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Is Faisal Mohammad's Stabbing Rampage An Extension of the Stabbing Intifada Into America?

FoxNews reported:

As authorities worked to establish a motive for the 18-year-old college freshman who stabbed four people on a California campus Wednesday, more disturbing details emerged about the attacker.

Faisal Mohammad, who was killed by University of California Merced police, was described by at least one witness as smiling as he slashed at victims, called a loner by a fellow dorm resident and drew praise Thursday from a Twitter account associated with ISIS, which just last week released a series of videos calling for lone wolf stabbing attacks.

"May Allah accept him," read a tweet in Arabic from a Twitter account that terrorism experts say has carried previous ISIS propaganda, just minutes after Mohammad’s name was divulged by campus authorities.

David French notes this sounds suspiciously like the frenzy of random knife attacks that Israelis are suffering from.

I hate to admit this but this didn't occur to me -- I did imagine this man was stabbing people due to "unknown motives," by which I of course mean "Islamist rage," but I did not make the connection to the vicious stabbings in Israel.

We should definitely let more and more of these people in. Bringing in people who bring their thousand-year racist wars to the malls and schools of America is good for the economy, a joint study by the Brookings Institute and the Chamber of Commerce has conclusively proven.

Only racists, such as Kathy Steinle, could disagree with the idea of an America Without Borders.

Incidentally, despite the fact that he was described as a loner who rarely spoke, and is apparently a jihadist nutter, his roommate was quoted as saying he just couldn't believe good ol' Faisal Mohammad was the lunatic mass-stabber. Just couldn't believe it!

Andrew Velasquez is one of three UC Merced students who shared a dorm suite with Mohammed, and he described his roommate as someone who "didn't talk much," Velasquez told CNN affiliate KFSN.

"Every time I would try to say something, he seemed like he'd just ignore it," Velasquez told the station.

"I never saw him walk with anybody" to class, he said.

About Mohammad having been the attacker, Velasquez said: "Why would someone want to do that? I just didn't expect it to be him."

A silent, glowering loner with nothing left to lose? Why would you ever suspect him to be a problem?

But we're now conditioned to pretend that dangerous people are not dangerous, and that devices which look just like bombs are really just super-amazing clocks.

Otherwise, You're Racist (TM).

Posted by: Ace at 04:32 PM




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1 Uno

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 05, 2015 04:33 PM (jsWA8)

2
There's a war coming.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 05, 2015 04:34 PM (jsWA8)

3 Them there lutheran's at it again.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 05, 2015 04:35 PM (jsWA8)

4 IT IS VERBOTEN TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS.

BLAME FOX NEWS. BLAME LIMBAUGH.

BACKLASH, BACKLASH.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 05, 2015 04:35 PM (oVJmc)

5 Didn't another stabbing happen today? If this keeps up I suspect the media will get that backlash they've been braying about for the last 15 years.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2015 04:36 PM (WiU5D)

6 I'm not so big on the idea of an America Without Borders.

And America Without Islam, on the other hand...

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 05, 2015 04:36 PM (iIzG7)

7 I thank God every day that I live in Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2015 04:36 PM (rNruR)

8 another one, really?

let me google.

i'm behind on this, obviously.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2015 04:37 PM (dciA+)

9 Motive? What class was he in? Who were the other students?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 05, 2015 04:37 PM (0UOY6)

10 Kathy Steinle unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2015 04:37 PM (Fmupd)

11 We need knife control!!!!

Posted by: jmel at November 05, 2015 04:37 PM (dIpn/)

12 And I got this in my e-mail today:


Muslim bakeries in Michigan refused to bake cakes for gay weddings.
You would think that would be news like Memories Pizza refusing to cater
gay weddings. Nope, Muslims are part of the liberal media protected
class.




If Muslims want to follow their own religious beliefs and not bake
cakes for gay weddings, you don't hear any big outcry of "homophobia."
Instead, these Muslim bakeries in Michigan are given a pass to practice
their religion as they see fit, unlike Christians.





Yee olde double standards. But unlike OR and WA MI probably has no law forcing services to cater to the gaystapo. . . yet.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 05, 2015 04:37 PM (t2KH5)

13 AT LAST

Posted by: Bigby's Poised Fist of Removal at November 05, 2015 04:38 PM (3ZtZW)

14 Why do criminals always have either really stupid roommates and/or neighbors?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2015 04:38 PM (/HC6x)

15 The assailant, Mohammed Achmed Mustafa, reportedly shouted "death to infidels, islam will conquer the world" as he stabbed people. Police are scratching their heads as they search for a motive.

Posted by: MFM Reporter at November 05, 2015 04:38 PM (awspb)

16 That thread was getting a bit too far far away for me.

So what's the media hiding from us now?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 04:38 PM (Xo1Rt)

17

Who would profiling literally hurt?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2015 04:38 PM (qCMvj)

18 The JPMorgan CEO explains why he thinks the government will crack down on bitcoin and other virtual currencies before they get big.

Jamie Dimon (D-JPM) isn't on board with bitcoin.

Speaking on Wednesday at the Fortune Global Forum, the CEO of JPMorgan Chase JPM 0.90% said that the market for the virtual currency isn't large and it would be stopped by the government before it ever got to that point. Dimon said despite the fact that bitcoin was getting some lip service in Washington, as politicians try to say they support Silicon Valley innovation, he thinks eventually there will be a crackdown.

"Virtual currency, where it's called a bitcoin vs. a U.S. dollar, that's going to be stopped," said Dimon. "No government will ever support a virtual currency that goes around borders and doesn't have the same controls. It's not going to happen."

Just the same, Dimon said JPMorgan had established a study group to examine the blockchain technology used to record bitcoin transactions.

"Block chain is like any other technology," said Dimon. "If it is cheaper, effective, works, and secure, then we are going to use it."

Posted by: Argo at November 05, 2015 04:39 PM (e8kgV)

19 We should definitely let more and more of these people in


Obama is illegally letting in 180,000 of these rage boys every year and plans on increasing that amount. But impeachment is "off the table".

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 05, 2015 04:39 PM (t2KH5)

20 This is why a lot of us feel we have to support Trump. There's just no real alternative to him available.

Posted by: Schaeffer at November 05, 2015 04:39 PM (tTglu)

21 Yeah - Also suspicious that we have no information about the guy, such as whether he is American-born or an immigrant, his family roots, family details, etc. Was wondering if he was a really inconvenient immigrant, such as a recent immigrant from Syria, or that his father works for CAIR or the local mosque.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 04:39 PM (NOIQH)

22 How many lone wolves does it take to be able to shed the 'lone'?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2015 04:39 PM (ppaKI)

23 Maybe this will trigger the violent anti-islamic backlash that our betters in government and the MSM have been predicting since 9/11.

We can only hope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 04:39 PM (8ZskC)

24 Clearly, he got his knife through the Crate and Barrel on-line knife show loop hole.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2015 04:40 PM (/HC6x)

25 Islam is a seventh century death cult. Deport them all back to the hell holes they (or their parents) came from.
Then turn it into a parking lot for the Israelis.

Posted by: Chi at November 05, 2015 04:40 PM (EclzG)

26 Wasn't there a stabbing episode on Bonanza? Hop Sing stabbed a wetback trying to steal one of the pigs from the pen? Something like that.

Posted by: Yip at November 05, 2015 04:40 PM (e7T6D)

27 Muslim stabbing sprees. This could be a boon for our economy, and we'll explain why.

Posted by: Vox at November 05, 2015 04:40 PM (Fmupd)

28 The motive was Hawiian food. He was heard screaming "Aloha Snackbar" as he slashed.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 05, 2015 04:40 PM (jsWA8)

29 Here's an idea: why don't we let the invaders from Mexico and points south illegally enter the Middle East -- so they and the jihadis can just knife each other?

It's the Thunderdome answer to border control: two men enter, one man leaves.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 05, 2015 04:41 PM (iIzG7)

30 The Assassins have been reborn... so who is the Old Man of the Mountain?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2015 04:41 PM (FPXui)

31 2
There's a war coming.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 05, 2015 04:34 PM (jsWA


We're already at war. We're just not allowed to fight back.

Posted by: rickl at November 05, 2015 04:41 PM (zoehZ)

32 Muslim stabbing sprees. This could be a boon for our economy, and we'll explain why.

For example, unemployment is a result of having too many people. More stabbings is less people. Unemployment will drop.

Posted by: Voxinator at November 05, 2015 04:41 PM (0NdlF)

33 Well, if this guy can get a speedy enough trial, maybe he can qualify for one of Obama's get out of jail free lotteries our Chief Executive is conducting.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2015 04:41 PM (/HC6x)

34 "May Allah accept him,"

Wrong!

Posted by: Beelzebub at November 05, 2015 04:41 PM (Dwehj)

35

Carry.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2015 04:42 PM (qCMvj)

36 It's not a War till both sides fight. Rules of engagement won't be pretty here.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 05, 2015 04:42 PM (jsWA8)

37 This was the first thought of many - especially when they would not release his name. Now prepare for our media overlords to whitewash this thing like Fort Hood, Oklahoma beheading, etc.

Next thing you know ol' Faisel will have a progressive legacy rivaling Clock Boy's.


Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 05, 2015 04:42 PM (UhRGU)

38 A silent, glowering loner with nothing left to lose?

#NotAllLoners

Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2015 04:43 PM (2Ojst)

39 the Palis put out a video of how to approach an IDF check point and stabby stabby.

Also there was an interview on Al Goreeza where this gal whipped out a knife right on the set.

Didn't stab anybody. No jews there I guess.

Any Jew that isn't buying a gun especially after Ben's pointed reminder is a fool. And if they're supporting "Gun Control" they're even bigger fools.

Just ask the Austrians and Slovenians and the Germans and some others over there in ex-Europe (soon to be Dar-el-Salami)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 04:43 PM (Xo1Rt)

40 The cops killed Mohammed dead because he had on a hoodie and they thought he was black.

Posted by: Black Lives Matter A Lot you guys at November 05, 2015 04:43 PM (e7T6D)

41 Why do criminals always have either really stupid roommates and/or neighbors?

52% and rising exponentially.

Posted by: Beelzebub at November 05, 2015 04:43 PM (Dwehj)

42 >>Here's an idea: why don't we let the invaders from Mexico and points
south illegally enter the Middle East -- so they and the jihadis can
just knife each other?


