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Obama: Time for Another Hashtag Campaign, I Guess

When all you have is a #Hashtag, all the world looks like a branding campaign for a youth-oriented energy drink product launch.

Posted by: Ace at 02:16 PM




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1 It is a humiliating day to be an American.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 18, 2015 02:18 PM (6JL3d)

2 At this rate the Democrats are going to throw this guy out of office well ahead of the election...

Posted by: H Badger at November 18, 2015 02:18 PM (n/0Nw)

3 Almost first!

Posted by: H Badger at November 18, 2015 02:19 PM (n/0Nw)

4 Bam. Take that Rethuglicans.

Posted by: Salon at November 18, 2015 02:19 PM (OD2ni)

5 It's about time with GOP rhetoric creating terrorists and all.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 18, 2015 02:20 PM (TJCSB)

6 #HeyAchmedNiceSuicideVest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 02:20 PM (45oDG)

7 We have a stupid and lazy electorate. So, of course we have a chief executive to match.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 02:20 PM (q/kmn)

8 Obama is trolling again.

Posted by: Dragan Ly, Makers of Fine Bone China at November 18, 2015 02:20 PM (Dakrb)

9 #Come rape our white women.

Posted by: redenzo at November 18, 2015 02:20 PM (WCnJW)

10 #BringBackOurGirls!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2015 02:21 PM (Aivl/)

11 That's EXACTLY what I wanted the POTUS to do!

Posted by: Mohammed Terrorist at November 18, 2015 02:21 PM (ZsN9X)

12 What was it you called it? Stray Voltage?

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2015 02:21 PM (q/kmn)

13 #BringBackOurBalls

Posted by: El Kabong at November 18, 2015 02:21 PM (datdl)

14 I'm down for #JeSuisChien.

Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2015 02:21 PM (o+SC1)

15 Give thanks that a keyboard and twitter account is the only thing they trust him with.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 02:21 PM (3dOE/)

16 1 It is a humiliating day to be an American.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 18, 2015 02:18 PM (6JL3d)



Aka, "Wednesday."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 02:22 PM (oKE6c)

17 If Obama really wants the Syrian refugees here...

fine... they can stay with him... in the Whitehouse, and then move to wherever he goes after office.


We don't have Taxpayer funded MEN with guns constantly protecting US...

Posted by: BB Wolf, 8 miles from UC Merced at November 18, 2015 02:22 PM (qh617)

18 we found the Paris culprits!

Iran and PA said the Jews did it

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:22 PM (zOTsN)

19 All you need to know about how well the refugee proposal is playing in Main Street America should be conveyed by the huge scramble of state governors, including Democratic ones, hastily proclaiming "NOT HERE YOU DON'T".

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:22 PM (noWW6)

20 #Welcome to the Caliphate

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 02:23 PM (tfM+W)

21 If someone thinks this makes a difference, it's because he is either smoking too much hash or he fell down and hit his head as a child...playing tag.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 18, 2015 02:23 PM (ZsN9X)

22 #WeJustDontCare

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 18, 2015 02:23 PM (TJCSB)

23 #READY4ISIS 2016

Posted by: teh Wind at November 18, 2015 02:23 PM (B3WUC)

24 #YouDontHaveToLiveLikeARefugee

Posted by: T.P.A.T.H at November 18, 2015 02:23 PM (hiT/m)

25 1 It is a humiliating day to be an American.


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 18, 2015 02:18 PM (6JL3d)


Yup.... Obama still in office, and it begins with a Y...

Posted by: BB Wolf, 8 miles from UC Merced at November 18, 2015 02:23 PM (qh617)

26 Give thanks that a keyboard and twitter account is the only thing they trust him with.
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 02:21 PM (3dOE/)


-------------------


I do find a bit of solace in that statement.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 02:23 PM (Fmupd)

27 so, is this hashtag letting him be clear?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 18, 2015 02:24 PM (AWe5n)

28 Yup.... Obama still in office, and it begins with a Y...

Posted by: BB Wolf, 8 miles from UC Merced at November 18, 2015 02:23 PM (qh617)


ENDS in a Y.... geeeezzzzzz...

/facepalm

Posted by: BB Wolf, 8 miles from UC Merced at November 18, 2015 02:24 PM (qh617)

29 #WhereAreTheDancingBoys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 02:24 PM (45oDG)

30 A hashtag! I really showed those meany governors!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury teh hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

31 #MassCasualtyAttacksWelcome

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at November 18, 2015 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

32 #I'mnotagoat

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2015 02:24 PM (8HTq1)

33 #RefugeesHaveElectrolytes

Posted by: El Kabong at November 18, 2015 02:24 PM (datdl)

34 ENDS in a Y.... geeeezzzzzz...

/facepalm

Posted by: BB Wolf, 8 miles from UC Merced at November 18, 2015 02:24 PM (qh617)

Yuuuuuge!

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 18, 2015 02:24 PM (ck8TA)

35 Ben Shapiro "How many Westerners will die" . . to utopian vision of multi cultural world without borders.


If history is any indication, tens of millions, and it won't be 'multi cultural', it will be a police state.

Posted by: Dragan Ly, Makers of Fine Bone China at November 18, 2015 02:25 PM (Dakrb)

36 Our new partner in peace, the Iranians, say the Jews are responsible for Paris.

Posted by: USA at November 18, 2015 02:25 PM (tfM+W)

37 Obama's just punishing white america for being racist.

He's decided in his mind that racism is the only thing that can explain why large swaths of the populace do not want our country replaced with a large pieces of 3rd world countries --and the problems that brings-- overnight.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 02:25 PM (AkOaV)

38 JEF, SCOMAF, etc., etc.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:25 PM (vsbNu)

39 When all you have is a hashtag, every problem looks like a Twitter twat.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2015 02:25 PM (IWLe1)

40 For all those European and Brit girls surrounded by swarthy bearded guys:

#DontFuckMuslims

Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2015 02:25 PM (o+SC1)

41 #Gozer/Vigo2016

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 02:25 PM (JO9+V)

42

Honduras

fucking Honduras

just stopped 5 Syrians traveling on false Greek passports

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:25 PM (zOTsN)

43 So Michelle wore the same dress with the same backdrop she did with "Bring back our Girls" (who are dead) for this new caper? Or was a photoshop easier for Breitbart or whoever they are linking too?

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 18, 2015 02:26 PM (sigZP)

44 #PresidentIrrelevant

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

45 #letjamestaylorsing

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 02:26 PM (Fmupd)

46
the 5 Syrians stopped in Honduras stole the Greek passports and were heading to the US

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:26 PM (zOTsN)

47 #DCIsThatWay

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 18, 2015 02:26 PM (ck8TA)

48 Did we get our girls back from Boko Haram? So that hashtag campaign worked, then?

Posted by: Dragan Ly, Makers of Fine Bone China at November 18, 2015 02:26 PM (Dakrb)

49 Give thanks that a keyboard and twitter account is the only thing they trust him with.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 02:21 PM (3dOE/)



The problem is that the "they" who have the power to make that decision are even more nefarious than Obama, and of course considerably more intelligent.


Yeah, I'm looking at you, Soros, you and your ilk.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 02:26 PM (oKE6c)

50 Actually, tiny bits of middle eastern corpse is good for your complexion, and here's why.

Posted by: VOX at November 18, 2015 02:26 PM (3dOE/)

51 "If Obama really wants the Syrian refugees here...

fine... they can stay with him... in the Whitehouse, and then move to wherever he goes after office."

He doesn't really want them here. All he cares about is that we (conservatives) don't and that is what drives him. He doesn't give two shits about the refugees, but will happily use them to give an FU to conservatives.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 18, 2015 02:27 PM (OD2ni)

52 #ScrewYouSerfsIGotMine

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

53 42

Honduras

fucking Honduras

just stopped 5 Syrians traveling on false Greek passports
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:25 PM (zOTsN)

Were they widows and children?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at November 18, 2015 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

54 Nation's Status:

[X] Fundamentally Transformed
[ ] Good ol' USA

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 18, 2015 02:27 PM (/Ho8c)

55 Get me a p-shop, Stat!

#JihadisWelcome

Posted by: some dope at November 18, 2015 02:27 PM (yvwr7)

56 #JizyaIsMyHomeBoy

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 18, 2015 02:27 PM (hiT/m)

57 #VirtueSignaling

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

58 Will Michelle be doing the Cha-Cha with Ahmed and Haji in the White House to celebrate their arrival?

Posted by: Fritz at November 18, 2015 02:27 PM (UzPAd)

59 Have you plugged Reggie's hole yet, daddy?

Posted by: Malia at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (cUGxQ)

60 The leftists are doubling down on the John Oliver theme: Republicans are evil racists for trying to slow down refugee immigration.

Pataki was even out giving a speech that if we listened to the Republicans, we might as well "take down the Statue of Liberty".

