Explosions, Gunfire at Paris Restaurant; "Several" Dead<br>Update: <i>Multiple</i> Attacks in Paris, At Least 18 Dead<br>60 HOSTAGES BEING HELD AT CONCERT HALL?

Explosions, Gunfire at Paris Restaurant; "Several" Dead
Update: Multiple Attacks in Paris, At Least 18 Dead
60 HOSTAGES BEING HELD AT CONCERT HALL?

I wonder if Amherst will issue any demands.

Police officials in France say there has been an explosion in a bar near a Paris stadium and a shootout in a Paris restaurant.
BFM television says there were several dead in the restaurant shooting in the 10th arrondissement of the capital. Two police officials confirmed the shooting but had no information about casualties.

The 10th arrondissement is in the middle north of the city, north of the Seine, not quite all the way to the city limits. It's one of Paris' most "multiethnic" arrondissements (quarters).

Now, when people talk about "bad areas" of Paris, they really mean the banlieus, the suburbs to the north and east, which are "bad neighborhoods." (The banlieus to the west, on the other hand, are very wealthy and orderly.)

I sense that Paris itself is pretty well policed and there aren't really terribly "bad neighborhoods" in Paris proper. Having said that, the 10th arrondissements is among the ones that get called out for being a little sketchy. There are a couple of train stations that empty here from the suburbs, and some red light district stuff, and of course the "multiethnic" tapestry which we should all celebrate, amidst the sporadic gunfire and grenade bursts.

The 10th arrondissement is one of Paris's most multiethnic neighborhoods, and the streets around Rue du Faubourg Saint-Denis are home to large numbers of Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, West Indians, Africans, and Turks. It's a vibrant, thriving area and the Passage Brady is one of the best places in Paris to eat Indian and Pakistani food. However, the streets around Strasbourg St-Denis, Gare du Nord, and Gare de l'Est are not the safest parts of the city and should be avoided late a night.

I have no information yet on why a restaurant should be attacked with grenades and guns. I have some theories. I guess we'll wait, as we usually do, for the inevitable.

Update: I saw that there was another attack in the 11th arrondissement. This AFP tweet says "multiple" attacks.

#BREAKING Multiple attacks in Paris, at least 18 dead, police say
— Agence France-Presse (@AFP) November 13, 2015

More: Three places of gunfire:

Les trois lieux des fusillades pic.twitter.com/4iHXrTLYqZ
— Pascal Riché (@pascalriche) November 13, 2015

Hillary just came on TV and said this was all due to a Julia Ormond movie released in 1995.

There were two explosions at the Stade de France, which i take to be Paris' soccer stadium. France was playing Germany at the time, so the venu was packed. Note this is not even in Paris, but in the suburbs to the north (which seems to add a new location of attacks).

More: President Hollande was actually present at the game during the explosions, but has been evacuated safely.

One of the attacks occurred at a restaurant/bar (I think) called Bataclan. A witness at Bataclan reports: "We saw two men coming back inside Bataclan. They were armed, dressed normally. They shot into the room and to the outside."

Three dead at the Stadium (at least), at least 15 dead at this Bataclan restaurant.

Update: I'm being told on twitter that Bataclan is a "concert hall." But here's the main point: there are 60 hostages held inside.

Dead bodies on the street in the 10th arrondissement, being covered by black tarps:

Des corps étendus au 10 rue Charonne. Des draps sont jetés par les fenêtres pr couvrir les corps #fusillade #Paris pic.twitter.com/0GeQ1SNfij
— Sylvain BOHRER (@sylvainbohrer) November 13, 2015

You can hear the explosion at the Stadium in this Vine:

Reported explosion can be heard in this vine during Germany/France friendly at Paris stadium: https://t.co/dKePiW6byC
— Austin Hunt (@AustinHunt) November 13, 2015

The band Eagles of Death Metal, who are not a death metal band, were playing at Bataclan during the attack; that crowd was taken hostage.

The Eagles of Death Metal are an American rock band, fronted by Josh Homme (who has many, many bands, and gives the cool and weird names).

I really like him. Below, his song, in his group Queens of the Stone Age, "No One Knows." Because No One Knows who could possibly be resonsible for this attack.

Paris news now reporting "suicide attacks."

BREAKING: Police official: Around 100 hostages taken at Paris theater; 35 dead.
— The Associated Press (@AP) November 13, 2015

Note: I'm told Josh Hommes doesn't tour with the band; he is just mostly a studio hand. Sorry to keep hitting this angle -- he's someone I know (I mean, I know him in the sense I have his albums) and like.

Posted by: Ace at 04:29 PM

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1 Gonna go out on a limb here....Muslims!

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:30 PM (xWW96)

2 Random people killed randomly no doubt.

Posted by: blaster at November 13, 2015 04:30 PM (2Ocf1)

3 better let in more "refugees"

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2015 04:31 PM (xwPSp)

4 Prayers for those affected. I too have my theories but will hold tight for now.

Posted by: ElKomandante at November 13, 2015 04:31 PM (Ql4Nd)

5 Let's import a million more Syrians! That will solve zee problem!

-Typical Parisienne

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 13, 2015 04:32 PM (so+oy)

6

Sad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:32 PM (qCMvj)

7
I have no information yet on why a restaurant should be attacked with grenades and guns. I have some theories. I guess we'll wait, as we usually do, for the inevitable.

Chef really screwed up the chocolate bombe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2015 04:32 PM (FeQTe)

8 Admit it, you just like saying "arrondissement".

Posted by: on regarde le menu at November 13, 2015 04:32 PM (2WoCi)

9 My theory is that it was another cheese heist that went wrong.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 13, 2015 04:32 PM (Z+ic4)

10 Wasn't the restaurant a gun free zone? How could this happen in a gun free zone?

/imbecile college leftist

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:33 PM (xWW96)

11 Darn those Lutherans!

Posted by: Chris M at November 13, 2015 04:33 PM (k3w9p)

12 Wasn't the restaurant a gun free zone? How could this happen in a gun free zone?

/imbecile college leftist
Posted by: maddogg

No "grenade-free zone" signs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 13, 2015 04:33 PM (zn5Cm)

13 It's being reported 4 dead, 7 wounded and the rest of the country surrendered.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:34 PM (493sH)

14 I didn't even know they had a Teaparty in Paris.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:34 PM (xWW96)

15 Sacre Ka-Blewy!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2015 04:34 PM (rSTkb)

16

What restaurant?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:34 PM (qCMvj)

17 Jewish guy in Milan was stabbed 7 times in the back.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:35 PM (iQIUe)

18 Sorry Morons. I know I should have hollered FIRST, but it just doesn't do anything for me.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:35 PM (xWW96)

19 Let's not get all oui-oui'd up over this.

Posted by: French SJWs at November 13, 2015 04:35 PM (REdlt)

20 Why are there Amish in Paris?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 13, 2015 04:35 PM (uOhgL)

21 WELCOME SYRIANS!

Posted by: The Obama Administration at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (8ZskC)

22 this is #Unpossible

France has strict gun control to prevent this sort of thing, which are the kind of laws we need here in America ,where they happen all the time...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (i/VQi)

23 Not the first time a restaurant has been attacked in Paris.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (iQIUe)

24 The French should adopt the gun laws they have in France.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (Xd2w5)

25 Grenades and guns. I'm sure it's for dessert preparation. Mousse au chocolat avec shrapnel

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (7v/r5)

26 It's a vibrant, thriving area and the Passage Brady is one of the best places in Paris to eat Indian and Pakistani food. However, the streets around Strasbourg St-Denis, Gare du Nord, and Gare de l'Est are not the safest parts of the city and should be avoided late a night.

I always equate vibrant with not safe.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (493sH)

27 Jewish guy in Milan was stabbed 7 times in the back.
Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang!

Clearly a suicide.

Posted by: Italian Medical Examiner at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (zn5Cm)

28

map
if you know the streets there

https://www.google.com/maps/@48.8759602,2.3448649,14z

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (qCMvj)

29 We hold that diversity is a precious commodity worth having a few hundred non-important people die every year for it!

Posted by: President Hollande, Translated From The Original French at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (DLu2s)

30 Let's see...a mass killing in Paris. The Amish and the Methodists have joined together and gone international!

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 04:36 PM (TxJGV)

31 Le Figaro is reporting three shootings.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (mcm0N)

32 The French might consider just killing all the muslims?

Posted by: Chris M at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (k3w9p)

33 map of attacks:

http://tinyurl.com/pvnaanv

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (xwPSp)

34 Shep breathlessly reporting hostages at a concert hall now. I wonder how long until they're eating each other.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (GUBah)

35 The Shemp now reporting hostages taken in a different location.

Posted by: ElKomandante at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (Ql4Nd)

36 Will not be covered by US news at all.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (t2KH5)

37 30 Let's see...a mass killing in Paris. The Amish and the Methodists have joined together and gone international

Don't forget Us!

The Lutherans...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (/dSsq)

38 I was warned about the St. Denis area years ago (1997) in no uncertain terms by a Parisian. After our visit I was speaking about Paris with my life insurance agent and he told me he and his wife ended up there by accident and as far as he was concerned a cabbie saved there lives by getting them out of there. He was so grateful he gave the man an $100 tip.

Posted by: Sharon W at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (Xhsh5)

39 Sounds like they need "common sense" grenade control over there.

Posted by: The Ghost of Vince Foster at November 13, 2015 04:38 PM (YFFpo)

40 #32: more likely letting the moose slimes kill all of them...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2015 04:38 PM (i/VQi)

41 Dear Campus Dipshits:

Real life is stealing your headlines. Please STFU.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

42 have some theories. I guess we'll wait, as we usually do, for the inevitable.
--------------
I'm gonna come right out and say what you are all thinking-

"le gang Fromage"? amirite? cheese eating bastards

(prayers to all involved)

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 13, 2015 04:38 PM (kXzR8)

43 Shep breathlessly reporting hostages at a concert hall now. I wonder how long until they're eating each other.

They started this morning but had to stop when they ran out of a decent vintage that pairs well with mime.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 04:38 PM (8ZskC)

44 Garcon, there's a grenade in mon soup

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:38 PM (493sH)

45 Prayers for the victims and their families.

May God steady the aim of the police snipers in the coming hours.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 13, 2015 04:38 PM (56fVf)

46 2 suicide bombers.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:38 PM (iQIUe)

47 The 10th arrondissement is one of Paris's most multiethnic neighborhoods, and the streets around Rue du Faubourg Saint-Denis are home to large numbers of Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, West Indians, Africans, and Turks.

So, "most multiethnic" means "mostly muslim", with a few blacks thrown in for seasoning. There are more ethnicities of greater variation in Old Europe, itself ... but ... never mind.

Okey doke. I just wanted to get that straight.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2015 04:38 PM (zc3Db)

Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2015 04:39 PM (YFFpo)

49 Can you say "Madame la Presidente, Marine Le Pen"?

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 04:39 PM (TxJGV)

50 OK just got here---what's up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:39 PM (DUoqb)

51 "arrondissement" sounds like a totally gay Cajun dude slurring "aroun' deez men"

Posted by: wooga at November 13, 2015 04:39 PM (EJxGp)

52 41 Dear Campus Dipshits:

Real life is stealing your headlines. Please STFU.

Amen to that...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:39 PM (/dSsq)

53 Sky News (via Fox) now says 3 attacks and 18 dead.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:39 PM (493sH)

54 I'm guessing Tea Party or Presbyterians.

Posted by: TomK at November 13, 2015 04:39 PM (wBro8)

55 Gotta be muzzles

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:39 PM (DUoqb)

56 Shep breathlessly reporting hostages at a concert hall now.

The Frogs should call the Russians in. They know how to handle this sort of shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (zc3Db)

57 37. The Lutherans

They are looking for carrot shavings in the shrapnel

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (uOhgL)

58
And the snowflakes want the prof at Vanderbilt who wrote an oped after the Charlie Hebbo attack criticizing islam fired. Now what are they going to do?

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (iQIUe)

59 47 The 10th arrondissement is one of Paris's most multiethnic neighborhoods, and the streets around Rue du Faubourg Saint-Denis are home to large numbers of Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, West Indians, Africans, and Turks

Didn't see tea Partiers in that list...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (/dSsq)

60 Eeeesh, this is still on-going; I'm suspending my usual wise-crackery in lieu of prayers that the French police light these unhuman thugs up real soon.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (DLu2s)

61 Lone wolf attacks.
Mere coincidence - they only seem coordinated.

Posted by: Eye Of Knut at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (qe1E5)

62 Cry baguette!

And let slip ze Frogs of war.

Posted by: Marc Antoine at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (REdlt)

63 I will have Le Lamb Chops! And I want it Bang-Bang.

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (TxJGV)

64 From the now dead thread:

The French get a bad rap. They probably
suffered more loss than any of the major powers in WWI, and put up a
creditable defense in WWII, at least judging from the numbers they lost
in that short campaign.

Our contempt for them really stems from
the postwar period, in which they had a 50-year long snit about having
lost any world status. Sometimes I think we're about to find out what
that feels like.

Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (LAe3v)

65 Didn't Prezzy Gun Control say that attacks like this only happen in America?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (493sH)

66 Yep, two separate explosions at the stadium--Hollande evacuated.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (mcm0N)

67 Dead Frenchmen we can handle. But dear God, please no poopstikas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (8ZskC)

68 The Lutherans

They are looking for carrot shavings in the shrapnel
Posted by: Navycopjoe

Survivors say they distinctly heard the attackers shout "Uff Da!" before opening fire.

Posted by: Italian Medical Examiner at November 13, 2015 04:41 PM (zn5Cm)

69 Didn't Prezzy Gun Control say that attacks like this only happen in America?

Yup... He's probably soiling Himself right now...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:41 PM (/dSsq)

70
The French might consider just killing all the muslims?

Posted by: Chris M at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (k3w9p)

Actually, they just might. Historically, the Frogs have shown themselves to be capable of pretty harsh treatment of mohammedans.....as long as it's in their interests to do so.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2015 04:41 PM (FeQTe)

71 62 Cry baguette!

And let slip ze Frogs of war.
Posted by: Marc Antoine at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (REdlt)

Heh, good 'un.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:41 PM (xWW96)

72 I'm thinking the swastipoop is about to hit the fan for all those "refugees."

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2015 04:41 PM (08Znv)

73 5
Let's import a million more Syrians! That will solve zee problem!

-Typical Parisienne

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

No, every one of these incidents builds on the others. The European experiment in flaccidity is about to exceed it's sell-by date.

Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:41 PM (LAe3v)

74 Reminds me, I need to watch From Paris With Love again. One of Travolta's better movies and most underrated.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (Z+ic4)

75
Ace, cancel your week end plans and hold us....

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (iQIUe)

76

These "student activists" are our Palestinians.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (6a1ih)

77 Yup... He's probably soiling Himself right now...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:41 PM (/dSsq)

I hope Reggie is a safe distance away

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (493sH)

78 Did someone publish some Mohammed cartoons?

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (/dSsq)

79 Well Fox is covering it and you may actually be able to read it if you get by all the auto-play videos.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (t2KH5)

80 The French might consider just killing all the muslims?

Posted by: Chris M at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (k3w9p)

Read my book.

Posted by: Charles Martel at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (8ZskC)

81 These attacks all border the 3rd arrondisemont aka Le Marais

The historic Jewish Quarter

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (v+e8b)

82 The French put up a credible fight in WW2?

Yeah I don't think so....but anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (DUoqb)

83 OK just got here---what's up
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Nothing unusual

Posted by: traye at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (3NfFx)

84 Mediterranean Med-sock off

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (zn5Cm)

85 Fox reporting hostages are being taken at a nearby concert hall.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (o7Ajd)

86 Those damn white Christians!

You know, this could all be avoided by having EU nations welcome an endless flow of "North African refugees".

Posted by: Commissar M at November 13, 2015 04:43 PM (Xx2PC)

87 These kind of attacks never happen anywhere but in the United States of America.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 13, 2015 04:43 PM (FkBIv)

88 Breaking: Hillary Clinton calls for arrest of Jerry Lewis

Posted by: TallDave at November 13, 2015 04:43 PM (74ZYB)

89 THIS is bound to happen in the USA one of these days.

I wish I had a carry permit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:43 PM (DUoqb)

90 Red door, Rue Paradis in the 10th Arrondissement. Got it.

Posted by: Brian Mills at November 13, 2015 04:43 PM (kpqmD)

91 The Fwench authorities are, as we speak, frantically searching Youtube for the cause.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:43 PM (xWW96)

92 So many immigrants in need of a good jobs program.

Posted by: Marie Harf at November 13, 2015 04:43 PM (8ZskC)

93 I've seen cops in France and Italy, and they are not gentle. I even got - not accosted by two cops in Paris. They picked me up under each arm and carried me out of this area that was forbidden to the public. Hey, I dont read french! They were big guys, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (iQIUe)

94 Obviously revenge for the French support of George Bush's War for Oil.

/old excuses

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

95 Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (LAe3v)

I think Vichy France had a lot to do with it.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (Z+ic4)

96 Fox reporting hostages are being taken at a nearby concert hall.

I never believe early "reporting" especially from that Hysterical ass hole Shep...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (/dSsq)

97 I'm going out on a tiny small limb that at least one terrorist is going to be named Mohamed

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (gviQk)

98 "Actually, they just might. "

Honestly, if they did, I'd buy them lunch. And a soda.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (56fVf)

99 In other news, French President Hollande pursed his lips so extensively at the news of the massacres, he had to be fitted with a orthopedic bouche brace.

It is predicted he will not be able to appear in public ~~until all the angst blows over~~ for several weeks.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (DLu2s)

100 The French might consider just killing all the muslims?

Posted by: Chris M at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (k3w9p)

Read my book.

Posted by: Charles Martel at November 13, 2015 04:42 PM (8ZskC)

You magnificent bastard!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (493sH)

101 Breaking: Hillary Clinton calls for arrest of Jerry Lewis
Posted by: TallDave

Hillary Clinton wins 500 electoral votes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (FkBIv)

102 Fox reporting hostages are being taken at a nearby concert hall.

Oy, not another Chechnyan horror.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

103 Umm, this seems serious.

Like a Bombay kind of attack.

Except in Paris.

