November 19, 2015 12:09 AM (EWg9n)
Better living thru chemistry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:09 AM (QdyoO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:09 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: CNN at November 19, 2015 12:09 AM (REdlt)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:10 AM (uZNvH)
I don't understand what the agents of these people are doing. Shut your pie hole about politics, you're guaranteed to annoy half your audience. You survive on being liked and applauded by people who buy tickets you vapid dimwit.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:10 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:10 AM (pahrJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:09 AM (vb33c)
***
Just tell her, "No, angel, keep the heels." It'll be just fine.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 19, 2015 12:11 AM (/33sy)
In the German-speaking parts of Europe, they call a cell phone a "handy".
It's hard to suppress the giggles sometimes.
Posted by: poker face at November 19, 2015 12:11 AM (B+u5V)
Posted by: Jackson Roykirk at November 19, 2015 12:11 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: qdpsteve
--------------
I beat them to the punch. Threw 'em overboard. You make a point though, there is some tasty irony in using their browser to view conservative sites.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:11 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 19, 2015 12:11 AM (/33sy)
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:11 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: kalneva at November 19, 2015 12:11 AM (7WoJI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:12 AM (8PcKC)
One more time: most men aren't even aware women HAVE feet, unless its a personal kink.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:12 AM (39g3+)
https://twitter.com/EmilyMiller/status/667164136464338944
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at November 19, 2015 12:12 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 19, 2015 12:11 AM (/33sy)
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:11 AM (vb33c)
***
I denounce myself.
I stand by my statements, and would love to stand behind her.
Just sayin'....
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 19, 2015 12:13 AM (/33sy)
Guy decides it's time to leave his native land; he'd been an officer in a defeated army, and he could read the tea leaves.
Goes out, empty-handed and returns with a pistol. Where he was, that meant he'd taken it from an officer of the winning army....
Takes wife and three children down to the harbor. Finds a fishing boat. Puts pistol to captain's head and keeps it there for two days until a USN ship picks them up in the South China Sea. Pays the captain, drops the sidearm overboard, and disembarks.
First-class badassery runs in that family.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 18, 2015 11:48 PM (/33sy)
I'm seeing some good genes here. How many other Colonels' families didn't make it through as well? Bad genes, there. 'Cause there's one thing that Darwin makes abundantly clear.....survival is the ultimate determination of good genes.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 19, 2015 12:13 AM (EzgxV)
Good god man, you F*ck neither
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus
*ahem*
Posted by: Dick Morris at November 19, 2015 12:13 AM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 12:13 AM (FkBIv)
Good god man, you F*ck neither
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:12 AM (8PcKC)
yeah but you can't unsee them. once you know they are there you are always gonna be wondering where they are or might sneak into sight and startle you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:14 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:14 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 19, 2015 12:14 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:14 AM (39g3+)
that was bad, but the worst part was that I had a scheduled advising appointment right after that, with a particularly needy student, and since I wasn't there, my dept chair had to do all the work with helping this student, which was a lot of work because she's needy, and that pissed him off. I walked in just in time to be of zero help and then get reprimanded.
right in the middle of my personnel review process.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:15 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2015 12:15 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 19, 2015 12:16 AM (0OG8D)
Thanks for the chuckle
I don't have that problem. Mrs. MH & I are going on 34 years together
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:16 AM (vL/IL)
Posted by: Baldy at November 19, 2015 12:17 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:10 AM (39g3+)
Her agent is recoiling right now because he knows she has screwed herself for the long term.
These people are "artists" because they crave the instant gratification that they are afforded. When the crowd at Stephen Colbert applauds their latest observation of the world, they get high off of it, and they crave their next fix. So, they start looking for a way to get that instant gratification no matter that it ends up hurting them in the future.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at November 19, 2015 12:17 AM (Z7G74)
I think a lot of shows aren't on Netflix because of money; Hollywood producers are notoriously greedy.
But I also think there's a lot of them (thankfully, quite old by now) who just plain hate internet technology and the new, super-heightened degrees of choice it brings consumers. They're still clinging to this fantasy of getting to show the American people whatever they want to show them whenever they want to show it to them, dammit, and they're never going to give in.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:17 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: SMFH at November 19, 2015 12:17 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:18 AM (Omh3b)
that was bad, but the worst part was that I had a scheduled advising appointment right after that, with a particularly needy student, and since I wasn't there, my dept chair had to do all the work with helping this student, which was a lot of work because she's needy, and that pissed him off. I walked in just in time to be of zero help and then get reprimanded.
right in the middle of my personnel review process.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:15 AM (uZNvH)
so you will be spending a year teaching on the raqqa campus.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:18 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: All The Meh at November 19, 2015 12:19 AM (VviqM)
https://twitter.com/EmilyMiller/status/667164136464338944
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at November 19, 2015 12:12 AM (Z7G74)
Worse, those are obviously members of the Amish Liberation Front (ALF).
