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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Is This Something?Possibly, this is something. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 08, 2015 05:43 PM (7vjfd) 2
i don't know.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 08, 2015 05:44 PM (0O7c5) 3
maybe
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 08, 2015 05:44 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 08, 2015 05:44 PM (7vjfd) Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 05:44 PM (dciA+) 6
Ultraman, one of the critical artifacts in Ready Player One.
Posted by: TonyCC at October 08, 2015 05:44 PM (t7tvJ) 7
Is he gonna be the new Speaker?
Posted by: Daybrother at October 08, 2015 05:45 PM (jzKp1) Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 05:45 PM (dciA+) 9
8th?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 05:45 PM (E5UB0) 10
10th?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 05:45 PM (E5UB0) 11
If it's not Magnus, Robot Fighter, it ain't nuthin'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2015 05:46 PM (LUgeY) 12
I'm waiting for Ultramodernman
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at October 08, 2015 05:46 PM (9mTYi) 13
ok, 10 doesn't count because it's 2 digits, but it's better than nothing.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 05:46 PM (E5UB0) Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 08, 2015 05:46 PM (EHU9F) 15
Ultraman is modern man. He knows his wife's shoe size without asking, and he sucks dick.
Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 05:46 PM (xWW96) 16
Ultraman for Speaker?
Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 05:46 PM (cbfNE) 17
Apparently it's unclear if this will be a movie, or if this trailer was just released in hopes of drumming up interest in a movie, or what.
Yes. And, more importantly, to sell toys. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 08, 2015 05:46 PM (JmGFJ) 18
Ultraman gets the high-end Marvel treatment and I get an artsy-fartsy, experimental film school job? That's some bullshit.
Posted by: Speed Racer at October 08, 2015 05:47 PM (awspb) 19
who knows, maybe it was released just so people know who the hell he is in Ready Player One (assuming they use him, instead of some other more modern reference)
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 05:47 PM (dciA+) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 05:47 PM (GFzi9) 21
If Ultraman will throw Boehner from the chair I'm in.
Posted by: dogfish at October 08, 2015 05:48 PM (0O2Lr) 22
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Ultraman is modern man. He knows his wife's shoe size without asking, and he sucks dick. Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 05:46 PM (xWW96) But only one at a time. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2015 05:48 PM (4ErVI) 23
The monster's cries are a little wussy. Needs moar bass.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 05:48 PM (0NdlF) 24
Where's Gigantor?
Posted by: John P. Squibob at October 08, 2015 05:48 PM (DQZLr) 25
If they did make this movie, would they dub in the English voices? That's why the new Godzilla movies flopped. They weren't crudely dubbed. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 08, 2015 05:48 PM (7vjfd) 26
It just keeps getting worse and worse.
Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) is backing out of his scheduled appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jimmy Fallon Thursday evening, following House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy's surprising decision to quit the Speakership race. An NBC spokeswoman confirmed that Boehner is no longer appearing tonight. She added that there are no details about possible rescheduling at this time. Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 05:48 PM (XUKZU) 27
Ace, this is O/T, but did you take my advice and buy those lovely armadillo bookends for your Time/Life collection?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 05:48 PM (FsuaD) 28
Ultraman? Nope. The movie will be about Ultranny.
Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 05:49 PM (cbfNE) 29
Meh. I'll wait for the next Godzilla sequel.
Posted by: Iblis at October 08, 2015 05:49 PM (9221z) 30
>>>Ultraman gets the high-end Marvel treatment and I get an artsy-fartsy, experimental film school job? That's some bullshit.
Posted by: Speed Racer definitely, you were screwed. The one thing that was surprising about speed racer is that the villain's plot made sense. It really did. It was too complicated for kids, with deliberately tanking company's shares to enable a buy-out, but for an adult, it was cool, that the villain actually had a rational plot. The rest of the movie was made for very small children, and then you'd have this semi-plausible corporate-manipulation plot get explained periodically. Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 05:49 PM (dciA+) 31
An asthmatic prepubescent elephant whine is not the way to strike fear into the hearts of men.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 05:49 PM (0NdlF) 32
Ultraman for Speaker?
Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 05:46 PM (cbfNE) Kekko Kamen for Speaker Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at October 08, 2015 05:49 PM (vBeA5) 33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlWaTAZUxUQ
Posted by: John P. Squibob at October 08, 2015 05:49 PM (DQZLr) 34
Any Japanese character/monster for Speaker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD) 35
SWATCH!!!!! *naturalfake flies into the air to get some Church's Fried Chicken* *....oh yeah.....and defeat the villainous Biscuit Monster by smothering him with Chicken Gravy* Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2015 05:50 PM (0cMkb) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2015 05:50 PM (LUgeY) 37
You would think that Japan's construction economy would be booming what with every couple of years some giant monster comes through and levels Tokyo.
Posted by: Old Blue at October 08, 2015 05:50 PM (9iR5/) 38
>>>Ace, this is O/T, but did you take my advice and buy those lovely armadillo bookends for your Time/Life collection?
hah no, i got too rearing horses that look pretty cheesy. was trying to get something that looked like a Remington. Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 05:50 PM (dciA+) 39
Actually which Ultraman? There is a whole franchise after all.
Episode 1 of Ultraman Tiga https://youtu.be/S0G8r65tl0Q Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 05:50 PM (GFzi9) 40
Top 10 is the new first.
Posted by: Weasel at October 08, 2015 05:50 PM (e3bId) 41
Vin Diesel has new movie coming out Witchhunter. I'd be shocked if the Wiccans aren't pissed off about this. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 08, 2015 05:51 PM (7vjfd) 42
i just wiki'd it and was surprised to find out that "Ultraman" was not the first of the Ultra men. The first was "Ultra Q."