Maybe because of ones like Jose Padilla, the convicted AQ terrorist?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 04:43 PM (NOIQH)

43 I hope to God I get to read a whole lot of news reports about jihadis bringing knives to gunfights over the next few months.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 05, 2015 04:43 PM (iIzG7)

44 Islam is the religion that says, "You know all those horrible, homicidal, violent, destructive thoughts you keep having?

"Go with that."

Posted by: AmishDude at November 05, 2015 04:43 PM (Xd2w5)

45 36 It's not a War till both sides fight. Rules of engagement won't be pretty here.



What rules?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2015 04:43 PM (rNruR)

46 >31 pretty much. If history is any indication, which is no guarantee, it's gonna take something big to make America pay attention. And then it's going to be on. Wish it could be different.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (xuouz)

47 Good thing none of those students had guns, or someone might have gotten hurt.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (2Ojst)

48 Meanwhile, the Left is in a fury about the fact a mentally-ill man can't wave his pecker around in a girl's bathroom.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (ppaKI)

49 We see a boom in unregulated online knife sales as a result of this. We're prepared!

Posted by: Amazon.com at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (UhRGU)

50 Is this what Biden was warning us about when he told us to gird our loins?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (/HC6x)

51 Hey guys,

40 posts in an nobody's called for knife control yet? Jeez, what's happening to this place...

Posted by: LawLurker at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (zKwtX)

52 Cool knife you have there, Faisal. How'd you like to bring it to the WH?

Posted by: Barak Obama at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (WiU5D)

53 To paraphrase Golda Meir, I can forgive them for killing people but I can't forgive them for making me have torture fantasies if I ever had the chance with one of them.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (Xh7t/)

54 Exactly

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (jsWA8)

55 He should have walked down the street waving his arms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (FkBIv)

56 I'm sure he was hurting on the inside, after he was shot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2015 04:45 PM (TJCSB)

57 47: I'm surprised the security guard didn't have to use a point-ed stick to kill him. It is California.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 05, 2015 04:45 PM (UhRGU)

58 Maybe he was a good roommate, Ace? Cleaned up after himself, didnt make a lot of noise or eat all the food.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 05, 2015 04:45 PM (iQIUe)

59 "What rules?"

There are no rules in a knife fight.

-- Butch Cassidy

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 05, 2015 04:45 PM (iIzG7)

60 Was he a good boy who was turning his life around?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 04:46 PM (8ZskC)

61 @51. Please see post 11.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2015 04:46 PM (/HC6x)

62 40 posts in an nobody's called for knife control yet?

Stick, don't slash.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 05, 2015 04:46 PM (evdj2)

63 55 He should have walked down the street waving his arms.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 05, 2015 04:44 PM (FkB

Wearing a hoodie.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 05, 2015 04:46 PM (oFSUK)

64 40 posts in an nobody's called for knife control yet? Jeez, what's happening to this place...
Posted by: LawLurker


Dupes of the National Knife Association.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 05, 2015 04:46 PM (FkBIv)

65 As soon as it came up I posted that the mo said muzzy, but they didn't give out any info. So it was a good guess or I was just a lucky guess

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2015 04:46 PM (JWMFs)

66 I'm sure he was hurting on the inside, after he was shot.

Posted by: Dr Spank




I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 05, 2015 04:46 PM (evdj2)

67 >>Was he a good boy who was turning his life around?

Funny we haven't even had any of that typical commenting from his family.
Nothing.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 04:47 PM (NOIQH)

68 It was a fully automatic knife.

Posted by: The MFM at November 05, 2015 04:47 PM (Dwehj)

69 One ping Vassily..... one ping only

Posted by: Captain Marko Ramius at November 05, 2015 04:47 PM (e7T6D)

70 I'm surprised the security guard didn't have to use a point-ed stick to kill him. It is California.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn

Good thing he didn't have to deal with some psychopath wielding a bunch of lingonberries.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 05, 2015 04:47 PM (awspb)

71 Let's see whether the DOJ launches an investigation of the racist security guard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 04:47 PM (8ZskC)

72 What an incredibly stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 05, 2015 04:47 PM (/Ho8c)

73 56 FTW

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (UhRGU)

74 "Merced County, Calif., officials say campus stabbing case is still in preliminary stages but 'progressing quickly'; say suspect was not politically or religiously motivated - @abc7newsBayArea"

Nothing to see here, move along, just a bit of routine workplace violence.

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (X+HRW)

75 19 We should definitely let more and more of these people in


Obama is illegally letting in 180,000 of these rage boys every year and plans on increasing that amount. But impeachment is "off the table".
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 05, 2015 04:39 PM (t2KH5)

Can't wait until the Syrians that Canada is importing find their way south. Should be fun times.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (oFSUK)

76 Just say No To Mo.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (1ppmx)

77 Local story with no national implications. Not worth reporting really. Hey look at those bigots in Houston!!!

Posted by: New York Times at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (WiU5D)

78 I thought about the Pali/Israeli connection.

I'm pretty sure Faisal isn't pleased right now that the 72 virgins he was promised are millions of demon goats with barbed penises.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (FsuaD)

79 Let's not get hasty and jump to all sorts of conclusions, here!

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (6n8J9)

80 re 12: Steven Crowder did a video of that weeks ago.

And the idea that he was inspired by the stabbing spree in Israel occurred to me, too, hours ago.

Posted by: Mallflour at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (qSIlh)

81 "It was a fully automatic knife."

I'd call that a bayonet.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (iIzG7)

82 There aren't any rules in a knife fight.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 04:48 PM (Xo1Rt)

83 This is, by the way, what your tax money is subsidizing to go to "college".

People who don't go their to learn, but to push a viewpoint that the tribe agrees with. It's no longer about "learning", it's about propagandizing.


Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2015 04:49 PM (GGCsk)

84 Why has non-Jew David French designated himself Protector of Israel? He might be the only person in Tennessee who can tell you there were knife attacks in Israel. Israel will do OK without your help, David.

Posted by: bjk at November 05, 2015 04:49 PM (jxPUH)

85 People.
People who stab people
Are the luckiest people in the world!

- Babs Streisand

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 04:49 PM (XUKZU)

86 say suspect was not politically or religiously motivated

We have a machine that spits that out by default. Has to be a brown person, though.

Posted by: The MFM at November 05, 2015 04:49 PM (Dwehj)

87 I hate also that I have to think about wearing a stab vest since an unprovoked knife attack can happen before you can draw your weapon.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 05, 2015 04:49 PM (Xh7t/)

88 Did the knife have an assault-like barrel? Was it full or semi automatic?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 05, 2015 04:49 PM (UhRGU)

89 >>>called a loner by a fellow dorm resident and drew praise Thursday from a Twitter account associated with ISIS


I think I've stumbled across something problematic wrt liberal thinking about Islam.

Liberals would say that that twitter account does not represent true Islam, since Islam is peaceful. But they would never go beyond that to actually condemn it.

But they only fail to condemn things if they believe they are part of a legit PC group, otherwise even a verbal disagreement based on a principled argument is enough to get you labeled as a hateful murderer.

So libs do think they accurately represent "true Islam" after all don't they? Or at least some favored PC group. Otherwise they'd be going after them with the gusto with which they go after non-gay-cake-bakers and the like.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 05, 2015 04:50 PM (E5UB0)

90 I forgot to add I have a lot of contact with disgruntled people.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 05, 2015 04:50 PM (Xh7t/)

91 Won't be classified as terrorism. Police shooting? Yes. Not terrorism.

I might see the administration coming down on the side of the stabber being the victim of institutional racism in the form of Islamophobia at his high school, but never terrorism.

Heck, if 9/11 happened under Obama, the DOJ would have likely took Boeing to court blaming the tragedy on faulty airline construction.

Posted by: doug at November 05, 2015 04:50 PM (2yut/)

92 >>...say suspect was not politically or religiously motivated


How would they know that? He's dead.
So he has no social media or paper trail, or that they've effectively hidden it?
Do we even know if he was religious, such as attending services regularly?
We haven't heard anything about his life, his family.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 04:50 PM (NOIQH)

93 It was a fully automatic knife.


Posted by: The MFM at November 05, 2015 04:47 PM


Did it have the shoulder thing that goes up?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2015 04:50 PM (ttnnR)

94 I wonder if the knife had a thing that goes up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2015 04:50 PM (FsuaD)

95 33 Well, if this guy can get a speedy enough trial, maybe he can qualify for one of Obama's get out of jail free lotteries our Chief Executive is conducting.
-----------
He's TU, DRT

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 05, 2015 04:50 PM (kXzR8)

96 They're all just God fearing religious people, the problem is Muhammad told them God wanted non Muzzies dead.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (JWMFs)

97 If Obama had a stabby son...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (FsuaD)

98 We got bigger issues to tackle.... Like Marco Rubio charging a Big Gulp he drank himself to the Florida Republican party Credit Card.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (/HC6x)

99 I am sure he was just clearing some room for his prayer rug.

Posted by: Garrett at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (6n8J9)

100 I didn't think about it being part of the knife intifada either.

Frankly, I figured it was a case of sudden meth jihadi syndrome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (mf5HN)

101 The knife had a bayonet lug!

Posted by: New York Times Weapons Expert at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (WiU5D)

102 ThunderB predicted at the time of the Co College shootings that the stabbings being done in Israel would come over here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (No/ki)

103 82 There aren't any rules in a knife fight.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger



Won't be any when we have to fight them here either.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (rNruR)

104 Did it have the shoulder thing that goes up?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

We have sources that say, not only did it have the shoulder thing that goes up, but it had a 30 round clip and scope.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzed, Jeopardy Champ at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (awspb)

105 It wasn't like he went staby staby

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 05, 2015 04:51 PM (uJK1E)

106 It's time we had a national conversation about knives.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2015 04:52 PM (FsuaD)

107 Fresh from the AP:

1:50 p.m.

Authorities say the stabbing of four people at a California university was not related to terrorism.

UC Merced Chancellor Dorothy Leland said in a statement Thursday that personal animosities, not a political agenda, motivated 18-year-old Faisal Mohammad. She says Mohammad was a student in the class he attacked Wednesday, but authorities didn't know if he targeted someone in particular.


So there you have it. Not terror related. Oh, and that jellied petroleum (poor man's C-4, they call it) they found in his backpack? Not terror related, either.


Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2015 04:52 PM (gyKtp)

108 94 I wonder if the knife had a thing that goes up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2015 04:50 PM (FsuaD)

======

A penis? Oh, you dirty girl!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 05, 2015 04:52 PM (iQIUe)

109 B-b-but...he was a good boy. And an aspiring rapper!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 05, 2015 04:52 PM (HMt16)

110 Best bet is to assume so and deport them all. Have the illegals take one per family as a going away present.

/sarc

Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2015 04:52 PM (DL2i+)

111 Was he a good boy who was turning his knife around?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 04:46 PM
(8ZkC



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Small tweak

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2015 04:53 PM (Fmupd)

112 Authorities say the stabbing of four people at a California university was not related to terrorism.


Authorities can suck my ass.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 05, 2015 04:53 PM (HMt16)

113 I can tell you a little bit about things that go up...

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 05, 2015 04:53 PM (Dwehj)

114 Somebody needs to sue the knife manufacturer and the store that sold it to him.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 04:53 PM (XUKZU)

115 32 Muslim stabbing sprees. This could be a boon for our economy, and we'll explain why.
Vox
---------------------------------------------------------
Only if he broke windows at the same time

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 05, 2015 04:53 PM (uJK1E)

116 @107.. heh. Funny how they assure us that this was based on personal animosities.... not muslim against the evil apostates that surround him... no, no... not like that

Posted by: Yip at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (e7T6D)

117 >>say suspect was not politically or religiously motivated

That totes explains why the FBI and Homeland Security are involved.
Not.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (NOIQH)

118 I hate to say this, but I wouldn't be so sure about Texas. Remember, Oklahoma had a woman beheaded. Workplace violence.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (Lqy/e)

119 osted by: Skip at November 05, 2015 04:46 PM (JWMFs)

I'm noticing that the media isn't screaming "Tea party" immediately anymore. So I guess there's that. Multiple stab-wounds, and especially the throat slash, just aren't an American cultural norm (I guess we tend to go from guns straight to blunt objects) so it would have maybe been a hard sell to try to pass it off as tea party. That said, I expect there to be a lot more of that style attack as more people are brought in who don't conform to American culture.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (GDulk)

120 Authorities say the stabbing of four people at a California university was not related to terrorism.

Lemme guess. He's been trying to invent the airplane for weeks now and the stress just cause him to snap?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (8ZskC)

121 Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 05, 2015 04:49 PM (Xh7t/)

Adapt the lessons taught by John Derbyshire on interacting with urban dwellers and keep your distance.

Don't let anyone within a threat radius unless you know them personally and even then make few exceptions.

Most people go through life totally unaware of their surroundings. Especially young people. At college.

You have to do some *gasp shocker* racial profiling.

You don't have to say anything and you don't have to shun people just be aware and a bit cautious and watch their hands.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (Xo1Rt)

122 Clearly he was upset over the bigotry in Houston.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (/HC6x)

123

Chainmail



Posted by: Ralph` at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (3QAtO)

124 "But we're now conditioned to pretend that dangerous people are not dangerous"

And that non-dangerous people are dangerous, because random selection of 60 year old Caucasian 5'5" 130 lb. grandmas for additional screening patdowns at mid-size city airports is going to protect us from 9/11 repeats.Yes indeed.

Posted by: scoville at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (0adl+)

125 "Every time I would try to say something, he seemed like he'd just ignore it," Velasquez told the station.

Posted by: zombie Faisal Mohammad at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (HbSdt)

126
Serious advice.
If you have access to a martial arts training in knife defense. Spend a couple of months doing it. It may save your life.
Filipino martial arts - escrima/kali. Krav Maga. Something that is street fight oriented. That teaches weapons. It willimprove your ability to defend yourselfgreatly,very quickly.

Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2015 04:55 PM (JTwsP)

127
There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world.

Its writers created thousands of stories. Stories of courage, romance and magic. Its poets wrote of love, when others before them were too steeped in fear to think of such things.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2015 04:55 PM (kdS6q)

128 It would only have been worse if he had a Pop Tart chewed into the shape of a gun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 04:55 PM (8ZskC)

129 >>She says Mohammad was a student in the class he attacked Wednesday,
but authorities didn't know if he targeted someone in particular.

Seriously, if they don't know why he targeted his victims then how can they make any definitive statements on it not being politically or religiously motivated? Those two statements are contradictory?

I'm so tired of these brazen liars.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 04:56 PM (NOIQH)

130 Ehh, Republicans. What are you going to do?

Jay Dardenne, a defeated candidate for governor of Louisiana, has endorsed a Democratic rival for the job over fellow Republican David Vitter. In a news conference this morning at Louisiana State University, Dardenne called Democrat John Bel Edwards a "pro-life, pro-gun" candidate, as apt for the job as Vitter was unthinkable.

Edwards "knows that fear, intimidation and vindictiveness are the enemies of putting Louisiana forward," Dardenne, the state's outgoing lieutenant governor, said. "The Republican brand has been damaged by the failed leadership of Bobby Jindal. A David Vitter governorship would further damage that brand."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 04:56 PM (XUKZU)

131 Chainmail

mithril if you can get it

I think Urban has a nice fleece-lined one for fall

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 05, 2015 04:56 PM (Vz7fy)

132 So how can we blame this on Trump?

Posted by: NRO and Manhattan Media at November 05, 2015 04:57 PM (oDCMR)

133 Preznint Barky and Billary will be calling for tougher knife laws now. Right?

Posted by: Hank at November 05, 2015 04:57 PM (V9g65)

134 AP, NYT, et al: Nothing to see here. Move along. Look over there!! Tea Party!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2015 04:57 PM (FsuaD)

135 Be polite, be professional, _________.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 05, 2015 04:57 PM (S0bOl)

136 Seriously, if they don't know why he targeted his victims then how can they make any definitive statements on it not being politically or religiously motivated? Those two statements are contradictory?

They've raised talking out of their asses to a high art form.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 04:57 PM (8ZskC)

137

What would the media do if a law abiding gun-carrying citizen killed one of these knife-wielding bastard's mid-sentence Allahu... *choke* *spittle* *fall*

We don't know what his intentions were...We'll never know...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2015 04:57 PM (qCMvj)

138 #121You have to do some *gasp shocker* racial profiling.

You don't have to say anything and you don't have to shun people just be aware and a bit cautious and watch their hands.


And watch their eyes. When I was younger I worked as a store detective. Not a security guard but one of those plainclothes guys who watch the cameras and stops the 'lifters. Even on camera you could see the "shifty eyes" of the criminals. My partner and I would say "he's lookin' around" and we both knew what that meant.

Watch for shifty eyes. Sometimes it's a giveaway.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 05, 2015 04:57 PM (HMt16)

139 You don't have to say anything and you don't have to shun people just be aware and a bit cautious and watch their hands.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 04:54 PM (Xo1Rt)

And carry. Always and everywhere.

Posted by: scoville at November 05, 2015 04:57 PM (0adl+)

140 @128. And was wearing a T-shirt with the Confederate flag on it.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2015 04:57 PM (/HC6x)

141 So personal animosity is responsible but authorities didn't know if he targeted someone in particular.

They don't even lie well.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (evdj2)

142 >>Chainmail



Mithril!

Posted by: Garrett at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (6n8J9)

143 Why oh why didn't the American economy deliver a job to this poor misunderstood young man! So sad, and it makes me angry!

If only the Republicans had allowed the President to work his magic, this whole event could have been avoided. Racist murderers!

Posted by: Marie Harf at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (TxJGV)

144 Seriously, if they don't know why he targeted his victims then how can they make any definitive statements on it not being politically or religiously motivated? Those two statements are contradictory?

no press release, so it couldn't have been terrorism

ipso facto!

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (Vz7fy)

145 The one thing I like about incidents like this.

He's dead, so he got what he wanted.

He's dead, so we got what we wanted.

Only problem with that is the two victims in critical condition.

Since the ME countries (except Israel) are all in a declared state of jihad against us, can't we give them all what they want?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (E5UB0)

146 I'm gonna apply the Indiana Jones solution to anyone with a big knife.

Shoot 'em.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (Xo1Rt)

147 mithril if you can get it

I think Urban has a nice fleece-lined one for fall
Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 05, 2015 04:56 PM (Vz7fy)


I've got the set pieces

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (qCMvj)

148 Wonder what he thought of fantasy football regulation?

Posted by: CNBC at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (WiU5D)

149 Garrett dude I already said mithril

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 05, 2015 04:59 PM (Vz7fy)

150 " say suspect was not politically or religiously motivated"

Such a mystery.

Posted by: Lauren at November 05, 2015 04:59 PM (GZ6Pf)

151 We'd better form a coalition of nations to prevent the Amazing Ginsu Knife from reaching the Middle East.

Posted by: John Kerry, Statesman at November 05, 2015 04:59 PM (oDCMR)

152 These brain-dead "progressives" will get us all killed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2015 04:59 PM (FsuaD)

153 Dude really needed a jobs program.

Posted by: Marie Harf at November 05, 2015 04:59 PM (8ZskC)

154 Watch for shifty eyes.

Yes.

Posted by: Zombie Marty Feldman at November 05, 2015 04:59 PM (Dwehj)

155 Be polite, be professional, _________.

-------------------------

And have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2015 04:59 PM (WiU5D)

156 I'm guessing here won't be a lot of young, liberal. SJW women volunteering to escort Muslim men (#I'll Walk With You) to their destinations to prevent a backlash by the haters..

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 05, 2015 05:00 PM (1BQGO)

157 Wonder what he thought of fantasy football regulation?

Posted by: CNBC at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (WiU5D)


heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2015 05:00 PM (qCMvj)

158 Wonder what he thought of fantasy football regulation?

Posted by: CNBC at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (WiU5D)


of course he's looking for the trans-goat bathrooms when he's gotta go

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2015 05:01 PM (qCMvj)

159 Hauberks.

They lend themselves nicely to the Moron Lifestyle.

Posted by: Garrett at November 05, 2015 05:01 PM (6n8J9)

160
Not everyone can carry. If you don't carry, learn knife self defense. It's worth it. The techniques are pretty easy and work well especially when your attacker has no reason to believe you know how to defend yourself.
I was in class with a lot of people who were in their 50's and 60's. Couple of guys learning how to fight with canes. This was like 5 years ago even.

Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2015 05:01 PM (JTwsP)

161 What was it Dear Leader said to his fawning minions a few years ago? "They bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun."

Alrighty, then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2015 05:01 PM (FsuaD)

162 I wonder how long this story will take to go down the ol' memory hole . . whoop, there it went!

MEANWHILE - the important point is that we have been conditioned to believe nonsense, which makes us (well the young stupid of us) do very asinine, dangerous things like TOTALLY IGNORE insanity, evil, malice, and aggression.

