It's All She Has: Hillary Clinton PAC Accuses Marco Rubio of "Mansplaining"

She hasn't done anything, she hasn't accomplished anything, and she has nothing to her credit, except for four dead Americans and a thick passel of lies.

So all she has is the But I'm a Girrrrrl card.

And she'll play it forever. And ever. And ever.

The quote her PAC takes out of context was an anodyne statement from Rubio, explaining his finances to Becky Quick, who interrogated him about them, that he'd had to "explain" to his wife why Sally Mae was taking $1000 out of his account every month.

For Hillary's PAC, that becomes "mansplaining" to the little woman.

The attack from Priorities USA--a step short of calling the surging Republican sexist--stemmed from his comments in which Rubio said he struggled to explain his student loan debt to his wife after they were married.
The 15-second video takes the longer quote out of context, as Rubio was under pressure to explain his family’s financial choices during the debate.
The video, which is already drawing criticism on Twitter from Republicans, appears targeted to rile up Clinton’s democratic base, rather than appealing to independent voters.
It reveals the extent of the Clinton allies' worry about the potential matchup between the charismatic and youthful Rubio--whom Jeb Bush’s campaign has termed the "GOP Obama" --- against the former [old, ugly, fat and drunk] Secretary of State.

Meanwhile, they don't talk about the real patriarchy. In Egypt, for example, a woman was seen on video being assaulted by a man; on Egyptian TV, a presenter asked her if she was "dressed appropriately" and if that might have prompted her beating.

The woman was just wearing jeans and a sleeveless shirt, without any cleavage.

The TV presenter also appears to be a woman.

But she knows who writes her checks.

Oh:

I've found it: The Best Tweet pic.twitter.com/Wab9aAgDD5
— Political Math (@politicalmath) October 29, 2015

Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM

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1 Somewhere, Trump is wondering why Rubio is taking his free publicity.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at October 29, 2015 04:43 PM (lJJaE)

2 She had Pork Shoulder, very offensive

Posted by: derit at October 29, 2015 04:43 PM (jT+gh)

3 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at October 29, 2015 04:45 PM (TZYqp)

4 Hildabeast's pass isn't flat

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2015 04:45 PM (gE2Li)

5 I love this: calling Shrillary a liar is now sexist!

Hooo-boy, Grandma is in for a long campaign so she better keep some powder dry.

Posted by: MTF at October 29, 2015 04:45 PM (H991r)

6

Me thinks Hillary needs the mansplaining.
Or, maybe the Adulterysplaining.
She just doesn't get misogynist, pedo, assaulter husbands...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2015 04:45 PM (qCMvj)

7 Stupid kindle correction.
Hildabeast's ass isn't flat

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2015 04:46 PM (gE2Li)

8 Oh Nooooes! How we gonna fight that powerful shit that da Beast is shootin' attus????

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2015 04:46 PM (xWW96)

9 Herman Cain actually said something very smart in the last election cycle. He said that the left has nothing, and so they always, always, always resort to SIN tactics.

Shift the subject.
Ignore the facts.
Name call.

Hillary's got nothing, and so she engages in SIN tactics.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 29, 2015 04:46 PM (KkVB6)

10 I wonder what she'll say when we ask her about her $100 million in foreign bribes?

"Sexist!!"

Posted by: MTF at October 29, 2015 04:46 PM (H991r)

11 Zombie Vince Foster just called Rubio's cell phone to advise him not to piss her off.

Posted by: MTF at October 29, 2015 04:47 PM (H991r)

12

She ain't no'ways tiai'rd.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2015 04:47 PM (qCMvj)

13 Rubio should just explain that it wasn't sexist, it's just that his wife, although hot, is really stupid.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 29, 2015 04:49 PM (1RNgT)

14 Contrast that with this list of questions the MSM has grilled Clinton with over her shady finances:

Posted by: Andy at October 29, 2015 04:49 PM (sspT/)

15 I frequently want to beat Hillary based on what she's wearing.

Posted by: jwest at October 29, 2015 04:49 PM (Zs4uk)

16 Asking about Bill's many trips to my private island?

Yeah, sexist!!

