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The Mystery of the Vanderbilt Poop Hatecrime Solved: It Was a Blind Girl's Seeing Eye Dog's Poop, Which She Had Left on the Ground Because She Couldn't Find a Trashcan

So a poop was found on the ground at Vanderbilt. This was reasonably assumed to be a human poop, and further reasonably assumed to be a Deliberate Hate Crime Provocation Designed to Make the Minority Community Feel Unsafe.

All of those assumptions are, of course, completely warranted, and well worth having a panic and witch-hunt over.

But sometimes, even given assumptions so very modest and reasonable, things turn out differently than that which has been imagined.

Motivated by the fake protest at Mizzou, Vandy decided they needed to have their own anti-racism protest...

The day after the protest the protest group's wet dream happened -- there was poop in a black bag on the front steps of the black cultural center.

Racist poop!

RACIST POOP!

WE'VE GOT RACIST POOP!

This Vandy group immediately denounced the poop on the steps as a hate crime....

"The Hidden Dores team is appalled to announce that our demonstration yesterday was met this morning with a vile act. This morning someone left a bag of feces on the porch of Vanderbilt University's Black Cultural Center. The center has served as the nexus of many aspects of Black(sic) life on Vanderbilt's campus since it's (sic) inception 31 years ago. The violation of a place that in many ways is the sole home for Black(sic) students is deplorable.

...

Who was the horrible racist who left dog poop on campus steps?

Well, it turns out that it was a blind female student whose seeing eye dog pooped on campus and she couldn't find a trash can.

She posted this on Facebook. (I have edited it down because this is the longest post I have ever read about dog poop).

I would like to inform everyone on this campus that no racial threat occurred. I am a blind student on this campus with a guide dog. I was meeting with a group last night to go over our debate for one of my sociology classes. My dog did her business outside on the grass and I picked it up and put it in a bag like always...I did not want to bring the feces inside and make the building smell, so I left it outside by the door...Everyone is going to point me out now as the blind girl who left her dog feces by the black cultural center. I am sorry that I do not know where all the trash cans are on main campus...

I didn't understand the full dimensions of the butchery in Paris until I read this shocking tale of the discovery of some dog poop in a doggie bag on the ground.

Now, I understand.

#JeSuisParis

#JeSuisMizzou

#JeSuisVanderbilt

Posted by: Ace at 06:54 PM




Comments

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1 But sometimes, even given assumptions so very modest and reasonable, things turn out differently than that which has been imagined.

which is most of the time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 06:56 PM (qCMvj)

2
#JeSuisDogPoop

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at November 18, 2015 06:57 PM (h53OH)

3 A reasonable, logical explanation is no excuse to stop the snowflakes from rioting over pretend threats to their safety

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 06:57 PM (45oDG)

4 Poop! There it is!

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 06:57 PM (tfM+W)

5 Can I get a ruling on the victim scale: black vs. blind female

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 18, 2015 06:57 PM (RKQ/v)

6 Sometimes, a pile of shit is just a pile of shit.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at November 18, 2015 06:57 PM (8ZskC)

7 We are soooo f**cked....

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 06:58 PM (/dSsq)

8 Black Labs Matter.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 06:58 PM (BZAd3)

9
The dog's name is Marley. We must poop shame Marley.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 06:58 PM (iQIUe)

10 Black Labs Matter.

Thanks for the laugh...

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 06:58 PM (/dSsq)

11 Look on the bright side. Maybe there was a pony in there.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at November 18, 2015 06:58 PM (8ZskC)

12

... and, they were horrified that someone would go through the trouble to shape it into that of a dog's poo.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 06:59 PM (qCMvj)

13 #JeSuisPoop

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 18, 2015 06:59 PM (DQZLr)

14 Just imagine the mass chaos if the doggie had crapped out a noose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 06:59 PM (8ZskC)

15 Poop grievances? I don't give a shit.

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (tfM+W)

16 Just imagine the mass chaos if the doggie had crapped out a noose.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 06:59 PM (8ZskC)

Or a swastika...

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (/dSsq)

17 Black Labs Matter.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 06:58 PM (BZAd3)


WHAT ARE THREADWINNER?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (qCMvj)

18 Is the Facebook screen grab legit?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (TJCSB)

19 This makes me happy. Who would have thought something like that could make your day?

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (BO/km)

20 And these same smart people mock someone in fly-over country seeing the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (OAxss)

21 These steps in front of the black cultural center look just terrific... for me to poop on.

Posted by: Triumph the Insult Comic Seeing Eye Dog at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (REdlt)

22 Sometimes, a pile of shit is just a pile of shit.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at November 18, 2015 06:57 PM (8ZskC)


And all too frequently those piles of shit get accepted to Vanderbilt.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (k9qR4)

23 How come there are no photos with this story? Shd we do a FOIA?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (iQIUe)

24 In the old days, the boys in the klavern would take the time and care to mold the crap into a big ol' cross, and stand it up and set it on fire.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Byrd (D)ead at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (8ZskC)

25 Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 06:59 PM (qCMvj)


Are you going for 2,000 comments this week?

Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)

26 Because I got willowed.



313
Egyptians react to Obama's security speech. This is good shit.



http://tinyurl.com/qfmbd9u


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 06:58 PM (jJRIy)

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (jJRIy)

27 black cultural center


really?

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (/dSsq)

28 Mystery diamond. What does it mean?

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (BO/km)

29 >>I am sorry that I do not know where all the trash cans are on main campus...

Oh boo hoo, I'm blind. Poor me, I don't know where all the trash cans are.

I've never heard of such naked aggression. Stone her.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (/tuJf)

30 My shit don't stink.

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at November 18, 2015 07:02 PM (97B9R)

31 Sorry, but that doesn't advance the Narrative.

We still demand mandatory struggle sessions sensitivity training.

Posted by: BLM at November 18, 2015 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

32 Just another white girl asserting her canine privilege!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 07:02 PM (NOIQH)

33
Living as a poop handing blind chick is no excuse!

Posted by: Radical Snowflake Asshole at November 18, 2015 07:02 PM (OiFtZ)

34 And I don't appreciate Helen Keller jokes on the ONT even if she was a Red.

Posted by: blind girl with a seeing-eye dog at November 18, 2015 07:02 PM (xodPA)

35 The Harvard of the south y'all!

Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 07:02 PM (vmMMi)

36

War on Black Blind Women!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:02 PM (qCMvj)

37 What a poser.

Posted by: Matt Murdock at November 18, 2015 07:02 PM (z/Ubi)

38 Things what are officially rayciss:

Rope
Flags
Watermelons
Poop

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 18, 2015 07:02 PM (RKQ/v)

39 Thank dog, a new thread. The Ace-kissing in the previous one was getting out of hand.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 07:03 PM (vsbNu)

40 I'm gonna wind up with a groove in my forehead from all the facepalming I'm doing lately.

Hoping this blind woman has a couple of other oppressed-minority cards to throw or this will just be taken as proof of the unconscious racism that accompanies white privilege.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 18, 2015 07:03 PM (erRNA)

41 I need a Safe Space free from poo

Posted by: Blue State Hostage at November 18, 2015 07:03 PM (8i5PJ)

42
Some Democrats understand that obama's idiotic and dangerous policies are bad for the party and their individual legacies.

Feinstein doesn't give a shit if Americans get killed; she cares only about not being able to blame Republicans.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:03 PM (qqFtU)

43
I offered to help the blind girl, but she refused to give me a blowjob for stowing her dog poop. Bitch!

Posted by: Liberal Campus Butthead at November 18, 2015 07:03 PM (OiFtZ)

44 27
black cultural center





really?

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (/dSsq)

You do know Moon Pies are made in TN, so Vanderbilt gets them cheap.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:03 PM (jJRIy)

45 If she's blind how did she bag the poop? Did she sniff ot out?

Posted by: Harris Faulkner's Hamster at November 18, 2015 07:03 PM (s6/4z)

46 Are you going for 2,000 comments this week?
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)


lol, I hope not
I have too much work to do.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:03 PM (qCMvj)

47 #Jesuismerdedechien

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 07:04 PM (vsbNu)

48 Glad we are off the officially rayciss list.

Posted by: chicken at November 18, 2015 07:04 PM (Moh0M)

49 "Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar."

Sigmund Freud
Bill Clinton

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:04 PM (OAxss)

50 I hear the JEF likes dogs.

Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2015 07:04 PM (Z56vq)

51 They didn't look beyond the prima feces evidence, just as you would have done, Watson, you ignorant turd.

Posted by: sherlock holmes at November 18, 2015 07:05 PM (xodPA)

52 50
I hear the JEF likes dogs.

Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2015 07:04 PM (Z56vq)

They are a little chewy.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at November 18, 2015 07:05 PM (jJRIy)

53
Everyone is going to point me out now as the blind girl who left her dog feces by the black cultural center.

See? She's gonna be the real victim, here. Just ask her.

Is everyone in college today a useless whiney cunt?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:05 PM (qqFtU)

54 Dog poop?

Why not Tawana Brawley used dog poop to write her hate crime thesis on her own body.

Upside down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:06 PM (OAxss)

55
The poop was fowl smelling, but not as bad as the assholes who wanted to dork me in exchange for helping me dispose of the poop.

Posted by: Pretty Blind Chick at November 18, 2015 07:06 PM (OiFtZ)

56 Thank dog, a new thread. The Ace-kissing in the previous one was getting out of hand.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 07:03 PM (vsbNu)



Le baiser francais?
Me oui!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:06 PM (qCMvj)

57 Wait. She's blind but can retrieve her guide dog's poop from the grass and put it in a bag? Nice nose-hand coordination!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:06 PM (JO9+V)

58 The Feces Theses

Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2015 07:06 PM (Z56vq)

59 ...On Fire tonight, Ace! ...Boffo Box...BRAVO111!

Posted by: SupergrassC.I.D. at November 18, 2015 07:07 PM (vb0nV)

60 If she's blind, how did she bag the poop?

Posted by: blind girl with a seeing-eye dog's helper monkey at November 18, 2015 07:07 PM (xodPA)

61 Did the dog have a special signal for "hey, hold up a minute while I squeeze one out"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 07:07 PM (8ZskC)

62 It's still racist. Leaving Poop-of-Color out in the cold, barren night is clearly discriminatory. It should've been tucked in sweetly into a perfumed waste bin.

#QuelleHorror

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 18, 2015 07:07 PM (cJDvr)

63 Good thing she didn't try to throw it away she might have accidentally drawn a swastika while trying to find a trash can.

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:08 PM (BO/km)

64 Everyone knows blind people are the most racist people of all because they are not color blind.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 18, 2015 07:08 PM (yQVAQ)

65 The Vanderbilt Commode-ores....?

Posted by: goatexchange at November 18, 2015 07:08 PM (Nd4YY)

66

How We All Got Duped By Poop

by Tom Friedman

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:08 PM (qqFtU)

67
How did I bag the poop?

That's why I have a seeing-eye dog!

Posted by: Blind Chick at November 18, 2015 07:08 PM (OiFtZ)

68 Maybe the dog is a bigot.

Why did it poop where it did?

Who trained it?

