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Biden Contradicts Clinton Claim on Bin Ladin Raid, Rewrites His Own History of Advice On That Raid As Well

During the debate, Hillary Clinton claimed that she told Obama to go get bin Ladin.

Biden says no, she didn't: He says only two people gave firm advice on the raid, and neither was Hillary Clinton.

Biden said that only two advisers -- then-CIA Director Leon Panetta and Defense Secretary Robert Gates -- gave definitive answers on whether Obama should carry out the raid, contradicting Clinton’s claim she fully backed the mission.

"Panetta said go, Bob Gates said don't go," Biden said during a panel discussion with former Vice President Walter Mondale at George Washington University.

Biden also contradicted Biden's previous account of advice given on the raid. Previously, Biden himself says he warned Obama not to execute the raid. This was when Biden was trying to puff up Obama, claiming that Obama was tough and strong like bull. His idea of how to make Obama seem to tough was to say that Obama went against the advice of Super Genius Joe Biden.

"Mr. President, my suggestion is, don't go," Biden told lawmakers, according to The New York Times. "We have to do two more things to see if he's there."

But now he finds that bit of history inconvenient, especially with Hilary claiming she advised in favor of the raid. So Biden offers up this unconvincing, convoluted new tale:

The vice president disputed claims he opposed the mission. He said he privately supported the raid, but while in a room with other advisers, recommended that Obama wait to verify whether bin Laden was actually in the Abottabad, Pakistan, compound before launching the strike.

Biden said he only advised Obama to go when the two were alone to avoid boxing the president in on a decision.

He also takes a not-so-subtle shot at Hillary by musing that Republicans are not his enemy, unlike some people he could name, and that he has Republican friends.

Meanwhile... A source close to Biden says "I think it's fair to say something will break this week."

bidenhillary.jpg
Do you smell that...? That's the smell of fear,
and Axe Body Spray

Posted by: Ace at 12:47 PM




Comments

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1 Foist

Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 20, 2015 12:49 PM (U6f54)

2 It's all sniper fire, all the time.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 12:49 PM (XiVKO)

3
Altwrnate post title:

Gutsy Calll...Made By All

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 12:51 PM (3yWsK)

4 It's almost like Biden is a lying liar who lies.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 20, 2015 12:51 PM (tvdXm)

5 I can name Biden's fucking GOP friends collectively, they go by the name GOPe, and they are deep and complete suckers of cock.

Posted by: maddogg at October 20, 2015 12:51 PM (xWW96)

6 Success has many Fathers in Law ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at October 20, 2015 12:52 PM (qOsoH)

7 Blue on blue, heartache on heartache...

Posted by: Countrysquire,celebrating White History Month at October 20, 2015 12:52 PM (eEBON)

8 Biden said he only advised Obama to go when the two were alone to avoid boxing the president in on a decision.

If he's telling the truth that's actually the correct way to have played it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 12:52 PM (JtwS4)

9
In b4 Brian Williams says he advised obama to "go," too!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 12:52 PM (3yWsK)

10 Back in '08 I became a crazy fan of Obama because of Herself's impending coronation. I was for anybody that could take down The Haggard Queen.

Stupid me. Look what that wrought.

But now it's deja vu all over again, and I find myself wishing Biden would drop the news and start to bash H. The fucking media would jump on the Joe bandwagon and make it a massacre.

But Biden is more electable than Herself, IMHO. We're fucked either way.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 20, 2015 12:53 PM (U6f54)

11 Success has a million fathers, Failure is always an orphan.

Posted by: The 40 million members of the French Resistance at October 20, 2015 12:53 PM (1Rgee)

12 Hey everybody-- according to CNN, Canada's election results are really bad news for US conservatives!... somehow. Of course they ignore Britain, Australia and Switzerland's latest elections. I can't stand listening to these fuckers gloat whenever a left wing party somewhere in the universe wins.

Posted by: Naes at October 20, 2015 12:53 PM (Ypc8j)

13 Ace to the barrel

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2015 12:53 PM (zt+N6)

14 So, advising "don't go" in public and "go" in private wouldn't box him in?

He's pander game is strong, but his lies suck.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 12:53 PM (XiVKO)

15
IF biden is telling the truth??


hahahahaha!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 12:54 PM (3yWsK)

16 Lean on me...

Posted by: Countrysquire,celebrating White History Month at October 20, 2015 12:54 PM (eEBON)

17 Woah, man! Go kill Aladdin? That'll just piss off Robin Williams!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe-Joe at October 20, 2015 12:54 PM (JmGFJ)

18 I'm just glad that Biden doesn't think that some of his fellow Americans are his worst enemies.

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at October 20, 2015 12:54 PM (zp6Kj)

19 I'd say this fairly screams that Biden will run.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 20, 2015 12:55 PM (1Uguo)

20 Biden's plugs vs Hillary!'s cankles, uneven match I think.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 20, 2015 12:55 PM (tvdXm)

21 Retard rumble!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 12:55 PM (XUKZU)

22 Biden is stupider, more incompetent and even creepier than Hildabeast.

Which means.....He is a shoo in.

LIV Nation Rules bitchez!!!!!

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at October 20, 2015 12:55 PM (3ZttN)

23 Smell my finger!

Posted by: Choo Choo Joe! at October 20, 2015 12:55 PM (ucB75)

24 A Democrat lied? Get the fuck out.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 12:55 PM (0LHZx)

25 He also takes a not-so-subtle shot at Hillary by musing that Republicans are not his enemy, unlike some people he could name, and that he has Republican friends.

They're all about six feet tall, have fur and look like rabbits.

And only he can see them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2015 12:55 PM (LUgeY)

26 Biden is a slimy goofball and a pathological liar. "That's the ticket!"

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 20, 2015 12:56 PM (fMQoG)

27 Biden doesn't do much thinking at all. He is on the level of a Paramecium I would estimate. Swimming away from a hot needle would be about the extent of his intelligence.

Posted by: maddogg at October 20, 2015 12:56 PM (xWW96)

28 Slow Joe is a pansexual politician, in that he has romantic notions about all parties.

I learned the definition of 'pansexual' just today and I never for a moment thought it would apply to anything in my immediate circle of existence today. Boy, was I ever wrong!

Posted by: MTF at October 20, 2015 12:56 PM (TxJGV)

29 I for one welcome our new italic overlords, they gotta be better than cankles or plugs.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 20, 2015 12:56 PM (tvdXm)

30 Meanwhile... A source close to Biden says "I think it's fair to say something will break this week."

I will break wind.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 12:57 PM (FkBIv)

31 What? Biden confuses naptime dreams with reality?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 20, 2015 12:57 PM (VAsIq)

32 How does that italics stuff happen??

It's kinda funny though to see who gets barreled.

Posted by: Blano at October 20, 2015 12:57 PM (C3E0x)

33

What difference does it make, what a Democrat says one minute and then the next?

None what-so-ever.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 20, 2015 12:57 PM (qCMvj)

34 Joe Biden may not think Republicans are his enemies but he probably thinks they are black peoples. "They're gonna put y'all back in chains!"

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2015 12:57 PM (zt+N6)

35 My God, it's full of bullshit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2015 12:58 PM (8ZskC)

36 Guess Joe is going after the Peggy Noonan RINO contingency.

Posted by: Wendy at October 20, 2015 12:58 PM (bpemY)

37 Maybe the MSM might be interested in Biden's public remarks following the raid that got a lot of the SEAL team who performed the raid killed?

Gonna take credit for that, to, Joey?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 12:58 PM (NOIQH)

38 We no longer have any official record...

This administration has destroyed or altered records, and there is no longer any way to get to the TRUTH of what is happening, even down to what people are saying...

From Cost of Living, to Unemployment.... even unto TEMPERATURE Readings from the past... they are altering records at whim, for political reasons...

Why do we think we will EVER know the truth about the Bin Laden Raid?

They DESTROYED THE EVIDENCE....

Now, the only reason to destroy evidence, is to cover up either a Crime, or a political F up....

Posted by: BB Wolf at October 20, 2015 12:58 PM (qh617)

39 It would be interesting to see whose side the media would take.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 20, 2015 12:59 PM (JxMoP)

40 I was against it before I was for it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 12:59 PM (FkBIv)

41

"I think it's fair to say something will break this week."

A new Hillary cackle?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 20, 2015 12:59 PM (qCMvj)

42 Ace, Biden is Schrodinger's Candidate -

http://tinyurl.com/p5r5gxr

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2015 12:59 PM (LUgeY)

43 I'm amazed at the slant this thread has taken...

Posted by: sans_sheriff at October 20, 2015 01:00 PM (+RDoJ)

44 Obama wanted to go get Bin Laden himself but Crazy Joe stopped him by grabbing his bike helmet and running away with it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2015 01:00 PM (8ZskC)

45 All highly amusing on an impersonal level. As for the country I love? Not so f'ing much.

Posted by: Victoriano WHO-wherta at October 20, 2015 01:00 PM (53yqf)

46 And they fix it right as I crack a joke. Nuts.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at October 20, 2015 01:00 PM (+RDoJ)

47 I haven't Joe's suits in years, but back in the day he had pretty crispy creases.

Posted by: David Brooks at October 20, 2015 01:00 PM (TxJGV)

48 ...Something will break this week...

He's got a spotty weld on one of his Trans-Am's mufflers.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:00 PM (XiVKO)

49 Meanwhile... A source close to Biden says "I think it's fair to say something will break this week."

The seal on a new jar of paste.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)

50 Yes.... of course we'll take the campaign contribution from Bwando!

Its got Electrolytes!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 01:01 PM (qh617)

51 Ace, close italics tag. Main page is all italics after this post.

Posted by: rebel flounder at October 20, 2015 01:01 PM (1DH1V)

52 Biden is a slimy goofball and a pathological liar.

-
So his Rethug friend is Boehner.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:01 PM (XUKZU)

53 It should be interesting to look at Jenyus Joe's college transcripts. I'm sure they will impress.

Posted by: maddogg at October 20, 2015 01:01 PM (xWW96)

54
49 Meanwhile... A source close to Biden says "I think it's fair to say something will break this week."

The seal on a new jar of paste.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)


Waiting on the Hillary Testimony.... duh....

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 01:01 PM (qh617)

55 Joe thinks the Presidential Speedo would fit him just fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2015 01:02 PM (8ZskC)

56 How does that italics stuff happen??

It's kinda funny though to see who gets barreled.


