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Women's "Alternative" Choir (Wink, Wink) Sings Hymn, Replacing "Jesus" With "Hillary"

From @thepoliticalhat, #NotACult. Awful video here.

But in case this country's politics' degeneration into a third-world caudillo/cult of personality sectarian shitshow wasn't clear enough, some Hispanic group decided to give Hillary the same 1930s Soviet style propaganda makeover:


That last one via @desertgardens.

Posted by: Ace at 05:23 PM




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1 Creepy

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2015 05:23 PM (1DH1V)

2 They want a Magic Carpet Ride

Posted by: derit at October 15, 2015 05:23 PM (jT+gh)

3 Now where's that paste?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2015 05:24 PM (1DH1V)

4 Damn. Blocked.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 15, 2015 05:25 PM (evdj2)

5 Don't Cry for Me Arkansas!

Posted by: Evita Rodham Clinton at October 15, 2015 05:26 PM (SukjU)

6 The one in the back on he left ws a little flat.

Send her to the camps.

Posted by: Evita Rodham Clinton at October 15, 2015 05:27 PM (SukjU)

7 HOooooo Boy. That was gross.

Posted by: small town girl at October 15, 2015 05:28 PM (4EKzP)

8 People want to know what blasphemy is? It's this.

Posted by: Soona at October 15, 2015 05:28 PM (Fmupd)

9 That's funny, because when they mention Hillary, I think 'JESUS!'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 15, 2015 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

10 Is this a Thursday version of "Elbows"?

Not funny

Posted by: Bruce at October 15, 2015 05:29 PM (8ikIW)

11 Yeah, that's just not going to win anyone over. Obama had a pretty effective cult of personality thing going but Hillary is just repulsive on almost every single level.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 05:29 PM (39g3+)

12 Oh that's not cult-like at all.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 15, 2015 05:30 PM (JtwS4)

13 Just curious. Is there a hell in Hillary's cosmos? If so, is it reserved for Republicans?

Posted by: pep at October 15, 2015 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

14 What a shitbag full of stupid. I don't know what happened to thinking in this country, but I am ashamed to say these retards are American, though wtf, is New Hamster still part of the USA?

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:30 PM (xWW96)

15 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Posted by: Exodus 20:5 at October 15, 2015 05:31 PM (SukjU)

16 Isn't this the same garbage that was done for Obama around his first election?
How can any person of faith not find this repulsive?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 15, 2015 05:32 PM (tMrac)

17 14
What a shitbag full of stupid. I don't know what happened to thinking in
this country, but I am ashamed to say these retards are American,
though wtf, is New Hamster still part of the USA?

Posted by: maddogg


Gotta disagree. There have always been mouthbreathing idiots among us, it's just that now we put them on the Internets for all to see. That, and the President thinks they're just peachy.

Posted by: pep at October 15, 2015 05:32 PM (LAe3v)

18 Still banned in all 57 states and the dipshits of Columbia?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 15, 2015 05:32 PM (3EnBR)

19 That was great!

*forced rigor mortis smile*

Posted by: Hillary(!) at October 15, 2015 05:32 PM (VAsIq)

20 Ageing Boomer women making fools of themselves. Again.

Still not as disgusting as 2008 when those little kiddies were coached to sing a hymn to Obama.

Posted by: Annalucia at October 15, 2015 05:33 PM (a5bF3)

21 #ReadyForSMOD

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at October 15, 2015 05:33 PM (Na4RS)

22 Hillary HILLARY she's the best,
We love her 'cause she got two breasts,
With HER in command we will never punt
Because she got....a common front.

Posted by: Bruce at October 15, 2015 05:33 PM (8ikIW)

23 2 They want a Magic Carpet Ride
Posted by: derit at October 15, 2015 05:23 PM (jT+gh)

LOL.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 15, 2015 05:33 PM (tMrac)

24 Meh, I'm running low on Hillary(!) insults and jokes. Back to work!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 15, 2015 05:34 PM (VAsIq)

25 No! Not still banned in all 57 states and the Dipshits of Columbia!


Does really stylish yet somehow non rhythmic white boy dance.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 15, 2015 05:34 PM (3EnBR)

26 I think they did that video a few months ago. I couldn't bear to watch it because I knew the actual words to that song:

http://tinyurl.com/ndfxrp2

What's next, "What a friend we have in Hillary?"

