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Five Syrians Arrested In Honduras Attempting to Get to the US Using Stolen Greek Passports

But notice there isn't any indication they were terrorists, just that they're border jumpers.

We'll see how this story develops, though.

What we definitely know is that they were all women and orphans:


Now, is there any reason to suspect they have bad intent? Well, actually, Allah points out...

...if this is simple illegal immigration in search of economic opportunity, why make a long journey through Turkey, South America, and Central America to the United States instead of taking advantage of Merkel's open-borders policy and heading for Germanistan?

Good point. People don't do more work than they have to. If they did extra work here, one has to wonder about their actual goal.

Warning: This post is ISIS' greatest recruitment tool and exactly what ISIS wants.

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM




Comments

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1 But, but, but their contained.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 05:22 PM (t2KH5)

2 this is the horror fienstein was showing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 18, 2015 05:22 PM (qCMvj)

3

boo

Posted by: poop swastika at November 18, 2015 05:22 PM (0dcbp)

4 Everything is ISIS porn now!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 18, 2015 05:22 PM (MVitU)

5

They are coming the South and the North, according to intelligence.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 18, 2015 05:23 PM (qCMvj)

6 arrggg; they're

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 05:23 PM (t2KH5)

7

Hey, it was just a long holiday in the sun!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 18, 2015 05:23 PM (qCMvj)

8 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 18, 2015 05:24 PM (GwIKd)

9

Band of bro's, yo!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 18, 2015 05:24 PM (qCMvj)

10 And if a bomb goes off during rush hour in a train station, how long before some ass hat journolist wonders if it might be a tea party militant trying to make Obama look bad? Over/under in minutes, s'il voo play.

Posted by: Satan at November 18, 2015 05:25 PM (qSIlh)

11 "women and orphans"

*shudders*

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 05:25 PM (3dOE/)

12 Which one is "grandma"?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2015 05:25 PM (YFFpo)

13 Goo'boyz dindoonuffin, dey wuz jus gonna go ta school an lern ta fly planes...

Posted by: Mortimer at November 18, 2015 05:26 PM (0dcbp)

14 Now, is there any reason to suspect they have bad intent?

it doesn't matter. They don't belong here and have right to come here. End of story.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2015 05:26 PM (zc3Db)

15 What we definitely know is that they were all women and orphans

Childless women and motherless children ... all together. What are the odds of that?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2015 05:27 PM (zc3Db)

16 Just "dreamers" looking for a better life, you hate filled Rethuglikkkans!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2015 05:27 PM (YFFpo)

17 Anybody else remember Luke and Laura fighting the evil Isis on General Hospital back in the late 70's-early 80's?

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 18, 2015 05:27 PM (RcpcZ)

18 Juan Williams says : COME ON DOWN!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 05:27 PM (FkBIv)

19 >>>If they did extra work here, one has to wonder about their actual goal.<<<



Love. Duh. **spastic head wobble**

Posted by: !Jeb! at November 18, 2015 05:27 PM (REdlt)

20 But anyone who's against "refugee" Widows and orphans is Un_American!

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 05:28 PM (/dSsq)

21 dang, less than 100 comments until 666 on the previous thread

Posted by: @votermom at November 18, 2015 05:28 PM (cbfNE)

22 Obviously the Hondurans are due for a denouncing by Obama the Great..

Posted by: IC at November 18, 2015 05:28 PM (a0IVu)

23 Their actual names are mohamed, mohammed, mahmed, mohamet, and mohamed. (No caps for satan)

Posted by: Chris M at November 18, 2015 05:29 PM (k3w9p)

24 Republican wimps are afraid of these three year olds.

Posted by: Romper Room at November 18, 2015 05:29 PM (Z8BWe)

25 Which one is the three year old?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 05:29 PM (FkBIv)

26 US-Mexico border now open for "refugees." Anything less would be racist.

Posted by: brak at November 18, 2015 05:29 PM (xwPSp)

27 12 Which one is "grandma"?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2015 05:25 PM (YFFpo)

the one in the lower left is the hot chick

Posted by: @votermom at November 18, 2015 05:29 PM (cbfNE)

28 The Hondurans acted stupidly.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 18, 2015 05:30 PM (3dOE/)

29 Yeah, why would they want to come to this horrible, violent, racist country full of rednecks with machine guns, where everyone has to fend for themselves, and there's no health care, and women have to pay for their own birth control, and we barely even have roads because of the evil Libertarian Koch Brothers? I mean, Amerikkka is probably even worse than where they're coming from. They'd be much happier and better off in some nice socialist paradise like Sweden.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 18, 2015 05:30 PM (P+jyh)

30 Maybe they are bringing clocks.

Posted by: navybrat at November 18, 2015 05:30 PM (ETxiG)

31 Elder care workers, too, no doubt.

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 05:30 PM (tfM+W)

32 I'm mohammed. This is mohamed, and my other brother mohamed.

Posted by: mohammed at November 18, 2015 05:31 PM (REdlt)

33 If they caught 5, how many did they miss?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

34 also, take note BLM, four of them look white

Posted by: @votermom at November 18, 2015 05:31 PM (cbfNE)

35 true Fact : Hondurans never forget.

