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Hillary: If You Think Obama's Lawless Executive Amnesty, Wait Until You See What I've Got Planned

One classy lady.


There is very little doubt we are seeing the last vestiges of the old republic swept aside, to make room for an implicitly imperial system.

Posted by: Ace at 03:45 PM




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1 Cheers.

Posted by: Sambo at October 26, 2015 03:41 PM (9UV3C)

2 Other than completely wrecking what's left of this country, I can't stand the thought of the media praising her day in and day out.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fMQoG)

3 At least the Roman Senators knew what to do with an overweening would-be dictator. I'm speaking metaphorically, of course.

Posted by: pep at October 26, 2015 03:43 PM (LAe3v)

4 Ace, you may want to stomp yourself to make way for a post about the Iowa Marine Recruiting Center shooting.

Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2015 03:43 PM (jBuUi)

5 I could have had nearly all of the first 20 comments by now.

Posted by: Sambo at October 26, 2015 03:44 PM (9UV3C)

6 Is there anything
Non-
repetitive,
obscene,
ban-worthy,
provocative of SS investigation?

left to say about HRC that's sufficiently harsh?

Posted by: DaveA at October 26, 2015 03:45 PM (DL2i+)

7 Ace:

http://news10.com/2015/10/26/police-responding-to-gunman-calls-at-marine-recruiting-office-in-iowa/

Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2015 03:45 PM (jBuUi)

8
Her new name is Chairman Moo.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 26, 2015 03:45 PM (pbBzW)

9 If you've recently swallowed some poison, and need a fast emetic, I recommend the picture on Drudge.

Posted by: pep at October 26, 2015 03:45 PM (LAe3v)

10 Fear will keep the states in line.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 26, 2015 03:45 PM (evdj2)

11 Pretty sad stuff.

Posted by: MTF at October 26, 2015 03:45 PM (TxJGV)

12 Why wouldn't she? The sack-less idiots in the RNCe took all their weapons off the table and let Obama do anything he wanted. Why would they not do the same thing for this psychotic scrunt who vomits really stupid lies one after another,

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 03:45 PM (t2KH5)

13 To exactly what point do they think they push until it causes a break?

Posted by: Austin in TX at October 26, 2015 03:46 PM (lKVc4)

14 The imperial system is nothing to lose your head over.

Posted by: Roy at October 26, 2015 03:46 PM (VndSC)

15 The link is blocked here at work. How about a snippet?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 26, 2015 03:46 PM (evdj2)

16 "BETTENDORF, Iowa (KWQC) – Police are responding to calls of a possible shooter in the 4500 block of Utica Ridge in Bettendorf. It appears to have started at the Marine recruiting office located at 710 E. Kimberly Rd. in Davenport around 2 p.m. Monday, Oct. 26, 2015.

A witness tells KWQC-TV that he heard shots fired at a law office next to the Marine recruiting center. He says he heard screaming and then heard the gunman try to reload his gun. A Marine recruiter told everyone to run. As the witness was running, he said he heard more gunfire. Kimberly Rd. was closed, but has since reopened to traffic."

Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2015 03:46 PM (jBuUi)

17 5 I could have had nearly all of the first 20 comments by now.
Posted by: Sambo at October 26, 2015 03:44 PM (9UV3C

Well, you didn't.

Does this woman believe in anything upright & holy besides Happy Hour?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2015 03:46 PM (OLNwX)

18 They are literally trying to foment an uprising. Seriously.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2015 03:47 PM (qx7YW)

19 Jeebus, all that's missing is the torchlight parades and books burning.

Posted by: pep at October 26, 2015 03:47 PM (LAe3v)

20 This is what the voters want. She's a symptom, not the problem.

Posted by: PC Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:48 PM (+hPIb)

21 "It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 26, 2015 03:48 PM (LqrRo)

22 Off, PC tag.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:48 PM (+hPIb)

23 JT Marlin upgrades Modern American Mariachi Supply Co. to STRONG BUY

Posted by: JT Marlin at October 26, 2015 03:48 PM (8ZskC)

24 12 Why wouldn't she? The sack-less idiots in the RNCe took all their weapons off the table and let Obama do anything he wanted. Why would they not do the same thing for this psychotic scrunt who vomits really stupid lies one after another,
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 03:45 PM (t2KH5

First black, left unfettered. Check
First woman, left unfettered. Check

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2015 03:48 PM (OLNwX)

25 Dear God.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 26, 2015 03:49 PM (k8tEg)

26 On the bright side, the DNC hasn't banned other political parties. I suppose that comes after the election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2015 03:50 PM (qx7YW)

27 She's got to get to the left of Bernie somehow or all of that MSM sycophancy will have gone to waste!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 03:50 PM (hLRSq)

28 Hillary/Rubio '16!

A landslide-winning team! Every illegal in the country will vote for them....

And no one in the GOPe or so-called "conservative" media will let out so much as a peep.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 26, 2015 03:50 PM (eUxuB)

29 20
This is what the voters want. She's a symptom, not the problem.


Posted by: PC Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:48 PM (+hPIb)

No the most recent polls I have seen have the public against this illegal amnesty by 70%. It is what the Democrats want to insure the political death of the Republican Party by importing 1M+ new members of the FSA every year.

Its what the CoC wants to keep wages down in construction and chick processing plants.


But it is NOT what the people want.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 03:50 PM (t2KH5)

30 Obama promises just the tip.
Hillary promises a full 10 inches.

Posted by: wooga at October 26, 2015 03:50 PM (xjF6Y)

31 Witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Hillbot 6.0 Political Droid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 26, 2015 03:50 PM (8ZskC)

32 Yeah, and 80% of people want more gun control, too.

The proof's in the pudding: she's talking this way because she thinks it sells. And I don't see how her numbers disprove that.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:52 PM (+hPIb)

33 On the bright side, the DNC hasn't banned other political parties. I suppose that comes after the election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2015 03:50 PM


To what "other" party are you referring?

I can't think of one that hasn't joined the Democrats' march to complete disaster.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 26, 2015 03:52 PM (eUxuB)

34 >>But it is NOT what the people want.

Then there is Trump's (or Carson's, or whomever but Rubio's) wedge issue.


Posted by: looking closely at October 26, 2015 03:52 PM (hoiM7)

35
Don't worry,we will fight this with every fiber of our being!(not with the power of the purse or impeachment though)
Your GOP

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2015 03:52 PM (8HTq1)

36 Jeebus, all that's missing is the torchlight parades and books burning.


Posted by: pep at October 26, 2015 03:47 PM (LAe3v)


Too much carbon emitted. The parade will be held in the glow of light from 10,000 i-phones.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

37 I'm not voting for Hillary. No matter who the republicans put up.

*sidenote, looked at range hours and now I have NRA/Cc ads...*

Posted by: Lea at October 26, 2015 03:53 PM (lIU4e)

38 32
Yeah, and 80% of people want more gun control, too.

The proof's in the pudding: she's talking this way because she thinks it sells. And I don't see how her numbers disprove that.


Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:52 PM (+hPIb)


That's just another lie pushed by the gun grabber industry.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 03:53 PM (t2KH5)

39 I still hold out some dim hope that there is enough orneriness in the American character so that this takeover will fail.

I'm still having fantasies of a Mussolini-esque end to Hillary, Obama, Reid, Holder, et al.

Maybe it's just undue optimism on my part, but I don't think that what's going on in Europe could happen in quite the same way here.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 26, 2015 03:53 PM (E5UB0)

40 Well, you didn't.

Does this woman believe in anything upright & holy besides Happy Hour?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2015 03:46 PM (OLNwX)

True, but only because I kept sitting around, waiting for one of you schlubs to say something interesting.

Posted by: Sambo at October 26, 2015 03:54 PM (9UV3C)

41 Yes, I am aware of that Vic. Hence why I mentioned it, as issue polling is used to push a narrative.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:55 PM (+hPIb)

42 Meh. . .wouldn't be the first time a politician (let alone a Clinton) is making promises she has either no ability nor intention of actually filling.


