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BREAKING: Biden About To Make An Announcement
Biden, Like Chicago, Is Out
OMG!
Coming in a few minutes...from the Rose Garden....with Obama. If he's running and doing it there with Obama? Wow, Obama is all in on nuking Hillary. We'll see in a few minutes. I could be proven wrong shortly but I think Biden is out. Hard to imagine that he'd be announcing a run in this setting with Obama there. Update: Not running. Congratulations to Hillary on her nomination. Having announced he's not running, Biden is now giving his stump speech. And as a farewell to Joementum 2016.....This window is closed. pic.twitter.com/qCc4KNE7z4
— Bob ن (@BobHicks_) October 21, 2015
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 12:09 PM (lVU49)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 21, 2015 12:09 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Tominca at October 21, 2015 12:09 PM (Zy7Sb)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:09 PM (LYCUN)
Will Obama also be announcing Hillary's indictment at the same press conference (just to make it clear whose side he is on)?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2015 12:09 PM (a31sM)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2015 12:09 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: no good deed at October 21, 2015 12:09 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: fish at October 21, 2015 12:09 PM (wDdGj)
Posted by: Feh at October 21, 2015 12:10 PM (/Ony4)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 21, 2015 12:10 PM (4nmNX)
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:11 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 21, 2015 12:11 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Eastern State Penitentiary at October 21, 2015 12:11 PM (sI4OA)
Really? Narcissists gotta narciss, man.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 21, 2015 12:11 PM (vn2q2)
Posted by: donna at October 21, 2015 12:12 PM (/dSsq)
She's also a mindless idiot so that probably explains his appeal to her.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 21, 2015 12:12 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 21, 2015 12:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 12:12 PM (e0Bua)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2015 12:12 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (n6gHv)
Oh, and in case anybody missed it his wife is Dr. Jill Biden. As in DOCTOR Jill Biden. (She is a doctor BTW). Because more proof Dems are smart
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (1BQGO)
You know there was a quid pro quo here.
With these people, there always is.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (a31sM)
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Uh, I think it makes sense that Obama would be there. Joe has been a loyal soldier, and, he knows where the bodies are buried.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ACE Trackingking cookies co at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (S1WrL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (e0Bua)
God, I'd love to see that. Even though I believe Biden to be the stronger candidate.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2015 12:14 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon
Ha! Doctor of...
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 21, 2015 12:14 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jean
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Purple, he's out - like that Teletubbie.
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2015 12:14 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:14 PM (wAQA5)
harder to beat than hillary
cue up bill for indignant finger wagging
Posted by: Feh at October 21, 2015 12:10 PM (/Ony4)
Damn you for using "hillary" and "finger" in the same comment.
Damn. You.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 12:14 PM (u093l)
OMG, OMG, OMG another commie politician making some announcement of something or other or running or not, or just picking a senility home.
SMOD please.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2015 12:14 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Sheriff Joey Biden at October 21, 2015 12:15 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: no good deed at October 21, 2015 12:15 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:15 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2015 12:15 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: donna at October 21, 2015 12:15 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 12:15 PM (1BQGO)
"I think every opportunity my mom has, she proves again and again why she
should be our next president. I know I'm very biased, and I actually
think I'm even more biased now as a mom than as a daughter because I
feel like I have a different stake in the future because of my daughter,
Charlotte."
For crying out loud.
Cotton-candy, puff-piece "interviews" of this sort are essentially just an in-kind political contribution from the networks to the Clinton campaign.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2015 12:16 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:16 PM (ztOda)
Would probably violate several campaign laws to announce on Fed property, so he's not running.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (n6gHv)
It's so cute that you think JugEars and Joey Plugs would follow the law.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 12:16 PM (u093l)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2015 12:16 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Hillary at October 21, 2015 12:16 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2015 12:16 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:16 PM (ztOda)
It's especially difficult losing your first wife to cancer and your son to a drunk driver.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:16 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Biden Plan at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (hOtJL)
Posted by: fish at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (wDdGj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Toonces the Cat at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: donna at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: In Exile at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (QThya)
I ate dinner in Luby's diner every day after working in the Welsh coal mines! Paaaaaaste!
*shits pants*
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (2Ojst)
Shows how weak she is that this announcement was even necessary.
This is the Spite Fuck election
Dems hate their nominee. We hate the GOPe
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (evdj2)
Oh, and in case anybody missed it his wife is Dr. Jill Biden. As in DOCTOR Jill Biden. (She is a doctor BTW). Because more proof Dems are smart
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon
Ha! Doctor of...
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 21, 2015 12:14 PM (VAsIq)
Edjumakashun, if memory serves.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (u093l)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2015 12:18 PM (2Ocf1)
Watched Back to the Future part 2 last night @ midnight. Screw hoverboards, where is my Cafe 80s with Ronald Reagan greeting me and telling me it's morning in America?! THAT I want.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:18 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at October 21, 2015 12:18 PM (FkBIv)
Oh, and in case anybody missed it his wife is Dr. Jill Biden. As in DOCTOR Jill Biden. (She is a doctor BTW). Because more proof Dems are smart
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon
...........................
She's smart? So she doesn't accept ObamaCare patients?
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:18 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2015 12:18 PM (uhkms)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 21, 2015 12:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 12:18 PM (1BQGO)
"I think every opportunity my mom has, she proves again and again why she should be our next president. I know I'm very biased, and I actually think I'm even more biased now as a mom than as a daughter because I feel like I have a different stake in the future because of my daughter, Charlotte."
So Chelsea recycled her comments re Bill when he was caught with Monica.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Sir Rodham Rodham at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Toonces the Cat at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Zombie Tom Eagleton at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (nEDX+)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (XiVKO)
Okay that's barf inducing...
Posted by: donna at October 21, 2015 12:19 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:20 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 12:20 PM (XUKZU)
If memory serves, it's not even that.
"Educational Administration" or "Educational Development" or some such thing.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2015 12:20 PM (noWW6)
Dems hate their nominee.
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (zOTsN)
Nice to see that Teh Horde can find common ground with the fucking commies. And with all of that hateful rhetoric accusing us of being unwilling to compromise.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 12:20 PM (u093l)
Joe: *sniffing Precedents hair* What did I tell you? He's clean, he's articulate, that's golden, man.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 21, 2015 12:20 PM (sI4OA)
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:20 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: (zombie) Beau at October 21, 2015 12:20 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 21, 2015 12:20 PM (UhRGU)
No Blood Purges.
Which, if Bill Clinton is half as smart as I think he is, is a promise he will break the minute Hillary takes the Oath.
Posted by: section9 at October 21, 2015 12:21 PM (ZpQcw)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 21, 2015 12:21 PM (nEDX+)
I still think its hillary and jeb in the set up election. The hillary part looks assured at this point.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2015 12:21 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2015 12:21 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Grump928(c) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at October 21, 2015 12:21 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Scarecrow at October 21, 2015 12:21 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 12:21 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:21 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2015 12:21 PM (VndSC)
________________
Jill Biden is a "doctor" in the same way that Bill Cosby is a "doctor" -- i.e., they both have Ph.D.'s in education, which is one of the easiest things to get a Ph.D. in.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (a31sM)
"Educational Administration" or "Educational Development" or some such thing."
But it is the initials that count. Proves you are smart. (if you are a Dem).
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Sir Rodham Rodham at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (HSmrB)
Looks like they'll be circling the wagons around Hillary! now, while our candidates tear each other apart...
Posted by: donna at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Naes at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Beau Biden at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (evdj2)
This country is corrupt beyond redemption and I don't say it lightly. It's sad to witness it.
Posted by: Tommy V at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (SRQwr)
Posted by: GBruno at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Sheriff Joe-Joe at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Bern-in' down the house at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (VndSC)
But upside, no Lizzy Warren as VP?
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (hvf9s)
And, appropriately, the radio here at work just started blasting out "Highway To Hell"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (u093l)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (hiT/m)
Posted by: Paul Gigot, WSJ at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:24 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2015 12:24 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Tommy V at October 21, 2015 12:24 PM (SRQwr)
Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at October 21, 2015 12:24 PM (X+HRW)
Not a hard choice right there. Even you wingnuts can see that.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:24 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 12:24 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (VndSC)
When my son asked me to run for president, I noticed he had his fingers crossed so I won't be running for the office.
Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: donna at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (/dSsq)
Bear down, this is going to hurt.