Posted by: eman at November 18, 2015 07:08 PM (MQEz6)

69 #NoShitBags

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 07:09 PM (8ZskC)

70 It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times.

Posted by: blind girl with a seeing-eye dog's helper monkey at November 18, 2015 07:09 PM (xodPA)

71 The girl maybe blind but the dog isn't. So the dog is the racist and pooped there on purpose. Poop there is it! Poop there it is!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:09 PM (45oDG)

72 Breitbart is reporting:


Paul Ryan, House GOP Leaders Set The Stage For Coming Cave To Obamas Syrian Refugee Resettlement Program

THIS I will walk over..Fuck them all.

And then I support TRUMP just to shove a shave up the Republican's ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:09 PM (DUoqb)

73 As someone pointed out in a thread about poop-swastika, poop has a rifling effect as it is being discharged. Someone needs to do some ballistics on the dog's anus to verify her claim.

Posted by: Tom Friedman at November 18, 2015 07:09 PM (Moh0M)

74 Skinny Puppy: "Dog Shit"

https://youtu.be/1aHukxL2mIk

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 07:09 PM (vsbNu)

75 And some of these very same people will be the leaders of the free world in the future. If that doesn't scare the dog poop out you, nothing will.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2015 07:10 PM (9iR5/)

76 #JeSuisMerde

Posted by: AmishDude at November 18, 2015 07:10 PM (Xd2w5)

77 Is it common for overindulged children to be fixated on feces?

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 07:10 PM (tfM+W)

78

I was thinknig about the Mizzou poopstika


we took a family trip to Cambodia looking at all the old buddhist/hindu temples. they would sell t-shirts outside in the streets and parking lots


swastikas lots and lots of swastikas. it was jarring. It didnt mean the same thing to them but they must have known how it seemed to western eyes. Ypu would see Veitnamese and Chinese wearing them too, even though its a hindu symbol

weird

anyway I wish they had money to waste to test on the poopstika. Love to know who did it

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 07:10 PM (zOTsN)

79 She should at least have left a note.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 07:10 PM (8ZskC)

80 Every person who took offense at this ridiculous shit-storm should be required to take a bite out of the offending dog-loaf.

For fuck's sake, these fucking fairies are a disgrace to testosterone , as well as estrogen.

"Men without chests?" Hell, this is Men without balls, brains or muscle tone.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2015 07:10 PM (Twgay)

81 No need to do ballistics, just do a DNA test. Call Jerry Springer for directions.

Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2015 07:10 PM (Z56vq)

82 I posted this last night.

Son was over for dinner yesterday, and was still pissed over a class he had (a Safe Space) and a Special Snowflake said she was freaked out about the first amendment and thought it could go "too far."

He proceeded to attempt to put her some knowledge, and spoke about all the sacrifices made so she could sit in her Safe Space and say Stupid Things.

I'm sure he was passionate (in part because Afghanistan and shit), but the professor told him to Calm Down.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 07:11 PM (FsuaD)

83
The cops should dust the turds for her fingerprints to prove she bagged the poop.

Posted by: Campus Administration at November 18, 2015 07:11 PM (OiFtZ)

84 Ah yes, the Black Cultural Center. No, there are no trash cans there.

Posted by: Harris Faulkner's Hamster at November 18, 2015 07:11 PM (s6/4z)

85 My German Shepard has made his poo into a badly crafted swastika at times. Especially when he eats Purina.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 18, 2015 07:11 PM (yQVAQ)

86 >>Hoping this blind woman has a couple of other oppressed-minority cards to throw

She's blind!!! The whole world is black to her!

Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 07:11 PM (vmMMi)

87

Diane Fienstein is putting up her own bill to suspend the refugee program tomorrow

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 07:11 PM (zOTsN)

88 Just imagine the mass chaos if the doggie had crapped out a noose.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 06:59 PM (8ZskC)

Or a swastika...

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (/dSsq)


Coming soon: interchangeable nozzles to implant in dogs' butts, like they have on cake decorators, so dogs can poop in a panoply of designer shapes. Doody stylez!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:11 PM (0yhH4)

89
She should have left her dog's cucka in situ, or in shitu.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:12 PM (qqFtU)

90 Oh it was in a bag. never mind.

Maybe it was one of those doggy diapers? People leave diapers everywhere they're disgusting pigs.

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:12 PM (BO/km)

91 Just in case this post doesn't contain enough dog shit for you, here's Colorado Governor Hickenlooper's justification for accepting all the assisted terrorist invaders Obama can dump in this state via @9NEWS Denver: "If your President decides something, you have to support it. It's a matter of National Security."

Believe it or not, he wasn't the only person on the ballot in CO in the last election. People of this state could have selected someone else. But no, they selected this flaming pink idiot. I said it before: If he had his head any further up Obama's ass, he'd have to have it surgically removed.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 07:12 PM (BZAd3)

92 She calls her dog poop "his business"? Why doesn't she describe it as Racist Hate Crime, like everyone else does. Must be a cultural particularity for blind students at Vandy, I guess.

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 07:12 PM (TcePY)

93 irony is impossible; comedy is dead; delusion is everywhere


nous sommes f*cked

Posted by: Aldo Moro at November 18, 2015 07:12 PM (8CdUx)

94 >>Did the dog have a special signal for "hey, hold up a minute while I squeeze one out"?

If you're ever had a big dog you know the signal. It's something like "pull all you want asshole but I'm taking a dump". Quite affective actually.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

95 The only thing that would make this funnier is if the blind girl was black.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

96 Set the bag on fire and ring the doorbell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 07:13 PM (FkBIv)

97 Let's not jump to conc...


Annnnd it's poop.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:13 PM (4ErVI)

98 Being on this site is like looking directly into the sun. I know it's not good for me, but I still do it, because I enjoy it a lot.
I get a bit disconsolate thinking how far the USA has gone down the wrong path
Well, Obama's "chickens are coming home to roost" - so maybe this will change the way we see things. I hope not too many of us are destroyed along the way.

Posted by: Lurker Primus at November 18, 2015 07:13 PM (tHP3B)

99 sometimes, you know, dog shit is just dog shit


( my sincere apologies if someone has already noted this )

Posted by: Aldo Moro at November 18, 2015 07:13 PM (8CdUx)

100 If the shit don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: zombie jackie chiles at November 18, 2015 07:13 PM (xodPA)

101 Vanderbilt University's Black Cultural Center.





What would have happened if the offending poop was found at the White Cultural Center? Oh that's right there isn't one because of white privilege.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:14 PM (45oDG)

102 Oh and I Ace I did think The Sudden Inevitable was a Thomas Friedman book.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:14 PM (4ErVI)

103 Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at November 18, 2015 07:14 PM (5fSr7)

104

paws up

dont poop

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 07:14 PM (zOTsN)

105 Just imagine the mass chaos if the doggie had crapped out a noose.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 06:59 PM (8ZskC)

Or a swastika...

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (/dSsq)


or a cross

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:14 PM (qCMvj)

106
Dogs normally use the terminology "I pinched one off" but the chick probably doesn't know how to speak canine.

Posted by: Campus Vet at November 18, 2015 07:14 PM (OiFtZ)

107 >>"If your President decides something, you have to support it. It's a matter of National Security."


Huh. Didn't realize that now President = King, Citizens = Royal Subjects.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 07:14 PM (NOIQH)

108 Paranoia and Hypersensitivity are majors, now.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

109 The only thing that would make this funnier is if the blind girl was black.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:13 PM (oVJmc)


my reading of it was that she was, although I didn't jump to the link if there is a picture there

she said she couldn't find a trashcan, so just stuck it outside the door before going in... they say it was on their steps... unless someone moved it overnight

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:15 PM (qCMvj)

110 Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

And they look at you like you are retarded.

"What the fvck are you doing? Do I ever interrupt you?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2015 07:15 PM (Zu3d9)

111 62
It's still racist. Leaving Poop-of-Color out in the cold, barren night
is clearly discriminatory. It should've been tucked in sweetly into a
perfumed waste bin.



#QuelleHorror

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 18, 2015 07:07 PM (cJDvr)

Next thing we will hear is that the poop was brown and stank.
Just like BLM members?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:15 PM (jJRIy)

112 Obumbles is going to have his own little Racist Hate Crime-fit when he hears that Feinstein is going to put her own #RefugeesNotWelcome bill out there a day after he threatens to veto the GOP version of the same bill.

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 07:15 PM (TcePY)

113 The critical thing missed in this entire controversy is the horrifying prospect that... that...

one of those poor defenseless university students could have... *sniff*...

stepped in it!!!!!

I know, right?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 07:15 PM (BZAd3)

114

This is the perfect post........

for me to poop on!!!

Posted by: Triumph the Insult Dog at November 18, 2015 07:15 PM (zOTsN)

115 "If your President decides something, you have to support it. It's a matter of National Security."





Just like the left did with George Bush?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:16 PM (45oDG)

116 Ma'am, can you describe the racist poop?

Posted by: Joe Friday at November 18, 2015 07:16 PM (8ZskC)

117

was is a .......black dog?

Posted by: Triumph the Insult Dog at November 18, 2015 07:16 PM (zOTsN)

118 she said: I did not want to bring the feces inside and make the building smell, so I left it outside by the door...

so I assume she went into the Black Cultural Center

The violation of a place that in many ways is the sole home for Black(sic) students is deplorable. they describe the center

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:16 PM (qCMvj)

119 And these same smart people mock someone in fly-over country seeing the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:00 PM (OAxss)

Quick - somebody put a poop-stika on a waffle and see the rage!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 18, 2015 07:16 PM (T78UI)

120 #BLM is now black lab's movement

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 07:17 PM (tfM+W)

121 We shouldn't make fun of these people. It's just what they want.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 07:17 PM (FkBIv)

122
I know very little about foreign policy or dog poop.

Posted by: JEB at November 18, 2015 07:17 PM (OiFtZ)

123 Still trying to figure out how Mizzou knew the poopstica was directed at black students and not Jewish ones.

"Don't know much about history...."

Posted by: Socratease at November 18, 2015 07:17 PM (FqHs5)

124 #BLBM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 07:17 PM (FkBIv)

125 "If your President decides something, you have to support it. It's a matter of National Security."


Who said this? I'm not seeing it above. Is this a joke?


Because Bush and dissent is patriotic and all that other shit from the last decade.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

126 I searched for the comment about "isn't this the story of ..." and it is not here.
I am disappointed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (LWu6U)

127 What a stupid f!cking time to be alive.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (TZYqp)

128

#BowelMovement

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (qCMvj)

129 Its "Merde"! Merde. Get it right, you linguistic retards.

Posted by: John Forbes Kerry, Official Toady to King Barackabamba at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (TcePY)

130 she said: I did not want to bring the feces inside and make the building smell, so I left it outside by the door...

so I assume she went into the Black Cultural Center


She should have just left it in the George Washington Carver display area as a chocolate-covered Payday.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (8ZskC)

131 Shit just happens

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (KSdzX)

132 If poop is racist, what is urine?

Posted by: pj at November 18, 2015 07:19 PM (cHuNI)

133 Who poop is this!?

Posted by: goatexchange at November 18, 2015 07:19 PM (+kncS)

134 "Diane Fienstein is putting up her own bill to suspend the refugee program tomorrow"

As a longtime observer of Princess DiFi, all this is is an attempt by her to obtain some additional graft from the Obama administration in exchange for later agreeing to quietly pull the bill and end Obama's embarrassment.