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 05:51 PM (dciA+) 43
I'm touched. Points to spot on doll where Ace touched him.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 08, 2015 05:51 PM (sI4OA) 44
hah no, i got too rearing horses that look pretty cheesy. was trying to get something that looked like a Remington. Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 05:50 PM (dciA+) Would have been klassier with armadillos riding them. Not exactly Remington, but moron-like. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 05:51 PM (FsuaD) 45
*naturalfake flies into the air to get some Church's Fried Chicken*
- Didja see the Popeye's Chicken troofer movement against Carson? See Twitchy. Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 05:51 PM (XUKZU) 46
Before there were Furries,
there were Rubberies. Time for me to see if my old Ultraman full rubber body suit still fits. Boy won't the wife be surprised. "Is that a Beta capsule in your pocket or are you happy to see me. " _ Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 08, 2015 05:51 PM (0MJOU) 47
Looks like a lame assed Godzilla monster extra. And being apparently in Tokyo makes it more so.
Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 05:51 PM (xWW96) 48
I expect Fake Grievance Outrage Theater over Diesel's movie, I mean. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 08, 2015 05:51 PM (7vjfd) 49
I don't know anything about Ultraman or the mythology so this is a totally naive question.
He's so anatomically correct that you see the tendons in his ankle twitching. Where's his dick? Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 08, 2015 05:52 PM (1xUj/) 50
i just wiki'd it and was surprised to find out that "Ultraman" was not the first of the Ultra men. The first was "Ultra Q."
I'm almost afraid to ax what the "Q" stands for. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2015 05:52 PM (LUgeY) 51
37 You would think that Japan's construction economy would be booming what with every couple of years some giant monster comes through and levels Tokyo.
Posted by: Old Blue at October 08, 2015 05:50 PM (9iR5/) Yeah, you would think. Posted by: Broken Window Fallacy at October 08, 2015 05:53 PM (0NdlF) Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 05:53 PM (dciA+) 53
So ultraman is a superhero who goes around showing pregnant women considering abortions sonograms of their fetuses? That's how he saves lives?
And he fights the evil Nucolator who munches salad and quaffs Chardonnay while killing innocent babies. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 05:53 PM (E5UB0) 54
I'd be shocked if the Wiccans aren't pissed off about this.
- The premiere of the new suffragette movie in London was smoked bombed today by pissed of feminists. Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 05:53 PM (XUKZU) Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at October 08, 2015 05:53 PM (JmGFJ) Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 05:53 PM (dciA+) Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 08, 2015 05:53 PM (7vjfd) 58
Ultragoober wants you to hold his giant beer while he does a flying drop kick.
Posted by: ULTRAGOOBER at October 08, 2015 05:53 PM (qjyQp) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 05:54 PM (GFzi9) 60
Where's his dick?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 08, 2015 05:52 PM (1xUj/) Like I said, Ultraman is a modern man. He has no use for a dick. He had it removed. Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 05:54 PM (xWW96) 61
Vin Diesel has new movie coming out Witchhunter.
I'd be shocked if the Wiccans aren't pissed off about this. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists So fat chicks who became "witches" in high school so they could put curses on the cheerleaders and skinny Modern Men with bad skin will be boycotting it? I'm sure Vin is quaking in his boots. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 08, 2015 05:54 PM (awspb) 62
Ultraman makes sure the dishes are dry before he puts them away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 05:54 PM (FsuaD) 63
I'm waiting to spend my dollars on "Cuck Man"
Posted by: Judas Washington at October 08, 2015 05:55 PM (hCdMd) Posted by: Data, smoking an electronic cigarette at October 08, 2015 05:55 PM (LUgeY) 65
Another CGI cartoon.
I grew up watching the Ultraman knockoff, Spectra Man, because it's all that my UHF channels were willing to broadcast. Now give me a Spectra Man movie, and we'll talk. Posted by: Brisco_County at October 08, 2015 05:55 PM (1CELu) 66
Like I said, Ultraman is a modern man. He has no use for a dick. He had it removed.
Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 05:54 PM (xWW96) The Modern Man has no need for a gun, but I repeat your point. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 05:55 PM (0NdlF) 67
Meh....get off my lawn!
Posted by: Bosk at October 08, 2015 05:55 PM (n2K+4) 68
57 Bruce Jenner didn't need one.
Posted by: Weasel at October 08, 2015 05:55 PM (e3bId) Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 05:56 PM (xWW96) Posted by: Old Blue at October 08, 2015 05:56 PM (9iR5/) 71
Any Japanese character/monster for Speaker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD) Elect me Speaker and I will secure funds to build a giant space habitat that I will drop from orbit on the Islamic State. Posted by: Char Aznable at October 08, 2015 05:56 PM (vBeA5) 72
Like I said, Ultraman is a modern man. He has no use for a dick. He had it removed.
Posted by: maddogg ------------------------------- ^^^THIS^^^ Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 05:57 PM (E5UB0) Posted by: UltraMan at October 08, 2015 05:57 PM (0MJOU) 74
Old Blue: "You would think that Japan's construction economy would be booming what with every couple of years some giant monster comes through and levels Tokyo."
I know, right? Posted by: Paul Krugman, Idiot Emeritus at October 08, 2015 05:57 PM (1CroS) 75
Well, at least the guy who writes the soundtrack ditties for fox news is getting gigs!
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 08, 2015 05:57 PM (tgL17) 76
I still get the theme song from Gigantor stuck in my head sometimes.
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 08, 2015 05:57 PM (fMQoG) 77
No penis but there are eight tenticles.
Posted by: Bosk at October 08, 2015 05:57 PM (n2K+4) 78
And I was working on Troi too, but I didn't get an upgrade in time.