Posted by: GBruno at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (u49WF)
Terrible for the Dems, that is. Now they're stuck with the corrupt, uncharismatic crone.
Posted by: Evil Otto at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (PHZn1)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2015 12:22 PM (a31sM)
IRC they have Ed.Ds, which are even easier to get.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (tM4uk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (9mTYi)
The only way she would get a fair look at her record is if Biden ran against her in the Primary.
I may just vote Trump at this point because I think we'll lose regardless. Might as well be entertaining.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (ODxAs)
Focus all firepower on that closest star ship!
(points at fat ball rising from the desert)
Posted by: Yoda at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (K27gs)
Posted by: Joe Biden in Two Weeks at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: joey biden at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (qH+fk)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
+1000
Something we'll never hear about again
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: Coolio
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Hopefully enough states have enough people who feel like you do.
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (VndSC)
I did both simultaneously. What's stopping you?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (S7x7a)
The Clintons may have accumulated some dirt on Obama in the last seven years, but the problem Obama posed for Clintonworld in 2008 was that they did NOT have any dirt on him.
Remember all those FBI files on prominent political figures that were sitting in stacks in the West Wing while Bill was President? They were building their own private stash of dossiers, against future opponents of Hillary's.
Except that at the time in the 1990s, Obama was an utterly obscure figure. Not on their radar. So when he emerged as a real threat in 2008, they had no canned oppo to deploy against the guy. They were taken by surprise.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (1BQGO)
Clinton purged the old guard the second he got into office, Cankles will do the same. Loyal toadies gotta be paid back! Dubya refused to do the same, always thought that was a fool move. The Ned Stark gambit, if you will.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Baldy at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (sEXjW)
And you never know, there is always the possibility of an "accident" with the walker after a fifth of Jack Daniels...
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (6Cu7i)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (nEDX+)
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at October 21, 2015 12:23 PM (hiT/m)
Ahem.
Posted by: Fauxcahontas, here to save the day like Mighty Mouse at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (3U4+k)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Super Genius at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (0O2Lr)
But it is the initials that count. Proves you are smart. (if you are a Dem).
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon
....................
That and/or the glasses.
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:28 PM (wAQA5)
What does that mean?
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 21, 2015 12:28 PM (YjDyJ)
What I am amazed at is people are watching the announcement.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2015 12:25 PM (ODxAs)
Same reason the zoo monkey cage draws a crowd willing to watch primates fling poo at the cage bars.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 12:28 PM (u093l)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 12:28 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: donna at October 21, 2015 12:28 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2015 12:28 PM (gyKtp)
ERICMOOREART
is anyone surprised? Joe was nothing more then a fail safe should she not be able to secure the Dem nomination. I'm no Hilary fan but she's better then Bernie. Better a liar and a cheat then a nut job get the nomination.
he or she admits to ALL losers, yet will vote Democrat anyway
what a dope
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:28 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2015 12:29 PM (ODxAs)
I'm still expecting to be casting a vote for Bernie Sanders in the CA primary.
Do not underestimate how well the Sandman is performing around here.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2015 12:29 PM (noWW6)
Trump is our nominee
Hillary is their's
I get no Biden Trump debate
Fuck this shit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2015 12:29 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: cjw at October 21, 2015 12:29 PM (UJ59J)
I was forced to watch too much of it, enough to see ol' Slow Joe giving Choom Boy a blowjob, and telling us the government has done us sooooooo much good but needs to be "put to work" or some such shit.
Talk about being embarrassed and ashamed of my country: that this great nation could allow itself to be led by a Muzzie terrorist and a whiny mental defective is simply beyond belief.
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 21, 2015 12:29 PM (eUxuB)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 21, 2015 12:26 PM (S7x7a)>>
Right now, knowing what that s-word you typed means.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:29 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2015 12:29 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Lincoln Chafee at October 21, 2015 12:30 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: redenzo at October 21, 2015 12:30 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:30 PM (qCMvj)
utterly obscure figure. Not on their radar. So when he emerged as a real
threat in 2008, they had no canned oppo to deploy against the guy. They
were taken by surprise.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2015 12:27 PM (noWW6)
Agree with your whole assessment. But I also think that the Clintons had something to do with that whole thing where someone accessed the passport history of Obama (and a couple of others for cover.)
Wish we had found out what info was gleaned from that, but we never did.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2015 12:30 PM (E6RIJ)
That...sounds depressingly familiar.
Guess they don't have their Trump yet.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (mf5HN)
Wish we had found out what info was gleaned from that, but we never did.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2015 12:30 PM (E6RIJ)
And we probably never will, at least until the statute of limitations runs out.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (0O2Lr)
Posted by: Coolio
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Hopefully enough states have enough people who feel like you do.
Posted by: Roy
_______________
I definitely don't think there's going to be a "Trump Prize" if he gets the nomination, it will probably only make the Establishment wing that much stronger as they'll have a trainwreck to point to. But at least Trump is willing to throw some punches.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 12:13 PM (1BQGO)
Mr. Seuss was a doctor too.
Posted by: Killerdog at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (ZjsZ5)
Wait...
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (jW2R5)
He just ungirded his loins.
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (wAQA5)
So what? He wasn't going to hold Hillary to account.
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Jeb! Bush at October 21, 2015 12:32 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: GBruno at October 21, 2015 12:32 PM (u49WF)
I cannot believe the Dems are sticking with the grafter currently under FBI investigation as their top choice.
Are we going to have a Toricelli moment much later in the nomination process? That would be the Chicago way, no?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 12:32 PM (NOIQH)
So what? He wasn't going to hold Hillary to account.
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ocf1)
One word: entertainment.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2015 12:32 PM (2Ojst)
Anyone think candidate Trump won't play those sound bites all day, every day? Florida and Pennsylvania are easily in play.
And Pennsylvania's a big get.
I mean, who wouldn't want Pennsylvania?
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2015 12:32 PM (XiVKO)
Wish we had found out what info was gleaned from that, but we never did.
Posted by: IrishEi
___________
I honestly think is there was anything like that, the Clintons would have used it in the primary. I just can't see scenario where they wouldn't.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:33 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: Uncle Festus at October 21, 2015 12:33 PM (OiFtZ)
What does that mean?
Posted by: Miss80sBaby
Joe's a screamer.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at October 21, 2015 12:33 PM (VAsIq)
Shees
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 12:33 PM (zOTsN)
Gee, it's too late to get out of bed and go to work.
It's too late to pay the rent so fuck the landlord.
I was gonna cut the lawn but its too tall now.
There wasn't enough time to get the homework done so I just played GTA.
Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2015 12:33 PM (MrZJR)
Posted by: Progtard at October 21, 2015 12:33 PM (1DH1V)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: no good deed at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (lVU49)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at October 21, 2015 12:33 PM (VAsIq)
Dammit Jill, I told you to stop swiping my "Shredder" strap-on!
Posted by: Moochelle at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (2Ojst)
Are we going to have a Toricelli moment much later in the nomination process? That would be the Chicago way, no?
Posted by: Lizzy
_______________________
The FBI can't charge somebody, it would have to be the Justice Department and why would Obama's Justice Department hand Republicans that gift?
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: In Exile at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (QThya)
Posted by: Jeb! Bush
So do the Democrats.
Hillary?
Under FBI investigation, including charges that would bar her from ever serving public office again.
Bernie?
Crazy old socialist.
The other dudes?
Not even worth mentioning by name.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: GBruno at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 21, 2015 12:28 PM (YjDyJ)
Can shoot his mouth off with no political ramifications? So basically business as usual.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Progtard at October 21, 2015 12:33 PM (1DH1V)
*ahem*
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Hikary at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (LYCUN)
Biden was prevented from running because a mole within the democrat party would have exposed Joe for always wiping his dick on the drapes in hotels to show his displeasure with the services.
Posted by: Democrat Party Undercover at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (YXmuI)
It means he's available to talk to the FBI
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (ztOda)
On the other hand, Jill Biden's jump shot is probably as good as Obama's.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (nEDX+)
Posted by: @votermom at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (foA+b)
look forward to the SJW shrieking on the left that image will ensue. Worth. It.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:36 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 12:36 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2015 12:36 PM (MrZJR)
Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 21, 2015 12:31 PM (mf5HN)
The "poor" Onion will have three journalists accredited to Trump's hair alone.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 12:36 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:36 PM (qCMvj)
He's out now.
Then he'll see Hillary tanking more.
Then after the preseason is over... blammo... he'll be back in to ride to the rescue.