She's perfectly willing to shiv fellow Democrats for a buck when she sees personal advantage in it. Goes all the way back to when she was a mere member of the Bored of Stuporvisors in SF.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 07:19 PM (noWW6)

135 On second thought, let's not go to College.
It's a silly place.

Posted by: Arthur at November 18, 2015 07:19 PM (OPVRs)

136 125 "If your President decides something, you have to support it. It's a matter of National Security."


Who said this? I'm not seeing it above. Is this a joke?


Because Bush and dissent is patriotic and all that other shit from the last decade.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

Gov. Hickenlooper of Colorado. Bill Clinton had Monica. Obama has Hickenlooper.

Obama, "And what a hickenlooper it is!"

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 07:19 PM (BZAd3)

137 The Hatepoop Of Intolerance.

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 07:19 PM (EWg9n)

138 Why wont they pay attention to us instead of some dumb French people!!1!?!!?!?

Posted by: Spoiled Rich College Students at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (39g3+)

139 Dozens of the U.S. citizens arrested in recent years on terror-related charges are immigrants admitted to the United States legally who later obtained citizenship.

More than 70 U.S. residents have been publicly arrested and charged with conspiring to help, attempting to help, or actually helping terror networks such as Islamic State in recent years. At least 15 of them received U.S. citizenship after being admitted to the country legally, including one of the Boston bombers.


Daily Caller


Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (DUoqb)

140 Wait. She's blind but can retrieve her guide dog's poop from the grass and put it in a bag? Nice nose-hand coordination!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:06 PM (JO9+V)


Her acutely-developed sense of hearing picked up the shrill screams of a doomed ant, as it was crushed beneath a plummeting Labraturd.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (0yhH4)

141 #JeSuiseMerde is by far the thread-winner.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (Twgay)

142 I'm sure to the BLM crowd, this was their own Paris or 9/11.

F*cking idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (FsuaD)

143 53
Everyone is going to point me out now as the blind girl who left her dog feces by the black cultural center.


She's going to be lumped in with Michael Richards and Mark Furhman.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (yQVAQ)

144 Picking up dogshit is exactly what ISIS wants

Posted by: El Kabong at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (datdl)

145 The Mystery of the Vanderbilt Poop Hatecrime Solved, starring Scooby Doo


Oh, Scooby!

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (tfM+W)

146 I'm telepathically hatepooping that place right now.

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (EWg9n)

147 Gov. Hickenlooper of Colorado. Bill Clinton had Monica. Obama has Hickenlooper.


I'll see your Hickenlooper and raise you a MO Gov. Jay "Let Ferguson Burn" Nixon.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

148 Who said this? I'm not seeing it above. Is this a joke?


Because Bush and dissent is patriotic and all that other shit from the last decade.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

It is a tweet from @9NEWS Denver if you want to check it out.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 07:21 PM (BZAd3)

149 If she was smart she'd have just had the dog crap in the hallway, like we do

Posted by: EPA worker at November 18, 2015 07:21 PM (39g3+)

150 You know what a shit barometer is?

Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 18, 2015 07:21 PM (vsbNu)

151 I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

Posted by: The Dog at November 18, 2015 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

152 An ABC TV station is reporting that the House Judiciary chairman, Rep. Bob Goodlatte, wants a one-year moratorium on Syrian refugees but the GOP leaders plan does not include any moratorium.


JEFF SESSIONS: LIFETIME COST OF REFUGEE RESETTLEMENT $55 BILLION

I smell a sell out coming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:21 PM (DUoqb)

153 Penis and poop. This site is really becoming ghey.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 07:22 PM (I9EDo)

154 >>Wait. She's blind but can retrieve her guide dog's poop from the grass and put it in a bag? Nice nose-hand coordination!


She self-identified as dog poop every so briefly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 07:22 PM (/tuJf)

155 #CurbYourPrivilege

Posted by: Garrett at November 18, 2015 07:22 PM (OPVRs)

156
George Washington Carver invented the Payday candy bar?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:22 PM (qqFtU)

157
More than 70 U.S. residents have been publicly arrested and charged...

Posted by: Nevergiveup

And there is no auto-revocation of US citizenship and deportation. They will return to their communities after completing their sentences with "good time" and continue to present a threat to America.


Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 18, 2015 07:22 PM (OiFtZ)

158 The House is slated to vote Thursday on American SAFE Act which would impose tougher restrictions on Syrian refugee admissions to the U.S.

Sessions in opposition to the planned legislation, said that the Obama administration itself has acknowledged it cannot be sure that Syrian refugees will not be terrorists or join ISIS in the future. He also argued that the U.S. already resettles more than 100,000 Muslim migrants annually.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:22 PM (DUoqb)

159 "Diane Fienstein is putting up her own bill to suspend the refugee program tomorrow"

Got a link for that?
Call me highly skeptical.
She is the one that got this whole "sanctuary city" ball rolling, and she did that as a mayor.

Posted by: navybrat at November 18, 2015 07:23 PM (ETxiG)

160 They need Jesse Jackson.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at November 18, 2015 07:23 PM (g4VbG)

161
Pretty sure you can make explosives from dog shit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 07:23 PM (iQIUe)

162 I suppose I could have just eaten it and run it through again....

Posted by: The Dog at November 18, 2015 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

163 Poop, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2015 07:23 PM (Z56vq)

164 It is time for healing.

#WeAreAllShitters

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 07:23 PM (tfM+W)

165 This case was dumped in my lap, but I sniffed this one out quickly.

Posted by: Encyclopedia Brown at November 18, 2015 07:23 PM (vsbNu)

166 Let me tell you how this shart explains the development of The New Agriculture.

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at November 18, 2015 07:24 PM (4ErVI)

167 The lost novel of Jane Austen - Poop and Prejudice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:24 PM (OAxss)

168 What possible connection could there be, C3-PO?

@Zinvor
Like their Turkish brothers, Azerbaijani football fans boo during minute of silence for #ParisAttacks (vs Moldova).

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 07:24 PM (ysFo+)

169
What is the diff between a Payday and a Baby Ruth?


What is the diff between a Ring Ding and the Ding Dong?

Bonus question: What name did Hostess change their Ding Dongs to after Drake's complained?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:24 PM (qqFtU)

170

this is the story Ace is referring to

Vanderbilt Hate Crime Turns Out To Be Blind Girl's Dog's Poop

http://foxs.pt/1QO6xZx

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:24 PM (qCMvj)

171 Honestly I would not at all be surprised if the dog is trained to indicate when its pooping and when its done. And even to help find its droppings.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 07:24 PM (39g3+)

172 But despite McCauls and the committees tough-sounding rhetoric, the bill several congressional aides and the actual text of the legislation confirm simply requires one new step for Syrian and Iraqi refugee admittance and resettlement: That the Director of National Intelligence, the director of the FBI and the Secretary of Homeland Security approve any such refugees beforehand. Each of those people work for President Obama at the pleasure of the president.

Thats like asking Janet Napolitano to verify the border is secure, one GOP aide told Breitbart News. Of course they are going to approve them without hesitation.


THIS is the same shit as the Iran deal...SELL OUT


Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (DUoqb)

173
Hidden Dores - Minorities Rendered Invisible by Vanderbilt

It has recently come to our attention that we were absolutely misinformed about a situation that happened this morning at Vanderbilts Black Cultural Center, where a black bag filled with fecal matter was left at the front doorstep of the place that feels most like home to many Black students on campus....

Given the recent elevation in polarization on this campus in the aftermath of our silent protest this Monday, evidenced by tough personal exchanges and anonymous targeted posts, it was too easy for us to believe that a member of our community would stoop low enough to maliciously leave fecal matter at the Black Cultural Center. Nonetheless, we apologize to the Vanderbilt community for jumping to conclusions and for any personal trauma caused by the quick escalation of this situation. We have personally contacted Stephanie Zundel and apologized for our reaction to the nature of this incident. At this moment, we recognize that the needs of students with disabilities on this campus are also often marginalized, and there are improvements to be made to make the perfect Vanderbilt experience accessible for all of its students. In an effort to contain the situation, the original post has been deleted at this time.

www.facebook.com/hiddendores/?fref=ts


Executive Summary - Still somehow Whitey's fault.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (kdS6q)

174 #BowelsLeaveMovements

Posted by: AmishDude at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (Xd2w5)

175 First you pooh-pooh poop then the poopstikas win.

Posted by: bjk at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (+NbEb)

176

night all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (qCMvj)

177 132
If poop is racist, what is urine?


Posted by: pj at November 18, 2015 07:19 PM (cHuNI)

Chinese racism?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (jJRIy)

178

I'm pooped.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (qCMvj)

179
Yodels vs Ho Ho's?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (qqFtU)

180 H8ters in French is Ennemis!, which I think is appropriate for all the Republicans.

Posted by: John Forbes Kerry, Official Toady to King Barackabamba at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (TcePY)

181 Who said this? I'm not seeing it above. Is this a joke?





Because Bush and dissent is patriotic and all that other shit from the last decade.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:18 PM (4ErVI)



Gov. Hickenlooper of Colorado. Bill Clinton had Monica. Obama has Hickenlooper.




Hickey is unaware of the entire W. Bush presidency

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (45oDG)

182

I have to say the girl did the right thing by explaining what happened

but that took some courage, and Im not kidding

you have seen the spittle spewing screaming hysterical tantruming college students

If I were her I would be afraid. And she is blind. She literally wont see it coming

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 07:26 PM (zOTsN)

183 Tucker'd out Artisanal'ette?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:26 PM (OAxss)

184 If poop is racist, what is urine?




Posted by: pj at November 18, 2015 07:19 PM (cHuNI)



Yellow menace

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:26 PM (45oDG)

185 141 #JeSuiseMerde is by far the thread-winner.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2015 07:20 PM (Twgay)



You totally missed #47

Posted by: Encyclopaedia Brown at November 18, 2015 07:26 PM (vsbNu)

186
THIS is the same shit as the Iran deal...SELL OUT

They're all in on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:26 PM (qqFtU)

187 The lost novel of Jane Austen - Poop and Prejudice.


OK you asked for it.

The Poop Of The Baskervilles.

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:26 PM (BO/km)

188 The lost novel of Jane Austen - Poop and Prejudice.




Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:24 PM



A Tale of Two Shitties.

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 07:26 PM (EWg9n)

189 She picked it up and put it back down again? She invented poop!

Posted by: Achmed the Clock Maker at November 18, 2015 07:26 PM (39g3+)

190 According to the Wednesday morning E&E report, when Ryan was asked on Tuesday whether he would use the appropriations process to block the refugee programs funding, he responded that he would not.