Even if you were a supporter of Hillary I am bothered by any Christian choosing to debase way the song in that way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2015 05:34 PM (GERXL)

27 I just can't help but remember the film Jesus Camp here those kids were encouraged to pray for President Bush the younger by a standup picture of the guy, and the left lost their heads screaming THEY ARE BEING TOLD TO PRAY TO THE PRESIDENT!!!1!!1!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 05:34 PM (39g3+)

28 Oh and I would be alright with them singing Back in the USSR.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 15, 2015 05:35 PM (tMrac)

29 The pace seems to be quickening dunnit? At least the idiots are proud. Never afraid to speak up and prove it. Blech.

Posted by: Clarney at October 15, 2015 05:35 PM (x1W3q)

30 Hallelujah is a modern translation of two Hebrew words that combine as "give praise" to ""Yahweh" or Jehovah God.



In other words, this is blasphemous. Hillary is no more God than I am an Olympic marathon runner.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 15, 2015 05:35 PM (dFi94)

31 I wish we could can some of this stupid and ship it to Putin, but if we could, he would just serve it da Zero over his waffles and da Zero would ask for seconds.

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:36 PM (xWW96)

32 What could go wrong with messianic worship of a politician?

Posted by: European Jews in 1933 at October 15, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

33 Oh for God's sake not this shit again.


It wasn't tolerable when it was Obama, and it sure as hell isn't with Grandma Rodham.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 15, 2015 05:36 PM (4ErVI)

34 I liked it better in the original Russian.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2015 05:37 PM (KrAjA)

35 This is the Socialist way. It's easier than using your brain.

Posted by: ALH at October 15, 2015 05:37 PM (Z56vq)

36 What's next, "What a friend we have in Hillary?"


The Old Rugged Twa*

Posted by: pep at October 15, 2015 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

37 When the sluts come marching in.

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:38 PM (xWW96)

38 I'd also be okay with Hillary singing
I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Her name was Huma, H-U-M-A, Huma

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 15, 2015 05:38 PM (tMrac)

39 Hillary Rodhammm Clinton... mmm... mmm... mmm!

Posted by: some kids being brainwashed at October 15, 2015 05:38 PM (lqmAz)

40
They did it for Barry - worse they used children.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 15, 2015 05:38 PM (iQIUe)

41 6 The one in the back on he left ws a little flat.
----------------
I don't mind a B- cup, myself. I ain't picky.

Posted by: Chi at October 15, 2015 05:38 PM (ifloA)

42 An 'alternative' chorus, not an actual chorus.


Posted by: European Jews in 1933 at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

43 Hillary and "'Old Rugged Dross"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (GERXL)

44 36
What's next, "What a friend we have in Hillary?"



The Old Rugged Twa*




Posted by: pep


Or perhaps "Just a Stronger Drink With Thee".

Posted by: pep at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

45 So they place their highest, deepest hope in Hillary? That's pretty sad. She doesn't even claim to be a deity.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (E5UB0)

46 I was Unitarian in college because of course I was.

Anyway, one Christmas shortly after we were married, I dragged my poor husband to a Christmas Eve service at the local UU church. See, I'd been raised in the Episcopol church and couldn't give up the idea of midnight mass, even after I'd tumbled into the Methodist church and finally the UU church.

Anyway, we go to the "service" and they've scrubbed every mention of Jesus from the Christmas songs.

My new husband and I started openly laughing at the absurdity.

I never went back.

Oh night, divine!