Ace brung it on when he updated the post.

Let's not send him to the Barrel, he'll just curl up for an enjoyable nap.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 01:02 PM (JtwS4)

57 "I think it's fair to say something will break this week."

A lot of Clinton campaign skulls. Stay out of [H]er way.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 20, 2015 01:02 PM (qCMvj)

58 I'm of the opinion that the truth is whatever suits their purposes on any given day.

Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2015 01:02 PM (zoehZ)

59 Biden reliving Biden, oh how amusing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:02 PM (yddCj)

60 >>Biden is a slimy goofball and a pathological liar.

I suspect that there's a cunning side to Biden that has allowed him to stay in power for so long. Like Nanny Pelosi - dumb, but cunning enough politically to attain and keep power.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

61 56
How does that italics stuff happen??



It's kinda funny though to see who gets barreled.



Ace brung it on when he updated the post.



Let's not send him to the Barrel, he'll just curl up for an enjoyable nap.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 01:02 PM (JtwS4)


And a snack.

Posted by: rebel flounder at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (1DH1V)

62 Main page is all italics after this post.


Oh, that's a new one!

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (JtwS4)

63 The Onion is going to have some fun with Joe's stumbling run for the White House.

Posted by: MTF at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (TxJGV)

64 I don't think that you're my enemies; I think that you're terrorists. And some of my best friends are terrorists.....what?

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (326rv)

65 I suspect that there's a cunning side to Biden that has allowed him to stay in power for so long. Like Nanny Pelosi - dumb, but cunning enough politically to attain and keep power.

Didn't I warn you about these people?

Posted by: Friedrich Hayek at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (8ZskC)

66
You hear this?

It was leaked that George W Bush told some of Jeb's. big money donors he doesnt like Ted Cruz.

1. I believe it.
2. Not surprising.
3. My opinion of Bush cant get much lower, he is nearly at obama levels.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (3yWsK)

67 Meanwhile, Jim Webb is quitting as a Donk and may run as an Independent because he wants to lose the same ballgame twice.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:04 PM (XUKZU)

68 Remember this: Al queada is alive once again and over 100 government motors drivers and the Boxwood GM plant in Delaware are dead!!

You're welcome.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 01:04 PM (326rv)

69 He also takes a not-so-subtle shot at Hillary by musing that Republicans are not his enemy, unlike some people he could name, and that he has Republican friends-ace

What a fucking dunce. The same republican friends he has are the same ones Hillary has. Swear to god the friendship tree in D.C. looks like a telephone pole.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:04 PM (yddCj)

70 They all lie!

Posted by: Carol at October 20, 2015 01:05 PM (sj3Ax)

71 Which one is wearing the Axe?

Posted by: teh Wind at October 20, 2015 01:05 PM (B3WUC)

72 Truth is what gets me what I want.

- Every Donk Ever

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:06 PM (XUKZU)

73 66
You hear this?

It was leaked that George W Bush told some of Jeb's. big money donors he doesnt like Ted Cruz.

1. I believe it.
2. Not surprising.
3. My opinion of Bush cant get much lower, he is nearly at obama levels.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (3yWsK)

Mentioned in the EMT. My take....

CRUZ ++++++++

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 20, 2015 01:06 PM (fWAjv)

74 It should be interesting to look at Jenyus Joe's college transcripts. I'm sure they will impress.
Posted by: maddogg


They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls' back porch.

Posted by: Carnac at October 20, 2015 01:06 PM (FkBIv)

75 Look at that crease!
Like a fukkin RAZOR!

Posted by: David Brooks at October 20, 2015 01:06 PM (QM5S2)

76 I think it was Panetta who had to drag Preznit Gutsy-Call off of the golf course to make a decision as the SEALS were in place and a decision had to be made.

Posted by: Cheri at October 20, 2015 01:06 PM (oiNtH)

77 I'm skeptical until he makes a formal announcement to run. Tired of the constant theater.

Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2015 01:07 PM (Fmupd)

78 I think GW is trying to give Cruz a bump.

Posted by: maddogg at October 20, 2015 01:07 PM (xWW96)

79 @63 You're kidding right?

Posted by: Vincent Vega at October 20, 2015 01:07 PM (53yqf)

80 Jeez, Joe, you can't just make stuff up. You're not a journalist.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:07 PM (XUKZU)

81 Which one is lying?

Why choose when you can have them both!

My Bazooka Bubble gum fortune says: The truth will not be found there.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 20, 2015 01:07 PM (BZAd3)

82 GWB don't like Ted Cruz, but he loves him some ROP.

Posted by: maddogg at October 20, 2015 01:07 PM (xWW96)

83 >>It was leaked that George W Bush told some of Jeb's. big money donors he doesnt like Ted Cruz.

Somebody will be along momentarily to explain that those Bushes are good boys who dindu nuffin.

Posted by: a phoenician sailor at October 20, 2015 01:07 PM (uEmgg)

84
Yeah, Cruz's stock went up.
GW Bush's stock went down.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (3yWsK)

85 safe to say...it's on.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (lxrIV)

86 It was leaked that George W Bush told some of Jeb's. big money donors he doesnt like Ted Cruz.

1. I believe it.
2. Not surprising.
3. My opinion of Bush cant get much lower, he is nearly at obama levels.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (3yWsK)

Mentioned in the EMT. My take....

CRUZ ++++++++

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

Well, on the bright side, I can start taking bets on when my asshole inlaws suddenly find respect for the views of the "idiot imbecile George dubya bush".

So I got that goin' for me.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (326rv)

87
Meh,, whatever,,, I've got this...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (HSmrB)

88 "Do you smell that...? That's the smell of fear,
and Axe Body Spray"

------------

Huma loves it! Both the fear AND the Axe.

Posted by: Hillary! and Her Rainbow Exoskeleton at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (vd4oB)

89 Biden's biggest enemy is his own mouth. If anything beats him, it will be that.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (hsCpX)

90 I'm skeptical until he makes a formal announcement to run. Tired of the constant theater.

-
Joe likes the attention. He's like a toddler throwing his food on the floor.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (XUKZU)

91 Biden's toughest decision in decades - should I pinch her ass or not?

Posted by: Jean at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (ztOda)

92
Photo caption:

"Should I cop a feel? Nah."

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2015 01:09 PM (wAQA5)

93
Joey Biden: This is what happened. I said, Mr. Prezzy, remember when FDR went on TV and told the American people about the bombing of the Alamo? He said we had to do something and we fought the French and won our independence. Now you've got to take out this Bin Ladle guy but I'll give you all the credit for it in public

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2015 01:09 PM (493sH)

94 77 I'm skeptical until he makes a formal announcement to run. Tired of the constant theater.
Posted by: Soona

That's the way the game is played. Wonder if the Obama bundlers can swing it for the crazy uncle Joe. Lot of people to put into place for the caucuses/primaries.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:09 PM (yddCj)

95 Biden and Clinton are both remorseless liars, so who the fuck knows what was really said?

Biden probably said don't go because he thought Abbottabad was in Argentina and Hillary probably just mumbled something and sipped a martini.

Posted by: UGAdawg at October 20, 2015 01:09 PM (NAlbk)

96 "Should I cop a feel? Nah."
Posted by: wth


I thought they told me to feel a cop!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 01:10 PM (FkBIv)

97 "I actually like Dick Cheney, for real," Biden said. "I get on with him. I think he's a decent man."


OK, I like that.

Another shot at Hillary?


"We've had two great secretaries of State, but when I go, they know that I am speaking for the president," Biden said.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)

98 89 Biden's biggest enemy is his own mouth. If anything beats him, it will be that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (hsCpX)


Joe is like a catfish, huge mouth powered by a 3 cell brain.

Posted by: maddogg at October 20, 2015 01:10 PM (xWW96)

99 "I think it's fair to say something will break this week."

Like Hillary!'s exoskeleton, or her wind.

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 20, 2015 01:10 PM (vd4oB)

100 62
Main page is all italics after this post.





Oh, that's a new one!

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 01:03 PM (JtwS4)


inorite, at least the center frame is italics. Comment 17 killed it for this thread, so I suspect it's in the image caption of this post.

Posted by: rebel flounder at October 20, 2015 01:10 PM (1DH1V)

101 In responding to Biden's charges, Hillary was heard to say, "What do you think looks better on my cape at coronation... I mean inauguration, ermine or mink?"

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 20, 2015 01:11 PM (BZAd3)

102 And can't anyone just show the new socialists some back-of-the-napkin math that the top 1% would have to pay 1.3 mil per year in taxes, every year, just to pay for all the shit we're supposed to be paying for now?

Compound interest is a mofo, and compounding deficits even moreso.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:11 PM (XiVKO)

103 TeH DoNaLd vs Slow Joe would be an interesting debate. Trump is too Dark Triad to back down onstage and Joe is too stupid to ever shut up. I predict an old man fight.

Posted by: a phoenician sailor at October 20, 2015 01:11 PM (uEmgg)

104 71 Which one is wearing the Axe?

Posted by: teh Wind at October 20, 2015 01:05 PM (B3WUC)


Hmmm... Axe?

Which one looks like Lizzy Borden?

Posted by: BB Wolf at October 20, 2015 01:12 PM (qh617)

105 Biden probably said don't go because he thought Abbottabad was in Argentina and Hillary probably just mumbled something and sipped a martini.

Posted by: UGAdawg at October 20, 2015 01:09 PM (NAlbk)



Biden: Not what happened. I told him, if we take out Abbottbad then we've got to take out Costellobad too. Because if Abbott has gone bad so has Costello.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2015 01:12 PM (493sH)

106 JOE BIDEN HAS ELECTROLYTES!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at October 20, 2015 01:12 PM (vd4oB)

107 Great picture! I remember when I took that photo.

I was looking at Hillary's shoulders and thinking "Joe, would you give those a rub if you had a chance?"

The answer from me was a resounding "NO!"

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 01:12 PM (S+el1)

108 Billy the Kid's gang was called The Regulators. I have no idea what it means but it sounds cool. This recent photo they found of them they are all playing croquet. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (iQIUe)

109 If we try to decide who's the bigger liar between Hillary and Biden, are we looking at number of lies, size of the lies or just the lair's body mass?

Posted by: Dang at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (2oWD2)

110 Two go in to DebateDome and none leave?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (e0Bua)

111 I learned the definition of 'pansexual' just today

It means lover of goats I think...