SELL OUT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:27 PM (DUoqb)

191 Hidden Dores - Minorities Rendered Invisible by Vanderbilt

I thought I was invisible, until I met a woman who couldn't see.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 18, 2015 07:27 PM (Xd2w5)

192 hope they leave her and her dog alone

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

193 What A Stupid Time To Be Alive

Posted by: @votermom at November 18, 2015 07:27 PM (cbfNE)

194 I love how in the picture of the police dog killed today in Paris he's wearing a couple of medals.


The French LOVE giving medals. It's actually one of the things I find endearing about them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:28 PM (4ErVI)

195 Egyptians react to Obama's security speech. This is good shit.

http://tinyurl.com/qfmbd9u

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 06:58 PM (jJRIy)

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:01 PM (jJRIy)

Please let that be legit. I know zero Arabic, so it could be a Hitler parody for all I know...

Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2015 07:28 PM (s1yyP)

196 173
So blind is above black in the hierarchy of victim status. Got it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 18, 2015 07:28 PM (BHl9S)

197 A Poop Too Far.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:28 PM (OAxss)

198 I claim responsibility.

Posted by: Muhammed Ahpoop at November 18, 2015 07:28 PM (vsbNu)

199
I have no doubt that they Leftists will ignore this admission and keep with the narrative.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2015 07:28 PM (ODxAs)

200 Don't the Sunni's hate the shittees?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:28 PM (jJRIy)

201 First they came for the blind dogshit baggers, and I said nothing because I throw my dogshit over the neighbor's fence.

Posted by: Martin Niemoller at November 18, 2015 07:29 PM (8ZskC)

202 According to the Wednesday morning EE report,
when Ryan was asked on Tuesday whether he would use the appropriations
process to block the refugee programs funding, he responded that he
would not.



SELL OUT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:27 PM (DUoqb)


Good job Pauly Quisling. Is there anything he'll take a stand on besides what the Democrats want?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:29 PM (45oDG)

203 Graham Greene's The Poop and the Glory

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:29 PM (4ErVI)

204 One of my favorite Mad parodies. The Poopsidedown Adventure.

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:29 PM (BO/km)

205
The Pooper in The Rye

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 07:29 PM (EWg9n)

206 Bun Stew Over the Poo-Poo's Nest

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 07:30 PM (ysFo+)

207 Wait.... I went in a BLACK building???

Posted by: Blind Girl at November 18, 2015 07:30 PM (qh617)

208 The Prince and the Pooper

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:30 PM (OAxss)

209 The dumb fuck establishment Rs don't see the connection between their continually sell outs and TRUMPS rise in the polls...Dumb Fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:30 PM (DUoqb)

210 Poop poop be do, I am the Walrus!

Posted by: Vanderbilt stoned professor at November 18, 2015 07:30 PM (jJRIy)

211 This isn't dog shit, but it's the next best thing!

http://goo.gl/n16TnV

Throngs. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that throngs means a lot. Throngs of children attempting to cross TX border again.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 07:30 PM (BZAd3)

212
She's cute! And so is the blind girl!

http://goo.gl/T4wOd4

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 07:31 PM (iQIUe)

213 BLM: YOU MUST ADMIT YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE!

BLIND GIRL: I'M WHITE???

Posted by: The Dog at November 18, 2015 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

214 One Poop, Two Poop
Red Poop, Blue Poop!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 07:31 PM (k9qR4)

215 207
Wait.... I went in a BLACK building???and was worried about the smell


Posted by: Blind Girl at November 18, 2015 07:30 PM (qh617)

FIFY

Posted by: Vanderbilt stoned professor at November 18, 2015 07:31 PM (jJRIy)

216 War and Poop

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:31 PM (4ErVI)

217 Didn't our petulant community organizer in chiefs call the Republicans poopy pants.

Posted by: Buffalbob at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (8nL8o)

218 Randy, the shit pool is getting full; we better strain it before it becomes a shitslide that could engulf this entire community. I will not have a Pompeian catastrophe happening in Sunnyvale!

Posted by: Lahey at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (vsbNu)

219
Oh, yeah! She's looking right at you:

http://goo.gl/H7wZCi

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (iQIUe)

220 "An ABC TV station is reporting that the House Judiciary chairman, Rep.
Bob Goodlatte, wants a one-year moratorium on Syrian refugees but the
GOP leaders plan does not include any moratorium."

On the next exciting episode of _Failure Theater_...

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (noWW6)

221 Goodnight Poo

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (ysFo+)

222 What color is the dog? Could still be racist.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (ymbWD)

223
#JeSuisPoop

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (qurRi)

224
The Man Who Pooped Too Much

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (EWg9n)

225 Two Poops For Sister Stephanie

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (JO9+V)

226
Lotta snips. It's a word wall:

Karasheila Jackson

... I also want to encourage you to continue to pursue the entire truth behind this incident...have you ever heard the word patsy? Nothing about this is so easily explained away and in no way does this have anything to do with marginalizing the needs of people with disabilities. The fact is a bag of feces was left at the DOOR of the ONLY building that has BLACK in its title instead of properly being disposed of...As she so quickly stated the training she received concerning the proper procedure in disposing of the dogs fecal waste and that she was not familiar with this area, leads me to believe that she was not alone. So even if I am to accept your explanation as to how the bag came to rest at the front door of the BCC, I need several questioned answered before I would even consider the backhanded apology Miss Zundel has tried to give. I need to know how you and the people you were with miss the trash can sitting on the ONLY patch of open grass close to the BCC, all of the trash cans along each walkway leading up to the BCC, or how all of you forgot that you left a bag of crap at the door on your way in, that needed to be disposed of on your way out?.....


Executive Summary: Dog poop can't melt steel.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (kdS6q)

227 First they came for the blind dogshit baggers, and I said nothing because I throw my dogshit over the neighbor's fence.

Posted by: Martin Niemoller at November 18, 2015 07:29 PM (8ZskC)


Pro tip: carry a hockey stick, instead of doggie bags. Practice your slapshot. You can get a lot of loft on a well-formed turd.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (0yhH4)

228 She's cute! And so is the blind girl!



http://goo.gl/T4wOd4

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 07:31 PM (iQIUe)


The girl is white and the dog is black. She obviously (because of racism) forced the dog to poop there to show her white poop privilege.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:33 PM (45oDG)

229 Yeah, that's right, I'm black!

Posted by: The Dog at November 18, 2015 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

230 "Hidden Dores": "Given the recent elevation in polarization on this campus in the aftermath of our silent protest this Monday..."

Who could possibly be the source of this polarization, I wonder?

And how about apologizing to everyone else not named "Stephanie Zundel" and the "Vanderbilt community" for being such histrionic, hacktivist pinheads? Or is that asking too much?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 18, 2015 07:33 PM (cJDvr)

231 214 One Poop, Two Poop
Red Poop, Blue Poop


Somebody has been eating crayons again.

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:34 PM (BO/km)

232 Someone today on Twitter tried to prove to me that the migrants pouring into Europe are "refugees" with an article that said that 190,000 of them are children.

Out of over 3,000,000.

Only one child per 15+ migrant? And you think that proves they're families? Yeah, you showed me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 07:34 PM (39g3+)

233
The girl is white and the dog is black. She obviously (because of
racism) forced the dog to poop there to show her white poop privilege.


I bet the girl pooped and blamed it on the dog.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

234
Only When I Poo

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:34 PM (qqFtU)

235 Catch #2

Posted by: Joseph Heller at November 18, 2015 07:34 PM (vsbNu)

236 That honky blind bitch enslaved a black dog? White privilege!

Posted by: Vanderbilt Trustfarian at November 18, 2015 07:34 PM (39g3+)

237 Executive Summary: Dog poop can't melt steel.

I think the Mossad put it there.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2015 07:35 PM (YFFpo)

238

in b4 Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:35 PM (qqFtU)

239 Winnie the Pooper.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 07:35 PM (OAxss)

240 How does a blind person know when their dog poops?

Posted by: Weasel at November 18, 2015 07:35 PM (e3bId)

241 SELL OUT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:27 PM (DUoqb)

They did it to us again. The whole damned stork dance was put on to deceive us again. We knew he was a dog turd when he took money from the Vets, but bravo to him for tipping his hand this time. When he made all of those demands, he was all but screaming, "I'm gonna f**k you over every bit as badly as Boehner did.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 07:35 PM (BZAd3)

242 @226

I am so proud of her. She finished an entire bowl of my shit before she wrote that crap.

Posted by: Vanderbilt stoned professor at November 18, 2015 07:35 PM (jJRIy)

243
According to the Wednesday morning EE report,

when Ryan was asked on Tuesday whether he would use the appropriations

process to block the refugee programs funding, he responded that he

would not.


============================================




He better not settle them in his district.



Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (dFi94)

244 How soon before the lunatic snowflakes claim it's racist for a white person to own a black dog because it's just like slavery?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (45oDG)

245 War and Poop. Now that's funny!

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (BO/km)

246 Stop me before I poop again!

Posted by: The Mad Caucasian Pooper at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (YFFpo)

247 #DogPiesMatter

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (j1Wvr)

248 They did it to us again. The whole damned stork dance was put on to deceive us again. We knew he was a dog turd when he took money from the Vets, but bravo to him for tipping his hand this time. When he made all of those demands, he was all but screaming, "I'm gonna f**k you over every bit as badly as Boehner did.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 07:35 PM (BZAd3)

I never doubted Ryan would fuck us, but this soon is "almost" a surprise, but not really.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (DUoqb)

249 202 According to the Wednesday morning EE report,
when Ryan was asked on Tuesday whether he would use the appropriations
process to block the refugee programs funding, he responded that he
would not.



SELL OUT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:27 PM (DUoqb)


Good job Pauly Quisling. Is there anything he'll take a stand on besides what the Democrats want?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:29 PM (45oDG)


Actually an interesting question.

Does Congress even HAVE the power of the purse anymore?

The debt limit power was given to Obama, and the Government is working under a continuing resolution AGAIN...

So, if the continuing resolution says its funded, does Congress even have the power to now STOP that funding???? As the Law is already passed for that appropriation?

And would it matter... as the O Admin will just spend the money anyway, and add it to the debt?

(note, the defense app. bill has STILL not been signed, looks like Obama is going to run out the clock...)

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (qh617)

250 in b4 Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:35 PM (qqFtU)


Golf clap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:37 PM (0yhH4)

251 Indiana Jones and The Temple of Poo

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 07:37 PM (EWg9n)

252
The Man Who Pooped on Liberty Valence's Front Porch

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2015 07:37 PM (KUa85)

253 WHOSE BITCH THIS IS?!?

Oh, the bitch belongs to the blind girl. Sorry.

Posted by: wooga at November 18, 2015 07:37 PM (E5hoS)

254
#BlindPrivilege trumps #BLM?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 18, 2015 07:38 PM (qurRi)

255 Randy, the shit pool is getting full; we better strain it before it becomes a shitslide that could engulf this entire community.

This reminds me of a story from the Seabiscuit book that the film was based on.

The Tijuana Track she writes about (showed up early in the film) in the 30s was very popular and had many races over the years. The horse crap that piled up was taken and heaved onto a pile out back, a pile that grew so big it loomed over the stadium.

One year there was a flood and water roared out of the hills into the town. It undermined the pile o' poo and it became dislodged. The thing turned into a huge mobile crap godzilla that ripped through the stadium, flattened a casino, and then went out to sea to dissolve and flow into the current.

