Indonesian Newlyweds Take a Honeymoon of Extreme Vengeance

A newlywed Indonesian couple have been arrested over claims they dined on the genitals of the woman's suspected rapist after her husband allegedly murdered him and cut off his private parts, police said on Tuesday (Nov 17).
The victim's body was found in a burnt-out van after a suspected revenge attack sparked by claims from the new wife she was raped a week before her wedding on Sumatra island.

Um, actually, if you read further, it gets darker. The woman says she was raped by the guy; it turns out this guy happens to be someone she used to date. The husband became enraged upon finding out she wasn't a virgin, and she said this guy she used to date raped her right before the wedding.

Basically it sounds like she lied to deflect the anger of this lunatic away from himself, and he went out and killed the guy, and then... ate his genitals.

"I was so outraged," Efendi told reporters after his arrest last month, adding that deciding to eat the victim's genitals was "to cure my heartache".

I usually listen to "Vera" on The Wall, but I can see killing a man and eating his dick, too.

So... well, kind of not the sort of story I thought it was.

In happier news, the husband has just been offered refugee status by Barack Obama.

Posted by: Ace at 02:55 PM

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1 This, in many ways, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Furious George at November 18, 2015 02:57 PM (3GAnN)

2 wow, false rape allegation made for typical reason of placating current boyfriend about past affairs...dude dies and loses dick.

bitches, man, bitches.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (AWe5n)

3 We'll probably be doing the same after the SMOD ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (jnAIZ)

4 Ok, I'm not seeing the point of eating the guy's nuts. I mean, who is supposed to be being punished?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 02:59 PM (/tuJf)

5

So if it got caught in his teeth while chewing, and he had to suck it out, would he be gay? Wanting to know for a friend.

Posted by: imp at November 18, 2015 02:59 PM (XIXZz)

6 By the way?

This story is now ISIS's most potent recruiting tool

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (AWe5n)

7 Won't be stickin' his dick in crazy no more.

What with it being in another crazies stomach.

When he shits the dick would he lose his anal virgin status?

So many questions.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (fWAjv)

8 Dick a l'orange?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (c0H1Z)

9 Wait... if a Man eats a dick.. isn't he then teh Gayz?

/rifles through Man Book of rules...

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (qh617)

10 OT but linked at the article.

US commitment to defend Philippines is ironclad: Obama

Buh bye Philippines. Nice knowin' ya.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 03:02 PM (fWAjv)

11 #eatadick

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 18, 2015 03:02 PM (LWu6U)

12 Weiner Schnitzel

Posted by: wooga at November 18, 2015 03:03 PM (TAcQ1)

13 I wonder what this guy's response would be if he were told to go eat a bag of dicks? "No thanks, just had one", perhaps?

Posted by: mugiwara at November 18, 2015 03:03 PM (R9CTY)

14 I often eat a dick to chase away the blues.

Posted by: Barry the Bottom at November 18, 2015 03:03 PM (EUMr7)

15 If they would have just rubbed it a little they could have fed the whole village

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at November 18, 2015 03:04 PM (fLKzW)

16 Who knew one could eat something more cringe-inducing than dog in Indonesia?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:04 PM (NOIQH)

17 You know something that's kinda ironic?

The sick, twisted humor of this place helps keeps me sane.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 18, 2015 03:04 PM (/Ho8c)

18 yeah, that's gayballz

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (AWe5n)

19 The bride had originally told the groom that the guy she claimed she used to date was a composite of characters she had known throughout her life.

Posted by: Furious George at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (3GAnN)

20 Who's gonna say 'he'd better not have put ketchup on that!' as happens whenever hotdog condiments comes up?

Oh, I just did...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

21 Women never lie about rape, so stop microagressing me.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (q/kmn)

22 My iPad is on life support & I am using my Mac. I usually get error 500 when I use punchuation

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (sj3Ax)

23 So..... cooked over a fire on a spit like a rabbit?

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (rjtGa)

24 *facepalm*

Oh Carrington Event, where are you ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (erRNA)

25 As for the woman, first she mates, then she kills. Sorta like a black widow spider---my bad. "Black" is racist according to Obozo.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (Sda6L)

26 Is this particular cure for heartache covered in any of the Bronze level Obamacare plans?

Posted by: Furious George at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (3GAnN)

27 When offered a bite, the bride said, "No thanks, I had enough of that while we were dating. Uh, wait----"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (NOIQH)

28 Was he a muzzie? I though dick eating was hareem.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (t2KH5)

29 I am waiting for men to replace bathroom floor that was supposed to be done October 27

They should be here momentarilly

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (sj3Ax)

30 So testicles, are they considered white or dark meat?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (w/iDp)

31 Gives new meaning to the phrase 'eat a dick'.

Posted by: Dragan Ly, Makers of Fine Bone China at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (Dakrb)

32 You're not going to believe this, but something very similar happened to me ...

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (gmeXX)

33 At least he killed him before chopping off his dick and eating it.

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (8HTq1)

34 Hey Carol.

Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (zyIlW)

35 "Homo? Me? HAH! I'll show you who's not homo! Take off your pants!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (ysFo+)

36 There is a lot of heartache in this world. I didn't know eating genitals cured it. We should use all the genitals on the organ donors of the world to help put an end to heartache.

Just tryin' to make the world a little better.

Posted by: Kevin at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (KLH0w)

37 Eating his heart would be manly. Eating his dick is, well, universally gay really.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (q/kmn)

38 Obama ate a dog's dick.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (EUMr7)

39 8 Dick a l'orange?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (c0H1Z

Monitor washed. Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (w/iDp)

40 BB Wolf
Good question!

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (sj3Ax)

41 I usually listen to "Vera" on The Wall, but I can see...eating his dick, too.

Posted by: Ace

Oh, you should try it.

Posted by: Reggie at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (VAsIq)

42 Wonder what was for dessert. Cockolate cake?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (fWAjv)

43 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you just eat one cause the guy might have raped your wife. Maybe.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (/tuJf)

44 So when someone breaks up, I can tell them to eat a dick?

Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (zyIlW)

45 Hey kids!

Let's play "Guess! The! Religion!"