It's not good.

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 05, 2015 05:01 PM (Vz7fy)

163 Chainmail? I unsubscribed.

Oh mithril!

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 05, 2015 05:02 PM (xuouz)

164 "Giving Martyrs What They're Asking For For Over 200 Years"

- USMC -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 05:02 PM (Xo1Rt)

165 Why did I know this even before the news reports let it slip?

Posted by: navybrat at November 05, 2015 05:02 PM (ETxiG)

166 So, all you psycho historians out there, are we headed for a Hari Seldon crisis? and will it be before November aught 17?

What's the probability?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 05, 2015 05:02 PM (0UOY6)

167 "Bringing in people who bring their thousand-year racist wars to the
malls and schools of America is good for the economy, a joint study by
the Brookings Institute and the Chamber of Commerce has conclusively
proven."

A study with bipartisan endorsement from Paul Ryan and Keith Ellison.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2015 05:02 PM (noWW6)

168

Guess I'll watch an episode of Flash, or Arrow, or one of those that shows a lot of male abs these days. Hey, why not?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2015 05:02 PM (qCMvj)

169 Why did I know this even before the news reports let it slip?

cos it took SO LONG to release the name of the guy

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 05, 2015 05:02 PM (Vz7fy)

170 What I'm more concerned about is whether he got affirmative consent before penetrating his victims.

Posted by: LawLurker at November 05, 2015 05:03 PM (zKwtX)

171 I will cut your unholy clit out with my blade of righteousness!

Posted by: FGM non-muslim at November 05, 2015 05:03 PM (OZmbA)

172 I think Urban has a nice fleece-lined one for fall

Two words: Kevlar Codpiece.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 05, 2015 05:03 PM (evdj2)

173 Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 05, 2015 05:00 PM (1BQGO)

Hope you're right but this is a demographic that has raised having no survival instinct to a point of pride because that little voice screaming "danger" is bigoted and judgemental.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 05, 2015 05:03 PM (GDulk)

174 There have been a number of attacks by Muslims that were hushed. One of the kids that shot up a mall about 12 years ago was actually a Muslim on jihad but it was not ever mentioned. The DC sniper wrote a number of jihad letters after he was caught and jailed--again, no coverage.


BTW for the bitcoin mention upthread: USAA bank in San Antonio announced today it is partnering with Coinbase to allow statements in bitcoin as well as checking etc. They seem to be about to allow a 90 trial of buying and selling bitcoin also.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 05, 2015 05:04 PM (NHtMs)

175 What YouTubeVideo set this young student of color into a spontaneous riot?

Posted by: Hillary 2016 - Too Big For Jail at November 05, 2015 05:04 PM (oDCMR)

176 The knife attacks were random and anyone either Christian, Jew, Buddhist, Hindu, Atheist or Agnostic could have been a victim.

In fact, he was looking for Muslims in particular, but, darn the luck, he was struck down before he was able to locate one.

Posted by: Hank at November 05, 2015 05:04 PM (V9g65)

177 Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 04:56 PM (XUKZU)

Unfortunately Vitter burned a lot of bridges in the LA GOP during his run for Senator and scandal with the hookers. It's not the part about the hookers but the scorch earth strategy he took against the Republicans who called him out on it that they are rightfully mad about. He slandered many a good man trying to cover up his scandal.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 05, 2015 05:04 PM (pmhkb)

178 What YouTubeVideo set this young student of color into a spontaneous riot?

it was f*cking Taylor Swift again

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 05, 2015 05:05 PM (Vz7fy)

179 In God we trust. All others keep your hands where I can see them.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2015 05:05 PM (rNruR)

180 >>There have been a number of attacks by Muslims that were hushed.

How about the Chattanooga military recruitment center shooter.
Just vanished. No follow-up.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:06 PM (NOIQH)

181 I'll bet $1000 poor old Faisal was also never patted down by the TSA. Cuz you know, it's simply crazy to think a young Muslim man could possibly be a terrorist.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 05, 2015 05:06 PM (0LHZx)

182 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 05, 2015 05:06 PM (GwIKd)

183 It's not the part about the hookers

yeah I mean this is Louisiana

the guy must just be a total d*ck. it's not like they're all shy about your normal vice and corruption down there

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 05, 2015 05:06 PM (Vz7fy)

184 You know I'm coming.... I"m coming....

Posted by: Whitey Christian Backlash at November 05, 2015 05:06 PM (e7T6D)

185 180 >>There have been a number of attacks by Muslims that were hushed.

How about the Chattanooga military recruitment center shooter.
Just vanished. No follow-up.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:06 PM (NOIQH)

_________

Or the beheading in Oklahoma.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 05, 2015 05:07 PM (0LHZx)

186 Someday someone in the MSM may start to notice a pattern here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 05:07 PM (8ZskC)

187 Hot Springs Army recruiters

Posted by: Yip at November 05, 2015 05:07 PM (e7T6D)

188 I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 05, 2015 05:08 PM (NHtMs)

189 Any mention of his Facebook etc activity?

Posted by: Yo! at November 05, 2015 05:08 PM (GwIKd)

190 If there were laws against taking a knife to university, we wouldn't be having these problems. Colleges should be gun free, and knife free zones.


and TSA should set up screening stations at all schools and universities, to keep our children safe.

and cut down unemployment.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 05, 2015 05:09 PM (0UOY6)

191 "I was in class with a lot of people who were in their 50's and 60's. Couple of guys learning how to fight with canes"

I found a beautifully crafted sword cane a couple of years ago.

As a cane, it fit my hand and leg height ideally.

As a sword it had excellent heft and balance.

The unsheathement was fast and fluid, the proverbial twist and strike in a single motion.

I kick myself mentally every time I think of my having passed on it. One of those purchases that you just have to jump on when it's right there in front of you, no chance to change your mind later on.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2015 05:09 PM (noWW6)

192 186 -

We DID notice a pattern. All the victims are white or Christian. We're working on an epic 3 part expose into their racist, xenophobic behavior and how it pushed their attackers over the edge.

Posted by: MSM at November 05, 2015 05:09 PM (zKwtX)

193 Someday someone in the MSM may start to notice a pattern here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

*shuts eyes*
*puts fingers in ears*
LALALALALA Can't hear you!

Posted by: MFM Reporter at November 05, 2015 05:09 PM (awspb)

194 I blame the knife lobby for this tragedy.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 05, 2015 05:09 PM (0LHZx)

195 Chainmail


Mithril!
Posted by: Garrett at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM


One does not simply buy mithril.

Posted by: Boromir at November 05, 2015 05:10 PM (ttnnR)

196 1st jews.... then you.

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:10 PM (EIoT2)

197 Are we sure Sarah Palin didn't incite this crime with a campaign brochure?

Posted by: Manhattan Media - NYT On The Job at November 05, 2015 05:10 PM (oDCMR)

198 Two words: Kevlar Codpiece.
Posted by: Grump928(c)



Have two. No joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2015 05:10 PM (rNruR)

199 How about the 15 year old who was arrested for plotting to kill the Pope during his US visit?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:11 PM (NOIQH)

200 When the founders passed the second amendment they were talking about muskets, not assault knives.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 05:11 PM (XUKZU)

201 #knife up don't shoot!

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:11 PM (EIoT2)

202 Good article just linked at Dougie Ross Journal by Karl Denninger and Europe being in a state of done. They're done.

Posted by: Yip at November 05, 2015 05:11 PM (e7T6D)

203 I'd go on jihadwatch but I'm at work (they've been cool with the fantasy football and constant ace browsing so I won't push my luck). Anybody know where to find a list of attacks here in the US? That'll leave out Geert and Charlie Hebdo and everything going on in Africa, but I imagine it's substantial regardless.

Hey liberals, remember the Boston Marathon bombing? They weren't even arabs! Fancy that.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 05, 2015 05:11 PM (xuouz)

204 Off topic but funny ... Russia now selling "Our answer to USA sanctions" T-shirts with picture of Putin kicking Obama in the face:

http://___ur.com/ed6Ox0v

Of course you can get them on eBay!http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/261827338470?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at November 05, 2015 05:11 PM (X+HRW)

205 thousand-year racist wars

#Morons pointing out Islam isn't a race >
#Morons pointing out its 1400+ years >
zero (which they stole right?)

Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2015 05:12 PM (DL2i+)

206
"Someday someone in the MSM may start to notice a pattern here."

The attacker was, as usual, a male, the gender research has shown to be more aggressive and violent than all others.

Posted by: MSM Expert at November 05, 2015 05:12 PM (1BQGO)

207
Torque - cool.There is a basque walking stick I'd like to get like that.
These guys were using regular canes. There is a martial art for it. The hook endis surprisingly useful.

Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2015 05:12 PM (JTwsP)

208 that is ___ur.com/ed6Ox0v why does link get crippled?

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at November 05, 2015 05:12 PM (X+HRW)

209 As soon as I heard the name, I knew what it was. I immediately connected it to the attacks in Israel.

I guess this is the new norm, eh? Of course, the only real blowback from this will be a stern warning to all that we should be on the lookout for a "backlash" by angry, racist, white people.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: JoeC at November 05, 2015 05:12 PM (ekON/)

210 NY Slime had a story earlier about stabbings with no name of suspect. Now that he's outed as a Mohammedan, the story has disappeared.



No bias here I tell you, none.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2015 05:12 PM (jJRIy)

211 I'm going unobtainium. when the shit goes down, I'll just float away.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 05:13 PM (XUKZU)

212 Here's what stumps me. They say that Faisal was not "politically or religiously motivated", but putting aside the fact that there's no way they could know this, didn't ISIS "congratulate" him? If a white guy did something like this and the Klan or some other such group then lauded him for it, wouldn't that be taken as evidence that he was doing their In bidding?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 05, 2015 05:13 PM (sM6Jo)

213 i m g u r dot com

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at November 05, 2015 05:13 PM (X+HRW)

214 My dumb fucking cousin who lives in CA just sent a daughter off to college where there was a shooting incident last month, which was tragic but was not random as it was basically a fight that escalated.

She of course used that to jump on her FB-SJWoapbox about gun control because her precious angel was within 5 miles of a shooting. Of course, no comment about yesterday's events which were premeditated and intended to terrorize.

I hearken back to my college days in the 90s, black teens in Champaign were targeting us "white boys" -- my mommy sure didn't make a fuss.