Anybody see AmishDude recently?
Posted by: Thrawn at November 19, 2015 12:20 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 19, 2015 12:20 AM (VviqM)
Thanks for the chuckle
I don't have that problem. Mrs. MH & I are going on 34 years together
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:16 AM (vL/IL)
so one of the many advantages of a long and happy marriage is you don't have to worry about stupid stuff.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:20 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Baldy at November 19, 2015 12:20 AM (sEXjW)
Now on sale at all Raqqa Kmart locations: Asbestos Unitards. Super-comfy and fashionable.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:20 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: kalneva at November 19, 2015 12:20 AM (7WoJI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:18 AM (vb33c)
If I'm lucky
If I'm unlucky I'll be the practice dummy at the Raqqa campus
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:21 AM (uZNvH)
If a professor "forgets" or skips/sleeps through an early class, if anything it makes that prof MORE popular with his/her students. They get to just sit for 15 minutes, then sign a sheet of paper the division secretary brings over that says "I was here" for class credit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:21 AM (ntObR)
Of course gingers are soul stealers. Mine has had my soul for 49 years.
I still think I got the best of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 19, 2015 12:22 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:22 AM (MwNIp)
I would not want to be involved in a multi-national lemon party bumping withered dongs together or whatever it is queer guys do when they are 90 years old. The whole concept is just repugnant at every level.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:54 PM (39g3+)
What are you talking about here. If you have inferred, and are trying to in turn imply that Patrick Stewart is gay, you might want to check his IMDb profile and reconsider that position.
Posted by: HTL at November 19, 2015 12:22 AM (oEoeA)
that was bad, but the worst part was that I had a scheduled advising appointment right after that, with a particularly needy student, and since I wasn't there, my dept chair had to do all the work with helping this student, which was a lot of work because she's needy, and that pissed him off. I walked in just in time to be of zero help and then get reprimanded.
right in the middle of my personnel review process.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:15 AM (uZNvH)
well if you are gonna pull this out of the shitter you should probably start first ting tomorrow with you alllivesmatter campaign in the quad. branded banners, shirts, hats, koosh balls, and bed linens.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:23 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 19, 2015 12:23 AM (R5HRU)
Of course, I could be wrong.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:23 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: SMFH at November 19, 2015 12:17 AM (zyIlW)
When it comes to women, most men aren't aware that men have brains....
Posted by: cthulhu at November 19, 2015 12:24 AM (EzgxV)
What you see in colleges right now is a snapshot of what this country will be like in 20 years. You think your speech and mindthoughts are a crime now? Just wait.
Posted by: Mega at November 19, 2015 12:24 AM (9Du4t)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2015 12:24 AM (T78UI)
I would not want to be involved in a multi-national lemon party bumping withered dongs together or whatever it is queer guys do when they are 90 years old. The whole concept is just repugnant at every level.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 11:54 PM (39g3+)
I call bs. no way you had a friend.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:24 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 12:25 AM (atbPo)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:25 AM (39g3+)
"You're not very smart, are ya? I like that in a man."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:25 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 19, 2015 12:13 AM (EzgxV)
***
So, I ask him, "Sir, you had a weapon, why did you pay him?"
He answers, "I had a weapon because I wasn't a beggar. I paid because I'm not a bandit."
As I say, an intimidating character.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 19, 2015 12:25 AM (/33sy)
Well, I meant random people I snuck up behind in the library. Close enough.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:26 AM (39g3+)
Read that since her career as a Scottish singing hottie ended, she's done quite well with real estate, especially in the Las Vegas area, and that she still performs from time to time at various casinos there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:26 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:26 AM (Omh3b)
Well, I meant random people I snuck up behind in the library. Close
of course younkow I was kidding.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:27 AM (vb33c)
you should probably start first ting tomorrow with you alllivesmatter
campaign in the quad. branded banners, shirts, hats, koosh balls, and
bed linens.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:23 AM (vb33c)
You mean I should cancel the plans for a surprise Strippergram to show up at my dept chair's office tomorrow?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:28 AM (uZNvH)
Well it just depends on who decides to contract with Netflix, i think CBS shows like CSI are all on Hulu, so they'll probably never be on Netflix unless Hulu goes under for some reason, so yeah, pretty much all about money. The movie selection for Netflix suffered quite a bit when it lost Starz a couple of years ago too.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 19, 2015 12:28 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: chemjeff
Yeah, you're gonna get dinged for that. Suxxor.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2015 12:29 AM (gyKtp)
No don't! Go ahead with it! I need the money and publicity bad.