Posted by: blaster at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (2Ocf1)

104 I always equate vibrant with not safe.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

You always used to hear that in reference to Adams-Morgan in DC. It was code for "get your white ass out of there before sundown".

Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:44 PM (LAe3v)

105 near Le Marais, which is the Jewish neighborhood of Paris.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2015 04:45 PM (Zu3d9)

106 They picked me up under each arm and carried me out of this area that was forbidden to the public.

It's called a "bordello" and you're not allowed to bugger the piano player.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 04:45 PM (8ZskC)

107
Hostages taken at Paris Bataclan concert hall, police say

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:45 PM (iQIUe)

108 And I would remind everyone that Fredo said today we have ISIS on the run

Does this guy have timing or what?

And horserace was bragging about getting that english guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:45 PM (DUoqb)

109
Does this guy have timing or what?

And horserace was bragging about getting that english guy

How many times have they "gotten" this guy?

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:46 PM (/dSsq)

110 Breaking: Hillary Clinton calls for arrest of Jerry Lewis

Posted by: TallDave at November 13, 2015 04:43 PM (74ZYB)

And round up all of the copies of Cinderfella

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:46 PM (493sH)

111 And I would remind everyone that Fredo said today we have ISIS on the run

Apparently they ran right to Paris.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 04:46 PM (8ZskC)

112 Quick, send James Taylor!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 04:46 PM (FkBIv)

113 60 people held hostage?

Ask the russians about that...they know how to end a situation like that...well ok, so they tend to kill the hostages also but....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:46 PM (DUoqb)

114 Radical Amish terrorists, obviously.

If not them, then it had to those pesky Lutherans who object to any handling of casseroles by non-Lutherans without gloves.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at November 13, 2015 04:47 PM (btn6O)

115
french hubby watching french news online
feeding me updates

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:47 PM (qCMvj)

116 Suicide bombings ha?

Gee i wonder which religion does that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:47 PM (DUoqb)

117 And I would remind everyone that Fredo said today we have ISIS on the run

The only thing "on the run" is Obama's mouth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 04:47 PM (FkBIv)

118 France 24 is saying something about hostages.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (mcm0N)

119 60 hostages being reported.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (o7Ajd)

120 60 some hostages taken at a concert hall... at least that's what they're saying.

Posted by: ElKomandante at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (Ql4Nd)

121

Heavy arms were used, likely ak-47

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (qCMvj)

122 Perhaps our French friends would like to borrow a few of our roving lethal-injection vans?

We call them 'Moslem-Away', for short.

Posted by: The Chinese Government at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (DLu2s)

123 I guess putting Yellow stars on products out of Israel didn't satisfy the Muxxis ha?

Way to go EU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (DUoqb)

124 If not them, then it had to those pesky Lutherans who object to any handling of casseroles by non-Lutherans without gloves.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original

That's "hot dish" infidel. Saying "casserole" means no coffee and bars in paradise for you.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (zn5Cm)

125 The Russians end hostage crises like Obama ends wars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (8ZskC)

126 Heavy arms were used, likely ak-47

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (qCMvj)

But but but gun control laws...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (493sH)

127 OK you guys are obviously 30 seconds ahead of me. Lurk mode activated.

Posted by: ElKomandante at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (Ql4Nd)

128 82
The French put up a credible fight in WW2?

Yeah I don't think so....but anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Creditable. The word is creditable. Lots of them died in a very short time. They were led by fools, but that doesn't diminish their bravery. They made it possible for the Brits to escape at Dunkirk.

Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (LAe3v)

129 The AK-47 is a medium range assault rifle. It is not a heavy arm.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (xWW96)

130 Hillary just came on TV and said this was all due to a Julia Ormond movie released in 1995.

100 comments and no one has anything to say about First Blight?

I don't even recognize this place sometimes.

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (ZbV+0)

131 At least 18 dead...

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (iQIUe)

132 Many have said that there has to be another 9-11 type attack before the apologists are silenced. I'm not so sure that would do it.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (Z+ic4)

133 60,000 soccer fans about to hit the streets. Oh yeah. This is going to be a long night in France.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (08Znv)

134 The Russians end hostage crises like Obama ends wars.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 04:48 PM (8ZskC)

Well not really

Fredo just walks away in defeat

The russians kill everyone and let G-D sort out the dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (DUoqb)

135 Will not be covered by US news at all.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (t2KH5)

Right. Except for Fox, CNN, CBS, NBC and ABC...all of which have it on their main pages.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (Zu3d9)

136 With all the newly minted EU citizens I expect we will see a lot of this going forward. Just one of the prices me must pay for multi-culti bliss.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (/tuJf)

137 The Frogs should call the Russians in. They know how to handle this sort of shit.

Killing all the hostages is a bold strategy. They'll never expect it!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (1RNgT)

138 The AK-47 is a medium range assault rifle. It is not a heavy arm.
Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (xWW96)

that's my french liberal husband speaking...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (qCMvj)

139

thank god I'm drinking

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (qCMvj)

140 We would like to strongly deplore the idea that tomorrow's attacks have anything to do with Islam as an organized force of murder and repression.

Posted by: CAIR at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (DLu2s)

141 Hey, so who's up for Black Friday shoppin' at the mall?

*crickets*

Posted by: Bigby's Swastika-Wiping Finger at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (3ZtZW)

142 They made it possible for the Brits to escape at Dunkirk.
Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (LAe3v)

In THAT Battle yes they did...OK I will give ya that one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (DUoqb)

143 I hope the cops in NYC (and elsewhere!) are being especially watchful today. If a certain group of religious crazies are the perpetrators they like to roll the terror out in waves.

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (TxJGV)

144 So Mr. Kerry, is there a way we can pin this on Pam Gellar?

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (8ZskC)

145 Fuckin Amish run amok again. Shep is now on my regular Fox channel. What a fuckin tool.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 13, 2015 04:51 PM (ucDmr)

146 Prayers for the people of Paris. I think we all suspect who is behind this, but too soon to know.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 13, 2015 04:51 PM (39g3+)

147 Ask the russians about that...they know how to end a situation like that...well ok, so they tend to kill the hostages also but....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:46 PM (DUoqb)

I have always been of the opinion that the Russians handled that hostage crisis correctly. Hostages die. What is most important is to make sure that future hostage situations aren't attractive as tactics. The hostage takers must be made to pay, first and foremost.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2015 04:51 PM (zc3Db)

148 Willowed.

Sounds like Mumbai all over again.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 04:51 PM (4ErVI)

149 Why can't terrorists show up at places like Mizzoo, Yale, Amherst etc.?

Probably because then they'd be eating their own.

Posted by: Blano at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (heN73)

150 145 Fuckin Amish run amok again. Shep is now on my regular Fox channel. What a fuckin tool.

Running around with His hair on fire eh....

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (/dSsq)

151 Multi Ethnic? Is that PC for dark skinned Mohammedans?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (jJRIy)

152

Friday the 13 mean anything in France?

Nov 11 was Armistice Day, a National holiday, I think

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (qCMvj)

153 I have always been of the opinion that the Russians handled that hostage crisis correctly. Hostages die. What is most important is to make sure that future hostage situations aren't attractive as tactics. The hostage takers must be made to pay, first and foremost.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2015 04:51 PM (zc3Db)

Come on now....they fucked up the dosage of the gas they used.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (DUoqb)

154 Eagles Of Death Metal are booked in that hall tonight http://paris.eventful.com/events/eagles-death-metal-/E0-001-018769208-4

Posted by: ChampionCapua at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (q00GQ)

155 .

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/index.html#attacks

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (bLnSU)

156 Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (LAe3v)

Again their non bravery made Vichy France possible. Well maybe not a lack of bravery but definitely another character defect.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (Z+ic4)

157

hubby

15 dead near the Bataclan (where the hostage situation is located)

3 dead near Stade de Paris

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (qCMvj)

158 Remember. Old intelligence saying. The first report is always wrong.
That said, this is going to get a lot worse.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (08Znv)

159 Nothing a little candlelight vigil with James Taylor can't fix.

Posted by: SOS John Kerry at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (7v/r5)

160 Has anybody advised our precious snowflakes at the Universities to shelter in place until the meanness, negativity and hate in France is over?

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (1BQGO)

161 Sky News Live Feed : http://tinyurl.com/ofymdsz

France 24 Live Feed : http://tinyurl.com/yem3q9v

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (o7Ajd)

162 Anybody know if Hillary has promised to hunt down and bring Julia Ormond to justice?

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (zp6Kj)

163 Religion of shit strikes again?

Posted by: Community Organizer at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (9VLhN)

164 Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 04:50 PM (TxJGV)

Obviously you don't know anything about the most dangerous religion.

It's Friday evening in NYC, and that means Shabbat is beginning, so there won't be any religious Jews out anywhere except Shul and home.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (Zu3d9)

165 Let's not be too hasty with blame, here; some witnesses said the folks doing the shooting were speaking Austrian.

Posted by: President Barack 'Smartest Person In The Whole World, Folks' Obama at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (DLu2s)

166 I stayed about an hour out of Paris by train for over a month in the early 90s. I remember St. Denis was where all the hookers sold their wares...

They were not allowed to speak unless spoken to, so it was creepy walking past them, all lined up leaning against the buildings.

Nice to see some things haven't changed too much.

Posted by: Ian Galt at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (dmepw)

167 No "safe space" that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (FkBIv)

168 Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:49 PM (LAe3v)

Again their non bravery made Vichy France possible. Well maybe not a lack of bravery but definitely another character defect.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (Z+ic4)

No he is right about the Battle outside of Dunkirk...it did allow the British to escape and it was heroic.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (DUoqb)

169 If the JV can pull off multiple attacks in the capital of France the Varsity is something about which we should be concerned.

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (TxJGV)

170 158 Remember. Old intelligence saying. The first report is always wrong.
That said, this is going to get a lot worse.

Yeah, in the panic it's best We wait and see...... We know there have been multiple deaths, but not much else...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (/dSsq)

171 But remember, these are isolated incidents and have nothing to do with Islam other than being perpetrated by Islamists.

Can we just dispense with the PC bullshit now, please?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

172 Bring in the FSB and let them use the gas they did in Moscow?

http://tinyurl.com/kpzowbm

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (jJRIy)

173 More explosions--car bomb.

Eduouard de Mareschal --@edemareschal

Il y a eu trois explosions a saint Denis, une voiture a explose le MC Do, une explosion devant le Quick et une devant le cafe Event

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (mcm0N)

174 Of course its muslims. Who else does shit like this? Animals. And why france???

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (iQIUe)

175 Pretty sure this was caused by one of those crappy Gerard Deparadieu movies

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (X+nFp)

176 Well now we know where the "disappearing" young thugs from refugee centers "Syrians" in Germany went. I wonder if France will go medieval on Mutti Merkel's ass. Yeah I know they have zillions of their own terrorists but at least they sort of watch them.

Posted by: Lester at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (2UPXV)

177 We'll see how the Russians handle attacks as they're going to be some soon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

178 No surprise who is resposible for this shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (ucDmr)

179 Fox is now showing 26 killed.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (493sH)

180 Come on now....they fucked up the dosage of the gas they used.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:52 PM (DUoqb)

Not everything goes as planned, but they did the right thing. No question about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (zc3Db)

181 Again their non bravery made Vichy France possible. Well maybe not a lack of bravery but definitely another character defect.

If you're referring to their cheese fetish, I've got nothing.

Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

182 Islam is a cancer on the civilized world.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (8ZskC)

183 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (Zu3d9)

A) we gotta go to the Range next week

B) somehow we both gotta get carry permits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (DUoqb)

184 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (Zu3d9)
-----------------------------------------

My mistake! Round up all the rabbis!

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 04:55 PM (TxJGV)

185 But, consider the Crusades.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 04:55 PM (rUc9h)

186 The Million Moron Marchers must be upset over being bumped out of their place on the front page.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 04:55 PM (FkBIv)

187 Angela Merkel hardest hit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 04:55 PM (8ZskC)

188 No surprise who is resposible for this shit.

But if they just had jobs.....

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:55 PM (/dSsq)

189 If this thing goes pear-shaped, there's a chance that more people could be killed in Paris tonight than in Chicago.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 13, 2015 04:55 PM (1RNgT)

190 I had a boner caused by a Julia Ormond film.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 04:55 PM (4ErVI)

191 174 Of course its muslims. Who else does shit like this? Animals. And why france???
Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (iQIUe)

- - - -

But those pesky Joos are probably reallly behind it...

Posted by: Community Organizer at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (9VLhN)

192 Of course its muslims. Who else does shit like this? Animals. And why france???
Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (iQIUe)

Because France has let a shit load of yoots into their Country and they don't control them....something like America in 10 years if we don't wake up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (DUoqb)

193 As we're all well aware, recent events in Paris have generated some cause for concern. Our primary concern at this time is the potential for any unfair backlash. We urge all those under fire this evening to exercise restraint and remember that Islam is fundamentally a religion of peace.

Posted by: State Department at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (Ql4Nd)

194 The Russians end hostage crises like Obama ends wars.

To be fair, the Russians do tend to kill all the hostage takers as part of the process.

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (ZbV+0)

195 How long is the world going to put up with this shit? It's always islam.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (iQIUe)

196 The blood of patriots, or even Communists Frenchmen, might be the kindling that we need to see our way clear to exterminate these vermin. If only, if only, Shep could have been dinning there ... so fair and balanced, and biased that it makes me want to puke! Probably just innocent people, folks out on a big date, but that's the imperative of the universe that we find ourselves in. Kill them all. March in there and kill them all. I hope that they have not sunken so low that they have forgotten the finer points of revenge.

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (gy5kE)

197 Le Monde has --de rien.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (mcm0N)

198
Ask the russians about that...they know how to end a situation like that...well ok, so they tend to kill the hostages also but....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:46 PM (DUoqb)

I have always been of the opinion that the Russians handled that hostage crisis correctly. Hostages die. What is most important is to make sure that future hostage situations aren't attractive as tactics. The hostage takers must be made to pay, first and foremost.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2015 04:51 PM (zc3Db)

Handle it like the Peruvians did when the Tupac Amaru seized the Japanese Embassy in Lima.

Assault the building
Kill anyone who resists.
Immediately execute the terrorists who surrender
Kick back and have a beer in a commie-free city

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (FeQTe)

199 I hope we can do something to help those families and those affected by the attacks. That's what we should focus on right now, until a few days pass and we get solid info.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (39g3+)

200 They need one of those talking circles to work out their differences.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 04:57 PM (FkBIv)

201 If this thing goes pear-shaped, there's a chance that more people could be killed in Paris tonight than in Chicago.

Damn! And my movie's coming out soon!

Don't these people think of anybody else except themselves????

Posted by: Spike Lee at November 13, 2015 04:57 PM (DLu2s)

202 I have it on good authority that all the Joooos got phone calls today and were told to stay out of Paris.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at November 13, 2015 04:57 PM (8ZskC)

203 We urge all those under fire this evening to exercise restraint and remember that Islam is fundamentally a religion of peace.

And I urge you to lick my taint.

Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

204 Wasn't it just yesterday Vanderbilt students were campaigning to have a Law School professor burned at the stake because she said publically "Radical Islam is concerning".

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 04:57 PM (TxJGV)

205 It must be the work of the Scarlet Pimpernel. They seek him here, they seek him there...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:57 PM (493sH)

206 The French have random outbreaks of workplace gun-n'-grenade violence with no discernible causes, too? Huh.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 04:57 PM (rUc9h)

207 If they are already up to 18 dead, I predict this is gonna get bad, really bad before its over.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (xWW96)

208 It was an Eagles of Death Metal concert that was shot up. 14 dead.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (DE1t/)

209 Have there been any Rebel flag sightings???

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (xodPA)

210 204 Wasn't it just yesterday Vanderbilt students were campaigning to have a Law School professor burned at the stake because she said publically "Radical Islam is concerning".

Yup....

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (/dSsq)

211 Jeez, First Knight wasn't that bad...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (9krrF)

212 Fuck I am on Duty this weekend....I'll probably need 6 IDs to get on base and I'll probably be told to drive there naked and change on Base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (DUoqb)

213 Perfect time for a "no prosecution of Hilary" news dump.

(Not saying she's behind these attacks but I did hear that from someone in the LDS)

Posted by: traye at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (3NfFx)

214 If they are already up to 18 dead, I predict this is gonna get bad, really bad before its over.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (xWW96)

Sky News now has 26 killed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (493sH)

215 193 As we're all well aware, recent events in Paris have generated some cause for concern. Our primary concern at this time is the potential for any unfair backlash. We urge all those under fire this evening to exercise restraint and remember that Islam is fundamentally a religion of peace.

Posted by: State Department at November 13, 2015 04:56 PM (Ql4Nd)

Sneezing Makers Mark is painful! Stop it! LOL!!

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (gy5kE)

216 If only, if only, Shep could have been dinning there ...

Made me switch to CNN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (FkBIv)

217 It was an Eagles of Death Metal concert that was shot up. 14 dead.

Not a restaurant?

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:59 PM (/dSsq)

218 The UK also has a shitload of muzzies and I expect attacks their soon.

People are whining about Jihadi John being killed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:59 PM (iQIUe)

219 right wing nutjobs with their guns, guns, guns!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 13, 2015 04:59 PM (so+oy)

220 Wasn't it just yesterday Vanderbilt students were campaigning to have a Law School professor burned at the stake because she said publically "Radical Islam is concerning".

Yup....
Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (/dSsq)

Yup

Now they should make her the President of the University

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:59 PM (DUoqb)

221 We urge all those under fire this evening to exercise restraint and remember that Islam is fundamentally a religion of peace.

It's the 90% that are violent extremists that screw it up for the other 10%.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

222 I say its time for the long-predicted anti-muslim backlash to finally start clearing some streets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (8ZskC)

223 I'm not watching is it still on going?

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (/dSsq)

224 Has NASA reached out to the attackers yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (493sH)

225 This is because of Patriarchy and White Privilege.

/college idiot

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (oVJmc)

226 The French might consider just killing all the muslims?

Posted by: Chris M at November 13, 2015 04:37 PM (k3w9p)

Actually, they just might. Historically, the Frogs have shown themselves to be capable of pretty harsh treatment of mohammedans.....as long as it's in their interests to do so.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2015 04:41 PM (FeQTe)

And about half way through, they will decide to add in the people from that "other" religion too. The ones they tried to get rid of 75 years ago.