Very strange and very funny sequence. I really recommend reading the book, even if you've seen the movie. Much, much more in there to enjoy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 07:38 PM (39g3+)

256 Black Poop Down

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:38 PM (JO9+V)

257 Catshit in the Rye

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 07:38 PM (ysFo+)

258 I never doubted Ryan would fuck us, but this soon is "almost" a surprise, but not really.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (DUoqb)
================================================

I never really doubted which side of this debate Ryan would take. I would say why, but I hesitate to do so because I do not wish to cause potential hard feelings.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 07:38 PM (dFi94)

259 Glad my college days are over. I'd be doing time in jail if I had to deal with these little wankers.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 07:38 PM (Fmupd)

260 The Vanderbilt Craper.

Posted by: Nancy "Drew" at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (mcm0N)

261 Mary Poopins

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (BO/km)

262 So now they're shit shaming Stephanie Zundel and questioning her honesty? Magnificent.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (ziETd)

263 Executive Summary: Dog poop can't melt steel.

Oy.

No doubt she got a bullshit degree, is there?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

264 75 And some of these very same people will be the leaders of the free world in the future. If that doesn't scare the dog poop out you, nothing will.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2015 07:10 PM (9iR5/)


They might be leaders all right, but certainly not of anything we would recognize as the "free world".

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

265 248 They did it to us again. The whole damned stork dance was put on to deceive us again. We knew he was a dog turd when he took money from the Vets, but bravo to him for tipping his hand this time. When he made all of those demands, he was all but screaming, "I'm gonna f**k you over every bit as badly as Boehner did.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 07:35 PM (BZAd3)

Note, the Def Appropriations bill changes Military retirements... we are being told its a GOOD thing for the Military.... and yet it will cost the Government 1-1.2 Billion LESS a year on retirements...

If the Government is saving money on retirements... it paying Vets LESS... how is that a GOOD thing?

I never doubted Ryan would fuck us, but this soon is "almost" a surprise, but not really.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (DUoqb)

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (qh617)

266 Winnie the Pooh? You think I named him that for fun? Man he stank.

Posted by: Christopher Robin at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (39g3+)

267 Michal J Fox stars in... Back To The Pooper.

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (EWg9n)

268 GOP Presidential front runner Donald Trump says the 13 million concealed carry permit holders in the United States have an obligation to carry, but we must do it in such a way as to raise serious doubts in the minds of those who might be considering violence in America.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (DUoqb)

269

No Cucka For Old Men

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (qqFtU)

270 All's Poop on the Western Front

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (4ErVI)

271 Was this story originally published on ESPN's "The Deuce"?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (PXzei)

272 what is it with blacks and their fixation with poop?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (ucDmr)

273
thousands of airport workers go on strike tonight

cabin and airport cleaners go on strike


somehow that makes me feel better

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (zOTsN)

274
The Poo VS Larry Flint

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (KUa85)

275

The Dogfarter

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:40 PM (qqFtU)

276 Can we close these indoctrination centers for about 6 months and let the poor abused students go home on leave or whatever to chill out from the horrors of poop?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2015 07:40 PM (ej1L0)

277 And some of these very same people will be the leaders of the free world in the future.

The future? The state department is full of them already.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 07:40 PM (39g3+)

278 "I know why the bagged turd stinks."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:40 PM (0yhH4)

279 It's a Wonderful Poop

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 07:40 PM (k9qR4)

280 It looks like Paul Ryan and his merry band of GOPe are going to attempt pull a fast one on the American people.

Instead of stopping the madness of importing thousands of future terrorist and confronting this President and putting him on record as not caring about the safety of the American by making him Veto legislation that would stop the flow of "refugees," they are going to offer up a sham bill that would require agencies that are part of the executive branch to vouch they have thoroughly screened these supposed refugees for terrorist connections.

It's all just a game to these people.

Our safety and security literally do not matter to them.

Paul Ryan has got to go.

What a disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2015 07:40 PM (WVvzl)

281 Gone With the Poop

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:41 PM (45oDG)

282 I never doubted Ryan would fuck us, but this soon is "almost" a surprise, but not really.


Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:36 PM (DUoqb)

Note, the Def Appropriations bill changes Military retirements... we are being told its a GOOD thing for the Military.... and yet it will cost the Government 1-1.2 Billion LESS a year on retirements...

If the Government is saving money on retirements... it paying Vets LESS... how is that a GOOD thing?



Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 07:39 PM (qh617)

Sorry... should have read like this..... /facepalm

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 07:41 PM (qh617)

283 I guess it is possible to have 'Racist Dog Poop'

Posted by: #JeSuisPoop at November 18, 2015 07:41 PM (e8kgV)

284 High Plains Pooper

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:41 PM (JO9+V)

285 Mein Poop

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:41 PM (4ErVI)

286 The Pooper Chase.

Posted by: That Law Movie at November 18, 2015 07:41 PM (mcm0N)

287 Executive Summary: Dog poop can't melt steel.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 07:32 PM (kdS6q)

I wonder if she published that screed in Braille

Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2015 07:41 PM (s1yyP)

288 Paul Ryan has got to go.

What a disgrace.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2015 07:40 PM (WVvzl)

Yup

And THAT is why TRUMP is surging

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:41 PM (DUoqb)

289 152 An ABC TV station is reporting that the House Judiciary chairman, Rep. Bob Goodlatte, wants a one-year moratorium on Syrian refugees but the GOP leaders plan does not include any moratorium.

From Roll Call: "The Judiciary Committee is looking at a longer, more comprehensive fix, [Intelligence Chairman Devin] Nunes added."

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 18, 2015 07:41 PM (YjDyJ)

290
Frank Dobson, Director of the Black Cultural Center (BCC) and Assistant Dean

for Dobson, while students reaction of making a statement may have been hasty, the feelings of fear and paranoia behind the reaction were legitimate. He said the assumption that it was a hate crime reflects the current climate on campus and in America.

"The takeaway is this: Were at a place and at a time where issues of race are on the front burner in our nations communication," Dobson said. "And so everybodys charged about issues of race, everybodys charged about issues of inclusivity and exclusivity, everybodys charged about possible hateful acts of racism."

"I think because of that, the students who drew the conclusions that they did drew those conclusions not simply because of the Vanderbilt context or the Vanderbilt campus but because of whats going on in society at large," he continued.

www.vanderbilthustler.com/



Executive Summary: Reality is racist

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 07:42 PM (kdS6q)

291
Alvin Ailey's Poops

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:42 PM (qqFtU)

292 Is it possible for a blind person to truly be racist ?

Posted by: #JeSuisPoop at November 18, 2015 07:42 PM (e8kgV)

293 Paul Ryan has got to go.

=================



yeah good luck with that

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 07:42 PM (dFi94)

294 Mein Stuhl.

Posted by: Hitler #2 at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (mcm0N)

295 I prefer the dick eating thread.

Man, I got so willowed on the last thread.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (chFFu)

296

5 Blue Dog Dems are voting with the Republicans to suspend the refugee program

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (zOTsN)

297 A poopsack named Desire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (0yhH4)

298 Dog poop bags are distinctive. I dont know why anyone would not think it was merely dog poop.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (iQIUe)

299 Poopeye the Sailor Man

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (4ErVI)

300
holy cats, you'd think we are living in 1968..

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (qqFtU)

301 What possible connection could there be, C3-PO?

C3-POO

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 07:44 PM (FkBIv)

302 Executive Summary: Reality is racist


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 07:42 PM (kdS6q)


Catch the mass hysteria!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:44 PM (JO9+V)

303 Sounds like Ryan is sucking Fredos dick again.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 07:44 PM (Fmupd)

304 Wait, isn't "blind" somehow offensive? Shouldn't we be using "visually challenged" instead?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 07:44 PM (FsuaD)

305 So that Friedman thing was something. Also the dog obviously hates black people. And black people hate poop because they're the same colour and poop smells and they don't want to be the same colour as something that smells. The truth is out now. You're welcome America.

Posted by: "Syrian" "Refugee" at November 18, 2015 07:44 PM (r9mDd)

306 for Dobson, while students reaction of making a statement may have been
hasty, the feelings of fear and paranoia behind the reaction were
legitimate.


Fake but accurate.

Seriously, I've been seeing since Ferguson that collective Black America is seriously pathological.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

307 Shit Came From Outer Space

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 07:44 PM (EWg9n)

308 Poop is brown. Mike Brown was murdered, therefore poop will kill you.



No poop, no peace. Right Arm!

Posted by: Rev Al at November 18, 2015 07:45 PM (jJRIy)

309 You'd probably have to go through 20 congresscritters before you'd hit a conservative to lead the House.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:45 PM (4ErVI)

310

if the judicary committee is willing to go farther than the speaker


if not for Trump they would have done nothing, not even talk about it, no bill at all cause it might not pass

they will fight a conservative president more than Obama

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 07:45 PM (zOTsN)

311 The Dawn Pootrol

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:45 PM (JO9+V)

312 Frank Dobson, Director of the Black Cultural Center (BCC) and Assistant Dean

Protecting your phony baloney AA job there, Frank?
Concern Status: Noted

Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2015 07:45 PM (YFFpo)

313 Goodbye, Mr Poop

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:45 PM (BO/km)

314 Poop Storm Rising, a Tom Clancy novel by Tom Clancy

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (k9qR4)

315 On the Origin of the Faeces

Posted by: Charles Darwin at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (vsbNu)

316 Wait, isn't "blind" somehow offensive?


I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (4ErVI)

317 300


holy cats, you'd think we are living in 1968..

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (qqFtU)


My husband, just last week said, "It's like re-living the 60's all over again."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (FsuaD)

318 3 Easy Pieces. Of Poop.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

319 Dude, Where's My Stool?

Posted by: That Guy That Dated Demi at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (mcm0N)

320 When BLM connects itself to the Refugee Movement, watch out.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (dFi94)

321 Das Poop

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (4ErVI)

322 Next thing we will hear?


She put the poop in a BROWN paper bag.

Posted by: Rev Al at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (jJRIy)

323 This comes to mind, referencing your post at 290, LDC.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraordinary_Popular_Delusions_and_the_Madness_of_Crowds

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:47 PM (0yhH4)

324 From my Vandy alum bro: "I bet that racist blind girl claims that she doesn't even see color."

Posted by: Sirko at November 18, 2015 07:47 PM (R9Ugw)

325 While racist students racist reaction of making a racist statement may have been
hasty and racist, the diverse feelings of fear, paranoia and racist behind the reaction were
legitimately racist, but inclusive. He said the simple racist assumption that it was an extreme racist hate crime reflects the
current racist climate on any racist campus in America.


Did I mention racist ?

Posted by: #JeSuisPoop at November 18, 2015 07:47 PM (e8kgV)

326 And I believe that this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if you look HARD enough, anything can be considered as RAAAAACIST...