Posted by: Gloria Allred at November 19, 2015 12:29 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:28 AM (uZNvH)
depends, what kind of shape are you in?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:30 AM (vb33c)
thinking about joining the National Guard. Thoughts?
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 19, 2015 12:23 AM (R5HRU)
Sounds noble, what has motivated this decision?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:31 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:31 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2015 12:31 AM (kGrwF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:30 AM (vb33c)
I could probably outrun the stripper, but not my boss
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:31 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:32 AM (Omh3b)
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 19, 2015 12:23 AM (R5HRU)
I would hesitate to join anything governmental while the SCoaMF is still around or until the corruption has been purged. Just sayin'.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 19, 2015 12:33 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:32 AM (Omh3b)
okay that is a LOL
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:33 AM (uZNvH)
She's also outed herself as a newly radicalized feminazi who whines because male underlings won't take her abuse and lick her dirty feet every time she demands it.
Lots of stuff at Breitbart, just go there and do a search. :-)
Posted by: Gloria Allred at November 19, 2015 12:33 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:33 AM (ntObR)
Eat any good dicks lately?
Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 11:11 PM (zyIlW)
Did I miss something?
Posted by: Blano at November 19, 2015 12:34 AM (C3E0x)
Bad idea, unless you want your boss hanging out where you do.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2015 12:35 AM (gyKtp)
for example after isis threatened times square we should have released a video showing isis guys assaulting times square and being taken down and publicly sodomized by fondle me elmo a guy in statue of liberty costume, the naked cowboy, a minion, and a smurf. that's how you deal with these pillow biters.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:35 AM (vb33c)
http://tinyurl.com/q3kavvw
"Now go see my new movie that's coming out on Christmas day, godbothering morons!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:36 AM (ntObR)
I'm with cooth on this. You better strongly reconsider.
Normally, I'd fully support anyone joining NG/Reserves/AD, but with the motherfuckers currently in charge, and yes, even if NG, you could be deployed beyond your state borders, I can't recommend anyone joining.
All you'd be doing is feeding the beast.
Posted by: SMFH at November 19, 2015 12:37 AM (zyIlW)
Did I miss something?
Posted by: Blano at November 19, 2015 12:34 AM (C3E0x)
All gone.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2015 12:38 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: chemjeff
Yeah, you're gonna get dinged for that. Suxxor.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2015 12:29 AM (gyKtp)
guess you are gonna have to roll out that cold fusion thing you were saving.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:38 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: SMFH at November 19, 2015 12:39 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: thathalfrican
Brian Suits is a retired Guard who has a radio show in LA, KFI 640. He sound like he has a good feel for the current and past situations. If so, hit him up @darksecretplace.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 12:40 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: SMFH at November 19, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)
"But how is this stupid thing going to benefit *me*??"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:42 AM (ntObR)
It's just a feeling that's come over me.
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2015 12:42 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Neighboring prisoners on the Ambrosia Planet at November 19, 2015 12:42 AM (o78gS)
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You just won't leave it alone, will you?
Posted by: Pons & Fleischmann at November 19, 2015 12:43 AM (9mTYi)
Because.
I don't care if you don't want to Twatter. That's loser talk.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 12:43 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 12:44 AM (ntObR)
"Personally I like the university. They gave us money and facilities. We didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results."
Dr. Ray Stantz
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2015 12:44 AM (gyKtp)
It's just a feeling that's come over me.
How many shares strong is that feeling?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 19, 2015 12:44 AM (YJmuy)
https://nytsyn-production.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/0122/2521/1222521_525_350_w.jpg
nsfw maybe,
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:45 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 12:46 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 19, 2015 12:48 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2015 12:48 AM (rjtGa)
It's just a feeling that's come over me.
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2015 12:42 AM (rjtGa)
***
I did that. Had the exam in the States, glasses made in ROC.
Best deal ever.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 19, 2015 12:48 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: SMFH at November 19, 2015 12:49 AM (zyIlW)
Hollywood is evil. It destroys everything decent.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 12:49 AM (atbPo)
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2015 12:48 AM (rjtGa)
And Y5 just posted the on-line eye test at 362. How convenient!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 12:49 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at November 19, 2015 12:49 AM (ZY2zO)
"But how is this stupid thing going to benefit *me*??"
