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Newest Feminist Crisis: Sports Jerseys Are Not Made in Women's Sizes
This feminist wanted to buy an Eli Manning sports jersey -- and was aghast to find there were no women's sizes. Women usually bought children's sizes, she was told.
But it gets worse -- because Women of Size (WoS), that is, XL women, cannot fit into child's sizes. So they have to buy men's jerseys, which actually fit them fine.But they're marked as "Men's sizes" which therefore denies the female gender exists entirely. Or something. I hope you'll all join me in staging a candlelight vigil tonight. This madness must end.So in response to consumer demand (or lack thereof) the store stopped carrying certain inventory. Totally innocent. pic.twitter.com/IjKXyFBUR1
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) October 13, 2015@kavithadavidson Being forced to buy women's cut jerseys online is not cool. Women need to be able to try on in store for sizing too.
— Rachel (@rmiriam) October 13, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)I saw rows and rows of skinny jeans, but aren't half of America's kids overweight?
I know I should claim Sears hates kids on twitter right?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2015 12:27 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 12:28 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 12:28 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Hanibal Lecter at October 13, 2015 12:28 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: Colin at October 13, 2015 12:28 PM (Espnc)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2015 12:29 PM (X7E8f)
Consumer demand.....
Like the fact that it's impossible to buy a "small" condom. They're only sold in "large" "extra-large" and "schnitzengruben" sizes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2015 12:29 PM (u093l)
Posted by: PC at October 13, 2015 12:29 PM (PEqlJ)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 13, 2015 12:29 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: weew at October 13, 2015 12:29 PM (EaEMG)
****
Technically I think "schnitzengruben" is a shape, not a size. But your point is well taken nonetheless.
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 12:31 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 13, 2015 12:31 PM (t2KH5)
The worst part is that she wants an Eli Manning jersey..
Posted by: PC at October 13, 2015 12:29 PM (PEqlJ)
*stirring the pot*
If there's one football jersey that you'd expect to find in a woman's size......
*slinks away*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2015 12:31 PM (u093l)
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 12:31 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at October 13, 2015 12:31 PM (AuWKR)
Posted by: elaine at October 13, 2015 12:32 PM (Y0Piu)
Posted by: davidt at October 13, 2015 12:32 PM (Mz/Zg)
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 12:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 13, 2015 12:32 PM (mb5h2)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 12:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 13, 2015 12:31 PM (t2KH5)
I'm not sure but I believe women's souvenir hockey jerseys come with a waist line.
Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at October 13, 2015 12:33 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at October 13, 2015 12:33 PM (3HaUs)
Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 12:33 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 13, 2015 12:33 PM (ppaKI)
I have a football jersey. It's in a man's size and I bought it online. Fuck these bitches.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 13, 2015 12:33 PM (JWzxO)
Also, I'm pretty sure most sports teams have cute girly stuff available with low vnecks and tight t shirts...right? Maybe that's not what they are talking about though
Posted by: Lea at October 13, 2015 12:33 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: granolagaye at October 13, 2015 12:33 PM (oEq2J)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at October 13, 2015 12:34 PM (AuWKR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2015 12:34 PM (KCQo0)
Can I get me a pair of 5" spike heels in a men's size 14 EEE? For a friend.
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em)
...............................
We'd like a pair of those, too. Phew.
Posted by: Hillary!s feet at October 13, 2015 12:34 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Lea at October 13, 2015 12:34 PM (lIU4e)
http://tinyurl.com/nvqtw8k
Posted by: weew at October 13, 2015 12:34 PM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 12:35 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at October 13, 2015 12:35 PM (3HaUs)
Posted by: brak at October 13, 2015 12:35 PM (xwPSp)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 13, 2015 12:35 PM (mb5h2)
Posted by: a Modern Moron at October 13, 2015 12:35 PM (ECrmY)
I assume the women's cut is more fitted, less boxy.
For a jersey, I'd want the big, boxy one. More comfy and easier to layer.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 12:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:36 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 12:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at October 13, 2015 12:37 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 12:37 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: elaine at October 13, 2015 12:37 PM (Y0Piu)
Can't you buy that stuff at the games, where any real fan would be anyways?
I swear, these women need a man to spank them (in the not-sexy way).
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 12:38 PM (kZVsz)
women's shirts button the opposite of men's but a jersey has no buttons."
A little extra room for (.)(.) ?
Posted by: Eli at October 13, 2015 12:38 PM (Mz/Zg)
So the men's jerseys are the only "real jerseys" one should be able to find.
Posted by: a Modern Moron at October 13, 2015 12:38 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 13, 2015 12:38 PM (JWzxO)
Posted by: sunny-dee at October 13, 2015 12:39 PM (EBoCD)
labels on it. They would come in Midget, runt, plain jane, bigun,
whopper, and magnum.
Svelt, Curvy, and Spherical, too.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 12:39 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2015 12:39 PM (UpW+Y)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 12:39 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 13, 2015 12:39 PM (U67az)
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 12:39 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: bystander at October 13, 2015 12:39 PM (hKyl0)
Coincidentally, there is plenty of space in my sports gear for Alyssa Milano.
Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2015 12:39 PM (3U4+k)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (y6T6u)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Joe McDermott at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (mBmF/)
Aaaand what's that 1st amendment thingy about free speech?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (m1pMI)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (buhTD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (39g3+)
But, OMG!!!! Sports Jerseys!!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: joncelli, Curled Up In A Fetal Ball at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Warden at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (XwbzU)
Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (3U4+k)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (lHb9q)
Meh, works both ways. Mr Grammar can wear his shirt, and Ms Goldberg can be all outragey at it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (39g3+)
And that was 15 years ago.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac in the OBX at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (kTZOh)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (JWzxO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (ucDmr)
Kavitha must be a hella fan if she didn't know this.
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (/tuJf)
Woomp there it is!
You can even get one in pink. Because there's nothing we like better than men with 58-year life expectancies reminding us of a disease that effects a population with an 81-year life expectancy.
Posted by: AmishDude at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: setnaffa at October 13, 2015 12:42 PM (BtRXi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:43 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2015 12:43 PM (o17zG)
****
Yeah, I'm going to add that right there on my "To-Do-Later" list.
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 12:43 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 12:43 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2015 12:44 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: brak at October 13, 2015 12:44 PM (xwPSp)
If their arguments had any basis in fact, we'd be making them.
Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2015 12:44 PM (3U4+k)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:43 PM (FsuaD)
Fixed, per AOSHQ Stylebook requirements.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 12:45 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:45 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: the guy who works at Modell's not Moodell's at October 13, 2015 12:45 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: MTF at October 13, 2015 12:45 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 13, 2015 12:45 PM (JWzxO)
Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2015 12:44 PM (jBuUi)
Orthodontia elastics will probably do the job.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 12:45 PM (2Ojst)
"Women usually bought children's sizes, she was told."
............................
Which caused her to calve right there on the spot.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 12:46 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:46 PM (FsuaD)
They have a whole market of women's NFL apparel.
You might have to use that strange new thing called the internet, however.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 12:46 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 13, 2015 12:46 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:38 PM (FsuaD)
I always liked Grammer but now I love him. That takes real guts in Hollywood.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 13, 2015 12:46 PM (u0lmX)
What it is is a bunch of kids spoiled by the blessings of capitalism who are used to being able to go into a sports store and immediately purchase what ever is their heart's desire at an instance.
They have no idea of the ridiculously complicated process that gets an obscure item into their hands and how much it costs to keep such a thing in inventory.
They think the whole world is as simple as their womens' studies class and why not have socialism? After all, a centrally-planned economy is more moral, even if we have to end up eating dirt.
Posted by: AmishDude at October 13, 2015 12:47 PM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 12:41 PM (/tuJf)
-------------
She does know. But they didn't sell them in this particular store and she demands to buy in person, not online, so she can try them on.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 13, 2015 12:47 PM (JWzxO)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 13, 2015 12:47 PM (ppaKI)
But in the days of social media, for some reason, one screaming voice of insanity and childishness somehow changes policy and forces businesses to act. I just can't get it. You don't like this? Good for you. Next topic. But no, they freak out like there's a bee in the car, go on TV apologizing and change everything to coddle this one foaming jackwagon. It makes no sense.
I'm convinced that businesses are confused and frightened by social media and the internet and think its far, far, FAR more influential and important than it actually is. You know how to deal with this?
Shrug and ignore it. Within half a week it will be another outrage and nobody will even remember the previous one. What was last week's big outrage, what were the left freaking out about two weeks ago? Do you even remember?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 12:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2015 12:47 PM (DdXqT)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 13, 2015 12:47 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 12:48 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 12:48 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 13, 2015 12:48 PM (659DL)
-------------------------------------------
zombie, you see more of the world than any woman I know! I'm sure we will see pictures soon of this shopping establishment. You are the best.
Posted by: MTF at October 13, 2015 12:48 PM (TxJGV)
But right now my quarterback choices are...Vick and The other....
Shit
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 12:48 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: General Zod at October 13, 2015 12:48 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Frank Tauss at October 13, 2015 12:48 PM (W71pZ)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 13, 2015 12:49 PM (2jQGY)
I was going to say, sports jerseys sure as hell come in women's sizes (and by that I mean fat girl sizes and I can say that as a fat girl).
In fact, I've bought myself sports jerseys in women's plus sizes off the rack at a sports store in Flyover Country.
Might it be that it's the whole you live in NYC and the store is being a bitch about not wanting to sell to fat people? Hmmm?
Because heaven forfend you cross the river and go into any mall in NJ and you could have found just what you wanted.
Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at October 13, 2015 12:49 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:49 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Decaf at October 13, 2015 12:49 PM (YEZio)
No /sarc.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 12:49 PM (kZVsz)
And you notice how it's always young women?
Almost always single women?
If the feminists are right, then a fish without a bicycle goes absolutely batshit crazy after a while.
Posted by: AmishDude at October 13, 2015 12:49 PM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 13, 2015 12:46 PM (u0lmX)
*****
Kelsey, Tom Selleck, Clint Eastwood, etc.... all have already made fcuk everybody money and are guaranteed box office/TV draws. Good on them for not going with the flow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 12:50 PM (buhTD)
Posted by: nckate at October 13, 2015 12:50 PM (Tss1H)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:50 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at October 13, 2015 12:50 PM (xudgf)
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 13, 2015 12:50 PM (326rv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:50 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Definitely Not Gay Gene Simmons at October 13, 2015 12:50 PM (/yvHO)
Yeah...no. Not a New Yorker.