Posted by: Garrett at November 18, 2015 05:31 PM (OPVRs)

36 >>Warning: This post is ISIS' greatest recruitment tool and exactly what ISIS wants.



Well-played, sir!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 05:31 PM (NOIQH)

37 >>Warning: This post is ISIS' greatest recruitment tool and exactly what ISIS wants.


ALL speech about terrorists could be used as a recruitment tool, so STFU!!

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 05:32 PM (NOIQH)

38 They just want to blow up shit Americans won't.

Posted by: Jeb! at November 18, 2015 05:33 PM (vsbNu)

39 You sillys!!

They are show and dance folk obviously trying to break into Hollywood.

You doubt me?

Well, wasn't Cagney the child of Irish immigrants?

There you have it.

Posted by: (not J.J.) Sefton at November 18, 2015 05:33 PM (wi0rD)

40 This probably happens every single day and the only reason we're hearing about it is because of the Paris attacks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 05:33 PM (4ErVI)

41 I see nuthin' but widows and orphans there....

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 05:33 PM (NOIQH)

42 Well, at least Obozo, and congress, is letting Iran have nukes.

Posted by: GBruno at November 18, 2015 05:33 PM (u49WF)

43 re 23: You take that back.

re 22: remember in 2009, I believe, when the Honduran Army as ordered by the Honduran Supreme Court arrested and threw out of the country Chavez's marxist pal who decided to hold a phony and unconstitutional election to have another term in office? And how our gov't insisted that the marxist be restored to power? This gov't can always and always be counted on doing whatever isn't in the country's interest.

Posted by: Satan at November 18, 2015 05:34 PM (qSIlh)

44 What we need is leadership in the White House and what we have is.....G-D we're all gonna die

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 05:34 PM (DUoqb)

45 "stolen Greek" is another term for "surprise anal"

Posted by: wooga at November 18, 2015 05:34 PM (E5hoS)

46 They are show and dance folk obviously trying to break into Hollywood.

They're rehearsing a new version of the French Mistake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 05:34 PM (FkBIv)

47 Over on WZ:
Arab man detained near Canada's Parliament Hill with a meat cleaver concealed under his jacket.
I'm surprised the police weren't arrested for noticing he was of swarthy appearance.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2015 05:34 PM (9iR5/)

48 The King of Jordan is a punk and the only reason he is still alive is The USA and Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2015 05:35 PM (DUoqb)

49

It's possible daesh is beginning to realize the world is about to vomit all over them (raqqa x 100), so they were given the all-call-cells alert.

If they are being hasty, they will make mistakes, we can only hope.

They will try to get over America's walls like in the famous LOTR scene. Or, the cockroaches in Indiana Jones.

feral rodents


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 18, 2015 05:35 PM (qCMvj)

50 Let's hope this doesn't lead to the dreaded.....Anti Muslim Backlash!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2015 05:35 PM (YFFpo)

51 41 I see nuthin' but widows and orphans there....
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 05:33 PM (NOIQH)

To be fair they all exude feminine softness compared to Mooch.

Posted by: @votermom at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (cbfNE)

52 I have it on good authority that upper left Mo raped lower right's fiancee-goat.

And . . . go.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (3dOE/)

53 Jimmy carter must be so happy. See, I wasn't this bad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (BHl9S)

54 >>Arab man detained near Canada's Parliament Hill with a meat cleaver concealed under his jacket.


Ooh, forgot about the jihadi attack on Parliament a while back....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (NOIQH)

55 Did I just create 10 new terrorists by writing this?:

"Jeez, all those fuckers have the same stupid haircut. No wonder they are angry and want to blow shit up."

Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (Twgay)

56 33 If they caught 5, how many did they miss?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 05:31 PM (/tuJf)


-----------------


'Zactly!

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (Fmupd)

57 Act of love.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (xwPSp)

58 Honduran officials began to suspect that there was a problem when local farmers reported a spike in donkey molestations.