Biden is a quandary to me because even though I know he's a liar and probably an asshole, when I see him I can't hate him. He has that affable thing down pat. Dangerous.

Posted by: Lea at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (lIU4e)

112
Photo caption:

"Hmmm. If she were only 47 years younger."

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (wAQA5)

113 http://tinyurl.com/oplx9n3


Judicial Watch today released new State Department documents that raise more questions about the September 11, 2012, terrorist attack on the U.S. Special Mission at Benghazi, Libya. The documents show the White House contacted YouTube over an Internet video as one of its first moves after the initial attack.



That'll show those jihadi bastards!

So there was another vid they had cued up to blame.


The documents detail that only three hours after the initial attack on U.S. personnel in Benghazi, the White House contacted YouTube in an apparent effort to initially blame the assault on an obscure 'Pastor John video,' rather than filmmaker Nakoula 'Mark' Basseley Nakoula.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (fWAjv)

114 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?

Posted by: Killerdog at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (tvdXm)

115 "From Cost of Living, to Unemployment.... even unto TEMPERATURE Readings
from the past... they are altering records at whim, for political
reasons..."

All of the numerical metrics collected by Fedzilla have now been so extensively gamed and massaged and altered that they are no longer fit for purpose. They're meaningless.

Whomever the next President is will be facing the equivalent of attempting to pilot a plane, in the dark, in heavy weather, with an untrusted instrument panel.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (noWW6)

116 Joey Biden: This is what happened. I said, Mr. Prezzy, remember when FDR went on TV and told the American people about the bombing of the Alamo? He said we had to do something and we fought the French and won our independence. Now you've got to take out this Bin Ladle guy but I'll give you all the credit for it in public
Posted by: TheQuietMan


That ain't how I remember it.

Posted by: Sen. Blutarski (I-Confusion) at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (326rv)

117 It's pretty friggin' bad when three liars can't remember the lies they told to each other after they plotted and planned to lie to the American people.

Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (UzPAd)

118 "Something will break this week"

Can I hope that what will break is both of their desires to run in anymore campaigns, but instead have a wish to "serve rather than be served" and to devote time to working at a food pantry, homeless shelter or with meals on wheels?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (GERXL)

119 between Hiildabeats, the socialist and Biden....I'll take Biden.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (0LHZx)

120 Which are those bushes that smell like cat-piss?

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (XiVKO)

121 I just wanted to smell her hair, like I always do with the ladies. But her hair smelled like motor oil, and hate.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (vd4oB)

122 114 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?
Posted by: Killerdog at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (

One that had been urinated on by a dog.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (yddCj)

123 Hillary really doesn't like Biden. eh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2015 01:15 PM (GERXL)

124 You mean a president who had his approval ratings drop into the 20s, betrayed conservatism at every turn (just like his father), and gave the Democrats massive majorities in the House and the Senate doesn't like Cruz? Good. I'll be voting for Cruz.

Posted by: Naes at October 20, 2015 01:15 PM (Ypc8j)

125 Whomever the next President is will be facing the equivalent of attempting to pilot a plane, in the dark, in heavy weather, with an untrusted instrument panel.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (noWW6)

________

I'm free.

Posted by: Ted Striker at October 20, 2015 01:15 PM (0LHZx)

126 So Trump has said he wouldn't mind Carson on his ticket. I think I smelled this cooking a month ago.

Posted by: maddogg at October 20, 2015 01:15 PM (xWW96)

127 It's pretty friggin' bad when three liars can't remember the lies they told to each other after they plotted and planned to lie to the American people.
Posted by: Fritz

It's only bad if it matters. And I got elected seven fricking times doing exactly this!

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at October 20, 2015 01:16 PM (326rv)

128 The candidates may all be shit, but this is the most entertaining primary I can remember on both sides.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 20, 2015 01:16 PM (mhkbv)

129
Whomever the next President is will be facing the equivalent of attempting to pilot a plane, in the dark, in heavy weather, with an untrusted instrument panel.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (noWW6

How long til we crash?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:16 PM (yddCj)

130 89 Biden's biggest enemy is his own mouth. If anything beats him, it will be that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 20, 2015 01:08 PM (hsCpX)


Unlikely. The press loves painting him as kooky, eccentric, and charming. "Oh, that heart-warming Joe, just like your crazy Uncle."

Yeah, the one with boundary issues who can't be left alone with his nieces.

When sexual harrassment allegations were floating around for Filthy Filner, we speculated how many untold stories must have been left from his time in DC. Sometimes I wonder what will be said of Biden once he finally leaves the political stage.

Posted by: Hal at October 20, 2015 01:16 PM (hmPdt)

131 114 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?
Posted by: Killerdog at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (tvdXm)

-------------------

YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU ASK! FLEE NOW, FOR YOUR SOUL!

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at October 20, 2015 01:16 PM (vd4oB)

132 103 TeH DoNaLd vs Slow Joe would be an interesting debate. Trump is too Dark Triad to back down onstage and Joe is too stupid to ever shut up. I predict an old man fight.
Posted by: a phoenician sailor at October 20, 2015 01:11 PM (uEmgg)


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I think I would like that. Sometimes I've wished for an all-out brawl in the congress too. We're way past due for one.

Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2015 01:16 PM (Fmupd)

133 At least The Onion will have tons of fun writing about President Biden.

So we've got that going for us.

Yay.

Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 20, 2015 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

134 "TeH DoNaLd vs Slow Joe would be an interesting debate."

Biden adopted the simple strategy of just talking right over the top of what Paul Ryan was saying, to drown him out and confuse the listeners. The passive metrosexual beta male Ryan just sat there and took it.

Don Trump? Ehhhhhhh no. Trump is a bunch of things but he is not a passive beta male. Many of us may not like Trump's demeanor, but he is not going to sit there quietly while someone attempts to steal his thunder.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:17 PM (noWW6)

135 Ah, boxwood. If Hillary! were a bush, she'd be a boxwood.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:17 PM (XiVKO)

136
"Do you smell that...? That's the smell of fear, and Axe Body Spray"
..................

...and mothballs. And cabbage.

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2015 01:17 PM (wAQA5)

137 >>And can't anyone just show the new socialists some back-of-the-napkin math that the top 1% would have to pay 1.3 mil per year in taxes, every year, just to pay for all the shit we're supposed to be paying for now?


Bill Whittle did a video where he showed that even if we taxed the rich at 100% it would only pay for a month or two of what the govt. currently spends.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:17 PM (NOIQH)

138 When they want to leak, they leak to Politico.
W wanted that out there.

I like Cruz much better now & he was always my first choice.

Posted by: Carol at October 20, 2015 01:17 PM (sj3Ax)

139 A source close to Biden says, "I think it's fair to say something will break this week."




Biden: Sooner than you think .I'm having burritos for dinner tonight. I'll be breaking wind for days.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2015 01:17 PM (493sH)

140 Does someone smell elderberries?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2015 01:18 PM (e0Bua)

141 At least The Onion will have tons of fun writing about President Biden.

So we've got that going for us.

Yay.
Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 20, 2015 01:17 PM (mf5HN)




Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!


*runs over and kisses alex*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)

142 114 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?
Posted by: Killerdog at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (tvdXm)

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HUMA! AND DAVID BROCK'S POMADE!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at October 20, 2015 01:18 PM (vd4oB)

143 between Hiildabeats, the socialist and Biden....I'll take Biden.

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So what if we have to wear our underwear on the outside on Thursdays?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:19 PM (XUKZU)

144 Ah, boxwood. If Hillary! were a bush, she'd be a boxwood.


Posted by: Chupacabra

Hippophae

Posted by: Dang at October 20, 2015 01:19 PM (2oWD2)

145 Biden isn't stupid. He's a mean shrewd take no prisoners asshole. But he's not stupid. People are still calling Obama stupid, even after 7 years of wiping the floor with Republicans.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:19 PM (0LHZx)

146 Of course, the big news here is that Fritz Mondale is still alive. I never would have guessed it.

Posted by: Hermocrates at October 20, 2015 01:19 PM (KelVi)

147 Hehe Ctrl-U reveals where ace did the Barrel:

Do you smell that...? That's the smell of fear,
and Axe Body Spray

Two open tags was his error.

"Ace to the barrel" has a but since it was capitalized, it failed to stop the barrel.

Sheriff Joe-joe inadvertently fixed it, since he has a close italics tag in his nic.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 20, 2015 01:20 PM (E5UB0)

148 Real shitbags go into politics and that picture is proof.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2015 01:20 PM (Xa4vS)

149 "Panetta said go, Bob Gates said don't go," Biden said during a panel discussion, "but neither said sorry for that thing that happened in your mouth."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 20, 2015 01:20 PM (VAsIq)

150 He was against the raid before he was for it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 20, 2015 01:20 PM (LA7Cm)

151
So what if we have to wear our underwear on the outside on Thursdays?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:19 PM (XUKZU


Plumbers greatly disturbed. Remember, crack kills.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:20 PM (yddCj)

152 "Ace to the barrel" has a [ /I ] ...

I had /I in angle brackets, but pixy ate that up.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 20, 2015 01:20 PM (E5UB0)

153 128 The candidates may all be shit, but this is the most entertaining primary I can remember on both sides.
Posted by: Dave S. at October 20, 2015 01:16 PM (mhkbv)


I'm sure Mt. Vesuvius offered some spectacular sights, before the pyroclastic flow hit.

Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2015 01:20 PM (zoehZ)

154 Despite his H1B comments, I would vote for Cruz.

Posted by: Irony at October 20, 2015 01:21 PM (W+w2W)

155 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?

Posted by: Killerdog


Hagnolias.

Posted by: Dang at October 20, 2015 01:21 PM (2oWD2)

156 AlextheChick, a Bidet Presidency will further blur the distinction between The Onion and the New York Times.

Washington DC - Today President Bidet gave Caitlyn Jenner a deep and personal hug to show xir's support for xer's struggles to breakdown the barriers of fear and misunderstanding.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2015 01:21 PM (e0Bua)

157 The candidates may all be shit, but this is the most entertaining primary I can remember on both sides.

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The slapstick campaign.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:21 PM (XUKZU)

158 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?

Posted by: Killerdog

Jeb!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 20, 2015 01:22 PM (VAsIq)

159 Bill Whittle did a video where he showed that even if we taxed the rich at 100% it would only pay for a month or two of what the govt. currently spends.

Posted by: Lizzy


Well, we'll tax them at 200% just like every other industrialized country.