Posted by: AmishDude at October 13, 2015 12:51 PM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:50 PM (ucDmr)
Culottes?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 12:51 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: bergerbilder at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (djBqY)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
I'm pretty sure the female uniforms fit better than Lauren Holly's did though
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (JWzxO)
Posted by: AmishDude at October 13, 2015 12:49 PM (Xd2w5)
Male essence. It's got electrolytes!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: The Ottoman Turks at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Fritz at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Decaf
Genuine Redskins apparel!
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (GDulk)
Absolutely untrue. There's something quiet enjoyable about watching a woman in the kitchen, wearing one of your shirts and no bottoms, so that every time she reaches for something her panties play peek-a-book.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 13, 2015 12:52 PM (OiH3z)
Kavitha??? Is that supposed to some feminized name for Kevin???
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 12:53 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:53 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 12:53 PM (8ZskC)
Nah, we just deny this chick exists. Cause she's a bitch. - All Men, Everywhere
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2015 12:53 PM (VQjKe)
Posted by: WNBA at October 13, 2015 12:53 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 12:54 PM (mcm0N)
-----------------
And heaven knows, some of you could really use them.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 13, 2015 12:54 PM (JWzxO)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 12:47 PM (39g3+)
You'd think the lack of damage to Chic-A-Filet's bottom line would have shown people that SJW outrage doesn't amount to shit. After all, that wasn't just one idiot, all the militant gays were screeching about it.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 13, 2015 12:54 PM (u0lmX)
http://heyjackass.com/
If people are shooting all around you, why not leave??
NSFW due to language.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 12:54 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:54 PM (ucDmr)
Thru out time, women have been swiping their BFs and Husbands oversize jerseys. When did this become a problem?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 12:55 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 12:55 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Ahmad the Tent Maker at October 13, 2015 12:55 PM (JO9+V)
If not a rule, then certainly a general trend in modern society.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 12:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 12:55 PM (iQIUe)
----
About the same time everybody became offended at everything.....
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 12:56 PM (8XRCm)
So, we've got that going for us.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 12:57 PM (kZVsz)
Not even Whoopi Goldberg wants to see her topless. There has to be standards here.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 12:57 PM (39g3+)
"Dude"? How about "the gentleman told me" or "the clerk told me." Bitch.
Posted by: rrpjr at October 13, 2015 12:57 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:53 PM (ucDmr)
It's the Mansier!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 13, 2015 12:57 PM (OiH3z)
That should be "Can't do anything about gang rape of small children".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 13, 2015 12:58 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 13, 2015 12:58 PM (35Mrv)
Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 12:58 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Impudent Warwick at October 13, 2015 12:58 PM (uEtcQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (JtwS4)
But the female gender DOESN'T exist! Gender is purely a social construct.
Posted by: despair (now with 50% less hope) at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (VrdxH)
I get it. You won't see me having any temper tantrums about it on twitter. I just check the big and tall stores and hope for the best.
And because I'm FAT, people don't expect me to be a fashion plate so there's that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Dentist at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (Mz/Zg)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em)
...............................
We'd like a pair of those, too. Phew.
Posted by: Hillary!s feet at October 13, 2015 12:34 PM (wAQA5)
I may know some people...
Posted by: Peggy Hill at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: not the mama at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (JPYxJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (ucDmr)
62 Check my twitter timeline @bdamages for my exchange with this woman.
Posted by: Joe McDermott at October 13, 2015 12:40 PM (mBmF/)
I'll post a link to your twitter feed:
https://twitter.com/bdamages/with_replies
Please consider sending her this link which will both solve her uniform problems and allow her test her progressive mettle:
http://www.goarmy.com/learn/apply.html
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (J4OwT)
(It's good to be a man.)
Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (zp6Kj)
It's chicks like this that make me ashamed to be a woman...
Posted by: elaine at October 13, 2015 12:32 PM (Y0Piu)
Shouldn't - because she isn't a woman, she's an overgrown adolescent.
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (fMQoG)
Even those blue striped garments with the Star of David came in women's sizes.
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (98Hkl)
This is a very good point. If anything Chick-Fil-A is doing better business than ever now. CEOs and business owners need to look at that.
Can negative social media hurt your business? Yeah, but for the most part its extremely short term and transitory. Just ride it out, or turn it to your advantage, don't lose your mind.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (gf8BH)
Way to go, Komen! You managed to turn raising money for cancer into something horrible!
Also, I have noticed that the pinkification of the NFL isn't nearly as bad this year. I think all the utter mockery of how bad it had gotten finally sank in a bit. I mean, it's still horrible, but it's not MY EYES MY EYES!
Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (ucDmr)
I learned my lesson the hard way when I tried to buy a Jay Cutler jersey...
... and it was intercepted before getting to me.
Posted by: Kavitha A. Davidson at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: Caitlyn "Bruce" Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC)
http://www.goarmy.com/learn/apply.html
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 13, 2015 12:59 PM (J4OwT)
LOL, don't forget about the mentioning how only the weak don't graduate Ranger school.
Posted by: Draki at October 13, 2015 01:01 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: jwest at October 13, 2015 01:01 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 13, 2015 01:01 PM (0LHZx)
Gee, that's mighty white of them ha?
But, what about the Crusades?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 01:02 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2015 01:02 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 13, 2015 01:02 PM (m1pMI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 01:02 PM (gf8BH)
The female gender DOESN'T exist. Not in the NFL as a player. Which is what the jersey represents. THE PLAYER.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:02 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 01:02 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 13, 2015 01:03 PM (1RNgT)
That and their retarded cave on Planned Parenthood funding. Remember that? Back when they said "well PP doesn't do Mammograms so why are we donating?" and everyone freaked out... and recently PP admitted that, no, they don't actually do any? Komen backing down and sending that evil group money again made me think very ill of them.
The pinkification of everything, I'm hoping that trend goes away soon. EVERYONE seems to be annoyed at it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:03 PM (39g3+)
Full disclosure: as a heteronormative cis-male, I don't wear sports jerseys, either. As a pro sports non-fan, I can take it or leave it. Enjoy watching the odd game on TV, sure, it's good entertainment. Define my life by it? No effing way. Enrich the already filthy rich by buying their shit? No effing way. But I do own a Mark Steyn T-shirt. And I wear it, as can be verified by at least one or two people here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2015 01:04 PM (0yhH4)
I have a link to Ted Kennedy wearing a speedo. Some of you deserve it, some of you do not
Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 01:02 PM (xWW96)
*evil eye*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 01:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 01:04 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 01:04 PM (gf8BH)
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This is actually TRUE.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2015 01:04 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Caitlyn "Bruce" Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC)
We've never had a problem.
Posted by: Thunder From Down Under at October 13, 2015 01:04 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Paladin at October 13, 2015 01:04 PM (LtaK3)
Komen raises money for Komen, not cancer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 01:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: dogfish at October 13, 2015 01:05 PM (rdjj7)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (kZVsz)
Thru out time, women have been swiping their BFs and Husbands oversize jerseys. When did this become a problem?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 12:55 PM (iQIUe)
Or my old bomber jacket.
First month, it was "Cur, I'm gonna wear your leather."
Second month, "Cur, I'm gonna wear the leather."
Third month, "Cur, why are you wearing MY leather?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (u093l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (FsuaD)
I guess that makes me weak as hell.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (JO9+V)
woman who isn't some dingbat SJW feminist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (GERXL)
Posted by: Tom Brady at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (wAQA5)
Useless trivia: the pink in the NFL? Isn't the pink that Komen uses.
Komen HQ is in my building. They have a huge pink "ribbon" of balloons up in the lobby. They are the pale pink balloons.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:07 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: Modern Man at October 13, 2015 01:07 PM (1DH1V)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2015 01:07 PM (oDCMR)
I always wanted a copy of the NYPost cover with Teddy's fat white ass on top of Suzy Chapstick on a boat with the headline:
DRILLING FOR OIL OFF OF CAPE COD!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 01:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (39g3+)
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I dont think you can really establish causation there.
...... more like an indicator or a predictor.
.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 01:07 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (mf5HN)
On Sunday while I was watching the Packer game, I made a disparaging comment about the pink. The people I was with looked at me like I had just confessed to shooting a puppy.
Yeah, I hate the pink so I must be pro-breast cancer.
It's no different than the Atlanta matrons being scandalized because - gasp - Scarlett is a widow and she danced with Rhett!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 13, 2015 01:08 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 01:06 PM (wAQA5)
Or a debate tonight in Hot Topic!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 13, 2015 01:08 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 01:08 PM (ucDmr)
Cause I am such a big fat bore
I'll whine and cry and then I'll sue your ass
Yes, Yes I will, cause it's money in the bank
And then I'll have the dough and all the sjw's I'll thank
I am loud, I am a big fat whore
I am womannnnnn
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:08 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: rebel flounder at October 13, 2015 01:08 PM (1DH1V)
Funny that, I had never eaten at at Chic-Fil-A before this dustup, now I never eat anywhere else for fast food!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 13, 2015 01:08 PM (ftVQq)
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**tosses lunch into the trash can**
Thanks...... for that....... visual.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: drunk Joe Namath at October 13, 2015 01:08 PM (ECrmY)
Equality is a stone cold bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:09 PM (19RKp)
Oh? And what event caused you to remember this painful interaction? Did you see a story about the sexual enslavement of Yazidi women by ISIS? Perhaps you read about female captives being forced to watch their 9 year old daughters being raped by full-grown ISIS monsters and thought to yourself, "This is SO TOTALLY like that time I couldn't buy a curvy Manning jersey to fit my fat ass!"
So I went into Modell's to buy a women's Eli Manning jersey.
Your first mistake was buying an Eli Manning jersey. But we'll let that go.
The dude tells me they don't carry women's jerseys: "Most women just buy the child sizes." OKAY MODELL'S DUDE.
First, I find your use of "dude" to describe the sales clerk offensive. You are clearly using that term to demean him as some loser who isn't down for the women's plus size clothing struggle. Stop being a bitch.
Second, he's telling you what OTHER women do when they discover there aren't any women's jerseys available. It doesn't matter that you can't do that because you're tubby. He's explaining to you why the lack of women's jerseys is a moot point. In other words, OMG grow up and just buy a damn unisex jersey, you hysterical assclown.