Posted by: Mortimer at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (0dcbp)

59 >>To be fair they all exude feminine softness compared to Mooch.


Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (NOIQH)

60 so, what exactly is Obama's plan for dealing with ISIS? Seems like every idea someone has becomes another one of ISIS`s recruitment tools. Nope, can't win, might as well surrender now and save the hassle. Given all the terms that they'll want, you might want to sign the surrender agreement on Hillary's butt.

Posted by: Satan at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (qSIlh)

61 I hope the Honduran authorities are providing hot models to give these guys rim jobs 24/7 or else ISIS will get inflamed.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at November 18, 2015 05:37 PM (OD2ni)

62 I saw a poll and only something 28% of Americans want these refugees coming to the US. And I'm sure half of that 28% were just lying to not look like a racist because they disagreed with Obama.


I really can't think of a more popular issue for Republicans to run on.

Posted by: Brady at November 18, 2015 05:38 PM (A3kYV)

63 I really like angry Obama. It's much more fun than "I'm pretending to took you assholes seriously" Obama. He keeps this up and he'll make Trump look classy.

Posted by: bjk at November 18, 2015 05:38 PM (+NbEb)

64 If Obama had five Muslim sons...

Posted by: Mortimer at November 18, 2015 05:39 PM (0dcbp)

65 >>so, what exactly is Obama's plan for dealing with ISIS?


A. restrict free speech so that no one slanders Islam and recruits more ISIS warriors.

B. Total media lock-down on any ISIS activity within the US (like Garland, TX...uh, nevermind).

C. Leave chaos, sleeper cells for Hillary to deal with.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 05:39 PM (NOIQH)

66 Wasn't it "un-American" to not let them in?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 05:39 PM (45oDG)

67 They are just Eagles of Death fans just trying to get to the show!

The new album, Zipper Down, can be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team.

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 05:39 PM (tfM+W)

68 Shoot forgot:

D. Blame Bush and GOP in Congress

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 05:40 PM (NOIQH)

69 Who knew that 3 year olds could get passports? Who knew?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 05:40 PM (45oDG)

70 Oh, fuck you! Fuck you ALL!!!

Posted by: President Bitchy Girl at November 18, 2015 05:40 PM (YFFpo)

71 >>I really can't think of a more popular issue for Republicans to run on.

Particularly since Hillary has come out as one of the 28%

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

72 If they caught 5, how many did they miss?
Posted by: JackStraw



All of 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2015 05:40 PM (Aivl/)

73 I am I the only one wishing that Trump's Wall was already built?

Posted by: Mortimer at November 18, 2015 05:40 PM (0dcbp)

74 >>so, what exactly is Obama's plan for dealing with ISIS?

golf and let Hillary deal with it

Posted by: brak at November 18, 2015 05:40 PM (xwPSp)

75 so we don't need real passports anymore? they all look like good boys. just a little stressed is all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 18, 2015 05:41 PM (ucDmr)

76 C. Leave chaos, sleeper cells for Hillary to deal with.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 05:39 PM (NOIQH)

Fortunately for Hillary her wig is bulletproof.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 05:41 PM (4ErVI)

77 Come on, everyone knows those 5 Syrians went to Honduras for the surfing contest.

Posted by: dantesed at November 18, 2015 05:41 PM (88xKn)

78
That dude on the lower left looks like-

Count Chockula.


Or maybe his cousin...Count Vanillafag.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2015 05:41 PM (0cMkb)

79 He keeps this up and he'll make Trump look classy.

--

there's a great part near the end of Trump's book where he says he will restore dignity to government and the WH.
It's funny coz compared to what we have now he's right.

Posted by: @votermom at November 18, 2015 05:41 PM (cbfNE)

80 63 I really like angry Obama. It's much more fun than "I'm pretending to took you assholes seriously"

This Christmas I'm not sure if I want the angry obama chia pet or the pensive one...

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (/dSsq)

81
Dude on the upper right looks like-

he just got surprise anal...and likes it.


Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (0cMkb)

82 Virginia is still taking refugees.

But, the Mayor of Roanoke isn't

Zip's place has it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (ptqRm)

83 Serious Question: Are there no Low-T Centers in D.C.?

Asking for my country.

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (tfM+W)

84 Suspicion was initially aroused as the passports were made out to names such as Demetrios Thermos and Georgios Hippopotamus.