Posted by: wooga at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (E5hoS)

61 Awwww. This isn't the hash I was hoping for.

Posted by: Choomander-in-Chief at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (REdlt)

62 19 All you need to know about how well the refugee proposal is playing in Main Street America should be conveyed by the huge scramble of state governors, including Democratic ones, hastily proclaiming "NOT HERE YOU DON'T".

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:22 PM (noWW6)


--Friggin' *Massachusetts* is part of that chorus, FFS.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (vsbNu)

63 Reuters : Honduras detains five Syrians traveling on stolen Greek passports who were headed toward U.S.: police



Posted by: Dr Spank at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (TJCSB)

64 Good grief. He is such an asshole

Posted by: L, Elle at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (LWW4k)

65 #MuslimColonistsWanted

Posted by: some dope at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (yvwr7)

66 #fuck you

Posted by: douger at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (eM6QK)

67 #NotAllTerrorists

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (RD7QR)

68 Yes, exactly! And if we're all done with the flashy, ideological celebrities, their grandstanding and the social-media nonsense, there is an old-fashioned, competent and experienced leader waiting in the wings to take over and put us on the right track again!

Posted by: Begonia at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (Up1CJ)

69 FFS.

I welcome refugees such as Christians about to be murdered and yazidi women being sold into slavery. Real refugees.

Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (lIU4e)

70 He is a treasonous SOB and his advisers all must have went to the Jimmy Carter School of foreign relations. His illegal operations have exceeded those of US Grant to gain first place in the most corrupt regime in history and his support of enemies of America has exceeded that of Aron Burr and his treason to make a new country in the West to ally with Mexico. And his economic policies are worse than FDR. And wait for it . . .


Impeachment is off the table

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (t2KH5)

71 If you're not white, you're all right!

#TransformingAmerica

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

72 I can't believe how the Republicans hit the jackpot with this. I'm just wondering how they'll screw it up.

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (Lf0AV)

73 Obama: Hey, you got your terrorists in my refuges!

ISIS: Hey, you got your refuges in my terrorists!

Obama and ISIS: *loud guffaws and high fives*

Posted by: Dang at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (2oWD2)

74
Honduras stops five Syrians heading to the US on false Greek passports

well super

Honduras will protect us

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (zOTsN)

75 Yup.... Obama still in office, and it begins with a Y...


****

Yonday, Yuesday, Yednesday, Yursday, Yriday, Yaturday and Yunday?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (NeFrd)

76 Five Syrians traveling on false Greek passports?

How did they get past the Cubans stuck between Costa Rica and Nicaragua?

Posted by: Dragan Ly, Makers of Fine Bone China at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (Dakrb)

77 60 The leftists are doubling down on the John Oliver theme: Republicans are evil racists for trying to slow down refugee immigration.

Pataki was even out giving a speech that if we listened to the Republicans, we might as well "take down the Statue of Liberty".
Posted by: wooga at November 18, 2015 02:28 PM (E5hoS)

John Huntsman and Jeb Bush nod in sympathy.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at November 18, 2015 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

78 I gotta say, it must be awesome being Obama.

You send out a meaningless hashtag and by the end of the day, 50 Republicans have fallen on their ass in fear.

And another 50 reporters have called in their allegiance, praising your heroism.

He hasn't even done fuck-all. But, he is blessed with as weak of an opposition one could possibly hope for. I mean, e.g. Rinsed Penis is out today sending emails imploring me to sign some fucking petition about the Keystone Pipeline.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 18, 2015 02:30 PM (fQ/0p)

79 We need to round these people up, put'em on a bus, and dump them in D.C.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 18, 2015 02:30 PM (LWW4k)

80 #DontShootAtUs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 02:30 PM (45oDG)

81 #RealityIsNoMatchForMe

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:30 PM (hLRSq)

82 I think if I were on Hillary's election team and I saw this along with the promise to go full gun banning his last year in office, I'd try to figure out what the republicans got on him and when.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 18, 2015 02:30 PM (t06LC)

83 #AllWeAreSayingIsGivePeaceAChance-Again

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2015 02:30 PM (IWLe1)

84 Honduras detains five Syrians traveling on stolen Greek passports who were headed toward U.S.

So how do they know they're Syrians?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

85 Eh, screw you Paul Ryan, there should be a religious test. Only Christians. Only let in uncircumcised dudes for starters.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:31 PM (vsbNu)

86 #Thoushaltnotblowupthyneighbor

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 18, 2015 02:31 PM (ck8TA)

87 #HeyObama #BlowMe #JustNotUp

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2015 02:31 PM (VndSC)

88 #AcceptableCasualties

Posted by: wooga at November 18, 2015 02:31 PM (E5hoS)

89 Machmoud Amadouchebag....

COME ON DOWN !!!

Posted by: Uncle Sap at November 18, 2015 02:31 PM (FkBIv)

90 I like the cut of this Baptist pastor on FNC's jib.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (vsbNu)

91 Vladimir Putin discussed the findings yesterday about the downed Russian passenger jet having been downed by a jihadi bomb, and concluded his remarks by saying about his intentions now that "Vengeance is inevitable."

So we have an American president who prissily refuses even to use the word "victory" in public comments, whereas his Russian counterpart is perfectly comfortable using not only that word, but much semantically tougher words like "vengeance".

Not too hard to see why all over the Arab world, eyes are turning to Russia as the new superpower, while America is increasingly ignored. The Arab cultural model has things to say about strong horses vs. weak horses. A horse which has strength but not the temperament to use that strength is ipso facto a weak horse.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (noWW6)

92 Retarded shit for retards who are retarding.


Just keep pushing for the Syrians to be kicked out. No one is going to pay attention to this dumb shit for long.

Also, when the inevitable terrorist attack happens, you're ahead of the game because you were seen calling for the expulsion.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (4ErVI)

93 #DontThrowMeAndReggieOffARoof

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (45oDG)

94 Pataki was even out giving a speech that if we listened to the Republicans, we might as well "take down the Statue of Liberty".




Country if full. Broad in the harbor should have told you.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (Aivl/)

95 When do they start running the #RepublicansNotWelcome hashtags - at least explicitly?

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (VndSC)

96 #JesusWasARefugeeIThink

Posted by: El Kabong at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (datdl)

97 Dont know how they figured out they were Syrians


almost like they were told to look for them

like from an informant who just got dorked up in a raid in Paris

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (zOTsN)

98 So what's the over and under on a Black Friday series of explosions/shootings?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (UPYPp)

99 I think if I were on Hillary's election team and I saw this along with the promise to go full gun banning his last year in office, I'd try to figure out what the republicans got on him and when.
Posted by: Jollyroger

____________

It really is almost like he wants to destroy Hillary and Democrats chances next year.

Almost like he wants to be the one and only savior of the Democrat Party.

You almsost couldn't script it any better.


Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (Lf0AV)

100 #SyriansYouGuys

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 18, 2015 02:32 PM (hiT/m)

101 I tried smoking a hash tag once.....wasn't real hash

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 18, 2015 02:33 PM (uJK1E)

102 Old and busted -- If it will save just one child, we should ban all guns!!!

New hotness -- Even if it could be dangerous for countless Americans, we'll still let in "refugees"!!!

Posted by: Dems/the Left/Progtards/SJWs/whatever the fuck you want to call them at November 18, 2015 02:33 PM (REdlt)

103 #MyRevengeIsNear

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:33 PM (hLRSq)

104
#SympathyForISIS.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at November 18, 2015 02:33 PM (OiFtZ)

105 #BrokenEggsForMulticulturalOmelet

Posted by: wooga at November 18, 2015 02:33 PM (E5hoS)

106 He doesn't really want them here. All he cares
about is that we (conservatives) don't and that is what drives him. He
doesn't give two shits about the refugees, but will happily use them to
give an FU to conservatives.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 18, 2015 02:27 PM (OD2ni)


I don't think he cares about riling conservatives. I think the idea is to import a natural fifth column that in time (either right away, or in the next generation, after the Reds finish sowing grievances among them) will result in a terror campaign that will delegitimize American democracy. It's the same reason the Reds don't want American military action where it might do the country any good, but DO want it where it won't (e.g., Rwanda): the idea is to delegitimize the military, just like promoting the actions of treasonous scum (Hasan, Bergdahl, etc.) and introducing fags into the military.

Remember, Reds always play the long game.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 02:33 PM (oKE6c)

107

Honduras now says the 5 Syrians they stopped are not linked to the Paris attacks

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:33 PM (zOTsN)

108 #IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (IWLe1)

109 Why would refugees want to come here? we are such an awful place....just ask Mizzou

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (uJK1E)

110 Pataki was even out giving a speech that if we listened to the Republicans, we might as well "take down the Statue of Liberty".

Maybe our new immigrants will take it down for us.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (oVJmc)

111 So how do they know they're Syrians?


Posted by: Pappy O'Danie

By their smell.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (TJCSB)

112 #Soon

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

113 Next from the libs: Our stopping refuges* is creating terrorists!!!

*Refuges = young, able bodied men who leave their wives, mothers, sisters and daughters to fight for their country.