Mind you, this is a two-floor store in the heart of NYC. There's plenty of space for women's sports gear not designed by Alyssa Milano.
Ooooh, SO much to unpack here.
1) The size and location of the store is irrelevant. What is relevant is what customers are buying. If they don't get enough women coming into the store asking for women's jerseys (by which you mean "jerseys that show I have a waist so that men will think I'm cute"), there's no reason for them to take up valuable floor space with them. Like you just said, they're a big store in a very busy part of the world: filling up their inventory with shit that doesn't sell isn't going to help them stay there.
2) I'm pretty sure they have women's cut t-shirts and other female-geared clothing and accessories that you could choose from. Are you THAT desperate for an Eli Manning jersey with curves?
3) Alyssa Milano's line of sportswear is officially endorsed and sold by the NFL itself (http://www.nflshop.com/Alyssa_Milano). Instead of bitching about the lack of selection, how about you holla at a sister who is making HUGE bank selling women-tailored clothes in a traditionally male-dominated market? Or no, I guess you can just indulge in typical pampered Western woman feminist melodramatic bullshit some more.
Plus women are SOL if they can't fit into children's jerseys b/c they're ADULT HUMANS
No, they're not "shit out of luck". They can buy the adult unisex jersey like anyone else. I'm a plus-size woman myself: I know I can't wear petite shit. If they don't have a plus size rack at the store I'm in, I leave to find somewhere that DOES have what I can wear. This isn't that hard, honey. Shop with your feet.
have to buy men's jerseys bc they're not really women.
A) They're not "men's" jerseys. Odds are they're sold, like most things, as "unisex." Why? Because a man wearing a woman's baby-doll tee looks weird and creepy, but a woman wearing a traditional t-shirt isn't. Anyone can wear one. Shut up.
B) "Because they're not really women?" Really? Are you fucking kidding me right now? How about you get your self-absorbed head out of your ass and admit to yourself that you're not angry because they don't have your size and shape of jersey, but because you don't fit into the child-size jerseys like petite women do. The only person calling you an unwoman is yourself, you fat cow.
C) Oh, actually, I lied in that last paragraph. See, I'm ALSO calling you an unwoman. Why? Because no real woman gives a shit about a sportswear store's lack of plus size, woman-tailored team jerseys. We're too busy having sex with our boyfriends and husbands who love our curves, even if they're obscured by a unisex tshirt.
Fuck off, bint.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:09 PM (4df7R)
Made me snort. Like, for real.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 13, 2015 01:09 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 01:09 PM (JO9+V)
You know who else is frustrating me? That sweet little girl Jackie Evancho who blew everyone away with arias at age 11? Her sister "came out" as transgender and she's all "don't hate!" Disappointing. All those wonderful singing girls turn into trashy whores when they grow up, its so frustrating. So much talent and so little wisdom and guidance.
Its like their parents try to get them to do quality work and focus on talent and they get rebellious and stupid.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 01:10 PM (xWW96)
This is how she self-describes:
"I write a daily sports column on wide-ranging topics from on-the-field issues to the way sports interact with our culture, giving specific focus to issues of race, gender, politics, and business."
A new niche, the world's first grievance-sports beat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 01:10 PM (ucDmr)
That changed my perspective and I still think of that to this day. Apparently this spoiled bitch has never faced any real problems in her life. Must be nice to be her.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 13, 2015 01:10 PM (zOfJW)
Yup. Didn't see that coming.
Posted by: England and France at October 13, 2015 01:11 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:09 PM (4df7R)
Bravo
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 01:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 13, 2015 01:03 PM (1RNgT)
[Grabs crotch] Ay! I fuckin' resent that!
Posted by: Fat, Loudmouthed Iggles Fan at October 13, 2015 01:11 PM (RD7QR)
Is Wayne Tom Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
___________________________
Speaking of choking bitches, remember the 2007 Super Bowl?
Good times, good times.
Bitch.
Posted by: Eli Manning at October 13, 2015 01:11 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 01:11 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: stace at October 13, 2015 01:11 PM (CoX6k)
Just try finding a nice thong that fits when you have a dick.
Posted by: Caitlyn "Bruce" Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC)
..................................
They never "fit", that's the point.
Posted by: Euroweenies at the beach at October 13, 2015 01:11 PM (wAQA5)
Well yeah, I was weak before women started trying out for the Rangers. I wouldn't be able to hack basic training. I'm strong enough, just no endurance and awful health.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:11 PM (39g3+)
Way to go, Komen! You managed to turn raising money for cancer into something horrible!
Also, I have noticed that the pinkification of the NFL isn't nearly as bad this year. I think all the utter mockery of how bad it had gotten finally sank in a bit. I mean, it's still horrible, but it's not MY EYES MY EYES!
Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (mf5HN)
You must not have seen last night's game. And the pink shit increases through the month.
I will say that at least the NFL gives all the money to the American Cancer Society and not the Komen Foundation to donate to Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2015 01:12 PM (zt+N6)
We don't even have Women on our Women's Teams!
Shut up, sit down, put your Bhurka on, and make me some humus...
Posted by: Iranian Ayatollah at October 13, 2015 01:12 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 01:12 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:12 PM (kff5f)
LOL. Thank God for small favors. ;^)
Seriously though, men who aren't competitive swimmers look ridiculous in speedos and any woman with any decent self respect-even if they look like a model- shouldn't wear something that says "juicy" on it. The parents who actually buy this stuff and allow their girls to wear it (I realize some girls stealth buy stuff and change into it) should be tarred and feathered. Not, really, but com'on!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 01:12 PM (GERXL)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 01:12 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:13 PM (kff5f)
Well, it wasn't me.
Posted by: G. Costanza at October 13, 2015 01:13 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 01:13 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:13 PM (kff5f)
Ciswomen can be so obnoxious. Most of the shoes I like aren't made in my size, but you don't see me bitching about that.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:13 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Mallflower at October 13, 2015 01:13 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Chris Christie at October 13, 2015 01:13 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 01:14 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ray Rice at October 13, 2015 01:14 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 13, 2015 01:14 PM (OZmbA)
Oh gawd, thanks for that visual.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 01:12 PM (mcm0N)
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Who wears short shorts.
Who wears short shorts.
If you dare wear short shorts
Nair for short shorts.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:15 PM (8XRCm)
Later that day as rain was starting, I smugly pulled out and donned the parka. WTF!, the zipper was on the 'wrong' side. Naturally, I had to discard the parka, because, you know, woman's.
Like hell. I was happy to have it, and it has traveled on bike trips with me ever since. NO ONE has ever noticed, and I don't mention it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, using an assumed name at October 13, 2015 01:15 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:15 PM (39g3+)
FIFY.
Also anything with massive lettering on their breasts. I have no problem with grown women doing such a thing - and I know that teenagers will do it despite what their parents want - but parents should not be buying such for their children.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:15 PM (kff5f)
Oh wow. They even make maternity wear jerseys.
What's this woman's problem wiht Alyssa Milano?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:16 PM (4df7R)
Good times, good times.
Bitch.
Posted by: Eli Manning at October 13, 2015 01:11 PM (KCQo0)<<<
Not Tom's fault. **looks at Asante Samuel, Rodney Harrison, and Wes Welker**
Posted by: Mrs. Gisele Brady at October 13, 2015 01:16 PM (ECrmY)
I've called him sausage boy ever since.
Posted by: Chris Christie at October 13, 2015 01:16 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 01:13 PM (lHb9q)
That's not barbecue sauce.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:16 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 01:16 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:16 PM (39g3+)
Thanks to 404Care, does anyone know the coding for the men's pap smear?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:16 PM (19RKp)
Not worth the post IMO.
Posted by: Cheri at October 13, 2015 01:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:03 PM (39g3+)
Story time!
Mommy dragged me along to some health fair thing at a local hospital and, hey, free stuff so I went.
Things were going fine until there was some super duper uber omg omgomgomgomg Komen fund raiser there who was annoying as hell. I was trying to ignore her but I finally had it when she said "And do you know what's the most dangerous killer for women?" and I snapped out "Heart disease." She got all wide eyed and then was all "Well, yes, but for cancer" and I snapped "Lung cancer." I thought she was going to cry.
Mommy was not best pleased with me but I'd had it.
And, yes, I am fully aware that Komen raises money for Komen. Next up was going to be me asking so what percentage of these donations is going to research again but Mommy had already smacked me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Ahmed the clock inventor at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (OZmbA)
LOL!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (NOIQH)
FUN FACT: Studies show that women's parkas are a gateway drug to stiletto pumps and silk panties.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (Xo1Rt)
That changed my perspective and I still think of that to this day. Apparently this spoiled bitch has never faced any real problems in her life. Must be nice to be her.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 13, 2015 01:10 PM (zOfJW)
Had a Secretary in her office going off because of a fairly minor computer problem I was there to fix...
She was yelling at me... and I just stood there looking at her...
She said, 'why aren't you upset! I am!!! you should be!!!'
I said 'well, its all a matter of perspective... of what you think a REAL problem is... what you want to get upset about... and from MY perspective... well... no one is shooting at me today... soooo...'
She was not amused...
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (qh617)
Also anything with massive lettering on their breasts.
And tattoos like "use me again" with a recycle sign on the back of the neck or small of the back. Seriously? Why don't you just tattoo WHORE across your forehead and be done with it?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (39g3+)
Fuck off, bint.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:09 PM (4df7R)
[Wipes away tear] And this is why I keep coming back to the HQ.
Posted by: Fat, Loudmouthed Iggles Fan at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)/i]
Alyssa Milano is hawt and successful?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Ray Rice
So; who else is going to Hell for laughing at this?
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (326rv)
What would be an example other than a logo/name for a sports team?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (GERXL)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (kff5f)
Nothing says "social justice" like pissing on some poor slob who works for a living.
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (k8tEg)
We're not gluons for punishment, Christopher. We save that for the ONT.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 13, 2015 01:19 PM (m1pMI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (mf5HN)
Alex, if you talk about slapping you'll stir up the morons....
Posted by: Draki at October 13, 2015 01:19 PM (0eidE)
my favorite on this was that all tattoos translate to: "I have daddy issues"
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 13, 2015 01:19 PM (326rv)
*****
The men's pap smear itself isn't such a big issue. Inserting the speculum though turns out to be a real eye opener...