Posted by: Pedophile Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein at October 29, 2015 04:49 PM (H991r)

17 At least Mr. Rubio was in the same room as Mrs. Rubio once in awhile.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 29, 2015 04:50 PM (k8tEg)

18 Ace, stop mansplaining about Hillary's mansplaining complaints!

Posted by: Lea at October 29, 2015 04:52 PM (lIU4e)

19 I'll explain it to her.

Posted by: Tinker from Road House at October 29, 2015 04:52 PM (OD2ni)

20 Hillary asks that America join her in mourning the patriarchal domination of the FBI by James Comey, who just won't get with the program and keeps on investigating her server.

FBI Status? Confirmed Sexist!!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at October 29, 2015 04:53 PM (H991r)

21 I don't want to suggest anything that would be helpful to improving Rube's standing in the polls (amnestia! si se puede!) but it would be funny as hell if the Rubio campaign countercut an ad featuring Mrs. Rubio taking Hillary to task.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 29, 2015 04:53 PM (noWW6)

22 13
Rubio should just explain that it wasn't sexist, it's just that his wife, although hot, is really stupid.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head

I have heard that she once had the finest elbows in all of Miami. Then came kids, so, you know.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2015 04:53 PM (LAe3v)

23 "17 At least Mr. Rubio was in the same room as Mrs. Rubio once in awhile."

Can't say I blame him for that. Have you seen her?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 29, 2015 04:53 PM (OD2ni)

24 I have become .. comfortably numb.

Posted by: John Kasich at October 29, 2015 04:54 PM (evdj2)

25 Ted Cruz will verbally vivisect that drunk harpy in view of 20 million people and the only thing she'll be saying the next day is "SEXIST!".

Posted by: CozMark at October 29, 2015 04:54 PM (CbGSW)

26 Hooo-boy, Grandma is in for a long campaign so she better keep some powder dry.
Posted by: MTF at October 29, 2015 04:45 PM (H991r)

In that case, I know just where to store it.

Posted by: Huma at October 29, 2015 04:54 PM (vgIRn)

27 it would be funny as hell if the Rubio campaign countercut an ad featuring Mrs. Rubio taking Hillary to task.

Posted by: torquewrench

Preferably starting with "Oiga me, you gin-soaked sow".

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2015 04:55 PM (LAe3v)

28 HP McLovincraft: best name on the intertubes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 29, 2015 04:56 PM (jR7Wy)

29 That tweet reminds me of something I've been contemplating: why hasn't some attention-whore pregnant woman legally changed her documentation to say she's a man, and the start broadcasting to the world that she's the first confirmed male to give birth in history? Seems like a no-brainer. I'd do it, but I have the wrong anatomy.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 29, 2015 04:56 PM (sOJzM)

30 "AGW is real. Science, biatches!!!"
"And saying only women can get pregnant is a cis-normative, wrong-headed nonsense!!"
.
.
.
"Oh, wait----"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 04:56 PM (NOIQH)

31 Atmospheric conditions are shaping up here with falling temperatures and light rain, making for perfect beef stew weather.

Why the government hasn't spent the billions in research necessary to prove the link between weather conditions and the taste of food, I'll never know.

The computer models predicted this weather, still some dumb fucks will be sitting down to ribs and potato salad.

Science deniers.

Posted by: jwest at October 29, 2015 04:57 PM (Zs4uk)

32 What's all this talk of "ValJarJar surgery" to make women look better in yoga pants?

Posted by: ValJarJar at October 29, 2015 04:57 PM (H991r)

33 I have heard that she once had the finest elbows in all of Miami. Then came kids, so, you know.

So her elbows rest on her knees?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2015 04:57 PM (Z+JNA)

34 Ted Cruz will verbally vivisect that drunk harpy in
view of 20 million people and the only thing she'll be saying the next
day is "SEXIST!".