Posted by: Brett Favrerere at October 21, 2015 12:36 PM (lqmAz)
Posted by: Doc Brown at October 21, 2015 12:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: brak at October 21, 2015 12:37 PM (xwPSp)
Posted by: In Exile at October 21, 2015 12:37 PM (QThya)
Posted by: Bigby's Mangled Manicure at October 21, 2015 12:37 PM (3ZtZW)
Bet that wouldn't go over real well with the liberal ruling class.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 12:37 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2015 12:37 PM (XiVKO)
Jill Biden is a doctor so she's brilliant!
Ben Carson is a doctor but he's stupid!
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (u0lmX)
look forward to the SJW shrieking on the left that image will ensue. Worth. It.
Posted by: LizLem
She should have dressed up in a blue dress.
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (0O2Lr)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (3U4+k)
Ok, I am now in sympathy with the TFHP (tin foil hat people) who believe it is all set up by some cabal at some camp or burgermiester conference and the candidates are selected for you and they don't care which one gets elected.
The power of nomination is much greater than the power of the vote.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (MrZJR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 12:36 PM (JtwS4)
Lots of tweets about how 2015 Biff Tannen looks like Trump. Hah, Biff wishes! Not enough gold plating.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (hvf9s)
Presidential speedos hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2015 12:39 PM (8ZskC)
That's a scream of an image. Note also the absence of mirrors...not that they'd show anything, but still.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 12:39 PM (LUgeY)
- LBJ
Who was it who said "if nominated I will flee the country, if elected I will fight extradition"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 12:39 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Corky at October 21, 2015 12:39 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at October 21, 2015 12:39 PM (S7x7a)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 12:39 PM (zOTsN)
He's out now.
Then he'll see Hillary tanking more.
Then after the preseason is over... blammo... he'll be back in to ride to the rescue.
Posted by: Brett Favrerere
Yeah..."I didn't want to run, but it seems circumstances are forcing me to enter the race for the good of the nation..." He gets points for being the reluctant hero.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (VAsIq)
Actually I don't know that I have any reservations that we'll get our own Hugo C if that happens cuz the 99.5 % of us who can't buy exceptions will have about the same misery whether we get Hildabeast or Bernie Socialist and with Bernie there might at least be some schadenfreude as the real fat cats get a taste of what they advocate for main street.
Posted by: PaleRider at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (iA/+T)
Hey, we have to have dreams before they can come true.
Posted by: GBruno at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (FkBIv)
Jill Biden is a doctor so she's brilliant!
Ben Carson is a doctor but he's stupid!
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (u0lmX)
Now for your final test, Ms. Biden: put the four wooden shapes back on the puzzle where they belong. You have ten minutes.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (2Ojst)
The power of nomination is much greater than the power of the vote.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
_________________
If the "fix" is in, Jeb at single digits in his own state where he was the last Governor means the "fixers" aren't very good at their job.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (fefoA)
Best case -- the FBI puts together a strong case for indictment, DoJ sit on it, time passes, after it is too late to Torricelli a new candidate - someone leaks it.
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (ztOda)
Depressing, isn't it?-but believe it:
Experience counts-when Hillary Clinton casts doubts on others by saying that they don't support gun control, women's rights, veterans and soldiers benefits we should believe her.
Clinton is true to her word. Her plan is to go beyond words, while others would be content to be just a figurehead or write another speech
Susan Davniero
(And actual letter in the "NY Post"Today)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (No/ki)
WikiLeaks
ANNOUNCE: We have obtained the contents of CIA Chief John Brennan's email account and will be releasing it shortly.
12:07 PM - 21 Oct 2015
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (qCMvj)
that, the Clintons would have used it in the primary. I just can't see
scenario where they wouldn't.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:33 PM (fefoA)
~~~I think what has happened is that they all have dirt on each other. However, at this point (Hillary's last possible chance) she and Bill are willing to blow everything up if she is denied the presidency. They probably weren't willing to do that back in 2008 figuring that they still had one more opportunity.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (hvf9s)
TDB has a story up today where the writer for BTTF2 states that they absolutely based 2015 Biff on Trump.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (gW5Vg)
Jill Biden is a doctor so she's brilliant!
Ben Carson is a doctor but he's stupid!
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at
One's a PH.D
One's a MD
One has a dick
One doesn't
One's white
One's not
You need a rules book when you contrast the two
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (3U4+k)
I suspect you're right since it's not like the *isn't* plenty of dirt on him, they just weren't able to get it in time with his practically coming out of nowhere.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 12:38 PM (0O2Lr)
Contemplating Hillary! dressed as Monica Lewinsky for Halloween... Mind. Blown.
*insert your Clinton BJ jokes here*
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: sad Moron at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
---
Dear Vajayjay Sefton, it's never too late to make the transition!
I wish Josephine the best of luck with xer new life!
And as for you, Drew, why do you have a name that could also be female? What are you trying to tell us?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 21, 2015 12:41 PM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at October 21, 2015 12:41 PM (eOpVe)
Yes, that's how far things have sunk.
Lincoln Chaffee must have eaten all the glue and left none for Joe.
Posted by: Damiano at October 21, 2015 12:41 PM (XItbt)
Posted by: SH at October 21, 2015 12:41 PM (gmeXX)
This is the Spite Fuck election
Dems hate their nominee. We hate the GOPe
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 12:17 PM (zOTsN)
"Spite fuck election." And we're the spitefuckees.
Posted by: joncelli at October 21, 2015 12:42 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Commodities Guy at October 21, 2015 12:42 PM (jW2R5)
Sanders is the Washington Generals to her Harlem Globetrotters. He's only there to make her look good and give her someone to defeat.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 21, 2015 12:42 PM (JxMoP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 12:42 PM (VPLuQ)
Where have all the flowers gone? It smells in here.
If I had a hammer I would crush Joe's brain pan for him before he could Turn! turn! turn! into the next President.....
Posted by: Zombie Pete Seeger at October 21, 2015 12:42 PM (D0NZx)
It means he's available to talk to the FBI
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:35 PM (ztOda)
Ha. IF only.
Posted by: Lea at October 21, 2015 12:43 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2015 12:43 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Slow Joe at October 21, 2015 12:43 PM (G9gd2)
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 21, 2015 12:43 PM (YEPX5)
"... and, if nominated, I will not accept."
- LBJ
Who was it who said "if nominated I will flee the country, if elected I will fight extradition"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 12:39 PM (JtwS4)
Mo Udall of AZ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shermanesque_statement
Posted by: Clockhmed at October 21, 2015 12:43 PM (1DH1V)
Posted by: Lincoln Chafee at October 21, 2015 12:43 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Sean Connery at October 21, 2015 12:44 PM (KrAjA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 12:44 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: cjw at October 21, 2015 12:44 PM (UJ59J)
Posted by: Jill Biden at October 21, 2015 12:44 PM (1DH1V)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:44 PM (wAQA5)
It used to be that Democrats fell in love and Republicans fell in line.
Used to be. Seems that script has flipped.
Posted by: A Liberal AoS Reader, Really! at October 21, 2015 12:44 PM (nlhCS)
2015 Biff or alternate-1985 Biff?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 21, 2015 12:45 PM (JxMoP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (gW5Vg)
Makes sense!
From the 80's to now (Bloom County's focus on Trump, for example), Trump has been living rent free in people's heads for decades. More than we probably realize, Rather impressive!
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:45 PM (hvf9s)
... just after I washed my IROC on the White House driveway.
Posted by: Joke Biden at October 21, 2015 12:45 PM (lqmAz)
Vag wins!! VAG WINS!!!
Vote Vag in 2016!!
I'm thinking of having my woman dye me in Red, White, & Blue for the Inauguration! What say y'all?
Of course, the only one who will see it will be Huma......unless I do the Basic Instinct trick at the post-Inaugural Dinner........Hmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at October 21, 2015 12:45 PM (voSja)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 12:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: IrishEi
____________
I never thought the whole "birther" thing was smart for conservatives to engage in. After all, if Obama was born in Kenya to a mom that was an American citizen, how it that any different than Ted Cruz being born in Canada?
I will say though that whole thing stank to high heaven with his birth certificate but I still contend if there was a smoking gun the Clintons would have found it and used it. Even if it meant a President John McCain.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:45 PM (fefoA)
The only way she would get a fair look at her record is if Biden ran against her in the Primary.