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 01:19 PM (lHb9q)
Does anyone know why the zipper and buttons are on the "other side" on women's clothing?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:19 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: Ray Rice
___________________________
As a wife, I never complain about wearing Aaron Hernandez' jersey either.
Posted by: Inmate 86501-2031,Souza-Baranowski Prison at October 13, 2015 01:19 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2015 12:47 PM (DdXqT)
Store clerk should have eyed her up and down, and then said, "Sorry, this is Modells. You want Moodells."
Sure, he'd get fired. but it'd be so worth it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2015 01:20 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Ray Rice
So; who else is going to Hell for laughing at this?
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (326rv)
Hey... come on....
You do know ALL the good comedians are down here...
Posted by: Can you say... SATAN!!!! at October 13, 2015 01:20 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 13, 2015 01:20 PM (k8tEg)
But but but but Komen and all that pink crap is designed to "raise awareness" - how could you have your awareness already raised without her assistance?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 01:20 PM (NOIQH)
Because whores get paid.
These women quite frequently provide their services free of charge.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:20 PM (kff5f)
The same reason the cringe and cry in dismay like an old woman while watching old movies where men have hair in their chests. Any sign of testosterone makes them feel inferior.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)/i]
Alyssa Milano is hawt and successful?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:18 PM (kff5f)
Yep. Classic bitchy women internecine jealousy.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:20 PM (4df7R)
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For the same reason they have their anus bleached. They're boyfriends like it that way.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2015 01:21 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 13, 2015 01:21 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 01:13 PM (lHb9q)
That's not barbecue sauce.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:16 PM (Xo1Rt)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE BARBECUE SAUCE BUT IT ACTUALLY ISN'T!!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 13, 2015 01:21 PM (2Ojst)
*****
It's hard to be the little spoon with calf stubble.
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 01:22 PM (lHb9q)
That was awesome. Yeah, it drives them crazy when you *remind* them that lung cancer is the #1 killer of women (BFF died of it last year) and heart disease is the #2 killer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 01:22 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Paul Anka at October 13, 2015 01:22 PM (ODxAs)
Thank you for filling my brain with just a bit more disgusting sludge
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 13, 2015 01:22 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:19 PM (19RKp)
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Because once upon a time women didnt button up their own clothes. Chambermaids did that. The suttons are reversed to make it easier for the help.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:20 PM (4df7R)
Basic bitch, get the term right!
Posted by: Draki at October 13, 2015 01:22 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:17 PM (Xo1Rt)
Detachable penis.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 01:22 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 13, 2015 01:21 PM (2Ojst)
I miss NFL QBs on FB so much.
*whines on Bander's shoulder*
Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at October 13, 2015 01:22 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Chris Christie at October 13, 2015 01:23 PM (mcm0N)
They switched them for men because of men wearing weapons under a coat.
Left hand opens the coat while right hand goes for the sword. Or these days a Glock 17.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:23 PM (Xo1Rt)
my favorite on this was that all tattoos translate to: "I have daddy issues"
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 13, 2015 01:19 PM (326rv)
And tattoos on the face translate as "I anticipate spending much of my life in one form of incarceration or another, with time off washing dishes and mucking out toilets."
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 13, 2015 01:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Draki at October 13, 2015 01:23 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Mallflour at October 13, 2015 01:23 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 13, 2015 01:23 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)
Exactly. Couldn't dress themselves. Wanted the "vote".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: BB Wolf
--------------------
I repost this from time-to-time, from 'Dr. Zhivago':
Engineer: If they were to give me two more excavators, I'd be a year ahead of the plan by now.
Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: You're an impatient generation.
Engineer: Weren't you?
Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: Yes, we were, very. Oh, don't be so impatient, Comrade Engineer. We've come very far, very fast.
Engineer: Yes, I know that, Comrade General.
Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: Yes, but do you know what it cost? There were children in those days who lived off human flesh. Did you know that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Cheri at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:19 PM (19RKp)
Holdover from the Renaissance, I think. And it's actually the other way 'round - men's shirts are "backward." It was considered polite always to use your right hand to do things (including buttons/ties on shirts and such), but with the advent of dueling culture, men had a need to use their left hand to undo/loosen their shirts. So, the switch was made to make that easier.
At least, that is what I'm told by several friends with interest (in at least one case - an actual career) in that period of history.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (kff5f)
Does anyone know why the zipper and buttons are on the "other side" on women's clothing?
The story I heard is that women were dressed by maids, who face the other direction, and men dressed themselves, so mirror image. Not sure how accurate that is.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (39g3+)
Which guess what surprisingly hard to find in stores. (40X30 being more common, but too long for me, leading to lots of frayed pant cuffs.)
So I buy them online.
and if they don't fit, I return them.
It's not that hard ladies.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (tM4uk)
@sunnykm
Posted by: Sunny at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (zTtjJ)
MRA??
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (fWAjv)
The female gender DOESN'T exist. Not in the NFL as a player. Which is what the jersey represents. THE PLAYER.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:02 PM (19RKp)
Don't point that out to a feminist or they'll start agitating for jerseys with the player's mother or sister's name on it. Just because the mother or sister don't actually play the sport doesn't mean they should be discriminated against.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (u0lmX)
****
Okay smarty. So, what side are a chambermaid's buttons on?
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 01:25 PM (lHb9q)
I'm old and out of date, but can any of you whippersnappers here explain why men shave their legs now? Sheesh.
Posted by: Sphynx
..............................
Makes the nylons slide on easier?
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 01:25 PM (wAQA5)
I don't know if it only applied to middle class and (much) higher women but women needed help getting into their old-times' dresses and corsets so they had dressers to help them. And it was easier for a dresser to button the buttons when they were on the opposite side of easier for someone doing it for themselves. Something along those lines anyway.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 13, 2015 01:25 PM (m1pMI)
Posted by: Stu-22 (a non-Modern Man) at October 13, 2015 01:26 PM (vd4oB)
I guess that the good news is that when the burning times come, special snowflakes such as Kavitha will melt quickly.
Posted by: Cheri at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (oiNtH)
She easily falls into my "Zombie Chow" category of human survival. That being, when the zombie apocalypse comes, good old Kavitha will be one of the first pitched off the back of the moving truck to distract the shambling zombie horde while the useful members of society get away.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:26 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Kavitha Farley at October 13, 2015 01:26 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: Modern Man at October 13, 2015 01:26 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at October 13, 2015 01:22 PM (mf5HN)
There, there, dear, it will get better.
*totally appropriate pat on the head with one of the hands*
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (JtwS4)
MRA??
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (fWAjv)
Men's Rights Activist. Dumb feminists use it as a pejorative.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Totally Not Seamus Muldoon (hee hee that'll fool 'em) at October 13, 2015 01:25 PM (lHb9q)
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How the fuck should *I* know..... I never hired, let alone undressed, a chambermaid.
Maybe.... If Ace lets us borrow that time machine....
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (8XRCm)
Just saying
Posted by: Not so Modern Man at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Modern Man at October 13, 2015 01:26 PM (k8tEg)
That's not the question. The question is " How can a sports jersey help a women give a better blow job?"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (gf8BH)
Netanyahu: Israel will settle scores with those killing civilians
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I sure hope so and quickly.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (iQIUe)
I learned my lesson the hard way when I tried to buy a Jay Cutler jersey...
... and it was intercepted before getting to me.
Posted by: Kavitha A. Davidson at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (ECrmY)
Ha!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: David Brooks at October 13, 2015 01:28 PM (Jj/2n)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 13, 2015 01:28 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 01:28 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sphynx
..............................
Makes the nylons slide on easier?
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 01:25 PM (wAQA5)
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*blink*
*blink*
Ok. all you assholes under thirtyfive..... get the hell off of my lawn.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:29 PM (oZxN4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (JtwS4
So what is the *other* hand doing?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:29 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:29 PM (Xo1Rt)
I learned my lesson the hard way when I tried to buy a Jay Cutler jersey...
... and it was intercepted before getting to me.
Posted by: Kavitha A. Davidson at October 13, 2015 01:00 PM (ECrmY)
Ba-dum-bum-TSS!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:29 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 13, 2015 01:30 PM (m1pMI)
If you soak a tampon in vodka and stick it up your azz, you get wasted like fiddy times faster.
(Things I Learned From Watching "Workaholics")
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat at October 13, 2015 01:30 PM (r9tFS)
Awesome!
Posted by: Cheri at October 13, 2015 01:30 PM (oiNtH)
Media headline Israeli troops burn Palestinian man alive!
Weasel Zipper
Worth the look. Feel good picture also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 01:30 PM (gf8BH)
Come to think of it I never bought a Playboy in my life.
Rooted through friends' parents' houses, found one in my older brother's room, got some from friends.
I think about five guys bought Playboy in history and then they all just got handed around.
Posted by: Not so Modern Man at October 13, 2015 01:30 PM (k8tEg)
That's the bright and shining dividing line here. She had two choices:
1) find a solution and take advantage of it to advance herself and her cause by personal effort - in this case get these stores to carry jerseys her business puts out
2) Scream and cry and throw a tantrum demanding someone (government) fix it.
She chose the path of the serf.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:24 PM (19RKp)
Putting a corset on and lacing up the back without help would be impossible. That was the point of those sorts of fashions - to show you were a lady with a maid to help her dress.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 13, 2015 01:31 PM (u0lmX)
Sounds like the Twitter equivalent of retorting that you have a small penis.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 01:31 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (JtwS4
So what is the *other* hand doing?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:29 PM (kff5f)
Something inappropriate with a different head.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (4df7R)
Thanks
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 13, 2015 01:31 PM (fWAjv)
Sounds like the Twitter equivalent of retorting that you have a small penis.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 01:31 PM (JO9+V)
That is quite literally one of their go-to retorts.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 01:32 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: womanofstuntedemotionalgrowth at October 13, 2015 01:32 PM (XkdIH)
That's what used to be in the early mags. Then it was just a hint of nudity. Took years before you even saw pubic hair.
Lots of breastessessss.
Like they say, you can get the full gyno examine type pictures with or without optional penetration so this will be classier and the broads more upscale.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:32 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Baldy at October 13, 2015 01:32 PM (sEXjW)
The Brits in 1950's Malay notwithstanding, we're now just a few days from the 2015 SW Ohio MoMe:
Saturday evening, October 17, 7-10 (ish), Beavercreek (I've also locked down a better venue).
