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EMT 10/10/15 [krakatoa]

Headed to Chi-town tomorrow. Actually Lisle, so there is a decent chance I don't get shot.

Sure wish they'd institute some sensible gun control laws up there.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:00 AM




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1 Top p sys

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 05:58 AM (gY61M)

2 Rain at Russia GP, could be a boring session

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 05:59 AM (gY61M)

3 When a Cat-Kin Human Loves a Human-Kin Cat

If you think you are a cat, and are sexually attracted to lesbian and "trans-gender" cats, you need serious mental help... but believing that your neighbor's cat is really a human and you think that sexual relations maybe possible down the road, then you need to be tossed into the loony bin.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10036

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 10, 2015 06:02 AM (vBeA5)

4 As the sun sinks toward the horizon, clubs all over Ulaanbaantar prepare the cities most beautiful women to entertain rich westerns looking for an exciting night of fine music and dancing.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/owbkg2w

Posted by: Drtaka Byambadorj at October 10, 2015 06:06 AM (kIvpz)

5 Caller a week ago to national radio show tried to make the lefty argument Chicago's gun laws fail because of Indiana

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 06:09 AM (gY61M)

6 "Caller a week ago to national radio show tried to make the lefty argument Chicago's gun laws fail because of Indiana"


And Chicago's pot laws fail because of Oregon and Colorado.

Posted by: Drtaka Byambadorj at October 10, 2015 06:10 AM (kIvpz)

7 All is not lost in the USofA because once again it's Saturday in the fall. We still have college football. At least for a little while anyway.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 10, 2015 06:10 AM (aeeHw)

8 WTF? Hat! Get out while you can.

Posted by: Dave, exiled again at October 10, 2015 06:11 AM (7uoyw)

9 Good morning all
how is everyone doing

Posted by: chemjeff enjoying blueberry pancakes at October 10, 2015 06:23 AM (uZNvH)

10 Oh yes, good morning again horde

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 06:25 AM (gY61M)

11 Yo...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 10, 2015 06:27 AM (DcplU)

12 Thanks, Hat, for bringing us these tidbits from the Bizzarro World. I can't imagine how much of that stuff you must wade through to find the amusing ones.

G'mornin', Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2015 06:29 AM (go6ud)

13 Its 6:38 here in the SC upstate, and 65 degrees. More fricken rain, but its light so shouldn't cause any additional problems.

Have the smoker going now for 2 hours. Wanted to smoke a small 7 lb turkey. Figure at 225 to 250 should be done easily by 5pm tonight.

Posted by: Taiwan_joe at October 10, 2015 06:38 AM (sy8f2)

14 I lived right next door to Lisle once; you'll have to try extra hard to get shot there.

Hell, they even tolerate Republicans there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2015 06:39 AM (gyKtp)

15 Cup of coffee in hand, along with a toasted roll. Now I can go back and read the content.

Posted by: RickZ at October 10, 2015 06:39 AM (dcIVz)

16 btw, Lisle is pronounced lie ell

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2015 06:42 AM (gyKtp)

17 I strongly deny that I slept with Kevin McCarthy, or, for that matter, Renee Ellmers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2015 06:44 AM (gyKtp)

18 Taiwan Joe - How is travel in SC? Are many roads washed out or still flooded?

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 06:44 AM (gY61M)

19 Nobody but out of towners and cheap detectives call Chicago "Chi-Town".

No offense.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 10, 2015 06:46 AM (Xo1Rt)

20 Good morning, horde!

Hello, Hat!

Posted by: @votermom at October 10, 2015 06:49 AM (cbfNE)

21 Chicago is aptly Obama's hometown. They blame everyone else for their problems.

All of their successes are all their own though.

They even blame Republicans for stuff even though there hasn't been a Republican Mayor since Prohibition. (I think)

It's also the most segregated city.

And lately the most violent. But yeah, let's blame Indiana for that. Hey! Look! Gary!!!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 10, 2015 06:50 AM (Xo1Rt)

22 The federal prison system has banned all pork products. They claim that inmates overwhelmingly have asked for this change.

Please please Mr. Jailer, serve me more tofu bacon, turkey bologna and veggie sausage patties. I insist.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2015 06:52 AM (gyKtp)

23 Caller a week ago to national radio show tried to make the lefty argument Chicago's gun laws fail because of Indiana

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 06:09 AM (gY61M)


Just like D.C. blames Virginia for its gun crime.

Posted by: RickZ at October 10, 2015 06:52 AM (dcIVz)

24 RE: 18 Taiwan Joe - How is travel in SC? Are many roads washed out or still flooded?
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 06:44 AM (gY61M)

Since I live uphere not too bad on my daily commute to the city, but there were a number of smaller bridges washed out. The farther you get eastward and the lower elevation the more serious flooding took place. The rivers should crest on Tuesday or Wednesday in Charleston. From Columbia to the beach got it the worst due to the runoff from the higher elevations and the heavier rains. We only got 6+ inches were I live.