Posted by: top of this esophagus at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (B+u5V)

85 Even I am compelled to express concern about border security in the Americas.

Posted by: ISIS' Greatest Recruitment Tool at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (JVEmw)

86 If I had a Son, he'd look like these women and children.

Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (OPVRs)

87 Bow-fucking-wow!

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (97B9R)

88 Do they flip a coin to see whose turn it is to wear the blonde wig every night?

Posted by: GBruno at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (u49WF)

89 If I was Greece I would sue these Syrian bastards for cultural appropriation.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 05:43 PM (/tuJf)

90 that they would head to open borders EU is one thing, but also with Obama's immigration and open borders why have Fake passports at all?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:43 PM (jOumW)

91 I hate these milestones we keep passing. I guess I always thought that at some point, we'd have to do something: fight back, stop importing these people. But now I'm starting to feel like we could regularly have attacks several times a month and Obama would just keep scolding people to get off their high horse and stop being afraid of orphans, while people keep getting killed. And we just sit passively back and let it happen. Is there a limit?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 05:44 PM (E5UB0)

92 Where do I find these Honduran infidels who have interfered with our Holy Mission against the Great Satan?

Posted by: Achmed Schmoe at November 18, 2015 05:44 PM (Y8P5w)

93 and do we know they are syrians ? what if they are part of Iraqis old guard?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:45 PM (jOumW)

94 Why did they bother trying to fly... Why didn't they just make their way over to the Mexican border like all the rest...

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 05:45 PM (/dSsq)

95 Barry has just announced that he will veto the refugee bill in the House. I want to thank again the brainless wonders who put this anti-American POS in office twice. I hope the "refugees" pay you a nice visit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 05:45 PM (45oDG)

96 We can absorb another 9-11. We WANT to absorb another 9-11.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Traitor at November 18, 2015 05:45 PM (Y8P5w)

97 well they look to young to be Iraqs old guard, but ..

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:45 PM (jOumW)

98 Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 05:44 PM (E5UB0)

Yeah, this will tick up in regularity going forward.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 05:45 PM (AkOaV)

99 I've got a very uncomfortable feeling that something really bad is going to happen soon here in this country.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 05:46 PM (Fmupd)

100 Sooner or later some illegal muzzy will get here to do harm, only a matter of time

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2015 05:46 PM (KSdzX)

101 Dude on the upper right looks like-

he just got surprise anal...and likes it.

Posted by: naturalfake
----------------------------------------------------
Thanks for the laugh. I hate these people.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 05:46 PM (E5UB0)

102 You know its bad when a Marxist rag like "Mother Jones" is basically telling liberals to cool it on this, that it's not unreasonable for Americans to have concerns letting in refugees. It actually makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Brady at November 18, 2015 05:46 PM (A3kYV)

103
It's Thanksgiving!

I see a turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing...

Guess what I don't see?


Impeachment! It's off the table.

Posted by: GOPe at November 18, 2015 05:46 PM (0cMkb)

104 It could be worse, it could be tomorrow.

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at November 18, 2015 05:46 PM (97B9R)

105 84 Suspicion was initially aroused as the passports were made out to names such as Demetrios Thermos and Georgios Hippopotamus.
Posted by: top of this esophagus at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (B+u5V)

--

That's Gorgeous Hippopotamus to you, hmp!

Posted by: @votermom at November 18, 2015 05:46 PM (cbfNE)

106 Barry has just announced that he will veto the refugee bill in the House. I want to thank again the brainless wonders who put this anti-American POS in office twice. I hope the "refugees" pay you a nice visit.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

make Hillary take a position on it, I'd love Obama to veto it

Posted by: Brady at November 18, 2015 05:47 PM (A3kYV)

107 But now I'm starting to feel like we could regularly have attacks several times a month and Obama would just keep scolding people to get off their high horse and stop being afraid of orphans, while people keep getting killed. And we just sit passively back and let it happen. Is there a limit?

I wouldn't mind being told I was on my own if I knew the Feds wouldn't get in my way when I did what needed doing. As it stands though, it's pretty clear they've taken a side--and it ain't ours.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 18, 2015 05:47 PM (9krrF)

108 If "refugees" are forced into a community who takes charge of them? Where do they live? Who feeds them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 05:47 PM (FkBIv)

109 Bruce Boehner , We are all expendable for their greater good schemes. or no borders dreams.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:47 PM (jOumW)

110 95 Barry has just announced that he will veto the refugee bill in the House. I want to thank again the brainless wonders who put this anti-American POS in office twice. I hope the "refugees" pay you a nice visit.

Yeah because We need some more un-employed non English speaking, rabbit breeders here...

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 05:47 PM (/dSsq)

111 I hear the Lincoln bedroom is available. Let them stay with Princess Choom Boy and Mooch and the family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 05:47 PM (FsuaD)

112 Why did they bother trying to fly... Why didn't they just make their way over to the Mexican border like all the rest...