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 07:47 PM (qh617)

327 Mary Poopins

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:47 PM (JO9+V)

328 How Stella Got Her Poo Back

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 07:47 PM (ysFo+)

329 Looking for Mr. Goodpoop.

Posted by: That Really Old Movie at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (mcm0N)

330 My husband, just last week said, "It's like re-living the 60's all over again."




Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (FsuaD)
=============================================
Yeah, who were those black athletes at the Olympics who stood on the awards platform and gave the Black Power symbol? I can't remember.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (dFi94)

331 By the pricking of my thumbs
Something poop this way comes

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (/tuJf)

332 Three Easy Poops

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (BO/km)

333 #VanderpoopRules

Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (5fSr7)

334 If you are on a train and poop in Nashville, how long will it take for a train from NYC to get your poop?

Posted by: Rev Al, Freddie's Fashion Marts number one customer at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (jJRIy)

335 It's not her fault. She can't see shit.

Posted by: 3.14159 at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (U4PXs)

336 It's all just a game to these people.

Our safety and security literally do not matter to them.


Well, lets just say that the esteem of their leftist colleagues and the way the media will report on their actions matters more. They are afraid of being labeled anti-refugee, racist, isolationist, etc etc.

Sure, the bulk of the American people are very much in support of being more careful at the very least but that's not what they hear.

Sure, over 30 states refuse to allow additional migrants to pour into their borders, but those states are other peoples' or don't count, or have been declared unstates by the left. These guys are soaking in a bath of leftist ideology, so they're a bit out of touch with their own constituency.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (39g3+)

337 They are starting to pull this shit in NJ now...turning me into a real racist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 07:49 PM (DUoqb)

338 According to the Wednesday morning EE report,when Ryan was asked on Tuesday whether he would use the appropriationsprocess to block the refugee programs funding, he responded that hewould not.

Wrong- "The Issue That Could Finally Unite Republicans"- http://bit.ly/1O3UR4a

"Speaker Ryan: GOP could block Syrian refugee funding"- http://cnn.it/1kCmRRh

Breitbart is the only outlet falsely claiming that no such language will be in the omnibus. The House GOP Conference is currently discussing the matter.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 18, 2015 07:49 PM (YjDyJ)

339 The Poop Hunter

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:49 PM (JO9+V)

340 318
3 Easy Pieces. Of Poop.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM

... rather, it's the 3 shells needed to deal with poop

Posted by: John Spartan at November 18, 2015 07:49 PM (e8kgV)

341 All Mein Shats.

Posted by: That Crappy German Soap Opera at November 18, 2015 07:49 PM (mcm0N)

342 Veni Vidi Poopi

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 07:49 PM (/tuJf)

343 Interesting - if Paul Ryan agrees to this refugee settlement, his own governor has refused to take them.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (dFi94)

344
Yeah, who were those black athletes at the Olympics
who stood on the awards platform and gave the Black Power symbol? I
can't remember.


Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (dFi94)

You mean these assholes?





http://tinyurl.com/nqq99ws

Posted by: Rev Al, Freddie's Fashion Marts number one customer at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (jJRIy)

345 that dog knew exactly what it was doing. aggression in it's highest form.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (ucDmr)

346 Has anyone dropped "The Scarlet Poopernel," yet?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (tEDMc)

347 5 Blue Dog Dems are voting with the Republicans to suspend the refugee program

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (zOTsN)


And black dogs are pooping all over it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (45oDG)

348 My solution to race relations in this country is to force everyone to eat colorful green, blue and red Jell-O for all meals of the day to prevent human feces from being the same color as the skin of our our treasured Asian, Hispanic and Black minority brothers and sisters.

Posted by: "Syrian" "Refugee" at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (r9mDd)

349
I just hope it was a nice hard turd and not one of those squishy steamers.
Because I care.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (HgMAr)

350 As You Like Shit

Posted by: William Shakespeare at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (vsbNu)

351 335
It's not her fault. She can't see shit.

Posted by: 3.14159 at November 18, 2015 07:48 PM (U4PXs)
it took 335 comments.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 18, 2015 07:51 PM (0O7c5)

352 This entire series of problems results from a historical error.

At some point in our history, we collectively forgot that the proper response to children who demand to be taken seriously, Dad, because they have serious ideas about marginalization, Dad, is not "why dear, please have some political power," but is, instead, a sarcastic "uh huh."

Young people *need* to make mistakes, it is counterproductive for the experienced to exercise too much control.

That does not mean they need to impose their dunderheaded mistakes on *others*, which is their error.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 18, 2015 07:51 PM (bLnSU)

353 One Flew Over the PooPoos Nest.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 18, 2015 07:51 PM (wHX4r)

354 Dog poop bags are distinctive. I dont know why anyone would not think it was merely dog poop.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 07:43 PM (iQIUe)


Well, when I visit my sister in Vancouver, and we take the dogs for a stroll, we use saved plastic grocery bags for the dog turds. Why buy special bags when most retail outlets give away perfectly good ones? That is practical recycling, too.


At home, my dog just poops in the yard, far enough from the house, that it can simply sit there until it decomposes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:51 PM (0yhH4)

355 You know what I heard? The cops that shot Brown dead pooped. Pass it on.

Yeah, who were those black athletes at the Olympics who stood on the awards platform and gave the Black Power symbol? I can't remember.

Neither can anyone else. They're nobody, just an image in a photo album.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 07:51 PM (39g3+)

356 poops....i did it again

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 18, 2015 07:52 PM (0O7c5)

357 So, did the dog have worms ?

Posted by: Your Veterinarian at November 18, 2015 07:52 PM (e8kgV)

358 Where has all the poop gone, long time passing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:52 PM (jJRIy)

359 350 As You Like Shit

Posted by: William Shakespeare at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (vsbNu)


Romeo and Julieshit?

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 07:52 PM (qh617)

360 The Rise and Fall of the Turd Reich

Posted by: William Shirer at November 18, 2015 07:52 PM (vsbNu)

361
Black Poop Power!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 07:52 PM (iQIUe)

362 The Scheiss Man Cometh

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

363 Who poop this is?

Posted by: sawhorse at November 18, 2015 07:53 PM (jm3+c)

364 Poop Zeppelin - Black Dog

Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.

Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing, gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.

Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away.


POOP!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:53 PM (45oDG)

365 346 Has anyone dropped "The Scarlet Poopernel," yet?


Well once after that salsa and chips binge one night.

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:53 PM (BO/km)

366 Apoocalypse Now

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:53 PM (JO9+V)

367 I don't want to start talking shit.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 18, 2015 07:53 PM (chFFu)

368 who let the poops out?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 18, 2015 07:53 PM (0O7c5)

369 345
that dog knew exactly what it was doing. aggression in it's highest form.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (ucDmr)

When a black dog poops at the black cultural center, you know he has self hate.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:54 PM (jJRIy)

370 Ich bin ein Racist

Posted by: German Shepherd from Mizzou at November 18, 2015 07:54 PM (e8kgV)

371 Cry Havok! and let loose the Dogs of SHIT!

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 07:54 PM (qh617)

372 Poop, there it is! Poop, there it is!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 07:54 PM (45oDG)

373 We had dick jokes earlier. Now it's poop jokes.

Posted by: wth - what I learned at AoS today at November 18, 2015 07:54 PM (HgMAr)

374 A Farewell to Poop

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:55 PM (4ErVI)

375 this dog is a racist bitch!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 18, 2015 07:55 PM (Cq0oW)

376 http://tinyurl.com/nqq99ws

Posted by: Rev Al, Freddie's Fashion Marts number one customer at November 18, 2015 07:50 PM (jJRIy)
=========================================

Thank you, Rev. Al. It seems Carlos has not changed his stripes. That's sad.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 07:55 PM (dFi94)

377 Apoopalypse Now.

Strawberry Shitcake.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 07:55 PM (I9EDo)

378 Avaturd.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 07:56 PM (I9EDo)

379 Shart Of Darkness

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 07:56 PM (EWg9n)

380 Well, when I visit my sister in Vancouver, and we take the dogs for a stroll, we use saved plastic grocery bags for the dog turds.

Yeah people recycled the poop out of those things, its why I think removing them is a bad idea. Trash bags, storage, collecting poop, bagging kitty litter, etc. They were useful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 07:56 PM (39g3+)

381 343 Interesting - if Paul Ryan agrees to this refugee settlement, his own governor has refused to take them.

Do you have a link or are we discussing the false reports at Breitbart? because I have a number of links regarding the House GOP's plans on this issue and all of them contradict the idea that this bill will be the only one offered. For that matter, Ryan's interview with Bill Bennett (http://1.usa.gov/1MRlcgL) contradicts it as well.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby is tired of TrumpBart's lies at November 18, 2015 07:56 PM (YjDyJ)

382 Shit In The City.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at November 18, 2015 07:56 PM (mcm0N)

383 From Here To Eturdity

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 07:56 PM (JO9+V)

384 anyway

isn't this ABLEISM?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 18, 2015 07:57 PM (Cq0oW)

385 I think I have mentioned this before but dog poop is easily disposed of by tossing it over a tall fence. I don't know why more people don't do this.

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 07:57 PM (BO/km)

386 The Poops of Wrath.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:57 PM (0yhH4)

387 Frank Dobson, Director of the Black Cultural Center (BCC) and Assistant Dean

for
Dobson, while students reaction of making a statement may have been
hasty, the feelings of fear and paranoia behind the reaction were
legitimate. He said the assumption that it was a hate crime reflects the
current climate on campus and in America.


This guy is part of the faculty that teaches them offenses are everywhere and everything.

He and those like him foster this mental illness.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

388 A fist full of poop!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:57 PM (jJRIy)

389 L Elle, i have heard good things about uber around here, but never used it.

Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 07:57 PM (vmMMi)

390 Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 18, 2015 07:51 PM

No shit!? Didn't see that coming...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 18, 2015 07:57 PM (+bVzV)

391 The Old Man and the Poop

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 07:57 PM (k9qR4)

392 Puttin' on the Shiiiiiiiiiiits!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

393 >>Strawberry Shitcake.

I tend to hate the poop jokes but this funny.

Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (vmMMi)

394 Regarding Syrian refugees and the omnibus:

"What that lan­guage would look like has not yet been de­cided, but lead­ers and the Ap­pro­pri­ations Com­mit­tee have been hold­ing listen­ing ses­sions with mem­bers to dis­cuss the om­ni­bus. Mem­bers of all stripes, even those who have not usu­ally en­dorsed such all-or-noth­ing tac­tics, are push­ing lead­er­ship to in­clude the meas­ure in the spend­ing bill."

"The Issue That Could Finally Unite Republicans"- http://bit.ly/1O3UR4a

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (YjDyJ)

395 Turd Ferguson's gonna be sorry he missed this thread.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (4ErVI)

396 Last of the Poohicans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (0yhH4)

397 If your dog drops a poop in the forest, does anyone hear it?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (jJRIy)

398 the color of poop
poop on the water
poopfellas

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (ucDmr)

399 Burning cross,bag of poop,same thing.Oh God,not a burning bag of poop!

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (8HTq1)

400 A Shitty Thing happened on the Way to the Forum...

Posted by: Pseudolus at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (qh617)

401 >>>this dog is a racist bitch!