I don't get this. Why? Romney had JEF on the ropes until he let Candy Crowley ass fuck him on national TV and then went Harvey Milquetoast for the rest of the campaign. Hillary isn't half the candidate Obama was AND the country is much worse off than it was in 2012. Any R who attacks and keeps attacking should be able to take her down.
Speaking of...
I may just vote Trump at this point because I think we'll lose regardless. Might as well be entertaining.
Not close to my top choice, but he's showing the other candidates how to win. If only some of them are smart enough to listen to Trump and not the Steve Schmidts and Nicole Wallaces of the world.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2015 12:46 PM (7PWSU)
Ben Carson is a doctor but he's stupid!
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at
it's worse than that if you hadn't seen
Lefty Professor: Racists 'Control' Ben Carson, Who's 'Steeped In Their Brand of Tea'
...In a Sunday screed, Oliver-Velez, an adjunct professor of anthropology and women's studies at SUNY New Paltz, charged that Carson "has become the antithesis of the civil rights struggle, directly attacking the gains we have made and are fighting to hold onto...He is not the first black man or woman used by those whose foot is on our necks to co-sign their ideology and practices, and he won't be the last. Nor is he the first to profit from it."
...He has become the antithesis of the civil rights struggle, directly attacking the gains we have made and are fighting to hold onto. He embodies a "great black hope" agenda for white tea partiers, and racists who are willing to forgo their racism as long as the black person they control is steeped in their brand of tea...
...This black woman will be thinking of you as I cast my ballot for the Democrats on the ticket in the spring, middle finger held high and pointed in your direction.
http://newsbusters.org/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:46 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bigby's Mangled Manicure at October 21, 2015 12:47 PM (3ZtZW)
I really don't care who wins at this point. The American people are now just a mob. And mobs NEVER pause, self-evaluate, and change course. They continue on in their error.
We're just a democracy now, and I mean that in the same pejorative sense that our Founders did.
Posted by: Sam In Va at October 21, 2015 12:47 PM (JsDSm)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2015 12:47 PM (UzPAd)
*cackle cackle*
Posted by: Hillarious! at October 21, 2015 12:48 PM (k8tEg)
I wish Josephine the best of luck with xer new life!
And as for you, Drew, why do you have a name that could also be female? What are you trying to tell us?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 21, 2015 12:41 PM (VJ3W
Yeah, those gender neutral names are really weird.
Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 21, 2015 12:48 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 21, 2015 12:48 PM (VJ3W8)
Oh, wait.... They don't. It takes a PhD in education he would get that level of respect.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 12:48 PM (1BQGO)
on it, time passes, after it is too late to Torricelli a new candidate -
someone leaks it."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of Torricelli-ing in a new candidate that it's never too late, as long as you have a compliant judiciary on your side?
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2015 12:48 PM (noWW6)
OK, this could get interesting.
Brenan is rumored to have converted to Islam, and he's been a proponent of making Iran the stabilizing power in the ME --- even before Obama's presidency. Lord knows who he's talking to and what they're talking about.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 12:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2015 12:46 PM (7PWSU)
This. Attack, attack, attack. If you aren't attacking you aren't winning. Even when you say stupid shit, use it to attack.
Posted by: Jollyroger at October 21, 2015 12:49 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 21, 2015 12:49 PM (3T0tP)
It's been a useful litmus test though. Any lefty that screamed bloody murder about Birthers yet turns around and denounces Cruz as illegible to run? Illuminate their unseriousness asa critical thinker. (Not that we needed this to prove that about them, but still.)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:49 PM (hvf9s)
Adjunct professor? You mean this useless scrunt has a real job somewhere else? Let me guess....the DMV....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2015 12:49 PM (KrAjA)
Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 21, 2015 12:48 PM (mf5HN)
I know, right??? I mean what the fu......oh.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2015 12:49 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Lincoln Chafee at October 21, 2015 12:43 PM (LYCUN)
You jest but Canada's new PM actually said that we must "rethink the elements of space and time."
Which even surpasses Gerardo Rivera-grade stupidity and makes me wonder if Biden sired the Boy King of Ottawa.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 12:50 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Iblis at October 21, 2015 12:51 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 21, 2015 12:51 PM (ppaKI)
I don't know. I think Hillary! is more unelectable than Biden. Sure she locks down the single pissed off woman vote, but they vote lockstep dem anyway. By doing so, she turns off, well men as shes pretty much been doing her whole life. Men are more swing votier and would give Biden a look.
Posted by: Jollyroger at October 21, 2015 12:51 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2015 12:49 PM (gW5Vg)
Hah.
Cochran! Ticked anyone off yet today?
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2015 12:51 PM (hvf9s)
Yeah, those gender neutral names are really weird.
Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 21, 2015
Love ya Empress
Posted by: Kim, Kelly & Pat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2015 12:51 PM (9mTYi)
How hammered will Hillary! be tonight?
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: phreshone at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (qh617)
If he had announced, his candidacy would never have gotten off the ground. These are professionals, not amateurs.
Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (JrKKc)
How hammered will Hillary! be tonight?
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (wAQA5)
This morning?
Posted by: In Exile at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (QThya)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (l3vZN)
Yeah, the "doctors" don't even have Ph.D.'s, they have Ed.D.'s. Which is stupidly easy to get, for a doctoral degree. You can get an Ed.D. *online*.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (lVU49)
Didn't Jill B have a Boxeresque episode during the '08 election season over someone neglecting to use her academic title? I seem to remember laughing about that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (u093l)
So let's see, an [adjunct professor of anthropology AND, God help us, women's studies at SUNY New Putz?
Now there's a towering intellect, no doubt.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (oKE6c)
The Ravage probably has a master key to your panic room, you know.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (9krrF)
anthropology and women's studies at SUNY New Paltz, charged that Carson
"has become the antithesis of the civil rights struggle, directly
attacking the gains we have made and are fighting to hold onto...He is
not the first black man or woman used by those whose foot is on our
necks to co-sign their ideology and practices, and he won't be the last.
Nor is he the first to profit from it."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:46 PM (qCMvj)<<<
Makes so much sense, this does not.
White people want to hold their foot to black people's necks by rallying behind a brilliant doctor and possibly elevating him to the highest office in the land... which in the process
Posted by: Yoda at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM (lqmAz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (wAQA5)
This morning?
Posted by: In Exile at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (QThya)
It's always 3 o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM (ptc6F)
Brenan is rumored to have converted to Islam, and he's been a proponent of making Iran the stabilizing power in the ME --- even before Obama's presidency. Lord knows who he's talking to and what they're talking about.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 12:49 PM (NOIQH)
there must be a reason for the timing
that's all I can think
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM (qCMvj)
the '08 election season over someone neglecting to use her academic
title? I seem to remember laughing about that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (u093l)
Yeah, some people are so pretentious.
Posted by: Dr. Heidi Fleiss at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 21, 2015 12:55 PM (YEPX5)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2015 12:34 PM (UzPAd)
And this my friends is just another example of why the HQ has the most entertaining threads and commenters, hands down.
Posted by: Blano at October 21, 2015 12:55 PM (C3E0x)
Speaking of...
I may just vote Trump at this point because I think we'll lose regardless. Might as well be entertaining.
Not close to my top choice, but he's showing the other candidates how to win. If only some of them are smart enough to listen to Trump and not the Steve Schmidts and Nicole Wallaces of the world.
Posted by: Weirddave
________________
I honestly don't believe Candy Crowley is the reason Romney lost the election, she was WAY out of line but if Romney dressed her down in the middle of the debate, I don't see the election turning out differently.
The big mistake was letting that fat bitch be a debate moderator, everyone saw that coming a mile away.
Romney's team messed up on their ground game, that was about 80% of the problem.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:55 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 21, 2015 12:55 PM (oVJmc)
Today I took one for the team, but the promises made will more than make my family wealthy and set the long term agenda for me to live a life of luxury well into the future. It's all good for Team Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 12:55 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: SH at October 21, 2015 12:41 PM (gmeXX)
By the insanity of cthulhu, I read that and my first thought was wait the Cubs have a day game today? I thought they weren't going to stomp all over my heart shaped cavity until 8ish tonight.
So, yes, I am glad to see the emstompening won't be until 8:28, 8:31 tops.
Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 21, 2015 12:55 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:55 PM (ztOda)
No, that would be bad because the Dems could then have someone step into the general election, say Lizzy Warren, and this new candidate would have no baggage/no wounds from mixing it up during the primary. It would be like the Bob Toricelli maneuver.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 12:56 PM (NOIQH)
How hammered will Hillary! be tonight?