Posted by: donna at November 18, 2015 05:45 PM (/dSsq)


They didn't want to mingle with infidels.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 05:47 PM (45oDG)

113 need a significant event to go police state

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 18, 2015 05:47 PM (ck8TA)

114 Will these guys work for less than minimum wage?

Welcome to America!

Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at November 18, 2015 05:48 PM (xwPSp)

115 During the investigation of the Bangkok bombings they found over 100 passports.

NBC News:

The suspect arrested Saturday had a Turkish passport, though Thai authorities say it was fake. At his apartment, they seized at least 11 passports that appeared to be Turkish, among more than 200 passports in all.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 18, 2015 05:48 PM (mcm0N)

116 Because as we know being Greek gets you in faster in the US and EU than being from Syria these days.

perhaps they would do an attack and blame the greeks.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:48 PM (jOumW)

117
90 that they would head to open borders EU is one thing, but also with Obama's immigration and open borders why have Fake passports at all?
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:43 PM (jOumW)



Well they have to get through Honduras and Mexico first. Yeah once here the open borders zealots are all about preventing anyone from looking for documentation. But they still have to get through some countries that are run by people that actually give a shit about their sovereignty.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2015 05:49 PM (z/Ubi)

118 Don't need a passport for anything in California.

Just head over to the DMV and grab a California ID card or drivers license (demand a translator gratis California taxpayers.) Then register to vote - backside of the same ID/DL form - and join a political party.

Now you're set to go get a bank account, phone, EBT card and section 8 housing.

GRATS, BRO!

Posted by: 13times at November 18, 2015 05:49 PM (WHVu+)

119 This day has me pining for the dick-eating thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD)

120 Middle guy looks stressed.
Like he might pop.

Posted by: @votermom at November 18, 2015 05:49 PM (cbfNE)

121 >>If "refugees" are forced into a community who takes charge of them? Where do they live? Who feeds them?


Don't worry, they'll flee to their appointed ISIS sleeper cell location out of state without any formal assistance.
Just like the Louisiana refugee who disappeared a few days ago and was just found in......DC.
Seriously.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 05:49 PM (NOIQH)

122 Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Achmed.
Poor Syrian refugee barely kept his family fed.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2015 05:49 PM (NeFrd)

123 I really don't care if a few nobody Americans get killed by terrorists here in the awful, awful US of A. But what I DO care about is getting reelected. So please send the refugees to kill the horrible, horrible Americans in OTHER states.

Posted by: Maggie Hassan at November 18, 2015 05:49 PM (Y8P5w)

124 I've got a very uncomfortable feeling that something really bad is going to happen soon here in this country.
Posted by: Soona
----------------------------------------------------------------
My hope that something might change turned into a sense of oppressive doom when the Dems and MSM doubled down. This can't go on.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 05:49 PM (E5UB0)

125 Why did they bother trying to fly... Why didn't they just make their way over to the Mexican border like all the rest


they wanted o hit all the strip joints on the way?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:50 PM (jOumW)

126 Maybe these guys were just looking to work at a chicken processing factory.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2015 05:50 PM (z/Ubi)

127 100: they already are here. bet on it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 18, 2015 05:50 PM (ucDmr)

128 This day has me pining for the dick-eating thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD)



Pweach it, sistaw!

Posted by: Bawney at November 18, 2015 05:50 PM (0cMkb)

129 "Suspicion was initially aroused as the passports were made out to names such as Demetrios Thermos and Georgios Hippopotamus.
Posted by: top of this esophagus at November 18, 2015 05:42 PM (B+u5V)"


Also tipped off when one of them was overheard saying Ouzo was an infidel drink.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 18, 2015 05:50 PM (OD2ni)

130 The President has said he will veto any legislation halting the "refugee" program.

If he does that then that should instigate the impeachment process.

The president is putting his ideology over the safety of the American people.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2015 05:50 PM (vrRRc)

131 Yeah, none of them have the dead eyes of a psychopath, so no worries!

Posted by: elaine at November 18, 2015 05:51 PM (Y0Piu)

132 >>During the investigation of the Bangkok bombings they found over 100 passports.


I seem to recall seeing a story about someone in Germany being arrested with hundreds of fake Syrian passports - it was a few months ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 05:51 PM (NOIQH)

133 Blah, blah, blah, Fucking teleprompter, blah, blah, blah, let me be clear blah, blah, blah, waiter this dog is over cooked, blah, blah.