Interested parties please let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).
Thanks!
Posted by: speedster1 at October 13, 2015 01:32 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:33 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sphynx
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Because this is the enlightened age of President Obama, the Smartest and Most Perfect Modern Man ever!!!!!
Posted by: Pajama Boy. Modern Man at October 13, 2015 01:33 PM (vd4oB)
Yeah I guess they've given up entirely on sales.
They're right, nobody sane pays for nakey pictures any more on the internet, but its the only reason anyone read their rag. Of course these days they have trannies and men in there so...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Not so Modern Man at October 13, 2015 01:30 PM (k8tEg)
so to speak.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:33 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Cheri at October 13, 2015 01:33 PM (oiNtH)
While the right hand goes to work.
I say the left hand diddles now,
While the right hand goes to work.
Posted by: DEVO at October 13, 2015 01:33 PM (JO9+V)
Problem with that is that men didn't dress themselves either. They were valeted. Also, women's buttons were usually in the back when they had maids to dress them.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 13, 2015 01:33 PM (GDulk)
The list includes: CNNs Anderson Cooper and Christiane Amanpour, Foxs Greta Van Susteren, NBCs Matt Lauer and Tom Brokaw, New York Timess Thomas Friedman and Nicholas Kristof, Fox Business Networks Maria Bartiromo, Yahoos Katie Couric, The Economists Matthew Bishop, and Financial Times Lionel Barber.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 01:33 PM (gf8BH)
I considered it a rite of passage at 14 to screw up the courage to ask for a Playboy from behind the counter.
Cyndi Wood's PMOY edition.
Certain things stay with you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:34 PM (JtwS4)
https://youtu.be/en1uwIzI3SE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 01:34 PM (9Fc79)
Has anyone notified the Ohio authorities?
Posted by: Cheri at October 13, 2015 01:35 PM (oiNtH)
Most importantly, I applaud Ms Davidson for the courage to come forward and try right this great wrong.
Posted by: ed gibbon at October 13, 2015 01:36 PM (vRNwc)
Answer: No thanks. I think everybody is pretty much aware of breast cancer by now.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 13, 2015 01:36 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:36 PM (39g3+)
I considered it a rite of passage at 14 to screw up the courage to ask for a Playboy from behind the counter.
Cyndi Wood's PMOY edition.
Certain things stay with you.
Vanna White edition, 1987, i was 16, buddy had to steal it cause the store wouldn't see to minors. Will never forget that ass
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 13, 2015 01:36 PM (/CIN4)
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The reason has its roots in both custom and fashion. In the last few centuries of modern dress, both men and women wore more clothes than they do today (which is probably just as well, as they also bathed a lot less than they do today).
Depending on the era, men might wear waistcoats, pantaloons, gaiters and wool jackets. But women's clothing was far more elaborate, and could consist of a dozen or more garments including petticoats, bloomers, gowns, corsets and bustles.
Thus, especially in middle- and upper-class society, men generally dressed themselves, whereas women did not. Instead, maids and servants might spend an hour or more dressing the lady of the house. Clothiers soon realized that reversing the buttons on women's clothes made the job faster and easier for all involved. Because men were not dressed by servants, there was no need to reverse the buttons on their garments, and thus a custom was born.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:37 PM (8XRCm)
Well if he is talking about Fredo, it's hard to argue with that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 01:38 PM (gf8BH)
First jack mag
First infatuation
First lay
First marriage
First divorce
First trophy lay
ahh, memories are made of this.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:38 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cheri
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Word has it that Kasich's security people have moved him to his 'safe space'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 01:38 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Roger Cobb at October 13, 2015 01:38 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:38 PM (39g3+)
Well unless you lived next to a cat House
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 01:39 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 13, 2015 01:39 PM (OiH3z)
I asked if it were a girl's jacket and the saleslady says no the Brits zip backwards.
Maybe their ghillies dress them?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:39 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Wait, you don't have a valet?
What the hell....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 01:40 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Soona at October 13, 2015 01:40 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Sphynx
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Aesthetics. I also shave my pits. Hair anywhere other than the head/eyebrows/eyelashes is just gross. That goes double for facial hair. Who wants to look like Dian Fossey's BFF?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:40 PM (oZxN4)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:41 PM (39g3+)
____________________
Yeah, I just woke up and WTF?
No nude women in Playboy?
The Russians are in the Middle East fighting terrorists with Israel and the US isn't?
The Houston Astros AND the Kansas City Royals are both in the post season?
Not only is there a black President, but he plays golf and can't shoot hoops to save his life?
The best Olympic Decathlete this country ever produced is now a woman?
Worst of all, somebody glued my balls when I was asleep. Glueballs? WTF is that?
Posted by: Rip Van Winkle at October 13, 2015 01:41 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Soona at October 13, 2015 01:40 PM (Fmupd)
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Vote?? VOTE?!?!?!?!?
We shoulda never let them have *SHOES*....!
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
Prolly gonna regret this but what does zip backwards mean? Zip from the top down?
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 13, 2015 01:41 PM (X+nFp)
"I'm old and out of date, but can any of you whippersnappers here explain why men shave their legs now? Sheesh.
Posted by: Sphynx "
Because today's young women have been taught to want boys and not men.
Years ago I did the dating site thing and was told I should shave my chest.
Didn't happen.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 13, 2015 01:41 PM (uhftQ)
*totally appropriate pat on the head with one of the hands*
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (JtwS4)
So. Noble.
All the Noble.
Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at October 13, 2015 01:41 PM (mf5HN)
Men don't try on Jerseys. We just buy the right size and put it on.
Posted by: Alec at October 13, 2015 01:42 PM (qNl9P)
Now the time my pregnant wife went to Arby's and they were out of roast beef... YIKES!
Posted by: Thatch at October 13, 2015 01:42 PM (pBZp4)
There was a time, a glorious time to be alive and 14 - 17, the Before Long Ago Time, when such publications were in the same open magazine rack as Mad Magazine. No shrink wrap. No asking for assistance to peruse the current month's visual cornucopia of boobage. Good times . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 01:42 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Rip Van Winkle at October 13, 2015 01:42 PM (KCQo0)
No, the side that has the zipper handle is on the wrong side of the jacket.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:42 PM (JtwS4)
Pirouette, pirouette, leap and SPLAT!
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at October 13, 2015 01:43 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Cheri at October 13, 2015 01:43 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 13, 2015 01:41 PM (X+nFp)
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Jacket type zipper. The handled zipper is on the right and the bare zipper you put in the zipper is on the left.
Brits are the other way around.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:38 PM (39g3+)
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"The Girl Next-door" is from Penthouse, or so I've been told.
Posted by: Soona at October 13, 2015 01:44 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 01:44 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Thatch
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Burger King. "We're out of hamburgers, would you like something else"?
It happened.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 01:44 PM (9mTYi)
Ok got it. That's odd but not nearly as assbackwards as i was imagining.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 13, 2015 01:44 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:44 PM (zOTsN)
Another sexist construct of the Matriarchy.
Posted by: davidt at October 13, 2015 01:44 PM (Mz/Zg)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:45 PM (oZxN4)
Yeah friends went to a KFC and they were out of ... chicken. Bad management, ordering fail.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:45 PM (Xo1Rt)
Jalepeno mac and cheese.
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 01:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 01:42 PM (JO9+V)
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And.... oddly enough.... men purchased their contraceptives from a dispenser at the Phillips 66 Station mens bathroom.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:46 PM (8XRCm)
You grew up in the wrong neighborhood.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 13, 2015 01:46 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Bruce
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I recall a picture of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley strolling around his Long Island estate, wearing hip boots, so as to avoid ticks, and Lyme disease.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (9mTYi)
That was beautiful!
Posted by: madamemayhem (yes I did it, no I'm not sorry) at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (WPm3x)
o.O
But I was told over and over that that never happened.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 01:45 PM (/tuJf)
I think it was "fcuking jalepeno mac n cheese". With a smirk.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (Xo1Rt)
Hillary's server was unsecured and accessible to any skript kiddie with nmap because VPNs and IDSes are not made in women's sizes.
Posted by: JEM at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: ThunderB
She don't need no stinking "registered" voters!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (9Fc79)
Ok. How about a cheeseburger?
I had a clerk tell me they didnt have small only medium and large. If you've only got two sizes, one of them has got to be small.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (X+nFp)
You can still do that in some truckstops around here. I've always wondered the age and quality though. How often is the stock rotated out?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (39g3+)
Ugh! My hubby was misdiagnosed w/Lyme disease. It was cancer.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 01:48 PM (NOIQH)
Where's Mooch with her crisis management tweets? Does it take kidnapped girls needing jerseys for her to take charge?
Posted by: Hank at October 13, 2015 01:48 PM (JyDJn)
Thank goodness we live in an age where hormone therapy can prevent traumatic crap like that.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:49 PM (oZxN4)
Posted by: BJ* at October 13, 2015 01:49 PM (CbxSY)
*totally appropriate pat on the head with one of the hands*
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 13, 2015 01:27 PM (JtwS4)
So. Noble.
All the Noble.
Posted by: alexthechick
Bander, with the one hand you have left?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:49 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:49 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah, the sales of foetal tissue, which never happened and Planned Parenthood never did, are now ending. Ah, got it. Kind of like their lack of doing any mammograms that they said defunding them would eliminate.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:49 PM (39g3+)
"Does anyone know why the zipper and buttons are on the "other side" on women's clothing?"
Access
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 13, 2015 01:50 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: JackStraw
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*pats CC Steyr C9-A1*
*dials 911*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 01:50 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (39g3+)
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Probably at the same rate as they're rotated in.
Posted by: Soona at October 13, 2015 01:50 PM (Fmupd)
For example, the governor of my own home state, Mike Pence, is still cowering in the corner of his office, curled into a fetal position, deathly afraid of receiving one more poisonous tweet for encouraging the passage of the Religous Freedom Act in Indiana a few months ago. Of course, Mike is handicapped. He has no spine. Or balls. Or principles.
Posted by: troyriser at October 13, 2015 01:50 PM (CMthJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 12:38 PM (FsuaD)
Kelsey G. doesn't want to kill unborn babies?
The bastard!
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2015 01:50 PM (kGrwF)
It is an outrage!