Posted by: CozMark at October 29, 2015 04:54 PM

I live for the day.

Posted by: huerfano at October 29, 2015 04:57 PM (O2jYw)

35 >>and the start broadcasting to the world that she's the first confirmed male to give birth in history?

You know that's already happened, right?

Bing "Thomas Beatty" or "Pregnant male".
Not kidding.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 04:57 PM (NOIQH)

36 "Hello, I'm Dr. Leah Torres, bat-shit crazy. Now let me take a gander at that scamper."

Posted by: Dr. Sammich at October 29, 2015 04:57 PM (uL8jA)

37 Crap - it's "Thomas Beatie"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 04:58 PM (NOIQH)

38 "She hasn't done anything, she hasn't accomplished anything, and she has nothing to her credit".

So sayeth the mighty Ace. I used to piss off lots of LIVs during the '08 cycle by pronouncing that both Hillary! and the Choom King were both empty suits. Neither of them had ever accomplished anything of note (sorry, but people with JDs from Harvard or Yale are two a penny; doesn't mean squat), never administered/managed anything, nothing. Empty suits. Yet the majority of the electorate felt they were qualified to be president of the United States. We are so screwed as a nation...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at October 29, 2015 04:58 PM (AYY6Y)

39 I don't care which chromosomes she has, she's still a bitch.

Posted by: GBruno at October 29, 2015 04:58 PM (u49WF)

40 It's sickening how casually Hillary throws around her white privilege to attack an aspiring Latino man. Notice how she didn't attack any of the white candidates.

#Whitesplaining

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 29, 2015 04:58 PM (1RNgT)

41 29 That tweet reminds me of something I've been contemplating: why hasn't some attention-whore pregnant woman legally changed her documentation to say she's a man, and the start broadcasting to the world that she's the first confirmed male to give birth in history? Seems like a no-brainer. I'd do it, but I have the wrong anatomy.
Posted by: Grimaldi

It's already been done.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 29, 2015 04:58 PM (awspb)

42 Is that MD srsly saying that it's not only women can get pregnant?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2015 04:59 PM (Z+JNA)

43 Yes, she is an OB/GYN.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 29, 2015 04:59 PM (iQIUe)

44 Crap - it's "Thomas Beatie"
Posted by: Lizzy

I bet she looks more like Ned.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 29, 2015 04:59 PM (awspb)

45 Barking moonbat in an empty pantsuit.

Posted by: GBruno at October 29, 2015 05:00 PM (u49WF)

46 Think of all that money the Rodhams wasted on charm school.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 29, 2015 05:00 PM (k8tEg)

47 It's a contest to see who can make up the most stupidest words.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 29, 2015 05:00 PM (FkBIv)

48 Hey officer, I just fell down the stairs. Again. Damn stairs!

It's nothing. Please don't ask Hillary about it.

Posted by: Preznit Bill Clinton at October 29, 2015 05:00 PM (H991r)

49 Leah Torres, MD is a parody account to make fun of libs, right?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 29, 2015 05:01 PM (OD2ni)

50

We need to start our own campaign - Womansplaining for Democrat women, by real women, conservative women.

Hillary needs some womansplaining about staying with a misogynist pig, and sex offender just for her money grabbing power hungry soul-less desires.