Posted by: looking closely at October 26, 2015 03:55 PM (hoiM7)

43 41
Yes, I am aware of that Vic. Hence why I mentioned it, as issue polling is used to push a narrative.


Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:55 PM (+hPIb)

The 70% number came from a Fox News poll and they like their amnesty too.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 03:55 PM (t2KH5)

44 I'm not voting for Hillary. No matter who the republicans put up.
Posted by: Lea at October 26, 2015 03:53 PM


That's why I have myself prepared to vote for Vermin Supreme in '16.

Ol' Verm may be a joke, but "Free Ponies!" resonates better than "Free Entrance!"

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 26, 2015 03:56 PM (eUxuB)

45 Now, don't get me wrong, I think this immigration stance, coupled with her going all-in on gun control, could sink her.

If the GOP doesn't shoot themselves in the dicks during the general.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:56 PM (+hPIb)

46 >>The proof's in the pudding: she's talking this way because she thinks it sells. And I don't see how her numbers disprove that.

Right now its still early in primary season. She needs to sell the Dem voters, who think Obama isn't lefty enough.

She'll necessarily tack center later in the campaign. Perhaps the GOP nominee might even call her on this.

Posted by: looking closely at October 26, 2015 03:57 PM (hoiM7)

47
Its what the CoC wants to keep wages down in construction and chick processing plants.


But it is NOT what the people want.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 03:50 PM (t2KH5

Eat More Pork, the Muzzies won't be employed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2015 03:57 PM (yddCj)

48 45 If the GOP doesn't shoot themselves in the dicks during the general.


Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:56 PM (+hPIb)

Key word IF; mighty big if. They have been shooting themselves in the dick every election with the primary rules so the general is usually lost before it even happens.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 03:58 PM (t2KH5)

49
If the GOP doesn't shoot themselves in the dicks during the general.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:56 PM (+hPIb

Dicks? What dicks?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2015 03:58 PM (yddCj)

50 So we'll be a sanctuary country.

WOO HOO!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 26, 2015 03:58 PM (fWAjv)

51 The one's they shot off last cycle, MH.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 03:59 PM (+hPIb)

52

The POTUS will order the government to not enforce the law


Tell me


How is she different from GOPe leadership

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2015 03:59 PM (zOTsN)

53 Freakanomics would predict that the opposite of everything government is trying to do will happen.....I'm thinking maybe Consuela will vote republican (if we by the lemon pledge)

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 26, 2015 03:59 PM (uJK1E)

54 "Chick processing plants"?


Is that where football cheerleaders come from, and if so, can I go on a factory tour?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 03:59 PM (hLRSq)

55 @42
Yay. We can only "hope" our new Preznint is a complete lying shitweasel as opposed to a committed fascist.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 26, 2015 04:00 PM (k8tEg)

56 Think of Germany. Their invasion is not going to go well with tax paying Germans.


Leftist here support it because they see democrat voters. I guess Germany see cheap labor, since their birth rate is so low.



Like LBJ's "war of poverty" that paid people to have illegitimate kids, Germany won't see the results for at least 10 years.



Like us, it will be TOO late.



Posted by: Nip Sip at October 26, 2015 04:00 PM (jJRIy)

57 And of course, the cheering, clapping sycophantic idiots lap up this fascist crap like it's ambrosia. Disgusting.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 26, 2015 04:00 PM (EmSd1)

58 Well, crap...Details are sketchy, but there's been a shooting in the same building as a Armed Forces Career Center in Davenport, Iowa. Police are saying shooter shot himself after a chase into Bettendorf. No word yet on victims.

Local media on scene and folks are being advised to avoid the area.

Posted by: L Johnson at October 26, 2015 04:00 PM (m9xeu)

59 Here's a silver lining: There's now a clearer demarcation between right and left. Rubio will be a gem compared to Clinton, even if immigration is your top priority.

Look for silver linings, you bunch of whiny little bitches.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 26, 2015 04:01 PM (LqrRo)

60 If the GOP doesn't shoot themselves in the dicks during the general.
Posted by: Chupacabra


But we're cowboys! YEE-HAW! Watch this!

Posted by: Hop-a-long GOPe at October 26, 2015 04:01 PM (JmGFJ)

61 54 Is that where football cheerleaders come from, and if so, can I go on a factory tour?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 03:59 PM (hLRSq)

LOL, that was supposed to be chicken. I blame neuropathy.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 04:01 PM (t2KH5)

62 How is she different from GOPe leadership

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2015 03:59 PM


No one with a measurable level of intelligence thinks she's different. Well, except perhaps she's been given more latitude to screw up, grab stuff for herself and lie about it all.

Otherwise, she's Heb! or Rubio in drag.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 26, 2015 04:01 PM (eUxuB)

63 THIS! This is the hill to die on! Follow me! Let us fight together, all-or-nothing, do or die, 'but one life to give! Come on, you wanna live forever?

Says no living Republican politician ever.

Posted by: troyriser at October 26, 2015 04:01 PM (f56b1)

64


If by some miracle we get a POTUS who wants to enforce the law, secure the border, build a fence and deport


A republican led congress would fight that POTUS tooth and nail

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2015 04:02 PM (zOTsN)

65 Speaking of scrunts:

Pelosi: Pro-Lifers Should Compromise On Planned Parenthood, "That's What Pope Francis Told Us To Do"

And by "compromise", she means abject surrender.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 26, 2015 04:02 PM (XUKZU)

66 54 "Chick processing plants"?


Is that where football cheerleaders come from, and if so, can I go on a factory tour?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 03:59 PM (hLRSq)

Hopefully they give out samples.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 26, 2015 04:02 PM (EmSd1)

67 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 26, 2015 04:02 PM (GwIKd)

68 It's always darkest right before it goes pitch black.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 26, 2015 04:03 PM (evdj2)

69 Wonder if the LIVs are watching what's happening in Europe right now. That is the future with Hillary.

Posted by: PJ at October 26, 2015 04:03 PM (cHuNI)

70 When can we talk about the implications of Bill Clinton possibly being the 1st husband? After being impeached and losing his law license and national shame.... really Democrats? This is what you want to foist upon us?

Posted by: Yip at October 26, 2015 04:03 PM (e7T6D)

71 The Moo looks so presidential in prison orange.

Posted by: GBruno at October 26, 2015 04:03 PM (u49WF)

72 What a perfect GOTV message to any conservatives/Republicans (current or former):

Yes, there is something worse than a RINO.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2015 04:04 PM (NOIQH)

73
Think of Germany. Their invasion is not going to go well with tax paying Germans.

--
the German politicians see the end of the road for their social welfare state. What they are doing is trying to pull in a population to pay the taxes to keep the seniors voting solely to keep their pension check coming, and not caring about anything else. At the same time, the new immigrants will become the new voting block in a few years time, just like in the US, and the politicians want to keep that bloc happy as well.

It is so pathetic.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2015 04:04 PM (qx7YW)

74 64


If by some miracle we get a POTUS who wants to enforce the law, secure the border, build a fence and deport


A republican led congress would fight that POTUS tooth and nail
Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2015 04:02 PM (zOTsN)

LMAO

Well both of those are never going to happen. Never

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2015 04:05 PM (mxCgt)

75 Shorter Hillary:

"There is no limit on who or what I am willing to pander to for campaign donations and primary votes."

"Would you...?"

"Stop. Your pitiful mortal brain is not strong enough to carry the knowledge of the perversions and degeneracies that I am capable of doing for campaign cash and votes."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 04:05 PM (hLRSq)

76 "This is what the voters want. She's a symptom, not the problem."

Yes. When I read leftist commentary the hate is palpable, whether it is a "respectable" MSM journalist, Facebook commentary or blog post. The Dem base wants somebody that hates conservatives as much as them Hate and offer more Free Stuff and that is all their candidate needs policy-wise.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 26, 2015 04:05 PM (1BQGO)

77 If You Think Obama's Lawless Executive Amnesty




I'll take "stinks" as the missing word, Alex, for $300.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2015 04:05 PM (JO9+V)

78 >>If the GOP doesn't shoot themselves in the dicks during the general.