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at November 18, 2015 05:51 PM (97B9R)

134 aww, Buzzion yes that makes sense. thanks

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:51 PM (jOumW)

135 125>they wanted o hit all the strip joints on the way?

Tijuana donkey show.

Posted by: 13times at November 18, 2015 05:52 PM (WHVu+)

136 >>Why did they bother trying to fly... Why didn't they just make their way over to the Mexican border like all the rest

Who said they were planning to land? Wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

137 Just five nice youth, looking to improve their lives and maybe commit a little rape.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 05:52 PM (FsuaD)

138 >>Sooner or later some illegal muzzy will get here to do harm, only a matter of time


Attempted attack on Pam Gellar in Garland TX. Both guys were ISIS.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 05:52 PM (NOIQH)

139
I've got a very uncomfortable feeling that something really bad is going to happen soon here in this country.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 05:46 PM (Fmupd)


Something bad happened in in 2008, we've been paying the price for it ever since

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 05:52 PM (45oDG)

140 Yeah, something shady goin' on there. Nothing new for Honduras, though.

Anything bad happens, it'll happen in a big blue city, because that will maximize outrage.

Posted by: mojo at November 18, 2015 05:52 PM (OmBeX)

141 If we make it to Christmas without an attack, I'll be surprised.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 05:53 PM (4ErVI)

142 Achmed: We need to try and blend in.

Mohammed: Yeah, you blend!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 05:53 PM (JO9+V)

143 top left look like atta's brother

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:53 PM (jOumW)

144
If he does that then that should instigate the impeachment process.

The president is putting his ideology over the safety of the American people.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2015 05:50 PM (vrRRc)

It's a shame the populace can't referendum an impeachment process-if the pansy-assed rethugs saw that the voting populace has had enough, maybe they would go through with it, and save what's left of our country.

Posted by: Moki at November 18, 2015 05:53 PM (7q2ch)

145 looks*

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:53 PM (jOumW)

146 Like Obummer said, ISIS is jv until they can show some balls and blow up something important like the white house, or the capital building or the supreme court.
Then we can promote them to varsity, Obummer can declare them a legitimate threat (if he survives) and we can get this war rolling already.

Pass the popcorn......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2015 05:54 PM (ej1L0)

147 Just don't try importing Honduran Mahogany.


Posted by: GuitarSolo at November 18, 2015 05:54 PM (WHVu+)

148 Its very cisnormative of you to assume they don't identify as women.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 18, 2015 05:54 PM (QVfCp)

149 The President has said he will veto any legislation halting the "refugee" program.



If he does that then that should instigate the impeachment process.



The president is putting his ideology over the safety of the American people.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2015 05:50 PM (vrRRc)

His ideology is to make the country less safe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 05:55 PM (45oDG)

150 "I saw a poll and only something 28% of Americans want these refugees
coming to the US. And I'm sure half of that 28% were just lying to not
look like a racist because they disagreed with Obama. I really can't think of a more popular issue for Republicans to run on."

Wait till you get a look at our new signature issue to run on. Ready? You're gonna absolutely love it.

RAISING THE FEDERAL GASOLINE TAX.

Cool, huh? We put a lot of time into that one. But that's not all. We're also going to index it to inflation so it keeps going up year after year!

Whaddaya think? Do we have our fingers directly on the pulse of Main Street or what? You know the American people will absolutely adore us. The future's so bright, we gotta wear shades.

Posted by: The Beltway Republican Establishment at November 18, 2015 05:55 PM (noWW6)

151 Freemason hit squad

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 18, 2015 05:55 PM (Cq0oW)

152 the thing with Isis is they aren't necessarily Syrians, they could be or any tribe,, but they DO have 1 thing in common.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:55 PM (jOumW)

153 >>Like Obummer said, ISIS is jv until they can show some balls and blow up something important like the white house, or the capital building or the supreme court.


Jonah Golberg remarked around the time of the underwear bomber that the only difference between a clown and a monster is whether or not the bomb goes off.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 05:55 PM (NOIQH)

154 141 If we make it to Christmas without an attack, I'll be surprised.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 05:53 PM (4ErVI)

me too

maybe we'll be luckier than we deserve, like with ebola

Posted by: @votermom at November 18, 2015 05:56 PM (cbfNE)

155 Well, it's not like the FBI says there are ISIS wannabes in all fifty states.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 05:56 PM (FsuaD)

156 The President has said he will veto any legislation halting the "refugee" program.

Good. Nail him down on it. "No, I do NOT care about potential threats to your fucking safety, you fucking rubes!"
What say you, Mrs. Clinton?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2015 05:56 PM (YFFpo)

157 They look like fine upstanding young men trying to live the American Dream to me.

Let 'em in.