Dear Leah, there might not be enough womansplaining for her. She's gone full delusional. Please, dear Doctor, explain how babies are formed?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2015 05:01 PM (qCMvj)

51 I have an idea: Let's ask Gennifer Flowers and Kathleen Willey about mansplaining.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2015 05:01 PM (659DL)

52 I refuse ton use these stupid terms, "cis-normative," etc. I know people who have been voting for Democrats for decades- since they turned 18- and THEY don't even use the terms. I am going to find it hard not to laugh at anyone who uses these terms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:01 PM (No/ki)

53 Only women bleed.

Posted by: Alice Cooper at October 29, 2015 05:01 PM (FkBIv)

54 I figure it would take less than 24 hours from the debate to play the gender card. And I was right. Predictable.

The poor little woman/poor victim shit is going to get old. Fast.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 29, 2015 05:01 PM (mxCgt)

55 Leah Torres is a doctor like Jill Biden is a doctor, not like Ben Carson is a doctor, right?

Please?
Because if she's a medical doctor, that's just....human anatomy/physiology, do you speak it?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 05:01 PM (NOIQH)

56 It's a contest to see who can make up the most stupidest words.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 29, 2015 05:00 PM (FkBIv)

time to put this sh*t up on billboards

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2015 05:02 PM (qCMvj)

57 >>>What a stupid time to be alive.

best quote ever.

I'm not sure what I like better: what a stupid time or what a dumb time.

thoughts?

Posted by: A dirty smelly hobo living under a bridge at October 29, 2015 05:03 PM (dciA+)

58 That update...

I don't know how much higher peak feminism goes, but it's going to be a spectacular fall.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at October 29, 2015 05:03 PM (78OXS)

59 Because if she's a medical doctor, that's just....human anatomy/physiology, do you speak it?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 05:01 PM (NOIQH)

This whole gender/sex confusion thing is really really crazy. I can't even wrap my head around how stupid it is to say and believe things like this.

Posted by: Lea at October 29, 2015 05:03 PM (lIU4e)

60 >>We need to start our own campaign - Womansplaining for Democrat women, by real women, conservative women.

"Femsplaining" - explaining things to feminysts

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 05:03 PM (NOIQH)

61 I once asked Hillary to make me a sammich. Tasted kinda funny though.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at October 29, 2015 05:03 PM (k8tEg)

62 Twat's that you say?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 29, 2015 05:03 PM (evdj2)

63 Dr. Leah Torres, proving that MDs can be bat-shit crazy!

Posted by: Commissar M at October 29, 2015 05:04 PM (Xx2PC)

64 @61
That's funny. Me too!

Posted by: Zombie Andy Breitbart at October 29, 2015 05:04 PM (k8tEg)

65 Dr. Leah Torres' sex fact of the day: Did you know that Beethoven's 5th Symphony was inspired by his fifth orgasm? It's a fact!

Posted by: Dr. Sammich at October 29, 2015 05:04 PM (uL8jA)

66 I'm not sure what I like better: what a stupid time or what a dumb time.

thoughts?

The official AOSHQ style guide refers to the contemporary timeframe as the Age of Stupid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2015 05:04 PM (659DL)

67 Hooo-boy, Grandma is in for a long campaign so she better keep some powder dry.
Posted by: MTF at October 29, 2015 04:45 PM (H991r)

That congers up terrific images and horrifying odors

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 29, 2015 05:04 PM (mxCgt)

68 Well, if men get pregnant too, then I suppose a fetus is no longer just part of a woman's body, hmmm?

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 29, 2015 05:04 PM (6n332)

69 >>This whole gender/sex confusion thing is really really crazy. I can't even wrap my head around how stupid it is to say and believe things like this.

I totally agree. Hello, your sex is in every cell, at the DNA level. You cannot change it or wish it away.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 05:04 PM (NOIQH)

70 What is it with all these shouty women?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 29, 2015 05:05 PM (evdj2)

71 And people who use these terms are Abby-Normal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:05 PM (No/ki)

72 I suppose next she'll dress up in blackface and make fun of Carson for not knowing how to swim or being afraid of ghosts. Disgusting.

#Whitesplaining

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 29, 2015 05:05 PM (1RNgT)

73 I wonder what other biological or physical facts are "inappropriate".

Posted by: Department of Appropriate Science at October 29, 2015 05:06 PM (2WoCi)

74 I love Hillary's big smelly hairy vagina. I am going to lick it clean tonight.

Bill likes to watch.