Posted by: Taiwan_joe at October 10, 2015 06:52 AM (sy8f2)

25 IOTW REPORT says fed prisons are no longer serving pork because the inmates don't want it.
sounds like BS to me

Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 10, 2015 06:53 AM (FIrEF)

26 Frisco, The City (whichever), Chi-Town...is there any World-Class City that can live with its nickname? I'm thinking when you call NYC The Big Asshole, they figure it's just your accent talking.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 10, 2015 06:54 AM (xq1UY)

27 Crap, GnuBreed must have been typing at the same time as I was. Regarding no more pork, Whenever I eat turkey bacon my stomach is a mess all day. Must be something artificial that does not agree with me.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 10, 2015 06:57 AM (FIrEF)

28 The most interesting news so far is Kardashian.

Posted by: John Jacob Smith Jr at October 10, 2015 07:01 AM (56PmS)

29 Yeah, the turkey calling itself bacon

Posted by: chemjeff enjoying blueberry pancakes at October 10, 2015 07:01 AM (uZNvH)

30 Really, inmates don't want bacon?

Posted by: @votermom at October 10, 2015 07:01 AM (cbfNE)

31 I believe the preferred nomenclature is "shh-ka-ga".

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 10, 2015 07:06 AM (H1KWo)

32 Recent news reports on centenarians in the US have revealed various 'tips' on living a long time. One eats bacon every day. Another likes a shot or two of whiskey a day.Yet another prefers a daily cigar.

I've decided to adopt all 3 habits and live to 200.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2015 07:07 AM (gyKtp)

33 Sudden drop in institutional pork buying should be really good news for us "consumers," at least until the herds are thinned. Look on the up side here.

Any big religion with strict dietary rules has a bunch of exceptions baked in, else they'd have died out by now. In dire cases, any observant Jew or muslim can eat whatever is available to survive; the only question is how much and what version of absolution is required. It's nowhere near the Xtian prejudice against eating other humans, which is all just cultural hi-jiminy anywayz, and still can be forgiven.

Shorter: no inmate is going to his version of hell for eating pork if he has to. No one is committing an unforgivable sin that will damn his soul, despite how much fun it might be to imagine this. If the price is right, bring it on.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 10, 2015 07:08 AM (xq1UY)

34


DAY 1,069

394 to go (467 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2015 07:10 AM (St6BJ)

35
With all the pork products now being banned at government institutions, I call upon my fellow Yids to step up to the plate and do your duty!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ)

36
. . . to save their bacon!

Damn. Hit the post button too soon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2015 07:13 AM (St6BJ)

37 There were two big terrorist bombings in Ankara, Turkey overnight. Thirty dead, and many wounded according to initial reports.

Soopermexican reports that it could be the Kurds or ISIS; too early to tell. Both have grudges against the current regime.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2015 07:19 AM (gyKtp)

38 Banning all pork from prison is a clear violation of the eighth amendment, cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at October 10, 2015 07:22 AM (kHJ3a)

39 Greetings gentlefappers.

No fresh hell today. My Beloved Crimson Tide plays the Arkansas Little Piggies tonight.

Pork products FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 10, 2015 07:23 AM (LUgeY)

40 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2015 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

41 I strongly deny that I slept with Kevin McCarthy, or, for that matter, Renee Ellmers.

Sacred honor compels you...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 10, 2015 07:24 AM (LUgeY)

42 J.J. I like the "mewling mattress myth manufacturers."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2015 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

43 I am NOT a glue magnate.

Posted by: Rene Ellmers at October 10, 2015 07:32 AM (u5gzz)

44 they might be banning pork but I bet there's still plenty of pruno

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 10, 2015 07:33 AM (Cq0oW)

45 42 J.J. I like the "mewling mattress myth manufacturers."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2015 07:25 AM (u82oZ)


I believe the correct grammar is to have a hyphen between "mattress" and "myth." Certainly not a hymen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2015 07:33 AM (St6BJ)

46
Still, I'd rather hit Ellmers than Pelosi any day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2015 07:35 AM (St6BJ)

47 I found this earlier over at Sweetness and Light. Ronaldus Magnus' CPAC speech from 1977. It's all sorts of awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/pq63w2b

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 10, 2015 07:36 AM (LUgeY)

48 All must be peaceful in Chicago and Baltimore, no reports of any gun violence...but I doubt it. Newspapers can just not report it.

Posted by: Colin at October 10, 2015 07:36 AM (Espnc)

49 46 >> Still, I'd rather hit Ellmers than Pelosi any day.

I'd have to rate this as a true statement.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at October 10, 2015 07:38 AM (gyKtp)

50 Caller a week ago to national radio show tried to make the lefty argument Chicago's gun laws fail because of Indiana

Which is like saying Prohibition failed because of Canada,

Posted by: Z. Beeblebrox at October 10, 2015 07:38 AM (oVJmc)

51 I was sitting at one end of a bar the other day, and Renee Ellmmerrs walked in, stood right in the middle and started eyeballing me.

Just as I was about to approach her and say "hey, bebbie, I couldn't help but notice..." some guy from the other end of the bar says "hey lady, keep your eye to yourself, I'm a married man!"

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2015 07:40 AM (Dj0WE)

52 45 J.J. So Pixy has it in for hymens as well as hyphens? Add that to the long list of "Thing I did not know."

Maybe Ellmers birth control plan is her personality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2015 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

53 46 >> Still, I'd rather hit Ellmers than Pelosi any day.

I'd have to rate this as a true statement.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at October 10, 2015 07:38 AM (gyKtp)


I wouldn't hit either of them.