Posted by: Bernie the dinosaur at October 20, 2015 01:22 PM (FkBIv)

160 You know that thing where the newsies show bad pics of Republicans and great pics of Dems - they have just totally ramped that up this year. They always have pics of Trump yelling, and they always use the official campaign glamour shot of Hillary.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2015 01:22 PM (2Ocf1)

161 "Billy the Kid's gang was called The Regulators. I have no idea what it means but it sounds cool. "


I think it means that they "regulated." Ya know, like the county they were in.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 20, 2015 01:22 PM (LA7Cm)

162 f Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?



Posted by: Killerdog


Yucca.

Posted by: Dang at October 20, 2015 01:23 PM (2oWD2)

163 Real shitbags go into politics and that picture is proof.
Posted by: Seems Legit
---------------------------------------------
That is the problem I fear. Someone remarked that people like Hastert become wrestling coaches and the like because that sort of person is drawn to professions like teaching/coaching (although obviously not every one in those professions is like that).

The same is probably true for politics. The sleazy, stupid, callous, power hungry, self-aggrandizing, bitter are naturally drawn to politics.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 20, 2015 01:23 PM (E5UB0)

164 Whomever the next President is will be facing the equivalent of attempting to pilot a plane, in the dark, in heavy weather, with an untrusted instrument panel.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:14 PM (noWW6

How long til we crash?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:16 PM (yddCj)




I think the crashing is in progress. What worries me is getting to the Andes plane crash what can we eat to survive phase.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2015 01:23 PM (493sH)

165 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?



Posted by: Killerdog


Taxus

Posted by: Dang at October 20, 2015 01:23 PM (2oWD2)

166 And is it just me, or does Biden just continually ape the JFK portrait when he's trying to look thoughtful?

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:23 PM (XiVKO)

167 Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!


*runs over and kisses alex*
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)



Hmmmmph.

I suppose I'll allow it.

Just this once.

On a non-precedential basis.

Hmmmph.

Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 20, 2015 01:23 PM (mf5HN)

168 LOL Yahoo News

"For many Canadians the vote turned into a referendum on Harper's autocratic style, and their country's loss of clout on the world stage -- losing a bid for a rotating UN Security Council seat and failing to get US approval for a pan-continental pipeline first proposed in 2008."

Yeah it's Harper's fault that Obama said no to Keystone.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:24 PM (0LHZx)

169 For the Empress, possible armor designs for the Imperial Guard.

https://youtu.be/AV7blK-IVJ0

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2015 01:24 PM (e0Bua)

170 Bill Clinton said that one of his biggest regrets was not getting OBL when he had a chance. The fact that killing him was a conversation to consider back and forth is disgusting.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at October 20, 2015 01:24 PM (E9k2N)

171 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 20, 2015 01:13 PM (fWAjv)


---------------------


This isn't true. They knew they were going to blame the videos before 9/11/12. Please remember that someone in the State Dept tweeted an apology for the videos before ANY of the events of that day happened.

Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2015 01:24 PM (Fmupd)

172 Biden will still fuck over this country.

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:25 PM (u86NM)

173 "Whomever the next President is will be facing the equivalent of
attempting to pilot a plane, in the dark, in heavy weather, with an
untrusted instrument panel."


"How much fuel do you think we have left?"

"Probably enough to get us to the crash site."

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 20, 2015 01:25 PM (iIzG7)

174 Before his campaign is over, Joey will be claiming that he moves TFG's lips by having his hand up his ass.

I also predict that the word retard will have a renaissance.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2015 01:25 PM (gyKtp)

175 and their country's loss of clout on the world stage

=====

ROTFLOL

Posted by: Bigby's Stigmata at October 20, 2015 01:26 PM (3ZtZW)

176 You know all you have to do is wave some soft-serve under Biden's nose to make him change his mind

Posted by: Iblis at October 20, 2015 01:26 PM (9221z)

177 "25 They're all about six feet tall, have fur and look like rabbits.

And only he can see them."

Not so fast. Dingy Harry Reid could announce any day that he's heard that he's a big-time Cosplay convention goer.

And rabbits, especially white ones, aren't so bad.

Posted by: Wouldn't you love somebody to love? at October 20, 2015 01:26 PM (nSW/N)

178
If Hillary! were a bush, she'd be a boxwood.
.....................

If Hillary! were a tree she'd be a Baobab.

http://tinyurl.com/oanxl2p

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2015 01:26 PM (wAQA5)

179 Hah! Even Slow Joe won't inappropriately touch that.

Posted by: Ken in NH at October 20, 2015 01:26 PM (MqjGP)

180 Biggest loser in retard Biden deciding to run is that tween girl he molested during the press conference. She's been trying to forget it this whole time and now the video will be played on a non-stop loop for the next year.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 20, 2015 01:27 PM (1RNgT)

181
Wasnt it Jim Webb who wrote about turning boys upside and blowing them?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 01:27 PM (3yWsK)

182 If he's telling the truth that's actually the correct way to have played it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 12:52 PM (JtwS4)

Let's see if President Obama corroborates Biden's version of events. Don't know why Obama wouldn't since I"m pretty sure Biden is running with Obama's blessing as the Not Hillary primary candidate.

The Obamas and Clintonsreally, really don't like each other. I say give them guns and knives and let them go at it, winner take all,no henchmen allowed. I'd pay to watch.

Posted by: troyriser at October 20, 2015 01:27 PM (cCEFD)

183
Yeah it's Harper's fault that Obama said no to Keystone.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:24 PM (0LHZx

Obviously stupidity doesn't respect borders

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:27 PM (yddCj)

184 Dim-on-Dim catfight.

Bring it!

Run Joey run!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2015 01:27 PM (a31sM)

185 For the Empress, possible armor designs for the Imperial Guard.

https://youtu.be/AV7blK-IVJ0
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2015 01:24 PM (e0Bua)



I approve.

Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 20, 2015 01:27 PM (mf5HN)

186 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?
Posted by: Killerdog


Corpse flower


http://tinyurl.com/ot9ouvm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 20, 2015 01:28 PM (FkBIv)

187
Jim Webb and Bernie Sanders should co-author romantic fiction.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 01:28 PM (3yWsK)

188 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?



Posted by: Killerdog


Cowania

Posted by: Dang at October 20, 2015 01:28 PM (2oWD2)

189 So with regard to Biden and Gates, it's worth recollecting here an anecdote from Gates's memoirs of his years as SECDEF.

At the White House, Gates was peremptorily pulled aside into an office where Joe Biden and Tom Donilon (then the national security advisor) began to bark orders at him.

Gates was having _none of that shit_.

He immediately informed Biden and Donilon that neither one of them appear anywhere in the chain of command, and that they both have _zero_ authority to issue _any_ orders to the Secretary of Defense. And Gates then turned and left, while their jaws were still hanging open.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:28 PM (noWW6)

190
Sheriff Joe-joe inadvertently fixed it, since he has a close italics tag in his nic.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner


Inadvertent?

It's called Advanced Tactical Commenting, bucko!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe-Joe at October 20, 2015 01:28 PM (JmGFJ)

191 Biden's really contemplating sticking his hand up

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2015 01:28 PM (go5uR)

192 "Probably enough to get us to the crash site."

=====

Have you seen Charlie Victor Romeo?

Stuff of nightmares

Posted by: Bigby's Stigmata at October 20, 2015 01:28 PM (3ZtZW)

193 The same is probably true for politics. The sleazy, stupid, callous, power hungry, self-aggrandizing, bitter are naturally drawn to politics.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 20, 2015 01:23 PM (E5UB0)

_______

Sort of true. But there's an extra layer in this. Liberals view government positively. Conservatives hate govt so they stay away. So within the subset of "power hungry, self-aggrandizing, bitter" people, the liberals in that group are the "best and brightest" who want to be there to further their goals, while the "conservatives" there are the bottom of the barrel, ie Hatsert, Boehner, McConnell, etc. How many actual fiscal cons are there in govt? Practically none, because they're out there building businesses. The so-called leaders of the conservative movement in govt are pieces of shit like Hastert and Boehner.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:28 PM (0LHZx)

194 >>Bill Clinton said that one of his biggest regrets was not getting OBL when he had a chance.

I seem to recall Clinton also saying that he was sorry 9/11 didn't happen on his watch because it would have been an opportunity for greatness. I forget how he phrased it, but that's what upset him - that Bush was getting accolades for how strong he was in the days after 9/11.

Such a narcissistic a-hole.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:29 PM (NOIQH)

195 See what I did there?

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2015 01:29 PM (go5uR)

196 172 Biden will still fuck over this country.
Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:25 PM (u86NM

Yeah, but can we have a couple of yuks about it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:29 PM (yddCj)

197 cabbage, boxwood

wtf, those are two things I LIKE

Biden smells like Axe.

Hillary smells like a sorority house with a whiff of French perfume she bought to console herself.

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:29 PM (u86NM)

198 I'm back from errands!

I'm sure y'all were well behaved while I was out.

Posted by: @votermom at October 20, 2015 01:29 PM (cbfNE)

199 "can we have a couple of yuks about it?"

o' course

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:30 PM (u86NM)

200
If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?

Creosote

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 20, 2015 01:30 PM (VLTL9)

201 Since Biden was the gravitas for Obama that means he is free to choose some clown for Veep.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2015 01:30 PM (2Ocf1)

202 And can't anyone just show the new socialists some back-of-the-napkin math

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Socialism: Utopia for people who don't math.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:30 PM (XUKZU)

203
He also takes a not-so-subtle shot at Hillary by musing that Republicans are not his enemy, unlike some people he could name, and that he has Republican friends.

For once, I actually believe this paste-eating homunculus. I'm sure he does have Republican friends - McConnell, Boehner, McCain, Miss Lindsay - the same go-along-to-get-along, comity above all else, country-destroying, gimme-my-place-at-the-trough assholes who have ruined this country.

The GOP needs to die.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2015 01:30 PM (X6fMO)

204
If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like?




Juni [hic] per, of course!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 20, 2015 01:30 PM (JO9+V)

205 Biden will still fuck over this country.

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:25 PM (u86NM


Trump probably will too, but we'll get a border fence. With Biden, no fence.

Trump FTW!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2015 01:31 PM (8ZskC)

206 Don't think I had ever seen R2 as a phallic symbol

Posted by: Jean at October 20, 2015 01:31 PM (ztOda)

207 174 >> I also predict that the word retard will have a renaissance.