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (vsbNu)

46 was it seasoned properly?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (jOumW)

47 Dog, dong- it's all the same.

Posted by: Barack Obama, As American As The Average Indonesian at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (3U4+k)

48 #EatADickIndonesia

Posted by: #HashTagWars at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (VAsIq)

49 He really really really hated that guy.

Guess the wife feels a little awkward right now.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (rjtGa)

50 ...and I now understand the phrase, 'bag of dicks'.

Literally.

Posted by: Dragan Ly, Makers of Fine Bone China at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (Dakrb)

51 religion

of

peace

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (zOTsN)

52 Big deal. I ate dog testes.

Posted by: Barky teh Fuckclown at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (vsbNu)

53 smfh, confused face, i think you can tell your next lover to eat the dick

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (jOumW)

54 deciding to eat the victim's genitals was "to cure my heartache

Um...

Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (lIU4e)

55 #BringBackHisDick

Posted by: Michelle Obama, Looking All Serious and Kinda Sad at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (3GAnN)

56 Did they eat it with some of those fava beans and a Bud?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (FkBIv)

57 22 My iPad is on life support & I am using my Mac. I usually get error 500 when I use punchuation
Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (sj3Ax)

I don't use a Mac so I can't help but I'm wondering if there is a text format selection somewhere on the Safari Browser and you have it set up with a font that uses the fancy slanted punctuation which is causing the problems. Perhaps someone more familiar with Apple computers would know and can tell you what settings they use to post here.

Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (z/Ubi)

58 #CockyMountainOysters

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (gyKtp)

59 This is seriously gross. Barbaric.
Bet Lorena Bobbit would say, "Wow, even I wouldn't go that far!"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (NOIQH)

60 What difference, at this point, does it make . . . whether he killed a guy and ate a dick because his wife lied or whether he was just walking down the street and got hungry for some dead dick?

Posted by: Hillary at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (+0aiQ)

61 Just listening to some Dick Springfield.

Posted by: Angry Indonesian Groom at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (VAsIq)

62

he was out of dog

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (zOTsN)

63 >>>Dog, dong- it's all the same.

Posted by: Barack Obama

Oh, that reminds me: Happy Anniversary!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (EUMr7)

64 Hi SMFH!

I hate using iPhone to post here

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (sj3Ax)

65 I get testy every day, usually at Republicans.

Oh, you mean testes.

Posted by: President Shit-Midas at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (q/kmn)

66 what type of wine should one have with genital stew?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (jOumW)

67 Perhaps he was trying to broaden his culinary horizons, but didn't realize that spotted dick is not actually, well.....dick.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (cUGxQ)

68 Dick ache my eye!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (FkBIv)

69 Helen Mirren starred in the movie, "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover," with Michael Gambon playing the thug thief.

In a different spin of this current tale, The Wife has The Cook prepare the body of Her Lover as a dish for her cuckolded husband, The Thief.

The "dish" makes one think of a roasted pig.

Ms Mirren is red hot doing a number of full-frontal nudity sex scenes.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (U6f54)

70 I don't use a Mac so I can't help....

Posted by: buzzion

Well, that and you're dead.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (VAsIq)

71 Is that what O'Soetoro meant by "popping off"?

Posted by: GBruno at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (u49WF)

72 Did he just eat one dick, or a bag of dicks? Because you can't eat just one!

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (2oWD2)

73 54 deciding to eat the victim's genitals was "to cure my heartache

Um...
Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (lIU4e)

Usually Tums does it for me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (w/iDp)

74 >>what type of wine should one have with genital stew?

Alcohol is haram. Dead rapist's/lover's dick, apparently not...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (NOIQH)

75 When it comes to testes, it's at least twice a day I've got a mouth full of those.

Posted by: President Shit-Midas at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (q/kmn)

76 Indonesian testicles...

Jakarta Oysters?

Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)

77 *was she hot

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (fWAjv)

78 Never going to eat another hot dog, braut, sausage, wiener, frankfurter, without remembering this story.

Posted by: Dragan Ly, Makers of Fine Bone China at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (Dakrb)

79 Psst, you gonna eat dem balls?

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (2oWD2)

80 ...
Cutting them off, okay

Eating them? Really? That went from vengeance and justice to insane.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (39g3+)

81 the wife should have offered aspirin, what they don't have aspirin for head aches?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:13 PM (jOumW)

82 Coming to a college near you because everything is rape

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 03:13 PM (45oDG)

83 66 what type of wine should one have with genital stew?
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (jOumW)

My guess is Ripple

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 03:13 PM (w/iDp)

84 Brings new meaning to that phrase "eat a dick, asshole," huh?

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at November 18, 2015 03:13 PM (GmBB1)

85 It is not the religion of peace.
they are mudlims.

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:13 PM (sj3Ax)

86 'When the Indonesians get here, nobody will talk about eating Lebanese Dicks, again.'

Posted by: Maclean's at November 18, 2015 03:13 PM (OPVRs)

87 Indonesians are a type of weasel.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:13 PM (q/kmn)

88 Lizzy, strange rules indeed.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:13 PM (jOumW)

89 Did he fit it all in at once? I find that if I can just relax my throat just right, it just slides right down.

Posted by: Barry O. at November 18, 2015 03:14 PM (cUGxQ)

90 >>>deciding to eat the victim's genitals was "to cure my heartache

A recent study has show schlong to be high in cholesterol and sodium. So remember, kids: Cock doesn't cure heart ache, it lodges in your ventricles.

Posted by: Herr Doktor Morgenholz, at leasst as competent as Dr. Phil at November 18, 2015 03:14 PM (EUMr7)

91 Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

Mustard and sauerkraut, he's okay.

If he put ketchup on it... gross.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 03:14 PM (AkOaV)

92 He ate his genitals? What a sad sack.

Get it? Sad sack? Because nutz are in a scrotum? Get it?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 18, 2015 03:14 PM (VAsIq)

93 Let he who hasn't eaten genitals to cure a headache cast the first stone.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 18, 2015 03:14 PM (evdj2)

94 That really is sick to eat a dick!

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:14 PM (sj3Ax)

95 At least Titus Andronicus has the decency to cook up Tamora's sons in a pie before serving them to her...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:14 PM (NOIQH)

96 80 ...
Cutting them off, okay

Eating them? Really? That went from vengeance and justice to insane.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (39g3+)

And just a guess here, considerably bad taste

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 03:15 PM (w/iDp)

97 I guess her poontang was for dessert.

Posted by: Dang at November 18, 2015 03:15 PM (2oWD2)

98 Hobo Wang is a delicacy in many cultures.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 18, 2015 03:15 PM (evdj2)

99 91 Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

Mustard and sauerkraut, he's okay.