Oh night, when some random historical figure who may guide your spiritual path but if not that's ok was born

Posted by: Lauren at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (9QOn9)

47
There had to be at least one of these leftist pinko cockholsters who noted "a cult-of-personality-type song probably isn't a good idea". Unfortunately, they didn't put up the video of the choir rending that apostate limb from limb. Because that shit would have been high-larious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (o98Jz)

48 I'm down with it.

Posted by: Huma at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (nSW/N)

49 Gimme dat Old Time Communism.

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (xWW96)

50 Hispandering has its rewards. Or is it Herspandering?

Posted by: se pa moron at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (sI4OA)

51 Hey, I thought Obama was god?!?!

WTF. Now I gotta take down my shrine. Geez.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (IeR2g)

52 Obligatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (KrAjA)

53 What bothers me is that these stupid cows think that this is somehow important to the cause. Perhaps we should dress them up in white gowns and they can fold their hands and sing Hallelujah as they march down the aisle and bow to Her Deity.



Stupid cows. I think that's in the Bible somewhere. I'm gonna look it up.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 15, 2015 05:40 PM (dFi94)

54 We can do the same thing, I'm thinking My Humps by Black Eyed Peas as My Trumps

Posted by: Eric at October 15, 2015 05:40 PM (t8ISX)

55 What amazes me is that the same people who are perpetually aggrieved about Imagined slights...

Cannot see how deeply insulting this is...

Posted by: BB Wolf at October 15, 2015 05:40 PM (qh617)

56 I didn't know the mackerel were schooling this time of year.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2015 05:40 PM (3tjn4)

57 Yeah...it doesn't really work with Hillary, does it?

Posted by: AmishDude at October 15, 2015 05:40 PM (JIElb)

58 Nothing bad can come from turning your politics into religion, could it?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 15, 2015 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

59 Its times like these I feel like Job disgruntled that God is so forgiving and patient with sin.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 05:40 PM (39g3+)

60 "On an appointed day Herod put on his royal robes, took his seat upon the throne, and delivered an oration to them. And the people were shouting, 'The voice of a god, and not of a man!' Immediately an angel of the Lord struck him down, because he did not give God the glory, and he was eaten by worms and breathed his last. But the word of God increased and multiplied." (Acts 12:21-24)

Not as succinct as the Exodus 20 quote above, and not as popular as AllenG's famous verse, nor as forceful as the movie version of Ezekiel 25:17... but I'm holding out for a good smiting from SMOD.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 15, 2015 05:41 PM (iIzG7)

61
I'd like to teach the blog to sing
In perfect harmony
Id like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow-white turtle doves
AoShq -- it's da real thang!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 15, 2015 05:41 PM (iQIUe)

62 The funny thing about this: only if an 'ette says "I'd hit that" would any of the women in this video get excited.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2015 05:41 PM (VQjKe)

63 I can't watch. What song did they blaspheme?

Posted by: Lea at October 15, 2015 05:42 PM (yoQ7e)

64 Stupid cows. I think that's in the Bible somewhere. I'm gonna look it up.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 15, 2015 05:40 PM (dFi94)

The worship a cow that eatith vodka.

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:42 PM (xWW96)

65 Ugh.

Over a year of this still to go.


i guess next we get to hear about how beautiful Hillary! is...with her mighty power glutes or whatever.

Then how she's the smartest woman evah and a light bringer.

And, of course, the children's choir singing her praises.

And then the libtard acquaintances who will work Hillary! into every fucking conversation.

Shoot me now.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2015 05:42 PM (0cMkb)

66 Amazing face, how old thou art
to frighten fools like me...

I'd do more but I don't actually know the rest

Posted by: mallfly the flightiest at October 15, 2015 05:43 PM (qSIlh)

67 It's not any creepier than the mmmm mmmm mmmm TFG song.

Though I admit that is a pretty low bar to start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ty7WU872Lk

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2015 05:43 PM (gyKtp)

68 What song did they blaspheme?

Woke this morning with my mind on Jesus.

Posted by: no good deed at October 15, 2015 05:43 PM (GgxVX)

69 Cannot see how deeply insulting this is...

Posted by: BB Wolf at October 15, 2015 05:40 PM (qh617)


Oh they can see. That was the point.St..... .unts.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 15, 2015 05:43 PM (AC0lD)

70 They really are pushing Hillary right now, apparently upset that she's collapsing in polls and recognized as not doing well in the debates, despite having carefully memorized the answers to the pre-provided questions.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (39g3+)

71 Someday Hillary will die and become worm food, as all of us will. Why worship someone who is just as mortal as you are? Do they really believe that she's infallible?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (0MJkC)

72 Did anybody notice Sheryl Crow dragging her ass across the lawn in the background?

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (3tjn4)

73 "Its times like these I feel like Job disgruntled that God is so forgiving and patient with sin."