Posted by: Ray Rice at October 10, 2015 07:42 AM (Dj0WE)

54 Funny, I didn't see anything in the MSM about O's visit to Roseburg. Hope it was uncomfortable for him...

Posted by: Last at October 10, 2015 07:48 AM (8HiDF)

55 Indiana is where the gangsters lived. Besides Cicero.

Lot's of jurisdictional interference. Small town cops just looking for a couple bucks and politicos for some high grade hootch.

Nice scenery (in Indiana), folks that mind their own business. Who could ask for more for a hideout?

Of course in Indiana (NW corner) Chicago isn't too well respected by those in the know. Everything bad comes from Chicago. And bad things happen there for anyone from home.

I always thought it was great until I actually lived there for a while. It's better than New York but worse than Los Angeles.

But I don't live in either of them anymore.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 10, 2015 07:49 AM (Xo1Rt)

56 "Which is like saying Prohibition failed because of Canada,"


The Frostys didn't help but Prohibition failed because of Americans. See, they didn't care about the law.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 10, 2015 07:49 AM (DcplU)

57 I wouldn't hit either of them.

Posted by: Ray Rice at October 10, 2015 07:42 AM (Dj0WE)


Dude, why not?

Posted by: Ike Turner at October 10, 2015 07:50 AM (dcIVz)

58 Best punch I ever threw.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at October 10, 2015 07:53 AM (sI4OA)

59 Spare the rod, spoil the politician.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2015 07:54 AM (gyKtp)

60 Caller a week ago to national radio show tried to make the lefty argument Chicago's gun laws fail because of Indiana
_____________________

And NY has for decades blamed Virginia for the failure of its gun laws.

But for Virginia guns, NY would be a leftist utopia, where the only problem would be who is going to shovel up all the shit left behind by the flying unicorns.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 10, 2015 07:58 AM (a31sM)

61 Headed to Chi-town tomorrow. Actually Lisle, so there is a decent chance I don't get shot.






Most of the shootings happen in the part of town that a certain gun grabbing community organizer resided.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 10, 2015 08:00 AM (DiZBp)

62 O'Malley may have some problems heading his way


http://cbsloc.al/1jU0kyH

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:03 AM (VPLuQ)

63 "https://youtu.be/KTQm4AU3caY"

Way OT.


The hunters are arrayed in a strange way. Out in front of one another. You see them pointing and aiming and all while there are apparently fellow hunters in their sight zone.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 10, 2015 08:03 AM (DcplU)

64 Funny, I didn't see anything in the MSM about O's visit to Roseburg. Hope it was uncomfortable for him...



Posted by: Last at October 10, 2015 07:48 AM (8HiDF)



I'm sure in in Barry's warped mind the protestors were just racists

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 10, 2015 08:03 AM (DiZBp)

65
Even the comments in the WaPo article on the banning of pork are not buying the reasons given to ban pork.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 08:04 AM (iQIUe)

66 Lisle.
Just off I 88 about as tame a suburb as you get west of the city. I you fly into Ohare the only glimpse of the city is off to you left aas you go over the rail yard.
The only thing you'll be in danger of is boredom.

Posted by: Mueller at October 10, 2015 08:04 AM (yFvWv)

67 Looks dry for Russia GP qualifying

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:05 AM (gY61M)

68 There were only 2 murders in Chgo last night. Last week was also a slow weekend. Odd, since Octobers are usually the busiest month of the year.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 08:05 AM (iQIUe)

69 Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2015 06:52 AM (gyKtp)

Creep,


Creep,


Creeeeeeeep!

Posted by: They call the wind sharia at October 10, 2015 08:05 AM (ftVQq)

70 Another 100 degree day. We had a few normal days last weekend when I shd have worked but instead I relaxed. Now, I'm fkd.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 08:08 AM (iQIUe)

71 there's a very revealing article on eric schmidt (of google) and the clinton campaign available through a link on drudge. i recommend you all read it. it puts things in a certain perspective of whats involved (and it's not truth or facts or policy but power.) it illustrates why they don't care about what she says or has done.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 10, 2015 08:08 AM (WTSFk)

72 I'd hit Kevin McCarthy or Renee Ellmers...

... with my SUV.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at October 10, 2015 08:09 AM (ECrmY)

73 There were only 2 murders in Chgo last night. Last
week was also a slow weekend. Odd, since Octobers are usually the
busiest month of the year.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 08:05 AM (iQIUe)



Could be weather related. Last weekend the weather was bad. Really strong, nasty winds. It's supposed to warm up this weekend. That makes a lot of itchy trigger fingers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 10, 2015 08:11 AM (DiZBp)

74
2 civilians injured in this morning's stabbing. The terrorist ran with the knife in hand at #Israeli policemen & was shot & killed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 08:12 AM (iQIUe)

75 3 When a Cat-Kin Human Loves a Human-Kin Cat
...

http://politicalhat.com/?p=10036
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 10, 2015 06:02 AM (vBeA5)
------
This is awesome. I see another pitential rift in the left's fabric.

PETA for once will see this for what it is, animal abuse by a human. They'll be demonizing and throwing red paint on xyr. Xie, on the otherhand will demonize PETA for being trans-otherkin-phobic.