Posted by: Dang at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (2oWD2)

114 72
I can't believe how the Republicans hit the jackpot with this. I'm just wondering how they'll screw it up.

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (Lf0AV)

The RNCe primary stacking and super delegates will make sure open borders RINO Rubio gets the nom causing every member of the base to finally say fvck this I quit.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (t2KH5)

115 So how do they know they're Syrians?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

When asked where they were from, they said "Oh! We're from Damascu -- er, Athens" in Arabic, and when asked if they were traveling for business or pleasure they said, "both. Jihad. Allahu Akbar."

No, I'm joking. I have no idea, the whole story is bizarre to me. Are we to believe that the Syrians showed up in Honduras pretending to speak Greek? Or that they were all fluid in Greek?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (AkOaV)

116 We should mock severely any slow learner that still believes in pbho.

He is the worst president in US history, and makes the House of Savoy and the late Bourbons look brilliant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (u82oZ)

117 Really, what is the strategy here?

I could understand Obama throwing his chips in with the BlackLivesMatter nonsense, it gins up the black vote and white voters keep looking the other way, but I see no scenario where this somehow pays off for Obama and the Democrats down the road.

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (Lf0AV)

118 #novacancy

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (ck8TA)

119 He's decided in his mind that racism is the only thing that can explain why large swaths of the populace do not want our country replaced with a large pieces of 3rd world countries --and the problems that brings-- overnight.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes
----------------------------------------------------------
I don't think he's capable of that level of ethical thought. I think he just hates white people.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (E5UB0)

120 #WhySoSyrian?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

121 #LessonsFromMussolini

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (EUMr7)

122 J!h4D, now with taurine, ginsing, caffeine, and methamphetamine. For when you're butchering infidels and can't afford to rest!

*guitar solo*

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (OiH3z)

123 "Only let in uncircumcised dudes for starters."

Being uncircumcised is a repeatedly statistically demonstrated HIV transmission risk, and per the early reports coming out of German hospitals, this cohort of "refugees" are packing a lot of HIV infection.

Also bringing with them more fun stuff not requiring transmission via the amazing wonder weasel, such as drug resistant TB.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (noWW6)

124 #ConservativeRefugeesWelcome

Posted by: Texas at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (gmeXX)

125 #SafeSpaceforJihadis

Posted by: IC at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (a0IVu)

126 Were they widows and children?

Posted by: joncelli


Yes, architects and doctors as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (ysFo+)

127 It's nice to feel welcomed.
*spreads roadmap*
Wish to thank president in
Person. Directions to House of
White? ISIS95 north, right?

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (7v/r5)

128 #CountryIsClosedMooseOutsideShouldHaveToldYou.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (IWLe1)

129 #TieAYellowRibbonRoundTheOldOakTree

Posted by: Tony Miami at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (FkBIv)

130 >>#JesusWasARefugeeIThink

Heh.

That particular little 'middle eastern couple' bit on joseph and mary was infuriating! I am not going to be able to be polite if this topic comes up at my little cocktail party with libs this week...

Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (lIU4e)

131 #CallOutTheMilitia

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (EUMr7)

132 So really we should just disband the TSA and replace them with Hondurans because those guys are apparently like Columbo and Sherlock Holmes rolled into one.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (t06LC)

133 Here's yesterday's German cop, complete with her awesome HK MP5, which- face it - we would all love to have.

http://dailym.ai/1WZnVzv

#RefugeesWelcome

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (3uHwI)

134 #sayhellotomylittlefriend

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (ck8TA)

135 When reality starts kicking the libs' ass, the libs start conspiracy theories.

Stand by...

Posted by: Dang at November 18, 2015 02:37 PM (2oWD2)

136 #MindYouMooseBitesCanBeNasty

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 02:37 PM (EUMr7)

137 These Syrians are popping up everywhere, aren't they?

*lifts toilet lid*

Syrian's head pops up "Allahu Ackbar!"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 02:37 PM (4ErVI)

138 I'd like a bunch of refugees move into my neighborhood....said no one ever

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 18, 2015 02:37 PM (uJK1E)

139

we know from the 5 Syrians stopped in Honduras that they can stop illegals if they want to

and they got a tip, and they arent sharing it

and they are insistant that they are not related to the Paris attacks

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:37 PM (zOTsN)

140 And I gotta say, "fuck these moslum refugees."

They've been cheering for going on 50 years now so long as the ISIS-types were killing Jews and Christians.

But now that they've inevitably turned to killing the "not Islamic enough" moslums--they're crying for help?

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 18, 2015 02:37 PM (fQ/0p)

141 Soon, they will launch an app (in arabic) that will allow jihadis to find sex slaves at our universities. Sort of a sexual welcome wagon.

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2015 02:37 PM (VndSC)

142 You can tell by their smell; it's hell.

Water is precious in a desert. Thus you learn early to save your water for drinking.

That western clothing they wear isn't good for the desert.

Makes you perspire more.

More perspiration + no bath == stinky, stinky, stinky.

Just ask any New York cab rider.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2015 02:37 PM (Xo1Rt)

143 #WhyIsOurGovernmentAgainstUs

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 18, 2015 02:38 PM (EUMr7)

144 Here's yesterday's German cop, complete with her awesome HK MP5, which- face it - we would all love to have.

Oh my, my thing that goes up just did.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

145 Are we to believe that the Syrians showed up in Honduras pretending to speak Greek? Or that they were all fluid in Greek?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 02:34 PM (AkOaV)


They were slimed?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 02:38 PM (JO9+V)

146 >>>>> Really, what is the strategy here?
I could understand Obama throwing his chips in with the BlackLivesMatter nonsense, it gins up the black vote and white voters keep looking the other way, but I see no scenario where this somehow pays off for Obama and the Democrats down the road.
Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (Lf0AV)
-------
I keep wondering the same thing. This is political suicide. There will be another attack here. Everyone with a functioning brain knows that.

If you get an answer, let me know.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 18, 2015 02:38 PM (LWW4k)

147 Dont know how they figured out they were Syrians




Didn't have to separate them with a crowbar. Knew they weren't real Greeks. Dead give away.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2015 02:38 PM (Aivl/)

148 Have their been any polls on this? I would easily bet 70% are against Syrian refugees coming to their state.

Which is probably why we haven't seen any polls on it.

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (Lf0AV)

149 @130

Not that the people bringing that up know or care about Jesus anyway, but ummmm his family was headed to Joseph's incestrial homeland.

I'm totes down with shipping everyone back to Syria. We can build some nice stables and a no fly zone. Get Trump on that. Gold leaf will be everywhere.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (t06LC)

150 Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (3uHwI)

I'd let either of those officers pat me down. ;-)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (AkOaV)

151
and they are insistant that they are not related to the Paris attacks


Travelling all the way to the US under forged passports, through a third country?

They're not here for the food.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (oVJmc)

152
Reuters U.S.
BREAKING: Honduras detains five Syrians traveling on stolen Greek passports who were headed toward U.S.



#RefugeesWelcome

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (kdS6q)

153 He hired 20 people to manage a hashtag.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (sAMmY)

154 A couple of libs I know on Facebook: "I have room in my house for Syrian refuges." Such bullshit. It's a pretty fucking big leap from typing a sentence to actually doing shit, ain't it?

Posted by: Dang at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (2oWD2)

155 If the refugee invasion continues, soon the claims of a climate of rape on campuses across the nation will become true.

At least that's the normal run of these things.

Ask women in SoCal how safe they feel.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (Xo1Rt)

156 #WhimpererHasNoClothes

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (NeFrd)

157 Posted by: Jollyroger at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (t06LC)

incestual or ancestral?

Very different meanings.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (AkOaV)

158 #MyDinnerWithAchmed

Posted by: From the producers of Ishtar at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (cUGxQ)

159 If Republicans weren't so racist, Muslim Refugees would be so violent. It's the fault of the GOP.

Posted by: Josh Earnestly at November 18, 2015 02:39 PM (3uHwI)

160 @140

Oops. That's ancestral not incest. Whatever. That's what I get for typing during a conference call.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (t06LC)

161 Really, what is the strategy here?
I could understand Obama throwing his chips in with the BlackLivesMatter nonsense, it gins up the black vote and white voters keep looking the other way, but I see no scenario where this somehow pays off for Obama and the Democrats down the road.
Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (Lf0AV)
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I keep wondering the same thing. This is political suicide. There will be another attack here. Everyone with a functioning brain knows that.

If you get an answer, let me know.

--------

Perhaps this - a recognition that as we become increasingly politicized as a country, it may be better to have deep but narrow support over wide but shallow.

But I really don't know - just guessing. It is rather perplexing.