With a side order of Habakkuk 1.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (iIzG7)

74 Remember back in 2008 when the creepy video of the kids singing "Yes, we can!" surfaced on YouTube?

Some of those children are now old enough to vote for Hillary.

Posted by: mrp at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (JBggj)

75 Hey, I thought Obama was god?!?!

WTF. Now I gotta take down my shrine. Geez.


Posted by: Hepcat at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM (IeR2g)



Do what we did.

You can just move Obam's Shrine a little to the side, next to the shrines to Roosevelt, Joe Stalin, and Ho Chi Minh.

Posted by: Polly Theism at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (SukjU)

76 She's not even married to a Mexican, yet no one is substituting Jeb's name for Jesus in any hymns, except if you count Homer's "Jebus".


Rock of Ages cleft for ... Huma.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (E5UB0)

77 My Sharona = My Forina

When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, Forina?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Forina?

Posted by: Eric at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (t8ISX)

78 Oh night, when some random historical figure who may guide your spiritual path but if not that's ok was born

Posted by: Lauren at October 15, 2015 05:39 PM


*snort*

OW! Ow! Ow! Ow!

You have no idea how much gin burns the nose.

Seriously, though, this reminds me of a WSJ (I think) article from about 10 or 15 years ago. The UU church here in Boston was all in an uproar because some of its members wanted to make the official statement that they believed in God. Other members were aghast. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (KrAjA)

79 Found it! Amos 4:1


"Hear this word, you cows of Bashan who are on the mountain of Samaria,
Who oppress the poor, who crush the needy,
Who say to your husbands, "Bring this now, that we may drink!"





I especially like that last part.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (dFi94)

80 Amazing gross

Posted by: Clarney at October 15, 2015 05:45 PM (x1W3q)

81 they've scrubbed every mention of Jesus from the Christmas songs.

At some point they'll realize that all they have to do is change the pronunciation.

It'll be about Hay-sus and Charlie Crist.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 15, 2015 05:45 PM (2lndx)

82 With a side order of Habakkuk 1

I've been reading that a lot lately. Its hard to keep a Godly perspective in the cesspit we swim in.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 05:45 PM (39g3+)

83 72 Did anybody notice Sheryl Crow dragging her ass across the lawn in the background?
Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (3tjn4)


Like a dog with butt itch? No wonder, she wipes not.

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:45 PM (xWW96)

84 If you're going to sing a song about Hillary it's got to be Evil Woman.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 15, 2015 05:45 PM (D/1P4)

85 You know what really pisses me off? How Disney inserts Michelle Obama into everything.

They animated her and put her on Doc McStuffins, ffs.

Posted by: Lauren at October 15, 2015 05:45 PM (9QOn9)

86 Oh they can see. That was the point.St..... .unts.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
-----------------------------------------
Yes. It's a troll. But that shows how little reverence they have for their own religion.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 15, 2015 05:46 PM (E5UB0)

87 Did anybody notice Sheryl Crow dragging her ass across the lawn in the background?

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (3tjn4)


Leaving a yard long snail trail

Posted by: Bruce at October 15, 2015 05:46 PM (8ikIW)

88 Not this shit again. We already had the crappy country western singer singing his Ode to Hilary and then that Bammy song with the kids singing mmmmm mmmmm mmmm

Posted by: L, Elle at October 15, 2015 05:46 PM (2x3L+)

89
Ace of Spades!
Movement of Jah Morons
We know where we're going
We know where we're from
Ace of Spades!
Movement of Jah Morons
Move!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 15, 2015 05:47 PM (iQIUe)

90 Destined to take the place of "Barack WhoSane Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm in your mythology.