It's time to stop feeling bewilderment, exasperation, etc. I found this hysterically funny, funnier even than Caitlyn.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 10, 2015 08:13 AM (oZxN4)

76 "The terrorist ran with the knife in hand at #Israeli policemen & was shot & killed."

Sounds like common sense knife control laws would stop this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:13 AM (VPLuQ)

77 @#69

What!?!

Posted by: creeper at October 10, 2015 08:15 AM (O8zAv)

78 What does "EMT" mean? Emergency morning thread?

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 10, 2015 08:15 AM (Iyg03)

79 Dumb jihadists, don't you know not to bring a knife to a gun fight

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:16 AM (gY61M)

80 That's my understanding of EMT, but it's not like morning shows up without any warning.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:17 AM (gY61M)

81 "Dumb jihadists, don't you know not to bring a knife to a gun fight"


Shhhh.
Let's not give them any ideas.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:18 AM (VPLuQ)

82 Early Morning Thread.



First thread after the Overnight Thread (ONT).


Except on Rape Tuesdays.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:19 AM (VPLuQ)

83 "What does "EMT" mean?"



Impending art?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 10, 2015 08:20 AM (DcplU)

84 Dumb jihadists, don't you know not to bring a knife to a gun fight

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:16 AM (gY61M)


With the end result being what it was, I'll take as many dumb jihadis as they can put out on the streets.

Posted by: RickZ at October 10, 2015 08:20 AM (dcIVz)

85 Round 1done, the usual suspects are out,

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:20 AM (gY61M)

86 Google is evil. Link to article on Eric Schmidt:

http://tinyurl.com/oef6b2y

Posted by: creeper at October 10, 2015 08:21 AM (O8zAv)

87 They are really stabbing people right and left over there in Israel.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 08:24 AM (iQIUe)

88 Google is evil. Link to article on Eric Schmidt:

http://tinyurl.com/oef6b2y

Posted by: creeper at October 10, 2015 08:21 AM (O8zAv)


They've been evil for quite a while now, the mask is finally coming off.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 10, 2015 08:25 AM (k9qR4)

89 In theory, the "E" stands for "early."
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.

It's Ace's. "Morning" and "early" are relative terms. Your relatives, not mine.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 10, 2015 08:26 AM (xq1UY)

90 "They are really stabbing people right and left over there in Israel."

And it's interesting that the Mayor, or some such leader did not speak of enacting tougher knife laws.
He encouraged every citizen who could legally carry, to begin carrying their personal firearm.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:27 AM (VPLuQ)

91 A few sites are pointing out a if not coordinated at least a like minded movement

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:28 AM (gY61M)

92
Had some sort of peace parade in Turkey and a terrroist threw a bomb. Now 47 dead.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 08:28 AM (iQIUe)

93 schmidt has always struck me as a particularly cold-blooded and contemptuous figure.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 10, 2015 08:30 AM (WTSFk)

94 You will to be giving us all your pudding, that is the pre-ball dipped pudding we want!

Posted by: Apoo & friends at October 10, 2015 08:30 AM (LgUpL)

95 I see that Ben Carson is stirring the pot with the Baltimore locales again.

http://cbsloc.al/1Or0ety

I'm not suggesting that you vote for him.
Just saying that he seems to be evolving as a political candidate.

The comments give a pretty good insight into the mentality of the average Baltimoron .

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:30 AM (VPLuQ)

96 God only knows what they preach in mosques over there. But I'm guessing it's not love your neighbor.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:31 AM (gY61M)

97 "It's Ace's. "Morning" and "early" are relative terms."

With Ace, there is a fine line between needing a shave, and needing to shampoo his back hair.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:32 AM (VPLuQ)

98 Hey Krak.. if you are a beer drinker, there's a good German restaurant in Lisle called The Bavarian Lodge.

http://bavarian-lodge.com/

39 taps! And an almost endless list of bottled beers.

Their schnitzel, especially the chicken, is very good as are all their sausages. Go for the bratwurst sammich of you don't want a whole dinner..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 10, 2015 08:33 AM (UpGcq)

99 Above comment goes for Turkey as well

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:33 AM (gY61M)

100 Ah hell it probably goes for mosques everywhere

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:34 AM (gY61M)

101 Ben Carson psycho-analyzing The Media. I don't think you can make him angry, and that makes him a Very Dangerous Man. Like having a Bond villain on your side. Honestly, that level of calm kind of skeeves one. Don't know how I "feel" about that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 10, 2015 08:34 AM (xq1UY)

102 Google is evil. Link to article on Eric Schmidt:

http://tinyurl.com/oef6b2y


Posted by: creeper at October 10, 2015 08:21 AM (O8zAv)



All of the tech company execs are leftist scum.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 10, 2015 08:35 AM (DiZBp)

103 "Ben Carson psycho-analyzing The Media. I don't think you can make him angry, and that makes him a Very Dangerous Man. "

I don't know how I feel about him either.

But I do like to hear statements from him along the line of the first thing that Dictators do is take away guns.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:36 AM (VPLuQ)

104 Had some sort of peace parade in Turkey and a terrroist threw a bomb. Now 47 dead.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 08:28 AM (iQIUe)
Musloids gotta musloids.......religion of peace.