Hold still ... hold still, steady...I've got this...
*blam*

Posted by: Rinse Penis at October 26, 2015 04:05 PM (c7vUv)

79 She just said out loud what republican leadership says behind closed doors

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2015 04:05 PM (zOTsN)

80 70 After being impeached and losing his law license and
national shame.... really Democrats? This is what you want to foist
upon us?


Posted by: Yip at October 26, 2015 04:03 PM (e7T6D)

He only lost it for 5 years. He later allowed it to go dormant but he still has it. Think about that. He committed perjury in court testimony. You or I would have gone to jail for 5 years and been fined big bucks. He, an officer of the court committed perjury and still kept his license.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 04:06 PM (t2KH5)

81 >>When can we talk about the implications of Bill Clinton possibly being the 1st husband?

I think this is why "unnamed Hillary sources" have put out trial balloons about Chelsea and/or Huma moving into the WH with Hillary.

I don't think Hillary wants him there any more than Bill wants to be there. Bill does not need scrutiny, not after being off the leash for the past 15 years (not living w/Hillary).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2015 04:06 PM (NOIQH)

82 This is what you want to foist upon us?
Posted by: Yip at October 26, 2015 04:03 PM (e7T6D)

Yes, yes it is.
Posted by: DNC Chairblob Debbie Mayonnaise Hair Schultz

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2015 04:06 PM (mxCgt)

83 Speaking of scrunts:

Pelosi: Pro-Lifers Should Compromise On Planned Parenthood, "That's What Pope Francis Told Us To Do"



Ok. You stop. We don't shoot you.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2015 04:07 PM (U2rG9)

84 I know after Obama the new narrative is that this stuff is super awesome with voters, but I think this and open talk of gun confiscation is going to finally hit a buzzsaw with voters.

We'll see, but I don't see Hillary selling this shit.

Posted by: Coolio at October 26, 2015 04:07 PM (0kpYX)

85 There is very little doubt we are seeing the last vestiges of the old republic swept aside, to make room for an implicitly imperial system.


meh, only if we let it happen. you do not get to break the deal with impunity, whether or not you shook Sinatra's hand.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2015 04:07 PM (vb33c)

86 Trump 2016! It's the only way the worthless fucks in congress might actually rollback the executive over reach.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 26, 2015 04:07 PM (z/Ubi)

87 And by "compromise", she means abject surrender.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 26, 2015 04:02 PM (XUKZU)

Sorry, I'm Protestant and usually don't comment on Catholic-related issues because what Catholics do is entirely their business, according to their faith, but the current Pope giving people like Pelosi a super amazingcloak of respectability and morality pisses me off no end.

Posted by: troyriser at October 26, 2015 04:08 PM (f56b1)

88 Shooter? Oh, yeah, in case you missed it, that drunk that careened into a crowd in Oklahoma was 'a shooter':
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pa5z5cu

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 26, 2015 04:08 PM (9mTYi)

89 Here's the thing: regardless of what you think of Trump's personality, how could he be *worse* than Hillary?
Trump seems to understand boundaries; Hillary doesn't. Everything is for sale with that scrunt.

Why can't she have another stroke already?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2015 04:08 PM (NOIQH)

90 Pelosi: Pro-Lifers Should Compromise On Planned Parenthood, "That's What Pope Francis Told Us To Do"

And by "compromise", she means abject surrender.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 26, 2015 04:02 PM (XUKZU)

Such a great Catholic.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 26, 2015 04:08 PM (fWAjv)

91 Madam Clinton, when did you find out about your husband taking trips to pedo island?

Posted by: Yip at October 26, 2015 04:09 PM (e7T6D)

92
So which one of you morons is going to make me a Comet LoveJoy Cocktail - shaken, not stirred?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 26, 2015 04:10 PM (iQIUe)

93 65,

Pelosi should "compromise" by giving me half of her husband's net worth. I mean, that's what Marx told her to do... From each to his ability to each to his need.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 26, 2015 04:10 PM (3C84c)

94 She should've said she would "boldly go".

That'll be $130,000 please.

Posted by: sound bite consultant at October 26, 2015 04:10 PM (2WoCi)

95 Then the GOP will shoot themselves in the dicks during the general.

Fixed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 26, 2015 04:10 PM (B8JRQ)

96 Shooter? Oh, yeah, in case you missed it, that drunk that careened into a crowd in Oklahoma was 'a shooter':

-
Maybe she had drunk some shooters.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 26, 2015 04:11 PM (XUKZU)

97 Yes. This is exactly what we are seeing.

And the media will be aghast, wondering how the right wing tea party extremists could have made this happen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2015 04:11 PM (39g3+)

98 Hello?

Posted by: Lionel Richie at October 26, 2015 04:11 PM (Ui7Rt)

99 >>Pelosi: Pro-Lifers Should Compromise On Planned Parenthood, "That's What Pope Francis Told Us To Do"


How does one compromise on late-term abortion and harvesting the organs of a breathing fetus/baby?
Either it's a life, with rights, or it's not.
Maybe she wants us to "cut the baby in half" --- oh, wait...not a good analogy....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2015 04:12 PM (NOIQH)

100 All else being equal, what difference would there be - as far as immigration goes - between Hillary and Jeb/Marco?

Answer: Absolutely none

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 26, 2015 04:12 PM (0LHZx)

101 So, from here on out its vote for the extreme left democrat or the socialist moving toward full blown totalitarian communist, right?

It is 100% clear that we no longer have a representative government. Our soon-to-be Speaker was "elected" by disallowing votes for any alternative candidate on the platform of "I demand full compliance with my whims, abandonment of processes to remove me from power, and more time off because a 4 day work week or less, 20 weeks per year is just too much".

At what point to we start getting serious about a new Declaration of Independence or other options?

Posted by: Damiano at October 26, 2015 04:13 PM (XItbt)

102 Maybe she had drunk some shooters.
Posted by: The Great White Snark
---------------

Oh, yeah, maybe that's it. Never mind.

Posted by: A 'Journalist' at October 26, 2015 04:13 PM (9mTYi)

103 Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 03:50 PM (t2KH5) ---- You are right. If the average Rat voter really wanted mass amnesty, Congress wold have passed it when the Rats were in complete control of every branch. Instead, they did Obamacare.

Posted by: Baldy at October 26, 2015 04:13 PM (sEXjW)

104 Pelosi: Pro-Lifers Should Compromise On Planned Parenthood, "That's What Pope Francis Told Us To Do"



And by "compromise", she means abject surrender.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 26, 2015 04:02 PM (XUKZU)
============================

I'm no great fan of Francis, but I don't recall him saying anything about compromising on abortion. Did I miss something, or is Nancy just lying again in regards to what Catholics should do?



Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 26, 2015 04:14 PM (dFi94)

105 I think the socialist running for national office and Hillary, who seems to be for the worker, should form some sort of alliance. But the name? What to call this alliance?

Posted by: translates better in German at October 26, 2015 04:14 PM (sI4OA)

106 Marx now charges to visit his grave and commies are pissed off.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 26, 2015 04:14 PM (iQIUe)

107 Just when you think Hillary's the most despicable bitch on the planet, it's "oh, yeah. I forgot about Pelosi..."

Posted by: tu3031 at October 26, 2015 04:14 PM (YFFpo)

108 Fee goodness sake


In additin to calling voters retards if they support trump or his messag, they are now comparing said voters to Robespierre in the French Revolution.



Dems don't attack BLM or Occupy, they embrace them

WTH

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2015 04:15 PM (zOTsN)

109 Did I miss something, or is Nancy just lying again in regards to what Catholics should do?

It's Pelosi. Of course she is lying.

Posted by: no good deed at October 26, 2015 04:15 PM (GgxVX)

110 Caligula appointed his horse to the Roman Senate.

We're at risk of making a horse's ass President.

Of course, that reference seems to apply to any number of candidates this year, doesn't it?

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 26, 2015 04:16 PM (iIzG7)

111 I'm no great fan of Francis, but I don't recall him saying anything about compromising on abortion.

-
I cannot tell a lie. The Tea Party cut down the cherry tree.

- Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 26, 2015 04:16 PM (XUKZU)

112 >Dems don't attack BLM or Occupy, they embrace them
WTH


So...I guess she counting on young Americans being ignorant of history?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2015 04:17 PM (NOIQH)

113 >>>else being equal, what difference would there be - as far as immigration goes - between Hillary and Jeb/Marco?

What difference would there be on an issue? Would any of them spend less? Tax less? Shrink the size and scope of government? Follow the Constitution? Obey and enforce laws? Protect U.S. interests and make the country safer?

Posted by: Damiano at October 26, 2015 04:17 PM (XItbt)

114 Maybe she had drunk some shooters.
Posted by: The Great White Snark
----------------------

They printed an amazingly weaslly 'correction'. They did not mention the actual headline, or what was wrong about it.:

"Because of a page designer’s error, a misleading headline appeared on page 3A in Sunday’s Record-Eagle accompanying a story about a drunken driver who struck and killed four people at the Oklahoma State University homecoming parade on Saturday."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 26, 2015 04:17 PM (9mTYi)

115 I could see a Planned Parenthood compromise.

For every minority abortion performed, thew would fund one minority adoption of a living child.


And the donation of a healthy kidney from a planned parenthood Executive.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2015 04:17 PM (VPLuQ)

116 @Lizzy

I certainly wouldn't bet against her position.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (+hPIb)

117 It most likely has been said but bears repeating.

How can one be a Law Abiding Illegal Immigrant?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (wrS2o)

118 America is not a place but an idea!

The idea that, given the chance, 50% of the people will screw over the other 50% and gleefully make their life a living hell.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (LXJ1e)

119 Did I miss something, or is Nancy just lying again in regards to what Catholics should do?





Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 26, 2015 04:14 PM (dFi94)


My money is on "lying".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (hLRSq)

120 I'm no great fan of Francis, but I don't recall him saying anything about compromising on abortion. Did I miss something, or is Nancy just lying again in regards to what Catholics should do?



Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 26, 2015 04:14 PM (dFi94)


What, Doctor of the Church Pelosi, lying about her faith again? Exhibit A for atheists to point out there's no God. Because she hasn't been hit with a divine airstrike yet.

Posted by: Iblis at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (9221z)

121 Did I miss something, or is Nancy just lying again in regards to what Catholics should do?

It's Pelosi. Of course she is lying.

______________

She's probably lying, but I could honestly see this Pope giving cover to Planned Parenthood despite the place being a for profit baby killing corporation.

But if you're a company making hunting rifles? There's no way you could be a Christian according to this new Pope. He will most certainly go out of his way to make that point.

Posted by: Coolio at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (0kpYX)

122 Hillary should learn to keep her mouth shut.
This was all worked out in the late 80's after we got rid of that old fool Ronald Reagan.
It is all part of our master plan to have cheap labor and have all ya'll and your grandkids working at Arby's for minimum wage. Even our new meat commercials have some black dude hollering at you to get in line.
Hahahaha......

Posted by: Zombie Jesse Helms at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (D0NZx)

123 From the article:

"This clip comes from her speech at Saturday night's Jefferson-Jackson Dinner"

I thought they were going to change the name of the dinner because both men were evil racists? Guess they couldn't decide on a less offensive dem.

Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (hvf9s)

124 No Jon Gabriel and a ton of conservative writers now attack the base with glee

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (zOTsN)

125 Oh, yeah, in case you missed it, that drunk that careened into a crowd in Oklahoma was 'a shooter'

Yeah i saw that. Even more wretched than the usual legacy media writing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2015 04:19 PM (39g3+)

126 If there's one thing Hillary! knows about, it's being law-abiding.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 04:19 PM (+hPIb)

127 She wood be 1000 times better then that racist and person of color hater Bush. why are you people so stooped when comes to this kinds of stuff ??????????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 26, 2015 04:19 PM (EIFYf)

128 >>> Caligula appointed his horse to the Roman Senate.

I appointed mine to be Secretary of State

Posted by: Obama at October 26, 2015 04:19 PM (XItbt)

129 Exhibit A for atheists to point out there's no God. Because she hasn't been hit with a divine airstrike yet.
Posted by: Iblis at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (9221z)

Exhibit A for God's mercy and long-suffering patience.

Posted by: Sambo at October 26, 2015 04:20 PM (9UV3C)

130 "I appointed mine to be Secretary of State"


Well, that explains the long face.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2015 04:20 PM (VPLuQ)

131 Hey Germany,

How are all those young Moslems on welfare going to pay for the native Germans retirement?


??

Posted by: Yo! at October 26, 2015 04:20 PM (GwIKd)

132 SMOD what brings teh drinks? "Researchers Catch Comet Lovejoy Giving Away Alcohol":
http://tinyurl.com/ofa9fkc

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at October 26, 2015 04:20 PM (ucB75)

133 I think that girl in the wreck had zero alcohol in her system. They kept talking about toxicology reports and they wouldn't need that if she was blowing positive for a dui or an aggravated dui. They'd already know it because of the field test and then the second one back at the station.


It's either drugs or mental illness.



I don't know how they're going to prove second degree murder, either. That would mean she suddenly decided to kill those people. Maybe there's some Oklahoma law that upgrades a charge based on certain criteria. I don't know. She's screwed either way though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 26, 2015 04:21 PM (4ErVI)

134 I thought Pope Francis said that as part of the year of forgiveness preists should forgive women for the sin of abortion, which would be a change. Not sure what pelosi stretched that into

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2015 04:21 PM (zOTsN)

135 "No the most recent polls I have seen have the public against this illegal amnesty by 70%."


Poll: 30% of Americans clinically insane

Posted by: despair at October 26, 2015 04:21 PM (VrdxH)

136 "This clip comes from her speech at Saturday night's Jefferson-Jackson Dinner"

I thought they were going to change the name of the dinner because both men were evil racists? Guess they couldn't decide on a less offensive dem.



"Grand Kleagel Robert Byrd and David Duke Dinner"

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2015 04:21 PM (U2rG9)

137 @Yo!

They'll make it up in volume.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 26, 2015 04:21 PM (+hPIb)

138 Diff between Dems and Reps

Dems promise the moon to their base and always deliver once elected

Reps promise the moon to their base and once in office tell the base to fuck off.

So when Hillary says she will do this, you know damn well she actually will do it.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 26, 2015 04:21 PM (0LHZx)

139 "why are you people so stooped when comes to this kinds of stuff ??????????"

Madame, I am stooped because of the burdens your politicians have bound to my back and bade me to carry.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 04:21 PM (hLRSq)

140 Vashta @ #18 -- I think so, too. Because the Left is rife with projection, they believe that we are as lawless and monstrous as they, and likely cannot understand why people (decent humans, which the Left are not) are reluctant to take that last step.

Because God help us all if it happens, but the Left is going to need that help a LOT more -- it won't end nearly as well for them as they think it will.

Posted by: acethepug at October 26, 2015 04:22 PM (RHPFv)

141 She went for the cop motorcycle first and then the crowd. She had some reason.

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2015 04:22 PM (zOTsN)

142 "I appointed mine to be Secretary of State"


Well, that explains the long face.



When did Sarah Jessica Parker become SoS?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2015 04:23 PM (U2rG9)

143 What difference would there be on an issue? Would any of them spend less? Tax less? Shrink the size and scope of government? Follow the Constitution? Obey and enforce laws? Protect U.S. interests and make the country safer?

Posted by: Damiano at October 26, 2015 04:17 PM (XItbt)

________

No. No. No. No and No.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 26, 2015 04:23 PM (0LHZx)

144 >>> So when Hillary says she will do this, you know damn well she actually will do it.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 26, 2015 04:21 PM (0LHZx)

I will go one further: once elected, I'll pass an exec order that if you voted republican you are stripped of your voting rights. Victory shall be mine!!!

*cackles with glee*

Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2015 04:23 PM (hvf9s)

145 >>So when Hillary says she will do this, you know damn well she actually will do it.

Have I heard this before?

Posted by: Guantanamo inmates at October 26, 2015 04:24 PM (hoiM7)

146 This is Hillary, not Obama.

Hillary figures that the courts will strike down Obama's "small step" so she won't be able to do anything, but who will ask her about it ? Nobody.