Once the killings start, it is too damn easy to find a reason to keep going. Get rid of X, and then the world will be perfect.
OK, maybe we need to get rid of Y too!
We got rid of X and Y, but things are still screwed up!!!
If we get rid of A, B, C, D and Z the world will be perfect.
...
KILL the Bastards across the street, and things will be PERFECT!!!!!

Posted by: rd at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (vYuKc)

227 Prayers for the people of Paris. I think we all suspect who is behind this, but too soon to know.

Yes, because it *could* be Germans.

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (ZbV+0)

228 Angela Merkel hardest hit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2015 04:55 PM

There is a rapidly growing list of public officials in Europe who would like to wack her over the head with a (large) rolled up newspaper. Some of her own political allies were hinting at a "coup" in a television public events/policy broadcast. She is alarmingly clueless.

Posted by: Lester at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (2UPXV)

229 Messed up his name --Edouard--reporter for Le Figaro

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (mcm0N)

230 Bataclan? I don't know what that is. Is that a Jewish restaurant?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (4ErVI)

231 I hate that backlash shit. After Rigby got his head sawed off in London, they arrested some old lady for shouting muzzies should all go back to were they came from. Hate speech, ya know.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (iQIUe)

232 Prayers for the victims.

Posted by: Lauren at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (GZ6Pf)

233 And you all thought my plan to deal with the European retiree problem was stupid.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at November 13, 2015 05:01 PM (nFdGS)

234 177
We'll see how the Russians handle attacks as they're going to be some soon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

See @172. Go to link, it pretty much shows you what the Russian will do.
Kill them ALL.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:01 PM (jJRIy)

235 We urge all those under fire this evening to exercise restraint and remember that Islam is fundamentally a religion of peace.

So restraint means semi-auto instead of full-auto, right?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2015 05:01 PM (YEelc)

236 Yeah let's flood europe with syrians...I mean what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:01 PM (DUoqb)

237 More provocative, hurtful cartoons, going around killing people?

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:01 PM (rUc9h)

238 B) somehow we both gotta get carry permits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:54 PM (DUoqb)

Father-in-Law has a friend who is very well connected. FBI, DOJ....and his wife is a heavy hitter too.

I'll check with them, but I have been told that it is literally impossible in our great state.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2015 05:01 PM (Zu3d9)

239 What time is it in Paris now?

Posted by: Eye Of Knut at November 13, 2015 05:01 PM (qe1E5)

240 I think the religion of peace is for me. Yeah baby!
Let's see, we get to use guns, and explosives, and rape and pillage and neck-cutting.... what's not to like?!!

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 05:02 PM (gy5kE)

241 26 dead already?

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 05:02 PM (mcm0N)

242 I hate that backlash shit. After Rigby got his head sawed off in London, they arrested some old lady for shouting muzzies should all go back to were they came from. Hate speech, ya know.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:00 PM (iQIUe)

Who needs enemies when you've got laws like that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:02 PM (493sH)

243 At least 26 dead.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2015 05:02 PM (o7Ajd)

244 Muslim invents clock, news at 11.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

245 Bataclan? I don't know what that is. Is that a Jewish restaurant?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

That's the name of the arts center. The restaurant being mention is "Petit Cambodge" which I think means Cambodia.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2015 05:02 PM (rSTkb)

246 I would like to reassure the folks out there that, while we appreciate your concern, be assured that Michelle, myself, and our daughters What's-Her-Name and Whoosis are perfectly safe in the White House, and we plan on having house-made French dressing on our salads of hand-picked artisinal greens with avocado and palm hearts, as a tribute to those brave French citizens getting the sh*t shot out of them by the JV team.

Really, we'll be fine. Stop worrying!

Posted by: President Barack Hussien Obama, Champion of the Down-Trodden Masses at November 13, 2015 05:02 PM (DLu2s)

247 Are they still active and Has any of them been taken out?

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:03 PM (/dSsq)

248 I have a modest proposal: a policy of bombing campaigns on randomly chosen mohammedan cities that claim 10,000 lives for every 1 life terrorists claim. Violence and strength are the only things they can wrap their inbred-to-retardation minds around. Make terrorism costly enough and they may learn to at least ape civilized behavior.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 13, 2015 05:03 PM (zn5Cm)

249
I'll probably be told to drive there naked and change on Base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (DUoqb)

Dood, don't ask, don't tell.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2015 05:03 PM (FeQTe)

250 What time is it in Paris now?
Posted by: Eye Of Knut at November 13, 2015 05:01 PM (qe1E5)

Time to wake up and smell the coffee

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:03 PM (DUoqb)

251 This is what happens when Friday 'services' at the mosques are over.

Posted by: RickZ at November 13, 2015 05:03 PM (dcIVz)

252 Hillary just came on TV and said this was all due to a Julia Ormond movie released in 1995.

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Or outrage over Gérard Depardieu's bad movies, tax evasion, and obesity?

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:03 PM (rUc9h)

253 I blame global warming or maybe the bear is loose.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 13, 2015 05:03 PM (22uju)

254 Who cares? Whites kill muslims every day for no reason, when are we going to stop our days to talk about that?

Posted by: Sam from Providence, Unemployed Progressive Snowflake at November 13, 2015 05:03 PM (Y8P5w)

255 But isn't Paris an enlightened European gun-free zone?

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (rUc9h)

256 Wasn't it just yesterday Vanderbilt students were campaigning to have a Law School professor burned at the stake because she said publically "Radical Islam is concerning".

Yup....
Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 04:58 PM (/dSsq)

Yup

Now they should make her the President of the University

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:59 PM (DUoqb)

Her name is Swain. She wrote the editorial ten months ago, in January.

She has been a target for years, as she is Black, and Conservative.

Posted by: rd at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (vYuKc)

257 Thing is is that citizens are never given the right to vote on it. Our betters think it is no big deal that thousands of people who want to kill us come live here. Why? Because it will never be them who are killed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (iQIUe)

258 Muslim invents clock, news at 11.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

It keeps flashing zeroes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (FkBIv)

259 Is Paris Burning?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (22uju)

260

meters near Hebdo?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (qCMvj)

261 To the attackers, we say "Please stop. There are other, better ways to gain employment!".

Posted by: Marie Harf at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (TxJGV)

262 What the shit?, women on BBC says they aren't sure it's terrorist.

WTF??

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (jJRIy)

263 This is what happens when Friday 'services' at the mosques are over.

Posted by: RickZ at November 13, 2015 05:03 PM (dcIVz)

this

they were suicide bombers

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (zOTsN)

264 James Taylor on speed dial.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

265 Reports of a dismembered body, at least 30 dead.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (o7Ajd)

266 223 I'm not watching is it still on going?
Posted by: donna
------------------
Yes, and by all accounts I've seen, it's going to be a looooong night.

Posted by: Eye Of Knut at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (qe1E5)

267 I took time out to tweet support for Jeb's attack on our fine president, so I probably have missed so vitriol. Anyhow, let me make our position clear ... this was the act of crazed Christians, obviously, and all right-thinking people should immediately roll over and play dead!

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (gy5kE)

268

60 hostages in the Bataclan
At least 30 reported dead now

good lord
what a massacre

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (qCMvj)

269 I guess we got Jihadi John, and this is the response?

Posted by: Post-American at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (Y8P5w)

270 It's a clock!

Posted by: Dark-Complected Goon With An AK-74 at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (DLu2s)

271 Not good doing this today. Bad things happen to terrorists on Friday the 13 that do jihadist crap don't they know that.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (gviQk)

272 Might be a good time to get out front and beat the illegal and porous border drum

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (ImLO6)

273 But isn't Paris an enlightened European gun-free zone?

Guess someone forgot to tell the mostly peaceful residents of the banlieus.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (YEelc)

274 What the shit?, women on BBC says they aren't sure it's terrorist.

HUH?

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (/dSsq)

275 well ok, so they [Russians] tend to kill the hostages also but....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 04:46 PM (DUoqb)

And only 130 hostages out of over 800 died. That was with over 40 hostage takers involved. I don't think anyone could have done any better. It was amazing that so few hostages died in that operation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2015 05:06 PM (zc3Db)

276 262 What the shit?, women on BBC says they aren't sure it's terrorist.WTF??
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:04 PM (jJRIy) I'm sure they believe it's global warming.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 13, 2015 05:06 PM (22uju)

277
Imam Barry: Hey Mohammed, nice massacre..errr..never mind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:06 PM (493sH)

278 For those keeping track, that's well over a thousand *dead* in the last month in Islamically-inspired or driven terror attacks. And most of that has not been reported in the Western MFM.

And it really is a small percentage of Muslims who *take action*, the problem is the much larger percentage who excuse or even support them, and the Western dolts who excuse them and provide cover.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2015 05:06 PM (bLnSU)

279 Obviously militant Joos that hate kickball. There's no other way to explain it.

Posted by: Hank at November 13, 2015 05:07 PM (IkSOf)

280 Just don't be gettin' on any high horses.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 13, 2015 05:07 PM (hJrjt)

281 #HandsUpDon'tShoot

Posted by: U.S. State Department Social Media Strike Force at November 13, 2015 05:07 PM (rUc9h)

282 KILL the Bastards across the street, and things will be PERFECT!!!!!
So you know my neighbours then.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2015 05:07 PM (xodPA)

283 have we had enough yet?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:07 PM (0O7c5)

284
Is no one going to point out that this attack happened JUST HOURS after that idiot john kerry mouthed off to ISIS and told them that their "days are numbered"?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 05:07 PM (6a1ih)

285 #ConsiderTheCrusades

Posted by: U.S. State Department Social Media Strike Force at November 13, 2015 05:07 PM (rUc9h)

286

why hostages?
they are already cold blooded murderers

this won't end well at all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:07 PM (qCMvj)

287 What the shit?, women on BBC says they aren't sure it's terrorist.

Sometimes these sort of things happen by accident.

You know, it's Friday, it's time to relax- whoops, your AK47 just discharged itself at people.

Aw shucks.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (0NdlF)

288 Drudge finally has it center screen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (ih6Nn)

289 Time to wake up and smell the coffee
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----------------------
Way late for that, NGU. I doubt even this will wake them up, unfortunately.
(And I see now that it's just after 11)

Posted by: Eye Of Knut at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (qe1E5)

290 #IslamMeansPeaceYouGuys

Posted by: U.S. State Department Social Media Strike Force at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (rUc9h)

291 Settlements are the reason there is no peace?
And the excuse before 67?
Give back Gaza and there will be peace
Yeah how'd that work out?
Let the PLO rule the West Bank?
How's that working?

Blame the Jooos
How's that working in Paris?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (DUoqb)

292 have we had enough yet?

We all know there hasn't been any terrorists attacks in the US obama told Us so...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (/dSsq)

293

usually the French police act swiftly and precisely

I wonder if the hostage takers are bomb strapped

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (qCMvj)

294 As I said, folks, the world is a much more peaceful place these days!

You should be thanking me!

Posted by: President Barack 'Man From Another Dimension, And It's Really, Really Retarded' Obama at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (DLu2s)

295 What the shit?, women on BBC says they aren't sure it's terrorist.

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:05 PM (/dSsq)

It might have been an act of dentistry, who can say?

It is nice to see Bubbles from Absolutely Fabulous got that TV gig, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (bLnSU)

296 It's a vibrant, thriving area

Vibrant? There's that word again, which in Newspeak means "bloody dangerous hellhole.

No word on the robustness of the area, however.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:08 PM (oKE6c)

297 Is no one going to point out that this attack happened JUST HOURS after that idiot john kerry mouthed off to ISIS and told them that their "days are numbered"?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 05:07 PM (6a1i

I already did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:09 PM (DUoqb)

298 The Friday the 13 th massacre. That will be the name.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 05:09 PM (xWW96)

299 Of course, if this was 20+ Jews killed in Paris the French wouldn't care and would attribute it to the "occupation". France and Europe are reaping what they have sown. You've replaced your Jews with Muslims and thought there wouldn't be a difference.

Posted by: Naes at November 13, 2015 05:09 PM (Ypc8j)

300 Kill them all, let God sort them out.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 13, 2015 05:09 PM (V5Nbq)

301 #Don'tJumpToConclusions

Posted by: U.S. State Department Social Media Strike Force at November 13, 2015 05:09 PM (rUc9h)

302 What the shit?, women on BBC says they aren't sure it's terrorist.

Sometimes these sort of things happen by accident.

Just high-spirited adolescent pranks gone awry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (oKE6c)

303 Well we now know what was blasted from the speakers for Friday services as the peeligion of pieces...

Rock the Casbah, drop right between the minarets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (IAA1S)

304 let's not jump to any conclusions....it could be the huguenauts

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (0O7c5)

305 It might have been an act of dentistry, who can say?

Is it safe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (FkBIv)

306 Drudge says the Amish terrorists shouted Allah Akbar....

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (/dSsq)

307

100 HOSTAGES

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (zOTsN)

308 My father served in the US Army in France way back in the day and there was a time they wouldn't let them leave the base because of the Algerian situation. France has had a problem for awhile, but I think this latest iteration will be prove to be much worse.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (4ErVI)

309

All day on the "news" today they were gleefully reporting that one of the ISIS beheaders was killed and john kerry was beating his chest and threatening ISIS.

And then this happened...

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (6a1ih)

310 Workplace violence.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (xWW96)

311
No updates on the no pasaran blog/twitter. Hope they are okay.

https://twitter.com/nopasa

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (iQIUe)

312 A soccer game? So most of the dead are homosexuals?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (ih6Nn)

313

Is no one going to point out that this attack happened JUST HOURS
after that idiot john kerry mouthed off to ISIS and told them that their
"days are numbered"?

John Kerry is to politics what Cavuto's interview subject is to economics.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

314 let's not jump to any conclusions....it could be the huguenauts
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel

Followers of Trump?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (FkBIv)

315 Revenge for the killing of Jihad John?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (jJRIy)

316 3 attacks not just two reported

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (uhftQ)

317 Sky News: 40 dead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (493sH)

318 Climate Change right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (DUoqb)

319 296 It's a vibrant, thriving area

------------

Just like west Baltimore and southside Chicago, I'm sure. Thriving with vibrancy and excitement. And blood.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (rUc9h)

320 Great, my Facebook feed is going to be filled shortly with a thousand "Co-Exist" memes from my leftists friends and family.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (ppaKI)

321 Suicide bombers seal the deal. That guarantees E-slammers.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (xWW96)

322 Drudge reporting the gunmen are shouting 'Allah Akbar!"

What a surprise.

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (TxJGV)

323 What the shit?, women on BBC says they aren't sure it's terrorist.

Accidental co-ordinated bombings and hostage taking.

Sure.

And Julius Caesar just fell on his car keys.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

324 Turn France into a police state with heavily armed guards on every corner, checkpoints across all the roadways, papers please.

Or get rid of the Muslims.

I know which one I'd choose.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (4ErVI)

325 Just dawned on me --french reporter who is saying ---in that tweet I posted upthread Mc Do

Think he might mean McDonalds

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (mcm0N)

326
Even as we dither, Barky, Mooch, Lurch and the Harf are mustering up a veritable shitstorm of #HASHTAGS to rain down on (whomever).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (BK3ZS)

327 314
let's not jump to any conclusions....it could be the huguenauts

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel

Followers of Trump?

No, then they would be Mexicans

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (jJRIy)

328 If this shit starts here, I am going to start carrying and fuck the law

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (DUoqb)

329
Drove by a car today with the New Hampshire license plate 5150MOM.

Who here knows what that means?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (6a1ih)

330 Ah, yes, the religion of pieces.

Who else? Really, this is all so predictable.

I figure they are in solidarity with the millionaire hunger striker at Mizzou and the anti-free-speech babies at Amherst, and now the barking moonbats at UCLA.

The folks in Paris just have bigger and more effective, destructive toys.

Time to bring out the big guns in Paris and the water cannons at these "schools." At least the water cannons could wash away the smell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (+YMhA)

331 What the shit?, women on BBC says they aren't sure it's terrorist.
When it was "just" the attack on the restaurant, they were probably trying to convince themselves that it was gang-related or Mafia-style. I think the other two coordinated attacks pretty obviously give the lie to that "hope".

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (xodPA)

332 Vibrant diversity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (FkBIv)

333 Lets pray that if the French have incapacitating agents, they are better than what the Russians used.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (IAA1S)

334 Will Obama come out and say it's just some random violence?

Posted by: dantesed at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (88xKn)

335 let's not jump to any conclusions....it could be the huguenauts
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel

Followers of Trump?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (FkBIv)

Iraqi veterans and US militia. You know how crazy guns make those people.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (0NdlF)

336 Who was the candidate that was saying yesterday (or today) that he would 'bomb the shit' out of ISIS?

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (yioUz)

337 They aimed at the Jews, and they hit innocent Frenchmen.

Posted by: Prime Minister Raymond Barre at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (FohCt)

338 Drudge reporting the gunmen are shouting 'Allah Akbar!"

What a surprise.

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (TxJGV)

Barry: High horses, Crusades, Jim Crow!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (493sH)

339
People always post "pray for Paris" while I post "get in there and kill them - kill them all. Kill every last terrorist."

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (iQIUe)

340 I wish I could say this is shocking.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (COpZ4)

341 This shit is going to continue until and unless Muslims themselves suffer from terrorist attacks in France. A few mosque bombings would probably give them a bit different perspective on terrorism and assimilation.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (oKE6c)

342 Immigration without assimilation is invasion.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (08Znv)

343 Great, my Facebook feed is going to be filled shortly with a thousand "Co-Exist" memes from my leftists friends and family.

Fcuk em ...