Posted by: SH at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (gmeXX)

162 Or that they were all fluid in Greek?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Ouzo?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (ysFo+)

163 Here's yesterday's German cop, complete with her awesome HK MP5, which- face it - we would all love to have.

http://dailym.ai/1WZnVzv

-
Ubermadschen.

(Damn our lack of umlauts!)

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (IWLe1)

164 123 "Only let in uncircumcised dudes for starters."

Being uncircumcised is a repeatedly statistically demonstrated HIV transmission risk, and per the early reports coming out of German hospitals, this cohort of "refugees" are packing a lot of HIV infection.

Also bringing with them more fun stuff not requiring transmission via the amazing wonder weasel, such as drug resistant TB.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (noWW6)

--I'm just setting aside medical issues for the hypothetical. In a poor country like Syria, circumcision is a luxury procedure for kuffirs, but a requirement for Muslims. I'm just proposing a surer way to confirm Christianity rather than having immigration flunkies administer some sort of catechitical quiz to "refugees."

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (vsbNu)

165 his family was headed to Joseph's incestrial homeland.

Paging Dr. Freud...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (oVJmc)

166 Here's yesterday's German cop, complete with her awesome HK MP5, which- face it - we would all love to have.



http://dailym.ai/1WZnVzv



#RefugeesWelcome

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (3uHwI)


Interrogate me! Interrogate me!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (JO9+V)

167 So BHO can stop the rise of the oceans but can't do anything about a flood of immigrants.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (NeFrd)

168 Why do uptight right-wingers hate Sybians !!!!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 18, 2015 02:41 PM (TQxRy)

169 Obama's just punishing white america for being racist.



He's decided in his mind that racism is the only thing that can
explain why large swaths of the populace do not want our country
replaced with a large pieces of 3rd world countries --and the problems
that brings-- overnight.

--

This is profoundly correct. This JEF is no different than the black college crybullies (notably the ones that screamed horrible, racist things at the white kids in that library) in how he thinks. Absolutely no different. Only he has to hide his true, inner feelings. And he's only lackadaisically doing that.

Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 18, 2015 02:41 PM (pVkEV)

170 Wow, the Daily Mail expose' on fake Syrian IDs is eye-opening.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:41 PM (vsbNu)

171 "I could understand Obama throwing his chips in with the BlackLivesMatter
nonsense, it gins up the black vote and white voters keep looking the
other way"

In the late 1960s, there was a bloc of white hard leftists within the Democratic Party who were quietly tacitly encouraging the accelerating trend of violent race riots, figuring it would be an electorally productive tactic for Democrats.

Instead in 1968 it blew up spectacularly in the faces of the left, as a frustrated electorate who had had quite enough of that shit promptly elected "law and order" candidate Richard Nixon (previously universally written off as unelectable) to the Presidency.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:41 PM (noWW6)

172

who paid for these impoverished Syrian refugees flights ALL THE WAY TO HONDURAS AND THEN THE US

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:41 PM (zOTsN)

173 57 #VirtueSignaling
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet!
________________

You nailed it. Watching our Low Information President and the throne-sniffers in the national media parade their superior virtue about accepting the "refugees" accomplishes two goals:

1. Put icky, ordinary, flyover country Americans on the defensive and play on their basic decency.

2. Signalling tribal identity as intellectual and anti-racist. This is our current age's secular equivalent of making sure that everyone sees that you go to Church every Sunday regardless of how you live your life the other 167 hours in the week.

Posted by: Furious George at November 18, 2015 02:42 PM (3GAnN)

174 This is embarrassing. Most unserious administration ever but at least it's during a time of peace and prosperity.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2015 02:42 PM (/tuJf)

175
The Syrians detained in Honduras gave it away when they were found to have Greek passports, holes in their shorts and a tube of KY-Jelly.

Posted by: FBI Spokesperson at November 18, 2015 02:42 PM (OiFtZ)

176 I keep wondering the same thing. This is political suicide. There will be another attack here. Everyone with a functioning brain knows that.

If you get an answer, let me know.
Posted by: L, Elle
__________________

I honestly believe 99% of it for Obama is to piss off his political opponents. It makes conservatives mad, therefore he will do it and make it his number 1 priority and rub their noses in it.

Honestly though, this is quite a gift, reminds me of Ebola.

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:42 PM (Lf0AV)

177
#RefugeesInTheWhiteHouse



#RefugeesinManhattan


#RefugeesToSanFrancisco

#RefugeesInHarvardDorms

...

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2015 02:42 PM (0cMkb)

178 162 Or that they were all fluid in Greek?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Ouzo?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (ysFo+)

fluent, fluid, what difference at this point does it make?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (AkOaV)

179 With #RefugeesWelcome and #Jobs4Jihadis, just think of all the low-skilled, non-English speakers we'll have to lower wages and #TakejobsfromAmericans.

Posted by: Hank at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (IkSOf)

180 Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:22 PM (noWW6)

Another indicator is the number of seniors buying weapons for the first time because they don't feel safe.

The weak are the first targets and being old is usually being weak in some way.

"Make my day" will soon replace "get off my lawn".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (Xo1Rt)

181 I'll make any liberal a deal.

If they agree to stand outside a mosque of my choosing with a drawing of Mohammed and a sign that says "Mohammed is a false prophet, choose Christianity" I'll stand outside the church of their choosing with a sign that says "Jesus was a fag and there is no god but Buddah"

We'll see what happens then.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (t06LC)

182 Übermädchen



You're welcome.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (NeFrd)

183 I honestly believe 99% of it for Obama is to piss off his political opponents.

---------

Very well could be. Occam's razor and all. There is no strategy just a vindictiveness from a narcissistic figure who has never really felt any repercussions in life.

Posted by: SH at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (gmeXX)

184 #InternetToughGuy

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

185 "Yes, exactly! And if we're all done with the flashy, ideological celebrities, their grandstanding and the social-media nonsense, there is an old-fashioned, competent and experienced leader waiting in the wings to take over and put us on the right track again!
Posted by: Begonia"

You could not possibly be talking about Jeb "bring 'em all in" Bush, could you? Because that would be retarded sir. (Apologies to Rachael Jenteel).

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (OD2ni)

186 154 A couple of libs I know on Facebook: "I have room in my house for Syrian refuges."
------------------------------------------------------------

They aren't worried-- none of TFG's imports can actually prove they're Syrian.

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 02:44 PM (3uHwI)

187 117 Really, what is the strategy here?
I could understand Obama throwing his chips in with the BlackLivesMatter nonsense, it gins up the black vote and white voters keep looking the other way, but I see no scenario where this somehow pays off for Obama and the Democrats down the road.
Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:35 PM (Lf0AV)




Turn it around. Suppose we were trying to undermine, say, Iran. What would we do? We'd encourage the development of a disaffected minority within Iran that did not subscribe to Iran's values, and despised Iran's culture, right? They'd be a natural fifth column, much as most of the spies we introduced to the USSR (who were almost all betrayed and shot - thanks, Dems! There really were Soviet agents throughout the Federal government) were ethnic Ukrainians. Same idea exactly for Obongo.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 02:44 PM (oKE6c)

188 Secretly, Obama owns huge blocks of weapon and ammunition makers stock.

He's going to be rich when he gets out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2015 02:44 PM (Xo1Rt)

189 130 >>#JesusWasARefugeeIThink

Heh.

That particular little 'middle eastern couple' bit on joseph and mary was infuriating! I am not going to be able to be polite if this topic comes up at my little cocktail party with libs this week...
Posted by: Lea at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (lIU4e)


--Jesus, Mary, and Joseph were not refugees in the modern sense. They merely --temporarily-- moved from one Roman province to another.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:44 PM (vsbNu)

190 154 A couple of libs I know on Facebook: "I have room in my house for Syrian refuges."

Fine. Address?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:45 PM (oVJmc)

191 #muslimpathizer

Posted by: Mortimer at November 18, 2015 02:45 PM (0dcbp)

192 Here's yesterday's German cop, complete with her awesome HK MP5, which- face it - we would all love to have.



http://dailym.ai/1WZnVzv



#RefugeesWelcome

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 02:36 PM (3uHwI)


Interrogate me! Interrogate me!


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 02:40 PM (JO9+V)

Funny thing about that photo. Those actually aren't cops. They're models showing what the modern German woman is going to have to wear to fend off rape on a day to day basis.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 18, 2015 02:45 PM (t06LC)

193
0 just cannot get off the cocaine high of 2008 and his campaign workers, aka 'the media, just love pushing that 'you da man' drug up his narcissistic Marxist ass.....

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at November 18, 2015 02:45 PM (3ZttN)

194 All of you folks who think that if another terrorist attack in the US occurs that this will bite Democrats in the ass and help the Republicans need to go back and look at the Clinton regime and the MFM.


Clinton got credit for "reforming and ending welfare as we know it" after vetoing the bill twice until Gingrich got up the votes to override his veto. And too this day they still credit Clinton for this.