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (wAQA5)
Go on......
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at October 21, 2015 12:56 PM (voSja)
So let's see, an [adjunct professor of anthropology AND, God help us, women's studies at SUNY New Putz?
Now there's a towering intellect, no doubt.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (oKE6c)
she writes at the Daily Kos
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 12:57 PM (qCMvj)
Romney's team messed up on their ground game, that was about 80% of the problem.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 12:55 PM (fefoA)
I agree. He just didn't fight.
We need someone willing to kick their teeth in and curb-stomp 'em when they're down.
Posted by: Iblis at October 21, 2015 12:57 PM (9221z)
Hillary drunk again tonight is not good news. I will be forced to answer the call and help her onto the Sybian for a sobbing, screaming climax.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at October 21, 2015 12:58 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 12:28 PM (9krrF)
----------------
This has been my take the whole time. Biden's choice was MAYBE be President when the SHTF or go private and rake in the millions living the life of leisure that all dream of but very few obtain.
Hard choice.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 12:59 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (iA/+T)
No, they won't get a taste of the bad shit coming our way. Fat cats never do.
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2015 12:59 PM (cCEFD)
We need someone willing to kick their teeth in and curb-stomp 'em when they're down.
Posted by: Iblis
and take down a bunch off those Tuesday Morning Republicans along the way - collateral damage.
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 12:59 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM (No/ki)
Nah, that LA Raza Castro has that locked up
Posted by: Jollyroger at October 21, 2015 01:00 PM (t06LC)
"has become the antithesis
[she means apotheosis]
of the civil rights struggle, directly
attacking the gains we have made and are fighting to hold onto...
[she's doing this, of course. The gains, such as they are, are non-whites achieving the Presidency, done by one person so far. Having a second non-white solidifies it]
He is
not the first black man or woman used by those whose foot is on our
necks to co-sign their ideology and practices, and he won't be the last.
Nor is he the first to profit from it."
[given that she works for a University this is left as an exercise for the reader...]
Posted by: Bigby's Mangled Manicure at October 21, 2015 01:00 PM (3ZtZW)
This pampered academic light-weight is complaining that a superb pediatric neurosurgeon sets the civil rights movement back?
LOL!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 01:00 PM (NOIQH)
Everyone, that is, other than the establishment Republican hacks who are in the GOP's delegation to the Commission on Presidential Debates.
How about an unmoderated debate for once? Might learn something.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2015 01:01 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: nodnol at October 21, 2015 01:01 PM (l8a2X)
Posted by: Dr. Heidi Fleiss at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM
I know, right?
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at October 21, 2015 01:01 PM (KrAjA)
I honestly cannot think of even five hardcore Gov. Bush supporters (excluding family) off the top of my head.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 21, 2015 01:01 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 21, 2015 01:02 PM (YEPX5)
Posted by: LizLem
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No, they'll point to the hypocrisy of the whole thing if say Cruz gets the nomination and Trump endorses him.
Trump has said if Obama was born in Kenya, he's ineligible. How is that any different than Ted Cruz being born in canada? Except there's no argument that Ted Cruz was indeed not born in America.
At the end of the day, no court will nullify a Presidential election, so I guess it's moot anyway
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:02 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:02 PM (fefoA)
Can't say we didn't try.
Posted by: Florida Supreme Court at October 21, 2015 01:03 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: not that Slow Joe at October 21, 2015 01:03 PM (DPvCq)
What about ME, Dad? Now, I become a punch-line to a 'Joe Biden grabs hooters of biker-chick" joke.......
Oh......wait a minute.
Posted by: Zombie Beau Biden at October 21, 2015 01:03 PM (voSja)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 21, 2015 12:40 PM (iA/+T)
No, they won't get a taste of the bad shit coming our way. Fat cats never do.
Posted by: troyriser
If the dead cat bounce is high enough, they'll feel the burn also.
And they'll be as effective as Mr. Howell.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 01:04 PM (Gv8zm)
According to reports, none of the documents obtained in the apparent hack contained classified information.
Wow. You'd think Brennan and Johnson would know how to secure their personal email (unless they exploited an AOL bug?).
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 01:04 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 01:05 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:02 PM (fefoA)<<<
The citizenship requirement is a tax!
Posted by: Chief Justass John Roberts at October 21, 2015 01:05 PM (lqmAz)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 21, 2015 12:53 PM (oKE6c
Yup, can't, understand, normal thinking
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2015 01:06 PM (9mTYi)
Hillary drunk again tonight is not good news. I will be forced to answer the call and help her onto the Sybian for a sobbing, screaming climax.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at October 21, 2015 12:58 PM (OiFtZ)
Hi, Huma! *puckers lips and blows kiss* See you tonight, usual time? *hic*
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at October 21, 2015 01:07 PM (voSja)
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 21, 2015 01:07 PM (YEPX5)
According to reports, none of the documents obtained in the apparent hack contained classified information.
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OK, so links to cat videos it is.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:07 PM (LXJ1e)
All he has to do now is throw Hillary under the bus next summer and leave Dims with no candidate. Then because fairness he be allowed to run. We all know that his #1 priority is trashing the Constitution.
Posted by: tbodie at October 21, 2015 01:07 PM (wmyHK)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 01:08 PM (XUKZU)
Sometimes, a guy has to get in line, per se.
Posted by: Giordano Bruno now gender specific at October 21, 2015 01:08 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at October 21, 2015 01:08 PM (Jj/2n)
Damifiknow what.
Posted by: creeper at October 21, 2015 01:08 PM (Hh8cI)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2015 01:09 PM (wAQA5)
enjoy it; next year is gonna be bad. Very, very bad
Posted by: English guy who makes tangential comments at October 21, 2015 01:09 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Done and Done at October 21, 2015 01:09 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 01:09 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 01:08 PM (XUKZU)
*looks left and right nervously, pretends to be 'not here'*
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at October 21, 2015 01:09 PM (voSja)
Joe lies.
Cue the "Draft Uncle Joe" movement from the wacko left (but not quite so wacko as to go for Daft Grandpa Bernie).
Posted by: filbert at October 21, 2015 01:09 PM (/j9PE)
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 21, 2015 01:10 PM (Jj/2n)
Posted by: Done and Done at October 21, 2015 01:09 PM (Y8P5w)
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Ha.
Sure, Hillary will win it all.
Hell, the Dems hate Hillary so much that they are running to an out and out Socialist.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:11 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 21, 2015 01:12 PM (YEPX5)
Despite the GOPe bumbles, this could be good news for the the republicans getting the presidency.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 21, 2015 01:12 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: Sheriff Joe-Joe at October 21, 2015 01:12 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Yoda
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The time has come for soneone to put her foot down, and that foot is me!
Posted by: Dean Oliver-Velez at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Done and Done at October 21, 2015 01:09 PM (Y8P5w)
Yeah, what it said! You mean, ole' conservatives, always bein' so wacko-bird silly about balanced budgets, upholding immigration laws, and thwarting our Democrat friends' plans for the country....SHAME! SHAME!! *sighs, then goggles hysterically*
Posted by: GOPe Spokestool at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (voSja)
HOWEVER, now that Hillary's nomination is basically assured, we need someone who will not pull any punches in rightfully trolling Hillary about all her crimes and failures. And I think only maybe Trump, Jindal, and Cruz will do it boldly. (Am I missing anyone? ) A lot of others will be consumed by concerns of fake civility, aka cowardice.
Let's not bring up the fact that Jeb awarded the Grandmonster an award for being awesome not too long after her negligence led to the death of 4 Americans at the hands of terrorists and she lied her spreading behind off in the presence of the dead bodies and in front of their families.
That alone should disqualify Jeb from seeking the nomination.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (uyrlv)
It wasn't the reason but it was the turning point. He let her get away with it, and then went all soft. I am sure that his advisers were telling him "Tone it down, its time for you to start looking "presidential"." And he did. And he lost. Compare first debate ad its aftermath to second debate.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2015 01:14 PM (7PWSU)
That needle would barely move.
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 21, 2015 01:14 PM (Jj/2n)
Posted by: Silky Pony 2016! at October 21, 2015 01:14 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:14 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Andy Bernard at October 21, 2015 01:14 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 01:14 PM (ztOda)
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He can go on the lecture circuit. " I said, 'Barack, that Osama bin Laden is one evil dude and we need to do him.' Just like that. True story."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 01:15 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (LA7Cm)<<<
That fool realized he had no chance. Leave the runnin' to us really worthy candidates.
Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at October 21, 2015 01:15 PM (lqmAz)
Posted by: Jprs at October 21, 2015 01:16 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: seamrog at October 21, 2015 01:16 PM (x23Hd)
When was this ever true?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2015 01:16 PM (rwI+c)
The Clintons and Bushes have been tight for many years. The Bush clan is big on civility and making friends across the aisle. This is why we've see GHW Bush and Clinton pal around for years -- despite all of the backstabbing of his son by the Clintons (and their crew).
Jeb would never, ever go hard against Hillary. That would be impolite and ungentlemanly.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 01:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Over and Done at October 21, 2015 01:18 PM (JO9+V)
How could he disregard the words of a dying veteran?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2015 01:18 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:19 PM (LXJ1e)
This pampered academic light-weight is complaining that a superb pediatric neurosurgeon sets the civil rights movement back?
LOL!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 01:00 PM (NOIQH)
over their dead bodies will they allow the GOP to elect a woman or black or other minority POTUS before them
they will do whatever it takes
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 01:19 PM (qCMvj)
Hillary!, hell Trump is pissing on his family and Jeb can barely get it up.
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 01:19 PM (ztOda)
"Congressman Paul Ryan (R., Wis.) told fellow Republicans members on Tuesday evening that he will not pursue immigration reform legislation if he is elected Speaker of the House next week.
A spokesman for the Ways and Means Committee chairman said that Ryan does not believe President Barack Obama to be an honest broker on the immigration issue, and would avoid the divisiveness that comes with immigration reform efforts while Obama remains in the White House."
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 21, 2015 01:19 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 01:19 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2015 01:19 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) mutters at October 21, 2015 01:19 PM (rwI+c)
>>>I honestly don't believe Candy Crowley is the reason Romney lost the
election, she was WAY out of line but if Romney dressed her down in the
middle of the debate, I don't see the election turning out differently.
It wasn't the reason but it was the turning point. He let her get
away with it, and then went all soft. I am sure that his advisers were
telling him "Tone it down, its time for you to start looking
"presidential"." And he did. And he lost. Compare first debate ad its
aftermath to second debate.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2015 01:14 PM (7PWSU)<<<
Candyland Crowley was the Steve Bartman of the 2012 election.
He didn't cause the Cubs to lose either... but just helped guide the way to the inevitable failure.
Posted by: Clark, the Cubs mascot, rooting for the Mets to close things out at October 21, 2015 01:19 PM (lqmAz)
Let's not bring up the fact that Jeb awarded the Grandmonster an award for being awesome not too long after her negligence led to the death of 4 Americans at the hands of terrorists and she lied her spreading behind off in the presence of the dead bodies and in front of their families.
That alone should disqualify Jeb from seeking the nomination.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (uyrlv)
That's the only 3 I can think of.
Cruz is my man, but he's been too busy taking the high road. If he's gonna attack, he better start soon.
Trump's not my guy yet, but as someone said earlier, if we're going down anyways, might as well make it entertaining, so he's #2 on my list.
I like Jindahl, but so far I'd rather watch paint dry than listen to him. Needs to step it up a lot.
Posted by: Blano at October 21, 2015 01:20 PM (C3E0x)
I'm fine with that.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2015 01:20 PM (7PWSU)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (uyrlv)
Well, as much of a long shot as she looks right now, Carly would be in a great spot to boldly call out Hillary. Right away the argument of sexism has taken a back seat (though Hillary's pant suits do make one wonder).
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 21, 2015 01:20 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM (No/ki)
Nah, that LA Raza Castro has that locked up
Posted by: Jollyroger at October 21, 2015 01:00 PM (t06LC)
or jarrett
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 01:20 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2015 01:20 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Real Everyday American at October 21, 2015 01:21 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Weirddave
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I just think that's pretty inside baseball. Romney absolutely destroyed Obama in the first debate, the one that actually mattered.
Was there a voter out there that would have pulled the lever for Romney had he gone more negative against Crowley? Not sure that voter really exists. Had a completely different moderator been at that debate, I still think the end result would have been the same.
Every campaign tries to play that line between beating up your opponent and not coming off too negative that you turn people off. Romney was just not very good at being a "scorched earth" candidate, so they wanted to play the more statesman role.
Ultimately, our side lost us the election, had the same coalition come out in 2004, we would have won easily. What Candy Crowley did or did not do should be irrelevant,
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:21 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) mutters at October 21, 2015 01:19 PM (rwI+c)
FIFY!
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at October 21, 2015 01:21 PM (voSja)
"Hard against Hillary..."
Really? That might be the most repulsive image I have ever encountered on this blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2015 01:21 PM (UROnJ)
Yeah, so I'm shocked Biden has decided to forego his life's ambition in favor of Hillary. He must know the Country's going straight into the crapper in 2016 and beyond and he wants to move out of DC to an undisclosed location.
Posted by: simplemind at October 21, 2015 01:21 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Tailgate Supplies at the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2015 01:21 PM (hLRSq)
I guess Ryan is not trying to hide that he's an Amnesty backer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) mutters at October 21, 2015 01:21 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bruno, streamlined for gender clarity at October 21, 2015 01:22 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (LA7Cm)
rallying cry
or as Fauxcohantas might say "circle the wagons!"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 01:22 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) mutters at October 21, 2015 01:22 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2015 01:22 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 21, 2015 01:20 PM (DlmoZ)
Can't believe I forgot Carly! My sexism is showing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:22 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 21, 2015 01:14 PM (Jj/2n)
Thought you had pills for that.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 21, 2015 01:22 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2015 01:23 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 12:54 PM (No/ki)
Nah, that LA Raza Castro has that locked up
Posted by: Jollyroger at October 21, 2015 01:00 PM (t06LC)
Castro will be the pick so Democrats can say they are the party of diversity, of course ignoring all the variety on the GOP side.
Posted by: Blano at October 21, 2015 01:23 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (LA7Cm)
Wait - I thought Webb was going to run as an independent in order to split the Republican vote and hand everything over to Hillary? You mean to tell me that glorious plan - I mean ridiculous conspiracy theory - isn't true?
Darn - I mean - oh, good.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Tailgate Supplies at the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2015 01:23 PM (hLRSq)
Gonna be a lot of "Executive Actions" in the next 8 years. Might be time to stack up on canoe accident supplies.
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2015 01:24 PM (q177U)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2015 01:24 PM (qH+fk)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 21, 2015 01:22 PM (vgIRn)
With thoughts of Hillary? There just aren't enough pills
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 21, 2015 01:24 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:13 PM (uyrlv)
I am not sure how much Trump will go after Hillary. So far, he's very soft on her. It might his strategy to win the GOP nom first, then go after her, but he's been hesitant to burn that bridge so far. There seems to be something there between them ($$$).
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 01:24 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2015 01:24 PM (qH+fk)
Upon hearing the news a coworker 58 year old advanced degree liberal white male said that this means Hillary's going to be the nominee and that he's probably not going to vote at all. (Because he'd never consider voting for a republican.)
Going to be historic low turnout election in states where legalized marijuana is not on the ballot.
Posted by: simplemind at October 21, 2015 01:24 PM (xVRrG)
or as Fauxcohantas might say "circle the wagons!"
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I thought it was more "Rape the horses and steal the women!"
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 01:25 PM (XUKZU)
So he'll just wait 18 months or so then ram it down our throats, that's what he's really saying.
Posted by: Blano at October 21, 2015 01:25 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Jojo Biden at October 21, 2015 01:25 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2015 01:26 PM (qH+fk)
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2015 01:26 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 01:26 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Jojo Biden at October 21, 2015 01:26 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:21 PM (fefoA)
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My view is that Romney's team did not do a good job in Ohio, Virginia or Florida.
I was living in Virginia at the time and it was like 10:1 Obama ads to Romney ads. And the Obama ads were all singularly focused negative attack ads on Romney.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:27 PM (LXJ1e)
With Biden gone, I'm hoping for a Hillary grand mal seizure to eliminate the field so I can step up and win the nomination and move to Pennsylvania Avenue with the rest of my tribe. WaaaaaHoooo!
Posted by: Lizzy "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren at October 21, 2015 01:27 PM (OiFtZ)
@wccubbison 5m A lot of unions delayed endorsement vote to avoid pressuring Biden. Will be interesting to see what they do and when
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 21, 2015 01:27 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:28 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2015 01:26 PM (qH+fk)
Yeah, what's up with that??