If he put ketchup on it... gross.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 03:14 PM (AkOaV

Ah the great Catsup/Ketchup War

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 03:15 PM (w/iDp)

100 Great! 72 virgins and no dick.

Posted by: Dick Eater's Victim at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (EUMr7)

101 Wanda Jackson's 'I'm in the Middle of a Heartache' will never sound the same to me.

Posted by: Garrett at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (OPVRs)

102
The dick tasted a lot like filet mignon, and the salad was delicious.

Posted by: Indonesian Chick at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (OiFtZ)

103 sometimes you feel like a nut.
sometimes you eat a nut.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (jOumW)

104

Hacker "phphax" says he is going to hack the emails of all the Governors who refuse to accept Syrian illegals

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (zOTsN)

105 And seriously, don't mess with Phillipinos, Indonesians, or Thai's.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (q/kmn)

106 Why?

Because that dick ain't gonna eat itself.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (YqcVw)

107 There, now that we have the green eggs and ham out of the way . . .

Posted by: Sam I Am at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (3GAnN)

108 That really is sick to eat a dick!

Posted by: Carol

Carol's a poet
and she didn't know
she was making a rhyme.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (VAsIq)

109 And just a guess here, considerably bad taste
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 03:15 PM (w/iDp)

Bad taste it was.

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (sj3Ax)

110 >>"I was so outraged," Efendi told reporters after his arrest last month, adding that deciding to eat the victim's genitals was "to cure my heartache".

>I usually listen to "Vera" on The Wall, but I can see killing a man and eating his dick, too.

Sounds legit. Because after you find out your woman cheated on you, you have to eat a dick. Tuesdays work good, too.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (3dOE/)

111 what type of wine should one have with genital stew?

Posted by: willow

Something bold. Something that'll look you in the eye and spit.

How about a Peenot Noir?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 03:16 PM (ysFo+)

112 Indonesian dick?

Whatever.

Once you go black . . .

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 18, 2015 03:17 PM (vsbNu)

113 Lets see...

Indonesian couple... Indonesia is Islamic...

And the story is about Rape, or at least allegations of rape... and killing... and cannibalism...

I'm sure the CULTURE of Islam had nothing to do with this... of course....

And these will soon be let into the country as Refugees...

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 03:17 PM (qh617)

114 I don't even want to know what he used to clean his palate.

Posted by: Alf767 at November 18, 2015 03:17 PM (fFo7J)

115 "I was so outraged," Efendi told reporters after his arrest last month, adding that deciding to eat the victim's genitals was "to cure my heartache".

isn't this what pissed off chimps do?

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at November 18, 2015 03:17 PM (oqDpn)

116
We argued over who got the head cheese.

Posted by: Indonesian Chick at November 18, 2015 03:17 PM (OiFtZ)

117 Ah the great Catsup/Ketchup War

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

The war is over. Hail King Ketchup.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 18, 2015 03:17 PM (VAsIq)

118 "Chase that dick down with a Rip It!"

http://www.ripitenergy.com

Posted by: SMFH at November 18, 2015 03:18 PM (zyIlW)

119 Fox News just had a subheading that "Sweden Raises Alert Level".

Uh, does that mean they're only allowing *10,000* Muzztards into their country today?

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:18 PM (vsbNu)

120 this is exactly why, when in an argument with a gentleman, I never use the phrase "Bite me."

Posted by: azjaeger at November 18, 2015 03:18 PM (CcDJn)

121 weft cut , snort.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:18 PM (jOumW)

122 Mmmm, dick, it's whats for lunch! Maybe Huma would like some too cause, you know, weiner!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 18, 2015 03:18 PM (/fh9i)

123 Let he who hasn't eaten genitals to cure a headache cast the first stone.

Posted by: Grump928(c)

...

Well, I've heard it called "eating," but I don't think one is actually supposed to swallow and digest the organs.

I'm thinking these crazy kids R doing it rong.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 18, 2015 03:18 PM (/Ho8c)

124 I'm gonna eat your dick like Kobayashi!!!!

Posted by: Randy HelicopterSalesman at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (P8Fzp)

125 Phew! Finally caught a break.

Posted by: The Goat at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (YqcVw)

126

Jewish teacher just stabbed in Marseille by three claiming to be ISIS supporters

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (zOTsN)

127 He probably chopped it up, marinated it in some curry powder and tamarind and stir fried it with vegetables - Asian style.

Posted by: IC at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

128 isn't this what pissed off chimps do?
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack
_______

No! We're not Muslims. We're more civilized than that.

Posted by: Pissed-Off Chimps Everywhere at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (3GAnN)

129
This is why I always wear a cup.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (OiFtZ)

130 As Freud would say, sometimes a cigar is just a dick, roasted slowly over medium heat, with butter, garlic and a touch of salt.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (vRT1U)

131 How's that saying go? Give a man a dick, and he'll eat for a day.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 03:20 PM (3dOE/)

132 Peanut of the night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 03:20 PM (FkBIv)

133 Don't forget that nutball in Japan who served his own dick to 5 people at $250 a pop.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 03:20 PM (fWAjv)

134 I don't even want to know what he used to clean his palate.

Posted by: Alf767

I will tell you this--I flossed with his pubes.

Posted by: Heartbroken Indonesian Groom at November 18, 2015 03:20 PM (VAsIq)

135 IT cures head aches!
and heart aches!
and impotence!

Eat a dick today!

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:20 PM (jOumW)

136 @RWC

I'm sure they were small portions.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:20 PM (q/kmn)

137 This is gross

Posted by: L, Elle at November 18, 2015 03:20 PM (2x3L+)

138 Now I hope he didn't just mess only with the shaft. You really have to know how to work the tip.

Here.....let me show you.