Posted by: Adriane the Civility Critic ... at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (jnAIZ)

344 Anybody think this could be Jason, maybe he gave up the ace and found semi auto AK47

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (gviQk)

345 320 Great, my Facebook feed is going to be filled shortly with a thousand "Co-Exist" memes from my leftists friends and family.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (ppaKI)

Yeah, 'cause nothing says "coexist" like taking a bullet.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (+YMhA)

346 maddogg

vendredi 13

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (0O7c5)

347 Lets pray that if the French have incapacitating agents, they are better than what the Russians used.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (IAA1S)

Well we are all assuming the russians made a mistake. They might have said, "Ah fuck it" ...which is a rather russian approach such problems

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (DUoqb)

348 Well at least they didn't have to face the horror of a poop swastika....

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (/dSsq)

349 Drove by a car today with the New Hampshire license plate 5150MOM.

Who here knows what that means?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo

She likes Van Halen?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (FkBIv)

350 Mossad false flag.

/infowars

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

351 I really like him. Below, his song, in his group Queens of the Stone Age, "No One Knows." Because No One Knows who could possibly be resonsible for this attack.

Is this his most commercially successful band? Its definitely the one I know.

Posted by: buzzion at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (z/Ubi)

352 A soccer game? So most of the dead are homosexuals?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:11 PM (ih6Nn)

meh, no soccer on for while (that was a friendly)
I'm going through withdrawals.

gay? check out the models on their arms, bling

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (qCMvj)

353 Obviously more of those pesky youth gangs that have been giving Paris so much trouble...

Posted by: Hamilton at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (4djZu)

354 334 Will Obama come out and say it's just some random violence?
Posted by: dantesed at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM (88xKn)

Just a workplace misunderstanding.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (+YMhA)

355 France has always been screwed since they got rid of Inspector Clouseau

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (uJK1E)

356 Glad I don't live there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (ih6Nn)

357 "Hillary just came on TV and said this was all due to a Julia Ormond movie released in 1995."

Comedy Gold Jerry!!

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (0LHZx)

358 Via the Telegraph: "Two of the attacks took place on either side of the massive square where more than a million people turned out in January to march to denounce terrorism after the Charlie Hebdo attacks."

Yeah, those marches sure showed them!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (ppaKI)

359 let's not jump to any conclusions....it could be the huguenauts
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel

I'm going with protests over the importation of haggis into France ...

Posted by: Adriane the Civility Critic ... at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (jnAIZ)

360 @329

Fat chick with exercise website

http://tinyurl.com/q3z8cly

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (jJRIy)

361 treizemie

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:15 PM (0O7c5)

362 I have to get glasses and find a better way to type on a small keyboard with big fingers.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (gviQk)

363 Josh Homme is not touring with Eagles of Death Metal during the European swing.

Jesse Hughes the band's co founder with Homme is.

Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (6nGV8)

364 And Julius Caesar just fell on his car keys.

Et tu, ute?

Posted by: Julius at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (0NdlF)

365 They have the KKK in France? Did they draw a poop Swastika?

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (rUc9h)

366 5150 refers to bat-shit crazy.
As in "a danger to others" and "involuntary confinement" kind of crazy.

Posted by: Eye Of Knut at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (qe1E5)

367 India handles its Muslim population well. If they kill Hindus, you let a Hindu mob give it back to them 10 fold while the police dither. There's a reason why Indian Muslims behave and European ones don't.

Posted by: Naes at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (Ypc8j)

368 329

Drove by a car today with the New Hampshire license plate 5150MOM.

Who here knows what that means?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (6a1ih)

Crazy Mom. 5150 is police code for a crazy person, I think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (4ErVI)

369 Charlie Hebdo and the Hyper Cache kosher market were both in the 10th as well

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (zOTsN)

370 Gunmen shouted Allah Akbar.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (o7Ajd)

371 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 05:10 PM (4ErVI)

The French were brutal in Algeria. I had a cousin who served there, and they gave as good as they got. Probably the first modern terrorist-driven war.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (Zu3d9)

372 Drudge reporting the gunmen are shouting 'Allah Akbar!"

What a surprise.

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:12 PM (TxJGV)

Does that mean the same in French as it does in English?

Posted by: Josh Earnest at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (nFdGS)

373
She likes Van Halen?

Your warm...

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (6a1ih)

374 Jay @341.
I'm thinking we are past that point.
Islam is engaged in total war. The West is not.
This may change and it'll result in a lot more than mosque burnings.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (08Znv)

375

hubby

35 dead. 100 hostages (All TBC)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (qCMvj)

376 Involuntary Psychiatric Hold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (ih6Nn)

377 Appears to be the work of white, Christian, right-wing, Republicans angry about gay marriage and possibly gun laws.

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (1k5Ov)

378 @324 It's worth any price to keep a liberal from feeling guilty about his racial privilege.

Posted by: Socratease at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (FqHs5)

379 People are whining about Jihadi John being killed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 04:59 PM (iQIUe)

I have no doubt that's the 'cause' of these attacks. Plus, muzzies. It's what they do.

Posted by: RickZ at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (dcIVz)

380 The Friday the 13 th massacre. That will be the name.

Hey, I don't want to be associated with these lunatics

Posted by: Jason Vorhees at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (ZbV+0)

381 35 dead, 100 hostages at concert hall

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (gviQk)

382 Nothing to worry about. It's only some more of that workplace violence that's been going around lately. We'll have it all sorted out in due time.

Posted by: Hank at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (IkSOf)

383 Section 5150 is a section of the California Welfare and Institutions Code (WIC) (in particular, the Lanterman–Petris–Short Act or "LPS") which authorizes a qualified officer or clinician to involuntarily confine a person suspected to have a mental disorder that makes him or her a danger to him- or herself, a danger to others, and/or gravely disabled. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (evdj2)

384 40 dead

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (ppaKI)

385 Drove by a car today with the New Hampshire license plate 5150MOM.

"Section 5150. police code for crazy one on the loose."

Hrm. Better keep your dick in a No Crazy Safe Zone.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (0NdlF)

386 Look how the brit weenies are whining that this guy has a rifle:

https://twitter.com/gilescoren/status/665289004603035650

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:17 PM (iQIUe)

387 #336 Trump said he'd bomb the shit out of ISIS.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (xodPA)

388 Send in Charlie Wax...

Posted by: From Paris With Love at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (nbGZj)

389 As if the shootings and grenade attacks weren't bad enough, it was just reported that one of the terrorists might have put a poop swastika on a toilet stall door.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (1RNgT)

390 Does that mean the same in French as it does in English?
Posted by: Josh Earnest at November 13, 2015 05:16 PM (nFdGS)

Yes, but not in Austrian.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (+YMhA)

391

warzone

Kalashnikov and grenade attacks'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (qCMvj)

392 IT'S A TRAAAP!!!

Posted by: Allah Ackbar at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (ih6Nn)

393 vendredi 13
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:14 PM (0O7c5)

Ok. My French is non-existent

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (xWW96)

394 Never mind this, somewhere there's a tranny that can't use its bathroom of choice!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (oVJmc)

395 Maybe they're Hawaiian and shouted "Aloha Snackbar!"

Posted by: buzzion at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (z/Ubi)

396 Well Jason doesn't speak so he's out as a suspect

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (gviQk)

397
update: 100 hostages at concert hall; at least 35 dead.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (dciA+)

398

Obama said they were "contained" today

stupid fucking guy

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:19 PM (zOTsN)

399 5150mom=nut confined without her permission.

http://tinyurl.com/pvfy7ph

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:19 PM (jJRIy)

400 372 Drudge reporting the gunmen are shouting 'Allah Akbar!"

---------------

Is that French for "We need jobs"?

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:19 PM (rUc9h)

401

"complex terrorist operation"
sky news

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:19 PM (qCMvj)

402 I follow a lot of French and German digital humanities people on Twitter. Here's the latest from one, quoting a French journalist: "It gets worse. Police say at least 30 dead in Paris attacks. 11 at a
restaurant, 15 at the theatre where hostage situation still ongoing."

Apparently three more-or-less simultaneous attacks:

1. Soccer game at which President Hollande was present: he's been evacuated.

2. "Theatre" or "concert hall" or club - sounds like a nightclub with a stage, but maybe bigger than that - where Eagles of Death Metal were performing. I don't know whether that's a single group or (more likely from the name) a show featuring a bunch of different Death Metal bands. That's where the hostages are being held.

3. A restaurant (as quoted above) - whether Kosher or not, I do not know.

Other tweeters have reported that there were bombs with ball bearings or nails or both in them - at which sites I do not know - as well as shooting.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at November 13, 2015 05:19 PM (h7EAk)

403

40 dead now...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:19 PM (qCMvj)

404 "Why has France become a target?"

Simple - they've imported millions of the murderous bastards.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (ppaKI)

405 Nbc news

A police official confirmed one explosion at a McDonald's near the stadium..The game was not stopped, police told NBC News.

(So maybe the explosions were not at the stadium but nearby--still supposedly a total of three explosions)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (mcm0N)

406 Was Yoko Ono performing at the concert Hall?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (ih6Nn)

407
" check out the models on their arms, bling----artisanal 'ette"
Beards.
They are transgenders.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (uhftQ)

408 Awful.

Posted by: lea at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (vmMMi)

409 State department is reporting if Israel would stop jumping in front of knives this wouldn't happen

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (gviQk)

410 "Allah Akbar" is Swedish for "Don't Tread on Me," ergo Scandi Teapartiers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (zn5Cm)

411 Ok. My French is non-existent

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (xWW96)

so is mine... i flunked it in hs

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (0O7c5)

412 @329 Refers to California Penal Code section 5150, involuntary commitment for mental instability.

Posted by: Socratease at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (FqHs5)

413 Doesn't France have Common-Sense Gun Laws?

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (rUc9h)

414 Is that French for "We need jobs"?
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:19 PM (rUc9h)

I believe it translates to "that Harf chicken is an idiot."

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (+YMhA)

415 James Taylor fans in France will do anything for another concert.

Posted by: buzzion at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)

416 Holy shit.

I hope they find out who the terrorists are, wipe out their families, bomb their hometowns, then shoot them in the head one at a time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (kpqmD)

417 Anddddd...

Is it time for the West to loose its temper yet???

Posted by: BB Wolf, wondering how people can say they support Vets, when there is no Defense Bill? at November 13, 2015 05:21 PM (qh617)

418 Ok. My French is non-existent
Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (xWW96)

my french husband went to dinner, /sigh

but his first email? F**K!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:21 PM (qCMvj)

419
"A police official confirmed one explosion at a McDonald's near the stadium"

They run out of chicken nuggets again?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2015 05:21 PM (uhftQ)

420 Hell, even my local TV has gone live with this. Not gonna be a good night at all in Paris.

Posted by: HH at November 13, 2015 05:21 PM (DrCtv)

421 406 Was Yoko Ono performing at the concert Hall?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (ih6Nn)

That could definitely cause ME to go all splodey.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2015 05:21 PM (+YMhA)

422

look what we've got in office for another year

sorry, I don't feel safe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (qCMvj)

423
I hope they find out who the terrorists are, wipe out their families, bomb their hometowns, then shoot them in the head one at a time.

So no suicide bombs? The perps are still active?

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (/dSsq)

424 You would think that Death Metal would not be haram.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (evdj2)

425 They used the Charlie Hebdo lessons learned.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (MVQMJ)

426

400 suspects in France

400

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (zOTsN)

427 416
Holy shit.

I hope they find out who the terrorists are, wipe out their
families, bomb their hometowns, then shoot them in the head one at a
time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (kpqmD)
that's a good start

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (0O7c5)

428 France has been fighting the war on terror. There AF has been doing bombing runs in Syria and targeting ISIS more so than Putin.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (mcm0N)

429 We're about to get to that point where the SJWs are going to learn about what happens when Old mostly White people get pissed off and what happens to countries and continents that cause OmWp to get into this state of mind.

Of course, here in the US, we'll have to wait until Fredo leaves office.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (btn6O)

430 How apropos. I'm sure the little nouvelles Maoist Amherstistas will be happy to sign up for this revolution because they get to go to Paris yo!!!!

The Terror should return to the scene of the crime.

Posted by: dissent555 at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (YUN1C)

431 Jesse Hughes fronts the band, Josh is the drummer.

Just as an FYI.

I saw them on this tour, and it was great, with Jesse coming out and shaking every single person that went to the show's hand.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (QFjNO)

432 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (evdj2)

433 "A police official confirmed one explosion at a McDonald's near the stadium"

They run out of chicken nuggets again?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2015 05:21 PM (uhftQ)

pattern seems "American"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (qCMvj)

434 The chicken nuggets weren't halal.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (xodPA)

435 This is a job for Team America: World Police!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (ttnnR)

436

Is it time for the West to loose its temper yet???

Us doing anything would be far far worse. Now is the time for us to understand their pain.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

437 Obviously, the attacks are in response to the French demanding wine be served at diplomatic luncheons. (sarc)

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (MIKMs)

438 Sky News says it "Seems to be a terrorist attack"

No, I think it's bad gas lines, yeah that's it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (jJRIy)

439 BBC is reporting 40 dead

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (gviQk)

440 423
I hope they find out who the terrorists are, wipe out their families, bomb their hometowns, then shoot them in the head one at a time.

So no suicide bombs? The perps are still active?
Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (/dSsq)

They took hostages.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (kpqmD)

441 meanwhile, around the rest of Europe, eyebrows rise as people begin considering how many 25 year old males have recently arrived from "Syria"

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (TxJGV)

442 A truly vicious thing to do would be to stage a few terrorist attacks on Sunni mosques in the banlieu and make it look like it was carried out by Shi'a lunatics.

Then cordon off the area and shoot anyone who stumbles over the line.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (4ErVI)

443 394 Never mind this, somewhere there's a tranny that can't use its bathroom of choice!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:18 PM (oVJmc)

Not to mention all those poor black folks whose millionaire parents sent them into the belly of hell at Mizzou, where they were subjected to poop artistry and occasional name calling.

I'm telling you, it is amazing that they didn't go all splodey, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (+YMhA)

444 And Angela Merkel has invited millions more.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (t1Nfz)

445 Have a friend in Paris, told me through FB all of Paris is on lock down. Everyone told to stay home

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (RLdcX)

446 Damn. Just started listening to some Eagles of Death Metal last week. They seem to have a good sense of humor. Don't take themselves seriously. Just having fun, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DLVLRpKtYc

Posted by: Dang at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (2oWD2)

447

What Europe needs is more of these friggin "immigrants"

I can hear the borders closing now

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (zOTsN)

448 Probably a reaction to hate speech. Like somebody saying "Free Speech" or "All Lives Matter" or something.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (rUc9h)

449 #Jobs4jihadis

Posted by: Hank at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (IkSOf)

450 So I bet obama is cowering in some closet...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (/dSsq)

451 Latest tweets:

Reports of 35 dead (presumably at all 3 locations), up to 100 hostages at concert hall.

Fans wandering around inside the soccer stadium and on the field - don't know if they're not allowed to leave, or afraid to leave, but I think the shooting/bombs/whatever there were actually outside the stadium, so either would make sense.

One nice thing: Parisians are using hashtag #PorteOuverte (= open door) to offer strangers safe places to stay until it's over.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (h7EAk)

452 *Their * Air Force ugh

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (mcm0N)

453 406 Was Yoko Ono performing at the concert Hall?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:20 PM (ih6Nn)

That would explain the suicide bomber.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (oKE6c)

454 French reaction to this: More gun control laws. Leftists never learn from mistakes. Lest they wouldn't be leftists in the first place.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 05:25 PM (xWW96)

455 Let's not be too hasty with blame, here; some witnesses said the folks doing the shooting were speaking Austrian.

-
Fvcking Kangaroo Liberation Army!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 13, 2015 05:25 PM (Nwg0u)

456 We paralyze ourselves in fear of collateral damage.

They revel in it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

457 germany must be freaking out

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:25 PM (0O7c5)

458 441
meanwhile, around the rest of Europe, eyebrows rise as people begin
considering how many 25 year old males have recently arrived from
"Syria"

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:23 PM (TxJGV)

In many cases one merely need look out the front window at the group of Syrians lounging outside the apartment building or gym across the street.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 05:25 PM (4ErVI)

459 #HandJobs4jihadis

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 13, 2015 05:25 PM (evdj2)

460 Other tweeters have reported that there were bombs with ball bearings or nails or both in them - at which sites I do not know - as well as shooting.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at November 13, 2015 05:19 PM (h7EAk)

Clearly not terrorism

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:25 PM (493sH)

461 May the Families of the Murdered find Swift Justice and Be Comforted in their Loss ...

Posted by: Adriane the Civility Critic ... at November 13, 2015 05:25 PM (jnAIZ)

462 Live feed from SkyNews: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8ygfeature=youtu.be

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:25 PM (oKE6c)

463 Nothing that a Corsican Corporal couldn't solve.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (ih6Nn)

464 Why does this only happen in America??

Posted by: Barack O' Skidmark at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (S9rS1)

465

absolutely horrible

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (qCMvj)

466 So I wonder what demands the hostage takers will have?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (FkBIv)

467 Nothing that a Corsican Corporal couldn't solve.

He'd invade Italy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)

468

Geraldo is crying

his daughter is at the soccer game on a study abroad semester

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (zOTsN)

469 450 So I bet obama is cowering in some closet...
Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (/dSsq)

Nah. He's watching ESPN.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (oKE6c)

470

I bet they were all on the "Watch Lists"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (qCMvj)

471 "Eagles of Death Metal" is a joke name, like "Queens of the Stone Age." They're not Death Metal.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (dciA+)

472 Have any of the perps been taken out?

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (/dSsq)

473 that's a good start
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:22 PM (0O7c5)

It won't be over until the ME is a smooth sheet of glass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (+YMhA)

474 Fox reporting that Geraldo Rivera's daughter was at the concert.

She got out safely.

Geraldo sounding shaken is reporting on Shep Smith's show now.

Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (6nGV8)

475 450 So I bet obama is cowering in some closet...

----------------

Well...yes, But then he's been doing that for years. Ahem.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (rUc9h)

476 Funny how for certain events Prezzy Choom can't get in front of the cameras fast enough to shoot off his mouth. I'm guessing there won't be word one about this from his majesty. Unless it's to not jump to any conclusions.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (493sH)

477 Where is Charles Martel when you need him?

Posted by: Naes at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (Ypc8j)

478 More campus violence. Sounds like a bunch of students of indeterminate ethnicity were kicked out of their study groups.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (oKE6c)

479 So I bet obama is cowering in some closet...
Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:24 PM (/dSsq)

Nah. He's watching ESPN.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (oKE6c)

he's being kept up to date, the french say
they still call him "President" obama...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (qCMvj)

480 Mickey D's cooking with pig grease?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (IAA1S)

481 Barry Soetoro, come out of the closet!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (evdj2)

482
Crazy Mom. 5150 is police code for a crazy person, I think.

Yep! I thought it was cool. She probably gives good bj's, too, I thought. Also might be a snapper, I thought. Stay away, I thought.