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at October 13, 2015 01:50 PM (XK0dn)
Surely a sternly worded hashtag will address this injustice.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:50 PM (39g3+)
wondered the age and quality though. How often is the stock rotated
out?
On a regular schedule. Every leap year, like clockwork, when the bathrooms are cleaned as well.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 01:50 PM (JO9+V)
Or they're restricted the season and the places.
So guess what?
More deer == more deer ticks.
More deer ticks == more chance of getting bit.
(they're little tiny boogers and as you may know, ticks are hard to notice. they know just where to go to hide)
Frankly (except for the children affected) those people deserve it.
Happens a lot in CT (where Lyme, CT IS) because of this very thing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:51 PM (Xo1Rt)
If the condom breaks in half when you try to unroll it you can usually get a refund.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 13, 2015 01:51 PM (1RNgT)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 13, 2015 01:51 PM (1RNgT)
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Just make sure you get the serial number of the condom and you'll have no problem.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 01:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:52 PM (39g3+)
Way to many modern men working in this administration.
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 01:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:53 PM (zOTsN)
Hey! today is # no bra day on twitter to support breast cancer awareness.
That is something I can get
Although I am not sure how it cures cancer.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2015 01:53 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: An Observation at October 13, 2015 01:53 PM (8jV+F)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Was Michael Palin the proprietor? Did you try ordering the dead parrotburger?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:54 PM (oZxN4)
I'm thinking that the price is the least of your concerns at that point.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moe and Joe at October 13, 2015 01:54 PM (IJ5Mf)
She don't need no stinking "registered" voters!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (9Fc79)
__________________________
Tell it brother!!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 13, 2015 01:54 PM (HSmrB)
Anderson Cooper
tonights Debate Moderator
Is a member of The Clinton Global Initiative
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:49 PM (zOTsN)
And why is my anus bleached white?
Seriously.
Posted by: Rip Van Winkle at October 13, 2015 01:42 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 01:54 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2015 01:54 PM (kGrwF)
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Meh. It's certainly better than Wet Yourself Rape Awareness Day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 01:55 PM (9mTYi)
I thought Pence was getting things back together and standing up to the Unions and stuff and then that happens and he folds like the proverbial cheap camera. In fact he made it worse.
Someone needs to give him a dna test and see if he's male or not. Maybe a shot of Testosterone will help.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:55 PM (Xo1Rt)
433 Can we start a Go Fund Me for a new AoS website redesign? This monster takes forever to load and doesn't work on mobile. Comeon man.
Posted by: BJ* at October 13, 2015 01:49 PM (CbxSY)
Part of the charm of AoSHQ is that we're a wood-fired website.
Sure, we don't get use ampersands and we load about as fast as Hillary gets up a flight of stairs, but for some never-explained reason we're stuck with it.
Posted by: jwest at October 13, 2015 01:55 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 01:09 PM (4df7R)
Super late catching up on this because of lunch/gym, but BRAVO to everything you said here! Lord.
Posted by: Lea at October 13, 2015 01:56 PM (lIU4e)
Every #twoweeks!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 01:56 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: An Observation
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Finally. A spot of good news. They should be forced to play in high heels, in order to raise rape-awareness. Even the army does that.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 01:56 PM (oZxN4)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 13, 2015 01:57 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:38 PM (39g3+)
Well, duh.....
Posted by: PhotoShop at October 13, 2015 01:57 PM (o8n43)
We have a serious problem with lyme disease on my little island. Of course, we didn't used to have a problem because we didn't used to have deer. They were imported because someone thought they would look cute.
Conservationists have determined that the island could support a max of 100 deer. We have over 400 and growing. They are literally everywhere. But no hunting.
This will continue until one of the "right" people gets lyme.
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 01:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:57 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 01:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2015 01:57 PM (KCQo0)
As I read once, women's buttons are on the other side because "Ladies" in earlier times used to get "dressed" by the help.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2015 01:58 PM (ODxAs)
I doubt the population of tubby bellyachers has gone up at all since I was a teenager, but back then they had no platform and were either ignored or told to stop their sniveling (except by their very few and equally lonely whiney friends).
Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2015 01:58 PM (5Rb/A)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (X+nFp)
Or pizzas, or cups of coffee. I love to f*ck with the clerks' heads. "So you have medium, large, and extra large?" "That's right." "So, let me get this right, medium is the smallest, and extra-large is the biggest?" "That's right." "OK, I will have a small one, then."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2015 01:58 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 01:59 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 13, 2015 01:59 PM (1RNgT)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at October 13, 2015 01:59 PM (vd4oB)
Posted by: PhotoShop
Back then it was airbrushing! And way harder to do.
If you're buying condoms in a truck stop, you might want to sober up and take a second look at your "date".
She's probably not the girl from next door, either.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:59 PM (39g3+)
I think you're wrong. When we (as a culture) stopped mocking them and started trying to appease them, we created more. Why work for a living when you can get paid to whine about things?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 01:59 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 02:00 PM (Xo1Rt)
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You know what this country needs.
A group of people that point out the stupid shit that elected officials say and do in this country. They could address the public with this information in printed form, on the radio, TV or even the internent. If they were good enough at it.... I bet they could earn a decent living doing that. We could call them the press.... because they press an issue.
We could even go as far to make it one of our unbreakable rules that its not permissable for the people of power to retaliate against these people for simply telling the truth.
Well... thats my silly idea for the day anyway.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 02:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Farva at October 13, 2015 02:00 PM (39g3+)
America ain't dead yet!
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 13, 2015 02:01 PM (X+nFp)
here. I've always wondered the age and quality though. How often is
the stock rotated out?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 01:47 PM (39g3+)
Condoms sold in bathrooms are probably fresher than the one's in a drug store. I know a guy that owns a bunch of gas stations, you would not believe what he makes off those machines.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 02:01 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: BJ* at October 13, 2015 01:49 PM (CbxSY)
This website was meant to be viewed on a personal computer, not on a cellphone. Take your toy outside, place it on a large rock, and beat it to fragments with a large hammer. You'll feel better, by and by.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2015 02:01 PM (0yhH4)
They used to call those "Newspapers" and "TV and Network News".
But that was before the era of the Clintons.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 02:01 PM (Xo1Rt)
I have a Samsung running either its built-in browser or Firefox. JavaScript turned off.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 13, 2015 02:02 PM (sI4OA)
A group of people that point out the stupid shit that elected officials say and do in this country.
I'd prefer a service that exposes the stupidity, corruption, and immorality of journalists. Do to them what they do to their political enemies. Expose their filth and idiocy to the world. Make them face the same standard they do others.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 02:02 PM (9mTYi)
You know? In some strange way this makes me feel much better about America.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:02 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2015 02:02 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Edna Mode at October 13, 2015 02:03 PM (dQJCS)
Most dudes don't fit into jerseys either.
Posted by: Zombie Bobby Riggs at October 13, 2015 02:03 PM (D0NZx)
yippeeeee
all the blame without any of the results
Awesome
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 02:03 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Dang at October 13, 2015 02:03 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (39g3+)
Just stay away from the ones that are way off the Interstates. Unless you know them well.
That's where things can go wrong.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (fWAjv)
I've had zero problems since switching to Chrome.
Pale Moon wouldn't work right for me. Haven't had a need for No-Script.
Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (EIFYf)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (KCQo0)
No. Sorry. You lose. Loser who loses!
Better luck next time.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 13, 2015 02:05 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2015 02:01 PM (0yhH4)
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AoS works perfectly on my cellphone. My desk-top is where it sucks the big one.
Posted by: Soona at October 13, 2015 02:05 PM (Fmupd)
"This website was meant to be viewed on a personal computer..."
So, if you're having any problems, make sure you've emptied all the ashes and you have the flue at least half open.
Try not having anything on top of your computer cooking while it's loading.
Posted by: jwest at October 13, 2015 02:05 PM (Zs4uk)
Oh, oh! I know this one! I know this one!
In much the way that shirt (S, M, L, XL, etc) sizes refer to a specific range of sizes, so to do pizza "sizes." So a "medium" pizza is always (well: industry standard) 12" - 14" (diameter). A "small" pizza is between 8" - 10". So when you order a "small" pizza, you're asking for a pizza between 8" - 10", which they do not serve.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:06 PM (kff5f)
Just means the working girls get a lot of business at truck stops.
Brattleboro is proud to announce that we will be holding our quarterly 'Global Warming AwarenessDay" Parade
I think I saw you at the "No Labels" rally asking a question of Donald Trump...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 02:06 PM (9mTYi)
I feel the same about "chamber pot".
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 13, 2015 02:07 PM (JtwS4)
Oh and id definitely love to bitch slap Cankles as I don't consider her to be a true woman, not after her life times worth of criminal and anti-woman behavior. I always wondered if Bill ever slapped her a good one across the face after all the throwing of lamps and ash trays at him? He must have at least once.
Posted by: Cycomiko66 at October 13, 2015 02:07 PM (O45yk)
Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 02:07 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (EIFYf)
...........................
Don't tell me, having trouble finding a sports jersey, Mary?
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 02:07 PM (wAQA5)
What's sad is that my initial thought to that news was: Oh, they'd better watch out for the Russians.
Because I know Obama is, and will continue to do, nothing but his pathetic minimal bombing theater.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 02:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 01:57 PM (Xo1Rt)
I heard the term 'lot lizards' (?) last week for the first time...
Posted by: Lea at October 13, 2015 02:08 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 13, 2015 02:08 PM (OqsNP)
Posted by: Kavitha at October 13, 2015 02:08 PM (Mz/Zg)
I have no interest in the answers but I want to see these smug little bastards squirm and wriggle to avoid asking any pertinent or timely questions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 02:08 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: AllenG
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Absolutely correct.
Note, however, that I ask for "the smaller".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 02:08 PM (9mTYi)
They had a lot of jobs, like opening windows, refreshing water in the basin, etc. It was kind of the low end of the totem pole, though, yeah.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:09 PM (zOTsN)
As opposed to say ordering 'the smallER' one? Just checkin...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 13, 2015 02:09 PM (i0ykY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2015 02:08 PM (9mTYi)
Oh, well then... yeah, probably Poli-Sci major. The English majors would at least be able to parse that descriptive phrase.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:09 PM (kff5f)
The is American Football, not soccer bitch. Soccer shirts all come in women's size cause only pussy's play it
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 02:09 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (39g3+)
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Nobody wants to see you in a French Maids outfit there, killer.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 13, 2015 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: blaster at October 13, 2015 02:10 PM (2Ocf1)
That didn't work out so swell for Hitler....Just saying
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 02:10 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (EIFYf)
Second worst parade ever - Alexandria Walkers Parade gets Number One
Posted by: Edna Mode at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (dQJCS)
Oh, oh! I know this one! I know this one!