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In the early 90's I approached our management and suggested that we establish a presence on the Internet. The VP got back to me and said, "Nah..., we really don't see anything in it for us."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:50 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Gloria Allred at November 19, 2015 12:33 AM (ntObR)
Yeah, it's what I expected. She may as well change her name to Gwyneth Paltrow. Same dumb whining about how she isn't paid enough, republicans are awful, Christians are mean to gays, blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2015 12:50 AM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2015 12:51 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at November 19, 2015 12:49 AM (ZY2zO)
***
Yep. Navy Reserve here, and I swear, it's like being an Inner Party member.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 19, 2015 12:52 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:35 AM (vb33c)
They need to give John Kerry's job to you. You seem to have some good ideas for foreign affairs and national security.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2015 12:53 AM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Wall-E at November 19, 2015 12:54 AM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 19, 2015 12:54 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2015 12:53 AM (kGrwF)
i'll do it for a doll a year.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:54 AM (vb33c)
During China's "Cultural Revolution", students were organized into a paramilitary social movement to be the vanguard to destroy the old way of thinking and institute a more socially just ideology. In an equally obvious attempt at astroturfing, organized groups at college campuses across America has "spontaniously" arose demanding that incorrect speech be banished, incorrect races denies access to "safe spaces", and that already liberal to hard Left administrations cater to the whims of pampered and elitist students.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10427
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 19, 2015 12:54 AM (vBeA5)
Welding, welding, welding.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p638tyh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:56 AM (9mTYi)
Grow up you sniveling nancyboy. What a petulant, whiny, baby.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 12:57 AM (atbPo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 12:58 AM (QdyoO)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 01:00 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:00 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 19, 2015 01:00 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:01 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Nobody will judge you over your obvious love of young lithe men. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 01:01 AM (atbPo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 12:54 AM (vb33c)
****
I don't know about that, but as Secretary of State they will undoubtedly send you abroad several times a year.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 01:01 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 01:02 AM (+oRxW)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 19, 2015 01:03 AM (vBeA5)
bing army sharp training
bing army combat-trafficking
Meanwhile, some members get court martial for stopping their 'friendlies' from raping children which they were told they have to do otherwise they would be an accessory...
One of my favorite training anecdotes was that gay rape isn't really gay because of 'diversity'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2015 01:03 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 01:01 AM (atbPo)
nor you for you bestial longings, realized or unrealized.
seriously if you were gonna do hendricks you would need a bag of flour.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:03 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 01:01 AM (NeFrd)
hiyo! rimshot
my bad typing is the source of endless amusement.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:05 AM (vb33c)
Batteries are running down
5+ days at the cabin. If you break anything. May it be the bad guys
B e well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 19, 2015 01:06 AM (UiGnh)
Posted by: SMFH at November 19, 2015 01:06 AM (zyIlW)
I just got on last week
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
No, no,no. That's not me.
That guy is legit. I'm an asshole on the internet. Big difference.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:06 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: SMFH at November 19, 2015 01:07 AM (zyIlW)
Can I see some pics of the broads they'll send me?
[/rimshot]
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 01:07 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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There are still glittering prizes to be had for those with stout hearts and sharp swords.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 01:08 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:08 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 01:09 AM (9mTYi)
Fixed for honesty.
Also, not proud? You're bragging about this in interviews.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 01:11 AM (NOIQH)
If I was going to do Christina Hendricks, I would have Jennifer Lawrence bake some cookies with that flour. Then bang her too. I'm generous like that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 01:12 AM (atbPo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:13 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 01:12 AM (atbPo)
if you use the flour for cookies you won't be able to bang hendricks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:14 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 01:15 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:17 AM (vb33c)
Christina Hendricks
Ronda Rousey
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 01:15 AM (ntObR)
yeesh.
why do you wanna fuck jude law?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:18 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Teh Moron Creed en toto.
Amen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:18 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 01:19 AM (atbPo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 01:19 AM (atbPo)
so I am clear, do you know what the flour is for?
I admire your moxie but this is clearly a situation that calls for overwhelming firepower.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:22 AM (vb33c)
thathalfrican, good luck with whatever decision you make.
But remember this: The ROEs, as they are now, aren't meant to protect the troops.
They're written to protect the enemy.
Posted by: SMFH at November 19, 2015 01:22 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:22 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:23 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:23 AM (uZNvH)
Okay, I gotta call it a night too everyone. Thanks for the great chat. Weekend coming up fast.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2015 01:24 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 19, 2015 01:24 AM (GdFQh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:25 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2015 01:25 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: chemjeff
Smart phone. All of them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:26 AM (ysFo+)
384
If I were chemjeff I would storm into his department chairs office
screaming about his special snowflake students were skipping classes for
blm shit.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:00 AM (vb33c)
that probably wouldn't work at my university, actually
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:26 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:26 AM (ysFo+)
any clocks that do this?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:27 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at November 19, 2015 01:27 AM (Z7G74)
chemjeff, search around for custom alarm clocks, I think some guy named
Ahmed makes them. You might have to deal with shipping from Qatar, not
sure.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2015 01:25 AM (QDnY+)
yeah but those clocks probably don't come with a warranty
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:27 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2015 01:27 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:27 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 19, 2015 01:27 AM (rJUlF)
Any digital clock should keep the alarm on, i've had my cheapo cd/radio one for a decade now, so i'm sure they're even cheaper now.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 19, 2015 01:30 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 01:31 AM (atbPo)
that would automatically reset each day so that I wouldn't have to flip a
switch to turn on the alarm each night. Does anyone know where I can
find one like this?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:23 AM (uZNvH)
My old piece o' crap digital clock has two separate alarms, you can hit snooze bar or reset button. I set the alarms 15 min apart because the snooze bar is busted. To turn the alarm off yo have a slide switch on the side...