Posted by: Barry O. at November 18, 2015 03:20 PM (cUGxQ)

139 126

Jewish teacher just stabbed in Marseille by three claiming to be ISIS supporters
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (zOTsN)

Legitimate and rational reasons.

Posted by: John Kerry at November 18, 2015 03:21 PM (z/Ubi)

140 Did he finish it, or ask for a doggie bag?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 18, 2015 03:21 PM (HgMAr)

141 Oh yeah. Loverboy popped her cherry because she couldn't wait until the big day, and then big daddy wants to know why he got damaged goods.

It's a classic tale of third world romance. Nice touch with the surprise supper.

Posted by: Fritz at November 18, 2015 03:21 PM (UzPAd)

142 Aren't Asian dicks like really tiny and rice-sized?

That cock was probab;y just an appeteaser.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:21 PM (vsbNu)

143 Did he have big hands...

Was it... Long Pig?

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 18, 2015 03:21 PM (qh617)

144
It looked a lot like a little bitty sausage, but tasted like a Vienna Sausage slathered with Rooster Sauce.

Posted by: Indonesian Honey at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (OiFtZ)

145 If this is the story I read about a week or so ago, the new husband is a real psycho.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

146 119 Fox News just had a subheading that "Sweden Raises Alert Level".

Uh, does that mean they're only allowing *10,000* Muzztards into their country today?
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:18 PM (vsbNu)

No, it means a freshly raped blonde had the audacity to try and complain about it and the Media needs to go on full alert to reinforce the party line.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (oqDpn)

147 IT cures head aches!

and heart aches!

and impotence!

Eat a dick today!

Posted by: willow

ROFL

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (/Ho8c)

148

That cracked me up
I am glad I left my glass of water in the kitchen
I knew it was too good to be true
I am getting error 500

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (sj3Ax)

149 A newlywed Indonesian couple have been arrested over claims they dined on the genitals of the woman's suspected rapist after her husband allegedly murdered him and cut off his private parts, police said on Tuesday (Nov 17).

That's what Barky and his stepdad, Lolo, did with the dog that raped Barky when he was a kid in Jakarta. It was in the book. It's an Indonesian thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (zc3Db)

150 Is that All you ate?

Posted by: Zoolander at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (YqcVw)

151 Pappy, i'd say.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (jOumW)

152 What's a nice red wine that pairs well with dick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (8ZskC)

153 2 - THREADWINNER!

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (ucB75)

154 "US commitment to defend Philippines is ironclad: Obama

Buh bye Philippines. Nice knowin' ya."

Seriously. Kiss of death.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 03:23 PM (LA7Cm)

155 42
Wonder what was for dessert. Cockolate cake?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (fWAjv)

Ass cake.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 03:23 PM (3dOE/)

156 In happier news, the husband has just been offered refugee status by Barack Obama.

The wife was admitted to the University of Virginia.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 18, 2015 03:23 PM (Xd2w5)

157 Well boy. The good news is that you made it to Paradise.

The bad news is that you have no dick.

That's OK, though. We'll just make you one of the Seventy-Two.

Corpseman!

Posted by: Satan at November 18, 2015 03:23 PM (EUMr7)

158 136 @RWC

I'm sure they were small portions.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:20 PM (q/kmn)

LOL. That's racis'

Just days after Sugiyama's 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.

Gettin' hungry over here.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2015 03:23 PM (fWAjv)

159 145 If this is the story I read about a week or so ago, the new husband is a real psycho.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

Nooooo. Really? He seems so down to earth and reasonable. What with the murder, mutilation and genital eating.

Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2015 03:23 PM (z/Ubi)

160 More long pork, dear?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 03:23 PM (JO9+V)

161 Ted Cruz to the president

"I want to encourage you Mr. President, come back and insult me to my face. Lets have a debate on Syrian refugees right now. We can do it anywhere you want."

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:23 PM (zOTsN)

162 I sense a terrible corruption of lovely native customs here.
I mean, in many communities that Westerners arrogantly call "primitive," eating the genitals of one's enemy is recommended. It allows the eater to absorb the full power of the eatee.

But this guy claims it is to "cure heartache." WTF?
Don't you see what he's doing here? He's appealing to the Western culture of feeeelings.

Decadence.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (T/5A0)

163 50
...and I now understand the phrase, 'bag of dicks'.

Literally.

Posted by: Dragan Ly, Makers of Fine Bone China at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (Dakrb)

You can't eat just one.

Posted by: Lays(TM) at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (3dOE/)

164 Third world romance,
Low rent wedding food.

Posted by: Amazing Rhythm Aces at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (3GAnN)

165 Jewish teacher just stabbed in Marseille by three claiming to be ISIS supporters
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (zOTsN)

It seems like they are going to keep hitting at france for a while...

Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (lIU4e)

166 I thought rule number one was to not stick your dick in crazy?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (iONHu)

167 I think this has an understandable motivation, a certain rough justice.

What's for dinner?

Posted by: Secretary to His Majesty, John Forbes Kerry at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (3uHwI)

168 No, I will not eat a cock.
I will not eat it on a rock.
I will not eat it fried or raw.
I will not eat it with an Esquimaw.

Posted by: Dr. Mortimer Seuss at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (OPVRs)

169 He started the meal off of course with a nice "tossed salad".

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (cUGxQ)

170 You guys have me crying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (FsuaD)

171 cicero , weft cut sez a nice peenut noir

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (jOumW)

172 Fox News just had a subheading that "Sweden Raises Alert Level".

They raised it from "Har-Da-Har" to "Har-Da-Ver-Da-Ver"

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (OiH3z)

173 I am getting that Error 500 I always get when I use Mac
Bye.

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (sj3Ax)

174
I'm disappointed because I could have used that dick!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (OiFtZ)

175 Sounds like the SJWs need to up their game.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2015 03:25 PM (zoehZ)

176

Our press didnt tell us

but Syrians with fake Greek passports tried to get in through St Maarten two days ago

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:25 PM (zOTsN)

177 Jewish teacher just stabbed in Marseille by three claiming to be ISIS supporters
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (zOTsN)

Supporters is a rather interesting word .