That wrinkly-headed Klingon bastard beat me to her. Frankly, I'm surprised she survived. Posted by: Data, smoking an electronic cigarette at October 08, 2015 05:57 PM (LUgeY) 79
Ultraman has been banned by the EPA. Mercury, you know. Some inner-city kid might lick his ankle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 05:58 PM (0yhH4) 80
Char, Zakus would make short work of all the Iranian Revolutionary Guard...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 05:59 PM (GFzi9) 81
>>Vin Diesel has new movie coming out called witchfinder
I would totally see that. What did Carson say about Popeyes? Posted by: Lea at October 08, 2015 05:59 PM (75eh2) 82
The tune is pretty quite catchy: http://tinyurl.com/bqnwtos
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 08, 2015 05:59 PM (fMQoG) 83
Kekko Kamen for Speaker
Posted by: Seiji-tekina boshi at October 08, 2015 05:49 PM (vBeA5) And C-SPAN records highest ratings ever. Posted by: Dan Kojak at October 08, 2015 06:00 PM (zfjOq) 84
Hail Ultraman... because he listens. With bionic ears.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 08, 2015 06:00 PM (1CroS) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:00 PM (GFzi9) 86
But, does Ultraman cry?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:00 PM (FsuaD) 87
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 05:53 PM (XUKZU)
I guess they are following in the footsteps of their ancestors since apparently the early suffragettes weren't above a little explosive mayhem themselves. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 08, 2015 06:01 PM (GDulk) 88
That's why the new Godzilla movies flopped. They weren't crudely dubbed.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 08, 2015 05:48 PM (7vjfd) I always loved it when the Japanese crowd first sets eyes on the never-before-seen monster, and cries, with one voice, "Ai-eeee-ai, Godzilla!" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 06:01 PM (0yhH4) 89
Wow Anna. What an exciting video.
Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 06:02 PM (xWW96) Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 06:02 PM (LzzEz) 91
I just hope things go better for Ultraman this time around. Things didn't go so well for Ultra when he went to the Olympics in Great Britain: Breaking: Ultraman Accidentally Kills 2012 London Olympic mascots,Wedlock and Mandeville https://naturalfake.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/breaki ng-ultraman-accidently-kills-2012-london-olympic- mascots-wenlock-and-mandeville/ (remove extra spaces) Yep, it's from my crapblog and it's old. Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2015 06:03 PM (0cMkb) 92
Well, the painter who was coming by to give us an estimate bailed at the last minute.
Now I have to schedule my day around him tomorrow. Dammit. So, Marie Callander's chicken pot pies for dinner. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:03 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 08, 2015 06:03 PM (Xo1Rt) 94
"the real Mach 5" (drivable mock-up, with some of the special Mach 5 features)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PR0Pjlj44E Posted by: ace at October 08, 2015 06:03 PM (dciA+) 95
Ultra-man es mas macho.
Posted by: eleven at October 08, 2015 06:03 PM (rjtGa) 96
You would think that Japan's construction economy would be booming what with every couple of years some giant monster comes through and levels Tokyo.
Posted by: Old Blue at October 08, 2015 05:50 PM (9iR5/) Awww, you should have socked that one as "Enron Advisor Paul Krugman". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 06:03 PM (0yhH4) 97
Where's Tobor the Eighth Man?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 08, 2015 06:04 PM (9Fc79) Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 06:05 PM (LzzEz) 99
Them Japs loves their horny big monsters!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 08, 2015 06:05 PM (UpGcq) 100
Naturalfake, should watch Ultimate Girls. Super hero accidentally kills three school girls. To revive them, he grants each part of his powers. And he transforms into a transfomration baton with phallic overtones.
https://youtu.be/MEORBCbczUw Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:05 PM (GFzi9) 101
Ultra-mang.
Posted by: eleven at October 08, 2015 06:05 PM (rjtGa) 102
Awww, you should have socked that one as "Enron Advisor Paul Krugman".
------------- Yeah I should have, or added the sarc tag to it. One snarky comment and I'm branded for life. Rough crowd in here. Posted by: Old Blue at October 08, 2015 06:06 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:06 PM (FsuaD) 104
Of course there is Ultra Girl and her boobies
What on earth is happening in that clip? At least it leads to one with GigaLady where she has nipples. Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 08, 2015 06:07 PM (1xUj/) 105
Them Japs loves their horny big monsters!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry Especially the school girls. They pretend not to like it, but they all secretly fantasize about being tentacle-raped. Posted by: Bernie Sanders, expert on the female sex at October 08, 2015 06:07 PM (awspb) 106
Maybe I'll get in the game after all?
Posted by: Slow News Day Gorn at October 08, 2015 06:07 PM (5jzvv) 107
So, Marie Callander's chicken pot pies for dinner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh ............ How are those? We used to get em when they had a restaurant here. But they closed many years ago. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 08, 2015 06:07 PM (UpGcq) 108
Here is an exciting video. Real men (not at all modern) doing manly things. Yer welcome.
https://goo.gl/SGDnH1 Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 06:09 PM (xWW96) 109
Bandersnatch, no idea except I think UltraGirl is about to die.
Here is a 4+ minute clip of ladies in costumes battling monsters. Behind the scenes and out-takes. https://youtu.be/GeT-Ud7hnVs Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:09 PM (GFzi9) 110
103 Clinton/Blumenthal Benghazi stuff exploding on Fox right now.
Yuuuuge. Seriously. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:06 PM But Jane the truly important news is the dis-array in the House. ask Josh Earnest..... Those pesky Conservatives need to be put down... Posted by: donna at October 08, 2015 06:09 PM (hUdMz) 111
How are those? We used to get em when they had a restaurant here. But they closed many years ago.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 08, 2015 06:07 PM (UpGcq) Not bad. I usually keep a couple in the freezer for evenings like this. Get ready to pucker your butts, Horde: Missing 10' king cobra found in a garage in a basket of laundry. Florida, of course. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:10 PM (FsuaD) 112
He has no use for a dick. He had it removed.