Posted by: Boy George at October 26, 2015 04:24 PM (e8kgV)

147 Caligula appointed his horse to the Roman Senate.

I appointed mine to be Secretary of State
Posted by: Obama
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Thank you. The liberals plunder and destroy, but the one small thing they do in return is give us a laugh. But I'd still rather they'd just f*ck off.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 26, 2015 04:25 PM (E5UB0)

148 "When did Sarah Jessica Parker become SoS?"

Ha ha, Good one.


Plus, you ever look at the hooves on that woman?

It's not often that I say "That woman has some ugly feet", but I'll make an exception for her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2015 04:25 PM (VPLuQ)

149 She's probably lying, but I could honestly see this Pope giving cover to Planned Parenthood despite the place being a for profit baby killing corporation....
Posted by: Coolio at October 26, 2015 04:18 PM (0kpYX)


No way. There are some lines even this Pope won't cross. 2000 years the Church has fought for the sanctity of life. That's not going to change.

Posted by: Iblis at October 26, 2015 04:25 PM (9221z)

150 Whoops didn't add the Hillary! sock at #144

Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2015 04:25 PM (hvf9s)

151 Just when you think Hillary's the most despicable bitch on the planet, it's "oh, yeah. I forgot about Pelosi..."
Posted by: tu3031
--------------------------

I'm reminded of the Smucker's Jam spoof on SNL. They try to one-up each other with even more disgusting stuff. Actually, it captures the essence of Democrat politics:

Jane Curtin: . . . And so, with a name like Fluckers, it’s got to be good

Chevy Chase: Hey, hold on a second, I have a jam here called Nose Hair. Now with a name like Nose Hair, you can imagine how good it must be. MMM MMM!!

Dan Aykroyd: Hold it a minute folks, but are you familiar with a jam called Death Camp? That’s Death Camp! Just look for the barbed wire on the label. With a name like Death Camp it must be so good it’s incredible! Just amazingly good jam!

John Belushi: Wait a minute . . . Dog Vomit, Monkey Pus. We offer you a choice of two of the most repulsive brand names of jams you’ve ever heard of. With names like these, this stuff has got to be terrific. We’re talking fabulous jam here!

Chevy Chase: Save your breath fella! Here’s a new jam we’ve just put out. It’s called Painful Rectal Itch. You’d have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it’s great . . .

Dan Aykroyd: Mangled Baby Ducks. That’s right, Mangled Baby Ducks! Picture a jam so good that you’d dare to call it Mangled Baby Ducks! Great Jam! It’s beautiful jam!

John Belushi: Wait a minute, wait a minute, this is it - 10,000 Nuns and Orphans.

Jane Curtin: 10,000 Nuns and Orphans? What’s so bad about that?

John Belushi: They were all eaten by rats! Oh, it’s so good! MMM!

Garrett Morris: Hold it, hold it everyone, your attention please, I have here a jam called, Oh God, [mumbles] Ick! Yecch!

Dan Aykroyd: It’s so good it’s sick making!

Chevy Chase: Oh, that’s gotta be great jam!

Jane Curtin: So if it’s great jam you’re after, try this one, the brand so disgusting you can’t say it on television. Ask for it by name!


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 26, 2015 04:26 PM (9mTYi)

152 "She'll necessarily tack center later in the campaign. Perhaps the GOP nominee might even call her on this."

I'm trying to recall the last time that a Republican presidential candidate loudly and repeatedly called out a Democratic presidential candidate over the Democrat having taken contradictory stances.

Seems to me it was Reagan v. Mondale in 1984.

Reagan personally hit Mondale squarely on the chin about Mondale's flip-flopping and shifting stances. Again and again. And utterly crushed Mondale on Election Day.

In 2004, various attack dog proxies for George W. Bush went after Kerry on the whole "for it before I was against it" nonsense, but Bush himself mostly was silent on that issue. And hence came within fifty thousand votes of losing his re-election bid to Kerry.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 26, 2015 04:26 PM (noWW6)

153 Did I search for Spanish Lactaid ads at some point? Why are they showing up here?

Posted by: Chairman Mumu at October 26, 2015 04:26 PM (ZWRoJ)

154 >>>>Think of Germany. Their invasion is not going to go well with tax paying Germans.


Leftist here support it because they see democrat voters. I guess Germany see cheap labor, since their birth rate is so low.



Like LBJ's "war of poverty" that paid people to have illegitimate kids, Germany won't see the results for at least 10 years.



Like us, it will be TOO late.
.
.
.Hitler at first rewarded and later demanded that all fertile women in Germany be in a constant state of pregnancy to fill the ranks of the Wehrmacht. Just sayin......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 26, 2015 04:26 PM (iONHu)

155
Comet LoveJoy giving away booze, cigarettes, and condoms.

What a great celestal body!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 26, 2015 04:27 PM (iQIUe)

156 Empress Palpitate

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 26, 2015 04:27 PM (FkBIv)

157 Remember back in 2012 when Obama promised to "punish our enemies and reward our friends"? Of course nothing like that ever happened... /sarc

Now Hillary has outright declared Republicans her greatest enemies.

Posted by: Damiano at October 26, 2015 04:28 PM (XItbt)

158 "Diff between Dems and Reps


Dems promise the moon to their base and always deliver once elected


Reps promise the moon to their base and once in office tell the base to fuck off.
"

Wait a minute.

_I_ promised a base _on_ the Moon.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich 2012! at October 26, 2015 04:28 PM (noWW6)

159 Because God help us all if it happens, but the Left is going to need that help a LOT more -- it won't end nearly as well for them as they think it will.
Posted by: acethepug at October 26, 2015 04:22 PM (RHPFv)

Those who do not study the French Revolution are doomed to repeat it...

*reminds self to create a guillotine app. Profit!*

Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2015 04:28 PM (hvf9s)

160 "2000 years the Church has fought for the sanctity of life. That's not going to change."


Seems that at one time, the Church was pretty consistent on the whole Adam and Eve thing too.

Just sayin', nothing is carved in stone.

Well, maybe the Ten Commandments.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2015 04:28 PM (VPLuQ)

161 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 26, 2015 04:26 PM (9mTYi)

That was brilliant. Thank you.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 26, 2015 04:29 PM (E5UB0)

162 Well, maybe the Ten Commandments.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2015 04:28 PM (VPLuQ)


"I give you Fifteen, whoops, Ten! Ten Commandments!"

Posted by: Iblis at October 26, 2015 04:30 PM (9221z)

163 No one can possibly think executive overreach is going to stop with Barak do they?

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2015 04:30 PM (Ken0l)

164
Christopher Paquin, 23, was beaten to death by Damon Perry, 23,left, after they had been drinking a 'large amount of alcohol' at an apartment complex in Grants, New Mexico, on Thursday, police said. The suspect told police that Paquin began to bite him so he attacked him with his hands, feet, the guitar and a microwave. Perry, who is being held on a murder charge, attributed his actions to binge-watching The Walking Dead (show pictured) on Netflix.

Wow!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 26, 2015 04:30 PM (iQIUe)

165 Yeah, and 80% of people want more gun control, too.

And 97% of Popes believe the planet is burning up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 26, 2015 04:31 PM (FkBIv)

166 We can tell by your fingers on the track pad that you are lactose intolerant. The computer thought your breath stunk of refried beans so we put it in Spanish. Still a few glitches in the software.

Posted by: Google Ads at October 26, 2015 04:31 PM (c7vUv)

167 No way. There are some lines even this Pope won't cross. 2000 years the Church has fought for the sanctity of life. That's not going to change.
Posted by: Iblis

_____________

Oh he won't endorse abortion, but I absolutely could see this new Pope shifting the focus off of Planned Parenthood and other real morality issues and on to something stupid like frackers, he's basically already done that.

PP is basically the #1 abortion provider on Earth, would it really have been so difficult for him to have named and shamed them while he was here in the US with recent revelations? But instead he made damn sure to talk about gun makers.

Do you think the Pope will correct Pelosi on this? Of course not, but he made sure the MSM knew he made a big mistake meeting with Kim Davis.