Hahahaha......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 10, 2015 08:38 AM (ej1L0)

105 Zippy has the terror attack link.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=236426

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:39 AM (VPLuQ)

106 I'm not sure about Ben as well, I like most of what he says, but untested running anything. Government or business close to same thing.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:40 AM (gY61M)

107 Even the comments in the WaPo article on the banning of pork are not buying the reasons given to ban pork.

If you can't eat the swine, don't do the time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 10, 2015 08:40 AM (LUgeY)

108 When a Cat-Kin Human Loves a Human-Kin Cat
Can't keep xer mind on nothing else
Xe'll trade the world
For the good thing xe's found
If xe's bad xe can't see it
Xe can do no wrong
Turn xer back on xer best friend
If xe put xer down



Posted by: Zombie Percy Sledge somehow finding himself singing to the Clinically insane at October 10, 2015 08:41 AM (KUa85)

109 " but untested running anything."

He ran quite a bit at Hopkins.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:41 AM (VPLuQ)

110 104 Had some sort of peace parade in Turkey and a terrroist threw a bomb. Now 47 dead


Well there you go. Now 47 more people at peace.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2015 08:41 AM (BO/km)

111 right now, it seems entirely possible and, more so,even probable, for a republican to win the presidency. looking' good, prospects... positive!

but, the poli-techno-machine has not, effectively, focused, as of yet. and, the media hasn't even begun its demonization and destruction of the republican candidate. it will be dizzying.

so, good morning and good luck and wowsers, ok, i'm done now, and actually, i've been looking for an opportunity to get rid of some comma's i've been accumulating, so thank you.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 10, 2015 08:42 AM (WTSFk)

112 If Carson can deal with the onslaught coming then great. I've got a feeling he's about to be Herman Cained.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2015 08:43 AM (BO/km)

113 Massa out in Q2, but Bottas is in P3.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:44 AM (gY61M)

114 Vic taking a hiatus from morning threads or flooded?

Posted by: se pa moron at October 10, 2015 08:44 AM (sI4OA)

115 Fuck the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 10, 2015 08:44 AM (u5gzz)

116 112- their trying to be sure but so far he's unshakable

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:45 AM (gY61M)

117 Morning horde. Happy crisp Saturday.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 10, 2015 08:45 AM (9jeGC)

118 Still, I'd rather hit Ellmers than Pelosi any day.



Rickety Silicon Zombie h8ter!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 10, 2015 08:46 AM (KUa85)

119 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:27 AM (VPLuQ)


Re gun laws in Israel, other than choosing to live in Israel, surrounded by and infiltrated with muz scum that wish them dead, the Israelis are NOT suicidal or stupid!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2015 08:46 AM (ftVQq)

120 F the GOP and we get flat out socialism, I'mnot ready to call everyone comrade

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:47 AM (gY61M)

121 " I've got a feeling he's about to be Herman Cained."

Without a doubt, that is their intentions.

Not sure if the outcome is going to go as planned though.

Carson spent a lifetime violating every Social Justice Warrior created norm of minority failure and inability to succeed.

Then, when it came to pediatric surgery, when the world said 'That can't be done"....he did it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:47 AM (VPLuQ)

122 Today will suck. First item on the left at: tear our deck down. Mrs. Mallamutt says she will "help". And by help, she means stop me every 5 minutes to ask a question and/or make a suggestion on what I am doing wrong.

Second item on the list: meet my sister in law to fix some crap at my mother in law's house where they both will " help".

Third item: go to a house full of Cardinal Fans to watch the Cubs vs. Satanic Worshipping Demons game.

Is it to early to start drinking?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 10, 2015 08:47 AM (/HC6x)

123 Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2015 08:43 AM (BO/km)

I'm predicting that, at some point if he continues to do well, Carson will receive a level of racist hate from the left that would warm the cockles of Robert Byrd's heart, if he had one and if he wasn't already roasting in Hades!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2015 08:49 AM (ftVQq)

124 Don't know of a particular web site but there are lots of Israeli stories of armed guards freezing. Up in attacks and regular non armed citizens grabbing guards arms and joining the battle.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:49 AM (gY61M)

125 "the Israelis are NOT suicidal or stupid!
"
I totally agree.
If I'm ever tossed out of the U.S., it is the ONLY nation I would look to going to.

And having been to 70+ countries so far, I think I have a good data base to pull from to form my opinion.

I was simply comparing the mental logic path of say, Chicago and Jerusalem, and how they differ.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:50 AM (VPLuQ)

126 If you think you are a cat, and are sexually attracted to lesbian and "trans-gender" cats, you need serious mental help... but believing that your neighbor's cat is really a human and you think that sexual relations maybe possible down the road, then you need to be tossed into the loony bin.

We don't commit lunatics anymore. We declare that their agenda is not the hill to die on and say when we have 100% of congress, the president, and eight judges then we can give them strongly worded warnings before we cave.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 10, 2015 08:50 AM (fJ5wU)

127 "120 F the GOP and we get flat out socialism,"

The GOP will do absolutely nothing to prevent leftist totalitarianism. They love the shit more than the Democrats.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 10, 2015 08:52 AM (u5gzz)

128 Turkish death toll raised to 86 dead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:52 AM (VPLuQ)

129 If Jeb Bush had the polling numbers of DT, we'd be told he's inevitable and every one else should drop out, because, inevitable. But I remember when Juan McCain was on the ropes, out of money, and somehow scored a buncha millions. You know the rest.