------------------ Not yet. Doc says I have about another year of hormone therapy before I do that. I'm growing tits though. Posted by: Ultra(Wo)man at October 08, 2015 06:10 PM (kTF2Z) 113
Here is an exciting video. Real men (not at all modern) doing manly things. Yer welcome.
Not a spider. That is a first, isn't it? Posted by: Grey Fox at October 08, 2015 06:11 PM (bZ7mE) 114
Jane D'oh: "Get ready to pucker your butts, Horde: Missing 10' king cobra found in a garage in a basket of laundry."
I only worry about the ones covered in spiders. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 08, 2015 06:12 PM (1CroS) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 06:12 PM (LA7Cm) 116
Gaaaahhh, Ultraman batch shot!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, banging the gavel of liberty at October 08, 2015 06:12 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 08, 2015 06:12 PM (ODxAs) 118
You kids and your partial animation.
Back in my day, they had flying cycles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ifS2nP53Zs Posted by: Data, smoking an electronic cigarette at October 08, 2015 06:13 PM (LUgeY) 119
What happened All Hail Eris?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:13 PM (GFzi9) 120
Get ready to pucker your butts, Horde: Missing 10' king cobra found in a garage in a basket of laundry. Florida, of course.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:10 PM (FsuaD) Cobra, in an amazingly clever attempt at concealment for an illiterate reptile, hides in a basket of bras. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 06:13 PM (0yhH4) 121
Get ready to pucker your butts, Horde: Missing 10' king cobra found in a garage in a basket of laundry. Florida, of course.
Did we hear something awhile back about it going missing, or are they just now getting around to telling us after it has already been found? Posted by: Grey Fox at October 08, 2015 06:13 PM (bZ7mE) 122
Here is a 4+ minute clip of ladies in costumes battling monsters. Behind the scenes and out-takes.
Oh that's quite nice. Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 08, 2015 06:14 PM (1xUj/) 123
Did Ultraman come out of the coke can?
Looks like a commercial for a Japanese soda-- Nip Sip--something like that. Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 06:14 PM (mcm0N) 124
Also saw on Fox during Bret Baier's that Romney insiders say that Romney is going to torpedo Trump's run because Trump's the wrong kind of Republican--loud, brash, boastful, contentious. So apparently what we noticed in the last election with Romney eviscerating fellow Republicans during the primary is still a thing.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:14 PM (kXoT0) Posted by: imp at October 08, 2015 06:15 PM (XIXZz) 126
Did Ultraman come out of the coke can?
Looks like a commercial for a Japanese soda-- Nip Sip--something like that. Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 06:14 PM (mcm0N) You are thinking of Pepsi-man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIpJ4tS_vM8 Posted by: HatMan at October 08, 2015 06:16 PM (vBeA5) 127
When Snuffleupagus Attacks!!
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2015 06:16 PM (2cS/G) 128
O/T, but why has no one asked Mr Josh Earnest the following:
"The President is scheduled host Ahmed the Clock Hacker at an event at the White House later this month. In view of all that has now been reported about the incident, why hasn't this potentially embarrassing visit by the perpetrator of a hoax been cancelled?" Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 08, 2015 06:16 PM (U6f54) 129
Ultra Man gets beard transplant and oversized glasses to replace his contacts.
Posted by: Urban Achiever at October 08, 2015 06:16 PM (i3Pq3) 130
Also saw on Fox during Bret Baier's that Romney insiders say that Romney is going to torpedo Trump's run because Trump's the wrong kind of Republican--loud, brash, boastful, contentious.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Should be just the thing to break the plateau Trump's been on. Being bashed by that loser is just the thing to drive his poll numbers even higher. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 08, 2015 06:17 PM (awspb) 131
Cobra (named "Elvis") was missing for a month in the Miami area. Was found a half-mile away in a garage laundry area.
Imagine reaching down to sort the clothes... Who the hell has a venomous snake as a pet??? Oh, I forgot. Florida. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:17 PM (FsuaD) 132
"The President is scheduled host Ahmed the Clock Hacker at an event at the White House later this month. In view of all that has now been reported about the incident, why hasn't this potentially embarrassing visit by the perpetrator of a hoax been cancelled?"
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 08, 2015 06:16 PM (U6f54) Spin. They will turn it into a Halloween party for urban yutes, and Achmed's costume will be "inventor". "See, clingers, we knew it all along. We were just trolling you!" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 06:18 PM (0yhH4) 133
Who the hell has a venomous snake as a pet??? Oh, I forgot. Florida.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:17 PM (FsuaD) I used to keep rattlesnakes for pets. Had four or five. I would take them out of the cage and play with them. They hated my guts. Not at all cuddley. Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 06:19 PM (xWW96) 134
Also saw on Fox during Bret Baier's that Romney insiders say that Romney
is going to torpedo Trump's run because Trump's the wrong kind of Republican--loud, brash, boastful, contentious. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Hell hath no fury like a Mormon scorned. Posted by: Mortimer at October 08, 2015 06:19 PM (0dcbp) 135
In other news, two days ago, a Kentucky pet shop owner was almost killed by his 20 ft python.
If you are going to keep snakes, your IQ should be 120 points higher than the length of the snake in inches, IMHO. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:20 PM (kXoT0) 136
Cobra was here near the House of Mouse. Owner went on vacay and, apparently so did the cobra. It was caught a half mile from where it escaped.