Long enough, go to wally-world and get a new clock.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2015 01:31 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: chemjeff
I think you're gaslighting us now.
Almost any digital clock will do that. It's just most people just use their phones for it.
Search amazon if you need a stand-alone digital clock.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:31 AM (ysFo+)
Welding, welding, welding.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p638tyh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:56 AM (9mTYi)
Very interesting, Mike. I would like to learn to do TIG welding. Seems to be the way to go for light fabrication and aluminum or stainless.
Went and looked at a truck for sale today; 2005 Nissan Titan. 5.6 liter 4-cam V8. Engine developed a sudden knock, and is now using oil, although doesn't seem to have blowby. Price was right, but I turned it down, because I just didn't see enough upside in it for me to take on yet another project. And it looked like getting that engine out of there would be a bag of snakes. Built like a Ford, with the rear of the engine behind the base of the windshield.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 01:32 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: chemjeff
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Yeah..., I have a really cheap one, but it works perfectly, and has a back-up battery that keeps time if the power fails. No alarm if there's power fail.
GE 7-4738B
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pdmrfjw
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 01:34 AM (9mTYi)
I think you're gaslighting us now.
Almost any digital clock will do that. It's just most people just use their phones for it.
Search amazon if you need a stand-alone digital clock.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:31 AM (ysFo+)
No seriously I did not know this.
My current alarm clock is 20 years old, still works, never bothered to get a new one or anything
So I will get one at Walmart tomorrow then
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:34 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2015 01:34 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:36 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 01:37 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2015 01:38 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Steck at November 19, 2015 01:38 AM (ibSYs)
Posted by: Steck at November 19, 2015 01:39 AM (ibSYs)
Search amazon if you need a stand-alone digital clock.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:31 AM (ysFo+)
My ears cannot hear the tiny peeping voice of a cellphone or most digital alarm clocks. My go-to alarm clock is an ancient Telechron analog electric clock, which has a loud, raucous AC buzzer for a sound source. And the other nice feature is that, being analog, it won't reset itself to 0100 if the power fails for a few seconds, which is a useful feature when I'm at the rig, where power comes from gensets that occasionally baff out for a few minutes. And analog clocks are much easier to set than digital, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 01:42 AM (0yhH4)
I had been hunting and hunting online all over the place online for a "fancy" alarm clock that had the automatic alarm resetting feature which I thought must exist, but didn't find any so far, I didn't realize that it was implied built-in to all of them
I even went to Best Buy and asked the people there, they didn't know, but I expected them to be idiots in the first place anyway, and sure enough they were
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:42 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 01:43 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Tiny?
The Samsung Galaxy Edge can reach 87db.
I'm not sure how much louder one would need an alarm to be.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:46 AM (ysFo+)
http://tinyurl.com/p2gq7mn
I actually have that very clock, i don't use it for the alarm, just as a clock/radio in my garage, nice clock, the radio is a lot louder than you'd think it would be, should wake chemjeff up with no problem.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 19, 2015 01:48 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: All Teh Meh
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An interesting feature of that clock, is that the alarm (as opposed to the radio wake-up) starts out very very softly, and gradually increases in volume. That way you are not startled awake by an abrupt beeping.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 01:52 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 01:43 AM (9mTYi)
Yeah, could be, but the oil pressure seems normal, which kind of counters that. Might also be a bum timing chain tensioner. Or maybe it dropped a valve. Seller says it now uses oil a lot. I took a pass on it. He wants $1500 (Cdn) for it, which is about 1/4 of retail value, but I could see spending another $1500 or so to make it right, plus a lot of my time. And I have no real desire to own one and drive it myself, although it seems like a nice rig. And if I factor in the value of my time, even if I fixed it up fine, and resold it for say $5000, I would end up having earned maybe $20 per hour. Which would be OK if I had no more profitable uses for my time.
If I decide to buy broke-down cars, fix them, and curb them, I'd go with ones that are easier to both work on and sell. Turn them over faster. That one, I can see becoming a millstone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 01:52 AM (0yhH4)
Suppose I send chem an alarm clock free and clear as a donation to the Horde, but in return he pledges 2 hours or so for tutoring in high school chem via skype or whatever.
...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:54 AM (ysFo+)
The Samsung Galaxy Edge can reach 87db.