-Zombie Frank Zappa

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2015 05:47 PM (LUgeY)

91 Then that Bammy song with the kids singing mmmmm mmmmm mmmm

Was that about him eating a dog?

Posted by: Bruce at October 15, 2015 05:47 PM (8ikIW)

92 Yeah the minor prophets were not patient or kind with foolish, vain, and sacreligious women. Especially wealthy ones that preened and spent so much on looking better so they could gain power and esteem.

Cows of Bashan is a great term.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 05:47 PM (39g3+)

93 It's her coven, and they're invoking her.

Blood for the Blood Goddess!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 15, 2015 05:47 PM (jR7Wy)

94 Speaking of 'alternatives,' Japan continues to serve up WTFs on why they not breeding.

http://www.ufunk.net/gadgets/pyjama-japonais-wtf/

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2015 05:47 PM (kVLm4)

95 Bringin in the Sheep

Posted by: Clarney at October 15, 2015 05:48 PM (x1W3q)

96 Barack WhoSane Obama,

I sang Funky Cold Medina instead.

Posted by: no good deed at October 15, 2015 05:49 PM (GgxVX)

97 Backwards Boy, go with the original 'mmmm mmm mmm mmm' song

https://youtu.be/X_dO4x1kbJ4

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2015 05:49 PM (kVLm4)

98 Bring some of those Hot Japanese school girl types over here, we'll help them out. No charge!

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:49 PM (xWW96)

99 They should release a single to help pay off the national debt which is going to wipe out any dreams they have of collecting social security.



Oh well, their husbands will take care of them when times get tough....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 15, 2015 05:50 PM (AC0lD)

100 And the left has the nerve to call us mindless and crazy...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whales at October 15, 2015 05:50 PM (0x/TW)

101 >>>> Was that about him eating a dog?
Posted by: Bruce at October 15, 2015 05:47 PM (8ikIW)
---------
Hahahaha, Bruce! He probably made the poor kids eat dog before their sad performance

Posted by: L, Elle at October 15, 2015 05:50 PM (2x3L+)

102
The mmm mmm mmm song sounds like someone sucking cock.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 15, 2015 05:50 PM (iQIUe)

103 I'll see your Amos 4:1 and raise you Revelation 17:3-6:

Cows of Bashan, worshipping the whore of Babylon...

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 15, 2015 05:50 PM (iIzG7)

104
Bring some of those Hot Japanese school girl types over here, we'll help them out. No charge!

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:49 PM (xWW96)








I'm not a fan of the Japanese fetish for snaggle-toothed nymphets. But I am willing to learn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2015 05:51 PM (o98Jz)

105 Just wait till Hilary's leaked porn
And I hope you guys are eating right now

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 15, 2015 05:51 PM (nWM2V)

106
>You know what really pisses me off? How Disney inserts Michelle Obama into everything<

Disney's main business is turning fresh faced girls into screwed up sluts.

Posted by: Miley Lohan at October 15, 2015 05:51 PM (q4hvt)

107 We gotta repeal the 19th. Sorry ladies but way too many of your brethren are bat shit crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2015 05:51 PM (/tuJf)

108 Someone should remind Hillary what happened to Herod when the crowd started shouting "the words of a god and not a man" and he did not choose to deny it.

Eaten by worms and all that.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 15, 2015 05:51 PM (QVfCp)

109 104

Bring some of those Hot Japanese school girl types over here, we'll help them out. No charge!



Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:49 PM (xWW96)


Seconded.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 15, 2015 05:52 PM (AC0lD)

110 We gotta repeal the 19th.

The crazy thing is I hear more women say that these days. Older women, granted, but shaking their heads and wondering how it could have all gone so wrong.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 05:52 PM (39g3+)

111 Sick puppies, but then puppies are cute....not so much these dykes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2015 05:52 PM (DUoqb)

112 Hail Hillary, full of gin, the MFM is with thee.
Blessed art thou
amongst women,
And blessed is your candidacy because of thy womb, oh yes.
Holy Hillary,
Mother of Odd,
Pray for us wingers,
Now and at the hour of our death panel.
Amen

Posted by: saying the Hail Hillary at October 15, 2015 05:52 PM (lqmAz)

113 Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 15, 2015 05:51 PM

That was just wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2015 05:53 PM (KrAjA)

114 You would have to look long and hard to find a worm depraved and starved enough to take a bite of that shriveled old puss bag of inequity.