Posted by: Huma, the Mohamadan at October 29, 2015 05:06 PM (jJRIy)

75 I don't tell my bitches anything.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2015 05:06 PM (4ErVI)

76 Hello, your sex is in every cell, at the DNA level. You cannot change it or wish it away.
Posted by: Lizzy

97% of scientists agree that chromosomes are a tool of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Bill Nye the Science! guy at October 29, 2015 05:06 PM (awspb)

77 Watching Rubio take on Charlie Rose was amusing. Not sure I'm on board with Rubio but I think Trump (who I'm definitely not on board with) has shown that open confrontation and not the GOPe tendency of poll testing every uttered sentence is the way to go. Preparation and anticipating your opponents' (i.e. the media) attacks is how to do it. It always seemed like Bush 1, Dole, Romney, McCain (and of course now Jeb) would say something and then walk it back and dissemble at a later date until it loses all meaning or out and out apologize and take it back. Bush 2 unfortunately couldn't articulate his views at all.

Posted by: Naes at October 29, 2015 05:06 PM (Ypc8j)

78 Jenna Lee got the quote of the day today from Jebster. He told her "My campaign is not terminal!"

Congratulations Jenna, you can pick up your Peabody here at the podium.

Posted by: MTF at October 29, 2015 05:07 PM (H991r)

79 What kind of "splaining" would that Jenner person use?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 29, 2015 05:07 PM (FkBIv)

80 Grimaldi at 29, some woman who decided she was a man got pregnant and was trumpeted as the first pregnant man. So it's already happened.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 29, 2015 05:07 PM (0MJkC)

81 Just imagine how weary of this crap we'll all be a year from now.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 29, 2015 05:08 PM (erRNA)

82 that MD srsly saying that it's not only women can get pregnant?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2015 04:59 PM (Z+JNA)

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Yes. She theororizes that dogs and cats can also get pregnant.

Posted by: Soona at October 29, 2015 05:08 PM (Fmupd)

83 >>I wonder what other biological or physical facts are "inappropriate".

Men and women are different in ANY way, physically (such as muscles, athletic abilities) or mentally (such as why men excel at STEM).

But also, women are smarter and more capable than men at everything.

LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 05:08 PM (NOIQH)

84
41 29 That tweet reminds me of something I've been contemplating: why hasn't some attention-whore pregnant woman legally changed her documentation to say she's a man, and the start broadcasting to the world that she's the first confirmed male to give birth in history? Seems like a no-brainer. I'd do it, but I have the wrong anatomy.
Posted by: Grimaldi

It's already been done.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 29, 2015 04:58 PM (awspb)

Yeah. And hasn't "he" actually gotten pregnant twice?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2015 05:08 PM (z/Ubi)

85 Marco's wife?

Miami Dolphin's cheerleader, really.

http://tinyurl.com/op4k99e

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 29, 2015 05:08 PM (jJRIy)

86 Well, if men get pregnant too, then I suppose a fetus is no longer just part of a woman's body, hmmm?

Posted by: Darth Randall

Game, set, and match.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, like totally sad about current happenings and stuff at October 29, 2015 05:09 PM (/Ho8c)

87 Only GOD can keep hellary out of the whitehouse. Humans can't. It is obvious America is being punished for being covenant-breakers. And it seems, to me anyway, that 8 years of hellary would be the right and just next plague.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2015 05:09 PM (b+df9)

88 So have the CNBC Three been fired yet?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2015 05:10 PM (4ErVI)

89 If only men had periods, then all would be equal and well.

Oh, and Hairy Reed has asked Rubio to step down from his senate seat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2015 05:10 PM (FsuaD)

90 63 Dr. Leah Torres, proving that MDs can be bat-shit crazy!
Posted by: Commissar M at October 29, 2015 05:04 PM (Xx2PC)
She takes after Uncle Kermit.