Posted by: Hank at November 18, 2015 05:57 PM (IkSOf)

158 I've never seen an issue so clear cut that people still manage to get so wrong. New opportunities for a graceful withdraw every day, because every day it gets worse. They could say, "well, it was just paranoia before, but now they're definitely trying to sneak in." But no. These asshats are all in on making sure we all suffer for their stupidity.

I'm so done. I haven't even tried to be civil with this discussion. I usually just ask what it's like to go through life being so stupid. Is it like the feeling you get when you're hungry, but in your brain, all the time?

Posted by: shillelagh at November 18, 2015 05:57 PM (L3vVL)

159 they don't have to be Isis, they could just be supporters.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 05:57 PM (jOumW)

160 Tip of the iceberg, I suspect.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2015 05:57 PM (NeFrd)

161 Guess I'm supporting ISIS just by reading the post.

Shameless, I tells ya.

Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2015 05:57 PM (AfsKp)

162 "Stolen" passports, huh? Anyone verify that?
Dear leader's disciples claim that "Syrian" "refugees" are "vetted" for two years. Anyone verify that? Seems like some real journalist should hunt some down and interview them.
Anyone ask if they turned anyone they "vetted" DOWN for entrance to the U.S.? What are the criteria? If you want in, are a muzz and pledge to vote dem, you're in?
I feel sooooo safe.

Posted by: Just wondering at November 18, 2015 05:57 PM (wgVil)

163 O/T

Well, the little State University at the edge of our community just had the President's office overrun and occupied by the #BLM crowd, with their 13 demands.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled death and destruction.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2015 05:58 PM (ptqRm)

164 Only 5! I contained them!

Posted by: Kaitlyn Obama in a dress at November 18, 2015 05:58 PM (sAMmY)

165 They just want to audition for America's Top Goat Cheese Maker

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 05:58 PM (JO9+V)

166 the only difference between a clown and a monster is whether or not the bomb goes off.


****


Well, that and the big red nose.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2015 05:59 PM (NeFrd)

167 I can hardly wait for Christmas Day at the libtard in-laws. Our conservative foreign student will be in for a "treat."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 05:59 PM (FsuaD)

168 They were fully vetted and qualify for C4 Visas.

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 06:00 PM (tfM+W)

169 114 Will these guys work for less than minimum wage?


Send them to Seattle!

Posted by: Kaitlyn Obama in a dress at November 18, 2015 06:00 PM (sAMmY)

170 FBI reports that it currently has 1000 active investigations ongoing concerning ISIS activity in the US. There is an active investigation in all 50 states. So, yeah, they're already here. And that's just the ones they know about.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2015 06:00 PM (9iR5/)

171 Ace must be freebasing again.

NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2015 06:00 PM (ptqRm)

172 i saw a video the other day of a syrian 20 something she was complaining about the lack of amenities afforded to her,

I thought Now That young women is definitely US material.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 06:00 PM (jOumW)

173 Dear leader's disciples claim that "Syrian" "refugees" are "vetted" for two years.

I wonder if they put them in suspended animation during that time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 06:01 PM (FkBIv)

174 Looks Greek to me!!

And really, at this point what...oh forget it.

OPAH!!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 18, 2015 06:01 PM (mcm0N)

175 @156

But it might not even get to him because McConnel will probably allow the Dems to filibuster it or might simply not let it get to floor to debate because he's a fucking asshole and we all know Reid is really the majority leader.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2015 06:01 PM (vrRRc)

176 "Barry has just announced that he will veto the refugee bill in the House."

Great. Force his hand. Make him do it in public. And get it on his desk no later than the first week of December, so that he can't unobtrusively pocket-veto the damn thing during the holiday season while people are distracted.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 06:01 PM (noWW6)

177 but... NRA!!!

Posted by: Satan at November 18, 2015 06:01 PM (qSIlh)

178 Just so we are all on the same page, are we all wee-weed up over this one?

Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2015 06:02 PM (AfsKp)

179 Every time I see the Mohammedan that is the head of our CIA, I can't help but wondering just what the hell we are thinking about

.


If he's a Mohammedan, which he admits, he can lie to us all he wants to help the "cause"



This is simply outrageous.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2015 06:02 PM (jJRIy)

180 >>Dear leader's disciples claim that "Syrian" "refugees" are "vetted" for two years. Anyone verify that?