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:25 PM (jOumW)

178 Sometimes you don't get to choose the crazy you end up in.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:25 PM (q/kmn)

179 He ate his genitals? What a sad sack.

Get it? Sad sack? Because nutz are in a scrotum? Get it?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson

??

Can you please explain further? I'm missing something.

Posted by: Confused at November 18, 2015 03:25 PM (VAsIq)

180 165 Jewish teacher just stabbed in Marseille by three claiming to be ISIS supporters
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:19 PM (zOTsN)

It seems like they are going to keep hitting at france for a while...
Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 03:24 PM (lIU4e)

Ban Mein Kampf, import Korans; talk about self-defeating.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (oqDpn)

181 >>>I thought rule number one was to not stick your dick in crazy

Rule number one is to give crazy a fake name.

Ah, to be young again.....

Posted by: Satan at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (EUMr7)

182 I've never had a problem with my Mac on the HQ, so I don't know what your issue could be.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (q/kmn)

183 Well it looks like we are in fact heading towards a hot civil war so Barky is going to get his wish.

Tennessee lawmaker has suffered rounding up refugees and using the national guard and delivering them back to ice.

It's only a matter of time till the war starts.

Everything he does leads us closer to it.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (vrRRc)

184 Dick. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saut� it. There's dick-kabobs, dick creole, dick gumbo. But best of all is deep fried dog dick.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

185 More schnitzengruben, dear?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (JO9+V)

186 Sweden and Denmark have raised their Muzz alerts to eleventy.

Shit Status: Getting real

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (FsuaD)

187 >>>>They raised it from "Har-Da-Har" to "Har-Da-Ver-Da-Ver"

OK. That shit made me laugh.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (EUMr7)

188 When preparing a Faux Rape composed dish, discerning palates prefer shaft tartare with an arugula reduction, finished with a glans gelato.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (2cS/G)

189 70
I don't use a Mac so I can't help....

Posted by: buzzion

Well, that and you're dead.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (VAsIq)

Has anyone called the dick, yet?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (3dOE/)

190 178 Sometimes you don't get to choose the crazy you end up in.
________________________________

No shit.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (YqcVw)

191 There once was a man from Nantucket...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (sAMmY)

192 Insult to injury, if they heated it up in just a Vienna Sausage can, served it with a toothpick, and called it a horror'd'ourve.

Worse, if they heated it over a campfire, and served it as beanie weenie.

Be a DIS-merit badge on that one.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (McRlu)

193 BREAKING:

Efendi sentenced to be sent to penile colony.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (vsbNu)

194 I've eaten Rocky Mountain oysters before. Freaking bull raped my girl!!!

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (r8Hiq)

195
Takes, "Ow! My Balls!" to a whole 'nother level.

Did the donor have a man cave that she found objectionable?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (qurRi)

196 I wonder how they taste cooked.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (8ZskC)

197 Okay, the dick eating jokes are excellent

Posted by: L, Elle at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (2x3L+)

198
Sweden and Denmark have raised their Muzz alerts to eleventy.

Shit Status: Getting real

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (FsuaD)

And they'll do absolutely nothing about it except admonish their citizens for being racists

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (45oDG)

199 In happier news, the husband has just been offered refugee status by Barack Obama.

No report yet of him throwing his turban into the ring for the Democrat Presidential nomination.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (oKE6c)

200 They plump when you cook 'em....

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:28 PM (oVJmc)

201 Rapenuts roasting on an open fire;
Jacked dude nipping at your nose...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2015 03:28 PM (ppaKI)

202 You probably wouldn't have guessed this, but I still have my nuts. Not everyone in Indonesia loses their scrotum.

Posted by: SCOAMF at November 18, 2015 03:28 PM (3uHwI)

203 >>Supporters is a rather interesting word .

I know, right? I didn't realize there was an elaborate, formalized membership process.

Kinda like how we're told that every jihadi is not a *real* Muslim because the koran says don't kill.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:28 PM (NOIQH)

204 but Syrians with fake Greek passports tried to get in through St Maarten two days ago
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:25 PM (zOTsN)

Now THAT is how you jihad in style.

Quick pit stop in St Maarten to soak up the sun and enjoy the gorgeous weather on your way to blow yourself up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (AkOaV)

205 What a dick!

Posted by: Guy with a moughful of dick at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (2oWD2)

206 *looks at dick on fork, sighs*

This will go right to my hips!

Posted by: Indonesian groom at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (cUGxQ)

207 I'm missing something.

Posted by: Confused

You're missing something?

Posted by: Zombie Indonesian Missing a Dick at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (VAsIq)

208 I actually had a Sonic hotdog for lunch. Re-thinking that choice now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (FsuaD)

209
176
"Our press didnt tell us..."
..........................................

Well, tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krough at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

210 So, is this Eat-A-Dick Wednesday?

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (Fmupd)

211 More Kung Pao Penis, dear? It's got nuts in it!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (JO9+V)

212 Is there a recipe you can share?

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (3uHwI)

213 I imagine you'd have to cook cock slow to keep the skin from splitting.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (q/kmn)

214 Arresting murderers is playing right into ISIS' hands. This is exactly what they want you to do.

Posted by: Gwhynne Moonshayde-Al-Gharbi at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (JVEmw)

215 The husband has to sleep with one eye open knowing his bride has developed a taste for cooked dick.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (YqcVw)

216 Posted by: Guy with a moughful of dick

I don't even want to know what a "moughful" is.
*shudders*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (VAsIq)

217 Efendi sentenced to be sent to penile colony.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (vsbNu)

spit tea all over

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (jOumW)

218 >>I actually had a Sonic hotdog for lunch. Re-thinking that choice now.

Maybe just say, "I divorce you! I divorce you! I divorce you!" and you'll be all set?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (NOIQH)

219 Oops. Meant to say "mouthful of dick" but I had a mouthful of dick.

Posted by: Guy with a mouthful of dick at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (2oWD2)

220 More foreskin, dear?

Posted by: The Genital Gourmet at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (8ZskC)

221 choking- cough.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (jOumW)

222 There's nothing wrong with bring a sack lunch!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (2cS/G)

223 Kosher?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (oVJmc)

224 I'll bet they made a Seviche.

Because revenge is a dick-dish best served cold.