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2015 05:10 PM (xWW96)

91 85 Marco's wife?

Eh, don't see the appeal. You got any wrinkly-ass 68 year old lying drunks with legal problems and declining health?

Posted by: Naes at October 29, 2015 05:10 PM (Ypc8j)

92 >>Yeah. And hasn't "he" actually gotten pregnant twice?

Yes.
And then divorced.
Seems it's not all for the children when it comes to this disturbed, attention-whoring person.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 05:10 PM (NOIQH)

93 Marco had to explain, because he must obey his wife.

Then he had to explain to Hillary several times, because she is very old and has brain issues.

Posted by: Illiniwek at October 29, 2015 05:10 PM (1XT+t)

94 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 29, 2015 05:10 PM (GwIKd)

95 So have the CNBC Three been fired yet?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

More likely promoted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 29, 2015 05:10 PM (FkBIv)

96 Are we even sure Hillary! has a vagina?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2015 05:11 PM (FsuaD)

97 When President Obama called Hillary out for her chronic pathological behavior, she (for some reason) never rolled out the "mansplaining" meme.

Why is that, I wonder.

Posted by: MTF at October 29, 2015 05:11 PM (H991r)

98 >>Are we even sure Hillary! has a vagina?

Uh, who's gonna check?

*runs away*

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 05:12 PM (NOIQH)

99 About the only thing missing last night was someone telling the moderators "why don't you go ask Hillary if she thinks someone still anatomically a man but thinks they're a woman should be able to shower with in the girls high school locker room?"

Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2015 05:12 PM (z/Ubi)

100 96 Are we even sure Hillary! has a vagina?

I'm reasonably sure she has cloven hooves.

Posted by: Naes at October 29, 2015 05:12 PM (Ypc8j)

101 Are we even sure Hillary! has a vagina?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Don't ask me, I wouldn't know.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 29, 2015 05:12 PM (awspb)

102 96 Are we even sure Hillary! has a vagina?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2015 05:11 PM (FsuaD)

Jane, some things are better left unknown.

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2015 05:12 PM (xWW96)

103 Didn't Bubba Clinton do some mansplainin' on a certain young intern's garments with his tiger butter?

I wonder if Hillary's people were ever able to decode that message.

Posted by: Fritz at October 29, 2015 05:13 PM (3tjn4)

104 Only GOD can keep hellary out of the whitehouse

Keep on praying. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:13 PM (No/ki)

105 ______/\_________

Posted by: CNBCs weekly ratings at October 29, 2015 05:14 PM (z/Ubi)

106 Hillary pees standing up

Posted by: Yo! at October 29, 2015 05:14 PM (GwIKd)

107 John Harwood was quoted today as comparing his struggles last night to those of John Boehner.

Comparison to Abe Lincoln coming up shortly. Or maybe Ghandi, or the Pope.

He's no Candy Crowley, but seriously, what a dipshit, this guy Harwood.

Posted by: MTF at October 29, 2015 05:15 PM (H991r)

108 I wonder if Bill ever mansplained all his rapes to the Hildebeast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2015 05:15 PM (FsuaD)

109
106 Hillary pees standing up
Posted by: Yo! at October 29, 2015 05:14 PM (GwIKd)

Not exactly difficult when you're wearing a diaper.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2015 05:15 PM (z/Ubi)

110 I wonder if Hillary's people were ever able to decode that message.
Posted by: Fritz

Hint: it aint about Ovaltine.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 29, 2015 05:15 PM (awspb)

111 How much money is Hillary worth? She's also been an (Ineffective) Senator and an (Ineffective) SOS. She's that much of a whiny little girl that she has to go on and on about "mean boys".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:15 PM (No/ki)

112 Are we even sure Hillary! has a vagina?

I think Lovecraft wrote about. It's called Azathoth and is one of the Old Ones.
Pictured Here:
http://tinyurl.com/ouvldnr