Posted by: Coolio at October 26, 2015 04:31 PM (0kpYX)

168 How can one be a Law Abiding Illegal Immigrant?

-
Same way as one can be a virginal prostitute.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 26, 2015 04:31 PM (XUKZU)

169 I don't know how they're going to prove second
degree murder, either. That would mean she suddenly decided to kill
those people. Maybe there's some Oklahoma law that upgrades a charge
based on certain criteria. I don't know. She's screwed either way
though.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 26, 2015 04:21 PM (4ErVI)


I researched that for the morning links. As near as I can tell in OK 2nd degree murder is murder without prior intent. It includes gross negligent homicide. If they are referring to a toxicology report it could be alcohol or drugs.

There was also discussion that she worked in a restaurant and got into a big huff with management and was sent home. So she could have been drinking on the job or doing some blow or weed and got caught.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 04:31 PM (t2KH5)

170 "I give you Fifteen, whoops, Ten! Ten Commandments!"


Top ten movies evah!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2015 04:32 PM (VPLuQ)

171 131
Hey Germany,



How are all those young Moslems on welfare going to pay for the native Germans retirement?





??

Posted by: Yo! at October 26, 2015 04:20 PM (GwIKd)

Yeah, I wondered about that. Also, German breweries to be forced to close, Mohammedans will be offended by drinking.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 26, 2015 04:32 PM (jJRIy)

172 154,

Der Furher also comped the pregnancies of any woman who got knocked up by any athlete of Aryan stock at the Berlin Olympics and had the athlete's badge to prove it.

Make your own pro athlete jokes here.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 26, 2015 04:32 PM (3C84c)

173 If Hillary is elected, we deserve her. And the Democrats will rue the day that they won, because the country they think they rule will roil, erupt and fracture in unknowable ways. All I know is, the courts will be seen as unjust. The Government will be cemented as rigged. The rule of law will be seen as a joke.. yes... even more than it is now. There will be no turning back. Hillary will get to appoint what, 3 SCOTUS justices? Cause if elected, she'll serve 2 terms. Promise.

Posted by: Yip at October 26, 2015 04:32 PM (e7T6D)

174 A guy in the Bad Kreuznach area of Germany posts pics of our bases, abandoned, overrun by weeds, almost every day. I told him to invest in weed-whackers, we're going back.
It's not the same as the Cold War, it's a new thing, but East on West is on again. The fools and cowards who advocated ceding our gains in Europe will be in charge of getting us back there,and it will be a shitshow. But we're going back, that's for sure.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 26, 2015 04:32 PM (2cS/G)

175 "after they had been drinking a 'large amount of alcohol' at an apartment complex in Grants, New Mexico"


Not a whole lot else to do in Grants, NM.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 26, 2015 04:32 PM (LA7Cm)

176 I think what needs asked is what Hillary does when as new president she groggily answers a 3am phone call from a Russian or Chinese hacker who has the smoking gun email that could send her away for life, and unless she abandons Ukraine/Taiwan that email and others will be publically released.

Congrats, our first president that we know is compromised at the outset.

Posted by: Jollyroger at October 26, 2015 04:32 PM (t06LC)

177 Leftist here support it because they see democrat voters. I guess Germany see cheap labor, since their birth rate is so low.
--------------------------------------------------------
Kraftwerk were the ones who wrote "The Robots". Why don't they just use robots? They're f*cking Germans for f*ck's sake. Scientific and engineering geniuses. Start acting like freaking Germans! Japanese are samurai, kabuki, anime kawaii cat clowns and they're outdoing you big time.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 26, 2015 04:33 PM (E5UB0)

178 #152 I'm trying to recall the last time that a Republican presidential
candidate loudly and repeatedly called out a Democratic presidential
candidate over the Democrat having taken contradictory stances.
====

Me too, and that's why I said "perhaps".

I still don't like the guy, but I think Trump would do this. . .maybe that's why he's in the lead right now.

Posted by: looking closely at October 26, 2015 04:33 PM (hoiM7)

179 Christopher Paquin, 23, was beaten to death by Damon Perry, 23,left, after they had been drinking a 'large amount of alcohol' at an apartment complex in Grants, New Mexico, on Thursday, police said. The suspect told police that Paquin began to bite him so he attacked him with his hands, feet, the guitar and a microwave. Perry, who is being held on a murder charge, attributed his actions to binge-watching The Walking Dead (show pictured) on Netflix.

Wow!
Posted by: Bruce
-----------------

If Carol had been there Paquin would have been reduced to a smoldering ash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at October 26, 2015 04:33 PM (9mTYi)

180 Cause if elected, she'll serve 2 terms.

At least.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 26, 2015 04:33 PM (FkBIv)

181 By definition, no illegal alien is "law abiding".

Posted by: RD Walker at October 26, 2015 04:33 PM (ImpgP)

182 We are all so proud that Hillary Clinton hates Bush and everything involved with Bush and his stooped policy. We all hope that Hillary eats Bush alive in the future more than she did in the past. We hate Bush and hope Bush is banned by all states !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 26, 2015 04:34 PM (EIFYf)

183 "Same way as one can be a virginal prostitute."

I think I met her at the Black Angus, in San Juan.

Her mother was a virgin too.

Oddest thing ever.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2015 04:34 PM (VPLuQ)

184 Hey Germany,

How are all those young Moslems on welfare going to pay for the native Germans retirement?

-
Maybe the plan is to reduce the number of recipients.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 26, 2015 04:34 PM (XUKZU)

185 There will be no turning back. Hillary will get to appoint what, 3 SCOTUS justices? Cause if elected, she'll serve 2 terms. Promise.


Posted by: Yip at October 26, 2015 04:32 PM (e7T6D)

Shows you what you know Yip. Her Highball abolished terms three years ago. She now serves us for life.

Posted by: Jollyroger from 2035 at October 26, 2015 04:34 PM (t06LC)

186 How are all those young Moslems on welfare going to pay for the native Germans retirement?

I figure by then they'll just be beating them to death in the street.
Fuckin Infidels!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 26, 2015 04:35 PM (YFFpo)

187 We all hope that Hillary eats Bush alive in the future more than she did in the past. We hate Bush and hope Bush is banned by all states !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 26, 2015 04:34 PM (EIFYf)

Bet you could get Huma to comment on how Hillary eats bush.

Posted by: Jollyroger at October 26, 2015 04:36 PM (t06LC)

188 >>> Congrats, our first president that we know is compromised at the outset.

2nd.

Did you forget about the donations from Mickey Mouse using credit cards from foreign countries while the CC validation was intentionally turned off throughout 2008 and 2012?

Posted by: Damiano at October 26, 2015 04:36 PM (XItbt)

189 Actually, I've depressed myself. Sorry. Surely she can't win. Surely.

Posted by: Yip at October 26, 2015 04:36 PM (e7T6D)

190 I researched that for the morning links. As near as I can tell in OK 2nd degree murder is murder without prior intent. It includes gross negligent homicide. If they are referring to a toxicology report it could be alcohol or drugs.

There was also discussion that she worked in a restaurant and got into a big huff with management and was sent home. So she could have been drinking on the job or doing some blow or weed and got caught.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 04:31 PM (t2KH5)


It could also be simply good police procedure to also get a blood test for alcohol and other drugs after a suspect in a fatal crash blows over on the breathalyzer. Independent proof of intoxication means better chance of a conviction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2015 04:37 PM (0yhH4)

191 Dont worry you guys, the imperial presidency is as good as finished! It wont be long untill we will have the most conservative Speaker in the history of Republican Speakers! Paul Ryan will show Hillary her limits and teach her that even the President has to respect the Speakers office. How could she resist? Just one look into these steely blue eyes and she will melt. Believe me, I know what Im talking about.

Posted by: B. Domenesh at October 26, 2015 04:38 PM (GY6v2)

192 Cause if elected, she'll serve 2 terms.

Health permitting

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2015 04:38 PM (39g3+)

193 "Wait a minute... _I_ promised a base _on_ the Moon."