In much the way that shirt (S, M, L, XL, etc) sizes refer to a specific range of sizes, so to do pizza "sizes." So a "medium" pizza is always (well: industry standard) 12" - 14" (diameter). A "small" pizza is between 8" - 10". So when you order a "small" pizza, you're asking for a pizza between 8" - 10", which they do not serve.
They didn't ask for a "small".
They asked for the smaller of the ranges.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (19RKp)
Just stay away from the ones that are way off the Interstates. Unless you know them well.
That's where things can go wrong.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 02:04 PM (Xo1Rt)
True, if you are on a road trip, they can be quite useful. You can get fuel, get some (usually) decent food in a sit-down diner, and the "truckers' store" often has a lot of gadgets useful to travelers; also mundane things like clothing, groceries, and sundries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (39g3+)
Chrome with AdBlock. Zero problems and it makes Brietbart a, dare I say, pleasure to read.
Don't like feeding the Googgley information, but it does fly.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (o8n43)
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 02:03 PM (wAQA5)
I moved the debate to Las Vegas so it won't be so late. Duh!
Posted by: Smartest Woman Ever! at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (VQjKe)
I also have Ad-Blocker installed on my iPad, using Safari. My iPad was fine for Ace - for about two years. A couple of months ago mu iPad stopped loading Ace. It tries to load, almost makes it, then it says there is a problem and has to reload. Over and over.
I used to use my iPad almost exclusively. I can't use it at all for Ace anymore. Two years and then POOF - rejects Ace now 95% of the time.
Something changed. I have no idea what that something is.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (dFi94)
Clearly not biased. Cuing question on ghey rights up on teleprompter
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (oVJmc)
Obviously someone has never heard of "carrying costs."
I know this is hard to understand, but it's not actually free to have items in your store- especially things that no one is going to buy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:12 PM (kff5f)
And former member of the Clinton Global Initiative.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 02:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 02:12 PM (oZxN4)
"Russia will protect Russia and her interests"
Imagine if we had leadership like that instead of being led be the faculty lounge set.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 13, 2015 02:12 PM (9g5z2)
at U of Houston
which will be supre hostile and crammed with illegals
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 13, 2015 02:13 PM (KkliO)
Hope the Dems have been brushing up today on their income inequality, minimum wage, and metric system.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 02:13 PM (wAQA5)
That didn't work out so swell for Hitler....Just saying
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 02:10 PM (gf8BH)
Presupposing there would be an actual opposing second front, of course.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at October 13, 2015 02:13 PM (o8n43)
Pilot or Love's Truck Stops.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 02:13 PM (19RKp)
The exact time and location of the debate on UH's campus has yet to be determined, school officials said. NBC and Telemundo crews surveyed some campus venues during two site visits -- in August and last Tuesday, said P'nina Topham, a UH spokeswoman.
UH was approached earlier this year by NBC and Telemundo to submit a proposal to host the debate, Topham said. That proposal included descriptions of the school's facilities and services that could be provided to host the debate, she said.
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (zOTsN)
I saw rows and rows of skinny jeans, but aren't half of America's kids overweight?
I know I should claim Sears hates kids on twitter right?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2015 12:27 PM (X7E8f)
Yup.......fat AND stupid.
Posted by: Zombie Dr. Spock at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (D0NZx)
Posted by: OrsonSnow at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (nanAC)
Riddler "What goes down an alley and has holes in it?"
Batman [sniffs, tears up] "MY PARENTS!!"
Posted by: Bigby's Fabulous Furry Fingers at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (3ZtZW)
I agree, the sleeves too long, the shirt reaching far down their legs, they can curl up inside it with their knees and it fits. Its cute.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (39g3+)
use it at all for Ace anymore. Two years and then POOF - rejects Ace now
95% of the time.
Something changed. I have no idea what that something is.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:11 PM (dFi94)
This is a sign. Throw that damn ghey Ipad away, get a Samsung tablet.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (jJRIy)
Sadly, I'm not even sure we had leadership like that with GW. I think he envisioned himself (and, therefore, the US) too much as the Knight in Shining Armor.
I don't particularly want a KiSA. I want a rat bastard who happens to be on my side.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (kff5f)
No woman should buy their horrible merchandise.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (1dH2d)
Tweens took care of stuff that was neither upstairs nor downstairs (usually youngsters).
Downstairs or house maids took care of the withdrawing room, library, parlor, morning room and served meals. Laundry was also a specialty included ironing.
Cooks were in charge of the kitchen where you had scullery maids (cleaning) and servers.
The footmen took care of the horses, the tack, the carriage and the outside (except for the stuff the gardener did) and did the heavy work inside.
The butler was in charge of it all and was assisted by the Footmen.
And then they invented the refrigerator, the vacuum, the dishwasher, the clothes washer, the telephone, the automobile, the Trolley, and all those jobs went bye bye.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (Xo1Rt)
I was thinking they cut the debate down by 1 hour because all of the oldies on stage couldn't stand that long. Hillbot2000 certainly can't sustain her "acceptable public demeanor" sub-routine for over 2 hours without a back-up battery being installed.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 02:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 13, 2015 02:15 PM (LWu6U)
Or do I watch Anderson Cooper give Hillary a blow job while cupping her balls?
Yea, tough call there.
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 02:15 PM (/tuJf)
So what they're saying is that www.nflshop.com/Women_Jerseys doesn't exist?
Posted by: I R A Aggie at October 13, 2015 02:15 PM (1hM1d)
ISIS just declared war on Russia and America
That didn't work out so swell for Hitler....Just saying
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 02:10 PM (gf8BH)
Hitler didn't face Pencil Dick in the White House.
Though ISIS probably doesn't want to piss off Putin. They do so at their peril. To which I say: GOOD.
You know, as a young'un I used to wonder at how strange it was that Stalin - as bloody a dictator as ever walked the Earth - was one of America's allies in WWII. "How could that work?" I used to ponder. "Stalin was awful. He wasn't any better than the Nazis!" I mean, I know "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is generally the rule of the land, but it was still tough for me to wrap my head around as a kid.
And now we've got Putin bullying his way to a new USSR, invading sovereign countries and making deals with totalitarian dictatorships, and all I can say is, "I hope the asshole bombs ISIS back to the Precambrian."
History becomes ever more clear as current events grow ever more murky.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 02:15 PM (4df7R)
Batman [sniffs, tears up] "MY PARENTS!!"
Riddler looks terribly uncomfortable and just leaves.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 02:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 02:14 PM (jJRIy)
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It works perfectly on any other site I visit. It's something on Ace's end.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:16 PM (dFi94)
Note: The terrorist was shot and killed by a civilian carrying a gun.
Weasel Zippers
Shoot to kill and expel all palis who commit violence... NO STATE, Go FUCK YOURSELVES
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 02:16 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Soona at October 13, 2015 02:16 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 02:16 PM (oZxN4)
Does that make any kind of fucking sense to anybody?!
I think this could back fire on them tremendously
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:16 PM (zOTsN)
Actual women love them.
..and, here we are.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at October 13, 2015 02:17 PM (o8n43)
People always say that until the rat bastard isn't on your side anymore. That's why they are rat bastards.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 13, 2015 02:18 PM (KkliO)
Putin is ex-KGB, which did not fuck around when it came to terrorists.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 02:18 PM (2Ojst)
At least it's not gun violence.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:18 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 02:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cycomiko66 at October 13, 2015 02:19 PM (O45yk)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:19 PM (dFi94)
Two words: ad blocker. Makes the AoS experience way more pleasant. Just don't forget to tip the Ewok if you go that route.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2015 02:19 PM (S+N7W)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:19 PM (zOTsN)
Oh, absolutely. You have to watch them like the proverbial hawk. I don't mind that. And then, when the "sudden but inevitable betrayal" becomes manifest, you have *another* rat bastard waiting in the wings.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:19 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 02:19 PM (Xo1Rt)
They probably couldn't sell enough advertising for the full length intended. Seriously, there's just not much interest in the Dem debate. Not only are the old losers boring but Democrats don't frankly care who wins as long as its not a Republican.
You know, as a young'un I used to wonder at how strange it was that Stalin - as bloody a dictator as ever walked the Earth - was one of America's allies in WWII.
Let's just say that Roosevelt wasn't exactly opposed to Communism. And to be fair, as awful as Stalin was, he wasn't as evil and terrible as the Nazis. Very close, but not quite. It took a series of Communist dictators to rack up their body total.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Yea, tough call there.
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 02:15 PM (/tuJf)
If he swallows, I'd watch the BJ, just to see him choke.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 02:20 PM (jJRIy)
528
ISIS just declared war on Russia and America
..................
Ooh, they better watch out. Barry's gonna be pissed.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 02:20 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Don't listen to them, Christine. I think you would look fabulous in a maid's outfit. You belong on the cover of Vanity Fair.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 02:20 PM (oZxN4)
I like this.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 13, 2015 02:21 PM (JtwS4)
A lot of snooty places (yes, you read that right: snooty pizza places) around here do that. But most of them still have at least two sizes (usually Medium and Large).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)
So....this means Israel needs to outlaw knives, right?
Or as Bill Whittle says, blame it on the steel!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2&v=jwLjFm6GMBM
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 02:21 PM (NOIQH)
I'm not sure he's so much ex-KGB as he just has a bigger portfolio.
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 02:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)
Your brain is addled by the plethora of deodorant choices available to you.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 13, 2015 02:22 PM (sI4OA)
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2015 02:20 PM (wAQA5)
THIS is a RED LINE, not to be crossed!
Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at October 13, 2015 02:23 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 02:23 PM (rjtGa)
they approached the university
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:20 PM (39g3+)
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You know, based on a fuzzy memory of my school days, I would have guessed Stalin was at least 5x the Nazi body count. Is that not the case?