I'm not sure how much louder one would need an alarm to be.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:46 AM (ysFo+)
You missed "peeping". Most electronic gizmos these days have a tiny, tiny speaker that does not reproduce bass notes at all well. And the normal "alarm" sound is a high-pitched beep that sounds like it is pushing 20 kHz (I exaggerate for effect.). My hearing is such that I might hear such things if the sound hits me from the right direction, but no chance at all if its off-axis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 01:57 AM (0yhH4)
but I would have to figure out how to use skype
well good night all, thanks for helping me with my alarm clock issues
be well
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 01:57 AM (uZNvH)
Are we having a case of the Thursdays already?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 19, 2015 01:59 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Adriane the Numerology Critic ... at November 19, 2015 01:59 AM (jnAIZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Mmph, I jump out of my skin when my phone is on silent vibrate.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 02:01 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 02:01 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 02:02 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 02:01 AM (ysFo+)
I hate that, too. I try to have "vibrate" unselected in all my phones. I simply don't frequent places where having that feature is needed. I would go so far as to snip the wires to the vibrator motor, but I haven't had to, yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 02:04 AM (0yhH4)
All he seems to do any more is put me down.
Maybe he's mad because I didn't vote for him?
Signed,
Old Fashioned American
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 19, 2015 02:04 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 02:05 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 19, 2015 02:07 AM (KG0mU)
That Click chick from mizzou is one of the really bad gingers and ugly too.
It's the Scottish mountain goat fcuker blood that tips the scale.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 19, 2015 02:10 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 19, 2015 02:14 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
That's it, no mere pipes fer ye.
youtu.be/7rjbrqcQ5Sw
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 02:20 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Baldy at November 19, 2015 02:25 AM (sEXjW)
*snif*
Which is an obvious lie - Boston Marathon bombers most obvious
Now, now--they weren't 'refugees', they were 'derivative asylum-seekers.' (Malor went nuts on the Twitter the other day bashing people for their inability to see the obvious difference.)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at November 19, 2015 02:27 AM (vn2q2)
I wonder if he tears pages out of the Koran, or just hits people he knows won't hit back? Brave conduct worthy of Gandalf teh Ghey.
And is just me or does it seem like 99% of British actors are ghey? John Gielgud, McKellan, Derek Jacobi, Nigel Hawthorne, Stephen Frye, Gorden Kaye, Rupert Everett (who got pilloried for saying no child should be forced tobe raised in a household with two daddies).
Is being gay a requirement like it is for Episcopalian priests?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 02:28 AM (I9EDo)
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Is there a dog whistle app so I can signal to Peaches not to crap outside the black dorm?
Posted by: Blind Vanderbilt Girl at November 19, 2015 02:35 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: Baldy
Statistics has its own set of tests
If you feel the need to respond innocently, you could ask for the error rate. J'est for fun.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 02:37 AM (ysFo+)
Anyway, all they do is get Ivan's attention, and he turns and drops a bomb on their asses. We have some subtitle English "translation" of the jabber, and it goes, "Allahu Akbar, we hit it, parts are falling off! No, wait, that's a bomb. Run!"
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 19, 2015 02:44 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 02:47 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: keena at November 19, 2015 02:49 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: keena at November 19, 2015 02:52 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 02:54 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at November 19, 2015 02:57 AM (jnAIZ)
Posted by: Mrs. Daesh, Spice Girl for 2015 at November 19, 2015 03:08 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: Mrs. Daesh, Spice Girl for 2015 at November 19, 2015 03:08 AM (I9EDo)
You do realize that all those captcha puzzles that involve photos of actual text or signs are using you in crowdsourcing text detection... without paying you a cent?
Posted by: The Captcha Hat at November 19, 2015 03:25 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: keena
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No problem, but try to be more careful in the future. I don't want people mistaking me for some old poofter.
Posted by: Ewan MacGregor at November 19, 2015 03:25 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: Adriane the Euphemism Critic ... at November 19, 2015 03:30 AM (jnAIZ)
Posted by: Michael Kenyon at November 19, 2015 03:34 AM (r/C9v)
Posted by: Dr. Seward at November 19, 2015 03:49 AM (BWT7V)
"Quite how we attempt to square this circle I am not sure. As so often in American politics, conflicting values have led us to a messy place."
US? WE? This may seem innocuous but it's no different than a Mexican walking across the border and saying "the border moved, I didn't." Globalist Cooke has just as much disdain for borders as any fence-hopper.
Posted by: bjk at November 19, 2015 03:50 AM (x2rNW)
when someone could say something different without being called an
idiot, a traitor, an imbecile, a troll, a paid shill of the GOPe, etc.,
etc.
The ONLY thing she's said is that Breitbart misquoted Ryan.