I'm glad they caught that thing, there's enough critters down here already. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2015 06:20 PM (LUgeY) 137
The hamper cobra wasssss jusssst and esssscaped pet and not a part of a sssssssinisssster plot. Nothing to sssssssee here.
Posted by: Cobra Commander at October 08, 2015 06:20 PM (awspb) 138
No, it's nothing. Some paper asshole shit, that's all.
Posted by: dr kill at October 08, 2015 06:21 PM (msVAP) 139
Where's a mongoose when you need one?
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2015 06:22 PM (2cS/G) 140
Snake people smell funny.
Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 06:22 PM (5jzvv) 141
Hey Hat, going to need a second opinion. What are these Sentai Gals saying after they transform?
https://youtu.be/0GlS5Jx31kQ Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:23 PM (GFzi9) 142
No robot man - make it two monsters. Looked good.
In real life: they are making fun of our armercanski planes. With all the bombing going on in Syria, can we expect a bunch of beheadings of hostages? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 06:24 PM (iQIUe) 143
I'm declaring my candidacy for Speaker of the House....
Posted by: Elvis the Snake at October 08, 2015 06:24 PM (vBeA5) 144
https://youtu.be/0GlS5Jx31kQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:23 PM (GFzi9) It sounds like "Venus Fight" Posted by: The Sentai Hat at October 08, 2015 06:25 PM (vBeA5) 145
>>Hey Hat, going to need a second opinion. What are these Sentai Gals saying after they transform?
'You been here four hour. You go now!' Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 06:25 PM (5jzvv) 146
I'm declaring my candidacy for Speaker of the House....
Posted by: Elvis the Snake Well at lest you snake actions would be obvious... Posted by: donna at October 08, 2015 06:25 PM (hUdMz) 147
I used to keep rattlesnakes for pets. Had four or
five. I would take them out of the cage and play with them. They hated my guts. Not at all cuddley. Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 06:19 PM (xWW96) Shirley, you're not serious. Would explain your spider love. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:25 PM (FsuaD) 148
Welcome to the Automated Florida Telephone Directory, for English, press 1, for Spanish, press 2, for Parselmouth, press 3.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (2cS/G) 149
Viral ad for slash cola?
Posted by: Rich at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (J2AJ8) 150
A local kid hat some sort of viper down here. It bit him, killing him, and then escaped into North Austin.
They found it dead on the frontage road of 35, of course. Austin traffic kills. Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (LzzEz) 151
They need to remake that japanese sci fy flick with the pooter bubble ladies. Remember that? I dont know what came out of their va jay jays but it was bubbly and deadly.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (iQIUe) 152
Jeebus, did you see the size of that firggin snake? Yeah, fuck that.
Posted by: Reiki Tiki Tavi at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (kTF2Z) 153
I'm declaring my candidacy for Speaker of the House....
There's not enough room in this town for two Elvii. Posted by: Sonny Crockett's Elvis the Gator at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (LUgeY) 154
Mitt needs to shut up, sit down, and count his millions. Or billions.
He had his chance and blew it. Why doesn't he attack the Dems instead of cozying up to Axelrod? Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (cbfNE) 155
Where's a mongoose when you need one?
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2015 06:22 PM (2cS/G) Sigh, India, it is illegal to import them except as a zoo specimen because they are a protected species. Apparently, they are very aggressive, hmm, imagine that. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (kXoT0) 156
141 Hey Hat, going to need a second opinion. What are these Sentai Gals saying after they transform?
https://youtu.be/0GlS5Jx31kQ Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:23 PM (GFzi9) --- My ears tell me "Venus", but my, uh, gut tells me "Weenis". Posted by: All Hail Eris, banging the gavel of liberty at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (jR7Wy) 157
133 Who the hell has a venomous snake as a pet??? Oh, I forgot. Florida. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:17 PM (FsuaD) I used to keep rattlesnakes for pets. Had four or five. I would take them out of the cage and play with them. They hated my guts. Not at all cuddley. Posted by: maddogg at October 08, 2015 06:19 PM (xWW96) and neither were the snakes. Posted by: Buzzion at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (z/Ubi) Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 06:27 PM (mcm0N) 159
Thank goodness for giant red plasticine g-strings!
Posted by: Rich at October 08, 2015 06:28 PM (J2AJ8) 160
Son was over one day and showed me a video of a guy (in Thailand, I think), in a tank full of cobras, smacking them on their heads whenever they spread their hoods at him. The guy was literally ankle deep in cobras. {{shudder}}
I'm still weirded out. Ugh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD) 161
If the blinking light goes out, Ultraman will never rise again. He will be total limp-dick. His blood line shall end in shame and disgrace.
Posted by: Japanese Narrator at October 08, 2015 06:28 PM (dnCf4) 162
#154 votermom, exactly, had he fought Obama half as hard as he did his primary opponents, he be POTUS right now.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:28 PM (kXoT0) 163
I got it.
Posted by: Golfman at October 08, 2015 06:28 PM (48QDY) 164
Thanks Hat and All Hail Eris, it was sounding way too weird for me.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:29 PM (GFzi9) 165
Shedding reptilian sock.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2015 06:29 PM (LUgeY) 166
Rangers!
Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 06:29 PM (LzzEz) 167
UltraCobraMan would be a better movie, just saying.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2015 06:30 PM (2cS/G) 168
Why did it have to be snakes!?