Posted by: Blano at October 21, 2015 01:29 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Weirddave
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When GOPers want to appear tough and manly, they attack those to the right of them. Sigmund Freud was traumatized as a child as he saw his father passively stand there and smile as antisemitic thugs mocked and bullied him. That's how I feel when I watch the GOPe interact with leftist media types. I suspect that is a large part of Trump's and Cruz's appeal.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 21, 2015 01:29 PM (VJ3W8)
Upon hearing the news a coworker 58 year old advanced degree liberal white male said that this means Hillary's going to be the nominee and that he's probably not going to vote at all. (Because he'd never consider voting for a republican.)
Going to be historic low turnout election in states where legalized marijuana is not on the ballot.
Posted by: simplemind at October 21, 2015 01:24 PM (xVRrG)
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I agree. Last year there were a lot of "Ready for Hillary" bumper stickers, now, not so much.
A lot of Dems will not vote, especially if Trump is in and they think he is a closet liberal.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:29 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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To me, that is the real question. I could easily see Trump cutting a deal with the Clintons where he gets to build a Clinton Foundation skyscraper for an endorsement. Would anyone really be surprised at such an arrangement? be honest.
Trump has gone after Fox News a lot harder than he has Hillary.
He still in contention for my vote, but just sayin'.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:29 PM (fefoA)
Ah ain't noways tahrrred...
Posted by: LaHillary Jackson-Clinton /i] at October 21, 2015 01:30 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2015 01:26 PM (qH+fk)
Yeah, what's up with that??
Posted by: Blano at October 21, 2015 01:29 PM (C3E0x)
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Other websites are doing this on my mobile browser (Safari).
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:30 PM (LXJ1e)
I was living in Virginia at the time and it was like 10:1 Obama ads to Romney ads. And the Obama ads were all singularly focused negative attack ads on Romney.
Posted by: Make America Great Again
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Romney was not a perfect candidate by any means, but I truly think his campaign operation was more to blame than the candidate himself.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:31 PM (fefoA)
"Some stupid fool believes you are going to vote for Hillary and placed her campaign sign in your yard. You might want to take this sign down so as not to be taken for for a dumbass"
And place that on their signs.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 21, 2015 01:32 PM (DlmoZ)
I doubt he'll go soft on Hillary. I think he really wants to win this thing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:33 PM (uyrlv)
http://bit.ly/1QTMd6Z
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 01:33 PM (JtwS4)
inches of page from where you've scrolled down to after the page finally
finishes loading.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2015 01:26 PM (qH+fk)
Yeah, what's up with that??
Soon.
Posted by: Minx 0.7 beta at October 21, 2015 01:33 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 21, 2015 01:33 PM (ry4ab)
With Webb and Biden both out, there is room for O'Malley to give it the fight-dirty old college try. You know he's dying to.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 21, 2015 01:33 PM (kfcYC)
inches of page from where you've scrolled down to after the page finally
finishes loading.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2015 01:26 PM (qH+fk)
Yeah, what's up with that??
Soon.
Posted by: Minx 0.7 beta
#twoweeks!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 01:34 PM (Gv8zm)
With Webb and Biden both out, there is room for O'Malley to give it the fight-dirty old college try. You know he's dying to.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
_____________________
Do you really think the Obama Justice Department will hand the White House over to the Republicans?
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:34 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:28 PM (uyrlv)
It takes a really special type of person to exploit their own dead child for political gain, and by 'special' I mean evil and twisted and thank God this man won't be a heartbeat away from the presidency after the next election.
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2015 01:34 PM (cCEFD)
1. Announce not running
2. FBI arrests Hillary
3. Profit!!111!!!
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It could happen....
Posted by: exdem13 at October 21, 2015 01:35 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 21, 2015 01:33 PM (kfcYC)
Rally to O'Malley!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Tailgate Supplies at the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2015 01:35 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 21, 2015 01:35 PM (HrBwt)
President "Fetch Us Coffee"?
I doubt it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 01:36 PM (Gv8zm)
"I think every opportunity my mom has, she proves again and again why
she should be our next president. I know I'm very biased, and I actually
think I'm even more biased now as a mom than as a daughter because I
feel like I have a different stake in the future because of my daughter,
Charlotte."
Okay that's barf inducing...
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And Grandma agreed to release the cat unharmed.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 21, 2015 01:36 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Grump928(C) mutters at October 21, 2015 01:36 PM (rwI+c)
Romney was not a perfect candidate by any means, but I truly think his campaign operation was more to blame than the candidate himself.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:31 PM (fefoA)
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As the one who picked the team, it is his fault. It was something he was preparing himself for since being governor of Massachusetts. If you portray yourself as some super competent executive, massive failures in your organization are your fault, plain and simple.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:36 PM (LXJ1e)
He did, but this is where is bluster annoys me. It's just tough guy words.
I seriously doubt that he could name 5 Secs o' State and compare and contrast their accomplishments with Hillary's.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 01:37 PM (JtwS4)
How do you figure that Ted Cruz is a write -in?
Posted by: Mortimer at October 21, 2015 01:37 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:31 PM (fefoA)
The candidate is always to blame for the failure of his own campaign. There is no 'more to blame' here.
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2015 01:37 PM (cCEFD)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
________________
Usually when the topic of Hilary comes up, he'll say something like "she's going to be indicted" which is pretty mealymouthed in my opinion.
I believe he's out for blood if he calls Hillary out as a enabler for Bill Clinton to be a sexual predator.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:37 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) mutters at October 21, 2015 01:38 PM (rwI+c)
then drop out of the race
Why?
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Trump is a big Clinton donor, and was approached by Bill, who helped talk him into the race.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 21, 2015 01:38 PM (HrBwt)
I'll still vote for the guy, I guess.
What the hell does it matter, anyway?
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2015 01:39 PM (q177U)
He has refused to place blame on Bill Clinton for 9/11, too. But what should we realistically expect from a longtime Clinton donor and friend?
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 21, 2015 01:40 PM (YjDyJ)
I've felt a great disturbance in the Force, as millions of Democrats
cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something
terrible has happened.
Terrible for the Dems, that is. Now they're stuck with the corrupt, uncharismatic crone.
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You got it. I sense political shenanigans going on here. Shrillary is not popular, and would actually be the good candidate for GOPe to oppose. And against Trump, the woman has no chance. I refuse to believe that the Democrats would give up without the primaries even starting.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 21, 2015 01:40 PM (ry4ab)
The Benghazi/e-mail investigation has been successfully painted as partisan.
Thanks Kevin McCarthy.
Not a nation of laws.
Posted by: Mark in Portland at October 21, 2015 01:40 PM (DpRZj)
Posted by: troyriser
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If you want to say "these people shouldn't have been hired by the candidate" than I agree, but I think too many on our side try and say "if Romney had only said this or that" in the debate when really it was more than likely the people that were in charge of voter contact that dropped the ball.
Romney was a FAR better candidate than George W. Bush but Bush had a FAR better campaign team.
Compare Romney and Bush's 2004 debate. It didn't seem to matter that Bush had probably the worst Presidential debate in my living memory. His team dragged him across the finish line.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:41 PM (fefoA)
He did, but this is where is bluster annoys me. It's just tough guy words.
I seriously doubt that he could name 5 Secs o' State and compare and contrast their accomplishments with Hillary's.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 01:37 PM (JtwS4)
So what. Just say she's no Thomas F. Bayard and that's that.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:41 PM (LXJ1e)
Considering how Obama treated his brother in 2007-20008 campaign as well as blaming him for everything* during his presidency......?
No respect due.
None. Zero. Nada.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 01:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: McCain - 2016! at October 21, 2015 01:42 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 21, 2015 01:40 PM (YjDyJ)
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Bull, he said Clinton was at fault too.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:43 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 01:43 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 21, 2015 01:38 PM (HrBwt)
Yeah, riiight. He gave her a couple of hundred G, which is chump change for guy of his means. Just enough money to pay for protection of his enterprises in Dem-mob controlled New York, and no more. Just your standard graft.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2015 01:44 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 01:37 PM (JtwS4)
Um, Hillary has no positive accomplishments aside from increasing global warming by flying all those miles. All he would need to do is go down a rather impressive list of abject failures - Benghazi, missing billion $, Middle East....