The Republicans got blamed for the first phony government shutdown even though it was caused by Clinton continually vetoing the submitted spending bill.


Clinton survived impeachment for a myriad of felonies including perjury. He survived by ONE vote in the Senate based on Scottish law and the public was glad.


ALL because the MFM spread the talking points as requested by the Democrats.


If we have a terrorist attack here, like the OK City bombing, the MFM will blame conservative Republicans and the Tea Party despite all the terrorist yell allah actingbar.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (t2KH5)

195 How did these Syians buy those plane tickets to Honduras

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (zOTsN)

196 190 154 A couple of libs I know on Facebook: "I have room in my house for Syrian refuges."

Fine. Address?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 02:45 PM (oVJmc)

Can't wait to see them make bacon and eggs and then go to church on Sunday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (oFSUK)

197
#ComingSoonToATheaterNearYou

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (7v/r5)

198 I'm just proposing a surer way to confirm Christianity rather than having immigration flunkies administer some sort of catechitical quiz to "refugees."




Eat pork and shellfish.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (Aivl/)

199 Instead in 1968 it blew up spectacularly in the faces of the left, as a frustrated electorate who had had quite enough of that shit promptly elected "law and order" candidate Richard Nixon (previously universally written off as unelectable) to the Presidency.

Posted by: torquewrench


I'm amazed to this day Obama and Holder's race baiting never blew up in the Democrats faces.

When he first ran, Obama went out of his way to look "post racial" but acted like Al Sharpton once elected. And whites just shrugged their shoulders.

The Democrat Party would have been the Whig Party had a black president pulled that 20 years ago

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (Lf0AV)

200 "I have room in my house for Syrian refuges."

-------

Charity does begin at home.

Posted by: SH at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (gmeXX)

201 #Refugees/CleanFillWanted

Posted by: Marianas Trench at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (OPVRs)

202 --Jesus, Mary, and Joseph were not refugees in the modern sense. They merely --temporarily-- moved from one Roman province to another.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:44 PM (vsbNu)

For a friggin census, IIRC.

Which, really, is all you need to know about government -- being assholes for 2000 years.

"we need to count people."

"uh, okay."

"but you need to go allll the way to where you were born."

"why? why can't you just count me right here right now?"

"hey, I don't make the rules.."

"yeah, but my wife is pregnant..."

::shrug::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (AkOaV)

203 Somewhere there is a chart of secret codes.

Posted by: Dragan Ly, Makers of Fine Bone China at November 18, 2015 02:47 PM (Dakrb)

204 183 I honestly believe 99% of it for Obama is to piss off his political opponents.
---------
Very well could be. Occam's razor and all. There is no strategy just a vindictiveness from a narcissistic figure who has never really felt any repercussions in life.
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (gmeXX)




I say again: it's consistent with a long game strategy to undermine America. Obama himself is too stupid and too disinterested to come up with this, but his puppet masters - i.e., the people who got him two book contracts, and into Columbia, HLS, IL state senate, US Senate, Presidency, and who effectively buried his transcripts and his past - are not.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 02:47 PM (oKE6c)

205 73
Obama: Hey, you got your terrorists in my refuges!

ISIS: Hey, you got your refuges in my terrorists!

Obama and ISIS: *loud guffaws and high fives*


Posted by: Dang at November 18, 2015 02:29 PM (2oWD2)


Nice.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 02:47 PM (3dOE/)

206 "Guess Who's Coming to Kill You"

"To Sir with KaBoom"

"Dead Like You"


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2015 02:47 PM (Xo1Rt)

207 The Democrat Party would have been the Whig Party had a black president pulled that 20 years ago

----------

Hey I've long said around these parts, that if there is a party near death it is the Democrat party.

Posted by: SH at November 18, 2015 02:47 PM (gmeXX)

208 189 --Jesus, Mary, and Joseph were not refugees in the
modern sense. They merely --temporarily-- moved from one Roman province
to another.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:44 PM (vsbNu)

As I recall they had to come to Bethlehem to pay taxes and be counted for the Roman census.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 02:47 PM (t2KH5)

209 Put all of them, every last one, in sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Hank at November 18, 2015 02:48 PM (IkSOf)

210 Oh my God.

Just heard a clip of SoS Lurch asking "what would we have to fear from bringing in a 70 year old grandmother and her little grand kids?"

Fine. Maybe they're not gonna be "dangerous" (right now).

But what the fuck is she offering to this country?

She's old. She's not gonna work (welfare). She likely gonna need medical care (Medicaid). She'll need housing (Sect . She'll need food (food stamps/EBT). And not just her... the kids too.

Just bringing in more leeches (that's right, I said it!) to drain an already dying system.


Posted by: The Guinness guys, yelling "Brilliant!" at November 18, 2015 02:49 PM (REdlt)

211 "Remember, Reds always play the long game.
Posted by: Jay Guevara"


Jay, I don't doubt there are people behind Obama playing the long game like Valerie Jarrett and Soros. I just don't think Obama is that deep. I think Valerie can tell him that "this will piss the conservatives off" and that is good enough for him because he has the maturity of a Mizzou sophomore.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 18, 2015 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

212 #nomorebloodforterrorists
#killuslastplease

so i guess it is better to let Isis and other Jihadi groups grow into huge terror militants, murdering, raping pillaging and displacing hundreds of thousands of people.

Than fight them where they are.
Because fighting them where they exist by the thousands would be imperialistic

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 02:49 PM (jOumW)

213 Now that the Syrian War has spread to France, I would courageously like to welcome all of the French refugees to our country who wish to escape the violence of Paris.

Especially the 19 to 25-year olds.

Who play on the French women's volleyball team.

Huddled masses, yearning to breathe free. . . and drink Chateuneuf du Pape 1992. . . and listen to Miles Davis.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 18, 2015 02:49 PM (YqcVw)

214 Obama relishes trolling us bitter clingers, doesn't he?

He cannot wait 'till he can go in front of a camera and do it in deep sarc mode. It'll come before the funerals in Paris.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (U6f54)

215 Sanctuary City. Perfect place to send "refugees".

I'm sure they'll be welcome.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (Xo1Rt)

216 Put all of them, every last one, in sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Hank

She Sells Sanctuary.

Posted by: The Cult at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (VAsIq)

217 179 With #RefugeesWelcome and #Jobs4Jihadis, just think of all the low-skilled, non-English speakers we'll have to lower wages and #TakejobsfromAmericans.
Posted by: Hank at November 18, 2015 02:43 PM (

No need to raise the minimum wage to $15. They are use to living in squalor and wiping their ass with their hands.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (oFSUK)

218 #14MoreMonthsofThatFuckingGuy

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (evdj2)

219 What could happen:

"Hell yeah we'll take those refugees! Send 'em on down!"

*Refugees arrive*

"Ok you shitstains here are bus tickets to San Francisco. We see your face around here in the future and you'll end up in a box."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (4ErVI)

220 #WeAreAllRefugees

The Story Of The Obama Era

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (3uHwI)

221 From WZ: Horseface trying to walk back his Charlie Hebdo deserved it comments.

Also, Blond female jihadi cried out "Help me! Help me!" before detonating her suicide vest.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (IWLe1)

222 When all you have is a hammer...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (39g3+)

223 A couple of libs I know on Facebook: "I have room in my house for Syrian refuges."

------------------------------------------------------------



They aren't worried-- none of TFG's imports can actually prove they're Syrian.

Posted by: MTF


Well, they can house, clothe, and feed them, then. The rest of us are tapped out paying for the welfare state for citizens and illegal aliens.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (/Ho8c)

224 202 --Jesus, Mary, and Joseph were not refugees in the modern sense. They merely --temporarily-- moved from one Roman province to another.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:44 PM (vsbNu)

For a friggin census, IIRC.

Which, really, is all you need to know about government -- being assholes for 2000 years.

"we need to count people."

"uh, okay."

"but you need to go allll the way to where you were born."

"why? why can't you just count me right here right now?"

"hey, I don't make the rules.."

"yeah, but my wife is pregnant..."

::shrug::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (AkOaV)

--No, I'm (and the libtards are) referring to them leaving the province of Judea because of Herod's Massacre of the Innocents to hide in Egypt. That was after the census.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:51 PM (vsbNu)

225 you cannot fly 5 people from Athens to Honduras for less than 4,000

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:51 PM (zOTsN)

226 Heh. Love the happy face spin Pixy puts onto section 8 housing.

Posted by: The Guinness guys, yelling at November 18, 2015 02:51 PM (REdlt)

227 Democrats are hysterically panicked over this refugee thing.

They thought they could grab the high ground, but the common sense is too strong. Nobody, republican or democrat, can make a good argument for bringing Syrian refugees in.

This is a major vote loser. You'll notice the lack of democrat congressmen running to the microphone to defend it.

Brian Williams, MSNBC refugee, just admitted that without databases, paperwork and records, there is NO WAY to properly vet these people.