Posted by: Indiana at October 08, 2015 06:30 PM (5jzvv) 169
124 Also saw on Fox during Bret Baier's that Romney insiders say that Romney is going to torpedo Trump's run because Trump's the wrong kind of Republican--loud, brash, boastful, contentious. So apparently what we noticed in the last election with Romney eviscerating fellow Republicans during the primary is still a thing.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:14 PM (kXoT0) I'm sure Trump is quaking in his boots. Posted by: rickl at October 08, 2015 06:30 PM (sdi6R) 170
Fox showing Miss Lindsey "trap shooting" in his shooting gear and all.
Butched himself up. About as much as Choom Boy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:30 PM (FsuaD) 171
160 Son was over one day and showed me a video of a guy (in Thailand, I think), in a tank full of cobras, smacking them on their heads whenever they spread their hoods at him. The guy was literally ankle deep in cobras. {{shudder}}
I'm still weirded out. Ugh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD) --- My dad was in Burma and said they had temples filled with the slithery critters, like an Indiana Jones nightmare. The temple dancers would slowly, sinuously dance up to the cobras and kiss them. Yes, it was a temple, not a night club. Hush. Posted by: All Hail Eris, banging the gavel of liberty at October 08, 2015 06:30 PM (jR7Wy) 172
I'm sure Trump is quaking in his boots.
Posted by: rickl at October 08, 2015 06:30 PM (sdi6R) I doubt that it is. I just think that it's an extremely dickish move. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:31 PM (kXoT0) 173
So the cult of Trump personality is taking credit for McCarthy dropping out?
We are not a nation of laws or men. Just personality. Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:31 PM (u49WF) Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 06:31 PM (mcm0N) 175
or if this trailer was just released in hopes of drumming up interest in a movie, or what.
This trailer - which is of low quality and offensive - was released only to make our muslim friends go totally apeshit and start burning down our embassies and killing our ambassadors. I will not hesitate one second to jump on the coffins of the future dead to blame this trailer and arrest the producer. of course ... that "one second" doesn't include me getting my beauty sleep and jetting off to Vegas to collect some cash ... but the minute I get back - THE MINUTE!!! I'll be all over those coffins blaming this trailer for making our great muslim friends kill us and celebrate with the corpsemen. Posted by: King Admiral Emperor Barky, Trailer Critic at October 08, 2015 06:31 PM (zc3Db) 176
Speaking of Elvis, somebody recorded a comic song about the joys (?) of being an Elvis impersonator. I have had no luck finding it on youtube or lyric search engines. Anybody have a clue?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 06:31 PM (0yhH4) 177
Son was over one day and showed me a video of a guy (in Thailand, I think), in a tank full of cobras, smacking them on their heads whenever they spread their hoods at him. The guy was literally ankle deep in cobras. {{shudder}}
I'm still weirded out. Ugh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD) --- My dad was in Burma and said they had temples filled with the slithery critters, like an Indiana Jones nightmare. The temple dancers would slowly, sinuously dance up to the cobras and kiss them. Yes, it was a temple, not a night club. Hush. Posted by: All Hail Eris, banging the gavel of liberty at October 08, 2015 06:30 PM (jR7Wy) Cobra smacker sounds like a very gay job. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 06:32 PM (0NdlF) 178
The guy was literally ankle deep in cobras. {{shudder}}
Who was that a few days ago that mentioned some place in Indonesia (?) that had a cobra show where the guys toy with the cobras but there was another type of snake they never took their eyes off of? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2015 06:33 PM (LUgeY) 179
We are not a nation of laws or men. Just personality.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:31 PM (u49WF) Where have you been for the past 8 years? Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 06:33 PM (cbfNE) Posted by: eleven at October 08, 2015 06:33 PM (rjtGa) 181
This Ultraman has G.I.Joe crotch.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:33 PM (u49WF) 182
We are a nation of shouting! and squirrel!
Posted by: eleven at October 08, 2015 06:34 PM (rjtGa) 183
I blame Global Warming.
Posted by: Optimizer at October 08, 2015 06:34 PM (/q6+P) 184
Consensus!
Posted by: eleven at October 08, 2015 06:34 PM (rjtGa) 185
So the cult of Trump personality is taking credit for McCarthy dropping out?
We are not a nation of laws or men. Just personality. Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:31 PM (u49WF) Actually, I think it was that letter by Congressman Jones who asked that anyone who was running for Speaker not have any hidden transgressions that would embarrass the party a la Gingrich and Livingstone. McCarthy is supposedly having a not very secret affair with Congresswoman Renee Ellmers. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:34 PM (kXoT0) 186
The Mandalay Shnizz Asp, very deadly.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2015 06:35 PM (2cS/G) 187
>>>>
Where have you been for the past 8 years? Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 06:33 PM ======== Trying to convince my kids......and myself, this will be over someday. Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:35 PM (u49WF) Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 08, 2015 06:35 PM (OiFtZ) 189
Ellmers....eh.
Posted by: eleven at October 08, 2015 06:36 PM (rjtGa) 190
Up until Ultraman shows up on screen, that's what the Fantastic Four should have been like. Mole Man. The gigantic monster.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (39g3+) 191
Steve Goodman did an Elvis Imitator song.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (tEDMc) 192
The Mandalay Shnizz Asp, very deadly.
Seem like it was some guy's name, like Murphy or something. Oh well, I'll probably remember it right before I fall asleep tonight. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (LUgeY) 193
The truth is I have never diddled another member of Congress, and remain faithful to my loyal wife of many years. Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (OiFtZ) 194
Art imitates camp.
Posted by: zombie at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (jBuUi) 195
>>>> 185
========== On an earlier thread I noted that apparently it's OK to have skeletons in your closet if you're in the house, just not if you're in a leadership position. Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (u49WF) 196
Grew up watching that. Great childhood memory.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 08, 2015 06:38 PM (oVJmc) 197
Vacate the Chair.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2015 06:38 PM (B6YW+) 198
Ultraman shot down a Russian mig in Syria in black and white. Starts WWIII.