But it's pleasant to know that Jeb is running neck and neck with 'Margin of Error' for last place.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 10, 2015 08:52 AM (sI4OA)

130 ' Turkish death toll raised to 86 dead'


More peace!

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2015 08:53 AM (BO/km)

131 "But it's pleasant to know that Jeb is running neck and neck with 'Margin of Error' for last place."

I believe that Martin O'Malley is polling lower then "None of the above".

And as my former Governor, it brings me great joy to see that he is at about 2% with Marylanders.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:55 AM (VPLuQ)

132 I was simply comparing the mental logic path of say, Chicago and Jerusalem, and how they differ.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:50 AM (VPLuQ)

I was just reinforcing that. Increasingly, I am becoming a fan of a totally armed (and eventually very polite) society where Darwin helps us survive. With a few million more Obama imported jihadis, it may be too late for that to work already.

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2015 08:55 AM (ftVQq)

133 Leftists don't even consider lunatics insane, they seem to consider the person's ideas maybe just a alternative reality

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:56 AM (gY61M)

134 I see that Ben Carson is stirring the pot with the Baltimore locales again.



http://cbsloc.al/1Or0ety


If you read some of the comments, they are all pretty much against Carson, even calling him a fruit cake...must be Baltimore I guess.

Posted by: Colin at October 10, 2015 08:56 AM (Espnc)

135 "I was just reinforcing that. Increasingly, I am becoming a fan of a totally armed (and eventually very polite) society where Darwin helps us survive. "

*Fistbump of manly agreement*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:57 AM (VPLuQ)

136 Leftists don't even consider lunatics insane, they seem to consider the person's ideas maybe just a alternative reality

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:56 AM (gY61M)


However, "sane" people that vote Republican should probably be locked away for the duration, for their own good of course!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2015 08:57 AM (ftVQq)

137 Rosenberg p1, then Hamilton, Bottas, then Vettel
Lewis has him right were he needs him.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 08:59 AM (gY61M)

138 "If you read some of the comments, they are all pretty much against Carson, even calling him a fruit cake...must be Baltimore I guess."

If one wished to see inside the mind of the city of Baltimore, and get a deeper understanding of just exactly how far the city has fallen on the evolutionary scale...there is nothing better then taking the time to wade through the fever swamp of WJZ commenters.

We have everything from SJWs to Stormfront living shoulder to shoulder.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 09:00 AM (VPLuQ)

139 Oh gosh Steve Croft "grillls" Obama..


steve : Mr. Putin seems to be challenging that leadership.

President Barack Obama: In what way? Let-- let's think about this-- let-- let--

Steve Kroft: Well, he's moved troops into Syria, for one. He's got people on the ground. Two, the Russians are conducting military operations in the Middle East for the first time since World War II.

President Barack Obama: So that's-- so that's --

Steve Kroft: bombing the people-- that we are supporting.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2015 09:01 AM (BO/km)

140 >>>Google is evil. Link to article on Eric Schmidt:


Yep. Why I've used bing search, bing maps, opera, hotmail for the past several years. I try to avoid all things google or apple.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 10, 2015 09:03 AM (oZxN4)

141 Is there a wiki entry for stuttering clusterfuck?

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2015 09:04 AM (BO/km)

142 Is it to early to start drinking?

Don't understand these words in this order.

Posted by: blaster at October 10, 2015 09:04 AM (2Ocf1)

143 ' Turkish death toll raised to 86 dead'

While I'm at it, I should probably confiscate their weapons, too. At the very least, yammer incessantly about it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 10, 2015 09:05 AM (J3phO)

144 Nature abhors a vacuum. So does my dog.

Posted by: blaster at October 10, 2015 09:08 AM (2Ocf1)

145 The Rangers are having a BlueJay shoot this weekend. Batista bring your Kleenex. There's gonna be alot of crying in Toronto.

Posted by: LaZrtx at October 10, 2015 09:08 AM (Ph45J)

146 While I was in Ulaanbataar and Mongolia a couple of weeks ago (advanced Horde training in-country, so to speak) I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of such nightlife.

I did spend the week there with three sisters, however. Well, my wife and two of her sisters, anyway.

Mongolian music is, however, a weird sort of melange of American bluegrass and Chinese traditional music. I liked it.

Don't miss the throat-singing (sort of like if Slim Whitman had swallowed that singing frog from the Warner Brothers cartoons).

Posted by: filbert at October 10, 2015 09:09 AM (/j9PE)

147 I believe that Martin O'Malley is polling lower then "None of the above".

So, he's polling about even with skim milk?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 10, 2015 09:10 AM (LUgeY)

148 The ONLY thing keeping Hillary in the polls is the pollsters.

Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at October 10, 2015 09:12 AM (Ph45J)

149 Ha. I live in Lisle. Zero chance of getting shot, mugged or bothered, As is the case with most suburbs in Chicagoland. As always its the liberal run and minority populated downtowns that keep crime and and unemployment high and virtually every state form winning Republican.

Go to Chinn's 34th Street Fishery in Lisle. Best seafood anywhere.

Posted by: vinylman at October 10, 2015 09:12 AM (jJnEx)

150 "So, he's polling about even with skim milk?"