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2015 05:13 PM (hqZPQ)

215 Govenor Brown JUST signed a bill banning concealed carry on campii. Just coincidence I am sure.

He also signed a bill banning open carry of UNLOADED long guns.

HELP I LIVE IN AN INSANE ASYLUM AND I CAN"T MAKE THEM GO AWAY

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:14 PM (EIoT2)

216 The Koran says you cannot be friends with infidels...

Its interesting that we don't know more about this idiots background.... its almost as if the media does not WANT to know...

Posted by: BB Wolf, wondering why no one seems to care about what Congress is doing to Vets at November 05, 2015 05:14 PM (qh617)

217 If you're not suitably frightened and angry, you aren't paying attention. Or you're a dumbass.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2015 05:14 PM (2Ojst)

218 >>
One does not simply buy mithril.


I am sure MooMoo can afford it.

Posted by: Garrett at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (6n8J9)

219 You've seen the AP's coverage from me, now for the Daily Mail headline:

Police reveal twisted California college freshman who stabbed four on campus had backpack containing PETROLEUM JELLY, handcuffs and night vision goggles

plus this police quote:

'He had far greater intentions to do damage'

Thanks for the missing info, DM.


Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (gyKtp)

220
Guess who is behind the ad campaign that targets a Presidential candidate and literally calls him a "Racist F*ck"? It's not just some random activist group!

http://blindgossip.com/?p=74703#more-74703

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (iQIUe)

221 135: But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Yep, situational awareness, just as important as what you're carrying.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (LqrRo)

222 Gun control is the only answer.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (BZAd3)

223 The Seldon Crisis will peak after the crypto Muslim leaves office and Donald Trump assumes the Presidency.

The blinders will be removed from the eyes of the country as the media will no longer have any reason to hide and Trump won't allow them to do so.

White House press conferences will no longer be composed of sycophants tossing softballs to some recent college grad with a good resume and a degree in Communications.

The Donald himself will hold daily Press conferences to inform the public. Any outlet that refuses to tell the facts will be denied press credentials.

Vice Pres. Carson will form advisory panels to examine what E.O.'s need to be rescinded immediately and which need modification.

Also all non union department heads will be fired and their 2nd or 3rd will be in charge until the advisory panel on Pruning the Waste In Gov't Panel comes back with some recommendations. No panel will be allowed to exist longer than 12 months and must be completed before then.

All Visa holders will be required to report to the nearest police department to register their presence. Any one else will be considered a felon and marked for deportation.

No Birth certificates will be issued to any child of foreign born parent(s) No Exceptions. ACLU can suck it.

All deportees currently held in prison will be formed into work gangs and begin to prepare the border for the installation of a triple layered wall. Concrete barrier, Razor wire in depth, a death strip between them and electronic monitoring every 100'.

Any fees, taxes, bank accounts, remittances owed to Mexico will be seized to pay for this wall.

Mitch McConnell will be taken out into the Rose Garden where the penalty for treason will be meted out.

- The Donald; The First 90 Days -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (Xo1Rt)

224 141 So personal animosity is responsible but authorities didn't know if he targeted someone in particular.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 05, 2015 04:58 PM (evdj2)



The stab wounds should have been a clue.

Posted by: rickl at November 05, 2015 05:16 PM (zoehZ)

225 A knife is just a surrogate penis.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 05, 2015 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

226 How many lone wolves does it take to be able to shed the 'lone'?

Not til they're actually German submariners. Now actually a repeat performance possibility but with less wurst.

Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2015 05:17 PM (DL2i+)

227 He didn't do no rape raping did he?
What the hell more do you want from these people???

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2015 05:17 PM (8ikIW)

228 Remember that poor woman whose coworker cut her head off and the boss shot him fucking dead? Allau ackbar fuckers

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:17 PM (EIoT2)

229 " If you don't carry, learn knife self defense."

I have a mace gun. It seemed like the best thing to carry since I always have so many kids with me. I don't feel comfortable with a real gun while I've got a baby in a carrier on my chest, but mace in my purse seemed like a good option. Supposedly it shoots up to 20ft. The water test did, but I've never been in the position to have to shoot the mace.

Self defense while protecting your kids seems like a good self defense class though. I'd definitely be interested in something like that.

Posted by: Lauren at November 05, 2015 05:17 PM (LzzEz)

230 BTW for the bitcoin mention upthread: USAA bank in San Antonio announced today it is partnering with Coinbase to allow statements in bitcoin as well as checking etc. They seem to be about to allow a 90 trial of buying and selling bitcoin also.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 05, 2015 05:04 PM (NHtMs)





That's extremely interesting, given USAA's military affiliation (I have my insurance and banking with them).

Posted by: Country Singer at November 05, 2015 05:17 PM (GUBah)

231 Talk about total bull shit. Latest story is that it was not terrorism, but the student had personal issues, which they don't describe at all. BS meter off the chart.



http://tinyurl.com/p2qqk7f

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2015 05:17 PM (jJRIy)

232 "Russia now selling 'Our answer to USA sanctions' T-shirts with picture of Putin kicking Obama in the face"

Putin's a judoka. Who trained in the notoriously tough Soviet judo system designed to produce Olympic level competitors. Where there wasn't any compunction about injuring students who had not been paying attention or drilling hard enough.

Putin would just take Prince Chooming to the ground and into a submission hold so fast that Obama wouldn't have time for a single lazy stoner blink.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2015 05:17 PM (noWW6)

233 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (Xo1Rt)

And he'll walk on water too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:18 PM (No/ki)

234 I am sure MooMoo can afford it.
Posted by: Garrett at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (6n8J9)

He'd sell blades to the Orcs then sell mithril vests at exorbitant prices to the frightened survivors of the last raid.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2015 05:18 PM (2Ojst)

235 Govenor Brown JUST signed a bill banning concealed carry on campii. Just coincidence I am sure.

He also signed a bill banning open carry of UNLOADED long guns.


In California today you can still own a gun, as long as you never carry it, load it, shoot it, move it from one place to another, or show it to anyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 05:18 PM (8ZskC)

236 Ha Ha bitter clinger. And tonight Johnny Manziel and the Cleveland Browns will defeat the Cincy Bengals. Yeah, wishful thinking.

Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2015 05:18 PM (JTwsP)

237 The people that brought this here are our enemy.

Posted by: GBruno at November 05, 2015 05:18 PM (u49WF)

238 Another thing that bugs me is that we all know how the MSM loses interest when the Muslim names of the attackers are released and the stories go down the memory hole. We get a good laugh about it here because we know their game. But doesn't that mean that there must be other incidents that we never even hear about? In other words, the MSM doesn't report these stories because they know there would be outrage, which says to me that their attitude is, "Can you imagine how pissed off the rabble would be if they really knew what's been going on?"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 05, 2015 05:18 PM (sM6Jo)

239 Putin would just take Prince Chooming to the ground and into a submission hold so fast that Obama wouldn't have time for a single lazy stoner blink.

Posted by: torquewrench

But TFG likes being the submissive.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 05, 2015 05:19 PM (awspb)

240 I said this this morning... Not a coincidence...

Posted by: donna at November 05, 2015 05:19 PM (/dSsq)

241 Chaka Fattah, Jr. convicted of multiple counts of fraud and tax fraud.

Paying taxes is for honkeys.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 05:19 PM (XUKZU)

242 Why would a kid from Santa Clara go to a Merced JC? Some of the finest JC's in the nation are located in and around San Jose/Santa Clara/San Mateo. The freak'n view out of the Cañada College Library is MILLION DOLLAR.

Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2015 05:19 PM (WHVu+)

243 Pretty cool video.

https://goo.gl/vJC8ke

Posted by: maddogg at November 05, 2015 05:19 PM (xWW96)

244 Handcuffs and KY jelly? Sounds like standard equipment in California

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2015 05:19 PM (9gH7J)

245 Police reveal twisted California college freshman who stabbed four on campus had backpack containing PETROLEUM JELLY, handcuffs and night vision goggles

plus this police quote:

'He had far greater intentions to do damage'

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (gyKtp)




Sounds like he had plans to continue his rampage in the Castro District.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 05, 2015 05:19 PM (GUBah)

246 If Trump gets close to the White House they won't let that happen.If I was Trump I wouldn't trust the secret service...I'd hire somebody competent.

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:20 PM (EIoT2)

247 Is there a template for this crap?
From one of Faisal's buddies from middle and high school:

Patel says Mohammad was friendly and loved basketball, going to the
mosque to pray and playing video games with his friends. He said
Mohammad was smart and got good grades.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:20 PM (NOIQH)

248 Canada College.

Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2015 05:20 PM (WHVu+)

249 The AF guy who stopped the terrorist, when he was stabbed, I immediately drew a connection to the intifadah stabbings.

I don't even remember what ultimately was turned up about that.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2015 05:20 PM (2Ocf1)

250 How can we encourage this behavior in Manhattan so the MSM will notice the trend?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 05, 2015 05:20 PM (oDCMR)

251 >>Police reveal twisted California college freshman who stabbed four on campus had backpack containing PETROLEUM JELLY, handcuffs and night vision goggles



Not coincidentally, the Merced Goat Mascot has had its guard doubled.

Posted by: Garrett at November 05, 2015 05:21 PM (6n8J9)

252 What's happening in Israel is nothing new for muslims.See the Moro uprising in the Phillipines over 100 years ago.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2015 05:21 PM (8HTq1)

253 215 Govenor Brown JUST signed a bill banning concealed carry on campii. Just coincidence I am sure.

He also signed a bill banning open carry of UNLOADED long guns.

HELP I LIVE IN AN INSANE ASYLUM AND I CAN"T MAKE THEM GO AWAY
Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:14 PM (EIoT2


----------------------


It's quite simple. Move to another state. You're still free to do that.

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2015 05:21 PM (Fmupd)

254 Sounds like he had plans to continue his rampage in the Castro District.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 05, 2015 05:19 PM (GUBah)


Holy crap. A mass bungholing incident may have been just barely averted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 05:21 PM (8ZskC)

255 231 Talk about total bull shit. Latest story is that it was not terrorism, but the student had personal issues, which they don't describe at all. BS meter off the chart.

Don't they always have "personal" issues.... Except of course on the rare occasion it's a White Christian....