Involuntary Psychiatric Hold.

Is this the official meaning?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (6a1ih)

483 So I wonder what demands the hostage takers will have?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (FkBIv)

Well I can fuckin bet ya that it will not be fuckin free tuition for college or a fuckin 15$ hour minimum wage.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (DUoqb)

484

CLOSE THE FUCKING BORDERS

TAKE AWAY TERRORISTS CITIZENSHIP AND FORCIBLY DEPORT

DO NOT ALLOW PEOPLE WHO TRAVEL TO AFGHANASTAN AND SYRIA BACK IN

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (zOTsN)

485 466
So I wonder what demands the hostage takers will have?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (FkBIv)

Convert or die.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (jJRIy)

486
Geraldo is crying

his daughter is at the soccer game on a study abroad semester

As much as I detest Him I feel for Him...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (/dSsq)

487 Just to keep things in order about enemy of my enemy.

ISIS - Sunni
Assad- Shia
Iran- Shia
Hezbollah - Shia
Kurds- Sunni
Chechens- Sunni- Safi
Afghans - Sunni
Al Queda- Sunni

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (Z+ic4)

488 So I wonder what demands the hostage takers will have?

Islam. ("Submit")

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (0NdlF)

489 Who was the candidate that was saying yesterday (or today) that he would 'bomb the shit' out of ISIS?

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at November 13, 2015 05:13 PM

That was Trump so I guess he would have to bomb Paris. I'd start with some of those slums.

Posted by: Lester at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (2UPXV)

490
Not a day goes by without a muslim somewhere committing an atrocity in the name of islam.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (iQIUe)

491
The band Eagles of Death Metal

Please don't let Alain Johannes be with them this time.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (kdS6q)

492 Nuke Mecca.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (MQEz6)

493 Is it time for the West to loose its temper yet???

Nah, we're too busy cowering before college babies on hunger strike

Posted by: Jason Vorhees at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (ZbV+0)

494 Geraldo is crying

his daughter is at the soccer game on a study abroad semester

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:26 PM (zOTsN)

Teachable moment?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (oKE6c)

495 The White House is reporting that Prezzy Choom is being briefed on the situation. Read - they walked in and found his briefs around his ankles and Reggie giving him a good going over

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (493sH)

496 Possible shooting at a shopping mall.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (o7Ajd)

497
Gerry Rivers is an actor. A performer. Full of feces, he is.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 05:29 PM (6a1ih)

498 477 Where is ~~Charles Martel~~ Vlad the Impaler when you need him?
Posted by: Naes at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (Ypc8j)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:29 PM (oKE6c)

499 R-E-L-A-X

Only 10% of the Muzzles are murdering, stabby radicals and that means there's only 150 million of them running around.

We'll have them rounded up by noon on Thursday. Friday tops.

Posted by: Hank at November 13, 2015 05:29 PM (IkSOf)

500 Teachable moment?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (oKE6c)
he can't learn.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:29 PM (0O7c5)

501

enough

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:29 PM (zOTsN)

502

So, unchecked immigration working out ok? Everyone got their chicken?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2015 05:29 PM (kdS6q)

503
quick, import thousands of these "refugees" to our country!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 13, 2015 05:29 PM (6a1ih)

504 Possible shooting at a shopping mall.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (o7Ajd)

Where?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 13, 2015 05:30 PM (0NdlF)

505 @487:

Assad = Alawite. Closer to Shia than Sunni, but detested by both.

Posted by: Captain Ned at November 13, 2015 05:30 PM (WI6nT)

506 Eagles of Death Metal are an American rock band from Palm Desert, California, United States, formed in 1998 by Jesse Hughes and Josh Homme, who are the only permanent members of the band, though Homme rarely plays live shows because of commitments to other bands. There are also a wide range of other musicians that play under the Eagles of Death Metal moniker, both on the albums and in live shows, frequently under humorous aliases.

Posted by: CNN earpiece at November 13, 2015 05:30 PM (xodPA)

507 Apparently the French president was at the soccer game. They got him out safely, but damn.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2015 05:30 PM (ppaKI)

508 487 Assad is Alawite which is a neo-Platonic split off of Shia Islam. The mullahs of Iran look at them as heretics and are slowly transforming Assad's rump state into a traditional Shia country. This is one of the reasons Assad asked Russia to intervene.

Posted by: Naes at November 13, 2015 05:30 PM (Ypc8j)

509 quick, import thousands of these "refugees" to our country!!
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo

We're already on it!

Posted by: DHS at November 13, 2015 05:30 PM (zn5Cm)

510 So 18 more French people (40 according to recent reports) who probably wished they had the right to at least try to defend themselves. Maybe Obama will visit and give a speech saying how wonderful it is that the entire country is a gun-free zone.

Posted by: "Syrian" "Refugee" at November 13, 2015 05:30 PM (r9mDd)

511 Ugh. Useless skynews feed calling this a tragedy.

It's an act of war, fools.

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2015 05:30 PM (ZbV+0)

512 quick, import thousands of these "refugees" to our country!!

Whoa there. You can't possibly expect to *deport* them from where they are right now!

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (0NdlF)

513 492 Nuke Mecca.
Posted by: eman at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (MQEz6)

That should have been our first act after 9-11. Drop a low yield nuke right into Mecca. Make it a radioactive no-go zone. Fuck those savages.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (kpqmD)

514 History tells us these bastards don't take hostages to let them go

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (gviQk)

515 Geraldo sounding shaken is reporting on Shep Smith's show now.

That might be the only thing that keeps Jerry Rivers from blaming America and conservatives for this.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

516 Friday.....Have you noticed a pattern of these violent events happening on Fridays. Interesting isn't it.

Posted by: vera at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (rlsSF)

517 Geraldo is crying

his daughter is at the soccer game on a study abroad semester

As much as I detest Him I feel for Him...
Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (/dSsq)

she's safe tho
he's lucky
not so many others

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (qCMvj)

518 I was looking for my "Terror Attack Checklist" that I came up with after one of the last attacks but couldn't find it.

You all know the drill anyways. We'll start with the declarations that Islam is a religion of peace and this is an isolated incident.

Public solidarity show of support by politicians and media for Muslims.

Online war for the narrative...

etc, etc,

Everyone have a good night. I have work to do and this is nothing new. National suicides take so much time and are never finished with one bullet...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (AC0lD)

519 France: time to bring back the National Razor.

Britain: time to look up the surviving members of Albert Pierrepoint's family.

America: time to import one of the surviving members of Albert Pierrepoint's family.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (oKE6c)

520 Les Halles shopping mall.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (o7Ajd)

521
Obama was briefed on the situation in Paris using #hashtags and #emojis, the "international language of diplomacy".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (BK3ZS)

522 Geraldo super upset now that its his kid in danger

well

welcome to the party asshole

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (zOTsN)

523 "let's not jump to any conclusions....it could be the huguenauts
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel "

No way. I took care of those pesky Protestants in 1572

Posted by: Catherine de'Medici at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (JSovD)

524 OK, others have made this point, but:

Never mind their quick surrender in 1940. That was a collapse of national will. Never mind what annoying allies they can be. They are still allies, and they need absolutely no lessons from the Russians when it comes to ruthless direct operations.

I served alongside a French SOF officer and he was an absolute badass. Served as an exchange officer with the SAS. If I remember mon colonel, he's fucking praying his leadership sends him after these bastards.

Posted by: JPS at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (2TjrT)

525

they are still going to blame Bush, and the Iraq war
Seeing Blare come out and apologize was something

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (qCMvj)

526 This is for Syria

theater gunman screamed

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (zOTsN)

527
They are so afraid to call evil evil. They had kittens when Reagan than Bush called them out.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (iQIUe)

528 60 dead
More than 60 dead, according to BFMTV. "Hundreds" held hostage in the Bataclan night club. Security forces fear that there are "several hostage takings underway" in Paris.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (ppaKI)

529 Funny how for certain events Prezzy Choom can't get in front of the cameras fast enough to shoot off his mouth.

"I don't know the facts, but the French behaved stupidly..."

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

530 Obama was briefed on the situation in Paris using #hashtags and #emojis, the "international language of diplomacy".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM (BK3ZS)

Has he issued an apology to the attackers yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (493sH)

531 Gunman screaming "This is for Syria"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (DUoqb)

532 So is geraldo going to be next lib mugged by reality

Posted by: traye at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (3NfFx)

533 As soon as TFG figures out how to make this all about himself, and exonerate the ROP, he'll cut into prime time broadcasts. I've seen this movie, seven years running now.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (7v/r5)

534 We'll have them rounded up by noon on Thursday. Friday tops.

Posted by: Hank at November 13, 2015 05:29 PM (IkSOf)

C'mon people you simply can't round up 12 million illegals. IT JUST CAN'T BE DONE!!!!-Kasich and Yeb

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (4ErVI)

535

now an attack at a shopping mall

a shooting

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (zOTsN)

536 CNN has 60 killed. This keeps getting worse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (ih6Nn)

537 CNN coverage better than Fox--no Jerry Rivers or endless SkyNews loops

Posted by: moi aussi at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (8CdUx)

538 probably need a new thread
this one is media heavy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (qCMvj)

539

slam the fucking door Europe

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (zOTsN)

540 Another attack just being reported.

At a shopping mall.

This sh*t is insane

Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (6nGV8)

541 Shemp just said we can't jump to conclusions. Geraldo's daughter is in Paris and he's all choked up.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (Nwg0u)

542 Wouldn't be surprised to see multiple cities involved in semi-coordinated attacks. Declaration of all-out war on their part.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (NeFrd)

543

another shooting, shopping mall, says SKY news

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (qCMvj)

544 Sweet Jesus......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (LA7Cm)

545 Shit! They are now shooting at a mall. So all over the city these assholes attacked.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (iQIUe)

546 I had Cavuto on when this started. Now it's Shep & Geraldo, his daughter is there.

I'm turning off. One is bad enough, but I can't take two of them.

Another attack (4th) at a mall. They can't be sure this fourth one happened.

Posted by: Carol at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (sj3Ax)

547 Sky/Reuters reporting shooting at a shopping mall in addition to previously discussed attacks

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (ZbV+0)

548 SkyNews just relayed a report of another shooting at a shopping mall in Paris...

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (ZQfW9)

549 I'll bet Germany is wishing they could have more Muzzies after seeing this.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (gviQk)

550 I sense that Paris itself is pretty well policed ...
-----------------

You experience with the Gendarmerie may be different than mine. It was always my impression that they would rather allow a street crime than risk spoiling the crease in their trousers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (n22zQ)

551
L'Halle - the big market and shopping center.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (iQIUe)

552 Has he issued an apology to the attackers yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:32 PM (493sH)

No. He's busy drafting his "attaboy" for them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (oKE6c)

553 Obama said they were "contained" today

stupid fucking guyPosted by: ThunderB.......................It's almost as if anything he touches turns to shit or something

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (wAQA5)

554 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM

You forgot the public hand wringing over the inevitable "backlash" against Muslims.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (ttnnR)

555 slam the fucking door Europe

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (zOTsN)

hard to do, but yea

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (qCMvj)

556 515 Geraldo sounding shaken is reporting on Shep Smith's show now.

That might be the only thing that keeps Jerry Rivers from blaming America and conservatives for this.

-------------------

I'm sure that he and Shep will get around to blaming the Tea Party and America in general, as soon as the shock wears off.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (rUc9h)

557 550 - "...Your experience...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (n22zQ)

558
I am so concerned about my daughter who I know is safe and sound right now.

Quick, put me on live TV so I can show everyone how concerned I am as a father!!

Posted by: Gerry Rivers at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (6a1ih)

559 I would take anything Geraldo says with a grain of salt. He will lie to get people to watch him.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (iQIUe)

560 541 Shemp just said we can't jump to conclusions. Geraldo's daughter is in Paris and he's all choked up.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (Nwg0u)

I'm sorry about his daughter. That said, fuck Geraldo and fuck Shep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (kpqmD)

561
Rubio 2016: It Could Happen Here

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (kdS6q)

562 Just when you think Shep is awful, in comes Geraldo to up the ante.

Who are "they" Geraldo? Who are they?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (jJRIy)

563 Death count's up to 40 from a tweet I saw. More shootings.

Posted by: S at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (HCXGq)

564
I'm sure that he and Shep will get around to blaming the Tea Party and America in general, as soon as the shock wears off.

Or poop swastikas...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM (/dSsq)

565

Geraldo getting dangerously close to telling Euope to shut the fucking door

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM (zOTsN)

566 Wasn't someone distraught over a poop swastika recently? Goddamned pussies need to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Dang at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM (2oWD2)

567 They're probably incensed Gary Pinkel resigned.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

568 554
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 13, 2015 05:31 PM

You forgot the public hand wringing over the inevitable "backlash" against Muslims.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2015 05:34 PM (ttnnR)

It was on the list. It was pretty comprehensive.
Outta here....later

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM (AC0lD)

569
Calm down...

Posted by: James Taylor at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM (n22zQ)

570 Germany is probably wishing they could have more Muzzies

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM (gviQk)

571 Insomniac,
Thank you for posting my thoughts exactly!

Posted by: Carol at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM (sj3Ax)

572 the Gendarmes aren't in Paris--Police National and Police Judiciare

and the CRS, who will kick your ass without hesitation, just for fun

Posted by: moi aussi at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (8CdUx)

573 @Taniel 11m11 minutes ago

Taniel Retweeted Pierre Monégier
France 2 journalist: 30 people just ran out of Bataclan, said they were liberated by police.

@cnnbrk 8m8 minutes ago
BFM reports that at least 60 people have died in Paris attacks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (rSTkb)

574 #TerroristLivesMatter

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (oKE6c)

575 Is there a YouTube video?, because that could explain it.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (n22zQ)

576
Geraldo getting dangerously close to telling Euope to shut the fucking door

HOW ABOUT HERE, DUMBASS?????

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

577 My daughter was at a bar when a suicide Bomber tried to get in- Israeli Guard stopped him and was killed. Turned her into a Conservative fast

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (DUoqb)

578 I think we are going to see over 100 dead before this is over, and it could get much worse. They aren't going to make demands with the hostages. They are going to kill them. So the French will have to send in the commandos, and collateral damage be damned.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (xWW96)

579
Remember how for the last few months I've been saying that I'm really considering to Carry on a daily basis because of the mayhem on account that we now live in the Age Of obama?

Yeah, I might really do it. I just don't want the bulk...

Posted by: Gerry Rivers at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (6a1ih)

580 This is most likely Knights Templar extremists getting revenge on the French for Philip IV's Friday the 13th roundup.

Posted by: Dan Brown at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (REdlt)

581 Time for the French to get in touch with their inner Charles The Hammer.

Posted by: thirteen28 at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (Brcmp)

582
You only need a cell of maybe 5-10 people to pull this off.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (0x/TW)

583
Geraldo super upset now that its his kid in danger

well

welcome to the party asshole
Posted by: ThunderB
.................................

Gerdildo Retardo is a NIMBY

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (wAQA5)

584 You know it's bad when you switch to CNN to listen to Wolf instead of Shep and Geraldo.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (jJRIy)

585 They have to stop being so effin welcoming. No bennies, no mosques, no praying in the street, no schools, etc.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (iQIUe)

586

up to 60 dead, local station reports

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (qCMvj)

587 It was on the list. It was pretty comprehensive.
Outta here....later

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM

Just checking. Carry on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (ttnnR)

588 Teachable moment?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:28 PM (oKE6c)

I doubt it very much.

He will use it as a segue into a hectoring monologue about "root causes" and other blather.

And then try to get a TV special about it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (Zu3d9)

589 wow even Geraldo now saying "with thousands of refugees pouring into Europe, military age males, no way we can vet them"

duh, yeah

Can't wait till Obama teaches America another lesson on humility, by giving us our 200,000 Muslim "refugees", only 20% of which will be terrorists ... the rest just America hating rapists.

Maybe this will change things?

Posted by: Illiniwek at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (Nc0+l)

590 571 Insomniac,
Thank you for posting my thoughts exactly!
Posted by: Carol at November 13, 2015 05:35 PM (sj3Ax)

Glad to be of service!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (kpqmD)

591 Obama to make statement.

Can hardly wait.

Posted by: Who Knows at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (W+Itt)

592 471 "'Eagles of Death Metal' is a joke name, like 'Queens of the Stone Age.' They're not Death Metal."

Thanks. I was wondering about that - thinking surely vultures or bats or wolves or almost any other animal would be a lot more death-metally (death-metallic?) than eagles.

Twitterers are now reporting possibly 5 or 6 or even 10 coordinated attacks.

Also, the club with the hostages is apparently called Bataclan if you're Googling it or searching Twitter.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (h7EAk)

593 L'Halle - the big market and shopping center.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:33 PM (iQIUe)

oh fuck

this is huge

1. restaurant
2. sporting event
3. concert
4. mall

fuck

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (zOTsN)

594 If our diversity becomes a casualty, that will be even worse.

Posted by: Pentagon-Trained French General at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (3GAnN)

595 That new Muhammad cartoon must have been a doozey.

Posted by: Hank at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (IkSOf)

596 I always thought "Allah Akbar" was the Mennonite's German dialect for "Where's the potato salad?". Who knew?

Posted by: qwerty at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (vsMXk)

597

60, way more than Hebdo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (qCMvj)

598 591 Obama to make statement.

Can hardly wait.

Hope He changed His pants...