*Le Clappage de Golfe*


That's French(ish), you know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 09:13 AM (VPLuQ)

151 The federal prison system has banned all pork products. They claim that inmates overwhelmingly have asked for this change.

They also asked for double grape jelly and maple syrup.

Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at October 10, 2015 09:15 AM (Ph45J)

152 I don't think prisoners should get bacon anyway. Make em suffer.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2015 09:16 AM (BO/km)

153 I've heard lots of reports Islam is making big inroads in prisons, guess this confirms that, unless it's Judaism.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 09:17 AM (gY61M)

154
Z Nation now has a Zombaby.

Not sure what they an do with it sine in episode 2 even a baby can kill you if turned. Do Zombaby's need to eat? Probably not.

So, tonight nothing on but Sunday:

Homeland
TWD
something I forgot
and on Monday Fargo!

I really miss binge watching. Narcos spoiled me especially since it came out on a Friday.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 09:18 AM (iQIUe)

155 Posted by: filbert at October 10, 2015 09:09 AM (/j9PE)

It can't be worse than that weird Japanese singing that sounds like strangling cats.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2015 09:18 AM (Zu3d9)

156 They claim that inmates overwhelmingly have asked for this change.

Is Orthodox Jewry really such a powerful lobby inside the prisons?

Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2015 09:18 AM (J3phO)

157 Oh, The Last Kingdom

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 09:19 AM (iQIUe)

158 Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at October 10, 2015 09:15 AM

They use it to make alcohol. You'd be surprised at what can be made in the block, using whats on hand. There's no shortage of ingenuity and cleverness in a prison.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 10, 2015 09:20 AM (ij7E3)

159 I could see a few Muzzies making a stink and the correction agency caving in

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 09:20 AM (gY61M)

160 So roadkill is halal? Because if the inmates said no pork, I'd give them nothing but pork.

Posted by: Jean at October 10, 2015 09:21 AM (ztOda)

161 Is there a wiki entry for stuttering clusterfuck?

****


Not sure about that but I think we can use some multiple ICD-10 coding-fu to come up with this:

R47.82/G44.021/Z70.9



R47.82 -- Fluency disorder in conditions classified elsewhere
\------------------>Stuttering

G44.021 Chronic cluster headache, intractable

Z70.9 -- Sex counseling, unspecified

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)

162 Is Orthodox Jewry really such a powerful lobby inside the prisons?
Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2015 09:18 AM (J3phO)

-----------------------

They would not lobby for the change since their dietary laws are more complex than just not eating pork. Their food is prepared outside the prison.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 09:21 AM (iQIUe)

163 British former getmo inmate awarded 1.5 million for being mistreated, probably had to eat pork products

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2015 09:21 AM (gY61M)

164 In another feel good story from Zip's place,

Young urbanites set out to hunt down a Police Officer.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=236412

*It has a happy ending*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 09:22 AM (VPLuQ)

165 "90
"They are really stabbing people right and left over there in Israel."



And it's interesting that the Mayor, or some such leader did not speak of enacting tougher knife laws.

He encouraged every citizen who could legally carry, to begin carrying their personal firearm.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 08:27 AM (VPLuQ)"

Interestingly enough, in accordance with Israel's socialist legacy, any qualified Jew can go to the local police station and be issued a gun to carry. To each according to his needs.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at October 10, 2015 09:22 AM (QHgTq)

166 Regarding Chicago and going to Indiana to buy guns. I was assured the reason we needed nationwide abortion was because it would be too much of a hardship for people to drive across a border to get one. But this proves that if people want something enough, they will make an effort for it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 10, 2015 09:23 AM (HhqCY)

167 Are the new Men's Wearhouse ads supposed to appeal to straight men?

Posted by: Just some guy at October 10, 2015 09:24 AM (yxw0r)

168 "25 IOTW REPORT says fed prisons are no longer serving pork because the inmates don't want it.
sounds like BS to me
"

Yes. Because if there's anything that young, violent men hate it's bacon and sausage.

Posted by: Lauren at October 10, 2015 09:24 AM (9ysE1)

169 "To each according to his needs."

Sounds not to far removed from my "Affordable Handgun Act".

Inner city women of color, often single parents, sometimes in a same sex relationship should be allowed access to affordable protection.

I see government subsidies to purchase, grants for ammunition, tax credits to gun vault manufacturers, and a government alignment with NRA to offer handgun ownership and qualification training.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 09:26 AM (VPLuQ)

170 164
In another feel good story

Houston is just south of Chicago. Such a wonderful city to do business and vacation. As long as your armed.

Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at October 10, 2015 09:27 AM (Ph45J)

171 FUCK!

I hate Bank of America.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2015 09:27 AM (Zu3d9)

172 No-pork prisons.
Overwhelming "refugee" crisis of fighting-age men from the Middle East with a "coincidental" rape crisis.
Absolute and certain refusal by our leadership to call it islamism.

Posted by: Anyone Else Really Wondering at October 10, 2015 09:28 AM (sJuKe)

173 "172 No-pork prisons.
Overwhelming "refugee" crisis of fighting-age men from the Middle East with a "coincidental" rape crisis. "

Their women are calling them cowards and asking why the hell they abandoned them.