This wasn't Rush Limbaugh. It was Brian Williams. On MSNBC. Case Closed.

Still, Obama is doubling down. Apparently no one sent him the memo that they don't have his back on this.

Where's my fucking popcorn?

Posted by: jwest at November 18, 2015 02:51 PM (Zs4uk)

228 #SmuggingForTheCamera

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

229
Ezra Klein
Six reasons banning Syrian refugees is a bad idea: http://www.vox.com/2015/11/17/9750538/syrian-refugees



The guy is a self parody.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 02:51 PM (kdS6q)

230 Put all of them, every last one, in sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Hank at November 18, 2015 02:48 PM (IkSOf)


Uh, no thanks. ANWR instead please.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 7 miles outside Houston city limits at November 18, 2015 02:51 PM (JO9+V)

231 222 When all you have is a hammer...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (39g3+)


Yes? I am waiting....

Posted by: Thor at November 18, 2015 02:52 PM (t06LC)

232 What was it again that Bammy did during the in-progress slaughtering of Yazidis a few years back? Offer sanctuary to the ones left who had yet to be raped or beheaded? No. They got some air-dropped bottled water. Not even a hashtag campaign. It must not have been "our values" back then to save those people.

Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 18, 2015 02:52 PM (pVkEV)

233 if Michelle were asked to hold a hashtag about republicans i wonder what it would say.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 02:52 PM (jOumW)

234 #SMODTakeMeNow

Posted by: T at November 18, 2015 02:52 PM (leP8U)

235 --Jesus, Mary, and Joseph were not refugees in the
modern sense. They merely --temporarily-- moved from one Roman province to another.


The real takeaway is Don't take a long trip at Christmas without making reservations.


I've always wondered why, if Joseph's people were from Bethlehem, there wasn't an aunt or cousin to stay with.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 18, 2015 02:53 PM (evdj2)

236 Still, Obama is doubling down. Apparently no one sent him the memo that they don't have his back on this.

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Perhaps the best democrat strategy for retaining congressional seats is to go against Obama and just appear you have common sense. Obama has given all Dems something they can campaign on to show that they are willing to push back on Obama.

Posted by: SH at November 18, 2015 02:53 PM (gmeXX)

237 "She Sells Sanctuary.
Posted by: The Cult at November 18, 2015"


I swear I really did see The Cult open for Billy Idol in 1987 at the RPI Fieldhouse.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 18, 2015 02:53 PM (OD2ni)

238 Ezra Klein
Six reasons banning Syrian refugees is a bad idea:

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I'll see your six reasons, and raise you 600 why banning them is a good idea.

Oh, you fold?

Posted by: Turd Ferguon at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (VAsIq)

239 When all you have is a hammer...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (39g3+)


Yes? I am waiting....

Posted by: Thor at November 18, 2015 02:52 PM (t06LC)




*nods*

Posted by: Charles Martel at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (evdj2)

240 #CoffinLecture

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

241 --No, I'm (and the libtards are) referring to them leaving the province of Judea because of Herod's Massacre of the Innocents to hide in Egypt. That was after the census.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:51 PM (vsbNu)

I always see that referencing stables, inns and or Bethlehem which was the census. Now, the Egypt part is more apt, but you should also point out that after it was over, they went home.

Posted by: Thor at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (t06LC)

242 #14MoreMonthsofThatFuckingGuy

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 18, 2015 02:50 PM (evdj2)

Good one!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (JO9+V)

243 I swear I really did see The Cult open for Billy Idol in 1987 at the RPI Fieldhouse.

Posted by: Benji Carver

I'm not going to pretend I'm not jealous.





Of course, I was only 3 at time.

Posted by: Turd Ferguon at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (VAsIq)

244 As I recall they had to come to Bethlehem to pay taxes and be counted for the Roman census.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 02:47 PM (t2KH5)

And Rome didn't pay them for the trip. Unlike Washington DC

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (oFSUK)

245 LadyInBlack, because they didn't matter, and there must be a reason THEIR plight and murders weren't important enough for #hashtagwar

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (jOumW)

246 Six reasons banning Syrian refugees is a bad idea:

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I thought of them would be to bring them out of the shadows.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (IWLe1)

247 --No, I'm (and the libtards are) referring to them leaving the province of Judea because of Herod's Massacre of the Innocents to hide in Egypt. That was after the census.
Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:51 PM (vsbNu)

Oh, well I'm just a stupid atheist so I thought they were going with the same "JESUS WAS HOMELESS YOU KNOW!" line of reasoning they use when asking for more welfare money.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 02:55 PM (AkOaV)

248 Because you noticed how well such a campaign worked against Boco Haram.

Seriously, we are not going to be shamed into suicide, Democrats (and Jeb) so get over yourselves.


Posted by: redbanzai at November 18, 2015 02:55 PM (OrI3J)

249 #TwoGuysaGoatandaFalafelStand

Posted by: Coming to NBC! at November 18, 2015 02:55 PM (cUGxQ)

250 Put all of them, every last one, in sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Hank

She Sells Sanctuary.



Shitties by the Sea Shore.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2015 02:55 PM (Aivl/)

251 >> "what would we have to fear from bringing in a 70 year old grandmother and her little grand kids?"



All I see is a few ambulatory munitions.

Posted by: Garrett at November 18, 2015 02:55 PM (OPVRs)

252 #LandOfOpportunityToMurderKafirs

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (3dOE/)

253 "Another indicator is the number of seniors buying weapons for the first time because they don't feel safe. The weak are the first targets and being old is usually being weak in some way."

A fellow with whom I had been chatting about guns said that he had bought his dear old Dad, who is widowed, retired, and disabled, one of the Kel-Tec .22 Magnum pistols.

Holds an absolutely ridiculous number of rounds in a single magazine. Enough to see off a marauding pack of feral yoof in one go. Lightweight. Next to no recoil to overtax arthritic wrists. Produces an extremely psychologically intimidating muzzle blast.

I said, "Um, yeah, about that last part, I wouldn't want to fire that damn thing in a hallway for fear of losing my hearing."

He beamed and said, "Dad's mostly deaf already!"

Okay then. Problem solved.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (noWW6)

254 He does it because for him it makes for good politics.

He knows the left will act in lockstep and promote his lies, and repeat his taunts.

The right gets pissed off and some of them overreach, which results in the left getting motivated for further reactions against the right.

Agitation is good for getting out the vote, and he thinks more leftists will be motivated to do so than righties.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (U6f54)

255 227 Democrats are hysterically panicked over this refugee thing.
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They are panicked that Obama's race is no longer providing them cover. Some haven't figured it out yet and are pressing on, figuring that the race-card will pay off again in the end.

Don't eat your popcorn until the Republicans don't cave...

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (oqDpn)

256 they stole the Greek passports and pasted their own photos in them

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (zOTsN)

257 Jay, I don't doubt there are people behind Obama playing the long game like Valerie Jarrett and Soros. I just don't think Obama is that deep. I think Valerie can tell him that "this will piss the conservatives off" and that is good enough for him because he has the maturity of a Mizzou sophomore.
Posted by: Benji Carver

______________

Bingo.

I don't think Obama is playing 3rd dimensional chess here for some 30 year strategy, he's the equivalent of a liberal troll and is such a narcicist that wants to "win" every issue.

And there's probably nobody in his circle that has the stones to tell him he should give his opponent this pawn and move on in light of what happened in Paris.

He's so used to the Republicans in Congress folding, he's not used to getting any sort of real groundswell against him.

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (Lf0AV)

258 @171
In 1968 the demographics of the country were radically different, as in 1980 when RR was elected.

Unfortunately 52% of the New America, made up about half the ignorant losers of the Old America, and the other half New Americans from the Third World aren't so put off.

Posted by: Old Yella at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (k8tEg)

259 I thought of them would be to bring them out of the shadows.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (IWLe1)


But I want them in the shadows. Preferably back wherever they're from originally.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 02:57 PM (oKE6c)

260 Anyhoo, my point is that if a libtard argues that Jesus was a refugee, remind him that the flight to Egypt took place entirely within the jurisdiction of the Roman Empire, and that his family was only there temporarily, not to squat for welfare.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:57 PM (vsbNu)

261 199 Instead in 1968 it blew up spectacularly in the faces of the left, as a frustrated electorate who had had quite enough of that shit promptly elected "law and order" candidate Richard Nixon (previously universally written off as unelectable) to the Presidency.

Posted by: torquewrench


I'm amazed to this day Obama and Holder's race baiting never blew up in the Democrats faces.

When he first ran, Obama went out of his way to look "post racial" but acted like Al Sharpton once elected. And whites just shrugged their shoulders.

The Democrat Party would have been the Whig Party had a black president pulled that 20 years ago
Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:46 PM (Lf0AV)


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Nixon didn't have a couple of generations of people inculcated with marxism and critical race theory by the public school system.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 02:57 PM (Fmupd)

262 Why wont they tell us what US city they were planning on flying into



apparently the 5 Syrians were using the SAME ROUTE THE ILLEGALS USE

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:57 PM (zOTsN)

263 >>>they stole the Greek passports and pasted their own photos in them

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (zOTsN)<<<

No no no. They invented passports! Amazing!