And the GOPe simply promises to moon the base.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 26, 2015 04:39 PM (iIzG7)

194 >>> By definition, no illegal alien is "law abiding".

But if Democrats, Republicans and the MSM rename them to be "undocumented immigrants"... Tada! No laws broken and everyone opposed is now a heartless, racist.

Posted by: Damiano at October 26, 2015 04:41 PM (XItbt)

195 How are all those young Moslems on welfare going to pay for the native Germans retirement?

I figure by then they'll just be beating them to death in the street.



I don't think the Germans will just roll over.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2015 04:41 PM (U2rG9)

196 It's not the same as the Cold War, it's a new thing, but East on West is on again. The fools and cowards who advocated ceding our gains in Europe will be in charge of getting us back there,and it will be a shitshow. But we're going back, that's for sure.
Posted by: Lincolntf


Sorry, but by time we get around to returning to the bases they will have been converted to 'refugee' villages and mega-mosques.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2015 04:42 PM (JmGFJ)

197 190 It could also be simply good police procedure to also
get a blood test for alcohol and other drugs after a suspect in a fatal
crash blows over on the breathalyzer. Independent proof of intoxication
means better chance of a conviction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2015 04:37 PM (0yhH4)

Could be. I know commercial drivers are required to have a blood test for drugs or alcohol if they are involved in a wreck whether it is their fault or not.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 04:42 PM (t2KH5)

198 We all haerd today from Hillary that most jobs in the US pay only about $30K a year because of Bush policies. That makes sense to all of us in Brattleboro. We hope the next predent raises the min wage to $20 hours to help all of us hurt by the Bush years. We also love our black presdent and thank Gaia he was elected to repeal the Bush disaster.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 26, 2015 04:42 PM (EIFYf)

199 >>> Try this one, the brand so disgusting you can't say it on television. Ask for it by name!

I can name a dozen critically acclaimed TV shows that fit that description, hah.

Speaking of, anyone watching Gaga play a vampire on AHS: Hotel? I refuse to watch that show, but wondered if she was any good. It's supposed to be based off the famous Holmes Murder Castle, but all I hear about are vampire orgies. What, a hotel of torture as a premise was too bland? Meh.

Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2015 04:43 PM (hvf9s)

200 Once again, the racist Right Wing Hate Machine reveals its ugly face in smearing Mrs. Clinton's genuine and heartfelt efforts to support this newest generation of aspiring Americans! I'm sure all right thinking, fair minded people are appalled by these attempts to attack our great nation's heritage as "a nation of immigrants" and Mrs. Clinton's historic and inspiring quest to become America's first woman president!

Posted by: Real Everyday American at October 26, 2015 04:45 PM (YFFpo)

201 Cause if elected, she'll serve 2 terms.

Health permitting

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2015 04:38 PM (39g3+)
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With a Speaker like Paul Ryan Hillary can serve 5 terms and it wont help Democrats one bit! Have you seen how ripped he is?

Posted by: B. Domenesh at October 26, 2015 04:45 PM (GY6v2)

202 How could the LIV voters know about what is happening in Europe? The media won't cover it. I have posted a few articles about it on Facebook and most folks seem shocked to learn about it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 26, 2015 04:45 PM (Lqy/e)

203 Actually, I've depressed myself. Sorry. Surely she can't win. Surely.

====

Relax. There's always cheap street drugs.

Posted by: Bigby's Mystic Finger-puller at October 26, 2015 04:46 PM (3ZtZW)

204 With a Speaker like Paul Ryan Hillary can serve 5 terms and it wont help Democrats one bit! Have you seen how ripped he is?
Posted by: B. Domenesh

That's it, I'm coming out of wetirement!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 26, 2015 04:46 PM (awspb)

205 153
Did I search for Spanish Lactaid ads at some point? Why are they showing up here?

Posted by: Chairman Mumu


We don't judge here.

Well, okay, we judge. A lot. Pretty much constantly, now that you bring it up.

But not about stuff like that, you perv.

Posted by: pep at October 26, 2015 04:46 PM (LAe3v)

206 Let me stick my lubricated penumbra into your constitution.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 26, 2015 04:46 PM (gyKtp)

207 Imagine... it's 2018... Hillary, Bill and Huma are in charge. In Montana, paratroopers from Russia fall from the sky near a High School and capture a town. There is no fight. Everyone welcomes the troops and thanks them. The End.

Posted by: Yip at October 26, 2015 04:47 PM (e7T6D)

208 Just re-posting from ire regarding the last jwest comment here:

West-" It would be a fucking shame to lose a few lawyers."..

Yes, it would be a f'ing shame if you're the lawyers husband/wife.child/.mother.father.friend, and lest you forget we have a few lawyers on this site, but it's o.k maybe they weren't conservatives /SARC

West -Let's all pray real hard.

You're not a praying person, are you?. You could pray to Bezzlebub, I suppose or Shiva..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2015 04:48 PM (No/ki)

209 >>> Health permitting


If Democrats can get the dead to vote, I'm sure they can break that glass ceiling, too.

Posted by: Bigby's Mystic Finger-puller at October 26, 2015 04:48 PM (3ZtZW)

210 Groucho: "These are my principles; if you don't like them, I have others."


Hillary scribbling on notepad: "These are my...wait, how do you spell that next word? I've never heard it used before."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 04:48 PM (hLRSq)

211
I don't think the Germans will just roll over.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2015 04:41 PM (U2rG9

No they won't. They will stomp their feet and march off in a huff.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2015 04:49 PM (eeTCA)

212 >>> Did I search for Spanish Lactaid ads at some point? Why are they showing up here?

I got a random Ralph Lauren ad today, with a model that looks like John Travolta, if he were not bloated and had hair. No clue how but at least it not weird BDSM robots anymore. *knocks on wood*

Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2015 04:49 PM (hvf9s)

213 From Anthony Watts.. That whole premise that CFC's made the OZone hole and humans are the worstest ever? Eh... maybe not. Heh.

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2015/10/26/did-we-really-save-the-ozone-layer/


Posted by: Yip at October 26, 2015 04:49 PM (e7T6D)

214 >>>Exhibit A for atheists to point out there's no God. Because she hasn't been hit with a divine airstrike yet.<<<

That's too flamboyant. Hillary will have one too many cocktails and fall down drunk, break her hip, crack her melon, and drown in her own vomit.

Posted by: Fritz at October 26, 2015 04:49 PM (3tjn4)

215 There is very little doubt we are seeing the last vestiges of the old republic swept aside, to make room for an implicitly imperial system.

Already done, and not so much an imperial system as an authoritarian superstate -

The American Socialist Superstate

It smells like A.S.S.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2015 04:49 PM (zc3Db)

216 You're not a praying person, are you?. You could pray to Bezzlebub, I suppose or Shiva..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Have a heart.

Posted by: Priest guy from Temple of Doom at October 26, 2015 04:49 PM (awspb)

217 How could the LIV voters know about what is happening in Europe? The media won't cover it. I have posted a few articles about it on Facebook and most folks seem shocked to learn about it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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That's what's so scary about media blackouts on certain subjects. How can this happen in an information age? You'd think you'd have relatives and friends talking to each other, even if the media is trying to cover something up. Yet it feels like people will remain oblivious until the very moment when it is too late to do anything about it.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 26, 2015 04:50 PM (E5UB0)

218 I don't think the Germans will just roll over.

They don't have guns, do they?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2015 04:50 PM (No/ki)

219 That's it, I'm coming out of wetirement!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 26, 2015 04:46 PM (awspb)
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Dont bother fatso! Paul Ryan isnt interested in politicians. He is down with real, average Americans, like editors of small but influencial DC webzines for example! *sigh*

Posted by: B. Domenesh, author of "50 Shades of Speaker" at October 26, 2015 04:51 PM (GY6v2)

220 Wow Fen is pissed.

I hear thunder rumbles

Posted by: Bigby's Mystic Finger-puller at October 26, 2015 04:51 PM (3ZtZW)

221 Wow Fen is pissed.

I hear thunder rumbles
Posted by: Bigby's Mystic Finger-puller at October 26, 2015 04:51 PM (3ZtZW)


Ha.