Exactly.
It's a delaying tactic - they'll be placing as many refugees they can in under 24 months and be all "What can ya do? They're already here."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 06:02 PM (NOIQH)

181 Terrorism knows no religion!

Twin bombs in Nigeria market 'kill 11'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 06:02 PM (ysFo+)

182 since about the last week of Jan 2009, impeachment is a code word for racism.

Posted by: Satan at November 18, 2015 06:02 PM (qSIlh)

183 Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Achmed.
Poor Syrian refugee barely kept his family fed.


Then one day he was shootin' at some dude
When out of the blog came a bubblin' nood.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 06:03 PM (FkBIv)

184 Our conservative foreign student will be in for a "treat."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

****

What country?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2015 06:04 PM (NeFrd)

185 Ooh, forgot about the jihadi attack on Parliament a while back....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 05:36 PM (NOIQH)


Funny, these days, a jihadi attack on Parliament is a lot less worrisome to me than it was a month or two ago. Can't quite figure out why....

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2015 06:05 PM (0yhH4)

186 I wonder, does Barky and his crown understand that half the people in this country own guns? Do they still buy the marxist crap about the workers throwing off the chains of capitalism etc etc? Yeah, ok, some of them still believe that.
gonna be one hell of an election year...

Posted by: Satan at November 18, 2015 06:05 PM (qSIlh)

187 oh, yeah, new thread, with a hot picture at the top.

Posted by: Satan at November 18, 2015 06:06 PM (qSIlh)

188 Would have been easier for me to petition them for a fiancé visa!

Posted by: The goat at November 18, 2015 06:06 PM (sAMmY)

189
You know, the last 7 miserable years might've been worth it if it ALL blows up in obama's face.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 06:08 PM (qqFtU)

190 Nigeria, worse and worser:

Three Boko Haram suicide bombers kill at least 37 in Nigeria

" At least 34 people were killed and another 80 wounded here in Yola, a town packed with refugees from Nigeria's conflict, emergency officials said Wednesday.

Then two more suicide bombers killed at least three people in the northern city of Kano Wednesday, according to police."

( edit: other report said 11 in Kano )

"The explosions came as President Muhammadu Buhari pressed his campaign against Nigeria's endemic corruption blamed for hampering the fight against the extremists. Buhari accused a former national security adviser of stealing billions of dollars meant to buy weapons to fight Boko Haram, when soldiers had just a few bullets and the Islamic extremists were rampaging across northeast Nigeria."

via Shoebat.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 06:08 PM (ysFo+)

191
btw, everyone who is a muslim is a "Syrian" now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 06:09 PM (qqFtU)

192
Every muslim today is now a Syrian refugee widow and/or orphan.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at November 18, 2015 06:11 PM (qqFtU)

193 Why don't they just pop into Mexico and walk across the border. Ditch the papers and say their name is Juan Valdez if anybody asks.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 18, 2015 06:26 PM (T78UI)

194 Have Brooks check their pants for acceptable crease.

Posted by: mojo at November 18, 2015 06:27 PM (OmBeX)

195 "Wait till you get a look at our new signature issue to run on. Ready? You're gonna absolutely love it.

RAISING THE FEDERAL GASOLINE TAX.

Cool, huh? We put a lot of time into that one. But that's not all. We're also going to index it to inflation so it keeps going up year after year!

Whaddaya think? Do we have our fingers directly on the pulse of Main Street or what? You know the American people will absolutely adore us. The future's so bright, we gotta wear shades.

Posted by: The Beltway Republican Establishment at November 18, 2015 05:55 PM"


Dear Lord, I wish I could believe that you are joking.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 18, 2015 06:27 PM (erRNA)

196 Those poor orphans...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 18, 2015 06:45 PM (B2E6s)

197 You know the sad part is thank god they were caught in Honduras...and that our security may depend on Honduras.


Posted by: William Eaton at November 18, 2015 06:51 PM (q52Ma)

198 Why didn't they just come through Mexico posing as illegals and head for the nearest sanctuary city for permanent amnesty by executive fiat?

Posted by: james at November 18, 2015 06:53 PM (rVEMe)

199 Why Honduras. Excellent question.

Posted by: simplemind at November 18, 2015 07:45 PM (BTnAK)

200 ISIS targeting NYC and De Blasio says, "Come on over you poor and wretched yearning to be free!" :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2015 09:24 PM (No/ki)

201 200-Whoops; Sorry. Wrong spot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2015 09:25 PM (No/ki)

202 Holy schiz-nit!! Does that bastard on the lower left passport look like Mohamed Atta's twin or what? look at those dead eyes!

Posted by: Carsie at November 19, 2015 12:08 AM (XkohI)

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