BURN THE WITCH!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 18, 2015 10:32 PM
Posted by: OG Moron at November 19, 2015 03:52 AM (BWT7V)
Posted by: The Captcha Hat
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And the arithmetic captcha problems? I guess climate scientists are exploiting us unwittingly in order to carry out massive parallel computations for their model simulations. The truth is out there.
It would be nice if we could just use prisoners, like the chinese, but our prisoners are probably too dumb.
Posted by: Mrs. Daesh, Spice Girl for 2015 at November 19, 2015 03:58 AM (I9EDo)
without paying you a cent?
Posted by: The Captcha Hat
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And the arithmetic captcha problems? I guess climate scientists are exploiting us unwittingly in order to carry out massive parallel computations for their model simulations. The truth is out there.
It would be nice if we could just use prisoners, like the chinese, but our prisoners are probably too dumb.
Posted by: Ewan MacGregor at November 19, 2015 03:59 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at November 19, 2015 04:02 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2015 04:03 AM (KSdzX)
That, plus toilet paper, demonstration the absolute superiority of Western Civilization
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at November 19, 2015 04:03 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at November 19, 2015 04:03 AM
Or, as I like to call it: Civilization.
Posted by: Jim Rockford's Bus. Card Printer at November 19, 2015 04:08 AM (BWT7V)
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at November 19, 2015 04:03 AM (vBeA5)
All the Mexicans are bathing ... to the distress of Salma Hayek.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2015 04:10 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jim Rockford's Bus. Card Printer at November 19, 2015 04:08 AM (BWT7V)
Are you suggesting that there is something... "uncivilized" about ripping a still beating heart from a human sacrifice.
Posted by: Aztec Priest at November 19, 2015 04:19 AM (vBeA5)
At least the toilet has merit. Although if we have a ginger history month, they will feel appreciated and stop Muzzing out.
Posted by: Ewan MacGregor at November 19, 2015 04:19 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: Aztec Priest
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The problem with Aztecs is not that they ripped out human hearts, but that they would let women join in on the fun, those sexist pigs! Makes me so mad, I need a safe space.
Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at November 19, 2015 04:24 AM (I9EDo)
http://news.sky.com/story/1590163/jewish-teacher-stabbed-by-is-supporters
Posted by: goon at November 19, 2015 04:26 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at November 19, 2015 04:27 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at November 19, 2015 04:34 AM (vBeA5)
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When she sits around the house she sits around the house.
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at November 19, 2015 04:48 AM (I9EDo)
If someone had gotten up and punched her in the face at that point she would have been correct. The fact that the "whole conservative world" hasn't risen up in righteous indignation proves that she is wrong. Assholery requires a willful toleration by the rest of us, after all, and the assholes are going to have a rude awakening when they find the limits of that tolerance.
Good morning roonz and roonettez! Guess what? It's RAINING in NC! Again! fml
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 19, 2015 04:49 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: Ginger Grant at November 19, 2015 04:51 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at November 19, 2015 04:34 AM (vBeA5)
Why is Spain known as "Sheep Pain Country"?
[Insert Basque Joke Here]
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at November 19, 2015 04:53 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: THDeering at November 19, 2015 04:56 AM (it0uU)
Posted by: bjk at November 19, 2015 04:59 AM (x2rNW)
"
To make pancakes in the morning after banging Christina Hendricks all night.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 19, 2015 05:01 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: bjk at November 19, 2015 04:59 AM (x2rNW)
Graduate degrees in "social sciences" and humanitites can take a decade... or more.
So, four years in Community College + 3 years undergratuate + 11 years grauduate = 18 years beyond high school.
And let's not even get into Post-Doc positions...
Posted by: The Graduate Hat at November 19, 2015 05:05 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 05:12 AM (Lc+NQ)
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In that case you'd better start drinking now so you'll be prepared by the time it's 6am.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 05:14 AM (I9EDo)
I had posted it on Tuesday, and some Japanese girl retweeted it with aknowledgement to me for the original tweet.
Posted by: The Tweeting Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at November 19, 2015 05:15 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ernesto Anastez at November 19, 2015 05:15 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: The Tweeting Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at November 19, 2015 05:15 AM (vBeA5)
OOoookie-doke. That helps with the visual.
This is why I don't Twit.
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 05:20 AM (Lc+NQ)
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To make pancakes in the morning after banging Christina Hendricks all night.
Thats what I was trying to get across except I had Jennifer Lawrence making the pancakes. I would add she would be wearing a French Maids outfit. Some guys don't like curvy gals.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 05:20 AM (atbPo)
Posted by: RickZ
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Ditto. Although twitter is behaving strangely for me this morning.