Posted by: Ahmed the Amazing at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (REdlt)

264 Holds an absolutely ridiculous number of rounds in a single magazine. Enough to see off a marauding pack of feral yoof in one go. Lightweight. Next to no recoil to overtax arthritic wrists. Produces an extremely psychologically intimidating muzzle blast.

I said, "Um, yeah, about that last part, I wouldn't want to fire that damn thing in a hallway for fear of losing my hearing."

He beamed and said, "Dad's mostly deaf already!"

Okay then. Problem solved.




Balls to the wall! Full speed ahead!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (Aivl/)

265 I don't doubt there are people behind Obama playing the long game like Valerie Jarrett and Soros. I just don't think Obama is that deep. I think Valerie can tell him that "this will piss the conservatives off" and that is good enough for him because he has the maturity of a Mizzou sophomore.

Yeah, he's a face and a voice to put out front, someone with a decent gift with organizing rabble and making speeches of pure sophistry and slogan, but that's pretty much it. but the folks behind him...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (39g3+)

266 #Ancient SyrianSecret

Posted by: Calgon the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (FkBIv)

267 Perhaps this will convince Salon to done down their incessant stupidity.

Posted by: bananaDream at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (vLk7c)

268 "Perhaps the best democrat strategy for retaining congressional seats is to go against Obama and just appear you have common sense. Obama has given all Dems something they can campaign on to show that they are willing to push back on Obama. "

Posted by: SH at November 18, 2015 02:53 PM (gmeXX)


They can try, but if I had anything to do with the commercials going up in contested districts, they would show hundreds of swarthy Middle Easterners moving into Maple Street in whatever state you're in. Then the voiceover would remind everyone the democrats wanted to open the borders and the republicans stopped him.

Posted by: jwest at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (Zs4uk)

269 253 Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (noWW6)


I used to have a .22 wheel gun with interchangeable cylinders. One for normal 22 rounds and one for 22 magnums. You are right, the magnum rounds were almost as loud as a .357.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (t2KH5)

270 #AreYouNotEntertained

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 02:59 PM (hLRSq)

271 5 Syrians used stolen Greek passports to fly to Honduras, they were going to the US, they were using the same pathways illegals have been using

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:59 PM (zOTsN)

272 I always see that referencing stables, inns and or Bethlehem which was the census. Now, the Egypt part is more apt, but you should also point out that after it was over, they went home.
Posted by: Thor at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (t06LC)

--Yes, I originally noted parenthetically that it was merely temporary, a slaient point.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 02:59 PM (vsbNu)

273 I always see that referencing stables, inns and or Bethlehem which was the census. Now, the Egypt part is more apt, but you should also point out that after it was over, they went home.
Posted by: Thor at November 18, 2015 02:54 PM (t06LC)

You mean Germany?

Posted by: Zombie White House Press Corpse at November 18, 2015 02:59 PM (oqDpn)

274 256 they stole the Greek passports and pasted their own photos in them
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (zOTsN)

And it didn't work?

It always seems to work so well in the movies.

You use an exacto knife and -- really?!?! That doesn't actually work?

God damn it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (AkOaV)

275 I don't think Obama is playing 3rd dimensional chess
here for some 30 year strategy, he's the equivalent of a liberal troll
and is such a narcicist that wants to "win" every issue.





Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (Lf0AV)

Perhaps I wasn't clear. Obama himself, yes, I agree absolutely. But I see him as the lawn jockey for people who put him into power. Not to go tin-foil hatty, but I've NEVER encountered anyone with the consistent good fortune Obama has had. His life story is, on its face, as totally implausible as that of Forrest Gump or Harry Flashman.
And those people do think on the 30 year time scale. Think of Gramsci and his "long march through the institutions." He was thinking on the generational time scale.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (oKE6c)

276 6 feet of dirt casts a pretty solid shadow.

Posted by: Garrett at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (OPVRs)

277 Radio news said the faux Greek Syrians were heading for the US by land.

OPEN BORDERS FTW!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (oVJmc)

278 apparently the 5 Syrians were using the SAME ROUTE THE ILLEGALS USE

they were only trying to find the antiquities (prayer rugs, books, maybe some munitions)left behind on the road to freedom

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (jOumW)

279

what US city were the 5 Syrians headed to!

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (zOTsN)

280 "Horseface trying to walk back his Charlie Hebdo deserved it comments."

And yet, from the spineless, brainless, gutless Beltway GOP, not a single voice calling for the resignation of the demonstrably unfit and disgraceful Kerry.

Especially not from the Republicans in the Senate. Why, don't you know that Lurch is a _former Senatorial colleague_? It would be hugely improper to denounce him in public. That sort of thing is _simply not done_. We have delicate but stern standards of gentlemanliness around here, you need to know.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (noWW6)

281 I don't think Obama is playing 3rd dimensional chess here for some 30
year strategy, he's the equivalent of a liberal troll and is such a
narcicist that wants to "win" every issue.

--

Reminds me of his childish "this chair is taken" picture that he tweeted out after Eastwood made a fool of him with the empty chair.

Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (pVkEV)

282 A couple of libs I know on Facebook: "I have room in my house for Syrian refuges." Such bullshit. It's a pretty fucking big leap from typing a sentence to actually doing shit, ain't it?
Posted by: Dang
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They picture a dewy eyed, shy woman and toddler. They'll get a smelly, arrogant bearded man who will piss on their toilet seat and then wash his dirty feet in their sink. And then complain when the meal isn't to his liking.

I'd give anything to see that.

Like the liberal woman zombie posted about a few weeks ago who stopped doing Halloween because of the inner city kids that were bussed into her neighborhood.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 03:01 PM (E5UB0)

283 I bet Obamamuzzie gets a huge kick out of the fact Catholic Relief is resettling all the "Syrian refugees".

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 03:01 PM (3uHwI)

284 258
@171

In 1968 the demographics of the country were radically different, as in 1980 when RR was elected.



Unfortunately 52% of the New America, made up about half the
ignorant losers of the Old America, and the other half New Americans
from the Third World aren't so put off.

Posted by: Old Yella at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (k8tEg)

In 1968 the FSA was just getting organized because LBJ didn't pass his lets give them free shit bill so they will always vote for us until 1965.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 03:01 PM (t2KH5)

285 The Jesus comparisons are so disgusting, it reminds of when they compared Obama to Jesus because he was a "community organizer"

It's amazing how the Left that so hates religion cannot help itself from trying to draw Jesus into every single debate.

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 03:01 PM (Lf0AV)

286 *nods*

Posted by: Charles Martel


We could use some Hammer these days.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 18, 2015 03:01 PM (/Ho8c)

287 .22 Mag packs a hell of a kinetic wallop at close range.

Posted by: Garrett at November 18, 2015 03:02 PM (OPVRs)

288 You know the KKK did have a sort of legitimacy... I mean not a legitimacy, but a rationale you could follow....

Posted by: Followed by an angry mob with pitchforks and torches at November 18, 2015 03:02 PM (k8tEg)

289 277 Radio news said the faux Greek Syrians were heading for the US by land.

OPEN BORDERS FTW!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (oVJmc)


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And what we don't know is how many of these muzzies have slipped on through without detection.

Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2015 03:02 PM (Fmupd)

290
Remember, some say there is a very important distinction between whether you are killed by a "refugee" or by an "asylum seeker".

For one thing, your hideous death goes on a different color form. Off white for beheaded by a refugee, but golden rod if your murderer was an asylum seeker.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 03:02 PM (kdS6q)

291 they stole the Greek passports and pasted their own photos in them

Hey, it works for James Bond in the movies!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2015 03:02 PM (39g3+)

292 "Horseface trying to walk back his Charlie Hebdo deserved it comments."
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He's ashamed because he accidentally said what he really thinks is true, a cardinal sin among Progs.

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 03:02 PM (3uHwI)

293 Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 02:56 PM (noWW6)

I love happy stories with happy endings.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2015 03:02 PM (4ErVI)

294 Have you se these Walmart ads?"A raise in pay raises us all". Yes,it makes your products more expensive for us all,but keep cuddling up to the left that hates you.

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2015 03:03 PM (8HTq1)

295 French aircraft carrier DeGaulle sails for the eastern Mediterranean.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2015 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

296
Rubio 2016: Hoping You'll Forget Everything Said by Rubio 2015 and Earlier

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 03:04 PM (kdS6q)

297 *nods*

Posted by: Charles Martel


--Please Hammer, hurt 'em.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2015 03:04 PM (vsbNu)

298 It's amazing how the Left that so hates religion cannot help itself from trying to draw Jesus into every single debate.

Posted by: Coolio

No, senor, I just here to cut the lawn.