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:53 PM (xWW96)

115 Yeah the minor prophets were not patient or kind ........

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 05:47 PM (39g3+)
----------------------
I was on the phone the other day with a customer service rep, and he says "This is Malachi - how can I help you?" So I told him that I loved his name and he said, yep, named after an Old Testament prophet, so I tell him Malachi is one of my very favorite books in the Bible so we talk about it for awhile until I completely forgot why I was calling. He was a nice man. We laughed and I hung up till the next day when it came to me.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 15, 2015 05:53 PM (dFi94)

116 "We gotta repeal the 19th. Sorry ladies but way too many of your brethren are bat shit crazy."

Those brethren are cistern.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 15, 2015 05:53 PM (iIzG7)

117 Bring some of those Hot Japanese school girl types over here, we'll help them out. No charge!



Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:49 PM (xWW96)


Seconded.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 15, 2015 05:52 PM (AC0lD)

Don't know what your talking about, but I'll third that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2015 05:53 PM (DUoqb)

118 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 05:44 PM (39g3+)

She didn't get any bump in the polls after the debate/ Leftist sites seem to praise her performance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2015 05:53 PM (GERXL)

119
Attention earth peoples.
We are now register Republicans.
muahahaha

Posted by: Kang/Kodos 2016 at October 15, 2015 05:53 PM (yfObW)

120 100 Japanese maids making breakfast

https://youtu.be/NewiSNS-vLk

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2015 05:53 PM (kVLm4)

121 Up next on the hit playlist:


Tomorrow Belongs to Hillary!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 15, 2015 05:54 PM (RFeQD)

122 Eaten by worms and all that.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 15, 2015 05:51 PM (QVfCp)
======================

Yeah, and rather suddenly too. Do no want "Death By Instant Worm-Eating" on my tombstone.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 15, 2015 05:54 PM (dFi94)

123 58 Nothing bad can come from turning your politics into religion, could it?

The nice thing about worshiping God is that you are less often tricked into worshiping something else.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 15, 2015 05:55 PM (JIElb)

124

Alternate post title:

These Fish Do Not Need Bicycles



*for those of you in Rio Linda, this is from the idiotic feminist bumper sticker "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"


Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 05:55 PM (Fv3UZ)

125 >>Those brethren are cistern.

I'm not so sure some of them are these days. And no way am I doing a package check on any of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2015 05:55 PM (/tuJf)

126 I'm thinking Eddy G was more entertaining.







The Ten Commandments (1956)





Whose Messiah this bitch is now.

Posted by: DaveA at October 15, 2015 05:56 PM (DL2i+)

127 I'll see your Amos 4:1 and raise you Revelation 17:3-6:

Cows of Bashan, worshipping the whore of Babylon...


Posted by: Qoheleth at October 15, 2015 05:50 PM (iIzG7)
================================

Yeah, I think that trumps mine. Definitely.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 15, 2015 05:56 PM (dFi94)

128 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6HRL28W0Hc

Posted by: DaveA at October 15, 2015 05:56 PM (DL2i+)

129 >>> It's her coven, and they're invoking her.
Blood for the Blood Goddess!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 15, 2015 05:47 PM (jR7Wy)
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I'd laugh except it's probably true. Did they break out into chanting "All Hail Satan" like they did at the Wendy Davis filibuster? MOAR Abortions!!!

Evil, sick bints.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 15, 2015 05:56 PM (2x3L+)

130 >>>And blessed is your candidacy because of thy womb, oh yes<<<

Thank you for not bringing up the fruit of Hillary's womb. Dear Jesus.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2015 05:57 PM (3tjn4)

131
Lesbos crack me up -- they're such frauds.

They all like to be vaginally penetrated by penis-shaped objects, just not by men. So their sexual "orientation" is really just a dislike of men.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 05:57 PM (Fv3UZ)

132 "And no way am I doing a package check on any of them."