180 >> Biggest loser in retard Biden deciding to run...

Fastest. Prediction. Ever.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2015 01:31 PM (gyKtp)

208 187
Jim Webb and Bernie Sanders should co-author romantic fiction.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2015 01:28 PM (3yWs

Sex with Commie Potato Heads is just, so wrong.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:32 PM (yddCj)

209 Biden's really contemplating sticking his hand up

====


5 BUX SEZ HE EATES IT!

YER ON!

Posted by: Bigby's Stigmata at October 20, 2015 01:32 PM (3ZtZW)

210 >>Hillary smells like a sorority house with a whiff of French perfume she bought to console herself.


Frat house - beer, urine, puke. Too much for perfume to hide.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:33 PM (NOIQH)

211 failing to get US approval for a pan-continental pipeline first proposed in 2008.

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So does this mean we can get the pipeline now?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:33 PM (XUKZU)

212 That photo and caption is a viral meme ready to go. To the Twitter-Mobile!

Posted by: Throbbin, the Boy Wonder at October 20, 2015 01:33 PM (9eYoy)

213 I tried to back of the napkin for a "socialist" friend of mine on why she would forever be a wage slave if she didn't get her private student loans under control.

I told her to refi, take most of the money, and pay off the loans, otherwise she'd be making a car payment in just interest every month, for the rest of her life.

She remodeled her house instead.

Really, there is no talking to these people.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:34 PM (XiVKO)

214 One good thing about Biden getting in. You know it has got to have the Beast shitting her drawers and throwing a snot slinging tantrum. She must be furious. I love it so.

Posted by: maddogg at October 20, 2015 01:34 PM (xWW96)

215 So, on OBL advice. Both Biden and Clinton lie.

Posted by: gracepc at October 20, 2015 01:34 PM (DMQhB)

216 Biden's only dithering because he's not sure how running for President will cut into his farting-in-the-bathtub time.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 20, 2015 01:34 PM (oVJmc)

217 I love Metallica's Ewok in a Jar.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at October 20, 2015 01:34 PM (E9k2N)

218 Though I just went to Trump's website and he doesn't even have a candidate glamour shot.

Which i guess goes with his way of doing it.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2015 01:34 PM (2Ocf1)

219 >>That photo and caption is a viral meme ready to go. To the Twitter-Mobile!


Biden considers giving Hillary one of his trademark shoulder massages -- then realizes he likes his hands still attached to his arms.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:35 PM (NOIQH)

220 If it means anything, Biden does better than Ms Rodham in the general election matches on RealClearPolitics

Posted by: Baldy at October 20, 2015 01:35 PM (sEXjW)

221 "Bill Clinton said that one of his biggest regrets was not getting OBL when he had a chance."

If you read Shenon's book on the 9/11 Commission, Clinton came in and wrung his hands during testimony, and talked about how much he had really wanted to get bin Laden, to nail the coonskin to the wall, and how hard he had tried -- so many times! -- but oh, too bad, so sad, something was always just not quite right every time the opportunity came up.

This is complete BS, of course, but Clinton mounted a major charm offensive with the Commission members, including the Republican ones (establishment figures all) and they bought into his line of guff that there simply wasn't any way to have bagged Osama.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:35 PM (noWW6)

222 These idiots are so naked and blatant in their hate while they believe that the American people are completely fooled.

I am talking about Republicans.

GWB, McCain, Romney, McConnell, Boehner, et.al. have all expressed their dislike of Cruz. Must be that old yellow Constitution thing.

Posted by: Cheri at October 20, 2015 01:36 PM (oiNtH)

223 But I enjoy having my hu-man shoulders massaged.

Posted by: Hilla-ry at October 20, 2015 01:36 PM (XiVKO)

224 Look out behind you
Jo Jo's got his gun
He wouldn't mean to
You know he likes his fun

Jo Jo dig those spinning lights
Way out games and dizzy heights below him
Jo Jo dig those Broadway nights
Flashy lines you know him

He got you covered
You know it right out front
Hmm hmm
Hey fifty dollars
He'll get you all you want
Jo Jo dig those spinning nights
Way out games and dizzy heights below him
And its all below him
Jo Jo dig those Broadway lights
Flashy lines you know him

Ever so rarely
That man in a millions born
Gentle and soft
But who'd just as soon off you
For looking the wrong way as not
(Jo Jo) Jo Jo

His baby stays high
Got to keep her sweet
He keep her just right
Keeps her on the street

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:36 PM (XUKZU)

225 OT, but lately Fox News has gone nearly MSDNC crazy in describing the Israeli response to the current spate of muslim terrorism. Powerline focuses directly on Connor Powell, the FNC correspondent in Jerusalem, and describes his reporting as especially ignorant and one-sided.

Powell has a conflict on this issue that isn't being disclosed to viewers and it's no surprise he describes Israelis so negatively:

http://nyti.ms/1LmdiOK

Posted by: MTF at October 20, 2015 01:36 PM (TxJGV)

226 Heh, Cruz called the current GOPe leadership the most effective Democratic leadership in decades. He is too right.

Posted by: maddogg at October 20, 2015 01:37 PM (xWW96)

227 If Hillary! is a Baobab tree, then Joe is a stump.

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2015 01:37 PM (wAQA5)

228 She remodeled her house instead.

Really, there is no talking to these people.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:34 PM (XiVKO)

________

It's actually a good move. If Bernie or Hillary become prezzie, they will forgive student loans. Why pay off a loan you know will eventually be forgiven?

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:39 PM (0LHZx)

229 "I tried to back of the napkin for a 'socialist' friend of mine on why she
would forever be a wage slave if she didn't get her private student
loans under control"

Here in Commiefornia, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone who has racked up ludicrous levels of student loan debt. People who owe 300 grand on a bachelor of arts in Whatever Studies.

None of them are making any sort of a realistic plan to deal with it, because they all privately admit when you buttonhole them on the topic that (a) there are no scenarios under which they can pay, and (b) there are now enough student loan deadbeats that sooner or later a Lieawatha or a Sandman will get elected with the collective voting support of the deadbeats, and federally write off all the loans with the stroke of a pen.

So why bother to face reality?

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:39 PM (noWW6)

230 "She remodeled her house instead."

exhibit A of the industrial grade stupidity we're dealing with

these are the people who believe in unicorns

like Sanders winning the Presidency and declaring a debt jubilee before he raises taxes on every single person, destroys what's left of his hated middle class, and crashes the world financial system

but wheeee, no more student loans! just like that! please, Bernie, please!

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:39 PM (u86NM)

231 It irks me to no end that while these pols talk about Iraq being the bad war that they were misled into voting for by the evil GWB, that no one ever brings up the facts on record of the Clintons, Gore, Albright, Biden, etc. all quoted as saying that Hussein was a major threat to the world and that he had to be dealt with.

Why is that claim never countered with the prior administration's quotes?

Posted by: Cheri at October 20, 2015 01:39 PM (oiNtH)

232 How is the government going to forgive private student loans?

Posted by: Hilla-ry at October 20, 2015 01:39 PM (XiVKO)

233 Atia Abawi and Conor Miles Powell were married Saturday at Morven Park, an estate in Leesburg, Va. Imam Yahya Hendi officiated and Rev. Donald Greenhalgh, a Roman Catholic priest, participated.

The bride, 30, and the bridegroom, 35, are journalists. She is the NBC News correspondent and he is the Fox News Channel correspondent in Kabul, Afghanistan.


Ugh. Did he convert - the Imam officiated, not the Catholic priest.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:39 PM (NOIQH)

234 lord, the Horde has this girl's number

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:40 PM (u86NM)

235 /sock

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:40 PM (XiVKO)

236 Lamar,

Show us on the doll where Caitlyn touched you...


EXCLUSIVE: Brothel Owner Says Lamar Odom Wanted Transgender Prostitute

http://tinyurl.com/p6f86mn

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 20, 2015 01:41 PM (fWAjv)

237 He's thinking hard, hmmm click click whirr sproing derp.

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2015 01:41 PM (wAQA5)

238 I bet if you tried to give Hillary a back rub she'd recoil in horror and disgust and snarl up like she did when that ditzy protester threw a shoe at her.

Nasty old wretch.

Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2015 01:41 PM (3tjn4)

239 >>> So why bother to face reality?


Staring at stuff like that is kind of soul destroying. So its no wonder most of them have no souls.

Posted by: Bigby's Stigmata at October 20, 2015 01:42 PM (3ZtZW)

240 Welp.

Whatever respect I had for W. just went out the window.

Really?

Preznit Cakeboy in the White House and W takes a steaming piss on Cruz.

All I can figure is that the latest insider polling shows Cruz surging ahead of Low Energy Jeb!-

as people begin to figure out Cruz is the best, smartest, most conservative, and really the only alternative to Trump.

I like Cruz but Trump as Plan B From Outer Space-

Yeah, I'm totally comfortable with that,

so just keep fuckin' around GOPe.

See where that gets you.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2015 01:42 PM (KUa85)

241 The Federal loans aren't the big deal. And I have plenty of very smart, middle aged, and very successful friends that still carry that debt, because it's cheap to do so.

Private at 10%? Nobody's getting rid of that cash-cow.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:42 PM (XiVKO)

242 Biden for all his faults doesn't despise the US like Hillary, Bernie and Obama do. I won't be happy with a Prezzie Biden, but it will not be anywhere near as disastrous as Obama has been or Bernie/Hillary will be.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:43 PM (0LHZx)

243 lord, the Horde has this girl's number

867-5309!

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 01:43 PM (JtwS4)

244 "EXCLUSIVE: Brothel Owner Says Lamar Odom Wanted Transgender Prostitute"



Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 20, 2015 01:43 PM (LA7Cm)

245 And for our next MMA event, we have Plugs Biden vs. Vodka Rod-him Clinton. First to draw blood . . .

Posted by: Sphynx at October 20, 2015 01:43 PM (OZmbA)

246 "The passive metrosexual beta male Ryan just sat there and took it."

That was my takeaway from that debate. TeamGOP pols have yet to learn the lesson that Alpha attitude almost always beats Beta attitude regardless of who is speaking truth on a given issue.

It's a weak point in human nature between our individual-oriented human logic and our social monkey-brain. The (allegedly) smartest guy in the room isn't necessarily, or even often, the guy in charge.