Or the dog is an Alinskyite shit stirrer.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (I9EDo)

402 I'm keeping my eye on that blue-hair down the street and her shih-tzu.

Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (DL2i+)

403 Meconium of Helen

Posted by: Gorgias at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (vsbNu)

404

why would jihadhis wait in line at the vaunted state dept "vetting"

why not corss the border illegally in the south

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 08:00 PM (zOTsN)

405 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Poop

Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2015 08:00 PM (9iR5/)

406 There's a message in them diamonds I tells ya.

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 08:00 PM (BO/km)

407 Is Ben Carson always stoned or does he take Valium all day?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 08:00 PM (jJRIy)

408 The doggie is cute.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 08:00 PM (iQIUe)

409 "The Issue That Could Finally Unite Republicans"- http://bit.ly/1O3UR4a

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 18, 2015 07:59 PM (YjDyJ)


Diamonds! Thousands and thousands of diamonds! I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 08:00 PM (0yhH4)

410 How did poop get to be so scary?

Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2015 08:00 PM (DL2i+)

411 Ah'm sorry I ruined your Black Panther partay.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (FsuaD)

412 Do you have a link or are we discussing the false reports at Breitbart? because I have a number of links regarding the House GOP's plans on this issue and all of them contradict the idea that this bill will be the only one offered. For that matter, Ryan's interview with Bill Bennett (http://1.usa.gov/1MRlcgL) contradicts it as well.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby is tired of TrumpBart's lies at November 18, 2015 07:56 PM (YjDyJ)

Yeah I read your link and I don't see Ryan saying anything that contradicts what I said...as a matter of fact it says next to nothing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (DUoqb)

413 Shitty Shitty Bang Bang!

Posted by: For The Children at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (mcm0N)

414 Why did posting that text from National Journal insert diamonds with question marks?

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (YjDyJ)

415 Shit of Fools.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (I9EDo)

416 Poo-rassic Fart

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (EWg9n)

417 Black Labs Matter.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 06:58 PM

So do yellow and chocolate. #alllabsmatter

I guess after the police dog was shot something was trending like #iamadog. Poor dog shot by azzwipe terrorists.

Posted by: Farmer at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (o/90i)

418 The Big Brown One

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (JO9+V)

419 The Sound of Poop

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

420 >>>
Is Ben Carson always stoned or does he take Valium all day?<<<<

His mom got him hooked after an incident with a hammer.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2015 08:02 PM (tEDMc)

421 while students reaction of making a statement may have been hasty, the feelings of fear and paranoia behind the reaction were
legitimate[b/].


Heh. Heh heh.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 08:02 PM (k9qR4)

422 410
How did poop get to be so scary?


Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2015 08:00 PM (DL2i+)


Seriously. Not too long ago, trendy Manhattan moms were teaching their toddlers to poop in the gutters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 08:02 PM (FsuaD)

423
411 Ah'm sorry I ruined your Black Panther partay.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (FsuaD)

HA!

Posted by: For The Children at November 18, 2015 08:02 PM (mcm0N)

424 Do you have a link or are we discussing the false
reports at Breitbart? because I have a number of links regarding the
House GOP's plans on this issue and all of them contradict the
idea that this bill will be the only one offered. For that matter,
Ryan's interview with Bill Bennett (http://1.usa.gov/1MRlcgL)
contradicts it as well.


Posted by: Miss80sBaby is tired of TrumpBart's lies at November 18, 2015 07:56 PM (YjDyJ)
===========================================

No link. I was just speculating on comments others had made concerning Ryan's unique position as Speaker to impact this decision. Walker has said he would refuse Syrian refugees. If Ryan were to make a deal that accepted any or all of these refugees, it would make for an interesting showdown here in Wisconsin. I know Walker and Ryan contact each other fairly regularly. I wonder what their conversations are like.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (dFi94)

425

Powerline Blog says Ryans bill is a giant steaming turd, pretending to do something without actually doing something

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (zOTsN)

426 Why did posting that text from National Journal insert diamonds with question marks?

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (YjDyJ)


It's the patented AOSHQ bullshit detector.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (0yhH4)

427 whoops

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (k9qR4)

428 Am I the only one that thought what a daunting task picking up dog poop would be when you're blind?

I mean, I can't have the experience of being blind, but I can imagine trying to do that with my eyes closed.

Good on her for at least trying to clean it up. Wasn't anyone walking by who could say, "dayam, gurl, let me help you with that!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (bLnSU)

429 I know how to make the clueless, little bastards at Vanderbuilt feel better about this horrific dog poop hate crime.

Let's inflict, oops, I mean, send James Taylor to sing to them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (kGrwF)

430 Is Ben Carson always stoned or does he take Valium all day?

The drugs quiet the voices.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

431 poop has been scary since kids scared their sisters with the old poopie on a stick gag

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (Cq0oW)

432 most Americans oppose importing thousands of Syrian refugees in particular, and more immigrants in general. So naturally, in his first important act as House Speaker, Paul Ryan is reported to be rushing to the floor, as early as tomorrow, a bill that will insure that President Obama gets his way on the issue.

The legislation the House will vote on is called the American SAFE Act. It is a misnomer and the bill is, frankly, a fraud. It is premised on the idea that the Obama administration will be able to identify potential terrorists among Syrians who claim to be refugees, a claim that everyone knows is false.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (zOTsN)

433 The Good, The Bad and the Poop

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (Xo1Rt)

434 If Ryan were to make a deal that accepted any or all of these refugees, it would make for an interesting showdown here in Wisconsin. I know Walker and Ryan contact each other fairly regularly. I wonder what their conversations are like.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (dFi94)

He is not going to say that...he is gong to as ThunderB says above "Ryans bill is a giant steaming turd, pretending to do something without actually doing something"

Just like the Iran bill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (DUoqb)

435 Shit Happened One Night.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (I9EDo)

436 Words are racist.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (k9qR4)

437 407 Is Ben Carson always stoned or does he take Valium all day?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 08:00 PM (jJRIy)

--I doubt either, but I'd rather have a man of his demeanor operating on my son's brain than a spaz alcoholic like Hillary!

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (vsbNu)

438 You often see people here and on other blogs ponder how 0 got elected the second time.
This poop story should be Exhibit A in any scholarly explanation as to why shit-stupid rules the day.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (3ZttN)

439 It's a Wonderful Loaf.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 08:05 PM (I9EDo)

440 317
My husband, just last week said, "It's like re-living the 60's all over again."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 07:46 PM (FsuaD)


Except the music isn't nearly as good.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

441 The Poop from the Black Lagoon

Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2015 08:05 PM (9iR5/)

442 Powerline says its a terrible bill. The only way to stop the refugees is with the power of the purse, and Ryan REFUSES to do that

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 08:05 PM (zOTsN)

443 most Americans oppose importing thousands of Syrian refugees in particular, and more immigrants in general. So naturally, in his first important act as House Speaker, Paul Ryan is reported to be rushing to the floor, as early as tomorrow, a bill that will insure that President Obama gets his way on the issue.

The legislation the House will vote on is called the American SAFE Act. It is a misnomer and the bill is, frankly, a fraud. It is premised on the idea that the Obama administration will be able to identify potential terrorists among Syrians who claim to be refugees, a claim that everyone knows is false.
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (zOTsN)

BINGO

It's gong to stipulate that the Intel heads stipulate that each and every "refugee" is safe?

A) they work for Fredo
B) it's impossible to do that

IT'S BULLSHIT AND THEY KNOW IT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 08:05 PM (DUoqb)

444 I have, in a drawer next to me at my desk, fake dog poop from waaaaay back that my dad used to torture me and my sister.

Heh. I've used it on my own kid. He wasn't amused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 08:05 PM (FsuaD)

445 Am I the only one that thought what a daunting task picking up dog poop would be when you're blind?

Put the bag over your hand like a glove, feel for the warm thing, pick it up, invert the bag around the poo.

Then find some place hypersensitive race paranoids go and enjoy the fun!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

446 Powerline says its a terrible bill. The only way to stop the refugees is with the power of the purse, and Ryan REFUSES to do that
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 08:05 PM (zOTsN)

BINGO AGAIN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (DUoqb)

447 History of the World, Poop 1

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (JO9+V)

448 Great Evacuations

Posted by: Charles Dickens at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (vsbNu)

449 These college kids are experiencing a mass hysteria event

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (dULJN)

450 So what have they done to the blind chick for starting this whole brouhaha?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (kGrwF)

451 >>>>The drugs quiet the voices.<<<<

The moderators dart him occasionally on stage to keep him tractable, otherwise he would be like a muzzie cabbie on a stage full of Friemans.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (tEDMc)

452 Shit status: Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (ttnnR)

453
Nice drudge headline about approving citizenship for 15 foreign terrorists and hiding it from congress.

Which in we get to ask again "what would you do different if you were trying to destroy this country?"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (ODxAs)

454 he is gong to as ThunderB says above "Ryans bill is a
giant steaming turd, pretending to do something without actually doing
something"



Just like the Iran bill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (DUoqb)
=================================================
Saying meaningless stuff that appears to do one thing and does something else entirely, or even better - nothing at all, is exactly what I expect politicians to do.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:07 PM (dFi94)

455 I warned you all as the outlines of the Iran POS came out it was BULLSHIT

SO is THIS TURD

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 08:07 PM (DUoqb)

456 Why did posting that text from National Journal insert diamonds with question marks?

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 18, 2015 08:01 PM (YjDyJ)


Pixycorrect.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2015 08:07 PM (zc3Db)

457 A Dung's House

Posted by: Henrik Ibsen at November 18, 2015 08:07 PM (vsbNu)

458 430
Is Ben Carson always stoned or does he take Valium all day?

The drugs quiet the voices.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

Is that you Donald?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 08:07 PM (jJRIy)

459 If the GOP close the purse on Barky, he'll close it on them, and the purse is the reason they're in DC.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

460 432
The legislation the House will vote on is called the American SAFE Act. It is a misnomer and the bill is, frankly, a fraud.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 08:04 PM (zOTsN)



My rule of thumb is that any bill that has a catchy acronym or is named for a dead child is usually bad news.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

461 Two Poops for Sister Sarah

Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (9iR5/)

462 History of the World, Poop 1


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM


Pipe the shit right out of your house!

Posted by: Roman plumbing salesman at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (ttnnR)

463 Seriously, less than two months as SOH and it's already time to make a motion to vacate the chair!!!


Unbelievable!!



Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (WVvzl)

464 These college kids are experiencing a mass hysteria event

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 18, 2015 08:06 PM (dULJN)


I hope the paralysis sets in soon.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (zc3Db)

465 Saying meaningless stuff that appears to do one thing and does something else entirely, or even better - nothing at all, is exactly what I expect politicians to do.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:07 PM (dFi94)

Yup which is why TRUMP is up and expanding his lead and I don't like him and I suspect most people don't but supporting him is the ONLY way to punish the "politicians"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (DUoqb)

466 I wonder if I could start some shit here by leaving some dog poop on the steps of a SCAD dorm?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (FsuaD)

467 Friedmans even.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (tEDMc)

468 Dude breaks in to estranged wife's home. Estranged bc he molested his 7 year old step daughter and she kicked him out. He returns and forces grandma to poor gas all over the place and then he lights a match. 7, 5, and 2 y/o burned to death.