Bruce Jenner: a lass, I knew him when...

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 15, 2015 05:57 PM (iIzG7)

133 104 I'm not a fan of the Japanese fetish for snaggle-toothed nymphets. But I am willing to learn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2015 05:51 PM (o98Jz)


Eh, it's nothing that Invisalign can't fix.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 15, 2015 05:57 PM (EHU9F)

134 Fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go round....

Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2015 05:57 PM (2Ocf1)

135 Okay, who's bashin' cows here?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 15, 2015 05:57 PM (RFeQD)

136 >>>Hallelujah is a modern translation of two Hebrew words that combine as "give praise" to ""Yahweh" or Jehovah God.
---------------------------
Why not do a performance of Handel's Messiah in which they sing Hill-elujah.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 15, 2015 05:57 PM (E5UB0)

137 For educational purposes only, an example of the Hot Japanese School girl.

https://goo.gl/QPdZJ7

Posted by: maddogg at October 15, 2015 05:58 PM (xWW96)

138 All Hail Eris, if they are procuring blood for Hillary's Bathory treatments, they need to find new sources. The Blood of Harridans is not what the recipe calls for.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2015 05:58 PM (kVLm4)

139 I picked a fine time to quit main-lining Drano.

SMOD, take me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2015 05:58 PM (FsuaD)

140 Hillary
Goddamn
Clinton

Posted by: seamrog at October 15, 2015 06:00 PM (aoqRI)

141 Blessed be the fruit of her looms.

Posted by: Carlita, her maid, making $2.00 per hour at October 15, 2015 06:01 PM (sI4OA)

142 Why even bother going to church when you have such contempt for your own religion. Just turn it into an elks' lodge.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 15, 2015 06:01 PM (E5UB0)

143 The science is settled. Thunderskank will be our next prezznit. Goodbye America, flush twice. The giant turd wll take some plungeing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 15, 2015 06:01 PM (ucDmr)

144
Speaking of bumper stickers...

ever seen this one?

[green color]26 + [orange color]6 = 1

For years, honest to Christ, I thought this meant they were a fan of Larry Bird. I could never figure it out, and I didn't give a shit to find out what it meant. I could tell it was an Irish thing, or a Boston Celtics thing. Either way, I always thought it was stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 06:01 PM (Fv3UZ)

145 Maybe they'll get to practice again in a room with acoustics. Visitors center at the Federal Pen.

Posted by: DaveA at October 15, 2015 06:02 PM (DL2i+)

146 You Are the Rod Between My Hams.

Posted by: Silbar and Henly at October 15, 2015 06:02 PM (pJkGF)

147
Yeah, I know 26+6 = 32, not 33. But I always though the sticker read 26 + 6 + 1.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 06:02 PM (Fv3UZ)

148 Oh Corgis, Dave in Texas has a post about breaking barriers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2015 06:03 PM (kVLm4)

149 >>>> Lesbos crack me up -- they're such frauds.
They all like to be vaginally penetrated by penis-shaped objects, just not by men. So their sexual "orientation" is really just a dislike of men.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 05:57 PM (Fv3UZ)
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Yeah, I know. Plus their need for one person to play the part of the man and the other the woman hence the femme and butch dyke phenomenon. I don't understand the two lipstick lesbian couples. I've known some of those. I guess they're the smarter real lesbians.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 15, 2015 06:03 PM (2x3L+)

150 Heh
Imagine this leaked porn title
Hilary and Michelle star in Scissors: Can they cut the fur

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 15, 2015 06:03 PM (nWM2V)

151 Their pants say yoga, but their asses say McDonalds. Tralier trash have more class han these hideious skanks. Where are the dildoes?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 15, 2015 06:03 PM (ucDmr)

152 Hillary Rodham Clinton, mmmmm....mmmmmm....mmmmmm

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2015 06:03 PM (FsuaD)

153 Yeah, I think I'll just keep clinging to my religion. I sure as Hell ain't clinging to that.

Posted by: no good deed at October 15, 2015 06:04 PM (GgxVX)

154 112 & 146
Fantastic!