Perhaps Spain started out as S'pain, a contraction of 'sheep pain'. Is that pain inflicted by a sheep, or experienced by a sheep?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 05:23 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 05:27 AM (I9EDo)
Incredible: Obama Refuses to Read Intelligence Reports That He Doesn't Think Are Really Terrorists
Ace is enjoying the scotch. ETA for first post: 1PM+1hr
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at November 19, 2015 05:31 AM (oqDpn)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 05:23 AM (I9EDo)
Spain (actually the Iberian Peninsula) started out, under the Roman Empire, as Hispania. Of course, that makes Portugal and Spain cis-normative, gender biased countries which should be boycotted out of existence.
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 05:32 AM (Lc+NQ)
Seriously though, I wonder if this became a custom in Indonesia because of all the sex changes there.
Ie. did a black market spring up for that sort of thing? Similar to chinese thinking that black market tiger parts will make them more virile.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 05:34 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 05:39 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at November 19, 2015 05:31 AM (oqDpn)
Scary, isn't it? The Leader of the Free World can't be bothered to have his unfounded biases challenged by Reality.
I so which I were to be alive in about 25 plus years so that I could read what History will have to say about President Prissy Pants. (It took a little over 25 years for the History of Ultra to be revealed, and that was a secret hidden deeper than Barry's college application info and transcripts). The Ultra revelation changed just about every historical analyses of various WWII decisions and battles.)
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 05:41 AM (Lc+NQ)
Here is the opening theme from the Drinky Crow Show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-UOcQcuvuM
Posted by: The Drinky Hat at November 19, 2015 05:43 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Drinky Hat at November 19, 2015 05:45 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 05:46 AM (I9EDo)
The NBC affiliate covers the two shootings in the city, and no mention of the Towson Student protest.
And who knows what FOX is covering, but I'm sure it's Breaking.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 05:57 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 05:57 AM (ptqRm)
I thought that was the whole point of #BlackBabyLiversMatter: Breaking things.
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 06:06 AM (Lc+NQ)
There are more holes in this story then a block of Swiss Cheese.
http://tinyurl.com/pkovj8q
Antique firearm
Not displayed in a threatening manner
Recovered from a home off campus
Student reports he feels persecuted
Parents think he MAY have taken a gun from home
At Walmart buying shotgun shells
Never uttered a threat.
There is more evidence to be concerned by the New Black Panthers brandishing night sticks at a Polling Place then there is to be bunkered down due to this kid.
But, here we are.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:07 AM (ptqRm)
http://tinyurl.com/nlzasyk
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:15 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 06:20 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 19, 2015 06:23 AM (IdCqF)
Next, we should be reading that the Paris terrorists are killing people from a position of weakness.
And the French are dying from a position of strength.
But have no fear.
Our President will have a plan to protect the U.S.
Right after he gets out of Friday prayers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:26 AM (ptqRm)
Are there any after the 10th that are worth a damn?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2015 06:26 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:28 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:29 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:28 AM (ptqRm)
Absolut-ly.
How could there possibly be a rape culture on college campuses without it?
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 06:31 AM (Lc+NQ)
Good point. And the 22nd is pretty good too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2015 06:34 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:35 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:29 AM (ptqRm)
Under that 'pisslamic law' scenario, I wouldn't be surprised if the new 28th was a doubleheader: The Bacon and Booze Prohibition. We Morons hardest hit.
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 06:36 AM (Lc+NQ)
The whole list comes down to "We actually have to explain this to you? Sigh, alright, from the top."
A lot of it is because some states were getting a bit whacky in the sheer volume of stuff they generated for the SCOTUS or a previously unthinkable circumstance came to be. Who ever thought of specifying term limits on the Presidency before FDR was only made to halt his experiments in social engineering by WWII? Even the war didn't stop him from astoundingly stupid stuff like salary freezes that lead to employers competing for talent offering health care as a perk and starting the long slow decline into insanity of the nation's medical economy.
So much has been taken out of context. The 14th was for the sole purpose of saying, "These guys are citizens. We really mean it and if you keep ignoring that you're going to have troops on your door step." It applied to one group of people at one particular moment in history when the point needed to be made. It has since been used for all sorts of outlandish justifications for special interests to carve out a privilege for themselves. So if the 14th went away, nobody would truly be affected in a negative fashion since everyone to whom it applied is long, long dead.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 19, 2015 06:45 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:46 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 06:47 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Lester at November 19, 2015 06:52 AM (2UPXV)
It's too bad women were given the vote before radio and motion pictures with sound became common. Since the amendment and the technology became influential almost simultaneously, it is impossible to say whether the shift in voting patterns can be blamed more on one or the other. Until that time, most president were elected solely on the basis of their written words or transcribed speeches. Images were more likely to be an artist's rendering rather than a photograph in most newspapers.
So we'll never know for sure if the increased importance of candidates' appearance is weighted more on familiarity to all or just women.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 19, 2015 06:55 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 19, 2015 07:01 AM (IdCqF)
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