Look at the TeamGOP lineup for 2016 and tell me who has Alpha-tude. Very short list. Watching donors jerk the leash ala Scott Walker's "heel, boy!" performance pre-dropout on immigration doesn't say "leader" to anyone, either.

Being beholden to the donor class and correspondingly engaging in a disinformation campaign against your own base seems to be at least subconsciously affecting TeamGOP. Candidates' body language, mannerisms, and speech is apologetic, cringing, ashamed - as if they've internalized all Lefty criticisms and are trying to either make up for being heartless racist corporate stooges or apologizing for their voters for being so. There's enough truth in those accusations to leave a mark and they can't tough out the burn.

Unearned guilt is fatal to candidacies. Partially earned guilt kills quicker.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at October 20, 2015 01:43 PM (RtG9B)

247 Those Kardash women put the mindfuck on their menfolk damn.....

Run away as fast as you can.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2015 01:44 PM (rjtGa)

248 "How is the government going to forgive private student loans?"

If you look at the fine print, the vast majority of them have already been de facto federalized.

In that if the loan performs, the private bankers who wrote it get the payoff, and if the loan doesn't perform, Uncle Sugar takes the hit while the private bankers waltz away.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:44 PM (noWW6)

249 If this video is to be believed, Trudeau (and probably his brother) has either converted to Islam, or is merely in bed with the Islamists (like Hillary):

http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x384xvz

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

250 W dissing Cruz has given me renewed hope in Cruz's campaign.

Posted by: @votermom at October 20, 2015 01:45 PM (cbfNE)

251 Fuck all of them. In 20 years when we take over we will have Chelsea wearing a burkha and servicing her owner while Joe's grandkids will be sold to the highest bidder and Obama being a homo we will throw off of the One World Trade Center with the rest of the homos.

Hillary we will put in a cage and light afire.

Allah Akbar!

Posted by: Zombie Bin Ladin at October 20, 2015 01:45 PM (D0NZx)

252 241 The Federal loans aren't the big deal. And I have plenty of very smart, middle aged, and very successful friends that still carry that debt, because it's cheap to do so.

Private at 10%? Nobody's getting rid of that cash-cow.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 01:42 PM (XiVKO)

___________

Word. My wife has something like $30K in student debt when we got married. She refinanced it all at a 20 year fixed rate of 1.5%. It's like $100 a month, which is tax deductible too.

Why pay that shit off any time sooner? If the govt wants to give you essentially a sub 0% loan (when taking into account the tax deduction and inflation), let 'em.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:46 PM (0LHZx)

253 "114
If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like? Posted by: Killerdog"

Cooked and mashed chickpeas.

Posted by: Humamus at October 20, 2015 01:46 PM (nSW/N)

254 OK, trivia time. Who said this?

'Pretty sure I would've been awarded the smartest kid in class if I was a caucasian male.'

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 01:46 PM (XUKZU)

255
Khloe and Lamar

Ain't Love Grand

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2015 01:46 PM (wAQA5)

256 Don't think I had ever seen R2 as a phallic symbol

Posted by: Jean

Oh my!

Posted by: C-3PO at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (VAsIq)

257
242 Biden for all his faults doesn't despise the US like Hillary, Bernie and Obama do. I won't be happy with a Prezzie Biden, but it will not be anywhere near as disastrous as Obama has been or Bernie/Hillary will be.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:43 PM (0LHZx)


---------------


You're delusional if you really believe this. Joey is cut from the same cloth as all the rest of those marxists. And he's just as or more vicious as they are too.

Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (Fmupd)

258 The Gope will happily jump on Choo-Choo Joe's bandwagon. He is their best ticket to keeping their gravy train running smoothly.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (GzDYP)

259 Biden at a debate will pull out the usual stops:

Look, man.......

I am going to say it again.....(he then repeats same sentence 2 or 3 times for dramatic emphasis)

While an opponent is speaking, he grins, shakes his head, smirks, and generally acts the fool to let the viewers know that he is the smartest in the room.

Posted by: Cheri at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

260 >>Biden for all his faults doesn't despise the US like Hillary, Bernie and Obama do. I won't be happy with a Prezzie Biden, but it will not be anywhere near as disastrous as Obama has been or Bernie/Hillary will be.


Eh, my biggest fear is that Biden relies on Obama's people and carries a lot of them forward into his administration. There were those stories that Obama was negotiating his support for a Biden run on the condition that Obama gets to pick the VP (and Biden only serves one term). If Biden does that, would he not also be open to other Obama suggestions, such as keeping people like Jarrett on?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (NOIQH)

261 How is the government going to forgive private student loans

________

Same way the govt forgave millions of private mortgages.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (0LHZx)

262 "a Roman Catholic priest, participated"

wonder what this means

any canon law experts here?

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (u86NM)

263 Posted by: Zombie Bin Ladin at October 20, 2015 01:45 PM (D0NZx)

---------------------------------------------

For them, that would be karma. Unfortunately, more people than that would be involved.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 20, 2015 01:48 PM (E5UB0)

264 236
Lamar,



Show us on the doll where Caitlyn touched you...





EXCLUSIVE: Brothel Owner Says Lamar Odom Wanted Transgender Prostitute



http://tinyurl.com/p6f86mn

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 20, 2015 01:41 PM (fWAjv)


*nods approvingly*

Posted by: Modern Man at October 20, 2015 01:48 PM (1DH1V)

265 evvybody knows a-bowt da bird
an evvybody nos dat da bird is da word

mm-na-na m-mm-nanana

Posted by: Bigby's Stigmata at October 20, 2015 01:48 PM (3ZtZW)

266 Votermom,
Yes, I did too. W dissed Cruz because he's conservative & Bush & family are establishment.

Posted by: Carol at October 20, 2015 01:48 PM (sj3Ax)

267 If Hillary! was a bush, what would she smell like? Posted by: Killerdog"


-------------------



Chitlins cooking in a hot kitchen.

Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2015 01:49 PM (Fmupd)

268 Eh, my biggest fear is that Biden relies on Obama's people and carries a lot of them forward into his administration. There were those stories that Obama was negotiating his support for a Biden run on the condition that Obama gets to pick the VP (and Biden only serves one term). If Biden does that, would he not also be open to other Obama suggestions, such as keeping people like Jarrett on?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (NOIQH)

___________

I hear you. Still, even with Obama's peeps, I think he'd be better (or more appropriately "less worse") than either Sanders or the Hildabeast.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:50 PM (0LHZx)

269 "'Pretty sure I would've been awarded the smartest kid in class if I was a caucasian male."



Ahmed the Fraud Boy


(but, I cheated)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 20, 2015 01:50 PM (LA7Cm)

270 232 How is the government going to forgive private student loans?
Posted by: Hilla-ry at October 20, 2015 01:39 PM (XiVKO)

GM Bailout, Chrysler Bailout, TARP.

They have some instruction manuals lying about.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:51 PM (yddCj)

271 GM Bailout, Chrysler Bailout, TARP.

They have some instruction manuals lying about.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:51 PM (yddCj)

________

The Chrysler bailout was just a loan that Chrysler actually paid back. I think it was even ahead of schedule. GM on the other hand was pure old fashioned nationalization.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:52 PM (0LHZx)

272 If Biden does that, would he not also be open to other Obama suggestions, such as keeping people like Jarrett on?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (NOIQH)

Joe will be grateful for TFGs help. However, he has an ego and will not go quietly. Believe me he will put his people around him

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 01:53 PM (yddCj)

273 Time for some Play Dough and Hot Wheel politics from UJ!

Posted by: eureka! is troubled these days at October 20, 2015 01:53 PM (g1MTt)

274 Good luck with Joe going only one term as President.


Hell, we have problems limiting our politicians to one generation as President.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2015 01:53 PM (AC0lD)

275 Don't let his sometimes affable act fool you,Biden is a vicious left winger.

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2015 01:53 PM (8HTq1)

276 I hear you. Still, even with Obama's peeps, I think he'd be better (or more appropriately "less worse") than either Sanders or the Hildabeast.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:50 PM (0LHZx)

At this point, there's precious little difference. All three are somewhat delusional, all of them have profited from becoming part of the the beltway and all three lie and say whatever they think will profit them at the moment.

And he's obama's pick.

It is interesting to note that one is is a loudmouth shit from a tiny state and the other went to the USSR for his honeymoon.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 20, 2015 01:54 PM (326rv)

277 ok, RC canon law for those interested:

"Can. 1124 Without express permission of the competent authority, a marriage is prohibited between two baptized persons of whom one is baptized in the Catholic Church (or received into it after baptism and has not defected from it by a formal act) and the other of whom is enrolled in a Church or ecclesial community not in full communion with the Catholic Church."

so the bishop in Arlington should've been asked for dispensation. was he asked? did he give it?

did this Conor person demand that their children be raised RC? if not, he and his marriage are "occult" (outside the Church)

if the priest just observed, it means nothing

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:56 PM (u86NM)

278 275 Don't let his sometimes affable act fool you,Biden is a vicious left winger.

--

This.

Posted by: @votermom at October 20, 2015 01:56 PM (cbfNE)

279 History here! Get you're rewrite of history here! Can't get the truth without the latest changes! History here!

Each day brings a fresh new reality. Are we not entertained?

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at October 20, 2015 01:57 PM (uPxUo)

280 "a vicious left winger"

and a shameless liar

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:57 PM (u86NM)

281 attempting to pilot a plane, in the dark, in heavy weather, with an untrusted instrument panel.

And with a left wing only.

I swear, Chuck Yeager would turn to Sully, and say, "That's it. We're punchin' out."

(Boy Scout says to priest, That's all right, Padre, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack -- Just The Pumchline)

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2015 01:58 PM (xq1UY)

282 "GM Bailout, Chrysler Bailout, TARP.
They have some instruction manuals lying about."

Biden describes the GM bailout as "a bet which paid off".

It sure did. For the Chinese.

If you look at the country of origination for component parts in today's GM vehicles, it's clear that General Motors has become General T'so's Motors. Chinese stuff everywhere.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 20, 2015 01:58 PM (noWW6)

283
Biden at a debate will pull out the usual stops:


Look, man.......


I am going to say it again.....(he then repeats same sentence 2 or 3 times for dramatic emphasis)


While an opponent is speaking, he grins, shakes his head, smirks, and generally acts the fool to let the viewers know that he is the smartest in the room.