Posted by: Naes at October 29, 2015 05:17 PM (Ypc8j)

113 I think Lovecraft wrote about. It's called Azathoth and is one of the Old Ones.
Pictured Here:
http://tinyurl.com/ouvldnr
Posted by: Naes

Not as horrifying as I imagined.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 29, 2015 05:19 PM (awspb)

114 "106 Hillary pees standing up"

And John Harwood pees sitting down.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 29, 2015 05:19 PM (OD2ni)

115 The Hildebeast's vagina is so old it's crunchy.

Posted by: Soona at October 29, 2015 05:19 PM (Fmupd)

116 >>How much money is Hillary worth?

IIRC, she and Bill are worth ~50 million, but when you factor in that their foundation has raked in billions, pays most (all) of their living expenses , and only 10% is spent on actual charity, it's a lot more.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 05:19 PM (NOIQH)

117 Dumb is mostly genetic, while stupid is an acquired taste.

It takes effort to be stupid.

Also my daddy told me that old, fat, ugly, and drunk was no way to go through life.

Thankfully, I'm not ugly. Whew! Close call there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 29, 2015 05:20 PM (gyKtp)

118 Well, gotta go to a thing with the husband.

If any of you find out Hillary! has a vagina, just remember the AoSHQ guideline: pics.

*runs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2015 05:20 PM (FsuaD)

119 The modern man votes for Hillary because his wife told him to. The modern man gets a rash everytime he has to sleep on the wet spot, which is everytime.

Posted by: modern man at October 29, 2015 05:21 PM (7v/r5)

120 40 It's sickening how casually Hillary throws around her white privilege to attack an aspiring Latino man. Notice how she didn't attack any of the white candidates.

#Whitesplaining
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 29, 2015 04:58 PM (1RNgT)
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Heh.
Of course "Latino" is not a race --- and Rubio is white.
But the leftists and the MSM (redundant) are so confused by their own mythologies that you can actually play that card with them!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 29, 2015 05:22 PM (JfN61)

121 IIRC, she and Bill are worth ~50 million, but when you factor in that their foundation has raked in billions, pays most (all) of their living expenses , and only 10% is spent on actual charity, it's a lot more.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 05:19 PM (NOIQH)

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There's going to be some not-so-nice people demanding a lot of that money back when she loses the election.

Posted by: Soona at October 29, 2015 05:23 PM (Fmupd)

122 Just how did post #67 appear BEFORE #74, when clearly it belongs AFTER?

Is this temporal disturbance a result of #TheFlattening, Kasich's latest delivery, or the supranatural forces which are assembling to the gathering subsonic minor chord progressions?

Posted by: C21H30O2 at October 29, 2015 05:23 PM (nSW/N)

123 "There's going to be some not-so-nice people demanding a lot of that money back when she loses the election"

Maybe the will send Tony and Vito to collect.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 29, 2015 05:24 PM (LA7Cm)

124 Of course "Latino" is not a race --- and Rubio is white.
But the leftists and the MSM (redundant) are so confused by their own mythologies that you can actually play that card with them!

Then play it. Repeatedly. Hard.
Hoist on thine own petard.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2015 05:25 PM (Z+JNA)

125 The modern man dresses his daughters up for Halloween as Hillary Clinton. He carefully peruses the HRC website for fashion tips on the five eras that are approved.

The modern man has no sons, or else he would dress them up the same.