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (/dSsq)

599
You can drill for oil right through a plane of glass...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (qul7b)

600 Abc reporting multiple acts of violence.
So glad they're on it.

Meanwhile. I wonder if the muzzies have forgotten France is a nuclear power?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (aZNua)

601 Reports of a police operation at the theater, some hostages freed.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (ppaKI)

602 The problem with Geraldo is his Puerto Rican side always wins over his Jewish side and he sounds like an idiot.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (jJRIy)

603

welcome to Israel

shut the door

build a wall

wake the fuck up

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (zOTsN)

604 the Gendarmes aren't in Paris--Police National and Police Judiciare
------------
Acknowledged that the CNS are men of little patience, but no Gendarmes in Paris? There must have been a huge change since I was there last.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (n22zQ)

605 Geraldo just referenced the cycle of repression and resentment among Muslim youth. They need to get him off the air and let him go tend to his daughter. He's not objective at this time.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (NeFrd)

606 this is huge

1. restaurant
2. sporting event
3. concert
4. mall

fuck
Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (zOTsN)

yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (qCMvj)

607 Geraldo was the "reporter" who gave away troop positions in Iraq in 2003.

On behalf of those who he put in harm's way and their parents; Go fuck yourself, Geraldo.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (YEelc)

608 can we cross muslim outreach off our agenda permanently now?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:39 PM (0O7c5)

609 Europe, here is your chance to wake the fuck up.

Posted by: Dang at November 13, 2015 05:39 PM (2oWD2)

610 Fredo to speak?

Fuck why?

To apologize for saying ISIS is on the run?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:39 PM (DUoqb)

611 welcome to Israel

shut the door

build a wall

wake the fuck up
Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (zOTsN)

dome

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:39 PM (qCMvj)

612 Oh, great! The Obama is going to speak now! what a waste of time!

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 05:39 PM (gy5kE)

613

I want to hear what Merkel says.
She is taking in SO MANY refugees.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:39 PM (qCMvj)

614 slam the fucking door Europe
_________________

Too late.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (a31sM)

615 oh fuck

this is huge

1. restaurant

2. sporting event

3. concert

4. mall

fuck

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM

Note to self: Never leave home without pistol.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (ttnnR)

616 I have no sympathy for Geraldo, because I don't doubt he'd be singing another tune if he and his were all in Peekskill.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

617 498 477 Where is Charles Martel Vlad the Impaler when you need him?
Posted by: Naes at November 13, 2015 05:27 PM (Ypc8j)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:29 PM (oKE6c)

the Templars, and Hospitallers had the mandate of protecting Pilgrims going to the Holy Land...

There was however ONE Holy Order of Knights, specifically created and ordered to defend against the Jihad.... the Hungarian 'Order of the Dragon'...

THAT is something I could get behind coming back...

Posted by: BB Wolf, wondering how people can say they support Vets, when there is no Defense Bill? at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (qh617)

618

Sky talking to a friggin french canadian, meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (qCMvj)

619 589 wow even Geraldo now saying "with thousands of refugees pouring into Europe, military age males, no way we can vet them"

Here's a thought: QUIT LETTING THE FUCKERS IN!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (kpqmD)

620 Sounds like a Muslim anti-French backlash.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (ptqRm)

621 Prezzy Dipshit to speak at 5:45 Eastern. Who wants to start a pool on how late he'll show up?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (493sH)

622 CNN is now saying 60 dead.

But stop with the Islamophobia, you bigots. This was clearly the work of the Real IRA.

Posted by: S at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (HCXGq)

623 Obama to make ~~statement~~ excuses for Teh Religion of Peaces.

Can hardly wait.

Posted by: Who Knows at November 13, 2015 05:37 PM (W+Itt)

Stolen from Bob Owens on Twitter for accuracy here.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (GUBah)

624 If I had a son, he'd be blowing shit up in France.

Posted by: TFG at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (EUMr7)

625 The Zero is going to make excuses for the terrorists.

Posted by: maddogg at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (xWW96)

626 The Merkel attacks will live in Infamy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:40 PM (ih6Nn)

627 God this just gets worse every minute.

Posted by: lea at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (vmMMi)

628 You only need a cell of maybe 5-10 people to pull this off.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2015 05:36 PM (0x/TW)
This.
Liberals always bleat that "most of X are OK." Hell, most of any group is OK. Most Germans were OK. Hell, most Nazis were probably OK, since many people just joined the party to get ahead and/or keep their jobs.
Those idiots fail to grasp that the segment of the population that poses a threat is only a few percent. Half the population is female; take away infants, geriatrics, etc. and the 15-25 year old male population - the demographic we're talking about - is maybe 5%.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (oKE6c)

629 Charlie Hebdo lasted for three days. Stay tuned.

ISIS tweeted a picture of Paris burning.

JV.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (7v/r5)

630 Obama never miss a chance to get on TV. Cause we need to close the gun show loop hole!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (jJRIy)

631 The problem with Geraldo is his Puerto Rican side always wins over his Jewish side and he sounds like an idiot.

Geraldo Epstein?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

632 Posted by: Gerry Rivers at November 13, 2015 05:36

My pants literally would fall down without. They all have a pouch stretched out into the right hip.

Posted by: traye at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (3NfFx)

633 Why did they evacuate President Hollande? Fuck him. I would have gotten civilians out and not someone at least partially responsible for this state of affairs.

Posted by: Naes at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (Ypc8j)

634 Secretary of State Kerry has negotiated an historic accord with ISIS--they will now give back the Kobe Bryant jerseys that they stole.

Posted by: Low Information President at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (3GAnN)

635 Obviously we need a woman with experience in calming a violent world riven with these kind of murderous rifts, a woman with a proven track record of forging peace around the globe.

That woman is me!

If I stay out of jail, that is.

Posted by: Hillary! 2016!! at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (DLu2s)

636 Telegraph (Drudge link) say 60 dead. Bound to increase.

Posted by: baldilocks at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (ys2UW)

637 Now Sky is talking about shootings at the Louvre.

So perhaps time to upgrade the shit status.

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (ZbV+0)

638 #froglivesmatter

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (jJRIy)

639

http://www.weaselzippers.us/

weasel's got some shooting footage
makes me heart stop

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (qCMvj)

640
Starting tomorrow, I will be Carrying daily, everywhere.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (6a1ih)

641 The Charlie Hebdo attacks taught the French nothing. I suspect the aftermath of these attacks will be the same. It is impossible for a Progressive to learn.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (B8JRQ)

642 President to announce universal background checks

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (e8kgV)

643 Didn't happen.

Remember "this type of mass violence does not happen in other advanced countries."

Posted by: WC Varones at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (FL7kh)

644 Is Andrea Merkel feeling a shiver up her leg tonight? I hope so! Way to go! Open your borders to murderers, that should work out really well.

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (gy5kE)

645 From CBS News:

'The Obama administration is moving to increase and accelerate the number of Syrian refugees who might be admitted into the United States by opening new screening outposts in Iraq and Lebanon, administration officials told Reuters on Friday'
------------
Umm...........

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (yioUz)

646 Geraldo just referenced the cycle of repression and resentment among Muslim youth. They need to get him off the air ~~and let him go tend to his daughter. He's not objective at this time.~~ period

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015 05:38 PM (NeFrd)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (493sH)

647 Asshole in chief is on...

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:42 PM (iQIUe)

648 MSNBC to blame Sarah Palin in 5...4...3...2...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

649 Here comes TFG...

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 13, 2015 05:42 PM (7v/r5)

650

I am sure Obama is going to tell us Islam is peace and this was not religiously motivated, and that we better be on the look out for bigotry against muslims

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:42 PM (zOTsN)

651

At least 3 attacks about 1 km apart at restaurant, Le Petit Cambodge

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:42 PM (qCMvj)

652 TFG breaks from ESPN to explain "Allah Akbar" doesn't mean what you think it means

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:42 PM (TxJGV)

653 Prezzy is mumbling. He always does that when the situation doesn't fit the agenda.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:42 PM (493sH)

654 Obama will blame bush, then say he saved America by backing down on his red line ... then more of his BS ... like "this is not how Muslims act ... ISIS is not Muslim, we are not at war with Islam, etc" He'll scold Christian America for being on its high horse ... good gawd

Posted by: Illiniwek at November 13, 2015 05:42 PM (Nc0+l)

655
C'mon...EVERYBODY sing along..., Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend...

Posted by: James Taylor at November 13, 2015 05:42 PM (n22zQ)

656

france24 doesn't have JEF on ... in case you want to change channels

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (qCMvj)

657 TFG is now just word vomiting.

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (TxJGV)

658 What is this dope babbling aboutt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (DUoqb)

659 The CompagniesRépublicainesdeSécurité(CRS) are the riot control forces and general reserve of the French National Police.

The Gendarmes are mostly in towns and rural areas; French cities have their own offices of the Police Nationale. Paris used to have its own autonomous force, but merged with the PN a few decades ago.

The uniforms are very similar, with different stinkin' badges. CRS boys have a thin red stripe ( to remind you of the blood you'll lose )

Posted by: moi aussi at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (8CdUx)

660
They really should allow about another 5 milllion of these savages into Europe this year, because, you know, caring or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (ODxAs)

661 Dammit, Shep is bad enough, now I have to listen to the Imbecile. Where is my mute button

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (RLdcX)

662 631
The problem with Geraldo is his Puerto Rican side always wins over his Jewish side and he sounds like an idiot.

Geraldo Epstein?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

No, Lillian Friedman, his mother.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (jJRIy)

663 Only thing worse that Geraldo is Obama.
Halting language, that serious look he puts on for these sorts of things.

"liberty.......................................pursuit of happiness"
Wow, that was rough.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (NOIQH)

664
My pants literally would fall down without. They all have a pouch stretched out into the right hip.

The only place I can tolerate my little, but heavy, 9MM is in my ankle holster. And it still annoys me constantly.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (6a1ih)

665 Oh, goody. Shit Midas is spewing nonsense. What. A. Fucking. Idiot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (ttnnR)

666

meh, nm, they just put jug ears on

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (qCMvj)

667 Outrageous attempt to terrorize citizens, but it wasn't ISLAM or anything, he said! What an asshole! We are reminded at this time of tragedy that I am full of shit, he said. Yea! Got one right, Barack!

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (gy5kE)

668 gunfire at The Lourve....

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (ZQfW9)

669 BHO- "outrageous attempt to terrorize citizens."

"Americans draw strength from French dedication to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (NeFrd)

670 Half the population is female; take away infants, geriatrics, etc. and
the 15-25 year old male population - the demographic we're talking about
- is maybe 5%.

Don't discount the females when you're counting jihadis. The stabby bitches in Israel the past few weeks should have taught you that.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (vn2q2)

671 his voice is off from the video on fox

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (0O7c5)

672 Oh for fuck's sake, could Obama try not to sound so bored? He sounds like he's reading a weather report.

Posted by: Evil Otto at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (6eVVe)

673 Surely there's a reasonable explanation for these attacks. I suggest we consult with Grandmother Clinton. She seems to have wonderful connections with her bingo community down at the old folks home.

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (3tjn4)

674

remember

this fucking guy is moving 15,000 of these ssholes to Louisiana

for Syria

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (zOTsN)

675
589 wow even Geraldo now saying "with thousands of refugees pouring into Europe, military age males, no way we can vet them"

Here's a thought: QUIT LETTING THE FUCKERS IN!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016
.......................

That makes sense, so forget it.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (wAQA5)

676 Barky: Blah blah blah

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (Nwg0u)

677 Telegraph reports one of the gunmen shouted "It's for Syria", as well as that all-time favorite "Allahu Akbar".

Amazing pattern on the wall from the shit that hit the fan.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (9krrF)

678 Make some hay, Republican candidates.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

679 Certainly appears to be the work of a pack of lone wolves with no affiliations.

Posted by: Dang at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (2oWD2)

680 Barry's not even trying to feign concern at this point.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (V5Nbq)

681 Wow, Obongo looks stoned.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (oKE6c)

682 What a TV hound. He is insufferable.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (jJRIy)

683 Latest Tweet on my feed:
"The hostage-taking is just a few meters from the former Charlie [Hebdo] offices.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (h7EAk)

684 Barky just changed the French creed. He didn't like Egalite ... so he assigned them "the pursuit of happiness".

The idiocy of Barky continues to amaze me. Even though I know that he's an 84 IQ nitwit ... he still amazes me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (zc3Db)

685 Oh goody, he wants to "bring the terrorists to justice" --- which means absolutely nothing. When has he *ever* done that, despite pledging this with every attack?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (NOIQH)

686 Celebrate Divershitty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (ih6Nn)

687 "I expect President Hollande is busy at the moment."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (NeFrd)

688 At least 35 dead #AFP

(Another French language source that I am listening to--has it at 40 dead and 60 blesse

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (mcm0N)

689

here's a twitter asshole

michael ian black

Awful, awful, awful news in Paris. 18 shot dead. If only we could get our daily shootings down to 18 here in America.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (qCMvj)

690 The Imbecile babbling, in a hurry to get to the golf course

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (RLdcX)

691 680 Barry's not even trying to feign concern at this point.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (V5Nbq)

White people killed. BFD.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (oKE6c)

692 He sounds like he's reading a weather report.

Posted by: Evil Otto at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM

So...exactly the way he sounded when presenting the Medal of Honor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (ttnnR)

693

this fucker is gonna get us killed

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (zOTsN)

694
That's odd. Don't see anyone jumping in to say how France can't deport anyone, think of the children, need them to cut up chickens, out of the shadows.

Why the sudden reluctance to speak truth to power?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (kdS6q)

695 HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH! Starts with music, ends with Obamabad burning to the ground. God is good!

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (gy5kE)

696 Oh, great! The Obama is going to speak now! what a waste of time!
_________________

Some version of: "we must not allow our nativist, racist, natural instincts to make us jump to hasty conclusions about who is responsible for this tragedy, or why they've done it. [When Muslims commit atrocious acts of violence, Bammy always insists we wait before drawing conclusions. When white people are involved, he's more than happy to point fingers before all the facts are known. (e.g., "the police acted stupidly").

Then some boilerplate crapola about how we must remember that Islam is a religion of peace, and that Muslims all over the world are absolutely horrified by this violence, yadda, yadda, yadda.

IOW, the same old BS.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (a31sM)

697 Oh for fuck's sake, could Obama try not to sound so bored? He sounds like he's reading a weather report.

Posted by: Evil Otto at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (6eVVe)

He always does that when he has to address a situation that flies in the face of his bullshit. The clock kid he was bouncing off the walls for it but this he had to be dragged to say something

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (493sH)

698 The dumb fuck said what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (DUoqb)

699 gunfire at The Lourve....
Posted by: AltonJackson

Posted by: James Taylor at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (n22zQ)

700 He's not certain who is responsible for these events

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (TxJGV)

701 It appears that there may be live activity and uh, uh, uh, un danger that is happening as we speak."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (NeFrd)

702 691 680 Barry's not even trying to feign concern at this point.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 13, 2015 05:44 PM (V5Nbq)

Did He actually say it had nothing to do with Islam?

Posted by: donna at November 13, 2015 05:46 PM (/dSsq)

703 645 From CBS News:

'The Obama administration is moving to increase and accelerate the number of Syrian refugees who might be admitted into the United States by opening new screening outposts in Iraq and Lebanon, administration officials told Reuters on Friday'
------------
Umm...........

No way. No fucking way. Tell me you're kidding. Jesus, he really wants us dead.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:46 PM (kpqmD)

704 President Marine le Pen. Say it with me. I can't believe it's come to the point where the FN is the only sane party.

Posted by: Naes at November 13, 2015 05:46 PM (Ypc8j)

705
Now that it is colder and I'm wearing heavier clothes, it might be okay if I used my little Uncle Mike's holster. But it must stay concealed.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at November 13, 2015 05:46 PM (6a1ih)

706 662 631
The problem with Geraldo is his Puerto Rican side always wins over his Jewish side and he sounds like an idiot.

Geraldo Epstein?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

No, Lillian Friedman, his mother.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (jJRIy)

The Puerto Rican porters in my building are a hell of a lot more intelligent and sane than the Jewish leftist professors.

That is a fact. Geraldo is a schmuck/pinga.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2015 05:46 PM (uRmWf)

707 Of course, he's not certain what day of the week it is either.

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:46 PM (TxJGV)

708 I've already lost count of the number of "I"s TFG has already spoken.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 13, 2015 05:46 PM (7v/r5)

709 gunfire at The Lourve....
-------------

OMG! They've shot Venus de Milo's arms off!

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (n22zQ)

710 "We've gone through these kinds of attacks ourselves."

You mean "terrorist attacks by Muslims," Barry? Then SAY THAT.

But what the fuck have you done to try to prevent them?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (oKE6c)

711
Barry said "we do not yet know all of the details on the attacks." That's never stopped him from shooting his mouth off before

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (493sH)

712 The assholes responsible for Syria are at the Golf Courses.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (ih6Nn)

713 TFG is now just word vomiting.Posted by: MTFWhat is this dope babbling abouttPosted by: Nevergiveup........................I am your Commander-In-Chief!

Posted by: Dr. Hussein - Captain Climate, AA, BFD at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (wAQA5)

714
here's a twitter asshole

michael ian black
If only we could get our daily shootings down to 18 here in America.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

BFF of Meghan Mccain.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (kdS6q)

715 Hostages in the theater tweeting that they are being killed one by one. - CNN

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (NeFrd)

716 He's not certain who is responsible for these events

Posted by: MTF at November 13, 2015 05:45 PM (TxJGV)

He knows that the name hussein figures prominently, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (zc3Db)

717 704 President Marine le Pen. Say it with me. I can't believe it's come to the point where the FN is the only sane party.
Posted by: Naes at November 13, 2015 05:46 PM (Ypc8j)

At least Marine LePen has had a rapprochement with France's Jews and Israel. She is anti-BDS and more importantly anti-Muzzy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (uRmWf)

718 Just spoke to my Master Chief...The most heavily armed guy I know.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (DUoqb)

719

the POTUS actually did say "Islamic terror"

once

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (zOTsN)

720 Europe will not wake up. Liberalism is a suicide cult. This will play out over the next couple decades until it gets REALLY bad.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (COpZ4)

721 They shot off David's Tweeter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (ih6Nn)

722 Open Nood.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (0NdlF)

723 Amazing. The prez was actually wearing a tie.

Posted by: HH at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (DrCtv)

724 At least Marine LePen has had a rapprochement with France's Jews and Israel. She is anti-BDS and more importantly anti-Muzzy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (uRmWf)

Yes her, not her father, but her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (DUoqb)

725 Barry intimated that while some might see this as a terrorist attack, he's certain that workplace conditions in France are substandard.