Posted by: Lauren at October 10, 2015 09:32 AM (9ysE1)

174 Ha I live right next to Lie-ell as well. Had a strange and comforting thought about being surrounded by the horde without knowing it.

Posted by: Eli Cash at October 10, 2015 09:32 AM (Dc/ui)

175 How'd they screw you over, CBD?

Posted by: Lauren at October 10, 2015 09:33 AM (9ysE1)

176 I hate Bank of America.Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2015 09:27 AM (Zu3d9

Try Customers Bank. They're really friendly. Charging someone I know with damaging a cement pillar and then driving away. Penalty? Year in jail. Damage to car? Zero.Pillar so valuable they removed it without replacing it.

Even a cop on the force told this person to fight it.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 10, 2015 09:33 AM (sI4OA)

177 WZ has video of the bombing in Turkey. Fucking savages.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 10, 2015 09:33 AM (9jeGC)

178
Sure wish they'd institute some sensible gun control laws up there.








Draft Copy:

Illinois Gun Control On Our Safe Streets Act

Section 1.

a. Gun owners shall use a two-handed grip while shooting criminal miscreants in the face.

Section 2.

.......actually, there's no reason for a section 2.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2015 09:35 AM (o98Jz)

179 Everybody remember how Maryland's former Lt Governor, and democratic candidate for Governor had one job, to implement the Maryland Healthcare Program?

Sounds like it quickly became another slush fund for Democrats.

http://cbsloc.al/1R369nz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 09:35 AM (VPLuQ)

180 It can't be worse than that weird Japanese singing that sounds like strangling cats.

You mean like Yoko Ono?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 10, 2015 09:37 AM (LUgeY)

181 According to the AP 20 mins ago Boehner is staying.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 10, 2015 09:37 AM (GA2CY)

182 Morton Arboretum is in Lisle. No big color yet, but a nice afternoon outing.

Cantigny Museum is a nice afternoon as well (in Wheaton, about 15 mins from Lisle).

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 10, 2015 09:37 AM (MIKMs)

183 "181 According to the AP 20 mins ago Boehner is staying.
"

Like a child throwing a temper tantrum.

Posted by: Lauren at October 10, 2015 09:39 AM (9ysE1)

184 Boehner probably couldn't line up any lobbying gigs. Then his bar tab and tanning booth bill arrived in the mail.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 10, 2015 09:41 AM (sI4OA)

185
"181 According to the AP 20 mins ago Boehner is staying.
"

Like a child throwing a temper tantrum.

Posted by: Lauren at October 10, 2015 09:39 AM (9ysE1)









Funny, I vaguely remember the GOPe accusing the Tea Party of throwing tantrums.....

Must be age catching up with me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2015 09:42 AM (o98Jz)

186 Posted by: Lauren at October 10, 2015 09:33 AM (9ysE1)

Incompetent customer service. Stupid questions, the rep didn't read what I had already written, moronic policy that will be ignored once i speak with a supervisor....you know, typical.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2015 09:43 AM (Zu3d9)

187 I expected a 20k word essay from Ace after he got into a twitter spat yesterday. It was over whether it would helped if the Jews had weapons in WW2. Oddly, Ace didnt think so. Many vehemently disagreed. Ace seemed to be adopting the left's twisting and misquoting of Carson's words. No one claimed that the Jews could have defeated Hitler == just like how the French resistance did not defeat Hitler. They aided in his defeat. Guns would have helped more Jews to survive.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 10, 2015 09:44 AM (iQIUe)

188 Chi-town tomorrow. Actually Lisle,

Any moron in the Chicago/NW Indiana area interested in the Lincoln Funeral Train. It'll be in Hammond thru Sun. Pretty neat.

http://tinyurl.com/ptodsjv

Posted by: DaveA at October 10, 2015 09:44 AM (DL2i+)

189 Heard of a Philly cheese steak place called Mojo's in Downwers Grove, on Maple just east of 355, that looks interesting.
Also, second the Bavarian Lodge. Great food and beer, easy on the oom-pa.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 10, 2015 09:45 AM (+KhRe)

190 Is there a wiki entry for stuttering clusterfuck?

It's in the Urban Dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SCoaMF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 10, 2015 09:47 AM (rwI+c)

191 NOOD

Posted by: Y-not at October 10, 2015 09:48 AM (0Iy+I)

192 Who says that Unicorns don't exist.

http://boingboing.net/?p=426973

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2015 09:49 AM (VPLuQ)

193 I'm in Naperville, just to the west of Lisle. Naperville downtown is nice and it's riverwalk is pretty this time of year.

Posted by: Brian at October 10, 2015 10:44 AM (0swRS)

194 178

Draft Copy:

Illinois Gun Control On Our Safe Streets Act

Section 1.

a. Gun owners shall use a two-handed grip while shooting criminal miscreants in the face.

Section 2.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2015 09:35 AM (o98Jz)


The gun shall be held upright.

Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2015 11:12 AM (sdi6R)

195 Pork butt in the smoker, beautiful Central Florida Fall day.
Happy to hear pork prices will be going down. Bacon, butt, and ribs - all good.

Posted by: Hopeful Gator Fan at October 10, 2015 11:18 AM (u9+TN)

196 The gun shall be held upright.
Posted by: rickl
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If the weapon is an auto-eject weapon, and is discharged, user is responsible for recovery of expended casings.

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