Posted by: Lea at October 26, 2015 04:52 PM (lIU4e)

222 Have a heart.

Posted by: Priest guy from Temple of Doom at October 26, 2015 04:49 PM (awspb)


You should have been there when I tried to donate blood. They got all huffy and kept asking "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 26, 2015 04:52 PM (hLRSq)

223 If Atheists are using Hillary as an example that there is no God they may not have read the Bible very much which has the prophets and Job and others (who DO believe in God) repeatedly complaining that the wicked prosper.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2015 04:54 PM (No/ki)

224 Say what you will about the Nazis and Soviets. At least they weren't sending people to the camps for refusing to bake cakes.

Posted by: gewa76 at October 26, 2015 04:55 PM (S9rS1)

225 If Atheists are using Hillary as an example that there is no God they may not have read the Bible very much which has the prophets and Job and others (who DO believe in God) repeatedly complaining that the wicked prosper.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

As a believer, I could just reverse the proposition: i.e. the success of the Clintons and Obamas is proof positive that Satan exists and has influence over the world.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 26, 2015 04:56 PM (awspb)

226 I don't think the Germans will just roll over.

They don't have guns, do they?



H&K, Sig, Gaston Glock.
I don't think a little law will stop them.
Never has before.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2015 04:56 PM (U2rG9)

227 nood

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 26, 2015 04:57 PM (t2KH5)

228
cool glow in the dark dildoes

Posted by: Jonny B at October 26, 2015 04:57 PM (2cfUo)

229 Actually in Austria gun shs are sold out right now.

Posted by: Yo! at October 26, 2015 04:57 PM (GwIKd)

230 Yet it feels like people will remain oblivious until the very moment when it is too late to do anything about it.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 26, 2015 04:50 PM (E5UB0)


A very odd effect of the information age and the wide and free availability of information to everyone is that no one cares about information much any more. You know, people just don't respect things they get free. This is manifested in the sad fact that most of this nation couldn't tell you what happened last week. There is no long term memory in this society and short term memory doesn't seem to extend beyond a few hours. This problem is compounded by the fact that no one in the mainstream media or politics has ever told the truth about Barky - about his 84 IQ, his burning hate of America and all things American and his total lack of knowledge about anything. People have had to acknowledge and repeat the lies just to not be "raaaacist!!!" that they have given up on the rest. It's lies all the way down and society has been trained to accept and expect that. Coupled with the loss of memory due to the availability of information this reduced our population to little more than satisfied, drooling tards.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2015 04:57 PM (zc3Db)

231 Wow Fen is pissed.

yes, I am I frequently try to let west do his little trolling routine without remarking, but when he basically says about a shooting In Iowa who cares if some lawyers die and "let's pray real hard,"when as far as i can figure out he's an Atheist, then he's a world class A$$.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2015 04:57 PM (No/ki)

232 >>>I don't think the Germans will just roll over.

They are being invaded, betrayed by their own government and invaded by an army of sociopaths.

At this point, I'd never condemn them, whatever measures they take to repel the invaders.

I may not be a Christian, but I believe it is in line with Christian ethics to have a duty to your family and your neighbors, and that this supersedes any duty that you would have to your enemies (such as forgiving them if they repent Mt 1. Rm 13 and Lk 22 speak of the right of lethal self defense against enemies.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 26, 2015 04:57 PM (E5UB0)

233 Mt 18

I hate pixy.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 26, 2015 04:58 PM (E5UB0)

234
So before the Jugears took office the Country was a wreck. Fixable maybe, but a wreck.
Now its a Flaming Wreck.
IfHillary the only question is whether she will auger directly into the ground or manage a slow death glide, until she slams it into the ground, it pitches over into cartwheels followed by explosive disintegration.
Its hard to imagine a republican doesn't crash it either, its already so damaged.

Posted by: simplemind at October 26, 2015 04:58 PM (JTwsP)

235 >>> repeatedly complaining that the wicked prosper.


Meh. True, but also Calvin's conception of Election argues against such. Maybe there's as many atheists as religious doctrines they've fallen from....

Posted by: Bigby's Mystic Finger-puller at October 26, 2015 04:59 PM (3ZtZW)

236 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 26, 2015 04:56 PM (awspb)

Well, yes. it could also be that they (Hillary and Obama) are God's instrument of judgement on an immoral and corrupt and unbelieving nation. The bible indicates that some not very nice people such as they Assyrians were agents of God's judgment

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2015 05:00 PM (No/ki)

237 good night

Posted by: Bigby's Mystic Finger-puller at October 26, 2015 05:00 PM (3ZtZW)

238
If Hillary wins. It'll kill politics.
I mean the business/media side of it. No one will want to watch it. I will stop coming here (unless Ace promises no pictures or video of the dowager president). I don't think democrats will be able to stand to watch her either. Only the current audience of MSNBC will stay in tune. That's like 500,000 people, tops and most of those are in airports or waiting rooms.
Seriously, it ought to be a joke but it isn't. She's vastly more unlikeable and unliked than Richard Nixon was in his heyday.

Posted by: simplemind at October 26, 2015 05:02 PM (JTwsP)

239 When Pompey, with Caesar's proxy vote, and the other Consual blackmailed into silence, began to legislate over the top of the Senate in Rome, the population began to have mock funerals in the streets to protest.

Not that that helped really.

Much of the problem was very real criminals winning elections to the Senate and a split into rival gangs that terrorized the citizens. Which explains Pompey's actions. So the emergency dictatorship became permanent to stop the mafia esque criminals robbing and raping in the streets.

It was much like "black lives matter" or "occupy mainstreet" actually, if they really got big and the Democrats continued to support them to get more and more power.

I suppose this collapse of the Democracy was bound to happen. Shame.

Posted by: petunia at October 26, 2015 05:03 PM (VoCyE)

240
Much of the problem was very real criminals winning elections to the Senate and a split into rival gangs that terrorized the citizens. Which explains Pompey's actions. So the emergency dictatorship became permanent to stop the mafia esque criminals robbing and raping in the streets.

It was much like "black lives matter" or "occupy mainstreet" actually, if they really got big and the Democrats continued to support them to get more and more power.
Hey look you guys, petunia accurately predicts what 2017 2018 2019 and 2020 are going to look like in the US.

Posted by: simplemind at October 26, 2015 05:06 PM (JTwsP)

241 Anyway... we should throw a funeral for the Constitution.

Posted by: petunia at October 26, 2015 05:07 PM (VoCyE)

242 This alone should be reason enough for folks to get up off their asses and vote for whomever the candidate is come November.

Posted by: Skeezix at October 26, 2015 05:09 PM (WnCSK)

243
I dunno about that, it would seem kind of weird.
Cause its been dead for a while now.

Posted by: simplemind at October 26, 2015 05:09 PM (JTwsP)

244 >>> Seriously, it ought to be a joke but it isn't. She's vastly more unlikeable and unliked than Richard Nixon was in his heyday.
Posted by: simplemind at October 26, 2015 05:02 PM (JTwsP)

Everything the left fretted about with Nixon, that began budding during Obama, will come to full flower with Hillary. But hey how about that pantsuit!

Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2015 05:10 PM (hvf9s)

245
I mean if Vanity Fair publishes some crap about Hillary being beautiful like they did with Michelle, or about her creased pants, or first class temperament. It will be solely to prove to the establishment that there is no falsehood too outrageous and they can get the masses to believe whatever they want.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Isn't President Clinton the most beautiful woman in the world?

Posted by: simplemind at October 26, 2015 05:13 PM (JTwsP)

246

There is very little doubt we are seeing the last vestiges of the old
republic swept aside, to make room for an implicitly imperial system.


Are ya kidding, Ace? What the Blue Blazes have we been seeing for the last 7 years now?

Only difference is, Hill-larity will demand that monuments be built to honor her.

Obama just *expects* them to be done, because...First! Black! Socialist!

And in certain cities (and States)...he'll get them too.

Posted by: BlaxPac at October 26, 2015 05:29 PM (tL0rn)

247 We're not expected to watch the videos.

Posted by: bour3 at October 26, 2015 08:50 PM (5x3+2)

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