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (3tjn4)

726 705

Now that it is colder and I'm wearing heavier clothes, it might be
okay if I used my little Uncle Mike's holster. But it must stay
concealed.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a
glimpse beyond the illusion at November 13, 2015 05:46 PM (6a1ih)

I think my Ruger 380 LCP needs an upgrade, might start carrying this with me.
I have one with a 30 rd clip............. http://tinyurl.com/9kudltr

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (jJRIy)

727
I hear that Obama has already dispatched 4 folk singers and a The Dixie Chicks to sing several songs about friendship to the French press.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (CRQ5V)

728 715 Hostages in the theater tweeting that they are being killed one by one. - CNN
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (NeFrd)

How much of the Koran do I need to know in order to save my ass in a similar situation?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (uRmWf)

729 No, Barry. Paris isn't a country. It's a big city in France.

No, Barry. They speak French, not Francian.

No, Barry. You have to look concerned in front of the cameras first, then you can go see what Reggie's doing.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (3GAnN)

730 the POTUS actually did say "Islamic terror"

once

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (zOTsN)

--------------
Preceded by "this is not an instance of?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (oKE6c)

731 Hostages in the theater tweeting that they are being killed one by one. - CNN

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015 05:47 PM (NeFrd)

dear God

pray for them

Posted by: ThunderB at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (zOTsN)

732
michael ian black
If only we could get our daily shootings down to 18 here in America.

Is he suggesting we purge ourselves of our most murderous groups? How 1933.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

733
How stupid. You can't bring these terrorists to justice, they expect and wish for death.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (ODxAs)

734 The hostage takers must be made to pay, first and foremost.

Deterrence doesn't work on suiciders.

Posted by: DaveA at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (DL2i+)

735 d by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at November 13, 2015 05:43 PM (6a1ih)

Carry a double stack medium sized .40 24/7, unless i'm naked. I can lay down with it under me and doesn't bother me. Now my wedding ring, never could get used to that, I've lost so many taking them off working on stuff.

Posted by: traye at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (3NfFx)

736 SkyNews twit wonders if this will spread. WTF has he been? It HAS spread.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (oKE6c)

737 Corgi whistle.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (c/3OG)

738 I just can't understand this Hollande guy when he's speaking Austrian.

Posted by: SCOAMF at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (REdlt)

739 Hostages in the theater tweeting that they are being killed one by one. - CNN

Stop tweeting and start fighting.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

740 "So I would like to inform the folks here that in response to these criminal terrorist attacks, we are going to the root of the problem with all of our military might."

"Therefore, I have ordered the delivery of a thermonuclear device on top of the Koch brothers."

"Thank you, God bless, and happy trails!"

Posted by: President Barack 'Man From Another Dimension, And It's Really, Really Retarded' Obama at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (DLu2s)

741 724 Yes her, not her father, but her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2015 05:48 PM (DUoqb)

Nepel is French for Luap?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (uRmWf)

742 Stephanopolus saying the attacks appear to be coordinated.

Are you shitting me?

Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (6nGV8)

743 But preemptive nuclear strikes might.

Posted by: DaveA at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (DL2i+)

744 just heard, prayers for i don't know what.
peace for the victims families , justice.

i always have a hard time accepting people do such vile things to strangers .

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (YvRAm)

745

Hollande: closing the borders to keep criminals in

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:51 PM (qCMvj)

746 How stupid. You can't bring these terrorists to justice, they expect and wish for death.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2015 05:49 PM (ODxAs)
____________
Great. Then we're all in agreement. I wish them dead too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:51 PM (oKE6c)

747 France is closing their borders!!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:51 PM (iQIUe)

748 Frog president has thoughts for the victims. Isn't that nice?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 13, 2015 05:51 PM (jJRIy)

749 i always have a hard time accepting people do such vile things to strangers .

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 05:50 PM (YvRAm)

they aren't "people" at this point

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:51 PM (qCMvj)

750 He's not going to golf! He's going online to chat up the little jihadi girls in Syria ... or France, or Cleveland, or Detroit. Wait! Wait! I have an idea ... let's release a bunch of prisoners, especially the ones with AIDS that have converted to Islam, so that they can go fuckin' nuts on every small town between here and there. A perfect plan, Barack, just perfect. Same s your Syria/Iraq/Iran/placenamehere plan. Brilliant, a community organizer of outstanding quality, if I have ever seen one.

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 05:51 PM (gy5kE)

751
Nobody is madder than me and I will not rest until the persons responsible are held accountable.
*teleprompter off*

Posted by: Dr. Hussein - Captain Climate, AA, BFD at November 13, 2015 05:51 PM (wAQA5)

752 France president announcing they are *now* closing the country's borders.

Horse. Barn. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2015 05:52 PM (ZbV+0)

753 Trump just got a YUUUGE boost.

We are in circle the wagons mode and we need a tough MF'er to be in charge.

Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at November 13, 2015 05:52 PM (6nGV8)

754

terrible way to end a week

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:52 PM (qCMvj)

755 Hollande shutting the borders of Froglandia. Little late for that, isn't it?

Horse, barn and all that...

Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2015 05:52 PM (GUBah)

756
Obama is taking quick decisive action and will have a quartet sing "Buy the World a Coke" in a publicly aired TV broadcast in the country of Paris.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at November 13, 2015 05:52 PM (CRQ5V)

757 Not justice. Justice in Europe mean a few years in prison. Pray for the deaths of terrorists.

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:52 PM (iQIUe)

758 Hostages in the theater tweeting that they are being killed one by one. - CNN
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 13, 2015

Well then let's roll. Fuck, there's six guys, get them. G D French.

Posted by: traye at November 13, 2015 05:53 PM (3NfFx)

759 TFG breaks from ESPN to explain "Allah Akbar" doesn't mean what you think it means
_____________________

It's French for "We are the Tea Party!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2015 05:53 PM (a31sM)

760 Let's strip away the bullshit: we shouldn't generally take immigrants from any Third World country. There's a reason why their countries are in the Third World. It's the people there who MAKE them Third World. It's like someone who stepped in dog shit and walks into your house to try to get away from the smell.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:53 PM (oKE6c)

761 and yet the big news story for the left today might be the Politico story that Bush and Cheney were warned about 9-11 and brushed it off.
`course, that's not quite what the article said, but the main thing is that attacking Bush and Cheney is always an acceptable interpretation of events.

Anyway, maybe the Prez needs to take another apology tour. that should calm things down.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at November 13, 2015 05:53 PM (qSIlh)

762

2 hours ago, before this happened

Merkel, under fire over refugees, says 'I'm fighting for my vision'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:54 PM (qCMvj)

763 We need to implement the Pokemon strategy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:54 PM (oKE6c)

764 My ears are sting ringing from that dreadful explosion.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 13, 2015 05:55 PM (EHU9F)

765 Shit, more attacks ongoing? I wish I could say I was surprised, but sadly, I'm not.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2015 05:55 PM (GUBah)

766 No one worries about a "backlash" against Mafia thugs. Same fucking thing.

Islam is NOT even a religion.

It's a conspiracy to commit murder with a fancy rulebook.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 13, 2015 05:55 PM (56fVf)

767 Prayers for Paris, for the free world, for Christians and Jews, for the masses to finally wake up as to what islam is.

I read, briefly, a report that stated "unsure of motive."

I have a few answers:
-Because they are barbarians
-Because they shouted Alapoot snackbar
-Because jihad johnny got killed and advertised by this feckless WH
-Because it is what the koran states: caliphate vs infidels
-Because Europe and the free world are slow to wake up to barbarians, not just at the gate but from within...and in the
"refugees" dear Merkel brought in.
-Because 9/11 and Charlie cartoons
-Because this is what barbarians do
-Because,you fools in utopia, they have said this is what they are going to do, have said it for years. Yet we must be pc.
-France, Europe and the US, wake the hell up.

Coming to a venue near you...yet Americans will fire back at you sniveling cowards. bite moi

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 13, 2015 05:55 PM (DKABQ)

768 Basically a replay of Mumbai and Russian theatre attacks combined.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at November 13, 2015 05:55 PM (COpZ4)

769 The mooslimes are missing a very important historical fact.

About every century or so Europe loses it's collective shit and goes on homicidal rampages.

If Europe wants to survive they should get started sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at November 13, 2015 05:55 PM (JOG+K)

770 talk about the Gore effect! from yahoo news (seen on drudge):

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore is hosting a 24-hour live webcast from the foot of the Eiffel Tower to drum up attention for this month's international climate summit in Paris.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at November 13, 2015 05:55 PM (qSIlh)

771 2 hours ago, before this happened

Merkel, under fire over refugees, says 'I'm fighting for my vision'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:54 PM (qCMvj)

Now: Merkel, under fire over refugees, says "I'm fighting for my job."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 05:55 PM (oKE6c)

772 They are killing hostages one by one?

Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 13, 2015 05:56 PM (iQIUe)

773 identify every attacker and bomb every school and mosque they ever attended. Identify every teacher and every iman they ever had and bomb those schools and mosques that they are currently at.

If that doesn't stop it, then nuke every country that has a Muslim population of over 80%.

Posted by: doug at November 13, 2015 05:56 PM (QeAsT)

774 and I'll probably be told to drive there naked
NOT the dental assistant we've been fantasizing about.

Posted by: DaveA at November 13, 2015 05:56 PM (DL2i+)

775 I have had all of the breathless Shep that I can stand. The borders have been closed! It's the end of the world! Shep! Get a grip! Pull it together you limp-dick! Show a little outrage, call someone a name! Point a finger, you puke!

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 05:56 PM (gy5kE)

776 and i guess if we pray we need to pray for those still alive and waiting for the death we assume is eminent.

what a fkn horrible deal.

fk them.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 05:56 PM (YvRAm)

777 Turned on Fox News some reason. Listened to Shep Smith babbling for a few minutes, then had enough and turned it off. The SkyNews livestream online is much more informative.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 05:57 PM (rUc9h)

778 and a comment from a commenter at yahoo:

A few years ago Gore said global warming is worse than terrorism. Well Mr. Gore you are seeing which is worse before your very eyes tonight unfortunately.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at November 13, 2015 05:57 PM (qSIlh)

779 762

2 hours ago, before this happened

Merkel, under fire over refugees, says 'I'm fighting for my vision'

She's a traitor to the German people, as Obama is to ours.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:57 PM (kpqmD)

780 whew, i have such a string of expletives stuck in my head.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 05:58 PM (YvRAm)

781 identify every attacker and bomb every school and
mosque they ever attended. Identify every teacher and every iman they
ever had and bomb those schools and mosques that they are currently at.

If that doesn't stop it, then nuke every country that has a Muslim population of over 80%.

Posted by: doug

And nuke Mecca. Wait for the response crews. Nuke it again. Repeat.

Posted by: Dang at November 13, 2015 05:59 PM (2oWD2)

782 Prayers for France.

But really, Jugears? France has stood with us time and time again? They did a good job for us in the 18th century. Since then, not so much.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2015 05:59 PM (HMt16)

783 Listened to five seconds of SCOAMF's remarks. Couldn't stand any more. Just mumbling insincere platitudes, as usual.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 06:00 PM (rUc9h)

784 and this is why we need common sense gun control. Stand up to the NRA!

Posted by: Hillary of Clintonstein Vt at November 13, 2015 06:00 PM (qSIlh)

785 2 hours ago, before this happened

Merkel, under fire over refugees, says 'I'm fighting for my ~~vision~~ delusion'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2015 05:54 PM (qCMvj)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 06:00 PM (oKE6c)

786 Merkel, under fire over refugees, says 'I'm fighting for my vision'

Nice timing, even for a kraut, it's impressive.

Posted by: Dang at November 13, 2015 06:01 PM (2oWD2)

787 Detain. Deport.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 06:01 PM (oKE6c)

788 Ouch! My leg hurts, right where I used to get a thrill up my leg! Go figure?

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 06:01 PM (gy5kE)

789 oh, Barky is on TV? did he worry about how this will affect the price of arugula? Did he remind us that France punches above its weight?

Posted by: Hillary of Clintonstein Vt at November 13, 2015 06:01 PM (qSIlh)

790 French Army in streets of Paris - Sky News.

Posted by: Captain Ned at November 13, 2015 06:01 PM (WI6nT)

791 The French wait til bombs death and mayhem before they close the border....what's it gonna take for America to fucking wake up.If the shit hits the fan the microagression crowd is in for a rude awakening.

Posted by: YTown Guy at November 13, 2015 06:01 PM (das+y)

792 one by one.

so the building hasn't been swatted ?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:02 PM (YvRAm)

793 She's a traitor to the German people, as Obama is to ours.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 13, 2015 05:57 PM (kpqmD)

Justice involves hanging every traitor responsible for importing the murdering vermin.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 13, 2015 06:02 PM (0NdlF)

794 re 790 - who they surrendering to?

Posted by: Hillary of Clintonstein Vt at November 13, 2015 06:02 PM (qSIlh)

795 773 identify every attacker and bomb every school and mosque they ever attended. Identify every teacher and every iman they ever had and bomb those schools and mosques that they are currently at.

If that doesn't stop it, then nuke every country that has a Muslim population of over 80%.

How you doin' Mr. Soze?

Posted by: Mr. Kobayashi at November 13, 2015 06:02 PM (JOG+K)

796 Barak Obama earlier TODAY...

"Our goal has been first to contain and we have contained them."

Posted by: Dang at November 13, 2015 06:02 PM (2oWD2)

797 did obama blame a video? and tell the french to shut up and not complain?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:02 PM (YvRAm)

798 So I've just done the regression analysis, and there's a linear relationship between the Muslim percentage of the population and the incidence of terrorist incidents.

Purely a coinky-dink, no doubt.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 06:03 PM (oKE6c)

799 (Quoting prior comment #160)
Has anybody advised our precious snowflakes at the Universities to shelter in place until the meanness, negativity and hate in France is over?
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 13, 2015 04:53 PM (1BQGO)
=======

So, when are our little precious-snowflake agitators at America's Pinko-League schools going to "demonstrate in solidarity with" the real live human victims of real live evil oppression ?

Guess I won't hold my breath quite yet...

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at November 13, 2015 06:03 PM (Bua0p)

800 Prezident SezShit: Me, me, me, I, I, I.

WAFA

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2015 06:03 PM (rSTkb)

801 "739 Hostages in the theater tweeting that they are being killed one by one. - CNN

Stop tweeting and start fighting."

EXACTLY. Don't wait for them to shoot you. If there are 60-100 hostages, they have the gunmen outnumbered. Rush them, swamp them, fucking choke them to death.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 13, 2015 06:03 PM (V5Nbq)

802 I really, really wish that I could think of something more hateful to say about the leader of the free world other than, Islam is the religion of peace .. blah, blah, burp, but that stuff is now a part of our reality. Makes me want to take a shower and get the slime off.

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 06:04 PM (gy5kE)

803 So, there's a stadium involved. Has Shep Smith started to fret about an outbreak of cannibalism yet?

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 13, 2015 06:04 PM (rUc9h)

804 Obama looked really haggard tonight. Maybe he has the AIDS?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 13, 2015 06:05 PM (3CwVB)

805 Barak Obama earlier TODAY...

"Our goal has been first to contain and we have contained them."
Posted by: Dang at November 13, 2015 06:02 PM (2oWD2)

we have secured and contained them in every western country , the countries they want to live in for social justice .

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:05 PM (YvRAm)

806 maybe it was a spontaneous demonstration about serving wine at a state dinner for the Iranian leader and the demo got out of hand.

Geez, I'm suddenly feeling like we shouldn't be making jokes about this. I'm going to the liquor store... shoe store, that's it.

Posted by: Hillary of Clintonstein Vt at November 13, 2015 06:05 PM (qSIlh)

807 768 Basically a replay of Mumbai and Russian theatre attacks combined.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at November 13, 2015 05:55 PM (COpZ4)
****

yep.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 13, 2015 06:05 PM (mcm0N)

808 They gotta storm that theater.

I know it will be ugly, but the terrorists are prepared to die, so we gotta save as many people as we can.

Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at November 13, 2015 06:06 PM (6nGV8)

809 753 Dude, seriously? That's your take on this?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 13, 2015 06:06 PM (Kucy5)

810 i guess the french hostages may pull their chairs out of the floors and throw them. or perhaps throw popcorn and soda at them.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:06 PM (YvRAm)

811 804 Obama looked really haggard tonight. Maybe he has the AIDS?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 13, 2015 06:05 PM (3CwVB)

Reggie broke up with him.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 06:06 PM (oKE6c)

812 that's it ... climate talks, they're upset about our carbon dioxide. Climate is the greatest threat.

Posted by: Illiniwek at November 13, 2015 06:07 PM (Nc0+l)

813 Just one more time I'm going to issue my fatwahboy and tell all of our old folks, everywhere, to get on up and go buy a gun, or a can of gas, and go out and do what you want to do. Everybody is going to die, so get something done before you go. If we don't burn it all pretty quick, we are going to be surrounded and given showers.

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2015 06:07 PM (gy5kE)

814 I guess we know where the "Migrants" Germany is missing are.

N'est Ce pas?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 13, 2015 06:08 PM (Xo1Rt)

815 takes a lot of courage to bum rush people with guns and grenades while you're holding a sweet.

but yeah if in unison many might survive

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:09 PM (YvRAm)

816 Rise up, men of France. Rise up. You can't all be gone / cowed.

Posted by: rayra at November 13, 2015 06:10 PM (cKRAq)

817 SkyNews interviewee: "I usually carry my gun, but I couldn't take it into the stadium."

"Allahu BANG!"

"Ohhhhhhhhh.."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 06:10 PM (oKE6c)

818 shit that one by one deal .
whatmthrfkrs

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:10 PM (YvRAm)

819 Now batting ... Reality ... Reality.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 06:10 PM (oKE6c)

820 Shep giving a soliloquy as bodies are shown being taken from one of the attacks....this coming from an appeaser and apologist...fuck you Shepard.

Posted by: YTown Guy at November 13, 2015 06:11 PM (das+y)

821 Let's bring a shitload of these jokers into our country. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 06:11 PM (oKE6c)

822 804 Obama looked really haggard tonight. Maybe he has the AIDS?