One good punch to the jaw would take care of that idiocy permanently. Sad to say, Preston Brooks has no successors in today's politics.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 20, 2015 01:59 PM (X6fMO)

284 How is the government going to forgive private student loans

________

Same way the govt forgave millions of private mortgages.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 20, 2015 01:47 PM (0LHZx

What a scheme.....the Guvmint loans the student money, the student pays the overpriced college, the student defaults on the loan, the overpriced colleges makes money playing football and it's professors bad mouth America while supporting the democrats and the democrats use the colleges to indoctrinate the stupid broke students to love big guvmint and the taxpayer gets it in the shorts.

What kinda name can we come up for this scheme?

Posted by: Zombie Charles Ponzi at October 20, 2015 01:59 PM (D0NZx)

285 'Pretty sure I would've been awarded the smartest kid in class if I was a caucasian male."



Ahmed the Fraud Boy


(but, I cheated)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

"Pretty sure that if I dragged that piece of shit into a class room somebody would be thinking IRA, not 'look at the wonderful caucasian boy

Posted by: Papist Bograt at October 20, 2015 01:59 PM (326rv)

286 EXCLUSIVE: Brothel Owner Says Lamar Odom Wanted Transgender Prostitute

PRO TIP: Never rely on the proposition that the Madame-Client Privilege will be respected by the Madame.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2015 01:59 PM (8ZskC)

287 "Chinese stuff everywhere."

is it all made of that cheap powdered metal polymer spray-painted with "chrome" paint?

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 01:59 PM (u86NM)

288 The last car I bought was made in Japan. At least you can be pretty sure none of it is Mexican, anyways.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 20, 2015 02:00 PM (XiVKO)

289 "smirks"

which is why it's important to know what makes Biden really angry

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 02:00 PM (u86NM)

290 Re W v. Cruz - leave it to a Bush to alienate existing supporters chasing unicorns or by acting out of personal pique. Cruz is the only man standing on the dissident Right who isn't at least half isolationist and Cruz supporters have been W's best defenders vs. Trump's criticisms on Iraq/Afghanistan, but W goes ahead and pisses them off nonetheless.

The W family has Beta survival instincts - personal loyalty matters a lot to people who know they wouldn't be where they are without a "team," connections and backroom Alphas pulling strings for them. W apparently sees Cruz as a "traitor to his class" and can't resist status-signalling his fellow Establishmentarians despite the fact it would be in his own interest to keep Cruz at least neutral rather than hostile.

Another "good job, Brownie!" boner. Loyalty to one's peeps is admirable except when the peep in question is a clown-shoe. I still think W has more character and guts than the rest of the clan, but it just doesn't outweigh the downside anymore. Yesterday's flawed President isn't relevant to today's problems and we'd all be better off, Jeb included, if he resumed his wise "no comment, no involvement" policy re: ongoing elections and controversies.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at October 20, 2015 02:00 PM (RtG9B)

291 So a former Miss Austria fell off an observation platform 30 meters and subsequently croaked.

Now they're speculating she was taking a selfie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 02:01 PM (JtwS4)

292 SMOD is buzzing the earth on Halloween.

such a tease

Posted by: @votermom at October 20, 2015 02:01 PM (cbfNE)

293 In Odom's defense,he was really fucked up on multiple drugs.He probably would have fucked a Donkey if it was there.

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2015 02:02 PM (8HTq1)

294 Now they're speculating she was taking a selfie.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 20, 2015 02:01 PM (JtwS4

Why that's just funny.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 02:03 PM (yddCj)

295 "no comment, no involvement"

leaving the field to that guffawing lothario, Bill Clinton

and just wait till Obama is ex-president, he'll be all over the media, Dispensing Sage Advice

I wouldn't mind W weighing in with facts only, deftly placed to undermine socialist propaganda

you're right, probably too much to ask of a guy like him

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 02:03 PM (u86NM)

296 But on the plus side, the CIA leaders AOL account was hacked by a 13 year old, according to zerohedge.



I'd look for confirmation but in a world of crazy sh1t, you just hear something and run with it...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2015 02:03 PM (AC0lD)

297 Death by selfie.

Sillysad

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2015 02:03 PM (rjtGa)

298 The last car I bought was made in Japan. At least you can be pretty sure none of it is Mexican, anyways.
Posted by: Chupacabra


Don't be so sure.

Posted by: Jose Toyota at October 20, 2015 02:04 PM (FkBIv)

299 296 But on the plus side, the CIA leaders AOL account was hacked by a 13 year old, according to zerohedge.

--

Bet it's not Clock Boy.

Posted by: @votermom at October 20, 2015 02:04 PM (cbfNE)

300 You don't need drugs to fuck a donkey. You just need a bucket.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at October 20, 2015 02:04 PM (8ZskC)

301 Biden is a vicious left winger.

-
Speaking of left swingers:

Immigration bosses accused of swinger sex parties . . .

From Drudge.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 02:04 PM (XUKZU)

302 How am I not surprised that Bob Gates said don't go?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 20, 2015 02:05 PM (nFdGS)

303 293 In Odom's defense,he was really fucked up on multiple drugs.He probably would have fucked a Donkey if it was there.
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2015 02:02 PM (8HTq1

Whew
Posted by: The Couch and The Toaster

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 02:05 PM (yddCj)

304 Also from Drudge, Paul Ryan explains it all:

PAUL RYAN: 'America is more than our borders' . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 02:06 PM (XUKZU)

305 Bet it's not Clock Boy.

Posted by: @votermom at October 20, 2015 02:04 PM (cbfNE)


Clock Boy can't multi-task?Clock Boy may be the world's first Muslim superhero - scientist, tech wizard, ladies man and able to blow himself up in the vicinity of Jews and reform back into Clock Boy.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2015 02:06 PM (AC0lD)

306 **YAWN**

So what about start promoting a capitalist social protest movement centered around the day after Thanksgiving. We can call it #BlackFridaysMatter

Posted by: Bigby's Stigmata at October 20, 2015 02:07 PM (3ZtZW)

307 283 . . . Sad to say, Preston Brooks has no successors in today's politics.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
____________________

But Foster Brooks damned sure does!

* stumbles, crashes into a floor lamp *

Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at October 20, 2015 02:07 PM (UlJ3l)

308 Eff Raul Pyan.
is he really gonna be the next Speaker?

Posted by: @votermom at October 20, 2015 02:07 PM (cbfNE)

309 @282 But, General Motors sees its future market as China. So, they've got that going for them. There is no future for GM in the US market. They're beaten.

At Chrysler, the government paid FIAT to take it off their hands. FIAT is trying to escape Italy. And they want the name Jeep so bad, they'd sell off Ferrari to get it. As of this morning, FIAT is making Cherokees in China (been done before).

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2015 02:07 PM (xq1UY)

310 n Odom's defense,he was really fucked up on multiple drugs.He probably would have fucked a Donkey if it was there.

He tried, but...well...

he's kinda small and couldn't get the job done,

so I let him mercy fuck one of my ears.

Posted by: The Donkey at October 20, 2015 02:08 PM (0cMkb)

311 So a former Miss Austria fell off an observation platform 30 meters and subsequently croaked.

Now they're speculating she was taking a selfie.

-
Either that or she was pushed by a kangaroo.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 02:08 PM (XUKZU)

312 Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2015 01:42 PM (KUa8

Bush reportedly dissed Cruz off the record but people act like he did in a national speech on TV. I always say when 'reportedly' is used in a news story you can bet you don't have the real or whole story.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 20, 2015 02:08 PM (oOYbM)

313 PAUL RYAN: 'America is more than our borders' . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 02:06 PM (XUKZU)




Are these guys born with a white flag in their hand?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2015 02:08 PM (493sH)

314 Odom's first words when he came to? "Damn, that some good shit."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2015 02:09 PM (xq1UY)

315 Clock Boy can't multi-task?Clock Boy may be the world's first Muslim superhero - scientist, tech wizard, ladies man and able to blow himself up in the vicinity of Jews and reform back into Clock Boy.

-
Like Buckaroo Banzai.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 02:09 PM (XUKZU)

316 304
Also from Drudge, Paul Ryan explains it all:



PAUL RYAN: 'America is more than our borders' . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 02:06 PM (XUKZU)


It's about screwing over our veterans, for one.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at October 20, 2015 02:09 PM (1DH1V)

317 Biden also said republicans weren't his enemies. The she bitch isn't going to make it. Oh sure she has the unloved woman and beta male shitburd vote locked up but that's about it. Biden would be tolerable. The she bitch will be four years of fuk her. After 8 years of fuk him, we need a break.

Posted by: Duck at October 20, 2015 02:09 PM (avtRk)

318 That's Austrian with a dot not Australian with a feather.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2015 02:10 PM (rjtGa)

319 Odom's first words when he came to? "Damn, that some good shit."

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"What the Hell is this in my ass?!"

Posted by: Bigby's Stigmata at October 20, 2015 02:10 PM (3ZtZW)

320 "you're right, probably too much to ask of a guy like him"

Yep. If he could competently execute a supporting role, I'd consider using him like the Dems use Bubba. He can't - he's ill-suited to the ex-Prez role because all they can do is speak out. That's just not his forte whereas it's Bubba's strength. Plus every time W appears he's a lightning rod and reminder to all voters who aren't already committed GOP of all the supposed Fail that went down 2000-2008.

We need to move on from W and the Bushes in general and find new blood - particularly when the old guard seem more interested in wrapping their liver-spotted corruption-stained hands around new leaders' necks than helping them take the wheel.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at October 20, 2015 02:11 PM (RtG9B)

321 Clock Boy can't multi-task?Clock Boy may be the world's first Muslim superhero - scientist, tech wizard, ladies man and able to blow himself up in the vicinity of Jews and reform back into Clock Boy.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2015 02:06 PM (AC0lD)




Has he had his one on one with Barry yet? I'm sure Barry can't wait to find out if he likes gladiator movies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2015 02:11 PM (493sH)

322 'America is more than our borders'

yeah, but it's not "America" without them

tool

Posted by: Feh at October 20, 2015 02:11 PM (u86NM)

323 302 How am I not surprised that Bob Gates said don't go?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 20, 2015 02:05 PM (nFdGS)
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You should wait to hear Gates himself explain or correct Decidin' Biden's comment. After all, Gates published a book last year in which he said Biden stands alone among Washington politicians, having been "wrong on every foreign policy problem for the last thirty years". There is obviously bad blood between the two and Biden is a vicious little shit.