Posted by: Garrett at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (OPVRs)

225 I can see where this recipe shit is going, and NO YOU MAY NOT!

Posted by: General Tso at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (EUMr7)

226 Fox News just had a subheading that "Sweden Raises Alert Level"

From "comatose" to "fluttering eyelids."

If only someone had foreseen that admitting crazed Third World adherents of a murderous death cult into your country might engender the odd problem.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (oKE6c)

227 No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Posted by: Fritz at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (UzPAd)

228 208 I actually had a Sonic hotdog for lunch. Re-thinking that choice now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (FsuaD)

Dick:

Sonic's got it, others don't.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 03:31 PM (AkOaV)

229 Kinda like how we're told that every jihadi is not a *real* Muslim because the koran says don't kill.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:28 PM (NOIQH)
They don't. It's the true Scotsmen you have to watch out for.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 03:31 PM (oKE6c)

230 they are arresting poor , helpless, indigent refugees all over the place.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:32 PM (jOumW)

231 We are suing for trade infringement.

Posted by: Schweddy Balls at November 18, 2015 03:32 PM (JO9+V)

232
US commitment to defend Philippines ~~is ironclad~~ with ironclads: Obama

That explains the hurry up work on the USS Monitor and the CSS Virginia now taking place at Newport News, VA

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 18, 2015 03:32 PM (qurRi)

233 This isn't going to be in the food thread this weekend, is it?

Posted by: eman at November 18, 2015 03:32 PM (MQEz6)

234 The foreskin appetizer was so fantastic, he didn't leave a tip!

Posted by: Dang at November 18, 2015 03:32 PM (2oWD2)

235 >>They plump when you cook 'em....

I'll take the foot-long and a small diet Sprite.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 18, 2015 03:32 PM (OPVRs)

236
And they'll do absolutely nothing about it except admonish their citizens for being racists
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 03:27 PM (45oDG)
................

Maybe they'd like to borrow Preezy Petty Ass for that.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2015 03:32 PM (HgMAr)

237 At least I didn't eat it.

Posted by: Mrs Bobbit at November 18, 2015 03:32 PM (r8Hiq)

238 I actually had a Sonic hotdog for lunch. Re-thinking that choice now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (FsuaD)

Without the "chili", I hope...

Posted by: Country Singer at November 18, 2015 03:32 PM (8Y7+f)

239 oh i love seviche but i don't know a good recipe.

garret?

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (jOumW)

240 Refugee status and an administration post, you mean.

Posted by: Xavier at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (ITb/H)

241 SKY NEWS: Teacher in Marsielles stabbed by three people claiming to be ISIS supporters.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

242 So the response to the paris terrorist attack is to let more Muslims in to the US, but to force Apple and Google to open back doors in to their mobile operating systems so that govt can spy no everyones phones more easily?

Wouldn't it be easier to just... stop digging the hole of letting Muslims in to the country?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (AkOaV)

243
I never thought about eating the dick. That would have been the perfect choice for my uncaring husband, but I still bobbittized the bastard.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (OiFtZ)

244 see, I could have gone this route, but I was civilized and just carried around my mattress instead.

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (3uHwI)

245 >>> It's the true Scotsmen you have to watch out for.

Neh. Never did like the taste of mutton.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (EUMr7)

246 Anyone remember the story a few weeks back that said Sweden couldn't fight a war?

That it would take months or even years to mobilize its military?

No? Well, apparently ISIS did.

Way to go Sven and Inga.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (YqcVw)

247 210
So, is this Eat-A-Dick Wednesday?

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (Fmupd)

It's fitting that it follows Rapey Tuesday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (FsuaD)

248 154 "US commitment to defend Philippines is ironclad: Obama

Buh bye Philippines. Nice knowin' ya."

Seriously. Kiss of death.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2015 03:23 PM (LA7Cm)

New ambassador to the Phillipines? Jamie Gorelick.

"In unrelated news, Muslim Moro tribesmen on Mindinao today ... "

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (oKE6c)

249 The foreskin appetizer was so fantastic, he didn't leave a tip!

I thought it was calamari!

Posted by: The Genital Gourmet at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

250 >>I actually had a Sonic hotdog for lunch. Re-thinking that choice now.

Maybe just say, "I divorce you! I divorce you! I divorce you!" and you'll be all set?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:30 PM (NOIQH)

Pretty sure that only works for men, so Jane's out of luck.

Islam is fab and it totally makes sense for liberal feminists to welcome it with open arms!

Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (lIU4e)

251 SKY NEWS: Teacher in Marsielles stabbed by three people claiming to be ISIS supporters.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

But we know that can't be. No real supporter of ISIS would be so crass as to use a knife. They're not true ISIS.

Posted by: Media Professional at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (VAsIq)

252 I usually listen to "Vera" on The Wall, but I can see killing a man and eating his dick, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0

Protect my balls.

Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (DL2i+)

253 Hey! What happened to my dick?

Posted by: Zombie Haven Monahan at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (3GAnN)

254
I just took a steaming dump.

I know, I know: that's exactly what ISIS wanted me to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (qurRi)

255 Can anyone seriously see a guy being willing to kill for mattress girl?

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (q/kmn)

256 Was this meal stir fry or battered and deep fried????????

Posted by: That's gonna leave a mark at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (2xbUR)

257 The bull, he not always lose senor!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (JO9+V)

258 There's a good story here, and I can just taste it.

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at November 18, 2015 03:34 PM (3uHwI)

259 I actually had a Sonic hotdog for lunch. Re-thinking that choice now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I simply adore a good chili dog in my soft buns.

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 18, 2015 03:35 PM (2oWD2)

260 At least the gentleman had a legitimate rationale for his actions.

Posted by: John Kerry at November 18, 2015 03:35 PM (ppaKI)

261 democrat mayor of Roanoke VA says no refugees, cites FDRs interment camps as a positive example

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:35 PM (zOTsN)

262 Not eating my dick makes me aggressed upon.

Posted by: Melissa Click at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (EUMr7)

263 I'll just have the salad.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

264

oh my'

heads are exploding over the Democrat Mayor of Roanoke

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (zOTsN)

265 They're really taking this nouvelle cuisine thing too far.

But, on the bright side, at least it was free-range dick.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (oKE6c)

266
No dick for me, but the pink taco is a different matter.

Posted by: Sally Kohn, Lesbian Activist at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (OiFtZ)

267 261 democrat mayor of Roanoke VA says no refugees, cites FDRs interment camps as a positive example
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:35 PM (zOTsN)

Heh.