Posted by: Jesus Gonzalez at November 18, 2015 03:04 PM (VAsIq)

299 French aircraft carrier DeGaulle sails for the eastern Mediterranean.


Posted by: Mikey NTH

De Gaulle o' dis guy!

Posted by: New Yorker at November 18, 2015 03:04 PM (VAsIq)

300 Have you se these Walmart ads?"A raise in pay raises us all". Yes,it makes your products more expensive for us all,but keep cuddling up to the left that hates you.
Posted by: steevy
_____________

Reminds me of all the changes that McDonalds made to curry favor with vegetarians. Or the Pope trying to placate gay activists that will never step foot in a Catholic Church.

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (Lf0AV)

301 Rubio 2016: Hoping You'll Forget Everything Said by Rubio 2015 and Earlier

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Hey it worked for Obama 2008.

Posted by: SH at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (gmeXX)

302 >> "what would we have to fear from bringing in a 70 year old grandmother and her little grand kids?
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Fucking Hillary's next slogan.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (w/iDp)

303 #SyrianLivesMatter

Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (3uHwI)

304 nood

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (t2KH5)

305 283 I bet Obamamuzzie gets a huge kick out of the fact Catholic Relief is resettling all the "Syrian refugees".
Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2015 03:01 PM (3uHwI)

Money has loomed large in many of the Catholic Church's historic fumbles.

Posted by: Zombie White House Press Corpse at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (oqDpn)

306 And what we don't know is how many of these muzzies have slipped on through without detection.



All of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (Aivl/)

307 301 Rubio 2016: Hoping You'll Forget Everything Said by Rubio 2015 and Earlier

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Hey it worked for Obama 2008.
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (gmeXX

He aint brown enough

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2015 03:05 PM (w/iDp)

308

its amazing how reality keeps smacking progs in the face and they keep denying it


5 Syrians with stolen passports were trying to enter our country through the porous southern border

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (zOTsN)

309 If WalMart wants to raise wages, go right ahead.

But they don't get to make other people pay more.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (oVJmc)

310 #LackLivesMatter

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (gyKtp)

311 Radio news said the faux Greek Syrians were heading for the US by land.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Yup. Just one light.

Posted by: Paul Revere at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (VAsIq)

312 "But I see [Obama] as the lawn jockey for people who put him into power."

Lawn jockey? Rayciss eleventy!!!

"Not to go tin-foil hatty, but I've NEVER encountered anyone with the
consistent good fortune Obama has had. His life story is, on its face,
as totally implausible as that of Forrest Gump or Harry Flashman.
And those people do think on the 30 year time scale."

The single most important piece of political news in the 2008 election, ignored then and ignored since by 99.95% of the country, was the resurfacing from earlier in the decade of an obscure interview with Percy Sutton which had aired on NYC community access television.

In which Sutton, a proud old veteran of the black civil rights movement, relayed that years beforehand, he had been called up out of the blue by someone to whom he referred as "one of the wealthiest men in the world", asking for a favor.

The favor? To pull strings behind the scenes at Harvard Law School, where Sutton had inside connections, to get a particular applicant, at the time unknown to Sutton, safely admitted to HLS.

No need for me to tell any of you who that applicant turned out to be.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (noWW6)

313 Have you seen these Walmart ads?"A raise in pay raises us all".

Surprised they don't say "a rising tide lifts all boats."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (FkBIv)

314 >>French aircraft carrier DeGaulle sails for the eastern Mediterranean.



Putin has ordered his Navy to work with them.

Posted by: Garrett at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (OPVRs)

315 >>>> The Jesus comparisons are so disgusting, it reminds of when they compared Obama to Jesus because he was a "community organizer"
It's amazing how the Left that so hates religion cannot help itself from trying to draw Jesus into every single debate.
Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 03:01 PM (Lf0AV)
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You can thank the foolish, dumbass pope for that meme. I think he is the one that handed the left the Joseph and Mary were refugees too argument.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 18, 2015 03:07 PM (2x3L+)

316 #Ancient SyrianSecret

Posted by: Calgon the Magnificent at November 18, 2015 02:58 PM (FkBIv)




You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Charles Martel at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (evdj2)

317 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (evdj2)

318
Paul Wells*

My Jordanian barber said, "Syrians are the best cooks. When they are here, nobody will talk about Lebanese restaurants"

*Political editor of Maclean's magazine.




Well then, open the gates.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (kdS6q)

319 "what would we have to fear from bringing in a 70 year old grandmother and her little grand kids?



Except granny will be on Medicare/Medicaid and EBT, and the funny thing about grandchildren is that over time they grow up. The question is, what will they grow up into? Americans, or Muslim terrorists?


Notwithstanding that the "refugees" are primarily young men in the prime of life, not toddlers and geriatrics.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (oKE6c)

320 hey! come on!

it worked So Well getting those kidnapped Nigerian girls back from Boka Haram, right?

right?

Posted by: WaldoTJ at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (M1MpJ)

321 279

what US city were the 5 Syrians headed to!

Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2015 03:00 PM (zOTsN)


D.C. You in for bail?*


*kidding, I don't know.



Posted by: rebel flounder at November 18, 2015 03:09 PM (3dOE/)

322 They'll get a smelly, arrogant bearded man who will piss squat with his feet on their toilet seat to take a dump and then wash wipe his dirty, shit-covered hand feet in their sink on the drapes. And then complain when the meal isn't to his liking.

I'd give anything to see that.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 18, 2015 03:01 PM (E5UB0)




Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 18, 2015 03:10 PM (8Y7+f)

323 If WalMart wants to raise wages, go right ahead.

But they don't get to make other people pay more.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 18, 2015 03:06 PM (oVJmc)

WalMart stock holders and such might object but then they are free to fire the current leadership if they do.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 18, 2015 03:11 PM (OrI3J)

324 The Left knows they are in danger of losing America on this, I checked out my wife's facebook page. Oh boy, these Syrians are no different than the Jews in Nazi Germany, etc, Another one where an Indian is telling a pilgrim no refugees, etc.

It's flop sweat right now

Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (Lf0AV)

325 .22 Mag packs a hell of a kinetic wallop at close range.

Volume is the key, I think. It's like stabbing someone up to the hilt with a phillips head screwdriver. It won't knock them down, unless you get a lucky placement, but it will exsanguinate them and hurt like a MoFo, so blast away.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (evdj2)

326 When they are here, nobody will talk about Lebanese restaurants"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2015 03:08 PM (kdS6q)




People talk about Lebanese restaurants?

Posted by: Country Singer at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (8Y7+f)

327 Democrats are hysterically panicked over this refugee thing.


Their instinctive reaction is to argue against whatever conservatives (or even sensible people) want.

They can't help themselves.

How can they agree with people that they've demonized ?

All they have are internet memes like Jesus was a refugee and so was einstein.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 18, 2015 03:15 PM (TQxRy)

328 Off damn sock !

Posted by: McCool at November 18, 2015 03:15 PM (TQxRy)

329 Another one where an Indian is telling a pilgrim no refugees, etc.

It's flop sweat right now


Posted by: Coolio at November 18, 2015 03:12 PM (Lf0AV)

I always liked the indian one too. My response: "Yeah, and how did that work out for them?"

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 18, 2015 03:18 PM (t06LC)

330
So, is he dead or alive? They keep changing it. I need another disaster (with no one harmed) -- I'm an adrenaline junkie and it keeps my mind off my own problems.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 03:22 PM (iQIUe)

331
If only they were #DesignerRefugees, then the libs would be scrambling over one another to corral some and stack them on their porches like cordwood.

But they're not, so "Keep 'em in YOUR neck of the woods, peasants!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 18, 2015 03:26 PM (qurRi)

332 Is Obama pushing this on the American people just to fuck with Hillary? If a bunch of newly arrived "refugees" start blowing up Disney World, I can't imagine it will be helpful to her campaign.

Posted by: Scout at November 18, 2015 03:42 PM (fCWi3)

333 3 ISIS supporters have stabbed a Jewish schoolteacher in Marseilles.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 03:47 PM (iQIUe)

334 "(Damn our lack of umlauts!)"

#AllPunctuationMarksMatter

Posted by: Dieresis at November 18, 2015 03:49 PM (nSW/N)

335
"Let us not mourn the dog who died. Its what ISIS would have wanted"

- Kitty Feline, leader of UK Cat community
==========

Bastards!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 18, 2015 03:54 PM (iQIUe)

336 TFG's unending bullshit and fundamental un-seriousness are sure annoying, ain't they? And then there's the arrogance, the petulance and the fucking GOLF...

Posted by: mojo at November 18, 2015 04:18 PM (OmBeX)

337 #RefugeesFuckOff

Posted by: ahem at November 18, 2015 04:44 PM (lKGzI)

338 Please stop embarrassing me Barack.

Posted by: dogfish at November 18, 2015 07:27 PM (0O2Lr)

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