Posted by: donna at November 05, 2015 05:21 PM (/dSsq)

256 Not coincidentally, the Merced Goat Mascot has had its guard doubled.

Posted by: Garrett


lmfao

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 05, 2015 05:21 PM (/Ho8c)

257 Every time fucked up shit goes down in California, California looks around and points fingers at everybody else.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 05, 2015 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

258 Not coincidentally, the Merced Goat Mascot has had its guard doubled.
Posted by: Garrett at November 05, 2015 05:21 PM (6n8J9)


A chastity belt would have been cheaper.

Posted by: maddogg at November 05, 2015 05:22 PM (xWW96)

259 petroleum jelly can be used to pack a butt bomb. put handcuffs on in front and you can't pull it out. wear night vision goggles and you can deliver your butt bomb in the dark.

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:22 PM (EIoT2)

260 What's happening in Israel is nothing new for muslims.See the Moro uprising in the Phillipines over 100 years ago.
Posted by: steevy

Also, see how Gen John J Pershing dealt with it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 05, 2015 05:22 PM (awspb)

261 I have been away from Interwebs all day but checked Drudge...nothing on this story, which I find odd.

I also think it stinks, big time, that they don't release names now so "they" can scrub social media of these cowards.

Keeping in mind, unless I am wrong, the Oregon coward's mother has never been interviewed, never been questioned, never been mentioned since it became old news a month ago.

In spite of the wishes of the WH and MSM, people are not as stoopid as they'd like to think. When names are not released, quickly (or, for me, since observing the Gabby shootings in Arizona), you think jihad and/or a protected species of humanity. I immediately think Norwegians.

Good catch, Ace, on the possible Israel connection. We may never know if he shouted alleyoop snackbar, as, no doubt, cell phones confiscated, gag orders, you know the drill.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 05, 2015 05:23 PM (eXl9F)

262 hehehe lol

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:23 PM (EIoT2)

263 Not coincidentally, the Merced Goat Mascot has had its guard doubled.

Posted by: Garrett at November 05, 2015 05:21 PM (6n8J9)


Do they make burqas for goats?

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2015 05:23 PM (8ikIW)

264 3 German tourist stabbed in Morocco by Muslims.
Nope, not a trend!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:23 PM (NOIQH)

265 260 Yeah,but if we had a Pershing around now days Obama made sure he was out of the Army.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2015 05:24 PM (8HTq1)

266 Breitbart

"Defying China, Defense Secretary Carter personally sailed the South China Sea."

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 05, 2015 05:24 PM (0UOY6)

267 Posted by: Lauren at November 05, 2015 05:17 PM (LzzEz)

Get a small sprayer and fill it with vinegar.

It's non lethal and will work if you aim at the eyes and it's not dangerous if the kids get into it.

Plus it's totally legal everywhere. Just don't say you carry it for self defense (premeditation). It's a cleaning solution and germ fighter.

If you really want to hurt someone put oven cleaner in the sprayer. But that's more dangerous if it leaks and for kids.

but it will stop anyone cold, better than mace.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 05:24 PM (Xo1Rt)

268 Hey at least it was a knife and not a GUN!

Posted by: Arson Wells at November 05, 2015 05:24 PM (UnJ7w)

269 A good knife defense class, lauren will teach you to defend yourself using just your arms and reflex. Like a sneeze or a blink. You will just move. Your attacker will be surprised unless he is also trained. Then you are probably going to get hurt. But if its just some home grown johnny jihad. You'll do just fine. If you have someone nearby that teaches Filipino martial arts - they are knife culture and the best at knife fighting/defense outside the military. Krav Maga is also good. The stuff you see Jason Bourne doing is what you will get from a Filipino teacher. They are small, and extremely dirty fighters. Do a google search in your area. I was surprised to find my guru two blocks from my house.

Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2015 05:24 PM (JTwsP)

270 Normalcy bias explains the roommate.

Islamic bias explains the Administration.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 05, 2015 05:25 PM (3myMJ)

271 In fairness, who doesn't carry night vision equipment in their European shoulder bag? Amirite?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 05, 2015 05:25 PM (evdj2)

272 German tourist stabbed in Morocco by Muslims.
Nope, not a trend!


Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:23 PM (NOIQH)
========================================

Oh crap. Niece just took a job in Morocco.

Posted by: grammie winger, Fair Trade Socks at November 05, 2015 05:25 PM (dFi94)

273 Gun control is the only answer.

-
Bill Ayers says citizens tribunals should charge and try the NRA for all those murders in Chicago.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 05:26 PM (XUKZU)

274 I was inventing knife holders, you racist haters!

Posted by: Faisal Mohammad at November 05, 2015 05:26 PM (2oWD2)

275 If you really want to hurt someone put oven cleaner in the sprayer. But that's more dangerous if it leaks and for kids.

but it will stop anyone cold, better than mace.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 05:24 PM (Xo1Rt)


Carefully dissolve a half cup of hardware store lye in colt water. Careful, though, as it will certainly blind whoever gets it in their eyes.

Posted by: maddogg at November 05, 2015 05:26 PM (xWW96)

276

Faisal didn't just stab the first student

He was trying to slit his throat, when Faisal was interrupted by the construction worker

Was Faisal trying to cut the other students head off?

Faisal was dressed in all black like ISIS

Posted by: ThunderB at November 05, 2015 05:26 PM (zOTsN)

277 Better details on the backpack contents in the DM article:

Faisal Mohammad, a freshman who majored in computer science and engineering at the University of California was carrying highly flammable petroleum jelly, ziptie handcuffs, night vision goggles, duct tape and a hammer in his backpack when he was shot in the back by cops.

Now I'm guessing the 'petroleum jelly' was, in fact, napalm or jellied gasoline. This, due to the description as highly flammable.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2015 05:26 PM (gyKtp)

278 I highly approve zombie Mohammed.

Posted by: O J at November 05, 2015 05:27 PM (EIoT2)

279 Meanwhile. New York State intends a climate-change mihna against ExxonMobil for their heresy

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2015 05:27 PM (9gH7J)

280 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:18 PM (No/ki)

More likely him than any of the other hosers up there.

And at least he'll give it a try.

But you can't allow yourself to admit that being nice hasn't worked. It never works unless everyone is willing to play by the rules. When they won't then nice guys are the last thing you need.

Read some history, it wasn't made by sissies. (JC don't count because He had to act as he did to save our souls. I'm talking about saving our asses.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 05:27 PM (Xo1Rt)

281 Carefully dissolve a half cup of hardware store lye
in colt water. Careful, though, as it will certainly blind whoever gets
it in their eyes.

Posted by: maddogg at November 05, 2015 05:26 PM (xWW96)
=================================

Which is why lutefisk has no eyes.

Posted by: grammie winger, Fair Trade Socks at November 05, 2015 05:27 PM (dFi94)

282 237 The people that brought this here are our enemy.
Posted by: GBruno at November 05, 2015 05:18 PM (u49WF)


Yep, and they infest the governments of Europe as well.

Posted by: rickl at November 05, 2015 05:27 PM (zoehZ)

283 off topic, from Weekly Standard via Drudge, more proof there's no bias in the MSM:

An NBCUniversal executive, Joe Waz, is hosting a fundraiser today for Hillary Clinton.

"Clinton has arrived at her first fundraiser of the day. NBCUniversal executive Joe Waz, and his wife Cynthia Telles, are hosting the event," Dan Merica of CNN reports on Twitter.

Posted by: Mallflour at November 05, 2015 05:28 PM (qSIlh)

284 Grammie, it was in Fez, Morocco:

http://tinyurl.com/oxelgug

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:28 PM (NOIQH)

285 "Patel says Mohammad was friendly and loved basketball, going to the

mosque to pray and playing video games with his friends. He said

Mohammad was smart and got good grades."

And was a big fan of digital clocks.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2015 05:28 PM (noWW6)

286 MSNBC thinks all Republicans look alike.

http://tinyurl.com/okqqdyb

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 05:28 PM (XUKZU)

287 21 Yeah - Also suspicious that we have no information about the guy, such as whether he is American-born or an immigrant, his family roots, family details, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 04:39 PM (NOIQH)



You know what that means...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 05, 2015 05:29 PM (oKE6c)

288 Also, see how Gen John J Pershing dealt with it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig


"Civilize 'em with a Krag."

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 05, 2015 05:29 PM (/Ho8c)

289 Now I'm guessing the 'petroleum jelly' was, in fact, napalm or jellied gasoline. This, due to the description as highly flammable.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Frank's Hot Sauce. He puts that XXXX on everything.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 05, 2015 05:29 PM (FkBIv)

290 242 Why would a kid from Santa Clara go to a Merced JC? Some of the finest JC's in the nation are located in and around San Jose/Santa Clara/San Mateo. The freak'n view out of the Canada College Library is MILLION DOLLAR.



Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2015 05:19 PM (WHVu+)

Its UC Merced... not Merced JC....

Way different colleges... if only a couple miles apart.

Posted by: BB Wolf, wondering why no one seems to care about what Congress is doing to Vets at November 05, 2015 05:29 PM (qh617)

291
Gun control is the only answer.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 05, 2015 05:15 PM (BZAd3)







I agree.

Use both hands, Isosceles or Weaver style.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 05, 2015 05:29 PM (FeQTe)

292 The board game Clue, 2015 edition: "With the knife, by Mohammed, practically anywhere and everywhere."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 05, 2015 05:30 PM (oKE6c)

293 "Patel says Mohammad was friendly and loved basketball, going to the

mosque to pray and playing video games with his friends. He said

Mohammad was smart and got good grades."

-
I knew it. Another video game related murder.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 05:30 PM (XUKZU)

294 He also signed a bill banning open carry of UNLOADED long guns.

So...load 'em.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 05, 2015 05:30 PM (EDYaR)

295 Petroleum Jelly is not highly flammable. Fun fact, it was first known as bore wax.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 05, 2015 05:30 PM (evdj2)

296 Yeah,but if we had a Pershing around now days Obama made sure he was out of the Army.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2015 05:24 PM (8HTq1)





Having the nickname "Black Jack," regardless of the origin of the moniker, would be sufficient grounds for him to be cashiered today.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 05, 2015 05:30 PM (GUBah)

297 Just like a Muslim, brings a knife to a gun fight.

Posted by: maddogg at November 05, 2015 05:30 PM (xWW96)

298 "Meanwhile. New York State intends a climate-change mihna against ExxonMobil for their heresy"

A company with a long and storied history in the Empire State that was driven out by Democratic bullshit, after which liberals screamed about what traitors they were for leaving.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2015 05:31 PM (noWW6)

299 I have nothing against mace or vinegar spray, but watching a woman retrieve anything quickly from her purse is well, not something that in my experience ever happens. After finding it, you have to point it correctly, all under stress and possibly in the dark. Your arms are just always there, ready to go.

Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2015 05:31 PM (JTwsP)

300
Grammie, it was in Fez, Morocco:

http://tinyurl.com/oxelgug

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:28 PM (NOIQH)
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Thanks for the link Lizzy. She is in Rabbot (sp?) - I'll look on the map to check the distance. She was teaching in Nice, France and then she decided to take this other job in Morocco.

Posted by: grammie winger, Fair Trade Socks at November 05, 2015 05:31 PM (dFi94)

301 Petroleum jelly?

ACT OF LOVE!

Posted by: Heb at November 05, 2015 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

302 (JC don't count because He had to act as he did to save our souls. I'm talking about saving our asses.)


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 05, 2015 05:27 PM (Xo1Rt)


JC was Crucified.... not something I care to emulate...

Posted by: BB Wolf, wondering why no one seems to care about what Congress is doing to Vets at November 05, 2015 05:31 PM (qh617)

303 "Govenor Brown JUST signed a bill banning concealed carry on campii. Just coincidence I am sure. "

Colorado passed an concealed carry law for colleges in 2003. There has not been an illegal incident involving a gun at any Colorado campus since the law took effect.

One note, only a minority of students are legal to carry as you must be 21 in Colorado to obtain a CC permit.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 05, 2015 05:31 PM (3myMJ)

304 "Patel says Mohammad was friendly and loved basketball, going to the mosque to pray and playing video games with his friends."

So basically, a typical all-American kid, right?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 05, 2015 05:32 PM (1BQGO)

305 264 3 German tourist stabbed in Morocco by Muslims.
Nope, not a trend!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:23 PM (NOIQH)




More campus violence! That's the pattern! /MSM

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 05, 2015 05:32 PM (oKE6c)

306 273
Gun control is the only answer.



-

Bill Ayers says citizens tribunals should charge and try the NRA for all those murders in Chicago.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 05:26 PM (XUKZU)


I like the idea of citizens tribunals, for the burning times, of course.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 05, 2015 05:33 PM (3dOE/)

307 I took this out of one person and put it in another!

I INVENTED THE KNIFE!

Posted by: Faisal at November 05, 2015 05:33 PM (oVJmc)

308 295 Petroleum Jelly is not highly flammable. Fun fact, it was first known as bore wax.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 05, 2015 05:30 PM (evdj2)


Exactly. Which is why I think it may have been homemade napalm.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2015 05:33 PM (gyKtp)

309 How many "lone wolves" are their in a terrorist cell, anyway?

Posted by: setnaffa at November 05, 2015 05:33 PM (BtRXi)

310 Posted by: Argo at November 05, 2015 04:39 PM (e8kgV)


I've had to use it a few times when buying some used books. The seller demanded it, unfortunately. I say unfortunately because setting up an account to actually buy the fucking things took five days to verify info. Then it was another five days to actually get the fucking things. What a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2015 05:34 PM (4ErVI)

311 If I was on a citizen tribunal in Chicago, we would start by dragging Ayers out into the street naked and screaming and string his sorry ass up from the nearest light pole.

Posted by: maddogg at November 05, 2015 05:34 PM (xWW96)

312 There was a nutter Streleski who attacked his PHD professor in a bathroom on campus at Stanford U after being told that 19 years of post grad wasn't getting him a degree.He used a ball peen hammer on his victim. He did every day of his 20 year sentence and disappeared. He's out there right now...lurking...and there's no law keeping him from buying another hammer.

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:34 PM (EIoT2)

313
More likely him than any of the other hosers up there.

And at least he'll give it a try.

I am not as optimistic as you seem to be about Trump. That's quite a list of things to accomplish.

But you can't allow yourself to admit that being nice hasn't worked. It never works unless everyone is willing to play by the rules. When they won't then nice guys are the last thing you need.

I don't need to admit being nice hasn't worked because I'd never suggested all people are "nice" or that Islam isn't a problems. This isn't a debate about "being nice"

Read some history,

Ive read far around of history, thanks. I enjoy history.

it wasn't made by sissies.

Really? What a shock ;^).

(JC don't count because He had to act as he did to save our souls. I'm talking about saving our asses.)

Are you implying I'm a pacifist? I'm not not just sure armed insurrection is the answer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:34 PM (No/ki)

314 The FBI has no clue why he did it.

Posted by: navybrat at November 05, 2015 05:35 PM (ETxiG)

315 If you're not actively performing threat assessment by profiling for continuous situational awareness to defend against the head cutters, you place yourself and others you're with at risk. We should profile the hell out of Muslims. Make it so uncomfortable for them, that the "moderates" do something themselves to combat the crazies.

Posted by: KauaiGoneGin at November 05, 2015 05:35 PM (ybkEh)

316 It's a mystery that may never be solved.

Posted by: The FBI at November 05, 2015 05:36 PM (evdj2)

317 The FBI has no clue why he did it.

But clearly it wasn't terrorism because it never is with this bunch...

Posted by: donna at November 05, 2015 05:36 PM (/dSsq)

318 Maybe somebody needs to try Bill Ayers.

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:36 PM (EIoT2)

319 Ive read far around of history

Meant; I've read a fair amount of history; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:36 PM (No/ki)

320 "Patel says Mohammad was friendly and loved basketball, going to the mosque to pray and playing "kill the infidel" PBUH with mosque-mates."

At least he attacked people in the valley - the valley being California's version of "flyover' country. You know, that spot of land between Lake Tahoe/Yosemite/Mammoth and the SF/LA bay areas.

Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2015 05:37 PM (WHVu+)

321 We joke but they probably will end up blaming violent video games.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2015 05:37 PM (8HTq1)

322 It's time we had a national conversation about Mohammed and Islam.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 05, 2015 05:37 PM (iIzG7)

323 BTW, when Islam comes up and liberals are present, always tell them your favorite thing about Islam is its celebration and acceptance of the gay lifestyle.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 05, 2015 05:38 PM (3myMJ)

324
Bill Ayers says citizens tribunals should charge and try the NRA for all those murders in Chicago.


Yeah, because it's not the fault of those same citizens.

Posted by: Faisal at November 05, 2015 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

325 He did every day of his 20 year sentence and disappeared.

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And the reason he did every day as opposed to being paroled early is that he wouldn't promise to not do it again.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 05:38 PM (XUKZU)

326 We joke but they probably will end up blaming violent video games.

or porn they'll probably find some kind of porn on his phone or something

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 05, 2015 05:38 PM (Vz7fy)

327 State Department is frantically searching youtube for scapegoat videos.

Posted by: maddogg at November 05, 2015 05:38 PM (xWW96)

328 314
The FBI has no clue why he did it.

Posted by: navybrat at November 05, 2015 05:35 PM (ETxiG)


Stop right there.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 05, 2015 05:38 PM (3dOE/)

329 Bill Ayer's family Christmas

Bill...honey, there's a package on the porch dear
Bernadine....you get it, I'm busy.

package....tick. tick. tick

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:38 PM (EIoT2)

330 Can we blame his mom?

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:39 PM (EIoT2)

331
Also, if anyone is thinking about it, the Filipino martial arts actually teach you sword fighting. They use sticks -light weight rattan canes --to do it. Basically when the Spaniards took their swords away,islanders cut cane sticksand kept training and told the Spanish it was a religious practice.

You will fight one handed first, and if you stick with it you can learn two handed, which is two swords/canes or spada y daga which is a sword and knife, for changing fighting ranges. Itsdancing, with a bit of an edge to it.

Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2015 05:40 PM (JTwsP)

332 Bill Ayer's family Christmas



Bill...honey, there's a package on the porch dear

Bernadine....you get it, I'm busy.



package....tick. tick. tick

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:38 PM (EIoT2)
===============================

I would be surprised if Bill and Bernadine celebrated Christmas.


Posted by: grammie winger, Fair Trade Socks at November 05, 2015 05:40 PM (dFi94)

333 He's out there right now...lurking...and there's no law keeping him from buying another hammer.
Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:34 PM (EIoT2)
==========

I ran into him a few weeks after he was released. He was South of Market behind the Hall of Justice. It was residential area with not another soul in sight. He's a big guy and distinctive looking. But that was a long time ago. I read that he applied and was hired for a city job but fired b/c he was a felon.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 05, 2015 05:41 PM (iQIUe)

334 Maybe he was running with a knife and tripped four times?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2015 05:41 PM (4ErVI)

335 I think it's a shame that Bill Ayers doesn't live every moment of his life in fear of a bat to the back of his head.

Posted by: Faisal at November 05, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

336 331 Some think they developed it watching the Spaniards use sword and dagger.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2015 05:41 PM (8HTq1)

337 Posted by: grammie winger, Fair Trade Socks at November 05, 2015 05:40 PM (dFi94)

They probably give gifts, but if so the holiday has no religious significance

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:41 PM (No/ki)

338 Maybe he was running with a knife and tripped four times?


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Seeeeee? This is exactly why your momma told you not to run with scissors.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 05, 2015 05:42 PM (/Ho8c)

339 I think it's a shame that Bill Ayers doesn't live every moment of his life in fear of a bat to the back of his head.
Posted by: Faisal

Here here. That pile of shit should live in constant fear of getting what's coming to him.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 05, 2015 05:43 PM (awspb)

340 "Anarchist's Christmas Cookbook"

By Bill Ayers

Posted by: Sphynx at November 05, 2015 05:43 PM (OZmbA)

341 UK daily mail has picks of this f#ck

Posted by: Yo! at November 05, 2015 05:43 PM (GwIKd)

342 335 I think it's a shame that Bill Ayers doesn't live every moment of his life in fear of a bat to the back of his head.
Posted by: Faisal at November 05, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)


I expect he does. Plenty of folks out there who feel the world would be better off without them both. And they are right.

Posted by: maddogg at November 05, 2015 05:43 PM (xWW96)

343 Is there a template for this crap?

LOL. Only for Muslims and boys from the hood.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:43 PM (No/ki)

344 "Your arms are just always there, ready to go."

True but I feel like my arms wouldn't be much defense against someone with a gun.