Posted by: modern man at October 29, 2015 05:28 PM (7v/r5)

126 I want off this stupid, awful planet.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2015 05:33 PM (9y70b)

127 124---Then play it. Repeatedly. Hard.
Hoist on thine own petard.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2015 05:25 PM (Z+JNA)

AMEN.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 29, 2015 05:35 PM (JfN61)

128 Fucking cisgender normatives.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 29, 2015 05:36 PM (E5UB0)

129 You are inappropriate, people. Shape up.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 29, 2015 05:37 PM (E5UB0)

130 Remember that dumbass kenny richie, death row scot? When he was paroled from prison he went back to scotland where he caused a lot of trouble. He returned here and hooked up with his ex-wife until she had the cops drag him away. He hooked up with some nut in Miss until he went to prison for threatening a judge. He was released last Nov and got married. Now, she's thrown the bum out. Between all these marriages were other women who were going to "save" this ahole. Why doesnt he die already? He has a crappy heart from all the boozing and carton of fags he smokes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 29, 2015 05:37 PM (iQIUe)

131 Hillary tries to emulate the BHO campaign and fails.
Did anyone see the ghastly "brush off" bit her campaign tweeted out during the RNC debate?

http://tinyurl.com/pwnh7wy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:38 PM (No/ki)

132 Hillary tries to emulate the BHO campaign and fails.
Did anyone see the ghastly "brush off" bit her campaign tweeted out during the RNC debate?

http://tinyurl.com/pwnh7wy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:38 PM (No/ki)

Someone tweeted that that must have been her imitation of Monica immediately after having been with Bill.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 29, 2015 05:45 PM (GUBah)

133 Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2015 05:33 PM (9y70b)

There are several options for getting off the planet. One is traveling into space (but i think you may be a little old for being an astronaut) Another is an expeditious way-but usually not tidy for the people who clean up the mess. There are least at four people (including me) who REALLY don't want you off the planet and that is so nothing of al the other people here.

I have discovered that you can watch movies for free on the internet. Consider finding one that is very funny and takes your mind off all this stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:49 PM (No/ki)

134 As I understand, people struggled to explain fax machines to Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at October 29, 2015 05:50 PM (zp6Kj)

135 "say" not 'so".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:50 PM (No/ki)

136 Posted by: Country Singer at October 29, 2015 05:45 PM (GUBah)

It was just completely tone deaf. so not only is Hillary tone deaf-so are her people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:51 PM (No/ki)

137 I can see that it's time-yet again-for my redundant posting of the "BCC funny talking animals" video. :^)

http://tinyurl.com/opq9jt5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2015 05:56 PM (No/ki)

138 You'll notice Hillary is not spending money on ads right now against any other Republican candidates.

Posted by: Coolio at October 29, 2015 06:09 PM (ssAda)

139 If that's "mansplaining", then what do we call Hillary's "explaining" to the families of those killed in Benghazi that their loved-one's deaths were caused by a YouTube video?

Maybe we should call it: "Fauxsplaining".

Posted by: Socratease at October 29, 2015 06:11 PM (FqHs5)

140 As I explained on a previous post, Hitlery should only be referred to as The Vagina. If she wants reduced to her sex hole, then we'll refer to her as he sex hole.

Posted by: Saltydonnie at October 29, 2015 06:55 PM (xGuEF)

141 I wonder how quickly Hillary would have claimed those questions were sexist last night.

But really Fiorina did an amazing job... little too wonky maybe, but absolutely no one is talking about her. That does seem a bit sexist.

Posted by: petunia at October 29, 2015 09:12 PM (VoCyE)

142 #130 - Between all these marriages were other women who were going to "save" this ahole. Why doesnt he die already?

Why are there always women willing to give losers like this the time of day??? We had a violent jerk like this up the valley north of Ottawa, went on a rampage and murdered 3 women. THREE women, all of whom had been "involved" with this violent, antisocial, pig over the past few years, and whom he decided it was time to "get even" with.

Why don't men like this have to live like hermits? Why are there always women available for them? I'm a woman myself, and I can't understand it. I think things were better when women belonged to families who presented a united front against "unsuitable" men - a bum like this wouldn't have even made it up the driveway.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 29, 2015 09:45 PM (gjLib)

143 >I've found it: The Best Tweet http://pic.twitter.com/Wab9aAgDD5

How does a biology denier like that manage to get through medical school?

Posted by: salfter at October 30, 2015 01:00 PM (fHM3D)

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