Posted by: redenzo at October 08, 2015 06:39 PM (WCnJW) 199
Well at least Ultraman doesn't have Watchman wang--or whatever that was.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 06:39 PM (mcm0N) 200
On an earlier thread I noted that apparently it's OK to have skeletons in your closet if you're in the house, just not if you're in a leadership position.
House members can't choose their fellow housemembers. They can (theoretically) choose their leadership, though. Posted by: Grey Fox at October 08, 2015 06:39 PM (bZ7mE) 201
I'm betting it'll end up being Ryan. They say he's listening.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:39 PM (u49WF) Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at October 08, 2015 06:39 PM (tEDMc) 203
Early in my career, I wanted to be the Speaker of the House but realized early on it would never happen because I'm a girl. Posted by: Sir Rodham Rodham at October 08, 2015 06:39 PM (OiFtZ) 204
Speaking of weird robots, did anyone watch last night's American Horror Story?
Lady Gagme... egad. But I think she can be effective in the role, if she can act even a little. Which we don't know yet. Posted by: BurtTC at October 08, 2015 06:39 PM (TOk1P) 205
==========
On an earlier thread I noted that apparently it's OK to have skeletons in your closet if you're in the house, just not if you're in a leadership position. Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (u49WF) Yup. Gingrich was an extraordinarily successful Speaker, but, his peccadilloes made him vulnerable to the media, which loathed him for stymieing Clinton. I agree with Jones, if you are going to be under the microscope, you need to be able to withstand the scrutiny. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:40 PM (kXoT0) 206
Coldblooded killers...
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2015 06:40 PM (2cS/G) 207
Son was at a FOB in Afghanistan near a village, and one of his buddies came back from a patrol and said, "Dude! You won't believe what we just saw. This snake charmer just got a cobra bite in the forehead, died, and they just dragged his body off. The cobra got a new handler."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:40 PM (FsuaD) 208
And I saw Ultraman open for Ratt at the Warfield in '88.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:41 PM (u49WF) 209
I'm betting it'll end up being Ryan. They say he's listening.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:39 PM (u49WF) I am thinking the same thing, he will take it, but, he wants it to be by acclamation. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:41 PM (kXoT0) 210
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:34 PM (kXoT0)
I wonder if that has anything to do with her *refusing* to have anything to do with the bill to end abortions past 20 weeks. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 08, 2015 06:42 PM (GDulk) 211
On an earlier thread I noted that apparently it's OK
to have skeletons in your closet if you're in the house, just not if you're in a leadership position. Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (u49WF) Not skeletons, no. Teenage boys in leotards though, those are ok. Posted by: Wrasslin' Denni H. at October 08, 2015 06:43 PM (TOk1P) 212
Jane D'oh: "...a guy (in Thailand, I think), in a tank full of cobras, smacking them on their heads whenever they spread their hoods at him."
Is he interested in a House Speakership? Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 08, 2015 06:43 PM (1CroS) 213
Steve Goodman did an Elvis Imitator song. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (tEDMc) That's it! Horde knowledge wins again. Thanks! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeQLA0ZC3LM Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 06:43 PM (0yhH4) 214
212
Jane D'oh: "...a guy (in Thailand, I think), in a tank full of cobras, smacking them on their heads whenever they spread their hoods at him." Is he interested in a House Speakership? Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 08, 2015 06:43 PM (1CroS) Hmmmm....*ponders* Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:44 PM (FsuaD) 215
As long as it's Ultraman Hayata, I'm in.
And I've been watching the predecessor show to that on Youtube recently, a show called Ultra Q. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 08, 2015 06:44 PM (oVJmc) 216
So All Hail Eris, when you win the lottery going to Burma to find that temple?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:44 PM (GFzi9) 217
#210, I have no clue. I had never heard of her or him for that matter. I just read about it on the blogs this week.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:44 PM (kXoT0) 218
>>>> 205
Yup. Gingrich was an extraordinarily successful Speaker, but, his peccadilloes made him vulnerable to the media, which loathed him for stymieing Clinton. I agree with Jones, if you are going to be under the microscope, you need to be able to withstand the scrutiny. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:40 PM (kXoT0) =========== I'll never forget "the Gingrich that stole Christmas". Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:45 PM (u49WF) 219
Grind up that horn and it's an aphrodisiac.
Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2015 06:46 PM (fWLrt) 220
On an earlier thread I noted that apparently it's OK to have skeletons in your closet if you're in the house, just not if you're in a leadership position.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:37 PM (u49WF) Yup. Gingrich was an extraordinarily successful Speaker, but, his peccadilloes made him vulnerable to the media, which loathed him for stymieing Clinton. I agree with Jones, if you are going to be under the microscope, you need to be able to withstand the scrutiny. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:40 PM (kXoT0) So which one is doing Renee Ellmers? Posted by: Golfman at October 08, 2015 06:46 PM (48QDY) 221
C'mon now, Rahm never wanted the position. Besides, those were his leotards.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:47 PM (u49WF) 222
If that happened in the US, Ultraman would get his ass sued off for all that property damage.
Posted by: Grimmy at October 08, 2015 06:47 PM (uUsh9) 223
So which one is doing Renee Ellmers?
Posted by: Golfman at October 08, 2015 06:46 PM (48QDY) A gentleman newwer tells. Posted by: Ellmers Fudd at October 08, 2015 06:48 PM (0yhH4) 224
I'll never forget "the Gingrich that stole Christmas".