He really hates having to pretend to appear to be critical of Muslims. It always shows all over his face.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2015 06:13 PM (HMt16)

823 Helluva day. Japan just issued a tsunami alert; 7.0 magnitude quake off their southwest coast.

http://tinyurl.com/qyfhde3

Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2015 06:13 PM (GUBah)

824 Jay, i guess the costs of innocents being murdered isn't too high to these leaders.
so a few here a few there.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:13 PM (YvRAm)

825 Obama; sept 2010
I said very early on, as a Senator and continue to believe, as a presidential candidate and now as president, that we can absorb a terrorist attack. We will do everything we can to prevent it. but even a 9/11, even the biggest attack ever, that ever took place on our soil, we absorbed it, and we are stronger. This is a strong, powerful country that we live in, and our people are incredibly resilient.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:15 PM (YvRAm)

826 Because Hey it's not their mom dad or child.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:15 PM (YvRAm)

827 Let's bring a shitload of these jokers into our country. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 06:11 PM (oKE6c)
__________________

You mean a shitload MORE right?

Because Obama has been bringing Muslims into the U.S. at an average rate of 280,000 per year already.

He plans to ramp it up by 100k or so next year, using Syria as an excuse. Just his little parting shot at our raaaaaacist, Islamophobic nation.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2015 06:19 PM (a31sM)

828 Coming to a Germany near you, unfortunate, but predictable!!

Posted by: USNA1985 at November 13, 2015 06:22 PM (1Sbc+)

829 @816...this x 1 million eleventy.

Come on, Europe. Fight back.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 13, 2015 06:22 PM (DKABQ)

830 825 Obama; sept 2010
I said very early on, as a Senator and continue to believe, as a presidential candidate and now as president, that we can absorb a terrorist attack. We will do everything we can to prevent it. but even a 9/11, even the biggest attack ever, that ever took place on our soil, we absorbed it, and we are stronger. This is a strong, powerful country that we live in, and our people are incredibly resilient.
Posted by: willow at November 13, 2015 06:15 PM (YvRAm)

No biggie. Just 3000 people and a trillion dollar economic hit.

Fuck him with a pineapple

Posted by: da Fuq at November 13, 2015 06:22 PM (JOG+K)

831 This is Obama's legacy!!!

Posted by: USNA1985 at November 13, 2015 06:22 PM (1Sbc+)

832 Where are the jokers at the State Department with their bilge about poor people needing jobs?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2015 06:22 PM (No/ki)

833 I lived in Paris back in '85, when St. Denis was...rough, but not like it is now. I really enjoyed it, and it's pretty sad they are reaping the harvest of what they have sown over the last 30 years. ( Cheese eating surrender monkeys that they are.)

Posted by: Moki at November 13, 2015 06:25 PM (7q2ch)

834 Are we EVER going to fight back?

This day we fight! By all that you hold
dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at November 13, 2015 06:25 PM (XNxfu)

835
So I've just done the regression analysis, and there's a linear relationship between the Muslim percentage of the population and the incidence of terrorist incidents.

Purely a coinky-dink, no doubt.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 13, 2015 06:03 PM (oKE6c)

Look at Wiki's list of in-progress conflicts/wars in the world. Almost every damned one has mohammedans on one side or both sides. And the VAST majority have islam as a primary motivation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2015 06:26 PM (o98Jz)

836 @831: This is Obama's Ceti Alpha Five.

Posted by: Captain Ned at November 13, 2015 06:27 PM (WI6nT)

837 I just went over to the LGF

Charles Johnson is so damn disgusting .. whining about the non existent backlash

scumbag

Posted by: Big Star at November 13, 2015 06:27 PM (/wt4l)

838 LGF is still around? Wow.
Used to be such a great blog. Too bad the ownership went nuts.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at November 13, 2015 06:29 PM (XNxfu)

839 Say you're being held hostage by terrorists and you absolutely know for a fact they're going to kill you. WTF do you do? Fight for your life, or die like sheep to slaughter? I know I didn't turn tail and run in Vietnam, but I honestly can't say what I would do under the circumstances in Paris.

Posted by: Hank at November 13, 2015 06:29 PM (IkSOf)

840 Hillary renews calls for gun confiscation here in 3...2...1...

Posted by: yobobbyb at November 13, 2015 06:29 PM (zdCuc)

841 838
it's really grotesque over there now

Posted by: Big Star at November 13, 2015 06:30 PM (/wt4l)

842 Can we take Metallica's advice and Kill 'em All yet?

Posted by: JoeC at November 13, 2015 06:30 PM (PFVrA)

843 Shep Smith is doing a good job reporting this on Fox

Posted by: Jane at November 13, 2015 06:31 PM (rDidp)

844 Per Sky News, explosions and gunshots at Bataclan. Sounds like flashbangs and aggressive entry. We'll see.

Posted by: Captain Ned at November 13, 2015 06:32 PM (WI6nT)

845 The French wait til bombs death and mayhem before they close the border....what's it gonna take for America to fucking wake up.
__________________

Good question.

A mere 7 years after the 9/11 attacks, when we spent a day watching American passenger jets crashing into our buildings, and Americans jumping or falling from 90 stories, or hanging out of smoke-filled windows gasping and begging futilely for help, we responded by electing as Commander-in-Chief a Muslim-appeasing asshole who cited among his qualifications for the presidency his childhood in Indonesia, his Muslim stepfather, and his belief that the Muslim call to prayer is the most beautiful sound in the world. A man who told us he thought the Muslim world had good reason to be angry with America. A man who insisted that the only reason for Muslim terrorism is poverty and lack of education.

IOW, we have tried belly-crawling appeasement for the past 7 years; we have imported millions more Muslims, and the world is now more dangerous -- and the Muslim terrorists more emboldened -- than ever before.

Enough of this bullshit. It's long past time to stop this stupid appeasement. People who behave like vicious animals need to be treated like vicious animals.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2015 06:33 PM (a31sM)

846 Well at least the French police are acting immediately and aggressively. We'd still be trying to start negotiations.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at November 13, 2015 06:33 PM (XNxfu)

847 This is not violence, this is war. Now six locations being attacked. Can't take Shep, going to Cnn.

Posted by: pj at November 13, 2015 06:36 PM (cHuNI)

848 Would it help to confuse them if we run away more?

Posted by: Rand Paul at November 13, 2015 06:37 PM (DpRZj)

849 osted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2015 06:26 PM (o98Jz)

That's why I say we are already in WWIII. Only inhabited continent not fighting muslim violance is South America and that's because the SA governments are working with the muslims to take down the U.S.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 13, 2015 06:37 PM (GDulk)

850 Sky News just confirmed an assault on Bataclan.

Posted by: Captain Ned at November 13, 2015 06:38 PM (WI6nT)

851 Seven attack locations now confirmed

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 13, 2015 06:39 PM (A1Dcl)

852 837: I just went over to the LGF

You would get better information from a fat chick pron site.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 13, 2015 06:47 PM (NGd+i)

853 @852: And a better ending.

Posted by: Captain Ned at November 13, 2015 06:49 PM (WI6nT)

854 He really hates having to pretend to appear to be critical of Muslims. It always shows all over his face.

Obama's "reality" is being kicked in the groin by events.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 13, 2015 06:50 PM (NGd+i)

855 This is *not* a terrorist attack.

Anyone who commits violence in the name of "allah" is a "misunderstander of islam."

Muslims are now fearing *backlash*

islam is a religion of "peace."

/did we hit all the talking points?

Posted by: CAIR and the MSM, one in the same at November 13, 2015 06:58 PM (9JJgN)

856 On a lighter note algore is in the Eiffel Tower doing a 24 hr GLOBAL WARMING SUMMIT. Seriously I cant laugh hard enough to get it out.

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 06:59 PM (fRIIu)

857 Global Warming is the greatest threat to man!

Seriously!

Posted by: AlGore Sheltering in Place in Paris at November 13, 2015 07:00 PM (KYl0B)

858 770:talk about the Gore effect! from yahoo news (seen on drudge): Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore is hosting a 24-hour live webcast from the foot of the Eiffel Tower to drum up attention for this month's international climate summit in Paris.

Is it wrong that I laughed when I read this?

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 13, 2015 07:02 PM (NGd+i)

859 Yeah I guess the global warming summit is wrecked. Ha.

Posted by: pj at November 13, 2015 07:02 PM (cHuNI)

860 A GMTA moment there JR!

Posted by: AlGore Sheltering in Place in Paris at November 13, 2015 07:02 PM (KYl0B)

861 WTF, does anyone know if Troy Van Leewun from EoDM is there?!

God damned goat fucking savages. And fuck the politicians who are letting them swarm in to Europe by the millions.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 13, 2015 07:07 PM (JqEq4)

862 I think algore is eatin some Karma.

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 07:13 PM (fRIIu)

863 862 I think algore is eatin some Karma.

From the looks of him, he had extra frosting on that Karma.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 13, 2015 07:15 PM (NGd+i)

864 For all the bitchin' about gun control in America at leastAmericans aren't throwing grenades around. Seriously, they want America to have gun control like Europe??? NO THANK YOU!!

Posted by: FDC at November 13, 2015 07:15 PM (K7ULy)

865 Sky News reporting police assault over and possibly 100 dead inside Bataclan venue.

Posted by: AlGore Sheltering in Place in Paris at November 13, 2015 07:16 PM (KYl0B)

866 Sky News: 100 dead at Bataclan.

Posted by: Captain Ned at November 13, 2015 07:18 PM (WI6nT)

867 I think they saved about 12 from the concert. Not near enough but thank God some were saved. I hate to think what became of the American band.

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 07:18 PM (fRIIu)

868 If only Israel would stop building apartments in East Jerusalem, all of this could have been avoided. I blame SodaStream.

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at November 13, 2015 07:19 PM (42Lgg)

869 Do we all realize there are two threads discussing the same event?

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2015 07:22 PM (gviQk)

870 A shopping mall was hit as well.

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 07:23 PM (fRIIu)

871 I didnt know that Skip. Its an action packed night.

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 07:24 PM (fRIIu)

872 Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons!
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons!

Sound advice, that.

Posted by: The Governor at November 13, 2015 07:26 PM (wzvkj)

873 France just had its 9/11.

How will France, and Europe respond?

Are attackers ready in other countries as well?

Are y'all ready for a few hundred thousand "hostages"?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2015 07:27 PM (3myMJ)

874 That is a lot of lone wolf attacks for one night.

Posted by: qwerty at November 13, 2015 07:28 PM (vsMXk)

875 Angela Merkel: "The German people have failed me; they do not deserve to live."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 13, 2015 07:28 PM (Kucy5)

876 I tried to craft a thoughtful comment about this on another site I love, one that (I thought) was full of fairly balanced thinkers. I only said how terrible it was that men could be okay in their minds with killing innocent people who had no chance of fighting back. And I got yelled at as an anti-immigrant racist troll. Jesus EFFWORDING Christ. Nobody can say anything anymore, can they?

Posted by: I'm Depressed at November 13, 2015 07:30 PM (3vEgg)

877 I read somewhere that the band got out, no details.

All reports are questionable at this point.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2015 07:32 PM (3myMJ)

878 Good news about the band. Hope its true.

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 07:34 PM (fRIIu)

879 876. that is hideous. Our society is imploding.

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 07:36 PM (fRIIu)

880 The worst part is that even more innocent Muslim clockmakers will be tragically arrested and then released.

Posted by: TallDave at November 13, 2015 07:36 PM (74ZYB)

881 140 new death toll

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 07:36 PM (fRIIu)

882 Damn lutefisk eating scandahoovians, shooting and blowing shit up...

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 13, 2015 07:37 PM (UQGss)

883 mission accomplished?

Posted by: righter at November 13, 2015 07:44 PM (Oodza)

884 Didn't take long for the Twitter trolls to talk about how HORRIBLE it is to blame the poor refugees. The refugees are just trying to get away from these savages.

Ugh, ding dongs. You don't think these people couldn't filter in with the real refugees?

Btw, no one is blaming refugees. But, the point is if you allow 100K+ refugees to infiltrate your country unvetted, you are bound to have a few bad seeds slip through the cracks.

Surely, they can understand this?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 13, 2015 07:54 PM (F5hTl)

885 Fuck it. The French government will find a way to blame the Americans again, just like they did in '86.

Posted by: Bill H at November 13, 2015 07:56 PM (Baojj)

886 More people are killed every year by islam than were killed in all 300+ years of the Crusades and Inquisition.

And when (not if) this begins here in US - Democrats and Obama have the full blame for their treason.

Accept no excuses.

Posted by: Jade Sea at November 13, 2015 07:57 PM (qU9DZ)

887 And I got yelled at as an anti-immigrant racist troll. Jesus EFFWORDING Christ. Nobody can say anything anymore, can they?

Posted by: I'm Depressed

People have been behaviorally conditioned to respond this way. It's Pavlovian. Soon, a few more people will start to think on their own, and then the propaganda about this which is counter to reality will crank up even harder.

The effort to make us lay down and accept this is planned and calculated.

Are we free men or trained dogs?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at November 13, 2015 08:00 PM (+1T7c)

888 Sal Alinsky tactics have been taught for years. Its coming to fruition.

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 08:07 PM (fRIIu)

889 This is not over Jihadi John. This took weeks or months to plan. They are saying its for Syria.

Posted by: JR at November 13, 2015 08:09 PM (fRIIu)

890 Death Metal fans should make poor hostages

Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2015 08:23 PM (PabLR)

891 Apparently, the owners of the concert hall are Jewish

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 13, 2015 08:24 PM (e8kgV)

892 The GOP nomination race effectively ends tonight.

Posted by: Bildung at November 13, 2015 08:41 PM (za0BN)

893 Time to buy more ammo.

Posted by: brinster at November 13, 2015 08:41 PM (sReKS)

894 Geraldo is vomit inducing. I know his daughter was over there in the stadium that some of this happened but the guy now is like, sned the troops, SEND THE MFIN TROOPS THIS IS HITTING CLOSE TO HOME.
He actually said that, it is hitting close to home. France is well, not out neighbor not to mention that over the last three weeks we have been lilstening to the Geraldo types go on about Europe and "US" taking on 10's of thousands of Syrians of which 80-90% are male of fighting age.

At least we know what we always have known. the Geraldo types are always dead wrong and endanger everyone around them and the remain out in left field up to the point that it effects them. Then without some much as blinking they switch gears in the reverse direction without a care of what they wrought upon us.

Posted by: Drider at November 13, 2015 08:55 PM (6Xbsz)

895 "oh fuck

this is huge

1. restaurant
2. sporting event
3. concert
4. mall

fuck"
Coming to a icy near you. Be prepared!

Posted by: Meriadoc at November 13, 2015 09:38 PM (0lkD2)

896 That's "a CITY near you."

Posted by: Meriadoc at November 13, 2015 09:39 PM (0lkD2)

897
674

remember, this fucking guy is moving 15,000 of these assholes to Louisiana, for Syria

Wait... What?!?

*checking Rem Oil inventory*

Posted by: Spun and Murky at November 13, 2015 09:51 PM (4DCSq)

898
Hmm...

Ok, then.

LAST!!!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at November 13, 2015 10:20 PM (4DCSq)

899 wont anyone think of the poor franch muslims

Posted by: bem at November 14, 2015 12:02 AM (gJEsZ)

900 Our contempt for them really stems from
the postwar period, in which they had a 50-year long snit about having
lost any world status. Sometimes I think we're about to find out what
that feels like.
Posted by: pep at November 13, 2015 04:40 PM (LAe3v)
************
That's my job, pep.

Posted by: B+arack Ob+mao at November 14, 2015 12:45 AM (4Vj3Z)

901 This all occurred the the restive City of Paris.

Posted by: Newspeak at November 14, 2015 12:50 AM (4Vj3Z)

902 WINNING

Posted by: BANNED BUT NOT FORGOTON at November 14, 2015 01:22 AM (tQ6GS)

903 spoke to a major @# years
with his monthly check vs the bill
explaianded the bill cycle
he is good to go
everthing else in
the world is going to shity
I'm going to get fired but I don"t care!
see you when I see you

Posted by: REALATY at November 14, 2015 01:28 AM (tQ6GS)

904 Mosquée El Fatih 10th arrondissement of Paris 75
Mosquée Turque 10th arrondissement of Paris 75
Mosquée Ali ben abi Taleb 10th arrondissement of Paris 75
Mosquée Abou Ayoub Al Ansari 11th arrondissement of Paris 75
Mosquée Turque 11th arrondissement of Paris 75
Mosquée Abou Baker Assiddiq 11th arrondissement of Paris 75
Mosquée Omar Ibn Khattab 11th arrondissement of Paris 75
Mosquée Attaqwa 11th arrondissement of Paris 75
Mosquée Alhouda 11th arrondissement of Paris 75

Posted by: Uncle Jed at November 14, 2015 01:45 AM (OmBeX)

905 I have friends who live close to Republique, on Parmentier. When I visit them, I never cease to remark on how dangerous the neighborhood looks.

They always poo poo my concerns.

Now they find themselves in the middle of it.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at November 14, 2015 05:09 AM (hoUpO)

906 And no, I have not been able to raise them, this night.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at November 14, 2015 05:10 AM (hoUpO)

907 Fade to gray: https://vimeo.com/40862069

Comes to mind, for some reason.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at November 14, 2015 05:14 AM (hoUpO)

908 Back in the 1980's or 1990's (sorry, you get old and the decades run together) I remember the GIA (Groupe Islamique Armee?) setting off bombs around Paris.

Where are they now?

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at November 14, 2015 05:18 AM (hoUpO)

909 Every time I see "TFG", I read it as "That Fucking Gobshite".

Is that what it means?

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at November 14, 2015 05:21 AM (hoUpO)

910 So the grand mufti of Pennsylvania Avenue is headed for turkey? .any chance we can incentivize our peshmerga allies to cancel his return ticket?

Posted by: Tortillapete at November 14, 2015 10:04 AM (EBKDc)

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Explosions, Gunfire at Paris Restaurant; "Several" DeadUpdate: Multiple Attacks in Paris, At Least 18 Dead60 HOSTAGES BEING HELD AT CONCERT HALL?

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Explosions, Gunfire at Paris Restaurant; "Several" Dead
Update: Multiple Attacks in Paris, At Least 18 Dead
60 HOSTAGES BEING HELD AT CONCERT HALL?