Posted by: Lauren at November 05, 2015 05:43 PM (LzzEz)

345 I bet Ayers carries.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2015 05:44 PM (8HTq1)

346 Former NBA star Kareem Abdul-Jabbar alleged that though he "is a deeply moral man who has done much good as a physician," President Ben Carson would be "bad for African-Americans," specifically the large impact his Christian faith plays in crafting his policies.

Carson's "repressive, muddled and pious policies and opinions often run against our Constitution-but his questionable proposals will likely, thankfully, be doomed by his lack of political expertise," writes Abdul-Jabbar.

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Yeah, that crazy 7th day shit is evil, unlike your religion of peace, bombings, beheadings, and knife attacks.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2015 05:45 PM (XUKZU)

347 Want to know what ultra leftists think happened?

http://www.mercurynews.com/

Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2015 05:45 PM (WHVu+)

348 In the interests of public safety; one night, his roommates should have held him down and smothered him with a pillow.

Posted by: Mike Giles at November 05, 2015 05:45 PM (rUJW9)

349 325 He did every day of his 20 year sentence and disappeared.

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And the reason he did every day as opposed to being paroled early is that he wouldn't promise to not do it again.



And by not getting paroled, the state lost any and all control over him when he walked out.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2015 05:45 PM (rNruR)

350 It was the video!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 05, 2015 05:45 PM (TxJGV)

351 They probably give gifts, but if so the holiday has no religious significance

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:41 PM (No/ki)
================================================


When we were little, we had to take turns reading Luke 2, then singing a hymn (in Swedish) before we got to open presents. At the time, I was too impatient to appreciate what we called "The Program". Now we've started doing it with our own grandchildren too. They are equally impatient, even though they get off easy - they get to sing in English.


Posted by: grammie winger, the sky spills over at November 05, 2015 05:45 PM (dFi94)

352 have they named the 1st victim yet?

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2015 05:45 PM (YvRAm)

353 344
"Your arms are just always there, ready to go."



True but I feel like my arms wouldn't be much defense against someone with a gun.

Posted by: Lauren at November 05, 2015 05:43 PM (LzzEz)


Try Bear Arms.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 05, 2015 05:46 PM (3dOE/)

354 I bet Ayers carries.
Posted by: steevy

The anointed are expected to be armed or have armed bodyguards. It's us peons that need to be disarmed.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 05, 2015 05:46 PM (awspb)

355
Let's say, for a moment, that the Devil decided to guide a man to the presidency and use him to create chaos all over the world and especially in the USA, how would it be different from now?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 05, 2015 05:46 PM (e3Dja)

356 and He was smiling as he stabbed the victims.

fkr

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2015 05:46 PM (YvRAm)

357 Obama would refer to him as a "Justice Involved Youth", doubtless.

Posted by: navybrat at November 05, 2015 05:47 PM (ETxiG)

358 Nood Obama Lies.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 05, 2015 05:48 PM (3dOE/)

359 disaffected poor youth , strikes out

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2015 05:48 PM (YvRAm)

360 355 The left's agenda is very good for Satan.Totally coincidental,I'm sure.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2015 05:48 PM (8HTq1)

361
and He was smiling as he stabbed the victims.



fkr

Posted by: willow


If true, shootin' was too good fer 'im.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 05, 2015 05:49 PM (/Ho8c)

362

Think about it: Forget the Devil aspect for a moment, let's say an evil leftist rose to the presidency and wanted to do as much damage as he could.

He WOULDN'T be obvious about it because his time in power would be short. No, he would be subtle...like obama.

obama is simply using his power to steer the USA in the Wrong Direction...slowly...slowly...slowly...The People hardly notice...

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 05, 2015 05:50 PM (e3Dja)

363 Can we get some Mohammed to knife Obamacare?

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2015 05:52 PM (EIoT2)

364 Posted by: grammie winger, the sky spills over at November 05, 2015 05:45 PM (dFi94)

I think that's lovely. We had some Christmas carols played on the record player when I was a kid, but my family was not religious even though for some odd reason we had a tiny creche put up
My mother r certainly never talked about the holy day and aside from Quaker meeting which she went to with me when i was a teen she hadn't been in church since she was confirmed as a Presbyterian in the 30's except for weddings

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:52 PM (No/ki)

365 UC Merced Chancellor Dorthy Leland said there was no evidence to believe Wed. attack by a freshman computer science student for Santa Clara was " in any way related to terrorism"......just personal problems



Posted by: Colin at November 05, 2015 05:54 PM (0bEpn)

366 Regarding self-defense, I would also recommend reading Gavin de Becker's "The Gift of Fear." He's a personal security consultant and it details all of the little "tells" an attacker may have that you only subconsciously pick up, in the form of gut feelings. Unfortunately, our desire to be polite or PC is really good at squelching those those gut feelings. Gives you an idea of what to look for when dealing with strangers.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2015 05:55 PM (NOIQH)

367 Any news reporting this as "Religious Conservative Attacking Innocent Californians"?

Look, I hate Californians as much as the next guy, but slashing is not the answer.

Posted by: fb at November 05, 2015 05:55 PM (JVEmw)

368 Saw one story that mentioned the olde bomb in backpack card trick. Also was bewildered at a witness (witless) stating the mo was smiled but "had fear in his eyes." Yo.

If I had three questions of the Sheriff or whoever is in charge (probably that idiotic Clapper guy who rubs his bald head constantly and I think of those clap on clap of lamps):

1) Did he shout allaloop snackbar?
2) Social media?
3) Did he shave his mo area to prepare for virgins?

Ok, more than three: was he a legal citizen? Where are his mo parents?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 05, 2015 05:55 PM (eXl9F)

369 But I probably should apologize because the "walk on water" quote was unnecessarily snarky. I just think Trump is not necessarily what he's made out to be. I think as with other politicians that if electedhis promises will go by the wayside and I don't really think he's the political savior.

I do think, however that a solution to may of our problems is spiritual rather than political, It don't think that makes me naive about human nature. I am a Calvinist in thinking we are utterly depraved. I just don't believe in predestination

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:56 PM (No/ki)

370 369- For Bitter Clinger

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 05:57 PM (No/ki)

371 Posted by: Colin at November 05, 2015 05:54 PM (0bEpn)

They say this politically correct blather. Nobody but progressives believe it and even some of then don't. I have a liberal friend who thinks ISIS is like the Nazis and is suspicious of a great many Muslims.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2015 06:00 PM (No/ki)

372 @277...so thankful he took the taxpayer's relief shot before he hurt others.

I hope I am never challenged, as getting olde, but a knife wound would freak me out.

Remember, with any hole in body, plug it with your finger and don't pull it out. Don't pull the knife out, as one would sort of want to do. Keep wounds plugged or covered and apply pressure until help comes.How horrible that I am discussing this...

A security guard once showed groups of nurses how to break out of some holds, if someone would sneak up on you from behind, etc. Not sure I would remember that, but one thing I still do is walk with car keys poking out between fingers to gouge eyeballs. He said this would come as a surprise to the bad man. I am pretty sure I would do that, knife or not, if I had the chance, followed by a swift kick to the groin.

Troubling times we live in. And no one is in charge. Hell, if Matt Drudge won't even report it! wut?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 05, 2015 06:09 PM (eXl9F)

373 #366 Lizzy

Every parent should consider giving that book to their teenage or young adult children.

Posted by: boniface ballers at November 05, 2015 06:11 PM (m/Gc2)

374 He had bomb making materials in his back pack

And night vision goggles

They have scrubbed his social media


They insist it was no jihad but personal


They will not say what it was

Who was his first victim. Why did he try to slit their throat.

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 05, 2015 06:29 PM (zOTsN)

375 I live in the SF Bay Area, and this was the lead story a few minutes ago on local news . Of course the Merced authorities had POSTIVELY ruled out terrorism, and were oh, so certain ......

Can't stand the area

Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2015 07:05 PM (/wt4l)

376 368 Saw one story that mentioned the olde bomb in backpack card trick. Also was bewildered at a witness (witless) stating the mo was smiled but "had fear in his eyes." Yo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 05, 2015 05:55 PM (eXl9F)


Classic adult-onset schizophrenia. Just a thought, a common physical manifestation could be described that way.

They could also have misinterpreted, so there's that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 05, 2015 07:05 PM (bLnSU)

377 At the risk of sounding a bit sophomoric and basking in my own machismo...the first muslim that comes at me or mine with a knife is going to get his dick cut off and shoved down this throat.

Posted by: OrsonSnow at November 05, 2015 07:13 PM (R4l/F)

378 Why are Mooooslims here at all? It's the immigration, stupid.

Posted by: GSR at November 05, 2015 07:17 PM (0WdRC)

379 Someday this will not just be every month it will be every week, then everyday and these jackwagons will still say "nothing to see here everything is under control"

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2015 07:19 PM (JWMFs)

380 yes

Posted by: charleston at November 05, 2015 07:23 PM (YMH9o)

381 hi

Posted by: plum the racist at November 05, 2015 07:24 PM (YMH9o)

382 323 - Islam doesn't like homosexuals, but many Muzzies cultures do.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2015 07:25 PM (JWMFs)

383 There's only been a bit of focus on it so far, but apparently the construction worker heard the disturbance and responded by moving toward it, quite possibly saving the first victim's life by diverting the attacker's attention to himself.

Yet another anecdote supporting fast and decisive action.

The sooner that all men refuse to accept that cower in place nonsense the better.

Posted by: Sjg at November 05, 2015 07:27 PM (gDSJf)

384 KATE Steinle.

Posted by: AMartel at November 05, 2015 07:31 PM (WWgnZ)

385 128
It would only have been worse if he had a Pop Tart chewed into the shape of a gun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2015 04:55 PM (8ZskC)

Worse still: an invisible bow and arrow.

Posted by: The Invisible White Devil at November 05, 2015 08:11 PM (ev1Yh)

386 He was upset and set off by a recent movie trailer...something about Black Storm Troopers.

Posted by: birddog at November 05, 2015 09:40 PM (3yPBz)

387 Look for the money. The article stated Faisal lived in a UC-Merced dorm room. Wikipedia entry for the university indicates that, due to cost of bonds to build said dorms, the yearly dorm room on campus costs $13K! Consequently, most students live off campus in rental housing where average cost is $7K.

Posted by: Nomadic100 at November 06, 2015 12:11 AM (KdNUD)

388 If the first stabbing victim in the classroom was Jewish you have your motive. Intifada. Sadly, we are going to have to dig deeper ourselves because the authorities and media won't tell us.

Posted by: gary fouse at November 06, 2015 04:33 PM (c8+J/)

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