His attys refused to file a clemency petition bc they deemed it frivolous. It is. He got a judge to withdraw the execution warrant 2 hours before it was to happen. Now, the TX ct reversed it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (iQIUe)

469 So what have they done to the blind chick for starting this whole brouhaha?

DAMN HER EYES!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

470 That fvcking capital one ad with the monster is soo fvcking obnoxious.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (jJRIy)

471 Lena Dungham

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (4ErVI)

472
Oh, and Paul Ryan is a f'ing traitor.

Trojan horse repub a-hole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (ODxAs)

473 Starship Poopers

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 08:09 PM (EWg9n)

474 I'm on my fourth glass of wine. I may require five.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:09 PM (dFi94)

475 So I went over to check out PJM's new website design and I saw this:

https://goo.gl/SC3jfA

American aircraft drop leaflets to warn oil tanker drivers they are about to be bombed.

I would just like to know why they would do that? These people are working for ISIS. Wouldn't it be appropriate to discourage people from working for ISIS? Is this a broader strategy of NOT KILLING ISIS assholes?

Obama has taken almost bizarre level of credit in the past, for ordering people to be killed. Taliban, Al Qaeda, Khadafi, others, but the animals of ISIS?

Something has always not been right about this asshole, but this BS puts an exclamation point on it.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 08:09 PM (BZAd3)

476 The Micaca

Posted by: Gilbert and Sullivan at November 18, 2015 08:09 PM (vsbNu)

477 >> How does a blind person know when their dog poops?



She checks her compass.

Posted by: Garrett at November 18, 2015 08:10 PM (OPVRs)

478 My rule of thumb is that any bill that has a catchy acronym or is named for a dead child is usually bad news.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 08:07 PM (sdi6R)


We will probably learn that the SAFE act will require that Charlie Sheen retroactively wear a condom for his last 2000 sexual encounters. And do nothing about Syrian invaders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 08:10 PM (0yhH4)

479 The story of Obama.

Shit left on your doorstep.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 18, 2015 08:10 PM (wHX4r)

480 You see a lot of mass hysteria among female pali students and saudis. Now, you see it in American college students who shd know better.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 08:10 PM (iQIUe)

481 I wonder if I could start some shit here by leaving some dog poop on the steps of a SCAD dorm?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM


SCAD? Probably mount it, write up some ironic PC BS and call it art.

Posted by: Roman plumbing salesman at November 18, 2015 08:10 PM (ttnnR)

482 479
The story of Obama.

Shit left on your doorstep.


Posted by: Willy J. at November 18, 2015 08:10 PM (wHX4r)
Thread Winnah!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2015 08:11 PM (9iR5/)

483 Damn it! Off, Roman sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2015 08:11 PM (ttnnR)

484 We can exonerate the blind girl, but shouldn't we examine the dog's racist motives?

Posted by: Dubious Cod at November 18, 2015 08:11 PM (VRc/p)

485 Scat on a Hot Tin Roof

Posted by: Tennessee Williams at November 18, 2015 08:11 PM (vsbNu)

486 171 Honestly I would not at all be surprised if the dog is trained to indicate when its pooping and when its done. And even to help find its droppings.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 07:24 PM (39g3+)

But he drew the line at picking it up because of
union rules.

Posted by: JT at November 18, 2015 08:11 PM (jZ2GJ)

487 >> Dog poop bags are distinctive. I dont know why anyone would not think it was merely dog poop.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

They are liberals. They would never even consider picking up after their dog.

Posted by: Aviator at November 18, 2015 08:11 PM (KIL6s)

488 Shit stains on the pillow where you once laid your head.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2015 08:11 PM (Xo1Rt)

489 She could have just called it art and everything would be cool.

Posted by: freaked at November 18, 2015 08:12 PM (BO/km)

490 logan's poop

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 18, 2015 08:12 PM (0O7c5)

491 Scat People

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 08:12 PM (EWg9n)

492 Scat Ballou

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2015 08:12 PM (EWg9n)

493 New thread? Please?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 08:12 PM (FsuaD)

494 Cacablanca

Posted by: Humphry at November 18, 2015 08:12 PM (MyG0i)

495 They are liberals. They would never even consider picking up after their dog.

Posted by: Aviator at November 18, 2015 08:11 PM (KIL6s)
--------Considering that they poop on cop cars, I think you may have a point.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2015 08:12 PM (9iR5/)

496 maybe they didnt recognize it as a dog poop bag because they had never seen one before

farfetched

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 08:13 PM (zOTsN)

497
Gone with the Poop.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2015 08:13 PM (ODxAs)

498 a poop grows in brooklyn

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 18, 2015 08:13 PM (0O7c5)

499 Crapocalypse Now

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 08:13 PM (oVJmc)

500 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2015 08:14 PM (ptqRm)

501
A poop in St. Arthur's court.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2015 08:14 PM (ODxAs)

502 A lot of folks improvise with sandwich bags and grocery bags.

I am fascinated to know/watch how she zeros in to pick it up and also how she knows that the dog:

A. did a #2 and not a #1.
B. When it starts and when it stops.
C. That she got it all.

Living blind is tougher and trickier than I thought.

I never thought about they have to take care of the dog and stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2015 08:14 PM (Xo1Rt)

503 What a shitty thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 08:14 PM (FsuaD)

504 O/T

Oh, the irony is so sweet it burns. The asshole Wilson, responsible for us getting into WWI which lead to WWII, is taking it up the ass at Princeton.




Black's just don't know history. Hell yeah, every conservative in the nation will support getting Wilson's name off everything, dumb shits.




http://tinyurl.com/nvtu62w

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 08:14 PM (jJRIy)

505 Chris Rock used to do a whole routing about how people of different races treat their dogs

pretty funny

bet he doesnt do it now

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 08:14 PM (zOTsN)

506 Aw shit. I just saw that the new PJM site uses Disqus for comments. I guess I've made my last comment there.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

507 493 New thread? Please?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 08:12 PM (FsuaD)


--Cock puns and poop puns in the same day too much?

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 08:15 PM (vsbNu)

508 What's that music I hear? Why, it's The Turd Man:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKUZ71rN0UE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 08:16 PM (0yhH4)

509 I have an idea,let's send all the "refugees" to college campuses.

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2015 08:16 PM (8HTq1)

510 I'm on a conference call with Paul Ryan. Anybody have a question?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:17 PM (dFi94)

511 He says they are going for a pause in the refugee program

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:18 PM (dFi94)

512 Attempting to do the right thing and pick up after your dog? That's just soooooooo rayciss....

Posted by: Bill H at November 18, 2015 08:19 PM (Baojj)

513 Yup which is why TRUMP is up and expanding his lead and I don't like him and I suspect most people don't but supporting him is the ONLY way to punish the "politicians"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 08:08 PM (DUoqb)

*****

Yep. I am currently inclined to vote for him because "Fuck you GOPe" is not on the ballot.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 18, 2015 08:20 PM (XvWx1)

514 The X-crement Men.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 08:20 PM (I9EDo)

515 Diarrhea Another Day.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 08:22 PM (I9EDo)

516 It keeps giving me an error message both when I try to post quotes and when I attempt to post links to articles.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 18, 2015 08:24 PM (YjDyJ)

517 Hitler: Das Poopie?

Posted by: mojo at November 18, 2015 08:26 PM (OmBeX)

518 how does a blind girl find the poop to pick up in the first place. I'm still on the hate crime band wagon (unless the dog in question is a black Lab they can't be racist)

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at November 18, 2015 08:26 PM (5mGQ/)

519 New thread? Please?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 08:12 PM (FsuaD)

------------
--Cock puns and poop puns in the same day too much?

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 08:15 PM (vsbNu)





Jane mentioned earlier that she had a hot dog from Sonic tonight. No word on whether it had chili on it.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 18, 2015 08:26 PM (GUBah)

520 Obama has taken almost bizarre level of credit in the past, for ordering people to be killed. Taliban, Al Qaeda, Khadafi, others, but the animals of ISIS?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 18, 2015 08:09 PM (BZAd3)


If he can portray himself as being a badass (however implausibly), he will do that. Otherwise, he will play the role he was trained for and side with the bad guys because they're only bad guys because successful societies *must* have stolen the chance at goodness from them, or whatever idiot version of leftist dogma you prefer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 18, 2015 08:32 PM (bLnSU)

521 Lord of the Flies, Oh Poop!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2015 08:32 PM (OAxss)

522 510 I'm on a conference call with Paul Ryan. Anybody have a question?


Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:17 PM (dFi94)

Yes.

Where does dust come from ?

Posted by: JT at November 18, 2015 08:34 PM (jZ2GJ)

523 I'm on a conference call with Paul Ryan. Anybody have a question?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:17 PM (dFi94)


Nothing he'd answer, unless you think he has a convincing answer as to why Congress has sat on their collective genitals while out Constitutional form of government has been shredded by crooks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 18, 2015 08:36 PM (bLnSU)

524 Visualize it (those that can see). This is a BLIND girl who picks up her dog's poop! Can you imagine that scene? And the lower animals who make up BLM, all they will say is "F*** your white privileged blindness!".

Posted by: mikey at November 18, 2015 08:38 PM (k7AJt)

525 I *knew* there was a nood.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 18, 2015 08:41 PM (bLnSU)

526 I'm on my fourth glass of wine. I may require five.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 18, 2015 08:09 PM

I understand Grammie. I may be past 5, w/ a few shots of tequila thrown in.

Be well, these are strange times we are living in.

Posted by: Farmer at November 18, 2015 08:51 PM (o/90i)

527 We all know that islamaphobia kills far more than Islamic terrorism - and the data proves this,
But the only thing that kills more than islamaphobia is
RACIST POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Avi at November 18, 2015 08:55 PM (R3Dac)

528 A bag of wet dog shit is Braille for "Obama".

Posted by: model-1066 at November 18, 2015 10:25 PM (IyxR+)

529 Who's Afraid of Virginia's Poop?

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 18, 2015 10:33 PM (hiT/m)

530 The Defecation of Smaug

Posted by: The Hobbit at November 18, 2015 10:48 PM (vsbNu)

531 How insecure do you have to be to assume that a bag of poop left anywhere is meant for you?

Remember when racism meant people couldn't drink from the same drinking fountain? Or swim in the same swimming pool?

Or get a hotel room on a dark and stormy night, so they would have to sleep in their car?

Remember when racism was a dead man hanging from a tree?

This was dog poop, with no note, no indication of any malfeasance of any kind.

Yet these people yearn so much to be treated badly, as their parents or grandparents were, they turn completely innocent things into racial incidents.

When everything is racist, nothing is racist.

Posted by: petunia at November 18, 2015 11:23 PM (VoCyE)

532 You know just when I think liberals have all the crazies, I read through the comments, and the right wing idiots are mad at Ryan, that makes as much sense as the bag of dog poop.

If you try hard enough you can make anything into a betrayal. If all you look for is brayal, that is exactly what you will find.

Grow up.

Posted by: petunia at November 18, 2015 11:26 PM (VoCyE)

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 03:33 AM (t2KH5)

534
If you can't tell the difference between dog and human scat, you have bigger problems. You will not survive the zombie apocalypse very long.

And if you do, it is because your friends do have a clue.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 19, 2015 10:50 AM (1hM1d)

535 And these rocket scientists couldn't tell the difference between the smell of dog feces and human feces? Is it insensitive to point out that they don't know s#1t from shinola?

Posted by: Dacotti at November 19, 2015 03:00 PM (L/qA6)

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