Posted by: MTF at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (TxJGV)
Sanders is off at 2:1.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (KCQo0)
Stalin was just as evil and psycho if not more so.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (KkliO)
ISRAELIS DAMAGE PALESTINIAN MAN'S CAR
/Reuters
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:23 PM (zOTsN)
Is that anything like approaching the bar?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (gf8BH)
Lovely. Russia will be protector of a rump Christendom, while what's left of America will be humpin' the rump.
Anyone else wonder if they've been backing the wrong damn horse all this time?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 02:25 PM (1dGls)
Pretty sure he's ex-KGB. There's an image of him as a "handler" when I think it was President Bush the elder visited the USSR, shortly before it collapsed.
Don't listen to them, Christine.
Not a stripperly enough name for a tranny. Gotta go with something like Krystal.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:25 PM (39g3+)
ISIS just declared war on Russia and America
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Ooh, they better watch out. Barry's gonna be pissed.
Or give them the nuclear launch codes.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2015 02:25 PM (VQjKe)
Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 02:25 PM (rjtGa)
Definition of chaos: Hillary has a fatal stroke on-stage tonight.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 13, 2015 02:25 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Chris Christie at October 13, 2015 02:25 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (gf8BH)
As sad as I am at the necessity, at least they're viewing reality. Not one of them seems to think a dildo will be "just as good" a defense as a gun.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:26 PM (kff5f)
use it at all for Ace anymore. Two years and then POOF - rejects Ace now 95% of the time.
It's the ads. Ace tried very hard to prune the ones that aggressively fuck with mobile users (the one that dumps you into Candy Crush on the app store is especially dumb) but failed because it's worth a lot of money to people to have that happen. Ad blockers clean that right up, as long as you're on iOS 9.
And as always, tip the Ewok extra if you go that route.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2015 02:26 PM (S+N7W)
I think the quibble was with the "ex-" part, not the "KGB" part.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:27 PM (kff5f)
They seem to be perfectly okay with the liberal male establishment trying to control every trivial aspect of their lives as long as they can get their babies aborted.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2015 02:27 PM (kGrwF)
If consistent sizing is the worry, women are far better of reading actual measurements...there is no standard women's sizing, and men's clothes are if anything less prone to variance (although the modern man does face some label creep).
Posted by: Sarahw at October 13, 2015 02:27 PM (3fTXW)
But we didn't know about it because the NYTimes reporter didn't tell us those stories.
And that should be all you need to know about the history of the Gray Whore.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 02:27 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:26 PM (kff5f)
The blade dildo from Se7en might be useful for CQB, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 02:27 PM (2Ojst)
You can't count the war casualties, so the ~12 million the Nazis offed just in civilian murder trumps Stalin's ~9 million.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 02:28 PM (FsuaD)
http://bit.ly/1X0mD43
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:19 PM (dFi94)
If that were one size larger and Patriots-themed, it would be mine.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 02:28 PM (4df7R)
How do the masses deal with 3 sizes?
Just to be clear... I'm talking about leather products with metal snaps.
Posted by: Jimilee at October 13, 2015 02:28 PM (yF1C1)
My point is he never really left the KGB. As the dictator of Russia, which he is no matter what he calls himself, all state apparatus are under his control and while the old KGB may be gone, there is still a pretty active state police operation.
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 02:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: President Barack Hussein O'Bama at October 13, 2015 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2015 02:29 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 13, 2015 01:51 PM (1RNgT)
"The Rrrregiment have decided to repair this one."
Posted by: chiefjaybob at October 13, 2015 02:29 PM (3HaUs)
If you're not counting war casualties where are you getting that 12 million number?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 13, 2015 02:29 PM (KkliO)
ISRAELIS DAMAGE PALESTINIAN MAN'S CAR
/Reuters
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (oVJmc)
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The Israeli with the hand gun must have been using a .38 or 9mm. Stopping power--FAIL.
Posted by: Soona at October 13, 2015 02:29 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Chris Christie at October 13, 2015 02:30 PM (mcm0N)
I just read yesterday that Israel could theoretically be pumping their own oil and gas by now, but environmentalists have successfully gummed things up legally. Now, leftists in the US are stupid fucks, but trying to block Israel from being self-sufficient is a whole 'nother level.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2015 02:30 PM (S+N7W)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:30 PM (39g3+)
773 For tomorrow, we should try to keep an eye out for news from FCF and respond appropriately. If possible, the comments in each post should note that FCF's son Brian will soon be released from the iron grip of mortal technology into the gentle hands of God.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 13, 2015 04:47 AM
Prayers for FCF and family. May the pain pass swiftly and God and Brian fill your heart.
Posted by: Olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 02:30 PM (3e8Ue)
Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2015 02:31 PM (jBuUi)
You sure? I didn't see anything in the paper this morning.
Posted by: Barack at October 13, 2015 02:31 PM (Mz/Zg)
1. Corporate greed
2. Common sense gun laws
3. Health care for all
4. International consensus
5. Planned Parenthood
6. A living wage
7. A Nation of Dreamers
8. War is not the answer
9. Climate change deniers
10. Black Lives Matter
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2015 02:31 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Carol at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (VwTal)
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Shorter sleeve length, more fitted in the shoulders and armpits, and increased tapering through the torso.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: MTF at October 13, 2015 02:24 PM (TxJGV)
People act as if WWII was a forgone conclusion from the beginning. Truth is, the Allies were outright losing the war until victories at Midway and Stalingrad, and it was still a very near-run thing until the first week following D-Day, when it was clear our forces had a foothold and wouldn't be swept into the sea.
We were in an existential fight and couldn't afford to be picky. Russia wasn't at war with us. The Germans and the Japanese were. It's that simple.
Posted by: troyriser at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (CMthJ)
Maybe Israel should do this to terrorist families. Neuter them and release them back into society. They will be less violent, won't reproduce, and will serve as a warning.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (oZxN4)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (zOTsN)
Starvation, death camps, outright just shootings, etc. What I mean by "war casualties" is that you can't count bombings and soldiers being shot if you want a number of sheer evil. Just the stuff done on the side because you're a rotten bastard. The numbers I pulled up were around 11 million just killings by Nazis, and probably an estimated 1 million from starvation and disease due to displacement and destruction.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB
We know. Why do you think we're so desperate to convince women that everything's oppressing them?
Posted by: The Left at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (kSWKO)
Shorter sleeve length, more fitted in the shoulders and armpits, and increased tapering through the torso.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (dFi94)
As a self-identified fatty, how would any of those features help her out anyway?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 02:33 PM (2Ojst)
My better always wears football jerseys around the house
She's very petite and I can attest to the fact that she easily makes them look good
And no pics you pervs
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 13, 2015 02:33 PM (KtJyl)
Are you trying to put people in the hospital?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 02:33 PM (39g3+)
I need this. Ugly Sweater Packer's Dress:
http://bit.ly/1X0mD43
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:19 PM (dFi94)
If that were one size larger and Patriots-themed, it would be mine.
Ha ha, you think a Packers dress is not XXXL for the "cow" girls
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 02:34 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Chris Christie at October 13, 2015 02:34 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 02:33 PM (2Ojst)
TBF, a size 14 is technically "plus size", and that is not fat by any stretch of the imagination.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at October 13, 2015 02:35 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (oZxN4)
A 9 mm round behind the ear ensures they won't reproduce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2015 02:35 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2015 02:31 PM (KCQo0)
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And that ball is outta here! Two-run homer for the Cubs!
Cardinals bullpen is falling apart. They look pitiful.
Cubs Win! Old Style for everyone !
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:35 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 02:33 PM (2Ojst)
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Oh, you meant for HER. As usual, I was only thinking about myself.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:36 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 02:37 PM (rjtGa)
Hillary, Bernie, Lincoln frigging Chaffee ... C'mon, we've got to be able to take down this group, right? RIGHT?
Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 02:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 13, 2015 02:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 02:39 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 13, 2015 02:40 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 13, 2015 02:26 PM (kff5f)
Survival will do that to ya
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 02:40 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: davidt at October 13, 2015 02:40 PM (Mz/Zg)
Did Hitler take an 18 year 'pause' in sending Jews to the gas chamber?
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 13, 2015 02:41 PM (sI4OA)
I will have to steal that.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 02:43 PM (oZxN4)
"I want a rat bastard who happens to be on my side."
I know what you mean.
(Vito. Help the confused man find his wallet.)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 13, 2015 02:54 PM (9g5z2)
Oh, honey, I was under the impression that one's gender was...how shall we say? malleable and a social construct? are you a men-phobe?
I mean, I get it. I'd like nothing better than to try on my favorite college team's jersey so I get the right fit, but they're not carried locally - and if they are, odds are they're in women's and children's sizes which doesn't do me diddly squat.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 13, 2015 03:17 PM (1hM1d)
"My point is he never really left the KGB. As the dictator of Russia,... and while the old KGB may be gone, there is still a pretty active state police operation."
You're joking right? Who do you think filled all the interal leadership roles when he assumed power? All his old KGB buddies.
There was a German documentary following him from his days stationed in East Germany until today, and they named-names, and their connection with Putin. They all used to work together, mainly from St. Petersburg, and he needed people he could trust.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 13, 2015 03:21 PM (9g5z2)
Posted by: x at October 13, 2015 03:44 PM (57fhp)
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Shorter sleeve length, more fitted in the shoulders and armpits, and increased tapering through the torso.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 02:32 PM (dFi9)
Don't jerseys usually have short sleeves? (Or none at all?). And arm scyes and tapering aren't really needed for a potato shape woman with big arms. In fact in plus sizes the men's shaping is a big plus. Plus, the "women's" size jerseys are just relabeled kids jerseys. It's such a shapeless, boxy garment to begin with...
Posted by: Sarahw at October 13, 2015 03:56 PM (3fTXW)
Posted by: Rochf at October 13, 2015 05:06 PM (vAaUc)
He also has played every single game since Nov 2004, a total of 183 consecutive games, at the most brutal position in sports, in the most highly critical town in America.
But sure, call him a 'girly' girl, mock him for "sucking", and tell yourself that you are really glad that YOUR team does not have Eli manning and his 2 SB MVPs as your QB. Unless you are from NE or Green Bay, you're full of it.
Eli Manning is my Hall of Fame bound QB and his jersey will be under my tree on the 25th to replace the worn out red one I've been wearing for 11 glorious years.
Suck it.
Posted by: Roger at October 13, 2015 05:12 PM (418ep)
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