I don't know why, but -- that makes me laugh.

Instead of going all Woodrow Wilson and FDR on the problem, why don't we just not invite Muslims to move to the US?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (AkOaV)

268 OT

rior Thread

Abdelhamid Abaaoud,

Can we throw the corpse into an Icelandic volcano just to restore the Vowel/Consonant balance and prevent Global Warming.

Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (DL2i+)

269 I haven't cut my penis off yet. . It's my emergency food supply.

Posted by: Mrs Bobbit at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (r8Hiq)

270 239 oh i love seviche but i don't know a good recipe.

garret?
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (jOumW)

--As long as it lacks onions, I love it. When my wife makes it, she soaks the shrimp (the lime juice "cooks" the shrimp) at least an hour. She likes seviche on tostadas.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (vsbNu)

271 If the GOP were clever - I know, I know - they'd say OK fine, let's take Obama's advice and welcome orphans and widows and old people. Agree that the refugees brought in will be children under 10 years old, their mother and males over 50 years old.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (0LHZx)

272 I don't know where they got their cooking lessons but I've heard that the penis is supposed to be a garnish, mainly to be stuck in the ear of the deceased and made into a centerpiece.

OTOH, a properly butchered body can make a variety of dishes. Ladyfingers, handburgers, sweetbreads, spaghetti and Pete's balls, eye scream...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (x4kJD)

273 Trump is having a sold out event in Worcester MA.

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (sj3Ax)

274 It doesn't have to be an official ban or anything, just... you know, we don't set up a booth at the jihadi job fair.

Let the Germans and the Swedish take 'em.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (AkOaV)

275 Normally, I don't believe Barry does anything to help his party. But maybe, just this once, he's taking one for the team so the rest of the Dem's can look tough on terror?

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (q/kmn)

276
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 03:29 PM (FsuaD)

Make sure your stall is fully stocked with TP before you commit to use it...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (qurRi)

277 Sheppy seems "concerned" over the report that a Jewish teacher in Marseilles has been stabbed by stabby ISIS guys.

But....Peaceful Refugees!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (FsuaD)

278 Bobbit take off my sock!!

Posted by: Catilyn Jenner at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (r8Hiq)

279 263 I'll just have the salad.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

OK, now we just to find a Democrat willing to toss your salad. Shouldn't be difficult.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (oKE6c)

280 NO FUCKING SYRIANS!

how STUPID is this administration?

Posted by: Feh at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (wfLwk)

281 Who's gonna say 'he'd better not have put ketchup on that!' as happens whenever hotdog condiments comes up?

Oh, I just did...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

Oh, come on. It's one thing to eat a dick, but with ketchup? That's just plain gay and nasty.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 18, 2015 03:37 PM (k9qR4)

282 Tubesteak, it's what's for dinner.

Trouser trout, the other white meat.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 03:38 PM (3dOE/)

283 Barack once asked me to eat his dick; I told him I didn't want to commit a micro-aggression.

Posted by: Michelle O. at November 18, 2015 03:38 PM (ppaKI)

284 Don't eat the hors d'oeuvres at Bruce Jenner's dinner parties.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

285 Is it cultural imperialism to observe how animalistic and barbaric this is?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 03:39 PM (E5UB0)

286 With eleven secret herbs and spices, you're sure to love both our Original Recipe and Extra Crispy penis.

"Finger Lickin' Good!"

Posted by: Col Scrotum, KFP at November 18, 2015 03:39 PM (JO9+V)

287 271,

As fun as that would be to see, the migrants on the southern border were claiming to be high school age despite receding hairlines, grey hairs, and other signs of advanced age.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2015 03:39 PM (x4kJD)

288 261 democrat mayor of Roanoke VA says no refugees, cites FDRs interment camps as a positive example
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:35 PM (zOTsN)

--I love it when Demotards eat their own. Dem just can't base his reasons on, oh, culture and safety but rather on raw power.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:39 PM (vsbNu)

289 Oh cool, North Woods Law is on now.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (vsbNu)

290 I used iPhone to post that Trump has sold out event.
I'm waiting for floor guys & have time & want to be here.

I can't read all comments on this!

Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (sj3Ax)

291 Well, I'll never eat beanie weenies again

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

292 NO FUCKING SYRIANS!

Posted by: Feh

I hereby exempt Charlie Sheen from this prohibition.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (VAsIq)

293 It's like if we decided to take in German citizens as refugees when we were fighting a war with Nazi Germany.

We didn't do that. Because, to quote a poet, "that's retarded, sir."

And whether we like it or not, large numbers of Muslims have declared open war on the west. As yes, it is true that we're not talking about all Muslims. But not all Germans were Nazi soldiers either.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (AkOaV)

294 Oh, come on. It's one thing to eat a dick, but with ketchup? That's just plain gay and nasty.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997

No way to treat a Chicago dog.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (FkBIv)

295 --I love it when Demotards eat their own. Dem just can't base his reasons on, oh, culture and safety but rather on raw power.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:39 PM (vsbNu)

I guess "common sense" doesn't even get a look-in.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (oKE6c)

296 Unpossible. A woman would never lie about being raped. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (kpqmD)

297 Was this meal stir fry or battered and deep fried????????

Posted by: That's gonna leave a mark

I like 'em browned, creamed and juiced! *licks lips, does a little dance*

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (2oWD2)

298 Hey, Wang--!

Posted by: Al Czervik at November 18, 2015 03:41 PM (oVJmc)

299 If we can't even vet the ages of Little League World Series players, what makes you think people who don't actually want to find anything, will?

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 03:41 PM (q/kmn)

300 The hardest part about preparing Penis Oscar is steaming and deshelling all of those tiny crabs.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 18, 2015 03:41 PM (OPVRs)

301 185
More schnitzengruben, dear?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (JO9+V)

Nein! Scheiss! Wiener schnitzel! Macht schnell!