Posted by: Clarney at October 15, 2015 06:04 PM (x1W3q)

155 151: Damn ipad.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 15, 2015 06:05 PM (ucDmr)

156
I don't understand the two lipstick lesbian couples.

They really don't exist. I mean, if/when they do, it's really just a "stage" these emotionally-stunted daddy-haters are going through.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 06:05 PM (Fv3UZ)

157 13 Just curious. Is there a hell in Hillary's cosmos? If so, is it reserved for Republicans?
Posted by: pep at October 15, 2015 05:30 PM (LAe3v)


I believe she calls if "Fun Camp".

Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2015 06:05 PM (sdi6R)

158 Run, don't walk, from the Hillary thread. While not a true hero like Mrs. Cankles, the nood Chuck Yeager will have to suffice.

Posted by: rebel flounder at October 15, 2015 06:06 PM (1DH1V)

159 At this point it looks like Sanders is the one most likely to win, but who knows. Maybe SMOD will show mercy on us all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 15, 2015 06:06 PM (39g3+)

160 Channeling star wars mr. Hugo?

Posted by: Clarney at October 15, 2015 06:06 PM (x1W3q)

161 I guess separation of church and state doesn't apply when the state is your church.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 15, 2015 06:07 PM (JKpGX)

162

In my "clubbin'" days, the cool thing for chick-friends to do was kiss each other in front of everyone. Oh look at me, I'm a lesbian!!!...but not really, hahahaha.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 06:08 PM (Fv3UZ)

163 Buzzion, since you exist in a post-life state you can ask that question directly to Lenin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2015 06:08 PM (kVLm4)

164

oh look at me!! I'm pushing the boundaries...doing things no one ever thought of before!!

Every generation thinks they invented or discovered sex and homo sex.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 06:09 PM (Fv3UZ)

165
la nooda

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 06:10 PM (Fv3UZ)

166 So,
Hillary = holy cow ?

Posted by: seamrog at October 15, 2015 06:17 PM (aoqRI)

167 This so-called choir thinks that the videos of PP were faked/edited, women are vastly underpaid compared to men, and rape is at epidemic proportions in this country.

Pathetic.

Posted by: Cheri at October 15, 2015 06:23 PM (oiNtH)

168 112 Hail Hillary, full of gin, the MFM is with thee.
Blessed art thou
amongst women,
And blessed is your candidacy because of thy womb, oh yes.
Holy Hillary,
Mother of Odd,
Pray for us wingers,
Now and at the hour of our death panel.
Amen

Posted by: saying the Hail Hillary at October 15, 2015 05:52 PM

~~~

Classic!

Posted by: IrishEi at October 15, 2015 06:29 PM (E6RIJ)

169 138 All Hail Eris, if they are procuring blood for Hillary's Bathory treatments, they need to find new sources. The Blood of Harridans is not what the recipe calls for.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2015 05:58 PM (kVLm4)
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I use virgin blood, of course, but prefer to bathe in the tears of IT support specialists.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 15, 2015 06:44 PM (jR7Wy)

170 I'm an atheist but isn't that blasphemy and a sin?

Posted by: smileynh at October 15, 2015 08:31 PM (5vRRq)

171 144


Speaking of bumper stickers...



ever seen this one?



[green color]26 + [orange color]6 = 1



For years, honest to Christ, I thought this meant they were a fan of
Larry Bird. I could never figure it out, and I didn't give a shit to
find out what it meant. I could tell it was an Irish thing, or a Boston
Celtics thing. Either way, I always thought it was stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 15, 2015 06:01 PM (Fv3UZ)
From the colors, I *think* that's a reference to a united Ireland.

Posted by: Teemo at October 15, 2015 09:55 PM (8UH4A)

172 Blasphemy! Don't they know that the one true god is.....OBAMA?

Posted by: RGallegos at October 15, 2015 10:43 PM (/ZZR9)

173 OLD WHITE PEOPLE FOR HILLARY!

Not exactly the call to arms the left has been pushing lately, I thought we were all evil.

Posted by: Moom at October 16, 2015 07:00 AM (9s+Ob)

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