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:44 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:36 PM (LXJ1e)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
Posted by: POTUS 0Bola at October 21, 2015 01:45 PM (voSja)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 21, 2015 01:45 PM (HrBwt)
Despite the GOPe bumbles, this could be good news for the the republicans getting the presidency
I am interested in your new fangled definition of "good news".
Posted by: simplemind at October 21, 2015 01:45 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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Yea, crazy that some people are suspicious of running a Republican that made max donations to Hillary and had her as a guest of honor at his wedding.
And his daughter is also besties with Chelsea Clinton.
Tin foil hat stuff.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:45 PM (fefoA)
and what? Has he been offered the Satrapy of New Jersey or something?
Posted by: Grump928(C) mutters at October 21, 2015 01:45 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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But we've got to overlook stuff like that to win like the dems. 99% of what they say is 99% horseshit that could not survive a minutes scrutiny (like the pp videos were doctored). Yet liberals give this a pass and rally behind the people who deliver (not that I really have any hope he will deliver, but he's the one most on point at this point).
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 21, 2015 01:46 PM (VJ3W8)
Assuming Bush (with or without delegate shenanigans) gets the nomination. So now we are looking at Bush vs. Clinton.
How many of us stay home on election day? Write in? Vote Bush anyways? Vote Hillary to accelerate the decline?
Just curious where you all stand.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 21, 2015 01:47 PM (DlmoZ)
And his daughter is also besties with Chelsea Clinton.
Tin foil hat stuff.Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:45 PM (fefoA)OK, then, slick, so what's in it for Trump? What does he get for throwing the election?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 01:48 PM (X6fMO)
"I wonder what caulk tastes like?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Tailgate Supplies at the Outrage Outlet!
Taste's beautiful, especially the special sauce at the end..... Oh, 'Caulk". Never mind.
Posted by: Barky McFukstik at October 21, 2015 01:48 PM (kfcYC)
Assuming Bush (with or without delegate shenanigans) gets the nomination. So now we are looking at Bush vs. Clinton.
How many of us stay home on election day?
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I stay home
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 21, 2015 01:48 PM (HrBwt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2015 01:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 21, 2015 01:45 PM (HrBwt)
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Yes, that is why Jeb! will pull a Crist Christie. But that won't work because Trump is no GHW Bush or Bob Dole.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:48 PM (LXJ1e)
If so, it has not been widely reported. I fully understand he is essentially pushing soft trutherism in an attempt to hurt Jeb Bush; what I fail to understand is why. As of right now, it seems highly unlikely that he (Jeb) wins the nomination.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 21, 2015 01:50 PM (YjDyJ)
They have been pushing him hard and it hasn't worked. You don't want Jeb? Then don't vote for Jeb.
"Assuming Bush (with or without delegate shenanigans) gets the nomination. So now we are looking at Bush vs. Clinton."
Why are we supposed to assume that Jeb is the nominee? He can't get himself ahead of the rest of the people not named Trump.
"Just curious where you all stand."
You mean the past few months of blistering commentary isn't enough?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Tailgate Supplies at the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2015 01:50 PM (hLRSq)
so what's in it for Trump? What does he get for throwing the election?
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Perot got Social Security remittance business for his wife's company, along with the opportunity to screw the guy who busted up his private tax exempt zone with NAFTA.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 21, 2015 01:51 PM (HrBwt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2015 01:53 PM (rwI+c)
Assuming Bush (with or without delegate shenanigans) gets the nomination. So now we are looking at Bush vs. Clinton.
How many of us stay home on election day? Write in? Vote Bush anyways? Vote Hillary to accelerate the decline?
Just curious where you all stand.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 21, 2015 01:47 PM (DlmoZ)
WTF, why even make the assumption? Trump is has 7 times the support of Jeb!
That's like asking "assuming you order cheesy broccoli casserole and your waiter gives you pickled beets, do you eat them?"
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:53 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:53 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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What does he get for running for President nearly every election for the last 25 years? Fame and recognition?
I mean Trump was a "has been" and now he's probably the most famous celebrity on the planet right now.
I'm not saying he'll "throw" the election if he gets the nom, but I could easily see him cutting a deal with the Clintons if he loses the nomination.
That doesn't mean I won't vote Trump, I think he has hit a Silent Majority issue with regards to the 3rd world invasion, but that doesn't mean he's above criticism or skepticism.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:54 PM (fefoA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 21, 2015 01:51 PM (HrBwt)
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Perot already had that business.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 01:54 PM (LXJ1e)
How many of us stay home on election day?
__________
Clinton would easily win, but it will be a crazy low turn out on both sides.
Their side though is more transactional than ours, as long as Hillary assures the Free Shit Army they'll get paid, they'll show up.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:57 PM (fefoA)
Assuming I'm either a.) still in this country and can legally vote, or b.) I've snuck back into the country as "Juan-Manuel Rodriguez" and have been handed a pre-completed Voting Ballot by a DNC worker, I will NOT be voting.
At that point, what difference will it make if a GOPe or Democrat gets in?
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at October 21, 2015 01:57 PM (voSja)
As just one example just look at the Rezko affair. Exactly eight years ago Obama was a target of the investigation just as much as Blagovich was. There's documentary proof of this in the publicly available court docket. Among other crimes, Rezko controlled the State Hospital Board and solicited bribes for approvals. There was evidence that Obama was involved. But no MSM outlet would go there.
But it gets to a point where a prosecutor can't indict a winning Presidential candidate, no? Will we see a repeat with Hillary?
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 21, 2015 01:57 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 01:54 PM (fefoA)
that's different from saying he'll throw the election. I think it's unlikely he'll cut a deal with the Clintons, but I'm not going to say it won't happen.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 21, 2015 01:58 PM (uyrlv)
If it's whiteback weaner wacobender Yeb, then I will vote Trump if he's running independent, and write him in if he's not. At the very least we must punish the GOP, not necessarily to letit burn, but as discipline, or operant conditioning.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 21, 2015 01:59 PM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: heartofdarkness at October 21, 2015 01:59 PM (cXln4)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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I never said he'd throw the election, I don't think anyone who got the nomination could ever be offered anything that would surpass the real possibility of being President.
But I could see a stalking horse dynamic or a sore loser dynamic occurring.
Posted by: Coolio at October 21, 2015 02:01 PM (fefoA)
This man wanted to run for President and NOW he realizes that the political system has a timetable? Jeez-Louise. Didn't he learn the value of the 'late entry strategy' from his boss?
Posted by: Dave A at October 21, 2015 02:04 PM (GV37l)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 21, 2015 02:05 PM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 21, 2015 01:50 PM (YjDyJ)
Soft trutherism?!
Jeb! statement is that W "kept us safe". I guess that's right if you don't include the two largest buildings in the the largest city in the US coming down in a heap of fire and steel killing 3,000+, a direct attack on the Pentagon and by the grace of God and brave Americans an unsuccessful attempt at destroying the Capital.
Why is he going after Jeb!? Because that is a point of separation between him and the others that allows for him to pick up more independents. The Bush name is pretty much mud, but is still tied to the Republican party. If you are going to be the Republican nominee, you better be absolutely clear that you will not be Bush III.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 02:06 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2015 02:06 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 21, 2015 02:06 PM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 21, 2015 02:08 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2015 02:09 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 21, 2015 02:11 PM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 21, 2015 02:13 PM (VJ3W8)
*cough*
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 21, 2015 02:14 PM (0dcbp)
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I'll start with the first SoS and go through Hillary:
1. Did not give atomic bomb to Iran
2. Did not give atomic bomb to Iran
3. Did not give atomic bomb to Iran
etc
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 02:32 PM (XUKZU)
And I keep mentioning this, and no one seems to get it. Trump's daughter Ivanka converted to Judaism when she married. Her kids are being raised as Jews. Don't you think that just maybe Trump is a bit interested in having a President that supports Israel?
He's not running to throw the election. He's running to win it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 21, 2015 03:22 PM (5HBd1)
Don't fret, Joe. I'm sure there'll be an ambassadorship in Benghazi for you...
...If there's a God in Heaven
Posted by: Mobius1 at October 21, 2015 03:25 PM (8ADbt)
Posted by: heartofdarkness at October 21, 2015 03:30 PM (cXln4)
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2015 03:42 PM (oiXOv)
Posted by: Ned Reid at October 21, 2015 07:13 PM (3Jeh3)
And you fkng morons fall for it, ev'ry time. Take my brainz, please.
Posted by: Wax the Jungle Hog at October 21, 2015 07:30 PM (lqeGC)
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