Posted by: MTF at October 20, 2015 02:12 PM (TxJGV)

324 The official narrative of the hunt for and killing of bin Laden at first seemed like a clear portrait, but in effect it was more like a composite sketch from multiple perspectives: the Pentagon, the White House and the C.I.A. And when you studied that sketch a little more closely, not everything looked quite right. Almost immediately, the administration had to correct some of the most significant details of the raid. Bin Laden had not been "engaged in a firefight," as the deputy national-security adviser, John Brennan, initially told reporters; he'd been unarmed. Nor had he used one of his wives as a human shield. The president and his senior advisers hadn't been watching a "live feed" of the raid in the Situation Room; the operation had not been captured on helmet-cams. But there were also some more unsettling questions about how the whole story had been constructed. Schmidle acknowledged after his article was published that he had never actually spoken with any of the 23 SEALs. Some details of Bissonnette's account of the raid contradicted those of another ex-SEAL, Robert O'Neill, who claimed in Esquire and on Fox News to have fired the fatal bullet. Public officials with security clearances told reporters that the torture scenes that were so realistically depicted in "Zero Dark Thirty" had not in fact played any role in helping us find bin Laden.

Then there was the sheer improbability of the story, which asked us to believe that Obama sent 23 SEALs on a seemingly suicidal mission, invading Pakistani air space without air or ground cover, fast-roping into a compound that, if it even contained bin Laden, by all rights should have been heavily guarded. And according to the official line, all of this was done without any sort of cooperation or even assurances from the Pakistani military or intelligence service. How likely was that? Abbottabad is basically a garrison town; the conspicuously large bin Laden compound -- three stories, encircled by an 18-foot-high concrete wall topped with barbed wire -- was less than two miles from Pakistan's equivalent of West Point. And what about the local police? Were they really unaware that an enormous American helicopter had crash-landed in their neighborhood? And why were we learning so much about a covert raid by a secret special-operations unit in the first place?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 20, 2015 02:12 PM (e8kgV)

325 Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at October 20, 2015 02:11 PM (RtG9B)

You got sucked right in.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 20, 2015 02:12 PM (oOYbM)

326 But on the plus side, the CIA leaders AOL account was hacked by a 13 year old, according to zerohedge.

That sounds about right...

Posted by: Lea at October 20, 2015 02:13 PM (lIU4e)

327
311 So a former Miss Austria fell off an observation platform 30 meters and subsequently croaked.

Now they're speculating she was taking a selfie.

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Either that or she was pushed by a kangaroo.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 20, 2015 02:08 PM (XUKZU)



I hate fucking kangaroos.

Posted by: Miss Australia at October 20, 2015 02:13 PM (GGaWD)

328 322 'America is more than our borders'
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What a bunch of gobbleity guck
Fuck Paul Ryan

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2015 02:13 PM (+c55T)

329 "I always say when 'reportedly' is used in a news story you can bet you don't have the real or whole story."

See if he denies it and if so, how convincingly. My money's on the story being accurate.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at October 20, 2015 02:13 PM (RtG9B)

330 Former Miss Austria was supposed to have been jogging. I have always maintained that jogging is dangerous. I am about 500 miles from the nearest mountain.

They said 115 people died in five months by falling in the Alps. Now you have a mental image of 115 people falling...

If those were here, we'd flatten them by court order. And we can do that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2015 02:13 PM (xq1UY)

331 I hate fucking kangaroos.

Posted by: Miss Australia

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STFU you got paid, dincha?!

Posted by: Bigby's Stigmata at October 20, 2015 02:14 PM (3ZtZW)

332 296 But on the plus side, the CIA leaders AOL account was hacked by a 13 year old, according to zerohedge.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2015 02:03 PM (AC0lD)
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Here you go, from yesterday...

http://bit.ly/1PCj9T3

Posted by: MTF at October 20, 2015 02:15 PM (TxJGV)

333 Former Miss America just said "Balls" on Fox. And she wasn't in the Alps.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2015 02:15 PM (xq1UY)

334 311 So a former Miss Austria fell off an observation platform 30 meters and subsequently croaked.

Now they're speculating she was taking a selfie.

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Did Barry send his condolences in Austrian?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2015 02:15 PM (493sH)

335
First, the guy who used the nick "super creepy Rob Lowe", should switch to "super creepy Joe Biden".
Second, what in the heck is he looking at on Hillary's neck? (That photo is nightmare fuel)
Third, I said Hillary would be out by the 22nd. I am surprised Biden's getting in before she's getting out.So I was wrong about that.
Fourth, she's a nut and is going down in flames. Look for a full on prosecution if she doesn't drop out.

Posted by: simplemind at October 20, 2015 02:17 PM (XkdIH)

336 America is more than our borders

It's our boarders.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 20, 2015 02:17 PM (FkBIv)

337 Apparently, Paul Ryan's Crossfit routine includes bending over to kiss the collective butts of the Chamber of Commerce. 30 reps, 5 sets, repeat daily and three times a day on days ending in "y."

Work those lip muscles enough and you too might become Speaker of the House!

Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 20, 2015 02:19 PM (u0lmX)

338
"Biden said he only advised Obama to go when the two were alone to avoid boxing the president in on a decision.

If he's telling the truth that's actually the correct way to have played it."

Ha ha it also happens to give him excellent political cover in the event of a failure and a resume polisher in the event of a success. So yeah, Biden played it correctly but for political reasons only. He's got the convictions of an overcooked noodle.

Posted by: simplemind at October 20, 2015 02:20 PM (XkdIH)

339 Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at October 20, 2015 02:13 PM (RtG9B)

Even if he did state his dislike of Cruz , it was 'reportedly' in an informal conversation. The people who 'reportedly' heard this and publicized it are the one's technically responsible for any damage caused by 'party infighting' . Maybe it's the same people who released Romney's 48 percent comment. s/

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 20, 2015 02:20 PM (oOYbM)

340 Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2015 01:42 PM (KUa8

Bush reportedly dissed Cruz off the record but people act like he did in a national speech on TV. I always say when 'reportedly' is used in a news story you can bet you don't have the real or whole story.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 20, 2015 02:08 PM (oOYbM)



Possibly.

But, "reportedly" cuts the other way too.

A lot of "reportedly" is the way Washington floats out trial balloons or attempts to uncut someone without really getting their hands dirty.

That way it can be walked back later if things misfire.


I'm making sure it misfires...I sent more money to Cruz.


And by the way...this indirect, too cowardly to face the man directly, beta-male, passive-aggressive nonsense has bee a trademark of Jeb!'s campaign-

See Jeb! staffer buying into/and using the wagon wymyn nonsense to attack Trump during Q&A at the "No Labels" convention

Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2015 02:20 PM (0cMkb)

341 Breaking news, as it frees up another possible Dem candidate:
Professor Amy Bishop has apologized.

http://tinyurl.com/o6am2er

That one even got a "Bless her heart" from reliably rad Inside Higher Ed.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2015 02:21 PM (xq1UY)

342 ugh.

wagon wymyn = war on wymyn


Thx autocholesterol!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2015 02:24 PM (0cMkb)

343 What's this sanctuary city vote coming up in congress all about. Bill O'Reilly is saying it's just another ruse. What's up? Anyone know?

Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2015 02:25 PM (GGaWD)

344 " The people who 'reportedly' heard this and publicized it are the
one's technically responsible for any damage caused by 'party
infighting'"

Disagree. I want to know what the candidates and campaigns are saying to the donor class - since their opinions shape actual policy while ours shape only candidates' pre-election rhetoric. Sadly, that requires cloak and dagger tactics nowadays.]

Our own candidates treat us like Arafat and the Ayatollahs - say one thing to one group in one language and for public consumption, say the opposite to the shot-callers in your own language and (hopefully) off the record.

It's TeamGOP's fault that we have to go investigative journalist to determine what our own party and candidates really want to accomplish. There wouldn't need be any messengers to shoot but for their duplicity.


Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at October 20, 2015 02:27 PM (RtG9B)

345 I kind of liked "wagon wymyn." Why yes. I do drive a Studebaker. Why ask?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2015 02:28 PM (xq1UY)

346 213: The combined age of Hillary Clinton (67), Bernie Sanders (74) and Joe Biden (72). Hillary turns 68 in less than a week, and Joe turns 73 next month, so we'll be at 215 by the end of 2015.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at October 20, 2015 02:28 PM (y5bPZ)

347 Why does Hillary's breath smell like my finger?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2015 02:30 PM (0x/TW)

348 Breaking news, as it frees up another possible Dem candidate:
Professor Amy Bishop has apologized.

http://tinyurl.com/o6am2er

That one even got a "Bless her heart" from reliably rad Inside Higher Ed.
Posted by: Stringer Davis

......"Oopsie; my bad"....Now let me the fuck outta here.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Fucking Bishop at October 20, 2015 02:36 PM (326rv)

349 Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at October 20, 2015 02:27 PM

Seems you've made up your mind whether the story accurate or not. Binders full of stuff.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 20, 2015 02:39 PM (oOYbM)

350 Our own candidates treat us like Arafat and the Ayatollahs - say one thing to one group in one language and for public consumption, say the opposite to the shot-callers in your own language and (hopefully) off the record.

It's TeamGOP's fault that we have to go investigative journalist to determine what our own party and candidates really want to accomplish. There wouldn't need be any messengers to shoot but for their duplicity.


Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame

You wacko bird/hobbit/racists don't know when to shut up and send in donations to your betters.

Posted by: The Stupid Party at October 20, 2015 02:43 PM (326rv)

351
Hey its Ultrarome. You don't think the elites say in private what they say in public do you? Really? C'mon man.
What's in it for them if they do? Are the elites interests the same as the public's interests?
I'm surprised nobody had a cellphone recording, like they waiter did for the Romney 47% thing.
Its all a crap show, and there's not a good candidate in sight that's electable. Well, I confess, I like Dr. Ben a lot and I'd let him work on my kid, but I doubt he's got the gifts needed to solve our problems as president. I'd almost feel guilty for voting for him, because it'd likely ruin his life.

Posted by: simplemind at October 20, 2015 02:50 PM (xVRrG)

352 Jim Webb killed OBL from the Dead Zone.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at October 20, 2015 03:08 PM (E9k2N)

353 Max - does this sound like a denial from the Bush camp re: Cruz comments?

http://tinyurl.com/q92b6d6


Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at October 20, 2015 07:00 PM (RtG9B)

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