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:45 PM (u49WF) Sigh, I remember the Contract for America. He does do very well in discussions with the media. He goes full professor and makes them look like idiots. I have this fond dream where the next Republican POTUS make Gingrich his/her Press Secretary and to motivate him, every time he makes a member of the media cry, $25,000 get deposited in Callista's Tiffany account. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:49 PM (kXoT0) 225
Paul Ryan created a budget plan that should have been acceptable to one and all, but was forced to sit in a meeting with Obama on camera and was humiliated, berated, and condescended too by Obama who had no plan of his own, but was simply playing to the cameras to prove the republicans were feckless. Ryan never made any statement refuting Obama's assertions, and after accepting the public butt thumping from Obama he never made any substantial comment to defend himself or the caucus. How can he be considered a strong contender for Speaker when he was either unable to unwilling to defend his program? Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 08, 2015 06:49 PM (OiFtZ) 226
Yup. Gingrich was an extraordinarily successful Speaker, but, his peccadilloes made him vulnerable to the media, which loathed him for stymieing Clinton. I agree with Jones, if you are going to be under the microscope, you need to be able to withstand the scrutiny.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:40 PM (kXoT0) =========== I'll never forget "the Gingrich that stole Christmas". Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:45 PM (u49WF) I could see Newt as a caretaker speaker for the rest of this Congress. Let's then fight for the Speakership in the primaries. Posted by: The Congressional Hat at October 08, 2015 06:49 PM (vBeA5) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:49 PM (GFzi9) 228
Renee Ellmers really does have that "looking at something really close" look to her. I'm guessing somebody has pics.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:49 PM (u49WF) 229
216 So All Hail Eris, when you win the lottery going to Burma to find that temple?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:44 PM (GFzi9) --- Nope, didn't win *kicks dirt* My temple/night club would be 100% snake-free, except for the habu-ju at the bar. Posted by: All Hail Eris, banging the gavel of liberty at October 08, 2015 06:49 PM (jR7Wy) 230
Yup. Gingrich was an extraordinarily successful Speaker, but, his peccadilloes made him vulnerable to the media
Yes, Newt was a naughty boy. VERY naughty... uh, brb. Posted by: denny hastert at October 08, 2015 06:49 PM (aLXXe) 231
C'mon now, Rahm never wanted the position. Besides, those were his leotards.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:47 PM (u49WF) I hear Rahm likes to organize a boys choir around Christmastime, made up of 14-17 year olds. Know what his favorite song is? Posted by: BurtTC at October 08, 2015 06:49 PM (TOk1P) 232
If that happened in the US, Ultraman would get his ass sued off for all that property damage.
Tell me about it. Posted by: Mr. Incredible at October 08, 2015 06:50 PM (bZ7mE) 233
Whatever happened to Dennie Hastert?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:50 PM (FsuaD) 234
Nood
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 08, 2015 06:51 PM (K+CJ3) 235
A robot bar full of dancing girls and tanks?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2015 06:51 PM (GFzi9) 236
I'll support anyone who says the first thing they'll do as Speaker is sodomize Tom Donohue with a carrot on C-SPAN.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 08, 2015 06:52 PM (oVJmc) 237
Whatever happened to Dennie Hastert?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:50 PM (FsuaD) He's in plea deal negotiations with prosecutors on the hush money thing. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:52 PM (kXoT0) 238
209 I'm betting it'll end up being Ryan. They say he's listening.
Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:39 PM (u49WF) I am thinking the same thing, he will take it, but, he wants it to be by acclamation. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:41 PM (kXoT0) Yup.... its going to be Ryann.... they are prepping the battle field right now to try to shut the Vets up... Some of us don't forget that the ONLY Government spending he cut in his F'n budget, was our retirements.... not Congress's... not any other Fed Employee, just Veterans. Posted by: BB Wolf at October 08, 2015 06:53 PM (qh617) Posted by: Golfman at October 08, 2015 06:53 PM (48QDY) 240
Whatever happened to Dennie Hastert?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 06:50 PM (FsuaD) He's in plea deal negotiations with prosecutors on the hush money thing. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 06:52 PM (kXoT0) Yeah, hopefully he can keep that stuff about him diddling teenage boys from getting out. Posted by: BurtTC at October 08, 2015 06:54 PM (TOk1P) 241
>>>> I could see Newt as a caretaker speaker for the rest of this Congress.
Let's then fight for the Speakership in the primaries. ======== I think he'd have fun with it. The Choomster would show no emotion. I'd like to see it just so Newt could "gaslight" him for his last year. Just once we need to see Soetoro cry like the child he is. Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 06:55 PM (u49WF) 242
Cool. They next need to make a modern, high-def CGI enhanced 70 mm film version of the Dick Van Dyke Show.
Posted by: Shitm I Pants at October 08, 2015 07:03 PM (k47e3) 243
Check out the TOS clip.
Episode has everything. Good guy gets superpower. Defeats rubber monster with useless rubber arms using bad wrestling move. Miniature landscape gets torn up and tiny buildings crushed. Aircraft on wires driven by fireworks. Best of all? Science Institute with cool logo has Kill Alien Monster On Sight Prime Directive. Badass! Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at October 08, 2015 07:09 PM (uPxUo) 244
I loved Ultraman. No idea why, but I just loved that show.
Posted by: Y-not at October 08, 2015 07:38 PM (0Iy+I) 245
Wait. This version doesn't have the sweet original soundtrack.
Posted by: Shitm I Pants at October 08, 2015 07:50 PM (k47e3) 246
Entertains more in three minutes than Pacific Rim did in two hours.
Posted by: sans_sheriff at October 08, 2015 09:46 PM (+RDoJ) Posted by: Wayne dong at October 08, 2015 10:40 PM (S3Pu1) 248
I knew a kid in grade school who wanted his confirmation name to be Hayata. No shit.
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