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 03:41 PM (3dOE/)

302 No dick for me, but the pink taco is a different matter.

Posted by: Sally Kohn, Lesbian Activist at November 18, 2015 03:36 PM (OiFtZ)

Hillary: Can I buy you a drink?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 03:41 PM (45oDG)

303 270 239 oh i love seviche but i don't know a good recipe.

garret?
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:33 PM (jOumW)

Filipino-style is da bomb: Kinilaw. Made with a little coconut milk, peppers, onions, garlic, tuna, vinegar. Serve with beer.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 18, 2015 03:41 PM (sAMmY)

304 293,

I thought we did, which is how we got the Do What We Tell You festival of Springfield started by German settlers in 1946.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2015 03:41 PM (x4kJD)

305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSjRlhGezTA&t=5

Mike: Do you even know what's in hot dogs?

SC: Yeah, processed horse penis and Chinese people. Well, at least they are in the future.
(pause)
SC: Know what I miss most about the future?
(pause)

Mike: What's that?

SC: Hot dogs.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at November 18, 2015 03:42 PM (oqDpn)

306 Nothing like a good schvantz thread to wake up the Horde.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

307 He ate what?

Posted by: Guy with a mouthful of spotted dick at November 18, 2015 03:42 PM (2oWD2)

308 No way to treat a Chicago dog.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 18, 2015 03:40 PM (FkBIv)

If anyone would know about eating male genitals it's Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 03:42 PM (45oDG)

309 Three hundred comments on a dick eating story! lol! Gotta love this place.

Posted by: goon at November 18, 2015 03:42 PM (gy5kE)

310 just got back from travels

i'm going to buy some guns and move to the countryside

you all can sort out this shit

even the tsa security grannies are on edge

Posted by: Feh at November 18, 2015 03:43 PM (wfLwk)

311 It's twue, it's twue!

Posted by: Lili Von Schtup at November 18, 2015 03:43 PM (q/kmn)

312 NOOD STABBY THREAD.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at November 18, 2015 03:43 PM (oqDpn)

313 Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you dont!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 03:43 PM (JO9+V)

314 As fun as that would be to see, the migrants on the southern border were claiming to be high school age despite receding hairlines, grey hairs, and other signs of advanced age.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 18, 2015 03:39 PM (x4kJD)

______

Right that's why it wold have to be under 10 years old and over 50. In reality that would mean 14 year olds would make it and 38 year olds would make it. But kinda hard for a 26 year old to say he's either 10 or 50. And it's the 26 year olds we don't want coming over.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 18, 2015 03:44 PM (0LHZx)

315 306 Nothing like a good schvantz thread to wake up the Horde.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

How do we know if it was any good? It's not like the guy put up a Yelp review afterward.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 18, 2015 03:44 PM (kpqmD)

316
Did they roll said testes around in their mouths, lovingly bathing them with their tongues before...

...What?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 18, 2015 03:44 PM (qurRi)

317 310,

I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at November 18, 2015 03:44 PM (x4kJD)

318 Paul Ryan says no religious test to admit refugees.

That's bullshit. Syrian Christians are from the oldest Christian community in the world, first called "Christian" in Antioch (Acts).

They also don't blow up kids or eat dicks. I guess Barry the Bottom got his way when he said we're not a Christian nation.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 03:44 PM (EUMr7)

319 This is nothing.

Have you ever been to a Polish - Italian wedding?

Posted by: jwest at November 18, 2015 03:45 PM (Zs4uk)

320 If a guy sticks the end of brat, frankfurter, or hot link I his mouth before taking a bite, he's probably gay.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 03:46 PM (Fmupd)

321
So I ate his testes with baby carrots and a red Solo cup topped out with Mad Dog 20-20.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 18, 2015 03:52 PM (BK3ZS)

322 Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 18, 2015 03:44 PM (0LHZx)

--------------------

You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? ISIS (islam) have turned their own chillren into muderous monsters. And don't forget those innocent widdle pali chillren.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 03:52 PM (Fmupd)

323 Nothing like a good schvantz thread to wake up the Horde.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Yup. I'm alert. Quite erect.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 18, 2015 03:53 PM (VAsIq)

324 I wonder if the Left still wants us to act like France?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

325 Ace, you just made me laugh so hard I nearly did myself a mischief.

Posted by: Beverly at November 18, 2015 03:55 PM (Nh6FB)

326 320
If a guy sticks the end of brat, frankfurter, or hot link I his mouth before taking a bite, he's probably gay.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 03:46 PM (Fmupd)

Knife and fork, always. Can never be too safe from the ghey.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 03:56 PM (3dOE/)

327 They take "eat a dick" seriously.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at November 18, 2015 03:57 PM (TZYqp)

328 How stupid do you have to be to still want to bring Syrian Muslims into the US? A large part of our electorate is just bug fuck nuts and should not have a say in running a faucet let alone the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 04:11 PM (/tuJf)

329 Sure, but...CRUSADES!

Posted by: PJ at November 18, 2015 04:15 PM (cHuNI)

330 All cultures are equal...
All cultures are equal
All cultures are equal
All cultures are equal
All cultures are equal
All cultures are equal
All cultures are equal

Posted by: Schoolboy Baracky at the blackboard at November 18, 2015 04:19 PM (cHuNI)

331 Yet another "Man Bites Dong" story, huh?

Posted by: PaperworkNinja at November 18, 2015 04:24 PM (J991N)

332 Man, that's a "hanging curve" right over the plate.

Posted by: dlsada at November 18, 2015 04:42 PM (6pPTB)

333 Dick. It's not just for breakfast anymore

Posted by: Mr. Wolf at November 18, 2015 04:43 PM (rD+jq)

334 Dick. The other white meat

Posted by: Mr. Wolf at November 18, 2015 04:45 PM (rD+jq)

335 Another award winning thread. Breibart would be proud. Please, I need to come home each day to one of these threads. Gut busting funny.

Posted by: dogfish at November 18, 2015 07:25 PM (0O2Lr)

336 DreamWorks is proud to present......

THE WALKING DICKLESS DEAD.....

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Posted by: JT at November 18, 2015 08:28 PM (jZ2GJ)

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